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7 Zwerge Seven Dwarfs
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Seven days passed |
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It took six days |
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the cozy home of the humans, |
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in the shadow of the mighty castle. |
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On the seventh day, |
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The sinister forest. |
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These two worlds |
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Only one bridge crosses the river. |
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For a long time, |
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We all know what the bright side |
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But only legends can tell us... |
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what lurks on the dark side. |
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7 DWARVES |
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Önce upon a time |
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known as Little Red Riding Hood. |
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One day, she came upon the river... |
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which separates the world of light |
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On the other side she saw a flower... |
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more alluring than any |
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Unable to resist temptation, |
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she threw caution to the wind... |
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and quickly crossed over... |
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to the dark side of the world. |
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Beguiled by the scent |
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she lost track of time. |
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It's always time for dinner |
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I was about to invite that creature. |
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And what's for dinner? |
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He saw one. |
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She breached the perimeter. |
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And he saw her... |
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We have to teach him a lesson. |
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The chair? |
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Not the chair! |
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Your Majesty! You look as fresh |
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Fresher! As beautiful as the sunrise. |
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You take my breath away. |
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Your delicate features are more |
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A rhapsody in blonde. |
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Oh. Right. |
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Just wait, Your Majesty, your |
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thanks to my |
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In theory, anyway. |
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What else is new, right? |
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Skin like an old tire, airbags under |
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Your Majesty! The word beauty |
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Your Majesty! |
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I know, Spliss. |
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Boys, that's enough. |
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Bubi, there is another world. |
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Are there more of these |
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A ladle of nettle soup |
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Yes, Bubi, there are. |
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They're called "women." |
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If you ever see one again, |
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Okay. |
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As fast as you possibly can. |
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That one seemed so nice, though. |
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Bubi, this is not a game. - If women |
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Tshakko is right. |
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Remember what your mother did to you? |
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What? |
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Bank robbers? |
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You'll never catch us! |
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Damn! They've hit us! |
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We're going down. |
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We need to lose some weight! |
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Yes! |
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That was fun. |
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Women are heartless and cold. |
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Stupid cows! Always in a shitty mood! |
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You can't generalize like that. |
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Women are know-it-alls. Period. |
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I think... |
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everyone has a good side, even women. |
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Sure they do. Their back. |
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In any case, they break your heart. |
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I used to be a happy man. |
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I used to be a happy man. |
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Until THAT night... |
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Until THAT night... |
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...that changed my life. |
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...that changed my life. |
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But let's not talk about it. |
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Are you making fun of me? |
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Come on... |
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My misery amuses you? |
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No, no. |
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So what happened THAT night? |
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Who knows, he never talks about it. |
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In any event, we have to destroy |
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Who knows what might show up next? |
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Ralfie! |
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Can I come in? |
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Look! A real pointy cap. |
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There's already seven of us. |
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Well then... |
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I sort of like him. |
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To the bridge, boys. |
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Hey, dwarves! Hey, dwarves! |
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Hey, dwarves! |
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Let's get this over with. |
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Jester! A jest! |
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What's this, your Majesty? |
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A brunette holding on to a thought. |
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And what do you see |
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The back of her skull. |
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What does one brunette say another |
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"Hey, I know that face." |
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The other one takes the mirror |
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Yes! |
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Mirror, mirror on the wall, |
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Who's the fairest of them all? |
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Yes, hello there... |
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I'm not sure if you knew... |
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but you're the fairest here. |
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Although... I mean... |
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there might be... |
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quite possibly... someone else. |
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And that would be Snow White. |
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Snow White! |
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Well, she is... |
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I don't want to say |
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But actually, she sort of is. |
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Snow White! |
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I mean, come on. |
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If I weren't stuck |
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Spliss! |
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She's alive! That bitch of a brunette! |
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What did I tell you to do THAT night? |
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But Your Majesty, |
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I put her |
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That's not quite |
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BRUNETTES |
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Do I have to do everything myself? |
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And you... I'll talk to you later. |
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I hope Gaby is pretty enough |
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Oh, there he is. |
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Hello, my prince. |
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Your hair is especially gorgeous |
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Another one. |
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Oh, Ben, you savage, you. |
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Yes, hello there... |
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I'm not sure if you knew... |
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but we got a bit of a problem. |
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Ah, yes. |
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No, you're the one with the... |
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There's a certain lady... |
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I don't want to mention any names... |
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And she is... I don't want to say |
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but she basically... |
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hates your guts. |
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Really? Now what? |
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Well, what do you think? |
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Oh, I see. You want me to vanish. |
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The bridge has to go. |
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Let's hear some constructive ideas. |
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I'd say... |
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This is a piece of cake. |
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and, bang, it's gone. Like the time |
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Okay, it still needs some fine tuning. |
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I thought it was fun. |
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Cloudy, stop slapping Bubi around. |
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The dollhouse |
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What? |
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Butt! Good idea. Put out the butt. |
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Now I want to see the hunter or else: |
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Hunter or black eye! |
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Black eye, not black guy! |
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Morning. |
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Hunter. Where is your bloodhound? |
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Say what? |
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She wants Brutus. |
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Listen, hunter... |
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Snow White... |
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Who? |
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Could someone please... |
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turn off these stupid trumpets? |
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Oh. Right. |
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Bring me that bitch, hunter. |
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Snow White. |
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Dead. |
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No. Better yet: Alive! |
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Uh-huh. Not dead? |
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Oh no, beardo. |
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For there is a fate worse than death. |
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Whoa. |
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That's it. |
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KEEP OUT |
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I've got something as well. |
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The excitement is killing me. |
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Smells weird. What's that? |
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Boring! |
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Everyone who wants to cross the bridge |
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I'll show you a catapult! |
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He's not laughing. |
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He must really be bored. |
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Not too far! I'm about to make dinner. |
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This is the trigger-triggering-cord. |
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It triggers the trigger. |
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You just pull the horseshoe. |
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It was working fine yesterday. |
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Oh boy! |
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I can't watch this. |
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That wasn't by any chance? |
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Freshly harvested this morning. |
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I look like a pig. |
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True. And you're covered in muck. |
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First I muck everything up, |
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It's just not fair. |
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Speedy! The soap! |
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One day they'll thank me. |
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Thank you! |
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I knew it! |
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Screw this. |
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Stop! Hold it right there. |
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Don't come any closer. |
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I am one of the infamous dwarves. |
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A dwarf? |
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Yes. Of course. |
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That's it. |
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Smaller. |
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I knew I was doing something wrong. |
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Stop! Cut it out! |
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We're supposed to be chasing tail. |
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Who are you? |
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I asked first. |
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Another one. At least |
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Have you seen a girl run by here? |
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Skin as white as the fallen snow? |
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And lips as red as blood? |
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And hair as black as ebony? |
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Nope, sure haven't. |
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I see. |
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Snow White. What kind of name is that? |
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We'll catch her. |
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The other day he caught rabies. |
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Rabies, right on. What else can he do? |
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How fetching. |
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Show the dwarf... |
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how well you fetch. |
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Watch this. |
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He's fetching. |
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Well fetched, Brutus. |
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That's a twelve-pointer. |
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That's going in my collection. |
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You should see it. |
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And I always hit something. |
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Well done. You deserve a reward. |
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you can make a wish. |
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Go. Stop. Sorry. |
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A doggy song! |
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When you hold him in your arm, |
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When you scratch his little ear, doggy |
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When you poke his little nose, |
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When you twist his little tail, |
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When you kick him in the butt, |
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We all know for what this calls: |
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I'm not done! After he is skinned |
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Who left the door open? |
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Bubi, are you there? |
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Who ate my coltsfoot soup? |
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And who... - Who put |
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And who... |
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And who... |
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And who's that lying in my bed? |
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Bubi? |
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A woman! |
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Calm down, boys. |
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We'll get to the bottom of this. |
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Think it through. Step by step. |
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Is there some higher power |
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Is there even such a thing |
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Does anyone have a clue |
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I know! I know! |
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Wanted: Snow White. |
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A reward! |
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Hello? I'm Snow White. |
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And who are you? |
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We're the seven dwarves. |
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Really? |
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Most people do. |
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A common misconception. |
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Wait! Wait! Wait! |
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Here. |
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But now I have to... |
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You scared her off. |
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We have to stop her! Follow me. |
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Wait! Wait! Wait! |
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I really have to... - I'll make you |
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You can sleep in my bed, if you like. |
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I have to... |
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Great, but I have to... |
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Thank you, but that's impossible. |
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How courageous. |
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I really have to go! |
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You're acting like a bunch of fools. |
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We're just faking. For the reward. |
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Excuse me? There's no toilet paper. |
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We have a problem. |
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There's only one man who can help. |
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Yes. |
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Yeah, whaddya want? |
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White Helge! Wisest of the Wise! |
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We are the seven dwarves. |
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Right. |
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But we don't have a ring. |
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Then throw Snow White into the fire. |
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We can't throw Snow White |
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Well. That's a problem all right. |
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Great, thanks a lot, White Helge... |
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Oh, don't mention it... |
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See ya. |
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Pompous ass. |
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Idiot. Schmuck. |
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Are you nuts? |
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Seek, seek, seek, |
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Beat, beat, beat, |
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Hello! |
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I have a new cap. |
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And I'm not as tall anymore. |
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Okay, okay. |
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All right then... |
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Seek, seek, seek... |
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Excuse me? |
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What are you doing? |
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Nothing. Just playing Hide-and-Beat. |
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Never heard of it. |
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It's a board game. |
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What if someone falls? - Then you say |
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It's another board game. - Each player |
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Or Double or Hits? |
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You hit each other with a board... |
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It's way more complex. Everyone |
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Check! |
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Snow White. |
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I need to talk to you. |
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We have a problem. |
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I can learn. The games seem |
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You know, |
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We're dwarves out of conviction. |
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It's a way of looking at the world. We |
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Most of us... |
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have been hurt by a woman. |
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I, for example, lost my beloved wife. |
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Life had lost all meaning for me. |
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I'd rather not talk about it. |
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It's really none of my business. |
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Then don't. |
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But then a door opened, |
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I placed an ad, |
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"Fed up with life and women? |
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Join the Seven Dwarves Project." |
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And these seven guys replied? |
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Oh, no. Far more than that. |
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Eight. |
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One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. |
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Seven. |
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Some who didn't make it |
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Not every man can be a dwarf. |
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And not every dwarf |
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I think you underestimate my boys. |
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You think so? |
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We still have an issue, though. |
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We can solve this. |
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Check! |
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So you did not bring her here, |
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as specifically requested |
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What are you, nuts? |
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This is a scandal. |
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A mutiny! What happened to |
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Well, she's... dead. |
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It was him. He ate her. |
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He ate her? All gone? |
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Not a shred left. |
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Oh, goody. All right, then. |
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Coltsfoot on a bed of nettle, with |
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Really? How? |
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Yes! |
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So you all have problems with women? |
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Nonsense. Says who? |
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I've heard that you've all been hurt. |
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I'm listening. |
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Speedy? |
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Tshakko? |
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Sunny? |
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Cloudy? |
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Yes, Bubi. |
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Nothing. |
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Mrs. Billerbeck. |
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You remind me of my teacher. |
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She had her good sides. |
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The parts were perfect for us. |
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The three happy piggies |
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Three little piggies, that's |
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Three little piggies is what we are, |
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Woo-hoo! |
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I'm the wolf, I'm big, I'm bad. |
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With a mighty roar and thunder, |
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Piggy town is going under. |
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Oh. The horror. |
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Stop! |
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My God! Not a shred of talent! |
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Get out! |
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And so the bitch kicked us out. |
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Maybe you should have switched roles. |
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Me? The big, bad wolf? |
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And me... the three little pigs? |
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All right, here is my story: |
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I önce met a girl. |
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And I'm thinking: "Go for it." |
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But the thing was... |
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she lived way up high. |
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But hey, I'm not from foolsville. |
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See, she had these two long braids. |
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So I just climbed up one of them. |
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Howdy. |
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And I was in love! |
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That must have hurt. |
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Maybe you should have been quicker. |
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Quicker? |
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Ah... |
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Quicker! |
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Quicker. Got it. |
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I'll make it quick. |
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I found a magic lamp... |
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at a beach önce. |
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A lamp! |
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A beautiful lamp! |
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Well, what do we have here? |
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A beautiful magic lamp. |
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Yes, it is. My lamp. |
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That was the chance of a lifetime. |
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The magic lamp |
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What do I need a lamp for? |
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You lost. You didn't say "Check." |
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Not fair! I didn't even... |
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Stop it! |
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Lost! Lost! Lost! |
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Check. |
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I think I hit a woman. |
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I hit a woman! |
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Yes, hello again. |
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I think I know what this is about. |
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Although... |
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on a more global level... |
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What? |
| 00:40:38 |
Well. "All the land"... |
| 00:40:41 |
might be a teensy exaggeration. |
| 00:40:45 |
Okay, if we exclude the forest... |
| 00:40:51 |
then, fine. But... |
| 00:40:55 |
beyond the seven hills, |
| 00:40:58 |
and they do have a certain person |
| 00:41:04 |
Snow White. |
| 00:41:05 |
You could, of course, ignore her. |
| 00:41:10 |
Why can't brunettes |
| 00:41:14 |
They don't know which 7 comes first. |
| 00:41:20 |
Hunter or a black eye. |
| 00:41:25 |
The hunter! |
| 00:41:31 |
There he is, our good hunter, |
| 00:41:37 |
Rid of the brunette. |
| 00:41:40 |
Brutus tore her to shreds. |
| 00:41:44 |
Tiny pieces. |
| 00:41:47 |
That's right, isn't it, hunter? |
| 00:41:50 |
What do you take me for? |
| 00:41:52 |
What do you take her for? |
| 00:41:55 |
Don't lie to me! Or at least |
| 00:41:59 |
Security! |
| 00:42:03 |
No! |
| 00:42:04 |
Not hilarity! Security! |
| 00:42:10 |
Ah, security. |
| 00:42:12 |
Starting tomorrow, |
| 00:42:16 |
What do you have in mind? |
| 00:42:18 |
Just wait. |
| 00:42:33 |
Well, my prince. Your princess |
| 00:42:37 |
No, I'm sleeping on top. |
| 00:42:41 |
I'd like to. - No, let me! |
| 00:42:47 |
No, no, no, I'm the oldest. |
| 00:42:50 |
And I'm weaker. |
| 00:42:52 |
You'll break my back. |
| 00:42:58 |
I've just about had it. |
| 00:43:12 |
Yes, one more. |
| 00:43:14 |
Another kiss. |
| 00:43:17 |
Now I really have to go beddy-bye. |
| 00:43:21 |
Do you think I'll find my prince? |
| 00:43:25 |
You'll find him. No problem. |
| 00:43:30 |
He's much closer than you think. |
| 00:43:36 |
Me! - Me! |
| 00:43:39 |
I know something. If you want me to |
| 00:43:42 |
We'll have to know if it's worth it. |
| 00:43:46 |
If I have the top bed, I'll tell you: |
| 00:43:53 |
All right, you lousy blackmailer. |
| 00:43:57 |
Snow White's 18th birthday |
| 00:44:01 |
Well, ain't that something? |
| 00:44:04 |
A surprise party. |
| 00:44:06 |
With fireworks. |
| 00:44:09 |
Count me out. |
| 00:44:11 |
Maybe Snow White'll cook for you. |
| 00:44:14 |
She can't cook |
| 00:44:19 |
I don't care. |
| 00:44:21 |
I banned wieners for a reason. |
| 00:44:24 |
Cooky! |
| 00:44:27 |
Your haute cuisine |
| 00:44:30 |
to more basic pleasures, |
| 00:44:36 |
So you enjoyed my cooking? |
| 00:44:39 |
No, but who else is dumb enough |
| 00:44:44 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:44:46 |
Isn't tomorrow the anniversary of... |
| 00:44:51 |
Don't say it. |
| 00:44:52 |
What? |
| 00:44:58 |
That's odd. |
| 00:45:00 |
Her 18th birthday... |
| 00:45:04 |
and his 18th anniversary... |
| 00:45:09 |
What an odd coincidence. |
| 00:45:11 |
Small world. |
| 00:45:13 |
We're having a fancy dress. I'll wear |
| 00:45:18 |
I'll be... - What's all this? |
| 00:45:22 |
Ah, five of spades. |
| 00:45:27 |
A party on the anniversary |
| 00:45:41 |
Önce upon a time... |
| 00:45:49 |
happiness was mine. |
| 00:45:57 |
Why did it ever leave my side? |
| 00:46:01 |
I lost everything that night. |
| 00:46:05 |
Önce upon a time... |
| 00:46:13 |
I was hers... |
| 00:46:17 |
and she was mine. |
| 00:46:21 |
Now I sit at home, bitter and alone. |
| 00:46:25 |
Is there any happiness in sight? |
| 00:46:29 |
The kind I önce knew |
| 00:46:32 |
before that night? |
| 00:47:02 |
Your Majesty looks enchanting. |
| 00:47:07 |
Nonsense, |
| 00:47:10 |
Come on, we're going into the forest. |
| 00:47:14 |
Put on this hat. |
| 00:47:17 |
And wear this beard. |
| 00:47:19 |
Don't forget the Tupperware container. |
| 00:47:25 |
Tupperware container? |
| 00:47:26 |
What do you see when you look |
| 00:47:30 |
The back of her skull. |
| 00:47:32 |
Great joke, eh? The best jest ever! |
| 00:47:35 |
Ready for another one? |
| 00:47:39 |
What do you call it |
| 00:47:43 |
Filling the void! |
| 00:47:46 |
And what makes her laugh |
| 00:47:50 |
Last night's joke. |
| 00:47:53 |
I tell the jokes around here. |
| 00:47:57 |
And what rhymes with "risen"? |
| 00:48:00 |
No idea. |
| 00:48:01 |
Prison! |
| 00:48:03 |
At least you can smoke there. |
| 00:48:31 |
Yeah, sure, okay. |
| 00:48:40 |
Do I have to do everything myself? |
| 00:48:50 |
Tupperware container. |
| 00:49:14 |
Good morning. |
| 00:49:15 |
Wipe your feet. |
| 00:49:21 |
Where is everyone? |
| 00:49:23 |
I can't say. |
| 00:49:27 |
Because I don't want to. |
| 00:49:29 |
Fine. |
| 00:49:32 |
Would you share |
| 00:49:37 |
Is this a joke? |
| 00:49:41 |
I like them. Are they your Mom's? |
| 00:49:44 |
No. My Mom had different recipes. |
| 00:49:48 |
I remember making |
| 00:49:53 |
and sun-dried sunflower seeds for her. |
| 00:49:58 |
Get that slop away from me. |
| 00:50:05 |
That's how it was. |
| 00:50:08 |
No one likes my food. |
| 00:50:12 |
Your cuisine just lacks |
| 00:50:16 |
A touch of wiener, for example. |
| 00:50:19 |
What's that supposed to be? |
| 00:50:22 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:50:25 |
Wieners in yarrow crust. |
| 00:50:28 |
Wieners with herbs and leeks. |
| 00:50:30 |
Wieners with burnet and parsnip roots. |
| 00:50:33 |
Sounds delicious. |
| 00:50:37 |
No. |
| 00:50:39 |
Right. |
| 00:50:41 |
I have to try this at your... |
| 00:50:45 |
I mean, at some point. |
| 00:50:49 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:51:02 |
You can do so much with a tomato. |
| 00:51:05 |
Such as? |
| 00:51:09 |
I knew it. |
| 00:51:13 |
So you are cooking after all? |
| 00:51:15 |
Of course. |
| 00:51:17 |
I thought of something special. |
| 00:51:22 |
Plantain rolls? |
| 00:51:25 |
With wild mushrooms. |
| 00:51:27 |
I'll get them! |
| 00:51:30 |
Nothing. - You can't be too careful. |
| 00:51:34 |
And take the "Big Book of Mushrooms"! |
| 00:51:37 |
What goes with mushrooms? |
| 00:51:39 |
How about... |
| 00:51:43 |
No, we're having... |
| 00:51:45 |
Wieners! |
| 00:51:54 |
A classic gem: |
| 00:52:00 |
You can recognize it |
| 00:52:07 |
It used to be a popular aphrodisiac, |
| 00:52:14 |
though the arousing effect |
| 00:52:21 |
The "fiery throat fungus" |
| 00:52:26 |
But only for wild animals. |
| 00:52:30 |
In humans, it causes... |
| 00:52:33 |
an unbearable irritation |
| 00:52:38 |
Ingesting fluids... |
| 00:52:41 |
enhances the effect. |
| 00:52:45 |
The burning can be stopped |
| 00:52:53 |
Which can, however, |
| 00:53:13 |
Your Majesty, this is illegal. |
| 00:53:15 |
Of course kidnapping is illegal. |
| 00:53:22 |
A horseshoe. |
| 00:53:24 |
A good luck charm. |
| 00:53:38 |
My God, you smell like a pig. |
| 00:53:50 |
Don't tell Brummboss, don't tell Snow |
| 00:54:00 |
Wieners, kraut and beer galore... |
| 00:54:02 |
Till you can peel us off the floor! |
| 00:54:12 |
You're throwing a party? |
| 00:54:14 |
On the anniversary of THAT night? |
| 00:54:18 |
No. Where did you get that idea? |
| 00:54:20 |
This isn't a party. |
| 00:54:24 |
Where do you want the fireworks? |
| 00:54:29 |
Okay, maybe it's a tiny little party. |
| 00:54:32 |
Snow White is turning 18 today. |
| 00:54:38 |
18? |
| 00:54:42 |
I knew it. |
| 00:54:47 |
I knew it the moment I saw her. |
| 00:54:49 |
When your caps stood up and |
| 00:54:54 |
Doesn't mean anything. |
| 00:54:58 |
What are you standing around for? |
| 00:55:00 |
We have a party to prepare! |
| 00:55:05 |
Bring on the Chianti and Frascati, |
| 00:55:13 |
Come on, come on. |
| 00:55:20 |
What? Two addresses? |
| 00:55:24 |
Two doors? |
| 00:55:28 |
How do I look? |
| 00:55:30 |
Unrecognizable, my quee... |
| 00:55:32 |
From now on I'm Mr. King! |
| 00:55:36 |
Ring! |
| 00:55:47 |
One moment. |
| 00:55:54 |
Yes? |
| 00:55:56 |
Good day to you! |
| 00:55:59 |
My, what lovely hair. |
| 00:56:03 |
Hello, Mr. King. |
| 00:56:04 |
And your skin! Like a fresh peach, |
| 00:56:07 |
merrily making its way |
| 00:56:10 |
growing towards the rays of the sun. |
| 00:56:12 |
And those glamorous, glossy... |
| 00:56:15 |
shiny lips. |
| 00:56:16 |
Don't exaggerate. Beauty is fleeting. |
| 00:56:20 |
That's true. Ugliness is forever. |
| 00:56:25 |
My dear! I'm sure you want... |
| 00:56:28 |
to hold on to yours |
| 00:56:31 |
That's why we're here. How old am I? |
| 00:56:34 |
I don't know. Early forties? |
| 00:56:38 |
Right! And how old do I look? |
| 00:56:43 |
Late forties. |
| 00:56:46 |
Wrong. Early thirties. |
| 00:56:49 |
And what do I owe that to? |
| 00:56:52 |
The Forever Young Fresh Box! |
| 00:56:55 |
Quells wrinkles and graying hair... |
| 00:56:57 |
before they wrinkle and gray! |
| 00:57:01 |
The Forever Young Fresh Box! |
| 00:57:07 |
since my 18th birthday. |
| 00:57:10 |
I'm turning 18 today! |
| 00:57:12 |
Congratulations! |
| 00:57:15 |
That means you are eligible for |
| 00:57:18 |
If you wish to try it... |
| 00:57:22 |
Put a lid on it! And off with her! |
| 00:57:27 |
Fresh-boxed! |
| 00:57:31 |
Hello? |
| 00:57:36 |
She's coming, she's not coming... |
| 00:57:42 |
If she doesn't come soon, |
| 00:57:47 |
Who does she think she is! |
| 00:57:48 |
Shit! Why are chicks always late? |
| 00:57:51 |
You're not supposed to say |
| 00:57:55 |
Does she know we're having a party? |
| 00:57:59 |
Of course not, it's a surprise. |
| 00:58:06 |
Let's celebrate at home. |
| 00:58:11 |
How long is this going to take? |
| 00:58:16 |
Happy Birthday to you! |
| 00:58:19 |
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, |
| 00:58:22 |
Happy Birthday to you! |
| 00:58:26 |
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, |
| 00:58:52 |
Surprise! Surprise! |
| 00:59:02 |
The towel... |
| 00:59:05 |
Still wet... |
| 00:59:07 |
Very suspicious. |
| 00:59:13 |
Where is she? |
| 00:59:14 |
This is impossible. |
| 00:59:17 |
I got it! I got it! |
| 00:59:20 |
She's not here. |
| 00:59:22 |
But where is she? |
| 00:59:24 |
I'm asking you. |
| 00:59:27 |
You hated her. She's the better cook. |
| 00:59:31 |
Not me. |
| 00:59:33 |
I see. I won't be saying "Check." |
| 00:59:35 |
My, I hope |
| 00:59:38 |
She probably got sick |
| 00:59:52 |
That's enough! Boys! |
| 00:59:54 |
We have a new problem. |
| 00:59:56 |
She's been kidnapped. |
| 01:00:00 |
Do you know what that means? |
| 01:00:02 |
Nope. |
| 01:00:03 |
Emergency meeting! |
| 01:00:06 |
We're going to rescue her. |
| 01:00:08 |
If it's the last thing we do. |
| 01:00:10 |
The enemy is not completely harmless. |
| 01:00:13 |
I know her well. |
| 01:00:16 |
And you're about to meet her. |
| 01:00:20 |
But we will fight. |
| 01:00:22 |
But we don't know how. |
| 01:00:25 |
Yes, sir! |
| 01:00:47 |
Attention! |
| 01:00:50 |
What is the basic virtue |
| 01:00:54 |
Strict discipline! |
| 01:00:56 |
Why? |
| 01:00:58 |
Because your commander says so! |
| 01:01:04 |
To the left! |
| 01:01:07 |
First! |
| 01:01:10 |
I had a feeling it was coming. |
| 01:01:12 |
At ease! |
| 01:01:14 |
How does that work? |
| 01:01:16 |
"Standing still" is out. |
| 01:01:25 |
Miniwiches, anyone? |
| 01:01:26 |
Not now! |
| 01:01:29 |
A song, two, three, four. |
| 01:01:31 |
Sunny day, wishing the clouds away. |
| 01:01:34 |
Hold it! What's with the whining, |
| 01:01:37 |
You're like a bunch of girls. |
| 01:01:39 |
A real song, for real guys! |
| 01:01:42 |
Two, three, four... |
| 01:01:47 |
We're driving... |
| 01:01:50 |
"If you're happy and you know it: |
| 01:01:54 |
We're the new kids on the block! |
| 01:01:58 |
Dismissed! I've just about had it. |
| 01:02:02 |
Who's there? I see someone. |
| 01:02:23 |
Spliss, why aren't you dancing? |
| 01:02:26 |
First I'd have to get rid of her... |
| 01:02:30 |
No, not Her Majesty. Her. |
| 01:02:34 |
In the box. |
| 01:02:37 |
What are we going to do with her? |
| 01:02:40 |
I think it's time for a makeover. |
| 01:03:12 |
And mount! |
| 01:03:17 |
Follow me, boys. |
| 01:03:27 |
Spliss! |
| 01:03:29 |
I'm not coming out |
| 01:03:32 |
Just have a look at the new one. |
| 01:03:34 |
Come on. |
| 01:03:36 |
All right, fine. |
| 01:03:39 |
It looks cheap. |
| 01:03:42 |
But it didn't cost much. |
| 01:03:51 |
I have to go. |
| 01:03:54 |
He has to go. - He has to go. |
| 01:03:56 |
Later. - Later. - Later. - Later. |
| 01:04:00 |
Too late. |
| 01:04:05 |
Get in! |
| 01:04:12 |
Hey there, got a light? |
| 01:04:34 |
Thanks. |
| 01:04:49 |
The Queen's stronghold. |
| 01:04:52 |
Real strong. We'll need a locksmith. |
| 01:05:01 |
We'll have to proceed on foot. |
| 01:05:04 |
We have to split up. Don't ask why. |
| 01:05:10 |
I'll tell you: |
| 01:05:14 |
I was not born a dwarf. |
| 01:05:17 |
But I became one on THAT night, |
| 01:05:20 |
when my life took a fateful turn. |
| 01:05:24 |
It should have been |
| 01:05:29 |
My beloved wife and I were expecting... |
| 01:05:33 |
our first child that very night. |
| 01:05:35 |
Many hours passed. |
| 01:05:38 |
Then the door opened, |
| 01:05:44 |
My wife? |
| 01:05:47 |
Is she? |
| 01:05:51 |
And my child? |
| 01:05:54 |
Is it? |
| 01:06:00 |
What was that? |
| 01:06:11 |
Then I don't want to be king anymore. |
| 01:06:17 |
I'd already knitted this cap. |
| 01:06:24 |
For my child... |
| 01:06:28 |
The King is leaving! |
| 01:06:31 |
The King is abdicating! |
| 01:06:33 |
Who's going to? |
| 01:06:37 |
Not the child? |
| 01:06:39 |
What child? Dispose of it! |
| 01:06:43 |
Whoever has the crown... |
| 01:06:45 |
is king! |
| 01:06:53 |
Long live the Queen! |
| 01:06:58 |
That means, you are? |
| 01:07:01 |
So you're not really? |
| 01:07:03 |
And Snow White is your? |
| 01:07:05 |
So you're not coming back with us? |
| 01:07:09 |
Can I have your stuff? |
| 01:07:12 |
Enough of the maudlin antics. |
| 01:07:14 |
Go storm the castle. |
| 01:07:16 |
I'll try and find my daughter. |
| 01:07:19 |
You have a daughter? |
| 01:07:22 |
How are we going to get |
| 01:07:25 |
I carry a ram for moments like this. |
| 01:07:37 |
All right, men! |
| 01:07:41 |
We're taking back Snow White. |
| 01:07:43 |
We'll never give up. |
| 01:07:46 |
Not even under torture. |
| 01:07:49 |
Or if they kill us. |
| 01:07:50 |
They can tear out our fingernails. |
| 01:07:53 |
Or pull out our teeth. |
| 01:07:55 |
They can even crimp our hair. |
| 01:07:59 |
We shall never surrender. |
| 01:08:01 |
Stop, stop, stop. |
| 01:08:03 |
Nothing. |
| 01:08:07 |
Maybe we should sleep on it? |
| 01:08:09 |
Besides, on an empty stomach... |
| 01:08:12 |
I could whip up some wieners. |
| 01:08:28 |
Who's knocking? |
| 01:08:34 |
What do you want? |
| 01:08:35 |
To get in? |
| 01:08:37 |
As the doorman, |
| 01:08:40 |
No one gets in. |
| 01:08:44 |
I told you. Violence is no solution. |
| 01:08:48 |
Yo, asshole. |
| 01:08:50 |
Who are you, anyway? |
| 01:08:52 |
We're the seven dwarves. |
| 01:08:54 |
Seven dwarves? |
| 01:08:58 |
There's only six of you. |
| 01:09:00 |
Impossible. |
| 01:09:02 |
Oh, I get it. You're here to apply. |
| 01:09:05 |
JESTER CASTING |
| 01:09:09 |
Yes, yes, yes. |
| 01:09:11 |
I thought dwarves were smaller. |
| 01:09:14 |
Most people think that. |
| 01:09:18 |
Shit, man, prejudice! |
| 01:09:22 |
Yep! |
| 01:09:24 |
Seven dwarves, but only six. Yes, yes. |
| 01:09:27 |
Seven dwarves, but only six! I get it! |
| 01:09:30 |
Hear that? These guys rule! |
| 01:09:34 |
You da' bomb! |
| 01:09:38 |
You should get your own show. |
| 01:09:44 |
I look into the woods... |
| 01:09:46 |
I see good dwarves, bad dwarves... |
| 01:09:49 |
A smile that's kind and good... |
| 01:09:55 |
old or young... |
| 01:09:58 |
you love good dwarves, bad dwarves... |
| 01:10:01 |
because they bring you fun. |
| 01:10:08 |
Open the gate! |
| 01:10:44 |
I just can't tell jokes. |
| 01:10:46 |
Especially jokes like that. |
| 01:10:49 |
Doctor jokes. Who came up with that? |
| 01:10:52 |
You certainly look like it. |
| 01:10:57 |
Who was that guy? |
| 01:10:59 |
Every idiot thinks |
| 01:11:23 |
The joke. |
| 01:11:31 |
Oh. Right. I know that one. |
| 01:11:40 |
And she says, |
| 01:11:42 |
And pressing here also hurts." |
| 01:11:48 |
So the doctor goes, |
| 01:11:54 |
Who thought of that stupid joke? |
| 01:11:59 |
He forgot the punch line. |
| 01:12:03 |
The woman is a brunette. |
| 01:12:09 |
Brunette. Brilliant. |
| 01:12:13 |
The joke is mine, obviously. |
| 01:12:15 |
Spliss, you are a born entertainer. |
| 01:12:19 |
You have such beautiful tips. |
| 01:12:26 |
All right, fine. But make it quick. |
| 01:12:28 |
Snow White's are much nicer, though. |
| 01:12:32 |
Out! |
| 01:12:43 |
Do you think you'll make the cut? |
| 01:12:46 |
Next! |
| 01:12:48 |
Let's go. |
| 01:12:52 |
To the doctor. Funny! |
| 01:12:56 |
Enough of this nonsense. |
| 01:12:59 |
Er... Right. |
| 01:13:01 |
Woman! Doctor! Ow! |
| 01:13:03 |
Or this... |
| 01:13:07 |
Too loud. |
| 01:13:09 |
Louder? |
| 01:13:10 |
A brunette with a broken finger |
| 01:13:14 |
That was the punch line. |
| 01:13:17 |
I've never broken anything. |
| 01:13:20 |
Did you know that most |
| 01:13:23 |
Some bitch goes to the doctor... |
| 01:13:26 |
Do you have to be so negative? |
| 01:13:28 |
You don't even know her... |
| 01:13:33 |
Anyway, a woman goes to the doctor... |
| 01:13:35 |
Doctors are crooks! |
| 01:13:39 |
Her money! She won't have any left! |
| 01:13:42 |
HMOs treat you like cattle. |
| 01:13:46 |
That's the problem with our society. |
| 01:13:49 |
And fraternity. |
| 01:13:53 |
makes you wanna go: Fu... |
| 01:14:09 |
Hello. |
| 01:14:20 |
A jest. |
| 01:14:25 |
There was this woman. |
| 01:14:29 |
And this woman, |
| 01:14:31 |
she went to the doctor. |
| 01:14:42 |
What do you want? - I want |
| 01:14:46 |
What? |
| 01:14:50 |
the evil queen |
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Not bad, eh? |
| 01:15:01 |
I like that. "Liberate Snow White." |
| 01:15:05 |
And the woman says to the doctor, |
| 01:15:11 |
the one that she'd gone to: |
| 01:15:14 |
"Doctor", she says, |
| 01:15:16 |
"If I press here... |
| 01:15:21 |
it hurts." |
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Don't be afraid, my child. |
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I'm here to accompany you |
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I bring you a sign, |
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a sign that there's life... |
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after crimping. |
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Father! |
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Holy father. |
| 01:15:58 |
So, doctor... |
| 01:16:01 |
if I press here... |
| 01:16:05 |
then... |
| 01:16:10 |
My God, why is this so difficult? |
| 01:16:14 |
A brunette comes to the doctor and |
| 01:16:18 |
When I press here, it hurts, |
| 01:16:21 |
Says the doctor: |
| 01:16:26 |
Wonderful! Spliss, you are fabulous! |
| 01:16:31 |
I have a fantastic idea... |
| 01:16:35 |
Why can't I keep my mouth shut? |
| 01:16:41 |
Look at that! Cheap! |
| 01:16:44 |
I can't rule like this. |
| 01:16:50 |
Come on. |
| 01:17:02 |
Go on. |
| 01:17:11 |
Yummy! Breakfast! |
| 01:17:13 |
Speaking of... |
| 01:17:18 |
Yesterday, at home. |
| 01:17:20 |
I let my wife have it! I was like: |
| 01:17:23 |
"Bitch! If that happens one more time... |
| 01:17:26 |
I'll throw it right in your face." |
| 01:17:30 |
You said that to her? |
| 01:17:34 |
Well... not in those words. |
| 01:17:38 |
"The egg is great, darling. |
| 01:17:41 |
But another minute |
| 01:17:45 |
That's crazy. |
| 01:17:46 |
Right on. |
| 01:17:50 |
Shit. A bloodhound. |
| 01:17:53 |
I know that dog. |
| 01:17:57 |
Don't worry, |
| 01:18:30 |
We've come to the following verdict: |
| 01:18:34 |
For the crime... |
| 01:18:36 |
of deliberate and delicious beauty... |
| 01:18:39 |
and attempted... |
| 01:18:41 |
escape from the kingdom, |
| 01:18:47 |
the accused, Snow White, |
| 01:18:49 |
The chair. |
| 01:18:52 |
And that means: |
| 01:18:54 |
Crimped for life. |
| 01:18:58 |
Boss? |
| 01:19:01 |
That saw? |
| 01:19:04 |
Saw? Of course. |
| 01:19:08 |
It's time |
| 01:19:18 |
It is indeed a blessing... |
| 01:19:20 |
that I might have the last word, |
| 01:19:23 |
for I am... |
| 01:19:35 |
Not again. |
| 01:19:39 |
A woman goes to the doctor... |
| 01:19:47 |
Where was I? |
| 01:19:50 |
for I am..." Right. |
| 01:19:55 |
for I am... |
| 01:19:59 |
Brummboss! My crown! |
| 01:20:02 |
Yes. I have the crown. |
| 01:20:04 |
I am your önce and future king. |
| 01:20:09 |
That is the law. |
| 01:20:17 |
Promise you'll never leave me again. |
| 01:20:19 |
I promise. |
| 01:20:36 |
Spliss! |
| 01:20:39 |
Do something. |
| 01:20:41 |
Yes, your Majesty. |
| 01:20:43 |
Security! |
| 01:20:52 |
My men! |
| 01:21:17 |
One word! |
| 01:21:18 |
Just one stupid word! |
| 01:21:39 |
Hey, dwarves, hey, dwarves, ho! |
| 01:21:51 |
Thank you, boys. |
| 01:21:54 |
I am proud of you. All of you. |
| 01:21:57 |
A princely reward awaits you. |
| 01:22:02 |
Take off your caps. |
| 01:22:10 |
I will now drop this feather. |
| 01:22:14 |
my daughter's hand in marriage. |
| 01:22:17 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:22:18 |
You always wanted a fairy-tale prince. |
| 01:22:21 |
Now your dream will come true. |
| 01:22:24 |
Let fate decide. |
| 01:22:27 |
Out of my way! |
| 01:22:30 |
Each and every one of them |
| 01:22:34 |
Well, the thing is... |
| 01:22:39 |
They are ready for... |
| 01:22:41 |
the greatest challenge of all: |
| 01:22:44 |
But I've already found my prince. |
| 01:22:48 |
Come again? |
| 01:22:50 |
A man with a great sense of humor |
| 01:22:54 |
He even quit smoking for me. |
| 01:22:57 |
He was there for me when I needed him. |
| 01:23:02 |
Wazzup, Daddy! |
| 01:23:06 |
She's got great taste in men. |
| 01:23:09 |
And she's got a sense of humor. |
| 01:23:11 |
Got one for you: How do you |
| 01:23:16 |
Take a piece of paper |
| 01:23:25 |
That's fate... Boys? |
| 01:23:33 |
Hey, dwarves, hey, dwarves, |
| 01:23:37 |
Go! Go! Go! |
| 01:23:38 |
Yes! |
| 01:23:42 |
Well, we all learned something. |
| 01:23:45 |
That broads are cold and brutal. |
| 01:23:48 |
They use you and throw you away. |
| 01:23:51 |
That'll never happen again. |
| 01:23:55 |
We're done with chicks. |
| 01:23:57 |
Excuse me? |
| 01:24:14 |
I was on my way to my grandma's... |
| 01:24:17 |
to bring her some cake and wine. |
| 01:24:20 |
and I thought, |
| 01:24:26 |
I had a dream about you! |
| 01:24:29 |
Who are you, anyway? |
| 01:24:32 |
We're the seven dwarves. |
| 01:24:34 |
I thought dwarves were smaller. |
| 01:24:38 |
Most people think that. |
| 01:24:41 |
Why don't you come in? |
| 01:24:54 |
And so the story came to a funny end. |
| 01:24:59 |
THAT night. |
| 01:29:53 |
Untertitel |
| 01:29:57 |
Film und Video Untertitelung |
