Club Dread

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00:01:10 [Screaming, Laughing]
00:01:18 I can't believe
00:01:20 [Mock English Accent]
00:01:23 Oh, cut it out, Rolo. God!
00:01:26 Give me a break. Sissy Brit.
00:01:28 - Who the hell talks like that?
00:01:31 - You're such a jerk, Rolo.
00:01:34 [Chuckles]
00:01:37 - Ow!
00:01:39 while I torch this baby,
00:01:43 Oh.
00:01:54 - [Chuckling]
00:01:59 - Hey, what about my nipples?
00:02:03 A peeper, huh?
00:02:06 - Rolo, I'm serious. It creeped me out.
00:02:10 I know a place more private...
00:02:12 - and romantic.
00:02:15 Ow!
00:02:20 Check it out.
00:02:22 - What do you think?
00:02:27 Should we be doin' this here?
00:02:29 I mean, isn't this, like,
00:02:32 What? No, they're dead.
00:02:37 You got any objections, Ricky?
00:02:39 [Spanish Accent]
00:02:44 - [Laughing]
00:02:47 There he is again.
00:02:50 This guy's gonna be
00:03:02 - [Yells]
00:03:05 Stacy, this guy doesn't even have teeth.
00:03:10 - [Chuckling]
00:03:12 [Both Scream]
00:03:14 Watch the hair, asshole!
00:03:16 - [Stacy Laughing]
00:03:19 - [Roars]
00:03:22 [Gasps, Laughs]
00:03:26 Who needs a love potion?
00:03:30 Ow!
00:03:31 So, where are we gonna do this?
00:03:34 I don't wanna get caught
00:03:41 Let's at least go inside
00:03:44 Mm-hmm.
00:03:51 - Wow.
00:03:53 - Wow.
00:03:55 [Laughs]
00:03:58 [Yelling]
00:04:00 [Grunting, Laughing]
00:04:04 Oh. Looks like
00:04:08 [Both Moaning]
00:04:16 - [Door Closes]
00:04:18 [Rolo]
00:04:23 It was probably just the wind.
00:04:27 Okay, we're back in.
00:04:29 - [Rolo Chuckles]
00:04:31 Heads or tails?
00:04:34 - Mmm... heads.
00:04:39 - What's "tails"?
00:04:44 [Moaning]
00:04:49 [Sword Unsheathing]
00:04:51 What is it? Too waxy?
00:04:54 Shh. I heard something.
00:04:57 Was it, um,
00:05:00 [Chuckles]
00:05:02 Say, what do you think about smacking
00:05:08 Not hard.
00:05:10 [Chuckles]
00:05:12 - No.
00:05:16 - No!
00:05:18 - It's not like I'm asking you
00:05:21 - Just slug me.
00:05:36 - Over here!
00:05:51 [Gasping]
00:06:03 [Screaming]
00:06:09 [Panting]
00:06:18 - ##[Reggae, Distant]
00:06:29 [Gasps]
00:06:52 - [Horn Blowing]
00:07:02 [Man]
00:07:19 ## [Continues]
00:07:23 [Over P.A.] Welcome to Pleasure Island!
00:07:28 Put your bags down and meet me
00:07:32 Are you ready
00:07:37 Yeah, fiesta time!
00:07:44 - Buenos dias! Lars Brunckhorst.
00:07:47 - Welcome to the island.
00:07:50 [Man]Are you ready to party?
00:07:54 Party!
00:07:59 - Hey, Lars Brunckhorst.
00:08:03 - Lars Brunckhorst.
00:08:08 - Follow the officer. Follow the officer.
00:08:10 Whoo-hoo! Welcome
00:08:14 Now, you are here to have fun.
00:08:17 If you choose not to have fun,
00:08:20 [Cheering]
00:08:22 Whoo-hoo!
00:08:26 All right, let's go have some fun
00:08:28 - Left, right! Left, right!
00:08:31 - Nice fuckin' hat, pussy!
00:08:35 Ooh, sorry. You know how it is.
00:08:38 Let me know
00:08:40 [Chuckles]
00:08:48 Hey, you. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:08:52 Yeah, all right. Go on.
00:08:57 [Woman] Who wants drinks?
00:08:59 - [Man] Yeah, I like that!
00:09:06 Hey, Dave. Hey, Carlos.
00:09:08 - Hola, Kelly.
00:09:12 I know ex-actly what you need.
00:09:14 - There you go.
00:09:17 If anyone else is eager
00:09:21 I'll be around this e-vening...
00:09:23 - and we'll be ex-pecting them.
00:09:27 Put it on my tab.
00:09:29 - Hey, at least give me
00:09:31 They're so spoken for.
00:09:36 [Mouthing Words]
00:09:39 We're gonna go for a quick romp
00:09:42 [English Accent]
00:09:44 I have to play tennis soon,
00:09:47 that stretch of the jungle gives me an
00:09:51 Sweet Jesus,
00:09:54 - [Gasps]
00:09:56 You were just telling me
00:09:58 [Stacy]
00:10:01 [Man Over P.A.]
00:10:04 - your host and rock and roll's
00:10:07 Coconut Pete!
00:10:09 [Applause]
00:10:13 [Coconut Pete]
00:10:15 [Man Over P.A.]
00:10:33 I love you, Coconut Pete!
00:10:35 Oh! Well, I guess
00:10:40 - [Cheering]
00:10:44 I guess you also know
00:10:48 into a beautiful reality.
00:10:51 - This gorgeous group of people
00:10:55 And they're here to take care of you
00:11:01 Now, you came here to
00:11:03 and we're gonna hold you to it.
00:11:06 Your cell phones won't work here.
00:11:08 and most importantly of all,
00:11:12 [Cheering]
00:11:14 [Horn Blowing]
00:11:18 [Blowing Whistle]
00:11:22 What are the charges, officer?
00:11:25 For keeping these people from enjoying
00:11:28 - [Cheering]
00:11:31 Well, you heard the man.
00:11:34 Last one in
00:12:00 [Animals Chittering]
00:12:13 - [Screams]
00:12:15 - [Panting]
00:12:18 Yeah. That thing just scared me a little.
00:12:22 It's just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.
00:12:25 These two idiots were trying to hump him,
00:12:29 - I'm Jenny.
00:12:31 I'm a little lost.
00:12:33 You look familiar.
00:12:37 Oh, yeah. Um, well, no.
00:12:39 Huh.
00:12:42 - Uh, Nome, Alaska?
00:12:45 I guess you just have
00:12:48 - [Chuckles]
00:12:51 But you better hurry.
00:12:54 ## [Reggae]
00:12:58 [Man] Oh, Manny,
00:13:00 Oh, dude.
00:13:02 Hot dudes lookin'
00:13:04 Yeah!
00:13:07 - Okay, maybe later. Yeah.
00:13:10 Oh, dude, look at that one, dude.
00:13:13 - Look at that little cheetah.
00:13:16 - [Grunting]
00:13:25 - Jackie O'Tripod.
00:13:28 Oh, dude, check out that
00:13:30 Oh, dude, come on.
00:13:33 - Do you want to be drilled by Manny?
00:13:35 [Laughing]
00:13:37 - 12:00 noon.
00:13:40 I know that chick.
00:13:43 - A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics.
00:13:46 She's the one in the way back.
00:13:48 Dude, she was. But then the chick
00:13:51 so she got promoted to palm tree.
00:13:54 And then Amy Aerobics died, and so
00:13:56 - She's the new Amy Aerobics!
00:13:59 - What did she die of?
00:14:03 [Both Laughing]
00:14:05 What's up?
00:14:08 - I don't think so.
00:14:10 Oh! Whoo! Hey.
00:14:13 - Lars Brunckhorst. I'm the new masseur.
00:14:16 - I'm Jenny.
00:14:18 - And this is Yu.
00:14:22 - [Chuckles]
00:14:25 - Yeah.
00:14:27 Inga had some great moves.
00:14:30 Ooh.
00:14:34 - [Chanting]
00:14:39 Oh, God.
00:14:43 - Who's the fucking hippie?
00:14:45 Hey, get your own margy.
00:14:47 - It's not for me.
00:14:52 We swapped out a six-foot
00:14:55 - I'm six-one.
00:14:57 Oh, don't worry about him.
00:14:59 He's Coconut Pete's nephew, so he
00:15:03 At least assault
00:15:05 - [Whistle Blowing] Who wants to limbo?
00:15:07 [Cheering]
00:15:13 I'll show you the ropes
00:15:16 Look for me.
00:15:21 [Roy]
00:15:23 - Dude, whatever.
00:15:26 [Chattering Continues, Indistinct]
00:15:28 - Bend it, don't break it.
00:15:33 - ## [Dance]
00:15:54 [Man]
00:15:56 Chug it down for me!
00:15:58 [Man Over P.A.] Hey, what's up there,
00:16:01 Here comes Coconut Pete!
00:16:04 [Cheering]
00:16:08 Hey, am I go. You must be Lars.
00:16:10 Coconut Pete. Hey, man, I really appreciate
00:16:15 Pleasure's all mine. Say, I hear
00:16:18 Is that a tranquillity blouse?
00:16:21 Yeah, it is. It's actually the same one
00:16:24 "Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations"?
00:16:27 I read a 1977 interview
00:16:29 the teal and blue really kept
00:16:32 That sounds like something
00:16:35 I guess nobody told you, but, uh...
00:16:37 you're supposed to wear
00:16:40 Oh, yeah, they did, but it's actually
00:16:42 and it was kind of
00:16:45 just put the goddamn thing on.
00:16:48 Oh, yeah.
00:16:52 - Thanks, Hank.
00:16:56 - You see the beautiful flower
00:17:00 [Coconut Pete]
00:17:02 She said she saw you in Tucson
00:17:10 Excuse me, but weren't you
00:17:14 U of A, '99?
00:17:17 - Yeah!
00:17:19 Don't tell me... 15th row.
00:17:23 - Fourteenth row!
00:17:28 Well, hey, how about the grand tour?
00:17:31 - Yeah, sure.
00:17:37 Hey, buddy!
00:17:40 Ah, Jesus Christ!
00:17:43 I was doubles partners
00:17:47 I'm the one who taught 'Dre
00:17:50 If you can believe it,
00:17:54 Wow. That's interesting.
00:17:57 - Yeah, it's... Well, it's...
00:17:59 - Give me a Drambuie, neat.
00:18:02 Well, all alone, huh? Well, don't worry.
00:18:06 Actually, I was quite engaged
00:18:10 Yeah, I heard you. Something about, uh,
00:18:13 You know, we have that game in the States
00:18:17 I beg your pardon? Excuse me,
00:18:21 Oh, come on! If there's grass
00:18:23 Right, guv'nor?
00:18:30 Mmm!
00:18:33 Legalize it!
00:18:38 [Man Over P.A.] Hey, late night fun
00:18:40 - And don't forget your condoms.
00:18:44 Hey, what, are you dancing alone?
00:18:47 - [Gasps]
00:18:49 Whoo! I now pronounce you
00:18:53 You owe me one, bro.
00:18:56 Uh, may I kiss the bride?
00:18:59 - Um... do you work here?
00:19:02 I'm Juan Castillo.
00:19:06 Like, cliffs, or-or...
00:19:08 Cliffs, rocks, boards.
00:19:13 Oh, that is a beautiful name.
00:19:17 Peenalop.
00:19:21 Um, thank you.
00:19:24 So, tell me, what brings you
00:19:28 Oh, oh. I'm on spring break.
00:19:32 Oral Roberts?
00:19:37 'Cause, well,
00:19:39 Or am I thinking of a Dirty Sanchez?
00:19:45 - I don't know what that is.
00:19:49 - [Gasps] Oh, my God!
00:19:53 A very magical place.
00:20:11 - Hey.
00:20:14 Make it quick.
00:20:38 [Clattering]
00:20:59 Goddamn monkeys.
00:21:07 [Muttering In Spanish]
00:21:18 - [Twig Snaps]
00:21:20 Carlos, these knives are filthy.
00:21:24 Manana.
00:21:26 [Sighs]
00:21:34 - [Spanish]
00:21:54 [Gasps]
00:21:57 - [Screaming]
00:22:26 - Whoo-hoo!
00:22:30 - All right!
00:22:32 Play "Margaritaville."
00:22:34 [Applause Stops]
00:22:38 Excuse me?
00:22:40 Play "Margaritaville."
00:22:43 Darlin', I think you’re referrin'
00:22:47 No, "Margaritaville. '
00:22:53 I think you mean "Pina Coladaburg."
00:22:56 A little song I wrote
00:22:59 before "Margaritaville"
00:23:02 Of course,
00:23:05 you weren't even born yet!
00:23:07 - [Mock Laughter]
00:23:10 - I don't need this shit.
00:23:12 Fuck that guy!
00:23:14 Mother motherfucker!
00:23:17 - ## [Dance]
00:23:20 [Moaning]
00:23:23 - [Laughs] God!
00:23:26 Give me a heads-up
00:23:28 It's just a habit. I could see
00:23:31 What can I say?
00:23:36 - [Chuckles]
00:23:39 Uh... So, uh, I guess
00:23:43 Congratulations.
00:23:45 Uh, yeah. Amy Aerobics
00:23:49 It was awful.
00:23:51 But I'm still really psyched.
00:23:55 - That's great.
00:23:59 I will be glad to never
00:24:02 Yeah, it must be tough
00:24:04 Oh, yeah.
00:24:06 # Crab legs, crab legs
00:24:13 Hey, you guys ever hear the story
00:24:16 [All]
00:24:19 [Chuckles]
00:24:21 Yeah, I don't know.
00:24:24 - No. No, it's not.
00:24:28 All right, what the hell.
00:24:31 This must've been, like,
00:24:34 We had a kid working at the club
00:24:37 And one night...
00:24:42 this gorgeous woman comes
00:24:45 He's like, "Yeah. Why not?"
00:24:48 So they split. And as they started
00:24:51 further and further away
00:24:55 she starts asking him
00:24:57 does he believe
00:25:01 voodoo, zombies.
00:25:04 He's not too worried about it.
00:25:08 He just rolls right over,
00:25:10 But something doesn't
00:25:14 But he can't see shit. It's pitch black,
00:25:18 But then, boom!
00:25:21 A flash of lightning lights up the
00:25:25 Coletti looks around and sees
00:25:30 not only are all the other guys from
00:25:35 but he sees that
00:25:40 A cold, white...
00:25:42 - dirty-from-the-grave dead body.
00:25:46 And they say...
00:25:49 Phil Coletti calmly walked
00:25:52 found a machete...
00:25:54 and chopped those staff members
00:25:59 And they say
00:26:03 chopped his own dick off
00:26:07 Nobody ever saw him after that.
00:26:11 But from that point on...
00:26:13 Phil Coletti was forever known...
00:26:17 as Machete Phil.
00:26:19 Are you telling me there's some
00:26:24 All I 'm saying is I don't
00:26:28 'Cause you can hear him,
00:26:31 crying out...
00:26:34 "Where's my penis?
00:26:38 Where's my penis?
00:26:43 - And that boy was me!
00:26:58 You're an asshole,
00:27:03 - Anybody get laid tonight?
00:27:06 - I know I did.
00:27:08 Say, anybody seen
00:27:10 They're probably off screwing around
00:27:12 Well, shit. I'm gonna need somebody
00:27:17 Uh, yeah, sure.
00:27:19 What, cut up a couple
00:27:22 - Yeah, great.
00:27:25 We'll get some grass mini-skirts,
00:27:28 and, uh, everyone'll get laid.
00:27:30 - [Hooting, Laughing]
00:27:33 Is it too much to ask?
00:27:36 - Some of’ em aren't bad-looking.
00:27:49 Hola, Peenalop!
00:29:12 [Alarm Blaring]
00:29:14 [Panting, Gasping]
00:29:16 - [Women Laughing]
00:29:20 Change!
00:29:24 [Alarm Resumes]
00:29:31 - All right, 200 points. 200 points.
00:29:34 Oh, you're dead, fucker!
00:29:37 You're fucked!
00:29:40 - Ohh!
00:29:42 - Fuckin' worked!
00:29:47 Eat it, fuck-nut!
00:29:50 - Cue Pretzel.
00:29:53 Where's Pretzel?
00:29:55 Come on. Cue Pretzel.
00:30:00 Pretzel!
00:30:03 Hey, Pretzel!
00:30:07 - Hey!
00:30:13 [Moaning Continues]
00:30:15 Ocupado, bro. Go!
00:30:18 - [Mouthing Words]
00:30:25 Sorry, Cliff.
00:30:28 - I'm on break.
00:30:32 Shit.
00:30:35 [Moaning Continues Loudly]
00:30:38 Eh, yeah.
00:30:40 - Wait. What's your name?
00:30:44 - Bye.
00:31:13 - [Screams]
00:31:15 - [Mutters]
00:31:32 Whoa!
00:31:40 [Panting]
00:31:56 Huh?
00:32:03 [Groaning]
00:32:12 [Chattering, Laughing]
00:32:23 ## [Reggae]
00:32:28 - [Sword Unsheathes]
00:32:42 Hello?
00:32:50 [Yells]
00:32:55 [Chanting]
00:33:01 - Lars?
00:33:03 Oh. Sorry.
00:33:07 Wow. Qi Kung?
00:33:09 - Whoa!
00:33:13 - I guess you're not
00:33:16 I mean, bodywork's still my life,
00:33:19 Spent a little time in the Forum.
00:33:21 Did a little Falun Gong in Bang Chow.
00:33:24 - But you knowhow’s got
00:33:26 Coconut Pete.
00:33:29 Have a good time all the time.
00:33:31 - [Together] Always eat the worm.
00:33:33 - Sign our asses! Sign our asses!
00:33:37 - What do you know about Feng Chi?
00:33:43 - Snoring Panda.
00:33:45 Not to be confused
00:33:48 - the Leaking Turtle.
00:33:50 - Don't try that in public.
00:33:52 Hey, guys, I'm gonna
00:33:54 - You'll get plenty
00:33:58 Go ahead.
00:34:00 - Come on, hop!
00:34:03 It's all really about
00:34:05 We all have energy that flows through
00:34:08 So, what other buttons
00:34:10 Tian-Tu.
00:34:13 - [Moans]
00:34:16 [Moaning]
00:34:21 Damn!
00:34:24 Maybe I should
00:34:26 I don't know if
00:34:30 What the...
00:34:34 - Carlos?
00:34:36 - It's gonna be okay, dude.
00:34:41 [Jenny]
00:34:44 [Boat Departing]
00:34:45 Who's driving the boat?
00:34:50 You really never played
00:34:52 We had a cheap
00:34:56 - But, you know...
00:35:00 Are you trying to tell us something, boy?
00:35:03 Come on!
00:35:05 - You must come quick!
00:35:08 - [Whistle Blowing]
00:35:12 - # Follow the banana #
00:35:15 [Juan]
00:35:18 Cliff!
00:35:20 [Dave]
00:35:27 ["Game Over” Sound]
00:35:31 [Jenny]
00:35:33 I mean, who the fuck would wanna
00:35:36 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:35:40 - You're makin' a scene.
00:35:43 I know who it is. It's Machete Phil,
00:35:47 Cool it, Juanny. You know that's
00:35:50 Hey, it looks like
00:35:53 But you gotta see what
00:35:56 - [All Gasping]
00:35:59 [Chattering]
00:36:08 [Dave Reading]
00:36:10 Tell the guests and die"?
00:36:13 "'Cause everybody's looking
00:36:15 [Coconut Pete]
00:36:18 - We have to get off the island.
00:36:32 [Gasps]
00:36:43 Ahh! Okay.
00:36:45 Okay, the radio's smashed,
00:36:49 - No boats?
00:36:52 I don't know. L...
00:36:54 Looked like it was
00:36:56 - What? On its own?
00:36:59 It sure as shit was not
00:37:01 - We have jungle rats?
00:37:05 - Nothing. I mean, you saw the board.
00:37:07 We tell the guests there's some crazed
00:37:10 We're gonna have a hundred
00:37:13 What about the sign on Cliff?
00:37:16 I mean, that means
00:37:18 - [Overlapping Chatter]
00:37:20 Why are they coming after us?
00:37:23 - [Slurping]
00:37:30 Ahhh.
00:37:32 When you're all done with your little
00:37:37 'cause I'd like to
00:37:39 I thought it was time
00:37:43 - Hank?
00:37:46 - The head of security on all my tours.
00:37:49 He keeps aging hippies from stealing
00:37:52 It just so happens
00:37:55 Yeah, that's right. Headed
00:37:59 Single-handedly caught
00:38:02 - Who's the Minneapolis Mangler?
00:38:06 Pete, you are aware that
00:38:09 twenty beers a day
00:38:12 Hey, I was in Nicaragua, junior!
00:38:14 When you can stuff
00:38:17 and walk 20 clicks to an aid station...
00:38:19 after a knife fight with guerrilla
00:38:25 All right, since there's
00:38:28 - we're gonna have to catch this guy.
00:38:31 We couldn't even catch the bloody
00:38:34 You didn't ask me to catch
00:38:39 All right, now here's the plan.
00:38:41 You're gonna give this wing nut
00:38:45 - You're all gonna do your jobs.
00:38:48 How the hell are we
00:38:51 when somebody is killing the dick
00:38:54 - [Voices Overlapping]
00:38:57 You read the poem
00:39:01 I seen this a million times.
00:39:04 This guy's playing a game,
00:39:07 Just keep cool,
00:39:11 And when he does,
00:39:14 I'll be there
00:39:18 [Chuckling]
00:39:20 ## [Man Singing, Indistinct]
00:39:27 Come on, hit it!
00:39:29 Definitely not this guy.
00:39:32 Maybe. Maybe not.
00:39:34 What in the queen's wig
00:39:37 We've got a killer on the loose, and
00:39:40 The cut on that pear kid
00:39:44 Left to right! I'm looking
00:39:48 Oh. I see.
00:39:57 This is totally fucked up.
00:40:01 [Chuckles]
00:40:05 Hey, you know, I've been thinking
00:40:07 There's something
00:40:11 I just can't seem to
00:40:13 - Can you wrap your fingers around this?
00:40:18 ##[Continues]
00:40:24 - Hi, Juan.
00:40:26 - Hi. How are you?
00:40:29 Oh. L-I don't know what to say.
00:40:32 Well, say "thank you" and put it on.
00:40:34 All right, all right.
00:40:37 Thank you. L-I love it.
00:40:40 You wanna take a walk on the beach?
00:40:42 [Chuckles]
00:40:45 You know,
00:40:48 You know, um, the sand and water here,
00:40:52 [Yells]
00:40:58 I heard you were being
00:41:01 What you mean?
00:41:03 When you were
00:41:06 you were eating watermelon.
00:41:09 - How you find out about that?
00:41:15 [Both Moaning]
00:41:20 Hey, you-you know...
00:41:23 I think it's a good idea if we were
00:41:29 - Huh? The two of us.
00:41:40 Oh, you know, I forgot.
00:41:42 I'm supposed
00:41:50 - We checked every guest cabana.
00:41:53 Just pornography and
00:41:56 The guy in 14
00:41:58 A wooden Bible, huh?
00:42:00 That's a good job.
00:42:02 You go check on Yu. She's freakin' out.
00:42:04 New meat, you take over here.
00:42:06 Okay? Break!
00:42:07 Okay? Break!
00:42:09 - You'll be all right?
00:42:12 Sure.
00:42:18 - Shite. Shite. Not her best.
00:42:23 Hello, Pete.
00:42:27 "Hope They've Got Hammocks
00:42:31 Great.
00:42:33 And again, Peter.
00:42:37 You dirty bugger.
00:42:46 What's this?
00:42:53 Jesus, this is crazy!
00:42:55 Quiet, Yu.
00:42:57 Jenny, we cannot act like
00:43:00 There are guests everywhere.
00:43:02 No! You saw that board.
00:43:10 ## [Continues]
00:43:13 ## [Monkey Yell]
00:43:16 [Roy]
00:43:18 [Manny]
00:43:20 Hey, guys, I 'm gonna need you
00:43:23 Oh, good, 'cause I got
00:43:26 - I'm totally bake-ached.
00:43:30 - Idiots.
00:43:32 - [Twigs Snapping]
00:43:36 We're gonna make
00:43:40 [Whimpers, Screams]
00:43:42 Help!
00:43:45 Oh, my God!
00:43:51 [Screaming]
00:43:57 [Screams]
00:44:03 There's always one fuck-head like you...
00:44:06 trying to shit in the apple pie.
00:44:10 You just shat in the one apple pie
00:44:15 So why don't, uh, you and me,
00:44:17 [Screaming]
00:44:20 - [Gasping]
00:44:25 Oh, my God!
00:44:37 Shit!
00:44:46 Shit!
00:44:57 [Screams]
00:45:02 ## [Dance]
00:45:05 Amy's got some fantastic advice for
00:45:08 [Jenny On TV] Here are humans,
00:45:12 You're the girl, Ame!
00:45:15 Shoulders down.
00:45:18 - How are we looking, Dr. Wick?
00:45:21 Looking fantastic.
00:45:23 - [TV Shuts Off]
00:45:48 [Twigs Snapping]
00:46:00 Let's do the sun salute!
00:46:00 Let's do the sun salute!
00:46:03 Crab, crab, crab.
00:46:07 Crab, crab, crab.
00:46:10 Hey, let's dance.
00:46:13 - I heard one of our ski boats last night.
00:46:16 - I only heard it for a second, but...
00:46:18 If it is one of ours, this guy's got it.
00:46:21 to go lookin' for it unless you
00:46:24 - What?
00:46:30 Hey, I figured it out. I know where
00:46:34 You know that line, "Everyone's
00:46:38 - That's from one of your songs.
00:46:42 Yeah, it's off your album
00:46:45 - 1978?
00:46:49 What does this song
00:46:52 The name of the song
00:46:54 - Naughty Cliff. Naughty Carlos.
00:46:57 # Naughty Cal, Bongo and Tokey #
00:47:02 # Got tired of livin' on land #
00:47:05 # So the three amigos
00:47:08 - # And never were seen again#
00:47:12 # Bongo, the stoned crab
00:47:16 - # And fell and cracked his shell #
00:47:18 That's the line that was
00:47:28 I didn't know
00:47:30 How do you not know
00:47:32 I don't even remember
00:47:36 Shit, it was '78.
00:47:40 It was kind of a crazy time in 1978.
00:47:44 Oh, man, we had
00:47:47 # Bongo the stoned crab
00:47:51 # And fell and cracked his shell#
00:47:55 # Tokey was lost in a maze all night#
00:47:58 - ## [Continues]
00:48:00 "He fell and cracked his shell"?
00:48:04 Then "lost in a maze,"
00:48:11 So this guy is killing people
00:48:14 - This is insane!
00:48:16 What's the song about? I s there
00:48:21 Fuck no. I mean, uh,
00:48:24 It's a sea shanty. Naughty Cal's
00:48:28 and Tokey and Bongo
00:48:30 And they go on this adventure
00:48:34 - L-l-l...
00:48:38 # La-la-la-la
00:48:43 Maybe if I play it backwards.
00:48:46 # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, la-la-la-la #
00:48:50 - # Mango Bay #
00:48:53 # But a big bad orca
00:48:57 # Were guarding the riverbed#
00:49:00 - ## [Continues]
00:49:03 I mean, is it
00:49:06 Our lives depend on us interpreting
00:49:10 Please, don't hold back.
00:49:13 I'm not sensitive.
00:49:15 You know, I won about five fucking
00:49:17 H-How many gold records
00:49:20 - Let's see how it ends.
00:49:22 # That everybody's lookin'#
00:49:24 # To find their own paradise #
00:49:28 # But it ain't on Earth
00:49:33 # And someday we're all gonna die ##
00:49:37 - [Laughing Wildly]
00:49:40 Pete!
00:49:43 - Why? What did we do?
00:49:45 Yu and Hank are fucking dead.
00:49:48 You threatening me? 'Cause if you are,
00:49:52 Ay, puta!
00:49:54 [All Gasp]
00:49:56 [Putman Reading]
00:49:59 She was just trying
00:50:02 - [Sobbing]
00:50:05 [Insects Buzzing]
00:50:08 Yu?
00:50:15 [Crowd Booing]
00:50:24 Why are we doing
00:50:26 Because it's goddamn
00:50:29 Look what happened to Yu! Remember
00:50:33 So we're just gonna put
00:50:35 and march out there
00:50:37 - You got that? Lars, you're up.
00:50:40 [Cheering]
00:50:44 Lars Brunckhorst, everybody.
00:50:46 Lars is sporting
00:50:50 Only 19.95 at the gift shop.
00:50:54 [Sam] I'm tellin' ya, I got a bad
00:50:56 You are right. It all started
00:51:00 - Sam, it isn't Lars or any of us.
00:51:03 - I know why you’re defending him.
00:51:06 - Putman, pillow.
00:51:10 Oh, if it isn't
00:51:13 Pip, pip! Tallyho!
00:51:15 I got it. In that song...
00:51:18 Naughty Cal sings
00:51:22 Look at Putman!
00:51:25 - Hello?
00:51:30 No, no, no. We can't dismiss
00:51:32 What about the fact that
00:51:37 All right,
00:51:39 is the way
00:51:41 How do you kill someone
00:51:44 Octopus spelled backward is "supotco."
00:51:47 "Supotco"? No.
00:51:50 - Hmm. Shoe.
00:51:55 - Shh, shh, shh. Here he comes.
00:51:58 - Apparently, somebody's gonna
00:52:01 Okay, you guys, instead of
00:52:05 - Good idea.
00:52:09 - Um...
00:52:11 - Why don’t you and I
00:52:14 I'm not going out in the jungle
00:52:18 If you're the killer,
00:52:21 All right, stick to the shore.
00:52:24 The boats are probably
00:52:27 Or branches.
00:52:29 Thanks much, officer.
00:52:32 Aren't you taking any weapons?
00:52:35 - I have all the weapons I need.
00:52:37 Piss on that.
00:52:40 Thanks for doing this,
00:52:43 You're very brave.
00:52:57 Good luck, Putman.
00:53:02 Better believe I'll be keeping
00:53:16 [Chopping]
00:53:18 I know you guys are probably
00:53:23 but I think you’re gonna get
00:53:26 - [Insect Buzzing]
00:53:29 And most of it's just common sense.
00:53:32 I'm making my famous
00:53:35 Can anyone guess
00:53:38 Come on.
00:53:41 Coconut Pete's Paella?
00:53:45 The secret ingredient?
00:53:47 - Coconut... Pete's...
00:53:51 - Coconut?
00:53:54 Yes!
00:53:59 Jesus! You think Eddie Money
00:54:04 - [Chopping]
00:54:08 Goddamn it!
00:54:12 Jesus Christ.
00:54:15 I think Pete's under
00:54:17 I don't think
00:54:20 - What are you doing?
00:54:22 Just, uh, hanging around,
00:54:25 Calamari?
00:54:29 - Uh...
00:54:32 [Chuckles]
00:54:34 - Oh. Oh!
00:54:37 You're not afraid of
00:54:40 [Muffled]
00:54:44 When you're done here...
00:54:46 I want you to come inside
00:54:48 'cause I wanna
00:54:52 [Chuckles]
00:55:00 - [Spits Food Out]
00:55:07 Think about it, the octopus.
00:55:10 Look, she's a weird little chick,
00:55:12 But, look, it still
00:55:17 All right. There is only
00:55:21 ## [Romantic Latin]
00:55:28 - Don't be nervous.
00:55:31 Eh, I just want our first time
00:55:36 [Penelope Chuckles]
00:55:38 So I would say that
00:55:41 just, you know,
00:55:44 Or at least make it,
00:55:46 With those moves of yours, I bet
00:55:48 - Just, zip, and I'm out, right?
00:55:50 The whole reason we're hiding
00:55:53 - Oh.
00:55:55 - [Juan] Well, not too hard, I hope.
00:55:58 I remember when we first met, I was
00:56:00 Some local guy
00:56:03 [Grunting]
00:56:05 - Mmm.
00:56:07 [Knuckles Cracking]
00:56:10 - I haven't been entirely honest with you.
00:56:15 you don't really go
00:56:32 Aah!
00:56:34 [Sighs]
00:56:36 I just wanted to leave
00:56:41 What the fuck are you,
00:56:48 - [Yells]
00:56:51 I've never been
00:56:54 I mean, it's just so free.
00:56:58 Juan, I have spent
00:57:02 I just wanted to party
00:57:07 My coach, Orgrav,
00:57:10 He would hunt me down
00:57:14 - He's really scary some...
00:57:19 - You are a gymnast?
00:57:23 Oh!
00:57:29 - [Penelope Moaning Loudly]
00:57:32 [Juan]
00:57:37 [Both Moaning Loudly]
00:57:51 [Juan Moaning Loudly]
00:57:55 - [Penelope Screams]
00:58:01 I 'I I be right back.
00:58:06 [Moans]
00:58:13 Eh, I 'm still not sure.
00:58:15 I may need a few more hours
00:58:19 You asshole!
00:58:21 How would you like to be stuffed in this
00:58:24 - That is a great idea.
00:58:27 Shh! Here she comes!
00:58:36 What exactly
00:58:44 You know, Put...
00:58:46 during the Sung Dynasty, there was
00:58:51 And he once said
00:58:55 "If you love something, set it free.
00:58:58 - If it comes back to you..."
00:59:00 It's a bloody Hallmark card.
00:59:03 Just trying to help you, man.
00:59:07 Well, she has taken
00:59:11 But I have some...
00:59:17 What kind of man would I be if I sat
00:59:28 Do not underestimate me, Lars.
00:59:35 I know things you don't.
01:00:09 All right, Lars,
01:00:22 - [Whispering] Look what I found.
01:00:25 - Wow.
01:00:31 [Creaking]
01:00:40 Hey.
01:00:48 [Dave]
01:00:54 Oh, sick fuck.
01:00:57 Dear God in heaven.
01:01:03 [Snoring]
01:01:08 [Putman]
01:01:11 [Sword Unsheathes]
01:01:14 Oh, dear God!
01:01:16 [Whimpering]
01:01:28 - [Whimpering Continues]
01:01:31 [Grunts, Whimpers]
01:01:41 No!
01:01:45 - No!
01:01:48 - [Grunts]
01:01:54 - [Twig Snaps]
01:02:03 - You!
01:02:06 Now take that stupid bag
01:02:12 - What?
01:02:16 Hey...
01:02:20 - [Moaning Continues]
01:02:22 - [Babbling]
01:02:24 Putman! Wake up, Putman.
01:02:28 [Gasping]
01:02:32 ##[Reggae]
01:02:37 Farewell.
01:02:41 [Laughing, Chattering]
01:02:42 [Dave] Keep it clean,
01:02:44 That's a point!
01:02:47 Mira! The boat!
01:02:51 [Grunts]
01:02:56 - Whoo!
01:03:00 [Jenny]
01:03:02 Hang on to your kudos.
01:03:06 - Oh!
01:03:09 - What did you do to the propeller, man?
01:03:11 This is the one
01:03:14 Well, we could send a group
01:03:16 - We've got plenty of strong guys.
01:03:19 The riptide'll take you out to sea.
01:03:23 You'll be drinking your own urine
01:03:27 - Where's Putman?
01:03:30 He left last night.
01:03:32 - Oh, by "ran off"
01:03:35 What, did you really think we
01:03:39 - Sam, that's ridiculous.
01:03:41 Hey, look. Putman freaked out
01:03:46 Look, we went into your room
01:03:48 Mark David Chapman over here
01:03:50 - It's unbelievable!
01:03:54 A fan?
01:03:56 Look, nobody here
01:03:59 because Lars
01:04:02 Hey, look. I could never hurt
01:04:05 - I don't believe in violence.
01:04:07 I touch other people
01:04:09 Come on. I have an obligation
01:04:10 Come on. I have an obligation
01:04:12 - Ay! You are the fucking Fun Police!
01:04:16 - What the hell...
01:04:19 Now, we just get through one more night,
01:04:22 We’ll be all right. So, come on,
01:04:25 - and... mellow out.
01:04:29 I want to know what Lars's deal
01:04:32 Hey, I don't have to tell you shit,
01:04:35 You get a Fun-fucking warrant!
01:04:38 stay out of my
01:04:41 Come on!
01:04:47 Jenny, you know
01:04:51 Look, Lars,
01:04:53 - I'll bring you some magazine.
01:04:56 You familiar
01:04:58 No.
01:05:01 - You guys, this is totally fucked up.
01:05:04 if he’s the killer,
01:05:08 And if not,
01:05:13 [Bird Squawking]
01:05:18 Did it stink?
01:05:22 Oh, shit!
01:05:25 - Hey, you guys gonna be
01:05:29 We're just getting started.
01:05:33 [Laughs]
01:05:36 Any of you guys
01:05:39 Free drinks,
01:05:41 - Whoo-hoo!
01:05:54 - [Water Splashing]
01:05:57 Shit.
01:06:01 Oh, God!
01:06:04 [Whimpers, Groans]
01:06:06 [Muffled Scream]
01:06:11 [Snickers]
01:06:13 - You asshole!
01:06:16 I'm just young, dumb and full...
01:06:20 - What?
01:06:24 No, there's seriously
01:06:27 - What?
01:06:30 It's just my gigantic cock.
01:06:33 [Man On TV]Amy's got
01:06:35 - Oh, my God.
01:06:38 Dirk, get outta the pool!
01:06:41 - Huh?
01:06:43 - [Jenny] Hurry!
01:06:48 - Now! Get outta the pool!
01:06:50 - [Dirk Yelling]
01:06:53 - [Dirk Screaming]
01:06:57 [Electrical Breakers Banging]
01:07:04 Hey, help me!
01:07:09 [Screams]
01:07:12 - [Panting, Sobbing]
01:07:15 I can only assume this means
01:07:18 We got to get outta here! Dirk's dead!
01:07:20 He just got electrocuted in the pool!
01:07:23 Really? What was the look on his face?
01:07:27 [Quivering]
01:07:30 I just want to know if smoke
01:07:34 - [Shudders, Screams]
01:07:37 Running in circles through
01:07:40 Thank God you're not dead. Now,
01:07:42 - and get that auxiliary generator.
01:07:44 If Dirk just got killed,
01:07:52 All right now, be on guard.
01:07:54 Lars! Lars, we're here!
01:07:57 Oh, do give it a rest, Jen.
01:08:06 [Jenny]
01:08:08 He's far too large.
01:08:12 We gotta find Pete.
01:08:16 - [Sam] Pete!
01:08:21 Pete?
01:08:28 Pete?
01:08:31 You in here, Pete?
01:08:33 Peter! We need the key
01:08:37 - [Banging]
01:08:40 [Rattling]
01:08:45 [Rattling Continues]
01:08:51 - [Crashing]
01:08:54 - Damn it!
01:08:59 [Rattling]
01:09:04 - Who's there?
01:09:13 - [All Gasp]
01:09:17 I think there's a problem with the lights!
01:09:20 - Right?
01:09:23 All right,
01:09:27 We don't know for sure
01:09:29 And we don't know if he got out
01:09:32 What is it with you and Lars?
01:09:36 I mean, let's see.
01:09:39 You and Cliff, right?
01:09:41 Give me a break. I screwed Juan
01:09:45 Bloody hell, Jen!
01:09:48 All right, let's get back to the case.
01:09:50 Why don’t you drop
01:09:53 Oh, just as soon as you drop the "I've
01:09:57 Let me guess. You were in here
01:10:02 - What the fuck, man?
01:10:07 "Juan shows no signs
01:10:10 "that brought him to this institution.
01:10:12 "We believe him to be
01:10:16 and will be an excellent
01:10:19 - What did you do, Juan?
01:10:22 What the fuck did you do, man?
01:10:25 Costa Rican prison...
01:10:29 - Juan, we have to know.
01:10:33 - [Dave] What the fuck
01:10:37 - Tell us!
01:10:42 - [Screaming]
01:10:45 - [Jenny] Hey!
01:10:47 - [Sobs]
01:10:51 [Exclaims In Spanish]
01:10:56 - How could you do that?
01:11:00 I did not do this. I'm not a killer.
01:11:02 I did not do this. I'm not a killer.
01:11:03 What the fuck, man?
01:11:06 You want to know what I did?
01:11:09 Huh?
01:11:13 Juan Castillo...
01:11:17 for having sex with a goat.
01:11:21 All right?
01:11:24 What you want me to say?
01:11:26 We lived on a farm!
01:11:28 And I got lonely!
01:11:32 [Sobbing]
01:11:35 Oh, we were just
01:11:39 No, it wasn’t Juan.
01:11:41 It was Dave...
01:11:44 wasn't it?
01:11:46 You hated him
01:11:49 You see,
01:11:54 indeed,
01:11:57 was that David's parents...
01:11:59 were trampled to death
01:12:04 What the hell's
01:12:06 Everyone knows Dave's parents
01:12:09 - [Mouths Words]
01:12:12 - What? L... What?
01:12:17 He's my Uncle Petey.
01:12:20 You all saw him as...
01:12:23 a mellow island songster...
01:12:25 and a resort owner, but...
01:12:28 how many of you knew that he...
01:12:32 and that his favorite spice
01:12:36 How many of you knew that...
01:12:38 he was uncircumcised
01:12:41 Yes, that's all
01:12:44 But I’ll bet hind to horses...
01:12:47 that you inherit the island.
01:12:51 - The island is already mine.
01:12:55 Pete signed it over to me last week.
01:12:57 He was going back on the...
01:13:00 He was forming a super group...
01:13:04 Don Henley was gonna play drums!
01:13:09 He was gonna sell the island
01:13:13 But I told him l-I could handle
01:13:16 - [Bead Curtain Rustling]
01:13:20 No! No!
01:13:23 Pete.
01:13:26 Oh, my God! Pete!
01:13:30 - [Retches]
01:13:33 Bravo, Lars, bravo.
01:13:37 Very convincing.
01:13:40 - You fucker!
01:13:45 [Overlapping Shouts]
01:13:48 - Stop it!
01:13:50 - Let's lock him up again.
01:13:54 Stop it!
01:13:56 We're all gonna stay together,
01:13:59 Look, the boat
01:14:02 We'll go to the club,
01:14:04 and wait until the morning,
01:14:07 And we're gonna make it
01:14:26 Screw this, man!
01:14:28 [Laughs]
01:14:30 - [Dave] Ooh!
01:14:32 - Hey, I used a condom.
01:14:35 You told me
01:14:39 [Chuckles]
01:14:44 - I am sure you all understand.
01:14:48 You come anywhere near
01:14:51 Let's get outta here, Dave. Come on,
01:14:55 I don't think so.
01:14:57 [Crazed Laughing]
01:15:01 - Jenny, you're making
01:15:09 I'm still not sure what happened...
01:15:11 with all that dodgy business
01:15:15 But I'm plagued by the dreams.
01:15:19 I believe I'm safer on my own.
01:15:23 - Well, that plan went to hell.
01:15:25 [Lars] Well, at least
01:15:29 Jenny? Jenny?
01:15:31 [Chuckles]
01:15:36 - [Clicks]
01:15:38 ## [Hip-hop]
01:15:41 [Cackling]
01:15:55 Damn it!
01:15:57 I don't care if I have to carve a spear
01:16:01 - Shh, shh, listen.
01:16:03 - I'm so sick of running from this...
01:16:06 I thought
01:16:08 - [Distorted]# Naughty Cal#
01:16:12 - # Bongo and Tokey
01:16:16 # So the three amigos
01:16:19 # Never were seen... #
01:16:22 [Jenny] God!
01:16:31 - [Screaming]
01:16:35 [Record Repeating]
01:16:39 - # We're all gonna die #
01:16:48 Oh, my God!
01:16:52 [Gasps]
01:16:54 Quick, under the bed,
01:16:57 - Go, go! Hurry!
01:17:01 - Go, go, go, go, go!
01:17:05 - [Grunts]
01:17:07 - Hurry! Come on!
01:17:09 What are you doing?
01:17:12 - [Chanting]
01:17:14 - Come on!
01:17:17 - Lars, come on! He's coming!
01:17:20 - Oh, my God!
01:17:23 - He's coming!
01:17:26 [Chanting, Grunts]
01:17:28 - Whew!
01:17:30 Is that how you escaped
01:17:33 Why don’t you
01:17:35 Is that a fat joke?
01:17:38 What the hell?
01:17:42 - What the hell, Jenny?
01:17:46 [Gasps, Shuddering]
01:18:26 [Grunting]
01:18:30 Putman! It was you?
01:18:33 - What? What was me?
01:18:36 Oh, you actually believe that
01:18:40 Then what are you doing here?
01:18:42 Well, l just popped by to say...
01:18:45 - Uh...
01:18:48 Really, Jenny, there's a
01:18:52 Well, you see, it seemed like
01:18:55 Well, I... You know how good I think
01:18:59 - No!
01:19:04 - Where's the key?
01:19:06 Lock the door!
01:19:08 [Gasps]
01:19:11 Broken?
01:19:13 You've manacled me to my deathbed,
01:19:17 - I'm so sorry.
01:19:21 Quickly!
01:19:25 - [Lars] Go! Go! Yeah!
01:19:30 [Jenny]
01:19:33 - [Whimpering]
01:19:36 Machete Phil! I knew it!
01:19:41 - [Groans]
01:19:45 - Oh...
01:19:48 - Go.
01:19:51 - Go, dear Jen. Go.
01:19:53 [Sobs]
01:19:55 Namaste.
01:19:58 Fuck off!
01:20:00 - Come on.
01:20:03 I'm sorry.
01:20:06 - [Grunts]
01:20:08 [Groans]
01:20:12 [Putman]Ahhh, you!
01:20:17 - Doesn't surprise me a bit, really.
01:20:20 - Who is it?
01:20:24 But it's not yet game, set...
01:20:27 - [Blade Slicing]
01:20:30 - [Slicing Continues]
01:20:35 - [Whimpering Sob]
01:20:37 [Body Thuds]
01:20:39 - [Creaking]
01:20:47 [Footsteps Continue]
01:20:49 - [Clattering]
01:20:55 [Footsteps Continue]
01:21:02 - [Footsteps Stop]
01:21:09 [Footsteps Resume]
01:21:18 [Mouthing Words]
01:21:22 [Footsteps Fading]
01:21:27 [Door Closes]
01:21:35 Soap, please.
01:21:39 - [Whooping, Shouting]
01:21:51 Hey! Nice helmet, Lars!
01:21:54 About time you two perverts
01:21:56 [Burke]
01:22:02 Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:22:16 - What the fuck?
01:22:21 Oh, God!
01:22:26 - We're all gonna die!
01:22:40 Help! Help!
01:22:45 Penelope!
01:22:48 I don't know,
01:22:52 What the hell is going on?
01:22:55 [Chuckles]
01:22:58 - Hold on. Hold on.
01:23:01 - Let me go!
01:23:06 I was looking for Peenalop.
01:23:11 'Cause you disappeared a half-hour ago,
01:23:14 Because I just found Putman.
01:23:16 - He's dead.
01:23:18 - He's dead.
01:23:20 - [Screaming]
01:23:22 - [Lars] The mud bath!
01:23:43 [Jenny]
01:24:14 [Penelope Groans]
01:24:23 - Oh, no.
01:24:28 - [Mutters] Oh, fuck.
01:24:33 - [Whimpering]
01:24:53 [Grunts]
01:24:57 - Get out.
01:25:00 Get out, now!
01:25:03 - [Screaming, Yelling]
01:25:07 Did you know that
01:25:10 for three minutes and 33 seconds?
01:25:13 Nobody ever suspects
01:25:16 - Bullshit. I always have suspected you.
01:25:19 - You are the bullshit!
01:25:21 He's the guy from the campfire story...
01:25:26 No. That's just
01:25:28 What do you piss out of,
01:25:31 It's just a story! I have a dick.
01:25:35 I'm not Machete Phil.
01:25:37 I'm Machete Sam.
01:25:40 - [Laughs]
01:25:43 Oh, I remember it
01:25:46 I asked Rolo if he had any grass,
01:25:50 So then I followed him
01:25:53 - Would you believe what I saw?
01:25:55 He had grass. My grass!
01:25:58 - [Laughing]
01:26:01 And he was smokin' it
01:26:05 even though
01:26:10 So then...
01:26:14 I found out that Pete was
01:26:17 Oh, yeah. That's it.
01:26:20 Although that was incredibly uncool.
01:26:24 It was about Pete giving the island
01:26:27 All-night raving,
01:26:31 What about me? H uh?
01:26:35 I 'm the best goddamned employee
01:26:37 Dave was gonna run it
01:26:40 Not on my watch!
01:26:43 Pete thinks I’m just a clown,
01:26:47 Well, I got you guys
01:26:50 Pretty good managerial skills,
01:26:52 Setting you guys up to decipher
01:26:57 [Cackling]
01:26:59 Who's the orca?
01:27:01 [Singsong] I am the Walrus!
01:27:06 - [Yells] Oh! Ooh!
01:27:09 Get outta here! Now!
01:27:11 Try putting him to sleep!
01:27:14 I can't reach it.
01:27:17 - He'll orgasm for
01:27:20 - I'm not leaving you!
01:27:22 - Get outta here. It's gonna get messy.
01:27:25 - Go.
01:27:28 - [Panting]
01:27:32 Oh! Ooh!
01:27:34 - Back to the club!
01:27:37 It's the most secure building on
01:27:41 [Shouting, Screaming]
01:27:45 Look out, now.
01:27:48 - [Screams]
01:27:50 - Peenalop!
01:27:53 Oh, God!
01:27:56 Look, he's after us.
01:28:01 Let's go!
01:28:03 [Jenny]
01:28:18 [Sobs]
01:28:20 [Screams]
01:28:23 - Oh, God!
01:28:25 - No! No!
01:28:29 - Stop!
01:28:31 God! Stop it!
01:28:35 - You'll never make it!
01:28:38 - [Jenny] God!
01:28:43 - [Grunts]
01:28:47 - [Jenny] She can't breathe!
01:28:55 - [Juan Groaning]
01:28:57 - [Gasps, Coughs]
01:29:02 - Ohh!
01:29:06 - [Coughing]
01:29:09 Come on! Hurry! Come on!
01:29:16 Oh, God.
01:29:18 It's not a party until
01:29:22 - [Laughing]
01:29:27 [Snickering]
01:29:30 [Yells]
01:29:34 [Groans, Coughs]
01:29:37 - Lars!
01:29:40 is done.
01:29:43 - [Groans, Chuckles]
01:29:46 What happened
01:29:48 [People Whooping, Laughing]
01:30:08 [Man]
01:30:12 Oh, God!
01:30:14 - [Jenny] No!
01:30:18 - What do we do?
01:30:20 - The jungle?
01:30:27 Come on!
01:30:30 - Hurry!
01:30:32 I know where this goes!
01:30:36 - [Grunts]
01:30:42 Oh, God!
01:30:45 We can do it. It's high tide.
01:30:48 I know this is going
01:30:51 when you jump, keep your legs
01:30:56 Or else, water will fly up your butthole
01:30:59 - Gross!
01:31:01 - [Gasps]
01:31:03 - I trust you, Juan.
01:31:10 [Gasps]
01:31:15 Jesus!
01:31:16 Jesus!
01:31:18 She's...
01:31:20 my girlfriend.
01:31:28 [Jenny Yelling]
01:31:31 [Yelling]
01:31:43 [Gasps]
01:31:45 - Did you see it?
01:31:48 - What did you see?
01:31:51 He didn't take it. He sunk it.
01:31:54 Juan, anyway you could
01:31:57 We could put it
01:31:59 - Consider it done, my friend.
01:32:25 Come on!
01:32:29 [Jenny Grunts]
01:32:34 - Come on.
01:32:40 Oh, God!
01:32:45 - Juan? Juan?
01:32:48 - [Yells]
01:32:53 - Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
01:32:55 - You should see the other hombre.
01:33:01 - Come on.
01:33:04 - [Screaming]
01:33:07 Juan!
01:33:11 It's all right.
01:33:15 I cannot imagine
01:33:18 [Coughing]
01:33:23 I love you.
01:33:26 - I love you!
01:33:28 [Gulps]
01:33:31 before I go...
01:33:33 one kiss.
01:33:37 No, no, no.
01:33:40 I meant,
01:33:43 - kiss each other.
01:33:46 I always...
01:33:48 wanted...
01:33:50 to see that.
01:33:54 - [Jenny] Oh, God!
01:33:58 Juan!
01:34:03 - [Yells]
01:34:06 - [Punch Lands]
01:34:09 - [Screams]
01:34:11 [Coughing, Gagging]
01:34:14 - [Grunting]
01:34:25 - Aargh!
01:34:27 - Son of a bitch!
01:34:32 - [Grunts]
01:34:35 [Grunts]
01:34:37 - [Cries Out]
01:34:41 - [Lars] Go! Go, Jenny, go!
01:34:47 - [Jenny] Whoo-whoo!
01:34:53 Shit!
01:34:55 - Lars, what are you doing?
01:35:00 - Lars, stop it!
01:35:04 - [Screams]
01:35:08 - You're bringing us closer to the raft!
01:35:11 [Grunts, Yells]
01:35:15 [Screaming]
01:35:25 [Agonized Grunt]
01:35:28 - [Accelerating]
01:35:32 [Screams]
01:35:34 Yeah!
01:35:40 - Slowly, slowly.
01:35:45 [Sighs]
01:35:48 - [Ferocious Yell]
01:35:51 - Hit it, Jenny! Go!
01:35:56 [Screaming]
01:36:02 - Ahhhhhh!
01:36:05 [Groans, Whimpers]
01:36:13 [All Panting]
01:36:24 [Grunts]
01:36:26 Let's get the hell outta here.
01:36:32 - [Sighs]
01:36:36 - [Yells]
01:36:38 - [Sam] Come on!
01:36:44 [Growling]
01:36:47 - [Lars Grunting] Die!
01:36:50 Son of a bitch!
01:36:57 [All Panting]
01:37:01 They'll probably kick me
01:37:04 Or at least
01:37:06 - [Chuckles]
01:37:11 Tian-tu...
01:37:13 - the Heaven Point.
01:37:16 Oh.
01:37:19 [Gasps, Shuddering Moan]
01:37:31 - Let's go, Peenalop.
01:38:12 ## [Man Vocalizing]
01:39:05 ## [Continues, Repetitively]
01:39:32 ## [Man Singing, Indistinct]
01:39:55 [Laughs]
01:39:58 [Coughs]
01:40:01 - [Laughs]
01:40:04 - That is so whack!
01:40:06 You're gonna cause
01:40:09 [Laughing]
01:40:11 - That is so cheebah!
01:40:16 - [Laughter]
01:40:19 That is some trick shit!
01:40:21 That is so on time, off the hook!
01:40:24 Tight! And heavy!
01:40:26 That is so...
01:40:29 - [Laughs]
01:40:31 [Howling Laughter]
01:40:33 What other dumb fuckin'
01:40:36 Man, I can't hear shit. I've been standin'
01:40:44 - Hello.
01:40:47 [Whistling]
01:40:49 - Oh, God, no!
01:40:54 - Kinda scared me. Sorry.
01:40:57 #Tokey took him
01:41:01 Which-Which, something.
01:41:05 Which seemed to suggest, uh...
01:41:08 Fuck, I don't know what it seemed
01:41:10 # Naughty Cal
01:41:14 - Aaah!
01:41:17 # So the three amigos
01:41:20 - # And never were seen again #
01:41:23 # Started out all right
01:41:27 # Till they spotted a waterin' hole #
01:41:31 # They had their wits about them
01:41:34 Here we go, I 'I I do, um...
01:41:37 But what about the sign
01:41:39 - It said, "staff only."
01:41:42 [All Laughing]
01:41:47 - Mark!
01:41:49 how the hell are we
01:41:52 when somebody is killing
01:41:55 - Yes.
01:41:57 - Hey, listen. Listen, sugar britches.
01:42:02 - All right. All right. Are we cutting?
01:42:06 - No, I'm not cutting.
01:42:09 - [Laughter]
01:42:12 # Bongo chose himself
01:42:15 - # Cal preferred a dolphin #
01:42:18 # Naughty Cal and his pals
01:42:23 [Gulls Squawking]
01:42:26 # Land ho
01:42:29 # And ended up nowhere #
01:42:32 # They pulled their shit together
01:42:35 # And they set out on their way #
01:42:39 # They heard some talk
01:42:42 # Down in Mango Bay #
01:42:46 # But a big bad orca
01:42:49 # Were guardin ' the riverbed#
01:42:53 # Before you knew it
01:42:56 # 'Cause Bongo and Tokey
01:43:00 # I guess it seems
01:43:03 # To find their own paradise #
01:43:07 # But it ain 't on Earth
01:43:12 # And someday we 're all gonna die #
01:43:16 # La-la-la-la, lala-la-la-la
01:43:22 - Yeah!
01:43:28 - Come on, everybody!
01:43:35 - Pass that bong over here! Yeah!
01:43:40 Whoo! Yeah!
01:43:44 [Laughing]
01:43:48 - Whoo!