Ciao Bella

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00:00:27 No. I mean, I don't know.
00:00:33 I think I need someone who...
00:00:37 ...is a bit more prominent
00:00:42 But why don't we just be friends?
00:00:45 Yes, absolutely.
00:00:49 Friends... Absolutely.
00:02:14 Because textiles are
00:02:17 It's about clothes, curtains and...
00:02:22 A lot of things people
00:02:26 People kind of think that textiles
00:02:45 Man, I'm itchy.
00:03:13 I did knock. I'm just going to...
00:03:15 You're not supposed to
00:03:20 -Can't you go help Dad instead?
00:03:27 You know what he's like.
00:03:33 Talk to him, then. Tell him you
00:03:40 What about you?
00:03:43 Please. I have to pack my bags.
00:03:45 I bet you have to fight them off
00:03:54 Just don't break their hearts.
00:04:00 They're fragile.
00:04:13 I know you're getting ready for
00:04:21 Can you imagine? 33 years old.
00:04:25 His balls must be ready to explode.
00:04:28 Imagine being his age
00:04:32 -Are we agreed?
00:04:42 Let's see...
00:04:45 Ogge: two. Rikard, still one.
00:04:49 Me..oh my, six.
00:04:53 Mustafa, nothing new
00:04:57 Those Norwegian girls from that
00:05:01 -So, where are their pictures?
00:05:05 No, you didn't.
00:05:08 -Get a life!
00:05:10 Shut up!
00:05:15 Babak. Hey, little girl.
00:05:20 This zero doesn't look good on
00:05:26 -Shave your pubes so they find it.
00:05:30 You're like a bear because
00:05:34 Check it out!
00:05:37 Boys, this is paradise.
00:06:10 Five, six, seven, eight.
00:06:13 One, two, three, four.
00:06:32 Hey! Who are you talking to?
00:06:35 Hilarious. Come on, let's go.
00:06:38 Do you want to walk home, or what?
00:06:42 I've got so much going on, honey.
00:06:45 I connected with the booking girl
00:06:50 She laughed, and I laughed.
00:06:53 And I gave her the smile,
00:07:11 Will you take your shoes off?
00:07:19 Oh, Jesus...
00:07:21 Seriously, I can't be pale
00:07:26 Come on,
00:07:29 I got it real cheap.
00:07:35 We have tuna. I got credit at that
00:07:41 I don't eat anything
00:07:43 And you can adjust it...
00:07:48 Check it out! Look!
00:07:51 You see that?
00:07:55 Finally! How do you like that?
00:08:26 Mustafa, I just wanted to check
00:08:30 I'll go unpack.
00:08:37 How do you think he's doing?
00:08:41 It's just awful that everything
00:08:48 I mean, the more he thinks
00:08:52 It's better that he just
00:08:57 I was just thinking... Maybe you
00:09:08 You know,
00:09:12 Just go on impulse.
00:09:28 What the hell are you staring at?
00:09:32 God, that's annoying.
00:09:38 -Hey there.
00:09:44 It'll be nice to get some sleep.
00:10:05 Check this out and you'll see...
00:10:18 -Hi, honey. - Turn it down!
00:10:22 I was just showing how they
00:10:26 We'll turn it down.
00:10:29 -How about a beer?
00:10:33 -That's where I draw the line.
00:10:39 Aren't you going to introduce us?
00:10:43 Work? Isn't she on her
00:11:22 I'll call you later!
00:12:01 Do you want some?
00:12:30 You're so cute. You have
00:12:44 Come on.
00:12:58 You want to step outside for a bit?
00:13:03 Are you going to be okay,
00:13:06 I'm fine, I just need some fresh air.
00:13:12 Babak! Babak!
00:13:38 Come sit over here, you're The Man.
00:13:44 Oh, damn. Damn.
00:13:51 -At least it's over and done with.
00:14:30 The number is not in service.
00:14:33 Well, screw you, then.
00:14:48 Oh, man...
00:14:52 -They are so gorgeous.
00:15:02 I've just got to have them. Any one
00:15:07 They're such cheap pickup artists.
00:15:11 "Ciao, bambino. I want to
00:15:15 Where were those girls
00:15:18 -Are those girls having orgasms?
00:15:22 That's such total racism.
00:15:27 -What the hell are you doing?
00:15:57 Hey, check him out.
00:15:59 -Who?
00:16:02 -What do you suppose he's thinking?
00:16:07 I'm dying. I have to go pee so badly.
00:16:22 Sí...Roma.
00:16:31 -What's he waving about?
00:16:36 -What was that?
00:16:40 Turk moustache. Seriously...
00:16:43 I'm really about to pee myself.
00:16:49 I'm going to pee myself!
00:16:53 -He was pretty cute, right?
00:17:30 Hey, coach... Check it out!
00:17:49 Come on, guys!
00:20:02 With this holy water,
00:21:17 -So we just sit here like idiots?
00:21:22 We don't have to look at them.
00:21:28 All of a sudden I'm super nervous.
00:21:32 That's just because we're sober.
00:23:07 Okay, don't look now.
00:23:17 -Ciao!
00:23:33 Ciao bella, Linnea.
00:23:36 Oh, lord...
00:24:32 -So, what do you think?
00:24:42 What's the matter, Linnea?
00:25:05 He was wearing cutoffs, right?
00:25:28 ...43, 44, 45, 46, 47...
00:25:41 These pills
00:25:44 On Friday you'll get another pill
00:25:49 You'll bleed quite a bit
00:25:53 It may hurt, but it's not dangerous.
00:25:56 Can we do it
00:26:00 Don't you want to have this over with
00:26:04 Maybe you want to
00:26:09 She's made up her mind, but that's
00:26:14 This is an important decision that
00:26:19 -You can party later.
00:26:25 Okay. Here are the pills.
00:26:30 We'll leave and give Linnea
00:26:47 That's me in the
00:26:51 That's the hotel. You can't see it,
00:26:56 That's the restaurant. On the beach.
00:26:58 Some fat German
00:27:01 This sweaty little mafioso
00:27:06 -But no luck. Or?
00:27:10 -And look here, this is Linnea.
00:27:15 No, that's my daughter.
00:27:17 -How did it go?
00:27:20 Sure. I'm just showing
00:27:23 -We're having a video night in.
00:27:27 I've bought Raclette cheese!
00:27:31 You know what? I think that people
00:27:36 Like poker. It looks easy,
00:27:40 It's really only about one thing:
00:28:03 People are so damned stupid.
00:28:09 Why don't you tell me about
00:28:13 Come on... I've told you that one
00:28:18 Alright...
00:28:23 It was one of those
00:28:30 It was a regular evening. We were
00:28:34 But first we went to the kiosk.
00:28:39 How the hell can you eat something
00:28:42 What? A cucumber might
00:28:54 Oh, honey...
00:28:59 Is it that guy?
00:29:02 It's all for the better. Were you
00:29:06 No, I could have moved there,
00:29:10 Linnea, that's not being realistic.
00:29:14 -Besides, he was just sixteen.
00:29:23 So what are we going to do
00:30:10 I wonder if you'd think,
00:30:15 -if you were to fuck Madonna.
00:30:17 -Shhh...
00:30:20 -Shh!
00:30:23 -Schlong.
00:30:27 Mustafa! Did you bring the pictures
00:30:33 Gentlemen. Time to go to sleep.
00:30:37 Okay, okay. Let's sleep.
00:30:50 -Hi.
00:30:52 -Do you want some tea?
00:30:59 So Jocke's not an engineer?
00:31:05 He does work. On his tan.
00:31:14 He said that he
00:31:19 -Breast shots. And some back shots.
00:31:25 They must have had you very young.
00:31:27 Not really. Mom was
00:31:31 -Oh my.
00:31:36 Mom had been told she couldn't get
00:31:44 She's very pretty.
00:31:47 Does she live here in Gothenburg?
00:31:59 I'd rather be a love child-
00:32:01 -than grow up with parents
00:32:06 -Do you have kids?
00:32:09 Why not?
00:32:12 I think I have to go. I have to
00:32:18 -Say hello from me.
00:32:21 -To call you?
00:32:25 -That you'll call him.
00:32:37 There's no way. It really hurts.
00:32:43 I think I have something
00:33:17 Hello?
00:33:21 Yes?
00:33:24 Of course.
00:33:29 It's my mother.
00:33:36 -Shouldn't we drive you?
00:33:41 You go to the game. I'll be alright.
00:33:45 Okay. - Let's go.
00:34:09 If you don't want me
00:34:15 It's just embarrassing, because it's
00:34:21 -And Carro will be there.
00:34:25 Call if you change your mind.
00:34:29 Did you get money for the fee?
00:34:35 One cola light, two cinnamon buns,
00:34:39 -one of those green ones
00:34:42 Or something vegetarian.
00:34:47 Hi, honey. It's okay, I guess.
00:34:54 No, Dad's here, so...
00:34:57 I'll be done by six, so we
00:35:11 Stop faking.
00:35:19 Are you coming
00:35:21 -I think I need some rest.
00:35:27 Something's going on. You've
00:35:33 Screw him. Let's go.
00:36:23 Hey, Mustafa!
00:36:28 -Stop miming. What are you up to?
00:36:33 So now she thinks I'm Italian.
00:36:36 What a great idea.
00:36:39 -Don't tell anyone. Please.
00:36:42 -How are we going to solve that?
00:36:48 Five hundred crowns.
00:43:27 I'm going. I can't take
00:43:30 -What's happened?
00:43:34 Are you coming?
00:43:37 -You didn't...?
00:43:41 -Didn't what, Carro?
00:43:45 -Don't be naive.
00:43:54 Carro?
00:44:04 Good night.
00:44:20 My rose. Forget everything I said.
00:44:25 I don't care about you. /Massimo
00:44:59 Idiot! I almost called the police!
00:45:04 I am so damned disappointed in you.
00:45:08 I don't know if I want to
00:45:12 You have to keep in touch.
00:45:16 -I had to go to my mother.
00:45:25 Mustafa, wait!
00:45:29 If it's about the pictures,
00:45:33 -What do you mean?
00:45:36 -That you didn't...you know.
00:45:40 -Come on, take it easy.
00:45:44 -Hey, it's not that big a deal.
00:45:48 Are you a moron? You don't know
00:45:53 You're a fraud. You pretend
00:45:57 -But actually...
00:45:59 Are you happy now?
00:46:03 -Don't act all cool.
00:46:06 I lie all the damned time.
00:46:09 I'm not Iranian
00:46:13 Hey, I'm sorry.
00:48:13 -Good job.
00:48:56 Massimo... Come on!
00:50:31 -What are you doing?
00:50:36 -Do you need money?
00:50:40 I don't really know.
00:50:43 -How much?
00:50:47 Oh my.
00:50:51 -What do you need it for?
00:50:54 Alright. Where to?
00:51:01 Come on.
00:52:17 Thank you, thank you, thank you...
00:53:47 I can hardly breathe
00:54:00 That's really hard.
00:54:03 I like you a lot and
00:54:08 Screw the rest.
00:54:19 Hey, sorry that l... You know.
00:54:29 -How is she doing?
00:54:33 -Your mother!
00:54:36 It went well, it was minor.
00:54:41 Good luck with everything.
00:54:47 And promise me you'll get in touch
00:54:55 So you do know a little Swedish?
00:54:58 Alright, before seven o'clock.
00:56:56 -You look nice.
00:56:58 No, you look great.
00:57:00 -Are you meeting someone?
00:57:03 -Well...actually I am.
00:57:14 Hey, l...
00:57:19 You have to promise me
00:57:22 Okay.
00:57:28 I think I've decided to keep...
00:57:33 -Oh, sweetie...
00:57:35 -Why is everyone against me?
00:57:40 -What if I'm not?
00:57:45 Having a child now
00:57:48 You're too young. Think about this.
00:57:50 -But Mom and Dad...
00:57:53 -Why do you think she left?
00:57:56 -I was wanted, they were in love!
00:58:02 When you grow up, you'll...
00:58:07 What the hell do you
00:58:11 Get your own life and stop using us!
00:58:26 LA TERRAZZA
00:58:56 -Hello, girl. How are you doing?
00:58:59 Tell your dad to not give
00:59:02 They call all the time, and l
00:59:07 Just a guy. He's Italian.
00:59:09 Are you Italian? Hi. I'm Marco.
00:59:13 I guess we can speak Italian.
00:59:16 Good, Linnea. A nice Italian boy.
00:59:20 Are you ready? Just one moment..
00:59:25 -Let's see...
00:59:28 Alright. Spaghetti del mare.
00:59:30 -Anything to drink?
00:59:33 Water? Okay, water...
00:59:40 -Starter?
00:59:42 Do you have anything
00:59:45 And then some ravioli.
00:59:50 -ls that all?
00:59:53 He's from Rome.
00:59:56 A Roman? That's a beautiful town.
01:00:00 My friend Frederico just got
01:00:05 What part of town are you from?
01:00:12 We've ordered.
01:00:17 Sorry?
01:00:22 What do you want me to say?
01:00:31 The toilet? Did you want to know
01:00:37 Over there, on the right.
01:03:45 Mustafa?
01:03:49 What's happening, Mustafa?
01:05:11 Aw, man. Having a sauna is so great.
01:05:16 Cut it out.
01:05:24 Ow, stop it!
01:07:28 -My iPod? Are you insane?
01:07:34 -Maybe I should talk to the girl?
01:07:38 Are you that dumb? - Hey, girl!
01:07:43 You're not saying a thing. Get it?
01:07:48 You idiot, I'm just kidding.
01:08:34 I don't have to go.
01:08:40 -I live here.
01:08:44 -Yes. My name is Mustafa.
01:08:51 I live in Lerum.
01:08:55 You'll freeze to death, Linnea!
01:08:58 You're just completely...
01:09:02 Forgive me.
01:09:04 -What did you say your name was?
01:09:07 -So you don't even speak Italian?
01:09:11 Maybe we can see each other again.
01:09:15 -Go to hell!
01:09:20 Or because I'm Iranian?
01:09:55 I still don't understand!
01:10:00 I've had a really good time,
01:10:06 We don't need to get a house
01:10:10 No, you can't. You're just not that
01:10:17 Be well. - Bye!
01:10:30 What kind of guy?
01:10:34 -Never mind her.
01:10:42 Sorry, but you aren't
01:10:48 What?
01:10:50 Sit down and I'll tell you
01:11:00 First, don't say you're an engineer
01:12:19 I just wanted to know why you
01:12:25 No.
01:12:28 Or, actually, yes. Basically.
01:12:33 Good. Then I know.
01:12:39 Congratulations.
01:12:42 But...
01:12:47 I'm sorry.
01:12:51 I wasn't lying when I said
01:12:56 I've never been with another girl.
01:13:01 That was part of the reason.
01:13:22 I know the place is kind of a mess.
01:13:27 I've been really busy.
01:13:39 -There's tuna, if you want it.
01:13:42 No, I don't eat anything with...
01:13:53 Here's the deal: I'm pregnant.
01:13:57 Some guy from
01:14:04 I think... I've decided to keep it.
01:14:14 No, I'm vegetarian,
01:15:29 -Hi there!
01:15:33 -Bye.
01:15:37 -Really?
01:15:43 You've got to take care
01:15:48 I know. It'd be nice to get advice
01:15:54 Was I just a pointless screw?
01:16:06 Your mother and l...
01:16:12 Regardless of what your
01:16:19 And so did she.
01:16:22 But I was actually a mistake.
01:16:25 Come, give me a hug.
01:16:29 I'm so grateful for you.
01:16:33 You're the best thing that ever
01:16:42 Chris, still only one.
01:16:46 -Babak, you finally did it.
01:16:53 Let's see...
01:16:57 You can take me off the list.
01:17:02 I'm a virgin.
01:17:27 -What are you doing?
01:17:33 Hey, kid. How are you doing?
01:17:36 So, tell me... Did you get any?
01:17:40 Mustafa, don't go in there, it's war.
01:17:45 Okay, everyone. I'm going. I have to
01:17:52 What happened?
01:17:54 Your father doesn't love me.
01:18:07 I've lived with that man
01:18:12 And he comes waltzing in here
01:18:19 And I've set the table,
01:18:29 25 MORE YEARS!
01:19:14 Have you eaten?
01:19:18 You can't stay with her
01:19:23 I don't pity her.
01:19:32 Good lord.
01:19:35 I really do love her.
01:19:38 She's my life partner.
01:19:47 Why does love
01:19:53 No. Listen to me, son.
01:19:56 You pay for food, telephone, taxes,
01:20:04 Then you're
01:20:08 -in all sorts of weather,
01:20:11 Honestly, many weaklings
01:20:22 But...not us.
01:21:11 I traded the solarium.
01:21:14 It's a bit early, I know. But it's
01:21:19 "Grandpa Jocke." That's just weird.
01:21:24 Maybe "Grandpa Joakim"...
01:21:28 Which one sounds better?
01:21:30 Oh, right. There's some guy
01:22:00 I don't really know what two people
01:22:04 But this is how I see it:
01:22:06 I like wearing slacks, my dad is
01:22:11 But I'm nice and will care for you
01:22:16 As for the kid, I'll be in my
01:22:20 I can work extra, and we can live
01:22:25 I've some saved money.
01:22:36 We could get an apartment later.
01:22:42 As for romance, I also have a lot
01:22:51 What do you think?
01:23:55 Subtitles Extracted
01:25:58 Translation: John E Thelin