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Confessions Of An American Bride
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Ever since I can remember, |
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... one dream, one image |
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Me, as a bride. |
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Come on, honey. |
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Have fun. |
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- Trick or treat. |
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Maybe it's because, in life... |
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... as much as you want the nougat |
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Oh, hold on. |
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... sometimes, you get stuck |
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But your wedding day will be perfect. |
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And the dream of that perfection |
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... through all of the crappy Halloweens |
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All women, no matter how enlightened... |
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... know exactly what their day |
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And while looking back |
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... might make me shake my head... |
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... by my 20s, I knew just what I wanted: |
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A church wedding... |
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... and an outdoor reception that would |
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All that was left was |
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I dated a lot, and I mean a lot. |
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Not in a slutty way... |
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... but in an if-you-want-prince-charming- |
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... you're-gonna-find-him |
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That's my floor. Sorry. |
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Yes, the offices |
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... the brain trust behind |
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... and those TV ads |
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Everything I ever wanted |
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Perfect. |
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Except for one thing: |
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Mitchell Stone, |
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The word "inclusive" was left out |
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But "self-centered" and "egomaniacal"... |
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... those words he clearly |
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Settle down, people. |
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Okay. Good news, team. |
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Standard thought the idea of a carb-light |
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They want a third-quarter launch, |
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A liaison from our team will be working with |
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Easy choice. |
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- Samantha. |
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- Pass these out. |
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Standard is the biggest account |
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We nail it, we're heroes. |
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We blow it, all of our asses |
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Therefore, I will be acting |
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I can't believe it. |
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Up until a week ago, Stone thought "low |
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What's it gonna take |
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Someone just needs |
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Mr. Stone, hi. |
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I should be liaison. |
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I mean, it was my idea, remember? |
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That's how I envisioned this entire... |
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There's no I in "team," Sam. |
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I know, but look, you've been liaison |
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You must be overwhelmed. |
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And you said it, |
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So make it my ass. |
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It's best for everyone's ass. |
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And if you don't see that, then... |
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Then... |
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Well, then you're an ass! |
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Maybe I should rephrase that. |
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I didn't say to insult the man. |
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Ben, you will not believe |
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Remember when I said |
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Of course you do. |
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Anyway, I forgot to mention |
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Benjamin Rosen. |
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I met Ben at Nancy's 30th, |
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He seemed so sexy, suave, |
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I know, I know. |
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But it didn't even faze him. |
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It was undeniable sparkage. |
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The rib eye does look delicious... |
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...but I had a big lunch. |
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Maybe I should just have a salad, |
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Not that I'm food-obsessed. |
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When you have a heavy lunch, |
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I don't like to eat |
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...but I'm hungry. |
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So how about we pretend |
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...and we'll starve ourselves |
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Now, I've had the rib eye here, |
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And, apparently, so was he. |
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From there on, |
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Hey, I didn't want you to think |
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Now, don't think Ben was perfect. |
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He had his rough spots too. |
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Hey, do I have lipstick |
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Damn. |
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But he learned quick. |
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I can remember the exact moment |
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... and really let Ben in, |
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What's up? |
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I just hate this song. |
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It was the theme song at homecoming |
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Rough night? |
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Because I'll find the guy |
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Or administer a sharp tongue-lashing, |
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No, it's nothing like that. |
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Just I was into that whole |
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You know, I did all the decorations |
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...and made the fake palm trees. |
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And after all that work, |
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There was nothing to say... |
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- ... so Ben found something to do. |
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Keep coming. |
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And open your eyes. |
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Okay. |
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It was amazing. |
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The sign, the sand, the palm tree. |
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He got every detail right. |
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Except for one. |
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This time, I had a date. |
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A date I knew |
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Sam, wait. |
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Stone needs you to drop this off |
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- What? |
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...but he insisted it was you. |
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- You're kidding. |
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So now I'm the courier? |
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Great. |
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Fabulous. |
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Hello? |
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Speedy delivery? |
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Hello? You know, |
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Left hand, ring finger. |
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That's where it goes. |
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You imagine a moment all your life, |
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... whatever you think you'll feel, |
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I love you. |
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I'm not a crier, but... |
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Yes. |
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I'd been engaged for a shade |
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... and already I felt behind. |
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I had work to do. |
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Men get porn, |
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You a little excited, huh? |
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We need flowers, a band, centerpieces, |
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We have to get on this. |
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- Okay, what were you thinking? |
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I checked and there's less than |
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Well, June 15th it is. |
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I'm sure there's not |
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I just... I want everything |
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I mean, the word "wedding" |
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It's like some ingrained |
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I can't help it. My head is spinning |
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Do you think I'm crazy? |
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Well, besides agreeing to marry me... |
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...I see no evidence of you being crazy. |
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I promise, after the wedding I'll go back |
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I just want it exactly right. |
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- It'll be perfect. |
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- Sam, I promise. |
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Being engaged is like having all of |
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...and then someone hits "mix" |
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See? |
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It's the most bizarre mixture of pure joy, |
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Speaking of dread, |
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My early memories of her are great. |
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My younger sister Anne and I |
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But as we got older, |
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You know that saying, |
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Well, don't believe it. |
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I remember this. |
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We took a cross-country |
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Notice something? |
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And it only got worse. |
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All of you worked tirelessly... |
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Anne, I know that |
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Okay, okay, she didn't really say that. |
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But it felt like she did. |
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And, by the way, |
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And it's kind of ridiculous... |
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...but Anne has more awards |
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And although I can't resent her luck |
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...I can resent my mother |
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Hey, Sammy. |
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- Hi! |
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Thank you. |
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So one guy for the rest |
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That is crazy. |
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I mean, how do you know? |
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I don't know. I love him. |
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- I'll stick with sex for now. |
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- Hi, Mom! |
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- Sammy, Sammy. |
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Congratulations. My little girl. |
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- Do you want a beer? |
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- Champagne at the wedding, I promise. |
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- What is all this stuff? |
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Invitations, programs, menus, favors. |
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I've been to five weddings |
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...and I will not allow yours |
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The Tomlinsons had an awful |
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- Whatever you do, do not use that caterer. |
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You learn from |
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These are not disasters. |
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You know, Sammy, |
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So I thought you guys might wanna hear |
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Oh, of course, honey. |
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But first, wait, wait. |
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It's a comprehensive overview |
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Mom stopped being subtle |
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- Thanks. |
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Because I know you think |
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You don't. |
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Look at the dress. |
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Why'd you screw it up? You had |
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I don't think that way, Alan. |
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- Don't you remember being single? |
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Those are the good old days. |
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I mean, fun when you're a kid... |
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...but, man, when I met Sam, |
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I didn't feel the need |
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I was suddenly happy staying home |
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It's nice. |
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I'm gonna throw up. |
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Oh, my God, it's so beautiful! |
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He wouldn't show it to me. |
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- I'm gonna need that back. |
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I had forgotten how heavy |
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That's okay. |
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At least I won't have to hide these things |
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And, of course, I would love for you |
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I'd love to! |
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Samantha, can I see you for a second? |
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Of course. |
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You know what a huddle is, Sam? |
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Sure. |
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When the qb is calling his plays, |
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They're the ones reading the eyes |
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Maybe I was thinking |
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You made a good point the other day. |
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I want you to be liaison |
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- Thank you! That's amazing! |
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I heard you're engaged. |
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I remember my first wedding. |
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Carly almost drowned |
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Sam, I'm gonna be blunt. |
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If this getting married thing |
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...now is the time to back out |
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Trust me, it will not be... |
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A problem. |
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Hi, Mom. I tried to call you back |
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Right. |
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As if that wasn't enough anxiety, |
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And my parents would be there too. |
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You do realize our parents |
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- They love each other. |
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They're about to be bound |
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Don't overreact. |
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Okay, so maybe Thanksgivings will suck, |
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Perspective. |
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We love each other, right? |
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- Does it really matter what they think? |
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Maybe I was overreacting. |
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It appeared that for moms... |
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... a wedding can transcend any |
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You see? Lovefest. |
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I can't wait till we're related. |
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Hi, Daddy. |
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And for dads, the excitement |
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- How are you? |
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- Samantha. |
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Hello, honey. Wonderful news. |
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The Rosens have very generously offered |
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We want you to have everything |
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Thank you! |
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Maybe Ben was right, |
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St. James Church? |
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Of course. Sam practically |
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You never told me she wanted |
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I didn't, you know... |
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- Hello? Anybody home? |
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Sheila, you look great. |
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This must be the bride. |
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Rabbi, they want the ceremony |
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- Is St. James a church? |
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Then it's a problem. |
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But, Rabbi, we do intend |
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I know, I'm sorry. |
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Which doesn't mean I don't approve |
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I just don't perform the ceremonies. |
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Most rabbis don't. |
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I'm on shpilkes. |
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No son of mine is being married |
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Well, Sheila, dear, if it's not |
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Maybe we should put a pin in this |
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...like, I don't know, the menu. |
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That sounds like a good idea. |
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All right, well, I had a thought. |
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I was thinking, instead of doing |
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...that we'd do coconut shrimp, |
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Do you think that's a good idea? |
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We were thinking that lasagna |
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Do you think that's a good idea? |
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See, Ken's lactose intolerant, |
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Can you even get good seafood |
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- All that cheese, we'll need a paramedic. |
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Well, the Wolves won. |
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Did somebody mention lasagna? |
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Everyone, stop! |
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That's your second sundae. |
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- What are you getting at? |
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Look, Sam, let's just forget |
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We can do it in a church, whatever. |
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It would solve everything. |
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I'd lose your mother forever. |
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She'd never forgive me. |
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Okay, well, we'll just have to find |
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He's so cute, isn't he? |
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The truth is I wasn't that worried. |
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The important thing was that I had |
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I wasn't finished. |
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Anyway, if it can't be in a church, |
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Even my mom can. |
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I just have to be organized, |
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...take a measured, |
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An approach that apparently |
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The bridal shop's |
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Kind of an ancient Rome vibe, no? |
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We're too late. |
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Kristin: Bridesmaid, lifelong friend, |
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That's mine. |
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Back off, babe. We got dibs. |
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Does this thing come with an SUV? |
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No, I don't like the toile. |
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This seems like a lot of trouble |
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This isn't just some party. |
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No, it's the most important day |
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It has to be perfect, like mine was. |
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Maybe because you didn't have to wear |
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So was the parental meeting |
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No. Yes. |
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I don't know. |
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Sorry, didn't see the back fat. |
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- What was the crux of the problem? |
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His parents, my parents, |
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Hello? |
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Mom, please. |
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No. I promise. |
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No, it's the only time I had free. |
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I love you too. |
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Oh, come on, Sammy, is it really worth |
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Oh, to be young and single again. |
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Oh, yeah, because my life's just tequila |
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Sam, the most important thing |
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No, the most important thing |
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This is gonna work itself out. |
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You just have to trust him, |
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- Well? |
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I don't know. |
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And then it hit me. |
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I love them all, but there's only |
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And right now, it's telling me I look like |
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Samantha. |
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- Is this a bad time? |
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Well, FYI, Standard's fourth-quarter |
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Word is they're gonna push up |
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Right before... |
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... the wedding. |
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No, no, please. Go ahead, answer it. |
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Mom, now is not... |
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Yes, I sent the save-the-date |
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I didn't consult you because... |
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I didn't pick out a dress, |
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Look, Mom, can we talk about this later? |
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L... |
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Stone has no idea |
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Finding a dress, a band, a rabbi... |
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- How's that going, anyway? |
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You are? Because we need that ASAP. |
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It's one of about a million details. |
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Hey, how about we elope? |
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Okay, so we won't elope. |
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Look, Sam, it's gonna be fine. |
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Red flag. Isn't that different |
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- Where's the restaurant? |
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Is this one of the places your company |
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No. We do commercial real estate. |
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This is residential. |
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You know, like a place a young, |
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Ben, we always said we wouldn't |
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Which you've reminded me repeatedly |
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Come on. |
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Ben, it's perfect. |
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How could I not love him? |
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I can't wait! |
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And I know some say |
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...but if anyone can |
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- Besides, this isn't a sitcom on... |
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Maybe get one of those |
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I have it all planned out. |
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Okay, so I see a canopy bed here |
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A recliner here, like my dad's. |
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An armoire here |
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Ben, antique decorative chest? |
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Most guys think there's only |
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...the kind you feel up. |
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A fish tank. |
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Oh, sweet optimism, |
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- It's gonna be great. |
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Welcome to William Ashley. |
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The guidebook divides the showroom floor |
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This UPC reader makes bridal registry |
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Just point it at the bar code |
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...and instantly it's in your registry. |
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- I'm all over that. |
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Let's start simple. China. |
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Do you really wanna look at something |
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- Oh, how about this? |
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- I think that's kind of busy. |
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What about something like this? |
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- There are quails on it. |
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- But Sheila... |
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- I wanna keep it simple... |
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- It's timeless. |
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- Traditional. |
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Where's Ben? |
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Help. |
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- Ladies. Ladies! Ladies! |
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We're gonna do this by ourselves. |
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So why don't you go next door |
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...and we'll meet you when we're done. |
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There he was, my prince charming. |
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- It's okay. |
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Without the distraction |
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- ... it was much easier. |
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However, the one voice I wanted to hear |
| 00:26:59 |
You just registered |
| 00:27:02 |
- And only a right one at that. |
| 00:27:05 |
It would really help if I knew |
| 00:27:08 |
Well, I don't have an opinion on stuff. |
| 00:27:10 |
Ben, please. We have less than |
| 00:27:14 |
You must have some thoughts. |
| 00:27:16 |
Well... |
| 00:27:19 |
I like this. |
| 00:27:27 |
I had opened Pandora's box. |
| 00:27:53 |
- I mean, you could... |
| 00:27:56 |
Try this one. |
| 00:27:57 |
- You didn't try this. |
| 00:27:59 |
- That was the same thing. |
| 00:28:03 |
Move-in day. |
| 00:28:04 |
Of course, by the time all |
| 00:28:07 |
... it was move-in night. |
| 00:28:08 |
What did you think |
| 00:28:10 |
If we get an outside vendor, |
| 00:28:13 |
Well, that's kind of |
| 00:28:18 |
Up and over. |
| 00:28:20 |
Back that way. |
| 00:28:23 |
Okay, okay. Don't talk to me in code. |
| 00:28:27 |
- Oh, perfect! Yeah. |
| 00:28:29 |
- Okay, mark it. Mark it. |
| 00:28:33 |
So the cake. |
| 00:28:35 |
It was cake. |
| 00:28:38 |
Cool. So then we can do |
| 00:28:40 |
- I kind of like white cake. |
| 00:28:46 |
Okay, whatever. Chocolate. |
| 00:28:50 |
Down a little on the right. |
| 00:28:53 |
- A little bit more. Over to the right. |
| 00:28:56 |
No, no, a little too far. |
| 00:28:57 |
- Go back up just, like, a hair. |
| 00:29:00 |
Hey, what do you think |
| 00:29:02 |
- I like buttercream. |
| 00:29:05 |
Sam, we've been at this all day. |
| 00:29:08 |
- Down on the right a little bit. |
| 00:29:12 |
Just... Look, Sam... |
| 00:29:14 |
...I just wanna brush my teeth, |
| 00:29:17 |
- I don't wanna debate frosting. |
| 00:29:21 |
- Sam... |
| 00:29:23 |
- Sam! |
| 00:29:29 |
That's it. |
| 00:29:32 |
Ben? |
| 00:29:33 |
I couldn't believe it. |
| 00:29:35 |
For the first time in our entire relationship, |
| 00:29:38 |
No backtracking apologies and hugs. |
| 00:29:41 |
A real one. |
| 00:29:42 |
For the first time, |
| 00:29:50 |
Mom, the O'Shaunesseys have five kids. |
| 00:29:53 |
Yeah, but what if they do come? |
| 00:29:56 |
I don't care if they give me a gift. |
| 00:30:00 |
Of course I still want your help, Mom. |
| 00:30:03 |
Look, I gotta go. Bye. |
| 00:30:08 |
Welcome to Big Bride, |
| 00:30:11 |
Brenda, how can we help? |
| 00:30:13 |
Before you say anything, |
| 00:30:18 |
Is it wrong of me to take pleasure |
| 00:30:22 |
Wait a second, that girl's not fat! |
| 00:30:24 |
She wants to lose 16 pounds and 6 percent |
| 00:30:28 |
How, by cutting off her arm? |
| 00:30:31 |
But if Samantha Hoyt keeps |
| 00:30:34 |
... she's going to experience |
| 00:30:39 |
Sam? |
| 00:30:44 |
- So, hey, look... |
| 00:30:48 |
...I'm sorry I snapped at you. |
| 00:30:50 |
Apology accepted. |
| 00:30:51 |
- And the other stuff... |
| 00:30:54 |
I'm not apologizing |
| 00:30:57 |
Yeah, we had some disagreements. |
| 00:31:00 |
We both just, you know, |
| 00:31:03 |
...not let the stress rip us apart. |
| 00:31:06 |
I'm not stressed. I'm totally relaxed. |
| 00:31:10 |
Sam, I saw the potato chips. |
| 00:31:14 |
Give and take, Sam. |
| 00:31:16 |
That's all we gotta do, right? |
| 00:31:18 |
Ben was right, in theory. |
| 00:31:21 |
But in practice, the thing |
| 00:31:23 |
...oftentimes, no one winds up happy. |
| 00:31:26 |
Add that to the stress |
| 00:31:28 |
Know what you get? |
| 00:31:33 |
- Ben, the drain's stopped up. |
| 00:31:38 |
Ben? |
| 00:31:40 |
It's probably clogged with hair. |
| 00:31:48 |
Sam, there's hair everywhere. |
| 00:31:53 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:31:57 |
Do you know how? |
| 00:31:59 |
Of course I do. |
| 00:32:01 |
We'll save the hundred bucks |
| 00:32:04 |
...and get that fondue set |
| 00:32:09 |
Stone wanted a dry run of |
| 00:32:13 |
So the kitchen was quickly converted |
| 00:32:20 |
The pipes are fixed. |
| 00:32:22 |
Thanks. |
| 00:32:24 |
So, look, it's been a long day. |
| 00:32:27 |
Why don't you come to bed. |
| 00:32:29 |
I just... I need to finish this. |
| 00:32:32 |
- It'll be here in the morning. |
| 00:32:37 |
Come on. You've been at this for hours. |
| 00:32:40 |
You need the rest. We both do. |
| 00:32:43 |
Oh, I miss this. |
| 00:32:45 |
Ben can be comforting when he tries. |
| 00:32:47 |
Come on. |
| 00:32:53 |
So all I'm saying is, it wouldn't hurt |
| 00:33:00 |
You think we need them? |
| 00:33:01 |
Of course, the next morning, |
| 00:33:05 |
I'd love to learn how to waltz. |
| 00:33:07 |
Yeah, but when will we have time? |
| 00:33:09 |
- Saturday mornings. |
| 00:33:12 |
You wanna give up |
| 00:33:14 |
...for a dance that no one will remember? |
| 00:33:17 |
I'll remember. |
| 00:33:27 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:33:30 |
Ben! |
| 00:33:35 |
Sam. |
| 00:33:38 |
Is it salvageable? |
| 00:33:45 |
Interestingly, the problem |
| 00:33:48 |
Oh, yeah, some hair |
| 00:33:52 |
No, hair wouldn't do this. |
| 00:33:54 |
It was the bozo |
| 00:34:00 |
- What, $250? |
| 00:34:03 |
There goes the fondue set. |
| 00:34:06 |
Next time, don't play Mr. Fix-It, |
| 00:34:17 |
I think dance lessons might be fun. |
| 00:34:20 |
- So the drain ate your homework, huh? |
| 00:34:22 |
Okay, maybe, but it sounds |
| 00:34:25 |
- Please don't replace me as liaison. |
| 00:34:29 |
Oh, well, I really appreciate... |
| 00:34:32 |
The project director, a Luke Stinson, |
| 00:34:36 |
Luke Stinson? |
| 00:34:44 |
- What? |
| 00:34:48 |
- I shut it off. |
| 00:34:52 |
Sort of. We went to college together. |
| 00:34:55 |
Well, well. Score one for favoritism. |
| 00:35:00 |
So who's Luke Stinson? |
| 00:35:03 |
Who was he? You all know him. |
| 00:35:05 |
He's the guy you had a crush on. |
| 00:35:09 |
Perfect-looking, sensitive, |
| 00:35:12 |
Yeah, he was hot, |
| 00:35:16 |
No one did. |
| 00:35:18 |
Except me, once. |
| 00:35:20 |
Sort of. Maybe. |
| 00:35:22 |
Senior year, our American lit class |
| 00:35:27 |
I drew Luke, and it was a bit, |
| 00:35:31 |
I found it hard to concentrate |
| 00:35:34 |
You know, Hemingway's great. |
| 00:35:36 |
...but that macho terseness? |
| 00:35:39 |
Don't you ever just crave the sweet poetry |
| 00:35:44 |
The only thing I was craving |
| 00:35:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:52 |
Your button. |
| 00:35:57 |
Thanks. |
| 00:36:01 |
Now, what would you do here? |
| 00:36:02 |
Young, single, and hottie guy leaning in. |
| 00:36:05 |
Kiss him, grab him? |
| 00:36:07 |
Pull him behind the stacks? |
| 00:36:10 |
Sam? You okay? |
| 00:36:13 |
Luke? |
| 00:36:14 |
Luke took me to the emergency room |
| 00:36:17 |
By the time I was up and walking, |
| 00:36:19 |
... and I never saw him again. |
| 00:36:22 |
I actually managed to sprain an ankle, |
| 00:36:26 |
...all in one klutz-o-rific instant. |
| 00:36:29 |
Oh, and I also got a C on the exam. |
| 00:36:33 |
- No way was he going in for a kiss. |
| 00:36:35 |
You can't change the past. |
| 00:36:39 |
I know, it's just that those kind of memories |
| 00:36:44 |
I mean, I've always looked at Luke, |
| 00:36:47 |
...as the one who got away. |
| 00:36:49 |
You mean, up until you met Ben. |
| 00:36:51 |
Right. Until Ben. |
| 00:36:56 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:36:59 |
- What are you thinking? |
| 00:37:01 |
Just that I haven't heard you gush |
| 00:37:05 |
Luckily, that disturbing thought was |
| 00:37:11 |
There it was. |
| 00:37:12 |
I knew it the instant I saw it. |
| 00:37:15 |
My Excalibur. |
| 00:37:17 |
Only instead of pulling it |
| 00:37:19 |
... I just had to make sure |
| 00:37:23 |
If you think I'm gonna let you |
| 00:37:28 |
Sam, they're here. |
| 00:37:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:42 |
- Hey, Sam. |
| 00:37:45 |
It's been way too long. |
| 00:37:50 |
Okay, let's get right to it. |
| 00:37:52 |
Our team liaison, Samantha Hoyt. |
| 00:37:54 |
Welcome, everyone. |
| 00:37:56 |
Let me start with the demographic |
| 00:38:01 |
This chart divides the market |
| 00:38:04 |
Family and personal consumption. |
| 00:38:06 |
Our campaign |
| 00:38:09 |
But before we go further, we'd like to know |
| 00:38:14 |
I mean, our figures. |
| 00:38:17 |
"Our figures" is what I meant to say, |
| 00:38:20 |
I mean, why would we care |
| 00:38:24 |
Why don't we all just take a moment |
| 00:38:32 |
Damn, he's hot. |
| 00:38:36 |
You know that old public speaking trick |
| 00:38:40 |
Yeah, didn't work so much with Luke. |
| 00:38:42 |
- You were fine. It was great. |
| 00:38:46 |
Okay, rocky finish, but very strong start. |
| 00:38:51 |
Well, look who discovered |
| 00:38:56 |
Oh, that's it. Either I gotta stop drinking, |
| 00:39:00 |
Light beer, please. It's your round. |
| 00:39:13 |
- Beer and wine. |
| 00:39:17 |
- You remember that? |
| 00:39:19 |
Yeah, well, my coordination |
| 00:39:22 |
Well, that's too bad. |
| 00:39:27 |
- Should be a fun project, don't you think? |
| 00:39:30 |
I always knew |
| 00:39:32 |
I sort of had a feeling. |
| 00:39:35 |
So I heard you requested me. |
| 00:39:37 |
I was kind of surprised. |
| 00:39:39 |
All right, guilty. |
| 00:39:41 |
Yeah, I did some asking around... |
| 00:39:43 |
...and I heard you were the brains |
| 00:39:46 |
Oh, that's a nice ring, by the way. |
| 00:39:48 |
Thanks. Yeah, I just got engaged. |
| 00:39:51 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:39:54 |
All right, I'll admit it. |
| 00:39:58 |
- For congratulating me? |
| 00:40:01 |
Okay, what was that? |
| 00:40:04 |
No, no. It's stupid, especially now. |
| 00:40:06 |
Oh, come on. Just tell me. |
| 00:40:08 |
All right. |
| 00:40:10 |
Back in school... And don't laugh. |
| 00:40:14 |
- I sort of had a crush on you. |
| 00:40:17 |
- You did? |
| 00:40:19 |
I promise I'm not a stalker... |
| 00:40:22 |
...but I kind of viewed you |
| 00:40:31 |
First off, Kristin, one word for you: |
| 00:40:34 |
He was trying to kiss me. |
| 00:40:36 |
Okay, let's think about this for a second. |
| 00:40:38 |
All he said was, he looked at me |
| 00:40:41 |
"Looked. " Means nothing. |
| 00:40:43 |
It's amazingly easy |
| 00:40:46 |
...when nothing ever happened. |
| 00:40:48 |
But now we're just two professionals |
| 00:40:50 |
And I'm marrying the man that I love, |
| 00:40:55 |
See, there he is, probably confirming |
| 00:40:59 |
... along with our weekly dinner |
| 00:41:01 |
- Hello? |
| 00:41:03 |
It wasn't easy, but I did it. |
| 00:41:05 |
He does interfaith. |
| 00:41:09 |
Honey, we have a rabbi. |
| 00:41:12 |
It was even better than I hoped. |
| 00:41:14 |
My Ben was really coming through. |
| 00:41:17 |
I love you. |
| 00:41:19 |
Oh, good, because there's |
| 00:41:21 |
Alan got courtside for Wolves-Spurs tonight, |
| 00:41:27 |
Sure. |
| 00:41:30 |
Hey, what about the florist? |
| 00:41:32 |
Sam, if the Wolves win, they get home court |
| 00:41:36 |
...and, I mean, you know |
| 00:41:39 |
Yeah, it means |
| 00:41:41 |
Honey, I grant you power of attorney |
| 00:41:45 |
And I promise, no arguments. |
| 00:41:48 |
Okay, fine, whatever. |
| 00:41:51 |
You're not gonna be mad, right? |
| 00:41:53 |
I mean, because if this is gonna be |
| 00:41:57 |
No. Of course not. |
| 00:42:00 |
- Go have fun. |
| 00:42:07 |
No, it's true. The low-fat, high-carb |
| 00:42:10 |
There are studies that show |
| 00:42:14 |
- It's science now. |
| 00:42:15 |
You've almost got me sold |
| 00:42:18 |
- Like you need it. |
| 00:42:21 |
So how is next Wednesday, 10-ish? |
| 00:42:25 |
It's a date. |
| 00:42:27 |
He's hot. |
| 00:42:29 |
Okay, great. I got it. |
| 00:42:32 |
- All right. |
| 00:42:36 |
- See you. |
| 00:42:43 |
- What? |
| 00:42:46 |
Nancy, it's just work. |
| 00:42:49 |
Right. Just be careful. |
| 00:42:53 |
At home, we seemed to be arguing |
| 00:42:56 |
Maybe I should see if being a dad |
| 00:42:59 |
...with one kid before we start competing |
| 00:43:05 |
Only children are so lonely, Ben. |
| 00:43:09 |
Do we have to talk about this now? |
| 00:43:10 |
Why not now? |
| 00:43:12 |
Well, it's 11:00 on a Thursday... |
| 00:43:15 |
...and we need to plan our entire family life |
| 00:43:18 |
That's not what I'm saying. |
| 00:43:20 |
I thought we should discuss it, |
| 00:43:24 |
No, no, no. Okay, yeah, yeah, let's do it. |
| 00:43:29 |
How about this? |
| 00:43:31 |
Four kids, two of each, |
| 00:43:37 |
Why can't you talk about this seriously? |
| 00:43:41 |
Because nothing is gonna get settled |
| 00:43:46 |
So just sleep on it, |
| 00:43:50 |
Suddenly, the weeks were flying by, |
| 00:43:54 |
And by then, I had other things |
| 00:43:57 |
... like when I discovered my life seemed |
| 00:44:01 |
Boxes. |
| 00:44:03 |
Soon after the moving boxes |
| 00:44:06 |
... the gift boxes began to arrive. |
| 00:44:09 |
Cool, we got a rice cooker. |
| 00:44:13 |
And a bread maker. |
| 00:44:15 |
And an asparagus steamer. |
| 00:44:18 |
Oh, and another rice cooker. |
| 00:44:22 |
The delivery guy came around so often, |
| 00:44:31 |
Work was going well. |
| 00:44:34 |
Some might say too well. |
| 00:44:36 |
And living with Ben? |
| 00:44:41 |
Like, I can't stand the stench of stale beer |
| 00:44:47 |
Things weren't all smelly, though. |
| 00:44:49 |
We did find a gorgeous wedding site. |
| 00:44:53 |
I've seen it in the spring, |
| 00:44:56 |
I'm counting on global warming |
| 00:44:59 |
So I had a honeymoon idea. |
| 00:45:00 |
- What? |
| 00:45:02 |
I'd love that. I've never been. |
| 00:45:04 |
Let's go backpacking. We'll get |
| 00:45:07 |
It was one of my biggest regrets |
| 00:45:10 |
I went straight to work, |
| 00:45:13 |
Well, I was thinking more like beaches |
| 00:45:17 |
- Yeah, everyone does that. |
| 00:45:20 |
- Hey, guys. |
| 00:45:21 |
- Are you ready? |
| 00:45:23 |
So are there any special requests? |
| 00:45:25 |
- Well, I'd love to be dipped. |
| 00:45:31 |
That's a fabulous way to finish. |
| 00:45:34 |
You got any beer? Because after |
| 00:45:38 |
Yeah, after a couple drinks, |
| 00:45:42 |
Don't worry. We'll start simple. |
| 00:45:44 |
Just relax. We're gonna start with |
| 00:45:48 |
Just stay within this imaginary box |
| 00:45:51 |
Ready? And one, two, three. |
| 00:45:55 |
One, two, three. Good. |
| 00:45:58 |
- Now you try. Wait for the beat. |
| 00:46:06 |
Okay, that's, like, the cheesiest song ever. |
| 00:46:09 |
I suppose you prefer |
| 00:46:11 |
- That'd be great. |
| 00:46:13 |
And, one... No, that's a little too late. |
| 00:46:17 |
A little late. Sorry. |
| 00:46:19 |
Ready? And, one... Oh, the other foot. |
| 00:46:23 |
Listen. One, two, three. |
| 00:46:27 |
And then it hit me. |
| 00:46:28 |
The beat and Ben |
| 00:46:31 |
He can't dance at all. |
| 00:46:33 |
Not even close. |
| 00:46:35 |
But wait, hadn't we danced before? |
| 00:46:45 |
Guess I was too distracted to notice. |
| 00:46:51 |
- Sorry. |
| 00:46:52 |
- Five minute break. |
| 00:46:55 |
The break is for me. |
| 00:47:02 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:47:05 |
What I wanna do is go home, |
| 00:47:10 |
But I'm doing my best. |
| 00:47:12 |
Yeah, well, what you call your best |
| 00:47:16 |
Difficult? You know what difficult is? |
| 00:47:18 |
Difficult is having umpteen phone calls |
| 00:47:22 |
...that I can't answer. |
| 00:47:24 |
Difficult is having to talk about |
| 00:47:30 |
I mean, Sam, we still have to have lives. |
| 00:47:34 |
Don't put this all on me. |
| 00:47:35 |
You think I enjoy coming home |
| 00:47:38 |
Well, I wouldn't be home playing by myself |
| 00:47:42 |
...doing who knows what. |
| 00:47:43 |
The biggest opportunity of my career |
| 00:47:47 |
...with me coordinating |
| 00:47:50 |
Can you please try |
| 00:47:55 |
Fine. |
| 00:47:56 |
How about I give you one less thing |
| 00:48:05 |
Why couldn't Ben understand |
| 00:48:08 |
This was important. It was for... |
| 00:48:10 |
It was for... |
| 00:48:13 |
What was I saying? |
| 00:48:17 |
How about a break. |
| 00:48:20 |
What do you say? |
| 00:48:22 |
I say Caesar salad, no dressing, |
| 00:48:27 |
All right, coming up. |
| 00:48:46 |
Hey, Sam, I forgot my keys. |
| 00:49:40 |
Sam. |
| 00:49:42 |
Hey, Sam. Sam. |
| 00:49:44 |
- What, are you sleeping on the job? |
| 00:49:47 |
I got the Caesar, and I got the lemons. |
| 00:49:52 |
- What's wrong? |
| 00:49:54 |
If it's about work, we can take a break. |
| 00:49:57 |
Was I glad it was a dream? |
| 00:49:58 |
No, it's not that. |
| 00:50:00 |
Then, what? You can tell me. |
| 00:50:04 |
It's the wedding and everything, and... |
| 00:50:09 |
- Sorry. |
| 00:50:12 |
Come here. |
| 00:50:34 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 00:50:36 |
It's all right. I just... |
| 00:50:38 |
I've gotta go. |
| 00:50:42 |
Yeah, I gotta go home. |
| 00:51:04 |
- Hey. |
| 00:51:06 |
For what? |
| 00:51:09 |
You know, all the stupid fighting and stuff |
| 00:51:13 |
No, I'm sorry. |
| 00:51:16 |
I shouldn't have walked out on you |
| 00:51:19 |
It's okay. |
| 00:51:22 |
You don't have to do anything |
| 00:51:26 |
I love you. |
| 00:51:28 |
I love you too. |
| 00:51:31 |
Okay, let's think. Is it that big of a deal? |
| 00:51:35 |
I caught myself. I controlled my urges. |
| 00:51:37 |
Maybe I should be proud of myself. |
| 00:51:40 |
Or maybe I should be proud of my ability |
| 00:51:46 |
I am so glad that we are finally able |
| 00:51:50 |
I think having a solid blueprint |
| 00:51:53 |
...will help us all sleep better at night. |
| 00:51:55 |
It's gonna take more than that |
| 00:51:59 |
Since the heart of our ceremony |
| 00:52:03 |
...and in the Jewish ceremony, |
| 00:52:07 |
...things should, theoretically, |
| 00:52:10 |
Yadda, yadda, yadda. |
| 00:52:11 |
Look, let's get down |
| 00:52:13 |
First, the couple. Any special requests? |
| 00:52:18 |
Sam? |
| 00:52:22 |
The ceremony. |
| 00:52:26 |
Just make it nice. |
| 00:52:28 |
Nice you want, nice you'll get. |
| 00:52:30 |
Okay, Reverend, here's my first offer. |
| 00:52:33 |
I didn't think we'd be quite so formal |
| 00:52:36 |
What'd you think, we're gonna wing it? |
| 00:52:39 |
I couldn't concentrate. |
| 00:52:41 |
I mean, here I was with a minister |
| 00:52:44 |
Could I have felt more guilty? |
| 00:52:46 |
I notice that in many of your prayers, |
| 00:52:51 |
- Yeah, that's the norm. |
| 00:52:54 |
You see, in effect, |
| 00:52:58 |
I'm repeating myself. |
| 00:53:02 |
- But it will take more time. |
| 00:53:04 |
I'll talk in English and Hebrew. |
| 00:53:08 |
But I don't speak Aramaic. No one does. |
| 00:53:11 |
It's a dead language. |
| 00:53:13 |
It's not my problem. |
| 00:53:16 |
And just as a holy war |
| 00:53:18 |
... something happened |
| 00:53:22 |
Don't worry. We'll get through this. |
| 00:53:25 |
I promise. |
| 00:53:37 |
Carbs were not the answer. |
| 00:53:43 |
Was I working out the stress? |
| 00:53:46 |
But I also had something |
| 00:53:49 |
My dress fitting. |
| 00:53:52 |
Honey, while she does that, |
| 00:53:55 |
- Great. Thanks, Mom. |
| 00:53:59 |
I have to tell you something. |
| 00:54:03 |
And that includes you. |
| 00:54:04 |
- I kissed Luke. |
| 00:54:07 |
I should've seen this coming. |
| 00:54:09 |
- Did you sleep with him? |
| 00:54:11 |
Look, it was just a kiss, |
| 00:54:14 |
Okay, so you're not interested |
| 00:54:16 |
- Sam? |
| 00:54:19 |
The wedding's still on, |
| 00:54:22 |
Nonrefundable, by the way. Turn. |
| 00:54:24 |
- Wait, wait, wait. So have you told Ben? |
| 00:54:29 |
You're gonna tell him, right? |
| 00:54:31 |
Naive, sweet Anne. |
| 00:54:32 |
Deception is the cornerstone |
| 00:54:35 |
Otherwise it's just aprons, meat loaf, |
| 00:54:39 |
So having a life means opening up |
| 00:54:43 |
I'm leaning towards |
| 00:54:46 |
- Leaning? |
| 00:54:48 |
- Which one? |
| 00:54:50 |
Yes, of course. Absolutely. No question. |
| 00:54:54 |
You realize the more you say that, |
| 00:54:57 |
I love Ben. |
| 00:54:58 |
Of course you do, dear, |
| 00:55:02 |
Come on, Mom, |
| 00:55:06 |
The time had come |
| 00:55:08 |
... which meant two things: |
| 00:55:10 |
My career was on the line, |
| 00:55:13 |
Luke, hi. |
| 00:55:15 |
So I was just setting everything up for... |
| 00:55:20 |
Maybe we need to... |
| 00:55:23 |
- You want some coffee? |
| 00:55:24 |
- Look, Sam, nothing happened. |
| 00:55:28 |
I'm the one who should |
| 00:55:30 |
I mean, I made the mistake. |
| 00:55:33 |
Why did he have to be so damn perfect? |
| 00:55:39 |
Kristin, honey. Hi. |
| 00:55:41 |
Where's Sam? |
| 00:55:43 |
She's pitching the boss. |
| 00:55:46 |
Not for my blood sugar. |
| 00:55:51 |
That's Luke? Damn. |
| 00:55:55 |
So? |
| 00:55:57 |
He loved it. |
| 00:55:58 |
It's going to corporate, and if they love it, |
| 00:56:02 |
Awesome. |
| 00:56:03 |
Sam, thanks for making me |
| 00:56:06 |
You don't need her for that. |
| 00:56:08 |
I just hope corporate likes it. |
| 00:56:10 |
- They will. Call me when you hear. |
| 00:56:15 |
Look at that ass. |
| 00:56:16 |
Kristin, I work with him. |
| 00:56:18 |
I can't help it. |
| 00:56:26 |
I ran home to channel my urges |
| 00:56:31 |
Sam, what are you...? |
| 00:56:39 |
This is so three months ago. |
| 00:56:42 |
Do you wanna complain, |
| 00:56:50 |
Oh, Sam. |
| 00:56:55 |
Oh, Luke. |
| 00:57:00 |
Luke? |
| 00:57:06 |
Luke? You said, "Luke. " |
| 00:57:12 |
- Did I? |
| 00:57:15 |
No, it was probably just a sound... |
| 00:57:18 |
...like a moan. |
| 00:57:21 |
Sounded like a name: Luke. |
| 00:57:25 |
Ben... |
| 00:57:28 |
...I really don't know |
| 00:57:30 |
You know, I kind of lose control. |
| 00:57:33 |
Freudian alert. |
| 00:57:35 |
Notice how I had yet to mention |
| 00:57:38 |
This was clearly my chance |
| 00:57:41 |
I was probably just saying "look"... |
| 00:57:44 |
...as in, "Look out, here I come. " |
| 00:57:47 |
I decided to distract him instead. |
| 00:57:51 |
Cheap, I know, |
| 00:57:57 |
The only thing harder |
| 00:58:00 |
... was designing a cereal box. |
| 00:58:02 |
Corporate hated our mock-ups, |
| 00:58:06 |
... which meant I was working |
| 00:58:09 |
Yeah, this would be easy. |
| 00:58:11 |
What if we combine the color scheme |
| 00:58:14 |
...with the typeface here |
| 00:58:16 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:58:19 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:58:22 |
I completely forgot. |
| 00:58:23 |
Thanks. |
| 00:58:25 |
What? |
| 00:58:27 |
Our wedding photographer |
| 00:58:30 |
...and our backup |
| 00:58:32 |
If I don't meet her now, she's gone. |
| 00:58:34 |
Well, let's go meet a photographer, |
| 00:58:38 |
- I love your candids. |
| 00:58:40 |
It's my specialty. |
| 00:58:42 |
I started in journalism, |
| 00:58:46 |
...I didn't wanna photograph |
| 00:58:49 |
You know, this is so much more rewarding. |
| 00:58:51 |
- You've got a great eye. |
| 00:58:57 |
I couldn't resist. |
| 00:59:01 |
Here, take a look. |
| 00:59:04 |
How cute are you two? |
| 00:59:07 |
If only I were the fiancé. |
| 00:59:12 |
Sorry. |
| 00:59:23 |
- Hi. |
| 00:59:30 |
- What, what, what? |
| 00:59:34 |
Sorry. |
| 00:59:42 |
- Sorry. My hair. You hurt me. |
| 00:59:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:59:50 |
- Okay. |
| 00:59:54 |
You okay? |
| 00:59:57 |
Maybe we shouldn't, you know? |
| 01:00:01 |
Yeah, I'm tired too. |
| 01:00:04 |
- Good night. |
| 01:00:19 |
Good night, Sammy. |
| 01:00:21 |
Wait. We should be in the same bed. |
| 01:00:25 |
That's okay. We're no longer attracted |
| 01:00:41 |
What? |
| 01:00:44 |
We need help. |
| 01:00:47 |
Okay, kids, what's the problem? |
| 01:00:49 |
Well, I guess we've kind of been |
| 01:00:52 |
- What have you been fighting about? |
| 01:00:56 |
Yeah, you name it. Flowers, cake, |
| 01:01:00 |
...whether to take dance lessons |
| 01:01:02 |
Don't forget the missed |
| 01:01:05 |
Hey, you said that was fine. |
| 01:01:07 |
Read between the lines, Ben, |
| 01:01:11 |
Oh, your wedding, see? |
| 01:01:14 |
Okay, enough. And don't make me |
| 01:01:16 |
I coach the temple softball team. |
| 01:01:19 |
Let's try not to look at the specifics... |
| 01:01:21 |
...and instead, seek out |
| 01:01:25 |
I don't think there's a broader problem. |
| 01:01:29 |
Meaning you shouldn't have trouble |
| 01:01:32 |
What happens when you have |
| 01:01:36 |
- We couldn't agree on that either. |
| 01:01:39 |
I just need more time, okay? |
| 01:01:42 |
- Really? For when, after the playoffs? |
| 01:01:46 |
It means you care more about |
| 01:01:49 |
- What, our unborn child? |
| 01:01:55 |
Thank you. |
| 01:01:57 |
Sometimes in cases like this, |
| 01:02:00 |
...to suggest a postponement. |
| 01:02:03 |
What? |
| 01:02:04 |
What he means is you guys |
| 01:02:07 |
And you know what? |
| 01:02:09 |
There's no shame in taking the extra time |
| 01:02:12 |
Better before a wedding than after. |
| 01:02:15 |
Do you know how hard it is |
| 01:02:18 |
Twice the paperwork. |
| 01:02:20 |
You know what? |
| 01:02:22 |
Should you really be saying |
| 01:02:26 |
Okay, maybe not. |
| 01:02:27 |
But no one is gonna tell me |
| 01:02:31 |
- And we can make this work. |
| 01:02:34 |
Sam, I love you, |
| 01:02:37 |
So let's fix it. |
| 01:02:40 |
There he was, |
| 01:02:43 |
The prince charming |
| 01:02:46 |
Maybe he was still there. |
| 01:02:50 |
Now, I say, let's kick things |
| 01:02:52 |
Tonight we break out the serving platters, |
| 01:02:56 |
...and run down the wedding checklist. |
| 01:03:00 |
Of course, there was one teeny detail |
| 01:03:03 |
But if he was this determined, |
| 01:03:07 |
Full disclosure. |
| 01:03:08 |
After dinner, of course. |
| 01:03:11 |
We can't put the Stillmans and |
| 01:03:14 |
Yeah, Rich borrowed Jerry's snowplow |
| 01:03:18 |
But if you do that, that means the Nolfies |
| 01:03:23 |
Family, friends, others. The hierarchy. |
| 01:03:27 |
Well, the Nolfies are very important |
| 01:03:31 |
- They handle all my direct mailings. |
| 01:03:33 |
- Lf you want us to pay for the wedding... |
| 01:03:37 |
Mr. Direct Mailing |
| 01:03:40 |
Enough! |
| 01:03:44 |
Sam has something she wants to say. |
| 01:03:47 |
Ben and I had a talk this afternoon |
| 01:03:50 |
...that the four of you have |
| 01:03:53 |
That you'll never agree on anything |
| 01:03:57 |
So we've come up |
| 01:04:07 |
This is what we want. |
| 01:04:10 |
Get used to it. |
| 01:04:13 |
For the first time in forever, |
| 01:04:18 |
- Yeah, this works. |
| 01:04:20 |
Now, who wants some pie? |
| 01:04:22 |
- Oh, I'll have some. |
| 01:04:25 |
Come on in, Nancy, it's open. |
| 01:04:28 |
Hey, Sam. Sam. |
| 01:04:30 |
I'm sorry to come over like this, |
| 01:04:34 |
Our designs were approved. |
| 01:04:37 |
- They were? It is? We did? |
| 01:04:40 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 01:04:42 |
That's amazing. |
| 01:04:45 |
- Sam? |
| 01:04:49 |
We just... Everything went better |
| 01:04:52 |
I'm Ben Rosen, Sam's fiancé. |
| 01:04:55 |
Hey, I've heard a lot about you. |
| 01:05:03 |
Luke. |
| 01:05:08 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:05:14 |
Hold on, I just... |
| 01:05:17 |
Wait here. Have some pie. |
| 01:05:33 |
Ben? |
| 01:05:36 |
Ben, is everything okay? |
| 01:05:40 |
So that's Luke? |
| 01:05:43 |
Sam, what's going on? |
| 01:05:45 |
We've been working together since January, |
| 01:05:49 |
And you didn't mention |
| 01:05:52 |
...except, of course, |
| 01:05:57 |
- Ben, please, I can explain... |
| 01:06:02 |
Try to understand. |
| 01:06:04 |
There's nothing going on |
| 01:06:08 |
Now? |
| 01:06:12 |
You mean there was something? |
| 01:06:16 |
- Did you sleep with him? |
| 01:06:18 |
No, I kissed him, okay? I kissed Luke. |
| 01:06:24 |
Do you have any pie plates? |
| 01:06:27 |
Later. |
| 01:06:34 |
But I stopped it, |
| 01:06:37 |
I swear to you, it meant nothing. |
| 01:06:39 |
- Well, then why didn't you tell me? |
| 01:06:44 |
But I'm just... I'm stupid. |
| 01:06:48 |
Sam, it's not just the kiss, okay? |
| 01:06:51 |
You haven't exactly made it easy |
| 01:06:54 |
- Oh, and this guy you can talk to? |
| 01:06:59 |
This isn't about him. It's about us. |
| 01:07:02 |
You're damn right it's about us. |
| 01:07:05 |
Okay? I feel like an idiot. |
| 01:07:08 |
- Ben, we can figure this out. |
| 01:07:14 |
The question is, should we figure it out? |
| 01:07:19 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:07:22 |
Look, Sam, since I've known you, |
| 01:07:28 |
Until now. |
| 01:07:31 |
Look... |
| 01:07:33 |
...if you don't want me here... |
| 01:07:38 |
...maybe I can just go |
| 01:07:44 |
Come on, Ben, |
| 01:07:46 |
Yell at me, anything. |
| 01:07:48 |
Maybe that'd be a good idea. |
| 01:07:54 |
How did I manage to take what was |
| 01:07:59 |
...and shred it into this? |
| 01:08:13 |
I kind of feel better. |
| 01:08:15 |
I mean, do we really not belong together? |
| 01:08:18 |
I was once so sure... |
| 01:08:21 |
...but that seems so long ago now. |
| 01:08:24 |
I wish I could be sure about something. |
| 01:08:29 |
If Ben doesn't want to work it out, |
| 01:08:32 |
- What you did was questionable... |
| 01:08:36 |
It wasn't unforgivable. |
| 01:08:39 |
But if he doesn't wanna talk about it, |
| 01:08:42 |
Speaking of moving on. |
| 01:08:45 |
Sam, look, it wasn't my intention |
| 01:08:48 |
You said Wednesdays Ben goes out. |
| 01:08:51 |
No, no, it's my fault. My plans changed. |
| 01:08:55 |
Is everything okay? |
| 01:08:56 |
If moving back in with my mom and dad |
| 01:09:02 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 01:09:06 |
How about after work I take you out |
| 01:09:10 |
What's frightening is how great |
| 01:09:14 |
Luke, I should take some time |
| 01:09:19 |
All right, Sam, but if you need me, |
| 01:09:27 |
Nothing will make you feel more humble |
| 01:09:33 |
Nothing, that is, except your mother. |
| 01:09:35 |
- Samantha. |
| 01:09:38 |
- I could do without a lecture. |
| 01:09:41 |
Was Anne's petition |
| 01:09:44 |
Wanna tell me now, or should I wait for you |
| 01:09:48 |
Oh, I thought we'd talk. |
| 01:09:51 |
Yeah, well, kind of hard to do |
| 01:09:57 |
- You think I favor Anne. |
| 01:09:59 |
- All right, granted, it may seem that way. |
| 01:10:02 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
| 01:10:05 |
- You're what? |
| 01:10:08 |
Know what I see when I look at you? |
| 01:10:11 |
Yeah, a major screwup. |
| 01:10:14 |
I see me. |
| 01:10:16 |
- You? |
| 01:10:17 |
More than anyone else, |
| 01:10:20 |
And if I'm hard on you... |
| 01:10:22 |
...it's probably just me |
| 01:10:25 |
...on my own imperfections. |
| 01:10:27 |
Those things you think I hate about you, |
| 01:10:32 |
The things that I love more than anything. |
| 01:10:35 |
And I know that whatever's going on |
| 01:10:43 |
- I don't know, Mom. |
| 01:10:46 |
It's never easy. |
| 01:10:49 |
Believe me, I know. I've been married |
| 01:10:53 |
But if I can do it, trust me, |
| 01:10:57 |
For the first time |
| 01:11:00 |
... I felt like I had my mom back. |
| 01:11:03 |
Then it hit me. |
| 01:11:08 |
Relax. You're doing the right thing. |
| 01:11:11 |
- Am I? |
| 01:11:13 |
- It was just a kiss. |
| 01:11:16 |
Watch it, Alan. |
| 01:11:18 |
My point is, is that she was cornered |
| 01:11:20 |
Can you really go through life |
| 01:11:23 |
Stop making sense, okay? It scares me. |
| 01:11:25 |
Look, you're still young, good-looking... |
| 01:11:29 |
There's tons of women out there. |
| 01:11:33 |
- Why do you think I got you that camera? |
| 01:11:37 |
This called-off-wedding thing is gold. |
| 01:11:39 |
Do you have any idea how much |
| 01:11:42 |
You do think life |
| 01:11:45 |
Don't kill my dreams, man. |
| 01:11:46 |
I mean, do you know how lucky you are |
| 01:11:49 |
Do you know how lucky you are... |
| 01:11:51 |
...that someone doesn't hire a hit woman |
| 01:11:54 |
I'm just trying to be your friend. |
| 01:11:56 |
Then stop trying to live vicariously |
| 01:12:01 |
Sensitive. |
| 01:12:05 |
It's kind of like Christmas in reverse. |
| 01:12:08 |
Oh, honey, honey, we're not |
| 01:12:14 |
We're just organizing them |
| 01:12:18 |
...after the wedding, |
| 01:12:34 |
- Hey. |
| 01:12:37 |
How's it going? |
| 01:12:41 |
- You know... |
| 01:12:46 |
So? |
| 01:12:48 |
Sam, I don't know |
| 01:12:52 |
Tell him you love him. |
| 01:12:55 |
Tell him you can't imagine |
| 01:12:58 |
Wait a minute. |
| 01:13:01 |
What if that's what he's about to say? |
| 01:13:05 |
Yeah, I can't go through with this, either. |
| 01:13:10 |
You can't? |
| 01:13:11 |
I mean, the kiss and the lying... |
| 01:13:14 |
...it's all symptomatic |
| 01:13:16 |
Of me being a total jerk. |
| 01:13:18 |
I never meant to hurt you, Ben. |
| 01:13:21 |
No, I know. |
| 01:13:23 |
He so doesn't wanna be here. |
| 01:13:25 |
Make it easy for him. |
| 01:13:28 |
Just do him this one favor. |
| 01:13:30 |
I was wrong to try |
| 01:13:33 |
Only made everything worse. |
| 01:13:38 |
So that's it, then? |
| 01:13:42 |
I don't think we should go on |
| 01:13:47 |
Do you? |
| 01:13:49 |
No. No, no, you're right about that. |
| 01:13:52 |
I was gonna say almost the same thing. |
| 01:13:57 |
Yeah, I thought so. |
| 01:14:02 |
So, what are you gonna do? |
| 01:14:05 |
You know, I'll take some vacation time, |
| 01:14:09 |
Maybe do that backpacking thing. |
| 01:14:12 |
Yeah, you should. |
| 01:14:16 |
- Well, what are you gonna do? |
| 01:14:29 |
Well, I guess... |
| 01:14:35 |
- I don't know what to say. |
| 01:14:56 |
And that's how the man of my dreams |
| 01:15:17 |
Tonight we're celebrating |
| 01:15:20 |
I wasn't really in the mood, but at least |
| 01:15:24 |
In the next couple of days |
| 01:15:28 |
- Oh, Nancy. |
| 01:15:31 |
You can keep them. |
| 01:15:33 |
Well, your Hail Mary paid off, Hoyt. |
| 01:15:37 |
Mr. Stone, I don't watch ESPN... |
| 01:15:39 |
...and it hurts me to pretend |
| 01:15:42 |
- What does that mean? |
| 01:15:45 |
- Well, congratulations, I guess. |
| 01:15:49 |
I'm bringing you up with me. |
| 01:15:51 |
I'm not sure into what position yet, |
| 01:15:55 |
You're being nice? |
| 01:15:56 |
What can I say, |
| 01:15:59 |
See? The sun does come out tomorrow. |
| 01:16:09 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:16:18 |
You look great. |
| 01:16:20 |
Do I? Because I don't feel like I do. |
| 01:16:23 |
I mean, I guess I should, but... |
| 01:16:25 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 01:16:27 |
We should go on a real date, do this right. |
| 01:16:34 |
With no dress to fit into, |
| 01:16:38 |
I know it's soon, but, Nancy, |
| 01:16:41 |
...if prince charming came riding in |
| 01:16:45 |
Rescue you from Ben... |
| 01:16:46 |
...who made you happier |
| 01:16:49 |
That would be quite a fairy tale. |
| 01:16:52 |
Have you called Ben |
| 01:16:55 |
No, but he hasn't called me, either. |
| 01:17:01 |
Normally I don't eat this much, |
| 01:17:04 |
...since we've known each other for years, |
| 01:17:09 |
But clearly you don't have any problem |
| 01:17:13 |
- Sorry. I'm just a little nervous, I guess. |
| 01:17:23 |
Big Box was a nightmare. |
| 01:17:28 |
Mom, you've met Luke. |
| 01:17:31 |
Yes. Hard night to forget. |
| 01:17:33 |
- Hey, great to see you again. |
| 01:17:36 |
They wouldn't let me return it. |
| 01:17:39 |
I'm looking for your father. Excuse me. |
| 01:17:42 |
- Ken? Ken! |
| 01:17:44 |
The camera? I don't remember using this. |
| 01:18:03 |
One, two, three. One, two, three. |
| 01:18:08 |
What's he doing? |
| 01:18:12 |
Oh, jeez. |
| 01:18:15 |
He was practicing. |
| 01:18:19 |
He could use it. |
| 01:18:23 |
I think we should call it a night. |
| 01:18:25 |
Wait. It's early. |
| 01:18:32 |
What? |
| 01:18:39 |
I thought you were ready, Sam. |
| 01:18:41 |
I thought this... |
| 01:18:45 |
So did I, but I guess I was wrong. |
| 01:18:48 |
Let me ask you something, Sam. |
| 01:18:51 |
- Are you ever gonna be ready? |
| 01:18:55 |
It means I've waited |
| 01:18:57 |
I thought that when |
| 01:19:00 |
Look, I broke things off with Ben |
| 01:19:05 |
...not because of you. |
| 01:19:07 |
Okay. |
| 01:19:09 |
Then where does that leave us? |
| 01:19:15 |
- Luke, I'm sorry. |
| 01:19:19 |
You trying to tell me that you didn't want to |
| 01:19:24 |
That you still don't want to? |
| 01:19:30 |
- Look, don't. |
| 01:19:35 |
Luke... |
| 01:19:39 |
Your loss. Night, Sam. |
| 01:19:44 |
I think I made a huge mistake. |
| 01:19:46 |
Sure, Ben and I had |
| 01:19:49 |
...but at least I always knew |
| 01:19:56 |
Maybe Ben was the right guy for me, |
| 01:20:00 |
...was the biggest mistake |
| 01:20:02 |
- Honey, who are you talking to? |
| 01:20:08 |
Honey, go get him. |
| 01:20:16 |
Oh, just to make things clear, |
| 01:20:22 |
Ben? |
| 01:20:26 |
Ben? |
| 01:20:27 |
He was gone, but where? |
| 01:20:30 |
The movies? A ball game? |
| 01:20:38 |
- Hello? |
| 01:20:40 |
Well, if it isn't |
| 01:20:43 |
Please, where's Ben? |
| 01:20:48 |
Right to voice mail. He's unreal. |
| 01:20:53 |
I had to force Alan to tell me. |
| 01:20:57 |
Come on, Alan, I know you're in there, |
| 01:21:00 |
He told me not to tell anyone, |
| 01:21:04 |
Wait, wait, wait. Please, hear me out. |
| 01:21:07 |
I've made a horrible, |
| 01:21:11 |
Please help me. Show mercy, please. |
| 01:21:18 |
Alan! |
| 01:21:21 |
Alan! |
| 01:21:26 |
- Here, clean yourself up, woman. |
| 01:21:31 |
That's it, weasel. |
| 01:21:32 |
I've been listening to your crap for years. |
| 01:21:35 |
What are you gonna do? |
| 01:21:37 |
If you don't tell me what I wanna know, |
| 01:21:42 |
Ben went to the airport. |
| 01:21:45 |
Now, like one of those fools in the movies, |
| 01:21:49 |
... to try to stop my beloved |
| 01:21:52 |
Of course, in real life when you |
| 01:21:56 |
Sam, don't hurt me, |
| 01:22:01 |
And the hits just keep on coming. |
| 01:22:14 |
I was too late. |
| 01:22:16 |
Go into the living room. |
| 01:22:18 |
Mom, if this is about pie, |
| 01:22:27 |
Alan said you left. |
| 01:22:29 |
That was the plan. |
| 01:22:32 |
I was originally gonna go next month... |
| 01:22:35 |
...but the other night I was showering |
| 01:22:42 |
And this time... |
| 01:22:45 |
...the cause was your hair. |
| 01:22:48 |
So while the plumber guy |
| 01:22:53 |
...I realized I just couldn't |
| 01:22:56 |
But you didn't leave early. |
| 01:22:59 |
I tried. |
| 01:23:02 |
First, I started thinking about the trip, |
| 01:23:08 |
...and all the things |
| 01:23:11 |
And then I thought about |
| 01:23:15 |
But it didn't. |
| 01:23:19 |
You see... |
| 01:23:21 |
...despite everything, Sam... |
| 01:23:25 |
...I missed your hair. |
| 01:23:31 |
I don't wanna do any of those things |
| 01:23:35 |
I don't wanna do anything without you. |
| 01:23:37 |
- But why did you call off the wedding? |
| 01:23:44 |
When I said I didn't think |
| 01:23:47 |
...I meant I didn't think I could |
| 01:23:50 |
I mean, when I came over here, |
| 01:23:55 |
You know, I wanted to see |
| 01:23:59 |
...that feisty girl |
| 01:24:03 |
- But instead... |
| 01:24:07 |
Ben, listen to me. |
| 01:24:12 |
Really? |
| 01:24:13 |
That feisty girl you've been |
| 01:24:16 |
I have missed you so bad |
| 01:24:22 |
I had forgotten |
| 01:24:26 |
The rest was easy. |
| 01:24:31 |
Putting on a wedding that was just canceled |
| 01:24:35 |
... but it was still easy, because finally |
| 01:24:41 |
And then, in the blink of an eye, |
| 01:24:45 |
Was it the wedding I'd always dreamed of? |
| 01:24:49 |
Not only did the O'Shaunesseys show up, |
| 01:24:54 |
The peonies I adored were, of course, |
| 01:25:00 |
The string quartet lost |
| 01:25:04 |
I think they were dating. |
| 01:25:05 |
So we had to go prerecorded. |
| 01:25:09 |
But looking out at everyone assembled, |
| 01:25:14 |
... weddings aren't about |
| 01:25:17 |
... they're about everyone else. |
| 01:25:19 |
Marriages are about the bride and groom. |
| 01:25:23 |
And when you're walking down the aisle, |
| 01:25:26 |
... because at that moment |
| 01:25:30 |
... the only thing that matters |
| 01:25:36 |
Ben Rosen, will you give yourself |
| 01:25:40 |
...to be her husband, to love her, |
| 01:25:46 |
...forsaking all others, to be faithful to her |
| 01:25:51 |
I will. |
| 01:25:52 |
Will you give yourself to Ben Rosen... |
| 01:25:54 |
...to be his wife, to love him, comfort him, |
| 01:25:59 |
...forsaking all others, to be faithful to him |
| 01:26:05 |
I will. |
| 01:26:16 |
May God bless you and keep you... |
| 01:26:18 |
- let no man put asunder. |
| 01:26:21 |
You may kiss the bride. |
| 01:26:35 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:26:42 |
Mr. And Mrs. Samantha |
| 01:27:21 |
The day was glorious. |
| 01:27:23 |
The rabbi and reverend |
| 01:27:26 |
And if Ben's waltz was, well, |
| 01:27:31 |
To me, that day, |
| 01:27:40 |
So was it the wedding |
| 01:27:44 |
No. |
| 01:27:45 |
It was better. |
| 01:28:05 |
- I love you. |
| 01:28:19 |
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