Cirque du Freak The Vampire s Assistant Circus of the Freak

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00:00:52 DARREN: You know,
00:00:56 There's no choice
00:00:58 We're all gonna end up
00:01:01 But sometimes things
00:01:05 You can end up hurting
00:01:08 betraying the people
00:01:12 That's not me.
00:01:16 We've been best friends
00:01:17 when he punched this kid,
00:01:23 That's me.
00:01:28 Oh, and, trust me, spending
00:01:31 was never part of my plan.
00:01:33 Guess l'm just lucky.
00:04:17 (SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)
00:04:22 (STUDENTS CHATTERlNG)
00:04:24 DARREN: Up until recently,
00:04:29 l was popular enough.
00:04:32 l got good grades,
00:04:35 A's! l love you.
00:04:38 Yeah, that's the boy.
00:04:41 Hey, you.
00:04:42 DARREN: And l had
00:04:44 Hey, what's up?
00:04:46 DARREN: Uh,
00:04:48 I mean, we were friends
00:04:53 See, that used to
00:04:56 There was one thing
00:05:00 Hey.
00:05:02 Let's cut, all right?
00:05:04 No, we're here.
00:05:06 All right, folks.
00:05:10 What you got for me?
00:05:11 Okay, listen,
00:05:14 All right, Mr. Perfect,
00:05:21 (STEVE GRUNTS)
00:05:23 (CLATTERlNG)
00:05:26 So, hey, l'm thinking
00:05:30 Yeah, sure. Why not?
00:05:31 Yeah, you're not going
00:05:34 (GLASS SHATTERlNG)
00:05:35 Oh, shit.
00:05:37 Hey, man, l bet you can't
00:05:42 What? No, we're
00:05:44 "Steve, we're gonna
00:05:50 Hey!
00:05:52 And so the Mutually
00:05:58 (GLASS SHATTERlNG)
00:06:04 What the heck is that?
00:06:08 (MRS. SHAN SOBBlNG)
00:06:10 l'm so sorry.
00:06:11 lt's that Steve.
00:06:14 Uh. . .
00:06:15 Did Darren tell you he got
00:06:18 Yes, he did, honey.
00:06:21 You are not going
00:06:24 Mom, l'm not
00:06:25 You can't tell me who l can
00:06:28 You are on
00:06:30 and that Steve is
00:06:32 What path?
00:06:34 The path to a happy,
00:06:37 To a good college,
00:06:42 A happy, productive life.
00:06:47 College, job,
00:06:49 And one day,
00:06:51 you'll be standing here
00:06:54 DARREN: College, job,
00:06:57 College, job, family!
00:07:00 College, job, family!
00:07:04 MRS. SHAN: Darren,
00:07:07 So, wait. You. . .
00:07:08 What, you told your parents
00:07:12 Yeah, but, l mean,
00:07:15 We're still like
00:07:17 Okay, like what,
00:07:22 Yeah, kind of.
00:07:25 l mean, no, it's like. . .
00:07:27 Look, l don't care
00:07:28 Bullshit.
00:07:30 You do care what they say.
00:07:33 That's just who you are.
00:07:34 You never stand up
00:07:37 Maybe your parents
00:07:40 Maybe you shouldn't
00:07:43 You're not garbage.
00:07:45 You're my friend.
00:07:51 (MYSTERlOUS MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:08:18 Whoa!
00:08:20 "Cirque du Freak.
00:08:23 "Five hundred years."
00:08:25 Dude, that
00:08:27 l can't go, though.
00:08:31 Right. And we're also
00:08:37 What's this?
00:08:40 A freak show?
00:08:43 l hope you weren't thinking
00:08:47 Because the idea of taking
00:08:51 weird, deformed people
00:08:58 l'm assuming no one
00:09:32 Hey. You know that means
00:09:35 l read about it. . .
00:09:36 ln one of your
00:09:39 DARREN: l should explain.
00:09:40 Steve was obsessed
00:09:43 and I, on the other hand,
00:09:47 l don't know why.
00:09:54 "Back in three seconds"?
00:09:57 One, two, three.
00:10:00 (DOOR OPENS)
00:10:02 (THUDDlNG)
00:10:03 (STEVE LAUGHS)
00:10:05 Uh. . .
00:10:07 Okay.
00:10:09 l guess they want money.
00:10:14 Hey, l need two
00:10:20 Hey! Hey!
00:10:23 Hey, come on.
00:10:25 (SNARLlNG)
00:10:27 Holy crap!
00:10:33 Hey, come on !
00:10:35 (FOOTSTEPS RETREATlNG)
00:10:36 And it's gone.
00:10:38 You okay?
00:10:45 Hello?
00:10:53 Are you boys 21 ?
00:10:57 Are you 21 ?
00:11:00 Say yes.
00:11:04 Yeah.
00:11:05 Good. You don't have
00:11:10 sudden cardiac arrest
00:11:17 Say no.
00:11:20 No.
00:11:23 All right, then.
00:11:29 Go ahead in.
00:11:36 (AUDlENCE MURMURlNG)
00:11:54 Welcome.
00:11:55 Welcome to the
00:11:58 the oldest continuously
00:12:03 We have toured
00:12:05 bringing the bizarre
00:12:09 May l present the Wolfman !
00:12:13 (ROARlNG)
00:12:14 (WOMEN SCREAMlNG)
00:12:18 (CLlCKlNG TONGUE)
00:12:22 (FLlES BUZZlNG)
00:12:23 MR. TALL: (SOFTLY)
00:12:25 (GROWLS)
00:12:33 Dude, he totally just
00:12:44 (CRACKlNG KNUCKLES)
00:12:46 (AUDlENCE GASPS)
00:12:47 (ROARlNG)
00:12:49 (SCREAMlNG)
00:12:54 Call an ambulance!
00:12:55 lt's okay.
00:12:57 (MR. TALL CLlCKS TONGUE)
00:13:01 Good boy.
00:13:04 And stay.
00:13:15 (AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)
00:13:18 MR. TALL: Ladies
00:13:20 the enchanting
00:13:25 And now our resident
00:13:31 (AUDlENCE GASPS)
00:13:32 Freaky-freak,
00:13:37 Oh, look, a candy corn.
00:13:42 And next, Gertha Teeth !
00:13:50 And Rhamus Twobellies!
00:13:51 l have arrived !
00:14:09 (EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
00:14:17 Hey, nice bike!
00:14:20 Come on.
00:14:23 And next,
00:14:29 (BlPPO HlSSlNG)
00:14:48 Stay, Bippo.
00:14:50 So, l'm Evra Von Britow,
00:14:55 (SCOFFS)
00:14:57 There'll be some CDs for sale
00:15:01 (GUlTAR PLAYlNG ON AMPLlFlER)
00:15:06 (AMPLlFlER TURNS OFF)
00:15:08 (AUDlENCE LAUGHlNG)
00:15:09 Bippo! No!
00:15:11 Bippo, drop it,
00:15:13 Yes, l'm glad you're
00:15:15 Evra, please
00:15:18 lt's not my fault.
00:15:21 We'll discuss it later.
00:15:23 But. . .
00:15:24 And now,
00:15:27 the voluptuous,
00:15:31 the insightful
00:15:35 (EXOTlC DRUMBEAT PLAYlNG)
00:15:43 Do we have someone
00:15:47 MAN 1 : Over here.
00:15:49 Come on. Come on.
00:15:52 You.
00:16:02 (GASPS)
00:16:20 Who are you?
00:16:23 My name is Fred Smith.
00:16:29 (AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)
00:16:47 Larten, finish your act
00:16:51 What? l have someone
00:16:53 Ready for more?
00:16:55 Larten Crepsley
00:16:58 (GASPS)
00:17:00 Don't go on.
00:17:03 You always have
00:17:05 Larten !
00:17:07 (PEOPLE EXCLAlMlNG)
00:17:13 Thank you,
00:17:14 l am so excited to be here
00:17:17 which used to have character
00:17:19 filled with chain stores
00:17:22 lt really is a pleasure
00:17:24 And l am so honored that
00:17:25 blah, blah, blah and so on
00:17:30 l'm afraid l have some
00:17:33 l had hoped to
00:17:37 seems to have escaped
00:17:41 Use caution when retrieving
00:17:45 She is very poisonous.
00:17:48 But not to worry.
00:17:49 Tonight l will perform for you
00:17:55 First, a rabbit from a hat.
00:17:59 (EXCLAlMS)
00:18:00 (AUDlENCE GASPS)
00:18:04 This is Madam Octa.
00:18:07 lnteresting fact, one bite
00:18:12 But don't worry.
00:18:15 She's beautiful.
00:18:17 lf l could just get
00:18:20 (EXCLAlMlNG)
00:18:41 (PLAYlNG FLUTE)
00:19:01 Darren. His name's
00:19:04 lt's Vur Horsten.
00:19:07 l saw his painting
00:19:13 lt's him. He's got
00:19:15 the same hair,
00:19:18 (AUDlENCE GASPlNG)
00:19:20 You seriously think
00:19:21 Yeah.
00:19:23 (PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)
00:19:40 May l have my spider
00:19:46 Now, boys,
00:19:49 but if one did and he
00:19:53 he might smother them
00:19:57 That's it! Show's over!
00:20:00 lt's Mr. Kersey.
00:20:02 By order of the
00:20:06 Good Lord, not again.
00:20:08 Welcome to the Cirque.
00:20:12 We don't want you
00:20:15 That's not the problem.
00:20:16 The problem is you
00:20:21 Thank you. Thank you
00:20:26 So you gonna let us
00:20:30 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
00:20:32 GERTHA: So clumsy.
00:20:37 LOAF HEAD: No.
00:20:43 Octa.
00:20:52 Anyone here?
00:20:56 Whoa.
00:21:24 Hey, Octa. l'm Darren.
00:21:38 (PLAYlNG HESlTANTLY)
00:21:44 CREPSLEY: (DlSTANTLY)
00:21:50 We can talk in private.
00:21:53 GAVNER: So, this is
00:21:56 CREPSLEY: You didn't
00:21:57 (SOFTLY) l'm insane.
00:21:58 Well, l saw the
00:22:02 Everybody's a critic.
00:22:03 lt's not easy
00:22:08 To us and Charna's Guts.
00:22:14 Did you see that
00:22:16 The first one
00:22:19 Yes. l noticed it.
00:22:23 Look, Vincent's dead.
00:22:27 Murdered. Sucked dry
00:22:32 (LAUGHlNG MANlACALLY)
00:22:33 They're after us, man.
00:22:35 Those damn Vampaneze!
00:22:37 First Vincent,
00:22:39 Why me before you?
00:22:41 Well, because l'm
00:22:44 Oh. Of course,
00:22:47 Well, what about
00:22:48 They must have
00:22:50 Yes. They say good riddance.
00:22:54 They'll do anything
00:22:57 There are no real generals
00:23:02 And to top it off,
00:23:06 Mr. Tiny?
00:23:09 Yes! Just last week
00:23:13 messing with
00:23:16 He's trying
00:23:17 Megalomaniac!
00:23:33 And those murderous,
00:23:37 they're up to something, too,
00:23:40 lt's all connected.
00:23:42 Come with me.
00:23:46 Kill us some Vampaneze!
00:23:47 No. l'm sorry.
00:23:49 No? Why?
00:23:53 l'm done fighting.
00:23:54 l left that life
00:23:58 lt's a simple life,
00:24:00 (PANTlNG)
00:24:02 Steve.
00:24:03 l know who you are.
00:24:09 Who sent you?
00:24:13 No. . . No one. l. . .
00:24:15 l have these vampire books,
00:24:18 with some girl in,
00:24:20 lt said that she broke up
00:24:23 (LAUGHlNG)
00:24:25 Did you hear
00:24:26 Missy broke up with me
00:24:29 Funny, l always thought
00:24:32 Let the kid go.
00:24:36 Now, are you
00:24:39 Didn't you hear me
00:24:42 l did.
00:24:46 You see, l want this.
00:24:52 l mean, vampires,
00:24:55 They live by their
00:24:57 lt's true they do have
00:25:00 Yes, and one of them
00:25:05 Look, look, blood.
00:25:06 (GASPS)
00:25:07 Blood.
00:25:09 You see, Gavner,
00:25:15 Look, if you
00:25:17 you have to leave
00:25:20 lt's deeply depressing.
00:25:25 Now get out of here.
00:25:31 l haven't seen
00:25:36 My mom is drunk
00:25:39 l absolutely hate my life.
00:25:43 l never actually
00:25:49 This is what
00:25:53 What you're
00:25:57 Well, if that's the case,
00:26:00 No. No.
00:26:04 (SPlTS)
00:26:07 Who sent you here?
00:26:11 (SPlTTlNG)
00:26:14 You can never
00:26:17 STEVE: What?
00:26:19 l have what, bad blood?
00:26:22 l'm never gonna
00:26:26 One day, l promise you,
00:26:29 And what?
00:26:32 Kill me?
00:26:34 Do you know how
00:26:39 l could knock you out
00:26:42 and no one
00:26:44 Calm down. Save that
00:26:48 who should be
00:26:52 while he still can.
00:26:54 (DOOR SLAMS)
00:26:58 (SlGHS)
00:26:59 You're out there, man.
00:27:02 All right.
00:27:07 l'm headed back
00:27:09 to try to convince those
00:27:14 Gavner, if we kill one
00:27:20 Wouldn't that
00:27:27 Poor old Vincent.
00:27:30 You've been awfully
00:27:34 (SlGHS)
00:27:56 Get in.
00:28:03 (TAPPlNG)
00:28:16 (WHlRRlNG)
00:28:20 Thanks. Thanks,
00:28:24 Oh, absolutely,
00:28:27 (MURLAUGH GRUNTlNG)
00:28:31 Are you the one
00:28:35 No, l'm the one
00:28:39 l actually had a bike.
00:28:41 But l'll just get it
00:28:45 No need.
00:28:49 Now, if l
00:28:54 do you believe
00:29:01 The what?
00:29:02 So, he knows nothing
00:29:06 Knows only
00:29:09 The pulsing,
00:29:13 (WHlRRlNG)
00:29:15 (GRlNDlNG)
00:29:19 (CHUCKLES)
00:29:21 Wow, wow, you know what?
00:29:25 What's the rush?
00:29:27 After all, didn't we
00:29:34 Doesn't act like
00:29:38 Acts more like
00:29:42 Bag of blood?
00:29:43 Shows how much
00:29:46 l think he reeks
00:29:49 Ow!
00:29:52 Souvenir.
00:30:00 We all have
00:30:03 And with a few
00:30:09 Wonderful to
00:30:12 lt's like looking
00:30:26 Darren !
00:30:28 We'll be in touch.
00:30:34 (EXCLAlMS)
00:30:50 Freaky dream.
00:30:59 Hey. Hey, l'm gonna try
00:31:02 Just hold on one sec.
00:31:06 Hey. Why have you
00:31:11 l'm not acting weird.
00:31:12 You were just talking
00:31:13 What?
00:31:14 No, l wasn't.
00:31:16 l wasn't.
00:31:18 You see?
00:31:20 Hey, give me my
00:31:25 Holy shit! That's. . .
00:31:27 Yeah, l went back to
00:31:30 You stole from a vampire?
00:31:33 Shh !
00:31:35 He's never gonna find me.
00:31:36 Okay, just. . .
00:31:38 Wait a second.
00:31:42 and what did you see?
00:31:47 All right,
00:31:49 Steve, are you crazy?
00:31:52 Listen, you can't
00:31:57 What do l have?
00:32:04 Hey, leave it
00:32:06 lt's fine.
00:32:07 Be careful.
00:32:15 (DARREN CLEARS THROAT)
00:32:16 This thing's even
00:32:19 Can you just put it
00:32:20 (SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)
00:32:21 (BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)
00:32:35 DARREN: Okay,
00:32:39 GlRL: l got a B-minus
00:32:42 DARREN: No!
00:32:44 (GlRLS SCREAMlNG)
00:32:46 Oh, my gosh,
00:32:48 (WHlSTLlNG)
00:32:50 (STUDENTS CLAMORlNG)
00:33:01 Move!
00:33:03 DARREN: Steve! Wait!
00:33:04 (SCREAMlNG)
00:33:19 STEVE: Move! Get out of
00:33:23 Watch out! Move!
00:33:27 Hey! Steve, don't!
00:33:32 Now l got you !
00:33:35 What's the matter with you?
00:33:45 Hey! No! Hey!
00:33:58 GlRL: Guys, look,
00:34:01 (STUDENTS SCREAMlNG)
00:34:05 Get it off me!
00:34:06 GlRL: Oh, my God !
00:34:11 (GRUNTS)
00:34:47 So what have you come
00:34:51 Nothing. Nothing.
00:34:54 Look, Octa bit my
00:35:01 And l was wondering
00:35:04 l do.
00:35:05 Thank you.
00:35:07 But l only have
00:35:09 Why should l waste any
00:35:13 Please, l'm begging
00:35:15 Look, l'm really sorry
00:35:18 l don't know
00:35:22 Why not?
00:35:24 Because it's wrong.
00:35:25 So then you've learned
00:35:27 Yes, l have.
00:35:28 And you'll never do
00:35:32 No, l won't.
00:35:33 You see? Now you're
00:35:36 What did
00:35:40 Mr. Tiny?
00:35:41 The fat man
00:35:44 l don't know, something
00:35:49 And he knew
00:35:50 Looks like you're
00:35:54 Mr. Tiny doesn't just
00:35:57 And the people he does
00:36:05 What's worse than dead?
00:36:09 Oh.
00:36:11 Lots of things.
00:36:17 All right. l'll do it.
00:36:23 You'll become my assistant.
00:36:26 You'll be able to go out
00:36:30 You'll do chores for me
00:36:33 And in return, l'll try
00:36:37 Oh, and l'll save
00:36:40 despite the fact that
00:36:48 You'll save Steve?
00:36:49 Why not?
00:36:54 lf l became a half vampire,
00:37:00 lnterested, huh?
00:37:02 Vampires don't kill
00:37:06 Big source of controversy,
00:37:10 getting ugly again,
00:37:17 Want to become a vampire?
00:37:20 lt's a lonely life,
00:37:25 l can't make that
00:37:30 Do you wanna go home
00:37:33 Do they make all the
00:37:37 No, they don't.
00:37:42 Poor Steve doesn't
00:37:51 Fine, l'll do it.
00:37:57 So get the antidote.
00:37:59 Right here.
00:38:02 Thank you.
00:38:04 First things first.
00:38:07 Let's test your blood.
00:38:10 What are you doing? l'm not
00:38:13 Show me your hands.
00:38:19 Ow!
00:38:21 Mmm.
00:38:23 You have good blood.
00:38:27 We're going
00:38:29 That's creepy.
00:38:30 l know. But that's
00:38:43 This may hurt when
00:38:47 (HEARTBEAT ACCELERATlNG)
00:39:00 l feel cold.
00:39:03 Lick your fingers.
00:39:15 Whoa, is that like
00:39:18 Yes, you have super-spit.
00:39:24 The rest of what?
00:39:26 Can l, like,
00:39:27 No, that's bullshit.
00:39:30 Now hop on my back.
00:39:34 We're gonna what?
00:39:35 Just shut up
00:39:40 (lNHALES DEEPLY)
00:39:45 (EXHALES)
00:39:46 (EXCLAlMS)
00:39:47 (GASPlNG)
00:39:48 You held your
00:39:51 Did l not tell you
00:39:53 (GRUNTS)
00:39:55 Sorry.
00:40:01 Hold on.
00:40:03 Why didn't we just
00:40:05 l get claustrophobic.
00:40:07 Strange, huh,
00:40:10 But somehow when it's
00:40:15 He looks horrible.
00:40:23 She really
00:40:28 DARREN: Be careful.
00:40:40 Hey, what are you doing?
00:40:46 Shh.
00:40:58 That's it, right?
00:41:01 That's it.
00:41:06 (ALARMS BEEPlNG)
00:41:08 (SlGHS)
00:41:10 You are insufferable.
00:41:12 Back! Stay back!
00:41:13 WOMAN ON PA: Code blue...
00:41:14 You have no idea
00:41:17 Code blue...
00:41:18 All right. lf you want
00:41:22 But being a vampire
00:41:25 Code bIue, code bIue...
00:41:27 Try not to do something
00:41:29 Code bIue, code bIue,
00:41:33 You are not supposed
00:41:35 Code blue.
00:41:38 (ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)
00:41:45 BOY: lt must have hurt.
00:41:46 Yeah, it hurt.
00:41:49 lt wasn't. . .
00:41:50 lt's great
00:41:52 Yeah.
00:41:53 Well, well, well,
00:41:56 So, Steve, what
00:42:10 Stay away from
00:42:14 Okay.
00:42:16 Next. . .
00:42:28 Hey, Darren, do you think
00:42:37 What's going on?
00:42:38 (HEART THUMPlNG)
00:42:42 You look weird.
00:42:46 (ROARS)
00:42:47 (SCREAMS)
00:42:51 Sorry.
00:42:54 Sorry, l. . .
00:43:01 (BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)
00:43:05 CREPSLEY:
00:43:08 Some excellent
00:43:10 Thought this was all
00:43:13 Mine's blocked.
00:43:15 Hmm.
00:43:16 (SNlFFLlNG)
00:43:17 Don't. . . No, don't
00:43:22 Honestly. Stop, stop.
00:43:25 l'm not crying.
00:43:26 Of course not.
00:43:29 Look, l don't want
00:43:33 l was this close away
00:43:35 Perhaps you should have
00:43:41 Look, l'm sorry,
00:43:45 You're going to
00:43:48 Like forever?
00:43:50 Like forever.
00:43:53 lt's time to admit that
00:44:04 But you can't
00:44:07 You're going to
00:44:15 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)
00:44:18 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
00:44:20 MR. SHAN: Hmm?
00:44:24 Hi. Hi.
00:44:28 Hey, l just wanted to say
00:44:32 You're doing a great job,
00:44:36 and for complaining
00:44:40 And l love you
00:44:43 We love you,
00:44:57 Bye, Annie.
00:45:03 How old were you
00:45:08 Twenty. lt was 1 803,
00:45:12 l'd just been left
00:45:16 l thought she was
00:45:20 l saw her again
00:45:24 but my heart still
00:45:30 Wow, dumped, huh?
00:45:33 So big, bad, old Crepsley
00:45:36 (LAUGHlNG)
00:45:38 Have you ever
00:45:42 Yeah.
00:45:44 Then perhaps
00:45:47 Here it is.
00:46:05 My lips are numb.
00:46:06 Good.
00:46:10 l've got pins and
00:46:13 Excellent.
00:46:20 Nice night,
00:46:23 ls that the Little Dipper
00:46:28 Sorry about that.
00:46:29 l had to do that or they
00:46:33 There's no damage
00:46:35 and l'll sneak into the
00:46:38 Oh, and sorry about
00:46:59 Darren,
00:47:01 l hate you so much
00:47:18 Darren.
00:47:22 Asswipe, are you
00:47:25 Okay, time out, time out.
00:48:21 Wake-y, wake-y.
00:48:24 Here.
00:48:26 l can't do that.
00:48:30 Can you feel this?
00:48:31 Ow! What the heck?
00:48:36 (SNlFFlNG)
00:48:38 Do you smell
00:48:40 Ha, ha, very funny.
00:48:43 Get back in the grave.
00:48:44 l'm not getting
00:48:46 Don't argue
00:48:47 No.
00:48:50 (GASPS)
00:48:52 (CREPSLEY GRUNTlNG)
00:48:58 Hello, old friend.
00:49:03 Shall l give
00:49:08 (BOTH GRUNTlNG)
00:49:11 (SCREAMS)
00:49:14 (MURLAUGH LAUGHS)
00:49:51 (DARREN EXCLAlMS)
00:49:58 Hello,
00:50:02 You're coming with me.
00:50:06 (EXCLAlMlNG)
00:50:11 Run !
00:50:27 (SPlTS)
00:50:28 You come with Murlaugh now.
00:50:32 Not one of those
00:50:36 DARREN: (MUFFLED)
00:50:38 Where are we going?
00:50:45 (DARREN EXCLAlMS)
00:50:49 Hold your breath.
00:50:50 DARREN: What? No, no,
00:51:01 (CAR HORN BLARlNG)
00:51:04 Let's go!
00:51:05 Not yet!
00:51:09 (HORN BLARlNG)
00:51:12 Don't look behind you.
00:51:19 Oh, my God.
00:51:24 Come here!
00:51:29 (PANTlNG)
00:51:31 Breathe.
00:51:34 GlRL 1 : Right over
00:51:37 GlRL 2: Oh, my God.
00:51:39 Do you know
00:51:43 Are we there yet?
00:51:44 Almost.
00:51:48 (LAUGHTER ECHOlNG)
00:51:51 DARREN: Where are we?
00:51:52 CREPSLEY: The Cirque's
00:51:54 You'll be safe here
00:51:57 Try to fit in.
00:52:02 Come on.
00:52:03 So all the freaks
00:52:05 Yes.
00:52:08 (PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)
00:52:12 (CLEARS THROAT)
00:52:13 Don't stare.
00:52:20 MAN: lt's really. . .
00:52:34 LOAF HEAD: You want to
00:52:37 GERTHA: l'm not gonna
00:52:39 lt'll be great, you know.
00:52:48 Wait here for me.
00:52:51 MAN 1 : Well, l was
00:52:53 l mean, you're not
00:52:55 MAN 2: lf you set
00:52:57 Neutral. The Cirque
00:53:01 That's how it has
00:53:03 You'll still
00:53:05 l'm not trying to drag you
00:53:09 And why exactly
00:53:12 l'm not sure yet.
00:53:14 But whenever Mr. Tiny
00:53:16 l make it my policy to try
00:53:19 That's a
00:53:27 Hey, what are you doing?
00:53:32 Hi, l'm Darren.
00:53:34 What are you
00:53:35 (LAUGHS)
00:53:36 That's what l'm trying
00:53:39 You can listen
00:53:44 How much does
00:53:46 Nothing.
00:53:47 He's waiting by
00:53:51 You know, Larten, the thing
00:53:56 they don't always do
00:54:01 Rebecca. Don't you
00:54:04 Yes. Sorry, Mr. Tall.
00:54:07 lt was his idea.
00:54:09 l didn't make you
00:54:10 Well, you couldn't make me
00:54:12 Oh, really, huh?
00:54:13 MR. TALL:
00:54:15 l would like you
00:54:18 Evra will be his roommate
00:54:22 You'll have to work, Darren.
00:54:26 That's fine.
00:54:28 l actually worked for
00:54:32 l did photocopies, so. . .
00:54:39 This is on a temporary basis,
00:54:43 Of course.
00:54:46 So, what are you
00:54:49 Why? Do you have
00:54:53 No, l mean, they kind
00:54:57 They freak you out.
00:55:01 Well, l really have to
00:55:05 Harkat, take Darren
00:55:08 (GRUMBLlNG)
00:55:14 Well, you better
00:55:21 Okay, see you sometime.
00:55:26 (CHUCKLES)
00:55:28 No, l saw what you did
00:55:33 (GRUMBLlNG)
00:55:37 Dude, l'm not giving
00:55:43 (WHlMPERlNG)
00:55:45 l'm sorry. Here.
00:55:49 (SNARLS)
00:55:50 TRUSKA: Harkat!
00:55:51 You have to stop biting
00:56:01 You.
00:56:06 Death.
00:56:09 Redemption. Despair.
00:56:14 (EXCLAlMS)
00:56:15 Triumph. Disaster.
00:56:21 What did l say?
00:56:23 "Death, redemption,
00:56:28 Well, don't worry about it.
00:56:33 And no more teeth.
00:56:35 (MOANS)
00:56:46 You mean, this is it?
00:56:49 EVRA: Chill in the
00:56:56 Good snake. Love you.
00:57:00 (HlSSlNG)
00:57:02 So, l guess we're
00:57:08 F'd up?
00:57:09 How. . . What kind
00:57:11 Oh, l'm not a freak.
00:57:15 You're normal?
00:57:16 No. l mean,
00:57:17 but l'm completely
00:57:19 You're a half vampire,
00:57:24 l like that.
00:57:26 And don't worry about,
00:57:30 l'm not gonna drink
00:57:36 What a relief.
00:57:38 This is your corner
00:57:41 You do not cross over
00:57:43 except to enter
00:57:46 And you are never, ever
00:57:50 This is my
00:57:52 Oh, cool. Yeah, l. . .
00:57:57 but, you know,
00:58:00 Mmm.
00:58:01 Well, there are
00:58:04 (CHUCKLES)
00:58:07 Oh. . .
00:58:08 (EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
00:58:10 Yeah. Shedding,
00:58:14 You should actually
00:58:16 (CLlCKlNG TONGUE RAPlDLY)
00:58:18 Did you forget to tell me
00:58:23 l can't believe you're
00:58:26 Why can't you just
00:58:27 Because vampires
00:58:29 (SCOFFS) "Vampires don't
00:58:34 l'll tell you what
00:58:36 They need to listen.
00:58:39 And what do you do?
00:58:42 lt's been a long night.
00:58:45 l think l'll just hit
00:58:48 No, wait.
00:58:51 You don't love me
00:58:56 You know how l feel
00:58:59 lt's depressing watching
00:59:06 Have you looked
00:59:07 (CHUCKLES)
00:59:08 You're no kid.
00:59:11 Oh, no, no. l'm still
00:59:15 Mmm-mmm.
00:59:17 Your mouth says no,
00:59:22 l can't believe
00:59:24 l know. He was
00:59:25 No, he was
00:59:27 l knew him first.
00:59:29 l thought he
00:59:31 What?
00:59:33 Dude.
00:59:34 Here, get up before one
00:59:42 Mr. Leonard, what you
00:59:59 MR. TlNY: Careful.
01:00:02 The first step
01:00:05 Oh, l know. You miss
01:00:09 You feel betrayed,
01:00:16 unlike him.
01:00:19 Darren was
01:00:21 Oh, really?
01:00:23 What if l told you
01:00:28 stealing your
01:00:32 You dream of killing people,
01:00:36 You dream of leading
01:00:41 Who the hell are you?
01:00:43 l'm Mr. Tiny.
01:00:45 Are you a vampire?
01:00:46 No, l'm not a vampire.
01:00:50 l'm an aficionado.
01:00:54 l want to see
01:00:58 What do you want
01:01:01 l'm not a freak.
01:01:05 Can a freak travel back
01:01:09 l think not.
01:01:10 Can a freak create
01:01:14 Please.
01:01:16 Can a freak bring
01:01:22 No.
01:01:24 Sadly, neither can l,
01:01:31 One of two boys,
01:01:38 And by the way,
01:01:44 (EXHALES)
01:01:48 You care
01:01:51 No, l can't. l'm. . .
01:01:53 We know
01:01:55 You're bad news.
01:01:57 (SCOFFS)
01:01:58 But nothing l couldn't
01:02:03 (CHOMPlNG)
01:02:04 Don't mind him.
01:02:07 Welcome to
01:02:08 Thank you.
01:02:10 Would you like to eat
01:02:13 Yeah, they
01:02:14 Hey, Vampelina.
01:02:16 Come on, we gotta go
01:02:18 and then Crepsley left,
01:02:22 lt looks like you're
01:02:24 Evra.
01:02:25 (GROWLlNG)
01:02:31 Okay, so you guys
01:02:43 DARREN: l can't believe
01:02:46 REBECCA: They'll eat you
01:02:48 (EXCLAlMS)
01:03:06 So where do you
01:03:11 (GRUNTS)
01:03:15 (EXCLAlMS)
01:03:21 l guess l could probably,
01:03:23 and you'd probably
01:03:27 You wouldn't like
01:03:30 Who's the boss
01:03:33 Okay. Concentrate now.
01:03:44 (GROANS)
01:03:52 Ow. Perfect.
01:04:11 (SHUDDERS)
01:04:14 What's the point?
01:04:23 l'm just not that
01:04:26 Gertha, you're
01:04:34 Sorry, you're
01:04:38 Do you ever
01:04:43 Not really.
01:04:45 l joined the Cirque
01:04:48 Mr. Tall found me in
01:04:53 (PLAYlNG GUlTAR)
01:04:54 (SlNGlNG) Dumpster baby,
01:04:58 l wanna be your
01:05:04 No.
01:05:24 Hey, this is Steve.
01:05:30 What are you doing?
01:05:32 Oh, nothing.
01:05:34 May l see it?
01:05:37 Yeah, l guess.
01:05:39 l've always wanted
01:05:42 Hey! What are
01:05:44 We must be very careful
01:05:47 (CAR APPROACHlNG)
01:05:51 (ROARS)
01:05:55 (ALL MUTTERlNG EXClTEDLY)
01:06:01 (MAKlNG MONKEY CALLS)
01:06:04 Go to your tent
01:06:22 Yes. l have returned.
01:06:30 l have returned !
01:06:34 Unacceptable.
01:06:39 (ACCUSlNG lN FRENCH)
01:06:41 By the way, is he drinking
01:06:44 He's not drinking
01:06:46 Not drinking blood?
01:06:48 Crepsley, don't you know
01:06:52 Or perhaps you're worried
01:06:58 He might be
01:07:00 You'd like that.
01:07:02 You've been favoring them
01:07:04 On the contrary,
01:07:09 Correct, Mr. Tall?
01:07:13 Correct.
01:07:16 Then tell us
01:07:18 lt's one of your
01:07:21 Well, one does dream
01:07:27 This truce may
01:07:31 There might be new leaders.
01:07:35 Perhaps a boy,
01:07:40 lt's all been written.
01:07:42 Then why do you care?
01:07:46 Me? l may
01:07:50 but the characters
01:07:54 You, for example,
01:07:58 Now, Mr. Tall, will
01:08:04 l've always done
01:08:12 But l need to think about
01:08:17 You know, l always
01:08:27 (ALL CHATTERlNG)
01:08:31 MR. TlNY: Keep an eye
01:08:45 Hey, dude. Sorry,
01:08:50 Rebecca's back in
01:09:14 Hey.
01:09:18 l'm here for
01:09:20 lt's that red one
01:09:21 l know what Crepsley's
01:09:24 What do your
01:09:28 Hey! Beat it!
01:09:32 Does this trailer have,
01:09:34 Yeah, it's right back there.
01:09:38 Take them off.
01:09:44 DARREN: They fit.
01:09:46 Yeah.
01:09:52 So, you know,
01:09:56 You never really told me
01:10:00 Well, Darren,
01:10:04 l'm a monkey girl.
01:10:07 You're a what?
01:10:08 What?
01:10:10 Nothing, l thought
01:10:13 Well, oh, yeah.
01:10:17 Yeah.
01:10:21 What does that mean?
01:10:24 lt means l have a tail.
01:10:30 No, because. . .
01:10:34 No, l'm not joking.
01:10:40 Oh.
01:10:41 Yeah.
01:10:42 Anyway, your pants
01:10:46 Yeah, l know.
01:10:57 (YELPlNG)
01:10:59 Shush !
01:11:01 Thanks. They've been
01:11:06 So if you were interested
01:11:11 Like a tail, let's say,
01:11:15 Well, l'll put it
01:11:17 lf you had told me
01:11:19 that l would someday
01:11:22 l would have told you
01:11:28 By the way, there's
01:11:33 Why not?
01:11:34 Because l said so.
01:11:36 (SCOFFS)
01:11:37 You're not my dad.
01:11:44 CREPSLEY: When was
01:11:47 DARREN: Uh. . .
01:11:49 Steve's usually
01:11:51 Well, Steve's not
01:11:54 And what if
01:11:57 What if you were alone
01:12:00 Rip out your heart
01:12:03 What then?
01:12:08 Crepsley?
01:12:12 Crepsley,
01:12:18 Crepsley?
01:12:25 You're hurting me.
01:12:26 What are you going
01:12:30 (BOTH GRUNTlNG)
01:12:35 You're soft.
01:12:38 They're looking
01:12:42 You either have to learn
01:12:57 Good. But don't use
01:13:01 Use your fingernails
01:13:09 Try it. Extend
01:13:13 Use all your strength.
01:13:21 Ow!
01:13:23 God, l think
01:13:26 You broke a nail?
01:13:29 You need blood.
01:13:38 Blood will have blood.
01:13:39 ALL: Blood will have blood.
01:13:41 Are you ready,
01:13:45 Do you renounce living
01:13:48 Are you prepared
01:13:54 (WHlMPERS)
01:13:58 (SNARLS)
01:14:00 (BANGlNG ON DOOR)
01:14:17 Steve, what the hell
01:14:20 Well, hi,
01:14:22 l just wanted to
01:14:24 and actually apologize
01:14:27 l've been acting
01:14:28 lt's 3:00 a.m.
01:14:30 My teachers troubled
01:14:37 They caned me
01:14:42 (SNARLS)
01:14:45 Then one day, l took up
01:14:50 and l rammed it in
01:14:53 (MURLAUGH CHUCKLlNG)
01:14:56 Who are you?
01:14:58 l'm his mentor.
01:15:06 You see, Steve?
01:15:09 Ow!
01:15:12 This is what Crepsley
01:15:23 So, Mr. Kersey,
01:15:28 So you really
01:15:30 No, Darren.
01:15:32 You just sedate them
01:15:36 l actually developed
01:15:39 Well, two other
01:15:43 We were the freaks
01:15:46 And then they
01:15:49 that if you don't kill
01:15:52 then you don't get hunted
01:15:57 And now half the vampires
01:16:04 Quiet now.
01:16:11 (EXHALES)
01:16:15 DARREN: Whoa! How'd
01:16:18 Vampires can exhale a gas
01:16:21 Really?
01:16:22 Drink some blood,
01:16:26 Now, we just make a small
01:16:33 And then you
01:16:37 Don't worry. He won't become
01:16:40 Go ahead. l had some
01:16:45 No, l'm not gonna
01:16:47 Hurry up, before
01:16:52 l'm not going to.
01:16:57 You have to drink blood,
01:17:06 Damn kid is gonna
01:17:11 Larten, what made
01:17:15 l needed someone
01:17:18 Oh, come on,
01:17:21 l had a feeling if l didn't,
01:17:24 Something terrible?
01:17:32 l think you're
01:17:34 After 200 years of living
01:17:39 l don't know.
01:17:45 They're here.
01:18:33 (EXCLAlMS)
01:18:37 (GRUNTlNG)
01:18:44 REBECCA: Watch out!
01:18:46 (GASPlNG)
01:18:51 (GRUNTS)
01:19:01 That's not fair.
01:19:03 REBECCA: Darren,
01:19:06 CREPSLEY: Duck!
01:19:10 (SCREAMlNG)
01:19:12 CREPSLEY: Move.
01:19:18 Get in.
01:19:22 Psst.
01:19:23 (FLlES BUZZlNG)
01:19:28 (GROWLlNG)
01:19:31 (SNlFFlNG)
01:19:33 (ROARlNG)
01:19:50 (SCREAMlNG)
01:19:59 Hey! Hey!
01:20:03 Look, l don't even
01:20:06 but that don't mean
01:20:09 You're messing
01:20:11 l'll bite your
01:20:13 l'm gonna ram
01:20:16 MR. TALL: Stop!
01:20:18 Stop!
01:20:21 There'll be
01:20:25 How dare you enter this
01:20:34 Tell the little vampire
01:20:38 lt's almost dawn. l have a
01:20:42 Aren't we gonna, like,
01:20:45 Do you want
01:20:46 You're not even drinking
01:20:51 Well, what if they
01:20:52 People can look
01:20:55 You've been
01:20:58 Why?
01:21:00 Why? Because l'm
01:21:04 Only an idiot would spit
01:21:07 Because he doesn't
01:21:10 And when l finally die,
01:21:15 Life may be meaningless,
01:21:21 Life isn't
01:21:23 Tell me that after 200 years
01:21:30 (RATS SQUEAKlNG)
01:21:38 WOMAN 1 : You know
01:21:39 WOMAN 2: l never did,
01:21:40 WOMAN 1 : l told you
01:21:42 WOMAN 3: Should never
01:21:44 WOMAN 4: We all know
01:21:45 WOMAN 5: l just can't believe
01:21:49 WOMAN 6:
01:21:55 They took her?
01:21:59 l don't know,
01:22:07 Which, of course, you're
01:22:11 Those guys are huge, man.
01:22:20 Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Shan.
01:22:22 Steve. What are
01:22:25 Well, you know, l've been
01:22:30 And my mom is drunk
01:22:35 How about you
01:22:40 (CLATTERlNG)
01:22:41 No interest?
01:22:44 Told you they
01:22:47 Hmm.
01:22:49 How disappointing.
01:22:51 So few "people" have
01:22:59 (EXHALES CONTENTEDLY)
01:23:01 Ready for the prom?
01:23:15 (SlNGlNG) Make new friends,
01:23:19 One is silver
01:23:23 Make new friends,
01:23:27 One is silver
01:23:31 (GASPS)
01:24:14 (SQUEAKlNG)
01:24:20 (OCTA SQUEAKlNG)
01:24:22 Hey, Octa.
01:24:27 Tell him l'm sorry
01:24:32 (SlGHS)
01:24:34 lt's time, isn't it?
01:24:59 Twenty-six.
01:25:03 Twenty-seven.
01:25:04 All right, no, no.
01:25:07 May l borrow
01:25:11 Don't forget to bring them
01:25:15 You're in danger,
01:25:18 Your life and soul
01:25:22 What did l say?
01:25:23 Nothing. Something
01:25:25 Chance of thunderstorms
01:26:00 Applause! Applause!
01:26:06 Look. Little vampire.
01:26:09 (SNARLS)
01:26:11 Take a bow.
01:26:12 Where are my family
01:26:14 Please.
01:26:15 Must have patience.
01:26:24 Do you like?
01:26:29 No? What do you
01:26:34 Where is Crepsley?
01:26:40 (SCOFFS)
01:26:42 Too bad for Crapsley.
01:26:44 Because he will
01:26:50 Here is freak all
01:26:56 (WHlMPERS)
01:26:57 And here are beloved
01:27:05 Hello, beloved son.
01:27:09 Hello, cute little sister.
01:27:15 Don't worry.
01:27:17 Will be better than okay.
01:27:20 Will be delicious!
01:27:25 But now, may l present
01:27:27 reunion with oldest friend
01:27:31 with he that shall
01:27:34 the one known as Steve.
01:27:40 Thank you !
01:27:44 Steve.
01:27:46 You're alive?
01:27:49 You know, that was
01:27:52 Make your whole family
01:27:56 Look, l didn't mean
01:27:58 Who cares what
01:28:00 What you did was
01:28:05 Steve, what are
01:28:08 Who? Murlaugh?
01:28:10 Come on, man,
01:28:12 You know, for one thing,
01:28:16 And for another thing,
01:28:18 And you know what?
01:28:21 They say l have a destiny,
01:28:26 Who wants to be
01:28:30 Vampaneze rule!
01:28:32 (WHlMPERlNG)
01:28:33 First guy l killed,
01:28:36 Blood just gets me going,
01:28:41 l wouldn't know.
01:28:45 l know you. Always trying to
01:28:50 l bet you'll, like,
01:28:52 and resist drinking
01:28:54 at the last second
01:28:59 All right, man,
01:29:01 See, the fat guy, he still
01:29:04 you are still my best friend.
01:29:07 l'll make you a deal
01:29:10 lf you kill your family,
01:29:15 Wait. My bad,
01:29:17 lf you kill the freak,
01:29:20 What? Let the
01:29:22 Hey, look, man,
01:29:28 So what do you say?
01:29:30 Just kill her.
01:29:33 You can do her in
01:29:47 (STEVE GRUNTlNG)
01:30:01 (SCREAMS)
01:30:02 MR. TlNY: Wait!
01:30:06 Allow him in,
01:30:10 l want to see
01:30:13 Man, that was pathetic.
01:30:18 (DOOR OPENS)
01:30:21 Murlaugh.
01:30:22 Finally.
01:30:27 And we thought you
01:30:29 (OCTA SQUEAKlNG)
01:30:44 (EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)
01:30:53 (SCREAMS)
01:31:25 l hate spiders!
01:31:35 (BOTH GRUNTlNG)
01:31:47 Darren. Come here.
01:31:50 Okay.
01:31:55 ls that your tail?
01:31:57 Well, yeah.
01:31:59 l'm really sorry l got
01:32:01 Please stop staring.
01:32:05 Yeah.
01:32:08 Can you just take
01:32:12 l'm offering it to you.
01:32:15 Thanks. But l just
01:32:19 What?
01:32:21 Whatever's still
01:32:24 Darren, being human's
01:32:58 (BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)
01:33:03 (EXCLAlMS)
01:33:13 No.
01:33:24 (GROANlNG)
01:33:31 (GROANS)
01:33:53 (GROANlNG)
01:34:02 He's all yours, lad.
01:34:14 (STEVE GRUNTS)
01:34:24 Good.
01:34:28 So fair and foul a day
01:34:35 My people aren't
01:34:39 They will avenge me,
01:34:41 (CHUCKLlNG)
01:34:47 The truce, 1 00 years,
01:34:54 The war begins.
01:35:04 (MR. TlNY APPLAUDlNG)
01:35:05 Marvelous. Magnificent.
01:35:08 Really. Bravo. Bravo.
01:35:13 lt's just like you said.
01:35:22 lt won't start a war if
01:35:29 (BOTH YELLlNG)
01:35:32 Young people today
01:35:48 l hate you.
01:35:49 l hate you !
01:35:50 l became a vampire
01:35:52 Thanks.
01:35:54 (BOTH GRUNTlNG)
01:36:08 Go ahead. Just do it!
01:36:25 That's enough, boys.
01:36:31 Steve, come with me.
01:36:34 Not before
01:36:35 You will behave!
01:36:39 lt's not time
01:36:44 What does that mean?
01:36:46 Oh, it's all written
01:36:49 You do read books,
01:36:59 DARREN: Steve.
01:37:03 Look, don't. . .
01:37:07 What else am
01:37:10 Live with you
01:37:13 lt's too late now.
01:37:16 l have my destiny,
01:37:19 How poignant.
01:37:24 Such sweet sorrow.
01:37:27 Then again, you will
01:37:32 My prodigal son.
01:37:35 After all, you are
01:37:40 No. Just because l'm
01:37:47 lt's not about what you are.
01:37:58 Oh.
01:38:00 l almost forgot.
01:38:10 (THUNDER CLAPPlNG)
01:38:53 Cover yourself.
01:38:57 You have to teach me
01:38:59 Oh, l'll teach you
01:39:03 All my gibes and gambols.
01:39:29 Bye, Annie.
01:39:39 DARREN: Will it work?
01:39:41 (SOFT SNORlNG)
01:39:42 lt works on the memories,
01:39:47 They'll always feel
01:39:50 Well, that's good,
01:39:52 ls it?
01:40:05 Hey, can l ask
01:40:11 Can l kiss you?
01:40:13 Darren, l let you
01:40:42 Come on. We don't have
01:40:48 All right, how are we
01:40:54 You carry Rebecca.
01:40:57 Just like a real vampire.
01:41:01 Oh, Larten, you did it.
01:41:04 You stuck your
01:41:07 You'd think a vampire
01:41:11 l am proud of you.
01:41:17 All those who vote
01:41:19 a member of the Cirque
01:41:30 One hand, Evra.
01:41:32 Damn it.
01:41:35 lt's done.
01:41:39 (ALL CHEERlNG)
01:41:45 So we get to stay.
01:41:48 Not for long,
01:41:50 You know, Crepsley,
01:41:55 lt's weird. l spent so much
01:41:59 and that we never would
01:42:05 But now l really can't
01:42:13 Dawn's coming.
01:42:16 l had something
01:42:20 A little gift.
01:42:23 And it's Mr. Crepsley.
01:42:31 Because you told
01:42:36 You did it, man.
01:42:41 l couldn't have
01:42:43 At nightfall,
01:42:48 l suppose we
01:42:51 No, let's give him
01:42:57 DARREN: Sometimes
01:43:00 like there's no choice
01:43:03 but that's an illusion.
01:43:04 Speakers. Tasty.
01:43:08 My name's Darren Shan,
01:43:10 and l don't just live