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Crank High Voltage
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ln a story so bizarre... |
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...l can scarcely believe |
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...and yet corroborated |
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...a white male apparently fell |
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...above downtown |
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...landed in the middle |
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...destroying one vehicle |
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...and was removed from the scene... |
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...before emergency personnel |
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Without a body, the police have yet |
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...that can only be described |
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Reports of a body |
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...have yet to be confirmed, |
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...as the bullshit they most likely are. |
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You big cock English. |
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Strong like horse. |
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Fuck that. |
| 00:05:51 |
That's not so bad. |
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Nice. |
| 00:06:47 |
Pick up, Eve. |
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The number you have reached |
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Fuck. |
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Shit. |
| 00:07:02 |
You lost? |
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Nope. |
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Shit. |
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On your knees, Slim. |
| 00:08:29 |
Okay, Chow Mein. |
| 00:08:31 |
-Who do you work for? |
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Fucking grunt. |
| 00:08:56 |
You found me in quite an unpleasant |
| 00:08:59 |
Now, l'm gonna ask you this question |
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Who's gots my fucking |
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Capiche? |
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Just spit the fucking name out. |
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Johnny Vang! |
| 00:09:20 |
Johnny fucking Vang? |
| 00:09:23 |
-Good boy. Where? |
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Cypress-- Cypress Social Club. |
| 00:09:29 |
Now, you're sure about that, ain't you? |
| 00:09:32 |
Good boy. Thanks for coming. |
| 00:09:34 |
Now, you can keep that. |
| 00:10:43 |
Fuck. |
| 00:11:00 |
Hello. Doc Miles. |
| 00:11:02 |
Yeah, Doc, it's Chev. |
| 00:11:05 |
Jesus H. Chelios. |
| 00:11:07 |
You gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:11:08 |
Listen. l'm deadly |
| 00:11:10 |
These Triad motherfuckers |
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...and put in one of those |
| 00:11:15 |
You got an artificial heart? |
| 00:11:18 |
You think l'm having a fucking laugh? |
| 00:11:20 |
No, but you gotta admit, |
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-You take your fucking time, Doc. |
| 00:11:26 |
They're not designed to keep you alive |
| 00:11:30 |
-And don't do anything strenuous. |
| 00:11:33 |
So, what's my next fucking move? |
| 00:11:35 |
We gotta get a real heart put in you, |
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-l'm on it. |
| 00:11:39 |
-Doc, Jesus fucking Christ! |
| 00:11:42 |
Let me-- Does that thing |
| 00:11:46 |
-Check. |
| 00:11:50 |
-One. |
| 00:11:52 |
Look, what they did you with |
| 00:11:58 |
lt's got an internal battery that'll |
| 00:12:01 |
lt's like a reserve tank. |
| 00:12:03 |
Once the internal battery takes over, |
| 00:12:07 |
The internal battery |
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...through a transcutaneous |
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Two coils-- |
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--that transmit via a magnetic force |
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...without piercing the surface. |
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The internal coil receives power |
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Does this make any fucking sense |
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lt's fucking Greek, Doc. |
| 00:12:29 |
Greek. |
| 00:12:31 |
Look, you gotta keep your body |
| 00:12:33 |
-...to keep that piece of shit pumping. |
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-Hey, Chev? |
| 00:12:38 |
-l'm stoked you're alive, dude. |
| 00:12:41 |
Yeah. Call me. |
| 00:12:45 |
Fuck. |
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Hey, hey, hey! That's a nice car. |
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Don't suppose you know where |
| 00:12:53 |
Man, fuck that shit, puto. |
| 00:12:57 |
Don't you tempt me, fucker. |
| 00:12:59 |
What l need from you is directions. |
| 00:13:28 |
Shit. |
| 00:13:57 |
Damn, dog. You good, ése? |
| 00:14:00 |
Tiger fucking Woods. |
| 00:14:03 |
Never better. |
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Greatest day of my fucking life. |
| 00:14:12 |
You couldn't point me in the direction |
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Well, you ain't too far. |
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Go down Orange for, like, 2 miles, |
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You mind giving me a jump? |
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Just juice me. |
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Anybody know |
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Donde esta la Social Club? |
| 00:15:42 |
Buenos nachos, white boy. |
| 00:15:49 |
This is a fucking social club? |
| 00:16:00 |
You Johnny Vang? |
| 00:16:43 |
Go. |
| 00:17:15 |
-Get lost, bitch. |
| 00:17:21 |
-What? |
| 00:17:23 |
You looking to get your ass killed? |
| 00:17:27 |
-Wrong expression. |
| 00:17:32 |
There you go, cupcake. |
| 00:17:39 |
Fucking no balling |
| 00:17:43 |
There goes my ride! |
| 00:17:49 |
What is that? Fucking cunt-onese? |
| 00:17:52 |
l'd rather stick my dick in a blender. |
| 00:17:55 |
Sticky me. |
| 00:17:58 |
Hey! |
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-Johnny Vang? |
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Where? |
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Hey, dude, why do you run? |
| 00:18:29 |
Wait for me! |
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Get out of the fucking car! |
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-Out! |
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Get the fuck off! |
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Damn. |
| 00:18:45 |
Fuck. |
| 00:18:48 |
You taking it too fast with me. |
| 00:18:49 |
-Which way? |
| 00:18:52 |
Which way? |
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Hey! Hey. |
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You didn't ask name. |
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Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake. |
| 00:19:06 |
Where is he? |
| 00:19:09 |
-Johnny Vang? |
| 00:19:13 |
Motherfucker! |
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Baby. |
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Motherfucking Chelios! |
| 00:19:55 |
You like sushi, Chinese man? |
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How the fuck am l supposed |
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...you slanty-eyed fuck? |
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Check it out. |
| 00:20:13 |
Sushi. |
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Hey, Chico. |
| 00:20:38 |
We can make a deal, huh? |
| 00:20:46 |
Oh, yeah. |
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Come on. Come on. |
| 00:20:59 |
My girl. |
| 00:21:05 |
Eve. |
| 00:21:10 |
Eve? |
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Here, baby. |
| 00:21:43 |
Eve? |
| 00:21:49 |
Chev? |
| 00:21:54 |
Hey, l need you to take your |
| 00:21:57 |
-Who the fuck are you? |
| 00:21:59 |
Who the fuck are you? |
| 00:22:03 |
Lemon. |
| 00:22:05 |
You were dead. |
| 00:22:08 |
l'm-- |
| 00:22:10 |
l'm so confused right now. |
| 00:22:12 |
-What's that ticking sound? |
| 00:22:15 |
You're kind of weird, tick-man. |
| 00:22:21 |
-Randy? |
| 00:22:23 |
Come here. |
| 00:22:46 |
Not you. Babe, it's-- |
| 00:22:48 |
Who the fuck is that? |
| 00:22:49 |
Some whore. |
| 00:22:51 |
Fuck, no. Fuck. |
| 00:22:54 |
-Look, she's helping me find my heart. |
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Go away. Come on, let's go. |
| 00:23:01 |
Baby. |
| 00:23:04 |
What? |
| 00:23:10 |
Oh, you dozy cunt. |
| 00:23:13 |
Baby-- |
| 00:23:22 |
No. |
| 00:23:24 |
We need his ass alive. |
| 00:23:26 |
Chev Chelios, |
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Put that away. |
| 00:23:31 |
Should l duck? |
| 00:23:33 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:32 |
Shall we bypass the formalities? |
| 00:24:35 |
Of course. |
| 00:24:38 |
Who do you work for, and what |
| 00:24:41 |
El Huron. |
| 00:24:43 |
English. Who's the fucking El Huton? |
| 00:24:46 |
lt's The Ferret. |
| 00:24:49 |
He wants you alive, |
| 00:24:54 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:24:56 |
-Why? |
| 00:24:59 |
Doesn't everybody? |
| 00:25:02 |
Shut up. |
| 00:25:04 |
You lucky bastard. |
| 00:25:15 |
Eve, let's go. |
| 00:25:32 |
Get on the floor now! |
| 00:25:39 |
Turn around. |
| 00:25:46 |
Oh, it's on now. |
| 00:25:47 |
-No! Stop! Stop! |
| 00:26:04 |
Stop it! |
| 00:26:06 |
No! |
| 00:27:02 |
Why didn't you call me? |
| 00:27:04 |
Like fuck l didn't. |
| 00:27:10 |
No. Where have you been |
| 00:27:12 |
l thought you were dead. |
| 00:27:14 |
l fell a mile out of a helicopter, |
| 00:27:17 |
No way. You know what? |
| 00:27:19 |
l saw this video on YouTube... |
| 00:27:21 |
...where this guy's parachute doesn't |
| 00:27:25 |
...and he lives. |
| 00:27:26 |
Yes, baby, l know it's possible, |
| 00:27:30 |
-Quit it. |
| 00:27:32 |
A lot of things have changed |
| 00:27:35 |
l didn't fucking die. |
| 00:27:36 |
Well, that's besides the point, isn't it? |
| 00:27:40 |
Hey! |
| 00:27:50 |
-Where are we going, Chev? |
| 00:27:53 |
l need to find that slob from the club, |
| 00:27:56 |
Are you talking about Johnny Vang? |
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-You know Johnny Vang? |
| 00:28:15 |
He's got the box with him all the time. |
| 00:28:18 |
That box, l need it. |
| 00:28:20 |
l can bet on my grandma's coochie |
| 00:28:27 |
Dude, you gonna put Johnny Vang |
| 00:28:30 |
-Maybe. |
| 00:28:35 |
-Fucking dead. |
| 00:28:41 |
Damn it. Do me. |
| 00:28:43 |
l'll do you. |
| 00:28:48 |
Bitch. |
| 00:28:52 |
Atta girl. l gotta call Doc. |
| 00:28:55 |
Why didn't you just say it? |
| 00:28:59 |
Here. |
| 00:29:05 |
You got a cell phone. |
| 00:29:07 |
l got you, okay? |
| 00:29:10 |
You gotta work for the things that-- |
| 00:29:12 |
-Chevy? |
| 00:29:15 |
-How long ago? |
| 00:29:17 |
Jesus Christ. That's not fucking |
| 00:29:20 |
Fuck it. Never mind. Look. |
| 00:29:21 |
lt's a wireless system, so any low-level |
| 00:29:25 |
...should juice it at least temporarily. |
| 00:29:27 |
Hey, Chev? |
| 00:29:29 |
Well, l was. |
| 00:29:31 |
Lost my license after l fucked up |
| 00:29:34 |
...vaginal rejuvenation procedure. |
| 00:29:36 |
That's irrelevant right now. |
| 00:29:37 |
The point is, if you can get your heart, |
| 00:29:41 |
l'll be in touch when l find that Chinese |
| 00:29:47 |
Bet you even had |
| 00:29:49 |
Chinese. |
| 00:29:51 |
Sharon, l just shut down, okay? |
| 00:29:55 |
Hey, Chocolate? Would you get |
| 00:30:00 |
Why? |
| 00:30:04 |
ls Doc Miles gonna |
| 00:30:06 |
You know that l was waiting |
| 00:30:10 |
-l needed to put things in perspective. |
| 00:30:14 |
l think l know who we're dealing with. |
| 00:30:17 |
Hell no, we won't blow. |
| 00:30:19 |
Hell no, we won't suck. |
| 00:30:21 |
Hell no, we won't blow. |
| 00:30:24 |
Hell no, we won't suck. |
| 00:30:30 |
Move! Jesus. Shit. |
| 00:30:35 |
What the fuck! |
| 00:30:37 |
Shit. |
| 00:30:39 |
That's right. You're gonna pay me! |
| 00:30:41 |
We want to make a living. |
| 00:30:42 |
You carry weapons, |
| 00:30:45 |
We're sick and tired of this. |
| 00:30:47 |
Pay me my fucking wages, |
| 00:30:49 |
Dropping loads |
| 00:30:51 |
They need their money. |
| 00:30:53 |
You want me to fuck this car? |
| 00:30:59 |
-Suck my fucking tits. |
| 00:31:02 |
l'm gonna bang that bitch |
| 00:31:06 |
-Hi. |
| 00:31:07 |
We're sick and tired of this. |
| 00:31:08 |
Just because it's porn |
| 00:31:11 |
This is a weird scene. We've got |
| 00:31:31 |
Cunt. |
| 00:31:38 |
Sit. |
| 00:31:39 |
Good-- |
| 00:31:42 |
-l'm just making sure. |
| 00:31:45 |
Well, he's gotta know who's in charge. |
| 00:31:47 |
Dude, come on. |
| 00:31:49 |
-He's gonna eat somebody's baby-- |
| 00:31:51 |
-You're gonna get sued. |
| 00:31:54 |
Whatever. l wanted a cat. |
| 00:31:56 |
Fuck. |
| 00:32:02 |
-See? Way better than a cat, man. |
| 00:32:06 |
Who's this fucking asshole? |
| 00:32:07 |
You pair of sausage noodles. |
| 00:32:10 |
How do you sleep at night? |
| 00:32:12 |
l'm from PETA. |
| 00:32:15 |
-Give that back, you liberal freak. |
| 00:32:18 |
-Fucking shame on you two. l tell you. |
| 00:32:20 |
-Pair of cunts. Press the button. |
| 00:32:23 |
-Hit him. |
| 00:32:26 |
-Disgusting. |
| 00:32:28 |
Mom would be so proud. |
| 00:32:30 |
-Sorry about that. Give me that thing. |
| 00:32:34 |
Yeah, there you go. Go on. |
| 00:32:38 |
You don't press that button, |
| 00:32:40 |
-l'm pressing it. |
| 00:32:44 |
Come on, what's the matter? |
| 00:32:46 |
-Make him press the button, you-- |
| 00:32:51 |
-What are you, fucking useless? |
| 00:32:54 |
Stop right there! |
| 00:32:58 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:33:02 |
See? He lost it. l told you. |
| 00:33:09 |
Get him off! |
| 00:33:14 |
Will our insurance cover that? |
| 00:33:23 |
-Get down! |
| 00:33:25 |
-On the ground! |
| 00:33:32 |
Are you fucking kidding me? |
| 00:33:39 |
Kaylo? |
| 00:33:41 |
-Get on. |
| 00:33:53 |
Kaylo, l thought you were dead. |
| 00:33:55 |
My name's Venus. l'm from Hollywood. |
| 00:34:00 |
Kaylo was my brother. |
| 00:34:12 |
Brother? No shit. |
| 00:34:15 |
Hey, what the fuck |
| 00:34:17 |
l have a condition. |
| 00:34:21 |
l can't control myself. |
| 00:34:24 |
Jesus! Fuck! |
| 00:34:26 |
God! What the--? |
| 00:34:29 |
Motherfuck. |
| 00:34:34 |
Hey, listen. |
| 00:34:36 |
l need to get to the |
| 00:34:38 |
...and l mean right the fuck now. |
| 00:34:45 |
What's the matter, |
| 00:34:53 |
-ls that where they're at? |
| 00:34:55 |
The sucker that killed my brother. |
| 00:34:59 |
The sickest motherfucker that ever |
| 00:35:02 |
-Yeah. That's me. |
| 00:35:07 |
Get a grip of yourself. |
| 00:35:11 |
lt's done. |
| 00:35:12 |
l already took care |
| 00:35:16 |
-But-- All of them? |
| 00:35:19 |
D-E-A-D. Brown Bread. |
| 00:35:21 |
-Right Said Fred? |
| 00:35:23 |
l see. |
| 00:35:26 |
Don't look so gloomy, Elvis. |
| 00:35:28 |
l can assure you |
| 00:35:30 |
No. You don't understand. |
| 00:35:33 |
lt's a matter of honor. |
| 00:35:35 |
lt should have been me |
| 00:35:38 |
Well, so long, Chelios. |
| 00:35:42 |
My brain hurts. |
| 00:35:45 |
There is one that l never got to, |
| 00:35:48 |
-The one that calls himself The Ferret. |
| 00:35:52 |
-You know him? |
| 00:35:54 |
-That means "the ferret" in Spanish. |
| 00:35:58 |
Listen, you want to find the dude that |
| 00:36:05 |
Chev? |
| 00:36:08 |
Racetrack. |
| 00:36:12 |
You're here. |
| 00:36:51 |
That you, Chelios? |
| 00:36:52 |
-l'm running on empty, Doc. |
| 00:36:56 |
l'm gonna need to stick my dick |
| 00:36:58 |
-l don't recommend that. But friction-- |
| 00:37:03 |
Yeah. Skin-on-skin contact |
| 00:37:06 |
You're kidding me, right? |
| 00:37:08 |
Dude, the friction of two like objects |
| 00:37:12 |
Science 1 01 , Chevy. |
| 00:37:14 |
Probably ditched that class. l did. |
| 00:37:18 |
Find someone to rub against. |
| 00:37:22 |
Well, it's not gonna hurt. |
| 00:37:29 |
Terrific race. |
| 00:37:33 |
That's a great horse, mate. |
| 00:37:36 |
What the fuck, man? |
| 00:37:38 |
-What the fuck? |
| 00:37:41 |
Mate, that was all you. |
| 00:37:55 |
Yo, man. |
| 00:38:03 |
Fucking Doc. |
| 00:38:11 |
Hey there, mister. |
| 00:38:14 |
-Chev. |
| 00:38:18 |
The horse! The horse! |
| 00:38:21 |
Get out of there! |
| 00:38:23 |
Please. |
| 00:38:35 |
Hey. Wait, wait. Chill out. |
| 00:38:38 |
l got him. Okay? |
| 00:38:40 |
-All right. |
| 00:38:42 |
-My heart. |
| 00:38:45 |
Honey, come on. Over here. |
| 00:38:49 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:38:51 |
ls it the Chinese poison? |
| 00:38:53 |
Friction. |
| 00:38:57 |
Doc said friction. |
| 00:39:07 |
Chev. |
| 00:39:10 |
Friction. |
| 00:39:14 |
Friction? |
| 00:39:19 |
-l'll give you friction. |
| 00:39:21 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:24 |
-Babe, what are you doing? |
| 00:39:27 |
-Oh, yeah. lt's working, baby. |
| 00:39:29 |
Yeah. Fuck. |
| 00:39:32 |
Keep going, doll. |
| 00:39:34 |
Rub it, baby. |
| 00:39:35 |
-Yeah, rub it. |
| 00:39:37 |
Rub it! |
| 00:39:42 |
-Oh, my God. lt's gross. |
| 00:39:44 |
No. |
| 00:39:57 |
Oh, baby. |
| 00:40:05 |
Fuck, it's working, Eve. |
| 00:40:07 |
Oh, smash it fucking good, babe. |
| 00:40:12 |
Come on, you motherfucker. |
| 00:40:15 |
You fucking nailed it, Doc. |
| 00:40:17 |
You fucking got it, doctor! |
| 00:40:18 |
-l got it! |
| 00:40:27 |
Come on, babe, let's switch. |
| 00:40:42 |
Give the kitty some cream, baby. |
| 00:40:44 |
Give the kitty some more cream. |
| 00:40:50 |
Fucking it! |
| 00:40:59 |
l fucking love you. l love you so much. |
| 00:41:50 |
Eve. |
| 00:41:51 |
Stop! |
| 00:42:18 |
Yo, help us out, man! |
| 00:42:22 |
Door number 6. |
| 00:42:26 |
Come on, man! |
| 00:42:39 |
Fucking useless. |
| 00:42:41 |
Yeah? |
| 00:42:42 |
Well, you ain't no |
| 00:43:08 |
Go! |
| 00:43:25 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 00:43:30 |
Did l drop some change, |
| 00:43:32 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:43:34 |
-Fuck you, man! |
| 00:43:37 |
Give me the fucking box! |
| 00:43:44 |
Fuck you, Chelios! |
| 00:44:03 |
Get in. |
| 00:44:16 |
-Chev Chelios. |
| 00:44:19 |
So you pull my lily-white ass |
| 00:44:26 |
Please, don't thank me. |
| 00:44:29 |
l don't think l shall. l'm not sure |
| 00:44:33 |
...but your slant-eyed associates |
| 00:44:36 |
...of extreme value to me. |
| 00:44:37 |
And l intend to get it back. |
| 00:44:39 |
You know what you are, |
| 00:44:41 |
Tell me. |
| 00:44:43 |
You are a shit magnet. |
| 00:45:06 |
Your friend has the gay condition. |
| 00:45:11 |
And now, where were we? |
| 00:45:14 |
You were about to tell me |
| 00:45:17 |
You may have heard |
| 00:45:23 |
-Only in dirty limericks. |
| 00:45:27 |
Said to be 1 00 years old. |
| 00:45:29 |
Considered to be more god than man |
| 00:45:33 |
But several months ago, |
| 00:45:35 |
...that Poon Dong |
| 00:45:37 |
And without a heart transplant, |
| 00:45:47 |
-l see. |
| 00:45:50 |
Many would have given their hearts... |
| 00:45:52 |
...from their own breasts |
| 00:45:56 |
But not me. Fuck that. |
| 00:45:58 |
But many. |
| 00:45:59 |
Then word spread out |
| 00:46:02 |
...who had a heart so powerful |
| 00:46:04 |
...of surviving even our most deadliest |
| 00:46:13 |
-The Chinese shit. |
| 00:46:16 |
lt was you, Chev Chelios. |
| 00:46:19 |
lt was your heart that Poon Dong |
| 00:46:24 |
One more question. |
| 00:46:25 |
Who the fuck is El Huron, The Ferret? |
| 00:46:29 |
And how is he involved with all this? |
| 00:46:31 |
The Ferret? |
| 00:46:41 |
Let's just say our organizations |
| 00:46:47 |
l see. |
| 00:46:49 |
Well, it's mighty white of you |
| 00:46:52 |
Now, if you don't mind. |
| 00:46:53 |
Who said l was helping you out? |
| 00:46:55 |
My reward for returning you |
| 00:47:00 |
-So this is how it is. |
| 00:47:34 |
Chicken and broccoli. |
| 00:48:24 |
-Dude, are you all right? |
| 00:48:34 |
Fish Halman here, bringing you |
| 00:48:37 |
...of an explosion of mayhem, |
| 00:48:40 |
...that has swept the Long Beach area. |
| 00:48:42 |
Our viewers may remember |
| 00:48:45 |
...which took place |
| 00:48:47 |
...involving this unidentified man. |
| 00:48:49 |
Police are now confirming |
| 00:48:52 |
...are the work |
| 00:48:55 |
Ted Garcia is standing by |
| 00:48:58 |
-Take it away, Ted. |
| 00:49:00 |
l'm standing here |
| 00:49:02 |
Families, seniors, |
| 00:49:05 |
--that are shocked and traumatized by |
| 00:49:09 |
...when what started as a sunny, |
| 00:49:12 |
...at the races turned, without warning, |
| 00:49:17 |
Did you say porno, Ted? |
| 00:49:19 |
Straight up, Fish. |
| 00:49:20 |
l'd like you to meet Glenda Lansing |
| 00:49:23 |
Glenda says she had an all-too- |
| 00:49:26 |
...with the suspect just moments |
| 00:49:31 |
That bastard had his filthy hands |
| 00:49:34 |
Can you describe exactly |
| 00:49:36 |
l never saw a bastard |
| 00:49:40 |
He put his filthy hands |
| 00:49:44 |
Okay, that's a little too much |
| 00:49:47 |
Can you describe |
| 00:49:49 |
He looked like that fella |
| 00:49:52 |
The T-Bag. |
| 00:49:53 |
T-Bag? |
| 00:49:55 |
You know, the Trainspotted fella? |
| 00:49:58 |
-Built like a brick shit house. |
| 00:50:01 |
You know that kind of language |
| 00:50:05 |
That son of a bitch. |
| 00:50:06 |
He treated me like his hot little whore. |
| 00:50:11 |
Explain to me... |
| 00:50:13 |
...how you let this motherfucker |
| 00:50:19 |
He just went buck wild |
| 00:50:22 |
But not you. |
| 00:50:25 |
l just got lucky, eh? |
| 00:50:29 |
You know the drill, bitch. |
| 00:50:40 |
Do it. |
| 00:50:50 |
Do it! |
| 00:51:07 |
Now the other one. |
| 00:51:39 |
You got yourself another chance. |
| 00:51:41 |
l don't think you'll fuck it up next time. |
| 00:51:44 |
Now go get yourself a Band-Aid. |
| 00:51:47 |
And go get me |
| 00:52:08 |
That's the last time. |
| 00:52:11 |
...leaves me with my ass in the wind |
| 00:52:18 |
-Lemon. Hey, hey, hey! |
| 00:52:20 |
-Hi. |
| 00:52:21 |
lt's about the dude. |
| 00:52:23 |
What dude? |
| 00:52:24 |
-The asshole. |
| 00:52:26 |
He's on every channel. The guy's |
| 00:52:29 |
Every cop in this city's looking for him, |
| 00:52:33 |
-The fucking Orientals. |
| 00:52:35 |
So? So? |
| 00:52:37 |
...and that dude's |
| 00:52:39 |
l have no idea |
| 00:52:42 |
-Look. Lemon. Lemon, look. |
| 00:52:44 |
l know we've all been down our |
| 00:52:48 |
l need my hair did, my nails did. |
| 00:52:52 |
Where you been at, Randy? |
| 00:52:54 |
lf l ever catch you with another bitch.... |
| 00:52:56 |
Well, you do got a big-ass dick |
| 00:53:01 |
Anyway, look, the point is, |
| 00:53:05 |
l don't think it's safe |
| 00:53:08 |
That sick fucko running wild right now. |
| 00:53:11 |
-You can say that again. |
| 00:53:13 |
Listen to me. |
| 00:53:16 |
-What, Randy? |
| 00:53:18 |
We tell them everything. |
| 00:53:20 |
-What? |
| 00:53:22 |
l mean, l'd kill this guy myself, |
| 00:53:26 |
-Let go of me. |
| 00:53:28 |
All right? l'm trying to be cool to you, |
| 00:53:32 |
You want me to drop the hammer, |
| 00:53:42 |
l'm in no mood today, Randy! |
| 00:53:48 |
Lemon! |
| 00:54:02 |
Freeze! |
| 00:54:04 |
Hey! |
| 00:54:05 |
Now, spread it. |
| 00:54:08 |
All right, let's go. |
| 00:54:13 |
Against the car. |
| 00:54:40 |
Don't leave no skid marks, nigga. |
| 00:54:44 |
-Work that ass, baby. |
| 00:54:46 |
Put your arm up, son. |
| 00:54:48 |
Eight seconds, nigga! Yeah. |
| 00:54:50 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:54:52 |
-Hello. |
| 00:54:53 |
Venus! What is up, my man? |
| 00:54:56 |
Where you been, man? |
| 00:54:59 |
We was all of us broken up about what |
| 00:55:02 |
-Orlando, l need your help. |
| 00:55:05 |
You my nigga. Can't get no bigger. |
| 00:55:06 |
L.A. Underground, |
| 00:55:09 |
We a freak-ass family, |
| 00:55:11 |
-We look out for our own. What? |
| 00:55:15 |
El Huron. |
| 00:55:18 |
Shit. |
| 00:55:20 |
Ferret? |
| 00:55:29 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:55:33 |
Hydrated, man! Keep him hydrated! |
| 00:55:35 |
-Step on it! |
| 00:55:40 |
Fuck. |
| 00:55:42 |
This is an ambulance, you fuckhead! |
| 00:55:46 |
Keep hydrating those organs! |
| 00:55:48 |
-Hold it in! |
| 00:55:49 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:55:51 |
Right, motherfucker. l'm aware of that. |
| 00:55:55 |
Yeah, we have got a guy |
| 00:55:58 |
Get him out of here, man. |
| 00:55:59 |
-That's one of Don Kim's blokes. |
| 00:56:03 |
-Get out of here. |
| 00:56:05 |
l'm the fucker that put him there. |
| 00:56:06 |
-Now.... |
| 00:56:09 |
-You're my physician. |
| 00:56:11 |
l'm in need of an external lithium |
| 00:56:14 |
...for an Avicor Total Artificial Heart. |
| 00:56:17 |
-Might you have such a thing? |
| 00:56:20 |
-Please, look, this guy is fucking dying. |
| 00:56:24 |
He's not gonna make it. |
| 00:56:26 |
-Now, about my battery. |
| 00:56:30 |
Yeah, we got it. But why? |
| 00:56:37 |
-Holy shit. |
| 00:56:38 |
Okay. |
| 00:56:44 |
-He's fucking dead, man. |
| 00:56:53 |
-You ready for this shit? |
| 00:56:55 |
Turn the fucking thing on. |
| 00:57:03 |
Feels like crack. |
| 00:57:07 |
Yeah, but better. |
| 00:57:08 |
You know, those things |
| 00:57:11 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:57:19 |
-Stop the fucking ambulance! |
| 00:57:22 |
Fuck! |
| 00:57:33 |
Bing fucking Crosby. |
| 00:57:39 |
Breathe out. Raise your buttocks |
| 00:57:43 |
Come on, down with that doggie. |
| 00:57:44 |
Down dog-- |
| 00:57:47 |
-Hello. |
| 00:57:48 |
So am l. |
| 00:57:50 |
l think l've found that motherfucker |
| 00:57:53 |
l think l got the skinny on that Triad |
| 00:57:57 |
Old news. l'll get back to you |
| 00:58:00 |
Chevy, wait! |
| 00:58:08 |
Chev Chelios! |
| 00:58:23 |
Fucking clowns. |
| 00:58:53 |
Cunt! |
| 00:58:57 |
lt's completely normal |
| 00:59:00 |
...when someone has a gun |
| 00:59:02 |
-l would have shit myself. |
| 00:59:05 |
Everybody has nightmares. |
| 00:59:07 |
The point is, by coming here |
| 00:59:10 |
...you made a choice |
| 00:59:15 |
l can't even leave |
| 00:59:17 |
Every time l go up to leave the door, |
| 00:59:21 |
-l'm having a really bad day. |
| 00:59:24 |
Tell me you got epinephrine |
| 00:59:26 |
Think about it like this, Engleson. |
| 00:59:29 |
Today is the first day |
| 00:59:32 |
You gotta go out and enjoy it. |
| 00:59:35 |
Knock back a couple of beers, |
| 00:59:39 |
-Excuse me? |
| 00:59:42 |
...in your face. |
| 00:59:45 |
Yeah. l've gotta do it. |
| 00:59:47 |
l'm gonna go and tackle the world. |
| 00:59:49 |
No, don't tackle the world. |
| 00:59:51 |
Tackle a fucking whore. |
| 00:59:54 |
-Yeah. |
| 00:59:57 |
-Have some fun. |
| 01:00:00 |
l'm gonna go out there and l'm gonna |
| 01:00:03 |
-Oh, now you're on it. |
| 01:00:05 |
-Oh, my pleasure. |
| 01:00:08 |
The pleasure's all mine. |
| 01:00:10 |
l'm done with fear. |
| 01:00:12 |
My life begins today. |
| 01:00:25 |
Fuck! |
| 01:02:54 |
Hey, maybe we better call 91 1 . |
| 01:03:05 |
Where's my box? |
| 01:03:25 |
Five more like that, and your brains |
| 01:03:29 |
You can't look in that box! |
| 01:03:32 |
The key and the fucking combo. |
| 01:03:35 |
No! |
| 01:03:36 |
Do it. |
| 01:03:47 |
That's better. |
| 01:03:57 |
This isn't my fucking pumper! |
| 01:04:02 |
What is that? |
| 01:04:05 |
What kind of sick freak carries |
| 01:04:11 |
l am shocked to my fucking core. |
| 01:04:13 |
You've got some deep problems, |
| 01:04:19 |
What the fuck is that? |
| 01:04:33 |
Fucking gotta come back |
| 01:04:36 |
...what the fuck is this? |
| 01:04:37 |
What the fuck is--? |
| 01:04:40 |
-Hello. |
| 01:04:42 |
When you hung up on me, l was trying |
| 01:04:46 |
Your heart was transplanted |
| 01:04:48 |
...into that Shaolin motherfucker. |
| 01:04:49 |
-Fucking great. Now what? |
| 01:04:53 |
Poon Dong is still in L.A. |
| 01:04:55 |
...he's got what you need in pristine, |
| 01:04:58 |
...beating inside his chest. |
| 01:04:59 |
-Good. Where do l find him? |
| 01:05:02 |
l got people on the street. |
| 01:05:19 |
Good luck with that, Doc. |
| 01:05:23 |
Come here, you. |
| 01:05:25 |
Up you get. |
| 01:05:27 |
Okay, darling, one last dance. |
| 01:05:32 |
Where's the fucking old man? |
| 01:05:48 |
What old man? |
| 01:05:56 |
Hey. Hey. l got 5 dollars |
| 01:06:08 |
Oh, stop. Stop right here. |
| 01:06:11 |
Hey, baby. |
| 01:06:13 |
Hey. |
| 01:06:15 |
-Hey, baby. How you doing? |
| 01:06:18 |
-Yeah? |
| 01:06:20 |
What you need? |
| 01:06:23 |
You know what l need. |
| 01:06:26 |
Come on. Come on, Daddy. |
| 01:06:34 |
Fuck you, Chelios. |
| 01:06:56 |
Tell me what he's like |
| 01:06:59 |
When he's home, he's like a ghost. |
| 01:07:01 |
He just plays those video games |
| 01:07:05 |
-Video games? |
| 01:07:07 |
And you let him do that? |
| 01:07:09 |
l mean, you did buy the games |
| 01:07:13 |
Of course. |
| 01:07:14 |
Why should l deny my son? |
| 01:07:17 |
-How are you today, Chev? |
| 01:07:20 |
Your mom tells me that you've |
| 01:07:24 |
-ls that true? |
| 01:07:26 |
-Regretfully, that's true. |
| 01:07:30 |
Fighting, talking back, pinching. |
| 01:07:34 |
Pinching what? |
| 01:07:35 |
Televisions, stereo components, |
| 01:07:39 |
-That's not all. |
| 01:07:42 |
Also a till from a restaurant |
| 01:07:45 |
-A toy car? |
| 01:07:47 |
A BMW Z1 . |
| 01:07:51 |
Hey, sit. |
| 01:07:53 |
People, people, all right. |
| 01:07:55 |
l hear you've been having |
| 01:08:03 |
Chelios. |
| 01:08:11 |
Nothing l can't handle, sir. |
| 01:08:13 |
-l have a lot of piss and vinegar. |
| 01:08:16 |
Oh, shit, Mom. |
| 01:08:17 |
You want to watch your |
| 01:08:19 |
-We tried giving him Ritalin, but-- |
| 01:08:22 |
l sold it. |
| 01:08:23 |
With all this energy, |
| 01:08:26 |
...l don't know, trying out for sports? |
| 01:08:41 |
-l like to run. |
| 01:08:45 |
l never met the wanker. |
| 01:08:48 |
What do you think he'd say |
| 01:08:53 |
Don't know, sir. |
| 01:08:54 |
lf he were here now, |
| 01:08:58 |
"Why the bloody hell |
| 01:09:01 |
-What would you tell him? |
| 01:09:04 |
-Bored, l guess. |
| 01:09:06 |
-Bored? Bored? |
| 01:09:09 |
We're gonna take a short break now. |
| 01:09:10 |
And when we return, |
| 01:09:15 |
...what makes you tick, little man. |
| 01:09:52 |
Hey. |
| 01:09:53 |
You okay? Wake up. |
| 01:09:56 |
Wake up. |
| 01:10:16 |
Ria, baby. |
| 01:10:19 |
What happened to you? |
| 01:10:24 |
What are you doing out here? |
| 01:10:32 |
What you out here for? |
| 01:10:35 |
l'm looking for the man |
| 01:10:42 |
Yeah. |
| 01:10:54 |
l have to go. |
| 01:10:57 |
l might not come back. |
| 01:10:59 |
Give the girls kisses |
| 01:11:01 |
l kiss and hug all the pussy. |
| 01:11:20 |
Some boyfriend you got there, |
| 01:11:22 |
He lied to you |
| 01:11:24 |
Which l guess wouldn't be such |
| 01:11:28 |
He made you a target |
| 01:11:31 |
...for kidnapping, torture, or worse. |
| 01:11:34 |
He sexually humiliated you |
| 01:11:37 |
...l don't know, half of Los Angeles? |
| 01:11:39 |
Twice. |
| 01:11:41 |
Twice. And then left you there |
| 01:11:44 |
And now you can add an arrest |
| 01:11:46 |
...to a list of wonderful things |
| 01:11:51 |
Help me out here, sweetheart, okay? |
| 01:11:53 |
Because-- |
| 01:11:59 |
Why the fuck do you continue |
| 01:12:07 |
That's a dicky question. |
| 01:12:10 |
Besides, l don't know |
| 01:12:14 |
l mean, l'd like to see you fall |
| 01:12:18 |
What? |
| 01:12:36 |
lt looks like you made bail. |
| 01:12:38 |
-Great. Can l have my stuff back? |
| 01:12:40 |
Yeah. Just a-- |
| 01:12:43 |
Wake the fuck up |
| 01:13:29 |
Fuck. |
| 01:13:38 |
Hola, Chev. |
| 01:13:41 |
l take it you're the greasy fucker |
| 01:13:45 |
The Ferret. |
| 01:13:46 |
Some people know me |
| 01:13:49 |
And many men have died |
| 01:13:53 |
...as they choked on their own blood, |
| 01:13:57 |
Colorful geezer. |
| 01:14:00 |
l was born with another name. |
| 01:14:04 |
The name of my father. |
| 01:14:08 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. |
| 01:14:12 |
And my father's father's. |
| 01:14:14 |
We're all very sad. |
| 01:14:16 |
And the name... |
| 01:14:19 |
...that l share... |
| 01:14:21 |
...with my two brothers... |
| 01:14:23 |
...Alejandro... |
| 01:14:30 |
...Ricardo.... |
| 01:14:37 |
Verona. |
| 01:14:42 |
Oh, l can tell, while l dig, dig, dig... |
| 01:14:46 |
...that you had no idea |
| 01:14:51 |
Nope. That fact escaped me. |
| 01:14:54 |
What l assure you of, is l would have |
| 01:14:58 |
l got a trick or three for you, cabron. |
| 01:15:00 |
l'm gonna make you wish |
| 01:15:04 |
lf you want to kill me, |
| 01:15:06 |
What's the rush, Chelios? |
| 01:15:09 |
l know someone |
| 01:15:44 |
You. |
| 01:16:03 |
-You got the donor? |
| 01:16:08 |
Hey, baby. |
| 01:16:10 |
You always say you want |
| 01:16:13 |
Cowboy. |
| 01:16:14 |
We gonna go back to my place. |
| 01:16:17 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:16:20 |
Ricardo never wanted |
| 01:16:23 |
He was too stubborn. |
| 01:16:25 |
Wanted to make his own way. |
| 01:16:28 |
Now l think he likes |
| 01:16:33 |
The technology to keep his brain alive. |
| 01:16:36 |
Not forever. |
| 01:16:38 |
But long enough to watch you die. |
| 01:17:05 |
Yo, Ferret. This ain't Roots, man. |
| 01:17:07 |
Yeah? |
| 01:17:09 |
Hey, cabron. |
| 01:17:13 |
You gotta be fucking kidding me. |
| 01:17:16 |
You killed my brother, motherfucker. |
| 01:17:51 |
Fuck you, Chelios. |
| 01:18:50 |
This way, sugar. |
| 01:18:58 |
Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch." |
| 01:19:18 |
Hello, Ricky. |
| 01:19:23 |
Why do we go on like this, Ricky? |
| 01:19:25 |
Hurting each other. |
| 01:19:29 |
Water? |
| 01:19:31 |
Did you say water? |
| 01:19:38 |
H2O? |
| 01:19:40 |
Coming right up. |
| 01:22:03 |
Chev Chelios. Chev. |
| 01:22:18 |
Chev. |
| 01:22:20 |
Chev. Chev! |
| 01:24:17 |
Cut the battery. |
| 01:24:19 |
Battery's out. |
| 01:25:01 |
Paddles. Give me the paddles. |
| 01:25:02 |
What's going on? |
| 01:25:08 |
Chevy? Clear! |
| 01:25:12 |
Fuck! |
| 01:25:16 |
-Shit! |
| 01:26:17 |
What the fuck is wrong with you, man? |
| 01:26:19 |
What the fuck? |
| 01:26:22 |
Jesus. |
| 01:26:26 |
lt's so hard to keep a straight face. |
| 01:26:28 |
Sorry, Ches. |
| 01:27:17 |
Stay on the marker! |
| 01:27:19 |
-Let's go. |
| 01:27:21 |
-Yes. |
| 01:27:24 |
Here we go! |
| 01:27:25 |
-And-- You set there? |
| 01:27:27 |
And action, Mike! |
| 01:27:33 |
Andrew! |
| 01:27:45 |
Go! Go, Lance! Run, Lance! |
| 01:28:15 |
Action, Manny! |
| 01:28:16 |
Dropping loads |
| 01:28:19 |
You think these muscles are free? |
| 01:28:21 |
You think this cock's for free? |
| 01:28:23 |
No way! No scabs, no crabs! |
| 01:28:26 |
No scabs, no crabs! |
| 01:28:29 |
l'm gonna bang that bitch |
| 01:28:31 |
l'm gonna bang your prisoner! |
| 01:28:34 |
Dropping loads |
| 01:28:37 |
Look at Jason and say it. |
| 01:28:40 |
Dropping loads |
| 01:28:42 |
Dropping loads |
| 01:28:45 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
| 01:28:47 |
Fuck you! |
| 01:29:52 |
l take it you're the faggot |
| 01:29:55 |
No. |
| 01:29:56 |
The faggot. |
| 01:29:57 |
The faggot. Oh, sorry. The Ferret. |
| 01:30:57 |
No dough, no blow! |
| 01:31:00 |
Dicks like this don't come for free! |
| 01:31:03 |
Lips like this don't come for free. |
| 01:31:05 |
That's what l meant to say. |
| 01:31:08 |
l meant lips like this |
| 01:31:11 |
All right, keep going. |
| 01:32:14 |
Oh, a horse. |
| 01:32:16 |
What? |
| 01:32:20 |
l never had it that way before. |
| 01:33:14 |
-Let us kiss for a second. |
| 01:33:17 |
Yeah. |
| 01:33:19 |
And here we go. And action! |
| 01:34:02 |
Water. |
| 01:34:05 |
Fuck, you need a few mints. |
| 01:35:04 |
-Holy shit. |
| 01:35:07 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:35:10 |
That was fucking awesome. |
| 01:35:12 |
-Let's cradle the balls on that. |
| 01:35:15 |
-l'm sure we got it. |
| 01:35:17 |
-Yeah. |
| 01:35:18 |
-You okay? |
| 01:35:20 |
Fuck, that was hot. |
| 01:35:23 |
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