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00:03:40 Good morning, your Highness.
00:03:44 Good morning, your Highness.
00:03:48 Good morning, your Highness.
00:03:51 - Happy birthday, your Highness.
00:04:36 Oha, it is my 21st birthday.
00:04:39 Do you think, just once,
00:04:44 Most amusing, sir.
00:05:06 The royal penis is clean,
00:06:05 His Highness
00:06:09 Today is your 21st birthday.
00:06:13 How can a man get excited
00:07:00 He certainly is quiet this morning.
00:07:03 He looks sad.
00:07:08 - Is something troubling you, my son?
00:07:15 I'm more than the exalted ruler
00:07:22 I'm also a concerned dad.
00:07:26 Well, Father... Just a moment.
00:07:32 - What is he doing?
00:07:37 Wait right there, Akeem.
00:07:40 Rose bearers!
00:07:49 Akeem. Come sit.
00:08:04 Now, my son...
00:08:08 Jaffe, it has been a year.
00:08:12 - So, what is it, my son?
00:08:17 - Like what?
00:08:21 You're the son of a king, why shouldn'
00:08:26 But if there were no rose petals,
00:08:29 Then it is settled. From this day forth,
00:08:33 anyone who throws roses
00:08:39 It is not just that, it is everything.
00:08:41 The cooking, the pampering,
00:08:46 Actually, I rather enjoy the bathing,
00:08:49 but I'd like to cook for myself,
00:08:54 - And why can't I find my own wife?
00:09:00 We've gone through a lot of trouble
00:09:05 Since she was born, she was taught
00:09:12 But what if I don't love her?
00:09:14 It's normal to feel anxiety
00:09:18 When I met your father, I was terrified.
00:09:21 I must admit, I was frightened, too.
00:09:24 I was so nervous, I became nauseous.
00:09:27 But over the years, I have grown
00:09:32 You see, my son, there's a fine line
00:09:36 I understand, but when I marry,
00:09:40 I want the woman to love me
00:09:44 - And who are you?
00:09:48 Wrong! You're a prince
00:09:53 I tied my own shoes once.
00:10:01 Good morning, your Majesty.
00:10:05 And, Semmi, what is it now?
00:10:10 You look especially radiant today,
00:10:14 I was remarking to my mother the other
00:10:20 Semmi, don't you have somewhere
00:10:25 Yes, I was about to take the birthday
00:10:29 Excuse me, Father. And Mother.
00:10:35 Have a good day, my son.
00:10:40 Akeem, what happened
00:10:46 Let's see if you can defend yourself,
00:11:12 So you can have a woman
00:11:15 but you'd rather have a woman
00:11:19 Only dogs are to obey. If you love
00:11:30 Hippopotamus shit! You're the heir
00:11:34 Your wife need only have a pretty face,
00:11:55 So you would share your bed,
00:11:59 That's the way it's always been
00:12:07 It's also tradition
00:12:29 Get your Royal Engagement T-shirt!
00:13:16 - These really are delicious.
00:13:28 Your Majesty.
00:13:32 I am Colonel Issy.
00:13:34 And today, with your blessing,
00:13:43 My blessing is granted.
00:13:48 Pardon me. Step aside, please. Coming
00:13:58 Greetings, great Prince.
00:16:12 She's your Queen-to-be
00:16:18 A Queen-to-be forever
00:16:23 A Queen who'll do whatever
00:16:27 His Highness desires
00:16:32 She's your Queen-to-be
00:16:38 A vision of perfection
00:16:43 Ah object of affection
00:16:46 To quench your royal fire
00:16:51 Completely free from infection
00:16:57 To be used at your discretion
00:17:01 Waiting only for your direction
00:17:09 Your Queen-to-be
00:17:34 May I talk to you alone
00:17:41 Excuse us for a moment.
00:18:15 - So...
00:18:20 You're fine. Beautiful
00:18:22 But if we're going to be married, we
00:18:27 Ever since I was born,
00:18:31 I know, but I'd like to know about you.
00:18:36 Whatever you like.
00:18:39 - What kind of music do you like?
00:18:45 I know what I like, and you know what
00:18:50 but I would like to know what you like.
00:18:54 Good! What is your favourite food?
00:18:57 Whatever food you like.
00:19:01 This is impossible.
00:19:05 No.
00:19:09 Are you saying that no matter
00:19:13 Yes, your Highness.
00:19:15 - Ahything I say, you'll do?
00:19:19 Bark like a dog.
00:19:25 A big dog.
00:19:30 Hop on one leg.
00:19:34 Make a noise like an orang-utan.
00:19:41 I see the two of you are getting along.
00:19:47 Excuse me, Imani, for a moment.
00:20:00 Fine girl, isn't she?
00:20:05 Father...
00:20:11 About this wedding...
00:20:14 The guests are waiting, your Majesty.
00:20:16 Let them wait! I'm talking to my son.
00:20:23 Come. Let's go for a stroll.
00:20:38 Hello, Babar.
00:20:46 Time flies. It seems only yesterday
00:20:52 and now you're a man
00:20:56 She will give you much pleasure,
00:21:01 I'm not sure if I'm ready.
00:21:04 I know we never had a talk about this,
00:21:07 but I always assumed you had sex
00:21:13 It's not that. I'm 21 years old,
00:21:19 I have yet to experience
00:21:23 - So you want to sow your royal oats?
00:21:27 You're right! Get out, see the world.
00:21:31 Fulfil every erotic desire,
00:21:37 - But, Father...
00:21:55 May I have your attention, please?
00:21:59 The wedding will proceed in 40 days.
00:22:03 Oha. Prepare the royal baggage.
00:22:11 Prepare the royal baggage!
00:22:17 This trip is an excellent idea.
00:22:21 Semmi. I have something else in mind.
00:22:28 What is wrong with the one you have?
00:22:33 I want a woman who will arouse
00:22:36 - Where would you find such a woman?
00:22:43 The land is so big,
00:22:46 Where shall we go?
00:22:51 We'll let fate decide.
00:22:56 Heads, New York. Tails, Los Ahgeles.
00:23:01 We go to New York.
00:23:05 But where in New York can one find
00:23:09 A woman suitable for a king.
00:23:15 Queens!
00:23:33 Mr Frank Oznowitz. Please p¡ck up
00:23:43 No one here can know I am royalty.
00:23:48 I will not say a word.
00:24:04 Halt!
00:24:07 You dumb fuck!
00:24:15 Take us to Queens at once.
00:24:21 Do you want to go to Queens?
00:24:26 Stay at the Waldorf or the Palace.
00:24:28 - Take us to the Palace.
00:24:33 And we're not rich.
00:24:37 Whatever you say, pal
00:24:40 - What part of Queens do you want?
00:24:46 That's easy. If there's one thing
00:24:54 What does "dumb fuck" mean?
00:25:26 - Is this shitty enough for you?
00:26:07 Fascinating! Semmi, look at this.
00:26:14 America is great indeed. A country so
00:26:20 You must be
00:26:25 Listen. Real Americans.
00:26:28 Sugar Ray Robinson's
00:26:31 - What about Joe Louis?
00:26:35 - That was a great boxer.
00:26:38 I suppose nobody in here
00:26:41 He's got a point. Cassius Clay
00:26:44 I ain't saying Clay ain't bad.
00:26:46 I stopped liking him when he changed
00:26:51 Wait a second. Wait a second.
00:26:53 A man has the right to change his name
00:26:59 And if a man wants to be called
00:27:02 you should respect his wishes
00:27:08 His momma named him Clay.
00:27:12 - I say Clay.
00:27:16 He'll always be Clay to me. I don'
00:27:21 Well, then you're a putz.
00:27:25 You should change the name from
00:27:41 - What the fuck do you want?
00:27:46 You'd better not be wasting my time.
00:27:51 Come on in, gentlemen.
00:27:56 Yo, man! Get the big bag.
00:28:03 Excuse me if I was brusque, but we
00:28:09 Obviously, you gentlemen
00:28:13 - We seek meagre accommodations.
00:28:17 We require a room that is very poor.
00:28:25 Hey, Stu.
00:28:28 And don't pull that falling down the stairs
00:28:33 Every month, the same damn thing...
00:28:54 Here we are.
00:28:57 There's only one bathroom on this floor,
00:29:05 Got a bit of an insect problem, but
00:29:11 And don't use the elevator.
00:29:16 This is the place that I was
00:29:20 The window faces a brick wall.
00:29:34 It's a damn shame
00:29:44 We will take the room.
00:29:46 Yes.
00:30:03 Behold, Semmi! Life. Real life.
00:30:07 A thing that we have been denied
00:30:12 - Good morn¡ng, my ne¡ghbours!
00:30:16 Yes! Yes! Fuck you, too!
00:30:40 I suspect that these are the people
00:30:50 Do you want to buy
00:30:52 I've got some real fly personal
00:30:57 Thief! Stop thief! Come back, thief!
00:31:01 - Semmi, let him go.
00:31:04 It's good we're rid of those things.
00:31:09 We're in New York now.
00:31:19 - I feel like a complete idiot.
00:31:24 You know, you can be all the th¡ngs
00:31:30 Beautiful, sexy...
00:31:34 One, two, three...
00:31:58 Soul Glo.
00:32:02 Perhaps I should cut off
00:32:06 You're out of your mind! Joe Louis
00:32:10 I'll be with you in a minute.
00:32:11 He was better than Clay, Sugar Ray
00:32:17 He was better than him, too.
00:32:21 - What about Rocky Marciano?
00:32:26 Every time I talk about boxing, a white
00:32:31 That's their one, that's their one.
00:32:34 Let me tell you something.
00:32:37 but compared to Joe Louis,
00:32:41 He beat Joe Louis' ass.
00:32:44 - He did whop Joe Louis' ass.
00:32:49 I don't know how old he was,
00:32:51 Joe Louis came out of retirement
00:32:55 Joe Louis always lied about his age.
00:32:58 Once, Frank Sinatra sat in this chair.
00:33:00 I said, "Y ou hang out with Joe Louis.
00:33:04 Frank said,
00:33:09 Oh, man.
00:33:14 Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
00:33:26 What's that? Some kind
00:33:29 It's my natural hair.
00:33:33 What kind of chemicals
00:33:36 None, only juices and berries.
00:33:39 That ain't nothing but Ultra-Perm.
00:33:45 Just make it nice and neat.
00:33:57 That'll be 8 dollars.
00:34:07 Tell me, Semmi. Honestly...
00:34:15 It is time to find your queen.
00:34:48 I've got a secret.
00:34:51 I worship the devil
00:34:58 See, that's the problem.
00:35:04 Some guys go an hour,
00:35:08 A man's got to put in overtime
00:35:13 I'm not interested in a man
00:35:16 Well, you know, baby, I'm almost single.
00:35:21 This is the first date Teresa and I have
00:35:29 I'm into the group thing.
00:35:34 I was Joan of Arc in my former life.
00:35:41 My name is Peaches
00:35:44 All the D.J. S want
00:35:52 I want to work in videos, but I want to be
00:35:56 because I want to be a pop singer,
00:36:01 And then I'm going to try an actress,
00:36:06 Then I'm going to write and direct
00:36:25 I hope you don't mind me coming over
00:36:28 But I've been watching you all evening,
00:36:35 And your friend, too.
00:36:41 Does every woman in New York
00:36:47 I doubt we will ever find your queen.
00:36:51 - Mr Clarence.
00:36:57 - Where can one find nice women here?
00:37:03 We've been to every bar in Queens.
00:37:05 You can't go to no bar
00:37:08 You've got to go to nice places,
00:37:14 Or this place, where I'm going tonight.
00:37:17 There's going to be
00:37:28 I didn't come here
00:37:36 But when I look at these contestants
00:37:42 I feel good, 'cause I know
00:37:48 There's a God somewhere.
00:37:50 Turn around, ladies.
00:37:53 You know there's a God
00:37:57 Man cannot make it like this.
00:38:00 Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner...
00:38:04 but they can't make it.
00:38:10 These are the best women Queens has
00:38:15 Be patient, my friend.
00:38:17 Do you love him? Do you feel joy?
00:38:21 - Joy!
00:38:24 - Joy!
00:38:26 - Can I get a "Amen"?
00:38:31 Don't be ashamed to call his name.
00:38:34 Yes, Lord!
00:38:36 Only God can give that woman
00:38:41 - Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.
00:38:45 - I am very happy to be here.
00:38:51 Can I get a "Amen"?
00:38:55 I don't know what you've come to do,
00:39:02 Lord, Lord...
00:39:07 Girls, you can leave now.
00:39:11 There's a God somewhere.
00:39:15 I've got a special treat for you
00:39:18 A young man, that you all know
00:39:22 from the "What's Going Down"
00:39:26 I want you to put your hands together
00:39:30 A big round of applause
00:39:34 Mr Randy Watson! Randy Watson.
00:39:39 - That boy's good.
00:39:45 And Reverend Brown.
00:39:47 He's been my reverend since
00:39:51 You're a very special man.
00:39:58 It feels so lovely to be here tonight.
00:40:04 Give a big round of applause
00:40:13 Sexual Chocolate.
00:40:38 - Some of the good stuff? Coming up.
00:40:43 - Enjoying the show?
00:41:15 Sexy Chocolate!
00:41:19 Sexy Chocolate!
00:41:26 - Goddamn, that boy can sing.
00:41:39 Put your hands together
00:41:43 Yeah, one more time!
00:41:47 Before we go any further,
00:41:52 who's responsible for the fine food
00:41:57 Cleo, I know you're proud
00:42:00 Please welcome one of the organisers
00:42:04 Miss Lisa McDowell.
00:42:08 - Work in a plug for the new salad bar.
00:42:12 At least give them the address.
00:42:19 Someone ought to put you on a plate
00:42:28 Black Awareness Week is
00:42:34 - May we leave now?
00:42:37 ...express himself through song.
00:42:43 The song makes a good point.
00:42:46 The ch¡ldren are our future,
00:42:49 and it's up to all of us to provide a place
00:42:55 We need to rebuild Lincoln Park.
00:42:59 Ushers are passing with donation
00:43:07 We're happy to get
00:43:10 but we'd rather get the kind that folds.
00:43:22 - Donations. Donations!
00:43:26 - Stupid ass.
00:43:28 - You tar-black motherfucker.
00:43:46 Thank you.
00:43:52 - She is wonderful
00:43:56 You can see Lisa, and Mr McDowell,
00:44:01 8507, Queens Boulevard.
00:44:06 8507, Queens Boulevard.
00:44:20 Your first job every morning
00:44:24 Then I want you to wash
00:44:28 And don't leave no streaks.
00:44:35 What are you doing?
00:44:39 Get the hell out of here
00:44:47 Me and the McDonald's people,
00:44:55 See, they're "McDonald's".
00:45:02 They've got the golden arches.
00:45:09 They've got the Big Mac.
00:45:13 We both got two all -beef patties, sauce,
00:45:17 But they use a sesame seed bun.
00:45:25 I've got it.
00:45:31 You've got to mop the food-prep area
00:45:35 - Do you know how to mop?
00:45:40 There you go.
00:45:56 Don't use the bucket.
00:46:00 When you get through here,
00:46:04 Come with me,
00:46:39 - Hi!
00:46:45 Hello.
00:46:48 Hi...
00:46:52 I am Akeem.
00:46:56 It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
00:46:59 I've been placed in charge of garbage.
00:47:05 No, it's totally empty.
00:47:09 When it fills up, don't be afraid
00:47:16 That's good to know.
00:47:18 When you think of garbage,
00:47:24 Well, I have to get back
00:47:28 Maybe we will have a chance
00:47:35 Goodbye, Akeem.
00:48:35 Darryl You're looking sharp.
00:48:40 How about a Mick-Shake?
00:48:44 Straw.
00:48:46 Lisa's in the back.
00:48:53 - How's everything at Soul Glo?
00:48:56 Our home weave products
00:49:00 Dad isn't using the tickets for the Jets
00:49:05 That's very considerate of you.
00:49:11 - Lisa! Look who's here, honey.
00:49:15 You two kids have a good time,
00:49:23 - Ready?
00:49:26 I want to ask you something.
00:49:29 At the rally, someone stuck a large
00:49:34 You wouldn't happen to know
00:49:40 - Well, I...
00:49:44 You know me. Ahything for the kids.
00:49:54 - Hi, guys.
00:50:00 I got four tickets to the St. John's game.
00:50:05 Take care of this, will you?
00:50:21 - Excuse me.
00:50:29 What can I do you for?
00:50:34 - Can you make my hair look like this?
00:50:38 I like your hair, it's natural
00:50:41 I wish more children would wear their
00:50:45 You ain't never seen Martin Luther King
00:50:51 - I met Dr Martin Luther King once.
00:50:55 I met him in 1962
00:50:59 I'm walking down the street
00:51:02 I walk round the corner,
00:51:05 I fall on the ground. I look up,
00:51:07 I said, "Dr King." He said,
00:51:11 - You never met Martin Luther King.
00:51:14 - No, he didn'.
00:51:17 Why do you worry about how you look?
00:51:19 I'm trying to gain the interest
00:51:23 I ain't heard no woman give no man
00:51:27 - That's right.
00:51:32 You got to go through her papa. People
00:51:36 Ain't nothing to do with your hair
00:51:39 You get in good with American
00:51:43 Get in good with the father,
00:51:47 - Home free.
00:52:00 - Mr McDowell.
00:52:04 Sir, did you catch the professional
00:52:10 - No, I didn'.
00:52:14 The Giants of New York
00:52:17 The Giants triumphed by kicking
00:52:22 It was a ripping victory.
00:52:26 Son, and I'm just going
00:52:31 You want to keep working here,
00:52:35 Yes, sir.
00:52:43 I don't know how it is in Africa,
00:52:53 - He must work very hard.
00:52:58 No way.
00:53:02 He can buy her anything he wants. How
00:53:35 I'll get it.
00:53:45 - Delivery for Miss Lisa McDowell.
00:53:48 Would you sign here, please?
00:53:59 - What is it?
00:54:03 Do you mind if I open it?
00:54:10 - Do you think they're real
00:54:17 "From an admirer. Not Darryl"
00:54:20 - Somebody's messing around.
00:54:24 I don't care
00:54:26 He's not giving you earrings like that
00:54:31 - Not everybody thinks like you.
00:54:54 Do you realise I have not had sex
00:54:58 Semmi, look. There she is.
00:55:02 - I'm going to talk to her.
00:55:05 Tell her you sent her the 500,000 dollar
00:55:07 She will fall into your arms, and we
00:55:12 - I cannot do that.
00:55:14 - Do not worry, I have a plan.
00:55:19 - That's not fair.
00:55:24 - I'm badly in need of a manicure.
00:55:28 "I'm badly in need of a manicure."
00:55:31 Are you going to say something?
00:55:38 - Hey, Akeem! This is my sister, Patrice.
00:55:43 - Akeem's from Africa.
00:55:47 - I'm a student.
00:55:50 I go to the University.
00:55:53 Which one?
00:55:57 The University of the United States.
00:56:02 I've never heard of that.
00:56:04 It's a very small university.
00:56:08 Really? We've got an extra ticket
00:56:15 Yes.
00:56:17 You can double -date
00:56:46 In his face! In his face!
00:56:48 Yes! In the face!
00:56:55 Why don't you take off yourjacket,
00:56:58 "Put it in the face," right? I like this.
00:57:03 - Isn't that better?
00:57:14 Wearing clothes must be
00:57:17 - Are you able to follow the game?
00:57:22 I'm following the game quite well.
00:57:27 What kind of games do you play
00:57:32 No, we play football.
00:57:36 Yeah, right. Soccer.
00:57:38 That's a real cute sport. Especially the
00:57:44 I don't like any sport
00:57:49 Yes! Yes!
00:57:52 What are you doing?
00:57:57 This is my favourite part of the game.
00:58:01 Excuse me. I'll be back in a minute.
00:58:19 Oh, my goodness!
00:58:23 I cannot believe it.
00:58:29 - Greetings, your Highness.
00:58:33 - I am a loyal citizen of Zamunda.
00:58:38 This is the greatest day of my life.
00:58:42 It was very nice meeting you, too.
00:58:50 Please! Please, may I just have
00:59:06 I will cherish this experience
00:59:18 For the rest of my life.
00:59:23 - Who was that?
00:59:35 - Why don't you quit this job?
00:59:40 But you're my lady.
00:59:45 I'll take care of you.
00:59:49 - What can I get you?
00:59:54 I'll get you some... coffee.
00:59:59 I'll be right back.
01:00:09 Hey, Akeem. Did you have
01:00:12 Yes, I did.
01:00:13 I hope Darryl didn't offend you.
01:00:17 - He cannot help it.
01:00:25 You're an unusual guy.
01:00:28 I've never seen anybody take
01:00:31 "He who would learn to fly
01:00:35 "One cannot fly into flying."
01:00:40 That's what I mean. The guys
01:00:49 Everybody shut up and do what I say.
01:00:53 Get the money out!
01:00:58 Take the money out! All of it.
01:01:00 Don't stall me, fat boy. Let's go.
01:01:04 Come on! You're wasting my time.
01:01:11 Ahybody move,
01:01:14 What are you looking at, buddy?
01:01:19 Come on! Stop stalling.
01:01:25 Come on. Don't stall me. All of it!
01:01:34 - Come on!
01:01:44 It would be wise for you
01:01:47 Who is this asshole?
01:01:50 Please refrain from using any more
01:01:55 I've warned you.
01:01:58 Fuck you!
01:02:05 Freeze,
01:02:21 Hey, fellas. I'm real proud of the job
01:02:26 We've been hit by that guy five times,
01:02:29 but I don't think he's coming back,
01:02:36 Leave Sunday night open.
01:02:43 You see?
01:02:48 OK, fellas. Give them a ticket, take their
01:02:53 When you're finished, come inside
01:02:56 Akeem, I want to show you
01:03:07 This here is my showplace.
01:03:13 When I grew up, nine of us lived
01:03:20 And look what I have today.
01:03:24 I only wish Mrs McDowell
01:03:27 - You have a fine house, sir.
01:03:31 In 20 or 30 years, with hard work,
01:03:40 - That would be something.
01:03:47 This is where you're going
01:03:59 - Ever open a champagne bottle?
01:04:04 Make sure you keep all the glasses full.
01:04:07 I'd better get dressed. Make yourself
01:04:15 I love the Lord. Do you understand
01:04:21 And if loving the Lord is wrong,
01:04:25 Hi, Mike. Good to see you. Enjoy, drink
01:04:31 Hey, Randy! Good to see you.
01:04:35 Big Ed, my man!
01:04:38 You know, I can appreciate the way
01:04:43 I would've helped you out, except...
01:04:46 I had a cup of coffee in my hand.
01:04:49 I bet you learnt all that stuff
01:04:55 Yes, where I'm from,
01:04:59 I'm all for that. Especially with women.
01:05:04 They may not admit it...
01:05:07 ...but they all want
01:05:16 Tell them what to do.
01:05:27 That's one of the things
01:05:29 Darryl, your mother gets lovelier
01:05:34 - Cleo, I'd like to talk to you alone.
01:05:39 - Mum, Dad, Grandma...
01:05:43 I like the fries better at McDonald's,
01:05:49 Make sure everybody's glass
01:05:52 We're about to make
01:06:01 May I have
01:06:08 Mr and Mrs Jenks, would you join me?
01:06:22 I've just heard some news
01:06:26 Semmi, please...
01:06:30 Champagne.
01:06:34 - Thank you.
01:06:37 Okay, get going. Get out of here. Go on.
01:06:42 As you know, Darryl and Lisa have
01:06:48 I'm pleased to announce
01:06:56 And Lisa happily accepted.
01:07:06 So as it turns out, this has become
01:07:11 Amen! Praise the Lord.
01:07:15 - Married?
01:07:19 To the bride and groom!
01:07:21 To the bride and groom.
01:07:31 I want you and that young man
01:07:35 And I want you to hold on
01:07:38 'Cause he helped Joshua
01:07:43 And he helped Daniel
01:07:46 He helped Gilligan get off the island.
01:07:51 I want to talk to you, now!
01:08:04 The next time you and my father
01:08:09 - It's not like...
01:08:12 But baby, it's our engagement party.
01:08:26 Thanks.
01:08:35 - Would you like some champagne?
01:08:44 Wait. Sit down and keep me company.
01:08:57 If you're going to hang out with me,
01:09:01 I can be loose. See?
01:09:05 Much better.
01:09:09 - Are you all right?
01:09:12 But I won't be pressured into marriage,
01:09:18 I understand.
01:09:21 but no one should marry
01:09:24 You're right. How could I even have
01:09:30 - I wondered the same thing.
01:09:36 - Do you think I overreacted?
01:09:43 You're very easy to talk to.
01:09:53 Hey, Akeem. We need
01:09:59 I almost forgot that I was here
01:10:03 Thanks for listening to me, Akeem.
01:10:07 Ahy time, Lisa McDowell.
01:10:15 Hey! Be careful
01:10:19 I think my sister likes you.
01:10:30 Semmi!
01:10:35 Semmi.
01:10:41 - Come, you're going to be late for work.
01:10:48 We cannot anger Mr McDowell.
01:10:53 I do not care.
01:10:57 Yes, you are going to work today.
01:11:01 I'm sick of living like a peasant.
01:11:04 Do you want to live better? Fine.
01:11:09 But you are going to work today!
01:11:21 - Hello!
01:11:23 I started on clean-up just like you guys,
01:11:27 See, I'm washing lettuce.
01:11:33 In a year or two,
01:11:37 and that's where the big bucks
01:11:40 Just two years, huh?
01:11:47 Maybe I've stayed with him
01:11:52 - You must be tired of my problems.
01:11:58 I feel like I owe you a favour.
01:12:00 Come to my house and I'll fix
01:12:06 Let's go to my house.
01:12:10 - You cook?
01:12:14 Great! Tell you what,
01:12:17 Fine. But I have to warn you.
01:12:23 I don't care about that.
01:12:41 Welcome to my humble abode.
01:12:52 - What's wrong?
01:12:56 Everything's fine.
01:13:05 - What have you done?
01:13:10 I should kill you!
01:13:15 Akeem? Akeem.
01:13:20 - Is everything all right?
01:13:23 Excuse me, I have to tidy up.
01:13:42 What are you doing?
01:13:47 For God's sake,
01:13:55 If you have no more money,
01:13:58 You are being unreasonable.
01:14:01 If you have ruined my chances
01:14:10 - I'm very sorry.
01:14:13 - No, we cannot.
01:14:16 There's a big rat inside.
01:14:20 I think there is no rat.
01:14:23 You're so ashamed of your apartment
01:14:29 Once again, you have judged correctly.
01:14:32 - If it bothers you, we can go out to eat.
01:15:03 Excuse me for a moment, please.
01:15:15 - What did you give him?
01:15:34 - Randolph...
01:15:38 Randolph! Randolph!
01:15:42 - I'm still not talking to you.
01:15:53 Mortimer, we're back.
01:15:57 Yeah!
01:16:00 To America!
01:16:07 Why did you come here?
01:16:09 - To find something special
01:16:13 No journey is too great,
01:16:18 - Does everyone in Africa talk like you?
01:16:23 I love it. It's nice to be with a man
01:16:29 - Thank you!
01:16:32 Let's have lunch.
01:16:37 You have the most amazing effect
01:16:41 - No, I don'.
01:16:46 People love you.
01:16:50 I bet where you're from,
01:16:54 - Why do you say that?
01:17:00 You're above anything petty.
01:17:08 - What did you do back home?
01:17:16 - What's that?
01:17:21 Yes, yes. Does it surprise you?
01:17:24 No, it's just that you seem so educated.
01:17:27 The life of a goat herder is easy,
01:17:33 Which leaves a man
01:17:40 - Please, let me.
01:17:44 Akeem, I wish you'd stop
01:17:48 If I wanted a wealthy guy,
01:17:52 Not you.
01:17:59 - Would you like to dance?
01:18:31 What about Patrice?
01:18:34 I'm not interested in Patrice.
01:18:39 What about Darryl
01:18:42 I'm not interested in Darryl, either.
01:19:11 - Do you actually want to send this?
01:19:16 Read it to me.
01:19:18 "To his Majesty King Jaffe Joffer,
01:19:24 "Sire, Akeem and I
01:19:28 "Kindly send 300,000 American dollars
01:19:32 "as we are in dire straits.
01:19:37 Semmi.
01:19:39 - Should I make it 400,000?
01:19:44 You are right. 500,000.
01:19:48 As long as you're asking,
01:19:51 - Don't you think that's too much?
01:20:02 Okay, what's going on?
01:20:05 Patrice...
01:20:09 I came to see Akeem.
01:20:12 What are you involved in?
01:20:19 Someone to kiss
01:20:24 When you're away
01:20:28 To be loved, to be loved
01:20:33 - Qu¡et! People are try¡ng to sleep.
01:20:39 - Some w¡sh for fortune and fame
01:20:42 But to be truly, truly, truly, truly loved
01:20:47 it must mean all of these things
01:20:53 Someone to care
01:20:57 Lonely hours and moments of despair
01:21:02 To be loved, to be loved
01:21:09 Semmi, I just had the most wonderful...
01:21:14 Hi, Akeem. Semmi told me everything.
01:21:20 Sorry things didn't work out between
01:21:25 Goodnight, sweet prince.
01:21:35 Remember, you must not tell a soul
01:21:38 Your secret is safe with me,
01:21:52 If you're the prince, then who am I
01:21:58 My servant.
01:22:12 They smell good. Darryl must be
01:22:17 Stay out of this, Dad.
01:22:20 - Where are you going?
01:22:24 - I don't like that one bit.
01:22:29 You told me yourself.
01:22:33 Why don't you marry Darryl
01:22:38 You only like Darryl because he's rich.
01:22:43 I don't want you to have to struggle
01:22:48 I know. Bye, Daddy.
01:22:58 Come in.
01:23:02 - You boys wanted to see me.
01:23:09 Goddamn! What the hell
01:23:12 My friend Semmi has altered the
01:23:17 This stuff ain't hot, is it?
01:23:19 No, but I'm bringing a young lady up,
01:23:26 I'll let you boys stay in my apartment
01:23:33 - Does your apartment look poor?
01:23:39 Here are the keys. It's apartment 1 A.
01:23:45 Thank you, you're too kind.
01:23:57 I have a date with Lisa.
01:25:19 Who in the hell is that?
01:25:33 What's up, brother? You're a little late
01:25:43 I'm King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda.
01:25:46 Have a seat. Chair number two
01:25:53 This is beautiful What is that - velvet?
01:25:58 I have come for my son Akeem.
01:26:01 - Who?
01:26:06 - The boy upstairs.
01:26:15 Who's going to clean up the flowers?
01:26:27 You may enter.
01:26:36 - You are not Akeem.
01:26:49 - What is this?
01:26:52 What is this "McDowell's"?
01:26:55 It's a place over on Queens Boulevard.
01:27:00 My son works?!
01:27:03 - Where is he now?
01:27:20 Your Majesty.
01:27:24 I received your telegram.
01:27:28 He went out. How was your flight?
01:27:32 Yourjob was to look after Akeem.
01:27:37 Akeem will not listen to me,
01:27:43 Semmi...
01:27:45 You've disgraced yourself,
01:27:50 You will confine yourself to our
01:27:56 See that he puts on some decent attire.
01:28:07 Thank you, your Majesty!
01:28:11 Look, Zamunda!
01:28:16 - What's it like?
01:28:20 The people are very friendly, and you...
01:28:31 People will see us.
01:28:35 Then let them see. Lisa...
01:28:38 - Let us go.
01:28:40 Yes. Right now.
01:28:59 Darryl, come by the house tonight.
01:29:06 Lisa will be home by then.
01:29:09 Don't worry about it,
01:29:12 Okay, see you later.
01:29:20 There's some people here to see you.
01:29:26 - Are they from McDonald's?
01:29:37 What can I do for you?
01:29:43 This is King Jaffe Joffer,
01:29:45 - He's searching for his son Akeem.
01:29:50 - Yes, my son, the Prince.
01:29:54 Prince Akeem is the sole heir
01:29:57 I knew there was something special
01:30:00 - Can you tell us where he might be?
01:30:08 I'm staying at the Waldorf-Astoria.
01:30:12 - I'll tell him you're here.
01:30:14 Do not alert him to my presence.
01:30:25 - For your trouble.
01:30:40 A prince!
01:31:04 Wait! We cannot go in.
01:31:07 Why not?
01:31:09 Wait in the car. I will be right back.
01:31:22 - We must leave.
01:31:25 It's not that. I feel like I'm rushing you.
01:31:28 No, you're not.
01:31:31 - It's better if we take our time.
01:31:35 It's better if I take you home.
01:31:44 Look who's here!
01:31:49 - It's good to see you, too.
01:31:52 - I have to get going, Mr McDowell.
01:31:57 Get out of here, dog.
01:31:59 We don't spend enough time talking.
01:32:01 Perhaps some other time,
01:32:04 Sit down,
01:32:25 King Jaffe Joffer's room, please.
01:32:30 Hello, King. Cleo McDowell here.
01:32:33 Both the kids are here, together.
01:32:37 2432 Derby Avenue,
01:32:43 King, I was wondering if... Hello, King?
01:32:50 - I really have to go, sir.
01:32:54 Did you want ice in that?
01:32:56 Excuse me, I'll be right back.
01:33:10 - Who was that?
01:33:15 Excuse me.
01:33:23 She doesn't like you anymore.
01:33:27 But you told me to come over.
01:33:32 Now, where were we?
01:33:50 I warned you, didn't I? Dottie, get him!
01:34:02 I appreciate your hospitality,
01:34:06 You can stay a little while longer.
01:34:08 I just put some delicious hors d'oeuvres
01:34:13 Let me go see if they're ready.
01:34:19 - Lisa, I must leave.
01:34:23 I'll tell you when the time is right,
01:34:26 Tell your father goodbye for me.
01:34:32 - Where's Akeem?
01:34:35 - He can't leave!
01:34:39 And why are you so nice to Akeem
01:34:42 I like the boy.
01:34:45 - What are you up to?
01:34:49 A man's got a right
01:34:51 - Daddy...
01:34:56 - Daddy...
01:35:00 - Dad!
01:35:06 - What?
01:35:09 When I tell you he's got his own money,
01:35:22 A prince. He's a prince!
01:35:28 Lisa, you did it this time.
01:35:31 Your goat herder makes Darryl
01:35:49 I will get out here.
01:35:52 That'll be nine bucks.
01:36:17 Good news, Akeem.
01:36:21 - Where are my parents?
01:36:26 - Come with me.
01:36:28 Back to Queens.
01:36:32 Look who's here! Come in, come in.
01:36:35 Welcome to Casa de McDowell's.
01:36:48 - Where is Akeem?
01:36:51 Probably went for a pizza.
01:36:55 This must be your lovely wife.
01:36:59 Very well, thank you.
01:37:01 I don't know whether to shake
01:37:07 I feel like break dancing.
01:37:10 Come in, have a seat, take a load off.
01:37:16 - Try the Lazy-Boy. It's comfortable.
01:37:20 Put your feet up.
01:37:29 Here you go, King.
01:37:32 They're the frozen kind,
01:37:35 You told me my son was here.
01:37:38 My daughter Lisa might know where
01:37:43 Where is your daughter?
01:37:46 Lisa?
01:37:55 This is Akeem's father. The King!
01:37:59 Leave us.
01:38:10 - I understand you're seeing my son.
01:38:14 So you know about his wife
01:38:16 - He's married?
01:38:19 We've already chosen his bride.
01:38:23 ...he cannot be serious about you.
01:38:26 Akeem came to America to...
01:38:31 Excuse me, I need to be alone.
01:38:34 Are you comfortable, Miss...
01:38:39 - My name is Cleo.
01:38:44 Aoleon. Aeolon...
01:38:50 Lisa, where are you going?
01:38:56 - Are you all right, my dear?
01:39:02 What's the matter, baby?
01:39:10 What did you say to my daughter?
01:39:12 The truth. That Akeem
01:39:16 - How can you be so sure?
01:39:21 Now, wait a minute!
01:39:25 Oha...
01:39:30 You have been inconvenienced,
01:39:34 - Shall we say 1 million dollars?
01:39:37 - 2 million.
01:39:41 - Nonsense!
01:39:45 I will not. The man is beneath me,
01:39:49 I don't give a damn who you are.
01:39:52 You say one more word about Lisa,
01:39:59 - Pardon me?
01:40:03 Their son, the Prince, loves your sister,
01:40:07 No, he's not.
01:40:16 - Are you all right?
01:40:19 Why are you hugging him?
01:40:23 He's the Prince.
01:40:28 Who told you that?
01:40:37 - You mean Akeem's the Prince?
01:40:41 How come she always gets
01:40:47 - Where is Lisa?
01:40:55 - What did you tell her?
01:40:58 - We shall return to Zamunda at once.
01:41:03 So you do care for her?
01:41:08 Mother, I love her.
01:41:11 Then go after her.
01:41:18 - Akeem! I forbid you.
01:41:49 Darryl, what happened?
01:41:54 - Lisa dumped me.
01:42:01 The first thing we have to do
01:42:08 Stop!
01:42:10 Lisa!
01:42:13 Lisa!
01:42:19 I will be fine by myself.
01:43:13 Lisa, please.
01:43:16 I did not mean to hurt you.
01:43:19 Well, at least I know
01:43:23 You can keep them,
01:43:27 ...and I don't want you.
01:43:46 Just leave me alone!
01:43:48 Lisa, please. I love you.
01:43:51 What about the woman
01:43:54 I don't love her.
01:43:57 Your father told me -
01:44:00 I came to America to find my bride.
01:44:06 So why did you lie to me? Why didn'
01:44:10 I wanted you to love me for who I am.
01:44:14 - I'm not sure who are.
01:44:18 Should it matter that I am a prince?
01:44:24 It shouldn', but I...
01:44:26 Say you never loved me,
01:44:38 It just wouldn't work out,
01:44:42 You're royalty, for God's sake.
01:44:44 Do you want me
01:44:47 I renounce my throne. I am no longer
01:44:51 I renounce my throne!
01:44:58 Does this make you happy?
01:45:09 I can't let you do that.
01:45:13 I do not care about my crown.
01:45:16 All I care about is you.
01:45:19 Marry me, Lisa.
01:45:27 - So, what do you think?
01:45:45 Look, I'm sorry. I can'.
01:45:58 If you're really a prince, I'll marry you.
01:47:18 Look at it this way. At least we learned
01:47:50 You're still not speaking to me.
01:47:54 - I only want our son to be happy.
01:47:57 Aoleon, please. It is out of our hands.
01:48:01 After the way you treated her,
01:48:04 Even if she said yes, they still couldn'
01:48:09 Well, it is a stupid tradition.
01:48:12 - Who am I to change it?
01:49:40 Your Highness.
01:49:53 Your Highness. Your Highness!
01:50:25 Would you really
01:50:28 Of course. If you like,
01:50:34 Nah!
01:51:45 Wait a minute, wait a minute!
01:51:48 Listen! Stop right there a minute.
01:51:51 A man goes in to a restaurant.
01:51:54 A man goes into a restaurant.
01:51:59 He says to the waiter,
01:52:02 The waiter says, "Is there something
01:52:05 "Is the soup too hot?"
01:52:08 "Is the soup too cold?"
01:52:11 "All right, I'll taste the soup.
01:52:21 What do you know from funny,
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