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What was going on there, huh? |
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We thought |
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How can I sleep with two |
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Can we watch |
| 00:01:47 |
Yeah. Why not, why not? |
| 00:01:52 |
Which one of these |
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Honey, I think you |
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I'm just planning ahead. I know. |
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- P- yew! Was that a stinky-dink bug? |
| 00:02:19 |
Whatever happened |
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...when you pulled the knob |
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The O'Doyles got |
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One clicker controls everything. |
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Makes life a lot easier |
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Well, whoop-de-do |
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- Tree house? |
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I don't know. Ask your father. |
| 00:02:39 |
Ask me what? |
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Do you think you'll have time |
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Yeah, Dad. It's kind of been |
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All right. I want to, it's just I got a lot |
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But as soon as I'm done, I'm on it. |
| 00:03:00 |
Hey, look at Sundance |
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Oh, no, that's not wrestling. |
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That's something you shouldn't |
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Ten for you. Thirty for you. |
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Hey, Michael? I'll see you tonight |
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Swim meet. |
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- I gotta go to that? |
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- I'm kidding you. I'll be there. Okay? |
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Forever and ever, babe. |
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Mr. Newman. |
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Kevin O'Doyle. |
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What kind of stereo you got |
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You know what? |
| 00:03:40 |
Yeah, well, my father's stereo |
| 00:03:43 |
Your father's stereo blows? |
| 00:03:46 |
No! I said... That's not what I said! |
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His father's stereo blows! |
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Come on! Pay the man, let's go! |
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- Good morning, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:04:08 |
- Good morning, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:04:09 |
- Good morning, Mr. Newman. |
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Good morning, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:04:14 |
- Good morning, Mr. Newman. |
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...I was stuck in traffic for an hour |
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- It started already. |
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Can I go to the bathroom? |
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Go to the bathroom. |
| 00:04:35 |
Well, the interesting thing, |
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...is that the building codes |
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- Michael. |
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Some moron in a red Lamborghini |
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Prince Habeeboo |
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Red Lamborghini? |
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Is this one of your partners? |
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Actually, Michael |
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But he is one of our brightest |
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Thank you. |
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Walk His Majesty |
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With pleasure. |
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- Prince Haboobee... |
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Prince Habeeboo. |
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Habeeboo. I thought I said that. |
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When Mr. Ammer explained to me |
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...a visionary who prides himself |
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...I said to myself, "Let's smash |
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So I present to you your restaurant. |
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Where is... Where's bar? |
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Bar is... Here's the bar. |
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Make bar longer. |
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Okay. We could cut |
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No atrium. Just make bar longer |
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Really? |
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- Still itchy? |
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And put big drain in floor |
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Now, you're kidding me, right? |
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Boob water's gotta |
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Let's just take out the atrium and |
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- God. |
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Yeah. Basically you want me to design |
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How dare you compare |
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...to this hoochie house? |
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...got nothing to do |
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It's like opposite of hoochie. |
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No disrespect, |
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- Hubba Bubba. |
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Habeeboo! |
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Prince Habeeboo's |
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Prince Habeeboo, we will... |
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John Ammer's office. |
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I hope that atrium idea didn't take |
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Oh, there'll be other Junes |
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See that parking garage |
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Watsuhita wants to knock it down |
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- You got the commission? |
| 00:06:55 |
I just need someone to come up |
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Hell, yes. |
| 00:07:03 |
I'm Fourth of July-ing with the kids. |
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Great. Have a great Fourth of July |
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No, no. Absolutely not. |
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These guys are Japanese. |
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I guess I could talk to my wife. |
| 00:07:23 |
Great. See you later at happy hour |
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My son has a swim meet tonight |
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I'm just messing with you. |
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Yeah, Ben! |
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That's my boy! That's my boy! |
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You're not my dad. |
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- As far as you know. |
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I was just joking. |
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Is he really my dad? |
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Come on, come on! Yes, Ben. |
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Honey, you were so great. |
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Whoa, what are you, half a dolphin |
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You just got here, Dad. I saw you. |
| 00:08:16 |
What do you mean I just got here? |
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I saw you. You jumped in there, |
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- Then what stroke was he doing, Dad? |
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Hey. Good thing is, |
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He didn't see me finish. |
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He was hanging out |
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- Yeah, what was that about, huh? |
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I'm gonna let him drown? |
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Nobody goes drowning in my pool. |
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How you doing? Bill Herlihy. |
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Michael Speedo... |
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Big Ben, that was great progress |
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Just remember, right arm out, |
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Head turns right. I know. |
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Well, that's all right. |
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You master that, people are gonna |
| 00:09:00 |
- Really? |
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Cute. |
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Hello? Mr. Ammer. |
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Ben, honey, slow down. |
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That's his second one |
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Keeps eating more and more. |
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He's like a machine. |
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He's not. He's just doing whatever |
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Everything Michael's been doing lately |
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He's gonna kill himself. |
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Like a signature building |
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Oh, my God. |
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Scared the crap out of me. |
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Dad, how much longer |
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- One minute. |
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- Daddy's gonna die in one minute! |
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Don't worry. I'm not dying. |
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I'm gonna live for 200 years. |
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- Promise? |
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You son of a bitch! |
| 00:10:05 |
Hey! There are families here! |
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Show some respect, |
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Go home and watch VH1, old man. |
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Don't light another damn one! |
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Benjamin. Benjamin. |
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A quarter. Now, Grandma |
| 00:10:24 |
...because of my diabetes. |
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But she says nothing, however, |
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Okay. |
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All right. All right. |
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Very quickly, please, count to three |
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One, two, three. |
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Are you shitting me? |
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First he's eating like his father, |
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- Ben. |
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- Sorry, Grandma. |
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A good magician |
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Your daddy has wanted to know |
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...since he was your age. |
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Isn't that true, son? |
| 00:11:04 |
Hey, Michael. |
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Jesus. I'm talking to my boss, Ma. |
| 00:11:10 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:11:11 |
You got family here. |
| 00:11:14 |
My mother says hello. |
| 00:11:15 |
Oh, he's such a big boy, isn't he? |
| 00:11:18 |
On his big cell phone. Big boy. |
| 00:11:21 |
That's it. Get some sleep. Thank you, |
| 00:11:27 |
- Are you done? Can we relax now? |
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Eat me, grandpa! |
| 00:11:34 |
You're dead. |
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- Oh, shit! |
| 00:11:39 |
I kicked your father's ass |
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Now I'm gonna kick yours! |
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I hate that man. |
| 00:11:46 |
Okay, good night, you two cowboys. |
| 00:11:48 |
- Reach for the sky, Pocahontas. |
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Come on. Pocahontas is off duty. |
| 00:11:57 |
You getting sick, sheriff? |
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I don't got time to be sick, so no. |
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I need to watch this documentary |
| 00:12:05 |
Well, you gotta get some rest |
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Besides, the woodland creatures |
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...if you collapse trying |
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Yeah. I forgot to tell you. |
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We gotta postpone |
| 00:12:21 |
Ammer put me on a project. |
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It's due Tuesday. If I don't finish, |
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The kids have been talking |
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Think I don't know that? |
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It's just every choice I make, |
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...I disappoint somebody. |
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Make sure you don't keep |
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I'm not out drinking or gambling |
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I'm working my ass off |
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...than I dreamed of |
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The only way for that to happen |
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So relax, hon. |
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Are you kidding me? |
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Will you give me a break one time? |
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Damn it! The O'Doyles got |
| 00:13:03 |
We're gonna have one too. |
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I'm sick of this. |
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You want me to open |
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Closed. |
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Closed. |
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Open. |
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Bed Bath & Beyond it is. |
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Hey, man? |
| 00:13:44 |
You guys got any universal |
| 00:13:47 |
- For a shower curtain or a bathmat? |
| 00:13:51 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:13:53 |
You got a remote for a blanket? |
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Sorry, I don't work here. |
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You're kidding me. |
| 00:14:00 |
Actually, yes. I don't have any friends. |
| 00:14:07 |
Wow, man. |
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Bed. Bed. |
| 00:14:15 |
Bath. Bath. |
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Bed. |
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So tired of my life. |
| 00:14:30 |
Beyond? |
| 00:15:08 |
Sorry to sneak up on you. I just... |
| 00:15:10 |
You guys got a universal |
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Something stinks |
| 00:15:19 |
All right, that's probably me. |
| 00:15:22 |
You know, fast food |
| 00:15:25 |
Yeah, that's what I heard. |
| 00:15:26 |
But the way my life's been going |
| 00:15:29 |
You're looking |
| 00:15:32 |
Yeah. Just one device |
| 00:15:34 |
...make my life a little easier, |
| 00:15:39 |
I'm not supposed to do this, |
| 00:15:42 |
Hey. Somebody noticed. Thank you. |
| 00:15:44 |
I'm gonna show you a remote |
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...that's probably the most advanced |
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...we have in this place. |
| 00:15:51 |
- Sounds sweet. |
| 00:15:54 |
The latest, greatest universal remote |
| 00:15:58 |
I guess the O'Doyles' remote can bite |
| 00:16:03 |
I don't know the O'Doyles... |
| 00:16:07 |
...but they can bite it hard. |
| 00:16:09 |
Yeah. |
| 00:16:11 |
Come in the back with me. |
| 00:16:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:16:15 |
This is... This is very nice of you. |
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- What's your name, anyways? |
| 00:16:21 |
Morty, I'm Michael Newman. |
| 00:16:22 |
Michael Newman. |
| 00:16:26 |
I'm about to rock your world. |
| 00:16:29 |
Okay. |
| 00:16:39 |
I gotta be honest with you. This place |
| 00:16:43 |
Just kidding. |
| 00:16:46 |
Hey, hey. |
| 00:17:07 |
I think maybe there in the middle? |
| 00:17:22 |
Sneaky. |
| 00:17:29 |
Where's the box? |
| 00:17:31 |
Not necessary. |
| 00:17:33 |
Just point, click. |
| 00:17:37 |
Eventually, it will program itself. |
| 00:17:42 |
How much is this thing? |
| 00:17:43 |
Because I ain't exactly |
| 00:17:46 |
Lucky for you, it's not |
| 00:17:49 |
So I'm gonna have |
| 00:17:53 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 00:17:56 |
Want me to take my shirt off for you? |
| 00:17:59 |
Hey. Man, get out of here. |
| 00:18:03 |
Why are you doing this, then? |
| 00:18:04 |
Because good guys need a break |
| 00:18:09 |
Take it. |
| 00:18:11 |
Enjoy. |
| 00:18:15 |
All right. |
| 00:18:16 |
Only one thing |
| 00:18:19 |
This item is nonreturnable. |
| 00:18:22 |
Why would I wanna return something |
| 00:18:47 |
Twinkie. You don't need it. |
| 00:18:50 |
You do need a Yodel, though. |
| 00:18:54 |
Let's see what you got, mate. |
| 00:19:04 |
Look at me, turning my own TV on. |
| 00:19:09 |
- residential architecture... |
| 00:19:11 |
- So I talked to the kids. |
| 00:19:13 |
They're very understanding about |
| 00:19:16 |
- Great. |
| 00:19:19 |
That's a great idea. |
| 00:19:22 |
Thanks for being |
| 00:19:24 |
- Can I ask you something? |
| 00:19:27 |
After you do all this work and become |
| 00:19:31 |
...do you think you're gonna |
| 00:19:34 |
...or are things just gonna get |
| 00:19:36 |
Wait. When I get to that place |
| 00:19:40 |
...a millionaire, a big shot, |
| 00:19:42 |
...is hire a bunch of idiots just like me |
| 00:19:45 |
So then you, me and the kids |
| 00:19:49 |
You just gotta give me some time. |
| 00:19:53 |
Don't give me that look. |
| 00:19:55 |
I'm just saying, give me some support. |
| 00:19:59 |
I love you. Go to sleep. |
| 00:20:01 |
- Just think about it, Michael. |
| 00:20:04 |
And stop with the Yodels. |
| 00:20:06 |
- You're gonna wake up 400 pounds. |
| 00:20:20 |
Hey, hey, hey. Keep it down, dude. |
| 00:20:27 |
You gotta poop again? |
| 00:20:28 |
Why don't you do the humpy-pumpy |
| 00:20:32 |
Will you just hold it in for five minutes |
| 00:21:03 |
I guess when you combine... |
| 00:21:05 |
...mass quantities of cough syrup |
| 00:21:08 |
...you get acid. |
| 00:21:14 |
Go. |
| 00:21:24 |
Hey, you said you gotta go. |
| 00:21:32 |
Sniffy Longdroppings, today. |
| 00:22:05 |
Holy motherfu! |
| 00:22:09 |
Yeah, I mean, you're right. |
| 00:22:12 |
...plastic surgery is a hassle. |
| 00:22:14 |
But six months later... |
| 00:22:17 |
...I'm gonna have a face |
| 00:22:19 |
...that's gonna get me to places |
| 00:22:23 |
Oh, my mother, typical, |
| 00:22:26 |
"Oh, this procedure is too risky." |
| 00:22:30 |
If Samantha wanted her cheekbones |
| 00:22:33 |
I know, but I just think, you know, |
| 00:22:37 |
You should get some work done. |
| 00:22:38 |
Then maybe Michael |
| 00:22:44 |
Morning, Michael. |
| 00:22:47 |
Morning, Janine, |
| 00:22:52 |
You're just jealous because Donna |
| 00:22:56 |
...and all the guys |
| 00:23:03 |
Michael knows |
| 00:23:06 |
Forever and ever, babe. |
| 00:23:08 |
Sorry about last night. |
| 00:23:11 |
Oh, my God. I want that so bad. |
| 00:23:14 |
A husband that I can kiss and love |
| 00:23:19 |
You've already cheated on three |
| 00:23:23 |
I think you've given enough juice |
| 00:23:27 |
Love juice. |
| 00:23:29 |
You know way too much about me. |
| 00:23:32 |
I should never have done |
| 00:23:35 |
Even Montel Williams |
| 00:23:37 |
...and he's seen a lot of shit. |
| 00:23:39 |
I was desperate for companionship! |
| 00:23:42 |
All of my husbands... |
| 00:23:44 |
All of them |
| 00:23:47 |
They went to work. You had sex |
| 00:23:50 |
- You're a horndog. |
| 00:23:53 |
- Okay, sweetie. Calm it down. |
| 00:23:55 |
I have had self-esteem issues |
| 00:23:59 |
I had a rabbit named Pepper. |
| 00:24:03 |
Even the rabbit did! Even the rabb... |
| 00:24:12 |
Don't look at me! |
| 00:24:13 |
- What's wrong with me? |
| 00:24:18 |
Here's the pitch to Matsui. |
| 00:24:22 |
Oh, my, it's out of here! |
| 00:24:24 |
A two-run shot into the right-field |
| 00:24:30 |
I'm sorry. What was that? |
| 00:24:32 |
She has so many problems. |
| 00:24:36 |
I don't know, I... Hello. |
| 00:24:41 |
I gotta go. |
| 00:24:46 |
Yeah, good RoboDog. |
| 00:24:49 |
And he can bark |
| 00:24:51 |
It's so cool. |
| 00:24:53 |
Yeah, it's much cooler |
| 00:24:56 |
Hey, Dad, see Kevin's |
| 00:24:59 |
Yeah, yeah. Very nice. |
| 00:25:01 |
"Very nice"? This thing |
| 00:25:07 |
- Not anymore it ain't. |
| 00:25:17 |
Hey, hey, hey. |
| 00:25:19 |
Okay. Is this some sort |
| 00:25:24 |
Morty? Where are the cameras? |
| 00:25:26 |
Got everybody in on it, huh? |
| 00:25:32 |
All right, America! Have your laugh! |
| 00:25:37 |
Donna, I'm gonna get you! |
| 00:25:39 |
Fast-forward. |
| 00:25:43 |
Nobody's laughing at you, Michael. |
| 00:25:45 |
You wanted a universal remote control |
| 00:25:51 |
Yeah, but what controls |
| 00:26:02 |
Oh, Morty likes it too. |
| 00:26:06 |
Michael, just hit menu. |
| 00:26:09 |
On the remote? |
| 00:26:10 |
No, the menu at the Red Lobster. |
| 00:26:20 |
Where are we? |
| 00:26:25 |
- Go, Michael, go! |
| 00:26:28 |
- What have I got here? |
| 00:26:31 |
Cough syrup's kicking in again. |
| 00:26:34 |
- We have a boy! |
| 00:26:37 |
What is this? |
| 00:26:38 |
- All right, I love you, Michael. |
| 00:26:42 |
My life has a commentary? |
| 00:26:44 |
It's chock-full of goodies. |
| 00:26:46 |
- Click it. |
| 00:26:51 |
This is last Tuesday. |
| 00:26:53 |
Michael was eagerly awaiting |
| 00:26:58 |
Who's that, James Earl Jones? |
| 00:26:59 |
James Earl |
| 00:27:02 |
But his anticipation |
| 00:27:05 |
... as he realized Alice |
| 00:27:07 |
... instead of a hamburger |
| 00:27:09 |
A cheeseburger? |
| 00:27:12 |
She always does this to me. |
| 00:27:13 |
Michael considered demanding |
| 00:27:16 |
... but decided not to... |
| 00:27:17 |
... fearing that Alice may spit in... |
| 00:27:19 |
... or otherwise defile |
| 00:27:23 |
A wise decision... |
| 00:27:25 |
... for that was exactly |
| 00:27:30 |
- Are you kidding me? |
| 00:27:33 |
My God. |
| 00:27:38 |
What else we got here? |
| 00:27:42 |
- "Making of"? |
| 00:27:46 |
Hey, hey, psychedelic. |
| 00:27:50 |
Is this a porno or something? |
| 00:27:52 |
Oh, Ted. Oh, Teddy! |
| 00:27:55 |
Is that my parents? |
| 00:27:56 |
They're making you. |
| 00:27:59 |
- That's the spot. |
| 00:28:02 |
Change the channel! |
| 00:28:06 |
I can't see. |
| 00:28:08 |
- What happened? |
| 00:28:11 |
The floor is so mushy and slippery. |
| 00:28:16 |
Check it out. |
| 00:28:19 |
I believe we're sometime |
| 00:28:22 |
Okay, very good, Mrs. Newman. |
| 00:28:25 |
No! We're in my mother's vagina? |
| 00:28:28 |
Again. And push. |
| 00:28:31 |
- It's a girl. |
| 00:28:34 |
- Oh, It's a girl. Thank you so much. |
| 00:28:37 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:28:40 |
What do you mean, "might be"? |
| 00:28:42 |
Maybe that's a penis. |
| 00:28:43 |
Maybe that's a pe? That's a penis. |
| 00:28:46 |
Can I see that? |
| 00:28:49 |
See? |
| 00:28:51 |
- That's a tiny schmeckel. |
| 00:28:53 |
- We have a boy! |
| 00:28:55 |
Your mother must have |
| 00:28:59 |
...because I didn't see anything. |
| 00:29:02 |
Let's get out of here. |
| 00:29:06 |
So if you think about it... |
| 00:29:08 |
...I can reexperience |
| 00:29:12 |
It's amazing. |
| 00:29:14 |
What happened? |
| 00:29:18 |
Hello? How do I get you |
| 00:29:21 |
Gotcha. |
| 00:29:23 |
I'm not freaked out enough? |
| 00:29:25 |
It's simple. Think of a time |
| 00:29:27 |
...hit rewind, and you're there. |
| 00:29:31 |
Time and a place. Time and a place. |
| 00:29:39 |
Oh, my God. Lake Winnipesaukee. |
| 00:29:43 |
That's me in the Jets shirt. |
| 00:29:45 |
Go, little me, go! |
| 00:29:50 |
Good hands! Nice hands. |
| 00:29:52 |
Michael! |
| 00:29:54 |
Michael, dinner's almost ready. |
| 00:29:59 |
So any of you wanna come |
| 00:30:03 |
Or we could eat at my Winnebago |
| 00:30:08 |
Three's Company. |
| 00:30:11 |
That's humiliating. |
| 00:30:15 |
Mom, why can't we camp in an RV |
| 00:30:19 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:30:21 |
How can you get close to nature |
| 00:30:24 |
Plus, it's more fun to have |
| 00:30:28 |
Don't you know it. |
| 00:30:39 |
- No cupcakes yet. |
| 00:30:41 |
I agree with you, Michael. |
| 00:30:44 |
I am so hungry, I could eat this. |
| 00:30:47 |
Oh, this is where |
| 00:30:56 |
How the heck did he do that? |
| 00:30:58 |
Oh, it's a trick coin |
| 00:31:01 |
I just couldn't let him know |
| 00:31:04 |
That's sweet. |
| 00:31:05 |
Now, I gotta get back to work, |
| 00:31:16 |
It's a very powerful device. |
| 00:31:20 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:23 |
Who are you? |
| 00:31:25 |
You know who I am. |
| 00:31:27 |
Morty? |
| 00:31:29 |
If you have any questions... |
| 00:31:32 |
...call me. |
| 00:31:42 |
No, Linda, I think Stacy gets |
| 00:31:47 |
You wanted to see me? |
| 00:31:49 |
Michael. Look, I'm heading out to |
| 00:31:52 |
I'm counting on you. |
| 00:31:53 |
This hotel project? It's a big fish. |
| 00:31:55 |
You reel it in for me |
| 00:32:03 |
Okay. Thank you. |
| 00:32:04 |
Screw it up, though, and it's |
| 00:32:11 |
Mr. Ammer, Denise just called. |
| 00:32:12 |
She's gotta go to rehab again, |
| 00:32:16 |
I'm gonna be alone |
| 00:32:18 |
Mr. Ammer, if you need female |
| 00:32:21 |
...my wife's friend Janine, wow. |
| 00:32:25 |
Really? What's she like? |
| 00:32:29 |
Let's just say |
| 00:32:36 |
Excuse me. I'm sorry to interrupt... |
| 00:32:38 |
...but this is kind of important. |
| 00:32:42 |
- Go to the bathroom. |
| 00:32:55 |
Dude! You suck so bad. |
| 00:32:59 |
Do not. Hey, Dad. |
| 00:33:01 |
How you doing, buddy? |
| 00:33:03 |
Actually, we're playing some drop, |
| 00:33:07 |
Darn it. |
| 00:33:23 |
You're a regular Derek Jeter |
| 00:33:25 |
- Love you, kid. |
| 00:33:28 |
Mommy! |
| 00:33:32 |
No, I know. Well, I thought |
| 00:33:35 |
But did you see her Kate Spade |
| 00:33:37 |
Wait, hold on a second, Trudy. |
| 00:33:40 |
- I told your parents to come for dinner. |
| 00:33:44 |
It'd be fun for them to be here |
| 00:33:48 |
Okay, so great. Yeah. |
| 00:33:50 |
We'll see you guys later. |
| 00:33:53 |
It's not gonna kill you to eat dinner |
| 00:33:56 |
I know, I just gotta build |
| 00:34:01 |
- I'm the leader! |
| 00:34:06 |
Go say hi to Daddy. Go on. |
| 00:34:11 |
I can't take a whole night of this. |
| 00:34:14 |
- And I'm not going to. |
| 00:34:23 |
Cool. |
| 00:34:25 |
I can skip chapters. |
| 00:34:34 |
What a family. |
| 00:34:37 |
All right, let's get dinner |
| 00:34:41 |
Next. |
| 00:34:42 |
Everyone's done but you, buddy. |
| 00:34:47 |
Will you stop already? |
| 00:34:50 |
Oh, boy, Dad's quarter trick. |
| 00:34:56 |
Alone in my basement at last. |
| 00:34:58 |
Should I do my work |
| 00:35:03 |
Let's get to it. |
| 00:35:06 |
- Michael? |
| 00:35:08 |
We don't wanna interrupt. |
| 00:35:10 |
We're taking off. |
| 00:35:12 |
You had a fun time |
| 00:35:13 |
That was... We did good, right? |
| 00:35:16 |
- Good night, honey. |
| 00:35:18 |
My schmeckel got bigger now that |
| 00:35:22 |
It couldn't have gotten any smaller. |
| 00:35:26 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:35:27 |
It looked like a little Tic Tac. |
| 00:35:30 |
Yeah, come here, |
| 00:35:34 |
- Bye, you guys. |
| 00:35:36 |
Good night, sweetie. |
| 00:35:41 |
Great dinner, honey. |
| 00:35:42 |
See? Was that so bad? |
| 00:35:45 |
Kidding me? I had fun. |
| 00:35:47 |
Good for you. Can you watch the gang |
| 00:35:51 |
Can't you? I just... |
| 00:35:53 |
Oh, you got stuff to do? |
| 00:35:55 |
I got ghost stories, charades, |
| 00:35:57 |
...and then I gotta sew the duck's head |
| 00:36:00 |
...and fix his butthole. |
| 00:36:02 |
Way to go, champ. |
| 00:36:05 |
I wish I had time to do all that stuff. |
| 00:36:07 |
Give me a break, Michael. |
| 00:36:09 |
You're a big boy. |
| 00:36:11 |
I'm asking for 10 minutes, |
| 00:36:13 |
You don't have to do that much. |
| 00:36:15 |
How big a deal is that? |
| 00:36:26 |
I skipped the whole fight. |
| 00:36:31 |
Babe? |
| 00:36:34 |
- I can't sleep. |
| 00:36:37 |
I feel bad that we keep arguing. |
| 00:36:39 |
I know. Don't be upset, okay? |
| 00:36:42 |
- I was a jerk. |
| 00:36:46 |
- I love you. |
| 00:36:48 |
- Yes. That smells good. |
| 00:36:53 |
Michael. Stop it. |
| 00:36:55 |
They ain't gonna hear us. Come on. |
| 00:36:58 |
Okay. Quietly try |
| 00:37:01 |
I gotta get back to work. |
| 00:37:03 |
No, we can't just do it. |
| 00:37:06 |
I mean, I don't have any new moves |
| 00:37:10 |
Just think of last time and use that. |
| 00:37:13 |
I like the old moves. Come on. |
| 00:37:17 |
All right. |
| 00:37:18 |
This time you be Sundance, |
| 00:37:20 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:37:24 |
Great, I love giving massages. |
| 00:37:32 |
Massaging away here. |
| 00:37:37 |
Oh, that feels good. |
| 00:37:51 |
- We did it? |
| 00:37:56 |
I didn't want the whole thing |
| 00:37:59 |
I don't think anybody did. |
| 00:38:02 |
Yeah. I'll get you next time. |
| 00:38:04 |
Thanks. |
| 00:38:07 |
So we good for tomorrow? |
| 00:38:11 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:38:13 |
At dinner. |
| 00:38:14 |
You said we'd go to lunch tomorrow |
| 00:38:20 |
Dad's gift is... |
| 00:38:22 |
- Of course. I said so, so I'll be there. |
| 00:38:27 |
- Need another massage or anything? |
| 00:38:29 |
I gotta go work. |
| 00:38:33 |
Hey, Morty. It's Michael Newman. |
| 00:38:35 |
Yeah, can I talk to you for a minute? |
| 00:38:39 |
Hang on for a second, |
| 00:38:45 |
- Hello, Michael. |
| 00:38:48 |
You don't wanna know. |
| 00:38:53 |
- Can we take a walk? |
| 00:38:57 |
It's simple. You must |
| 00:39:00 |
Autopilot? |
| 00:39:02 |
That's what happens to you |
| 00:39:04 |
- Okay. |
| 00:39:07 |
Here. |
| 00:39:12 |
See? That's you on autopilot. |
| 00:39:15 |
The lights are on |
| 00:39:18 |
The remote lets your mind |
| 00:39:20 |
...but your body actually stays put |
| 00:39:23 |
We should go to lunch tomorrow |
| 00:39:26 |
Sounds good. |
| 00:39:28 |
So she did tell me. |
| 00:39:29 |
I'm having conversations |
| 00:39:33 |
You're not gonna be |
| 00:39:35 |
Everyone goes on autopilot |
| 00:39:38 |
The big difference |
| 00:39:41 |
...to help you decide when. |
| 00:39:43 |
This thing is the best. |
| 00:39:46 |
By the way, your wife? |
| 00:39:50 |
- She is, isn't she? |
| 00:39:55 |
You okay? |
| 00:39:58 |
- Amazing. |
| 00:40:00 |
She fell for a schlub like you. |
| 00:40:03 |
I'm a schlub? |
| 00:40:04 |
I don't know about that, pal. |
| 00:40:09 |
You wanna see what a stud |
| 00:40:13 |
All right, let's take a look |
| 00:40:15 |
...I used to fool around with |
| 00:40:27 |
Is that a man or a woman? |
| 00:40:30 |
It's a woman. |
| 00:40:35 |
What is this, Animal Planet? |
| 00:40:39 |
- Stop. |
| 00:40:43 |
Sometimes it's better to keep |
| 00:40:49 |
So I've learned, Morty. |
| 00:40:51 |
Good night. Thank you. |
| 00:40:54 |
Good night, Michael. |
| 00:41:04 |
I'm getting sick, man. |
| 00:41:09 |
Michael, honey, wake up. |
| 00:41:13 |
What? It's Monday already? |
| 00:41:25 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:41:27 |
I skipped an entire cold? |
| 00:41:29 |
Thanks to you, baby! I love you! |
| 00:41:32 |
No more Tylenol! |
| 00:41:34 |
I don't remember doing |
| 00:41:38 |
But apparently I did. |
| 00:41:40 |
- Bad news. There's no hot water. |
| 00:41:44 |
Well, you're gonna freeze |
| 00:41:47 |
It's all good. |
| 00:41:56 |
Yes! Look at me. |
| 00:41:58 |
All showered and dressed |
| 00:42:03 |
I like that. L... |
| 00:42:05 |
Did you smoke crack, Daddy? |
| 00:42:08 |
Just watch your toons and have |
| 00:42:14 |
Eating cupcakes like your old man. |
| 00:42:17 |
- Dad? |
| 00:42:19 |
Are you gonna have to work late |
| 00:42:23 |
- Unfortunately, yes. |
| 00:42:27 |
Well, I'm gonna be partner soon, and |
| 00:42:30 |
So if you guys have any cool ideas, |
| 00:42:33 |
- Okay. |
| 00:42:35 |
- I get the paper. |
| 00:42:44 |
Would you stop talking |
| 00:43:06 |
You're on it now, yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:43:09 |
Traffic, traffic, no more traffic. |
| 00:43:15 |
Wait a sec! |
| 00:43:20 |
Here we go! Mama! |
| 00:43:22 |
Yeah! That's what |
| 00:43:29 |
You look a little pale there, pal. |
| 00:43:36 |
Oh, look at you now. |
| 00:43:40 |
Captain. |
| 00:43:44 |
Don't get the Hulk angry. |
| 00:43:59 |
Oh, there's Barney. |
| 00:44:01 |
I love you, you love me |
| 00:44:04 |
That jogger had giant boobies |
| 00:44:09 |
Okay. Let's get you that tan |
| 00:44:13 |
That's it. That's it. |
| 00:44:15 |
Check out Julio Iglesias... Pretty. |
| 00:44:22 |
- Looking good, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:44:26 |
- Finish? |
| 00:44:30 |
- Let's see here. Look at that. |
| 00:44:34 |
Yeah, the river in the lobby. |
| 00:44:39 |
Where did you find the time |
| 00:44:42 |
- I guess I can do it all, sir. |
| 00:44:46 |
All right, all right, everybody. |
| 00:44:51 |
Now, anyone can be a victim |
| 00:44:53 |
Blue collar, white collar, |
| 00:44:58 |
Even the office slut. |
| 00:45:01 |
Not that I'm mentioning any names... |
| 00:45:03 |
...Stacy. |
| 00:45:08 |
Here we go. Sexual harassment |
| 00:45:13 |
You see, what is hilarious to some, |
| 00:45:18 |
Let me try to give you a real-life |
| 00:45:23 |
Like the day I said, "You want |
| 00:45:27 |
I was technically engaged |
| 00:45:30 |
Hilarious sexual harassment, |
| 00:45:39 |
Now, there is also |
| 00:45:44 |
Now, this is like when |
| 00:45:47 |
...and says something cheeky. |
| 00:46:13 |
Proceed. |
| 00:46:20 |
I don't know about you Americans... |
| 00:46:23 |
...but to me there is no doubt... |
| 00:46:26 |
...Ichiro is the greatest of all time. |
| 00:46:29 |
Yeah, he's incredible. |
| 00:46:31 |
You gotta admit, |
| 00:46:33 |
Oh, Matsui. |
| 00:46:35 |
Well, if you guys love Ichiro and |
| 00:46:40 |
I'll eat anything. |
| 00:46:42 |
- Excuse us for a moment. |
| 00:46:46 |
See you guys in a bit. |
| 00:46:48 |
Ichiro and Matsui are baseball players. |
| 00:46:52 |
I'm going to the bathroom |
| 00:46:55 |
I'll be here. |
| 00:47:13 |
These morons are so boring. |
| 00:47:14 |
They make me wanna |
| 00:47:18 |
That hotel design? |
| 00:47:20 |
Egghead watched a bad documentary |
| 00:47:23 |
Who needs a stupid river |
| 00:47:24 |
Let's build more rooms |
| 00:47:27 |
Eat as fast as you can. |
| 00:47:28 |
Then we can get out of here... |
| 00:47:30 |
...and do Jell-O shots at America's |
| 00:47:33 |
T.G.I. Friday's. |
| 00:47:34 |
T.G.I. Friday's! |
| 00:47:39 |
- All right, Michael, save us. |
| 00:47:44 |
Before we order, I was looking |
| 00:47:49 |
After getting to know you a little bit, |
| 00:47:52 |
In fact, let's just throw it out, all right? |
| 00:47:56 |
The river in the lobby idea, |
| 00:47:59 |
Let's just keep the plans simple, forget |
| 00:48:03 |
That's what it's all about anyways, |
| 00:48:05 |
But do me a favor. Just give us |
| 00:48:09 |
That way we can get the hell out |
| 00:48:12 |
...do some Jell-O shots |
| 00:48:17 |
Fuck, yeah. |
| 00:48:21 |
That's what I'm talking about. |
| 00:48:30 |
Yes, yes! |
| 00:48:31 |
The king is home! Hello, hello! |
| 00:48:36 |
How can you goons sleep |
| 00:48:41 |
- You did? |
| 00:48:42 |
What is it? Well, if you bring |
| 00:48:47 |
I'm coming. I'm coming. |
| 00:48:49 |
Honey, get your sweet little buns |
| 00:48:57 |
Come and get them. |
| 00:49:00 |
- Awesome! No way! |
| 00:49:04 |
- It must have cost a million dollars! |
| 00:49:07 |
You guys deserve the best... |
| 00:49:09 |
...and that's what you're gonna get |
| 00:49:11 |
What's all this? |
| 00:49:13 |
Look who's here. |
| 00:49:15 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:49:17 |
Wake the O'Doyles, |
| 00:49:24 |
These are the coolest bikes |
| 00:49:27 |
Kevin O'Doyle's gonna shit himself. |
| 00:49:30 |
- Don't think I forgot my beautiful wife. |
| 00:49:33 |
It's not a bike or a cowboy hat, |
| 00:49:38 |
- Oh, Michael, it's beautiful. |
| 00:49:41 |
- I love it! |
| 00:49:44 |
I got myself a celebratory cigar too. |
| 00:49:47 |
What are we celebrating? |
| 00:49:49 |
"What are we celebrating?" |
| 00:49:53 |
...I'm Ammer's newest partner... |
| 00:49:56 |
Oh, my God, you're kidding! |
| 00:49:59 |
I knew it! I knew you'd be psyched! |
| 00:50:03 |
I single-handedly landed |
| 00:50:05 |
That's incredible. |
| 00:50:08 |
- I heard our song on the radio. |
| 00:50:11 |
Honey. The song that was playing |
| 00:50:18 |
Come on. You're kidding me, right? |
| 00:50:22 |
I know our song. Our song. Of course |
| 00:50:27 |
What the hell was that song? |
| 00:50:31 |
I remember this place. |
| 00:50:33 |
And... Oh, my God. |
| 00:50:36 |
Wolverine's goofy cousin. |
| 00:50:40 |
But look at you. Wow. |
| 00:50:48 |
Oh, yeah, the notes. |
| 00:50:50 |
Smooth, buddy. |
| 00:50:57 |
Oh, look at her. |
| 00:51:01 |
What's gonna happen? |
| 00:51:08 |
Okay. Seal the deal, pal. |
| 00:51:19 |
All she's thinking about is, |
| 00:51:22 |
Absolutely not, |
| 00:51:24 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:51:29 |
Yeah, Newman. Get it. |
| 00:51:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:38 |
Donna! |
| 00:51:40 |
Donna. Oh, my God. |
| 00:51:43 |
I'm so horny now. |
| 00:51:45 |
Oh, God, I'm not. |
| 00:51:51 |
"Linger" by The Cranberries |
| 00:51:56 |
And, my God, you looked beautiful |
| 00:52:00 |
Honey, you remember |
| 00:52:01 |
Of course. I remember |
| 00:52:04 |
She scared the shit out of me then. |
| 00:52:09 |
I love you. |
| 00:52:11 |
I love you too, honey. |
| 00:52:25 |
Hi, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:52:27 |
Right this way, Michael. |
| 00:52:31 |
Hey, my new star. Congratulations. |
| 00:52:34 |
All right. |
| 00:52:36 |
I am a little tired. |
| 00:52:39 |
The family was up late |
| 00:52:41 |
You really knocked one out of the park |
| 00:52:44 |
Hey, you were great too. |
| 00:52:46 |
All you gotta do is draw up |
| 00:52:48 |
If Watsuhita commits |
| 00:52:50 |
...I'm looking at my new partner. |
| 00:52:56 |
I thought I was already your partner. |
| 00:52:58 |
Whoa, cowboy. |
| 00:53:00 |
I said, "Land the Watsuhita account, |
| 00:53:03 |
- I didn't mean right this second. |
| 00:53:07 |
I spent money I don't have. |
| 00:53:10 |
To do these documents |
| 00:53:14 |
Then you better get started. |
| 00:53:23 |
Wow, I just got a big headache! |
| 00:53:27 |
- Was I hit by a train or something? |
| 00:53:30 |
I forgot to tell you. I hung out |
| 00:53:34 |
I hope she's doing your brother |
| 00:53:48 |
No, no, no. You got more. |
| 00:53:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:56 |
Anyway, the sooner |
| 00:54:00 |
...the sooner you'll be partnerized. |
| 00:54:02 |
- I taste shit. |
| 00:54:05 |
Stacy! Did you put shit in my lunch? |
| 00:54:12 |
I'm gonna get going now, sir. |
| 00:54:14 |
Stacy! |
| 00:54:22 |
Have you considered |
| 00:54:24 |
...of the thing |
| 00:54:27 |
Yeah. What are you saying, |
| 00:54:29 |
It's your life. What you do with |
| 00:54:33 |
I know, so, I mean, |
| 00:54:38 |
I fast-forward through it, |
| 00:54:41 |
Thirty arguments and a haircut? |
| 00:54:43 |
Remember the leprechaun? |
| 00:54:46 |
The one from the cereal ad. |
| 00:54:50 |
"They're magically delicious." |
| 00:54:53 |
He's always chasing the pot of gold |
| 00:54:57 |
But when he gets there |
| 00:55:02 |
...it's just corn flakes. |
| 00:55:11 |
- Michael. |
| 00:55:13 |
- You don't understand the metaphor? |
| 00:55:33 |
- Dad? |
| 00:55:35 |
- We have some designs for you. |
| 00:55:39 |
Maybe they'll help you |
| 00:55:41 |
All right. You want me to look at it? |
| 00:55:44 |
The ceiling's too high, |
| 00:55:47 |
...stairway placement |
| 00:55:50 |
- What the hell's this room made of? |
| 00:55:52 |
Well, it's stupid. Next. |
| 00:55:56 |
- Pickles. |
| 00:56:00 |
Michael, have you lost your mind? |
| 00:56:03 |
If he wants a playroom made of pizza, |
| 00:56:06 |
Maybe he's gotta grow up sometime |
| 00:56:09 |
Hey, pizza boy. |
| 00:56:13 |
It's about kissing ass, playing it safe, |
| 00:56:16 |
...in hopes one day he might throw you |
| 00:56:20 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:56:22 |
Ammer didn't make you partner, |
| 00:56:26 |
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. |
| 00:56:29 |
But we'll get through this, okay? |
| 00:56:32 |
Jeez! Man, that's all we ever do |
| 00:56:34 |
When is it gonna end? |
| 00:56:53 |
Pretty sweet, eh? |
| 00:56:55 |
Two queen beds, full kitchen, |
| 00:56:58 |
...and satellite TV |
| 00:57:01 |
Why are you always trying to hurt me? |
| 00:57:05 |
Michael Newman, |
| 00:57:08 |
And now's the time. |
| 00:57:10 |
No, Kathy, this isn't mine. |
| 00:57:12 |
I took it out of Kevin's hands. |
| 00:57:15 |
No, I wasn't! |
| 00:57:17 |
I think I smell marijuana in it. |
| 00:57:19 |
Kevin O'Doyle, you get your ass |
| 00:57:22 |
I hate you. |
| 00:57:24 |
Are you deaf? Move it! |
| 00:57:27 |
Dope is for dopes, buddy! |
| 00:57:29 |
Get your ass in this house! |
| 00:57:34 |
We don't have |
| 00:57:35 |
- No fair! I don't wanna return my bike! |
| 00:57:40 |
- But Daddy gave them to us! |
| 00:57:43 |
Unfortunately, there was |
| 00:57:45 |
We need to bring |
| 00:57:47 |
But I already told Kevin O'Doyle |
| 00:57:51 |
Well, we can paint my old bike |
| 00:57:54 |
That's a girl's bike. |
| 00:57:58 |
No! |
| 00:58:02 |
I wanna keep my bike! |
| 00:58:04 |
I can't take this anymore. |
| 00:58:06 |
Fast-forward me to my promotion. |
| 00:58:13 |
So here's to Michael Newman... |
| 00:58:15 |
...the greatest partner |
| 00:58:18 |
Hear, hear! |
| 00:58:20 |
Thank you. Thank you, guys. |
| 00:58:25 |
I'm gonna do the best I can |
| 00:58:28 |
Yeah! |
| 00:58:30 |
- Congratulations, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:58:34 |
How's it feel, killer? |
| 00:58:36 |
- Feels incredible, sir. |
| 00:58:39 |
Not just because of that |
| 00:58:41 |
For helping me pick up the slack |
| 00:58:45 |
Hey, Dinkie. |
| 00:58:47 |
Are you kidding me? You guys have |
| 00:58:50 |
That's pretty huge for this one. |
| 00:58:55 |
No, the first few months were easy. |
| 00:58:57 |
It was the one-year hump |
| 00:59:00 |
Her inappropriate weekend |
| 00:59:04 |
...well, that was |
| 00:59:06 |
But, well, Dr. Bergman helped us |
| 00:59:09 |
How's he doing for you and Donna? |
| 00:59:11 |
Dr. Bergman. What do you mean? |
| 00:59:15 |
Oh, you know what, sweetie? |
| 00:59:18 |
Let's let Michael bask in his glory. |
| 00:59:21 |
Bask away, partner. |
| 00:59:24 |
Took that bastard |
| 00:59:28 |
What else did I miss? |
| 00:59:31 |
- Shit. |
| 00:59:33 |
- Who are you? |
| 00:59:36 |
What happened to Alice? |
| 00:59:38 |
She moved to Accounting. |
| 00:59:41 |
And she prefers to be called Alan now. |
| 00:59:48 |
No. |
| 00:59:50 |
No. |
| 00:59:53 |
No! And who the hell's |
| 00:59:57 |
And I feel like Michael's making |
| 01:00:00 |
No, no. I want to. I want to. |
| 01:00:03 |
"I'm on autopilot." |
| 01:00:06 |
Good one, Donna. |
| 01:00:08 |
- "Good one, Donna"? |
| 01:00:12 |
Who is this bigmouth? |
| 01:00:14 |
Why? Because there is no talking |
| 01:00:18 |
And when you are, you're just sitting |
| 01:00:21 |
What do you want from me? |
| 01:00:22 |
This is what happens. |
| 01:00:26 |
What the heck happened? |
| 01:00:29 |
Great, you gonna start watching TV |
| 01:00:31 |
Oh, can we? |
| 01:00:33 |
Samantha. My little angel. |
| 01:00:37 |
Look how long your hair's getting. |
| 01:00:38 |
When did you grow up? |
| 01:00:41 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:00:43 |
Watch Dragon Tales together. |
| 01:00:45 |
Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad. |
| 01:00:49 |
Yeah, CSI. |
| 01:00:51 |
It's the episode |
| 01:00:53 |
What happened? I missed |
| 01:01:03 |
Whoa, hey, hello. |
| 01:01:06 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:01:08 |
Get back here, |
| 01:01:10 |
Don't yell at Peanut because |
| 01:01:13 |
Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance? |
| 01:01:15 |
Don't mention Sundance. |
| 01:01:17 |
About what? Why? |
| 01:01:21 |
He died? |
| 01:01:26 |
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. |
| 01:01:31 |
The stupid idiot and soft fur. |
| 01:01:35 |
- Daddy held it in so long. |
| 01:01:38 |
He's finally letting himself feel it. |
| 01:01:41 |
One night when the duck's head |
| 01:01:45 |
...he tried to hump my leg |
| 01:01:48 |
...and I should've and I'm sorry. |
| 01:01:51 |
- What an idiot. |
| 01:01:56 |
What the heck did I do? |
| 01:01:58 |
I love you. Do you still love me? |
| 01:02:03 |
Oh, Michael. |
| 01:02:06 |
It's been... |
| 01:02:08 |
I'm really confused. |
| 01:02:10 |
No, no, no. I'll change, okay? |
| 01:02:14 |
Don't go, don't go. |
| 01:02:17 |
I'll be with you. Just stay with me. |
| 01:02:21 |
Oh, my God, it didn't take the duck |
| 01:02:25 |
It's a little deviant, |
| 01:02:29 |
Yeah, well, let's kiss and make up. |
| 01:02:47 |
No. No! |
| 01:02:50 |
It's not my fault. |
| 01:02:52 |
It jumped on its own. |
| 01:02:55 |
Not even close. |
| 01:02:59 |
Yes? |
| 01:03:04 |
- You scared... |
| 01:03:07 |
It's all right! L... |
| 01:03:11 |
It's dead! But it broke the table first! |
| 01:03:15 |
- How did you get in here? |
| 01:03:19 |
I'm freaking out. |
| 01:03:21 |
It's just... It's fast-forwarding |
| 01:03:24 |
It's not a malfunction, it's a feature. |
| 01:03:26 |
It's using its memory |
| 01:03:30 |
It remembers stuff? |
| 01:03:32 |
It's an advanced piece of equipment, |
| 01:03:37 |
You could call it MeVo. |
| 01:03:38 |
I fast-forwarded through sex one time, |
| 01:03:42 |
I like sex. It feels good. |
| 01:03:44 |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you |
| 01:03:48 |
That's a lot of sex. |
| 01:03:50 |
Put it all together, |
| 01:03:53 |
Oh, no, no. So what, |
| 01:03:56 |
...it's gonna do it on its own now? |
| 01:03:59 |
No more showering, no more traffic. |
| 01:04:01 |
No more arguing. |
| 01:04:04 |
This is bad, this is bad. |
| 01:04:05 |
You take it back, |
| 01:04:07 |
I quit, I quit. Thanks for everything, |
| 01:04:13 |
Yeah. |
| 01:04:20 |
You... This is not... |
| 01:04:27 |
Don't be mean. |
| 01:04:32 |
Nice hat. |
| 01:04:34 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:04:39 |
Get away from me. Just get away. |
| 01:04:43 |
Is this a stickup? |
| 01:04:49 |
Yeah? I'm gonna |
| 01:04:51 |
I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
| 01:04:53 |
There's only one place left |
| 01:04:57 |
Oh. No, no, I don't want that. |
| 01:05:01 |
I told you, |
| 01:05:07 |
- Come on, just take it. |
| 01:05:10 |
Don't do that. Come on, Morty. |
| 01:05:17 |
Morning, sweetie. |
| 01:05:21 |
You wanna shower first? |
| 01:05:23 |
Yeah. No! I can't shower |
| 01:05:27 |
And if I fast-forward, who knows |
| 01:05:30 |
How's this? I'm gonna rough it today, |
| 01:05:33 |
Donna, I wanna tell you |
| 01:05:36 |
...but it might lead to an argument. |
| 01:05:39 |
So just know there is a problem. |
| 01:05:41 |
I tried to get rid of the problem, |
| 01:05:44 |
I'm gonna go to work |
| 01:05:46 |
You're going to work |
| 01:05:48 |
Honey. We can't argue, okay? |
| 01:05:50 |
You're right. I'm wrong. All the time. |
| 01:05:53 |
- I'll take a kiss. |
| 01:05:56 |
...it might lead to something else, |
| 01:05:59 |
You're laying there disappointed, |
| 01:06:01 |
I wanna be with you every minute |
| 01:06:05 |
Have a great day! |
| 01:06:07 |
Once again, Michael left Donna |
| 01:06:11 |
Shut up, James Earl Jones! |
| 01:06:13 |
No, you shut up, big mouth! |
| 01:07:09 |
Michael! |
| 01:07:11 |
Mr. Ammer is here |
| 01:07:14 |
Your first day as a partner, you come |
| 01:07:18 |
I did. I did. |
| 01:07:20 |
John, I just feel we should |
| 01:07:24 |
...on corporate brown-nosing and |
| 01:07:28 |
Armani, Calvin Klein, who cares? |
| 01:07:30 |
Let's concentrate |
| 01:07:36 |
That's the craziest thing |
| 01:07:40 |
But goddamn it, you're right. |
| 01:07:46 |
Life-changing. I feel freer. |
| 01:07:50 |
Yeah... Keep the pants on. |
| 01:07:52 |
Sexual harassment, eh? |
| 01:07:55 |
Speaking of life-changing... |
| 01:07:57 |
...there's something, or actually |
| 01:08:03 |
- Janine. |
| 01:08:05 |
Michael, Janine and I decided |
| 01:08:08 |
...slow down, move to Morocco. |
| 01:08:10 |
- Morocco? |
| 01:08:13 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:14 |
Eric Lamensoff will assume |
| 01:08:17 |
...and I'd like you to take his job. |
| 01:08:20 |
But Eric Lamensoff is the head |
| 01:08:25 |
- I've been your partner one day. |
| 01:08:27 |
Every account you worked on |
| 01:08:30 |
You know, I wouldn't be surprised... |
| 01:08:32 |
...if one day you ended up |
| 01:08:35 |
Hey, I would love |
| 01:08:38 |
No! No, no, no! |
| 01:08:42 |
No! |
| 01:08:49 |
Michael, you have a phone call. |
| 01:08:52 |
Michael Newman. |
| 01:08:57 |
Word up, big guy. |
| 01:08:58 |
Ten years ago you told me |
| 01:09:02 |
Great news. |
| 01:09:05 |
So you better stop with the junk food, |
| 01:09:08 |
... or you'll end up |
| 01:09:14 |
Opening virtual blinds. |
| 01:09:17 |
Ten years? |
| 01:09:37 |
Oh, my God, I'm a fat guy! |
| 01:09:40 |
Look at me. |
| 01:09:47 |
What is this? This is titties. |
| 01:09:51 |
I got juicy titties! |
| 01:09:53 |
What... What is that? |
| 01:09:55 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 01:09:59 |
Just take me home. |
| 01:10:08 |
This is 1010 WINS news. |
| 01:10:11 |
Britney Spears |
| 01:10:14 |
Proud father Kevin Federline says |
| 01:10:17 |
Also, Michael Jackson, |
| 01:10:21 |
... is now suing himself |
| 01:10:37 |
Donna! |
| 01:10:40 |
Donna! |
| 01:10:51 |
Can I help you? |
| 01:10:53 |
- Hey, Dad. |
| 01:10:57 |
Ben? That's you? |
| 01:11:00 |
Look how big you got. |
| 01:11:04 |
Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie |
| 01:11:08 |
Really good for my self-esteem. |
| 01:11:09 |
Maybe if you would take me |
| 01:11:12 |
...people wouldn't think |
| 01:11:14 |
Come on, I love you! |
| 01:11:16 |
- Bring me back the Twinkies! |
| 01:11:19 |
Will you please stop yelling? |
| 01:11:22 |
- Is that my daughter? |
| 01:11:25 |
That's you, Samantha? |
| 01:11:29 |
The same time you did, Dad. |
| 01:11:32 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 01:11:34 |
My boyfriend, the hottest boy |
| 01:11:37 |
He's gonna be hot |
| 01:11:40 |
Get your ass upstairs, |
| 01:11:42 |
- Why are you so mean to me? |
| 01:11:45 |
- And wipe off all that makeup! |
| 01:11:49 |
Is Peanut dead too? |
| 01:11:52 |
This one's got the duck |
| 01:11:58 |
Donna. Donna. |
| 01:12:01 |
Goddamn it. |
| 01:12:03 |
Look how gorgeous you look. |
| 01:12:06 |
- Knock, knock, gang. |
| 01:12:15 |
What's going on? |
| 01:12:16 |
Donna and I were gonna get |
| 01:12:18 |
- You want us to bring you one? |
| 01:12:21 |
With Johnny G-String over here? |
| 01:12:23 |
Come on. Time-out. |
| 01:12:25 |
No, no, no, we're past this argument. |
| 01:12:28 |
Hey, it's just that you don't |
| 01:12:31 |
Michael! Stop it! Stop it, Michael! |
| 01:12:33 |
It was your decision to move out! |
| 01:12:36 |
Get off me! |
| 01:12:38 |
Go away! Go away, I hate you! |
| 01:12:40 |
- We can't argue! Donna, please! |
| 01:12:44 |
Oh, man! |
| 01:12:46 |
You hate me? |
| 01:12:51 |
No. No. |
| 01:12:55 |
Ten years, you're not finished yet? |
| 01:12:58 |
Morty! Why did you do this to me? |
| 01:13:03 |
You did this to yourself, Michael. |
| 01:13:05 |
No. No, I didn't wanna |
| 01:13:08 |
I didn't wanna lose Donna! |
| 01:13:09 |
The remote goes by your behavior. |
| 01:13:11 |
Every time you had a conflict |
| 01:13:15 |
- No, not true. |
| 01:13:17 |
Lie to yourself. |
| 01:13:19 |
The remote is lie-proof, so you can't |
| 01:13:23 |
But you're still a young man. |
| 01:13:26 |
A young, fat man. |
| 01:13:28 |
So that's what I'll do. |
| 01:13:31 |
Go for it, tubs. |
| 01:13:33 |
I saw what you did to the duck. |
| 01:13:54 |
You'll feel that in a second. |
| 01:13:56 |
All right, please, |
| 01:14:00 |
- Hate you! I hate you! I hate you! |
| 01:14:13 |
Michael, are you awake? |
| 01:14:16 |
Michael, honey. Are you awake? |
| 01:14:22 |
Donna. |
| 01:14:27 |
Where'd all my fat go? |
| 01:14:32 |
It was just a dream? |
| 01:14:36 |
What's that, Michael? |
| 01:14:38 |
Did a fuzzy dog push me over? |
| 01:14:42 |
Oh, Shaggy the miracle dog? |
| 01:14:44 |
Yeah, if he hadn't knocked you |
| 01:14:47 |
...you wouldn't have had the CAT scan |
| 01:14:50 |
I have cancer? |
| 01:14:52 |
No, you had cancer. |
| 01:14:54 |
You're the only person |
| 01:14:56 |
That's probably what caused |
| 01:14:59 |
Heart attack? |
| 01:15:00 |
I thought they weaned you |
| 01:15:03 |
Okay, Mr. Junk Food... |
| 01:15:05 |
...since the injury, |
| 01:15:07 |
When exactly did I hurt my head? |
| 01:15:11 |
When was it? Like, six years ago? |
| 01:15:14 |
Six more years! No! No! |
| 01:15:20 |
I'm gonna ask them |
| 01:15:22 |
Donna, don't go. |
| 01:15:25 |
What's this? |
| 01:15:30 |
That's not bad |
| 01:15:35 |
One more tummy tuck |
| 01:15:38 |
Oh, it looks like a tongue... |
| 01:15:41 |
...licking. |
| 01:15:43 |
Look, I should go. |
| 01:15:47 |
- So I'll probably... |
| 01:15:49 |
You're still with Speedo Torpedo? |
| 01:15:52 |
Whatever happened |
| 01:15:55 |
"Forever and ever"? |
| 01:15:57 |
Look, Michael, I'm trying to have |
| 01:16:00 |
...for the kids' sake. |
| 01:16:02 |
I really wanna be friends, |
| 01:16:05 |
Would you stop flapping that thing? |
| 01:16:07 |
It's my flap, I'll do |
| 01:16:11 |
You done? |
| 01:16:14 |
Look, Bill's my husband. |
| 01:16:17 |
Please learn to accept that. |
| 01:16:20 |
Husband? Donna? |
| 01:16:22 |
No. Donna. Donna. Donna! |
| 01:16:28 |
Welcome to Newman Architecture. |
| 01:16:31 |
Building a better world for all of us. |
| 01:16:34 |
Architect of the year, 2018. |
| 01:16:37 |
All your dreams came true, |
| 01:16:39 |
Dad. Hey, how you feeling? |
| 01:16:44 |
- Benjamin. Look at that. |
| 01:16:48 |
Your face. Your skinny face. |
| 01:16:52 |
Your entire ass is gone. |
| 01:16:57 |
Right, my ass. Why don't |
| 01:17:04 |
My old office. |
| 01:17:10 |
The architect. How did this happen? |
| 01:17:13 |
- Mom said you were still a little loopy. |
| 01:17:17 |
The weight. How did you do it? |
| 01:17:21 |
Wanna have a flap fight? |
| 01:17:23 |
No. Just working out with Bill |
| 01:17:32 |
That's a looker. |
| 01:17:38 |
Is that your girl? |
| 01:17:40 |
No, that's your daughter Samantha. |
| 01:17:42 |
Of course it is. |
| 01:17:44 |
And you better |
| 01:17:47 |
...and make sure nobody touches her |
| 01:17:51 |
Pop, I'm just getting ready |
| 01:17:56 |
Okay. Absolutely. |
| 01:18:01 |
I'd like to spend more time together. |
| 01:18:05 |
Take you out for ice cream. |
| 01:18:07 |
I know your mother won't come... |
| 01:18:10 |
...but you, Samantha, |
| 01:18:14 |
That'd be nice, huh? |
| 01:18:17 |
I knew something |
| 01:18:20 |
Papa, take a seat. |
| 01:18:25 |
What are we sitting for? |
| 01:18:28 |
- Here you go, Pop, drink this. |
| 01:18:34 |
There, I had my water. |
| 01:18:39 |
Grandpa died, Dad. |
| 01:18:44 |
He died a while back now. |
| 01:18:50 |
No, no, no. |
| 01:18:55 |
Don't say that. |
| 01:18:58 |
Where was I? |
| 01:19:01 |
You're crying? |
| 01:19:03 |
What happened? |
| 01:19:06 |
Nothing. You know, |
| 01:19:11 |
- Shit. |
| 01:19:16 |
Man, I gotta go. |
| 01:19:18 |
Hey, hang on. |
| 01:19:20 |
No, no, do your meeting. |
| 01:19:23 |
- Why are you crying? |
| 01:19:26 |
- You're gonna make me cry, Dad. |
| 01:19:34 |
You look... You look good. |
| 01:19:36 |
It's all right. Goodbye. |
| 01:19:53 |
Come on. |
| 01:19:55 |
Come on. |
| 01:19:57 |
It won't take you there. |
| 01:19:59 |
Take me where? |
| 01:20:01 |
To the moment he died. |
| 01:20:05 |
Of course I wasn't. |
| 01:20:08 |
Can you take me |
| 01:20:14 |
Hey, Dad. Sorry to bug you. |
| 01:20:18 |
Would you mind looking |
| 01:20:22 |
This one is cheaper. |
| 01:20:23 |
But if you check this out... |
| 01:20:26 |
...you'll see it has |
| 01:20:30 |
Cheaper one, like I said. |
| 01:20:35 |
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Dad. |
| 01:20:37 |
He ain't right. You're a schmuck! |
| 01:20:40 |
Surprise. |
| 01:20:42 |
Hey, Grandpa. |
| 01:20:44 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:20:51 |
When did you get so handsome? |
| 01:20:53 |
So, Michael, I had a wonderful idea. |
| 01:20:56 |
Your mother's playing canasta |
| 01:20:59 |
I thought, |
| 01:21:01 |
You, me and Ben should go |
| 01:21:04 |
- Can't. |
| 01:21:07 |
You have to eat sometime. |
| 01:21:08 |
We could go, |
| 01:21:11 |
- I'm down for that. |
| 01:21:14 |
I don't know what it means, |
| 01:21:16 |
- Hey. Please. |
| 01:21:24 |
I'll make you a deal. |
| 01:21:27 |
If you come, I'll show you |
| 01:21:31 |
- Will you look at the man? |
| 01:21:34 |
No, Dad. |
| 01:21:36 |
Don't you wanna know how I? |
| 01:21:37 |
I know how you do the stupid trick. |
| 01:21:40 |
Can you let me do my work? |
| 01:21:46 |
You've always known. |
| 01:21:48 |
You're pathetic. |
| 01:21:50 |
Okay. |
| 01:21:54 |
I'm so sorry I barged in. |
| 01:21:57 |
I love you, son. |
| 01:22:02 |
See you later, Grandpa, I love you. |
| 01:22:04 |
Dad. |
| 01:22:07 |
Pop. |
| 01:22:09 |
Pop. |
| 01:22:34 |
I love you, son. |
| 01:22:40 |
I love you, son. |
| 01:22:44 |
I love you, son. |
| 01:22:52 |
I love you too, Dad. |
| 01:23:00 |
I'll miss you. |
| 01:23:04 |
You know that. |
| 01:23:09 |
Goodbye. |
| 01:23:36 |
I'm sorry about your father. |
| 01:23:39 |
Taking him wasn't something |
| 01:23:44 |
What do you mean "taking him"? |
| 01:23:46 |
I'm an angel, Michael. |
| 01:23:48 |
An angel? |
| 01:23:50 |
I thought an angel was |
| 01:23:53 |
I'm the angel of death. |
| 01:23:57 |
Your dad, it was his time. |
| 01:24:01 |
You bastard. |
| 01:24:11 |
All right, leave me alone. |
| 01:24:13 |
You had your fun. |
| 01:24:33 |
And now, everybody, it's time |
| 01:24:38 |
Yay, Michael! |
| 01:24:41 |
Go get them, Michael! Speech! |
| 01:24:47 |
Wedding cake. Wedding cake. |
| 01:24:50 |
Okay, where's the groom? |
| 01:24:53 |
Hi, Dad. |
| 01:24:56 |
Ben. I didn't miss |
| 01:24:59 |
Wow, this is terrific, buddy. |
| 01:25:04 |
Very funny, Mr. Newman. |
| 01:25:10 |
Aunt Peggy, is that you? |
| 01:25:13 |
God, you got old. |
| 01:25:17 |
No, no. L... She... I'm just playing. |
| 01:25:28 |
Ma. |
| 01:25:33 |
Ben's wife... |
| 01:25:36 |
...welcome to the family. |
| 01:25:38 |
Thank you. |
| 01:25:39 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:25:52 |
Look at you, Ma. You look amazing. |
| 01:25:58 |
Michael, you haven't kissed me |
| 01:26:02 |
You are the best, Ma. |
| 01:26:06 |
Oh, darling, that's so sweet. |
| 01:26:10 |
You know, Michael, your father |
| 01:26:14 |
I know, Ma. |
| 01:26:16 |
Okay? I'm just glad you're here. |
| 01:26:20 |
Me too, bubbala. Me too. Me too. |
| 01:26:26 |
Beautiful. Look at her. |
| 01:26:28 |
Donna, my favorite. |
| 01:26:30 |
You're such a schmuck |
| 01:26:33 |
But don't let me ruin your evening. |
| 01:26:36 |
Christina. |
| 01:26:41 |
Michael, you've been so generous |
| 01:26:44 |
...and the kids' honeymoon. |
| 01:26:46 |
- Absolutely. |
| 01:26:48 |
Of course. Ben's wife |
| 01:26:52 |
- I think she's wonderful. |
| 01:26:55 |
Here's one you might remember |
| 01:27:04 |
Out of all the songs, huh? |
| 01:27:08 |
Bill, since it's our son's wedding... |
| 01:27:11 |
...do you mind if I dance |
| 01:27:14 |
- Not at all. |
| 01:27:16 |
Just have her back by midnight, |
| 01:27:19 |
You got it, Bill. |
| 01:27:32 |
Why does he have |
| 01:27:36 |
Nice Speedo, buddy. |
| 01:27:51 |
Still smelling good, huh? |
| 01:27:53 |
After all these years. |
| 01:27:57 |
Are you happy? |
| 01:27:59 |
Of course I'm happy, |
| 01:28:02 |
Not about that. Are you happy |
| 01:28:06 |
"Ended." It's not over yet. |
| 01:28:09 |
- That's my Donna. |
| 01:28:15 |
That Samantha? |
| 01:28:17 |
Hey. What are you doing? |
| 01:28:22 |
What is with you? |
| 01:28:26 |
Just kidding, I... |
| 01:28:28 |
Just not used to seeing you |
| 01:28:31 |
Okay, well, if that's your way of telling |
| 01:28:37 |
Let's go get some cake. |
| 01:28:39 |
- I'll race you there, Dad. Come on. |
| 01:28:42 |
"Dad"? |
| 01:28:46 |
Michael, are you okay? |
| 01:28:50 |
Is there a doctor? |
| 01:28:57 |
Michael! |
| 01:28:58 |
- Dad! |
| 01:29:03 |
It's just corn flakes. |
| 01:29:30 |
One dance, you pop an artery. |
| 01:29:34 |
Why'd you make me |
| 01:29:39 |
You were fast-forwarding |
| 01:29:41 |
...Iong before you ever met me. |
| 01:29:43 |
You lived the life you chose, |
| 01:29:46 |
This is not the life I wanted. |
| 01:29:49 |
It is. |
| 01:29:55 |
Looks like it is. |
| 01:30:00 |
Hey. You're up. How you feeling? |
| 01:30:05 |
I feel better |
| 01:30:09 |
Samantha's been here |
| 01:30:11 |
She said she wouldn't leave |
| 01:30:15 |
- Why'd you do that? |
| 01:30:20 |
I thought Bill was your father. |
| 01:30:23 |
I have two fathers. |
| 01:30:26 |
One of them told me he was gonna |
| 01:30:33 |
You both really need |
| 01:30:36 |
And I got a plane to catch. |
| 01:30:38 |
Big Ben's gotta go |
| 01:30:42 |
Actually, I just canceled |
| 01:30:45 |
Kensington deal might fall through, |
| 01:30:49 |
- Julie and I can go to Italy anytime. |
| 01:30:51 |
It's not that big a deal. |
| 01:30:52 |
- That's not fair to your wife. |
| 01:30:55 |
...she gets it. Keeping |
| 01:30:58 |
Guys, I'm sorry. You're gonna |
| 01:31:01 |
All right. Bye, Dad. |
| 01:31:03 |
Bye, Daddy. |
| 01:31:16 |
Get this off of me. |
| 01:31:23 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 01:31:25 |
Hey, fella, you're a long way |
| 01:31:27 |
I gotta see my son. |
| 01:31:29 |
You're not going anywhere. |
| 01:31:32 |
- Isn't that Colin Farrell? |
| 01:31:40 |
Michael. |
| 01:31:42 |
Those machines |
| 01:31:46 |
I gotta talk to my boy. |
| 01:31:55 |
- Michael, stop. |
| 01:32:00 |
Michael, it doesn't have to end now. |
| 01:32:12 |
Ben! |
| 01:32:26 |
Ben! |
| 01:32:36 |
Ben! |
| 01:32:40 |
Ben! |
| 01:32:46 |
Dad? Dad? |
| 01:32:49 |
Dad, what are you doing? |
| 01:32:51 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:32:54 |
- Oh, my God. |
| 01:32:58 |
- Dad! Dad! |
| 01:33:00 |
Ben, Ben. |
| 01:33:06 |
Family. Family. Family. |
| 01:33:09 |
What? |
| 01:33:10 |
Family. Family. Family comes first. |
| 01:33:15 |
Family comes first. |
| 01:33:17 |
Honeymoon. Honeymoon. |
| 01:33:19 |
Honeymoon. I love you. |
| 01:33:24 |
Samantha. Samantha. |
| 01:33:27 |
I didn't make 200, but I love you. |
| 01:33:31 |
I love you. |
| 01:33:34 |
Bill, Bill, Bill. |
| 01:34:03 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:34:08 |
Michael. |
| 01:34:10 |
The note you wrote her, |
| 01:34:29 |
Forever and ever, babe. |
| 01:34:38 |
It's time to go. |
| 01:35:15 |
- Where am I? |
| 01:35:19 |
I was just watching you sleep. |
| 01:35:21 |
You looked like you were having |
| 01:35:23 |
What? |
| 01:35:24 |
You're not supposed to lay |
| 01:35:31 |
I'm back in the store? |
| 01:35:37 |
I'm young again. I'm young again. |
| 01:35:40 |
Well, I mean, |
| 01:35:43 |
I'm young. |
| 01:35:45 |
No, no. No. I'm just teeing off, baby. |
| 01:35:48 |
Look at you. |
| 01:35:50 |
You want a friend? You want a friend? |
| 01:35:54 |
I'll be your friend. I'll be your... |
| 01:35:58 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:36:03 |
Yes, my crappy car! |
| 01:36:06 |
You mediocre, middle-class |
| 01:36:10 |
I love you! |
| 01:36:21 |
Pop, Pop. Pop. |
| 01:36:25 |
- What's wrong? What happened? |
| 01:36:27 |
Everything's incredible, Ma. |
| 01:36:30 |
- I love you. |
| 01:36:32 |
You gotta tell me how you do |
| 01:36:36 |
A magician never reveals |
| 01:36:37 |
However, if you invite us over |
| 01:36:40 |
You come over tomorrow night, and |
| 01:36:44 |
- Stop, I'm gonna have a heart attack. |
| 01:36:47 |
Thank you so much for giving |
| 01:36:50 |
You have no idea. But, honey, please, |
| 01:36:54 |
I can't promise you that. |
| 01:36:58 |
Okay. I'm up. |
| 01:37:01 |
What do you think? |
| 01:37:04 |
If you massage me first. |
| 01:37:07 |
Okay, let's go to sleep. |
| 01:37:26 |
Mom, wake up! |
| 01:37:34 |
What the heck is going on? |
| 01:37:35 |
Hey, do you mind? |
| 01:37:38 |
Here I am, staying up all night... |
| 01:37:40 |
...trying to come up with activities |
| 01:37:43 |
...but you won't let me think! |
| 01:37:45 |
You want time to think? Why don't you |
| 01:37:52 |
What did you just say? |
| 01:37:53 |
Yes, you heard me. |
| 01:37:56 |
...I won't be able to work for a year |
| 01:37:59 |
- That make you happy? |
| 01:38:02 |
Give me those big lips. |
| 01:38:06 |
- What's going on down here? |
| 01:38:09 |
Come here. Oh, my God. |
| 01:38:10 |
I missed you, I missed you. |
| 01:38:13 |
I'm gonna finish the tree house. |
| 01:38:16 |
From now on, we're gonna exercise |
| 01:38:19 |
- All right! |
| 01:38:21 |
And you. Nice jump! I love you. |
| 01:38:24 |
One day, you are gonna be |
| 01:38:27 |
But you still gotta have brains. |
| 01:38:29 |
So tomorrow I'm gonna |
| 01:38:31 |
You know calculus? |
| 01:38:32 |
I knew you'd call me on that. |
| 01:38:35 |
Now, get your rest, because tomorrow |
| 01:38:38 |
I know! It's gonna be the best! |
| 01:38:40 |
- Put a sweater on! Don't take it off! |
| 01:38:42 |
Oh, and Sundance! |
| 01:38:44 |
Doggie years go by very quick, |
| 01:38:50 |
Yeah, go get some, baby. |
| 01:39:08 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:39:12 |
No. Go to Sundance, not the duck. |
| 01:39:21 |
They told me at the pet store |
| 01:39:23 |
They lied to me, I guess. |
| 01:39:26 |
- You staying downstairs tonight? |
| 01:39:31 |
It's Fourth of July, |
| 01:39:35 |
Take my time, massage her, |
| 01:39:40 |
But you know, it isn't |
| 01:39:44 |
That's even better. |
| 01:39:47 |
- Think I like this holiday. |
| 01:39:49 |
I'm gonna go change |
| 01:39:52 |
- I'll see you upstairs. |
| 01:39:56 |
Okay, I gotta call my dad |
| 01:40:22 |
"Like I said, |
| 01:40:26 |
I know you'll do |
| 01:40:29 |
Love, Morty. |
| 01:40:32 |
P. S: |
| 01:40:34 |
Your wife's rocking body |
| 01:40:38 |
Okay, Morty. |
| 01:41:04 |
Hey, who wants |
| 00:00:07 |
...of the thing |
| 00:00:10 |
Yeah. What are you saying, |
| 00:00:13 |
It's your life. What you do with |
| 00:00:17 |
I know, so, I mean, |
| 00:00:21 |
I fast-forward through it, |
| 00:00:24 |
Thirty arguments and a haircut? |
| 00:00:26 |
Remember the leprechaun? |
| 00:00:29 |
The one from the cereal ad. |
| 00:00:33 |
"They're magically delicious." |
| 00:00:36 |
He's always chasing the pot of gold |
| 00:00:40 |
But when he gets there |
| 00:00:46 |
...it's just corn flakes. |
| 00:00:54 |
- Michael. |
| 00:00:56 |
- You don't understand the metaphor? |
| 00:01:17 |
- Dad? |
| 00:01:18 |
- We have some designs for you. |
| 00:01:22 |
Maybe they'll help you |
| 00:01:24 |
All right. You want me to look at it? |
| 00:01:27 |
The ceiling's too high, |
| 00:01:31 |
...stairway placement |
| 00:01:33 |
- What the hell's this room made of? |
| 00:01:36 |
Well, it's stupid. Next. |
| 00:01:40 |
- Pickles. |
| 00:01:44 |
Michael, have you lost your mind? |
| 00:01:47 |
If he wants a playroom made of pizza, |
| 00:01:49 |
Maybe he's gotta grow up sometime |
| 00:01:53 |
Hey, pizza boy. |
| 00:01:56 |
It's about kissing ass, playing it safe, |
| 00:02:00 |
...in hopes one day he might throw you |
| 00:02:03 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:02:05 |
Ammer didn't make you partner, |
| 00:02:09 |
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. |
| 00:02:12 |
But we'll get through this, okay? |
| 00:02:15 |
Jeez! Man, that's all we ever do |
| 00:02:18 |
When is it gonna end? |
| 00:02:36 |
Pretty sweet, eh? |
| 00:02:38 |
Two queen beds, full kitchen, |
| 00:02:41 |
...and satellite TV |
| 00:02:44 |
Why are you always trying to hurt me? |
| 00:02:48 |
Michael Newman, |
| 00:02:51 |
And now's the time. |
| 00:02:53 |
No, Kathy, this isn't mine. |
| 00:02:55 |
I took it out of Kevin's hands. |
| 00:02:59 |
No, I wasn't! |
| 00:03:00 |
I think I smell marijuana in it. |
| 00:03:02 |
Kevin O'Doyle, you get your ass |
| 00:03:06 |
I hate you. |
| 00:03:07 |
Are you deaf? Move it! |
| 00:03:11 |
Dope is for dopes, buddy! |
| 00:03:13 |
Get your ass in this house! |
| 00:03:17 |
We don't have |
| 00:03:19 |
- No fair! I don't wanna return my bike! |
| 00:03:23 |
- But Daddy gave them to us! |
| 00:03:26 |
Unfortunately, there was |
| 00:03:29 |
We need to bring |
| 00:03:31 |
But I already told Kevin O'Doyle |
| 00:03:34 |
Well, we can paint my old bike |
| 00:03:37 |
That's a girl's bike. |
| 00:03:41 |
No! |
| 00:03:45 |
I wanna keep my bike! |
| 00:03:47 |
I can't take this anymore. |
| 00:03:49 |
Fast-forward me to my promotion. |
| 00:03:57 |
So here's to Michael Newman... |
| 00:03:58 |
...the greatest partner |
| 00:04:02 |
Hear, hear! |
| 00:04:04 |
Thank you. Thank you, guys. |
| 00:04:08 |
I'm gonna do the best I can |
| 00:04:12 |
Yeah! |
| 00:04:14 |
- Congratulations, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:04:17 |
How's it feel, killer? |
| 00:04:19 |
- Feels incredible, sir. |
| 00:04:22 |
Not just because of that |
| 00:04:24 |
For helping me pick up the slack |
| 00:04:28 |
Hey, Dinkie. |
| 00:04:31 |
Are you kidding me? You guys have |
| 00:04:34 |
That's pretty huge for this one. |
| 00:04:38 |
No, the first few months were easy. |
| 00:04:41 |
It was the one-year hump |
| 00:04:43 |
Her inappropriate weekend |
| 00:04:47 |
...well, that was |
| 00:04:49 |
But, well, Dr. Bergman helped us |
| 00:04:53 |
How's he doing for you and Donna? |
| 00:04:55 |
Dr. Bergman. What do you mean? |
| 00:04:58 |
Oh, you know what, sweetie? |
| 00:05:01 |
Let's let Michael bask in his glory. |
| 00:05:04 |
Bask away, partner. |
| 00:05:08 |
Took that bastard |
| 00:05:12 |
What else did I miss? |
| 00:05:14 |
- Shit. |
| 00:05:17 |
- Who are you? |
| 00:05:20 |
What happened to Alice? |
| 00:05:21 |
She moved to Accounting. |
| 00:05:24 |
And she prefers to be called Alan now. |
| 00:05:31 |
No. |
| 00:05:33 |
No. |
| 00:05:36 |
No! And who the hell's |
| 00:05:40 |
And I feel like Michael's making |
| 00:05:43 |
No, no. I want to. I want to. |
| 00:05:46 |
"I'm on autopilot." |
| 00:05:49 |
Good one, Donna. |
| 00:05:52 |
- "Good one, Donna"? |
| 00:05:55 |
Who is this bigmouth? |
| 00:05:58 |
Why? Because there is no talking |
| 00:06:01 |
And when you are, you're just sitting |
| 00:06:04 |
What do you want from me? |
| 00:06:06 |
This is what happens. |
| 00:06:10 |
What the heck happened? |
| 00:06:13 |
Great, you gonna start watching TV |
| 00:06:15 |
Oh, can we? |
| 00:06:17 |
Samantha. My little angel. |
| 00:06:20 |
Look how long your hair's getting. |
| 00:06:22 |
When did you grow up? |
| 00:06:24 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:06:26 |
Watch Dragon Tales together. |
| 00:06:28 |
Dragon Tales is for babies, Dad. |
| 00:06:32 |
Yeah, CSI. |
| 00:06:34 |
It's the episode |
| 00:06:36 |
What happened? I missed |
| 00:06:46 |
Whoa, hey, hello. |
| 00:06:49 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:06:52 |
Get back here, |
| 00:06:53 |
Don't yell at Peanut because |
| 00:06:56 |
Who's Peanut? Where's Sundance? |
| 00:06:58 |
Don't mention Sundance. |
| 00:07:01 |
About what? Why? |
| 00:07:05 |
He died? |
| 00:07:10 |
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no. |
| 00:07:15 |
The stupid idiot and soft fur. |
| 00:07:18 |
- Daddy held it in so long. |
| 00:07:21 |
He's finally letting himself feel it. |
| 00:07:24 |
One night when the duck's head |
| 00:07:29 |
...he tried to hump my leg |
| 00:07:31 |
...and I should've and I'm sorry. |
| 00:07:34 |
- What an idiot. |
| 00:07:39 |
What the heck did I do? |
| 00:07:41 |
I love you. Do you still love me? |
| 00:07:47 |
Oh, Michael. |
| 00:07:49 |
It's been... |
| 00:07:51 |
I'm really confused. |
| 00:07:53 |
No, no, no. I'll change, okay? |
| 00:07:57 |
Don't go, don't go. |
| 00:08:00 |
I'll be with you. Just stay with me. |
| 00:08:04 |
Oh, my God, it didn't take the duck |
| 00:08:09 |
It's a little deviant, |
| 00:08:12 |
Yeah, well, let's kiss and make up. |
| 00:08:30 |
No. No! |
| 00:08:33 |
It's not my fault. |
| 00:08:35 |
It jumped on its own. |
| 00:08:38 |
Not even close. |
| 00:08:43 |
Yes? |
| 00:08:48 |
- You scared... |
| 00:08:50 |
It's all right! L... |
| 00:08:55 |
It's dead! But it broke the table first! |
| 00:08:59 |
- How did you get in here? |
| 00:09:03 |
I'm freaking out. |
| 00:09:05 |
It's just... It's fast-forwarding |
| 00:09:08 |
It's not a malfunction, it's a feature. |
| 00:09:10 |
It's using its memory |
| 00:09:14 |
It remembers stuff? |
| 00:09:16 |
It's an advanced piece of equipment, |
| 00:09:20 |
You could call it MeVo. |
| 00:09:22 |
I fast-forwarded through sex one time, |
| 00:09:25 |
I like sex. It feels good. |
| 00:09:27 |
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you |
| 00:09:31 |
That's a lot of sex. |
| 00:09:33 |
Put it all together, |
| 00:09:37 |
Oh, no, no. So what, |
| 00:09:39 |
...it's gonna do it on its own now? |
| 00:09:42 |
No more showering, no more traffic. |
| 00:09:44 |
No more arguing. |
| 00:09:47 |
This is bad, this is bad. |
| 00:09:49 |
You take it back, |
| 00:09:51 |
I quit, I quit. Thanks for everything, |
| 00:09:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:10:04 |
You... This is not... |
| 00:10:10 |
Don't be mean. |
| 00:10:15 |
Nice hat. |
| 00:10:17 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:10:22 |
Get away from me. Just get away. |
| 00:10:27 |
Is this a stickup? |
| 00:10:33 |
Yeah? I'm gonna |
| 00:10:35 |
I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
| 00:10:36 |
There's only one place left |
| 00:10:41 |
Oh. No, no, I don't want that. |
| 00:10:45 |
I told you, |
| 00:10:50 |
- Come on, just take it. |
| 00:10:53 |
Don't do that. Come on, Morty. |
| 00:11:01 |
Morning, sweetie. |
| 00:11:04 |
You wanna shower first? |
| 00:11:06 |
Yeah. No! I can't shower |
| 00:11:10 |
And if I fast-forward, who knows |
| 00:11:13 |
How's this? I'm gonna rough it today, |
| 00:11:16 |
Donna, I wanna tell you |
| 00:11:19 |
...but it might lead to an argument. |
| 00:11:23 |
So just know there is a problem. |
| 00:11:24 |
I tried to get rid of the problem, |
| 00:11:27 |
I'm gonna go to work |
| 00:11:30 |
You're going to work |
| 00:11:32 |
Honey. We can't argue, okay? |
| 00:11:34 |
You're right. I'm wrong. All the time. |
| 00:11:36 |
- I'll take a kiss. |
| 00:11:39 |
...it might lead to something else, |
| 00:11:42 |
You're laying there disappointed, |
| 00:11:45 |
I wanna be with you every minute |
| 00:11:48 |
Have a great day! |
| 00:11:50 |
Once again, Michael left Donna |
| 00:11:55 |
Shut up, James Earl Jones! |
| 00:11:57 |
No, you shut up, big mouth! |
| 00:12:52 |
Michael! |
| 00:12:55 |
Mr. Ammer is here |
| 00:12:57 |
Your first day as a partner, you come |
| 00:13:01 |
I did. I did. |
| 00:13:04 |
John, I just feel we should |
| 00:13:07 |
...on corporate brown-nosing and |
| 00:13:11 |
Armani, Calvin Klein, who cares? |
| 00:13:14 |
Let's concentrate |
| 00:13:19 |
That's the craziest thing |
| 00:13:23 |
But goddamn it, you're right. |
| 00:13:29 |
Life-changing. I feel freer. |
| 00:13:33 |
Yeah... Keep the pants on. |
| 00:13:35 |
Sexual harassment, eh? |
| 00:13:38 |
Speaking of life-changing... |
| 00:13:40 |
...there's something, or actually |
| 00:13:47 |
- Janine. |
| 00:13:49 |
Michael, Janine and I decided |
| 00:13:52 |
...slow down, move to Morocco. |
| 00:13:53 |
- Morocco? |
| 00:13:56 |
Okay. |
| 00:13:58 |
Eric Lamensoff will assume |
| 00:14:01 |
...and I'd like you to take his job. |
| 00:14:04 |
But Eric Lamensoff is the head |
| 00:14:08 |
- I've been your partner one day. |
| 00:14:11 |
Every account you worked on |
| 00:14:14 |
You know, I wouldn't be surprised... |
| 00:14:15 |
...if one day you ended up |
| 00:14:19 |
Hey, I would love |
| 00:14:22 |
No! No, no, no! |
| 00:14:25 |
No! |
| 00:14:32 |
Michael, you have a phone call. |
| 00:14:35 |
Michael Newman. |
| 00:14:40 |
Word up, big guy. |
| 00:14:41 |
Ten years ago you told me |
| 00:14:45 |
Great news. |
| 00:14:49 |
So you better stop with the junk food, |
| 00:14:52 |
... or you'll end up |
| 00:14:57 |
Opening virtual blinds. |
| 00:15:00 |
Ten years? |
| 00:15:20 |
Oh, my God, I'm a fat guy! |
| 00:15:23 |
Look at me. |
| 00:15:31 |
What is this? This is titties. |
| 00:15:34 |
I got juicy titties! |
| 00:15:37 |
What... What is that? |
| 00:15:38 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 00:15:43 |
Just take me home. |
| 00:15:51 |
This is 1010 WINS news. |
| 00:15:55 |
Britney Spears |
| 00:15:57 |
Proud father Kevin Federline says |
| 00:16:01 |
Also, Michael Jackson, |
| 00:16:04 |
... is now suing himself |
| 00:16:21 |
Donna! |
| 00:16:23 |
Donna! |
| 00:16:34 |
Can I help you? |
| 00:16:37 |
- Hey, Dad. |
| 00:16:40 |
Ben? That's you? |
| 00:16:44 |
Look how big you got. |
| 00:16:47 |
Look who's talking, Captain Twinkie |
| 00:16:51 |
Really good for my self-esteem. |
| 00:16:53 |
Maybe if you would take me |
| 00:16:55 |
...people wouldn't think |
| 00:16:58 |
Come on, I love you! |
| 00:16:59 |
- Bring me back the Twinkies! |
| 00:17:02 |
Will you please stop yelling? |
| 00:17:05 |
- Is that my daughter? |
| 00:17:08 |
That's you, Samantha? |
| 00:17:12 |
The same time you did, Dad. |
| 00:17:15 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
| 00:17:17 |
My boyfriend, the hottest boy |
| 00:17:21 |
He's gonna be hot |
| 00:17:23 |
Get your ass upstairs, |
| 00:17:25 |
- Why are you so mean to me? |
| 00:17:28 |
- And wipe off all that makeup! |
| 00:17:33 |
Is Peanut dead too? |
| 00:17:36 |
This one's got the duck |
| 00:17:41 |
Donna. Donna. |
| 00:17:44 |
Goddamn it. |
| 00:17:46 |
Look how gorgeous you look. |
| 00:17:49 |
- Knock, knock, gang. |
| 00:17:58 |
What's going on? |
| 00:18:00 |
Donna and I were gonna get |
| 00:18:02 |
- You want us to bring you one? |
| 00:18:04 |
With Johnny G-String over here? |
| 00:18:06 |
Come on. Time-out. |
| 00:18:08 |
No, no, no, we're past this argument. |
| 00:18:12 |
Hey, it's just that you don't |
| 00:18:15 |
Michael! Stop it! Stop it, Michael! |
| 00:18:17 |
It was your decision to move out! |
| 00:18:19 |
Get off me! |
| 00:18:21 |
Go away! Go away, I hate you! |
| 00:18:24 |
- We can't argue! Donna, please! |
| 00:18:27 |
Oh, man! |
| 00:18:29 |
You hate me? |
| 00:18:34 |
No. No. |
| 00:18:38 |
Ten years, you're not finished yet? |
| 00:18:41 |
Morty! Why did you do this to me? |
| 00:18:46 |
You did this to yourself, Michael. |
| 00:18:48 |
No. No, I didn't wanna |
| 00:18:51 |
I didn't wanna lose Donna! |
| 00:18:53 |
The remote goes by your behavior. |
| 00:18:55 |
Every time you had a conflict |
| 00:18:58 |
- No, not true. |
| 00:19:00 |
Lie to yourself. |
| 00:19:03 |
The remote is lie-proof, so you can't |
| 00:19:07 |
But you're still a young man. |
| 00:19:09 |
A young, fat man. |
| 00:19:12 |
So that's what I'll do. |
| 00:19:14 |
Go for it, tubs. |
| 00:19:17 |
I saw what you did to the duck. |
| 00:19:37 |
You'll feel that in a second. |
| 00:19:39 |
All right, please, |
| 00:19:43 |
- Hate you! I hate you! I hate you! |
| 00:19:56 |
Michael, are you awake? |
| 00:20:00 |
Michael, honey. Are you awake? |
| 00:20:05 |
Donna. |
| 00:20:10 |
Where'd all my fat go? |
| 00:20:15 |
It was just a dream? |
| 00:20:19 |
What's that, Michael? |
| 00:20:21 |
Did a fuzzy dog push me over? |
| 00:20:25 |
Oh, Shaggy the miracle dog? |
| 00:20:28 |
Yeah, if he hadn't knocked you |
| 00:20:30 |
...you wouldn't have had the CAT scan |
| 00:20:34 |
I have cancer? |
| 00:20:35 |
No, you had cancer. |
| 00:20:37 |
You're the only person |
| 00:20:40 |
That's probably what caused |
| 00:20:42 |
Heart attack? |
| 00:20:43 |
I thought they weaned you |
| 00:20:46 |
Okay, Mr. Junk Food... |
| 00:20:48 |
...since the injury, |
| 00:20:51 |
When exactly did I hurt my head? |
| 00:20:54 |
When was it? Like, six years ago? |
| 00:20:58 |
Six more years! No! No! |
| 00:21:03 |
I'm gonna ask them |
| 00:21:06 |
Donna, don't go. |
| 00:21:09 |
What's this? |
| 00:21:13 |
That's not bad |
| 00:21:18 |
One more tummy tuck |
| 00:21:21 |
Oh, it looks like a tongue... |
| 00:21:24 |
...licking. |
| 00:21:27 |
Look, I should go. |
| 00:21:30 |
- So I'll probably... |
| 00:21:33 |
You're still with Speedo Torpedo? |
| 00:21:35 |
Whatever happened |
| 00:21:38 |
"Forever and ever"? |
| 00:21:40 |
Look, Michael, I'm trying to have |
| 00:21:44 |
...for the kids' sake. |
| 00:21:45 |
I really wanna be friends, |
| 00:21:48 |
Would you stop flapping that thing? |
| 00:21:50 |
It's my flap, I'll do |
| 00:21:55 |
You done? |
| 00:21:58 |
Look, Bill's my husband. |
| 00:22:00 |
Please learn to accept that. |
| 00:22:03 |
Husband? Donna? |
| 00:22:06 |
No. Donna. Donna. Donna! |
| 00:22:12 |
Welcome to Newman Architecture. |
| 00:22:15 |
Building a better world for all of us. |
| 00:22:18 |
Architect of the year, 2018. |
| 00:22:20 |
All your dreams came true, |
| 00:22:23 |
Dad. Hey, how you feeling? |
| 00:22:27 |
- Benjamin. Look at that. |
| 00:22:31 |
Your face. Your skinny face. |
| 00:22:36 |
Your entire ass is gone. |
| 00:22:40 |
Right, my ass. Why don't |
| 00:22:48 |
My old office. |
| 00:22:53 |
The architect. How did this happen? |
| 00:22:56 |
- Mom said you were still a little loopy. |
| 00:23:01 |
The weight. How did you do it? |
| 00:23:05 |
Wanna have a flap fight? |
| 00:23:07 |
No. Just working out with Bill |
| 00:23:16 |
That's a looker. |
| 00:23:21 |
Is that your girl? |
| 00:23:23 |
No, that's your daughter Samantha. |
| 00:23:26 |
Of course it is. |
| 00:23:27 |
And you better |
| 00:23:30 |
...and make sure nobody touches her |
| 00:23:35 |
Pop, I'm just getting ready |
| 00:23:39 |
Okay. Absolutely. |
| 00:23:44 |
I'd like to spend more time together. |
| 00:23:48 |
Take you out for ice cream. |
| 00:23:51 |
I know your mother won't come... |
| 00:23:53 |
...but you, Samantha, |
| 00:23:57 |
That'd be nice, huh? |
| 00:24:00 |
I knew something |
| 00:24:03 |
Papa, take a seat. |
| 00:24:08 |
What are we sitting for? |
| 00:24:11 |
- Here you go, Pop, drink this. |
| 00:24:17 |
There, I had my water. |
| 00:24:22 |
Grandpa died, Dad. |
| 00:24:27 |
He died a while back now. |
| 00:24:34 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:24:38 |
Don't say that. |
| 00:24:41 |
Where was I? |
| 00:24:44 |
You're crying? |
| 00:24:47 |
What happened? |
| 00:24:50 |
Nothing. You know, |
| 00:24:55 |
- Shit. |
| 00:25:00 |
Man, I gotta go. |
| 00:25:01 |
Hey, hang on. |
| 00:25:04 |
No, no, do your meeting. |
| 00:25:06 |
- Why are you crying? |
| 00:25:09 |
- You're gonna make me cry, Dad. |
| 00:25:17 |
You look... You look good. |
| 00:25:19 |
It's all right. Goodbye. |
| 00:25:37 |
Come on. |
| 00:25:38 |
Come on. |
| 00:25:40 |
It won't take you there. |
| 00:25:43 |
Take me where? |
| 00:25:45 |
To the moment he died. |
| 00:25:48 |
Of course I wasn't. |
| 00:25:52 |
Can you take me |
| 00:25:58 |
Hey, Dad. Sorry to bug you. |
| 00:26:02 |
Would you mind looking |
| 00:26:05 |
This one is cheaper. |
| 00:26:07 |
But if you check this out... |
| 00:26:10 |
...you'll see it has |
| 00:26:13 |
Cheaper one, like I said. |
| 00:26:18 |
Yeah. Yeah, you're right, Dad. |
| 00:26:20 |
He ain't right. You're a schmuck! |
| 00:26:24 |
Surprise. |
| 00:26:25 |
Hey, Grandpa. |
| 00:26:28 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:26:34 |
When did you get so handsome? |
| 00:26:37 |
So, Michael, I had a wonderful idea. |
| 00:26:39 |
Your mother's playing canasta |
| 00:26:42 |
I thought, |
| 00:26:45 |
You, me and Ben should go |
| 00:26:48 |
- Can't. |
| 00:26:51 |
You have to eat sometime. |
| 00:26:52 |
We could go, |
| 00:26:54 |
- I'm down for that. |
| 00:26:57 |
I don't know what it means, |
| 00:26:59 |
- Hey. Please. |
| 00:27:08 |
I'll make you a deal. |
| 00:27:10 |
If you come, I'll show you |
| 00:27:15 |
- Will you look at the man? |
| 00:27:17 |
No, Dad. |
| 00:27:19 |
Don't you wanna know how I? |
| 00:27:21 |
I know how you do the stupid trick. |
| 00:27:23 |
Can you let me do my work? |
| 00:27:29 |
You've always known. |
| 00:27:31 |
You're pathetic. |
| 00:27:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:27:38 |
I'm so sorry I barged in. |
| 00:27:41 |
I love you, son. |
| 00:27:46 |
See you later, Grandpa, I love you. |
| 00:27:48 |
Dad. |
| 00:27:50 |
Pop. |
| 00:27:52 |
Pop. |
| 00:28:18 |
I love you, son. |
| 00:28:24 |
I love you, son. |
| 00:28:28 |
I love you, son. |
| 00:28:36 |
I love you too, Dad. |
| 00:28:43 |
I'll miss you. |
| 00:28:47 |
You know that. |
| 00:28:52 |
Goodbye. |
| 00:29:20 |
I'm sorry about your father. |
| 00:29:23 |
Taking him wasn't something |
| 00:29:27 |
What do you mean "taking him"? |
| 00:29:29 |
I'm an angel, Michael. |
| 00:29:31 |
An angel? |
| 00:29:34 |
I thought an angel was |
| 00:29:36 |
I'm the angel of death. |
| 00:29:40 |
Your dad, it was his time. |
| 00:29:45 |
You bastard. |
| 00:29:54 |
All right, leave me alone. |
| 00:29:57 |
You had your fun. |
| 00:30:16 |
And now, everybody, it's time |
| 00:30:21 |
Yay, Michael! |
| 00:30:25 |
Go get them, Michael! Speech! |
| 00:30:30 |
Wedding cake. Wedding cake. |
| 00:30:34 |
Okay, where's the groom? |
| 00:30:37 |
Hi, Dad. |
| 00:30:39 |
Ben. I didn't miss |
| 00:30:43 |
Wow, this is terrific, buddy. |
| 00:30:48 |
Very funny, Mr. Newman. |
| 00:30:53 |
Aunt Peggy, is that you? |
| 00:30:56 |
God, you got old. |
| 00:31:00 |
No, no. L... She... I'm just playing. |
| 00:31:11 |
Ma. |
| 00:31:17 |
Ben's wife... |
| 00:31:20 |
...welcome to the family. |
| 00:31:21 |
Thank you. |
| 00:31:23 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:31:36 |
Look at you, Ma. You look amazing. |
| 00:31:42 |
Michael, you haven't kissed me |
| 00:31:46 |
You are the best, Ma. |
| 00:31:49 |
Oh, darling, that's so sweet. |
| 00:31:53 |
You know, Michael, your father |
| 00:31:57 |
I know, Ma. |
| 00:31:59 |
Okay? I'm just glad you're here. |
| 00:32:03 |
Me too, bubbala. Me too. Me too. |
| 00:32:09 |
Beautiful. Look at her. |
| 00:32:11 |
Donna, my favorite. |
| 00:32:14 |
You're such a schmuck |
| 00:32:16 |
But don't let me ruin your evening. |
| 00:32:20 |
Christina. |
| 00:32:24 |
Michael, you've been so generous |
| 00:32:28 |
...and the kids' honeymoon. |
| 00:32:29 |
- Absolutely. |
| 00:32:31 |
Of course. Ben's wife |
| 00:32:36 |
- I think she's wonderful. |
| 00:32:39 |
Here's one you might remember |
| 00:32:48 |
Out of all the songs, huh? |
| 00:32:52 |
Bill, since it's our son's wedding... |
| 00:32:54 |
...do you mind if I dance |
| 00:32:57 |
- Not at all. |
| 00:33:00 |
Just have her back by midnight, |
| 00:33:02 |
You got it, Bill. |
| 00:33:16 |
Why does he have |
| 00:33:20 |
Nice Speedo, buddy. |
| 00:33:34 |
Still smelling good, huh? |
| 00:33:36 |
After all these years. |
| 00:33:40 |
Are you happy? |
| 00:33:42 |
Of course I'm happy, |
| 00:33:45 |
Not about that. Are you happy |
| 00:33:50 |
"Ended." It's not over yet. |
| 00:33:53 |
- That's my Donna. |
| 00:33:58 |
That Samantha? |
| 00:34:00 |
Hey. What are you doing? |
| 00:34:06 |
What is with you? |
| 00:34:09 |
Just kidding, I... |
| 00:34:11 |
Just not used to seeing you |
| 00:34:15 |
Okay, well, if that's your way of telling |
| 00:34:20 |
Let's go get some cake. |
| 00:34:22 |
- I'll race you there, Dad. Come on. |
| 00:34:26 |
"Dad"? |
| 00:34:30 |
Michael, are you okay? |
| 00:34:34 |
Is there a doctor? |
| 00:34:40 |
Michael! |
| 00:34:42 |
- Dad! |
| 00:34:47 |
It's just corn flakes. |
| 00:35:14 |
One dance, you pop an artery. |
| 00:35:18 |
Why'd you make me |
| 00:35:22 |
You were fast-forwarding |
| 00:35:24 |
...Iong before you ever met me. |
| 00:35:27 |
You lived the life you chose, |
| 00:35:30 |
This is not the life I wanted. |
| 00:35:32 |
It is. |
| 00:35:39 |
Looks like it is. |
| 00:35:44 |
Hey. You're up. How you feeling? |
| 00:35:49 |
I feel better |
| 00:35:52 |
Samantha's been here |
| 00:35:54 |
She said she wouldn't leave |
| 00:35:59 |
- Why'd you do that? |
| 00:36:03 |
I thought Bill was your father. |
| 00:36:07 |
I have two fathers. |
| 00:36:10 |
One of them told me he was gonna |
| 00:36:16 |
You both really need |
| 00:36:19 |
And I got a plane to catch. |
| 00:36:22 |
Big Ben's gotta go |
| 00:36:25 |
Actually, I just canceled |
| 00:36:28 |
Kensington deal might fall through, |
| 00:36:32 |
- Julie and I can go to Italy anytime. |
| 00:36:34 |
It's not that big a deal. |
| 00:36:36 |
- That's not fair to your wife. |
| 00:36:38 |
...she gets it. Keeping |
| 00:36:41 |
Guys, I'm sorry. You're gonna |
| 00:36:44 |
All right. Bye, Dad. |
| 00:36:47 |
Bye, Daddy. |
| 00:37:00 |
Get this off of me. |
| 00:37:06 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:37:08 |
Hey, fella, you're a long way |
| 00:37:11 |
I gotta see my son. |
| 00:37:12 |
You're not going anywhere. |
| 00:37:16 |
- Isn't that Colin Farrell? |
| 00:37:24 |
Michael. |
| 00:37:25 |
Those machines |
| 00:37:29 |
I gotta talk to my boy. |
| 00:37:38 |
- Michael, stop. |
| 00:37:43 |
Michael, it doesn't have to end now. |
| 00:37:55 |
Ben! |
| 00:38:09 |
Ben! |
| 00:38:19 |
Ben! |
| 00:38:24 |
Ben! |
| 00:38:30 |
Dad? Dad? |
| 00:38:32 |
Dad, what are you doing? |
| 00:38:34 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:38:37 |
- Oh, my God. |
| 00:38:41 |
- Dad! Dad! |
| 00:38:43 |
Ben, Ben. |
| 00:38:49 |
Family. Family. Family. |
| 00:38:52 |
What? |
| 00:38:53 |
Family. Family. Family comes first. |
| 00:38:58 |
Family comes first. |
| 00:39:00 |
Honeymoon. Honeymoon. |
| 00:39:03 |
Honeymoon. I love you. |
| 00:39:08 |
Samantha. Samantha. |
| 00:39:10 |
I didn't make 200, but I love you. |
| 00:39:15 |
I love you. |
| 00:39:17 |
Bill, Bill, Bill. |
| 00:39:46 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:39:52 |
Michael. |
| 00:39:53 |
The note you wrote her, |
| 00:40:12 |
Forever and ever, babe. |
| 00:40:21 |
It's time to go. |
| 00:40:58 |
- Where am I? |
| 00:41:02 |
I was just watching you sleep. |
| 00:41:04 |
You looked like you were having |
| 00:41:07 |
What? |
| 00:41:08 |
You're not supposed to lay |
| 00:41:14 |
I'm back in the store? |
| 00:41:20 |
I'm young again. I'm young again. |
| 00:41:24 |
Well, I mean, |
| 00:41:26 |
I'm young. |
| 00:41:28 |
No, no. No. I'm just teeing off, baby. |
| 00:41:31 |
Look at you. |
| 00:41:33 |
You want a friend? You want a friend? |
| 00:41:37 |
I'll be your friend. I'll be your... |
| 00:41:41 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:41:47 |
Yes, my crappy car! |
| 00:41:50 |
You mediocre, middle-class |
| 00:41:53 |
I love you! |
| 00:42:04 |
Pop, Pop. Pop. |
| 00:42:08 |
- What's wrong? What happened? |
| 00:42:11 |
Everything's incredible, Ma. |
| 00:42:14 |
- I love you. |
| 00:42:15 |
You gotta tell me how you do |
| 00:42:19 |
A magician never reveals |
| 00:42:21 |
However, if you invite us over |
| 00:42:24 |
You come over tomorrow night, and |
| 00:42:27 |
- Stop, I'm gonna have a heart attack. |
| 00:42:30 |
Thank you so much for giving |
| 00:42:33 |
You have no idea. But, honey, please, |
| 00:42:37 |
I can't promise you that. |
| 00:42:41 |
Okay. I'm up. |
| 00:42:45 |
What do you think? |
| 00:42:48 |
If you massage me first. |
| 00:42:51 |
Okay, let's go to sleep. |
| 00:43:09 |
Mom, wake up! |
| 00:43:17 |
What the heck is going on? |
| 00:43:19 |
Hey, do you mind? |
| 00:43:21 |
Here I am, staying up all night... |
| 00:43:23 |
...trying to come up with activities |
| 00:43:27 |
...but you won't let me think! |
| 00:43:28 |
You want time to think? Why don't you |
| 00:43:35 |
What did you just say? |
| 00:43:36 |
Yes, you heard me. |
| 00:43:39 |
...I won't be able to work for a year |
| 00:43:43 |
- That make you happy? |
| 00:43:46 |
Give me those big lips. |
| 00:43:49 |
- What's going on down here? |
| 00:43:52 |
Come here. Oh, my God. |
| 00:43:54 |
I missed you, I missed you. |
| 00:43:56 |
I'm gonna finish the tree house. |
| 00:44:00 |
From now on, we're gonna exercise |
| 00:44:03 |
- All right! |
| 00:44:04 |
And you. Nice jump! I love you. |
| 00:44:07 |
One day, you are gonna be |
| 00:44:10 |
But you still gotta have brains. |
| 00:44:12 |
So tomorrow I'm gonna |
| 00:44:14 |
You know calculus? |
| 00:44:15 |
I knew you'd call me on that. |
| 00:44:18 |
Now, get your rest, because tomorrow |
| 00:44:21 |
I know! It's gonna be the best! |
| 00:44:23 |
- Put a sweater on! Don't take it off! |
| 00:44:26 |
Oh, and Sundance! |
| 00:44:28 |
Doggie years go by very quick, |
| 00:44:34 |
Yeah, go get some, baby. |
| 00:44:51 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:44:56 |
No. Go to Sundance, not the duck. |
| 00:45:04 |
They told me at the pet store |
| 00:45:06 |
They lied to me, I guess. |
| 00:45:10 |
- You staying downstairs tonight? |
| 00:45:14 |
It's Fourth of July, |
| 00:45:18 |
Take my time, massage her, |
| 00:45:23 |
But you know, it isn't |
| 00:45:27 |
That's even better. |
| 00:45:31 |
- Think I like this holiday. |
| 00:45:33 |
I'm gonna go change |
| 00:45:36 |
- I'll see you upstairs. |
| 00:45:40 |
Okay, I gotta call my dad |
| 00:46:05 |
"Like I said, |
| 00:46:09 |
I know you'll do |
| 00:46:13 |
Love, Morty. |
| 00:46:16 |
P. S: |
| 00:46:17 |
Your wife's rocking body |
| 00:46:22 |
Okay, Morty. |
| 00:46:47 |
Hey, who wants |
