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Cougar Club
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(Rock music playing) |
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# Liberate me, |
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# Liberate me, liberate me... # |
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# Around the sun # |
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# On the run # |
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# Nothing can stop me... # |
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- (loud kissing) |
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- ahead of you. |
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- People you are still gonna meet. |
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Whole college experience |
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- Woman: Mmm, you're right. |
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Woman: You promise |
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Hogan! Man, what the hell |
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- They're already on the Ds. |
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- Mm-hmm. Shit. |
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Hello, Professor Goodbey. |
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- (moans) |
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We gotta go. |
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Gladys, I'm never |
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- You're so hot. |
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All right. Sorry. |
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- I love you. |
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Man over P. A: |
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Indigo Goldstein. |
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Thank you very much, sir. |
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# Liberate me... # |
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Dag Griffiths. |
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Well done. |
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- Hi! |
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- Oh, lip gloss. |
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(whispering) |
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We were supposed |
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- Moffy Gurner. |
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- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. |
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- Cindy Guilley. |
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Open it and put it on. |
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Oh my God. |
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- Man: Rebecca Hartowicz. |
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- Oh... |
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Let me see it. |
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- Oh... |
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Fuck off, Hogan! |
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- Marshall Hogan III. |
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Shit, I think I caught my dress. |
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- (flatulence) |
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You're such an ingrate, Hogan! |
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Spencey, please meet me |
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after the ceremony |
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This is the photo that will define us |
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where we met and fell in love. |
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- (chuckles) |
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Spencer Holmes, |
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Okay, I'll see you there. |
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Mmm... |
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(moans) |
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Congratulations. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, |
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(sighs) It's just not the same |
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- in our cap and gown. |
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- but I had to take Hogan home. |
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You know he has a problem |
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- Nice image, thanks. |
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We have a photo in front |
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I built when I was nine. |
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- It's just not the same. |
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- Let's go get a drink. |
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- (sighs) |
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Hey, can I get a beer |
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and a shot of tequila and a... |
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a thumb in the ass |
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Look, all our problems revolve |
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around your geriatric-loving |
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And as soon as you outgrow him, |
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- to reaching your potential. |
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No. No, Spencey. |
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associating yourself |
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you will become |
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Spencey... hey, I love you, |
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I just want |
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- I love you too. You know... |
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(woman laughing) |
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Oh my God. |
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Just so you know, |
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(laughing) |
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What is that young man |
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I never saw anybody dance like that. |
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Hey, are you sure they're dancing? |
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If they're not, |
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- Hogan, what the hell are you doing? |
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- I'd like you to meet Edith Birnbaum. |
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Hello. Marshall here says |
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- What do you think? |
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- Whoo! |
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- I gotta borrow him for one minute. |
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- One second, we'll be right back. |
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Do you really think |
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with our future boss's wife? |
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Dude, she is so fucking fine |
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Look at that little tush. |
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- I don't understand you. |
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Hey, all right. |
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Hey, thanks... thanks |
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Yeah, my pleasure, son. |
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Yeah, Dad, thank you. |
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Just remember to mention |
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The guy never leaves |
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He came out for your graduation |
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We'll get you at Yale Law in no time. |
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Stan, it's my boy right here! |
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Stan. Nobody is more connected |
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Thank you for putting in a good word |
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Mrs. Holmes is responsible |
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Maybe you should talk to her. |
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- Don't forget, Spence. |
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(burps) |
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Guess I lost that bet |
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- What... what bet? |
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Oh, yeah? Oh. |
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- Okay. |
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- Really? That's so great! |
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- Excuse me. |
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Yes. Oh! |
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Hi, sweet... oh, hello. |
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Casey Dixon. |
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Oh, aren't you just |
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It's nice to see you two |
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Spencey, cake in 10 minutes. |
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Thanks, Mom. |
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- Where's Hogan? |
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I don't know. |
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- (feedback) |
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First, I'd like to take |
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to thank my parents for all |
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- I couldn't be more blessed. |
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I would also like to thank |
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- for all the lov... |
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- (laughs) |
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at Birnbaum, Arthur, |
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Uh, that's Birnbaum, Hollace, |
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- Arthur, Craft & Steel. |
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I'm sorry. |
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In any case, I am very grateful |
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and I look forward to working |
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- (Edith moaning) |
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- I'm a very lucky man. |
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- (screams) |
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- Amanda: Eww. |
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- Woman: Oh my God. |
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Uh... |
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- Sorry. |
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(pants) |
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- Well... |
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...I don't think I ever actually begged |
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Well, what did Mr. Birnbaum say? |
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(choked) |
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he will no longer require |
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(sighs) |
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What about me? |
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(yelling) |
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Dad! Dad. |
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- (Mrs. Holmes sighs) |
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You know what, Dad? |
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- Maybe I should... |
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No one's heard of Baker! |
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We are gonna solve this one. |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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- Oh. |
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- He's an 18-holer, fine man. |
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A Yalie and he's head |
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- See? |
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but that's okay. |
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- Spence: Thanks, Dad. |
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What about Marshall? |
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Well, he's practically family, Fred. |
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And I'm sure he's very sorry |
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Yes, I am. I really... |
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Come on, Dad. |
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- Fine. |
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- Oh. |
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- he's our punter this month. |
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And for you, son, I would be |
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- (stomach rumbling) |
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- Spence: Dad. |
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Excuse me. |
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- Yes, sir. |
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(woman giggles) |
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(sighs) |
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Oh, nice. |
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Oh... nice. |
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Beautiful. |
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Good. Good good good. |
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Woman over intercom: |
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I'm coming. |
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- He'll be right out. |
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Thanks. |
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You look so... |
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And the flower |
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You look lovely. |
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Stop. |
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(grunts) |
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Oh! |
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You're so fucking good-looking. |
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(grunts) |
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(snorting) |
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- What was that? |
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- (club thunks) |
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- (woman screams) |
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Why the hell are you two |
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Us? |
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- Did you pass the bar yet? |
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"Oh, we haven't been |
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So you're just |
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- Excuse me? |
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- Do you shit turds wanna work here? |
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Well, then, why am I... |
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Iooking for my ball |
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And you! |
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Those plants... |
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- Plants? |
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Good. Good good good. |
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You're hired, you're hired, |
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- (Archibald laughing) |
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he hired me over 15 years ago. |
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Oh. |
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- Is that Mr. Stack? |
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But don't worry, he has hiring |
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I'll show you where we keep |
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Don't they have plant maintenance |
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Oops. They only come |
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Mr. Archibald |
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It's okay. |
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you won't have to do it anymore. |
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Woman over radio: |
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- (clock beeping) |
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muggy one out there today, |
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And on to the news. |
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and, in sports, the LA Cougars |
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- by 16 points. |
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And in entertainment news, |
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- (beeping continues) |
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...on Pacific Coast Highway. |
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(grunts) |
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You bar-flunking freak! |
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Where in the hell |
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I don't know. |
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(whispers) |
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(whispering) |
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The poor bastard fucks |
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You butt-licker! |
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What part of your maggot-rotten brain |
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- Well, obviously, I made a mistake. |
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And now Sarah Tucker's alimony |
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Better fix it... |
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- (licks) |
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The best piece of ass |
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Who brought you in here, anyway? |
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Well, my Uncle William is |
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Well, that's not gonna save you |
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because next month |
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- I hope not. |
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Karl, do you need to use the bathroom |
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I might have |
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It wasn't a real question, |
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- (crying) |
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I gotta go get the file boxes. |
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Loosen up, would you? |
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(whimpering loudly) |
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(ballad playing) |
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Hi. |
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(gasps) |
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- Are you gay? |
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No. |
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No... |
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Whoa, big fella. Down. |
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It's not polite to point |
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Gonna plant that mushroom? |
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A little young for me, but... |
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(chuckles) |
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I have... I have to get |
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- Okay. |
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- while you're in there. |
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I'm gonna push out |
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- I'll meet you back in there. |
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Hey hey hey! |
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get in here and get |
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- Uh... |
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I want you to really get in there... |
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And give us a nice trim |
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(phone beeps) |
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Stack: |
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- I gave you that lead a week ago. |
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over to Formosa |
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'cause that's where her husband |
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Stack: Took you a fucking week |
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There was some confusion |
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Whatever. |
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(phone beeps) |
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- Ouch! |
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I... I didn't know this was |
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(retches) |
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Oh, that's good, that's good. |
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Oh... |
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Uh, anything else, sir? |
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Yeah yeah, there is. |
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I got to this little piece |
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that needs to be pulled |
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Come on. |
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I'm kidding you! |
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- Get out. |
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Dude, these lawyers... |
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(chuckles) |
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feeding off |
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and injured little gazelles and shit. |
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I mean, do you really want |
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- referring you to Yale? |
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it's the best contact I have, |
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but there's no reason |
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Where the hell am I gonna go? |
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Go wherever you want. |
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Spence, now you know |
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anyone that isn't |
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- (chuckles) |
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This may sound |
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- even a little gay to some people... |
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...but fuck it. |
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- Hogan. |
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Let's get you in Yale. |
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Archibald: Karl! |
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Out of my office, butt-licker! |
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Hey, shit turd! |
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Grab your shit-turd friend |
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(laughing) |
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Hogan! |
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Hey! |
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Silver BMW 535... |
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in the golf club in Bel Air. |
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Find it and slash the tires. |
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Go. Now. |
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Isn't that illegal? |
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(laughs) |
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Okay. No, I know |
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but why would you want us |
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Hogan: |
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that the driver has |
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that if he were to miss |
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would cause him to severely fall |
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considering that |
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or some sticky issue like that. |
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on the party that is actually in |
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Very good, shit-turd's friend. |
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Now, when you're done with that, |
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She's at some bake sale |
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The address is on the envelope. |
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as long as she understands |
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totally fucked. |
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- verbatim. |
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You're still here. Why? |
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Dude, these guys make |
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- Wow. |
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Man: |
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I've been rotting here |
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I don't wanna put you out or anything, |
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(Slavic accent) |
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Of course, we help you. |
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- I run for studs. |
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(whispers) I don't know. |
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Okay, I go fast |
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A couple jerk-off |
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So listen, I changed |
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and I'll be in court |
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What the fuck |
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Que? |
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Just some valet puke |
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Guy's a moron. |
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So listen, wrap up the Chicago deal, |
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Yeah, I've got the four tee times |
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No, I'm not bringing my wife. |
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She starting to take me |
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No, I'm thinking of taking |
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from the Stony case. |
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- but I tell you... |
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...she had a snatch the size |
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It's like fucking |
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No, but I'll give you five... |
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Wha... what the fuck? |
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(normal voice) |
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coming out of second, |
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I'm gonna kick your face in! |
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Hogan, holy shit, man! |
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- Come on, go go go go go! |
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You son of a bitch! |
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That was crazy, Hogan. |
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I think maybe you took |
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(Slavic accent) |
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- Okay. |
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This is it. |
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Whoa. |
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Gotta work on |
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- Really? |
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- Weird, I thought I was pretty good. |
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Hmm. |
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- Come in. |
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Woman: |
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They come |
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They're like Easter eggs. |
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And it will go |
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or not wearing. |
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This one, my little darlings, |
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And trust me, |
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all of you... |
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that you have |
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(laughs) |
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Feliney metropolitanis. |
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What? |
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Cougars. |
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Oh my God, |
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Oh my, that's a Rolls-Royce, |
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...spankings! |
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There's some Cadillacs, |
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Oh my God, a Trans Am. |
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Not exactly my flavor, |
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Oh my God. |
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a Silver Fox. Oh, so many |
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Down. |
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Thank you very much. |
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We'll have some refreshments. |
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Woman: |
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but what can I do |
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We are Spence Holmes |
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and we're looking |
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Woman: |
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Well, we work |
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he wanted us to... |
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give her this. |
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Oh. Oh, then you work |
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I'm Teddy Archibald. |
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- No way. |
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So... |
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what exactly goes on |
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Well, we're just looking to spice up |
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Aha. Yeah, I see. I see. |
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Edith: Marshall! |
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Oh, hey. |
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Oh. |
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Ladies, meet Marshall Hogan III. |
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Our spectacular afternoon together |
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became my inspiration |
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for finding Lulu here |
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and her "Art of Pleasure" schooling. |
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Praise the clitoris, Edith. |
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Yes! |
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I came alive under |
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and my life's mission |
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is to help you experience |
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an awakening such as mine. |
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Aside from handling me so expertly, |
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he suggested I switch |
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hormone replacement therapy. |
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And I must say |
| 00:24:01 |
it's worked wonders. |
| 00:24:04 |
Wonders! |
| 00:24:08 |
Whoo! |
| 00:24:10 |
Marshall. |
| 00:24:13 |
Perhaps you and your friend |
| 00:24:17 |
can help us out? |
| 00:24:21 |
Oh, anything. |
| 00:24:23 |
Well, maybe... |
| 00:24:26 |
you could gather a group |
| 00:24:29 |
who enjoy doing |
| 00:24:32 |
and we could connect them |
| 00:24:36 |
with my friends |
| 00:24:38 |
who enjoy doing |
| 00:24:51 |
Sounds like the cougars |
| 00:24:53 |
Ooh, well said. |
| 00:24:55 |
We'll be in touch. |
| 00:24:57 |
Now, ladies, |
| 00:24:59 |
Lulu will take |
| 00:25:02 |
Grab a clipboard. |
| 00:25:04 |
Cindy Conrad, |
| 00:25:06 |
let me formally introduce you |
| 00:25:09 |
to Spence Holmes |
| 00:25:11 |
They work for the firm. |
| 00:25:12 |
Ah. So you know that |
| 00:25:26 |
To Spence Holmes |
| 00:25:28 |
They work for the firm. |
| 00:25:30 |
Ah. So you know that |
| 00:25:33 |
(all laugh) |
| 00:25:35 |
Have you seen Daniela around? |
| 00:25:36 |
They have something for her. |
| 00:25:39 |
Oh yeah, I dragged her here. |
| 00:25:42 |
Mmm, happy birthday to me. |
| 00:25:45 |
If you want, |
| 00:25:49 |
That's okay, Teddy. |
| 00:26:06 |
Oops. |
| 00:26:11 |
I assume he finally signed |
| 00:26:13 |
Yeah, um... |
| 00:26:17 |
and he... he also said... |
| 00:26:19 |
he said he wanted us to say... |
| 00:26:23 |
well, 'cause he wanted to... |
| 00:26:25 |
Hello, Marshall Hogan III. |
| 00:26:27 |
It's nice to see you again. |
| 00:26:30 |
you deserve a future |
| 00:26:33 |
And may I also say |
| 00:26:35 |
looked or felt better in your life, |
| 00:26:37 |
am I right? |
| 00:26:38 |
- (laughs) |
| 00:26:41 |
this is my best friend, |
| 00:26:44 |
Hi. |
| 00:26:46 |
Daniela Darren now. |
| 00:26:48 |
Nice to meet you. |
| 00:26:49 |
Hi. |
| 00:26:52 |
Hogan: |
| 00:26:55 |
and we hope |
| 00:27:00 |
I hope so. |
| 00:27:03 |
Hi. |
| 00:27:06 |
Stop saying hi. |
| 00:27:09 |
- Hi. |
| 00:27:11 |
Bye. |
| 00:27:17 |
Hi. |
| 00:27:30 |
She just looked |
| 00:27:33 |
"I hope so." |
| 00:27:35 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:27:38 |
You know what you're gonna do? |
| 00:27:40 |
Whatever the fuck you want. |
| 00:27:42 |
Now, you want to be with this woman, |
| 00:27:44 |
Be with her and Amanda, who cares? |
| 00:27:47 |
Yeah, Stack too. |
| 00:27:49 |
good and hard, |
| 00:27:51 |
Just fuckin' do what you want. |
| 00:27:53 |
- I tell you what else you're gonna do. |
| 00:27:55 |
This Edith thing. |
| 00:27:56 |
Dude, right now my whole life |
| 00:27:59 |
I know, |
| 00:28:01 |
Okay, I have no doubt |
| 00:28:03 |
But that's, like, the future. |
| 00:28:05 |
- and you're doing this Edith thing. |
| 00:28:08 |
Edith! |
| 00:28:10 |
Edith and the cougars! |
| 00:28:12 |
What? |
| 00:28:14 |
Wait, you want us to charge them |
| 00:28:18 |
No. |
| 00:28:20 |
No. |
| 00:28:21 |
We charge our friends |
| 00:28:26 |
- All right. |
| 00:28:28 |
Now listen. |
| 00:28:30 |
A "Cougar Club," if you will, right? |
| 00:28:32 |
And we charge membership fees |
| 00:28:35 |
- Is that legal? |
| 00:28:37 |
I don't know. |
| 00:28:40 |
I care! I have to. |
| 00:28:42 |
I, uh, no. |
| 00:28:46 |
- No no no no no, I can't do it. |
| 00:28:48 |
- "Cougar Club." |
| 00:28:50 |
saying no to everything? |
| 00:28:53 |
Do you not get bored of that? |
| 00:28:56 |
Yes, 'cause it feels so good. |
| 00:28:59 |
Yes, because you've never |
| 00:29:03 |
Yes, because |
| 00:29:05 |
"I hope so"! |
| 00:29:07 |
Yes, because Edith Birnbaum |
| 00:29:10 |
"Supply us nice, horny cougars |
| 00:29:13 |
with nice, horny young prey." |
| 00:29:16 |
Aw, shit. |
| 00:29:19 |
Because sometimes Spencey |
| 00:29:24 |
Thank you, Mom. |
| 00:29:26 |
Thanks, Mom. |
| 00:29:28 |
Okay, well... night. |
| 00:29:31 |
- Spence: Good night. |
| 00:29:33 |
Mmm! |
| 00:29:39 |
"Because sometimes Spencey |
| 00:29:41 |
- That was a fucking omen. |
| 00:29:45 |
For once in your life, |
| 00:29:48 |
Say what you really want to say. |
| 00:29:52 |
How will it work? |
| 00:29:56 |
Hogan's voice: |
| 00:29:59 |
That first group will pay $500 |
| 00:30:02 |
and any members |
| 00:30:05 |
They'll have direct access |
| 00:30:09 |
Now that includes access to profiles, |
| 00:30:13 |
And on the women's side, |
| 00:30:15 |
gathering our hunters, marking them |
| 00:30:20 |
All of our picks will |
| 00:30:23 |
and who embrace |
| 00:30:26 |
And finally, we'll save room |
| 00:30:30 |
You tell me when, okay? |
| 00:30:34 |
You-you tell me when. |
| 00:30:38 |
Want a whole dance, do ya? |
| 00:30:41 |
You want a whole d... |
| 00:30:43 |
ahh! You're looking right at me. |
| 00:30:46 |
(cabinet squeaking) |
| 00:30:48 |
Karl? Karl, Karl. |
| 00:30:54 |
How long has this disaster |
| 00:30:57 |
- Too long. |
| 00:30:59 |
We're concerned, Karl. |
| 00:31:02 |
Yeah. And we... |
| 00:31:05 |
We do, it's just maybe you |
| 00:31:08 |
would like to bang |
| 00:31:11 |
Like what? |
| 00:31:12 |
- Like a woman... |
| 00:31:13 |
...for God's sakes. |
| 00:31:15 |
(snickers) |
| 00:31:18 |
Not just any woman... no. |
| 00:31:20 |
Larry Archibald's woman. |
| 00:31:22 |
- His mistress? |
| 00:31:26 |
We're starting a cougar club |
| 00:31:29 |
for guys just like you, |
| 00:31:31 |
and we want you |
| 00:31:34 |
You do? |
| 00:31:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:37 |
Now, it's 500 bucks to join, |
| 00:31:40 |
but it's well worth all the access |
| 00:31:42 |
not only to Archibald's wife, |
| 00:31:45 |
and the cougar friends |
| 00:31:47 |
Yeah, but $500... that's... |
| 00:31:50 |
I mean, God, I... |
| 00:31:55 |
Okay, you know what? |
| 00:31:57 |
Yes, I'll... yeah, all right. |
| 00:31:59 |
What's a cougar? |
| 00:32:04 |
- We'll explain later. |
| 00:32:06 |
Clean yourself up. |
| 00:32:09 |
Here you go. |
| 00:32:12 |
Thank you. |
| 00:32:16 |
Here you go. |
| 00:32:20 |
All right, man, |
| 00:32:23 |
- Oh thanks. |
| 00:32:30 |
All right, |
| 00:32:32 |
All right. |
| 00:32:34 |
Okay, welcome to Cougar Club. |
| 00:32:39 |
(all cheer) |
| 00:32:41 |
All right, now, all of your credit cards |
| 00:32:45 |
at every event to ensure |
| 00:32:48 |
have been received. |
| 00:32:50 |
you will have the opportunity to make |
| 00:32:53 |
Now, for a little taste |
| 00:32:56 |
of what your new membership's |
| 00:33:01 |
Mmm! |
| 00:33:03 |
(man grunts) |
| 00:33:06 |
Yeah, this little sweetie's |
| 00:33:09 |
subcategory: Ferrari. |
| 00:33:12 |
She's a divorcée, |
| 00:33:14 |
working at one |
| 00:33:17 |
and she enjoys the headrush |
| 00:33:21 |
(all chuckle) |
| 00:33:25 |
(sighs) |
| 00:33:29 |
let the hunt begin. |
| 00:33:32 |
(all cheer) |
| 00:33:37 |
(Dolly moaning) |
| 00:33:41 |
Hogan: |
| 00:33:43 |
- Oh God, oh... |
| 00:33:46 |
- Sorry, Dolly. |
| 00:33:52 |
Hey, shit turd, |
| 00:33:55 |
Shouldn't I clean |
| 00:33:58 |
Stack: |
| 00:34:01 |
So why are you |
| 00:34:05 |
shit turd? |
| 00:34:07 |
Can you please stop |
| 00:34:10 |
Mmm. |
| 00:34:13 |
Why are you here... |
| 00:34:16 |
shit turd? |
| 00:34:19 |
I want real-world experience |
| 00:34:23 |
Well, most people go straight |
| 00:34:26 |
Well, I was accepted to Baker |
| 00:34:30 |
- Never heard of 'em. |
| 00:34:32 |
And what school |
| 00:34:35 |
Well, that would be Yale, sir. |
| 00:34:37 |
Now you see? |
| 00:34:40 |
So when I asked you |
| 00:34:42 |
you didn't tell me |
| 00:34:44 |
Oh. |
| 00:34:46 |
The truth is you're here |
| 00:34:48 |
because you need me to give you |
| 00:34:52 |
to guarantee you |
| 00:34:54 |
You're here because you're |
| 00:34:57 |
and you need me |
| 00:35:01 |
Now it seems |
| 00:35:05 |
is on his hands and knees |
| 00:35:09 |
to make sure his shit turd |
| 00:35:12 |
Now what do you think |
| 00:35:20 |
I don't know. |
| 00:35:22 |
Well, I think you should tell him |
| 00:35:24 |
that you're my bitch. |
| 00:35:27 |
And maybe if you do |
| 00:35:30 |
your shit-turd ass might |
| 00:35:37 |
Who authorized you |
| 00:35:41 |
You did. |
| 00:35:43 |
You know I still have |
| 00:35:46 |
Look, if you can't read the pre-nup, |
| 00:35:48 |
why don't you have your lawyer |
| 00:35:52 |
Or if you want to make it |
| 00:35:55 |
just stay married to me. |
| 00:35:58 |
I'd rather be dead. |
| 00:36:00 |
And by the way, |
| 00:36:02 |
this box of lingerie... |
| 00:36:06 |
not mine, |
| 00:36:08 |
you son of a bitch. |
| 00:36:16 |
(Stack sniffs) |
| 00:36:20 |
Don't you have |
| 00:36:23 |
Yeah. Yup. |
| 00:36:36 |
- Dolly: Are you okay? |
| 00:36:39 |
Go go. |
| 00:36:43 |
Dolly: |
| 00:36:45 |
(car alarm beeps) |
| 00:36:49 |
Hey. Hi. |
| 00:36:54 |
What you did |
| 00:36:56 |
was good. |
| 00:36:58 |
and I just want you |
| 00:37:02 |
if you need |
| 00:37:04 |
you can stay at my house. |
| 00:37:08 |
That's very sweet, |
| 00:37:11 |
Nice to see you again, Spence. |
| 00:37:13 |
Wait wait wait, um... |
| 00:37:16 |
Would it be totally inappropriate |
| 00:37:20 |
I just don't think |
| 00:37:26 |
Thanks for asking. |
| 00:37:28 |
It's nice to be asked. |
| 00:37:41 |
I just invited her |
| 00:37:46 |
Wow. |
| 00:37:53 |
(grunts) |
| 00:37:55 |
Archibald just called me. |
| 00:37:56 |
He's screaming |
| 00:37:59 |
- (siren wails) |
| 00:38:03 |
(grunts) |
| 00:38:05 |
And stay away from the wives! |
| 00:38:06 |
Present, future, uh... past. |
| 00:38:09 |
Got it, dick hole? |
| 00:38:14 |
- Come on, Karl. |
| 00:38:16 |
- Let's go. |
| 00:38:17 |
So good, they don't know shit |
| 00:38:19 |
- No, but we gotta be careful. |
| 00:38:21 |
Their antennas are up, |
| 00:38:23 |
- 'Night, boys. |
| 00:38:25 |
Oh! |
| 00:38:27 |
Hogan? |
| 00:38:29 |
Thank you, baby. |
| 00:38:31 |
Hey. |
| 00:38:35 |
Is Conrad's wife hot? |
| 00:38:37 |
Yeah, but she's like 38. |
| 00:38:41 |
Oh. Little young for me. |
| 00:38:43 |
that way Karl here |
| 00:38:46 |
I'll hit Conrad's, |
| 00:38:48 |
- Cool. |
| 00:38:50 |
I don't even know what |
| 00:38:52 |
- You can do it. |
| 00:38:54 |
Spence: |
| 00:38:55 |
(pop music playing) |
| 00:38:58 |
Hi. Did you lose my number? |
| 00:39:01 |
- No. |
| 00:39:06 |
There you go. |
| 00:39:10 |
(growls) |
| 00:39:14 |
- Hi. |
| 00:39:16 |
- Ah. This is a nice surprise. |
| 00:39:20 |
# You are the boys, |
| 00:39:23 |
# We're not the same, |
| 00:39:26 |
# You think you're smart |
| 00:39:29 |
# How hard is it |
| 00:39:34 |
# Boys... # |
| 00:39:36 |
So, why are you avoiding me? |
| 00:39:39 |
I'm... I'm not. I just... |
| 00:39:43 |
If you have something important |
| 00:39:46 |
- (turns off music) |
| 00:39:48 |
I just... just wanna go in |
| 00:39:52 |
Fine, let's go in |
| 00:39:55 |
Can't sleep with you |
| 00:39:59 |
That's right. |
| 00:40:01 |
That's why I think |
| 00:40:03 |
Oh, Amanda. |
| 00:40:04 |
We are ready |
| 00:40:07 |
our first apartment. |
| 00:40:10 |
because I know you'll be |
| 00:40:13 |
and I know my assistance to you |
| 00:40:16 |
once you're out of law school |
| 00:40:19 |
Wow, Amanda... |
| 00:40:20 |
It'll be like that movie, |
| 00:40:22 |
You'll be Helen Hunt, |
| 00:40:25 |
Okay, I didn't see that one. |
| 00:40:27 |
- Spencey, I love you. |
| 00:40:30 |
(chuckles) |
| 00:40:32 |
Shh shh shh shh. |
| 00:40:33 |
Just think about it. |
| 00:40:35 |
It's perfect. Okay? |
| 00:40:38 |
- Kiss. |
| 00:40:39 |
Lip gloss, though. |
| 00:40:41 |
All right. |
| 00:40:43 |
(gardener whistling |
| 00:40:54 |
- (sighs) |
| 00:40:59 |
Four-leaf clover. Agh! |
| 00:41:05 |
Here we go. |
| 00:41:08 |
You boys sleep tight. |
| 00:41:09 |
- Thanks, Mom. |
| 00:41:11 |
See, you think Amanda's gonna |
| 00:41:14 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:41:16 |
What? This is avocado |
| 00:41:18 |
You use this stuff, |
| 00:41:20 |
- Really? |
| 00:41:21 |
- It's tingling. |
| 00:41:23 |
I don't know. |
| 00:41:25 |
So, what's the deal again |
| 00:41:28 |
Okay, now Edith's gonna get a 10% fee |
| 00:41:30 |
for supplying us |
| 00:41:33 |
- Totally worth it. |
| 00:41:35 |
- Wow. |
| 00:41:38 |
- from the office? |
| 00:41:39 |
And she's totally set up for success. |
| 00:41:42 |
is one kick-ass party |
| 00:41:43 |
to get the word-of-mouth |
| 00:41:46 |
And I want to go all the way |
| 00:41:49 |
I'm talking Internet, |
| 00:41:52 |
I want to go full-on, |
| 00:41:55 |
- It's burning! Burning now! |
| 00:41:57 |
- just wash that out. |
| 00:41:59 |
- Hoo! |
| 00:42:01 |
So, where should |
| 00:42:05 |
Marshall, I just don't know |
| 00:42:08 |
Barnaby's in Manhattan Beach |
| 00:42:10 |
Isn't it, Fred? |
| 00:42:11 |
Oh no, are you kidding me? |
| 00:42:13 |
for letting me show |
| 00:42:16 |
Oh, isn't that sweet, Fred? |
| 00:42:18 |
- Okay, come on. |
| 00:42:19 |
- Hey, what are you guys doing tonight? |
| 00:42:22 |
Tonight's gonna be |
| 00:42:23 |
- 'cause we have a meeting of all... |
| 00:42:26 |
- Might have a few people over... |
| 00:42:28 |
...watch some movies, |
| 00:42:30 |
- Naked Marco Polo. |
| 00:42:32 |
Well, there are plenty |
| 00:42:34 |
- Awesome. |
| 00:42:36 |
Thanks, Mom. |
| 00:42:39 |
Come on, honey. |
| 00:42:41 |
Do you have any idea how much |
| 00:42:45 |
Completely out of control. |
| 00:42:47 |
All three of the bosses' wives |
| 00:42:50 |
- (sighs) |
| 00:42:52 |
- Wow. |
| 00:42:54 |
is definitely a go. |
| 00:42:56 |
Bye-bye! |
| 00:43:01 |
- Okay, calm down. |
| 00:43:03 |
- Seriously, calm down. |
| 00:43:05 |
# One two three four # |
| 00:43:07 |
(rock music playing) |
| 00:43:12 |
# Loaded cougar |
| 00:43:15 |
# Comin' atcha... # |
| 00:43:27 |
Teddy Archibald. |
| 00:43:30 |
Hey, you look ravishing tonight. |
| 00:43:33 |
- Doesn't she, guys? |
| 00:43:35 |
Oh, you're so welcome. |
| 00:43:37 |
Who's your little friend? |
| 00:43:39 |
Teddy Archibald, I'd like you |
| 00:43:44 |
Hello, Karl. |
| 00:43:46 |
Hi... ah! |
| 00:43:48 |
(laughs) Hey! |
| 00:43:52 |
I'm not sure she's even a woman. |
| 00:43:54 |
Uh, I'm not sure he'll even notice. |
| 00:43:57 |
Mm, you're right. |
| 00:43:59 |
(woman laughing) |
| 00:44:00 |
Whoo! |
| 00:44:02 |
Cindy Conrad is here. |
| 00:44:05 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:07 |
- I remember now, Trans Am. |
| 00:44:10 |
Hogan: |
| 00:44:13 |
Holy shit, she's here. I can't... |
| 00:44:16 |
Spence, no. Hey, come on. |
| 00:44:18 |
Don't puss out now. |
| 00:44:22 |
Oh, Cindy Conrad. |
| 00:44:25 |
Wow. |
| 00:44:26 |
- Marshall Hogan. |
| 00:44:28 |
- It's so good to see you again. |
| 00:44:30 |
Wanna fuck? |
| 00:44:36 |
(gasps) |
| 00:44:41 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:44 |
(both giggling) |
| 00:44:50 |
- Hi, Spence. |
| 00:44:56 |
Can I, uh, get you a drink or... |
| 00:44:59 |
anything? Yeah. |
| 00:45:02 |
Do you mind if I? |
| 00:45:04 |
Thanks. |
| 00:45:07 |
So... |
| 00:45:08 |
how's it going? |
| 00:45:11 |
Never better. He's dating someone |
| 00:45:15 |
so I'm hearing less from him, |
| 00:45:17 |
Can I ask you something? |
| 00:45:19 |
"Why did I marry him |
| 00:45:21 |
No no no, I didn't mean to pry, |
| 00:45:24 |
you are too beautiful and smart |
| 00:45:28 |
and nice to be married |
| 00:45:31 |
I won't miss the way |
| 00:45:34 |
Everyone looks at me that way, |
| 00:45:36 |
- I feel bad for you. |
| 00:45:39 |
because I kinda hate that. |
| 00:45:41 |
I'm not a victim. I left. |
| 00:45:46 |
Look, Cindy dragged me here tonight, |
| 00:45:50 |
but it's really not my scene. |
| 00:45:51 |
I'm not into |
| 00:45:54 |
with some guy who wasn't even |
| 00:45:58 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:46:00 |
Wait. |
| 00:46:19 |
Peek-a-boo. |
| 00:46:21 |
- Trans... |
| 00:46:24 |
...am. |
| 00:46:27 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:46:28 |
- Watcha doin' down there? |
| 00:46:31 |
and seek. |
| 00:46:32 |
(sings) |
| 00:46:35 |
- She's in there. |
| 00:46:39 |
Uh-oh! Can I... |
| 00:46:43 |
Ow! |
| 00:46:45 |
Ah! |
| 00:46:49 |
(Karl pants, yelps) |
| 00:46:51 |
Sorry about the bed. |
| 00:46:53 |
The... king size |
| 00:46:56 |
so... |
| 00:46:58 |
Do you and Hogan |
| 00:47:00 |
What? |
| 00:47:02 |
No. No no no no. |
| 00:47:05 |
Nope. |
| 00:47:08 |
- Mm. |
| 00:47:09 |
(Karl moaning) |
| 00:47:21 |
(Cindy laughing) |
| 00:47:24 |
Mm... ow. |
| 00:47:25 |
How do you feel... |
| 00:47:32 |
about feet? |
| 00:47:43 |
Ow. |
| 00:47:50 |
Mm, oh! |
| 00:47:53 |
Oh, just... |
| 00:47:54 |
- it's so hard, just need a minute. |
| 00:47:59 |
(Cindy moaning) |
| 00:48:03 |
(Cindy panting) |
| 00:48:09 |
Shh shh. |
| 00:48:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:17 |
- No more "shush." |
| 00:48:20 |
I know, |
| 00:48:23 |
- Ooh! |
| 00:48:25 |
- So young. |
| 00:48:27 |
So young. |
| 00:48:43 |
(Teddy moaning) |
| 00:48:46 |
Oh yeah! |
| 00:48:49 |
Take your time! |
| 00:48:58 |
You know that if you smack my ass, |
| 00:49:02 |
Yeah. Go ahead. |
| 00:49:04 |
Smack it. |
| 00:49:05 |
Punch it if you want to. |
| 00:49:08 |
Smack it! Smack it! |
| 00:49:12 |
- Okay? |
| 00:49:14 |
Wah! |
| 00:49:19 |
Mommy. |
| 00:49:20 |
# Drop your panties |
| 00:49:24 |
- # Come on... # |
| 00:49:28 |
# Drop your panties... # |
| 00:49:30 |
Yep. |
| 00:49:31 |
# Drop your panties |
| 00:49:34 |
# To the floor, |
| 00:49:37 |
# Drop your panties # |
| 00:49:39 |
- # Drop your panties... # |
| 00:49:48 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:49:51 |
It's my parents. |
| 00:49:55 |
Spencer, you're a 22-year-old man. |
| 00:49:59 |
No no, it's not... |
| 00:50:01 |
It's the... |
| 00:50:10 |
Holy shit, it's Barry. |
| 00:50:12 |
- What? |
| 00:50:15 |
Your boss! |
| 00:50:16 |
Fuck! Don't move. |
| 00:50:19 |
Stay here until I get back. |
| 00:50:28 |
- Nice place. |
| 00:50:32 |
Mom and Dad are home, |
| 00:50:35 |
- Fuck! |
| 00:50:36 |
Go outside, make sure everyone stays |
| 00:50:38 |
Yeah. Go go go go. |
| 00:50:40 |
- Go go go go go go! |
| 00:50:44 |
(mutters) |
| 00:50:46 |
(woman moaning) |
| 00:50:51 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:50:55 |
Take it outside! |
| 00:50:58 |
Fred: |
| 00:51:00 |
Here we are. |
| 00:51:01 |
Mom, Dad! |
| 00:51:04 |
Wow, what a surprise. |
| 00:51:06 |
Look who we ran into |
| 00:51:08 |
He was at a wedding reception |
| 00:51:11 |
- Oh, it was stunning. |
| 00:51:12 |
I thought... I thought you and Mom |
| 00:51:16 |
- Well... |
| 00:51:19 |
So let's... |
| 00:51:22 |
Uh, the living room, Mom, |
| 00:51:25 |
No no, nonsense, nonsense. |
| 00:51:29 |
Men talk in the den. |
| 00:51:31 |
- Hmm? |
| 00:51:33 |
Ah! Now we're talking, huh? |
| 00:51:36 |
Oh... whoa! |
| 00:51:37 |
Fred: |
| 00:51:41 |
- Mom: Okay now, Fred, |
| 00:51:43 |
I'm gonna go get you |
| 00:51:45 |
Anybody for coffee |
| 00:51:46 |
- Fantastic. |
| 00:51:48 |
Why don't you stay here |
| 00:51:51 |
Oh honey, no, you sit. |
| 00:51:53 |
Honey, Dad and Mr. Stack |
| 00:51:55 |
about your |
| 00:51:57 |
- You stay. |
| 00:51:59 |
for me to try to influence |
| 00:52:03 |
Fred: |
| 00:52:04 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:52:07 |
He's an... impetuous kid, |
| 00:52:24 |
- Mo... Mom! |
| 00:52:27 |
Sweetheart, would you look in |
| 00:52:30 |
Sure, absolutely. |
| 00:52:31 |
- Oh, and a can of whipped cream. |
| 00:52:34 |
- I don't see it. |
| 00:52:37 |
- (can spraying) |
| 00:52:39 |
I knew I bought that. |
| 00:52:46 |
- (spraying) |
| 00:52:49 |
Yeah yeah, I think I have a touch |
| 00:52:52 |
Oh, sweetheart, |
| 00:52:54 |
Yep yep, just a little bit. |
| 00:52:55 |
Well, maybe you need |
| 00:52:57 |
Yeah, you know what? |
| 00:53:00 |
- You sure? |
| 00:53:01 |
- That's a good idea. |
| 00:53:03 |
You know where they are. |
| 00:53:05 |
follow me with that bundt cake. |
| 00:53:07 |
Yeah, we don't want |
| 00:53:09 |
I know. |
| 00:53:10 |
(whispering) |
| 00:53:12 |
- Gesundheit. |
| 00:53:14 |
(music playing) |
| 00:53:18 |
- Here we go. |
| 00:53:20 |
- (laughs) |
| 00:53:22 |
Yeah, beautiful beautiful. |
| 00:53:24 |
- (water splashes outside) |
| 00:53:26 |
Wow. Hogan's got a hell |
| 00:53:30 |
Marco Polo... |
| 00:53:33 |
You sit... |
| 00:53:35 |
So Barry was telling me |
| 00:53:38 |
you are quite the ambitious, |
| 00:53:41 |
And you've got quite |
| 00:53:45 |
- That... that's great, Spence. |
| 00:53:47 |
- Here you go, Barry. |
| 00:53:49 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:53:51 |
- Oh. |
| 00:53:52 |
Oh, that sounds like |
| 00:53:56 |
- Just give me the pill, honey. |
| 00:53:59 |
(music playing) |
| 00:54:07 |
- (whispering) What are you doing? |
| 00:54:10 |
Right, and rule number one |
| 00:54:12 |
is you don't fucking talk |
| 00:54:13 |
Now take her back |
| 00:54:15 |
# All the beauty in the world # |
| 00:54:19 |
# All the beauty |
| 00:54:34 |
- (all laughing) |
| 00:54:36 |
- Hi! |
| 00:54:39 |
- Where were you? |
| 00:54:41 |
- What? |
| 00:54:43 |
on the horseback ride from |
| 00:54:46 |
How could you forget that? |
| 00:54:47 |
- It was sunset. |
| 00:54:50 |
Yeah, I'm sorry. |
| 00:54:53 |
with my boss. Mr. Stack, |
| 00:54:58 |
Yeah, except you didn't know |
| 00:55:01 |
How very nice |
| 00:55:03 |
I'm Barry Stack. |
| 00:55:05 |
Is this true, Spencey? |
| 00:55:06 |
It's, um... |
| 00:55:09 |
Well, obviously you didn't |
| 00:55:13 |
I mean, apparently I'm just |
| 00:55:15 |
All the women |
| 00:55:17 |
Why are you partying |
| 00:55:20 |
Are you into old ladies, Spencey? |
| 00:55:22 |
What? No. |
| 00:55:24 |
I... I don't know what |
| 00:55:26 |
I-I-I-I-I I don't know... I don't know |
| 00:55:30 |
for this letter of recommendation. |
| 00:55:34 |
No thanks necessary, Fred. |
| 00:55:35 |
Anyway, after all is said and done, |
| 00:55:37 |
I think Spencey's |
| 00:55:40 |
Of course... of course... |
| 00:55:51 |
Let's go. Let's... |
| 00:55:58 |
Oh. |
| 00:56:00 |
Good night, Spence. |
| 00:56:02 |
- Spence, what's going on? |
| 00:56:05 |
Isn't she a little old |
| 00:56:07 |
Daniela, wait! |
| 00:56:08 |
Spence? Spence! |
| 00:56:13 |
I had no idea |
| 00:56:17 |
Don't go. |
| 00:56:18 |
Spence, I'm sorry. |
| 00:56:20 |
but I don't want |
| 00:56:22 |
- Come on, can't we just talk about it? |
| 00:56:25 |
What the...? |
| 00:56:27 |
You're not over him yet, are you? |
| 00:56:29 |
Spence? |
| 00:56:30 |
Are you having |
| 00:56:35 |
Oh my Go... you know, I would |
| 00:56:38 |
He's... he's sick! |
| 00:56:41 |
Amanda, not now, just go home. |
| 00:56:44 |
- Daniela, wait! |
| 00:56:50 |
You're a fucker, Spence! |
| 00:57:12 |
Good morning, guys. |
| 00:57:15 |
(whispering) |
| 00:57:17 |
They're not supposed |
| 00:57:19 |
Thank you very much, |
| 00:57:20 |
I think we can take it from here. |
| 00:57:24 |
So, tell us why |
| 00:57:27 |
you want to be members |
| 00:57:29 |
Well, it's like... |
| 00:57:32 |
about my mom's friends |
| 00:57:36 |
- So has he. |
| 00:57:38 |
Right. Welcome. |
| 00:57:41 |
- Yeah, okay. |
| 00:57:44 |
- Congratulations. |
| 00:57:47 |
A couple times. |
| 00:57:57 |
That's 345 and 346. |
| 00:58:01 |
It's just like you said. |
| 00:58:03 |
- La-la-la! |
| 00:58:05 |
- What? |
| 00:58:08 |
So I look at the question and the answer |
| 00:58:12 |
And I've been here |
| 00:58:14 |
- and I go blank, so... |
| 00:58:17 |
(clears throat) |
| 00:58:20 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:58:23 |
Oh hell no. |
| 00:58:26 |
No, try it, it's good. |
| 00:58:28 |
Have you tried the toenail? |
| 00:58:31 |
What the? |
| 00:58:33 |
Guys, I passed the bar. |
| 00:58:36 |
- No, you didn't! |
| 00:58:38 |
Way to go, man. |
| 00:58:40 |
(grunts) |
| 00:58:41 |
I couldn't have done it |
| 00:58:43 |
- Oh. |
| 00:58:45 |
I swear... |
| 00:58:47 |
- That's sweet, man. |
| 00:58:50 |
- It's true. |
| 00:58:52 |
Hey, okay. |
| 00:58:54 |
Okay, all right, Karl. |
| 00:58:55 |
(laughs) |
| 00:58:57 |
Have some celebratory cake. |
| 00:59:00 |
Well well well. |
| 00:59:03 |
Thanks, Mr. Archibald. |
| 00:59:05 |
(grunts) |
| 00:59:09 |
And your wife. |
| 00:59:12 |
Stack: |
| 00:59:14 |
and shit-turd's friend. |
| 00:59:16 |
Put down the fucking snacks |
| 00:59:19 |
Oh, and a special congratulations |
| 00:59:23 |
I never thought you'd pass. |
| 00:59:30 |
He knew my name. |
| 00:59:37 |
(door opens, closes) |
| 01:00:03 |
Assignment time. |
| 01:00:05 |
I need you shit turds to go |
| 01:00:08 |
His address is in the folder. |
| 01:00:10 |
I have knowledge |
| 01:00:12 |
on Wednesdays at 3:00. |
| 01:00:14 |
Take pictures |
| 01:00:16 |
Go! |
| 01:00:18 |
You are aware, sir... |
| 01:00:20 |
Are you speaking to me? |
| 01:00:23 |
- It's not what... |
| 01:00:34 |
Spence? |
| 01:00:36 |
By the way, I was wondering |
| 01:00:38 |
to finish my letter |
| 01:00:41 |
Not yet, shit turd. |
| 01:00:44 |
Do you know when you might be |
| 01:00:47 |
You'll know when |
| 01:00:49 |
Okay! Yeah. |
| 01:00:51 |
We will know that |
| 01:00:54 |
We look forward to that. |
| 01:00:56 |
(whispers) |
| 01:00:58 |
(door opens, closes) |
| 01:01:03 |
Look what I found |
| 01:01:07 |
"Cougar Club"? |
| 01:01:09 |
Hmm. |
| 01:01:12 |
I think our wives |
| 01:01:15 |
(girls hooting, splashing) |
| 01:01:19 |
(camera clicking) |
| 01:01:25 |
I can't believe she's still in love |
| 01:01:29 |
Why won't she call me back? |
| 01:01:31 |
Conrad's wife |
| 01:01:33 |
It's like, "Dude, |
| 01:01:35 |
leave me the fuck alone." |
| 01:01:37 |
(camera clicking) |
| 01:01:41 |
Your mind should be dug out |
| 01:01:44 |
Why? |
| 01:01:46 |
I know what I like. |
| 01:01:48 |
Oh, ladies, I gotta go |
| 01:01:54 |
Spence: |
| 01:01:55 |
That, my friend, is a gold lamé |
| 01:02:00 |
No. |
| 01:02:01 |
No, that's a bow and arrow. |
| 01:02:10 |
Gardener: |
| 01:02:16 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:02:22 |
- (boys grunting) |
| 01:02:35 |
(groaning) |
| 01:02:42 |
Oh, sorry, shit turds. |
| 01:02:45 |
I heard you got banged up a little, |
| 01:02:47 |
but the firm really appreciates |
| 01:02:51 |
And hey, I'll write that letter |
| 01:02:54 |
real soon. |
| 01:02:59 |
- Everyone's paid up. |
| 01:03:01 |
- Cool cool cool. |
| 01:03:02 |
- You all right? |
| 01:03:07 |
Hello, Cougar Club. |
| 01:03:09 |
(cheering) |
| 01:03:14 |
All right, nice to see you guys |
| 01:03:18 |
Let's talk about it. |
| 01:03:21 |
How great was pool party? |
| 01:03:23 |
(cheering) |
| 01:03:29 |
How about Film-Your-Own- |
| 01:03:34 |
I'm gonna take it down |
| 01:03:36 |
because some of you are |
| 01:03:38 |
you're regretting it now... |
| 01:03:41 |
"Midnight Graveyard |
| 01:03:49 |
Oh yeah! |
| 01:03:50 |
All right, all right. |
| 01:03:54 |
September 19th |
| 01:03:57 |
is our big Cougar Club extravaganza |
| 01:04:01 |
in Beverly Hills. |
| 01:04:03 |
That's right. |
| 01:04:06 |
so it just comes down to this... |
| 01:04:08 |
Don't be pussies, |
| 01:04:12 |
'cause they take care of you. |
| 01:04:15 |
(all chanting) |
| 01:04:18 |
(girl hooting) |
| 01:04:33 |
Hello, BMW. |
| 01:04:38 |
Nice. A Lexus. |
| 01:04:42 |
Ah. Miss Cadillac. |
| 01:04:46 |
Ooh. (growls) |
| 01:04:49 |
- Spence: Oh yeah. |
| 01:04:52 |
(growls) |
| 01:04:56 |
Oh shit, it's the Trans Am. |
| 01:04:59 |
Hey, Hogan. |
| 01:05:01 |
Still ain't moving, baby. Yeow! |
| 01:05:04 |
Look at that. |
| 01:05:08 |
- Hey. |
| 01:05:10 |
Whoo! |
| 01:05:14 |
- Welcome. |
| 01:05:17 |
Okay, Cameron, pay up. |
| 01:05:20 |
ATM's inside. |
| 01:05:22 |
Tried to run one by Karl? |
| 01:05:25 |
He's got eyes like a hawk. |
| 01:05:28 |
Look at her. |
| 01:05:31 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
| 01:05:45 |
Hey! |
| 01:05:58 |
Karl. Karl. |
| 01:06:02 |
Ooh! |
| 01:06:05 |
No, l... no, I don't know |
| 01:06:08 |
- No. |
| 01:06:10 |
(making lewd noises) |
| 01:06:13 |
Well, look at you, baby. Hey. |
| 01:06:16 |
Um, can I see |
| 01:06:18 |
Cougar card? |
| 01:06:21 |
I'm gonna have to pull him away |
| 01:06:23 |
Sure. |
| 01:06:24 |
This is a private party, |
| 01:06:27 |
- You're gonna have to go. |
| 01:06:29 |
That girl, she wants me. |
| 01:06:33 |
Well, unfortunately, |
| 01:06:36 |
Members only. |
| 01:06:38 |
Well, what do I got to do |
| 01:06:40 |
Well, I mean, there's a whole |
| 01:06:44 |
My partner and I |
| 01:06:47 |
And then if they approve, |
| 01:06:48 |
- then you pay a fee of like... |
| 01:06:52 |
and then there is individual fees |
| 01:06:55 |
Great, I've interviewed. |
| 01:06:57 |
I just won like, five grad cash |
| 01:07:00 |
I'll slide that your way, |
| 01:07:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:07:06 |
- $5,000? |
| 01:07:09 |
- Okay. Okay. |
| 01:07:11 |
Let's... just hold on |
| 01:07:15 |
Hold. |
| 01:07:16 |
Meet my partner, we'll finish |
| 01:07:19 |
- All right. |
| 01:07:20 |
- After you, sir. Please, after you. |
| 01:07:23 |
Attaboy. |
| 01:07:32 |
What the hell are you |
| 01:07:35 |
- I can't fuckin' believe it. |
| 01:07:37 |
Spence: |
| 01:07:40 |
Oh damn. |
| 01:07:42 |
I'm so sorry, man. |
| 01:07:44 |
Look, just real quick, |
| 01:07:46 |
- Now? |
| 01:07:48 |
There's this guy here and he's |
| 01:07:51 |
to join Cougar Club. |
| 01:07:53 |
Spence, what do you think? |
| 01:07:56 |
- It's... it's fine. |
| 01:07:58 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:07:59 |
Damn, so sorry. |
| 01:08:01 |
- Okay. |
| 01:08:03 |
- Now look, my friend is busy here. |
| 01:08:05 |
Okay? |
| 01:08:07 |
- Oh. |
| 01:08:08 |
- One shot. |
| 01:08:10 |
So... so basically |
| 01:08:14 |
5,000 bucks |
| 01:08:19 |
You are a charmer. |
| 01:08:22 |
- Cougar. Eh... |
| 01:08:24 |
Cougar. |
| 01:08:26 |
Nice. |
| 01:08:28 |
It's there. |
| 01:08:30 |
- Welcome to Cougar Club. |
| 01:08:33 |
Welcome to Cougar Club, man. |
| 01:08:34 |
- Ow! |
| 01:08:35 |
- What the hell? |
| 01:08:38 |
You're both under arrest |
| 01:08:40 |
- What? |
| 01:08:41 |
Oh my... God, |
| 01:08:43 |
Butler: You both have |
| 01:08:44 |
- Anything you say... |
| 01:08:46 |
...can and will be |
| 01:08:48 |
- Blah blah blah blah blah... |
| 01:08:52 |
Officer, these boys work for me. |
| 01:08:55 |
- Butler: Pandering. |
| 01:08:57 |
Wow, you think |
| 01:08:59 |
You hear that, honey? |
| 01:09:02 |
Should I put that in your |
| 01:09:08 |
Whoo! |
| 01:09:14 |
Here's your car, boys! |
| 01:09:19 |
Amanda said |
| 01:09:22 |
it would eventually destroy me, |
| 01:09:24 |
Oh, so, this is all my fault? |
| 01:09:26 |
I did all this by myself? |
| 01:09:28 |
'Cause you were there. |
| 01:09:30 |
I wasn't even looking at you |
| 01:09:32 |
Obviously, I had |
| 01:09:35 |
Do you not see how much |
| 01:09:37 |
Is that not perfectly clear to you? |
| 01:09:39 |
Yale? Totally fucked. |
| 01:09:43 |
Oh, what, I didn't lose my job? |
| 01:09:45 |
- (laughs) |
| 01:09:47 |
Don't even pretend |
| 01:09:49 |
because you don't have to |
| 01:09:52 |
You have no responsibilities, |
| 01:09:54 |
no one breathing down your |
| 01:09:56 |
demanding you do something |
| 01:09:59 |
won't think badly of them |
| 01:10:01 |
You don't even live |
| 01:10:03 |
- You know what your problem is? |
| 01:10:04 |
You're a fucking pussy, Spence. Yeah. |
| 01:10:06 |
You let people breathe down your neck |
| 01:10:09 |
and what you should be and |
| 01:10:13 |
My advice: |
| 01:10:15 |
All right, you know what? |
| 01:10:20 |
Uh, hey... |
| 01:10:23 |
You know, I've always, |
| 01:10:26 |
what it would be like to have |
| 01:10:30 |
(laughs) |
| 01:10:33 |
(siren wails) |
| 01:10:52 |
I can explain. |
| 01:10:56 |
Just get in. |
| 01:11:08 |
Come on, let's go. |
| 01:11:10 |
You, stay. |
| 01:11:37 |
Man on TV: |
| 01:11:41 |
- Jack. |
| 01:11:42 |
Jack, please. |
| 01:11:45 |
Jack! Don't do this. |
| 01:11:53 |
All right, Will, |
| 01:11:55 |
Will: |
| 01:11:59 |
and Hogan III. |
| 01:12:14 |
Representing ourselves, are we? |
| 01:12:39 |
Uh-huh. |
| 01:12:41 |
You're late, counsel. |
| 01:12:42 |
Yes. Yes, uh... |
| 01:12:44 |
How do your clients plead? |
| 01:12:46 |
I think I have that. |
| 01:12:48 |
Uh, just... |
| 01:12:50 |
- Not guilty, dude. |
| 01:12:52 |
Not guilty, dude. |
| 01:12:55 |
Very well. |
| 01:12:57 |
Your court date will be set for... |
| 01:13:01 |
three weeks from today... |
| 01:13:04 |
dude. |
| 01:13:06 |
- (bangs gavel) |
| 01:13:13 |
Hey... hey, don't worry. |
| 01:13:15 |
I've done all the research. |
| 01:13:17 |
I think I can convince |
| 01:13:22 |
See? |
| 01:13:24 |
Karl, your shoes don't match. |
| 01:13:28 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 01:13:30 |
I hope the judge didn't notice. |
| 01:13:33 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:13:35 |
Archibald's gonna be on my ass. |
| 01:13:36 |
Uh, bye. |
| 01:13:41 |
Ah! |
| 01:13:43 |
Think he was |
| 01:13:46 |
- He's a free choice. |
| 01:13:48 |
See, it won't close. |
| 01:13:52 |
- So how are you? |
| 01:13:54 |
Yeah, I'm moving in |
| 01:13:58 |
- Really? |
| 01:14:00 |
She's been really supportive. |
| 01:14:02 |
- Wow. |
| 01:14:05 |
- Is that really what you want? |
| 01:14:08 |
I need to go to law school |
| 01:14:13 |
- Yeah, well... |
| 01:14:15 |
Bye, Hogan. |
| 01:14:23 |
(cheering on TV) |
| 01:14:34 |
Hey, Karl. |
| 01:14:35 |
Hey. |
| 01:14:45 |
Another one of those |
| 01:14:47 |
Yeah, the Salisbury steak, |
| 01:14:49 |
Nice distance. |
| 01:15:01 |
So did the three-headed monster give you |
| 01:15:06 |
- (beeps) |
| 01:15:07 |
There was other stuff going on. |
| 01:15:12 |
What other stuff? |
| 01:15:15 |
What, they know... |
| 01:15:17 |
- No. |
| 01:15:19 |
No way. They know about you |
| 01:15:22 |
No, they know about you |
| 01:15:25 |
- Shut up. |
| 01:15:28 |
Yeah, I heard him say |
| 01:15:31 |
and then he spent the rest |
| 01:15:33 |
if you owned a car. |
| 01:15:36 |
And when he found out |
| 01:15:37 |
he said it was a good thing, |
| 01:15:39 |
plant a bomb in it, |
| 01:15:42 |
"blow you beyond |
| 01:15:43 |
He said that? |
| 01:15:45 |
- Uh-huh. |
| 01:15:47 |
Well, that's a fucking bona fide |
| 01:15:50 |
punishable by like, 25 years. |
| 01:15:52 |
I don't know. I could look it up. |
| 01:15:54 |
Think you could get him |
| 01:15:56 |
I don't know. |
| 01:15:57 |
No, I know you don't know, but if I sent |
| 01:16:01 |
you could provoke him into |
| 01:16:04 |
Oh God. I don't know. |
| 01:16:06 |
you know what? |
| 01:16:08 |
Karl, don't help me, okay? |
| 01:16:10 |
Fuck me, |
| 01:16:12 |
Where would you be without the club, |
| 01:16:15 |
You're be fucking files |
| 01:16:17 |
Don't go back there. |
| 01:16:18 |
The paper cuts haven't even |
| 01:16:22 |
No. Come on. |
| 01:16:25 |
From the top rope, baby. |
| 01:16:28 |
Yes! |
| 01:16:29 |
- (knocks on door) |
| 01:16:38 |
Uh, hello, Mr. Stack. |
| 01:16:41 |
- Mr. Conrad, Mr. Archibald. |
| 01:16:45 |
What do you want, douche bag? |
| 01:16:47 |
May I... |
| 01:16:49 |
you know... |
| 01:16:53 |
How do you... how do you do this? |
| 01:16:55 |
- Ah... oh! |
| 01:16:57 |
All right, there we go. |
| 01:17:00 |
Hmm, um... |
| 01:17:04 |
your conversation yesterday about |
| 01:17:07 |
Marshall Hogan and how he, |
| 01:17:09 |
you know, |
| 01:17:11 |
What did you say about my wife? |
| 01:17:13 |
- (squealing) |
| 01:17:15 |
and shove it up your ass! |
| 01:17:18 |
No, I'm on your side. |
| 01:17:19 |
Let's hear what |
| 01:17:26 |
(feedback) |
| 01:17:28 |
- Speak, Karl. |
| 01:17:30 |
Well... I saw him this morning. |
| 01:17:34 |
So I couldn't help but notice |
| 01:17:36 |
he was driving |
| 01:17:40 |
that was red. And so I said, |
| 01:17:44 |
And he said, you know, |
| 01:17:45 |
Yeah, it's brand new, |
| 01:17:48 |
So, on impulse, |
| 01:17:51 |
which I brought back... |
| 01:17:54 |
and I wrote down |
| 01:17:56 |
while he was driving away, |
| 01:17:59 |
that if he owned a car, |
| 01:18:03 |
oh darn, what was it? |
| 01:18:06 |
What... what did you say? |
| 01:18:08 |
I said I'd put a bomb in it |
| 01:18:12 |
Get to the fuckin' point, Karl! |
| 01:18:14 |
I just thought you should know |
| 01:18:18 |
And that... |
| 01:18:20 |
this is his... |
| 01:18:23 |
license plate number |
| 01:18:26 |
How nice of you, butt-licker. |
| 01:18:29 |
- Way to look out for the team. |
| 01:18:31 |
Oh, thank you, Mr. Stack. |
| 01:18:38 |
- Yes. |
| 01:18:40 |
Why so forthcoming? |
| 01:18:43 |
Uh-oh. Uh, well, |
| 01:18:45 |
you know, my mom, |
| 01:18:50 |
- constantly. |
| 01:18:52 |
No, she... |
| 01:18:54 |
She... and I want, uh... |
| 01:18:57 |
I don't want anyone to have to |
| 01:19:00 |
be it you, Mr. Stack, or Mr. Conrad, |
| 01:19:04 |
Mr. Archibald. |
| 01:19:07 |
Ah! Ow, oh! |
| 01:19:10 |
Conrad: |
| 01:19:12 |
Thank you. |
| 01:19:17 |
That's lunch. |
| 01:19:19 |
All-you-can-eat sushi, |
| 01:19:21 |
In. |
| 01:19:25 |
Thanks for letting us |
| 01:19:27 |
I promise, bomb squad'll reverse |
| 01:19:31 |
Oh, that's okay, baby. |
| 01:19:33 |
I'm just glad |
| 01:19:36 |
That's my Gladys. |
| 01:19:38 |
It's good to see you. |
| 01:19:40 |
You too, Marshall. |
| 01:19:44 |
Now, no bombs have |
| 01:19:47 |
I just delivered |
| 01:19:48 |
There's no guarantee |
| 01:19:51 |
I mean, the whole threat |
| 01:19:55 |
- holy shit! |
| 01:19:58 |
Fuck! They're here. |
| 01:20:00 |
They're here. Fuck fuck! |
| 01:20:01 |
Look at this, fuck! |
| 01:20:04 |
My God. Oh my... |
| 01:20:06 |
Look at that fucking... look. |
| 01:20:08 |
- Holy shit. |
| 01:20:10 |
Karl: |
| 01:20:15 |
Oh! |
| 01:20:16 |
No, Lord! They meant it! |
| 01:20:20 |
(Hogan whispers) |
| 01:20:22 |
You ever see what happens to people |
| 01:20:25 |
- Now calm your shit down. |
| 01:20:27 |
No no no, I think |
| 01:20:30 |
You think it's Mr. Stack |
| 01:20:32 |
- They might have hired people. |
| 01:20:35 |
Yeah. |
| 01:20:39 |
Oh, they're highly organized. |
| 01:20:42 |
(sirens wailing) |
| 01:20:45 |
(guns cocking) |
| 01:20:47 |
Freeze, you little freak! |
| 01:20:49 |
- (all sigh) |
| 01:20:51 |
- You're going down! |
| 01:20:54 |
I swear to God |
| 01:20:56 |
(Dolly mumbles) |
| 01:20:58 |
Ah! |
| 01:21:00 |
Hey, don't move there! |
| 01:21:03 |
I had no... |
| 01:21:05 |
Oh yeah, that's the baby. |
| 01:21:08 |
- Don't do it! |
| 01:21:11 |
Gun down! Right now! |
| 01:21:20 |
- (tears) |
| 01:21:23 |
Mommy. |
| 01:21:25 |
- Down down down down down! |
| 01:21:29 |
Down down down down down! |
| 01:21:41 |
Amanda: |
| 01:21:43 |
I'm on the phone |
| 01:21:47 |
Hold on a second, Rita. |
| 01:21:49 |
I thought he didn't |
| 01:21:51 |
- Please, just... |
| 01:21:53 |
- Okay. |
| 01:21:54 |
- Okay! |
| 01:21:57 |
I... figured she would. |
| 01:22:00 |
Hi. |
| 01:22:01 |
Thanks. Oh. |
| 01:22:08 |
- Really? |
| 01:22:11 |
She's thrilled. |
| 01:22:14 |
it's a dream come true. |
| 01:22:16 |
- Well, congratulations, Spence. |
| 01:22:19 |
Red roses? No no, nobody said |
| 01:22:21 |
I want perfect white calla lilies. |
| 01:22:24 |
Write it down! |
| 01:22:27 |
- And I'm going to law school. |
| 01:22:29 |
Yeah, Baker accepted me a while ago, |
| 01:22:32 |
I mean, it's not Yale, |
| 01:22:33 |
but hey, my dad understands |
| 01:22:35 |
- and Amanda's all for it. |
| 01:22:38 |
Well, I'll get out of you two |
| 01:22:41 |
but l... I just wanted |
| 01:22:44 |
when I showed you this. |
| 01:22:54 |
(whispers) |
| 01:22:56 |
And get... |
| 01:22:58 |
get this... |
| 01:23:01 |
They found one |
| 01:23:03 |
Those bastards knew about |
| 01:23:06 |
The whole thing was a setup. |
| 01:23:08 |
Oh my gosh. |
| 01:23:10 |
Well, in light |
| 01:23:12 |
he's arranged a little meeting |
| 01:23:14 |
to review our case. |
| 01:23:20 |
Everything's gonna be fine. |
| 01:23:23 |
Hey, I'll call you back. |
| 01:23:25 |
Hi. Hey. |
| 01:23:27 |
- Hey. |
| 01:23:28 |
I... just gotta go meet my lawyer. |
| 01:23:31 |
With him? |
| 01:23:32 |
- Well, yeah. |
| 01:23:36 |
Spence, I thought |
| 01:23:39 |
If you want to be married to me, |
| 01:23:42 |
permanently! |
| 01:23:43 |
(mutters) |
| 01:23:46 |
(chuckling) |
| 01:23:50 |
- Oh. |
| 01:23:52 |
Mwah! |
| 01:23:55 |
I'm sorry, Amanda. |
| 01:23:56 |
I mean, l... I never even |
| 01:23:59 |
Here. |
| 01:24:03 |
Wait. |
| 01:24:06 |
But wait, Spence, but... |
| 01:24:10 |
- God, I almost did that, didn't I? |
| 01:24:12 |
Shake it off, brother. The bullet |
| 01:24:15 |
Spence! Come back! Ahh! |
| 01:24:19 |
So what's the deal |
| 01:24:22 |
Margaret Emerson. |
| 01:24:25 |
She's a nasty one, |
| 01:24:28 |
But when she heard about |
| 01:24:33 |
the almost-certain setup |
| 01:24:35 |
she seemed intrigued. |
| 01:24:37 |
- Oh. |
| 01:24:39 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:24:40 |
Excuse me, I've gotta... |
| 01:24:43 |
um, you know what? |
| 01:24:46 |
just tell her I'll be right back, okay? |
| 01:24:51 |
- (Karl farting) |
| 01:24:53 |
That's coming |
| 01:24:56 |
Just take an orange pill, |
| 01:24:58 |
No, that's okay. |
| 01:25:14 |
Spencer Holmes |
| 01:25:17 |
- Yes, ma'am. |
| 01:25:22 |
Sit down. |
| 01:25:44 |
So... |
| 01:25:46 |
I'm supposed to believe |
| 01:25:49 |
started a club |
| 01:25:51 |
so you could hook up |
| 01:25:56 |
Well, are there really |
| 01:25:58 |
(both chuckle) |
| 01:26:00 |
Your Honor? |
| 01:26:04 |
Margaret, I'm looking |
| 01:26:07 |
and all I want to do |
| 01:26:09 |
is just jump over this table |
| 01:26:12 |
and go to town. |
| 01:26:15 |
and I'm sorry if I'm, like, |
| 01:26:17 |
of polite society here, |
| 01:26:19 |
but I would make love to you |
| 01:26:22 |
until you screamed |
| 01:26:25 |
- like you've never felt before. |
| 01:26:26 |
we want to be very clear. |
| 01:26:29 |
exchange money |
| 01:26:31 |
We charged membership fees. |
| 01:26:35 |
or Christdate. Net for that matter. |
| 01:26:37 |
It's just that our target |
| 01:26:40 |
- one could say. |
| 01:26:41 |
I'm gonna venture a guess here. |
| 01:26:43 |
If I were to come around this table |
| 01:26:45 |
the back of your neck |
| 01:26:50 |
a slight chill would |
| 01:26:52 |
Might. |
| 01:26:54 |
Wow. Ma'am, |
| 01:26:56 |
- No ma'am, no ma'am. |
| 01:26:58 |
No ma'am, we're bona fide businessmen |
| 01:27:01 |
which... yes, we have a website now. |
| 01:27:03 |
Eventually we plan |
| 01:27:05 |
and then we'll tour |
| 01:27:07 |
branching out to all |
| 01:27:09 |
all so that we can |
| 01:27:11 |
with women such as yourself. |
| 01:27:13 |
So sublime, so lush, |
| 01:27:16 |
- seasoned, exquisite. |
| 01:27:18 |
Yeah. |
| 01:27:20 |
What about your partner? |
| 01:27:22 |
This guy? |
| 01:27:24 |
This guy. Oh my God. |
| 01:27:26 |
Yeah. Ha. |
| 01:27:29 |
Prove it. |
| 01:27:33 |
What... oh. |
| 01:27:53 |
Woman: |
| 01:27:55 |
# But I drink wine # |
| 01:28:01 |
# You wear the watch, |
| 01:28:09 |
# You're so delicious # |
| 01:28:12 |
# But I'm tasty, yeah # |
| 01:28:18 |
# You may be fine # |
| 01:28:21 |
- (moaning) |
| 01:28:26 |
# You may be fine, |
| 01:28:31 |
# You may be cute, but I'm sexy # |
| 01:28:36 |
# You may be pretty, |
| 01:28:40 |
# But I'm sexy, |
| 01:28:44 |
# You may be fine, |
| 01:28:48 |
# You may be cute... # |
| 01:28:50 |
Hogan: |
| 01:28:51 |
A few more cases, you can actually |
| 01:28:54 |
Yeah! |
| 01:28:56 |
- Stop the car, stop the car. |
| 01:28:58 |
- Why? Why? |
| 01:28:59 |
- Oh. |
| 01:29:05 |
- I'm not gonna waste gas. |
| 01:29:08 |
- Karl: Okay. |
| 01:29:11 |
Hey. |
| 01:29:16 |
I'm sorry that I haven't |
| 01:29:19 |
I... I've just been swamped |
| 01:29:21 |
with getting my real estate license. |
| 01:29:23 |
It's great to see you. |
| 01:29:27 |
I'm glad you're okay. |
| 01:29:29 |
Yeah yeah. |
| 01:29:31 |
We're having a party |
| 01:29:34 |
It's at 8:00. I'd love to see you. |
| 01:29:39 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:41 |
Sounds good. |
| 01:29:43 |
Good. |
| 01:29:45 |
Maybe. |
| 01:29:48 |
Okay, bye. |
| 01:29:55 |
(woman vocalizing) |
| 01:30:02 |
# Let's go... # |
| 01:30:06 |
All: |
| 01:30:08 |
Here we go, here we go. |
| 01:30:13 |
- Whoa. |
| 01:30:15 |
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Ho. |
| 01:30:19 |
To Stack, Conrad |
| 01:30:22 |
- (hoots) |
| 01:30:25 |
Bastards. |
| 01:30:27 |
- To Cougar Club! |
| 01:30:30 |
- Oh! |
| 01:30:32 |
- Cougar Club! |
| 01:30:36 |
I'm feeling it. Mmm! |
| 01:30:42 |
Take a look around. |
| 01:30:43 |
This is what can happen |
| 01:30:48 |
Couldn't have done it |
| 01:30:52 |
True, man. There's so many |
| 01:30:55 |
Yeah, uh-huh, yep, |
| 01:30:59 |
all right, okay, sure. |
| 01:31:01 |
It's not even |
| 01:31:03 |
Hey, Karl. Drink up. |
| 01:31:04 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 01:31:08 |
I can't believe it. |
| 01:31:14 |
- Go go go. |
| 01:31:16 |
# Let's go, |
| 01:31:19 |
# Let's go running... # |
| 01:31:22 |
I am so happy |
| 01:31:25 |
I wouldn't have missed it. |
| 01:31:27 |
# Let's go dancing # |
| 01:31:30 |
- # Let's go running # |
| 01:31:32 |
# Let's go # |
| 01:31:36 |
- Whoa! |
| 01:31:39 |
(all cheer) |
| 01:31:42 |
Oh my boys, |
| 01:31:46 |
This is what |
| 01:31:49 |
and I know it's what |
| 01:31:51 |
- Oh. |
| 01:31:53 |
- Thanks, Mom. |
| 01:31:57 |
Eh, now you're men. |
| 01:31:59 |
Go and be wise. |
| 01:32:01 |
- Yeah. |
| 01:32:02 |
- (stomach growls) |
| 01:32:04 |
Not again. |
| 01:32:07 |
- Uh, kitchen. |
| 01:32:09 |
Fred: |
| 01:32:12 |
- Thanks, Dad. |
| 01:32:14 |
- Cookies. |
| 01:32:15 |
Mom, just how I like 'em. |
| 01:32:19 |
(all sigh) |
| 01:32:21 |
All right. |
| 01:32:23 |
Bye, Mom. |
| 01:32:25 |
Bye. |
| 01:32:29 |
(Karl hollers, indistinct) |
| 01:32:31 |
Yeah! |
| 01:32:35 |
Teddy: |
| 01:32:38 |
- Mom: I love you boys! |
| 01:32:40 |
Bye! |
| 01:32:41 |
Be careful! |
| 01:32:43 |
# Liberate me # |
| 01:32:45 |
- # Liberate me... # |
| 01:32:47 |
# Liberate me, liberate me... # |
| 01:32:53 |
Hogan: |
| 01:32:54 |
# Around the sun # |
| 01:32:58 |
# On the run # |
| 01:33:01 |
# Nothing can stop me... # |
| 01:33:03 |
Gardener: |
| 01:33:05 |
# From having my fun # |
| 01:33:06 |
# Liberate me # |
| 01:33:09 |
# Liberate me, liberate me # |
| 01:33:15 |
# Liberate me # |
| 01:33:18 |
# Liberate me, |
| 01:33:25 |
Mom and Dad are home |
| 01:33:28 |
- Fuck! |
| 01:33:29 |
Fuck! |
| 01:33:30 |
(rock music playing) |
| 01:34:43 |
Ah! |
| 01:34:46 |
Ooh. |
| 01:34:52 |
- Uh... |
| 01:35:03 |
# Around the sun # |
| 01:35:06 |
# On the run # |
| 01:35:08 |
# Nothing can stop me # |
| 01:35:11 |
# From having my fun # |
| 01:35:14 |
# Liberate me, liberate me # |
| 01:35:20 |
# Liberate me, |
| 01:35:26 |
# Liberate me, liberate me. # |
| 01:35:30 |
(big band music playing) |
| 01:37:11 |
Ah! |
| 01:37:13 |
Mmm. Nuh-uh. |
| 01:37:16 |
(laughs) |
| 01:37:18 |
(sighs) |
| 01:37:19 |
(glass shatters) |
