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Comebacks The
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. |
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(rousing orchestral |
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(fanfare ends) |
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(whooshing) |
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(thump) |
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(gentle orchestral music plays) |
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(gentle orchestral music plays) |
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MALE NARRATOR: |
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than the tale of a sports hero. |
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But this story is |
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- (crowd roars in distance) |
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- (crowd roars in distance) |
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And as you'll see, |
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His name? |
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Lambeau Fields. |
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To me, he's a hero, |
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an inspiration and a friend. |
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To the rest of the world, |
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he's the worst coach |
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Hey, Bill! |
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Buckner! |
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What? |
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What's a six-letter word |
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for a tropical fruit? |
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Not now. |
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I'm thinking |
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Zip it. Be quiet. |
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Could be "papaya"! |
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Fields, this is the World Series, man- |
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ANNOUNCER: |
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It gets through Buckner's legs! |
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The Mets win! |
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It's "papaya." |
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(crowd roaring) |
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(rock music plays) |
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- (tires screech) |
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Whoa! |
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That's on me. |
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Marco, come here. |
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Go tell Zidane, tell him I said... |
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(speaking mock-French gibberish) |
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(laughs): |
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Ta mere est une |
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(grunts) |
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(shouts, gasps) |
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I don't remember |
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NARRATOR: |
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finally got |
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and he hit rock bottom. |
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Coach? |
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Freddie. |
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My God, |
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I hardly recognized you. |
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I bought a new hat. |
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(laughs): |
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It's good to see you, buddy. |
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I got a proposition for you. |
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All right. |
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I'm late for work. |
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Yeah. |
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Hey, Manuel, Javier, |
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(high-pitched voices): |
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They ride the horses. |
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NARRATOR: |
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His job was to help facilitate |
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the continuation of the noble |
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It was about helping out |
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To draw forth |
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of the champion D.N.A. Which- |
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Aw, hell. |
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So, tell me about |
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There's this small college |
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Heartland State University. |
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It's got a beautiful campus |
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They need |
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Me go back to coaching? |
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(horse grunts, neighs) |
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Oh. Sorry. |
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- (horse grunts softly) |
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(horse pants quietly) |
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Listen, Coach... |
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you and me we've been |
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And no matter what anybody says, |
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I mean, you're one |
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It's time for you |
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- (horse panting harder) |
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but I'm happy here. |
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For once in my life, |
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(hearty grunting) |
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I said no! |
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You know what no means. |
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Aah! You just finish yourself. |
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- (neighing) |
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Thanks anyway, buddy. |
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Good to see ya. |
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Uh, I shouldn't, 'cause, |
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I got a terrible cold. |
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(exciting theme music plays) |
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Coming up on Fox Sports News, |
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the mighty Venus Williams |
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(kisses) |
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(deep roaring) |
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(inhales) |
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(shrieks) |
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(loud boom) |
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- (crowd gasping, yelling) |
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- (shutters clicking) |
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WOMAN (calls): |
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There you are. |
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Is something wrong? |
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Freddie Wiseman |
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Told me about a coaching job. |
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College football. |
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But I said no. |
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I told him I'm out. |
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Sweetie... |
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are you sure? |
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I mean, coaching |
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Like-like hepatitis C or... |
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(sighs) |
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I don't know, Barb. |
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It would mean moving again. |
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You know, this house |
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Look at this den. |
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It's already filled |
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with sports memorabilia |
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You know, |
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for you to get |
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That'd be something, wouldn't it? |
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Oh, come on. |
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Coaching is |
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like cockfighting |
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That's true. |
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Maybe I will |
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Yeah! You can't keep a legend |
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in the shadows for long. |
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(like slow-motion): |
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Hut! |
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Honey... |
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(speaking in distorted, |
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- (imitates slow-motion collision) |
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honey, um... |
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just promise me that you |
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that you completely forget |
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What?! |
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Family comes first. |
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You know that. |
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Really? |
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gymnastics meets |
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Michelle? |
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Your daughter. |
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Oh, of course, Michelle. |
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(baby crying) |
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What the hell was that? |
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Your son. |
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Scruffy! |
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Jeffrey! |
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Well, someone's name is Scruffy. |
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Scruffy was your dog |
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See, honey, this is exactly |
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(phone rings) |
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Hello. |
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Sorry, wrong number. |
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(exhales): |
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They're looking for the parents |
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What? |
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(sighs): |
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We're gonna get through this. |
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(whispers): |
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Michelle Fields, |
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you have been charged |
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robbery, arson, |
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and being |
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(laughs): That got a lot |
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Therefore, |
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I hereby sentence you to rejoin |
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the USA Gymnastics Team. |
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No! |
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Why would you do this to me? |
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Hey, Tommy B. |
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Listen, I wanna put 50 grand |
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to win the gold in Beijing. |
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- (muffled response) |
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Oh, shit. |
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I have my reasons. |
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- (angry grunt) |
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This is all your fault! |
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Oh, sweet Jesus. |
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How could this happen? |
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(gentle music playing) |
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It's okay, Coach, |
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We'll get through this. |
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(crying): |
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I knew that was |
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NARRATOR: |
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at Heartland State and made |
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that he wouldn't forget 'em. |
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- Wait! Wait a second! |
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(baby crying) |
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- Dad! |
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¢Ü You take one down |
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NARRATOR: |
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A sleepy little town, |
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so cozy that it didn't even |
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¢Ü No more bottles |
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Coach Fields was |
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but this time, he really had |
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FIELDS: Welcome to your |
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Hope you're ready for the worst |
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I'm gonna do things |
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that are cruel, |
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I'm gonna ride your ass |
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day and night. |
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I'm gonna make you bleed |
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from places that you've |
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It's gonna hurt bad. |
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It's gonna hurt deep. |
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Then it's gonna start |
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Then it's gonna hurt again. |
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Now, I need to get this team |
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which means some of you ladies |
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Starting with you, you |
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- and you. |
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get a chance to play yet. |
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If there's one thing |
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Coach, we're the only players |
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Wait, man, how do you |
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- Huh? |
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Maybe next year, guys. |
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Thanks for coming out. |
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All right, let's see if I've got |
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anybody else out here |
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Randy Randinger! |
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- Here, Coach. |
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Right here, sir. |
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I'm ready to give it my all. |
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I'll do whatever it |
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Refill the waters, |
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buff everyone's helmet. |
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Oh... |
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that helmet. |
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I thought you were talking |
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Good. We got a towel boy. |
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Next- |
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Buddy Boy Jones! |
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All right! I got me |
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a big, mean son of a bitch! |
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(sighs): I wouldn't |
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Football is war, son. |
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You got to be a killer. |
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(shrieks): |
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I'm telling on you! |
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(squeaky sobbing) |
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Next, ACL Tear! |
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(running steps) |
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It's pronounced "Aseel," sir. |
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Aseel Tare. |
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ACL Tear. Got it. |
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It says here you rushed for |
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Keep it up, |
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Hope so, Coach. |
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Nothing can hold you back. |
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Except an unforeseen |
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(chuckles): What are the odds |
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It's Aseel, sir. Aseel Tare. |
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(chuckles) |
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Got it. ACL Tear. |
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- (music playing in distance) |
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Is that a radio I hear? |
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No, that's just I Pod. |
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(grand orchestral music playing) |
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(music grinds to a stop) |
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- Whoa! |
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(others laughing) |
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God, what a retarded |
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(derisive laughter) |
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- Hey! |
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I don't ever want |
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You're talking about a person, |
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a human being! |
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Come here, son. |
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He may be a |
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a drooling mush head, |
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a short bus-riding, |
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spaz-ass simpleton, |
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but he is not a retard. |
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If there's one thing |
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that's disrespect. |
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Okay, I Pod. |
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How'd you like |
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Yeah. |
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Let this be a lesson |
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You judge not, |
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It's time someone |
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To once and for all |
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Okay, that's enough. |
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Get him off me. |
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(hip-hop music playing on car stereo) |
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(hip-hop music continues) |
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WOMEN: |
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Here come who? |
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WOMEN: |
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Touchdown, Trotter, touchdown. |
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What's this all about? |
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What's it to you, old man? |
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This "old man" |
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I want you suited up |
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in two minutes, |
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(chuckles): Looks like we |
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You know that, right? |
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Figurin' out what |
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minute and 99 seconds. |
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(hip-hop music plays) |
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(fireworks crackling) |
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Let's get something |
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I don't like the ego, |
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I don't like that... |
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coming out of your limo. |
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PLAYER: |
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What are you doing in there? |
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Just, um, getting |
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with my new boyfriend |
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and... lover. |
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Oh, please, |
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this is just another one |
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trying to make me mad. |
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It's not a stunt, Dad. |
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It's just me |
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who happens to be black. |
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(Trotter sniffles) |
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See you later. |
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Black boyfriend. |
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- (indistinct chatter) |
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All right! |
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Any walk-ons? |
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Hey, Coach. |
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Name is Vince. |
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I'm just a bartender from Philly |
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whose only dream |
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- (poignant violin music plays) |
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after I lost my job teaching |
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Like my alcoholic father |
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"A man can only take |
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I promise to give you |
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What do you say, Coach? |
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(finishes with flourish) |
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I say you can add |
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to your list of woes. |
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Now beat it, buzzkill. |
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(whistles) |
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Okay, ladies, show time! |
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Offense, hit the line! |
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Defense, give 'em hell! |
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Let's see what you boys got! |
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Not you. |
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FIELDS (clapping): |
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Hike the damn ball! |
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(grunting) |
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FIELDS: |
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All right! |
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Still don't have a quarterback. |
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Any other positions |
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We need a kicker. |
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I'll steam up your wiener |
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and stick it |
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Oh. |
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That wiener. |
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Yeah, this is great. |
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Middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere. |
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How am I gonna find |
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DEEP MALE VOICE: |
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(orchestral music plays) |
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VOICE: |
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come... |
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Who will come? |
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Your father. Your dead father. |
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My father's not dead. |
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I just spoke with him |
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You got to be shittin' me. |
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Is this 314 Bentley Road? |
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No, this is 314 Bentley Drive. |
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Fucking MapQuest. |
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Anyway, I know a quarterback. |
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You'll find his ass |
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(electronic beeping) |
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Lance Truman? |
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Yeah. |
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Name's Lambeau Fields. |
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New football coach |
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Word on the street |
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is that you're |
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Yeah, my dad wants me |
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Sorry, Coach. |
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Let me talk to your father. |
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He needs to know that |
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All right, listen, could we |
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My dad's made up his mind- |
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Then prove it- |
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Are you serious? |
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Your best pitch. |
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You got some wood? |
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No. But I did on the way |
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Sometimes when I'm driving, |
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in my lap, and there's just |
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against my knuckleballs |
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that really, you know... |
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just makes old Charlie hustle. |
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Yeah, that kind of wood. |
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- Right. |
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- That's it. |
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(dramatic spaghetti-Western |
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(music gets faster) |
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I put everything I had on that. |
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It's time we go talk |
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(sighs) |
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Got a good feeling |
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By the way, where's |
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Uh... County General. Why? |
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Oh, no reason. |
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I'm just gonna pop in there, |
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(chuckles): |
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(gasping): |
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Oh! Ee! |
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MAN: |
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all the way out here, Fields. |
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over the phone I wasn't gonna |
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(gulping) |
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Have you always |
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Mr. Truman? |
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No. Went for 11 straight years |
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What happened? |
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Turned 12. |
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I really wish you'd |
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Your son had a great |
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Hell, he might have been great, |
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if he could learn how to keep |
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- That's not true, Dad. |
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Then what the hell is this? |
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(recording of crowd booing) |
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That's the Droppie Award |
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And what |
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LANCE: That's a picture of me |
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And what are you eating |
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(sobs): |
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This conversation is over, Coach. |
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My boy's not playing for anyone, |
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'cause I can't stand |
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asking me why my boy can't |
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Dad! |
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I just want |
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so you can hold |
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Please, Dad? |
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(stripper music playing) |
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All right. |
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But if you give |
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any reason to laugh at me, |
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You work at a mill? |
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The Sugar Mill- |
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I do Cher four nights a week, |
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- (stripper music continues) |
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(belches) |
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(can clatters to floor) |
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(blows kiss) |
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(Indian sitar music plays) |
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(ball whooshing through air) |
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(girls cheering) |
| 00:19:25 |
Isn't she the best kicker |
| 00:19:28 |
- (sprinklers spraying) |
| 00:19:31 |
Kicker? Oh, hey, look- |
| 00:19:36 |
How you doing? |
| 00:19:39 |
- I want you to be my kicker. |
| 00:19:41 |
I would like that very much. |
| 00:19:42 |
- So you'll join the squad? |
| 00:19:44 |
My parents can never know. |
| 00:19:46 |
They're very traditional, |
| 00:19:48 |
should be spent in service |
| 00:19:51 |
cleaning, and pleasuring |
| 00:19:53 |
- Hello. Welcome to the team. |
| 00:19:54 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:19:56 |
(chuckles): |
| 00:19:59 |
Oh, that's for your nose. |
| 00:20:00 |
You put it on your face. |
| 00:20:02 |
It's a nose guard. |
| 00:20:03 |
(others snickering) |
| 00:20:06 |
(laughter) |
| 00:20:07 |
Well, I thought |
| 00:20:10 |
one of these. |
| 00:20:20 |
Hey. |
| 00:20:21 |
I'm Lance. Lance Truman. |
| 00:20:22 |
I'm your new quarterback. |
| 00:20:24 |
Word of advice, quarterback. |
| 00:20:26 |
You just give me the damn ball, |
| 00:20:28 |
You just give me the damn ball, |
| 00:20:30 |
This my team. |
| 00:20:31 |
This my turf. |
| 00:20:32 |
And this... |
| 00:20:35 |
- (quiet music plays) |
| 00:20:37 |
My Little Pony collection. |
| 00:20:38 |
Rainbow Dash, first edition. |
| 00:20:41 |
Still in the box, bitch. |
| 00:20:42 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:20:44 |
Sit down. |
| 00:20:47 |
Been doing |
| 00:20:50 |
Turns out... |
| 00:20:52 |
every single one of you made |
| 00:20:54 |
- (whooping) |
| 00:20:56 |
And I got to say, gang... |
| 00:21:00 |
I will not stand |
| 00:21:04 |
Now, if we're gonna be winners, |
| 00:21:06 |
I'm gonna need |
| 00:21:10 |
So we're all gonna sign |
| 00:21:15 |
Why don't you |
| 00:21:18 |
I want to start seeing D's... |
| 00:21:21 |
and F's. |
| 00:21:24 |
I want you to cut class. |
| 00:21:26 |
I want academic probation. |
| 00:21:28 |
When I walk in that locker room, |
| 00:21:33 |
I want phone calls |
| 00:21:35 |
to bail you horn dogs |
| 00:21:37 |
I want felonies, |
| 00:21:39 |
lawsuits, |
| 00:21:41 |
sexual harassment allegations. |
| 00:21:44 |
I want you to start acting like |
| 00:21:47 |
- (all talking) |
| 00:21:49 |
Anybody got a problem, you |
| 00:21:55 |
You know what I think |
| 00:21:57 |
(others murmuring) |
| 00:22:05 |
(mariachi music playing) |
| 00:22:17 |
You got a lot of anger, son. |
| 00:22:19 |
That's 'cause I'm from somewhere |
| 00:22:22 |
The skreets. |
| 00:22:23 |
Dude, you grew up |
| 00:22:25 |
We lived in the same cul-de-sac. |
| 00:22:27 |
Which is a dead-end skreet, |
| 00:22:29 |
and no hope of ever getting out. |
| 00:22:31 |
Unless you turn around in |
| 00:22:33 |
he didn't like that, so... |
| 00:22:35 |
it became this whole thing. |
| 00:22:37 |
You don't like my rules... |
| 00:22:38 |
George Johnson, is it? |
| 00:22:40 |
(low, ominous music plays) |
| 00:22:42 |
- Ooh. |
| 00:22:46 |
It's pronounced Jorge Juanson, |
| 00:22:48 |
and no, I don't |
| 00:22:50 |
And I don't like you, |
| 00:22:52 |
You want to take |
| 00:22:55 |
Then do it. |
| 00:22:56 |
Punch me. |
| 00:22:59 |
Go on. |
| 00:23:00 |
Unless you're afraid. |
| 00:23:02 |
- (grunts) |
| 00:23:08 |
(groans) |
| 00:23:11 |
(woozily): |
| 00:23:13 |
Had enough? |
| 00:23:16 |
Here's your tooth, Coach. |
| 00:23:18 |
Thanks. |
| 00:23:19 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:23:25 |
Well... look who's here. |
| 00:23:27 |
She looks skinny... |
| 00:23:30 |
fat. |
| 00:23:31 |
Her leotard's cute... |
| 00:23:32 |
yuck. |
| 00:23:33 |
(laughs): |
| 00:23:35 |
hot. |
| 00:23:38 |
(nervous chuckle): |
| 00:23:39 |
I would like to smother her. |
| 00:23:42 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:43 |
With my breasts. |
| 00:23:44 |
(rock music continues) |
| 00:24:21 |
(music ends) |
| 00:24:23 |
- (grunts) |
| 00:24:25 |
She never could stick it. |
| 00:24:27 |
God, she could stick me. |
| 00:24:30 |
Hi. |
| 00:24:31 |
I'm Lance. |
| 00:24:33 |
So, um, what are you, like... |
| 00:24:36 |
the laundry man? |
| 00:24:37 |
No, I just joined |
| 00:24:39 |
Me and a few guys from |
| 00:24:41 |
a few hours a week, |
| 00:24:43 |
That's kind of brutal. |
| 00:24:44 |
Well... it's got its perks. |
| 00:24:47 |
(pop music playing) |
| 00:24:55 |
(music fades) |
| 00:24:59 |
Anyway, um... |
| 00:25:02 |
would you like to |
| 00:25:06 |
No. |
| 00:25:07 |
Why not? |
| 00:25:08 |
'Cause I'm not |
| 00:25:10 |
Huh? |
| 00:25:11 |
I already have one. |
| 00:25:13 |
- Oh. |
| 00:25:20 |
TROTTER: |
| 00:25:21 |
Let's go get something to eat, |
| 00:25:23 |
'cause a brother's starvin'. |
| 00:25:25 |
I already ate. |
| 00:25:26 |
Don't call me baby. |
| 00:25:28 |
Makes me feel like an object. |
| 00:25:30 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:25:31 |
He was talking to me. |
| 00:25:33 |
Come on, baby. |
| 00:25:37 |
Boy got laundry to do. |
| 00:25:45 |
(sighs): |
| 00:25:49 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:25:52 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:25:54 |
Gather around- |
| 00:25:58 |
This is my old bucket |
| 00:26:00 |
from my own |
| 00:26:03 |
I was a fullback. |
| 00:26:05 |
Short-yardage specialist |
| 00:26:07 |
for the Loserville Golden Oafers. |
| 00:26:09 |
They'd bring me in in |
| 00:26:11 |
you know, the Hammerhead |
| 00:26:13 |
Yo, how many |
| 00:26:15 |
Nada, zilch. |
| 00:26:17 |
Zero, not one. |
| 00:26:19 |
(sighs): |
| 00:26:21 |
(chuckles): I'd give anything |
| 00:26:24 |
Why didn't you score, Coach? |
| 00:26:26 |
Quick answer: No talent. |
| 00:26:28 |
- (laughing) |
| 00:26:30 |
we didn't play as a team. |
| 00:26:32 |
Now, there's one week |
| 00:26:35 |
We've got to be one body, |
| 00:26:39 |
Now, who do you play for? |
| 00:26:41 |
ALL: |
| 00:26:42 |
Trotter. |
| 00:26:43 |
Who? |
| 00:26:45 |
The Comebacks! |
| 00:26:46 |
Trotter! |
| 00:26:47 |
(others murmuring) |
| 00:26:49 |
Sorry, gang, but we are a team. |
| 00:26:51 |
If I've got to bust his hump, |
| 00:26:53 |
I've got to bust |
| 00:26:55 |
- Come on, man! |
| 00:26:57 |
gonna make a difference- |
| 00:26:58 |
it's hump-busting time. |
| 00:26:59 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:27:01 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:27:04 |
That's my team! |
| 00:27:06 |
Ooh! Ow! Ah! |
| 00:27:08 |
Randinger! |
| 00:27:10 |
Stop goofing around! |
| 00:27:13 |
Get up here! |
| 00:27:20 |
(chattering) |
| 00:27:24 |
(all screaming) |
| 00:27:26 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:27:30 |
Survive on the ice, |
| 00:27:36 |
(grunting) |
| 00:27:39 |
Yeah! |
| 00:27:40 |
- (distorted): |
| 00:27:43 |
(whistle blows) |
| 00:27:44 |
- (squeaky): |
| 00:27:45 |
If you can dodge a wrench, |
| 00:27:49 |
you can dodge a tackler. |
| 00:27:53 |
(loud clattering) |
| 00:27:56 |
Same thing goes for a firearm. |
| 00:28:00 |
(gunshots) |
| 00:28:03 |
(screaming) |
| 00:28:05 |
Did I dodge it? |
| 00:28:08 |
Walk it off. |
| 00:28:13 |
All right, listen up. |
| 00:28:15 |
(exhales) |
| 00:28:17 |
No one's going home today |
| 00:28:19 |
until one of you |
| 00:28:27 |
(grunting) |
| 00:28:31 |
(excited chatter) |
| 00:28:32 |
(groans) |
| 00:28:33 |
(hoarsely): |
| 00:28:36 |
- Who do you play for?! |
| 00:28:38 |
(muffled): |
| 00:28:41 |
(muffled yelling) |
| 00:28:42 |
All right, good! |
| 00:28:44 |
- You're finally a team! |
| 00:28:46 |
(cheering) |
| 00:28:47 |
(Randinger whooping) |
| 00:28:49 |
Except for you, Randy- |
| 00:28:51 |
Oh, come on Coach. |
| 00:28:58 |
I work down at the car wash |
| 00:29:00 |
I'll have your wheels sparkling |
| 00:29:02 |
Car wash- Right. |
| 00:29:04 |
Sometimes I think |
| 00:29:08 |
(exciting theme music plays) |
| 00:29:09 |
First, highlights |
| 00:29:12 |
featuring a courageous |
| 00:29:14 |
from the 93-year-old |
| 00:29:17 |
(Rocky-like theme plays) |
| 00:29:18 |
(crowd shouting) |
| 00:29:26 |
(gasps) |
| 00:29:36 |
(door opens) |
| 00:29:39 |
Hey, fellas. |
| 00:29:43 |
Name's Lambeau Fields. |
| 00:29:44 |
Just thought I'd drop by |
| 00:29:47 |
Oh, we know who you are. |
| 00:29:49 |
We know all about |
| 00:29:52 |
and your plans for our team. |
| 00:29:58 |
We want you |
| 00:30:00 |
Coach. |
| 00:30:02 |
- We think that's terrific! We do! |
| 00:30:08 |
But if you think |
| 00:30:10 |
unconventional training methods |
| 00:30:17 |
- We support that 100 percent. |
| 00:30:19 |
We do. |
| 00:30:24 |
But if you should play |
| 00:30:27 |
and lose... |
| 00:30:33 |
Aw, heck, there's always |
| 00:30:35 |
- There's so many games in a season! |
| 00:30:40 |
I can't tell you how relieved |
| 00:30:43 |
Well, good. But if you should |
| 00:30:45 |
we'll tie you to a tree |
| 00:30:48 |
all over your ass and let |
| 00:30:50 |
(laughter) |
| 00:30:58 |
Good luck on your |
| 00:31:00 |
- Like some coffee? |
| 00:31:02 |
- Oh, drink up now. |
| 00:31:04 |
- Oh, we brew it fresh here. |
| 00:31:07 |
- Oh, go ahead and take a try with that. |
| 00:31:09 |
- It's real good. |
| 00:31:12 |
- Well, I'm just- |
| 00:31:15 |
- Heh, Hey, shooter! |
| 00:31:18 |
You can have the whole thing- |
| 00:31:20 |
Put the weapon down. |
| 00:31:22 |
NARRATOR: And Coach heard |
| 00:31:26 |
You see this was a town |
| 00:31:29 |
A brisk Saturday in autumn |
| 00:31:32 |
was like a holiday |
| 00:31:33 |
The whole town |
| 00:31:36 |
Everyone in Heartland, |
| 00:31:39 |
was at the game. |
| 00:31:40 |
MAN (over loudspeakers): |
| 00:31:42 |
your Heartland State |
| 00:31:46 |
(whooping, shouting) |
| 00:31:51 |
(woman whoops) |
| 00:31:53 |
Hi, honey! (kisses) |
| 00:31:55 |
Good luck! |
| 00:31:56 |
What's going on? |
| 00:31:58 |
They're all two towns over |
| 00:31:59 |
at the University of Texas game. |
| 00:32:00 |
Hey, the Longhorns |
| 00:32:03 |
ANNOUNCER: |
| 00:32:06 |
the Boner State Trojans! |
| 00:32:09 |
(whooping, cheering) |
| 00:32:10 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:32:17 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:32:19 |
They're rock-hard on offense! |
| 00:32:21 |
They've got a stiff defense! |
| 00:32:24 |
They'll exploit |
| 00:32:26 |
And if they get in a groove, |
| 00:32:31 |
any which way they want. |
| 00:32:34 |
You can't lay down or they |
| 00:32:38 |
- Season ticket holders coming through! |
| 00:32:41 |
12 years running! |
| 00:32:42 |
That's right! |
| 00:32:44 |
47-yard line, bitch! |
| 00:32:46 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
| 00:32:57 |
(music fades) |
| 00:32:59 |
(girl screams) |
| 00:33:00 |
(others yelling) |
| 00:33:02 |
- (whistle blowing) |
| 00:33:05 |
ANNOUNCER (over speaker): |
| 00:33:09 |
football season is... |
| 00:33:12 |
(groans) |
| 00:33:21 |
(screams) |
| 00:33:24 |
Team, hut! |
| 00:33:29 |
(whistle blows) |
| 00:33:39 |
This is so humiliating. |
| 00:33:44 |
Comebacks rule! |
| 00:33:46 |
(Barb screaming, |
| 00:33:49 |
End of the first, |
| 00:33:54 |
Here comes Trotter. |
| 00:33:56 |
Here comes Trotter. |
| 00:34:00 |
You missed the whole first quarter. |
| 00:34:02 |
Get off my back, Coach. |
| 00:34:06 |
Me. |
| 00:34:07 |
And remember, Dad, he's black. |
| 00:34:11 |
Black as a Mississippi |
| 00:34:16 |
All right, Trotter. |
| 00:34:17 |
You're on the bench |
| 00:34:19 |
If you're ever late again, |
| 00:34:22 |
Whatever, Coach. |
| 00:34:24 |
I think you're forgetting |
| 00:34:26 |
The future of this team. |
| 00:34:28 |
And his name is ACL Tear. |
| 00:34:31 |
Coach, you know, |
| 00:34:34 |
you might start to jinx me |
| 00:34:37 |
uh, that name. |
| 00:34:38 |
Nonsense. |
| 00:34:40 |
Now, get out there, |
| 00:34:42 |
Tear it up good. |
| 00:34:43 |
All right, Coach. |
| 00:34:45 |
- (whistle blows) |
| 00:34:45 |
Let's go, Comebacks- |
| 00:34:47 |
execution, execution. |
| 00:34:49 |
(spitting) |
| 00:34:51 |
Green 80! |
| 00:34:54 |
Green 80! Set. Hut. |
| 00:34:57 |
- FIELDS: Go. |
| 00:35:00 |
Go! |
| 00:35:03 |
- Ooh! |
| 00:35:06 |
(whooshing) |
| 00:35:13 |
(dramatic music plays) |
| 00:35:16 |
(gulps) |
| 00:35:18 |
(distorted yelling) |
| 00:35:23 |
(crowd cheering) |
| 00:35:25 |
Nothing can stop him! |
| 00:35:30 |
(groaning and gasping) |
| 00:35:35 |
(dramatic music plays) |
| 00:35:38 |
(distorted yelling) |
| 00:35:41 |
(triumphant theme resounds) |
| 00:35:46 |
'At a way, ACL Tear- |
| 00:35:48 |
- Way to take a hit from a bus, dude. |
| 00:35:55 |
(spits) |
| 00:35:59 |
- (cracking) |
| 00:36:05 |
(screaming continues) |
| 00:36:08 |
(grunts) |
| 00:36:09 |
(screams) |
| 00:36:13 |
ANNOUNCER: |
| 00:36:16 |
Comebacks 0. |
| 00:36:18 |
(Tare whimpering) |
| 00:36:22 |
(grunts) |
| 00:36:24 |
Hold this. |
| 00:36:26 |
What did I tell you about |
| 00:36:29 |
Dad, I only fumbled |
| 00:36:31 |
A couple! |
| 00:36:32 |
Why don't you tell |
| 00:36:34 |
how many times |
| 00:36:35 |
Two. |
| 00:36:36 |
Two! Two times! |
| 00:36:38 |
Is that what you call "a couple"? |
| 00:36:40 |
Actually, Dad, two is a couple. |
| 00:36:42 |
This conversation is over! |
| 00:36:45 |
Come on. Loser! |
| 00:36:48 |
You can kiss my ass. |
| 00:36:58 |
- (projector clicking) |
| 00:37:02 |
(sighs) |
| 00:37:03 |
You have been sitting |
| 00:37:06 |
I've just got a few more |
| 00:37:10 |
Can't you watch them tomorrow? |
| 00:37:13 |
Not if I want my |
| 00:37:15 |
to play the |
| 00:37:17 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:37:19 |
It's starting again, Coach. |
| 00:37:22 |
Hmm? |
| 00:37:23 |
You're ignoring me, this family. |
| 00:37:26 |
I am not. |
| 00:37:27 |
Oh, please! |
| 00:37:28 |
You have sat in here night after night, |
| 00:37:31 |
and everything |
| 00:37:33 |
Ignoring us is-is something |
| 00:37:37 |
like a make-your-own-taco bar |
| 00:37:41 |
Jesus, Barb. |
| 00:37:42 |
This is my last shot. |
| 00:37:44 |
These films matter. |
| 00:37:46 |
I need them to become |
| 00:37:49 |
I just don't see how watching |
| 00:37:51 |
man-on-man porn |
| 00:37:54 |
Why must everyone |
| 00:37:57 |
(high-pitched crying): |
| 00:38:00 |
Once again, my method! |
| 00:38:03 |
Can you knock it off, I Pod? |
| 00:38:05 |
It's a DVD, for God's sakes. |
| 00:38:06 |
(clicking stops) |
| 00:38:11 |
(dog barking in distance) |
| 00:38:14 |
(classical music playing) |
| 00:38:22 |
(breathing loudly) |
| 00:38:26 |
(knock at door) |
| 00:38:27 |
It's open. |
| 00:38:32 |
(clears throat) |
| 00:38:34 |
Hey, um... |
| 00:38:35 |
Hi. |
| 00:38:37 |
- I was just, um... |
| 00:38:38 |
Practicing ballet will help |
| 00:38:42 |
Exactly. |
| 00:38:43 |
It's the footwork in the pocket. |
| 00:38:46 |
Um... |
| 00:38:48 |
Yeah, what's up? |
| 00:38:50 |
I'm supposed to give you these. |
| 00:38:51 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:38:54 |
The Gridiron Gangbang. |
| 00:38:57 |
The Bad News Bare Asses. |
| 00:38:59 |
The Longest Nards. |
| 00:39:03 |
- His method. |
| 00:39:05 |
What's that all about? |
| 00:39:06 |
What's that all about? |
| 00:39:07 |
What? Oh, this? |
| 00:39:10 |
My dad thought |
| 00:39:11 |
hold onto the ball |
| 00:39:13 |
Does it hurt? |
| 00:39:16 |
I'm kind of used to it. |
| 00:39:19 |
So he's done this before? |
| 00:39:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:29 |
(sighing): |
| 00:39:33 |
There, that'll keep |
| 00:39:35 |
(screaming) |
| 00:39:38 |
Hey, look out for the tr- |
| 00:39:42 |
Don't worry about it. They're baby teeth. |
| 00:39:46 |
Happy 12th birthday, Lance. |
| 00:39:49 |
There you go. Drink up. |
| 00:39:56 |
Let's get out of here. |
| 00:40:17 |
The thing is, it's all my fault. |
| 00:40:19 |
I got a great arm, |
| 00:40:22 |
I always have. |
| 00:40:24 |
I mean, I don't know how to fix it. |
| 00:40:26 |
See? |
| 00:40:29 |
You have no idea |
| 00:40:30 |
to have a father whose |
| 00:40:33 |
(scoffs): |
| 00:40:36 |
(guitar strumming softly) |
| 00:40:38 |
Mom, go long. Go long. |
| 00:40:43 |
- ¢Ü Close your eyes ¢Ü |
| 00:40:46 |
¢Ü Don't want you to see... ¢Ü |
| 00:40:49 |
That's my girl, |
| 00:40:52 |
(chuckling): |
| 00:40:54 |
¢Ü Let's just say it ¢Ü |
| 00:41:01 |
- (whistle blowing) |
| 00:41:03 |
Illegal use |
| 00:41:06 |
- ¢Ü Have we gone too far? ¢Ü |
| 00:41:09 |
¢Ü Have we gone too far? ¢Ü |
| 00:41:13 |
Wow. |
| 00:41:15 |
I had no idea. |
| 00:41:16 |
¢Ü Have we gone too far? ¢Ü |
| 00:41:19 |
I thought that I had the |
| 00:41:22 |
Me, too. |
| 00:41:24 |
¢ÜJust close your eyes ¢Ü |
| 00:41:26 |
¢Ü What a surprise ¢Ü |
| 00:41:28 |
¢Ü Till we get there ¢Ü |
| 00:41:29 |
¢Ü You won't know where ¢Ü |
| 00:41:32 |
¢Ü See you around ¢Ü |
| 00:41:34 |
¢Ü I hope I see you around ¢Ü |
| 00:41:36 |
¢ÜJust close your eyes ¢Ü |
| 00:41:37 |
¢Ü The way I always do ¢Ü |
| 00:41:39 |
¢Ü It's always a surprise ¢Ü |
| 00:41:43 |
¢Ü To be with you ¢Ü |
| 00:41:44 |
¢Ü You won't know where... ¢Ü |
| 00:41:47 |
Wow. |
| 00:41:49 |
They look just like footballs. |
| 00:41:54 |
(sighs) |
| 00:41:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:41:59 |
(both chuckle) |
| 00:42:06 |
Oh. |
| 00:42:08 |
(pitter-pattering) |
| 00:42:10 |
No, wait. |
| 00:42:12 |
- I, I can't do this. |
| 00:42:13 |
Yeah, it's okay, |
| 00:42:15 |
- No, really, I... |
| 00:42:16 |
It's all wrong. |
| 00:42:17 |
I have a boyfriend. |
| 00:42:18 |
- Yeah, I know. |
| 00:42:20 |
No! I... |
| 00:42:22 |
Um, Michelle, I... I need |
| 00:42:25 |
- (door slams) |
| 00:42:27 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
| 00:42:37 |
Out of my way, fat ass. |
| 00:42:39 |
You finally decide to block |
| 00:42:42 |
I was just going to |
| 00:42:44 |
to my birthday party. |
| 00:42:46 |
FYI, there's going |
| 00:42:49 |
(whimpers) |
| 00:42:50 |
Nice. |
| 00:42:52 |
Score one for Trotter, |
| 00:42:54 |
which is one more |
| 00:42:56 |
PLAYERS: |
| 00:42:57 |
Look, man, why don't you just |
| 00:42:59 |
is a football... |
| 00:43:01 |
PLAYERS (louder): |
| 00:43:04 |
Why don't you act like a barbell |
| 00:43:07 |
(cheering) |
| 00:43:09 |
Why don't you pretend this |
| 00:43:12 |
full of groceries |
| 00:43:14 |
(yelling) |
| 00:43:16 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:43:17 |
Why don't you act like my parents, |
| 00:43:19 |
go upstairs |
| 00:43:22 |
- Huh? |
| 00:43:24 |
(players hooting) |
| 00:43:32 |
(groaning) |
| 00:43:36 |
(whimpers softly) |
| 00:43:41 |
(grunting) |
| 00:43:45 |
Hey! |
| 00:43:47 |
(locker banging) |
| 00:43:48 |
Knock it off! |
| 00:43:51 |
(grunting): |
| 00:43:53 |
(grunts) |
| 00:43:54 |
Now, you listen to me. |
| 00:43:56 |
This is a team. |
| 00:43:58 |
And the only way |
| 00:44:00 |
is when you start |
| 00:44:03 |
And you can sure as hell bet |
| 00:44:06 |
this locker room |
| 00:44:08 |
what being a team is all about. |
| 00:44:18 |
Coach is right. |
| 00:44:20 |
We got to start believing |
| 00:44:23 |
Like brothers. |
| 00:44:25 |
That's the only way |
| 00:44:27 |
Please. |
| 00:44:29 |
You'll never be my brother. |
| 00:44:33 |
Si, es la verdad. |
| 00:44:36 |
We're all too different. |
| 00:44:39 |
Nothing in this world could |
| 00:44:45 |
(pop music playing) |
| 00:44:55 |
(falsetto): |
| 00:44:58 |
¢Ü Living in a lonely world ¢Ü |
| 00:45:03 |
¢Ü She took a midnight train |
| 00:45:11 |
¢ÜJust a city boy ¢Ü |
| 00:45:15 |
¢Ü Born and raised |
| 00:45:20 |
¢Ü He took the midnight train |
| 00:45:27 |
¢Ü A singer in a smoky room ¢Ü |
| 00:45:31 |
¢Ü The smell of wine |
| 00:45:35 |
¢Ü For a smile, |
| 00:45:38 |
¢Ü It goes on and on |
| 00:45:42 |
- (applause and cheering) |
| 00:45:47 |
¢Ü Up and down the boulevard ¢Ü |
| 00:45:51 |
¢Ü Their shadows searching |
| 00:45:58 |
¢Ü Streetlight people ¢Ü |
| 00:46:04 |
¢Ü Livin' just to find emotion ¢Ü |
| 00:46:07 |
¢Ü Hiding ¢Ü |
| 00:46:08 |
¢Ü Somewhere in the night ¢Ü |
| 00:46:15 |
(instrumental break) |
| 00:46:23 |
¢Ü Strangers waiting ¢Ü |
| 00:46:27 |
¢Ü Up and down the boulevard ¢Ü |
| 00:46:30 |
¢Ü Their shadows searching ¢Ü |
| 00:46:34 |
¢Ü In the night ¢Ü |
| 00:46:39 |
¢Ü Don't stop believin' ¢Ü |
| 00:46:44 |
¢Ü Hold on to that feeling ¢Ü |
| 00:46:47 |
¢Ü Streetlight people ¢Ü |
| 00:46:55 |
¢Ü Don't stop believin' ¢Ü |
| 00:47:00 |
¢Ü Hold on ¢Ü |
| 00:47:03 |
¢Ü Streetlight... ¢Ü |
| 00:47:05 |
And the booster club |
| 00:47:08 |
a smoke machine and laser lights |
| 00:47:11 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:47:14 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:47:17 |
Got a letter here from |
| 00:47:21 |
The kid's sick, real sick. |
| 00:47:25 |
Probably won't make it |
| 00:47:30 |
Goddamn it. |
| 00:47:32 |
Bobby has one last dying wish. |
| 00:47:36 |
That's for the opposing team |
| 00:47:40 |
Now, we gonna let Bobby |
| 00:47:42 |
ALL: |
| 00:47:43 |
- What do we want him to do? |
| 00:47:45 |
- Can't hear you. |
| 00:47:48 |
- Get out there... |
| 00:47:57 |
(screams) |
| 00:47:59 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
| 00:48:08 |
(girl screaming) |
| 00:48:10 |
(car alarm blaring) |
| 00:48:11 |
- Let's go, Comebacks. |
| 00:48:13 |
- Who are they playing? |
| 00:48:15 |
Do you remember them? |
| 00:48:16 |
- No, I don't, 'cause they're forgettable. |
| 00:48:18 |
Okay, listen up. |
| 00:48:20 |
Since our team got integrated, |
| 00:48:22 |
I know a lot of you white |
| 00:48:24 |
about losing your positions |
| 00:48:27 |
more athletic, |
| 00:48:31 |
Well, you have nothing |
| 00:48:33 |
'cause when the Titans |
| 00:48:34 |
there is no black and white... |
| 00:48:38 |
- the colors of our uniform. |
| 00:48:40 |
We family. |
| 00:48:41 |
Starting lineup, Isaiah. |
| 00:48:44 |
Come on. |
| 00:48:46 |
- Williams. |
| 00:48:48 |
- Washington. |
| 00:48:50 |
Washington. |
| 00:48:53 |
- Washington. |
| 00:48:55 |
Damn. Washington. |
| 00:48:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:58 |
- Jefferson. |
| 00:49:00 |
Jefferson, tell your mom |
| 00:49:02 |
I know it's her. |
| 00:49:03 |
- Carter. |
| 00:49:05 |
Check his eligibility. |
| 00:49:07 |
- Boyer. |
| 00:49:09 |
- LeTroy. |
| 00:49:11 |
Where the hell you |
| 00:49:13 |
You said Troy. |
| 00:49:14 |
I said LeTroy. |
| 00:49:16 |
Sit your marshmallow |
| 00:49:19 |
White boy think he gonna |
| 00:49:21 |
You gonna learn, |
| 00:49:23 |
crack is whack |
| 00:49:25 |
- (Troy gasps) |
| 00:49:27 |
CHEERLEADERS: |
| 00:49:29 |
That's right, that's right, |
| 00:49:31 |
Red and white. |
| 00:49:33 |
ANNOUNCER: |
| 00:49:34 |
as the Comebacks |
| 00:49:37 |
from last week's |
| 00:49:43 |
The ball is loose... |
| 00:49:47 |
Yes! Yes! |
| 00:49:48 |
- That's the way! |
| 00:49:51 |
That's the way right there. |
| 00:49:52 |
Ready, break! |
| 00:50:00 |
Hmm? |
| 00:50:02 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:50:04 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:50:05 |
Hike! |
| 00:50:06 |
Truman drops back. |
| 00:50:08 |
Touchdown Comebacks. |
| 00:50:11 |
(applause and cheering) |
| 00:50:12 |
Their first score of the season. |
| 00:50:17 |
Hike! |
| 00:50:18 |
(grunting) |
| 00:50:21 |
(applause and cheering) |
| 00:50:22 |
Juanson picks up the loose ball. |
| 00:50:26 |
- Touchdown! |
| 00:50:29 |
That's how we do it. |
| 00:50:31 |
All right! |
| 00:50:32 |
Sorry. I hugged him |
| 00:50:35 |
I like your badonkadonks, |
| 00:50:37 |
(gasping) |
| 00:50:41 |
(clapping) |
| 00:50:42 |
Let's go! |
| 00:50:44 |
Set. Hut! |
| 00:50:46 |
ANNOUNCER: |
| 00:50:50 |
Ooh, what a move! |
| 00:50:52 |
He's to the 30, the 20, the 10! |
| 00:50:55 |
Another Titans touchdown. |
| 00:50:58 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:51:00 |
(soul music playing) |
| 00:51:05 |
Let's go get the quarterback! |
| 00:51:16 |
Yeah, I get it. |
| 00:51:18 |
(squealing) |
| 00:51:20 |
Wha-What's this part? |
| 00:51:22 |
Oh, that means |
| 00:51:24 |
Time's ticking down, |
| 00:51:26 |
It all rests in the hands |
| 00:51:29 |
Blue 20. |
| 00:51:30 |
Blue 20. Hut! |
| 00:51:37 |
He drops back. |
| 00:51:39 |
(grunts) |
| 00:51:42 |
They're going long! |
| 00:51:48 |
Juanson's wide open. |
| 00:51:50 |
- He makes the catch. |
| 00:51:52 |
Hot damn, he's on fire. |
| 00:51:55 |
(R&B music playing) |
| 00:52:00 |
Touchdown! The Comebacks win! |
| 00:52:02 |
The Comebacks win! |
| 00:52:05 |
Whoo-hah! |
| 00:52:19 |
(screaming, grunting) |
| 00:52:22 |
Oh, gee. |
| 00:52:27 |
Whoo, you like that, |
| 00:52:29 |
- Take it like a man. |
| 00:52:32 |
Heck of a job |
| 00:52:34 |
(cheering, clapping) |
| 00:52:36 |
- Except for Randy. |
| 00:52:39 |
You had no part in the victory. |
| 00:52:41 |
Coach, can I play |
| 00:52:46 |
I'll toss your salad. |
| 00:52:48 |
Please tell me you're gonna start |
| 00:52:51 |
I'll salute your flagpole. |
| 00:52:52 |
Please tell me |
| 00:52:54 |
I'll pack your fudge. |
| 00:52:57 |
Please tell me you're |
| 00:53:00 |
Oh, no. I really meant I was gonna |
| 00:53:04 |
(gulps) |
| 00:53:07 |
All right, listen. |
| 00:53:08 |
I want you all |
| 00:53:11 |
Tear it up. |
| 00:53:14 |
Lather up your nethers, |
| 00:53:19 |
Go out and get yourself |
| 00:53:21 |
whatever it is you kids |
| 00:53:23 |
All right, get in here. |
| 00:53:27 |
- One, two, three. |
| 00:53:31 |
(hip-hop tune plays over stereo) |
| 00:53:34 |
(overlapping chatter, laughter) |
| 00:53:44 |
The strippers are here. |
| 00:53:46 |
(cheering) |
| 00:00:09 |
(laughs) |
| 00:00:15 |
Yo, what took |
| 00:00:17 |
Stuff isn't easy to find |
| 00:00:22 |
- What's up, 'Seel? |
| 00:00:24 |
That's some good shit. |
| 00:00:27 |
Yeah... Now I can eat |
| 00:00:32 |
(surf music playing) |
| 00:00:47 |
I'll be right back. |
| 00:00:49 |
(groaning) |
| 00:00:51 |
(knocking) |
| 00:00:53 |
Hey, Blue Crush, |
| 00:00:56 |
Catching some waves. |
| 00:00:58 |
I'm a total hard-core |
| 00:01:01 |
At night? |
| 00:01:03 |
I told you... I'm hard-core. |
| 00:01:10 |
What's that? |
| 00:01:12 |
I'm writing |
| 00:01:13 |
because I'm worried about |
| 00:01:16 |
of Social Security. |
| 00:01:17 |
During a party? Why? |
| 00:01:20 |
Because everyone's |
| 00:01:22 |
so I'm rebelling |
| 00:01:24 |
by being conscientious |
| 00:01:27 |
Duh. |
| 00:01:29 |
Michelle, I can't stop |
| 00:01:30 |
That night when we kissed, |
| 00:01:34 |
bobbled your boobies... |
| 00:01:36 |
I don't want to talk about it. |
| 00:01:38 |
Why not? |
| 00:01:39 |
Why won't you give me a chance? |
| 00:01:41 |
- (gentle music playing) |
| 00:01:43 |
you'd pick me up, we'd |
| 00:01:48 |
have a little picnic, |
| 00:01:51 |
we'd lay out on |
| 00:01:56 |
And ball, ball, |
| 00:02:00 |
We'd do it over and over |
| 00:02:03 |
And I would ride you so hard |
| 00:02:05 |
you wouldn't be able |
| 00:02:07 |
We'd do it every day. |
| 00:02:09 |
All the time. |
| 00:02:11 |
Always trying new things |
| 00:02:13 |
and different positions. |
| 00:02:15 |
Then we'd get married, |
| 00:02:17 |
move into a nice house |
| 00:02:19 |
Two vacations a year. |
| 00:02:20 |
One on a beach, and one |
| 00:02:24 |
with the occasional |
| 00:02:27 |
Second home on a lake, |
| 00:02:30 |
Never tiring of |
| 00:02:33 |
or lessening |
| 00:02:38 |
Well, excuse me. |
| 00:02:40 |
But that is not the type |
| 00:02:44 |
That sounded pretty good to me. |
| 00:02:47 |
Especially the balling part. |
| 00:02:48 |
Hmm. |
| 00:02:51 |
You know what, Michelle? |
| 00:02:53 |
I bet, under that tough |
| 00:02:56 |
under all that self-tanner |
| 00:03:00 |
there's something |
| 00:03:04 |
And pink. |
| 00:03:06 |
Probably smells a little bit, |
| 00:03:11 |
I am not going to let you |
| 00:03:17 |
Fine. |
| 00:03:25 |
(muffled music plays) |
| 00:03:26 |
(loud music plays) |
| 00:03:29 |
(girls giggling) |
| 00:03:34 |
I hope you are kidding me. |
| 00:03:36 |
A study group. |
| 00:03:38 |
Please tell me |
| 00:03:39 |
this is some kind of a joke. |
| 00:03:41 |
Calculus. |
| 00:03:42 |
Shakespeare? |
| 00:03:46 |
You all signed a contract. |
| 00:03:49 |
Ruin your season |
| 00:03:52 |
No, Coach. We're simply |
| 00:03:56 |
Oh, is that what you call it? |
| 00:03:58 |
Mm-hmm. You make me sick, |
| 00:04:03 |
Now, I was hoping... |
| 00:04:06 |
that you kids would |
| 00:04:09 |
to do this on your own. |
| 00:04:13 |
But, apparently, |
| 00:04:14 |
I'm gonna have to |
| 00:04:16 |
I'm gonna have to |
| 00:04:18 |
You won a football game! |
| 00:04:21 |
Everybody knows that after |
| 00:04:25 |
you're supposed to consume |
| 00:04:32 |
Ah! |
| 00:04:34 |
You should be |
| 00:04:40 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 00:04:45 |
What's the color? |
| 00:04:48 |
Good times. |
| 00:04:51 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:53 |
Look at me now, man. |
| 00:04:54 |
Yeah, I brought all these |
| 00:04:58 |
in my fake Louis Vuitton bag |
| 00:05:03 |
of pirated DVDs |
| 00:05:06 |
Who cares, man? |
| 00:05:08 |
I'm just having some fun, |
| 00:05:13 |
Yeah! I'm a huge |
| 00:05:17 |
Check me out. |
| 00:05:19 |
(bong water gurgling) |
| 00:05:21 |
Gotta have some more of that. |
| 00:05:27 |
That's the right spot. |
| 00:05:30 |
Now I'm crazy wasted |
| 00:05:33 |
and I'm taking off |
| 00:05:35 |
(whimpers) |
| 00:05:36 |
Yeah, it's cool, man. |
| 00:05:38 |
I'm a football player. |
| 00:05:40 |
That's what we do! |
| 00:05:42 |
It's the cops! |
| 00:05:44 |
You'll never take me alive. |
| 00:05:50 |
(yelling) |
| 00:05:53 |
Freeze, tighty-whities! |
| 00:05:55 |
- (electrical buzzing) |
| 00:06:00 |
(grunts) |
| 00:06:03 |
(buzzer sounds, groaning) |
| 00:06:05 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:06:10 |
You can do it! Come on! |
| 00:06:13 |
- Get it! |
| 00:06:15 |
Aw! I'm sorry, Clint. |
| 00:06:18 |
I couldn't get it |
| 00:06:20 |
Well, thanks for trying. |
| 00:06:22 |
I should just ask for another one, |
| 00:06:24 |
- but that piece goes so well with the room. |
| 00:06:28 |
It does coordinate nicely |
| 00:06:33 |
- Wanna have sex again? |
| 00:06:41 |
(lock buzzing) |
| 00:06:46 |
- Who are you? |
| 00:06:48 |
You can go free |
| 00:06:49 |
if you beat me in hoops... |
| 00:06:52 |
- one on one. |
| 00:06:55 |
Me likey. |
| 00:06:57 |
I feel I should warn you. |
| 00:06:59 |
I was the leading scorer |
| 00:07:02 |
Bitty-boy's Basketball League |
| 00:07:09 |
Well, I think I'm gonna |
| 00:07:11 |
and just wait to be bailed out. |
| 00:07:13 |
(chuckling) |
| 00:07:15 |
(lock buzzing) |
| 00:07:21 |
Psst! |
| 00:07:22 |
Are you sure you |
| 00:07:27 |
NARRATOR: |
| 00:07:29 |
he knew he could |
| 00:07:31 |
The man who had been by his |
| 00:07:34 |
The only man he knew |
| 00:07:36 |
His partner, his rock, the wind |
| 00:07:41 |
Thanks for coming, Freddie. |
| 00:07:43 |
How long before |
| 00:07:45 |
I'm not going to be |
| 00:07:47 |
What? Why? |
| 00:07:49 |
It was right about then |
| 00:07:52 |
realized something was afoot. |
| 00:07:53 |
His old friend Freddie |
| 00:07:56 |
and orchestrated a most |
| 00:07:59 |
- that would allow Freddie... |
| 00:08:01 |
Ooh, my bad. |
| 00:08:04 |
But now you know, Coach. |
| 00:08:05 |
The reason why I wanted you to |
| 00:08:08 |
is because I'm head coach |
| 00:08:10 |
of the Lone Star State Unbeatables. |
| 00:08:13 |
Coach of the number one |
| 00:08:16 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:08:17 |
And I want it to stay that way. |
| 00:08:19 |
See, I knew the Comebacks |
| 00:08:22 |
And I also knew, if I could |
| 00:08:25 |
they'd sink like a stone, |
| 00:08:26 |
because that's what you do, Coach- |
| 00:08:29 |
(crying): |
| 00:08:32 |
How could you? |
| 00:08:36 |
Freddie decided |
| 00:08:40 |
As for Coach, he had |
| 00:08:43 |
Why, just this morning, |
| 00:08:47 |
he banged the wife |
| 00:08:50 |
Come on, Turbo. |
| 00:08:52 |
I'm in here with you. |
| 00:08:56 |
(laughs) |
| 00:09:00 |
Send a message to the warden. |
| 00:09:02 |
I'll take him up |
| 00:09:04 |
Your interpersonal skills are horrible. |
| 00:09:07 |
And you're a terrible gossip. |
| 00:09:10 |
People talk about you. |
| 00:09:12 |
Oh, why resist it? Aah. |
| 00:09:16 |
Oop da. Yeah, easy. |
| 00:09:20 |
(rap music plays) |
| 00:09:27 |
(soft rock music plays) |
| 00:09:39 |
(grunts) |
| 00:09:41 |
Make it, take it, be-yotch. |
| 00:09:45 |
(rapid hip-hop |
| 00:09:50 |
Yeah! Come on! |
| 00:09:56 |
I hope you weren't |
| 00:09:58 |
(grunting) |
| 00:10:00 |
(music continues) |
| 00:10:04 |
(grunting) |
| 00:10:07 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:10:08 |
It's called skills, junior. |
| 00:10:11 |
And I guess I got some. Whoa. |
| 00:10:15 |
(music continues) |
| 00:10:23 |
(laughing) |
| 00:10:33 |
Change of rules. |
| 00:10:34 |
Even if you win, |
| 00:10:37 |
(grunts aggressively) |
| 00:10:41 |
What you looking at? |
| 00:10:43 |
Fine. |
| 00:10:46 |
- I'll get it. |
| 00:10:56 |
I got it. |
| 00:10:58 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:11:07 |
(tires squealing) |
| 00:11:09 |
Shit. |
| 00:11:11 |
(lock buzzing) |
| 00:11:18 |
All right, gang, today we play |
| 00:11:21 |
They're one of the best teams |
| 00:11:23 |
I'm not going to lie to you. |
| 00:11:26 |
There's a lot of drama |
| 00:11:28 |
Just found out that |
| 00:11:31 |
He's drinking again. |
| 00:11:32 |
And Lyla is cheating on Jason |
| 00:11:34 |
with Tim, if you can believe that. |
| 00:11:36 |
Smash can't |
| 00:11:38 |
and I just found out |
| 00:11:40 |
that last night, |
| 00:11:41 |
Billy and Tyra |
| 00:11:42 |
had a pre-homecoming party |
| 00:11:44 |
and it got broken |
| 00:11:46 |
which means, for us... |
| 00:11:49 |
automatic victory- |
| 00:11:51 |
(cheering, whooping) |
| 00:11:54 |
Rock n' roll! |
| 00:11:57 |
(whistle blows) |
| 00:11:58 |
(rock song playing) |
| 00:12:10 |
Blue, 22! Hike! |
| 00:12:19 |
(baby crying) |
| 00:12:22 |
(rock song continues) |
| 00:12:48 |
- (yelling) |
| 00:13:08 |
- (needle buzzing) |
| 00:13:23 |
(cheering) |
| 00:13:32 |
- Hey. |
| 00:13:34 |
- How's it going, Coach? |
| 00:13:36 |
Thanks |
| 00:13:41 |
(song fades) |
| 00:13:45 |
(sighs) |
| 00:14:07 |
Oh, for the love of the game. |
| 00:14:10 |
(glass shattering) |
| 00:14:15 |
(chain clinking) |
| 00:14:28 |
(gears whirring) |
| 00:14:30 |
NEWSCASTER: |
| 00:14:32 |
of the autistic |
| 00:14:33 |
who was finally |
| 00:14:35 |
This amazing story |
| 00:14:38 |
from all different |
| 00:14:39 |
Last night, |
| 00:14:41 |
Dr. Edmund Grand allowed Billy, |
| 00:14:44 |
a chance at his dream. |
| 00:14:47 |
Touching story |
| 00:14:49 |
Time of death- 8:05. |
| 00:14:51 |
(door opens) |
| 00:14:53 |
There you are. |
| 00:14:55 |
Well... |
| 00:14:56 |
(loudly sighs) |
| 00:15:00 |
Tonight should be the greatest |
| 00:15:05 |
But those kids, |
| 00:15:09 |
Who's that? |
| 00:15:11 |
Who's who? |
| 00:15:13 |
That guy in the |
| 00:15:15 |
Right there. |
| 00:15:17 |
Oh... um... |
| 00:15:20 |
I didn't think |
| 00:15:21 |
We-We took in a foreign |
| 00:15:23 |
He's a foreign |
| 00:15:25 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:15:26 |
Where you from? |
| 00:15:29 |
I'm from, uh... |
| 00:15:31 |
Banging-Your-Wife-Istan. |
| 00:15:34 |
Where is that? |
| 00:15:35 |
It's, uh... |
| 00:15:37 |
it's a little south of, uh, |
| 00:15:42 |
All right, Coach, all right. |
| 00:15:44 |
I... I just couldn't |
| 00:15:48 |
You were never here, |
| 00:15:50 |
- in her sexual prime. |
| 00:15:52 |
Don't try to stop me, Coach. |
| 00:15:54 |
I have finally found a man |
| 00:16:00 |
There isn't a Doing-Barb's- |
| 00:16:02 |
Fine-Ass-Yvania, is there? |
| 00:16:04 |
Is there? |
| 00:16:08 |
(whistling) |
| 00:16:11 |
Big story developing |
| 00:16:13 |
Heartland State head coach |
| 00:16:15 |
is taking an unusual stance |
| 00:16:18 |
He has locked his team |
| 00:16:20 |
and now the squad is in danger |
| 00:16:23 |
conference championship |
| 00:16:34 |
(groans) |
| 00:16:36 |
You sure got to have some |
| 00:16:40 |
Go ahead. Do your worst. |
| 00:16:44 |
My wife left me. |
| 00:16:46 |
Aw, hell. |
| 00:16:50 |
It's my fault. |
| 00:16:54 |
Boys, if you find |
| 00:16:58 |
that has all |
| 00:17:01 |
and, yet, she's willing |
| 00:17:03 |
into bigger things. |
| 00:17:05 |
And she doesn't mind |
| 00:17:07 |
at a New Year's Eve party, |
| 00:17:10 |
that's a gal. |
| 00:17:11 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:17:13 |
Well, don't take it so hard, |
| 00:17:17 |
We've all walking in |
| 00:17:19 |
getting barn-doored |
| 00:17:22 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:17:24 |
(sighs): |
| 00:17:25 |
Hell, I remember |
| 00:17:28 |
and I did everything |
| 00:17:30 |
And when I did, I made sure |
| 00:17:34 |
How'd you do that? |
| 00:17:36 |
I treated her like a queen- |
| 00:17:40 |
Like an Egyptian queen. |
| 00:17:43 |
Mummified and entombed her |
| 00:17:46 |
Her shrieks of help |
| 00:17:49 |
It's all about communication, fellas. |
| 00:17:52 |
My Jeanie, she used to wag |
| 00:17:55 |
and bug the bejesus |
| 00:17:57 |
But, well, we sat down |
| 00:18:01 |
in a mature manner and-and- |
| 00:18:03 |
and now sh-she'll never, |
| 00:18:07 |
never wave this finger |
| 00:18:10 |
(mumbling): |
| 00:18:12 |
I'm gonna tell you something. |
| 00:18:14 |
Now take Salamander here. |
| 00:18:17 |
Now we get up in each other's |
| 00:18:19 |
But then we make up and talk |
| 00:18:25 |
You know what I'm saying, Coach? |
| 00:18:26 |
Solid advice, fellas. |
| 00:18:28 |
You're good people. |
| 00:18:30 |
- (chain rattling) |
| 00:18:32 |
(horn honking) |
| 00:18:34 |
(Latin music on radio) |
| 00:18:37 |
What's up, guys? |
| 00:18:39 |
It's time to do something |
| 00:18:42 |
Get in the back. |
| 00:18:44 |
- (whooping, cheering) |
| 00:18:46 |
- Let's do it! |
| 00:18:49 |
I think we're gonna need |
| 00:19:07 |
I can't believe you, Dad. |
| 00:19:09 |
Haven't you put |
| 00:19:12 |
They did it to themselves, Michelle. |
| 00:19:15 |
I finally found someone |
| 00:19:17 |
and you're taking |
| 00:19:19 |
Sweetie, Trotter |
| 00:19:23 |
I don't like Trotter anymore. |
| 00:19:26 |
There's somebody else. |
| 00:19:29 |
Someone kind and sensitive. |
| 00:19:32 |
Someone who |
| 00:19:33 |
loves to laugh and... |
| 00:19:35 |
makes me feel wanted and alive. |
| 00:19:39 |
Michelle, I'm your daddy. |
| 00:19:42 |
I'm talking about Lance. |
| 00:19:46 |
Oh... Oh, good. |
| 00:19:48 |
He's a good boy. |
| 00:19:51 |
This could be the real thing. |
| 00:19:54 |
I want what you and Mom have. |
| 00:19:57 |
Herpes. |
| 00:19:59 |
No! |
| 00:20:01 |
True love. |
| 00:20:03 |
Oh... |
| 00:20:05 |
(sighs) |
| 00:20:12 |
Well, if you find it, |
| 00:20:14 |
Look at me. I blew it. |
| 00:20:17 |
I promised your mother |
| 00:20:20 |
get in the way of our family, |
| 00:20:29 |
It's not too late, Dad. |
| 00:20:31 |
You can change all of this. |
| 00:20:34 |
All you have to do |
| 00:20:39 |
Can't I lose by just a little? |
| 00:20:41 |
No, Dad. You have to win. |
| 00:20:45 |
You've spent your |
| 00:20:49 |
and this is your last, |
| 00:20:52 |
to prove everyone wrong. |
| 00:20:55 |
I know you're scared. |
| 00:20:58 |
But you have to remember, |
| 00:21:01 |
there used to be a... |
| 00:21:03 |
a big, big man inside of you. |
| 00:21:06 |
There's a reason for that. |
| 00:21:08 |
I was in prison, I didn't have a choice. |
| 00:21:10 |
No, uh... |
| 00:21:11 |
What I'm trying to say is that... |
| 00:21:17 |
I believe in you, Dad. |
| 00:21:18 |
Oh... |
| 00:21:21 |
And Mom does, too. |
| 00:21:23 |
Sweetie... |
| 00:21:25 |
Thank you. |
| 00:21:29 |
Well... |
| 00:21:35 |
Then I better take care of business. |
| 00:21:38 |
And when I'm done, we're gonna |
| 00:22:03 |
(rock music plays) |
| 00:22:16 |
What the hell |
| 00:22:18 |
Hey, Coach. |
| 00:22:21 |
Buddy Boy smashed a whole |
| 00:22:24 |
I Pod's doing body shots |
| 00:22:29 |
And Jorge, he's been |
| 00:22:30 |
for the past six hours. |
| 00:22:33 |
And Jasminder, |
| 00:22:38 |
And I think that Randy |
| 00:22:39 |
to Gwen Stefani over there. |
| 00:22:42 |
And our signed contracts. |
| 00:22:48 |
I have never been so proud |
| 00:22:52 |
ALL: Yes! |
| 00:22:53 |
Who do you play for? |
| 00:22:55 |
ALL: Comebacks! |
| 00:22:58 |
Hello, everyone. |
| 00:22:59 |
Al Michaels, along with |
| 00:23:01 |
to Odessa, Texas, home of |
| 00:23:04 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: And-And this is |
| 00:23:06 |
I mean, right in the middle |
| 00:23:09 |
I mean, there's no place |
| 00:23:11 |
(cheering) |
| 00:23:18 |
(ominous music plays) |
| 00:23:30 |
What's this, Freddie? |
| 00:23:32 |
Your players look like a bunch |
| 00:23:36 |
That's because they are. |
| 00:23:38 |
They're my gridiron gang. |
| 00:23:40 |
So, you want to forfeit, |
| 00:23:44 |
save yourself a lot of |
| 00:23:48 |
Why would I start now? |
| 00:23:52 |
Lance! |
| 00:23:56 |
Michelle. |
| 00:23:58 |
I left something |
| 00:24:00 |
For good luck. |
| 00:24:02 |
I know. |
| 00:24:03 |
(whispers): |
| 00:24:05 |
What? |
| 00:24:06 |
The lace bra and the... |
| 00:24:08 |
crotch-less panties. |
| 00:24:11 |
No. I left you a note. |
| 00:24:13 |
Oh. |
| 00:24:15 |
A note saying that I'm sorry |
| 00:24:17 |
for the way that I treated you. |
| 00:24:19 |
That I was afraid |
| 00:24:22 |
That I'm not afraid anymore. |
| 00:24:25 |
That I am dying to let |
| 00:24:28 |
Nope, I never got that. |
| 00:24:30 |
Oh. Okay, well, check. |
| 00:24:32 |
Maybe it fell into the back |
| 00:24:35 |
Yeah, I'll... okay. |
| 00:24:37 |
Lance. |
| 00:24:39 |
Wait. |
| 00:24:41 |
There's something else |
| 00:24:46 |
This. |
| 00:24:47 |
(pop music plays) |
| 00:24:57 |
(music fades) |
| 00:25:00 |
Well, isn't that sweet? |
| 00:25:01 |
Trotter... |
| 00:25:03 |
We'll settle this on the field. |
| 00:25:05 |
Woo! Michelle! |
| 00:25:08 |
Got your letter, baby. |
| 00:25:09 |
You and me after |
| 00:25:11 |
(grunting rhythmically) |
| 00:25:13 |
Woo! Yeah. |
| 00:25:15 |
(groans) |
| 00:25:17 |
John, the excitement is so thick |
| 00:25:19 |
in this stadium, |
| 00:25:21 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:25:22 |
that I love to cut with a knife. |
| 00:25:23 |
One of'em is turkey, |
| 00:25:26 |
And if you're a Comebacks fan, |
| 00:25:27 |
you got to hope |
| 00:25:29 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:25:30 |
the Unbeatables will be |
| 00:25:32 |
Take a look down there- |
| 00:25:36 |
(air horns blowing) |
| 00:25:39 |
Believers coming through! |
| 00:25:40 |
- That's right! Get up! |
| 00:25:43 |
- That's right. What's up? |
| 00:25:45 |
What's up, eighth row? |
| 00:25:46 |
Uh-uh! |
| 00:25:47 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:25:49 |
take the field, ready |
| 00:25:53 |
Call it in the air. |
| 00:25:54 |
And when I say "it," |
| 00:25:57 |
- (exhales sharply) |
| 00:26:01 |
- (exhales sharply) |
| 00:26:03 |
It's right here in your ear. |
| 00:26:05 |
(kiss) |
| 00:26:07 |
Call it in the air. |
| 00:26:10 |
We'll receive. |
| 00:26:13 |
(crowd cheering) |
| 00:26:21 |
(loud rock music plays) |
| 00:26:31 |
(crowd roars) |
| 00:26:39 |
(loud grunt) |
| 00:26:44 |
Yeah, baby! Yeah! |
| 00:26:48 |
Okay, ready... hut! |
| 00:26:51 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:26:52 |
He's wide open.! |
| 00:26:54 |
The bomb.! |
| 00:26:56 |
He could go |
| 00:26:57 |
all the way... |
| 00:27:00 |
to Mexico.! |
| 00:27:02 |
(reggae music plays) |
| 00:27:10 |
(players clap, shout) |
| 00:27:16 |
Green-20! |
| 00:27:18 |
Green-20! |
| 00:27:20 |
- Hut! |
| 00:27:22 |
Nah, you take that! |
| 00:27:25 |
- You take that! |
| 00:27:28 |
Ooh! |
| 00:27:29 |
Like you took my girl! |
| 00:27:30 |
Personal foul. |
| 00:27:41 |
Look, it's nothing personal, Trotter. |
| 00:27:45 |
I'm in love with her, man. |
| 00:27:46 |
Man, only thing you love |
| 00:27:49 |
JORGE: |
| 00:27:51 |
This game's bigger |
| 00:27:53 |
Football taught me |
| 00:27:55 |
with anger, with life. |
| 00:27:57 |
This team's all I got. |
| 00:27:59 |
Without it, I have nothing. |
| 00:28:01 |
Back on the skreets. |
| 00:28:02 |
Dude, |
| 00:28:03 |
your parents |
| 00:28:05 |
A condo. |
| 00:28:07 |
Where am I supposed |
| 00:28:09 |
All right, all right. |
| 00:28:10 |
Pro-right-94, on one. |
| 00:28:13 |
Break! |
| 00:28:16 |
Hut! |
| 00:28:19 |
How about a flag, ref? |
| 00:28:20 |
My guy's getting mugged out there. |
| 00:28:21 |
(whimpering): Don't take |
| 00:28:25 |
That's ridiculous. |
| 00:28:28 |
A 1,000 dollars a call. |
| 00:28:31 |
(exhales sharply) |
| 00:28:33 |
Hut! |
| 00:28:37 |
(grunting) |
| 00:28:42 |
(gunshot) |
| 00:28:43 |
(grunts) |
| 00:28:45 |
Come on, ref! |
| 00:28:47 |
You gotta call that! |
| 00:28:48 |
(groans) |
| 00:28:50 |
What are you guys, blind? |
| 00:28:51 |
(dog barks, whines) |
| 00:28:56 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:28:58 |
for an easy touchdown.! |
| 00:29:01 |
They're running |
| 00:29:03 |
who are more than overmatched. |
| 00:29:06 |
JIM ROME'S VOICE: |
| 00:29:09 |
half-time score:35 to nothing.! |
| 00:29:12 |
BOTH (chanting weakly): |
| 00:29:17 |
(long sigh) |
| 00:29:18 |
We believe. |
| 00:29:19 |
So, you ready to give up? |
| 00:29:23 |
Almost. |
| 00:29:24 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:29:27 |
the half-time show.! |
| 00:29:29 |
Janet Jackson and Justin |
| 00:29:31 |
so instead, we present you |
| 00:29:33 |
to American values. |
| 00:29:34 |
(piano plays brief intro) |
| 00:29:35 |
¢Ü The weekend's here ¢Ü |
| 00:29:37 |
¢Ü The weather's nice, |
| 00:29:40 |
¢Ü I put your |
| 00:29:42 |
¢Ü But the couch |
| 00:29:46 |
¢Ü The game is |
| 00:29:48 |
¢Ü Got deep-fried snacks |
| 00:29:50 |
¢Ü Rootin' for |
| 00:29:52 |
¢Ü Oops, wardrobe |
| 00:29:55 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:30:05 |
(music ends) |
| 00:30:06 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:30:07 |
it started out where she |
| 00:30:09 |
a lot of clothes, |
| 00:30:10 |
a lot of clothes, |
| 00:30:13 |
Take a knee. |
| 00:30:14 |
Listen up. |
| 00:30:18 |
I've been a loser all my life. |
| 00:30:20 |
I came into this world ass-first. |
| 00:30:23 |
I was raised as a girl till |
| 00:30:28 |
I didn't lose my virginity |
| 00:30:32 |
That was by accident. |
| 00:30:34 |
I didn't know |
| 00:30:36 |
I was gonna have to pay for it- |
| 00:30:40 |
I've destroyed everything |
| 00:30:42 |
chased away everyone |
| 00:30:46 |
I am... |
| 00:30:48 |
...a failure as a husband |
| 00:30:51 |
and a father and a coach. |
| 00:30:54 |
And a human being. |
| 00:31:01 |
(Fields sobbing) |
| 00:31:06 |
(quiet sobs) |
| 00:31:08 |
Um... Coach? |
| 00:31:10 |
Isn't this the part |
| 00:31:12 |
where you turn |
| 00:31:14 |
and shortcomings |
| 00:31:16 |
into a rousing, |
| 00:31:19 |
Huh? |
| 00:31:23 |
Oh. That's a great idea. |
| 00:31:25 |
You're a real asset |
| 00:31:28 |
Well, thanks, Coach. |
| 00:31:29 |
Does that mean I can play |
| 00:31:32 |
No, absolutely not. |
| 00:31:34 |
All right. |
| 00:31:37 |
All right. |
| 00:31:41 |
I don't think |
| 00:31:45 |
the scope |
| 00:31:50 |
aim high. |
| 00:31:54 |
And I... |
| 00:31:56 |
pledge... to all of you. |
| 00:31:59 |
That you will be |
| 00:32:00 |
showered... |
| 00:32:02 |
by the cheers |
| 00:32:04 |
and shouts of joy... |
| 00:32:07 |
from your fans. |
| 00:32:10 |
It depends... |
| 00:32:13 |
...on you now. |
| 00:32:15 |
Remember... |
| 00:32:17 |
your preparation |
| 00:32:18 |
H... |
| 00:32:21 |
and you can all be... |
| 00:32:23 |
- champs! |
| 00:32:25 |
Yeah, champs! |
| 00:32:27 |
All right, let's close our eyes |
| 00:32:33 |
(closes zipper) |
| 00:32:34 |
Okay, you can open |
| 00:32:36 |
- All right, let's go get 'em! |
| 00:32:41 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:32:43 |
and despite the score, |
| 00:32:45 |
are even more fired up.! |
| 00:32:47 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:32:49 |
more than Coach Fields. |
| 00:32:51 |
That's the way! |
| 00:32:52 |
Hope you had a good rest, Oprah. |
| 00:32:54 |
Actually, Coach gave |
| 00:32:58 |
Wait a minute, what'd you say? |
| 00:33:00 |
Oprah. I'm saying you're |
| 00:33:03 |
(seething): Are you |
| 00:33:06 |
Oprah's an incisive |
| 00:33:09 |
you miserable piece of shit! |
| 00:33:10 |
(vicious growling) |
| 00:33:15 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:33:19 |
(loud grunt) |
| 00:33:21 |
Ooh.! And Truman lays |
| 00:33:23 |
Go, go! |
| 00:33:26 |
- (whistle blows) |
| 00:33:27 |
That's the way! |
| 00:33:32 |
(groans) |
| 00:33:38 |
Truman scrambling. |
| 00:33:40 |
Nowhere to go.! |
| 00:33:42 |
Oh, look at that, Trotter |
| 00:33:44 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:33:45 |
looks like he's |
| 00:33:47 |
The Comebacks are finally |
| 00:33:50 |
Yes! Yes! Yes. |
| 00:33:54 |
(grunts): |
| 00:33:56 |
(grunting) |
| 00:33:57 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:34:00 |
Nice block. |
| 00:34:01 |
Thanks. |
| 00:34:04 |
Nice run. |
| 00:34:05 |
Thanks. |
| 00:34:07 |
(quiet music playing) |
| 00:34:09 |
Hey, Lance. |
| 00:34:13 |
Be good to her, man. |
| 00:34:19 |
Be good to her, too. |
| 00:34:25 |
(sighs) |
| 00:34:33 |
Not all about winning, is it? |
| 00:34:42 |
Hey, cameraman! |
| 00:34:46 |
I hope you're |
| 00:34:48 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:34:50 |
is holding up the sign, |
| 00:34:52 |
Oh, he loves me. |
| 00:34:54 |
Like chili fries |
| 00:34:57 |
BOTH (chanting): He loves you, Barb. |
| 00:35:00 |
He loves you, Barb. |
| 00:35:03 |
He loves you, Barb. |
| 00:35:06 |
He loves you, Barb. |
| 00:35:09 |
(crying) |
| 00:35:12 |
It's so beautiful. |
| 00:35:14 |
Aww. |
| 00:35:17 |
Hey, Coach! |
| 00:35:18 |
Suppose I can get in the game? |
| 00:35:22 |
Hey, guys, look who's back. |
| 00:35:24 |
- I'm a quick healer. |
| 00:35:26 |
The cavalry's arrived. |
| 00:35:28 |
And he goes by the name of- |
| 00:35:30 |
ALL: Aseel Tare. |
| 00:35:33 |
Okay, I got it. ACL Tear, |
| 00:35:38 |
Not you Randy. Not you. |
| 00:35:42 |
Set! |
| 00:35:44 |
Brown-88! Hike! |
| 00:35:47 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:35:53 |
Look at that.! |
| 00:35:54 |
He's got the entire defense |
| 00:36:03 |
The pile is clearing, John. |
| 00:36:04 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:36:06 |
(chuckling) |
| 00:36:07 |
Oh! |
| 00:36:08 |
(Aseel groaning) |
| 00:36:11 |
No worries! |
| 00:36:15 |
Yeah! |
| 00:36:17 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:36:18 |
is a definite shift |
| 00:36:19 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:36:21 |
I mean, y-you take a look |
| 00:36:23 |
a-and they were down by a lot |
| 00:36:25 |
and now they're not down |
| 00:36:26 |
and-and pretty soon |
| 00:36:29 |
(chanting alone): |
| 00:36:32 |
Randy. |
| 00:36:33 |
(others join in): |
| 00:36:35 |
Randy! Randy! |
| 00:36:37 |
(crowd joining in): |
| 00:36:43 |
Randy! Randy! Randy! |
| 00:36:48 |
(chanting continues) |
| 00:36:50 |
They're calling your name, son. |
| 00:36:52 |
Get out there! |
| 00:36:53 |
Randy! Randy! |
| 00:36:55 |
(chanting continues) |
| 00:36:57 |
Go! Go, Randy! |
| 00:36:59 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:37:01 |
Randy Randinger is making |
| 00:37:03 |
his first appearance ever |
| 00:37:06 |
Randinger's wide open.! |
| 00:37:09 |
(grunting) |
| 00:37:13 |
(yells) |
| 00:37:16 |
(yells) |
| 00:37:17 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:37:19 |
Unbelievable.! |
| 00:37:21 |
(excited shouting, whooping) |
| 00:37:24 |
- (music grinds to a stop) |
| 00:37:26 |
Blue-ten! |
| 00:37:28 |
Hut! |
| 00:37:31 |
- (yells) |
| 00:37:34 |
(groaning in pain) |
| 00:37:36 |
Randinger with |
| 00:37:39 |
You are not gonna believe this.! |
| 00:37:41 |
The Comebacks score.! |
| 00:37:42 |
(cheering) |
| 00:37:44 |
(panting, whimpering) |
| 00:37:49 |
How was it, son, everything |
| 00:37:53 |
Hey, thought you |
| 00:37:55 |
Get away! Get away! |
| 00:37:58 |
Aah! |
| 00:38:00 |
Blue-22! Blue-22! |
| 00:38:03 |
Hut! |
| 00:38:06 |
(loud grunt) |
| 00:38:07 |
Yes! |
| 00:38:10 |
He knows our playbook. |
| 00:38:11 |
What? How is that possible? |
| 00:38:14 |
Freddie knows all my secrets, |
| 00:38:16 |
where I get all my plays. |
| 00:38:25 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 00:38:27 |
Someone else has |
| 00:38:30 |
someone Freddie |
| 00:38:33 |
someone who thinks |
| 00:38:37 |
I Pod! |
| 00:38:39 |
I Pod. Hey, there, little buddy. |
| 00:38:42 |
How would you like |
| 00:38:45 |
help us win |
| 00:38:46 |
What do you say? |
| 00:38:49 |
What do I say? |
| 00:38:50 |
Man, I been waiting all season |
| 00:38:53 |
Dude, I have been humping legs, |
| 00:38:55 |
carrying this... |
| 00:38:56 |
stupid cord all over |
| 00:38:58 |
and now, fourth quarter |
| 00:39:01 |
you come and ask me for... |
| 00:39:03 |
All right, all right! |
| 00:39:05 |
Get out of my... |
| 00:39:07 |
Watch yourself, watch yourself. |
| 00:39:09 |
All right, everybody, come on. |
| 00:39:12 |
974-wing bandit. |
| 00:39:14 |
- Let's go get 'em! |
| 00:39:17 |
(electronic rock music plays) |
| 00:39:21 |
I POD: |
| 00:39:23 |
Let's switch it up! |
| 00:39:26 |
LANCE: |
| 00:39:32 |
LANCE: |
| 00:39:39 |
KICKER: |
| 00:39:40 |
That... is the |
| 00:39:46 |
(crowd cheering) |
| 00:39:53 |
Hut! |
| 00:39:55 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:40:00 |
...back to Trotter... |
| 00:40:02 |
- (cheering) |
| 00:40:04 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:40:06 |
ROME'S VOICE: |
| 00:40:08 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: Coach Wiseman |
| 00:40:10 |
as the Comebacks only trail |
| 00:40:12 |
by one touchdown. |
| 00:40:15 |
It's fourth and goal. |
| 00:40:17 |
With just seconds remaining, |
| 00:40:20 |
lies in the hands |
| 00:40:23 |
Ref! Time out! |
| 00:40:26 |
(whistle blows) |
| 00:40:27 |
I can't do it, Coach. |
| 00:40:28 |
What's the problem? |
| 00:40:30 |
What if I drop the ball? |
| 00:40:32 |
And what if you don't? |
| 00:40:36 |
- Damn! |
| 00:40:39 |
Give me your hands. |
| 00:40:46 |
Aw, geez! |
| 00:40:47 |
Lance. |
| 00:40:49 |
Yeah? |
| 00:40:50 |
Do it for me. |
| 00:40:54 |
Okay. |
| 00:40:55 |
Okay. |
| 00:40:56 |
We can do this, guys. |
| 00:40:59 |
Yeah! |
| 00:41:00 |
(loud cheering, whooping) |
| 00:41:04 |
Let's do this! Oh! |
| 00:41:08 |
- Yeah, Lance! |
| 00:41:09 |
Set! |
| 00:41:12 |
Hut! |
| 00:41:14 |
(loud grunting) |
| 00:41:18 |
Hold on to it, Lance. |
| 00:41:20 |
(quiet burbling) |
| 00:41:23 |
(grunts) |
| 00:41:25 |
(grunting) |
| 00:41:27 |
- (whistle blows) |
| 00:41:28 |
(cheering, whooping) |
| 00:41:31 |
(moaning, panting) |
| 00:41:36 |
Get out there, Jiz! |
| 00:41:37 |
Wait. |
| 00:41:39 |
We're not playing for the tie. |
| 00:41:42 |
I say we go for the win! |
| 00:41:44 |
(shouts, cheers) |
| 00:41:45 |
Get out there! |
| 00:41:48 |
They're going for two? |
| 00:41:50 |
Don't worry. |
| 00:41:51 |
I got one more page |
| 00:41:59 |
Set! |
| 00:42:01 |
MICHAELS' VOICE: |
| 00:42:02 |
Freddie Wiseman, has entered |
| 00:42:06 |
Time out, Comebacks. |
| 00:42:11 |
John, something weird seems to |
| 00:42:15 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:42:16 |
(laughs): Was suiting up- |
| 00:42:19 |
for the two-point |
| 00:42:23 |
BARB: |
| 00:42:25 |
Coach! |
| 00:42:27 |
It's me, honey! I'm here! |
| 00:42:29 |
(whooping loudly) |
| 00:42:32 |
(dramatic, exciting music playing) |
| 00:42:47 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:42:51 |
FREDDIE: Because that's what you do, |
| 00:42:54 |
MICHELLE: |
| 00:42:55 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:42:57 |
LANCE: |
| 00:43:00 |
Green-20! Hike! |
| 00:43:04 |
(Freddie roaring fiercely) |
| 00:43:08 |
(grunting) |
| 00:43:12 |
(whistle blows) |
| 00:43:13 |
- (cheering) |
| 00:43:17 |
MADDEN'S VOICE: |
| 00:43:18 |
Coach Fields |
| 00:43:20 |
The Comebacks win! |
| 00:43:21 |
MICHAELS: |
| 00:43:22 |
MARVALBERT: |
| 00:43:23 |
MADDEN: How long |
| 00:43:25 |
ROME'S VOICE: |
| 00:43:27 |
They beat the Unbeatables.! |
| 00:43:28 |
Phenomenal.! |
| 00:43:29 |
(cheering) |
| 00:43:31 |
(whooping) |
| 00:43:32 |
BOTH: |
| 00:43:35 |
(cheering, shouting) |
| 00:43:40 |
My shit goin' |
| 00:43:43 |
- Dude, guess what! |
| 00:43:44 |
My parents just said we |
| 00:43:46 |
in the Hamptons for |
| 00:43:47 |
- No way! Oh, my God! |
| 00:43:49 |
And I get a real tattoo! |
| 00:43:51 |
(cheering continues) |
| 00:44:05 |
I love you, Dad. |
| 00:44:11 |
- (choked up): My boy! |
| 00:44:14 |
Coach! Coach! |
| 00:44:16 |
(squealing) |
| 00:44:18 |
(Barb screams) |
| 00:44:19 |
(grunting) |
| 00:44:21 |
I'm okay. |
| 00:44:22 |
(gasps) |
| 00:44:23 |
Barbara! |
| 00:44:26 |
Coa... |
| 00:44:27 |
- (loud thump) |
| 00:44:28 |
Barbara! |
| 00:44:30 |
(grunting): |
| 00:44:32 |
Barb! |
| 00:44:33 |
(disgusted groan) |
| 00:44:36 |
(yells) |
| 00:44:38 |
Barb! |
| 00:44:41 |
(fierce grunt) |
| 00:44:43 |
Get out of my way! |
| 00:44:45 |
Coach! Coach! |
| 00:44:47 |
Oh! I'm so sorry. |
| 00:44:49 |
I love you so much. |
| 00:44:51 |
I love you, too. |
| 00:44:53 |
- I'm a winner, Barb. |
| 00:44:56 |
I'm hanging up |
| 00:44:58 |
I'm never gonna |
| 00:45:00 |
before you and the |
| 00:45:05 |
(swooning sigh) |
| 00:45:09 |
MAN: |
| 00:45:11 |
Coach Fields, excuse me? |
| 00:45:13 |
Name's Gabe Low. |
| 00:45:15 |
I'm looking for a new |
| 00:45:17 |
at Sequel University, |
| 00:45:19 |
and I think you're |
| 00:45:21 |
(chuckles): |
| 00:45:23 |
I sure don't know anything |
| 00:45:26 |
(swooning sigh) |
| 00:45:28 |
...but I'll take it! |
| 00:45:30 |
Coach, how does it feel |
| 00:45:33 |
to finally win |
| 00:45:34 |
Um... to be honest, |
| 00:45:40 |
(laughing) |
| 00:45:42 |
(groans): I thought |
| 00:45:46 |
(groans loudly) |
| 00:45:51 |
(drum riff plays) |
| 00:45:53 |
(rock music plays) |
| 00:46:22 |
(woman screams) |
| 00:46:34 |
(angry grunts) |
| 00:46:38 |
(grunts) |
| 00:46:39 |
You guys are ripping me apart! |
| 00:46:42 |
(music continues) |
| 00:46:51 |
(blowing whistle) |
| 00:47:23 |
- Let's do it! |
| 00:47:25 |
I think we're gonna need |
| 00:47:27 |
(blabbering) |
| 00:47:29 |
All right, huddle up! |
| 00:47:31 |
ALL: |
| 00:47:33 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:47:37 |
(loud slap) |
| 00:47:39 |
FIELDS: |
| 00:47:40 |
The game is on the line. |
| 00:47:42 |
No time outs left. |
| 00:47:44 |
Not gonna go for the tie. |
| 00:47:46 |
(shouts gibberish) |
| 00:47:47 |
This time I'm gonna win.! |
| 00:47:50 |
See an open door.! |
| 00:47:54 |
Gonna walk right in.! |
| 00:47:56 |
(music continues) |
| 00:48:30 |
Nobody shed a tear |
| 00:48:34 |
At least, not after he... |
| 00:48:36 |
"borrowed" $200,000 |
| 00:48:40 |
moved his athletic ass |
| 00:48:43 |
and entered into a consensual |
| 00:48:46 |
(chuckles): With two |
| 00:48:51 |
Adios, y'all. |
| 00:48:53 |
(laughing) |
| 00:48:55 |
- (Taser strikes, clicks) |
| 00:48:59 |
I think we nailed it! |
| 00:49:01 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:52:56 |
(music fades) |
| 00:53:00 |
Thank you! Good night! |
| 00:53:02 |
. |
