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00:02:32	What was that?
00:02:34	Honey, are the kids
00:02:41	I peed.
00:02:45	Kevin peed the bed.
00:02:47	Our bed? Uh-huh.
00:02:48	All 500 thread counts
00:02:51	- I'm sorry.
00:02:53	I don't want you to
00:02:55	It'll happen again your freshman
00:02:58	No more sodas before bed!
00:03:00	Sit down here. But I like soda.
00:03:02	How you doing, big guy? Good morning.
00:03:05	Let's have a big morning!
00:03:06	Let's start off with a little
00:03:09	Here's Daddy's coffee. And I need it.
00:03:11	Here's your bowl of
00:03:14	Why no loop?
00:03:15	Daddy doesn't need loops.
00:03:16	I gotta eat it. If I eat a big meal now,
00:03:17	then I can watch what I eat later.
00:03:19	Otherwise, I'll get starved
00:03:20	Okay, honey. We've got to hurry up,
00:03:21	'cause we got to go to hockey.
00:03:23	I thought you could do that
00:03:24	because I might try to get a
00:03:26	Honey, we have to go by the
00:03:29	I want you to see it. We
00:03:31	and I told you how
00:03:34	I'm Mega Man! May the best team win!
00:03:37	Okay, guys, let's keep it down.
00:03:38	Keep the eyes on the... On the screen.
00:03:40	You guys doing good?
00:03:41	Honey? Yeah.
00:03:43	What do you think? Nickel, brushed
00:03:45	I like the silver ones.
00:03:46	They're all silver.
00:03:47	Well, great. Pick out whichever
00:03:49	No, I'm not gonna pick
00:03:51	because you know what's gonna happen?
00:03:53	Is that I'm gonna pick one
00:03:55	once they're in and
00:03:57	Hello? Dave, where
00:04:00	I'm picking out pulls. Why have
00:04:02	Well, you know how my credit's
00:04:06	But you're divorced.
00:04:08	I need you to cosign for my motorcycle.
00:04:09	What motorcycle? I'm
00:04:11	Shane, you have no money.
00:04:14	Why in the world would you be buying
00:04:17	Dave, you're white. You
00:04:20	This is something different.
00:04:21	Don't play the race
00:04:23	I'll take him in. You
00:04:25	Okay. All right, go ahead.
00:04:27	Have fun, champ. Go get 'em, buddy.
00:04:29	You should see this thing. It's
00:04:34	Who's Trudy?
00:04:35	That's my girlfriend.
00:04:36	Girl from the mall?
00:04:37	She's 20 years old, Dave.
00:04:39	Let's go. Let's move
00:04:41	Listen, Shane. You are not buying
00:04:43	some 20-year-old
00:04:46	I'm not buying her
00:04:47	Daddy, what's taking so long?
00:04:51	Hey, baby, I'm on the phone,
00:04:52	and I would prefer it if you
00:04:56	But I call all my boyfriends Daddy!
00:05:04	Dave, you gotta do this for me.
00:05:06	Why don't you just lease it?
00:05:07	No, she'll know.
00:05:08	Who will know? She's a kid.
00:05:10	Buy her a Hello Kitty book.
00:05:12	Get her an assignment notebook
00:05:14	You don't have to buy her a motorcycle.
00:05:15	Did you or did you not say, "Move on"?
00:05:18	I told you to try to work it out.
00:05:19	Joey's the one who told you to move on.
00:05:21	Can you give me a minute?
00:05:23	Try to make it fast, Daddy.
00:05:30	Dave, I'm hurting. I would
00:05:35	But we know that's not gonna happen.
00:05:37	It's nice to feel appreciated.
00:05:40	I need this for me.
00:05:44	Fine. Just text me the address. Okay?
00:05:48	Pick out a helmet, baby!
00:05:50	Daddy!
00:05:52	So, honey, this is the tile.
00:05:53	It's all gonna happen at once
00:05:56	Sweetheart, I'll help you.
00:05:57	I want a sugar cone.
00:05:58	I'm gonna hit you
00:06:00	Honey, you work from 8:00 to 8:00.
00:06:01	You're not gonna be helping anyone.
00:06:02	Hang on, honey, okay?
00:06:04	It's just really busy right now
00:06:05	because the video game ships this month.
00:06:06	Now that I have you, I
00:06:08	and tell me what you really think.
00:06:09	It's fine.
00:06:11	Do you love it?
00:06:12	As much as I can love
00:06:14	Okay, good, 'cause it's $1,000.
00:06:16	Really? Mmm-hmm.
00:06:17	Is that installed?
00:06:19	Nope, just the tile.
00:06:20	Well, what is it made
00:06:22	No, it's not made out of whale tusks.
00:06:24	This is so boring.
00:06:25	Give me just one second.
00:06:27	Honey? We have to do this today. Hello?
00:06:28	Hello, Dave. Joey?
00:06:29	Yeah, hey. Look... Just
00:06:31	...what are you doing
00:06:32	If it's Joey, can you ask him
00:06:34	Are you... Are you coming
00:06:36	Yeah, yeah, I'll be there.
00:06:37	Yeah, he's coming, all right?
00:06:38	Give me one second. Stay with Mom.
00:06:39	One second.
00:06:40	Jason's gonna be calling you, all right?
00:06:42	He's got another one of
00:06:45	Hold on one second. Hello?
00:06:47	Hey, Dave, it's Jason.
00:06:49	Listen, I'd love to put something
00:06:52	Are you gonna make it to
00:06:54	Yes, I am. Now, listen,
00:06:57	you guys would come
00:06:59	because Cynthia and I have
00:07:01	that would just play gangbusters
00:07:04	Okay, okay, hold on one
00:07:07	Hello? Why'd you hang up on me?
00:07:08	I didn't hang up on you. You're on hold.
00:07:10	He's trying to get me to see
00:07:12	That stuff creeps me out.
00:07:13	It's just how he communicates.
00:07:14	He's... He's, you know...
00:07:15	Well, I don't like
00:07:17	let alone looking at diagrams.
00:07:19	Joey, he was scared.
00:07:20	Tell him I'm not going.
00:07:21	I ain't telling him you're not going.
00:07:22	You know, I got him on the other line.
00:07:23	You can tell him yourself. Hold on.
00:07:24	I don't want to... I don't...
00:07:26	Hello, Jason?
00:07:27	Yeah. I got Joey on the line.
00:07:29	Hey, Joey, I've left you
00:07:31	a bunch of voice mail messages
00:07:33	Listen, I can't make it.
00:07:34	Well, we haven't even
00:07:37	If you'd listened to the voice mail,
00:07:38	you'd know that this
00:07:40	to check your temperature on schedule.
00:07:41	I'm not sitting through another
00:07:44	Listen, pal, I'm alive today because
00:07:47	Is this about ball cancer?
00:07:48	"Cause I..
00:07:49	I'm gonna wrap this up right now.
00:07:53	and if you two refuse to check
00:07:55	I certainly can't force you, can l?
00:07:57	Look, I gotta go, all right? Bye+
00:07:59	Dave, are you still there? Hello, Dave?
00:08:03	Kevin! Kevin, that's not a real toilet!
00:08:06	Sweetheart, he's pissing in
00:08:08	Buddy, I gotta go.
00:08:09	But Cynthia and I are willing to
00:08:11	Jason, you don't understand.
00:08:13	right in the middle of the
00:08:15	Okay, but that's not
00:08:17	It looks like a real toilet to me.
00:08:18	Yeah, it looks real. Okay.
00:08:22	That's a whole other conversation.
00:08:23	You feel better? Yep.
00:08:24	Okay, let's button those up.
00:08:26	Yep.
00:08:33	There's not a lot to
00:08:47	Mom, Dad's home.
00:08:48	Hi, hon.
00:08:49	Hey, how was your day?
00:08:52	Usual. Yours?
00:08:53	Good.
00:08:55	Okay, love you. Bye.
00:08:58	Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait
00:08:59	You're going out? Yeah, I'm going out.
00:09:01	What are... What are you wearing?
00:09:03	Shorts. Shorts?
00:09:04	That's... That's a Maxi Pad.
00:09:06	Dad, they're designer shorts.
00:09:09	Could you just come over
00:09:11	I don't have time for this.
00:09:13	Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...
00:09:14	I'm late and they're waiting for me.
00:09:16	I know,
00:09:17	but you still live in my house
00:09:20	Yeah, I know. Now when
00:09:21	you send signals.
00:09:23	You know what kind of
00:09:24	You attract the guy with the...
00:09:25	With his pants around
00:09:27	No, I don't! Yes, you do.
00:09:29	Sweetheart, he is right.
00:09:31	Lacey, I'm saying you're beautiful.
00:09:33	You're smart. You're a good person.
00:09:35	You just got accepted into Stanford.
00:09:37	We're so proud of you.
00:09:38	I'm just saying know your value, okay?
00:09:40	And if a guy doesn't see
00:09:43	No, and you don't want to
00:09:48	Okay, then I'll go change.
00:09:50	Thank you.
00:09:54	And could you change the
00:09:56	Dad.
00:09:57	It's just 'cause we love you.
00:09:59	Love me less.
00:10:00	I don't want any bikini
00:10:02	When you're living in my
00:10:04	Okay? You keep your body a secret.
00:10:06	Except you get to, you know,
00:10:13	Did you send the tuition check?
00:10:15	You said you were going to.
00:10:16	Please. Don't start this again.
00:10:19	Yeah, I didn't start with
00:10:21	You're supposed to send the check.
00:10:22	You said you were gonna do it.
00:10:23	You never do anything
00:10:25	Eighteen years. Just try to hold it
00:10:28	Trust me, I'm counting the days.
00:10:33	Do that hurt, Daddy,
00:10:37	It's both. It hurt and it feel good.
00:10:41	Bang, bang.
00:10:46	Did you put in the wide beauty shots?
00:10:48	Yeah.
00:10:49	Are you sure?
00:10:50	Why would you ask me that?
00:10:51	You know I triple-check everything.
00:10:53	Yeah, no, I know. It's just,
00:10:56	We only get one shot at it.
00:10:57	It'd just be nice if you could
00:11:00	I do. Come on, I do, I do. I just
00:11:04	It's not about trust. Come on.
00:11:06	I want it to be perfect, too.
00:11:09	Good.
00:11:27	How old is she?
00:11:28	I think she's 20. He
00:11:31	She was working at Foot Locker.
00:11:33	He was so in love with Jennifer.
00:11:35	I am shocked he met someone so quickly.
00:11:37	I know. I was hoping they
00:11:40	I haven't even heard from
00:11:43	I think he got us in the
00:11:48	Cynthia, it's time. We're
00:11:50	Great. Ladies?
00:11:51	You're kidding, right? No, it's easy.
00:11:52	We brought our own screen.
00:11:54	You can't do it right now.
00:11:55	We're in the middle of
00:11:57	It won't take long and I know
00:12:01	Bring your booze.
00:12:02	Okay, then.
00:12:05	We're taking the wine.
00:12:07	Watch this, guys. Watch.
00:12:13	Just, could you please put
00:12:15	I'm trying, Joey.
00:12:17	Please. I don't want to
00:12:19	Where's Trudy?
00:12:20	Oh, she's watching the magician.
00:12:22	Well, there it is. Okay.
00:12:24	This is not a video and it
00:12:27	Thank God. That,s a first.
00:12:29	Jason and I are seriously
00:12:37	Okay? So, it's no secret
00:12:41	that Cynthia and I have had our problems
00:12:44	trying to conceive
00:12:46	That's no reason to get a divorce.
00:12:48	No.
00:12:49	We know. Of course not.
00:12:50	But suffice it to say, it's been
00:12:56	and it's forced us to question
00:13:00	You two are perfect for each other.
00:13:02	We're just not so sure
00:13:04	We're not in a good place.
00:13:06	Now, this is not a decision
00:13:11	Cynthia and I have been
00:13:13	And if it's not meant to be,
00:13:14	we just don't want to waste
00:13:17	Yeah. Because, if we do get divorced,
00:13:21	it will take at least six months
00:13:23	to go through the five stages of grief.
00:13:26	For the sake of argument,
00:13:27	let's optimistically assume it takes
00:13:31	Tack on another 12 months for courtship,
00:13:34	an additional six months
00:13:36	You can see how this starts to stack up.
00:13:38	Sounds like you guys are really
00:13:41	Well, we're lost, Dave,
00:13:42	and so what we need to do is we
00:13:44	and we need to find out whether
00:13:47	or whether we're gonna fold up shop.
00:13:48	And that is why we are going to go here.
00:13:53	You're on, Cyn.
00:13:56	Welcome to Eden. Okay? The
00:14:01	It's got fun, it's got sun.
00:14:05	Wow. That is amazing.
00:14:08	Yeah, you guys are gonna have a blast.
00:14:10	Actually, we have found
00:14:12	Oh, there's the fine print.
00:14:14	No, now... Now, Joey, you know, just...
00:14:16	The embarrassing fact is that, you know,
00:14:18	Cynthia and I can't afford to
00:14:21	but if all of us go
00:14:25	It's called the Pelican Package.
00:14:28	Okay? It's six nights, seven
00:14:31	And there are quite a few
00:14:35	Who here likes to eat?
00:14:36	I know you guys do. I sure do.
00:14:37	Right? Boom!
00:14:39	Why not do it at a
00:14:42	You guys, it has a
00:14:44	Ah. Mmm-hmm.
00:14:46	They've got your kayaking,
00:14:49	they've got your canoeing,
00:14:50	they've got your jet skiing. Wow.
00:14:51	It's got Couples Skill
00:14:54	Who, whoa, whoa. Back up.
00:14:56	What was that last thing?
00:14:57	Snorkeling?
00:14:58	No, no. Before snorkeling
00:15:01	you said, "Couples Skill Building."
00:15:03	That sounds like therapy to me.
00:15:05	See, that's gonna be a problem.
00:15:06	We don't believe in therapy. No.
00:15:07	Hell to the no.
00:15:09	Then you don't have to do it.
00:15:11	That's the great thing about
00:15:13	It really includes everything.
00:15:15	Obviously, Jason and I want to partake
00:15:17	in the Couples Skill Building,
00:15:18	but you guys can just do the fun stuff.
00:15:20	So what are we asking?
00:15:21	We're asking for you
00:15:24	and have an awesome time, okay?
00:15:26	I mean, this... Come
00:15:29	Jason, I got a job,
00:15:30	and with everything that's going on with
00:15:34	it would be impossible
00:15:36	Yeah, we can't.
00:15:37	When was the last time you
00:15:42	I mean, don't you want to go
00:15:45	together, as a couple?
00:15:47	What kind of question is that?
00:15:49	That's like asking Richard Simmons,
00:15:50	would he rather stuff his face
00:15:53	Of course he'd rather stuff
00:15:55	'cause he's... He's got
00:15:56	So he can get up and do his
00:15:59	Maybe he needs the money. Maybe
00:16:02	I don't know what goes
00:16:03	And I'd love to go to that
00:16:05	Not 'cause I got to make videos like
00:16:09	Listen, I can really appreciate
00:16:13	Right, well, we need
00:16:17	We've been on the wait list forever
00:16:18	and these slots just opened up.
00:16:20	We'd need to leave next week.
00:16:22	Next week?
00:16:23	That's right.
00:16:24	What happened to spontaneity?
00:16:26	I don't know. Why don't we
00:16:28	on spontaneity and fun
00:16:30	Look, Cynthia and I
00:16:34	I mean, really. You
00:16:37	you know, we've stopped having fun
00:16:39	and we're not even sure we
00:16:42	So, what we need to find out
00:16:45	where we really enjoy
00:16:47	Can we get back to the place
00:17:04	Cynthia's IM-ing me.
00:17:07	Jason was IM-ing me all night.
00:17:09	What'd you tell him?
00:17:11	I logged off.
00:17:14	The place did look beautiful.
00:17:18	It'd kind of be like we got
00:17:21	God, yeah.
00:17:23	That'd be great.
00:17:28	Really?
00:17:30	Yeah.
00:17:31	Don't you think? I mean, I don't
00:17:34	When you're a little girl,
00:17:36	you dream about your
00:17:41	You know.
00:17:43	I was pretty lucky to
00:17:45	Yeah, of course.
00:17:47	I mean, I can't even imagine...
00:17:49	Living in your dad's
00:17:55	It's funny how time goes so fast.
00:17:57	That doesn't seem that long ago.
00:17:59	No.
00:18:01	Seems like we just had so much going on
00:18:03	and we have ever since,
00:18:08	but maybe the thing to do is just really
00:18:10	buckle down over these next six months
00:18:12	and then when we come up
00:18:16	That sounds like a plan.
00:18:30	Dave? Did you hear that?
00:18:33	Go back to bed, honey.
00:18:39	What's going on?
00:18:40	I think there's someone outside.
00:18:43	Okay, I'll check it out.
00:18:56	Honey, be careful.
00:19:19	Freeze! Do not move!
00:19:21	Hey, don't... No, it's me, it's
00:19:24	What's going on?
00:19:25	It's fine, honey, it's Jason.
00:19:26	Hello!
00:19:28	Why didn't you call?
00:19:29	Didn't want to wake you up.
00:19:31	Are you crazy? I could've
00:19:33	What does that say about you, huh?
00:19:35	Rapists don't gently toss
00:19:39	Wait, can you let me figure it out,
00:19:42	Turn it off!
00:19:43	It costs money every
00:19:48	Hello? Yeah, everything's
00:19:51	The password is
00:19:54	"Ass-tastic." One word.
00:19:59	A-S-S-T-A-S-T-I-C.
00:20:04	That's right, it's... Okay.
00:20:09	l... Yes, thank you.
00:20:13	Didn't want to go with the pet's name?
00:20:14	What are you doing here, dude?
00:20:16	What do you think I'm doing here?
00:20:19	Jas, you're showing up to my
00:20:22	Dave. You're breaking and
00:20:25	Yeah, I know, I'm losing my mind.
00:20:26	This... The whole fertility doctor
00:20:30	We don't communicate anymore.
00:20:33	We... The only time we have sex is,
00:20:35	you know, when she's ovulating,
00:20:36	and even then, it's
00:20:39	It's... I don't know.
00:20:40	Like an oil derrick.
00:20:41	We used to be very,
00:20:43	Now, it's... I don,t know.
00:20:46	Twice a week, tops.
00:20:48	That's a lot.
00:20:49	Is it? How often do you do it?
00:20:52	It's different now, 'cause
00:20:54	So?
00:20:56	Well, my son falls
00:20:58	That shouldn't stop you.
00:20:59	That's disgusting.
00:21:00	I'm not saying he
00:21:02	Just move him into his
00:21:04	Jason. I can really appreciate
00:21:06	but, man, this couldn't
00:21:09	There's just no way
00:21:10	from everything and go right now.
00:21:11	I'm sorry, but there's just
00:21:14	I'm just scared, you know. Just scared.
00:21:18	You know, my whole life,
00:21:20	for the last eight years might be over,
00:21:22	and, you know, I'm
00:21:24	you know, if it,s for the best.
00:21:25	If, you know... If it's not
00:21:29	I'll face it. I don't
00:21:31	And I know that Cynthia
00:21:34	You know, we'd just... We'd
00:21:37	You know that if you go,
00:21:40	And I have never asked you for anything.
00:21:43	But I am asking you for this, Dave.
00:21:47	Daddy?
00:21:49	Hey, guys, the alarm
00:21:53	You can go back to bed.
00:21:55	Okay, guys. It's fine. Let
00:21:58	We want you to go on your trip.
00:22:01	We heard you talking at the party
00:22:03	and you said you
00:22:05	We don't want you guys to get a divorce.
00:22:07	What?
00:22:08	What are you talking about,
00:22:11	But we just want you to be happy.
00:22:13	Guys, we are happy.
00:22:15	We're very happy, honey.
00:22:17	Were you guys listening to
00:22:22	Thank you, buddy. That's great.
00:22:24	That was adult time.
00:22:27	And why do you think they
00:22:29	I'm sorry about that.
00:22:31	We want you to go, so we called
00:22:35	You called Grandpa?
00:22:37	You called him tonight?
00:22:39	Grandpa's coming to babysit us.
00:22:42	Is Grandpa driving down here now?
00:22:46	Yay! Grandpa Jim Jim's here!
00:22:49	You know, this has
00:22:51	I'm sorry. I just... I wanted five
00:22:54	You got... You got kids, you got guns,
00:22:55	you got grandpas that, you know...
00:22:56	You got to explain infertility
00:23:00	and so you got a lot of
00:23:01	I'm gonna go. I'm gonna
00:23:04	I will, however, take the fact that
00:23:05	Grandpa Jim Jim's at the front
00:23:09	Pack lots of shorts.
00:23:12	You're gonna sweat your
00:23:48	Hi. Welcome.
00:23:49	Thank you.
00:23:51	This place is beautiful.
00:23:54	Look. Hi, hello.
00:23:55	Holy shit, this looks like
00:23:58	Seems like he might be kind
00:24:01	Hi, we are the Smith
00:24:03	Eight for Smith.
00:24:04	Jason Smith?
00:24:06	That's me.
00:24:07	Welcome to Eden.
00:24:09	My name is Sctanley. Spelled with a "C".
00:24:13	I will be escorting you
00:24:16	Please, step aboard our shuttle.
00:24:19	No need to take your bags. They will
00:24:37	Excuse me. Sorry. Is this the
00:24:41	Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the shuttle.
00:24:43	Raq, she's still a little
00:24:45	Man, totally. Me, too. I
00:24:48	Excuse me. What name are your
00:24:50	The San Diego Dance Academy.
00:24:52	Wow.
00:24:53	Ah. You ladies are actually travelling
00:24:55	on this shuttle, to Eden East.
00:24:57	Bummer. Bye.
00:25:00	See you. Bye.
00:25:02	Bye.
00:25:05	Would you care to join your wife?
00:25:07	Let's do it. Shall we?
00:25:08	Are they going some place else?
00:25:09	Eden East. It is an
00:25:31	It's beautiful.
00:25:32	And the luggage is
00:25:33	Yeah. This is yours.
00:25:35	Unbelievable.
00:25:36	The 101.
00:25:37	And we can jump right
00:25:39	You can do whatever you like.
00:25:41	Wow.
00:25:42	Look at the water.
00:25:45	Please. Thank you.
00:25:47	Wow. Wow.
00:25:49	I'm gonna check the bedroom. Okay, baby.
00:25:51	Look at this, baby.
00:25:53	Oh, my God. Look at this.
00:25:55	Welcome to your villa.
00:25:56	It keeps getting better, huh?
00:25:57	It's like a little love hut.
00:26:00	Wow.
00:26:01	This is insane!
00:26:04	Honey, they got fish that you
00:26:07	Baby, they got a hole
00:26:10	Yeah, they got fish in here, too, baby!
00:26:13	Jason, this is dreamy.
00:26:15	Baby, you can jump right
00:26:17	and they got a hot tub on the deck!
00:26:19	They got the ocean and
00:26:21	You can dive in the ocean
00:26:23	Yeah, they got a hot tub in here, too!
00:26:28	Oh, my God. Yo, I gotta
00:26:30	Did I tell you? Did
00:26:32	She ain't never seen nothing like this.
00:26:34	I roll like this! Shit, yeah!
00:26:36	I'm glad you like, sir.
00:26:37	I be rolling like this.
00:26:40	So what goes on over
00:26:42	Is a party for single
00:26:44	Yes. How do l get over there?
00:26:46	No, you cannot. You can
00:26:48	but not for you. Okay,
00:26:50	No, because you got married here,
00:26:52	the west coast to Eden Resort
00:26:55	I don't understand what you're
00:26:57	Well, my instinct is
00:26:58	but what do you think I should do?
00:27:00	I mean, do you get a good vibe
00:27:02	I don't know, sir.
00:27:03	What about this room, in particular?
00:27:05	You've checked a lot
00:27:07	and checked a lot of people out.
00:27:08	Do they usually leave
00:27:11	I really don't know, sir.
00:27:13	How do I get over to the party?
00:27:14	By boat or by taxi boat.
00:27:15	Okay. I'd like to arrange
00:27:17	No, it's not possible for you.
00:27:18	Must to stay here with your wife.
00:27:19	Okay, so how do I...
00:27:20	Fish!
00:27:22	Hello.
00:27:23	Where's the television? The main house.
00:27:25	There's no TV in the
00:27:27	But it's the playoffs.
00:27:29	As an alternative to television,
00:27:30	might I recommend a stroll
00:27:33	Might you recommend
00:27:35	and having me fall asleep on an anthill?
00:27:36	It's the playoffs.
00:27:38	Honey, the waterfall sounds
00:27:41	You'll find that the Eden program
00:27:45	if you just give yourself over to it.
00:27:47	How's the cell service here?
00:27:48	Monsieur Marcel believes that
00:27:52	Well, how about tipping,
00:27:54	I'm kidding you.
00:27:55	Tipping is not permitted,
00:27:58	Everything here in Eden is free.
00:28:00	Really?
00:28:01	We do, however, accept smiles.
00:28:13	Did you guys hear what
00:28:14	With the snow?
00:28:15	Did you know that they have a
00:28:18	It's a new European spa.
00:28:20	What's a wahoo?
00:28:22	It's a fish.
00:28:24	I don't eat fish.
00:28:26	It's out of this world.
00:28:28	I used to work at Red Lobster,
00:28:29	so I know what they do with
00:28:33	But, baby, this is not like the Red
00:28:35	I don't give a shit! It's
00:28:38	and I know what they do to it!
00:28:40	I'm one-twelfth Latina, and
00:28:44	so I don't appreciate
00:28:46	I don't make fun of tu
00:28:48	please, don't make fun of mi la raza-
00:28:51	Oh, I'm sorry, boo. I
00:28:54	Yo, I was with mad Mexicans
00:29:01	Good evening. I trust
00:29:04	Hey, my main man!
00:29:05	Are you in the mood
00:29:07	"Cause this spread is phenomenal.
00:29:08	Why don't you join us for a
00:29:10	We'll order some shots.
00:29:11	You might want to go easy on
00:29:13	Quite the contrary.
00:29:15	I don't have an early morning,
00:29:16	'cause I tell you what's
00:29:18	I am going to get just
00:29:21	And then I'm gonna go ahead and
00:29:26	and I plan on shutting
00:29:29	l, if everything goes
00:29:31	passed out on my face, come lunch-ski.
00:29:34	Well, I'm afraid that
00:29:37	I'm here to present
00:29:39	Fantastic. You guys hear that?
00:29:41	This is a hard copy thing, too.
00:29:43	This is not like... This isn't like
00:29:45	a piece of paper with an itinerary.
00:29:46	No. This is like a book.
00:29:47	Thanks. And the journey begins.
00:29:56	Couples Skill Building at 6:00 a.m.?
00:30:00	Yeah, see, I was
00:30:02	and then maybe hitting the jet skis.
00:30:04	That is not part of your immediate
00:30:07	But it was in the slide show. Uh-huh.
00:30:09	That would be more
00:30:12	What's Eden East?
00:30:13	The singles' resort.
00:30:15	Singles" resort?
00:30:16	Here at the Eden West, our
00:30:19	and nurturing neglected partnerships.
00:30:22	And what's your focus over there?
00:30:23	Sex, mostly.
00:30:26	Freeing inhibitions.
00:30:28	I'm sure if we play our cards right'
00:30:29	we'll be having plenty
00:30:30	Am I wrong, gang?
00:30:33	I spent three years of
00:30:37	talking about our
00:30:39	trying to hold onto our marriage.
00:30:41	The last thing I want to do is talk.
00:30:43	Look, I think there's been
00:30:45	See, we signed up for the fun stuff,
00:30:47	with the touchy-feely
00:30:50	Thank you.
00:30:51	I think it's called the Pelican Package.
00:30:52	Yes, the Pelican Package,
00:30:54	which is monsieur
00:30:57	Great.
00:30:58	A healthy combination of
00:31:01	ample down time... That's the one.
00:31:02	...sprinkled in with some
00:31:05	designed to reignite the dimming flames
00:31:07	of even the most
00:31:10	Okay, see, these relationships
00:31:14	Well, thank you, Dave. Yes.
00:31:15	Yeah. I'm just saying
00:31:17	so we are excited about
00:31:19	as well as some down time.
00:31:21	It's the flame-lighting thing
00:31:24	That's more suited for
00:31:26	I don't think you're
00:31:29	Monsieur Marcel's Pelican Package
00:31:31	is not a fast-food restaurant wherein
00:31:34	you pick what you want from a menu.
00:31:37	Monsieur Marcel is the
00:31:40	couples whisperer in the entire world.
00:31:43	Couple whisperer?
00:31:44	He has studied
00:31:47	The Art of War, and combined
00:31:52	The Mecca for couples. Mmm.
00:31:54	He has designed a program
00:31:57	You either partake of the
00:32:02	I think you're being a little
00:32:08	We have a very long waiting list.
00:32:10	If there's been some
00:32:12	I'd be happy to refund your
00:32:16	We will, however, not be
00:32:19	No, it's just that we were excited
00:32:21	about the sightseeing and the hiking
00:32:23	and the jet skiing and
00:32:25	Well, there are plenty of places
00:32:26	that provide those activities.
00:32:29	Perhaps this troupe
00:32:31	at a Sandals or a Club Med.
00:32:34	This here is monsieur Marcel's Eden.
00:32:40	Now, if you're not at Couples
00:32:44	I'll take that as you want your refund
00:32:45	and will not be completing the program.
00:32:52	Screw him! Where does he get
00:32:55	Sandals rocks.
00:32:57	It's just one little
00:32:58	It'll be over in a few hours and
00:33:01	You know, let's just
00:33:03	This is not what we signed up for!
00:33:05	This is not what we signed up for.
00:33:06	I don't remember ever
00:33:07	but, listen, we just go with it.
00:33:08	Now we're on Han's Island about
00:33:12	Guys, guys, I don't think
00:33:14	right off the bat, okay?
00:33:15	Obviously, the meal is included,
00:33:16	from what he said, so
00:33:18	we'll weigh the pros and cons from
00:33:23	That was amazing.
00:33:24	Oh, might have been the
00:33:28	Well, could be a full week of those.
00:33:30	What are you doing? Your last course.
00:33:32	Dessert.
00:33:37	It is so beautiful here. I can't
00:33:40	The weather is perfect, we got huts
00:33:44	So we give up a little bit of
00:33:47	How bad can it really be, right?
00:34:04	Welcome to Eden Resort.
00:34:08	I am Marcel.
00:34:10	Hi. Morning.
00:34:12	I know why you are all here.
00:34:16	You are here to seek the answer
00:34:19	to the most commonly
00:34:24	how do we make it work?
00:34:29	How?
00:34:34	I have laid out a personalized program
00:34:39	designed to challenge you all,
00:34:43	both as couples and as individuals.
00:34:49	If you follow diligently my program,
00:34:53	the answer to this question
00:34:56	as well as your inner animal spirit.
00:35:00	This I promise.
00:35:09	I do not, however, promise
00:35:13	will have what it takes to sustain it.
00:35:22	Please, line up on the beach.
00:35:25	Take your places.
00:35:26	Out here?
00:35:28	This way. Men on one
00:35:31	Women, back to the water.
00:35:38	Now remove your mask.
00:35:46	Undress!
00:35:47	Oh. All right.
00:35:49	It's a freeing exercise.
00:35:51	This is starting to
00:35:52	It'd mean a lot to me if you"d just
00:35:55	Is that why you brought me here?
00:35:56	This is... What is this?
00:36:08	You must undress, my friend.
00:36:10	I'm afraid that's not a option
00:36:12	It's the program.
00:36:14	Right. I don't have any drawers, though.
00:36:17	Well, Sctanley said he had this
00:36:19	Now, if you've chosen to stay,
00:36:22	Now, if you're not wearing any drawers,
00:36:24	then, hey, that was meant to be.
00:36:27	Let it all hang out.
00:36:33	Explore. Explore with your eyes.
00:36:37	Explore your mate.
00:36:40	We are all made in God's image.
00:36:43	That means we are all perfect.
00:36:45	Stand with pride. Look
00:36:51	And now, tell your partner
00:36:58	You look like the earth.
00:36:59	What?
00:37:01	Why are you listening
00:37:02	Why don't you have
00:37:03	It's hard to have my own conversation
00:37:05	that she looks like the earth.
00:37:06	Did you hear what I said?
00:37:08	Yeah. I'm not really
00:37:09	Well, I just mean that, you
00:37:11	Fruitful. Fertile.
00:37:13	Okay. Now this is getting uncomfortable.
00:37:16	Please, make a palace of solitude
00:37:22	Why are you wearing trousers?
00:37:27	I explained to the guy in the dress
00:37:29	that I didn't have any drawers on.
00:37:31	Yes, but this exercise
00:37:35	Mmm.
00:37:36	What is your name, dear?
00:37:38	Trudy.
00:37:39	Trudy. What a beautiful name.
00:37:42	Please, tell him that you love his body.
00:37:47	For real? Yes.
00:37:50	I love your body.
00:37:51	Really?
00:37:52	Of course! So powerful, so strong.
00:37:54	Powerful frame with layer upon
00:37:59	waiting, like a panther, to
00:38:05	Please, take off his pants. Yes.
00:38:12	I'm not ready to pounce today.
00:38:13	Yes.
00:38:14	I don't have any drawers.
00:38:16	It's okay. It's okay. Hair!
00:38:18	Sorry, I'm sorry. Careful.
00:38:20	Here it comes. Here it comes.
00:38:25	Wonderful! Stare at
00:38:29	Is his junk out?
00:38:30	Yep.
00:38:31	Is his junk literally out of his pants?
00:38:32	Yep.
00:38:34	Now it's a party.
00:38:45	How would you describe
00:38:48	Average. Great, yeah.
00:38:49	Great. Average. I mean, yeah.
00:38:51	And, to clarify, what is an
00:38:54	Well, we... We make it through
00:38:57	You know, we have two great kids.
00:38:59	No one's called 911 in
00:39:05	Like there's not domestic
00:39:09	Ronnie, when you say you 'make
00:39:12	what do you mean?
00:39:13	Well, you know, the
00:39:17	I'm much less interested
00:39:19	and much more interested
00:39:21	So, what do you make it
00:39:26	Well, right now, specifically,
00:39:32	Dave is dealing with his new launch
00:39:34	of his video game, Guitar Hero.
00:39:37	He sells Guitar Hero.
00:39:39	And I am dealing with the renovations.
00:39:42	That's interesting.
00:39:43	What's interesting?
00:39:44	Why do you keep writing stuff
00:39:47	Oh, I'm taking notes.
00:39:52	Would it make you more
00:39:54	Yeah, actually, it would
00:39:56	Thank you.
00:39:57	That's interesting.
00:40:01	So we want to make the most
00:40:03	so what we did was we put together
00:40:06	to bring you up to speed
00:40:08	Go ahead. That's for you.
00:40:09	It just contains pertinent medical data,
00:40:11	family histories, you
00:40:13	Everything but a mix tape.
00:40:16	How would you
00:40:20	Perfect.
00:40:21	Fantastic.
00:40:24	Well, let's start with
00:40:28	What's your favorite
00:40:30	Uh...
00:40:32	She's a good mom.
00:40:34	He really is a great dad.
00:40:36	And where did you meet?
00:40:37	School. High school. High school. Yeah.
00:40:41	She was a cheerleader
00:40:44	I coach now, but I used to play.
00:40:46	And we had... We actually
00:40:51	On prom night, we conceived Lacey
00:40:55	and it was a little confusing at
00:40:57	It's been the best thing
00:40:59	It's been the best thing
00:41:00	We did the right thing.
00:41:01	How often do you have sex?
00:41:05	She wants me to be
00:41:10	Work less, but bring home more.
00:41:12	I can't keep this shit straight.
00:41:14	All I know is, whatever I
00:41:19	It's over.
00:41:21	Then why are you here?
00:41:23	This is not my wife. This is
00:41:26	Can we go boogie boarding now?
00:41:29	And once people knew what
00:41:31	I think my cortisol levels
00:41:36	Because it's difficult to go through
00:41:39	a very private struggle publicly.
00:41:44	I heard what you think,
00:41:46	but you know what I'm
00:41:47	is hearing about how you feel.
00:41:51	Just tell her how you feel.
00:41:53	Well, I think if you
00:41:54	No, no, no, no. Just... Don't
00:41:58	You know, just tell her
00:42:02	Sure.
00:42:06	Angry.
00:42:08	Cynthia?
00:42:12	Judged.
00:42:13	Very good.
00:42:14	Yes? Progress.
00:42:17	Excited.
00:42:18	Relieved.
00:42:20	That is it. Yeah.
00:42:21	We're awesome at feelings!
00:42:22	Okay. Nice job today, guys.
00:42:25	That's all for today? Great
00:42:26	All right, well, great. Yeah.
00:42:27	How did we do? Did we do good?
00:42:29	I mean, are we gonna make it?
00:42:30	Well, you know, it's just
00:42:33	We're not looking for an end
00:42:35	I get all that, but have you seen
00:42:38	Yeah. Or are we that far gone?
00:42:40	We're... Are you gonna put a...
00:42:42	You know, Doc? Like a one to 10?
00:42:44	One being worst, 10 being best?
00:42:45	No, hang on one second.
00:42:47	Right where you are, sir.
00:42:49	What if someone put a gun to
00:42:51	"You have to answer this
00:42:53	"Are they gonna make
00:42:55	What would you say?
00:42:56	Whoa! Okay, no one has a
00:42:59	It's hypothetical.
00:43:00	It's not a place for
00:43:02	And you definitely don't pull a
00:43:05	Sorry.
00:43:06	It's okay.
00:43:07	Let's clear the karma. Okay?
00:43:09	I'll holster this.
00:43:11	See, you know, I work 10 hours a day,
00:43:12	so by the time I come
00:43:14	It's not that I don't want to answer
00:43:16	I really just don't want to
00:43:19	But, you know, you may just
00:43:22	but it can feel like you're
00:43:25	Again, that's a caution area.
00:43:27	And just as a point of interest,
00:43:29	when you speak that way, David,
00:43:30	you're really
00:43:33	Excuse me?
00:43:34	It's called "crossing
00:43:37	Or, more commonly,
00:43:42	Ronnie, when you spoke earlier of...
00:43:44	Let me just find it in my notes here.
00:43:54	There it is+ You said, "We make
00:43:58	That doesn't sound very fun.
00:44:00	You don't want to look back and
00:44:03	We want to enjoy our
00:44:07	We want to enjoy our
00:44:10	And all this talk about my project
00:44:12	and his work, and my this and his that,
00:44:14	and mine and his, and
00:44:17	Where's us in all that?
00:44:19	Where is our journey? I don't hear it.
00:44:22	And it's because it's not there.
00:44:25	Listen. I'm not saying that there's not
00:44:27	some really stressful times sometimes,
00:44:29	because there is, but it works for us.
00:44:31	Does it?
00:44:34	I don't know.
00:44:37	Oh, gosh, I don't know, you guys.
00:44:40	There's no "us." There's no "we."
00:44:42	You two could be perfect strangers.
00:44:46	I think the one thing that
00:44:50	is that you guys should be doing
00:44:57	Pretty sure that's why you're here.
00:45:00	Oh. That's it. Great. Great
00:45:58	Lucy?
00:46:38	Good day, sir. I got room
00:46:44	I didn't order that.
00:46:45	I think your wife,
00:46:48	I'm...
00:46:51	This is just... Because I got a sunburn,
00:46:53	'cause it was... The sun
00:46:54	Yeah. I know. This is
00:46:56	No. Okay.
00:46:57	It's good, yeah?
00:46:58	It's good for sunburn?
00:46:59	Okay, so I don't see anything.
00:47:01	See what? There's nothing to see.
00:47:02	Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. It works great.
00:47:03	Okay, I move now. No. That was.
00:47:05	There's nothing to move.
00:47:10	Good night, sir.
00:47:40	Now we will enjoy looking at the fish!
00:47:43	See and take in with your eyes
00:47:46	all the beauty the ocean has to offer!
00:47:50	As these new things come at you,
00:47:52	you may not have seen them before,
00:47:55	but be open to them and
00:47:59	Hey, buddy. Yep.
00:48:00	Thanks a lot for bringing
00:48:02	What are we gonna do for an encore?
00:48:04	Talk about all the people that we
00:48:06	and really stir shit up?
00:48:07	What the hell are you talking about?
00:48:08	The therapist is trying
00:48:10	in my marriage that doesn't exist!
00:48:12	Maybe he's not creating them,
00:48:14	Okay, you know what?
00:48:15	I'm serious. I don't need it.
00:48:17	at what they do, all right?
00:48:18	If Jeff Gordon told you
00:48:20	you might want to
00:48:22	From the bucket, feed them!
00:48:24	My therapist is kind of pushy.
00:48:25	Really? Yeah.
00:48:27	God, I like ours.
00:48:28	Yeah, he said that Dave and
00:48:31	That, you know, our relationship
00:48:35	How do you mean?
00:48:37	For example, he says that
00:48:40	that he doesn't pay attention
00:48:43	Yeah, but, honey, that's just
00:48:46	Yeah.
00:48:49	But so then, what if Dave
00:48:53	Dave bulldozing me?
00:48:55	Please continue to look at the fish!
00:48:58	Enjoy them as they come at you!
00:49:01	I get it, dude, it's
00:49:03	Dave... Hey, I'm trying
00:49:07	Why don't we talk about
00:49:09	This might be what the
00:49:11	You're missing out on life.
00:49:13	It's happening right now, out
00:49:16	And you're too busy
00:49:18	to enjoy all these beautiful
00:49:26	Marcel!
00:49:27	Yes?
00:49:28	Marcel, we have a real problem here!
00:49:30	It is not a problem!
00:49:33	The circle of life is
00:49:37	Do not move, do not panic.
00:49:41	Shark! What?
00:49:42	Shark! Jason!
00:49:43	Okay, it's all happening, Marcel!
00:49:45	Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:49:46	Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God...
00:49:47	Don't worry! Wait!
00:49:49	These are only lemon sharks!
00:49:51	This is all part of the course.
00:49:53	It is like life. Like in relationships.
00:49:56	They will not attack
00:49:59	Marcel, I need you to take
00:50:03	and tell me what to do!
00:50:05	Don't let them see your fear.
00:50:07	Okay, I think we just hold
00:50:10	we don't make a move.
00:50:13	What was that? What?
00:50:14	What was that? Jason, stop...
00:50:17	He said not to panic!
00:50:21	I'm sitting in blood!
00:50:23	Marcel, this isn't a drill, buddy!
00:50:25	You got real sharks here!
00:50:28	and it's time to shoot some fish!
00:50:30	Here on Eden, there are no guns!
00:50:32	You got an American life at stake.
00:50:34	One life is not more
00:50:37	What do I do?
00:50:39	My friends and my wife left me to die.
00:50:41	You must get out of
00:50:45	Okay.
00:50:46	Swim slowly out of the chum!
00:50:47	Slowly. Slowly. Yes, yes.
00:50:49	Slowly, baby! Stop!
00:50:51	I don't know what to do.
00:50:53	I don't know if I'm standing
00:50:55	Swim now! Stop!
00:50:59	They're torturing me!
00:51:00	They're slow-playing me! Shoot them!
00:51:03	Swim slowly.
00:51:08	Swim, swim, swim.
00:51:16	Save yourselves! Go to
00:51:22	They've got me! It's
00:51:25	There's no sharks around you,
00:51:28	I don't know what's going through
00:51:31	What? I'd love some ice cream,
00:51:33	with maybe some pecans in it!
00:51:37	Couples' massage is part of
00:51:40	It gives you the chance
00:51:43	We prefer to bond on our own.
00:51:47	Okay, would you prefer
00:51:51	What would you recommend more for like
00:51:54	Would that be a man or
00:51:57	A woman.
00:51:58	Well, I'm just so tight in my
00:52:02	Let me see.
00:52:04	We do have a male
00:52:09	Daddy, I can't wait to
00:52:13	Damn! Is this whole thing
00:52:18	We gonna get our groove
00:52:21	Of course, baby. You know how we do it.
00:52:25	Well, hello.
00:52:26	Hi.
00:52:30	Lucy.
00:52:31	Yes.
00:52:32	Excellent.
00:52:33	Who are you?
00:52:34	I am Xavier and I will be
00:52:37	Xavier?
00:52:38	Yes.
00:52:40	Mmm.
00:52:43	Twenty, 30, 40, 50...
00:52:48	Hi.
00:52:49	Joey.
00:52:50	Yes.
00:52:52	What's your name?
00:52:53	Gert.
00:52:54	What a beautiful name.
00:52:56	Well, thank you.
00:52:58	Do you mind if I heat up the lotion?
00:53:00	No. Heat that lotion up.
00:53:02	The hotter the better.
00:53:18	What kind of massage do
00:53:21	Korean?
00:53:23	Korean? I am not familiar with Korean.
00:53:26	Dealer's choice. Whatever
00:53:33	Mmm.
00:53:36	Oh, that feels so good.
00:53:39	Thank you.
00:53:40	I can't tell you how much I need
00:53:45	Oh, I love pleasuring people.
00:53:48	So do l.
00:53:49	I mean, it's not my job,
00:53:53	but it is a job that I love
00:53:59	I know exactly what you mean.
00:54:02	So, Joey, do you have any problem areas?
00:54:05	I hold a lot of tension
00:54:07	We'll get to your upper thighs.
00:54:09	It's just the top of my quads.
00:54:11	As a matter of fact,
00:54:12	the full 80 minutes on
00:54:15	Whatever you want.
00:54:16	Oh, I need this. You have no idea.
00:54:21	Oh, you got great hands.
00:54:23	Okay, Joey, what I want you to
00:54:28	Quiet that mind, okay?
00:54:30	Just listen to my voice.
00:54:31	Feel the sound slide down my throat
00:54:37	and come out through my mouth.
00:54:40	Down my throat, come
00:54:47	Down my throat...
00:54:54	Keep... Keep going, keep going.
00:54:56	Sir, I'm so sorry.
00:54:57	No, no, no. Don't be sorry.
00:55:01	No, I aroused you.
00:55:02	You should be proud.
00:55:04	This hasn't happened
00:55:07	Are you attempting to have a
00:55:11	Am I...
00:55:13	I am here on a couples retreat
00:55:18	My husband Scott is just like a cat.
00:55:20	Scott?
00:55:21	My husband.
00:55:24	I'm trying to save my marriage
00:55:28	Well, that wasn't my intention, sir.
00:55:29	It wasn't mine, either,
00:55:31	Well, I'm sorry.
00:55:32	You told me not to think.
00:55:34	Well, when I don't think,
00:55:36	You can't leave me all
00:55:38	What do you want me to do, sir?
00:55:40	I don't know. We got to
00:55:42	You know, let's not take
00:55:44	Let's start brainstorming. We"re
00:55:48	How do we get the cheese?
00:55:50	I'm sorry, sir, but that is
00:55:58	Give me the oil.
00:56:02	Go grab a smoke.
00:56:07	Daddy, this is awesome!
00:56:09	Yo, they should put me up
00:56:13	Don't go chasing waterfalls
00:56:16	Stick me in the ocean I'm
00:56:21	You go, girl.
00:56:28	Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay?
00:56:30	If you just let me recharge my battery,
00:56:32	I promise, this'll be
00:56:35	Technically, I was bit by a shark.
00:56:39	Were you bit or were you nipped?
00:56:40	I mean, if you had been bit,
00:56:42	you probably would have lost
00:56:43	What difference does it
00:56:45	what you would call it?
00:56:47	It hurt. And I had shark
00:56:50	And besides, Jason, it's
00:56:52	The only reason I got
00:56:54	is because you did the worst thing
00:56:55	you could possibly do in that situation.
00:56:57	You panicked and you threw
00:56:59	I did the prudent thing and I
00:57:01	There were sharks in there,
00:57:04	You know what? Remember
00:57:06	and I'll remember it
00:57:08	Dave. I mean, really, did
00:57:11	Do you really need that bandage?
00:57:12	Lucy, I don't know
00:57:15	You tell me if I need the bandage.
00:57:18	It looks like you scraped
00:57:19	maybe, on the way out.
00:57:21	I'm sorry?
00:57:22	Did you get out of the water abruptly?
00:57:23	Hey, I don't know how to explain
00:57:26	Perhaps lemon sharks don't
00:57:28	Maybe they're pack animals
00:57:30	and they're marking me
00:57:31	Dave, I was in a car
00:57:33	And it was really scary, I
00:57:35	I've been in a car accident, too.
00:57:36	Have you ever been bit by a shark?
00:57:38	I was never bit by a shark. I'm
00:57:40	Say it again. I was in a car accident.
00:57:42	No, say the last part.
00:57:43	I was never bit by a shark.
00:57:44	That's it! Then you
00:57:48	And I'm not gonna sit here
00:57:51	to a bunch of black
00:57:54	who don't know a damn
00:57:56	And you understand the ocean, honey?
00:57:57	I have some real field
00:57:59	I had a shark attack.
00:58:00	I'm part of a very elite group.
00:58:02	Like people who have
00:58:03	Not everyone can say
00:58:04	and maybe that's what's
00:58:07	You know what? I don't want
00:58:09	I really don't. You know what?
00:58:11	I'm really exhausted.
00:58:13	I'm gonna go back to the
00:58:17	Baby, I thought we were gonna
00:58:19	and have a little alone time.
00:58:21	Sweetheart, I'm a shark attack survivor.
00:58:25	I'm fried.
00:58:26	Honey, I think the fear was a
00:58:29	which I can totally appreciate,
00:58:31	but the good news is you weren't hurt,
00:58:33	so let's not ruin the evening over it.
00:58:36	I'm sorry?
00:58:37	Honey, you weren't hurt.
00:58:39	Good night.
00:58:41	Dave! Where you going?
00:58:43	Dave. Come on, okay,
00:58:44	You got bit, I believe you!
00:58:46	We're here all the time, so let's
00:58:51	Honey, we'll go to
00:58:53	We'll grab our drinks and go.
00:58:54	Yeah. We could all go
00:58:57	Hon? I was thinking that maybe
00:59:00	we might go back to the room, huh?
00:59:02	Bolt the door, draw the shades, huh?
00:59:05	Just shut the whole world out
00:59:07	and sit Indian-style and
00:59:13	Daddy! Wake up!
00:59:15	It's too deep!
00:59:17	Yo, you having a nightmare. You ain't
00:59:20	Look, you said we was gonna have
00:59:24	let's do a shot, let's
00:59:27	Baby, let's just go back
00:59:29	I don't want to go back to the
00:59:32	We're not going to sleep.
00:59:34	We're not?
00:59:35	Mmm-mmm.
00:59:37	What we gonna do in there?
00:59:40	For real?
00:59:59	So how was your night?
01:00:01	My husband found himself in a
01:00:04	Here we go.
01:00:06	As we were planning to go to the
01:00:10	because, as you know, we
01:00:11	because of the kids and work...
01:00:13	But somehow, this crazy,
01:00:16	was enough to make him neglect his wife.
01:00:21	Ronnie, nice to meet you. Well said.
01:00:25	David, how did that make you feel?
01:00:26	I know my truth.
01:00:28	Excuse me? I know my truth.
01:00:30	Did you say, "l know my truth',?
01:00:32	Oh, boy.
01:00:34	Listen, I'm telling you,
01:00:38	Yo, I didn't sign up for this!
01:00:39	Yo, you said we was gonna be dancing.
01:00:41	You said we was gonna be partying.
01:00:43	You said we was gonna
01:00:45	You made promises, Daddy.
01:00:47	Boo-Boo, look, they got me
01:00:50	What do you expect from me?
01:00:51	I'm tired.
01:00:52	You tired? Yo, I'm tired.
01:00:54	Plain and simple, I ain't having it.
01:00:57	Sometimes we forget how to do
01:01:02	which is just to talk to each other.
01:01:06	Okay, let's start here.
01:01:09	I want you to look at Joey and say hi.
01:01:13	And Joey, after you've heard that,
01:01:14	I want you to look back at
01:01:19	And then we'll just see where
01:01:29	Hi.
01:01:32	Hello.
01:01:34	You kept saying "open" and
01:01:38	That's not feeling, it's just more
01:01:42	and you managed to turn feeling
01:01:45	and it was exhausting.
01:01:47	So now it's my fault that
01:01:49	Everything is my fault?
01:01:51	I'm not saying that! I'm
01:01:53	You don't ever ask me how I am! I work!
01:01:55	You haven't looked at me in 10 years!
01:01:56	I'm crazy and everything is my fault,
01:01:58	and my family is awful, and
01:02:02	'Cause you rock, Joey!
01:02:04	If a guy talked to me like
01:02:06	You're such an asshole!
01:02:08	You're an asshole!
01:02:09	It's like a little kid who
01:02:12	just hugs it so much, snaps its neck.
01:02:15	Cynthia's your puppy.
01:02:16	It's puppy-cradle death syndrome.
01:02:17	All that love is gonna snap that puppy.
01:02:20	Yeah, but... You don't want that!
01:02:25	The dawning of a new day.
01:02:29	A marriage is not a timeless agreement.
01:02:32	It is one day. And each
01:02:38	Moments. Life is made of them,
01:02:41	much the same as a great mosaic.
01:02:44	A thousand little pieces
01:02:51	But the most important
01:02:59	And today, we open the door to breath
01:03:02	with a shared yoga group experience.
01:03:05	Our instructor,
01:03:09	So I will touch on tomorrow.
01:03:12	It is very important that
01:03:16	as well as not eat or drink
01:03:21	As you pursue knowledge,
01:03:22	as well as your own
01:03:26	it is very important that you
01:03:30	Failure to do so will
01:03:35	and lead you away from
01:03:38	I'm sorry, monsieur Marcel.
01:03:40	Why is it so important for
01:03:42	when Pablo, the yoga guy,
01:03:44	Quiet, please.
01:03:46	The yoga teacher's punctuality
01:03:50	You are to be here before sunrise.
01:03:58	Why is it so important for us to be here
01:04:01	Why can't we eat or drink tomorrow?
01:04:02	What, is he gonna probe us?
01:04:13	Who is that?
01:04:19	Oh, my.
01:04:22	Damn!
01:04:25	I guess that's the yoga guy.
01:04:27	This just gets better and better.
01:04:29	Well, hello. I am so sorry I'm late.
01:04:32	I just swam from the
01:04:36	Please, allow me to put on something
01:04:39	Thank God.
01:04:41	There we go. Much better.
01:04:44	Now, who is ready for their yoga?
01:04:46	My name's Jason. Jason.
01:04:48	Pleasure, hi. Nice.
01:04:49	Cynthia. Hi. Can't wait.
01:04:50	Hello, Cynthia.
01:04:53	Yes, we have a brave
01:04:57	Yes. Hi, you must be Veronica. Hi.
01:04:59	Yeah, how did you know?
01:05:00	Why, I have read that you have
01:05:04	Oh, well, I mean, just off and
01:05:08	Nonsense. You know, there is such
01:05:12	And I could tell by looking at
01:05:16	Thank you. Yes.
01:05:17	Okay, we are going to do
01:05:22	What's that?
01:05:23	Head down, buttocks up.
01:05:25	Everybody on your mats.
01:05:27	Yeah, that's good. That's
01:05:32	Encouragement.
01:05:34	So I will transfer you my
01:05:38	Here is my karma on you.
01:05:40	Jason!
01:05:41	You have a great aura. Yes.
01:05:43	Jason! Encouragement!
01:05:45	Yes! This is a great way to stretch.
01:05:48	Yep. You see?
01:05:50	You could do this with
01:05:51	Sure. Let's ride this energy out!
01:05:53	Keep your chin up. Yep.
01:05:54	Yes, this fire has just started.
01:05:58	What is he doing?
01:06:00	I don't really know that pose.
01:06:02	Okay, now we go into
01:06:04	No, no, no, no, no,
01:06:07	I'm sorry? Please, allow me.
01:06:08	To do what? Regard me.
01:06:10	Okay. Yes.
01:06:11	Okay.
01:06:13	You are doing fantastic, my dear.
01:06:15	Thank you. Okay.
01:06:16	See as I gently pulsate.
01:06:18	Okay...
01:06:19	Trying to go deeper and deeper,
01:06:21	and bring her deeper and
01:06:24	Okay, Fabio, that's enough
01:06:26	Then do it! Yes!
01:06:32	Yes, fantastic progress.
01:06:37	Yes. Now feel the energy.
01:06:43	Through your chest.
01:06:47	Good! You like that? Yes. Good job.
01:06:52	Encouragement. Yes. Great job.
01:06:57	There, you need to find
01:06:59	Not on my knees, man, that hurts.
01:07:00	It's okay, it's okay.
01:07:02	Know your limits, yes?
01:07:03	There is no giving up in yoga,
01:07:07	Encouragement my ass,
01:07:10	Look, yoga's not my strong suit.
01:07:12	Yoga's not your strong suit?
01:07:14	Oh, look at this one. This
01:07:16	She's good. She's really good.
01:07:18	Ooh, fantastic.
01:07:20	So you do like the lizard.
01:07:21	Now is when we transfer
01:07:23	Yep. And you just lay
01:07:25	Yes. Lay it on. Stretch.
01:07:28	That feels pretty good, hon?
01:07:33	What?
01:07:35	Am I straight enough here, do you
01:07:38	Let me show you.
01:07:40	You feel the transfer of the energy.
01:07:41	Well, it feels solid.
01:07:42	It is tantric energy. Yeah.
01:07:44	It is karma. Yes.
01:07:47	Okay, now I want all my girls
01:07:51	Yes, this pose contains
01:07:55	Now you and I will try this.
01:07:56	You got a pose called "Yoga
01:07:58	"Cause that's my favorite one.
01:08:01	I feel your anger, yes!
01:08:03	Yes, I got your blood pumping,
01:08:08	Hmm. Boom!
01:08:10	Everybody into the children's pose!
01:08:13	Heads down. Okay.
01:08:14	Close your eyes. Yes?
01:08:16	Yes, good. Let's breathe.
01:08:18	Excuse me, Salvadore? I feel
01:08:23	Could you just help me
01:08:24	Yes, of course, I will play
01:08:27	Great.
01:08:28	Boom, boom.
01:08:33	Boom.
01:08:38	The rain room has fire.
01:08:41	I was getting centered.
01:08:44	What if Joey had seen?
01:08:46	Lucy, it was really inappropriate.
01:08:47	Well, I didn't know that you were
01:08:51	What's that supposed to mean?
01:08:52	Let's drop it.
01:08:55	All I'm saying is that it
01:08:59	Well, then why were you staring?
01:09:01	It was hard to miss.
01:09:03	Trust me, Salvadore is
01:09:08	It's freezing in here. Why
01:09:10	You should have seen my
01:09:13	You're supposed to be relaxing out here.
01:09:15	Why do you think I wanted
01:09:18	You know what? I don't even
01:09:19	Into what?
01:09:21	I don't want to get into
01:09:22	Why is that?
01:09:24	Because I don't want to be put in
01:09:26	Why are you getting all
01:09:28	No, I'm not so high and mighty.
01:09:30	I'm just not asking anything because
01:09:31	I don't want... I don't want to know.
01:09:33	Because that way, if someone asks me...
01:09:35	You won't have to rat me out.
01:09:36	I would never rat you out. Of
01:09:38	Right, right. But this
01:09:40	make that decision because
01:09:41	All right, let me ask
01:09:43	Could you honestly say that
01:09:46	that you get turned
01:09:48	I do.
01:09:49	Without going to the highlight reel.
01:09:50	You're playing a verbal shell game.
01:09:52	l... You have to make
01:09:53	I'm just saying I don't want to know.
01:09:54	I'm saying, if you're...
01:09:56	if you're hitting up some fan favorites,
01:09:57	I think you're cheating on some level.
01:09:59	You might not be acting on
01:10:00	You know what? I don't
01:10:02	but l... I can't take
01:10:04	But if I told you, as a friend...
01:10:06	I came up to you, I said, "Hey,
01:10:10	I was thinking about their bodies
01:10:13	because I'm straight and
01:10:16	would you consider me straight or gay?
01:10:18	If I desired a man.
01:10:20	If I was thinking about a man's body,
01:10:22	like how the light reflects
01:10:27	Am I interrupting something? No.
01:10:29	We're great. Have a
01:10:30	Enjoy this. Enjoy it.
01:10:32	No, I'm good here. Thank you.
01:10:33	If I was sleeping with my wife
01:10:35	and thinking about, like,
01:10:37	Snow and steam, huh? Is
01:10:41	Okay, Jason, let me
01:10:42	Is the highlight reel
01:10:44	The highlight reel? No.
01:10:46	I'm just saying everybody
01:10:48	and whether they act upon it or
01:10:51	So you're saying that you can't tell
01:10:52	the difference between
01:10:54	I can tell the difference.
01:10:56	...and physically, really
01:10:57	Don't say it to me like I
01:10:58	Well, that's what you're saying!
01:10:59	You're saying that they,re related,
01:11:01	then they're somehow in the same family.
01:11:02	No, no. I'm saying you own a Jack
01:11:04	They're both dogs.
01:11:05	Mine's just a little more
01:11:07	I own a zebra, you own a goat.
01:11:08	What the hell's that have to
01:11:10	Right, they're both animals.
01:11:11	Are you out of your mind? How
01:11:31	Guys? Listen to me. Trudy's gone.
01:11:35	What? What do you mean?
01:11:36	What? I went to the room
01:11:37	and all her stuff was gone.
01:11:39	Where do... Where do you
01:11:41	I don't know. We had
01:11:43	She said she was sick of
01:11:45	I've been trying to keep up
01:11:48	Shane, honey, it's not your fault.
01:11:50	No, it's bullshit. It is my
01:11:53	Now she's gone!
01:11:54	She's not gone. I know where she is.
01:11:59	Sit down.
01:12:02	How do you know where she is?
01:12:04	Now use your head.
01:12:06	She's a young girl. She wants
01:12:10	Too late to leave the
01:12:12	Where's the only place she could go?
01:12:15	Eden East, the singles' side.
01:12:19	We gotta go get her.
01:12:20	You're damn right we do!
01:12:21	I am not letting you go alone!
01:12:23	I don't care if I have
01:12:27	To find Trudy. We're gonna
01:12:31	We can't even go to
01:12:33	And it's gonna get very dark, very
01:12:37	What are you talking about?
01:12:38	Listen to me.
01:12:40	We have to be to bed at a
01:12:42	because we cannot miss
01:12:44	Now, Marcel said if
01:12:46	we will not be completing our course.
01:12:48	We are here for the course, all right?
01:12:50	And stop eating and drinking, as well.
01:12:52	Honey, our friend is
01:12:55	She's 20 years old, for God's sake.
01:12:57	She's probably with a bunch
01:12:59	drinking and dancing it out of
01:13:03	Let her spend the night on Hump Island!
01:13:05	I promise, she's gonna come back
01:13:08	Dave, firstly...
01:13:09	I don't want her to spend
01:13:12	No, I... I'm just trying to say
01:13:14	it's not like she's
01:13:16	Now she's dead, Dave? Huh?
01:13:18	Now she's dead? She's
01:13:20	She's dead on Hump Island!
01:13:22	I'm just trying to put
01:13:24	You know what? I don't even
01:13:26	because it... It's...
01:13:28	This is a Shane thing. I've been
01:13:31	First Jennifer, and now Trudy.
01:13:34	We're gonna find her,
01:13:37	I know how to get there.
01:13:38	You do?
01:13:40	Yeah, I do.
01:13:42	I just can't tell you now "cause
01:13:46	Now everybody take it real casual.
01:13:49	Just drink your drinks and smile.
01:13:52	So we just make it all nice.
01:13:53	Everything's easy, fun,
01:13:56	Okay? We can't leave till sundown.
01:13:58	Guys, we all need to be together
01:14:01	Which is exactly why
01:14:03	Otherwise, we won't all be there.
01:14:06	Let's get out of here now. Reconvene
01:14:10	You with me?
01:14:15	Joey, we are not gonna be able to
01:14:18	All right, bring it in.
01:14:22	Hey, come on, Shane!
01:14:25	We walk to the other
01:14:28	This way, we canoe out nice and easy,
01:14:30	we find ourselves a nice, quiet beach.
01:14:32	We pull up. We find the singles' side,
01:14:33	we find a dance floor,
01:14:36	And we find Trudy and
01:14:37	Yeah, we find Trudy and we
01:14:40	This is crazy.
01:14:41	Trust me. I was an Eagle Scout.
01:14:44	My mind is a compass. I
01:14:46	I've been trained to do so.
01:14:49	Now follow me and I'm
01:14:51	but we gotta do it quick
01:14:53	Come on.
01:14:55	These are not the best laid plans, okay?
01:14:57	I'm just gonna go on
01:14:59	I do not think this has a high chance...
01:15:08	If we keep up this pace,
01:15:11	I hope so!
01:15:17	What was that?
01:15:20	Great! Awesome!
01:15:22	What do we do?
01:15:23	No!
01:15:25	Jason! Cynthia!
01:15:28	Cynthia!
01:15:30	Grab the oar!
01:15:36	Are you okay?
01:15:38	You all right?
01:15:39	Yeah.
01:15:41	We gotta go to shore!
01:15:48	Cynthia, we're out of synch again.
01:15:50	You know, you gotta paddle on
01:15:52	Well, Jason, I can't see
01:15:55	Well, turn around and take
01:15:56	Otherwise, we are gonna capsize
01:15:59	It was an accident.
01:16:01	I'll bet it could have been avoided.
01:16:03	Right? Am I right? Baby'
01:16:06	Cynthia, paddle the boat, please!
01:16:08	You know what?
01:16:09	Sit down. You've got
01:16:11	Cynthia! Cynthia!
01:16:14	Cynthia!
01:16:15	What are you doing?
01:16:17	Cynthia! Cynthia! Hey! Cynthia!
01:16:26	Thank God. Thank God that is over!
01:16:28	I mean, who jumps out of the canoe?
01:16:30	You could have really
01:16:32	Put these on. Cynthia?
01:16:34	I can't do everything
01:16:36	I can't control the ocean and
01:16:40	Calm down!
01:16:41	And I can't do anything about the
01:16:49	This is nuts.
01:16:52	No, it's me.
01:16:56	And I just really need
01:16:59	Please stop following me, 'cause
01:17:02	Come on. What are you doing? Hey,
01:17:07	You know what? I'm gonna
01:17:09	Great, thank you.
01:17:11	Yeah, you guys go ahead.
01:17:12	I'm gonna make sure she's okay.
01:17:14	Honey, I don't think it's a good idea
01:17:15	that everyone separates right now.
01:17:16	I really don't think we have a choice.
01:17:18	Let me just go talk to her.
01:17:19	No, Jason, she really
01:17:21	All right, go ahead. I gotta go.
01:17:22	Baby! You guys go ahead!
01:17:24	We'll meet you guys there!
01:17:30	So, what are we gonna do about Trudy?
01:17:33	What are we gonna do about Cynthia,
01:17:34	who just disappeared into the jungle?
01:17:36	Jason, she's upset. Let her cool
01:17:40	We still gotta get Trudy to do all
01:17:43	So let's just get her ass
01:17:47	Cyn, please, slow down, honey.
01:17:50	I think we might have
01:17:54	Really? Yeah.
01:17:58	Wow.
01:18:08	Finally made it to the waterfall.
01:18:15	I think my marriage is over.
01:18:17	What?
01:18:18	Honey, don't say that.
01:18:21	I am. I'm so tired of him trying
01:18:27	that he thinks is right all the time.
01:18:29	Listen. Don't make any
01:18:32	You guys just need to take a breather.
01:18:34	Get a little bit of space, you know?
01:18:36	You'll be okay. You know?
01:18:37	You guys have been on top of
01:18:40	No, that's the... Actually, the
01:18:45	We haven't had sex
01:18:50	We've barely even touched each other.
01:18:54	Now, Cynthia and I
01:18:55	I come to this island, I come to
01:18:58	find out my animal spirit... Yeah.
01:18:59	Let me help you out on the
01:19:00	It's gonna be awesome! It always is.
01:19:03	It's like if you go to a tarot
01:19:05	you're always something cool... Dave...
01:19:06	...like a king or a gunfighter.
01:19:08	No one ever finds out that they were,
01:19:09	like, a shopkeeper or an asshole.
01:19:11	Is this hilarious to you?
01:19:12	Tell you what+ If I get kicked off
01:19:15	And I can't believe I let
01:19:18	We derailed you? That's correct.
01:19:19	If you kept a closer eye on Trudy,
01:19:20	she wouldn't have strayed so
01:19:23	She's not a dog, Jason.
01:19:25	she's been very selfish, hasn't
01:19:27	I can tell you that. No, no, no, no, no.
01:19:28	Look, I made promises, I let her down.
01:19:30	You don't know the ins and
01:19:33	Is that what it is? It's a
01:19:35	All right? That's not a relationship.
01:19:37	It's more like an
01:19:38	She should be very happy
01:19:40	You're a good guy. You
01:19:41	She shouldn't be running off.
01:19:42	She should be doing
01:19:44	bending over backwards
01:19:45	Don't blame this on Shane.
01:19:47	I don't need to hear it from you, okay?
01:19:49	It's half your fault. Half his fault,
01:19:50	half Trudy's fault, half your fault.
01:19:52	Me? Yeah, with the whole canoe scheme?
01:19:54	All right? You put me and my
01:19:57	put tension on the relationship.
01:19:58	Your wife left you because
01:20:00	And now you're suffocating me!
01:20:02	And you're suffocating Shane, too!
01:20:03	Yeah, don't suffocate me, man.
01:20:07	A grown woman literally jumped
01:20:10	and did a distance swim that
01:20:12	instead of staying in
01:20:15	Look in the mirror.
01:20:17	Okay, Joseph Cecil Tanzini,
01:20:20	with a monsoon of respect, I
01:20:23	to be telling anyone
01:20:24	when it comes to relationships.
01:20:26	You're not Mr. "'I Try So
01:20:28	So let's go, glass house.
01:20:30	Me, glass house?
01:20:32	You, glass house!
01:20:34	Talk to me about relationships.
01:20:36	You got a woman who adores you.
01:20:37	She'd do anything for you.
01:20:39	You have a real partner in life,
01:20:40	and what does she want from you?
01:20:42	"Take me to the waterfall."
01:20:45	because you had some over-stimulated
01:20:49	Do you think when your marriage is over
01:20:50	that you're gonna find somebody
01:20:51	that just caters to you, no matter what?
01:20:53	That you're not gonna
01:20:54	That's gonna be, like, psyched to go to
01:20:57	and hear the same football stories
01:20:58	about how you rocked in high school?
01:21:00	I did rock in high school
01:21:02	But whoever that person is, you
01:21:05	or they're not gonna go
01:21:07	You're not gonna have someone
01:21:09	You'll be sitting by yourself,
01:21:13	And who wants to go to
01:21:17	You know what? If anyone
01:21:18	it should be me.
01:21:19	I am having a real fight with my
01:21:24	Look it. I'm talking in
01:21:26	I'm getting island fever now.
01:21:28	This is an early sign of things to come.
01:21:30	And what we need to do now is get
01:21:33	You're a problem. You're
01:21:41	Is that Salvadore?
01:21:43	Does this guy think he's a
01:21:48	Oh. Please, excuse my nudity.
01:21:51	I was expecting no company.
01:21:54	Allow me to put something on.
01:21:58	I would have asked you to join me,
01:22:00	but the water is a little chilly.
01:22:04	But perhaps this will
01:22:07	And what is that?
01:22:09	It's an island rum, infused with
01:22:13	Delicious.
01:22:15	Yes? You like? Very much.
01:22:17	Yes.
01:22:18	That's yummy.
01:22:20	It is yummy.
01:22:21	It's yummy, yummy, yummy, isn't it?
01:22:22	Mmm. Yes.
01:22:24	Oh, oh...
01:22:25	Slow down there, killer.
01:22:27	You see, this island has
01:22:31	You know, it is good to have
01:22:36	Then do it!
01:22:43	Well, I guess we just go around, huh?
01:22:45	No, we gotta go through. The path ends.
01:22:47	We go off the path,
01:22:48	No, hey, we'll make a new path.
01:22:50	What if there's people in there? Joey!
01:22:54	Be careful, sweetie.
01:22:56	Ronnie, I'm Cynthia. I'm always careful!
01:23:00	Yes!
01:23:01	Okay.
01:23:05	Okay.
01:23:06	Get in there. You,re
01:23:09	I don't know what you're doing...
01:23:12	Get away from the door.
01:23:14	Jessie is a friend
01:23:17	Yeah, I know he's been
01:23:20	But lately something's changed
01:23:24	Jessie's got himself a girl
01:23:28	And she's watching him with those eyes
01:23:31	And she's loving him with
01:23:35	And he's holding her in
01:23:40	You know,..
01:23:41	Hey! What are you doing here?
01:23:44	Private staff quarters are
01:23:48	I'm so sorry that we are disturbing
01:23:53	I'm going to have to ask you to
01:23:56	Well, that's a shame, because
01:23:58	When does Hoss and Little Joe show up?
01:24:00	Dave.
01:24:02	You gentlemen have
01:24:05	and have broken the
01:24:08	And, unfortunately, I don't think
01:24:13	I'm gonna call monsieur Marcel.
01:24:15	No, no, no, no, no, no. Sctanley,
01:24:17	there's been a big misunderstanding.
01:24:18	Some of us don't
01:24:20	I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but
01:24:22	and there are consequences.
01:24:24	Yes, could you get
01:24:27	Yes, I know he's asleep, but wake
01:24:32	What a shocker that
01:24:33	Came here for answers and
01:24:35	Great.
01:24:37	Great leading, Joey. Me?
01:24:39	Yeah, you.
01:24:40	I thought monsieur Marcel felt
01:24:44	For the guests, yeah.
01:24:45	You seem pretty good at that game.
01:24:47	He's the best on the whole island.
01:24:49	It's a pretty small island.
01:24:51	Doesn't look like it's all that hard.
01:24:57	Looks like all you gotta
01:25:00	and play along with the
01:25:03	Something like that.
01:25:09	You know what'd be a gas,
01:25:13	And when I win,
01:25:14	you could point me towards the singles'
01:25:19	When you beat me?
01:25:31	When I win, what will you give me?
01:25:35	Maybe just this.
01:25:39	$1,000
01:25:42	Are you at liberty to
01:25:44	Or would you prefer to play for smiles?
01:25:49	Monsieur Marcel, I'm
01:25:52	I thought there was an
01:25:55	I do apologize.
01:26:03	I play at expert level.
01:26:10	You take this kind of serious.
01:26:16	That's a big screen.
01:26:30	You've played this before.
01:26:31	Maybe just a couple times, Sctanley.
01:26:35	All right, Sctanley,
01:26:48	Come on, Sctanley, get him!
01:26:49	Don't let him get in your head.
01:26:51	Don't let him get in your head, Dave.
01:27:05	I know a place you will like.
01:27:07	Really? Yes. You will love it.
01:27:10	What kind of place?
01:27:13	Like a place that has dancing?
01:27:14	There is everything. Everything?
01:27:16	Oh, my God, you guys,
01:27:18	You want to go? Yes, please, regard me.
01:27:20	Follow me. Oh, my God,
01:27:22	It'll be a girls' night!
01:27:23	Okay, but, honey, honey,
01:27:24	You should just slow down
01:27:26	That's exactly what I need!
01:27:56	It's the second guitar solo
01:28:00	I was kind of counting
01:28:02	Yeah?
01:28:03	I think it's time to
01:28:08	Cut his head, cut his
01:28:10	Go, go, go!
01:28:11	Dave! Dave! Cut his head!
01:28:15	Big finish.
01:28:21	Star power! Star power! Yes!
01:28:25	Sctanley, no!
01:28:35	Yeah!
01:28:39	You hustled me.
01:28:40	Yes, I did.
01:28:43	For that, I'm sorry. You see,
01:28:49	And this one here, in
01:28:51	And I'm proud to stand here before you
01:28:54	and tell you it brings
01:28:56	as it does for the
01:28:59	And we had a bet, and I know
01:29:06	Forget that you saw me and my friends
01:29:07	and point me in the
01:29:12	I cannot confirm or deny that the one
01:29:18	But a bet is a bet. And I
01:29:23	The beach is blocked by rocks.
01:29:26	No more boats for me and
01:29:30	I would be remiss if I did not
01:29:33	Do not take this journey lightly.
01:29:34	Hmm.
01:29:35	There is an old game
01:29:37	just beyond the abandoned Starbucks.
01:29:40	Take it to where it forks. Jog to
01:29:46	You will see lights. You
01:29:52	Keep walking.
01:29:53	Look up and locate the
01:29:57	I think we should be writing this down.
01:29:59	I think Dave's got it.
01:30:00	The stars shall be your guide.
01:30:02	As long as we're headed east, that's
01:30:05	I'm looking for the Little Dipper.
01:30:06	If I could find the Little Dipper,
01:30:08	Shane, help me find the Little Dipper.
01:30:09	What do I look like, Harriet Tubman?
01:30:11	Fine! I'll do it by myself, okay?
01:30:13	You guys are no help! Just... Just...
01:30:18	Welcome to Hump Island!
01:30:20	It's time to feast here in the
01:30:24	Now can you feel it? Come on!
01:30:26	Man, we are about to get
01:30:29	You guys ready?
01:30:34	Bingo!
01:30:35	Hey, yo, check it out, y'all!
01:30:36	A luau fire and drum show
01:30:39	Some of the best drummers
01:30:41	Don't forget to check it out!
01:30:42	This place is out of control.
01:30:44	What could she be possibly
01:30:46	Come on, let's not
01:30:47	For all we know, she could be sitting
01:30:48	in a corner sulking somewhere.
01:30:50	Hey, we can do this. We get in, we
01:30:53	I know... I know that girl. San Diego!
01:30:57	I know that girl. I'm gonna go see
01:30:59	if I can get some answers out of her.
01:31:00	What are you talking about?
01:31:02	Talking to locals is the
01:31:04	You guys should be doing it, too.
01:31:05	That's a great idea. We split up.
01:31:06	That way, we find her twice
01:31:08	We shouldn't split up,
01:31:09	Listen, Dave, time is
01:31:11	and if we don't find
01:31:13	We meet back at the exit in,
01:31:15	Let's go. Jason, there's
01:31:16	If we split up, we're
01:31:18	This place rocks.
01:31:19	What are you doing?
01:31:21	What am I doing? I'm
01:31:22	I'm trying to have a party going on. Hi.
01:31:24	Hi. Hi.
01:31:26	Hi.
01:31:27	We gotta find Trudy. I
01:31:29	Come on, buddy.
01:31:31	What, are you dying to be
01:31:33	Look at all these people.
01:31:35	They're sexting, they're krumping,
01:31:38	'cause their day's so special they
01:31:40	It's called tweeting.
01:31:42	Look, Joey, we were
01:31:43	We're not missing out on anything.
01:31:45	No, you were single, you had fun.
01:31:46	I got married early, so I
01:31:49	I have a feeling you had a chance
01:31:51	But, look, if you want to
01:31:54	or "Let Me Translate Your Tribal
01:31:56	You don't get it. I'm here
01:31:59	who can't even stand the sight of me.
01:32:00	And whose fault is
01:32:02	Dude, relationships
01:32:03	not a highway and a bike path.
01:32:05	If it matters to you, work at it.
01:32:07	And if it doesn't, then don't!
01:32:08	But make a decision.
01:32:10	I want to be married
01:32:11	'cause I want to have people
01:32:16	I don't wanna be doing
01:32:21	I want it... Look. Hey, Dave, it's
01:32:26	You make the best of your
01:32:31	Yeah!
01:32:33	Yeah, definitely.
01:32:34	San Diego!
01:32:37	Remember me? Where have you been?
01:32:39	Where have I been? I've
01:32:41	Look, we'll never be able to find her.
01:32:42	If... If I walk over there,
01:32:45	If I'm on this side, she's
01:32:47	All right, panicking's
01:32:49	Hey, want to dance, tough guy?
01:32:51	No, I'd step on your feet, I'd
01:32:54	All right, now, everybody up,
01:32:58	This place is amazing! I can't
01:33:02	I knew you would love it.
01:33:03	This is why I brought
01:33:05	Oh, it is so nice to be
01:33:08	Everyone's smiling and laughing.
01:33:11	It's great. In a couple more
01:33:14	I will go get my special
01:33:17	Oh, yes.
01:33:18	"Guess I am on my way."
01:33:19	"Mighty glad you stayed!"
01:33:21	Yes! Yes!
01:33:25	He is so much fun!
01:33:27	Oh, God, don't even start.
01:33:28	I'm just having fun.
01:33:30	No, it's just... Guys, this is too much.
01:33:32	What's too much? Let's
01:33:33	and chill out a little.
01:33:41	Excuse me, I don't mean to
01:33:45	Hi. Ronnie.
01:33:46	Ronnie. That's a great name.
01:33:48	Thank you. Yeah.
01:33:49	Do you have a cell phone I could use?
01:33:51	Why?
01:33:53	Someone's got to call God and let
01:33:56	Wow, that is the worst
01:33:59	Well, what do you want from me?
01:34:00	I've been out of the game for a while.
01:34:02	I've been slumming it
01:34:05	Now you're getting closer.
01:34:06	Dave, if you're here to be
01:34:08	I am not gonna talk about it tonight.
01:34:11	I'm not here to talk about anything,
01:34:12	I just want to see my wife. Let's go.
01:34:17	I can't just leave these two.
01:34:19	I think they'll survive.
01:34:24	We sure will.
01:34:30	They are so lucky.
01:34:34	Now this next jam goes out to
01:34:38	Everybody, up! Let's keep
01:34:41	Maybe we ought to wait by the exit,
01:34:43	so when people come out, you know...
01:34:44	Whatever we do, we gotta do it fast.
01:34:45	I gotta get back, gotta
01:34:49	What do you got? You see her?
01:34:53	That's my wife.
01:34:56	Jennifer?
01:34:58	Shane?
01:35:03	God, Shane, there you are! I've
01:35:07	Jennifer, what are you doing here?
01:35:08	Look, I heard at the salon that you were
01:35:13	so I just felt a strong sense of urgency
01:35:16	that you and l needed to
01:35:19	Jennifer, you left me, remember?
01:35:20	I know, I know.
01:35:23	But then I was hoping that
01:35:26	It wasn't like you walked out
01:35:29	And why are you even at this place?
01:35:30	Do you know this place is insane?
01:35:33	I'm getting called names.
01:35:34	I've been called a cougar,
01:35:38	I had to smack this one kid.
01:35:40	That's the last time he'll walk
01:35:43	Yeah.
01:35:44	I've been looking all
01:35:46	And where have you been?
01:35:47	Well, actually, I'm
01:35:50	the couples' side, with my girlfriend.
01:35:53	What? Who?
01:35:56	Her name is Trudy and she's
01:36:01	Put it in my mouth!
01:36:03	Go, go, go!
01:36:06	Trudy?
01:36:07	All right, y'all, it's
01:36:10	the Kanikapila luau drum show!
01:36:13	The special blend.
01:36:15	Yes, this is a magical drink.
01:36:17	You know what?
01:36:18	I'm gonna go get a good spot for
01:36:21	No, no, we're good here.
01:36:22	Okay. You're fine? Okay.
01:36:25	And then there was two.
01:36:27	Listen, I want you to come back with me.
01:36:29	I'm not going back to
01:36:31	I'm gonna stay right
01:36:34	and get another margarita
01:36:36	I came a long way to find you.
01:36:38	Well, I know you ain't
01:36:40	You damn sure ain't come to dance.
01:36:42	So what'd you follow me here for?
01:36:43	No. I did.
01:36:44	I came here to drink, party,
01:36:47	Do it... It's just...
01:36:53	What am I saying?
01:36:56	I don't want to do any of those things.
01:37:00	Truth is that I'm
01:37:04	All right, y'all, it's time for
01:37:11	Cynthia, hi. Excuse me. Hi.
01:37:13	Hi. Hey, what are you doing here?
01:37:14	You all right?
01:37:15	I'm fine, Jason. I'm watching the show.
01:37:17	We do have to get back before
01:37:20	I don't think that's a good idea, Jason.
01:37:21	Come on, hon. Let's go.
01:37:22	We're very close.
01:37:23	Jason, I'm not going anywhere.
01:37:26	It pains me to say this,
01:37:32	I love you.
01:37:34	But we cannot do this to
01:37:39	It's over.
01:37:41	Daddy, wait. I was wrong.
01:37:44	I'll go back to the other side.
01:37:46	No. Then you... You,d
01:37:48	Trying to be something that you're not.
01:37:51	You're 20. Go be 20.
01:37:58	All right?
01:38:05	I will not lose you. All
01:38:10	You're the whole reason that I'm here.
01:38:11	You're the whole reason
01:38:13	You're the whole reason that I've
01:38:19	I have failed here miserably.
01:38:25	What bothers me is
01:38:26	and I am not gonna do that ever again.
01:38:29	All right? I love you a lot.
01:38:39	Let's go get a drink.
01:38:46	Oh.
01:38:48	Honey, it has been forever
01:38:53	Yeah.
01:38:55	You know, baby, it's funny. Since
01:38:58	and the place has made
01:39:01	But you know what? I think
01:39:05	No.
01:39:06	We got a million problems.
01:39:09	Really? Yeah.
01:39:11	But, honey, I think everybody
01:39:14	I don't know that, like, you,re
01:39:16	because the simple truth of it,
01:39:20	We made a commitment to each
01:39:23	And to myself. And I meant it.
01:39:27	Shane, honey, wait.
01:39:28	Jennifer, I don't need this.
01:39:30	I'm done with trying
01:39:32	I'm not gonna be the
01:39:34	I'm not gonna do things the
01:39:37	I'm always gonna wear my heart on
01:39:40	And I got a lot of friends that like me
01:39:42	just because I'm the way I am.
01:39:44	But it really doesn't
01:39:50	Well, I don't like you.
01:39:52	Whatever. I love you.
01:39:56	I can't stand picking out tiles.
01:39:59	It drives me nuts to try
01:40:02	I know it does.
01:40:03	But, you know, the one thing
01:40:06	is just kind of have
01:40:09	And truthfully, sweetheart, that
01:40:12	because before there was the kids
01:40:14	or the house or the job or any of it,
01:40:17	there was just you.
01:40:19	And I love you, Ronnie.
01:40:20	I love you, too, Dave.
01:40:31	Hey, now, all you naughty boys and
01:40:37	The hell's she doing here?
01:40:39	Who?
01:40:40	That's my wife. She
01:40:43	I don't think so. She looks fine.
01:40:46	You should just relax.
01:40:50	Son of a...
01:40:56	Excuse me!
01:40:59	Hey!
01:41:00	Peacock!
01:41:03	Please, I don't want to hurt you.
01:41:08	"Encouragement!" Joey!
01:41:11	Baby, remember when we first met
01:41:12	and I told you that you were
01:41:15	You lied? No, no, no, no, no.
01:41:17	I was... I was completely inexperienced,
01:41:20	and, honey, I didn't
01:41:23	I've been cheating on you!
01:41:24	I've been cheating on
01:41:26	Yeah? For years, I've
01:41:28	Well, I cheated on you
01:41:30	With two... You had a
01:41:32	No, no! But I would have!
01:41:34	I totally would have!
01:41:37	Not with two dudes! You
01:41:39	I thought I needed to know what it
01:41:42	not like I read it in Cosmo. So
01:41:46	I've had one-night stands!
01:41:48	Okay.
01:41:49	I've woken up in beds with men
01:41:51	whose names I didn't even remember!
01:41:53	I was like, "'How did
01:41:54	Jennifer, I get it. Land your plane.
01:41:56	Just deal with it! You deal with it.
01:41:58	You deal... You deal with
01:42:00	What? If you don't put in effort,
01:42:02	you're gonna be the one who
01:42:04	Are you asking me to go
01:42:06	The bottom line is that none of them
01:42:08	made me feel the love that you did.
01:42:11	And I had to go out into the world
01:42:14	in order for me to come back
01:42:17	Now I'm gonna keep on
01:42:20	until somebody gets something going on!
01:42:22	I'm not saying I wouldn't
01:42:24	Well, I'm not saying I wouldn't
01:42:26	All right, well, I would try
01:42:27	Well, I would try to go
01:42:29	So let's try. I want
01:42:33	I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
01:42:38	I am so sorry that it took all of that.
01:42:44	But you know what? Now I can
01:42:48	that you are my man.
01:42:53	Could you ever love me again?
01:42:55	Well, you're my wife.
01:42:58	And I never stopped loving you.
01:43:01	Now come here and give me a kiss.
01:43:07	This next jam goes out to all
01:43:10	And that time that you got sick,
01:43:12	you didn't want me to see you,
01:43:13	so you locked me out of the bathroom?
01:43:14	No! Then I passed out!
01:43:16	Yeah.
01:43:17	And you called the ambulance.
01:43:18	Well, because, before you passed out,
01:43:19	it sounded like you were dying in there.
01:43:21	You know? I thought I was dying. I did.
01:43:22	Yeah, well, what was I supposed to do?
01:43:23	I should have broken down the door.
01:43:25	You've been a really good friend.
01:43:27	You have been the best
01:43:31	Now don't stop dancing, y'all!
01:43:33	Party ain't over! It's far from over!
01:44:05	Silence, please! Silence!
01:44:09	I made a program for you and
01:44:14	You defied my instructions
01:44:17	Why are we being held to a
01:44:19	You weren't here on time this morning.
01:44:21	I was here before
01:44:24	Therefore, I chose not to wait.
01:44:27	Marcel, I've got to be honest with you.
01:44:28	You know... Silence!
01:44:29	No, you silence! Please, just...
01:44:32	I don't need some speech
01:44:36	No more, okay?
01:44:37	I'm sorry that we kept
01:44:39	and that we didn't respect your program,
01:44:40	but last night my wife and l,
01:44:43	we spent some real time together,
01:44:45	and for the first time in a long time,
01:44:47	we woke up actually very, very happy.
01:44:50	So, with all due respect, sir,
01:44:52	I don't need you, or
01:44:54	to, you know, say anything, really.
01:44:57	I know.
01:44:59	Sorry?
01:45:00	You do?
01:45:01	Yes.
01:45:05	That is why I am giving you this.
01:45:08	I don't understand.
01:45:10	I could never reveal your
01:45:14	It was always up to you.
01:45:17	Cynthia, Jason, your
01:45:22	No matter what obstacles
01:45:25	the rabbit will scrape and burrow
01:45:28	and find a way to create his home.
01:45:33	Thank you. Thank you.
01:45:35	Lucy, Joseph.
01:45:39	For you,
01:45:43	the wolf.
01:45:44	The wolf is by nature a pack animal
01:45:48	and one of the few proud members
01:45:50	of the animal kingdom
01:45:53	Congratulations.
01:45:54	Thank you.
01:45:56	Hello, Jen. Welcome, Jennifer.
01:45:59	Thank you.
01:46:01	For you,
01:46:04	the noble honeybee.
01:46:06	The honeybee is committed.
01:46:08	And though it may fly
01:46:12	collecting the sweet, sticky nectar'
01:46:15	it has no choice but
01:46:19	Congratulations.
01:46:20	Thank you. That's a big-ass bee.
01:46:23	Finally, Ronnie and David.
01:46:25	I have thought long and hard about this.
01:46:28	I could not decide with my mind.
01:46:31	I had to open my soul
01:46:35	And, finally...
01:46:36	Okay, the build-up's killing me.
01:46:38	What do we got here? Two cheetahs?
01:46:40	Couple of eagles? You got two lions?
01:46:43	The ass.
01:46:46	You are the ass.
01:46:50	Stubborn and immovable.
01:46:52	The mighty ass tirelessly bears
01:46:58	But when the ass is on the
01:47:04	Be an ass for your marriage.
01:47:08	Be an ass for love.
01:47:11	Thank you, Marcel.
01:47:15	I'm gonna be the biggest
01:47:21	And now, you may spend the rest
01:47:26	Please feel free to make Eden
01:47:31	Yes.
01:47:33	And now, jet skis!
01:47:35	Yes, yes! Yes!
01:47:41	Hey, hey, what's happening?
01:47:43	I sure miss you guys.
01:47:44	I miss you so much.
01:47:46	And Grandpa Jim Jim let us watch Jaws!
01:47:49	We get to eat all the candy we want!
01:47:52	Hey, guys, the jet skis are ready!
01:47:53	Come on! We're waiting on you!
01:47:54	Give us one second with the
01:47:56	Go ahead and start. Well, listen,
01:47:57	when we get back next weekend,
01:48:00	and we'll get some big drumsticks
01:48:01	and lots of meat.
01:48:03	And we're gonna be doing a lot
01:48:05	so get ready, okay? I'm gonna take you
01:48:07	to the school parking
01:48:08	Yeah! Donuts!
01:48:09	All right, I love you.
01:48:10	Love you, too. Here's Grandpa Jim Jim.
01:48:13	All right. Enjoy your last few days.
01:48:15	Hey, Dad, could you do me a favor
01:48:17	and not give them candy
01:48:19	You ought to be thanking me.
01:48:22	returning some of the stuff
01:48:25	Okay, thanks so much. When you..
01:48:27	will you beat that guy up on the price?
01:48:29	Kevin! That is not a real toilet.
01:48:32	Dad, what's going on?
01:48:33	Please tell me he's
01:48:35	It's nice to take a
01:48:38	Dad? I gotta go.
01:48:39	I don't know him and there's
01:48:42	Grandpa, there's no toilet paper.
01:48:47	Help me get my shirt off.
01:53:14	You know, the Federal Reserve is a pimp.
01:53:17	They want you to be in debt.
01:53:20	That's how it works. They
01:53:23	you can't pay for,
01:53:25	HD, motorcycles. It's all a pimp game.

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