Code Name The Cleaner
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Oh, yeah. |
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Tiptoe, hello. |
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Pow! |
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Shit! |
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Shit! |
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Breathe beauty in, |
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breathe nasty out. |
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Beauty in... |
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nasty out. |
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Ah. |
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My head is bleeding? |
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Damn! |
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"Pacific Crest"... |
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What am I doing here? |
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Who hit you? |
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I can't remember |
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What's your name? |
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What is your name? |
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Why can't you |
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Happy birthday, G... |
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Gggh... |
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Hello, this is... |
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It's okay, rela... okay, |
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I'm missing my wallet! |
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What's this? |
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"Storage check. " |
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Who are you, man? |
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Come on. Come on, man. |
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No! No no no. |
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Shit. |
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What the hell is this? |
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Holy shit! |
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Wait a minute. |
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This ain't right, |
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Hello, front desk. |
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Eh, um... |
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- Hello? |
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- Sir? |
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- Hello? |
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Hel... |
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Refill minibar? |
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- What? |
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- Refill the minibar? |
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No, man... |
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Help! |
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Police! |
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Hello. |
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Let's go! |
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Go! Go! Go! Go! |
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Go! Go! Go! |
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Go! Go! |
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- God, ma'am, I'm sorry. |
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. |
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Hmm? |
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Bye. |
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- Jake? Jake! |
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You know me? |
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- Are you kidding? |
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Hey, what happened |
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- I gotta go. |
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Just relax, you're |
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I'm here to help you. |
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Over here. |
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Hmm? |
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Roger, Dispatch... |
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Come on. |
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- Huh? |
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Okay. |
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In the car. |
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Wait wait wait |
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What the hell is going on |
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You really don't know |
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No. I mean, |
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- who you are. |
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I think that's been |
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What were you |
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I came to pick you up. |
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- You called me. |
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Wh... what was I doing |
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I don't know. What were you |
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You really have |
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No, I have no idea! |
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What are you doing? |
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Are you crying? |
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Don... don't cry. |
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I can't believe you don't |
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Wife? |
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To a white woman? |
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Yes, to a white woman! |
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Look, okay, a'ight, look look |
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don't cry, okay? |
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um uh uh, |
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Diane. |
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Of course. I call you "Dynamite," |
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No no. You don't call me that. |
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Of course I call you "Diane. " |
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Don't cry, baby, |
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Everything's o... come over here |
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We are definitely |
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'cause that's |
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Jake, we are gonna have |
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Yeah, why don't we do that? |
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I need a doctor to check out |
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Right, he's had |
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I'm bringing |
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Yes. Yes, |
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- A dead FBI agent and 250 Gs... |
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...and I'm married! |
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It's been a hell |
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Yes, sir. Did you notice |
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Tell me something. |
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The attendant said he saw |
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Any description? |
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He was black. |
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Oh, well, now that |
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- could you tell me what happened? |
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That's all you can say? |
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Look, I know. |
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Find out who this room |
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It wasn't registered |
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- What, they just let themselves in? |
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How could you not know what one |
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Look, with... with... with |
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He left me a message saying |
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but he wasn't |
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- And? |
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He said he was gonna call me later |
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I want you to search every |
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Whoever did this has to have |
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I'm on it. |
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Oh, what's all this? |
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This is where |
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Wait wait wait... you're trying |
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- That's what I said, baby. |
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and ain't none of my cousins |
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All these cars is mine, |
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all that lawn is me, |
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and all this house |
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Well, that is, |
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then it's all mine. |
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My mama know |
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Come on, baby. |
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Come on. |
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Yoo-hoo, |
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Hey hey, what are |
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Sorry, sir. I was trying |
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That's all you're gonna be |
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You ain't taking no |
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Jake! Simon's |
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- Our butler? |
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my husband's having |
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- Memory problem, sir? |
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Look, Simon, I can't |
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but don't you worry, all right? |
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and try to get all this to work |
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Now you're gonna leave me |
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- Very good, sir. |
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Thank you, madam. |
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So, uh... |
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what is it that I do |
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- You don't really have to do much. |
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Honey, you're rich! |
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- I'm rich? |
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I'm rich... I guess you don't |
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In that case, I ain't doing |
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As a matter of fact, I ain't gonna do |
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Except remember. |
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Yeah. Where |
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Mmm? |
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Wait a minute... |
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I'm rich, |
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married |
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Am I Lionel Richie? |
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Whoo... |
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this is |
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- So this is my bedroom? |
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Yeah. |
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And this is my chair? |
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You know, it could |
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and these curtains... |
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All yours. |
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I mean, they |
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I mean, they real frilly. |
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Well, that's because |
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Oh, sorry, babe. |
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You have |
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Thank you. |
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- So those are my trophies? |
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So I'm karate man, huh? |
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Who are all |
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That's my family, Jake. |
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Why am I not |
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- You took it, remember? |
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Of course, I took it, |
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I mean, what are you, |
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- That's right, baby. |
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Them red beans |
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Doctor Soames, madam. |
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- Oh, the good doctor. |
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This is Dr. Soames. |
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and make you |
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Ahem. Good. |
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Good, 'cause I need |
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Like, first of all, where is |
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- Right through that door, sir. |
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I'm gonna be ready |
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in a couple of minutes... |
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You got any magazines? |
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Of course. |
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- Where's my "Jet"? |
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Yeah, the small, little magazine, |
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a lot of pictures, |
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for people that like to read, |
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I'll get one immediately. |
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- I got a craving for Skittles. |
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Yeah, man, I love those |
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They're delicious! |
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- Right away, sir. |
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Oh, and if you |
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can you pick me up |
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Right away, sir. |
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This may be asking |
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but two birthday balloons |
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And a Spiderman kite? |
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Spiderman kite, sir. |
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And get yourself |
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You know, maybe... maybe get some |
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- Thank you, sir. |
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Thank you. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Oh hell, no. |
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I know I wear |
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Uh-uh... no, |
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That ain't right. |
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Okay. Now, show me |
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There it is... |
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- Okay, I'm gonna need the master tape. |
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- Okay, that does it. |
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That's what I'm talking |
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- Can I have a word, Diane? |
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- Mm-hmm. Have a Skittle, brother. |
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Come on, man, |
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- Good, ain't they? |
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Mm? |
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Here... |
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here's the "Jet" |
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- There's a sister. |
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Says this girl's hobby |
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Fascinating. |
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- Those my golf clubs? |
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Well, let's fire |
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Yeah. Ha. |
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Okay. |
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That would be |
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Slice of what? |
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- Son of a bitch! |
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Here we go. |
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What on earth |
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One wing of his brain |
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Some recent events, |
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have been |
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He still knows how to eat |
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go to the bathroom... |
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Swing, batter! |
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Usually, the recovery |
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or flashes over a |
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Any number of things |
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a person's face, a certain |
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We don't have five days. |
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Arousal sometimes |
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Oh my. |
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Whew, well... |
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That's about |
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Simon, I think |
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- Jake? |
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Are you feeling |
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Hell yeah! |
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I mean... |
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but I think I'm gonna have |
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and take my |
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Why? |
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'Cause of these? |
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You bought them |
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Remember? |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Still can't believe |
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Well, big Jake can't |
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but little Jake is |
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Oh, come on. |
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Think hard. |
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Yeah, try and |
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Anything. |
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Come on, |
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Ooh! Like what? |
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Like... |
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the computer chip |
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Computer chip? |
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You went there |
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- remember? |
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potato chip, chocolate chip... I don't |
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I'm just so happy I'm |
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Come on, baby. |
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Give me one memory. |
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Okay, baby, talk and |
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Okay, a memory... |
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Oh, yeah. I remember, |
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Really? |
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Uh, oh, some place |
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- Keep it coming, baby. |
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- I wanna tell you something. |
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You know what? You wait here, |
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Where are you going? |
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Did I cross the line? |
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Don't take too long! |
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Little Jake |
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- That's it. I'm not going any further. |
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- Plan B then? |
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What's in it? |
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It's a hot mix of speed |
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Will it make him talk? |
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Oh, he'll talk, all right. |
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there is a chance that it could |
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- and send him into cardiac arrest. |
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Hopefully, you'll get what you |
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Shit! |
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Whoa. |
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Help me. |
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Yes! |
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Damn, that was smooth. |
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# Get 'em up, |
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# HP, KG, |
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#... All the ladies |
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# All the fellas |
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# Get 'em up, |
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# Once again, it's on |
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# Live at the PJs # |
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# But it's the nine-nine |
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# Yeah, if you're looking for |
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# Everybody wanna party |
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Gotta see what this |
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Ah, man, the cops are still here! |
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Huh? |
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Tulip Tour? |
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Okay. Hmm, what is that? |
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I'll take these. |
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Uh, excuse. |
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- Oh, yes sir. |
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how do you say? |
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- I... I would not lose. |
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There you go. |
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This is it? |
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So you're Dutch? |
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Of course, yeah. |
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You have never heard |
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Ricola! |
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Hold the door, |
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Klompen Dancers! |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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the Klompen Dancers. |
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Oh-hh... |
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Shake it. |
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# Hey! # |
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# Hey! # |
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- # Hey! # |
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# Hey! # |
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Hey! |
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# Hey! # |
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# Hey! # |
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Klompen Dancers! |
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"Digital Arts |
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Yes! |
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An address... "1221 |
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What the... |
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It must be a message. |
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You giving me |
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Maybe. |
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Are you Hotbuns69? |
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What? |
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I'm Sweatyandready... |
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from the chat room. |
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Oh hell, no. No, you got |
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Too bad. |
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- Weirdo. |
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Do you work out? |
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Okay. |
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A'ight... who am I? |
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I'm wealthy, |
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Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah |
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hot hottie. |
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Diane. |
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My underwear's too small. |
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I know I don't wear |
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Love Skittles. |
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Especially |
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I wonder what |
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Wow. |
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# Well # |
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- # Who's that lady? # |
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# Who's that lady? # |
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# Sexy lady, |
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# Beautiful lady, |
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# Real fine lady, |
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Hey hey hey! |
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Damn, what is this, your first |
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Oh, you wanna play? |
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Hey hey hey, |
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You're making |
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Why haven't you |
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Lady... miss, |
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- I have been busy. |
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Too damn busy |
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Damn, I got |
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- Oh, you are gonna get it! |
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Gina, stop! |
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Oh, so now it's coming |
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No, I just read your |
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What the hell is wrong |
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You... attack all |
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Look, I've already |
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What the hell |
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Ehh... besides you |
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I... I got hit |
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Ow, ah, ah-hh. |
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Toast up, Gina. |
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- A'ight, I'll be right back. |
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And... |
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"fine ass girlfriend. " |
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Crazy, but fine. |
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Hey, Gina, |
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that building across the |
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That's where you do |
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I do? Like, |
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- Your company. |
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- Why are you messing with me? |
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Otherwise, how would I know |
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Or that that woman eats a |
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every morning without syrup? |
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That this guy drinks two cups of |
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when no one's looking? |
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Oscar, put the |
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Gina! Gina. |
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some strange stuff has |
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There's only one |
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- A fool? |
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- Seriously! |
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Look, Gina, |
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- you know, licensed to kill... |
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Shh. |
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We shouldn't even be |
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Of course, I mean, this place |
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Go ahead, |
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- You're a killer. |
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like... like Green Beret, |
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No, you're in |
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- By myself. |
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"The Cleaner. " |
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The Cleaner. |
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Listen, the government |
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Okay, I see where |
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The Cleaner |
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Gina, how many men |
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Oh, they've taken out |
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Of course... keeping the world |
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- Destroyed millions of germs. |
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Cleaned countless |
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"Cleaned countless |
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- What? |
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- No. |
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No no no no, |
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Try special "mops. " |
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"Broom Raider"! |
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you're a janitor. |
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Huh? Nah. |
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No no no no no no. |
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- You had to see me yesterday. |
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- Oh, one second. |
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I cannonballed onto a truck |
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I was like James Bond |
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Jake, you know people can do |
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Scared? Who said anything |
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- Ain't nobody scared. |
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Boo! |
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Scramble this, Charlie. |
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There he is. I know the back |
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Hey, and with |
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Where the hell |
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- I know you guys, right? |
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Come on, Jake, |
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He not playing. |
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What's going on? |
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I've been in shit water |
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- I'm mad at everybody! |
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Yeah, you. But me, |
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I'm a rapper inside. |
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Come on, the "Clean |
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# It's all about doo-doo, |
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# I ain't diarrhea |
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# It's doo-doo! Listen to me closely, |
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# Can't throw me around, |
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Excuse me, guys. |
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# We're rolling money like toilet paper, |
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I went from ballin' |
00:34:10 |
- A couple of coffees here. |
00:34:12 |
I feel like |
00:34:15 |
Now, I think |
00:34:17 |
- Can you help me? Please? |
00:34:21 |
Show me where I live. |
00:34:25 |
- Can we leave now? |
00:34:27 |
Jake, I need you |
00:34:30 |
Jake? |
00:34:57 |
Good morning, |
00:35:04 |
Good morning. |
00:35:05 |
- He's waiting for you, Diane. |
00:35:11 |
- What happened? |
00:35:13 |
I took him to your house, |
00:35:16 |
- but he didn't remember anything. |
00:35:20 |
Yes, he believed |
00:35:22 |
So where do we stand? |
00:35:25 |
We've got a janitor out there |
00:35:28 |
with company property |
00:35:31 |
no memory |
00:35:32 |
Really? A janitor is really |
00:35:38 |
We have Jake's |
00:35:39 |
We're tracking Riley down and |
00:35:43 |
My buyers expect |
00:35:46 |
I'm handling it. |
00:35:54 |
Here we are. |
00:35:56 |
No! That's my crib? |
00:35:59 |
You should've seen |
00:36:01 |
It was on a whole |
00:36:04 |
Cops! |
00:36:07 |
- I gotta take you somewhere familiar. |
00:36:09 |
I'm there right now. |
00:36:14 |
# I'll kill you |
00:36:15 |
# I'll pull your heart |
00:36:18 |
# You ain't never |
00:36:20 |
Oh-oh. Hey hey hey, |
00:36:22 |
I'm cleaning, okay? |
00:36:24 |
Oh, no, you look like |
00:36:26 |
Do not use |
00:36:27 |
I need to talk |
00:36:30 |
- Jake Rodgers. |
00:36:31 |
- Yes. |
00:36:33 |
Yeah, we got big plans! |
00:36:34 |
- What sort of plans? |
00:36:37 |
It's me, Ronnie, the Dirty |
00:36:40 |
It's a metaphor, see? |
00:36:41 |
Shut up! |
00:36:43 |
Tell me about Jake Rodgers. |
00:36:46 |
Uh, not a good one. Otherwise |
00:36:49 |
I wouldn't be here by myself, |
00:36:52 |
So he could be doing |
00:36:54 |
Right? |
00:36:55 |
We all could be doing |
00:36:58 |
On the side? |
00:37:00 |
You're asking a whole lot |
00:37:02 |
um... agent... |
00:37:05 |
- Sir. |
00:37:07 |
- Uh-huh. |
00:37:09 |
Like "mass-sir," |
00:37:11 |
And even though I don't like |
00:37:13 |
I'm not a snitch |
00:37:15 |
either one of them |
00:37:16 |
I'm not a snat or a rit! |
00:37:21 |
You done hit the wrong |
00:37:25 |
Oh. |
00:37:28 |
So you're gonna |
00:37:30 |
I was thinking about it. |
00:37:35 |
Shoot me. |
00:37:37 |
Shoot me... you gonna |
00:37:39 |
That's what I've |
00:37:40 |
This is my street credibility |
00:37:43 |
That's why I ain't |
00:37:45 |
What was I thinking? |
00:37:47 |
If I die, I'm Tupac. |
00:37:49 |
What if I end up somewhere |
00:37:52 |
Yeah! I can write all my rhymes |
00:37:54 |
"beep... " |
00:37:56 |
And writing to the beat |
00:37:58 |
And every now and then |
00:38:00 |
and come out... |
00:38:02 |
Oh, man, selling records |
00:38:04 |
Oh, shoot me, shoot me |
00:38:06 |
Come on... |
00:38:08 |
No, shoot me in my side, |
00:38:11 |
Dude, like, shoot |
00:38:12 |
You know what I mean? |
00:38:15 |
I know... shoot me in my ass. |
00:38:19 |
In my ass! |
00:38:20 |
'Cause that will be |
00:38:22 |
shooting brothers in the backside. |
00:38:25 |
I can pull my pants down |
00:38:27 |
like... "This is what y'all |
00:38:29 |
Shoot me in the ass! |
00:38:31 |
Shoot me right there! |
00:38:33 |
Put it in |
00:38:34 |
Come on! Shoot me |
00:38:37 |
Shoot me in the ass, |
00:38:38 |
Come on, put it in my ass! |
00:38:41 |
Put it in my ass! I can take it... |
00:38:43 |
Put it in my ass! Put it in my ass! |
00:38:46 |
Right here, in the ass! |
00:38:48 |
You know, I... |
00:38:50 |
I don't even |
00:38:53 |
Oh, damn. |
00:39:10 |
All right, here we are. |
00:39:14 |
Damn, girl, you kind |
00:39:17 |
Are you always |
00:39:19 |
You've been having |
00:39:22 |
You know you're too cute |
00:39:23 |
Oh, this is |
00:39:25 |
- This is my cell phone? |
00:39:27 |
Maybe it'll help you |
00:39:29 |
Good good good good. |
00:39:30 |
This will prove I know |
00:39:32 |
I'm sure all the numbers in here |
00:39:36 |
All right, recent calls, here we go... |
00:39:38 |
Papa John's, |
00:39:41 |
Quiznos, |
00:39:46 |
uh... |
00:39:50 |
Spies gotta eat, |
00:39:52 |
Right. This is your |
00:39:58 |
Yeah. You know, it is obvious |
00:40:02 |
- Undercover? |
00:40:04 |
you are a waitress, |
00:40:08 |
So this may be |
00:40:10 |
but is there's some serious, |
00:40:13 |
- This is what I do! |
00:40:17 |
- let's take a look at this. |
00:40:20 |
Such a baby. |
00:40:22 |
You know... |
00:40:24 |
you really could use |
00:40:27 |
Look at this mess... |
00:40:34 |
Oh, man. |
00:40:40 |
Riley gave you those. |
00:40:43 |
- Who's Riley? |
00:40:46 |
He's an exec |
00:40:48 |
Well why would he give me |
00:40:50 |
You're a freak |
00:40:52 |
Digital Arts manufactures them. |
00:40:55 |
You even gave Riley ideas on |
00:40:57 |
- I did? |
00:40:59 |
Hmm. |
00:41:01 |
You came in here a few |
00:41:02 |
You said it wasn't safe |
00:41:04 |
You said a whole lot of stuff |
00:41:06 |
- Do you remember any of this? |
00:41:08 |
Sorry. |
00:41:10 |
I remember alcohol stings |
00:41:13 |
You said, "We're gonna get away for |
00:41:16 |
- remember? |
00:41:18 |
Where... where, like, |
00:41:21 |
I can see that... |
00:41:23 |
- maybe a little coconut oil. |
00:41:28 |
Hey, Gina, |
00:41:30 |
how long have I been |
00:41:33 |
- hittin' it? |
00:41:36 |
Trust me, you ain't |
00:41:38 |
You would remember |
00:41:40 |
- What kind of girl you think I am? |
00:41:43 |
if I could remember what kind |
00:41:46 |
what kind of man I am. Then I would |
00:41:49 |
and I ain't hittin' it. |
00:41:50 |
Hey, you have left your |
00:41:52 |
Hey hey hey, |
00:41:54 |
This is government-issued, |
00:41:55 |
You push the wrong button |
00:41:59 |
Pah! Goodbye, |
00:42:01 |
You know, Jake, I've got a bad feeling... |
00:42:06 |
- Hey, Gina? |
00:42:10 |
This may not be a good time |
00:42:14 |
well, it involves |
00:42:16 |
Another what? |
00:42:19 |
- Another woman. |
00:42:21 |
What about |
00:42:23 |
Okay, all right, she told |
00:42:26 |
The "who-what-and-why" |
00:42:28 |
Well, I met her at the hotel |
00:42:30 |
- to this big-ass estate. |
00:42:32 |
And then she had |
00:42:36 |
That's it? |
00:42:39 |
- Then her clothes came off. |
00:42:41 |
- I'm gonna smack you. |
00:42:44 |
Would you stop... hold on |
00:42:45 |
It wasn't like she was naked, okay? |
00:42:48 |
- Ah... |
00:42:50 |
little pink thing, you know, |
00:42:55 |
Damn it. |
00:42:57 |
It wasn't like |
00:43:00 |
She was my wife! |
00:43:02 |
Your wife? |
00:43:04 |
Okay, quit it with |
00:43:07 |
Thank you. |
00:43:08 |
- Hmm. |
00:43:10 |
I didn't believe her, though, |
00:43:13 |
there was a voice saying, "Jake, |
00:43:16 |
There's somebody out there |
00:43:19 |
- You expect me to believe that? |
00:43:24 |
You know she tried to kill me, |
00:43:30 |
- Come on. |
00:43:36 |
Roger that. |
00:43:51 |
No luck duplicating |
00:43:53 |
Not by Monday. |
00:43:57 |
Know what I've got |
00:43:59 |
showing Jake Rodgers leaving |
00:44:02 |
And you know who else |
00:44:05 |
You're just lucky that I got |
00:44:08 |
You're lucky |
00:44:10 |
Hey, I'm not |
00:44:11 |
I'm not your head of security |
00:44:16 |
You get the chip, |
00:44:17 |
and I keep the rest of |
00:44:19 |
So far, I've kept |
00:44:24 |
A janitor can't outrun |
00:44:27 |
What if he's not? |
00:44:30 |
Not what? |
00:44:31 |
A janitor? What if he's |
00:44:33 |
What if he's an |
00:44:35 |
You said you knew all of the FBI |
00:44:37 |
If he's not CIA, NSA, |
00:44:40 |
they're not gonna tell us |
00:44:41 |
They're gonna want that |
00:44:44 |
- You're serious? |
00:44:46 |
- Parallel investigations. |
00:44:49 |
There's no way |
00:44:54 |
Maybe he played you. |
00:44:58 |
Or he is hurt... did lose his memory, |
00:45:01 |
What better cover to infiltrate |
00:45:06 |
Janitors go anywhere, everywhere, |
00:45:10 |
They're hired help. |
00:45:12 |
They are the only people who have |
00:45:15 |
Total access. |
00:45:17 |
Janitors work after hours, after |
00:45:21 |
If I was looking |
00:45:24 |
that'd be it. |
00:45:29 |
He started work here |
00:45:31 |
That's when we started |
00:45:34 |
No, it's coincidence. |
00:45:37 |
A lot of |
00:45:39 |
A spy pretending |
00:45:41 |
or a spy who thinks |
00:45:44 |
either way he's a lot more |
00:45:47 |
It doesn't matter. |
00:45:50 |
then I want him dead. |
00:45:53 |
Yes. |
00:45:57 |
Stay on him. |
00:45:59 |
A lead on Riley. |
00:46:22 |
Shut up, you idiot! |
00:46:23 |
- Did you get him? |
00:46:26 |
I'm just trying to make |
00:46:29 |
protecting you, |
00:46:32 |
That's what I do. |
00:46:35 |
And I'm, uh, also good |
00:46:40 |
Oh, hell no. You |
00:46:44 |
Look, you need to tell me |
00:46:46 |
All right. |
00:46:48 |
All right, |
00:46:51 |
I found this briefcase |
00:46:54 |
- It's full of money. |
00:46:56 |
Well, minus a double |
00:46:59 |
and a couple |
00:47:00 |
about $250,000. |
00:47:05 |
Oh my, dog, |
00:47:07 |
for a mochaccino and |
00:47:09 |
Eh... still think |
00:47:15 |
Look, Diane mentioned |
00:47:19 |
And I think they |
00:47:21 |
Maybe that's what |
00:47:22 |
Well, if they want it, |
00:47:24 |
I just don't wanna end up |
00:47:27 |
Dead guy? |
00:47:29 |
You didn't mention anything |
00:47:32 |
It's not the best icebreaker... |
00:47:35 |
I just woke up |
00:47:38 |
- What's your special? |
00:47:40 |
Jake, this is serious. |
00:47:42 |
- You need to tell me everything. |
00:47:45 |
I mean, that's |
00:47:48 |
We need to get you back to your |
00:47:52 |
I'm gonna change. |
00:47:54 |
I'll be right back. |
00:48:15 |
Who is Riley? |
00:48:18 |
Diane... |
00:48:21 |
freaking wife! |
00:48:27 |
fine-ass girlfriend |
00:48:30 |
Question mark. |
00:48:33 |
Computer chip. |
00:48:37 |
Digital Arts, |
00:48:45 |
Quiznos, Quiznos... |
00:48:48 |
must be a code... |
00:48:56 |
Be careful of The Rat. |
00:49:11 |
Prepare to die, |
00:49:19 |
This ain't |
00:49:26 |
Yeah. |
00:49:29 |
Gina, |
00:49:31 |
- I remembered something. |
00:49:32 |
I am definitely |
00:49:35 |
I'm some kind of bad-ass |
00:49:38 |
like... |
00:49:40 |
Okay, "Blambo", |
00:49:44 |
I'm a colonel. |
00:49:51 |
- Hello? |
00:49:53 |
- Who's this? |
00:49:55 |
- Who do you think it is? |
00:49:58 |
Listen, you were right about |
00:50:01 |
You meet me at the airport |
00:50:03 |
SEATAC terminal number one |
00:50:08 |
Janitor, my ass. |
00:50:10 |
- Who was that? |
00:50:33 |
Okay, now he thinks I'm coming |
00:50:36 |
- But I wanna help. |
00:50:40 |
look, I don't know how |
00:50:44 |
you're just a waitress, |
00:50:46 |
If I wanna know what |
00:50:50 |
But until then I need |
00:50:51 |
and just wait for me, okay? |
00:50:54 |
- But, Boo... |
00:50:56 |
Don't "but Boo" me |
00:51:00 |
Stay in your lane, |
00:51:04 |
Oh. |
00:51:06 |
...your baggage |
00:51:08 |
All your personal items must |
00:51:18 |
This is the last call |
00:51:20 |
for flight #486, nonstop |
00:51:25 |
- Hey, Jake. |
00:51:27 |
- Hey. |
00:51:30 |
Of course. |
00:51:33 |
- I got hit in the head. |
00:51:36 |
- The computer chip? |
00:51:39 |
Everybody is looking |
00:51:41 |
So that's why |
00:51:44 |
- You aren't kidding, are you? |
00:51:47 |
- I can't remember shit. |
00:51:49 |
You went to meet with the FBl... |
00:51:53 |
I promise, man. |
00:51:55 |
The last thing that you said was |
00:51:59 |
Go! Go go go. |
00:52:07 |
Hi, honey. |
00:52:09 |
- Move it. |
00:52:11 |
Let's go. |
00:52:13 |
Get your hands off. |
00:52:15 |
- Hi, baby. I tried to call you. |
00:52:18 |
L... put... |
00:52:20 |
Get your hands off me. |
00:52:21 |
- Look, this ain't what you want... |
00:52:46 |
Hey hey... |
00:52:48 |
- you don't have to push me. |
00:52:50 |
- Hey hey hey. Come on, man. |
00:52:53 |
you might not believe this, |
00:52:56 |
I'm telling you, this is |
00:52:59 |
Obviously, our marriage |
00:53:02 |
on trust and |
00:53:04 |
Jake, we're not |
00:53:06 |
What? |
00:53:07 |
- No. |
00:53:10 |
Give it to me or I can't |
00:53:13 |
You call this help? |
00:53:21 |
Who are you supposed |
00:53:23 |
You don't |
00:53:25 |
- You don't know who I am? |
00:53:28 |
He still doesn't |
00:53:30 |
Or maybe his memory is |
00:53:32 |
No way you can bullshit |
00:53:36 |
Stick him. |
00:53:38 |
Oh, ooh-ooh. |
00:53:43 |
Come on and get it. |
00:53:47 |
Aye, you got me. |
00:53:51 |
This drug is only |
00:53:55 |
Start to question him. |
00:53:57 |
Jake? Jake! |
00:54:00 |
Whoo-whoo. |
00:54:02 |
Where did you hide |
00:54:04 |
Oh, I hid the chip in... |
00:54:09 |
under the castle, |
00:54:13 |
You'll like Gus. |
00:54:15 |
You gotta |
00:54:18 |
- Hello. |
00:54:20 |
you got a secret and you're |
00:54:23 |
if you just give it up and just tell us |
00:54:26 |
I have a secret? |
00:54:27 |
I know I have |
00:54:29 |
I admit it, I admit it. |
00:54:33 |
Martha Stewart's hot. |
00:54:35 |
- She's hot. |
00:54:37 |
I don't wanna hear this! |
00:54:40 |
Just tell me |
00:54:42 |
Whoo, the truth is... |
00:54:45 |
your breath smells like ass. |
00:54:47 |
Whew! |
00:54:58 |
Okay, that's it. |
00:55:05 |
What the hell is that? |
00:55:08 |
He's having a reaction to the drug. |
00:55:16 |
Hey! |
00:55:18 |
Don't! |
00:55:20 |
- What are you looking at? Go get him! |
00:55:40 |
- Yeah yeah. |
00:55:45 |
- Boy, am I glad to see you! |
00:55:47 |
- Yeah. |
00:55:56 |
Sweet Jesus! |
00:55:59 |
Damn, they're shooting. |
00:56:12 |
Get d... get out! |
00:56:16 |
Grab the wheel! |
00:56:17 |
Hyah! |
00:56:21 |
Hey hey hey. |
00:56:30 |
Damn, girl! |
00:56:34 |
You got skills. |
00:56:47 |
So I take it you're not |
00:56:49 |
I'm a federal agent, Jake. |
00:56:51 |
Federal agent? |
00:56:53 |
You're on a strictly |
00:56:55 |
like the soup of |
00:56:57 |
Okay. |
00:56:59 |
The man that shot at you back there, |
00:57:01 |
So wait... wait, |
00:57:03 |
Yes, unfortunately |
00:57:07 |
- Crane here. |
00:57:11 |
Uh-huh. I just had a very |
00:57:15 |
Now, you need to turn yourself |
00:57:17 |
You don't understand. |
00:57:19 |
That's exactly what |
00:57:21 |
Just tell me exactly where you are. |
00:57:24 |
- I can't do that, Martin. |
00:57:27 |
Gina! |
00:57:28 |
Shaw got to Crane. |
00:57:30 |
Whoa whoa whoa, what does |
00:57:32 |
- I've been working undercover, Jake. |
00:57:34 |
We discovered that by altering the |
00:57:38 |
classified information can be |
00:57:40 |
Damn! Espionage. |
00:57:44 |
Someone at Digital Arts wants to |
00:57:47 |
You get the picture. |
00:57:49 |
You were assigned to me? For what? |
00:57:51 |
- Because you have the chip, Jake! |
00:57:54 |
I have the chip. |
00:57:56 |
- Riley, did you check out the chip? |
00:57:58 |
You were right, Jake... |
00:57:59 |
the processor chip for |
00:58:01 |
it's got another chip |
00:58:04 |
Somebody's been |
00:58:07 |
using our gaming |
00:58:09 |
You just change around a couple |
00:58:12 |
to making unbreakable |
00:58:14 |
The CIA, NSA... nobody |
00:58:18 |
So if somebody can get |
00:58:20 |
they could smuggle in |
00:58:22 |
and we couldn't even |
00:58:24 |
We gotta stop 'em, Jake. |
00:58:30 |
Of course. Of course |
00:58:33 |
That's what this operation |
00:58:36 |
And you must be a support-level |
00:58:39 |
in this thing. |
00:58:40 |
Also, I guess it's a good |
00:58:44 |
My real name is Colonel Bowman. |
00:58:47 |
I got some bad news |
00:58:51 |
I'm running errands |
00:58:53 |
What do you need, a PowerBook, |
00:58:56 |
You're not |
00:59:00 |
Here's your |
00:59:03 |
It's your favorite game. |
00:59:06 |
Okay okay, so maybe |
00:59:08 |
but explain |
00:59:14 |
You learned the moves from |
00:59:21 |
It's just |
00:59:24 |
- Be careful of The Rat. |
00:59:27 |
- This ain't what you want. |
00:59:29 |
It takes years of training |
00:59:32 |
Jake, you leave me |
00:59:35 |
We had you |
00:59:38 |
Wait, what? |
00:59:40 |
Y'all were looking in my house? |
00:59:44 |
We caught you in one of your |
00:59:47 |
You were spying on |
00:59:49 |
Oh, it gets worse. |
00:59:55 |
Okay, will you |
00:59:57 |
Not pretty. |
00:59:58 |
Ha-aa, this ain't |
01:00:02 |
Turn the thing off. |
01:00:03 |
- Turn... turn this thing off. |
01:00:06 |
Let's go. |
01:00:07 |
All right, but we're |
01:00:08 |
Prepare to die, |
01:00:39 |
Wow, what a dump! |
01:00:41 |
This is your place. |
01:00:43 |
This my place? |
01:00:45 |
Huh? No. |
01:00:48 |
Hey, Gina. |
01:00:51 |
Since you're really FBI, I guess |
01:00:55 |
Sorry. |
01:00:57 |
Hmm, you acting jealous, |
01:01:00 |
you... you were just |
01:01:02 |
Jake, let's just say you made |
01:01:08 |
Another place, |
01:01:10 |
Hey, you never know. |
01:01:12 |
- Did I treat you right? |
01:01:15 |
# Am I the lover |
01:01:19 |
You're sweet. |
01:01:22 |
- And we love to eat together. |
01:01:26 |
Yeah, you're |
01:01:28 |
Look how cute you are |
01:01:31 |
Yeah, but I couldn't get |
01:01:34 |
- Hey, you've got messages. |
01:01:37 |
Hey, Jake, it's Steve, |
01:01:40 |
someone jacked our bread truck. |
01:01:42 |
Your sandwich will be delivered |
01:01:45 |
triple oven-baked... |
01:01:46 |
"Spies gotta eat. " |
01:01:48 |
That's |
01:01:51 |
- That's what I'm saying. |
01:01:53 |
Sector Seven |
01:01:55 |
You can't kill the man in the |
01:01:58 |
I need more help with this. I hope your |
01:02:01 |
You see? You see, that's |
01:02:03 |
That's some real |
01:02:05 |
- I knew it, I knew it. |
01:02:07 |
- Mm-hmm. |
01:02:08 |
Hauck must be in on this. |
01:02:09 |
When you meet the FBI, |
01:02:13 |
Only contact me on my cell. |
01:02:16 |
From here on out |
01:02:21 |
- Did you hear that? |
01:02:24 |
I'm "The Cleaner," |
01:02:27 |
I knew it! |
01:02:31 |
It's Riley again. |
01:02:32 |
You mentioned Boca Raton. |
01:02:35 |
- Boca Raton? |
01:02:38 |
No! No. |
01:02:41 |
Boca Raton is a city |
01:02:45 |
Nothing. |
01:02:46 |
Boca Raton... |
01:02:49 |
- Huh? |
01:02:53 |
"Mouth of the rat. " |
01:02:55 |
Mouth of The Rat... |
01:02:57 |
- I know where the chip is! |
01:03:00 |
That's what I'm saying. |
01:03:02 |
- You're sure? |
01:03:18 |
- What? |
01:03:20 |
- bac... those are mine! |
01:03:22 |
Look, I don't wanna be noticed. |
01:03:23 |
Well, I guarantee you're gonna |
01:03:27 |
Look, would you |
01:03:29 |
The plan is we get in, |
01:03:31 |
Maybe you're right. |
01:03:32 |
I mean it is after hours. |
01:03:48 |
Hey, can you open |
01:03:51 |
Well, if it isn't |
01:03:54 |
You know everybody |
01:03:56 |
I could get $75 for turning you in. |
01:03:59 |
I know, baby, okay? But right |
01:04:03 |
Baby, I know you didn't |
01:04:06 |
How about calling me "Jacuzzi"? |
01:04:09 |
Why would |
01:04:11 |
'Cause it's my name. |
01:04:14 |
- It's French. |
01:04:16 |
- You don't know nothing about that. |
01:04:18 |
Jacuzzi, would you open |
01:04:21 |
No! You didn't even |
01:04:23 |
I guess you also forgot how you |
01:04:26 |
at the Christmas party? |
01:04:29 |
No no, I wasn't with you |
01:04:33 |
What? Okay, hold on. |
01:04:34 |
Hold on, hold on, |
01:04:36 |
Oh! What? Bam! |
01:04:39 |
But uh... |
01:04:41 |
Huh-uh. |
01:04:43 |
- Hmm? |
01:04:45 |
Is that a goat? |
01:04:47 |
Whoo! |
01:04:49 |
Are we in the manger? |
01:04:52 |
Is it all coming back |
01:04:54 |
Damn, do everybody |
01:04:56 |
You promised me dinner, |
01:05:00 |
- Look, fine. |
01:05:03 |
I wanna go to a nice restaurant |
01:05:06 |
- and free refills. |
01:05:09 |
But right now, I'm gonna |
01:05:11 |
- to get in the trunk. |
01:05:14 |
Look, this is for your benefit |
01:05:16 |
or nothing, okay, |
01:05:18 |
No, I ain't getting |
01:05:19 |
- Get in the trunk. |
01:05:21 |
Get in the trunk. |
01:05:24 |
You went with Asian? |
01:05:31 |
- Hello, Riley. |
01:05:34 |
So tell us... what was |
01:05:37 |
Oh, we were discussing how |
01:05:41 |
What happened to you? |
01:05:42 |
You used to be |
01:05:45 |
Well, that was when the team |
01:05:53 |
You shouldn't have |
01:05:55 |
At the time I didn't know |
01:05:58 |
One less, thanks |
01:06:01 |
What? What are you |
01:06:03 |
Eric, I think you should |
01:06:11 |
Shh! |
01:06:15 |
It's this way. |
01:06:17 |
How do you know? |
01:06:18 |
I just do. |
01:06:20 |
Bad memory and |
01:06:34 |
Okay, this is it. |
01:06:45 |
Colonel Bowman's |
01:06:49 |
Remember... |
01:06:51 |
Okay. |
01:06:57 |
This is the motion capture stage |
01:07:01 |
I remember |
01:07:04 |
Check this out. |
01:07:06 |
This is it. |
01:07:08 |
of the drug lord, |
01:07:10 |
I knew it! I knew |
01:07:12 |
So now what? |
01:07:13 |
"Boca Raton," baby. |
01:07:16 |
"the mouth of the rat. " |
01:07:19 |
I hid the X-1 |
01:07:26 |
- The chip! |
01:07:28 |
- You did it! |
01:07:31 |
Okay, come on. |
01:07:35 |
So nice of you to come, |
01:07:37 |
So nice of you to come, |
01:07:39 |
So nice of you to come, |
01:07:40 |
Thanks for calling the FBI |
01:07:42 |
Anything I can do |
01:07:45 |
You fellas |
01:07:49 |
You're a cautious man. |
01:07:53 |
Now hand over the chip. |
01:07:55 |
Got a little something |
01:07:56 |
Here it is... |
01:07:58 |
$1/4-million |
01:08:00 |
Obviously, this is |
01:08:02 |
It seems a little more |
01:08:05 |
Seems like a payoff. |
01:08:07 |
I was just testing you. |
01:08:09 |
Something's not right here. |
01:08:11 |
Don't get too clever, |
01:08:12 |
Give us the chip |
01:08:15 |
I got a feeling |
01:08:18 |
I ain't getting no gift. |
01:08:21 |
I ain't leaving |
01:08:23 |
Ah. |
01:08:25 |
Man, I ain't got |
01:08:27 |
I mean, do I look |
01:08:29 |
I mean, do you think |
01:08:31 |
with the thing |
01:08:32 |
No, man! |
01:08:50 |
Okay, yeah. |
01:08:52 |
Yeah, I remember |
01:08:54 |
Y'all in some shit. |
01:08:55 |
Yeah, you... I'm gonna |
01:08:58 |
and hit you in the |
01:09:01 |
Then you... I'm gonna |
01:09:07 |
And then you... I'm gonna |
01:09:09 |
And there ain't gonna be |
01:09:12 |
because I'm with the CIA! Ha! |
01:09:19 |
Jake, what are you |
01:09:22 |
You said it on the answering |
01:09:25 |
The Agency for |
01:09:29 |
Jake, you're a janitor! |
01:09:32 |
Wha...? |
01:09:40 |
Uh-oh. |
01:09:42 |
We're gonna die! |
01:09:43 |
Run! |
01:09:45 |
Shoot! |
01:09:54 |
Argh! |
01:09:59 |
How are we supposed |
01:10:02 |
Hey, wh... wh... |
01:10:06 |
We're trapped, Gina. |
01:10:09 |
They got us! |
01:10:16 |
So I'm just a janitor. |
01:10:19 |
I don't fight crime, |
01:10:22 |
I get it, I get it. |
01:10:30 |
I'm running out |
01:10:32 |
We should just give up. |
01:10:34 |
Hey, we give up! |
01:10:40 |
Jake, I need you to pull yourself |
01:10:43 |
Okay. |
01:10:47 |
- I need your help! |
01:10:50 |
Okay. |
01:10:56 |
Okay. |
01:11:04 |
This ain't |
01:11:24 |
I'm out. |
01:11:34 |
Go! |
01:11:44 |
I knew it was a weapon. |
01:11:49 |
What are you doing? |
01:11:51 |
Come on. |
01:11:54 |
You, go! |
01:11:57 |
Go on! |
01:12:07 |
Ooh. |
01:12:09 |
Wow. |
01:12:12 |
Go on, go! |
01:12:19 |
Oh. |
01:12:21 |
Jake! |
01:12:25 |
- Come on! |
01:12:45 |
Give it up, Jake. |
01:12:48 |
You're just a janitor. |
01:12:57 |
Yahh! Yeah, you're |
01:13:05 |
- Huh. |
01:13:10 |
Stop right there, |
01:13:12 |
Do you know who I am? |
01:13:14 |
Yes, sir. |
01:13:17 |
Too bad. |
01:13:23 |
Huh? |
01:13:26 |
- Ooh! |
01:13:37 |
Get 'em, girl! |
01:13:45 |
Oh, shit. |
01:13:54 |
How do you like that? |
01:14:15 |
You all right? |
01:14:17 |
Hand over the chip, |
01:14:20 |
Mop boy? |
01:14:29 |
And that's for wearing |
01:14:32 |
you freak. |
01:14:34 |
Come on. |
01:14:37 |
Oh. |
01:14:38 |
You all right? |
01:14:39 |
Oh, Jake, |
01:14:42 |
Well, people do some |
01:14:46 |
when they're scared |
01:14:49 |
Don't make me laugh. |
01:14:51 |
Am I bleeding? |
01:14:52 |
No. |
01:14:54 |
He... he hit me |
01:14:55 |
I wish I had |
01:14:58 |
Get out of my way. |
01:15:04 |
...stomach. |
01:15:06 |
- Yeah, but then you came back. |
01:15:08 |
He was on me... |
01:15:09 |
There he is. |
01:15:12 |
- Hey-hey! |
01:15:14 |
- Yeah, man. |
01:15:16 |
Hey, I'm just |
01:15:18 |
So you two were working |
01:15:19 |
Well, Jake discovered the X-1, |
01:15:21 |
and together we planned |
01:15:23 |
Gina... |
01:15:25 |
I never should have |
01:15:27 |
- Nice work. |
01:15:29 |
I couldn't have done it |
01:15:32 |
This is my boss, |
01:15:34 |
So you're "the" Jake? |
01:15:36 |
Jake Rodgers. |
01:15:37 |
The Bureau thanks you. |
01:15:38 |
Well, everybody except |
01:15:41 |
Listen, we could use |
01:15:44 |
How would you like |
01:15:46 |
What? Me? |
01:15:50 |
The FBI? |
01:15:51 |
Like, with... with the whole |
01:15:53 |
I don't know. |
01:15:57 |
No, sir, |
01:15:59 |
I'm gonna stick |
01:16:01 |
Somebody's gotta |
01:16:03 |
It's what I do. |
01:16:05 |
Jake, I don't think that needs |
01:16:09 |
I trusted you |
01:16:11 |
I got a little surprise |
01:16:13 |
What are you talking about? |
01:16:15 |
I don't like |
01:16:18 |
Where do you think |
01:16:20 |
You again? |
01:16:26 |
Wow. |
01:16:30 |
Two ladies fighting |
01:16:38 |
- #... Far as I know, |
01:16:41 |
# Look nasty girl that shake |
01:16:43 |
- # To the beat, phat phat |
01:16:46 |
# 'Cause I'm ready for the girl, |
01:16:48 |
# Aha, far as I know, |
01:16:57 |
Come on, get up. |
01:17:01 |
- Jake. Jake! |
01:17:03 |
Are you just gonna |
01:17:05 |
Hell yeah! |
01:17:08 |
Okay. |
01:17:25 |
Hey, babe, I don't think |
01:17:30 |
And you... |
01:17:31 |
you can use some hot cocoa |
01:17:35 |
Easy. |
01:17:44 |
You! |
01:17:45 |
Hey hey, Jacuzzi. |
01:17:48 |
Do you have any idea |
01:17:50 |
what being locked in |
01:17:52 |
does to a black |
01:17:54 |
I'm guessing |
01:17:55 |
Mmm, you guess right. |
01:17:57 |
A sister is not happy if her hair |
01:18:01 |
You owe me a visit |
01:18:03 |
over at the salon called |
01:18:06 |
'Cause a sister needs |
01:18:08 |
I want some highlights, |
01:18:09 |
and I'm thinking |
01:18:11 |
make a sister look |
01:18:13 |
- Eh? |
01:18:16 |
Ah! |
01:18:18 |
Okay, you got it. |
01:18:20 |
All right. |
01:18:21 |
Do you salsa? |
01:18:23 |
Ooh, he cute. |
01:18:28 |
What's up, fellas? |
01:18:30 |
There he is. |
01:18:32 |
Look, before you get |
01:18:33 |
...Mr. Big Hotshot |
01:18:37 |
I can't believe you gave up |
01:18:39 |
Look, fellas, this was |
01:18:42 |
I mean, not really, |
01:18:45 |
but I'll make us |
01:18:47 |
G- g-games? I got game ideas. |
01:18:48 |
I'm gonna let 'em out. |
01:18:50 |
What... what about the one... |
01:18:52 |
The objective of the game is to avoid |
01:18:55 |
you gotta keep switching |
01:18:57 |
and they can't get a DNA sample. |
01:18:59 |
"Look at his face, look at his eyes, |
01:19:02 |
"Look how much they look alike. " |
01:19:03 |
"Look how much they look alike. " |
01:19:05 |
- And you gotta avoid all that. |
01:19:07 |
I heard it was based |
01:19:08 |
- Ronnie, I'm gonna have to go, man. |
01:19:10 |
one more... what about the mad |
01:19:12 |
with the promotion? Yeah. I'll |
01:19:14 |
I mean, he... in the game... |
01:19:16 |
- Hey, look... |
01:19:18 |
and... and... and... and... |
01:19:19 |
I'm... I w... |
01:19:20 |
Wait, I got, like, |
01:19:21 |
Just don't forget |
01:19:23 |
Yeah, because the broom |
01:19:26 |
You understand? |
01:19:28 |
So sweep on! |
01:19:29 |
You think he liked |
01:19:31 |
Oh, yeah yeah. |
01:19:38 |
Hey. |
01:19:41 |
Eh, working on it. |
01:19:42 |
Level five's too damn easy, |
01:19:45 |
Okay, we'll bring that up |
01:19:47 |
Thanks a lot, boss. |
01:19:49 |
I appreciate everything |
01:19:52 |
How about a raise? |
01:19:53 |
No. |
01:19:55 |
Oh. |
01:19:56 |
Just checking. I didn't |
01:19:59 |
Mmm? |
01:20:03 |
Hey, Jake, |
01:20:06 |
Hey, what are you |
01:20:09 |
Surprise! |
01:20:11 |
This is nice. Thank you. |
01:20:13 |
That's beautiful. |
01:20:14 |
"'The Cleaner' |
01:20:17 |
That's right, |
01:20:20 |
waitress-slash-agent- |
01:20:26 |
How about... |
01:20:28 |
almost-getting-closer-Boo? |
01:20:30 |
Oh, really? I thought you |
01:20:33 |
How could I forget |
01:20:37 |
Technically, this is |
01:20:40 |
True. |
01:20:45 |
Dinner and ice skating? |
01:20:47 |
Ice skating? |
01:20:49 |
You are not getting me into |
01:20:52 |
I was thinking more like |
01:20:55 |
in the Bahamas. |
01:20:56 |
Sounds pretty romantic. |
01:20:58 |
First class all the way. |
01:20:59 |
Sounds expensive. |
01:21:02 |
Why don't you |
01:21:06 |
- Okay. |
01:21:08 |
The waitress and |
01:21:12 |
That's right. |
01:21:15 |
Uh... hold on. |
01:21:23 |
A spy's gotta eat, |
01:21:26 |
Eh? Let's spend |
01:21:29 |
Ow! |
01:21:30 |
Ooh! Ooh! |
01:21:35 |
13 Baker 3, mark! |
01:21:36 |
Oh, if you don't mind, |
01:21:39 |
could you pick me up |
01:21:41 |
and a rainbow Afro? |
01:21:43 |
And if you could get my eighth-grade |
01:21:46 |
I'd really like |
01:21:47 |
One other thing... |
01:21:50 |
with a little sponge tip. |
01:21:52 |
And a Simon and Garfunkel album... |
01:21:56 |
I don't need |
01:21:57 |
I mean, if it's no trouble. You |
01:21:59 |
maybe some |
01:22:01 |
Maybe, like, a little sparkly... |
01:22:02 |
a little spinning hat or something |
01:22:08 |
I'm sorry, Oprah, |
01:22:10 |
I can't take you |
01:22:12 |
You know why? |
01:22:14 |
'Cause I need |
01:22:16 |
Give me that. Stop! |
01:22:18 |
Okay? That causes shrinkage. |
01:22:21 |
Keep the freezie |
01:22:23 |
Enough with the ice |
01:22:24 |
You gotta be real dirty. |
01:22:27 |
Can you be dingy? |
01:22:28 |
Can you not brush |
01:22:30 |
I have a computer chick |
01:22:33 |
You have the hottest... |
01:22:34 |
- computer chick ever. |
01:22:37 |
Nobody... nobody's... |
01:22:41 |
...but I can't even go in |
01:22:43 |
Nyah! |
01:22:46 |
You want me to take |
01:22:51 |
That's right. |
01:22:53 |
"Please, Dirty Clean Rapper, |
01:22:56 |
L... I'll think about it. |
01:22:58 |
Here we go. |
01:23:00 |
Ow! Ooh! Yeah! |
01:23:04 |
- Lower. |
01:23:06 |
Hey, lady! Take these. |
01:23:08 |
I'm going to still |
01:23:11 |
Your breath smells |
01:23:14 |
...like trash date. |
01:23:16 |
...smells like hot garbage. |
01:23:18 |
Eww! |
01:23:20 |
I got two words for you... |
01:23:21 |
Al-toids! |
01:23:23 |
Lady, get your junk |
01:23:27 |
Are you the girl |
01:23:31 |
That's all I need. |
01:23:43 |
# Everybody, bounce |
01:23:46 |
# Get 'em up, |
01:23:48 |
# HP, KG, light 'em up # |
01:23:51 |
# All the ladies got you |
01:23:53 |
# All the fellas |
01:23:55 |
# Get 'em up, keep 'em high # |
01:23:57 |
# Once again, it's on |
01:24:00 |
# Live at the PJs # |
01:24:01 |
# But it's the nine-nine independent |
01:24:04 |
# Yeah, if you're looking for |
01:24:06 |
# Everybody wanna party |
01:24:08 |
# 'Cause, uh, we could |
01:24:11 |
# Hands up against me, |
01:24:13 |
# Ladies on the floor... |
01:24:15 |
# Keep 'em up high, |
01:24:17 |
# Baby, we don't stop, |
01:24:20 |
# Now get a little closer, |
01:24:22 |
# Making more and more hits, |
01:24:24 |
# I keep 'em out of control |
01:24:26 |
# Now let me |
01:24:33 |
# Look, baby # |
01:24:35 |
# I'm sorry |
01:24:38 |
# I gotta do it, baby, |
01:24:41 |
# I gotta go go # |
01:24:43 |
# When time's on my tail, |
01:24:45 |
# It's either that |
01:24:46 |
# Professional, |
01:24:48 |
# They wanna see me |
01:24:50 |
# Run run run |
01:24:51 |
# The whole precinct |
01:24:53 |
# Tryin' to give me time |
01:24:54 |
# But my breakthrough |
01:24:56 |
# Gotta go, |
01:24:57 |
# Being followed |
01:24:59 |
# Being watched |
01:25:01 |
# Gotta think quick |
01:25:02 |
# You wanna catch the menace, |
01:25:05 |
# I'ma steal me a Lexus, |
01:25:06 |
# So I'm gone |
01:25:08 |
# They wanna see me |