Cop Out

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00:01:04 PAUL:
00:01:07 Nine, Jim.
00:01:10 Nine we been main shit stains.
00:01:12 I know some dogs
00:01:14 You lucky if you get seven years out
00:01:17 But me and you
00:01:21 Happy anniversary, Jim.
00:01:27 - I don't celebrate anniversaries.
00:01:30 - I wanna see the expression on your face.
00:01:34 The expression you're gonna see
00:01:37 I hate anniversaries, Paul.
00:01:40 Animal.
00:01:44 How we gonna work this?
00:01:46 Same way we always do.
00:01:49 Oh, so you making decisions now?
00:01:51 I hope the whole 6-9
00:01:54 I'm gonna play the bad guy on this one.
00:01:57 - Doubtful.
00:01:58 Highly doubtful.
00:01:59 And you know why?
00:02:03 You just steal all the bullshit lines you hear
00:02:07 - And that's not acting.
00:02:11 - What?
00:02:13 It's French for,
00:02:15 - You wanna interrogate this guy?
00:02:17 Okay. Go in there, interrogate him
00:02:21 Find out who his supplier is
00:02:24 Yes. You act like this dude
00:02:27 You act like he's Godzilla and I'm Tokyo.
00:02:29 Watch and learn, Jimbo. I'm gonna show
00:02:37 Homage.
00:02:57 Unbelievable.
00:03:04 Homage.
00:03:11 - Whoa, what you doing?
00:03:13 No, no, no.
00:03:16 Cops think they can hold me.
00:03:20 - You in trouble, B?
00:03:22 - You...
00:03:25 Jesus Christ,
00:03:28 - Help me with these cuffs, dude.
00:03:31 I killed a cop for it.
00:03:33 ["KNIGHT RIDER" RINGTONE
00:03:38 And I took his goddamn phone.
00:03:42 You fuck me on this,
00:03:46 Because King Kong
00:03:50 - Who's this?
00:03:53 - Who's this?
00:03:55 You stay out of here!
00:03:56 Get the information, let's get out of here...
00:03:59 ...and go get something to eat.
00:04:01 - Or somebody's gonna die, bitch!
00:04:04 - Lf it bleeds, we can kill it!
00:04:10 Yes, they deserved to die,
00:04:13 - Hey, Paul.
00:04:16 You had me at "happy anniversary."
00:04:21 [CHUCKLES]
00:04:22 I got the death penalty in 12 systems.
00:04:24 - Star Wars?
00:04:27 - Schindler's List?
00:04:31 - But if he hit me, I'll kill him dead.
00:04:35 The Forbidden Zone was once a paradise.
00:04:37 I got no place else to go!
00:04:40 We're gonna need a bigger boat.
00:04:41 - Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
00:04:45 - Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
00:04:49 I'm not gonna shoot you, Frank.
00:04:52 [WHISPERING]
00:04:55 RAUL:
00:04:56 [IN NORMAL TONE]
00:04:59 - Bobby, look at this.
00:05:01 - Drugs.
00:05:04 You the motherfucker
00:05:08 - Oh, jeez!
00:05:12 Police!
00:05:13 Oh, no, I don't sell it, man!
00:05:16 - Give me some of that.
00:05:18 - Godzilla?
00:05:22 What we have here
00:05:25 You gonna spend the night in the box!
00:05:28 Frankly, Raul, I don't give a damn.
00:05:32 - And where is the Batman?
00:05:36 - Why'd you call back? They don't call back!
00:05:40 Nobody puts Baby in the corner!
00:05:44 You suck!
00:05:47 No, I swear, man.
00:05:49 I swear they drop the stuff off at my cell
00:05:53 - Then what?
00:05:56 - Who does the drop?
00:05:59 Diaz, all right? Juan Diaz. Juan Diaz.
00:06:03 PAUL: These are not the droids
00:06:05 Sit down. Sit down right here.
00:06:07 What the fuck?
00:06:10 You're gonna give us Juan Diaz,
00:06:13 When's your next delivery? Look at me.
00:06:16 I was supposed to meet him today, 1:00.
00:06:19 Congratulations.
00:06:22 - You just been had by White Lightning.
00:06:25 And Black Thunder!
00:06:28 A couple of dicks.
00:06:31 Time to go deep undercover, Jim.
00:06:33 PAUL: Free minutes. You can call your
00:06:37 Free cell phones here!
00:06:42 You should use me to call your mother.
00:06:44 Check it out! Check it out!
00:06:47 - Free cell phones.
00:06:50 No one's... I'm just bored here.
00:06:52 There ain't nothing happening.
00:06:56 JIMMY: Right now, while we're working?
00:06:59 I think something's happening.
00:07:02 Here comes our guy.
00:07:06 Want it? If I ain't got it,
00:07:08 So get it while the getting's good, get it?
00:07:11 Free minutes. You can call your
00:07:15 Check it out! Check them ou...
00:07:23 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:07:27 BlackBerry?
00:07:28 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:07:37 Go ahead. It's okay.
00:07:39 - He took the money, Jim.
00:07:41 ...you get that guy out of there
00:07:57 No, no, sorry, man. Chico, no!
00:08:02 Fuck!
00:08:07 [SCREAMING]
00:08:12 - Paul! Hey. Hey, hey, you all right?
00:08:19 You just shot at the wrong motherfucker,
00:08:28 All units, all units,
00:08:31 It's 10-34, shots fired. One man down.
00:08:33 Suspect, Hispanic male,
00:08:37 Undercover officer dressed like
00:08:43 Paul. Paul, where are you?
00:08:46 Stop in the name of the law.
00:08:49 MAN: You see the spokes I got on this?
00:08:53 - Kiss my ass, cell phone man.
00:08:57 Yo, yo.
00:08:59 Scooby, get his ass. Come on.
00:09:11 I got him. I got him.
00:09:15 Oh, shit.
00:09:20 Heel, fake-ass Cujo.
00:09:24 All right, I got him.
00:09:28 Bad dog. Get off... Bad dog.
00:09:49 Damn it.
00:09:52 Shoot a fucking gun up here?
00:09:56 - [MOUTHS] Fuck.
00:10:05 Fuck you doing firing a gun
00:10:14 Hey!
00:10:16 Fuck!
00:10:24 PAUL:
00:10:28 - Jimmy!
00:10:30 Jim.
00:10:32 I'm doing Lance fucking Armstrong over
00:10:36 MAN:
00:10:39 Monroe and Hodges.
00:10:41 You know, there's a right way
00:10:44 There's a wrong way of doing it.
00:10:45 Then there's a way
00:10:49 Thank you, captain.
00:10:51 ROMANS:
00:10:53 It just went south.
00:10:55 Right away.
00:10:57 The whole thing went south, Jack.
00:10:59 These new Mexican gangs,
00:11:03 - They shoot first and run second.
00:11:06 You kidding?
00:11:09 - We had to make a right-now move.
00:11:12 ...have been sitting on that neighborhood.
00:11:15 - Details never matter.
00:11:18 I've got waves
00:11:20 ...bringing shipments of dope
00:11:24 The Mexicans fly the dope to Canada
00:11:27 Because of the heightened security
00:11:30 Really?
00:11:33 - You looked confused about it.
00:11:35 That neighborhood is dead to me.
00:11:38 The good news, captain? We're fine.
00:11:40 The good news is you're suspended.
00:11:44 What? Suspended without pay?
00:11:47 - Dead informant, neighborhood shot up...
00:11:50 - I got you two burning a sting.
00:11:52 I got nitwit here being filmed beating
00:11:56 Nitwit here almost got his ass shot off.
00:11:59 - I needed the bike.
00:12:02 - Really? What, the YouTube?
00:12:04 - How many hits I get?
00:12:07 The chief of police and the deputy chief.
00:12:09 Your suspensions are effective
00:12:12 Jack. Jack, you remember Ava, right?
00:12:14 - My daughter, Ava? Right?
00:12:16 You came to her christening?
00:12:18 Guess what,
00:12:21 I'm counting on this money
00:12:23 - I don't care.
00:12:25 Do what you gotta do.
00:12:27 - Jack.
00:12:29 - Lf you're gonna make me beg, I'll beg.
00:12:32 You heard what I said, Jimmy.
00:12:40 Jesus Christ, Jack.
00:12:42 Nice. Nice.
00:12:48 - Captain, your heart, it's a icebox.
00:12:57 [GLASS SHATTERS]
00:12:58 - Should've ripped off that Gumby suit.
00:13:03 Since when is it possible for a man
00:13:07 - You are notthe Six Million Dollar Man.
00:13:10 It's gas on the right,
00:13:13 Who gets hit by a Geo Metro?
00:13:17 - Fuck you.
00:13:20 You.
00:13:23 - You guys are fantastic.
00:13:28 To destroy a whole month
00:13:32 ...takes genius-level stupid.
00:13:34 HUNSAKER:
00:13:36 ...when you start your
00:13:39 MANGOLD: Now, here's an idea.
00:13:41 [PHONE RINGING]
00:13:43 You make a call.
00:13:45 - Ever.
00:13:47 I gotta take this. Excuse me. Hello?
00:13:50 - Hey, Jimmy, what's up?
00:13:52 - It's me, Paul.
00:13:53 PAUL:
00:13:55 JIMMY:
00:13:57 You ever notice that Hunsaker smells like
00:14:02 You gotta see their wives, man.
00:14:03 Hunsaker, his wife got three teeth
00:14:07 - Oh!
00:14:10 They made a movie about these two.
00:14:11 - Kevin Costner and Robert De Niro.
00:14:14 - The Unfuckables.
00:14:17 I'm not gonna lie, I like the idea of Kevin
00:14:22 - [IMITATING DE NIRO] Little bit.
00:14:25 She said he's all foreskin.
00:14:26 - Hey.
00:14:28 I'd love to talk about these guys
00:14:31 - Cool stuff. Later.
00:14:35 I'm sorry, unrelated business.
00:15:00 You were right to kill that snitch.
00:15:04 And I'm glad you're okay.
00:15:14 You remember Sister Theresa
00:15:17 Yeah, she was way too fine to be a nun.
00:15:20 [IN SPANISH]
00:15:22 POH BOY:
00:15:25 Taught me how to throw
00:15:29 Those putos are late
00:15:34 Once that Mercedes
00:15:36 ...and I get that dead motherfucker's
00:15:40 ...we gonna expand our drug trade
00:15:43 Take it across the whole East Coast.
00:15:46 And after that...
00:15:50 ...we buying a farm team, Juan.
00:16:06 I'm sorry, Poh Boy.
00:16:09 Hector and Tapas stopped to get gas
00:16:12 And when they came out...
00:16:19 ...the Mercedes was stolen.
00:16:25 You told me to hire those guys.
00:16:31 You told me the car would be safe
00:16:35 [JULIO SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
00:16:37 I will deal with Tapas and Hector myself,
00:16:46 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:16:53 Bless me, Father...
00:16:55 ...for I'm about to sin.
00:16:59 [GUNSHOT]
00:17:00 [BODY THUDS]
00:17:02 PAUL:
00:17:04 JIMMY: No.
00:17:13 Shit.
00:17:15 I can't go in there
00:17:18 You don't have to.
00:17:23 It's my favorite gun, Jimmy.
00:17:26 Thanks, Paul.
00:17:29 - What are you doing with all these badges?
00:17:33 Uncle Paul!
00:17:34 [BOTH LAUGHING]
00:17:36 Hey, baby. What's up?
00:17:38 You're doing it, huh? You're doing it.
00:17:40 - Pam! Mama Bear. Looking good.
00:17:44 AVA: Hi, Daddy.
00:17:46 - You look good, girl.
00:17:48 - I don't know who you are. Getting married.
00:17:52 Oh, man, I can't believe it. I gotta go.
00:17:57 But I love you like the fat kid love cake.
00:18:00 If it comes to it, I got it. Okay?
00:18:02 PAUL: See you later.
00:18:04 - I love you.
00:18:06 Well, let's go.
00:18:11 - Hey. Things going well?
00:18:14 - You excited?
00:18:15 - Still getting married?
00:18:17 - Remember what we talked about. Okay?
00:18:20 ...like he always does.
00:18:22 - What's the name of the band?
00:18:26 They're a little edgy for the ceremony.
00:18:28 So we just need the deposit checks
00:18:33 - Let me see the list.
00:18:36 Yeah.
00:18:38 AVA: It's not much if you look
00:18:41 Cheap.
00:18:42 Jimmy, um...
00:18:44 ...I know 48,000 seems like a lot, but...
00:18:49 ...as dream weddings go,
00:18:52 And if you're okay with it...
00:18:54 ...l'd really love to do this for Ava.
00:18:57 Do what, exactly, Roy?
00:18:59 Pay for the wedding, Jimmy.
00:19:04 Well, that's generous.
00:19:09 - Would you guys give us a second?
00:19:11 - Jimmy.
00:19:12 - We hardly ever get to talk.
00:19:15 - Go get a drink at the bar.
00:19:17 Get your mom a drink.
00:19:20 - What are you drinking?
00:19:22 Rum? Nice.
00:19:23 - Rum on the rocks for your stepfather.
00:19:27 - And I'm just gonna have some water.
00:19:29 - You look beautiful. You really do.
00:19:34 You both look great.
00:19:44 You know I'm a cop, right?
00:19:47 That I work for the N.Y.P. D?
00:19:49 They give me a gun with bullets.
00:19:53 I gotta go out every day,
00:19:56 All kinds of bad guys:
00:19:58 Rapists, drug dealers, burglars.
00:20:03 But you know what the worst kind
00:20:07 It's somebody that would try to
00:20:11 ...in front of his own daughter.
00:20:13 His little girl.
00:20:22 - That it?
00:20:26 - It was good.
00:20:29 Listen, Jimmy.
00:20:31 She's not your daughter.
00:20:34 Well, that's why I said "like a daughter."
00:20:37 And it's my job...
00:20:39 ...to make sure she and Pam
00:20:43 I'm the second husband.
00:20:44 [LAUGHS]
00:20:46 And $50,000 for Ava's happiness...
00:20:49 ...that's nothing to me.
00:20:51 You know, that's a weekend in Vegas.
00:20:55 Now, if you can't afford
00:21:00 ...I will.
00:21:02 Because a deadbeat ex-husband...
00:21:06 ...who never had to pay any alimony...
00:21:09 ...you're welcome, by the way...
00:21:11 ...and can't pay
00:21:16 Ooh. To me? That's a bad guy.
00:21:24 So why don't you go ahead...
00:21:26 ...and keep your little promise
00:21:31 Take that gun of yours...
00:21:34 ...and shoot yourself, Serpico.
00:21:38 - Daddy? Can I talk to you?
00:21:41 Excuse me, Roy.
00:21:46 Prick.
00:21:47 I don't have to have the big wedding
00:21:50 We can just have something small
00:21:53 Oh, baby, come here.
00:21:56 You are gonna have the wedding
00:21:59 Big, all your friends, everybody.
00:22:03 Even your mom's gonna be happy.
00:22:05 Stop worrying, all right?
00:22:07 - Really?
00:22:09 - Are you sure?
00:22:10 Because I really want a big wedding.
00:22:12 You're gonna get a big wedding.
00:22:14 Gotta stop listening to this
00:22:16 - Is he looking at me right now?
00:22:18 Fuck him.
00:22:44 What the fuck?
00:22:49 What the...?
00:22:54 Mother...
00:23:19 Hey, Big Al, how you doing?
00:23:22 Listen, I gotta sell the Pafko.
00:23:26 See if you can find a buyer for me,
00:23:37 Good morning, Deborah.
00:23:40 Good morning, Paul.
00:23:51 Is this yours from last night?
00:23:53 You got me, Paul.
00:23:55 I was celebrating
00:24:01 I forgot.
00:24:03 Noodles every day, every hour of the day,
00:24:07 Don't change the subject.
00:24:08 Did you drink this bottle of champagne
00:24:11 No, I didn't. I had some help.
00:24:13 - Who?
00:24:15 - Henry?
00:24:16 - Our neighbor, next door?
00:24:20 How he get involved in our celebration?
00:24:22 Our celebration? You weren't even here.
00:24:32 I'm doing that thing again, right?
00:24:34 - Paul.
00:24:37 - And I get insecure.
00:24:39 I love you and I married you because
00:24:44 And I'm orally fixated.
00:24:46 That's going too far.
00:24:48 You have no need to be jealous
00:24:52 I'm yours. You have to believe that.
00:24:56 You know you got me open
00:24:59 - I don't know what that means.
00:25:06 I love you, booby. Give me some of that.
00:25:11 Hi.
00:25:15 Hi, Henry.
00:25:17 I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:25:41 You gonna be my eyes, little bear.
00:25:54 What's with the box?
00:25:56 Gotta sell the Pafko.
00:25:59 I heard that. I know that's right.
00:26:02 - I'm lying. What's a Pafko?
00:26:06 Baseball card?
00:26:08 - Jim, listen, if you need 20 bucks, I got...
00:26:12 I'm selling it
00:26:15 So how much is that thing worth?
00:26:18 JIMMY:
00:26:22 In 1952, when the Topps gum company
00:26:27 ...Andy Pafko was number one,
00:26:32 Kids would collect the cards, right?
00:26:34 Then they'd stack them up,
00:26:38 My pop...
00:26:40 ...never wrapped rubber bands
00:26:42 Loved Andy Pafko.
00:26:45 Always took good care of him.
00:26:48 About four or five years ago, they sold one
00:26:53 Eighty-three thousand grand?
00:26:56 Yeah. My daughter's wedding's gonna
00:27:00 You're about to come off like a fat rat
00:27:03 Yeah, that's if we get 80.
00:27:05 I'd rather chew my own arm off than to
00:27:08 ...stand up and take credit for it all.
00:27:23 I'm gonna stay out here
00:27:26 Oh, good.
00:27:36 Big Al.
00:27:38 Mr. Monroe.
00:27:40 - Is that it? Is that the Pafko?
00:27:42 Just got off the phone with a buyer
00:27:45 And I just have to appraise it.
00:27:48 - You're talking about the card, right?
00:27:52 I'm coming home to you. It's gonna be
00:27:56 Careful with the edge.
00:27:59 [GRUNTS]
00:28:02 - Open up the register. Open it.
00:28:05 Dave. You want me to grab the cards?
00:28:08 Put your mask back on.
00:28:10 DAVE: He's calling me Dave
00:28:13 Just grab anything that looks old.
00:28:19 Paul. Paul.
00:28:23 - Paul. Jesus.
00:28:27 You know, my daughter come out,
00:28:31 You know, running around the house
00:28:38 - This guy's got a gun.
00:28:42 I'm a cop.
00:28:46 [TASER BUZZES]
00:28:47 JIMMY: Ah!
00:28:49 Now, I need to see you.
00:28:54 I'll start everything right now, you know?
00:28:57 Hey!
00:28:59 - Hey!
00:29:02 MANGOLD:
00:29:03 ...we are the police. We're here to help.
00:29:06 Now, you've been the victim of a crime,
00:29:09 I don't have time for this shit.
00:29:11 Whoa. Whoa, guy.
00:29:13 Based on the emotional state, how should
00:29:19 We get him a psych evaluation.
00:29:22 ...just to make sure you're okay.
00:29:24 HUNSAKER:
00:29:26 ...how long, actually, have you been a...
00:29:30 ...hobbyist?
00:29:32 MANGOLD: Now, were there
00:29:41 Nope.
00:29:43 PAUL: Okay, seven robberies,
00:29:46 All in Queens, five in Far Rockaway.
00:29:48 It just got me to thinking
00:29:51 ...got his tattoo from a local parlor
00:29:55 Now, here comes the genius.
00:30:00 This is the stuff my mother used
00:30:02 "My son is a genius.
00:30:06 I called all the local parlors,
00:30:11 ...and I think I got one guy that says
00:30:15 ...a wiener dog surfer tattoo
00:30:19 Ah! What the fuck, man?
00:30:21 It's a cartoon dog surfing on his forearm.
00:30:24 Why don't you tell my partner
00:30:27 ...before he draws two unicorns
00:30:29 - Give it up.
00:30:31 Says he's gonna pay
00:30:34 He's been casing one on the beach.
00:30:36 That's all I know, man. That's all I know.
00:30:38 PAUL: It just keeps ringing and ringing and
00:30:42 JIMMY:
00:30:43 PAUL: Four fifteen in the morning
00:30:46 Ask any cop, his wife is sleeping
00:30:50 ...just in case something happens.
00:30:53 I am not doing this shit again.
00:30:56 Jesus.
00:31:01 - Who's this Henry guy?
00:31:08 Every morning when Debbie
00:31:11 ...this Henry guy
00:31:14 "Oh, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie,
00:31:18 How about you come over.
00:31:20 Really? He's working all night?"
00:31:29 "Why don't you come over around 11.
00:31:33 While he's putting his life on the line,
00:31:45 - Dickey-do?
00:31:50 - Know what? I'm calling Debbie.
00:31:54 - Give it back, Jim. Give me my phone.
00:31:57 Sick of this paranoid,
00:32:00 - It's driving me fucking crazy.
00:32:03 If you're not gonna call,
00:32:06 - Give me my phone, Jim.
00:32:09 Get off. I swear to God...
00:32:10 - You better get off of me.
00:32:12 - Give me my phone.
00:32:14 Get your head... What, you happy now?
00:32:17 Jesus Christ. You're a fucking child.
00:32:23 Oh, man.
00:32:25 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:27 PAUL: What? What's going on?
00:32:33 - Unbelievable.
00:32:35 They're on the roof.
00:32:45 PAUL:
00:32:48 It's a French martial art
00:32:51 What are you, Wikipedia?
00:32:54 - Got sand in the binoculars.
00:32:58 JIMMY:
00:33:03 - Oh, man.
00:33:05 JIMMY: Are you kidding me?
00:33:08 He's taking a shit in the house.
00:33:14 Oh, shit. He's taking a shit in the house.
00:33:17 What kind of guy takes a shit
00:33:20 I don't know. What kind of guy takes a
00:33:24 I'm not shitting nowhere
00:33:27 I will pinch it in my ass for hours
00:33:30 But when I let it go, here, she blows.
00:33:32 Here, she blows.
00:33:36 I set records with my shit turds.
00:33:39 I move my bowels all over my toilet.
00:33:41 All over my bathroom,
00:33:44 I shit so hard sometimes...
00:33:46 ...people next door be like,
00:34:00 JIMMY:
00:34:02 PAUL: What?
00:34:03 Somebody's coming home. Come on.
00:34:06 LAURA: "All your base are belong to us"?
00:34:09 These Japanese guys made a video game.
00:34:13 - That is really, really weird.
00:34:16 - What?
00:34:19 What's going on?
00:34:21 I'm Detective Hodges,
00:34:23 - Somebody broke into your house.
00:34:26 He's in there. What we need
00:34:29 ...go across the street to your neighbor's,
00:34:33 I'm not going anywhere. I'm gonna go
00:34:37 Whoa, ma'am. I need you to put
00:34:41 No. F that. I'm not going anywhere.
00:34:43 I'm telling you, somebody's stealing
00:34:46 - You gonna smoke somebody, Mom?
00:34:49 - Ma'am, just please, put the gun down.
00:34:53 Lady. Put the F'ing gun down
00:34:56 ...take your son across the F'ing
00:34:59 ...and stay there until we come
00:35:02 Jesus C.
00:35:05 You better not screw up any of
00:35:50 PAUL:
00:35:53 [GRUNTS]
00:35:59 Shit.
00:36:08 Did you just fall down the stairs?
00:36:12 - No.
00:36:14 - He rubbing my titty.
00:36:17 - I don't mean to. It's just nervous energy.
00:36:20 Just tell Debbie that I love her.
00:36:22 - Who's Debbie?
00:36:24 - Take your hand off his breast.
00:36:26 [SCREAMING]
00:36:28 Let him go, or the next one
00:36:34 - Drop the gun on the floor.
00:36:36 It's brand-new zebrawood, asshole.
00:36:42 Give it to me.
00:36:47 Here. Fucking pussies.
00:36:49 Motherfuckers.
00:36:52 Pigs.
00:36:58 MAN:
00:37:01 We can get the car back, man.
00:37:02 [MAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
00:37:03 Shh.
00:37:06 Juan.
00:37:12 The contents of the Mercedes
00:37:16 [GUNSHOT]
00:37:18 Five grand to anyone
00:37:21 [GUNSHOT]
00:37:23 DAVE: Wow, man. Holy shit.
00:37:27 That girl almost blew my head off.
00:37:30 That was crazy. Crazy.
00:37:32 You were there. That happened.
00:37:35 Shut up. I'm on the phone.
00:37:37 All right. I'll be quiet. Hey.
00:37:39 I'm craving cheese right now.
00:37:43 Hey, turd burglar, all I wanna hear
00:37:47 Where my partner's gun is.
00:37:48 - Your what?
00:37:50 Why you talking to me
00:37:53 Holy shit. Dude,
00:37:57 Man. Hey, did you shit your pants
00:38:00 Because I Tasered myself, like, five times
00:38:04 I had a little turtle head. It was like:
00:38:06 Like that, man.
00:38:10 - Machine again.
00:38:13 - Six o'clock. She's probably asleep.
00:38:17 ...and she doesn't wanna
00:38:19 Dude, just sit the fuck back there
00:38:22 Hey, you shut up.
00:38:25 Oh, psych. I already got it.
00:38:28 You keep obsessing about this thing,
00:38:31 I know, I know.
00:38:34 Maybe your wife suffers
00:38:38 - What's CCD?
00:38:41 It's where they crave the cock.
00:38:48 She's probably
00:38:54 - Double penetration.
00:38:58 He said "double penetration."
00:39:00 - Shut up.
00:39:02 - I'll shoot you in the face.
00:39:05 What? Shut the f... Shut up.
00:39:08 - Just shut up.
00:39:09 PAUL:
00:39:10 Stop repeating...
00:39:12 Shut up, man.
00:39:14 Shut up.
00:39:16 Jim, do you see what he's doing?
00:39:18 - He's trying to live here rent-free.
00:39:21 - Shut up.
00:39:23 - Just shut up.
00:39:25 Man, don't be saying what I say.
00:39:26 - Shut your mouth.
00:39:28 - Not a peep.
00:39:30 - Duck season.
00:39:31 - Come on.
00:39:33 - Come on, Jim.
00:39:37 Let's all calm down here.
00:39:39 You're angry, you're tired. I'm going to jail
00:39:48 Knock, knock.
00:39:50 Jim, don't do it.
00:39:52 Don't do it.
00:39:53 - Lf you value our partnership, don't do it.
00:39:56 - Been putting it in together for nine years.
00:39:59 - Don't do it, Jim.
00:40:00 - Jim, don't do it, Jim.
00:40:02 Who's there?
00:40:03 - Why'd you do it, Jim? Why?
00:40:06 Why? To humiliate me?
00:40:08 - Orange.
00:40:16 No. No. Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
00:40:19 No. No.
00:40:21 No, no, no.
00:40:24 Hell, no.
00:40:25 No. No.
00:40:27 I refu... No. No.
00:40:33 Orange who, damn it?
00:40:36 Orange you pissed your wife's taking it
00:40:39 I'm gonna kill you, mother...
00:40:44 JIMMY: You're gonna tell us
00:40:46 PAUL: And where my gun is.
00:40:52 PAUL:
00:40:55 Get out,
00:40:58 Witty-bitty bing-bong ass
00:41:02 DAVE: Ow!
00:41:04 ...l'll shoot you in the ass.
00:41:06 This is police brutality.
00:41:08 Not yet.
00:41:10 [JIMMY LAUGHS]
00:41:13 - What are you doing?
00:41:17 - Tell me where my baseball card is.
00:41:22 Your baseball card, it's...
00:41:25 It's in Paul's wife's pussy.
00:41:32 - Let's get him, Jim.
00:41:34 - Been nice knowing you.
00:41:37 DAVE: You run your mouth too much.
00:41:43 What's the fastest
00:41:45 I don't know,
00:41:47 Hang on.
00:41:49 DAVE:
00:41:51 [DAVE YELLING]
00:41:59 Shit. Oh, my dick, my balls!
00:42:03 Oh, Mommy.
00:42:12 What a rush.
00:42:14 You guys are fun, man.
00:42:16 You wanna go on the Cyclone next?
00:42:19 I'm kidding. I'm putting on a brave face.
00:42:24 I sold your gun and card
00:42:29 ...and some mescaline
00:42:32 You sold my baseball card for drugs?
00:42:35 - Yes.
00:42:37 - I don't know. I don't know his name.
00:42:41 How you think he gonna
00:42:43 Not good. Let's take him for a drag.
00:42:45 No, no, no. I don't know him. Okay?
00:42:48 He's like el fantasma.
00:42:51 Give me his name.
00:42:52 Okay, come on, guys.
00:42:55 - He uses different kids every time...
00:42:57 Nice.
00:43:00 Poh Boy.
00:43:01 He goes by the name Poh Boy.
00:43:11 Hey, fellas. Beautiful day, huh?
00:43:14 Believe this shit?
00:43:18 You come straight out of a comic book.
00:43:20 Somebody didn't get enough love
00:43:23 This'll make you feel warm and fuzzy.
00:43:24 I ain't some kid you're gonna
00:43:28 - Wow, you saw that?
00:43:31 You know how many hits I got?
00:43:34 That many hits.
00:43:38 ...you gonna make me get
00:43:41 [IN SPANISH]
00:43:43 We wanna know where Poh Boy is.
00:43:45 [IN ENGLISH]
00:43:49 - Who?
00:43:52 [IN SPANISH]
00:43:57 - He's French.
00:44:00 Well, Pierre, fee-fee, foo-foo,
00:44:03 Dijon mustard, motherfucker.
00:44:04 We going in. Come on.
00:44:13 PAUL:
00:44:22 Oh, he got your card.
00:44:26 You guys like my diamond vault, right?
00:44:30 And baseball is played
00:44:34 So who was it
00:44:38 Your mom or your dad?
00:44:40 How can I be of service to you, officers?
00:44:43 I want my baseball card.
00:44:45 - What card might that be?
00:44:47 And don't you raise your voice
00:44:54 Because if such a card exists, then...
00:44:57 ...you know,
00:44:59 - So you do have it.
00:45:02 What if someone did?
00:45:05 Are we still playing what-ifs?
00:45:08 All right, what if you had to
00:45:12 What if we arrest your ass?
00:45:14 What if your house caught on fire?
00:45:16 What if your Andy Pafko card...
00:45:20 ...accidentally falls
00:45:26 I think I just had the scariest
00:45:30 What kind of deal you talking about?
00:45:33 Deal. Man. Let's call it a favor.
00:45:39 - Nothing illegal.
00:45:42 No, someone stole my vehicle, officer.
00:45:46 This car has tremendous
00:45:51 All I want is for you to do
00:45:56 ...and find my fucking car.
00:45:59 - So the car for the card.
00:46:03 ...then perhaps Señor Pafko makes his
00:46:09 - And safe at home.
00:46:13 Give us the card, or I'm gonna go
00:46:18 Watch this, man. Boys.
00:46:27 You like that?
00:46:31 So shoot. Go ahead.
00:46:45 JIMMY:
00:46:47 ...what kind of car are we talking about?
00:46:52 POH BOY:
00:46:55 JUAN [IN SPANISH]:
00:47:03 Calculated risk, baby brother.
00:47:07 So you follow them.
00:47:09 PAUL:
00:47:11 ...is the only non-human primate
00:47:15 JIMMY: Where do you find the time
00:47:17 I'm with you 25 hours a day.
00:47:21 I have to feed this.
00:47:24 Well, you're a compendium
00:47:28 Well, I don't wanna look at reality TV
00:47:32 I fucking hate reality TV.
00:47:36 And I like to see chimpanzees
00:47:41 You got a point.
00:47:43 [CAR ALARM BEEPING]
00:47:45 Here we go.
00:47:53 So this guy's the biggest car thief
00:47:56 Let's be careful.
00:48:11 You just scratched my ride.
00:48:13 - What the hell are you doing, Tommy?
00:48:16 - Get out the car.
00:48:18 - No, because you're 10.
00:48:20 PAUL: Get out.
00:48:22 Get out of the car,
00:48:25 Fuck.
00:48:29 We need to know about the Mercedes
00:48:33 ...in the back of the mini-mart.
00:48:35 I ain't telling you shit.
00:48:39 [JIMMY LAUGHS]
00:48:40 Fuck you too,
00:48:43 You are an angry young man.
00:48:45 - Messing with my business, bitch.
00:48:48 - Your mama's.
00:48:49 - What?
00:48:52 - You can't do anything to me.
00:48:56 - I'm not telling you nothing.
00:48:58 [GRUNTS]
00:49:01 Motherfucker.
00:49:03 I told you be careful.
00:49:04 [TOMMY LAUGHS, THEN GRUNTS]
00:49:08 Paul, did you just punch a little child?
00:49:12 There's things you don't know about me.
00:49:17 Come on. Let's go.
00:49:19 - Sick of this. Let's go.
00:49:22 - Fuck you.
00:49:24 JIMMY:
00:49:26 ...I should take you home
00:49:30 - No. She'll beat my ass.
00:49:33 It wasn't me. But I know the guys
00:49:39 - You all right?
00:49:41 JIMMY: Give me the name.
00:49:44 He's Russian. I can get you the address.
00:49:49 Get that address.
00:49:52 I'm 11 and I got a better phone
00:49:55 Broke-ass bitch. Yo.
00:50:00 Whoa. Tongues are cut out.
00:50:04 HUNSAKER: Yeah, that's a big thing
00:50:06 They like to remove the tongues
00:50:09 ...to Jesus in the afterlife.
00:50:12 So, what are these boys?
00:50:16 Rudels. That makes them
00:50:20 Intricate stitching, higher heel,
00:50:25 - In this case, goddamn it, sea turtle.
00:50:33 I know boots.
00:50:36 MANGOLD: Those are great.
00:50:38 MANGOLD:
00:50:40 - No, sir. These boots would wear you.
00:50:45 Let me ask you a question, cop-to-cop.
00:50:47 What size do you think those are?
00:50:51 You might wanna...
00:50:54 [SPITS]
00:50:55 Never wear a dead man's boots.
00:50:57 That is a world of bad luck
00:51:00 Sorry. And thank you.
00:51:04 So, maybe we should find out what got
00:51:09 HUNSAKER:
00:51:10 PAUL: Still don't understand how he got
00:51:14 JIMMY: He just puts a little chicken feed on
00:51:18 ...so he can play a song.
00:51:20 - It's not that complicated.
00:51:23 No, you're not. You fucked up
00:51:26 Bullshit. I was totally believable.
00:51:28 [IN SPANISH]
00:51:29 PAUL: I've been working on my acting.
00:51:32 PAUL:
00:51:33 - I'm playing the bad guy.
00:51:35 No. You ain't.
00:51:40 Jimmy, you sucker-punching
00:51:45 What are you doing?
00:51:48 Hey, are you a lawyer?
00:51:51 Get over here!
00:51:52 - You, come here.
00:51:54 Take her, please. Take her.
00:51:56 No. She's more valuable.
00:52:00 - Drop the gun.
00:52:02 - I am a hostage negotiator. I'm a police.
00:52:05 Please, citizens,
00:52:08 - Not a step further, copper.
00:52:11 Easy.
00:52:13 - Easy.
00:52:15 - We don't wanna... Easy.
00:52:17 - Shut up.
00:52:20 I killed 11 people today.
00:52:23 Eleven people? I am an attorney,
00:52:27 Don't hurt nobody. We don't wanna
00:52:30 - Where's the car keys?
00:52:32 Right. I need the car.
00:52:34 - Easy, easy, easy.
00:52:38 Go get the car keys!
00:52:39 I'm your friend. Listen. I'm your friend.
00:52:42 - You are in direct violation of code five.
00:52:45 I'm doing Robocop.
00:52:48 - Would you come on.
00:52:50 JIMMY: Outside. Outside.
00:52:52 You're a terrible police officer.
00:52:55 - Where's your car?
00:52:59 - All right. I'm taking the dame with me.
00:53:05 Take me, man. Take my gun.
00:53:08 I feel your pain, bro. Me. I feel your pain.
00:53:14 - All right. I'm taking the cop with me.
00:53:22 [JIMMY LAUGHS]
00:53:24 That is what I'm talking about.
00:53:27 - Totally in character, totally believable.
00:53:31 Eleven people? You killed 11 people today?
00:53:35 I was in the moment...
00:53:36 ...and the moment said smack you.
00:53:42 Jesus Christ!
00:53:47 - Who the fuck are these guys?
00:53:53 What the...?
00:54:02 Oh, the hell with this shit!
00:54:16 What the...?
00:54:28 A goddamn cemetery?
00:54:35 All we gotta do now
00:54:39 ...and we can hop in a fucking grave.
00:54:43 JIMMY:
00:54:47 - Let them have it, baby.
00:54:49 Now's a good time to do something.
00:55:12 Yeah.
00:55:43 PAUL: This is a pretty goddamn popular car.
00:55:51 [THUDDING]
00:56:01 PAUL:
00:56:03 [MUFFLED SCREAMING]
00:56:04 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
00:56:07 [IN SPANISH]
00:56:08 PAUL:
00:56:16 Hold on.
00:56:17 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
00:56:18 Look. Police. Paul. Police.
00:56:21 - Paul. "Jimmy."
00:56:25 Gabriela.
00:56:28 Grabiela?
00:56:30 Gabriela.
00:56:31 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:56:38 Let's just get her to a washroom.
00:56:41 GABRIELA:
00:56:42 JIMMY: It's gonna be okay.
00:56:45 JUNIOR [IN SPANISH]:
00:56:47 [JUNIOR WHIMPERING]
00:56:58 You lose the Mercedes.
00:57:02 You lose the girl.
00:57:06 And you get Juan killed.
00:57:14 What?
00:57:16 Five grand's not enough, man?
00:57:20 Fucking 20 Gs.
00:57:23 Those putos go anywhere
00:57:26 ...man, I wanna know.
00:57:28 I'll take a order of spicy carrots
00:57:32 What? How's me eating gonna hurt?
00:57:35 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
00:57:37 Chimichinga with shredded beef.
00:57:38 No food, Manuel. I need your help
00:57:42 Of course, Jimmy.
00:57:43 - Spicy food.
00:57:52 Listen, Manuel...
00:57:53 Manuel, this is Gabriolo.
00:57:57 And she's in trouble.
00:57:59 We need you to interpret her story
00:58:02 But we need to know
00:58:04 Okay. All right.
00:58:06 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
00:58:27 She's really scared.
00:59:13 We need to talk
00:59:15 - All right.
00:59:23 HUNSAKER:
00:59:24 MANGOLD: Got something.
00:59:27 I am about to seriously blow you...
00:59:30 ...away.
00:59:33 All right. Bye.
00:59:35 - I'm sorry, you were saying something.
00:59:38 Uh-huh.
00:59:40 Now, from the gun
00:59:44 - Now, that gun.
00:59:46 - This gun...
00:59:49 It's in a bag.
00:59:52 ...than Detective Paul...
00:59:53 Damn. How did you know?
00:59:56 Look what I have,
01:00:02 Okay. Gabriela was the mistress
01:00:07 - The one who got killed?
01:00:10 ...and they tried to kill her in her home.
01:00:13 They killed her sister.
01:00:15 Her brother, he paid a man
01:00:17 When she was going across,
01:00:20 Some men put her in a plane.
01:00:22 Then they put her in the trunk in a car
01:00:25 And you know the rest.
01:00:34 I'll be right back.
01:00:36 JIMMY:
01:00:53 So my daughter's getting married.
01:00:56 It's a guy named Ronald.
01:00:59 He's nice to her,
01:01:08 When my daughter was born, the first thing
01:01:13 ...she winked at me.
01:01:16 A little infant doing that?
01:01:18 She was trying to tell me
01:01:21 Always made it easy for me.
01:01:24 Always made it easy. Easy-going kid.
01:01:27 Really...
01:01:34 I just want her to be happy, that's all.
01:01:39 Her mother thinks I'm a jerk-off.
01:01:45 That's why I gotta get this card back.
01:01:48 You know, I just gotta...
01:01:50 One time, I gotta do the right thing...
01:01:55 ...and give my daughter this wedding
01:01:58 And then I won't look like such a jerk.
01:02:04 You know what I mean?
01:02:08 Jimmy.
01:02:15 Okay.
01:02:28 JIMMY:
01:02:29 This is the hidden nanny cam
01:02:32 And I can't watch what's on here
01:02:41 No.
01:02:42 No fucking way.
01:02:44 - Come on, Jimmy.
01:02:48 You are insane, Paul.
01:02:51 You have a wife in that house
01:02:54 And you put a camera in her bedroom.
01:02:59 But I'll tell you something right now,
01:03:05 No.
01:03:07 - Please?
01:03:13 Please?
01:03:18 Don't show me the bear.
01:03:23 Hey, honey.
01:03:26 - You don't even know what she said.
01:03:30 You know what she said?
01:03:32 She said, "Please, Jimbo.
01:03:36 Please look at what's on there,
01:03:38 My master's hurting so bad in his heart.
01:03:43 - Please?"
01:03:51 You are insane.
01:03:52 I'm gonna regret this, I know it.
01:04:13 - There's nothing on here.
01:04:16 - Yes. Yes, you mother...
01:04:19 Take your bear, take your bear.
01:04:22 - Can we go now?
01:04:23 PAUL:
01:04:28 That was my guy at the FBI.
01:04:30 He says he can help,
01:04:33 So until then,
01:04:35 So I guess I just
01:04:38 - Jimmy, forget about the card for now.
01:04:41 You know I want Ava to have the wedding
01:04:45 ...my focus is on keeping Gabriela alive.
01:04:48 Not when every word coming out of your
01:04:52 [PHONE RINGING]
01:04:55 Jimmy, we're not done yet.
01:04:59 - Yeah.
01:05:01 - It's Barry Mangold. I'm here too, brother.
01:05:05 HUNSAKER: Listen, we found a gun
01:05:08 Way to go, Sherlocks.
01:05:10 It's registered to your partner.
01:05:14 Meet us at the Ladder in 20 minutes.
01:05:18 Yeah.
01:05:20 All right.
01:05:31 Going after the card, aren't you?
01:05:32 - I'm not gonna do this with you now, Paul.
01:05:35 Ava will be just as happy
01:05:39 - Just stay here and watch the girl.
01:05:43 I'm not gonna let you
01:05:46 You stay here or you stay away.
01:05:52 - Don't know what you're talking about, Paul.
01:06:06 - He came.
01:06:09 Up past your bedtime, huh, Mangold?
01:06:12 - Zing.
01:06:17 We need your help on something.
01:06:19 I need to know if you're aware...
01:06:21 ...that your partner's piece
01:06:30 He's playing coy.
01:06:33 Paul's gun was found...
01:06:36 ...in the dead hand of one Juan Diaz.
01:06:39 Juan was the shooter from
01:06:44 - Got himself an older brother.
01:06:47 Which is fun to say.
01:06:48 His name is Poh Boy and
01:06:53 MANGOLD:
01:06:56 Including cops.
01:06:58 Just wanna know if you're aware
01:07:01 ...that your partner has gotten you into.
01:07:04 Help us help you.
01:07:13 You guys are just out here
01:07:17 Got your guns, your badges...
01:07:22 ...your cute little boots.
01:07:24 But really you don't have any idea
01:07:27 If you ever try to play me
01:07:33 You first.
01:07:37 You should know better.
01:07:53 [PAUL SNORING]
01:08:06 Hi.
01:08:08 [IN ENGLISH]
01:08:11 I think I should tell you something.
01:08:14 This is real nice,
01:08:19 See, I'm married. And I love her.
01:08:25 [IN SPANISH]
01:08:27 I have feelings for you too.
01:08:30 Not that I don't want anything
01:08:33 I think you're beautiful and sexy.
01:08:36 And you probably even got a bit of a nasty
01:08:41 [IN ENGLISH]
01:08:42 Yeah. But nothing is gonna happen.
01:08:44 [IN SPANISH]
01:08:45 I hope you can respect that.
01:08:55 Hey. Hey, wait a minute. What? What?
01:08:57 I didn't mean anything about the whole
01:09:05 No, I can't get in the shower with you.
01:09:14 You're getting in the shower.
01:09:21 [IN ENGLISH]
01:09:31 [IN SPANISH]
01:09:37 [SHOWER RUNNING]
01:09:40 [IN ENGLISH]
01:09:43 You just a bear. Shut the fuck up.
01:10:11 No.
01:10:13 No. No, Debbie, no.
01:10:16 No, Debbie, no.
01:10:21 JIMMY:
01:10:23 Diaz. D-l-A...
01:10:27 Yeah, okay. That's for you, Ali.
01:10:29 Okay, thank you.
01:10:31 Thanks, buddy. Be safe.
01:10:34 Hello? Hello?
01:10:35 Hey, hello? Yeah?
01:10:40 Hi, I'm calling about the Diaz funeral.
01:10:43 Yes, Juan Diaz. That's right, Juan Diaz.
01:10:49 What time is that? What time is that?
01:10:52 Okay, 2:30, thank you. Thank you.
01:10:55 I'm so sorry I woke you up.
01:11:01 Ali, I'll see you. Stay out of trouble.
01:11:13 It's just me. Where's the girl?
01:11:17 She's in the shower.
01:11:19 Have you been crying?
01:11:22 I saw the nanny cam.
01:11:27 JIMMY:
01:11:30 I couldn't let you look at it, that's all.
01:11:33 I've been where you are.
01:11:37 Roy?
01:11:38 Yeah.
01:11:41 Come here, man.
01:11:43 - Look like you need a hug.
01:11:47 - It's just that I'm vulnerable.
01:11:50 I don't know. Does this mean
01:11:54 What are you, in the fifth grade?
01:11:57 How long's she been in here?
01:12:02 Gabriela, just put a towel on, okay?
01:12:08 Oh, man. What the fuck?
01:12:13 - I'm supposed to be holding her hand?
01:12:17 You didn't hear that?
01:12:20 No. No.
01:12:24 Here, you speak Spanish.
01:12:25 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
01:12:32 - I know what peligro means.
01:12:34 It's Puerto Rican for penguin.
01:12:36 What? We got...
01:12:40 Whoa.
01:12:44 That's something...
01:12:45 ...that you put in a computer.
01:12:47 JIMMY: That banger that got killed in the
01:12:52 - Poh Boy's little brother.
01:12:54 So Mangold and Hunsaker
01:12:57 They think I'm a dirty cop because the shit
01:13:05 JIMMY:
01:13:10 Police. We need to use your computer.
01:13:12 Well, I don't know.
01:13:15 ...and for something like that,
01:13:18 ...and get an okay from the general manager
01:13:21 Translate this, put your GED to work, okay?
01:13:25 - What do you do?
01:13:28 She's an hourly housekeeper.
01:13:32 - Hey, Jim, check this out.
01:13:34 Now I know I'm not bugging.
01:13:36 Looks like her boyfriend's bank accounts
01:13:39 This could make Poh Boy
01:13:42 Boom, bam, boom.
01:13:43 Seven hundred and fifty million dollars.
01:13:48 PAUL: Know what I'm thinking?
01:13:51 - He wanted this flash drive.
01:13:53 She's very afraid for you. The note says:
01:13:57 "I have put you in danger.
01:14:02 Thank you for your help.
01:14:07 I think she's talking...
01:14:09 ...to you.
01:14:11 JIMMY:
01:14:13 We got one hour
01:14:16 ...to break into his house and get my card.
01:14:20 DAVE: You're not very chatty, Darnell.
01:14:24 [TOILET FLUSHES]
01:14:25 I'm just, like,
01:14:29 Hey.
01:14:31 Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF,
01:14:34 Look, man. Can't you see
01:14:38 - Can't you see I'm trying to reach...?
01:14:41 Hey, guard. You know?
01:14:42 - Guard.
01:14:45 - Back the f...
01:14:47 - Hey...
01:14:49 You fucking with me?
01:14:51 Are you fucking...?
01:14:53 Back the fuck up, l...
01:14:55 I will jump on the other side and...
01:14:58 You trying to...?
01:15:01 Oh, yeah. This motherfucker.
01:15:03 Yeah. That's, like, one of the things
01:15:06 I like to play the oboe too.
01:15:08 That's a couple fun facts about me.
01:15:11 Talk to me. Tell me. I wanna know you.
01:15:15 Come on, man.
01:15:18 What's your vibe? What do you do?
01:15:22 I wanna know about you.
01:15:24 Like, I wanna know your thing,
01:15:27 What's up with you? Tell me.
01:15:32 - I knit sweaters.
01:15:35 - No way.
01:15:38 - Come on.
01:15:40 - No, you can't.
01:15:43 - No, you can't.
01:15:44 - No, you can't.
01:15:46 I could knit the fuck
01:15:50 Hey, nutjob.
01:15:52 Someone just paid your bail.
01:15:53 - Yeah?
01:15:55 Poopsie. The window you're gonna break in
01:15:59 Yeah, second-story window. No problem.
01:16:02 We're only gonna have about 30 to 40
01:16:05 I need you to get in there and get up to the
01:16:09 Probably where he keeps the card.
01:16:11 It's gonna be easier
01:16:16 Ass to mouth.
01:16:19 He said ass to mouth.
01:16:20 Yo, that shit's not funny, man.
01:16:24 - His wife really is cheating on him.
01:16:29 - No.
01:16:31 No.
01:16:33 No. Why are women like that?
01:16:37 Oh! I feel terrible now.
01:16:39 How are you gonna deal with this,
01:16:44 I don't know. I'm not sure.
01:16:48 Hey.
01:16:50 Don't you give up on love, Paul,
01:16:53 - Don't you give up on love. Okay?
01:16:56 - Don't give up.
01:16:58 - Because love inspires. You know?
01:17:01 - And you're full of love. You'll be fine.
01:17:03 - Full of it.
01:17:05 - Got a whole bag of it. Yeah.
01:17:09 Yeah, you know something, man? David?
01:17:13 What you just said to me moved me, man.
01:17:16 - You know where I came up with that?
01:17:18 - When I was doing the thing that I love.
01:17:22 - Jim, come on.
01:17:24 When I was watching sunsets
01:17:26 It's my favorite thing.
01:17:30 - I love sunsets.
01:17:31 - Yes, I do.
01:17:33 - Wanna come with sometime? Seriously?
01:17:35 Hey, hey, hey. Sit back.
01:17:40 Hey.
01:17:42 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
01:17:44 [PAUL LAUGHING]
01:17:48 What?
01:17:51 - What?
01:17:53 - Right? Right?
01:18:05 Off you go.
01:18:18 [WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]
01:18:19 [PAUL LAUGHING]
01:18:20 More secrets.
01:18:25 - Is he gonna do more of that parkour stuff?
01:18:33 - My man. Told you. You saw that?
01:18:36 Oh, shit.
01:18:38 [THUDS]
01:18:39 No!
01:18:42 My card.
01:18:51 PAUL: Oh, shit. He ain't moving.
01:18:54 I'm not hopping in there
01:18:56 - You're not gonna help?
01:18:59 He was your friend.
01:19:01 But that don't mean
01:19:03 JIMMY:
01:19:11 - I can't feel a pulse.
01:19:13 - Yes, I'm doing it right. He must be dead.
01:19:17 - Goddamn it. I was counting on this kid.
01:19:21 What are we gonna do with him?
01:19:25 - Let's just throw him in a Dumpster.
01:19:28 He's not a piece of trash that you just
01:19:32 - Be right back.
01:19:35 - To get my card.
01:19:37 We gotta get out of here before these
01:19:40 ...and we still gotta find Gabriela.
01:19:42 We got 20 minutes.
01:19:45 Boost? With all due respect, Jimmy,
01:19:49 JIMMY:
01:19:51 PAUL: What?
01:19:53 Just stand still, all right?
01:19:55 Don't step on my head!
01:20:04 Ta-da!
01:20:06 Ta-da, my ass. You better get that card and
01:20:10 [CARTEL DE SANTA'S "VATO SENCILLO"
01:20:13 [PHONE RINGS]
01:20:16 Talk.
01:20:20 [IN SPANISH]
01:20:27 [IN ENGLISH]
01:20:30 She was hiding at her uncle's house.
01:20:33 [IN SPANISH]
01:20:57 DEBBIE [ON VIDEO]:
01:20:59 [DEBBIE AND MAN LAUGHING]
01:21:00 MAN:
01:21:01 DEBBIE: I'm gonna get a rubber.
01:21:06 Hi, Paul.
01:21:08 I found your little camera.
01:21:12 Is this what you wanted?
01:21:14 Hi. How are you?
01:21:16 That's her gay cousin.
01:21:18 Fuck you, Paul.
01:21:21 Trust her, buster.
01:21:22 That's her gay cousin.
01:21:24 - All I do is sit here and worry about you.
01:21:26 And this is what you do? I love you.
01:21:28 That is her gay cousin!
01:21:31 Yes. That's her gay cousin.
01:21:34 That's her gay cousin.
01:22:05 [IN SPANISH]
01:22:14 GABRIELA [IN SPANISH]:
01:22:20 Fuck.
01:22:23 [PHONE RINGS]
01:22:28 - [WHISPERING] Paul, not now.
01:22:32 She didn't do it. She didn't cheat.
01:22:36 - That was her cousin.
01:22:38 It was a goof. Oh, man, it was their...
01:22:40 ...fuck-you-for-putting-the-
01:22:43 I just had to watch longer.
01:22:45 Good, because you know what else
01:22:48 - What's that?
01:22:50 ...is dragging Gabriela in
01:22:56 - Jim. I'm coming to get you.
01:22:59 - I'll text you.
01:23:15 MAN:
01:23:22 [PHONE BUZZING]
01:23:31 Oh.
01:23:33 Okay.
01:23:34 MANGOLD: You know, I've been thinking.
01:23:36 Poh Boy? We only have his dead brother
01:23:40 You know, we don't actually have
01:23:43 More importantly, nothing that ties
01:23:47 - That's the balls.
01:23:50 Why don't we put the squeeze on this
01:23:53 ...until he makes us
01:23:56 - Make us some what?
01:24:01 - Let's go make us some truth juice.
01:24:04 [IN SPANISH]
01:24:27 [IN ENGLISH]
01:24:29 [MUFFLED YELLING]
01:24:31 [IN SPANISH]
01:24:33 GABRIELA:
01:24:42 TINO:
01:24:48 - [IN ENGLISH] What you want, twat?
01:24:52 Is that any way to talk to baseball legend
01:24:56 Or should I say:
01:24:57 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
01:24:59 That's chicken head, vato.
01:25:02 You sure?
01:25:03 The number you have reached
01:25:06 Then I guess I gotta take this crucifix
01:25:11 - You bring it to me or she dies.
01:25:14 You come to us. One hour, under the
01:25:20 - One hour.
01:25:24 They got what I want.
01:25:25 They want me to meet them
01:25:28 You and your best shooters stay with me.
01:25:33 Okay, when those dicks show up,
01:25:37 And you bring me that crucifix.
01:26:26 JIMMY:
01:26:33 Did you remember to take your pills?
01:26:36 Yes. Thank you.
01:26:38 MANGOLD: Hey, do you think
01:26:41 HUNSAKER:
01:26:43 JIMMY:
01:26:48 What the...?
01:26:53 HUNSAKER:
01:26:55 I'm still full from all that cheese.
01:27:02 [PAUL YELLS]
01:27:06 [GUNFIRE]
01:27:10 [HUNSAKER GRUNTS]
01:27:23 [MEN YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
01:27:56 - What the fuck are you guys doing here?
01:27:59 - What did we walk into?
01:28:01 - Ray?
01:28:03 - Pressure on it, Ray.
01:28:06 - Where's the car?
01:28:08 - Hey, you think you can make it there?
01:28:11 Listen to me, man. You gotta go call
01:28:15 He's afraid of getting shot.
01:28:17 - Don't let me get shot.
01:28:20 - Okay, count for me.
01:28:23 Go.
01:28:44 Officer down. All patrols, respond.
01:28:49 JIMMY:
01:28:51 Oh, come on.
01:28:53 Yo, you got my shoe?
01:29:17 POH BOY:
01:29:20 Kill anything that tries to get in.
01:29:23 [IN SPANISH]
01:29:32 [WHISPERING]
01:29:44 Yo.
01:29:46 [MOUTHING]
01:29:56 - Did you get him?
01:29:59 Yeah.
01:30:48 [GRUNTING]
01:30:53 [YELLING]
01:31:02 JIMMY: Yoo-hoo!
01:31:24 [YELLING]
01:31:33 Hey. Hey!
01:31:36 Jim, I just got shot.
01:31:39 [SPEAKS IN YIDDISH]
01:31:40 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
01:31:42 POH BOY: I hear you whispering
01:31:46 You better not be blowing each other
01:31:49 We're not, you prick.
01:31:51 POH BOY: Hey, the only thing
01:31:54 And I just want my flash drive.
01:31:59 You ready?
01:32:00 I'm ready. Let's go be great.
01:32:05 Do you even
01:32:13 - You trespassing, detectives.
01:32:18 [SIRENS WAILING IN DISTANCE]
01:32:21 Pretty fast, homes.
01:32:22 Yeah, but I could still kill the fuck
01:32:26 Don't kill the fuck out of nobody.
01:32:30 [IN SPANISH]
01:32:32 [IN ENGLISH] You know, you two putos
01:32:35 ...you better bring my fucking flash drive.
01:32:37 [IN SPANISH]
01:32:39 POH BOY:
01:32:44 I don't believe this motherfucker.
01:32:47 You're a nincompoop. You know that?
01:32:51 Send the girl over here, we give you
01:32:55 Oh, man, you think I'm gonna give up
01:32:58 [POH BOY LAUGHS]
01:32:59 Me and this bitch
01:33:03 All right? You get all these pigs out of here
01:33:10 [IN SPANISH]
01:33:12 [IN ENGLISH]
01:33:14 You know how tired we are
01:33:18 You should have quit
01:33:24 - You got him?
01:33:27 Y'all ain't gonna shoot me.
01:33:29 [IN SPANISH]
01:33:31 On three.
01:33:32 POH BOY [IN ENGLISH]:
01:33:34 That's right, you ain't got the fucking balls.
01:33:37 That's one, two, shoot on three?
01:33:41 - One, two, three, then shoot.
01:33:43 - Always one, two, three, then shoot.
01:33:47 [IN SPANISH]
01:33:48 - [IN ENGLISH] Come on, man.
01:33:49 - Yes.
01:33:51 [GABRIELA SCREAMS]
01:33:55 Motherfucker.
01:34:02 MANGOLD:
01:34:03 HUNSAKER: It's all right, kid.
01:34:06 MANGOLD: Want me to ride with you
01:34:08 I want you to stay here
01:34:12 Hey, Barry.
01:34:16 Those boots fit you well.
01:34:43 PAUL:
01:34:46 [SPEAKING IN BROKEN SPANISH]
01:34:50 She has all of it.
01:35:21 [IN ENGLISH]
01:35:27 No goodbye kiss for "Jimmy," huh?
01:35:31 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
01:35:32 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
01:35:35 [SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
01:35:41 - Where are you going?
01:35:44 Hey. Detectives.
01:35:46 Fucking shit.
01:35:48 You got some nerve, you two.
01:35:50 Captain...
01:35:51 Suspended but still backing up Mangold
01:35:55 - No. I mean, well, we...
01:36:01 - He did?
01:36:03 No, no, no, you did good.
01:36:05 You saved the lives of two of my guys.
01:36:09 - Ah!
01:36:11 JIMMY:
01:36:13 - I gotta check this body for evidence.
01:36:18 Open it up.
01:36:23 PAUL: There's some Swiss cheese upstairs,
01:36:26 CORONER: Be quick about it, huh?
01:36:29 Just go find something to do
01:36:31 Glad I shot you in the corazón,
01:36:34 "Corazón" means "heart."
01:36:38 Mm-hm. That's right.
01:36:40 You didn't shoot him in the
01:36:43 - You must have shot him in the shoulder.
01:36:46 Excellent shot, right there.
01:36:49 So I got shot too, you know?
01:36:51 Only reason why I ain't passed out yet
01:36:57 That ain't my shot.
01:36:59 No, that ain't my shot.
01:37:02 They teach you, better aim for the arteries
01:37:07 I'm sorry, Jim. Jimmy, I'm sorry.
01:37:11 [PAUL SOBBING]
01:37:15 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jimmy. I'm sorry.
01:37:22 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. Jim.
01:37:27 - Fuck.
01:37:30 Can we say a prayer together?
01:37:42 Come on, man. Drinking ain't gonna make
01:37:46 Got some 20/20 Mad Dog back there?
01:37:48 I know how you feel about the Pafko, man.
01:37:52 Hey, Pam. What's up, sugar?
01:37:55 Turn around, let me get a look at you.
01:37:57 If God created anything better than you,
01:38:03 JIMMY: Nice seeing you.
01:38:05 Let's dance. Come here.
01:38:10 You having a good time today?
01:38:12 Let's get out of here, come on.
01:38:15 We'll go to your dad's house.
01:38:18 - I'm glad you're in a really good mood.
01:38:22 - I wanna ask you a little favor.
01:38:27 I want you to let Roy give Ava away
01:38:30 When the priest says,
01:38:33 You and Roy both stand up and you say
01:38:38 Come on, that's fair.
01:38:43 Are you high?
01:38:45 You're gonna do this for me, Jimmy,
01:38:48 Because if you don't...
01:38:50 ...if you ruin my daughter's wedding day
01:38:54 ...I will rip your fucking balls off.
01:39:02 - Hey, you.
01:39:04 - You need anything, baby?
01:39:07 Oh, you sure are.
01:39:09 - You like your necklace?
01:39:12 You know there's more
01:39:14 Honey, I don't want you to keep buying
01:39:17 I love you and I forgive you.
01:39:19 You just need to pull that jealousy thing
01:39:22 Thank you. And I love you.
01:39:25 And you look so pretty and sweet,
01:39:28 PRIEST: "The Lord is my shepherd,
01:39:30 He maketh me lie down
01:39:33 He leadeth me beside still waters.
01:39:36 He leadeth me in the path of
01:39:39 When I was a child,
01:39:42 ...I understood as a child,
01:39:45 But when I became man,
01:39:48 Faith, hope, and love...
01:39:52 ...these three.
01:39:58 And who gives this bride away?
01:40:02 Hey, hey, hey. Sit down. Sit down.
01:40:06 Stand up and I'll blow
01:40:13 He should probably do it.
01:40:16 PRIEST:
01:40:18 I do.
01:40:21 I love you.
01:41:03 [PHONE RINGS]
01:41:07 Hello?
01:41:09 - Hey, sweetie.
01:41:17 So, um...
01:41:19 ...I was thinking we could go out to dinner.
01:41:24 Could you hang on
01:41:32 - Hello?
01:41:35 Is this some kind ofjoke?
01:41:36 MAN [IN DEEP VOICE]:
01:41:41 Knock, knock.
01:41:44 Who's there?
01:41:46 MAN [IN NORMAL VOICE]:
01:41:55 - Open who?
01:42:09 Hi.
01:42:11 [WOMAN SCREAMING]
01:42:14 Yes.
01:47:25 [ENGLISH - US - SDH]