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Clique The
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[GIRL SCREAMING] |
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Oh, my God. |
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You are single-handedly ruining my life. |
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You have to be kidding me. |
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- We're serious about this, Massie. |
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I already |
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This party isn't just a party. |
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It's the last party |
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Forget being the event of the season, |
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The Lyons are gonna be here for dinner. |
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The Lyons? |
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Are the tigers and bears coming too? |
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Massie, we talked about this weeks ago. |
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You remember Jay? |
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He's moving up here from Florida |
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They have a son, Todd, |
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They'll stay out in the guesthouse |
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Does any of this |
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Uh, no. |
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- You'll be at dinner and you'll be pleasant. |
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You always said I should honor |
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Well, I made a verbal commitment |
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...that I would be at her party tonight. |
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I'm not discussing this anymore. |
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- Dad. |
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Mom, if I miss this, |
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...on the completely wrong foot. |
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Worse than the wrong foot. |
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[GROANS] |
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Bean, tell me this isn't happening. |
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This is my worst nightmare. |
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Worse than the one |
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Worse than the one |
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And look. |
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I already had my outfit picked out |
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If I have to miss this, |
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[PHONE RINGS] |
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Hey. |
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Put the brush down. |
| 00:03:04 |
[LINE RINGS] |
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I was just about to call you. |
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- Hey, Dyl. |
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- I'll get Kristen. |
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She's already called me three times... |
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...to ask if we need |
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- What did you tell her? |
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[PHONE RINGS] |
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Mass, look, I can't talk right now. |
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Who cares? |
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- Hey, girlies. |
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- Hey. |
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So, what I'm about to tell you |
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Like Shelby Rexler did not chop her hair off |
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- She has head lice. |
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I know. I say we bag the party. |
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There's no way I'm trading |
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But it's an 8th-grade party |
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Please, I'm not gonna be caught dead... |
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...at a party thrown by anyone |
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It's worse than wearing Crocs. |
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- Wait, head lice and Crocs? |
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Actually, I think Shelby has a pair |
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Ew! |
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- Forget it, I'm out. |
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Me three. |
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That's what I thought. |
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Mass, the Lyons will be here soon. |
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Can I change the fact |
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Look, I'll make a deal with you. |
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If you adjust your attitude, |
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- Who's Claire? |
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Be nice to her and I'll let you go |
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Oh, my God. |
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MRS. BLOCK: |
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[BEAN BARKING] |
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MASSIE: |
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Bean, chill. |
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Dad, how many people live here? |
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Is this really our new house? |
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Bean, what's one step worse |
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A fashion don't-even-think-about-it. |
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WILLIAM: |
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I'm not even ready yet. |
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- Hey. |
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Oh, look. Hey. |
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You made it. |
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WILLIAM: |
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- How are you, buddy? |
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What do you think, Bean? |
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Perfect, right? |
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Oh, so good to see you. |
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There she is, perfect timing. |
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- This is our daughter, Massie. |
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Mine barely mentioned you. |
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Except to say how fun and cool you are. |
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[PARENTS CHUCKLING] |
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Uh, hello? |
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TODD: |
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Sorry, he must have forgotten |
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Meds? |
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That was a joke. |
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Funny. |
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WILLIAM: Good to see you. |
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MRS. BLOCK: |
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Claire helped pick that out. |
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Sorry. |
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It's for your charm bracelet. |
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Really? |
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I remember your mom wrote |
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...that you wanted to be a singer? |
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Right, when I was 7. |
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Um. Thanks. |
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So, Claire, |
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She was in the top three |
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And she won the district |
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Wow. |
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WILLIAM: |
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Why don't you tell Claire |
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Massie just loves OCD. |
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- Right, Massie? |
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Um, small classes, |
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There's only one problem. No boys. |
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Who says that's a problem? |
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The girls who go there, Dad. |
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- Mr. Lyons, let me get that for you. |
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You complete me. |
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Ew. |
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MRS. BLOCK: |
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- They were still eating. |
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- You promised I could go to the party. |
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Thanks, Claire. |
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Oh, I'm up for, you know... |
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Whatever. |
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Sweetie, are you okay? |
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Um... |
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You know what? |
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I don't feel so well. |
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Night, Massie. |
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Get some sleep, honey. |
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I seriously hope so. |
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CLAIRE: Did you see her clothes |
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I swear, |
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She is pretty cute. |
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Could we go shopping |
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What about the clothes we bought |
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T.J. Maxx isn't gonna cut it here, Mom. |
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Please? I just wanna fit in. |
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I really want her to like me. |
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She's gonna like you because you're you, |
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All right, fine. |
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I suppose we could use |
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It is pretty cold up here. |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. |
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CHRIS: |
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Hey, watch where you're going. |
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Hey, isn't there a law |
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- I'm Chris Abeley. |
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Massie Block. I know who you are. |
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- Really? |
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I used to come to your parents' |
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- I wonder why we've never met. |
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- In a boarding school in Connecticut. |
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Yeah, so is getting kicked out. |
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I'm back at Briarwood for high school. |
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A bad boy, huh? |
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I guess that explains |
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Yeah, I must have made |
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Or the right one. |
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I should go. |
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Oh, no, it's okay. |
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Maybe I'll see you back here. |
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Sure. Maybe you'd wanna ride together? |
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Sure, it's a date. |
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Did you hear that, Brownie? It's a date. |
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JUDI: What about this? |
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"At OCD, fashion is a fine art |
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Okay, okay. |
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These are perfect. |
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Those are nice. Let's see. |
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Ooh, 62 dollars. |
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"Excellence isn't encouraged, |
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- Expected, Mom. |
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With the move and everything, |
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CLAIRE: |
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I'm not gonna buy anything, |
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All right, fine, five minutes. |
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- They have a sale on turtlenecks... |
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DYLAN: |
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- Well, I'm not getting you a size six. |
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Well, when you're a size four again, |
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In every color. |
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- Moms, they just don't get it. |
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Weren't they kids once too? |
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I don't think they have a four |
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What about these? These are fours. |
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If I try and fit into these, |
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Why don't you switch the tags? |
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Then, your mom thinks you're buying |
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Then your mom's happy |
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You're brilliant. |
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- I'm Dylan. |
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- We walked in on some dude. |
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- No. |
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Oh, nice meeting you, Claire. |
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Since excellence is expected. |
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[SQUEALS] |
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CLAIRE: |
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"Good girls go to Orlando. |
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Where do ugly girls like you go? |
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Claire, Mrs. Block said |
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You should meet the driver |
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Their driver's going to |
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ISAAC: |
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CLAIRE: |
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Thanks. |
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Wow. |
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God, Claire, you scared me. |
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You shouldn't sneak up on people |
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Sorry. |
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Oh, it's fine. |
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Do you mind sitting in the back? |
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Oh, sure. |
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Relax, Claire. This isn't Epcot. |
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I swear, celebs are getting more DUIs |
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Hm. Moschino dress, Alice and Olivia |
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Adorable, 8.5. |
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Thank you. |
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- Wait. |
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Claire, right? |
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- You two know each other? |
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Claire had that brilliant idea |
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When my mom was being a jerk |
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And then Dylan's friends came out |
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Yeah, those are my friends too. |
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And FYI, that story's more last week |
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Claire's the girl I told you about. |
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The one living in my guesthouse... |
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...because her parents |
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Gummi Feet? |
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- Thanks, but I don't eat sugar. |
| 00:16:22 |
- Hey. |
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Hey, girl. |
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Well, you're a 10. You look amazing. |
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- Just wait till tomorrow. |
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Because you get better-looking |
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Hey, guys. |
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Somebody call the fashion police. |
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Finally. |
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MASSIE: Seriously, Kris, when is your mom |
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My question first. |
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One, why does it smell |
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I started the Circle diet today. Sorry. |
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And two, who's the stowaway? |
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Oh, my God. |
| 00:17:41 |
That's Claire. |
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[WHISPERS] |
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No. |
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CLAIRE: |
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ISAAC: |
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CLAIRE: |
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Hey, Mass. |
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The party was completely unbloggable |
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I know. |
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We heard |
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Oh, my God, Jenna Dressler's |
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Hey, you guys. |
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Massie, I heard you have an NBF |
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False. If I had a new best friend, |
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- She is so off my top eight. |
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Ow! |
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Juicy Couture sweat suit. |
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Wait, I lost an earring. |
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Nobody move! |
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I need to retrace. Fan out, people. |
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GIRL: |
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CHRIS: |
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Are you okay? |
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I'm so sorry. |
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I was rushing. |
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My sister, she forgot her thermos |
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And I didn't even... |
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Are you sure you're okay? |
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I'm sure. |
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I'm Chris Abeley. |
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I'm Claire Something. |
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Nice to meet you, Claire Something. |
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[MASSIE YELLS] |
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- What are you doing? |
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Hello! I can't wear one earring. |
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- But wasn't that a diamond? |
| 00:20:28 |
Hey. Uh... |
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Yeah, um, turn around |
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Take a cab to JFK... |
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...and get on the next flight |
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Latte, anyone? |
| 00:20:43 |
I don't get it. What's going on? |
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Claire, did I invite you to my BBQ? |
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- Um. No. |
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[LAUGHING] |
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I don't get it. |
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Like what, Claire? What am I being like? |
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Like... |
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I don't know, a bitch? |
| 00:21:08 |
What did you just call me? |
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Nothing. I mean... |
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Nothing. |
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- I can't believe she just said that. |
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- Mass, what are you gonna do to her? |
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All I know is that Claire Lyons |
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...and you know else? |
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ALL: |
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Do you need a personal invitation |
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Give me your e-mail, |
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Sorry I'm late. I got a little lost. |
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And you are? |
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- I'm Claire, I'm new. |
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But you know what they say, |
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My likes include Broadway musicals... |
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...piña coladas |
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And my dislikes are... |
| 00:22:15 |
Oh, yeah, tardiness. |
| 00:22:19 |
There's a seat by the window. |
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And Miss Rivera, |
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Make room. |
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Claire, I've seen paint dry faster. |
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Chop, chop. Chop squared, please. |
| 00:22:31 |
Okay, you have your materials |
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You have 15 minutes |
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I think I'm gonna use some of that too. |
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[CLAIRE GASPS] |
| 00:22:54 |
- Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:22:58 |
- No. |
| 00:23:19 |
[GIRLS LAUGHING] |
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Do you think I could start over? |
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Commit to your work, Miss Lyons. |
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Once you start something, |
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Oh, my God. Miss Lyons. |
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Here's a pass to the nurse. |
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And take your books with you. |
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- I feel fine. |
| 00:24:02 |
[ALL SPEAKING IN SPANISH] |
| 00:24:07 |
[PHONE BEEPING] |
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Hey, Claire. You look a little lost. |
| 00:24:38 |
- I'm supposed to go to the nurse's office. |
| 00:24:41 |
Follow this hall all the way down, |
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Take a right at the band room. |
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Be sure to be loud when you go in. |
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- Thanks, Dylan, I really appreciate it. |
| 00:24:56 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:25:07 |
Breathe into your power house. |
| 00:25:09 |
In... |
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...and out. |
| 00:25:15 |
Nurse Adele? |
| 00:25:19 |
WOMAN: Nurse Adele's office |
| 00:25:22 |
...by the art wing. |
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But I was just there. |
| 00:25:26 |
[SPEAKS IN SANSKRIT] |
| 00:25:29 |
[LAUGHING] |
| 00:25:30 |
WOMAN: |
| 00:25:34 |
[SHUTTER CLICKS] |
| 00:25:40 |
Re-center. |
| 00:25:45 |
Can I help you with something, dear? |
| 00:25:48 |
Um. I don't know. |
| 00:25:52 |
Vincent told me to come. |
| 00:25:57 |
Don't worry. Got your period. |
| 00:26:00 |
No, I didn't. What? |
| 00:26:03 |
Look at the back of your jeans. |
| 00:26:08 |
How is this possible? |
| 00:26:11 |
- I don't... |
| 00:26:22 |
Alicia, red paint. |
| 00:26:25 |
Don't worry, dear. |
| 00:26:29 |
Go through |
| 00:26:31 |
- Really? |
| 00:26:33 |
Whatever you want. |
| 00:26:34 |
These girls want nothing to do |
| 00:27:13 |
Hey, cool top. |
| 00:27:15 |
I had the same one but I lost it. |
| 00:27:20 |
Looks like someone went shopping |
| 00:27:23 |
Seven's so three years ago. |
| 00:27:26 |
Loser, loser, double loser, whatever, |
| 00:27:36 |
- Ow! What the...? |
| 00:27:39 |
Now, lean in. I've got major gossip. |
| 00:27:41 |
- How many points is it worth? |
| 00:27:44 |
Why didn't you tell us in the car? |
| 00:27:48 |
- There is a reason I was MIA yesterday. |
| 00:27:51 |
Missing in Armani? |
| 00:27:55 |
- By a boy? |
| 00:27:57 |
- Yes, a boy, a Briarwood boy. |
| 00:28:00 |
- Yes, he's a freshman in high school. |
| 00:28:03 |
His name's Chris Abeley. |
| 00:28:05 |
We have to do some major recon |
| 00:28:07 |
No, I don't know. |
| 00:28:09 |
You cannot be stressed out about school. |
| 00:28:14 |
I have to come up with |
| 00:28:16 |
I have to have a business plan |
| 00:28:19 |
It's worth, like, 60 percent of my grade. |
| 00:28:21 |
Does anyone wanna trade |
| 00:28:25 |
Ask her. |
| 00:28:30 |
You guys, I feel bad. |
| 00:28:32 |
Maybe we could pull up a chair? |
| 00:28:37 |
That was Clairious. |
| 00:28:55 |
MASSIE: Okay, so I called Isaac to meet us |
| 00:28:58 |
- So we have to hurry. |
| 00:29:01 |
By the way, micro-mini? |
| 00:29:03 |
Quiet. |
| 00:29:05 |
I'm starving. |
| 00:29:08 |
It's 4:15. |
| 00:29:09 |
- Chris Abeley will be here, don't worry. |
| 00:29:12 |
Hear about the New York City field trip |
| 00:29:15 |
Vincent's taking |
| 00:29:20 |
It's Chris Abeley. |
| 00:29:21 |
There's Chris Abeley. |
| 00:29:23 |
I want to, but I don't know. |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh... |
| 00:29:27 |
- My... |
| 00:29:32 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:29:38 |
He's coming this way. |
| 00:29:42 |
ALICIA: |
| 00:29:45 |
BOY: I got at least three or four hours |
| 00:29:47 |
- Really? You do? |
| 00:29:50 |
[GIGGLING] |
| 00:29:51 |
ALICIA: |
| 00:30:00 |
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING |
| 00:30:01 |
[GIRLS LAUGHING] |
| 00:30:03 |
DYLAN: Oh, my God. |
| 00:30:14 |
JUDI: |
| 00:30:17 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:30:23 |
- Hey, whose clothes are those? |
| 00:30:26 |
Massie's. You know Massie. |
| 00:30:28 |
She keeps, like, three changes |
| 00:30:31 |
She wanted me to be dressed |
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Oh. |
| 00:30:36 |
Well, maybe we should return |
| 00:30:39 |
You can't. |
| 00:30:42 |
I spilled paint all over them in art class. |
| 00:30:46 |
Oh, no, come on, honey, that's okay. |
| 00:30:48 |
I mean, it's just pants. |
| 00:30:51 |
I'm just glad you and Massie |
| 00:30:55 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:30:56 |
Claire. |
| 00:30:58 |
She sits there like this perfect, |
| 00:31:02 |
Meanwhile, |
| 00:31:04 |
...and she's throwing herself |
| 00:31:07 |
You can't just drive into someone else's |
| 00:31:11 |
...and try to take over |
| 00:31:21 |
I mean, what's next? |
| 00:31:22 |
She's gonna change her last name to Block |
| 00:31:29 |
I may live on 4.6 acres of property... |
| 00:31:31 |
...but there is no way |
| 00:31:41 |
[MUSIC PLAYS ON |
| 00:31:42 |
Can't believe your lips are still red |
| 00:31:45 |
I know. Aren't they luscious? |
| 00:31:48 |
Whatev. |
| 00:31:52 |
Actually, if you could sell that, |
| 00:31:55 |
Lipstick that lasts 24 hours. |
| 00:32:01 |
Oh, my God, that's it, Massie. |
| 00:32:05 |
A makeup company. |
| 00:32:07 |
- Hey, yeah. |
| 00:32:10 |
That really is a good idea. |
| 00:32:11 |
Conversation |
| 00:32:14 |
Anyways, we could make |
| 00:32:17 |
And edible. When you get bored of a color, |
| 00:32:20 |
I heart that. |
| 00:32:21 |
We could sell it on that field trip |
| 00:32:24 |
- The whole class will be there. |
| 00:32:28 |
What about Homeworks? |
| 00:32:29 |
Because we make it at home. |
| 00:32:32 |
And it works. |
| 00:32:34 |
Homeworks? |
| 00:32:35 |
That makes us sound like losers who don't |
| 00:32:45 |
What about Glambition? |
| 00:32:50 |
It'll do until I think of something better. |
| 00:32:53 |
Oh, my God. We're gonna be so rich. |
| 00:32:55 |
Oh, please. We already are. |
| 00:32:58 |
- To Glambition. |
| 00:33:14 |
FYI, Claire. |
| 00:33:16 |
There are more girls than those girls |
| 00:33:18 |
Go find them. |
| 00:33:36 |
Excuse me, is this seat taken? |
| 00:33:49 |
Is that real? |
| 00:33:51 |
I got this at CVS for a buck 20. |
| 00:33:53 |
Oh, well, you never know. |
| 00:33:54 |
For all I know, |
| 00:33:57 |
They are. |
| 00:34:01 |
I'm Layne. |
| 00:34:03 |
Claire, right? |
| 00:34:04 |
Yeah, you're new around here. |
| 00:34:06 |
Oh. Oatmeal? |
| 00:34:08 |
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. |
| 00:34:13 |
One day here and you're already dressed |
| 00:34:17 |
You guys friends? |
| 00:34:21 |
Um... |
| 00:34:23 |
Yeah, we kind of are. |
| 00:34:26 |
I didn't realize the Pretty Committee |
| 00:34:33 |
Hey, cool bag. |
| 00:34:35 |
It's a stereo. Fifty bucks, Spencer Gifts. |
| 00:34:39 |
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS |
| 00:34:49 |
- Oh, my God. That is so gross. |
| 00:34:56 |
[MUSIC STOPS] |
| 00:35:04 |
Are you sure it's okay for you |
| 00:35:06 |
Massie looks pissed. |
| 00:35:09 |
She's fine. I told her, you know... |
| 00:35:12 |
...I can't hang out with only her |
| 00:35:19 |
Yeah. She seems really jealous. |
| 00:35:24 |
I'll text her later. |
| 00:35:27 |
This is kind of random, |
| 00:35:30 |
None. |
| 00:35:32 |
Hey, maybe we could watch a movie |
| 00:35:35 |
...or something. |
| 00:35:38 |
That would be great. |
| 00:35:47 |
MRS. BLOCK: Hi there, everybody. |
| 00:35:50 |
So, Claire, you're coming |
| 00:35:53 |
- I'm sorry? |
| 00:35:55 |
Dylan, Alicia, Kristen. |
| 00:35:58 |
She wants me to come? |
| 00:35:59 |
MRS. BLOCK: Of course. |
| 00:36:01 |
Sorry, Todd, no boys. |
| 00:36:05 |
- Wow, I'd love to come. |
| 00:36:07 |
- Seven o'clock. |
| 00:36:11 |
- Maybe I'll invite my friends over too. |
| 00:36:15 |
Don't you? |
| 00:36:18 |
I'm really sorry, Layne. |
| 00:36:19 |
My parents have to go out Friday night, |
| 00:36:24 |
Maybe we can hang out another time? |
| 00:36:28 |
Great. Bye. |
| 00:36:34 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:36:36 |
- Isn't it awesome? |
| 00:36:38 |
No. |
| 00:36:40 |
Seriously, this is, like, |
| 00:36:43 |
- That's really cute. |
| 00:36:45 |
- Check it out. |
| 00:36:48 |
- Ew. |
| 00:36:49 |
Get rid of it. It's nasty. |
| 00:36:52 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 00:36:54 |
[MOUTHS] |
| 00:36:56 |
- Yeah, I... |
| 00:36:58 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:37:00 |
I'm here for the sleepover. |
| 00:37:05 |
MRS. BLOCK: |
| 00:37:07 |
Okay, girls, break's over. |
| 00:37:08 |
Clothes you're donating |
| 00:37:11 |
What auction? |
| 00:37:13 |
We host the OCD auction |
| 00:37:16 |
I know one local charity |
| 00:37:18 |
Massie, kitchen, now. |
| 00:37:22 |
- Hey, let's go down to the cabana. |
| 00:37:31 |
Mom. How could you do this to me? |
| 00:37:34 |
I told you |
| 00:37:37 |
- I didn't think you actually meant it. |
| 00:37:40 |
I did, but, Mom, you should see |
| 00:37:43 |
She's not this nice, sweet, innocent girl |
| 00:37:47 |
I know you, and there are always |
| 00:37:50 |
It'd be nice |
| 00:37:52 |
You need to take Bean for a walk. |
| 00:38:10 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:38:14 |
That's where we sleep. |
| 00:38:16 |
Come if you want. |
| 00:38:19 |
Or not. |
| 00:38:22 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:33 |
Okay, would you rather be A, |
| 00:38:36 |
...or B, a person with tons of friends |
| 00:38:39 |
Oh, easy. B. |
| 00:38:40 |
Definitely B. |
| 00:38:42 |
B all the way. |
| 00:38:44 |
[DOOR OPENS] |
| 00:38:45 |
ALICIA: |
| 00:38:47 |
Would you rather be a friendless loser... |
| 00:38:49 |
...or a person with tons of friends |
| 00:38:51 |
Um... |
| 00:38:53 |
I guess I'd rather be the friendless loser. |
| 00:38:56 |
Congrats, you got your wish. |
| 00:38:59 |
- Harsh. |
| 00:39:01 |
Claire, ever play Truth or Dare? |
| 00:39:03 |
- Ooh! |
| 00:39:05 |
- No, yeah, that would be... |
| 00:39:07 |
- Are you just gonna stand there all night? |
| 00:39:11 |
- Okay. |
| 00:39:12 |
Okay, someone ask me first. |
| 00:39:14 |
My house. Me first. |
| 00:39:16 |
Okay. |
| 00:39:17 |
Truth or dare? |
| 00:39:18 |
- Mm. Truth. |
| 00:39:21 |
Have you ever kissed a boy? |
| 00:39:23 |
No, you guys, that's stupid. |
| 00:39:25 |
No, but ask me after the auction |
| 00:39:30 |
- Ooh! |
| 00:39:33 |
Okay, Claire, truth or dare? |
| 00:39:35 |
- Dare. |
| 00:39:40 |
Um... I like a lot of people. |
| 00:39:44 |
Not just like. "Like" like, |
| 00:39:48 |
I don't know. |
| 00:39:50 |
If you had to pick. |
| 00:39:55 |
Well, I guess I don't really know anyone. |
| 00:40:02 |
Okay, there was |
| 00:40:06 |
He's got this shaggy blond hair, |
| 00:40:10 |
You mean Chris Abeley? |
| 00:40:11 |
That's the guy Massie |
| 00:40:14 |
Wait, is he your boyfriend? |
| 00:40:17 |
ALICIA: |
| 00:40:18 |
You in accelerated math? You're good |
| 00:40:21 |
Guys, stop talking about school. |
| 00:40:26 |
Can we just go to bed? |
| 00:40:36 |
[MAKING FARTING NOISE] |
| 00:40:37 |
Oh, my God. Claire, was that you? |
| 00:40:40 |
How embarrassing. |
| 00:40:41 |
[GIRLS LAUGHING] |
| 00:40:47 |
Funny, Leesh, I thought it was the sound |
| 00:40:51 |
DYLAN: |
| 00:40:54 |
Let's just go to sleep. |
| 00:41:17 |
Claire, wait. |
| 00:41:20 |
You don't have to go. |
| 00:41:22 |
Have to? |
| 00:41:24 |
I want to. |
| 00:41:25 |
Fine. Whatever. |
| 00:41:34 |
Should we make our lip gloss |
| 00:41:38 |
Or this recipe has both. |
| 00:41:39 |
Not peanut. Massie's allergic. |
| 00:41:41 |
Please. Nothing touches these lips |
| 00:41:45 |
- Chris Abeley. |
| 00:41:47 |
No, I mean Chris Abeley, he's here. |
| 00:41:49 |
What? |
| 00:41:53 |
LAYNE: Hey, Claire. |
| 00:41:56 |
Oh, Claire, meet my brother. |
| 00:41:58 |
Chris. We've met. |
| 00:42:00 |
We had a little run-in |
| 00:42:03 |
If you're looking for your girlfriend, |
| 00:42:06 |
My girlfriend lives across town. |
| 00:42:09 |
- But I thought your girlfriend was... |
| 00:42:11 |
Yeah, she's perfect, she's beautiful... |
| 00:42:14 |
...and they've been together |
| 00:42:17 |
It's sickening. |
| 00:42:20 |
MAN: Chris, if you wanna go riding, |
| 00:42:22 |
Oh, Chris, wait. |
| 00:42:27 |
[GASPING] |
| 00:42:34 |
There. |
| 00:42:35 |
Got it. |
| 00:42:37 |
Isaac! |
| 00:42:46 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:42:48 |
Hey. |
| 00:42:50 |
So how could you come to my house |
| 00:42:53 |
Sorry. My dad, he was in a hurry. |
| 00:42:56 |
How could you have not told me |
| 00:42:59 |
- Really? Since when? |
| 00:43:02 |
- We should invite Layne riding sometime. |
| 00:43:06 |
I could teach her. I'm a great teacher. |
| 00:43:09 |
Patient and compassionate and... |
| 00:43:11 |
- And modest. |
| 00:43:13 |
We should all hang out sometime. |
| 00:43:14 |
What are you doing with my hat? |
| 00:43:16 |
I'm gonna donate it |
| 00:43:18 |
- Better not. |
| 00:43:20 |
Actually, |
| 00:43:23 |
Oh. What better place to celebrate? |
| 00:43:38 |
[HORN HONKS] |
| 00:43:46 |
Layne, you're just the person |
| 00:43:49 |
- I am? |
| 00:43:51 |
I have so much to tell you. |
| 00:43:55 |
Layne. Layne. |
| 00:43:59 |
Layne. |
| 00:44:01 |
I tried to MySpace you last night, |
| 00:44:04 |
The thing is, I don't really have time |
| 00:44:08 |
...because I'm really busy, you know, |
| 00:44:11 |
But your brother's 15. |
| 00:44:13 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:44:14 |
Layne, are we still on |
| 00:44:18 |
For suresies. |
| 00:44:23 |
Whoa. Wait a sec. You and Massie? |
| 00:44:26 |
Since when do you |
| 00:44:28 |
Everyone wants to be friends |
| 00:44:30 |
Isn't that why you lied to me |
| 00:44:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:36 |
That's what I thought. |
| 00:44:38 |
Hey, Mass, wait up. |
| 00:44:40 |
Hey, Massie, wait up. Massie. |
| 00:44:43 |
Layne, enough with the all caps. |
| 00:44:45 |
Stop yelling. |
| 00:44:47 |
I told you not to talk to me at school. |
| 00:44:50 |
- But I thought we were friends now. |
| 00:44:54 |
Secret friends. Top-secret. |
| 00:44:56 |
Okay? |
| 00:44:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:01 |
Hi. |
| 00:45:03 |
Why were you talking to Layne Abeley? |
| 00:45:05 |
I was yelling at her for getting oatmeal |
| 00:45:07 |
Enough about Layne. |
| 00:45:09 |
I'm calling an emergency |
| 00:45:11 |
The field trip is in six days |
| 00:45:15 |
I've actually got somewhere to be |
| 00:45:17 |
Does it involve |
| 00:45:20 |
Oh, you could say that. |
| 00:45:22 |
Listen, tell you what. |
| 00:45:24 |
Meet at my house at 5, tell the girls. |
| 00:45:27 |
- Okay. Bye. |
| 00:45:30 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:45:33 |
Layne, come on, |
| 00:45:36 |
Sorry, this is her first time. |
| 00:45:39 |
Do you have |
| 00:45:43 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:45 |
FYI, you're only supposed to pick one. |
| 00:45:48 |
I think it'd be cool to have a different color |
| 00:45:53 |
Ah! Okay, hot. It's hot. |
| 00:45:56 |
You'll get used to it. |
| 00:45:57 |
Just stick your feet in and relax... |
| 00:46:00 |
...quietly. |
| 00:46:02 |
Okay. All right. Ow, ow, ow, ow. |
| 00:46:09 |
So tell me about Chris. |
| 00:46:13 |
Yeah, we're like besties. |
| 00:46:17 |
- So has he mentioned me? |
| 00:46:23 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 00:46:25 |
That tickles. |
| 00:46:35 |
[MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO] |
| 00:46:41 |
We're having a private meeting. |
| 00:46:44 |
If Mass ever shows. |
| 00:46:49 |
Claire, are you a bird? |
| 00:46:51 |
No. |
| 00:46:53 |
Then why is your suit so cheap? |
| 00:46:55 |
Cheap, cheap, cheap. |
| 00:46:57 |
Actually, Leesh, |
| 00:47:01 |
I'm surprised you couldn't tell. |
| 00:47:03 |
I've heard of Astrid. |
| 00:47:05 |
I read a whole article about her |
| 00:47:08 |
You mean, him? |
| 00:47:10 |
Seriously, what is taking Massie so long? |
| 00:47:12 |
This project is worth |
| 00:47:15 |
If I fail, |
| 00:47:19 |
Would it kill you to have a little fun |
| 00:47:22 |
With you? Probably. |
| 00:47:28 |
[SCREAMS] |
| 00:47:31 |
That was sweet. |
| 00:47:35 |
You guys should really come in. |
| 00:47:39 |
Why not? |
| 00:47:43 |
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON STEREO] |
| 00:47:45 |
[SCREAMING] |
| 00:48:10 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:48:11 |
[MUSIC STOPS] |
| 00:48:13 |
I thought we were having a meeting. |
| 00:48:15 |
Well, we were, |
| 00:48:17 |
I wasn't late, I was lost. |
| 00:48:20 |
Thank God |
| 00:48:22 |
...or I swear I would've never made it |
| 00:48:25 |
I seriously could've died out there. |
| 00:48:27 |
- Thank God you're safe. |
| 00:48:30 |
We would've never finished our project. |
| 00:48:32 |
Nice suit, Claire. |
| 00:48:34 |
It's an original Astrid. |
| 00:48:36 |
Unless Astrid means bargain-basement, |
| 00:48:41 |
...I don't think so. |
| 00:49:00 |
Hey. What's up? |
| 00:49:03 |
- Hey. |
| 00:49:04 |
Claire, Claire. |
| 00:49:07 |
What's wrong? What happened? |
| 00:49:09 |
Nothing. |
| 00:49:11 |
Did something happen at the pool? |
| 00:49:15 |
Was it Massie? |
| 00:49:18 |
- What did she do? |
| 00:49:20 |
If it's nothing, |
| 00:49:25 |
Either you tell me what's going on here |
| 00:49:28 |
Mom, no, please. You can't do that. |
| 00:49:31 |
It was a stupid misunderstanding. |
| 00:49:34 |
I'll talk to Massie about it. |
| 00:49:36 |
Why don't you go talk about it |
| 00:49:39 |
After dinner, once my homework's done. |
| 00:49:43 |
Fine, after dinner. |
| 00:49:44 |
Either you talk to Massie |
| 00:49:47 |
Okay? |
| 00:49:52 |
[DOORBELL RINGS] |
| 00:49:59 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:50:01 |
No, honey, she's not. Can I help you? |
| 00:50:04 |
I just needed to talk to her |
| 00:50:07 |
She just took Bean for a walk. |
| 00:50:10 |
Okay. |
| 00:51:47 |
I didn't realize Peter Pan |
| 00:51:50 |
I hope you get the part. |
| 00:52:22 |
Ew. What are you wearing? |
| 00:52:25 |
What are you wearing? I thought |
| 00:52:28 |
- Hey, Claire. |
| 00:52:36 |
Come on, Bean. |
| 00:52:59 |
Hey. |
| 00:53:01 |
- Todd. |
| 00:53:02 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:53:03 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:53:57 |
Even Mary-Kate knew |
| 00:54:01 |
Laundry day. |
| 00:54:06 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:54:08 |
Bean. Bean. |
| 00:54:13 |
Bean. |
| 00:54:15 |
Where are you, Bean? |
| 00:54:18 |
Shh. No barking and no pooping. |
| 00:54:23 |
I'll be back soon. |
| 00:54:39 |
TODD: |
| 00:54:44 |
Todd, stop doing that. |
| 00:54:46 |
She's got, like, a gazillion pictures. |
| 00:54:49 |
Don't you think she'd have one |
| 00:54:52 |
Don't worry. If this works, Massie will be |
| 00:54:56 |
- And put the pictures back. |
| 00:55:05 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:08 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:09 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:12 |
KRISTEN: Glambition. |
| 00:55:15 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:18 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:20 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:21 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:23 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:25 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:28 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:31 |
Secret for a secret? |
| 00:55:35 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:38 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:55:39 |
I have something |
| 00:55:45 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:48 |
CLAIRE: Okay. You know how I've |
| 00:55:50 |
Well, I've been hanging with Layne too. |
| 00:55:54 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:55:57 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:56:00 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:56:03 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:56:06 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:56:09 |
You know how I'm always worried |
| 00:56:12 |
It's not just because |
| 00:56:15 |
It's because I have poor parents. |
| 00:56:18 |
I'm on a scholarship at OCD. |
| 00:56:21 |
CLAIRE: |
| 00:56:24 |
But you live in the Montador building. |
| 00:56:29 |
KRISTEN: No, we live in |
| 00:56:32 |
You better not tell. |
| 00:56:35 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:56:36 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:56:37 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:56:39 |
It's Massie. She's back, she's coming. |
| 00:56:41 |
Go, go under the bed. Go. |
| 00:56:43 |
Bean. |
| 00:56:55 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:56:58 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:57:00 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:57:02 |
MASSIE: |
| 00:57:03 |
KRISTEN: |
| 00:57:05 |
[GROANS] |
| 00:57:13 |
We have to do something. |
| 00:57:16 |
- You have to go out there. |
| 00:57:19 |
You can play the "creepy little brother |
| 00:57:26 |
Todd, I'm serious. Help. |
| 00:57:29 |
If I do this, you owe me bigtime. |
| 00:57:43 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:57:46 |
Wait, this isn't the guesthouse? |
| 00:57:49 |
Oh, my God. Mom. |
| 00:57:52 |
Mom. |
| 00:57:54 |
What is going on? |
| 00:57:58 |
Thank God. |
| 00:57:59 |
Thank me. |
| 00:58:07 |
What's that? |
| 00:58:08 |
A letter to the West Law |
| 00:58:10 |
I'm thinking of filing a restraining order |
| 00:58:14 |
Why don't you talk |
| 00:58:17 |
After all, the monkey freak's her brother. |
| 00:58:19 |
Claire's not my BFF. |
| 00:58:21 |
Kristen asked her |
| 00:58:23 |
She gave me her extra racket. |
| 00:58:28 |
Yeah. That's what we always do. |
| 00:58:30 |
And since when can't you afford |
| 00:58:32 |
Nice, Mass, that's real nice. Thanks. |
| 00:58:34 |
Thanks a lot. |
| 00:58:36 |
What? |
| 00:58:38 |
Remind me |
| 00:58:41 |
If you're gonna weigh yourself, |
| 00:58:44 |
It must weigh 15 pounds. |
| 00:58:46 |
Which is nothing compared |
| 00:58:48 |
What is everyone's problem? |
| 00:58:50 |
Who are you |
| 00:58:52 |
By friends, do you mean us or Layne? |
| 00:58:56 |
I'm not friends with Layne Abeley. |
| 00:58:58 |
Hey, guys, what's going on? |
| 00:59:00 |
What's going on is a spot in our foursome |
| 00:59:03 |
- Wanna join us, Claire? |
| 00:59:07 |
Not anymore. |
| 00:59:13 |
Whoa, you... |
| 00:59:14 |
Wait a sec. |
| 00:59:20 |
Well? |
| 00:59:27 |
I'm in. |
| 00:59:32 |
GIRL 1: |
| 00:59:34 |
GIRL 2: I know. It was just... |
| 00:59:36 |
GIRL 4: |
| 00:59:38 |
GIRL 5: Thank you. |
| 00:59:41 |
GIRL 4: |
| 00:59:42 |
GIRL 6: |
| 00:59:52 |
Oh, my God, wait. Oh, my God. |
| 00:59:55 |
Hey, Mass. |
| 00:59:57 |
There's an empty seat here |
| 01:00:00 |
Um... No, that's okay. |
| 01:00:02 |
- Have you seen Jenna or Tricia? |
| 01:00:05 |
The only place I wanna sit |
| 01:00:08 |
I wouldn't be caught dead sitting with you. |
| 01:00:13 |
God, you really are a bitch. |
| 01:00:14 |
Sorry, no comprende. I don't speak loser. |
| 01:00:18 |
No hablas bitch. |
| 01:00:20 |
Mass, there's a free seat right here. |
| 01:00:29 |
Love the look. |
| 01:00:44 |
Where is everyone? |
| 01:00:46 |
They're in detention. Let's just go. |
| 01:00:53 |
Oh, wait. There they are. |
| 01:00:55 |
CLAIRE: |
| 01:00:56 |
We have to go shopping there. |
| 01:01:00 |
Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 01:01:01 |
That's gonna be so much fun. |
| 01:01:05 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:06 |
Can we just go? |
| 01:01:10 |
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYS |
| 01:01:17 |
ALICIA: |
| 01:01:19 |
You said you already had |
| 01:01:23 |
I do. These are for you. |
| 01:01:26 |
I can't. |
| 01:01:29 |
I spent all my allowance |
| 01:01:31 |
The one Lindsay Lohan |
| 01:01:34 |
So I'll pay. |
| 01:01:36 |
You'd buy me a dress? |
| 01:01:38 |
Actually, |
| 01:01:40 |
Dylan, Kristen or Massie? |
| 01:01:42 |
No, try Visa, MasterCard or Amex. |
| 01:01:44 |
Oh, and this is for you. |
| 01:01:48 |
- Your cell? |
| 01:01:49 |
- iPhone. |
| 01:01:52 |
Why? I'm not using it. |
| 01:01:53 |
I've erased all my info, |
| 01:01:56 |
We can't hang with you |
| 01:01:58 |
When we're done, |
| 01:02:01 |
- I don't know. I have to be home by 5. |
| 01:02:03 |
Trust me. It'll be worth it. |
| 01:02:14 |
- Okay. Oh, my God. |
| 01:02:18 |
Just shake it off. We shake it off. |
| 01:02:34 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:02:36 |
- Here. |
| 01:02:41 |
- You look good. |
| 01:02:43 |
It's cute. |
| 01:02:47 |
I think it's pretty. |
| 01:02:52 |
- I love it. |
| 01:02:55 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:03:00 |
Okay. |
| 01:03:19 |
Thanks, Leesh. Today was seriously, |
| 01:03:22 |
Where have you been? |
| 01:03:24 |
We have been worried sick. |
| 01:03:25 |
I called Layne, Massie. |
| 01:03:27 |
I sent your father out |
| 01:03:30 |
You called Massie? What did she say? |
| 01:03:32 |
She said you were probably out |
| 01:03:35 |
- Claire. |
| 01:03:37 |
We were shopping. Big deal. |
| 01:03:39 |
It's a big deal |
| 01:03:42 |
I needed a dress for the auction. |
| 01:03:44 |
Oh, what, from BCBG? |
| 01:03:46 |
We can't afford that. |
| 01:03:47 |
It's fine, Mom. Alicia paid. |
| 01:03:49 |
- No, Claire, that is not fine. |
| 01:03:52 |
For me to wear overalls |
| 01:03:55 |
We're not in Florida anymore, Mom. |
| 01:03:58 |
- Neither does your attitude. |
| 01:04:02 |
You're not hanging out |
| 01:04:05 |
Mom, you can't do that. |
| 01:04:06 |
Oh, yes, I can. |
| 01:04:07 |
If you continue with this attitude, |
| 01:04:11 |
...to go to that auction, |
| 01:04:15 |
[GROANS] |
| 01:05:29 |
Yes. |
| 01:05:37 |
So it's all in there. |
| 01:05:39 |
There's also four different flavors. |
| 01:05:41 |
Alicia, Kristen, Dylan and Massie. |
| 01:05:44 |
But you can get rid of the Massie |
| 01:05:48 |
Are you seriously trying |
| 01:05:51 |
You should feel bad. |
| 01:05:52 |
You guys ditched me for no reason, |
| 01:05:56 |
That's like turning down, I don't know, |
| 01:06:02 |
It's just wrong. |
| 01:06:03 |
You're the one who decided |
| 01:06:06 |
Since when? |
| 01:06:07 |
Since you started hanging out |
| 01:06:10 |
The only thing I've watched |
| 01:06:13 |
You told Alicia |
| 01:06:15 |
I never called Dylan fat. |
| 01:06:17 |
Yes, you did, two nights ago. |
| 01:06:20 |
No, I didn't, at least not to her face. |
| 01:06:22 |
Look, I'll prove it. See? |
| 01:06:23 |
She called me right after, 10:01. |
| 01:06:26 |
Two nights ago at 10:01, |
| 01:06:28 |
I missed the beginning of The Hills. |
| 01:06:30 |
But that doesn't make any sense. |
| 01:06:33 |
- Well, I didn't. |
| 01:06:37 |
- What you told me when? |
| 01:06:40 |
When you were mad at me |
| 01:06:42 |
Which, by the way, was totally selfish... |
| 01:06:44 |
...considering I waited an hour |
| 01:06:47 |
- When were you waiting for Chris Abeley? |
| 01:06:50 |
- We were IM'ing before that. |
| 01:06:59 |
But maybe someone else was. |
| 01:07:04 |
[PHONE RINGING] |
| 01:07:06 |
JUDI: |
| 01:07:10 |
- Hello? |
| 01:07:13 |
Hey. Hold on a sec. |
| 01:07:15 |
Todd, hang up the phone. |
| 01:07:19 |
Actually, it's not Todd, it's me. |
| 01:07:22 |
- Dylan? |
| 01:07:24 |
Oh, hey, Leesh. |
| 01:07:27 |
- Fun. |
| 01:07:30 |
Fun's over. |
| 01:07:33 |
Hijacking my IM, so not cool. |
| 01:07:36 |
So here's a little message for you. |
| 01:07:59 |
[GIRLS CHATTERING AND LAUGHING] |
| 01:08:01 |
Leesh. My mom will freak |
| 01:08:05 |
Okay, here. |
| 01:08:10 |
I'm excited. They're so cute. |
| 01:08:12 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:08:13 |
Okay, ready? One, two, three, go. |
| 01:08:17 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:19 |
- Oh, my God. |
| 01:08:21 |
Oh, my God. Adorable. |
| 01:08:22 |
I figured they're so much cuter |
| 01:08:24 |
Agreed. |
| 01:08:26 |
Oh, look, it says Glambition. |
| 01:08:27 |
- I heart this. |
| 01:08:30 |
Okay, girls. |
| 01:08:33 |
KRISTEN: |
| 01:08:36 |
Two tablespoons of honey, |
| 01:08:40 |
...four ounces of vanilla. |
| 01:08:41 |
- I need an honest opinion. |
| 01:08:44 |
Please, I know. |
| 01:08:46 |
The day of the auction |
| 01:08:48 |
As his practically girlfriend, |
| 01:08:52 |
I am now opening the floor |
| 01:08:55 |
- Oh, I know. You should bake him a cake. |
| 01:08:58 |
My mom always says the best way |
| 01:09:02 |
No, no. |
| 01:09:04 |
- And jump out. Yeah, that's great. |
| 01:09:07 |
- Please, that's ridiculous. |
| 01:09:09 |
Ridunkulous. |
| 01:09:10 |
Yeah, but it would be kind of cool |
| 01:09:14 |
You know, when you jump out. |
| 01:09:17 |
You know what? |
| 01:09:21 |
God, I'm a genius. |
| 01:09:26 |
Do you have a problem, Stare? |
| 01:09:28 |
No, my mom wanted to borrow an egg. |
| 01:09:30 |
An egg? Sure. |
| 01:09:34 |
Here you go. |
| 01:09:37 |
Catch. |
| 01:09:52 |
I am so back. |
| 01:09:57 |
Hey, what happened? |
| 01:09:58 |
Claire, wait a minute. |
| 01:10:02 |
Claire, what's wrong? |
| 01:10:03 |
CLAIRE: |
| 01:10:05 |
No, Claire. I let it go last time. |
| 01:10:08 |
Tell me what's wrong. |
| 01:10:10 |
[CRYING] |
| 01:10:11 |
Everything. |
| 01:10:12 |
This school, this house, |
| 01:10:18 |
She hates me, Mom. She hates me. |
| 01:10:20 |
She's been making my life miserable |
| 01:10:23 |
At first, you know, |
| 01:10:26 |
But then I was just hoping |
| 01:10:29 |
I tried everything. |
| 01:10:31 |
And I did some things |
| 01:10:34 |
I thought it was the only way. |
| 01:10:37 |
I thought it was the only way to... |
| 01:10:40 |
To what? |
| 01:10:43 |
Oh, Claire, listen to me. |
| 01:10:47 |
You're not in charge |
| 01:10:50 |
...or their actions, just yours. |
| 01:10:53 |
Maybe some of your actions |
| 01:10:59 |
You wanna tell me what you did? |
| 01:11:01 |
I can't. You wouldn't understand. |
| 01:11:06 |
Right, because I was never 12. |
| 01:11:10 |
Oh, honey. |
| 01:11:11 |
Whatever you did, |
| 01:11:15 |
But whatever it is, I guarantee you, |
| 01:11:19 |
It's worse. |
| 01:11:21 |
Be yourself, Claire, |
| 01:11:37 |
CLAIRE: |
| 01:11:47 |
Listen, Layne, I'm sorry for everything. |
| 01:11:51 |
For ditching you for the sleepover. |
| 01:11:54 |
For pretending to be friends with Massie. |
| 01:11:59 |
I don't know how to explain it, |
| 01:12:04 |
To be a part of that group. |
| 01:12:08 |
And the more they excluded me, |
| 01:12:15 |
The way people treat them... |
| 01:12:18 |
...the way that they can have anything |
| 01:12:23 |
...well, I guess I just wanted that too. |
| 01:12:29 |
I have no idea |
| 01:12:32 |
They just are. |
| 01:12:35 |
It's because they believe that they are. |
| 01:12:38 |
So other people do too. |
| 01:12:41 |
Even me sometimes. |
| 01:12:48 |
Can I please have your attention? |
| 01:12:50 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:12:55 |
Thank you. |
| 01:12:56 |
Now, who's ready |
| 01:13:01 |
Something that tastes |
| 01:13:07 |
I present to you Glambition. |
| 01:13:10 |
And now, our esteemed |
| 01:13:14 |
...Kristen Gregory. |
| 01:13:19 |
"Glambition is a new line |
| 01:13:22 |
...made entirely |
| 01:13:24 |
Over the next few weeks... |
| 01:13:26 |
...we will introduce to you |
| 01:13:28 |
...of body scrubs... |
| 01:13:30 |
...creams, glitters and cheek tints. |
| 01:13:32 |
Today, for the very low price... |
| 01:13:35 |
...of one for $6 and two for $ 10... |
| 01:13:38 |
...we are launching |
| 01:13:40 |
...which comes in four flavors: |
| 01:13:43 |
...vanilla and raspberry. |
| 01:13:45 |
Also known as Dylan, Alicia, Kristen... |
| 01:13:49 |
...and Massie." |
| 01:13:51 |
And you better hurry, |
| 01:13:56 |
Oh, sorry, Layne, |
| 01:14:02 |
I wish she'd swallow her tongue. |
| 01:14:16 |
It stings. |
| 01:14:17 |
My lips. |
| 01:14:21 |
GIRL 1: |
| 01:14:22 |
[CHATTERING] |
| 01:14:26 |
My lips are burning! |
| 01:14:27 |
GIRL 2: |
| 01:14:29 |
My lips are on fire. |
| 01:14:31 |
It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job. |
| 01:14:33 |
This is not funny. |
| 01:14:35 |
- Yes, it is. |
| 01:14:36 |
VINCENT: What's the problem? |
| 01:14:39 |
Okay, girls, please settle down. |
| 01:14:41 |
[VINCENT SCREAMING] |
| 01:14:43 |
I want my money back. |
| 01:14:45 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:14:46 |
My dad's gonna sue you. |
| 01:14:48 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
| 01:14:49 |
I'm gonna fail. Do something. |
| 01:14:51 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:14:57 |
GIRL 3: |
| 01:15:00 |
They made their makeup with peanuts? |
| 01:15:03 |
Everyone says they're popular, |
| 01:15:07 |
[PHONE BEEPING] |
| 01:15:17 |
Layne, your oatmeal. I need it. |
| 01:15:19 |
Okay. |
| 01:15:21 |
Everybody, listen up. |
| 01:15:23 |
I have oatmeal. |
| 01:15:25 |
We don't need oatmeal. We need help. |
| 01:15:27 |
Yeah, help us. |
| 01:15:28 |
Since when do you help the |
| 01:15:30 |
Since everyone's lips are inflating |
| 01:15:33 |
This will help. |
| 01:15:35 |
Here you go. |
| 01:15:39 |
Take it. I know it's gross, take it. |
| 01:15:43 |
[SIGHS] |
| 01:15:44 |
Thank God. |
| 01:15:46 |
Thank you so much, Claire. |
| 01:15:49 |
My lips are my best feature. |
| 01:15:51 |
KRISTEN: |
| 01:15:55 |
I just wanted to say thanks |
| 01:15:58 |
Yeah, who would've thought? |
| 01:16:00 |
Zero to hero, |
| 01:16:04 |
Looks like you made some friends. |
| 01:16:06 |
Look, you don't have to be nice |
| 01:16:08 |
I wasn't going to, it's just... |
| 01:16:11 |
I'm glad I told you my secret... |
| 01:16:13 |
...instead of Massie. |
| 01:16:15 |
Kris, could use your help back here. |
| 01:16:18 |
After all, you are Glambition's president. |
| 01:16:20 |
This was all your idea. |
| 01:16:23 |
KRISTEN: |
| 01:16:24 |
Yeah. See you. |
| 01:16:30 |
So I'm thinking... |
| 01:16:33 |
...oatmeal flavor might be a bestseller. |
| 01:16:43 |
MAN 1: |
| 01:16:45 |
It's good to see you. Thanks for coming. |
| 01:16:49 |
WOMAN: |
| 01:16:52 |
Oh, beautiful. Great to see you. |
| 01:16:55 |
How are you? |
| 01:16:56 |
Good to see you. All right, have fun. |
| 01:17:01 |
MAN 2: |
| 01:17:07 |
Layne. |
| 01:17:09 |
- Wow, you look awesome. |
| 01:17:13 |
Does everyone party like this |
| 01:17:16 |
Well, no one throws a party |
| 01:17:20 |
Oh, hey. |
| 01:17:21 |
Hey. |
| 01:17:22 |
CLAIRE: |
| 01:17:23 |
Thanks. |
| 01:17:26 |
- Nice to meet you. |
| 01:17:28 |
- Hey, Fawn. |
| 01:17:29 |
- All right, we'll see you guys later. |
| 01:17:34 |
Wow. |
| 01:17:35 |
Not even Massie could compete with her. |
| 01:17:37 |
She's beautiful. |
| 01:17:39 |
Yeah. |
| 01:17:40 |
Speaking of Massie... |
| 01:17:44 |
It looks so awesome. |
| 01:17:46 |
[CHATTERING] |
| 01:17:49 |
MASSIE: |
| 01:17:50 |
ALICIA: |
| 01:17:52 |
- That's so cute. |
| 01:17:54 |
KRISTEN: |
| 01:17:55 |
Yeah, Chris Babely |
| 01:17:57 |
A hundred dollars says tonight |
| 01:18:01 |
And maybe my second and third too. |
| 01:18:03 |
ALICIA: |
| 01:18:05 |
That's adorable. Oh, my God. |
| 01:18:06 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. |
| 01:18:10 |
And sold for $ 15,000. Thank you. |
| 01:18:17 |
I wish we could bid on something. |
| 01:18:20 |
Think there will be anything |
| 01:18:25 |
Oh, hey. |
| 01:18:26 |
MRS. BLOCK: |
| 01:18:28 |
Still no Massie. |
| 01:18:30 |
Maybe the wicked witch of Westchester |
| 01:18:34 |
I'll be right back. |
| 01:18:37 |
CLAIRE: |
| 01:18:39 |
The dresses. |
| 01:18:40 |
My parents thought |
| 01:18:42 |
And your cell phone's in there too. |
| 01:18:44 |
By the way, |
| 01:18:47 |
You got closer than I ever did. |
| 01:18:49 |
MRS. BLOCK: |
| 01:18:54 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:18:56 |
For what it's worth, |
| 01:18:59 |
MRS. BLOCK: |
| 01:19:01 |
Thanks. |
| 01:19:03 |
MRS. BLOCK: |
| 01:19:05 |
Where's Massie? |
| 01:19:06 |
- because we have |
| 01:19:09 |
Chris Abeley, this one's for you. |
| 01:19:20 |
[LAUGHS] |
| 01:19:27 |
CLAIRE: I think it'd be nice if someone... |
| 01:19:29 |
...said a few words about Chris. |
| 01:19:34 |
I think I'd like Fawn, Chris's girlfriend... |
| 01:19:37 |
...to please come up. |
| 01:19:38 |
Chris's girlfriend, Fawn, come up here. |
| 01:19:43 |
Fawn? Girlfriend? |
| 01:19:49 |
Um... |
| 01:19:50 |
I really don't know what to say. |
| 01:19:53 |
Chris and I met back in the seventh grade, |
| 01:19:56 |
- I wasn't really that interested... |
| 01:20:00 |
FAWN: |
| 01:20:03 |
He has a girlfriend? |
| 01:20:04 |
FAWN: When he didn't hit me in the face |
| 01:20:07 |
...I knew he was the one. |
| 01:20:08 |
Happy birthday, babe. |
| 01:20:10 |
I love you. |
| 01:20:15 |
I think I'm gonna barf. |
| 01:20:24 |
Is it possible to actually die |
| 01:20:28 |
If it were, I'd be dead a long time ago. |
| 01:20:36 |
They fall off all the time, the charms. |
| 01:20:39 |
Mm-hm. |
| 01:20:41 |
MASSIE: |
| 01:20:43 |
Thanks, you know, |
| 01:20:46 |
You didn't have to do that. |
| 01:20:49 |
I know. |
| 01:20:51 |
Then why did you? |
| 01:20:54 |
Because I'm not you. |
| 01:20:58 |
That was you, right, |
| 01:21:00 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:02 |
Why? |
| 01:21:03 |
You could've been the hero. |
| 01:21:06 |
I don't know. I wanted to. |
| 01:21:09 |
Come on, what about all the other times |
| 01:21:13 |
You don't get it, Claire. |
| 01:21:14 |
You're right, I don't. |
| 01:21:16 |
Look how quickly my friends |
| 01:21:19 |
Yeah, so, what, |
| 01:21:23 |
I mean, come on. |
| 01:21:30 |
Me? To who, you? |
| 01:21:35 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 01:21:38 |
Hey, the singing stopped. |
| 01:21:42 |
Well, I better go find the girls. |
| 01:21:44 |
It's not really a party without me. |
| 01:21:47 |
This is going to sound totally weird, |
| 01:21:50 |
It's for my brother. |
| 01:21:52 |
How can you two be related? |
| 01:21:55 |
I know. |
| 01:22:06 |
Here. |
| 01:22:08 |
And for the record, I'd pick A too. |
| 01:22:11 |
What's A-2? |
| 01:22:13 |
I'd rather be a friendless loser... |
| 01:22:15 |
...than have a bunch of friends |
| 01:23:11 |
Did you have fun tonight? |
| 01:23:12 |
Actually, I did. |
| 01:23:15 |
Who gave you the flower? |
| 01:23:16 |
Believe it or not, Massie did. |
| 01:23:19 |
Not sure how long it'll last, |
| 01:23:23 |
Are you talking about the flower |
| 01:23:26 |
Both. |
| 01:27:46 |
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