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00:00:32	MAN:
00:00:35	Waiting for my judgment day
00:00:38	Come on, baby girl,
00:00:41	Before I get
00:00:44	I wait
00:00:48	Yeah, I wait
00:00:51	For something good,
00:00:58	Stopping in somebody's old home town
00:01:01	Gotta get that midnight meal
00:01:04	If you can't get behind your own life
00:01:07	Get behind the driving wheel
00:01:10	And go, just go
00:01:17	Find a place that you don't know
00:01:24	Ran into a friend just the other night
00:01:27	Got a badge, he's a local cop
00:01:30	Haven't seen that boy in over seven years
00:01:33	Since out of high school I dropped
00:01:36	I see, I see
00:01:43	All the things that I should be
00:02:10	I wait
00:02:12	Yeah, I wait
00:02:15	For something good, for something great
00:02:22	Dude! You're totally missing it!
00:02:24	It's fucking crazy here, man! Dude! Kev.
00:02:28	I've got an idea.
00:02:30	I want you to come down here
00:02:34	Now that, my friend,
00:02:43	Hey, Mom!
00:02:45	for Fieldmont right after school today.
00:02:47	Honey, I completely forgot about that.
00:02:50	Derek was gonna take me into the city
00:02:54	- God! It's already 7:00?
00:02:56	Morris has a scholarship meeting
00:02:58	- Carter.
00:03:02	Dude, she totally threw off my groove!
00:03:07	- Hey, Carter.
00:03:08	What's up, little people?
00:03:13	Running a little bit low.
00:03:14	Kev! Can I ask you a question?
00:03:16	You know that book that Miss Dangle
00:03:19	- You mean Of Mice and Men?
00:03:22	So let me get this straight.
00:03:23	These two dudes dream of buying
00:03:28	Hmm.
00:03:30	And I'm no expert,
00:03:34	I don't know. Kind of G-A-Y?
00:03:38	Dude, I think
00:03:39	- We can spell, Carter.
00:03:43	Dude. Satan's children, I swear.
00:03:49	Right. Come on, guys!
00:03:54	Grab your backpacks.
00:04:03	Oh, yeah!
00:04:04	All right, see you guys!
00:04:14	Would you look at this guy?
00:04:17	- Hey, Morris.
00:04:19	Hey, Morris,
00:04:21	I've got a scholarship interview
00:04:23	And my parents are up my ass about it.
00:04:25	Morris, your parents
00:04:27	Besides, don't you want to go to some
00:04:30	Guys, come on!
00:04:32	Well, apparently,
00:04:34	At least Kevin will be there. Right, Kev?
00:04:36	Yep. Hey, did you grab your stuff
00:04:38	Yeah. It's in my...
00:04:47	Yeah, the technique was a little off,
00:04:50	And by the way, she's easy,
00:04:52	but not in the, like,
00:04:56	Come on, Kev, I've got to pee.
00:04:58	Carter.
00:05:03	You sure you don't wanna
00:05:05	What? There's no reason for him to come.
00:05:07	You know what, Morris? I think, for the
00:05:11	I don't know.
00:05:14	sounds like a real blastie-blast.
00:05:15	But I think
00:05:18	I mean, seriously, look at this thing.
00:05:20	Like, where are all the hotties, you know?
00:05:23	- Hey.
00:05:25	- Hey, Gina.
00:05:27	Kevin, really, just...
00:05:30	But I need to talk to
00:05:33	Nice!
00:05:35	blow him underneath the bleachers?
00:05:39	Yeah. That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
00:05:41	Awesome! You kids have fun! High five!
00:05:46	I got my high five, dude.
00:05:48	Does he give you a high five like that?
00:05:49	See you...
00:05:51	Here's your brochure, though.
00:05:54	Miami?
00:05:57	- When did you apply there?
00:06:01	KEVIN: What about us?
00:06:02	I mean, what about our plans to
00:06:03	And the campus tour this weekend?
00:06:06	Just go without me.
00:06:09	Look, it's senior year.
00:06:13	It's, like, so exciting,
00:06:18	And you're, like, not fun.
00:06:24	Like, so what? So I don't drink very
00:06:28	Like our Friday nights at mini golf.
00:06:30	Yeah, they're kind of boring.
00:06:31	Our camping trips, the school carnival,
00:06:34	Standing around while you're
00:06:37	- Thrilling!
00:06:39	When we were freshmen, it was one thing.
00:06:40	But this is our time to really go crazy!
00:06:45	And you, you're just... You're a loser!
00:06:50	Kevin, it's over.
00:06:52	College is just around the corner,
00:06:59	That's mine.
00:07:01	CARTER: Okay, so let me get this straight.
00:07:04	You didn't get blown under the bleachers?
00:07:07	No! Dude, have you been listening to me?
00:07:11	I was dumped once.
00:07:13	Morris, you're such a fucking liar, dude.
00:07:15	- You've never even had a girlfriend.
00:07:17	Remember, Kev?
00:07:19	- Right.
00:07:21	- We went to physics camp together.
00:07:24	Come on, you guys. Do you mind?
00:07:27	What am I supposed to do now?
00:07:28	It was all set.
00:07:30	and then we'd get married,
00:07:33	Dude, is that the kind of shit
00:07:37	God! No wonder she dumped your ass.
00:07:40	- What's up, fellows?
00:07:44	What's up with Negative Nancy over here?
00:07:45	Gina dumped him.
00:07:47	Cool. So are you guys going on some sort
00:07:51	- I don't think I'm going anymore.
00:07:53	I just went there last weekend
00:07:56	I almost didn't make it back.
00:07:57	"Almost didn't make it back"?
00:08:00	Yeah, yeah, just college.
00:08:02	And then I went,
00:08:04	it is fucking nuts, man. It's retarded.
00:08:08	Why? What happened?
00:08:10	You guys want to know?
00:08:13	Basically, this is how it went down.
00:08:15	I didn't sleep for three days, okay?
00:08:17	I don't have any money left
00:08:18	I maxed out my parents' credit card,
00:08:19	which was only supposed
00:08:21	I lost my cell phone,
00:08:23	So he's pissed about that
00:08:25	I tried smoking a tampon,
00:08:28	Still got high. Stole a car,
00:08:31	Played naked Frisbee, did some whip-its,
00:08:33	Shit my pants, once,
00:08:34	but please don't tell anyone,
00:08:37	Saw two girls make out.
00:08:41	Watched my brother's roommates
00:08:43	until one of them puked.
00:08:44	Found a tattoo on my lower back
00:08:46	Don't remember getting that.
00:08:47	Figure I'll just tell people
00:08:49	You know? So it doesn't seem so gay.
00:08:50	I laughed. I cried. Fell in love.
00:08:53	Yeah, and did I mention earlier
00:08:57	Three times. Different girls, yeah.
00:09:00	So all in all, I'd say it was pretty much
00:09:04	Yeah.
00:09:05	Dude, you should go.
00:09:10	What if I could have a weekend like that,
00:09:13	How? No way.
00:09:16	Come on, man. What if he was?
00:09:18	All the craziness, the partying, the sex,
00:09:24	You know, maybe I'll even get a tattoo.
00:09:26	Wait, you're joking, right?
00:09:29	You got me, Kev. That's a good one.
00:09:34	I'm not kidding, Morris.
00:09:37	A weekend like Fletcher's
00:09:40	Kev, having some crazy weekend
00:09:44	Or a really good idea,
00:09:50	Bitch.
00:09:52	You know what? I'm gonna go for it.
00:09:53	In fact, I'm gonna have a better weekend
00:09:55	Yes!
00:09:58	Dude, I am so going.
00:10:00	MAN: I gotta move
00:10:03	While the streets ahead are sunny
00:10:07	Fall in love with some honey
00:10:12	I gotta move
00:10:18	It's time I broke out into the open
00:10:22	You know I'll settle down again some day
00:10:25	Dude, this is definitely better
00:10:27	KEVIN: Yeah, man,
00:10:29	Good feeling? What kind of good feeling?
00:10:30	Like your-boy-Carter's-gonna-get-laid
00:10:32	'Cause I have that feeling too, and I love it!
00:10:35	I don't know, man, just everything.
00:10:37	Yeah, man, good!
00:10:40	Okay, Kev, it says here that the campus
00:10:44	And there's a pre-frosh reception tonight
00:10:48	Okay, that's enough!
00:10:50	That's our schedule for the weekend!
00:10:51	Dude, Morris, fuck schedules, man!
00:10:55	You know what that means?
00:10:57	No parents! No curfew! Free fucking beer!
00:11:00	It does not get any better than this!
00:11:04	Except for that.
00:11:07	Hey, what's up, ladies?
00:11:09	No. We just like carrying all these books
00:11:11	Right!
00:11:15	So, look, we're in town for the weekend,
00:11:18	if you guys could, I mean, I don't know,
00:11:20	New guys, huh?
00:11:23	No, no, see, we're not in college.
00:11:25	- We're actually still in high school.
00:11:29	- I hate you so much!
00:11:30	You're crushing my testicles!
00:11:31	- What my friend meant to say was...
00:11:34	All righty then. I'll see you guys later.
00:11:37	Hey, green shirt, if I give you $5 right now,
00:11:40	would you fart in a can
00:11:43	I'll never open it! I promise.
00:11:47	These dorms are whack.
00:11:50	You don't have to, Carter.
00:11:52	This is where the admissions board
00:11:55	Look, I got a cousin who's a legacy
00:11:58	I'm sure if we go there, they'll hook us up.
00:12:00	- Yeah, my parents would love that.
00:12:02	Enough, you guys! Look, I don't see
00:12:13	- What?
00:12:17	- Hi.
00:12:19	I'm Morris.
00:12:20	I'm Kevin, Kevin Brewer,
00:12:24	We're supposed to be staying in your room
00:12:26	Right.
00:12:29	Look, fellows, I'm gonna need about
00:12:33	So just come back later.
00:12:39	Probably just working out.
00:12:40	Yeah, he's just working out one of these.
00:12:47	- Disgusting!
00:12:48	Pretty good? Awesome.
00:12:56	KEVIN: Okay, dude, do you actually know
00:12:57	Dude, relax! It's right up here, I think.
00:13:01	All right, dude, I'm not perfect, all right?
00:13:02	All these Greek letters
00:13:04	Maybe we should go back
00:13:06	You shut your mouth! Shut your mouth!
00:13:08	Or not. That's cool, too.
00:13:15	Holy shit. Those chicks
00:13:19	- Hey, guys.
00:13:22	- What's up, college girls?
00:13:24	- I'm Morris.
00:13:27	- She said my name.
00:13:33	"Chicks are smoking hot"?
00:13:38	Yeah. Smooth.
00:13:40	Whatever! All you got out was your name.
00:13:41	Which she repeated back to me,
00:13:43	Shut up.
00:13:49	Jesus!
00:13:50	- Nut shot.
00:13:52	Get some.
00:13:54	Shitty news, dudes.
00:13:57	Dean Chandler has denied our petition,
00:14:00	Shit!
00:14:02	I guess he's taking that whole
00:14:06	Looking good, Goose.
00:14:08	Looks like we got another semester
00:14:11	This fucking blows, man!
00:14:13	What's the point of college
00:14:16	Shit!
00:14:19	Fuck!
00:14:22	MAN: Fuck!
00:14:26	Son of a...
00:14:30	That's it.
00:14:33	- What?
00:14:34	- No.
00:14:36	You can't graduate. You're Bearcat.
00:14:38	- You're an institution.
00:14:40	I'm scared to graduate.
00:14:42	It seems like torturing pledges,
00:14:45	That's not true, and you know that.
00:14:48	You're good at a lot of things.
00:14:53	Like... Like the keg toss.
00:14:58	And you take the biggest dumps
00:15:00	Yeah. Nobody beats you at that.
00:15:03	It is, isn't it?
00:15:08	- Hang in there, big guy.
00:15:10	Hang in there.
00:15:16	We'll figure this whole pledge thing out,
00:15:31	Hey, man, is this the Beta Phi house?
00:15:33	What? You can't read Greek?
00:15:36	My cousin is a legacy here.
00:15:38	- Yeah? Who's your cousin?
00:15:40	You mean Queef?
00:15:43	- What?
00:15:45	- What's a queef?
00:15:48	It's his pledge name.
00:15:50	- Who'd want that name?
00:15:53	I'd like to help you guys out, with you
00:15:59	Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:16:00	Come on, man.
00:16:02	We're just up here to party, you know?
00:16:05	You guys are a bunch of high school kids?
00:16:09	No, okay? Go try the dorms.
00:16:14	- A legacy, dude?
00:16:17	I can't believe they call Toby "Queef. "
00:16:23	What did those guys want?
00:16:24	A couple of high school kids
00:16:28	One of them was Queef's cousin.
00:16:31	God, that guy could toss a salad.
00:16:36	Sorry. That guy's a loser.
00:16:38	So, they're looking
00:16:43	- Maybe we should let them stay.
00:16:46	What the hell
00:16:47	of fucking high school kids
00:16:52	TEAGUE: Brothers.
00:16:55	- Listen up.
00:16:57	Goose, shut the fuck up.
00:17:01	These guys. What's your names?
00:17:04	I'm Kevin, and this is Morris and Carter.
00:17:06	Okay, whatever. These guys are
00:17:10	Well, see, technically,
00:17:13	but our roommate's a little...
00:17:15	- MAN: Technically, you're a fag!
00:17:16	Yeah, he's jerking off.
00:17:18	Pussy! Fuck hole!
00:17:20	Bearcat! Relax, big man.
00:17:26	Sorry. He's got anger management issues.
00:17:29	How about I show you guys
00:17:31	Put your stuff away?
00:17:32	- Morris, do you like the sound of that?
00:17:34	- ALL: Party! Party! Party!
00:17:36	- Party! Party! Party!
00:17:38	- Party! Party! Party!
00:17:40	- Party! Party! Party!
00:17:43	What's up, shit face?
00:17:44	This is usually
00:17:47	We call this room the dungeon,
00:17:53	You're gonna love it.
00:18:00	COOPER: Watch the step.
00:18:18	Yeah, this place fucking sucks.
00:18:20	Dude, it beats some guy jerking, all right?
00:18:23	Like we said, all of our guest rooms
00:18:26	Yeah. We feel really bad
00:18:29	- Is that a rat?
00:18:33	And don't you guys worry.
00:18:34	We're gonna give you the 411
00:18:37	In fact, I think that the Lambdas
00:18:41	Keggers? We love keggers.
00:18:44	We are all about keggers.
00:18:45	Cool. Well, you guys
00:18:54	COOPER: Bearcat!
00:18:58	- What the fuck is up with that...
00:19:00	- No, man. I'm chilling. What?
00:19:07	So excited!
00:19:09	All right, guys. This is it. Party time.
00:19:13	Let's do the rundown. Rubbers?
00:19:16	Check.
00:19:18	Breath mints?
00:19:22	Check.
00:19:24	Retainers?
00:19:28	I was kidding. That's so fucking gross.
00:19:33	- So, you guys sure about this?
00:19:38	What?
00:19:39	What? We're here to learn
00:19:42	God, I love the new attitude, Kevin.
00:19:44	It makes your eyes pop
00:19:46	It makes your shirt look better.
00:19:49	Hold onto your socks,
00:19:56	Hey, guys! Come on in!
00:19:59	Yeah!
00:20:01	Party!
00:20:02	Yeah!
00:20:05	What's up? Going on? Ladies?
00:20:13	There's a lot of dudes here, right?
00:20:15	Yeah. It's a total sausage fest.
00:20:19	Check it out!
00:20:20	These guys are so drunk
00:20:23	Morris, I don't think they're drunk.
00:20:25	Who wants to play
00:20:28	It's boner tag! It's boner tag!
00:20:38	Why would they send us
00:20:42	Maybe they found out how many times
00:20:46	Real funny, Carter.
00:20:47	Look, my cousin's a legacy. I doubt
00:20:52	Don't worry!
00:20:57	Just Bearcat's.
00:20:59	MAN: Yeah!
00:21:00	Hey, how was the party?
00:21:03	Yeah, real funny, guys.
00:21:05	Watch your step, pre-frosh!
00:21:08	Welcome to college, boys. Enjoy.
00:21:13	Crap.
00:21:16	MAN: Don't talk about it
00:21:18	Oh, boy, don't talk about it
00:21:22	If you do, I'll die
00:21:33	Holy shit! This is insane!
00:21:35	No, man. This is fucking college.
00:21:41	God bless America for such a place!
00:21:44	Let's rock this bitch.
00:21:54	Hey! Hey! Hey! What's up, fellows?
00:21:58	Look, we feel like absolute shit
00:22:02	- Yeah. We think you guys are cool.
00:22:06	We weren't trying to be
00:22:10	Let us make it up to you.
00:22:11	We're gonna go do some body shots.
00:22:12	And we would love it
00:22:15	Dude, we are so down!
00:22:17	Actually, you know what?
00:22:19	Yeah, I think I'm gonna take a pass, too.
00:22:23	Lame and lamer.
00:22:28	Just saying, man, I guess Gina was right.
00:22:33	Dude, where's the bathroom?
00:22:35	All right. All right, you know what?
00:22:40	- COOPER: Bottle.
00:22:47	Salt.
00:22:52	Limes.
00:22:56	And lube.
00:22:59	- What the hell is that for?
00:23:00	We probably won't need it. You guys...
00:23:05	Where did the girls go?
00:23:07	Unfortunately,
00:23:09	the girls had to go home early.
00:23:12	So who are we doing body shots off of?
00:23:15	- Great question, Mike.
00:23:18	Bearcat was nice enough
00:23:21	Bearcat?
00:23:25	MAN: Yeah!
00:23:39	That's right, motherfuckers!
00:23:41	- Okay, we're outta here, let's go.
00:23:43	Where are you guys going?
00:23:44	Yeah, we thought you guys were cool.
00:23:49	Guess we were wrong.
00:23:50	Well, have fun back at the dorm,
00:24:46	- ALL: Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:24:48	- Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:24:51	- Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:24:54	- MAN: Do that shot!
00:24:55	MAN: Do that shot! Do it!
00:25:00	Watch this!
00:25:15	You are my best friend!
00:25:17	MAN: All the girls and the boys
00:25:19	Just let me hear you shout
00:25:20	Bring them out
00:25:22	Everything's spinning around me.
00:25:25	Doing shots of tequila out of
00:25:28	Whatever, man. You guys
00:25:31	Is that a fat joke, you bitch?
00:25:32	- Here! Video me!
00:25:36	Yeah, wait till Gina sees this! Party!
00:25:43	Party!
00:25:51	MAN: Pump up your fist
00:25:53	Till the lights go out
00:25:54	Bring them out
00:25:57	Katie
00:25:59	I don't know why I even try
00:26:02	'Cause lately
00:26:04	You're always out with other guys
00:26:07	Pretty baby
00:26:09	Don't you know I'll treat you right
00:26:11	I'll go crazy
00:26:14	If you pass me up tonight
00:26:17	Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:26:20	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:26:22	All this time can't get it off my mind
00:26:24	Dance the night away
00:26:26	Keep rocking with me
00:26:27	When the grooves all right
00:26:29	I want to hear you say
00:26:32	All the girls and the boys
00:26:34	Just let me hear you shout
00:26:36	Bring them out
00:26:37	All the girls and the boys
00:26:39	Just let me hear you shout
00:26:41	Bring them out
00:26:42	Pump up your fist
00:26:45	Till the lights go out
00:26:46	Bring them out
00:26:47	Wake up
00:26:49	I'm calling you up
00:26:52	We're gonna shake up
00:26:54	So hurry it up, no wasted time
00:26:56	The girls in their makeup
00:26:59	Exchanging looks tonight
00:27:02	I just ran into some other friends of mine
00:27:05	Someone's coming round
00:27:07	All the girls and the boys
00:27:10	Just let me hear you shout
00:27:11	Bring them out
00:27:14	MAN: Fuck yeah!
00:27:26	Drink!
00:27:28	- Sorry. What?
00:27:32	Yeah, yeah, right. Cool. All right.
00:27:39	- So when do I get a turn?
00:27:43	You kids having fun?
00:27:47	What? I can't play?
00:27:50	What do you say we wrap up this game
00:27:55	Minus the dickhead.
00:27:57	Yeah. I think I'll pass.
00:28:04	Could I get the beer? No?
00:28:08	- What an a-hole.
00:28:11	Anyway, where were we?
00:28:15	Nice.
00:28:18	Nitrous in the hizzie!
00:28:24	Granola Bar! Can I have one, please?
00:28:26	Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:28:28	There you go, darling,
00:28:30	- I'm gonna sit.
00:28:36	Hey, here you go. Have a balloon.
00:28:40	This balloon's for you! Have a balloon!
00:28:44	No, no.
00:28:46	You have to inhale it.
00:28:51	MORRIS: Wow.
00:28:56	Feel the flow.
00:29:01	Hey, I saw a laundry room back there.
00:29:06	- Oh, my God! Are you serious?
00:29:09	I haven't heard a line like that since,
00:29:14	You've got flat tits!
00:29:17	Do you mind?
00:29:18	What? Yeah, absolutely.
00:29:24	Or down the whole thing.
00:29:35	I'm so getting laid.
00:29:39	Excuse me. Excuse me!
00:29:41	What's up? How's it going?
00:29:42	Excuse me! Excuse me!
00:29:45	You're bigger than me.
00:29:56	This is awesome!
00:30:09	Wait. What was that?
00:30:13	Shit! I think someone's coming.
00:30:18	- No, no, no. The bed, the bed!
00:30:20	- I'm not gonna fit under there!
00:30:21	- I will not fit under this bed.
00:30:28	Are you sure this room's okay?
00:30:30	It's fine. Relax, okay?
00:30:34	- Are you sure?
00:30:37	GIRL 1: I'm just a little nervous, you know?
00:30:40	GIRL 2: Don't worry.
00:31:01	Morris, maybe it's because
00:31:04	but I will just go for this.
00:31:06	Go for what? You want another...
00:31:19	Sorry. Your hand is down my pants.
00:31:23	I know. Just relax.
00:31:26	Sweet!
00:31:29	Oh, God! That feels so good!
00:31:32	- Your hands are like butter!
00:31:37	You know, normally,
00:31:41	but this is way better.
00:31:43	Plus, I don't have to worry
00:31:53	Heather? Hello?
00:31:57	Damn it! So close!
00:32:01	Cop!
00:32:04	- What's your problem?
00:32:06	- Run!
00:32:10	Party's busted! Everybody run!
00:32:17	GIRL: That sucks.
00:32:26	GIRL 1: That feels so good.
00:32:27	GIRL 2: I almost forgot.
00:32:30	GIRL 2: They don't call it
00:32:38	GIRL 1: You got it?
00:32:40	GIRL 2: Yeah. I got it. Where were we?
00:32:49	GIRL 2: I didn't know you were so kinky.
00:32:56	GIRL 1: Yeah!
00:32:58	Kiss me. Kiss me now.
00:33:00	- GIRL 2: Really?
00:33:02	Do it!
00:33:04	- What was that?
00:33:07	- GIRL 1: Are you sure?
00:33:10	What the fuck do you know
00:33:12	MAN: Come on down and check it out.
00:33:27	So, I don't really know what this means,
00:33:32	but Amy says that she's under the bed
00:33:39	- Should I be worried?
00:33:41	Okay.
00:33:43	Wait a second.
00:33:46	That's a good question.
00:33:50	So what are you guys? Freshmen?
00:33:55	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we're freshmen. Yep.
00:33:57	What's your major?
00:33:59	Uh...
00:34:01	- Photography.
00:34:04	I love photography.
00:34:08	I heard they have
00:34:10	Yeah. It's supposed to be
00:34:13	Maybe you can give me
00:34:15	Yeah, sure.
00:34:22	That was so hot.
00:34:23	Please tell me you're as horny
00:34:25	- Hornier.
00:34:26	BEARCAT: What's up, man?
00:34:27	Wow, motherfucker,
00:34:44	What the...
00:34:47	Christmas came early!
00:35:01	- Here we are.
00:35:05	You know, you're different
00:35:08	Well, you know,
00:35:13	Yeah. I could tell.
00:35:20	- Maybe I'll see you around.
00:35:24	- I hope so.
00:35:26	In the night sky
00:35:29	In the night sky
00:35:33	In the night sky
00:35:41	In the night sky
00:35:48	- Kevin!
00:35:51	What do you want?
00:36:23	Morris. Wake up, sleepy.
00:36:35	Holy shit. Did we...
00:36:37	Heck, yeah! All night long.
00:36:41	Give it to me again, big boy!
00:36:42	This is the greatest day of my life.
00:36:47	Hey, Dad. Dad! What are you doing here?
00:36:50	You missed your interview, Morris.
00:36:57	everything.
00:37:08	Shit!
00:37:12	The interview!
00:37:24	Give it up
00:37:28	Give it up
00:37:32	Give it up
00:37:37	Give it up
00:37:44	Apparently, Mr. Hooper's a no-show.
00:37:51	MORRIS: Thank God!
00:37:53	You're still here. I'm sorry I'm late.
00:38:01	Now, behind me is the bronze statue
00:38:06	General W.S. Fieldmont.
00:38:08	It has become one of
00:38:14	My life is over.
00:38:17	- Dude, they probably didn't even notice.
00:38:23	Yeah, dude, I did.
00:38:26	Whatever, dude. Just kiss
00:38:30	And where the hell is Kevin, by the way?
00:38:31	You know, he should've been here by now.
00:38:34	He probably just hooked up last night.
00:38:38	You don't think
00:38:41	Dude, it's college.
00:39:05	Looking good, Kev.
00:39:14	- Check it out.
00:39:17	- Nice diaper!
00:39:23	Okay. This is really embarrassing.
00:39:25	Yeah, it's not really
00:39:28	Why would they do this to you?
00:39:29	I don't know. Because they can, I guess.
00:39:42	Maybe we should just go home.
00:39:43	We're not going anywhere, all right?
00:39:45	Why not? What are you trying to prove?
00:39:47	I'm not trying to prove anything.
00:39:51	Amen to that! God, I love the new Kevin!
00:39:54	You call this having a good time?
00:39:55	I'll get back at them.
00:39:59	What could be worse than getting
00:40:02	Hey, what's up, Gina?
00:40:05	Fieldmont rocks!
00:40:17	Dude, maybe the message
00:40:19	You know what?
00:40:22	Really? Well, in that case,
00:40:25	- We'll post it online...
00:40:27	Okay.
00:40:31	Come on, Morris.
00:40:33	You know, I mean,
00:40:36	How's it for the best?
00:40:37	Because if you went home now,
00:40:39	Yeah! Your parents would go ape-shit
00:40:43	And now at least you could probably talk
00:40:45	You know, explain what happened.
00:40:47	You really think that would work?
00:40:49	I think it's worth a shot.
00:40:51	And you may see that Heather chick again
00:40:52	and get more than a half hand job.
00:40:57	I think he'll definitely see her again.
00:41:02	Yeah.
00:41:29	By the way, I sort of accidentally
00:41:43	Looks like those high school fuckers
00:41:45	They got front row seats to nipple city.
00:41:52	Motherfuckers!
00:41:56	It's part of the whole
00:41:58	Fraternities throw parties,
00:42:01	Nice! Are any of them naked?
00:42:04	All right, bitches, you're up!
00:42:07	So I guess you better go, huh?
00:42:09	Yeah, but maybe if you're lucky,
00:42:11	we'll let you guys buy us
00:42:14	- What's that?
00:42:16	Wait. You guys do go to bars, right?
00:42:20	- Bars? Yeah. All the time.
00:42:24	Just make sure you bring this guy.
00:42:27	- This guy?
00:42:28	Yeah, you.
00:42:30	Last night was the first frat party
00:42:33	Because of me?
00:42:35	- Okay.
00:42:40	Hey, I was thinking maybe we could,
00:42:44	finish what we started last night.
00:42:45	Maybe.
00:42:52	God, that girl fucking rocks.
00:42:57	- Kev?
00:42:58	On a scale of one to ten,
00:43:04	What's up, fellows?
00:43:07	Hey, Kevin!
00:43:08	Heard you and the General got a
00:43:12	Yeah. Yeah, that was a good one, Teague.
00:43:15	Hey, I don't suppose you know
00:43:22	- So that's how it's gonna be, Teague?
00:43:25	In fact, we got a job
00:43:28	What kind of job?
00:43:30	Nothing much. We're just gonna need you
00:43:34	Maybe wash my car.
00:43:38	Where did I put them keys?
00:43:50	- Fuck that! No!
00:43:54	Wait, are you guys serious?
00:43:55	Well, you guys didn't think
00:43:57	were gonna be free here, did you?
00:43:58	We're not cleaning your house!
00:44:00	Well, maybe your little girlfriends
00:44:03	you guys are still in high school.
00:44:05	How do you know
00:44:07	Because if you did, they wouldn't be
00:44:11	Better get to work now, boys!
00:44:13	TEAGUE: Pick the keys up.
00:44:18	Boom!
00:44:22	And Kevin? Kevy?
00:44:26	Don't waste your time with Kendall.
00:44:28	You don't want my sloppy seconds,
00:44:30	Unless you're into that?
00:44:40	Dude, why do we have to clean?
00:44:43	Dude, I think this weekend
00:44:59	MAN:
00:45:06	I'm down on my luck
00:45:08	I'm at wit's end
00:45:10	See they've taken my home
00:45:13	They've taken my job
00:45:16	But there's one thing
00:45:18	That I will hold till the end
00:45:21	'Cause it's part of me
00:45:24	They will not take it all away!
00:45:41	Don't let them take it all away
00:45:46	It's getting harder every day
00:45:52	Brothers, sisters, hear me say
00:45:57	I'm pounding the pavement
00:46:00	Good times and bad
00:46:03	I've been beat on, kicked on
00:46:06	The whole bleeding world thinks
00:46:08	Yeah, they can own my body
00:46:11	So they better face the facts
00:46:13	Till we all join hands
00:46:16	They will not take it all away
00:46:30	That's really funny.
00:46:33	so you think that it'd be funny
00:46:35	Because I've been working really hard
00:46:38	I love that! You're just...
00:46:42	Yeah, get some, you punk-ass bitch!
00:46:54	- I don't know if this is a good idea.
00:46:59	Go on.
00:47:05	Come on, man! You can do it!
00:47:11	- Yeah, he's totally fucked. Yep.
00:47:15	Shit! Run away!
00:47:18	Let's just say that this morning was,
00:47:24	Heck, I didn't even know
00:47:27	I had to search the Internet for them.
00:47:29	But I guess that's what happens
00:47:33	rather than the dorm room
00:47:36	I know, sir. It was a bad choice.
00:47:39	Christ, if I had my way,
00:47:44	Do you know that those animals
00:47:49	out of balloons just to get high?
00:47:52	Really? That's just awful!
00:47:57	Mr. Hooper, there is no doubt
00:48:02	but the scholarships we give out here
00:48:07	Dean Chandler, that's me.
00:48:10	My family has a long history at Fieldmont,
00:48:12	and I'd like to continue that legacy.
00:48:15	Well, you know, son, I guess
00:48:17	For, as of right now, Mr. Hooper,
00:48:19	you and your scholarship
00:48:29	God! You're so lame!
00:48:31	Dude, where have you been? It's go time!
00:48:33	Relax! Relax!
00:48:39	All my years of hard work
00:48:44	- Nice.
00:48:48	What's wrong?
00:48:51	Or have you forgotten what that feels like?
00:48:53	- I understand, man.
00:48:55	Somehow, I have to convince the Dean
00:48:59	Well, look, there's nothing
00:49:01	- So let's just go get our girls. Here.
00:49:05	Whatever, Morris. Just tell the bouncer
00:49:07	Let me see it.
00:49:10	Dude, this will totally work!
00:49:14	You're a little uglier, but it'll be good.
00:49:18	Laquisha?
00:49:20	Man, you actually expect me
00:49:24	You know what? I like how you roll, dog.
00:49:27	10 bucks cover tonight, guys.
00:49:31	Shit!
00:49:32	- Sorry, guys. No dough, no go.
00:49:36	Let the ladies through.
00:49:37	Let the ladies through.
00:49:39	- What was that? They didn't pay.
00:49:45	- No.
00:49:48	You like that when
00:49:51	I said no.
00:49:56	I cannot believe
00:49:58	They've done pretty much
00:50:01	Why not that?
00:50:02	Man, do you think this is
00:50:04	- when we're really in college?
00:50:07	Well, we probably won't all be together.
00:50:10	God, Morris, you're such a fucking baby!
00:50:13	- Would you please just shut up?
00:50:16	Think about it, guys. This is it!
00:50:21	Man, he's right. This is it.
00:50:23	You know, all the more of a reason
00:50:25	All right, I'm not sitting around.
00:50:27	Where are you going?
00:50:28	What do you think?
00:50:31	- What about the girls?
00:50:37	- It hurts.
00:50:38	Come on.
00:50:39	- Wait for me!
00:50:43	MAN: I was on my way up
00:50:46	And I didn't know I crossed that line
00:50:50	Make me sick to my stomach
00:50:54	Sitting in this cell of mine
00:50:57	I said, "Goddamn, I'm only a man"
00:51:01	Give me 15 years to life
00:51:05	Jailbait
00:51:36	GIRL: Come on, cowboy.
00:51:39	MAN: Yeah!
00:51:41	GIRL: You guys ready to celebrate?
00:51:48	Where's my whip?
00:51:51	You want to be my bitch, huh?
00:51:57	Pass it on.
00:52:27	- Fellows, it's not polite to stare!
00:52:32	Ladies, I want you to meet
00:52:35	- Hi, boys.
00:52:37	- Hi, cutie.
00:52:41	Wait. You're the Penthouse
00:52:43	Mmm-hmm.
00:52:44	- And you're...
00:52:48	Fellows!
00:52:52	Where were we? Where were we?
00:52:59	Yeah, that's right. Ladies?
00:53:01	These guys were nice enough
00:53:04	Wait a second. That's what you did
00:53:07	Hey, kegs aren't cheap these days,
00:53:09	Neither are the circus animals
00:53:11	Wait! You couldn't have paid for this.
00:53:13	We didn't even have
00:53:15	- Yeah.
00:53:18	Luckily, you guys had some plastic.
00:53:20	God, my parents gave me that
00:53:22	Well, good thing they got
00:53:24	We almost maxed those puppies out.
00:53:28	Verne Troyer?
00:53:30	- That's Mini-Me.
00:53:35	- Why do you keep hitting me? Fuck!
00:53:39	Fucking Mini-Me.
00:53:41	It was Bearcat's idea.
00:53:46	Anyhow, we've gotta go be social.
00:53:49	You douche bags have fun. Okay? Okay.
00:53:53	Babies?
00:53:57	That was so weird, but so hot!
00:54:00	Dude, she twisted my nipple, dude!
00:54:02	So, basically, this is our party.
00:54:05	- Yeah. In a roundabout way, I guess it is.
00:54:10	Come on, Morris! I mean, we paid for it.
00:54:12	- That's my boy!
00:54:15	Me! Me! I'm first!
00:54:22	- Have you ever done one of these before?
00:54:25	Yeah. Real fun.
00:54:26	All right, here,
00:54:28	Wait, I thought you didn't want
00:54:30	I changed my mind, all right?
00:54:32	- Nice!
00:54:34	What's happening?
00:54:38	Yeah, I do, Morris, all right?
00:54:40	Yeah, fuck nugget.
00:54:42	Me? No way. That's a bad idea.
00:54:45	- I'm already on thin ice with the Dean.
00:54:49	You know what? I think I'm gonna go
00:54:53	You guys have fun puking on yourselves.
00:54:55	Okay. We will, buddy. I love you!
00:54:58	- All right, whatever. Let's do this thing!
00:55:01	Yeah. Be careful with him, guys.
00:55:04	Bitches spit, Kev. Bitches spit.
00:55:18	- Hey, is there alcohol in there?
00:55:23	No, not at all.
00:55:25	In fact, this is non-alcoholic
00:55:31	- Really?
00:55:34	After last night, I feel like we bonded.
00:55:38	In fact, if you don't believe me,
00:55:44	Hey, can I have some punch?
00:55:46	Hey, safety first.
00:55:49	- Another designated driver.
00:55:54	- Wow! It's pretty good.
00:56:00	Thanks, Bearcat. You're all right.
00:56:03	Listen to me. If anybody,
00:56:06	and I mean anybody,
00:56:10	I got your front.
00:56:11	- Don't you mean "back"?
00:56:16	If you feel something
00:56:19	Who's fucking on my floor?
00:56:25	- Heather!
00:56:28	GIRL: Hey, Teague, who's the blonde?
00:56:31	Hey! Kendall! I'm glad you made it.
00:56:35	No, thanks, Teague. Not now.
00:56:37	If you're looking for who I think
00:56:41	He's a loser, him and his little friends.
00:56:44	Are you really that jealous?
00:56:48	You had your chance, Teague,
00:57:01	- Yeah!
00:57:05	- Fuck, yeah!
00:57:08	- Verne!
00:57:10	- Fuck you, prick!
00:57:13	- Hey, man, did you get that one?
00:57:15	- Holy shit. Oh, hey, hey! Look, look!
00:57:19	Hey, Kendall! Kendall, hey!
00:57:21	What's up, ladies?
00:57:23	We were hoping you guys would show up.
00:57:24	Yeah, we waited at the bar
00:57:27	Yeah. Way to blow us off.
00:57:29	Amy, girl, you know
00:57:33	Especially last night, you know,
00:57:37	Hey, hey, look, the bouncer
00:57:40	We got in just fine,
00:57:42	Yeah, but, see, you guys got tits,
00:57:47	Hey, but you know what?
00:57:49	Let us make it up to you, okay,
00:57:53	- I think you've had plenty.
00:57:58	I'm just getting started.
00:58:02	All right, well,
00:58:04	We're gonna get you the beers.
00:58:05	- So don't move.
00:58:07	- Excuse me, boobies! Look out!
00:58:17	- Cocksucking motherfucker!
00:58:19	Come on back and fight like a man!
00:58:24	MAN: So, let's go
00:58:26	And get wasted
00:58:29	Let's go
00:58:31	And get high
00:58:34	Let's go
00:58:39	Look who's here!
00:58:41	Hey, come on, don't be a dick, Teague.
00:58:45	- What'd you say?
00:58:47	Or is that too complicated for your small...
00:58:48	Hey, hey! Hey, hey!
00:58:51	Stop being an asshole, Teague,
00:58:55	So you want some beer for your ladies?
00:59:00	All right.
00:59:03	You know what? You guys put up with
00:59:07	and you deserve this beer.
00:59:10	In fact, hold on.
00:59:16	Hey, everybody, listen up!
00:59:18	- Lay off, Teague.
00:59:23	See these guys right here?
00:59:29	- That's right! They're high school kids!
00:59:32	High school?
00:59:33	All right, come on now, once upon a time
00:59:39	- No way!
00:59:41	Grow up!
00:59:43	All right, shut up!
00:59:45	These guys are cool.
00:59:47	They're good guys
00:59:51	Give them one.
00:59:52	Here it is. Your beer.
01:00:05	What the fuck?
01:00:09	Would you fucking stop peeing on me,
01:00:11	Say what?
01:00:15	What me and him got,
01:00:18	Pick me up, bitch!
01:00:20	Stop calling me bitch! This is my frat.
01:00:22	And now let's get fucked up!
01:00:32	- Kendall, wait!
01:00:40	- Oh, my word, that was fun.
01:00:44	They can't dance.
01:00:46	Jim! Look out!
01:00:50	- Sweet Jesus! That was close!
01:00:54	Just the guy I wanted to talk to.
01:00:59	CHANDLER: Oh, my God!
01:01:12	I'm so dead.
01:01:14	Yeah, well, at least you didn't get
01:01:18	Yeah, Kendall looked
01:01:20	Pissed?
01:01:21	Dude, it looked like she was gonna
01:01:28	Kev? Kev! Where you going?
01:01:30	I'm gonna go apologize.
01:01:45	Hey! Shut the fuck up!
01:01:59	MAN: Dude.
01:02:02	BEARCAT: There's Goose! There's Goose!
01:02:05	Shit, that's funny!
01:02:07	Play it in slow-mo!
01:02:09	- You guys do this shit for fun?
01:02:12	- Butch up, Goose! Stop being a pussy!
01:02:19	I just saw those high school kids
01:02:23	Just saying.
01:02:29	No way.
01:02:34	What?
01:02:35	- Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
01:02:39	- No, thanks.
01:02:44	- Come on, I leave tomorrow.
01:02:48	But you're just like the rest of them.
01:02:54	College blows!
01:02:57	You think I'll ever see Heather again?
01:02:59	Probably not, Morris.
01:03:02	So that was my last shot
01:03:04	All I wanna do is bang
01:03:06	Is that so much to ask?
01:03:08	What the hell?
01:03:12	MORRIS: My glasses! My glasses!
01:03:17	Get them in the van! Get them in.
01:03:20	Get them in.
01:03:31	- TEAGUE: You pukes are worthless.
01:03:35	Nothing but a bunch
01:03:39	Goddamn high school kids!
01:03:46	I can't believe we're even out here
01:03:50	Wasting our motherfucking time!
01:03:53	Dude, what's with the repeating?
01:03:55	Sorry! It's stupid. Can I get a hug?
01:04:02	Just go stand over there
01:04:05	Do the growl thing.
01:04:07	Come on, man, I'll jeeper creeper
01:04:20	We got beer to drink.
01:04:26	By the way,
01:04:28	have you guys ever seen
01:04:32	- Fucked up. Pig stampede.
01:04:35	- ALL: Pig stampede! Pig stampede!
01:04:37	- Pig stampede! Pig stampede!
01:04:40	- Pig stampede! Pig stampede!
01:04:52	BEARCAT: Get out of the front seat, bitch!
01:05:00	Shit! Run!
01:05:10	Keep running, you little sicko pig fuckers!
01:05:18	This sucks.
01:05:20	Yeah, thanks for
01:05:23	You know, I never thought I'd say this,
01:05:30	- What, Kevin?
01:05:31	Don't forget it. If you have
01:05:33	Okay, fine, you want it? Here it is.
01:05:36	I'm full of shit?
01:05:37	Yeah! You're always talking
01:05:39	You know what? Newsflash!
01:05:44	- So, that's how it's gonna be, huh, Kevin?
01:05:49	- Man! This is great.
01:05:53	You know what, Kev? Stop dumping on us
01:05:55	'cause the weekend didn't turn out
01:05:57	Yeah, probably because
01:05:59	Yeah, 'cause it was my idea to try
01:06:03	- That was all you, man!
01:06:06	You know what? Stay out of it, Morris!
01:06:08	I'm not part of this?
01:06:10	This was supposed to be yours
01:06:12	Dude, whatever.
01:06:13	No, but while we're comparing
01:06:15	here's one for you.
01:06:16	My face got written on
01:06:19	a pig just snacked on my nuts,
01:06:21	and, oh, yeah,
01:06:23	I puked on the Dean's car,
01:06:24	which pretty much means
01:06:27	God, Morris! Ever since you got here
01:06:28	you whine, whine, whine
01:06:30	You don't even want to go here.
01:06:31	It's not about what I want!
01:06:34	Yeah, well, then grow some fucking balls
01:06:36	It's not that easy.
01:06:38	Hey, man, what's next?
01:06:40	- What girl you marry?
01:06:43	That's a first.
01:06:45	- You bag on him more than anyone.
01:06:48	Ha!
01:06:50	Okay, you know what, Morris? Fuck you!
01:06:52	That's the last time
01:06:55	You know what? Fuck you, too, Kevin,
01:07:03	All right, fine, Morris.
01:07:05	Why don't you hold his hand
01:07:07	- Fuck you, Kevin.
01:07:11	What is that,
01:07:13	I'm telling your parents!
01:07:16	Fuck!
01:07:18	MAN: We do not know
01:07:23	How things work
01:07:28	We do not know
01:07:34	Where you go
01:07:42	In the night
01:07:46	Through the door
01:07:50	Through the door that holds you
01:07:57	Through the door that holds you
01:08:04	Out of the blue
01:08:13	We do not know
01:08:20	The door that holds you
01:08:27	Silent as glue
01:08:31	We stand under it
01:08:34	But we don't understand it
01:08:39	The door that holds you
01:08:46	Silent as glue
01:08:51	And stars fall on
01:08:59	Stars fall on
01:09:05	Silent as glue
01:09:28	- Nice look.
01:09:35	So...
01:09:40	- Look, about what happened...
01:09:43	- Just let me explain.
01:09:46	I don't even know who you are.
01:09:48	Yeah, to be honest,
01:09:51	Maybe it's time you figure that out.
01:09:55	You know, high school, college,
01:10:00	Yeah, I know. It's so stupid.
01:10:02	You know, I came down here thinking
01:10:07	Lying to you was just part of it.
01:10:09	I thought you were pretty great.
01:10:12	I don't know.
01:10:14	You don't know?
01:10:16	Like, I mean,
01:10:20	You know, a little uptight at times,
01:10:27	God, I really screwed up this weekend.
01:10:30	You know, now Morris and Carter
01:10:32	They're both pissed at me.
01:10:36	You just seem like the kind of person
01:10:40	Ha!
01:10:43	A couple weeks ago... Brace yourself.
01:10:49	I hooked up with Teague.
01:10:51	- Huge mistake.
01:10:55	Why not? He told the whole campus.
01:11:00	Why'd you do it?
01:11:03	- He is so...
01:11:07	He was good-looking.
01:11:11	and since he was a really good liar,
01:11:14	he made believe that it was
01:11:22	- Ouch.
01:11:25	It was kind of why I freaked out tonight.
01:11:30	I found out that you lied and
01:11:35	Oh, God, please, look,
01:11:40	I'm really sorry about everything.
01:11:45	Is this the real Kevin talking?
01:11:47	Or is this the new and improved
01:11:50	No, this is the real me,
01:11:52	the uptight, responsible,
01:11:57	Good. Apology accepted then.
01:12:04	All right, well,
01:12:09	Before you go,
01:12:17	- Morris? Morris, wake up!
01:12:23	- What's with the...
01:12:31	Look, you guys. I've been thinking
01:12:36	about everything.
01:12:38	- You said some harsh things, man.
01:12:42	I've realized a lot about myself
01:12:46	I didn't mean what I said.
01:12:48	I've just been so hung up
01:12:51	that I haven't even stopped to think
01:12:57	You guys are my best friends.
01:12:58	I'm not gonna let some stupid weekend
01:13:03	Whatever, man. It's cool.
01:13:07	Thanks, Carter. I think.
01:13:12	Morris?
01:13:15	We all said some stuff, you know?
01:13:20	Sorry I, like, freaked out and lost my shit.
01:13:29	You guys,
01:13:32	that was so gay.
01:13:34	That was like the third gayest thing
01:13:37	- It's getting out of hand.
01:13:41	Yeah, man. For sure.
01:13:43	Okay! So now that we're done arguing
01:13:46	- what the hell are we doing out here?
01:13:54	- Is that all our stuff?
01:13:56	- They even threw in all our rubbers.
01:14:02	Yep.
01:14:20	- Can we go home now?
01:14:22	- Dude, why the fuck would we stay?
01:14:25	It's pretty clear
01:14:27	Come on, you guys.
01:14:29	No, we don't. We need to go home.
01:14:31	Come on, man.
01:14:32	We can't leave like this, Morris.
01:14:35	Besides, I can't stand up
01:14:39	All right, fuck it! If I'm not gonna get laid,
01:14:47	Come on, Morris.
01:14:51	Come on, man. Just think about it.
01:14:54	- Fraternity guys.
01:14:56	Who made you wash their car,
01:14:58	and puke all over the Dean's car?
01:15:00	CARTER: Who stripped you naked
01:15:01	and made you feel
01:15:03	- Fraternity guys!
01:15:07	Look, man,
01:15:08	Why don't you start
01:15:12	Let's take those motherfuckers down.
01:15:31	Fuck!
01:15:41	One, two.
01:15:45	- Four, five...
01:17:01	Get over here!
01:17:26	Five, four, three, two...
01:17:34	- Dude, are you sure this is going to work?
01:18:03	Fuck.
01:18:21	- What the fuck?
01:18:23	Maybe the matches blew out.
01:18:43	What the...
01:18:47	Shit! Fuck!
01:18:53	What the fuck?
01:19:12	Fucking pig!
01:19:14	Fucking shit!
01:19:23	Oh, shit!
01:19:27	- What the fuck is happening?
01:19:36	Fuck me! God damn it!
01:19:41	What the fuck?
01:19:44	It's beer!
01:19:47	It's fucking beer, man!
01:20:08	Hey, you guys, you got to come outside!
01:20:11	I think the Beta Chi House is on fire
01:20:34	Fuck you, pig!
01:20:40	Nice hair cut, buddy!
01:20:46	- Bearcat.
01:20:50	Wait! Can I flush first, guys? Come on!
01:20:54	You boys are in a world of shit now.
01:20:57	destruction of property,
01:20:59	What the hell are you talking about?
01:21:04	- It was those fuckers right there!
01:21:09	No. We're just a bunch
01:21:11	You know, Officer, frankly, I'm appalled
01:21:14	Motherfuckers!
01:21:16	Fuck you!
01:21:18	Careful there, buddy. You've got a little
01:21:22	Wait, wait! Wait!
01:21:25	- Where's my car?
01:21:27	Where's my fucking car?
01:21:35	This was donated by
01:21:37	This has made a very welcome addition
01:21:39	And I'm sure that your child will embrace
01:21:43	Why don't we go ahead, guys?
01:21:52	CARTER: So, wait. You're in high school?
01:21:55	AMY: Yeah. I just came here to visit
01:21:58	- But you even drink like a college girl.
01:22:05	- So I guess this is it, huh?
01:22:12	Carter!
01:22:16	Spank me, tiger! Yeah!
01:22:25	- I guess I better...
01:22:32	Think you're gonna go here next year?
01:22:35	After this weekend,
01:22:38	Plus, I already have
01:22:41	Yeah? And who's that?
01:22:45	Someone I met.
01:22:50	So I guess that means I'll be getting
01:23:14	- So that's everything.
01:23:17	Wait. You know what? Hang on.
01:23:28	All right, guys. Let's go home.
01:23:43	Here comes trouble.
01:23:45	- Hey, Kevin.
01:23:49	So I got your video message.
01:23:52	Looks like you guys
01:23:54	Hell, yeah!
01:23:57	- Yeah!
01:24:01	Anyway, well,
01:24:06	about you and me and, you know, us.
01:24:12	Why don't we just forget
01:24:14	What do you say?
01:24:17	Well...
01:24:22	You know,
01:24:25	I don't think so.
01:24:28	- What?
01:24:33	Moved on? We've only been
01:24:37	Yeah, well, a lot can happen in three days.
01:24:40	And, Gina, that guy you saw?
01:24:47	Well, see you around.
01:24:50	And get a boob job, Gina. Lift.
01:24:55	Kevin! Wait! Seriously!
01:25:03	So what do you guys
01:25:06	Next weekend? Aren't you grounded for,
01:25:09	Fuck that! No problem.
01:25:13	You know,
01:25:32	I'll pay you $5 a sniff,
01:25:35	I just want to cherish
01:25:38	It can be a birthday present.
01:25:40	Yeah! Lost my shoe.
01:25:45	Dude, you gotta see the shots I got
01:25:47	I got one where Stoloff is mid-air
01:25:49	Insectercide? Whatever the hell...
01:25:54	Dean Chandler has denied our petition,
01:25:57	- Shit.
01:25:59	WOMAN: Okay, cut!
01:26:03	Our camping trips? Our... The school...
01:26:06	Thing that was awesome
01:26:08	It was you and me. What's the line?
01:26:13	Looks like my years of hard work
01:26:18	KEVIN: What's the matter, Morris?
01:26:19	- I'm sorry.
01:26:21	I've taken some whip-its, you know,
01:26:29	Whatever, man.
01:26:31	- Mom's a lightweight.
01:26:37	Well, it doesn't have to be.
01:26:43	Is that our stuff?
01:26:45	Yeah. They even threw all our rubbers in.
01:26:48	Those scrotum-eating baby rapers.
01:26:53	Those taint-sucking ball junkies.
01:27:00	Those jizz-guzzling monkey fuckers.
01:27:07	You sucked in Austin Powers.
01:27:10	You didn't even say nothing, bitch.
01:27:12	Dude, you're doing it wrong, anyway.
01:27:15	Fucking beat you...
01:27:19	Dude, this is so much better
01:27:22	I know, man.
01:27:24	- I'm sorry, K.B. just said he had a boner.
01:27:28	WOMAN: Can we cut? Cut.
01:27:30	I've got to ask you a favor.
01:27:33	You know that book about the mice
01:27:34	that Miss Dangle is asking
01:27:37	- That's way too much cereal.
01:27:42	Twin powers, activate!
01:27:45	Form of a screaming...
01:27:54	Bearcat's gay and he wants to do me
01:27:59	I'm gonna punch his face
01:28:04	I'm going home with
01:28:09	Gonna tell my friends
01:28:17	Eat that shit
01:28:18	WOMAN: And cut!
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