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Just Friends
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Dear Jamie, |
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I feel like we're |
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but in our own little |
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Whether we're watching |
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or practicing our cheers, |
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I feel like I can |
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Jamie, we've been friends |
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but I want to be |
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I don't think so. |
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Hoping to be |
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Sincerely, Chris Brander. |
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BFF! |
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¶ I swear ¶ |
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¶ By the moon and the stars |
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¶ I'll be there, |
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¶ And I swear ¶ |
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¶ Like a shadow |
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¶ I'll be there ¶ |
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¶ For better or worse... ¶ |
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- Raise your hand if your brother's a homo! |
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- Get out of my room! |
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Stupid! Anybody ever hear |
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- ¶ I swear ¶ |
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Jamie! |
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Yeah, I signed |
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You feel the same |
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You want a kiss? |
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Jamie, |
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Jamie, |
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What's up, guys? |
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Class of '95. |
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Hey, what's up, Leon, Trevor? |
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I love you. |
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- Hey, guys. |
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- Happy graduation, Chris. |
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I thought it was supposed to be |
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The Palaminos decided |
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- a surprise graduation party. |
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- Tonight's the night. |
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I think I saw her go in the garage |
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- Sweet. |
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- chance to get out of the "friend zone." |
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Okay. |
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¶... for hip hop |
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¶ I give props to hip hop, |
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Jamie. |
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- Chris! |
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You came, finally! |
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Oh, come on, |
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Oh my God, |
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- God. |
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What's up? |
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There's something I've been |
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Jamie! |
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- Hey, Tim. |
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Funny guy! |
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Jamie... |
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- will you sign my yearbook, please? |
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Can I do you later? |
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I need a beer! |
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I can't believe... |
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- I went out with him. |
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Jinx! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7, can't say |
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Come in. |
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- Oh, hi. Hi, Jamie. |
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I was hoping |
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I didn't know |
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L-I r-really... |
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I really want to be a famous musician. |
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And, um, |
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He wrote me a song! |
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It's called |
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¶ When Jam... ¶ |
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Hold on. |
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¶ When Jamie... ¶ |
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He's crazy. |
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¶ When Jamie... ¶ |
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God damn it! |
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Dusty, come here. |
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Maybe you should come back |
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- Oh, no, I got it. |
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and then play it |
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- I really... I've got it. It's beautiful. |
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- It is. |
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Jesus. |
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Yeah. |
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Oh, I almost forgot. |
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I got you a little |
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Okay. Now I know |
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but I had to do it. |
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So look at it. |
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Will you put it |
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- Now? |
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- Okay. Quickly. |
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- I think it's gonna fit. |
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- Let's see. |
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- Here we go. |
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It's a little snug. |
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Oh my God, |
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"Shakes come and go, |
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but friends are |
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That's adorable! |
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She'll love it. Let's go |
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- Let's not. No no. Come on. |
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Just... just wait. |
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- Just... we're busy! |
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Yes, I'm fine. |
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I signed your yearbook. |
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Um... |
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read it... |
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Okay. |
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Please, God. |
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"Stud muffin, getting it on |
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- Oh! |
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This is Tim's yearbook. |
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- Chris? |
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Listen to this. |
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"When we're together, |
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- Gimme! |
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- in our own Chris-and-Jamie little world." |
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Okay. |
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- "You're my best friend..." |
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"But I want to be |
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"Hoping to be |
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Sincerely, Chris Brander, |
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It's a joke! That's a joke |
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Holy shit! |
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Aw, he's gonna cry. |
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See ya! |
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G'bye, fatty! |
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Chris! |
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Try a salad! |
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- Chris! |
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Don't worry about it. |
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Chris! We need to talk |
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Is that really |
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I don't know. |
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Because that's the nicest thing |
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It was? |
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Yes. |
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I love you, Chris... |
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like a brother. |
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- We're friends, right? |
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You pussy! |
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Shut up, Tim! |
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Don't you people have anything |
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God! Just leave |
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You jerks! |
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I'll show you! |
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I'll show all of you! |
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This town |
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and I'm pulling |
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Chris! |
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- My name is Chris Brander! |
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You remember that name! |
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I don't know what to say. |
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I mean, |
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but I'm a person too. |
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I mean, I have |
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other than |
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Don't you have anything |
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I think you've pretty much |
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You know what? |
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Have a great life, |
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I don't know why you |
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I guess Athena's out. |
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God, can you |
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I get dumped four days |
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- I saw. |
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Technically, that makes you |
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Guilty as charged. |
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You know, in some cultures |
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Oh, I love to travel. |
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- Chris Brander. |
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Of course you are. You know, |
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Oh! |
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He shoots, he scores. |
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- Nice, nice! |
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You're the bad bunny. |
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You're the bad bunny. |
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Okay, that's enough |
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Next time you call me, |
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Okay. Bye-bye. |
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- So how'd it go last night? |
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Pants off in front |
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Nice. What about Sheila? |
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We'll see. I'm taking her |
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Oh, whoa, whoa whoa. |
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- Okay? Don't do lunch. |
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That's like the express lane |
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What the hell's |
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See when a girl decides |
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you're no longer |
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You become a complete |
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like her brother. |
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I don't want |
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Yeah. Well, then don't be |
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Oh. Take that guy, |
| 00:11:02 |
- You mean that couple? |
| 00:11:05 |
No, I mean the guy that |
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- What is your point? |
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call Sheila, Ray. |
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Move your day date |
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Play the entire thing aloof and no matter |
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- 'Cause friends don't kiss. |
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Hi. |
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- Straight to voicemail. |
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Hope you're not too late. |
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- Really? How will I know? |
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If you feel yourself |
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Where'd you come up |
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Some chick f'd me up |
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Excuse me. |
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Excuse you! |
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I saw you flirting |
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How could you do |
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Who, him? |
| 00:11:55 |
Oh, no no no, I never said that, Lindsay. I |
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No, I'm driving |
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Okay. One second here. |
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- Thanks. |
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Hey, I don't even know you. |
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That's great. |
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I can still see it. |
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Don't dab at it! |
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Rub, rub it, rub it! |
| 00:12:17 |
Look, honestly, these pants |
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- Well... |
| 00:12:21 |
- What? |
| 00:12:23 |
Ho-ho-ho! Who's got |
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I do. |
| 00:12:28 |
How you doing, boss? |
| 00:12:30 |
- I look fat in these pants? |
| 00:12:32 |
Excellent! So you're |
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- for the holidays. |
| 00:12:36 |
- Wait. You want anything? |
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Go! Wait. |
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- Family. |
| 00:12:42 |
- Jersey's not my idea of a good time, so... |
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- Check this out. |
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First up tonight, you've seen |
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and well, the opening |
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but what what you may not |
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is her humanitarian side. |
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Hey, everyone. |
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and I'm here |
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and my new |
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and we're part of a kick-ass |
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to help promote vegetarianism |
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which is really really |
| 00:13:07 |
Okay, and speaking of |
| 00:13:10 |
I have some good news. |
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I've been recording |
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which I hope to have out |
| 00:13:18 |
- I want that album. |
| 00:13:21 |
- Samantha James? |
| 00:13:23 |
No no no no. Listen to me |
| 00:13:25 |
Samantha James |
| 00:13:27 |
Hey, you're the one that |
| 00:13:29 |
It was one date! |
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Have you seen this poster? |
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- this poster? |
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This is the hottest-selling |
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People love her. |
| 00:13:41 |
Oh, who loves her? |
| 00:13:43 |
MTV just got her a new |
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We time the CD release with the show, |
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plus free promotion. |
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- She's recording over... |
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Good. Good. |
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Go away. |
| 00:13:59 |
Wait! |
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You don't make me happy, I'm gonna |
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Loud and clear. Yeah. |
| 00:14:06 |
- Good. |
| 00:14:07 |
What are you |
| 00:14:09 |
Go! |
| 00:14:10 |
Go! Run! Lobster! |
| 00:14:12 |
Run away! Run! |
| 00:14:19 |
¶ Yeah, uh uh, |
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¶ We might be |
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¶ World apart ¶ |
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¶ But you're always |
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¶ Always in my heart ¶ |
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- ¶ When you look up at the stars ¶ |
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- ¶ Feel my love from afar ¶ |
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- ¶ Looking down like a shining star ¶ |
| 00:14:43 |
- ¶ Dancing free with my guitar ¶ |
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- ¶ I don't know just where you are ¶ |
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¶ Love from afar, |
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¶ Feel my love... ¶ |
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Cut! Cut! |
| 00:15:03 |
Okay, Ron, which jokester |
| 00:15:06 |
No one, Samantha. |
| 00:15:08 |
It's been the same key |
| 00:15:10 |
Well, something's off then, |
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God, I need my guitar. |
| 00:15:16 |
- We need to mix the tracks separately. |
| 00:15:18 |
My lyrics say "dancing free |
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So, I'm gonna |
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I'm not gonna let you |
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turn me into some poppy |
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Okay? |
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Are you guys |
| 00:15:35 |
¶ You guys are assholes, |
| 00:15:38 |
- Switch it off, guys. |
| 00:15:40 |
¶ You guys are assholes, |
| 00:15:43 |
She's all yours. |
| 00:15:45 |
Chris! |
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Hey! |
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I can't hear you, Samantha. |
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- Can't hear you. |
| 00:15:59 |
Oh, light bulb. |
| 00:16:06 |
Oh my God, |
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God, I've missed you. |
| 00:16:11 |
Oh... okay. |
| 00:16:17 |
Wait a minute. Are you here |
| 00:16:19 |
or are you just here because your |
| 00:16:24 |
Both? |
| 00:16:26 |
That's cool. |
| 00:16:30 |
God, I want to lick |
| 00:16:32 |
- I prefer you didn't. |
| 00:16:34 |
Don't. |
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You're gonna get it. |
| 00:16:43 |
- I don't want it. |
| 00:16:46 |
- Okay. |
| 00:16:48 |
- over the holidays? |
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'Cause Paris is throwing |
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Okay, Paris isn't |
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I'm gonna call my assistant |
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We can work and play. |
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Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. |
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This one's called |
| 00:17:13 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
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¶ Is more than |
| 00:17:25 |
¶ To forgive is divine ¶ |
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¶ So let's have |
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¶ And have makeup sex ¶ |
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¶ Until the end of ¶ |
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¶ Time time time time ¶ |
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¶ Time ¶ |
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¶ Time. ¶ |
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So what did you |
| 00:17:51 |
I mean, my God! |
| 00:17:53 |
Oh my God, |
| 00:17:57 |
- What is that? |
| 00:17:59 |
My publicist gave it to me |
| 00:18:06 |
Tuna. |
| 00:18:08 |
- You want some? |
| 00:18:13 |
I'm so glad |
| 00:18:16 |
Yeah, you're awful. |
| 00:18:18 |
I have a great idea. |
| 00:18:20 |
What if on our way to Paris |
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and find out |
| 00:18:24 |
What if we got someone |
| 00:18:27 |
I'd be all... |
| 00:18:30 |
and he'd go, ¶ Forgiveness every day ¶ |
| 00:18:33 |
Wouldn't that |
| 00:18:35 |
What if I added |
| 00:18:38 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 00:18:42 |
¶ Is more than |
| 00:18:50 |
¶ To forgive is divine ¶ |
| 00:18:53 |
¶ So let's have |
| 00:18:58 |
Okay. Who's the genius |
| 00:19:00 |
The container said |
| 00:19:03 |
But the aluminum |
| 00:19:04 |
Well, I'm not supposed to worry |
| 00:19:07 |
I'm the talent. |
| 00:19:09 |
Daddy, we're down. |
| 00:19:11 |
Not exactly warm |
| 00:19:13 |
- How long till we're airborne again? |
| 00:19:16 |
- Not till tomorrow. |
| 00:19:19 |
Not happy! |
| 00:19:20 |
We're on a private field |
| 00:19:23 |
Jersey? |
| 00:19:26 |
Hey, wait a minute. |
| 00:19:29 |
Where's Ashton? |
| 00:19:31 |
Ashton! |
| 00:19:32 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:19:34 |
You totally got me! |
| 00:19:36 |
Ashton? |
| 00:19:40 |
I love it that you're taking me home |
| 00:19:43 |
Was this one of your |
| 00:19:45 |
Yes. I planned you |
| 00:19:48 |
Surprise! |
| 00:19:56 |
Oh, my little boy. |
| 00:20:02 |
Be right down. |
| 00:20:52 |
I do not remember |
| 00:20:54 |
Well, it's been uncommonly |
| 00:20:57 |
We've gone through |
| 00:21:00 |
Your house is just |
| 00:21:02 |
I mean, Chris, you never told me |
| 00:21:04 |
It's like a true |
| 00:21:07 |
but I've always found the middle class to |
| 00:21:11 |
I mean, isn't Chris great? |
| 00:21:13 |
Yeah, he is a nice boy. |
| 00:21:15 |
You know, he usually |
| 00:21:18 |
It's been... |
| 00:21:20 |
oh, nine, 10... |
| 00:21:23 |
- It's 10 years. Yeah. |
| 00:21:25 |
10 years |
| 00:21:27 |
- All right. Good job, Dougie. |
| 00:21:33 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:21:35 |
- Mikey. |
| 00:21:39 |
- Is that my Christmas present? |
| 00:21:42 |
- Samantha James. |
| 00:21:45 |
Mike Brander. |
| 00:21:48 |
I have your poster |
| 00:21:50 |
- but you are way hotter in person. |
| 00:21:53 |
- You have her poster on your wall? |
| 00:21:56 |
I slapped the ham |
| 00:21:58 |
What ham did you slap? |
| 00:22:00 |
Not the ham |
| 00:22:03 |
Oh, Mrs. Brander, do you have |
| 00:22:06 |
Because I'm on |
| 00:22:08 |
and I need salmon |
| 00:22:09 |
I love salmon. It's the prettiest |
| 00:22:13 |
- So relaxing. |
| 00:22:16 |
Um, does anybody want anything? |
| 00:22:18 |
Maybe some salmon |
| 00:22:20 |
Just gonna... |
| 00:22:22 |
yeah. |
| 00:22:24 |
Mike! Good to be home. |
| 00:22:34 |
Oh, boy. Okay. |
| 00:22:37 |
Hi. Yes, I know, |
| 00:22:41 |
Hi. Hi. |
| 00:22:43 |
Oh. Chris, |
| 00:22:45 |
People are staring at me. |
| 00:22:49 |
Oh my God... |
| 00:22:51 |
Well, this isn't gonna work, |
| 00:22:54 |
Chris? |
| 00:22:58 |
Excuse me, but I was |
| 00:23:00 |
America will ever switch |
| 00:23:02 |
Well, that's |
| 00:23:06 |
- Oh my God! Chris! |
| 00:23:09 |
- Oh! God, you look great! |
| 00:23:12 |
- Well, thank you! How you been? |
| 00:23:15 |
- You're married! |
| 00:23:17 |
- Yeah, we're married, we got a kid. TJ. |
| 00:23:20 |
- TJ! |
| 00:23:22 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:23:24 |
He's like the creative mind kid, he's like, |
| 00:23:27 |
- That's great! |
| 00:23:29 |
Those are some nice veneers |
| 00:23:31 |
- Don't tell me that you're a dentist. |
| 00:23:33 |
- I totally sold out, dude. |
| 00:23:37 |
Lover, aren't you |
| 00:23:40 |
Yes! |
| 00:23:42 |
Samantha, these are |
| 00:23:43 |
This is Clark, |
| 00:23:46 |
Your names are |
| 00:23:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:23:50 |
Oh my God, |
| 00:23:53 |
I just wanna |
| 00:23:56 |
Okay, I am gonna go |
| 00:23:59 |
- Good. |
| 00:24:01 |
- Okay. |
| 00:24:04 |
She's... incoming. |
| 00:24:07 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:24:09 |
Check out that |
| 00:24:13 |
It was so nice |
| 00:24:19 |
Darla. |
| 00:24:24 |
She's adorable. |
| 00:24:26 |
- And affectionate. |
| 00:24:29 |
- Chris Brander, ladies and gentlemen! |
| 00:24:32 |
Chris Brander? |
| 00:24:34 |
Holy... |
| 00:24:36 |
I saw you at the Grammys |
| 00:24:40 |
It's me Tim. |
| 00:24:42 |
Oh, how could I |
| 00:24:44 |
Hey, you got $5 |
| 00:24:46 |
that I can, |
| 00:24:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:51 |
You keep |
| 00:24:53 |
Done! |
| 00:24:54 |
Buh-bye now. |
| 00:24:55 |
- Class of '95! |
| 00:24:58 |
Here's your money, |
| 00:25:00 |
- He looks good. |
| 00:25:02 |
wha... like what happened? |
| 00:25:04 |
Hey, you know... |
| 00:25:07 |
You know, I'm living |
| 00:25:10 |
I just stayed with my dad |
| 00:25:12 |
yeah, hocked my soul |
| 00:25:15 |
and started... |
| 00:25:18 |
- a couple of years. |
| 00:25:22 |
Jamie. |
| 00:25:29 |
Jamie? |
| 00:25:32 |
- Chris, hi! |
| 00:25:34 |
What are you |
| 00:25:37 |
Oh, I'm just busted! |
| 00:25:40 |
How are you? |
| 00:25:47 |
Look at you! |
| 00:25:49 |
Oh my God, |
| 00:25:50 |
I can put my |
| 00:25:54 |
- You look so great! Look at this body! |
| 00:25:57 |
- You're like a new man! |
| 00:25:59 |
These arms |
| 00:26:02 |
and look at... |
| 00:26:05 |
Chris Brander. |
| 00:26:07 |
God. |
| 00:26:13 |
So, um... so how long |
| 00:26:16 |
Um, just the night, |
| 00:26:18 |
Just one night, really? |
| 00:26:20 |
No. I wish I could, but l... |
| 00:26:23 |
Let's go, Chris. |
| 00:26:28 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:26:32 |
all right, well... |
| 00:26:34 |
- it's really great to see you again. |
| 00:26:45 |
Just give me |
| 00:26:47 |
I'm living |
| 00:26:49 |
Oh, I know. |
| 00:26:54 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:26:57 |
- Bye. |
| 00:27:01 |
- Jamie Pal. |
| 00:27:04 |
She's like a box |
| 00:27:06 |
You would know. |
| 00:27:09 |
You know, in high school |
| 00:27:11 |
And now you get |
| 00:27:15 |
I bet you could |
| 00:27:18 |
- Definitely. |
| 00:27:25 |
- Excuse me. |
| 00:27:27 |
You go! Whoo! |
| 00:27:30 |
- Hey! |
| 00:27:32 |
Look, there is a chance that my |
| 00:27:35 |
- What are you doing tomorrow? |
| 00:27:38 |
- Do you want to meet for lunch? |
| 00:27:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:27:43 |
Great! |
| 00:27:44 |
Chris! Chris! |
| 00:27:46 |
- I'll pick you up at noon. |
| 00:27:49 |
- Chris! Chris! Chris! |
| 00:27:52 |
- I'm busy! |
| 00:27:55 |
- That sounds awesome. I'll see you then. |
| 00:28:00 |
Let's go. |
| 00:28:04 |
- What was that all about? |
| 00:28:05 |
It's just an old |
| 00:28:07 |
Yeah, well, let's |
| 00:28:09 |
- It's not a handball. |
| 00:28:12 |
Meow. Meow. |
| 00:28:24 |
¶ I used to know you |
| 00:28:28 |
¶ You were |
| 00:28:31 |
¶ We sat together |
| 00:28:36 |
¶ Fridays at 8:15... ¶ |
| 00:28:39 |
- Whoa. |
| 00:28:43 |
¶ As long as I need to ¶ |
| 00:28:47 |
¶ And if you ever get |
| 00:28:52 |
¶ I'll be here for you. ¶ |
| 00:29:03 |
¶ Jesus Christ our savior |
| 00:29:09 |
¶ To save us all |
| 00:29:12 |
¶ When we were |
| 00:29:14 |
¶ Oh, tidings... ¶ |
| 00:29:16 |
Hey! Dumb-ass. |
| 00:29:18 |
Wake up. |
| 00:29:20 |
Hey, wake up. |
| 00:29:22 |
Morning. |
| 00:29:26 |
Agh! What? |
| 00:29:28 |
I need you to |
| 00:29:29 |
What do you |
| 00:29:31 |
I ran into Jamie Palomino |
| 00:29:33 |
Oh, here we go again. |
| 00:29:35 |
I'm not the same person |
| 00:29:38 |
You'll always be fat |
| 00:29:39 |
What do you want from me?! |
| 00:29:42 |
I need you |
| 00:29:44 |
I could do that. |
| 00:29:46 |
- Chris, wait! |
| 00:29:49 |
What about Paris? |
| 00:29:52 |
Look, Paris can wait. This is important. |
| 00:29:54 |
- out of touch with your audience, do you? |
| 00:29:57 |
No, well then, you need |
| 00:29:59 |
you need to feed off their energy. |
| 00:30:00 |
After all, they're the ones who're |
| 00:30:02 |
The problem is where |
| 00:30:04 |
a proper cross-section |
| 00:30:08 |
- The mall? |
| 00:30:10 |
That's a great idea! |
| 00:30:13 |
- We have so much in common! |
| 00:30:15 |
- God. |
| 00:30:17 |
Whoa! I am not |
| 00:30:19 |
Look, what better way to relate |
| 00:30:22 |
In we go. |
| 00:30:25 |
You're not coming with me? |
| 00:30:27 |
No, sweetie. |
| 00:30:29 |
- I can't be your crutch. |
| 00:30:31 |
Watch your face! |
| 00:30:32 |
Buckle up! |
| 00:30:40 |
Great. |
| 00:30:42 |
That's looking good. |
| 00:30:48 |
Great, guys. |
| 00:30:53 |
Mr. Palamino, |
| 00:30:55 |
Well well well, |
| 00:30:57 |
if it isn't |
| 00:31:00 |
This guy, every Valentine's Day, |
| 00:31:04 |
Used to drive all |
| 00:31:06 |
Ha! Till we explained, of course, |
| 00:31:09 |
Yeah, |
| 00:31:11 |
You prick. |
| 00:31:14 |
I see you still have the best |
| 00:31:17 |
- Hey! In the state! |
| 00:31:19 |
I'll be right out. |
| 00:31:21 |
So, how'd you |
| 00:31:24 |
Like that retard |
| 00:31:26 |
It was great |
| 00:31:30 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:31:32 |
I rented the nicest Porsche |
| 00:31:34 |
I'm just gonna play |
| 00:31:36 |
and she's gonna be eating out |
| 00:31:38 |
Gotta go. |
| 00:31:42 |
Porsche. |
| 00:31:46 |
I hate this stupid thing too. |
| 00:31:49 |
So ostentatious. |
| 00:31:57 |
- God, this place hasn't changed a bit. |
| 00:32:00 |
Are you sure that you don't want |
| 00:32:02 |
- No, we can't leave. We have history here. |
| 00:32:05 |
Oh my goodness, |
| 00:32:09 |
Oh, you're not |
| 00:32:12 |
- Oh, my personal space. |
| 00:32:16 |
I've got a little |
| 00:32:19 |
Can't wait. |
| 00:32:21 |
Haha! |
| 00:32:23 |
Thanks for |
| 00:32:27 |
So why did you disappear |
| 00:32:30 |
Listen, about that... |
| 00:32:33 |
Where you |
| 00:32:34 |
Come on, Jamie. It was like |
| 00:32:38 |
I'm not that pathetic |
| 00:32:40 |
You were never |
| 00:32:44 |
- So, tell me about your job. |
| 00:32:47 |
You know, once you get over |
| 00:32:49 |
it's nothing but total insanity. |
| 00:32:51 |
You know, if it's not Pink calling you, |
| 00:32:54 |
it's Jay Z's birthday party, you know, and |
| 00:32:57 |
and I'd really like to stop. |
| 00:33:00 |
You know, what happened to you? |
| 00:33:02 |
I don't work |
| 00:33:04 |
I mean, I work at The Maple |
| 00:33:07 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:33:09 |
so I'm living at home |
| 00:33:10 |
It's the coast. |
| 00:33:16 |
What happened to him? |
| 00:33:18 |
¶ Five golden rings ¶ |
| 00:33:21 |
- ¶ Four calling birds ¶ |
| 00:33:23 |
¶ Three French hens, |
| 00:33:26 |
Oh, this is gonna be a great song. |
| 00:33:27 |
"Mall people, |
| 00:33:29 |
small people, |
| 00:33:31 |
- How's it goin'? |
| 00:33:34 |
- How's it going with Jamie? |
| 00:33:36 |
- every boyfriend she's ever had. |
| 00:33:38 |
- So I wanna run an idea by you. |
| 00:33:40 |
Since you're trying to hook up with Jamie, |
| 00:33:44 |
- instead of you? That way you... |
| 00:33:46 |
- You haven't heard the whole thing yet! |
| 00:33:47 |
You know what, just... just think |
| 00:33:54 |
- Oh my God! |
| 00:34:03 |
- So, how's the coast? |
| 00:34:05 |
Here we go! |
| 00:34:08 |
One grilled cheese |
| 00:34:10 |
and one Sugar Mountain Supreme |
| 00:34:15 |
Excuse me, um, |
| 00:34:17 |
this-this... this isn't |
| 00:34:20 |
But this is what |
| 00:34:22 |
Yeah. 10 years ago, |
| 00:34:25 |
The pancakes are fine. |
| 00:34:28 |
What? |
| 00:34:31 |
- Be more rude! |
| 00:34:34 |
I haven't had sweets |
| 00:34:37 |
- what this would do to my stomach? |
| 00:34:39 |
I'll have the pancakes and you |
| 00:34:44 |
I'll just enjoy |
| 00:34:49 |
I'm stuffed. |
| 00:34:57 |
Good times. |
| 00:35:00 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:35:01 |
- Thanks again for lunch. |
| 00:35:03 |
Oh. Okay. |
| 00:35:05 |
Shit. |
| 00:35:12 |
- Whew! |
| 00:35:16 |
Well, it was great |
| 00:35:19 |
You too. |
| 00:35:20 |
Yeah, glad I ran |
| 00:35:22 |
Yeah, it was |
| 00:35:24 |
Big surprise. |
| 00:35:26 |
It's cold out here. |
| 00:35:27 |
Yeah, it is. |
| 00:35:29 |
It's like the deep South Pole |
| 00:35:32 |
There isn't, though. |
| 00:35:34 |
Um, thanks for walking |
| 00:35:36 |
Yeah. Again, it was |
| 00:35:39 |
again. |
| 00:35:40 |
- You, too. |
| 00:35:42 |
Take care. |
| 00:35:44 |
Yeah, you too. |
| 00:35:49 |
- Oh. |
| 00:35:54 |
- Take care. |
| 00:36:21 |
Stupid! Stupid! |
| 00:36:24 |
What the hell?! |
| 00:36:29 |
God! |
| 00:36:36 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:36:38 |
It's the South Pole! |
| 00:36:40 |
It's the South Pole. |
| 00:36:42 |
I don't think there is one, |
| 00:36:45 |
I bet it would be |
| 00:36:56 |
- I left my gloves in the car. |
| 00:37:06 |
- There you go. |
| 00:37:19 |
Hey, look who's here! |
| 00:37:21 |
- How the big date go? |
| 00:37:23 |
I went in for a kiss, |
| 00:37:25 |
Then I get caught in a sort |
| 00:37:28 |
I don't know what that is, then I |
| 00:37:32 |
So y-you gave her |
| 00:37:35 |
Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! |
| 00:37:38 |
It looks like you picked up right |
| 00:37:41 |
You're back |
| 00:37:44 |
Oh, f-f... |
| 00:38:00 |
What? |
| 00:38:02 |
Little problem. |
| 00:38:04 |
Okay, she's got |
| 00:38:07 |
It's not that bad. Ha! |
| 00:38:10 |
Oh my God! |
| 00:38:12 |
What the hell |
| 00:38:14 |
Long story short, |
| 00:38:17 |
Samantha, are you okay? |
| 00:38:18 |
I'm gonna make bubble. |
| 00:38:20 |
Dude, she's fine! |
| 00:38:22 |
Look at her. She's having a good time. |
| 00:38:25 |
All you had to do was watch her for a few |
| 00:38:28 |
Nothing! She's just all |
| 00:38:31 |
Where did you |
| 00:38:33 |
Mom. |
| 00:38:35 |
Blueberry! |
| 00:38:37 |
Okay. |
| 00:38:39 |
What?! |
| 00:38:41 |
- You're a dead man, Mike! |
| 00:38:45 |
Eww. |
| 00:38:46 |
- My balls! |
| 00:38:50 |
You're dead. |
| 00:38:52 |
No, Chris! No! |
| 00:38:54 |
Chris... |
| 00:38:56 |
Chris, no! |
| 00:39:00 |
- My boss! Truce! |
| 00:39:02 |
- Truce! |
| 00:39:03 |
- Hello? |
| 00:39:04 |
Hey, Chrissy! |
| 00:39:06 |
How's my future star doing? |
| 00:39:08 |
Great. |
| 00:39:10 |
So let me... let me... |
| 00:39:12 |
She's a little incapacitated |
| 00:39:15 |
Oh, a little incapacitated, |
| 00:39:18 |
Look, when you two get back, I've got this |
| 00:39:22 |
lined up for the spring quarter. |
| 00:39:24 |
- Samantha James! |
| 00:39:28 |
Three two, one! |
| 00:39:30 |
Ho-ho-ho. |
| 00:39:33 |
- Yeah-ha-ha! Yeah! |
| 00:39:37 |
It's a Palamino Christmas! |
| 00:39:39 |
Again! |
| 00:39:44 |
- Hello? |
| 00:39:46 |
- Hey. |
| 00:39:48 |
Listen, you're never gonna believe this, |
| 00:39:51 |
- I'm stuck here another day. |
| 00:39:53 |
I want to apologize |
| 00:39:55 |
- Let me make it up to you. |
| 00:39:56 |
Do you want to go |
| 00:39:58 |
- I thought you hated ice skating. |
| 00:40:01 |
but you know, I'm actually |
| 00:40:04 |
I'm the MVP |
| 00:40:05 |
Come on, it'll be |
| 00:40:09 |
- Hello, Joyce? |
| 00:40:12 |
Oh! Well, Chris, what are you |
| 00:40:16 |
No, Mom. I'm in the living room, |
| 00:40:19 |
- and I'm on the phone. |
| 00:40:21 |
Well, you know, |
| 00:40:22 |
while I have you on the phone, |
| 00:40:25 |
We-we have a choice between chicken |
| 00:40:29 |
Mom. Please. |
| 00:40:31 |
Mom! |
| 00:40:33 |
- Mom! |
| 00:40:36 |
Where are my ice skates? |
| 00:40:37 |
Oh, honey, I gave |
| 00:40:40 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:40:42 |
Well, honey, why would I keep them? |
| 00:40:45 |
Besides, you-you weren't |
| 00:40:47 |
Well, I'm good now! |
| 00:40:49 |
And I need my skates |
| 00:40:52 |
Oh, well, honey, |
| 00:40:55 |
Besides, you don't have |
| 00:40:58 |
Just... |
| 00:41:01 |
¶ Be yourself ¶ |
| 00:41:03 |
¶ Be yourself, |
| 00:41:08 |
Now, come on! Mikey and I are |
| 00:41:13 |
I don't want |
| 00:41:18 |
My snow globe collection. |
| 00:41:26 |
¶ Jingle bells, jingle bells, |
| 00:41:30 |
¶ Oh what fun it is to ride |
| 00:41:33 |
Stupid rental skates. |
| 00:41:35 |
You know what? |
| 00:41:37 |
- I'm wearing figure skates from the '30s. |
| 00:41:40 |
Okay, I can do it myself, okay? |
| 00:41:47 |
- So... |
| 00:41:48 |
- How's the love life? |
| 00:41:52 |
- Marty and I broke up a year ago. |
| 00:41:56 |
- "Another jerk?" |
| 00:41:58 |
I'm just saying you |
| 00:42:00 |
back in high school, |
| 00:42:02 |
So how about you? You in love |
| 00:42:06 |
No. |
| 00:42:09 |
I've really just |
| 00:42:12 |
Just trying to look |
| 00:42:15 |
You didn't buy that, |
| 00:42:16 |
Maybe you |
| 00:42:18 |
Or I could try this. |
| 00:42:22 |
Oh... |
| 00:42:25 |
Hey guys, |
| 00:42:28 |
Yay! |
| 00:42:30 |
Hi, guys. |
| 00:42:33 |
Sarah and Joey |
| 00:42:35 |
- What, you... you know these kids? |
| 00:42:38 |
- their class. |
| 00:42:41 |
We could use some more bodies. |
| 00:42:44 |
You know Chris is a great player, |
| 00:42:46 |
- A good skater can skate in anything. |
| 00:42:50 |
I'm in. |
| 00:42:53 |
Okay, guys. Keep it clean. |
| 00:42:58 |
Shoot it! |
| 00:42:59 |
Get it in! |
| 00:43:04 |
- What was that?! |
| 00:43:07 |
I'm sorry, okay? |
| 00:43:09 |
It's just these damn |
| 00:43:11 |
It's fine. Just don't cuss in front |
| 00:43:14 |
Potty mouth. |
| 00:43:17 |
Get him, Terry! |
| 00:43:23 |
He hacked me! |
| 00:43:25 |
Wanna fight, punk? |
| 00:43:26 |
- What, are you kidding me? |
| 00:43:29 |
Fight! Fight! |
| 00:43:32 |
All right, all right, |
| 00:43:35 |
What is your problem? |
| 00:43:38 |
- That's a girl? |
| 00:43:46 |
- Yeah! |
| 00:43:53 |
Okay, listen. We're getting |
| 00:43:56 |
- It's his fault. |
| 00:43:58 |
- Hey. |
| 00:44:01 |
- Oh my... that's enough. |
| 00:44:02 |
Now Chris is trying |
| 00:44:05 |
Sorry, Miss Palamino, |
| 00:44:08 |
- I'm not terrible. |
| 00:44:11 |
- Maybe you should call it a day. |
| 00:44:13 |
- Suckster! Suckster. Suckster! Suckster... |
| 00:44:16 |
I'm a really good skater, |
| 00:44:18 |
Watch! You might |
| 00:44:21 |
I'm taking this one. |
| 00:44:27 |
Me? |
| 00:44:37 |
Chris, no! |
| 00:44:51 |
No! |
| 00:44:56 |
No slap shots! |
| 00:45:11 |
Suckster! Suckster! |
| 00:45:13 |
Suckster! Suckster! |
| 00:45:16 |
Suckster! Suckster! |
| 00:45:18 |
- What a schmuck. |
| 00:45:29 |
Well, it looks like I was |
| 00:45:31 |
- in the right place at the right time, Miss... |
| 00:45:34 |
Palamino? |
| 00:45:37 |
- Dusty Dinkleman? |
| 00:45:40 |
Actually, I go by |
| 00:45:42 |
- "Dutty Nee?" |
| 00:45:45 |
Yay, Dusty! |
| 00:45:48 |
- You remember Chris Brander? |
| 00:45:50 |
- Boo... |
| 00:45:52 |
Seen better days, I guess, pal? |
| 00:45:55 |
Hey, listen, I don't |
| 00:45:57 |
but you look incredible. |
| 00:45:59 |
- So do you. |
| 00:46:11 |
Cool... |
| 00:46:15 |
Sorry about that, buddy. |
| 00:46:18 |
Here we go. |
| 00:46:22 |
Late '20s. |
| 00:46:24 |
with multiple lacerations on lower |
| 00:46:28 |
Transport en route, |
| 00:46:29 |
- 10-4. |
| 00:46:31 |
- you still living in town? |
| 00:46:34 |
Oh, really? |
| 00:46:36 |
- It's a small world. |
| 00:46:39 |
Jeez, you know, |
| 00:46:40 |
I cannot get over |
| 00:46:43 |
Oh, pfft. Me? |
| 00:46:46 |
Yeah, I guess |
| 00:46:48 |
and I lost my stammer, |
| 00:46:50 |
but I still play |
| 00:46:52 |
I'm actually only doing this part-time |
| 00:46:54 |
You know, Chris is in the music business |
| 00:46:57 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:47:03 |
You know, we should hang out, |
| 00:47:07 |
I would love |
| 00:47:10 |
Um, where can I give you |
| 00:47:12 |
Just write it on this. |
| 00:47:18 |
Jamie Palamino. |
| 00:47:20 |
This is bullshit! |
| 00:47:22 |
You haven't aged a peep. |
| 00:47:28 |
What do you know |
| 00:47:31 |
- You mean Dusty Lee? |
| 00:47:33 |
Works in the building, |
| 00:47:35 |
Well check this out. |
| 00:47:39 |
Another day date? |
| 00:47:40 |
Yes. Anyway, |
| 00:47:43 |
we're having |
| 00:47:45 |
and then Dusty shows up |
| 00:47:47 |
and then Jamie |
| 00:47:49 |
Hey, didn't Dusty have like |
| 00:47:53 |
Yeah, you got some |
| 00:47:55 |
competition there, Chris. |
| 00:47:58 |
Yeah, well Jamie |
| 00:48:00 |
She puts them in |
| 00:48:02 |
and then tortures |
| 00:48:04 |
I don't know. Jamie's come |
| 00:48:06 |
I think she |
| 00:48:09 |
Maturing? |
| 00:48:12 |
So that's why |
| 00:48:14 |
She wants |
| 00:48:16 |
more like the old me. |
| 00:48:18 |
Well, if she wants |
| 00:48:20 |
then I'm going |
| 00:48:22 |
the biggest pussy |
| 00:48:24 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:26 |
Okay, we're done. |
| 00:48:28 |
you're gonna need to wear this |
| 00:48:31 |
until those stitches |
| 00:48:34 |
And here you go. |
| 00:48:39 |
¶ Feel my love from afar. ¶ |
| 00:48:42 |
Come in! |
| 00:48:44 |
- Can I come in? |
| 00:48:49 |
I brought magazines. |
| 00:48:51 |
Ugh, these are old. |
| 00:48:53 |
- Flowers? |
| 00:48:56 |
- How about snacks? |
| 00:49:00 |
I can't eat that crap. |
| 00:49:01 |
I'm just trying |
| 00:49:03 |
Well you're not. |
| 00:49:07 |
- I guess I'll just leave you now. |
| 00:49:10 |
I'm sorry I'm being |
| 00:49:13 |
It's just that I'm supposed |
| 00:49:16 |
and I'm going out of my mind |
| 00:49:19 |
I mean, my Sidekick |
| 00:49:22 |
I haven't had sex |
| 00:49:26 |
And I'm so horny. |
| 00:49:28 |
I'm horny. |
| 00:49:31 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:49:34 |
- How old are you? |
| 00:49:38 |
I'm... I'm 18. |
| 00:49:40 |
Eighteen. |
| 00:49:45 |
So do you really have |
| 00:49:48 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:49:51 |
All the time. |
| 00:49:53 |
How many times in a day? |
| 00:49:55 |
- Eight. |
| 00:50:02 |
Eight? Oh my God, |
| 00:50:04 |
- You're hot. |
| 00:50:11 |
- Oh, ow. |
| 00:50:14 |
Oh, my back |
| 00:50:16 |
Oh, I could |
| 00:50:18 |
Oh, would you mind? |
| 00:50:21 |
Not at all. |
| 00:50:24 |
- I'm naked. |
| 00:50:27 |
Do you have any oil? |
| 00:50:29 |
Right back. |
| 00:50:37 |
What took you |
| 00:50:41 |
- Show me what you've got, baby. |
| 00:50:44 |
Baby, ooh! |
| 00:50:46 |
Ooh, more more! |
| 00:50:50 |
- Okay, enough. Enough! |
| 00:50:52 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:50:59 |
Merry Christmas, neighbor. |
| 00:51:07 |
- Ooh, yeah. |
| 00:51:09 |
- Mikey likey, Mikey likey, Mikey likey... |
| 00:51:15 |
Oh! Where the hell |
| 00:51:17 |
I was getting you food. |
| 00:51:18 |
- Are you wearing braces? |
| 00:51:21 |
It's a retainer |
| 00:51:24 |
- Ha, you look like a doofus! |
| 00:51:28 |
Doofus! Doofus! |
| 00:51:31 |
Doofus! Doofus! |
| 00:51:36 |
Chris? |
| 00:51:37 |
Mommy. |
| 00:51:40 |
So pretty. |
| 00:51:43 |
Honey, look what |
| 00:51:46 |
It's a "Get well soon" |
| 00:51:52 |
- Boo. |
| 00:51:55 |
What do you |
| 00:51:56 |
It's hugs and kisses, dude. |
| 00:51:59 |
That's because |
| 00:52:04 |
Thanks, Mommy. |
| 00:52:14 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:52:24 |
Truce! |
| 00:52:27 |
Total pussy. |
| 00:52:29 |
You're the biggest pussy |
| 00:52:32 |
It's you. |
| 00:52:37 |
- Hello? |
| 00:52:40 |
- Chris! How are you feeling? |
| 00:52:43 |
Listen, I know |
| 00:52:45 |
- but do you have any plans tonight? |
| 00:52:48 |
Well... |
| 00:52:50 |
the revival theater |
| 00:52:52 |
is showing Nicholas Sparks's |
| 00:52:56 |
- Hello? I'm on the phone. |
| 00:52:59 |
Yes, because I love |
| 00:53:02 |
I'm gonna friggin' puke. |
| 00:53:04 |
Just a second. |
| 00:53:10 |
- You are so dead. Do you hear me? |
| 00:53:13 |
- What're you doing over there? |
| 00:53:15 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:53:17 |
- So, anyway... |
| 00:53:18 |
- Hey, Jamie. It's Dusty. |
| 00:53:21 |
Hey, listen, just... |
| 00:53:24 |
Dude, I think |
| 00:53:26 |
It's probably just an important |
| 00:53:29 |
- What, the bar ran out of curly fries? |
| 00:53:32 |
Dude, are you gonna |
| 00:53:34 |
Yes. |
| 00:53:36 |
All right. |
| 00:53:39 |
- Dude, "The Notebook"'s so gay. |
| 00:53:42 |
- Sorry about that. |
| 00:53:46 |
- So anyway, what do you say? |
| 00:53:48 |
Going to a movie tonight? |
| 00:53:50 |
we can go for some... |
| 00:53:54 |
Okay, sure. |
| 00:53:56 |
Um... You know what? |
| 00:53:58 |
Why don't I pick you up |
| 00:54:00 |
- It's a date. |
| 00:54:01 |
- Bye for now. |
| 00:54:07 |
Mom! Mom! Truce! |
| 00:54:12 |
Paris, here we come! |
| 00:54:17 |
- But I'm not ready to play a gig. |
| 00:54:20 |
No. No. |
| 00:54:23 |
No! |
| 00:54:24 |
- This is a bad idea, Chris. |
| 00:54:29 |
- No you're not, baby. |
| 00:54:32 |
yet you're this |
| 00:54:36 |
and that's okay. |
| 00:54:39 |
Paris, here we come! |
| 00:54:43 |
But I am an artist. |
| 00:54:46 |
Hey! I am an artist! |
| 00:54:48 |
- Let's go do this. |
| 00:54:51 |
I was born ready, bitch. |
| 00:54:54 |
- I'm really excited about this. |
| 00:54:56 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:54:59 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:02 |
- Hey! Wait! You're not coming with me? |
| 00:55:06 |
Mike's just giving you |
| 00:55:07 |
I'm gonna stay here, I'm gonna do |
| 00:55:10 |
and I'm gonna |
| 00:55:12 |
It's open mic night |
| 00:55:13 |
Coffee House is lame, dude. |
| 00:55:16 |
all right! |
| 00:55:17 |
Think fast. Boop! |
| 00:55:26 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 00:55:28 |
- ¶ By the moon and the stars... ¶ |
| 00:55:30 |
- ¶ In the skies... ¶ |
| 00:55:33 |
¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 00:55:36 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 00:55:39 |
¶ Like a shadow |
| 00:55:43 |
Showtime. |
| 00:55:56 |
Come on! |
| 00:56:00 |
- Mistletoe. |
| 00:56:02 |
- Oh my God! |
| 00:56:05 |
You've grown into such |
| 00:56:08 |
hasn't she, Chris? |
| 00:56:14 |
Ding-dong. |
| 00:56:17 |
Dusty. Hey. Why? |
| 00:56:19 |
Are you kidding, man? |
| 00:56:22 |
I mean, listen, |
| 00:56:24 |
a little corny, |
| 00:56:26 |
but I find something |
| 00:56:28 |
in the simplicity of Nicholas Sparks' |
| 00:56:30 |
Nice outfit, by the way. |
| 00:56:34 |
Carol? |
| 00:56:36 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:56:38 |
- Carol... |
| 00:56:41 |
- This is old-home week. |
| 00:56:43 |
- Is it okay that Dusty came? |
| 00:56:48 |
Thank you. |
| 00:56:50 |
...in the hospital. We got... |
| 00:56:51 |
Hey, let's hit the road. |
| 00:56:54 |
Well, you kids |
| 00:56:56 |
Oh, Carol, why don't |
| 00:56:57 |
She's vacuuming. |
| 00:57:01 |
W-well, I'd love to, but l... |
| 00:57:04 |
- Oh, no imposition at all! |
| 00:57:08 |
We'd love to have you, |
| 00:57:10 |
Yeah, rad. |
| 00:57:13 |
Mom's coming. |
| 00:57:15 |
- There's a group now. |
| 00:57:18 |
- It was us. It was us. |
| 00:57:20 |
Oh my sweetheart. |
| 00:57:23 |
I love you so much. |
| 00:57:32 |
- How much time do we have? |
| 00:57:36 |
Last time it was no more |
| 00:57:41 |
I love you, angel. |
| 00:57:45 |
What happened to me? |
| 00:57:47 |
This is so gay. |
| 00:57:57 |
Oh, Dusty... |
| 00:58:06 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 00:58:08 |
Peanut. |
| 00:58:15 |
No. |
| 00:58:20 |
¶ Forgiveness... ¶ |
| 00:58:24 |
Show us your tits! |
| 00:58:26 |
- ¶ Is more than saying sorry. ¶ |
| 00:58:29 |
Forgive this! |
| 00:58:32 |
Dusty, what kind |
| 00:58:34 |
Carol, this little Japanese princess |
| 00:58:37 |
I think it's so neat |
| 00:58:39 |
care about |
| 00:58:41 |
- I love the environment. |
| 00:58:44 |
a Range Rover? |
| 00:58:47 |
Well, I had a really |
| 00:58:50 |
and I hope we can |
| 00:58:51 |
Hey, Dusty, |
| 00:58:53 |
Oh, listen, man, it was |
| 00:58:56 |
Thank you all for having me. |
| 00:58:59 |
And hey, before I forget, |
| 00:59:01 |
that you rinse that thing |
| 00:59:03 |
Your mouth is |
| 00:59:06 |
with germs and bacteria. |
| 00:59:09 |
- Christopher, put that back. |
| 00:59:12 |
Thanks. |
| 00:59:14 |
Hey, anyone want |
| 00:59:16 |
Oh, Carol, |
| 00:59:19 |
And I would love to do that, |
| 00:59:22 |
so that Paul could spend |
| 00:59:24 |
- So, I kinda gotta get going. |
| 00:59:27 |
That's a drag. God! |
| 00:59:29 |
Hey, Jamie, |
| 00:59:33 |
- Ready? |
| 00:59:37 |
Aw. |
| 00:59:38 |
Cookie Monster says |
| 00:59:42 |
great big cookies |
| 00:59:45 |
at the top of the jar. |
| 00:59:47 |
Ladies and Gentleman, |
| 00:59:50 |
Oh my gosh, |
| 00:59:52 |
He juggles three tennis balls, |
| 00:59:57 |
and wants something else. |
| 01:00:00 |
Clear! |
| 01:00:03 |
Clear! |
| 01:00:05 |
No kissing! |
| 01:00:08 |
That's right, Jamie Palamino, |
| 01:00:10 |
you're my best friend! |
| 01:00:12 |
I love you, Chris Brander. |
| 01:00:14 |
Mwha, mwha, mwha! |
| 01:00:17 |
Oh, your mom's car. |
| 01:00:21 |
Yeah, I'm gonna take it |
| 01:00:28 |
- What? |
| 01:00:30 |
- No, the tape I made you? |
| 01:00:34 |
- "The Summer of Like." |
| 01:00:38 |
¶ Dun-nun-de-dun |
| 01:00:52 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:00:54 |
- Oh! |
| 01:00:56 |
I just peed a little. |
| 01:00:58 |
- Good night, guys. |
| 01:01:06 |
What's up? |
| 01:01:08 |
- Little problem. |
| 01:01:10 |
- The Metal Shop. |
| 01:01:15 |
- That's it, bitch. It's on! |
| 01:01:17 |
I'm gonna kill you! |
| 01:01:21 |
- Not so funny now?! |
| 01:01:23 |
¶ Christmas, Christmas, |
| 01:01:26 |
Kudos on the |
| 01:01:28 |
Thanks, pumpkin. |
| 01:01:30 |
¶ Where sleigh bells ringing |
| 01:01:34 |
¶ As we're dashing |
| 01:01:38 |
¶ Christmas, Christmas ¶ |
| 01:01:42 |
¶ So, Jesus, |
| 01:01:45 |
- What's up, Dude? |
| 01:01:47 |
I'm going over |
| 01:01:49 |
- Did you boink her yet? |
| 01:01:51 |
If she wakes up, |
| 01:01:53 |
- You're gonna meet Bono? I wanna come. |
| 01:01:55 |
it's a lie, but if she wakes up |
| 01:01:58 |
- Fine! |
| 01:02:02 |
- I love you. |
| 01:02:12 |
¶ Christmas, |
| 01:02:15 |
- ¶ The happiest day of the year ¶ |
| 01:02:20 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:02:23 |
¶ Spreading |
| 01:02:28 |
¶ We wish you |
| 01:02:30 |
¶ We wish you a Merry Christmas |
| 01:02:32 |
This is pathetic! |
| 01:02:35 |
¶ Good tidings we bring, |
| 01:02:39 |
¶ Good tidings for Christmas ¶ |
| 01:02:41 |
- ¶ And a Happy New Year ¶ |
| 01:03:06 |
Thank you, guys. |
| 01:03:08 |
Encore! Encore! |
| 01:03:10 |
Okay, all right, |
| 01:03:12 |
- One more time. Okay. |
| 01:03:15 |
Here we go. |
| 01:03:19 |
Christmas is the time |
| 01:03:20 |
And the most precious gift |
| 01:03:23 |
- is your heart. |
| 01:03:26 |
Jamie Palamino, |
| 01:03:28 |
¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ |
| 01:03:32 |
¶ It takes me miles ¶ |
| 01:03:37 |
¶ From where I feel unsure ¶ |
| 01:03:43 |
¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ |
| 01:03:46 |
¶ I realize ¶ |
| 01:03:49 |
¶ She's no ordinary girl ¶ |
| 01:03:57 |
¶ No ordinary girl ¶ |
| 01:04:13 |
- Where's Chris?! |
| 01:04:16 |
Oh yeah? |
| 01:04:21 |
- He's with his lover. |
| 01:04:27 |
¶ 'Tis the season |
| 01:04:35 |
Dude, Jamie's outside. |
| 01:04:37 |
I'm getting my butt |
| 01:04:39 |
that's what |
| 01:04:41 |
You see him play that guitar? |
| 01:04:45 |
Everybody loves him. |
| 01:04:48 |
You can't compete with this... |
| 01:04:52 |
You're Chris Brander! |
| 01:04:55 |
He's Jersey. |
| 01:04:57 |
It's Dinkleman. |
| 01:04:59 |
It's Dusty Dinkleman. |
| 01:05:03 |
- Dinkleman. |
| 01:05:06 |
- Dinkleman. |
| 01:05:08 |
- Dinkleman. |
| 01:05:12 |
Dinkleman... |
| 01:05:14 |
Atta boy. |
| 01:05:16 |
Now you get out there |
| 01:05:18 |
- Let's do this. |
| 01:05:21 |
Good ol' Chris Brander, |
| 01:05:25 |
¶... Iooked down |
| 01:05:28 |
¶ When the snow |
| 01:05:31 |
¶ Deep and crisp |
| 01:05:34 |
¶ Brightly shone |
| 01:05:37 |
¶ Though the frost |
| 01:05:41 |
What the... |
| 01:05:46 |
¶ It's the most wonderful |
| 01:05:51 |
The jig is up! |
| 01:05:53 |
You son of a bitch! |
| 01:05:55 |
Samantha! |
| 01:05:58 |
There she is. |
| 01:06:01 |
you've been |
| 01:06:02 |
- Me? |
| 01:06:05 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:06:07 |
- I'm Samantha James, bitch! |
| 01:06:10 |
- You're a whore! Santa's little whore! |
| 01:06:13 |
- Santa's little whore! |
| 01:06:17 |
- Get out! |
| 01:06:19 |
I'm gonna get you fired! |
| 01:06:20 |
Hope you enjoy |
| 01:06:23 |
Get off me, God boy! |
| 01:06:25 |
But Samantha, What about the words |
| 01:06:28 |
Forgive this, asshole. |
| 01:06:31 |
Oh... |
| 01:06:33 |
I hate this town! |
| 01:06:36 |
Call me. |
| 01:06:48 |
- Chris? |
| 01:06:50 |
- Little problem. |
| 01:06:54 |
Duck! |
| 01:06:59 |
- Ho-ho-ho! Ho-ho! |
| 01:07:18 |
Whoa! |
| 01:07:25 |
You don't see |
| 01:07:31 |
Hey Chris, it's Samantha. |
| 01:07:34 |
and I owe you |
| 01:07:36 |
It's Samantha... |
| 01:07:38 |
It's Samantha! |
| 01:07:40 |
Hello, Joyce? |
| 01:07:43 |
Joyce? |
| 01:07:52 |
Go away. |
| 01:07:54 |
Go away! |
| 01:07:57 |
Mom, I said |
| 01:08:02 |
Well that was |
| 01:08:04 |
I'm sorry. I'll pay |
| 01:08:07 |
I'm not here |
| 01:08:09 |
What are you doing here? |
| 01:08:10 |
I want to talk to the guy |
| 01:08:20 |
- Want some more? |
| 01:08:23 |
Oh, excuse me if I'm not |
| 01:08:25 |
"I'm Chris Brander. I hang out |
| 01:08:28 |
- I go to Jay Z's birthday party..." |
| 01:08:31 |
- Thank you very much. I get it. I was lame. |
| 01:08:33 |
Actually, I was nervous, |
| 01:08:37 |
does this hat |
| 01:08:44 |
So... |
| 01:08:47 |
is your life everything |
| 01:08:50 |
I always thought that |
| 01:08:53 |
and famous clients |
| 01:08:55 |
that I'd be happy. |
| 01:08:57 |
And the truth is... |
| 01:08:59 |
I was right. |
| 01:09:01 |
I love it. |
| 01:09:04 |
You're so bad! |
| 01:09:07 |
What about you? |
| 01:09:09 |
Let's put you in |
| 01:09:10 |
Where do you see |
| 01:09:13 |
Um, well, I see |
| 01:09:17 |
And I see myself |
| 01:09:20 |
and raising a family. |
| 01:09:25 |
What? |
| 01:09:29 |
It's gettin' late. |
| 01:09:32 |
Why don't I |
| 01:09:34 |
Or... |
| 01:09:36 |
I could sleep over |
| 01:09:56 |
God. |
| 01:10:03 |
Hi. |
| 01:10:14 |
- Here we are. |
| 01:10:16 |
Yeah. |
| 01:10:30 |
This is it. |
| 01:10:31 |
You're finally gonna have sex |
| 01:10:34 |
Oh God, look at that face. |
| 01:10:39 |
Why are you smiling |
| 01:10:42 |
Go on, make a move. |
| 01:10:45 |
Make a move! |
| 01:10:49 |
What's on your mind? |
| 01:10:51 |
Bush. |
| 01:10:54 |
President Bush, |
| 01:11:05 |
Dude, you're killing me! |
| 01:11:07 |
This is the girl of your |
| 01:11:11 |
But what if she doesn't |
| 01:11:13 |
What if she wants to stay friends? Friends |
| 01:11:15 |
Friends watch |
| 01:11:18 |
I wonder who's |
| 01:11:20 |
Chris, can you put your feet on mine? |
| 01:11:23 |
Yeah. |
| 01:11:25 |
Hell yeah. |
| 01:11:27 |
This is it. |
| 01:11:29 |
Don't even think about |
| 01:11:35 |
- Chris. |
| 01:11:39 |
What're you doing? |
| 01:11:42 |
- Is everything all right? |
| 01:11:44 |
Yeah. You okay? You need |
| 01:11:47 |
No, I'm fine. |
| 01:11:49 |
You're not gonna make |
| 01:11:52 |
- Good night, Jamie. |
| 01:11:55 |
You don't deserve a penis. |
| 01:12:00 |
God, and we had |
| 01:12:02 |
and we were laughing |
| 01:12:04 |
and we were showing each other |
| 01:12:06 |
- Did he try anything? |
| 01:12:08 |
- Did you try anything? |
| 01:12:12 |
I mean, I wore |
| 01:12:14 |
and I did the whole cold-feet move |
| 01:12:18 |
What the hell is wrong with you? |
| 01:12:20 |
- Oh, I know. I had her. |
| 01:12:22 |
on the same menstrual |
| 01:12:24 |
I don't know, |
| 01:12:28 |
Maybe I just don't compare |
| 01:12:31 |
Look, the timing just |
| 01:12:33 |
I'm... I'm laying there. |
| 01:12:37 |
and then suddenly |
| 01:12:40 |
Where's this going? |
| 01:12:42 |
What happens after |
| 01:12:44 |
Does she move to L.A.? |
| 01:12:46 |
Jesus, Dude. I thought you just |
| 01:12:49 |
Maybe he just wants |
| 01:12:52 |
Maybe he's gay. |
| 01:12:55 |
I can't just sleep with Jamie Palamino. |
| 01:12:57 |
- We're... we're... we're... we're... |
| 01:13:01 |
God damn it! |
| 01:13:03 |
I'm right back in high school again, |
| 01:13:06 |
I gotta follow my own advice. |
| 01:13:09 |
No, put me on the 3:00. |
| 01:13:11 |
The sooner I get out |
| 01:13:13 |
- You sure about this? |
| 01:13:16 |
¶ When Janice |
| 01:13:18 |
- Janice? |
| 01:13:21 |
¶ She's no ordinary ¶ |
| 01:13:24 |
¶ Girl. ¶ |
| 01:13:35 |
Hey listen. |
| 01:13:37 |
with my friends |
| 01:13:39 |
- I'll talk to you tonight. |
| 01:13:44 |
- What's up, homies? |
| 01:13:47 |
- What's with the nurse? |
| 01:13:49 |
Another bee |
| 01:13:51 |
- just another bee. |
| 01:13:54 |
What about her? I mean, hey, |
| 01:13:56 |
it's great, right? Two biggest |
| 01:13:59 |
now finally have a shot with the hottest |
| 01:14:01 |
- You can't write that stuff, my friend. |
| 01:14:04 |
Oh, come on, man. |
| 01:14:07 |
I know what you're up to |
| 01:14:09 |
I mean it is gonna be |
| 01:14:11 |
for keeping us in the friend zone |
| 01:14:13 |
Oh, yeah, you wish you were |
| 01:14:16 |
I was in the friend zone. |
| 01:14:18 |
- Dusty, popcorn's ready. |
| 01:14:21 |
- Listen, I gotta run. |
| 01:14:23 |
You guys have a nice time. |
| 01:14:25 |
Have fun with Jamie. I know I will. |
| 01:14:28 |
- Dinkleman. |
| 01:14:32 |
So we're looking at |
| 01:14:35 |
And Darla's got this one picked |
| 01:14:37 |
And you know, don't get me wrong, |
| 01:14:40 |
I mean he deserves |
| 01:14:42 |
but Tiny Tots is just too... |
| 01:14:49 |
What the hell |
| 01:14:51 |
This is a |
| 01:14:54 |
I'm sorry, okay?! |
| 01:14:56 |
But I can't let Dinkleman |
| 01:14:59 |
I refuse to sit back and let Jamie |
| 01:15:02 |
You could've asked! |
| 01:15:06 |
- I'm sorry! |
| 01:15:11 |
- ¶ Christmas, Christmas... ¶ |
| 01:15:15 |
You know, one good snowfall |
| 01:15:18 |
¶ Where sleigh bells ringing |
| 01:15:22 |
¶ Spreading |
| 01:15:25 |
Hi, Mr. Palamino. |
| 01:15:27 |
Come to destroy |
| 01:15:30 |
Look, I'm really sorry |
| 01:15:33 |
- Ho-ho-ho. |
| 01:15:36 |
Look, I know you hate me, but I need |
| 01:15:39 |
- She's gone off with Mr. Lee. |
| 01:15:42 |
- No. Dusty, you jackass. |
| 01:15:54 |
- ¶ I've been workin' on the railroad... ¶ |
| 01:15:59 |
¶ All the livelong day ¶ |
| 01:16:02 |
¶ I've been workin' |
| 01:16:06 |
¶ Just to pass |
| 01:16:09 |
¶ Can't you hear |
| 01:16:13 |
¶ Rise so early |
| 01:16:16 |
- Dinkleman! |
| 01:16:20 |
- Chris, what're you doing here? |
| 01:16:26 |
Dusty! |
| 01:16:28 |
Yes! |
| 01:16:32 |
- I really need to speak with you! |
| 01:16:34 |
- is for your favorite teacher and mine. |
| 01:16:36 |
She put this wonderful concert |
| 01:16:39 |
Give a big round of applause |
| 01:16:44 |
¶ When Jamie smiles ¶ |
| 01:16:47 |
¶ It takes me miles ¶ |
| 01:16:51 |
¶ From where I've... ¶ |
| 01:16:53 |
God, I still can't believe |
| 01:16:55 |
Oh I can. He's been working on that song |
| 01:16:58 |
It's like the stalker's |
| 01:17:00 |
Not to mention I already heard |
| 01:17:03 |
only it was Janice's eyes |
| 01:17:05 |
- Janice? Who's Janice? |
| 01:17:08 |
that works at the medical center. A girl |
| 01:17:11 |
Dusty's a Jersey player, |
| 01:17:14 |
He's out |
| 01:17:15 |
for putting him in the friend zone |
| 01:17:17 |
What are you |
| 01:17:19 |
The guy's looking |
| 01:17:21 |
Amazing! That's exactly |
| 01:17:24 |
- Don't you see what's happening here? |
| 01:17:26 |
The guy's just |
| 01:17:29 |
Oh, it's about you! |
| 01:17:31 |
- W-what am I, a game? |
| 01:17:33 |
Would you guys like |
| 01:17:35 |
- to celebrate the birth of our Lord? |
| 01:17:42 |
My God, don't! |
| 01:17:46 |
- Dinkleman! |
| 01:17:48 |
This is a Christmas |
| 01:17:50 |
- You liar! |
| 01:17:53 |
- No, he's not! |
| 01:17:56 |
Dusty! Dusty! |
| 01:17:58 |
Dusty! Dusty! Dusty...! |
| 01:18:02 |
I'm being framed! |
| 01:18:06 |
- Dusty! |
| 01:18:09 |
Man, when you come back to town, |
| 01:18:13 |
Look, don't sweat it. |
| 01:18:16 |
W-w-we'll go |
| 01:18:18 |
You can apologize |
| 01:18:20 |
and everything will be just... |
| 01:18:23 |
Okay, yep, good. |
| 01:18:25 |
See you in another 10 years. |
| 01:18:30 |
How'd it go with Jamie last night? |
| 01:18:33 |
That would be a no. |
| 01:18:35 |
Raise you hand |
| 01:18:39 |
All right. |
| 01:18:45 |
You believe that? |
| 01:18:50 |
Stupid town. |
| 01:18:52 |
Dude, bus sucks! |
| 01:18:56 |
Yes! |
| 01:19:00 |
So long, Sucktown! |
| 01:19:06 |
Hey, Mr. Bus Driver Man. |
| 01:19:08 |
Hey... |
| 01:19:10 |
pull my finger. |
| 01:19:36 |
- Aw! |
| 01:19:40 |
- Great. |
| 01:19:43 |
- Whoa, miss, miss. W-w-whoa. |
| 01:19:46 |
- what, Chris? What do you want? |
| 01:19:48 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:19:50 |
- You're an asshole. |
| 01:19:53 |
I'm gonna get you a cab |
| 01:19:55 |
- She's so sensitive! |
| 01:19:58 |
- You're the Devil. |
| 01:20:01 |
You'll be right as rain |
| 01:20:03 |
Chris, you're drunk! |
| 01:20:06 |
I'm not drunk. |
| 01:20:11 |
"Simply Dusty" |
| 01:20:13 |
Is there any other kind? |
| 01:20:15 |
Do you know what else |
| 01:20:17 |
Hey! Stop bringing Dusty |
| 01:20:20 |
Dusty and I are fine. |
| 01:20:22 |
- Dusty and I are friends. |
| 01:20:24 |
- Not for too long, I hope. |
| 01:20:27 |
Wait, what? |
| 01:20:29 |
Slow down. |
| 01:20:31 |
Jamie, listen, I've been |
| 01:20:33 |
L... about our |
| 01:20:35 |
Maybe we could take |
| 01:20:37 |
Dusty, can I be honest with you? |
| 01:20:39 |
- I think you're a really nice guy. |
| 01:20:42 |
I think you're funny |
| 01:20:44 |
and I just don't have |
| 01:20:47 |
- You're kidding. |
| 01:20:54 |
Okay, 'cause... cause I wrote you |
| 01:20:57 |
you know, and I worked |
| 01:20:59 |
and what kind of girl would you be if you |
| 01:21:01 |
you that song, you know what mean? |
| 01:21:05 |
F-this. I'm mobile. |
| 01:21:14 |
I'm gonna miss him! |
| 01:21:18 |
What? |
| 01:21:23 |
Get off me, Chris! |
| 01:21:25 |
Why do you keep |
| 01:21:26 |
I messed with your head |
| 01:21:28 |
You've been torturing me |
| 01:21:31 |
So that's what |
| 01:21:33 |
Because I wouldn't screw you |
| 01:21:36 |
Oh, after years of you |
| 01:21:40 |
trust me, |
| 01:21:42 |
Oh, so now |
| 01:21:44 |
I practically |
| 01:21:46 |
the other night |
| 01:21:47 |
And now you know |
| 01:21:51 |
I'm outta here. |
| 01:21:53 |
Yeah, there you go. |
| 01:21:55 |
Oh, no no no. |
| 01:21:57 |
I'm running back |
| 01:21:59 |
- Great. Well, have fun. |
| 01:22:01 |
being the girl |
| 01:22:05 |
You slap like a cheerleader. |
| 01:22:07 |
Bye, Chris. |
| 01:22:11 |
And stay out! |
| 01:22:18 |
I've always wanted |
| 01:23:30 |
How did you |
| 01:23:31 |
My bodyguard |
| 01:23:34 |
I was making cookies. |
| 01:23:36 |
Oh, I was trying |
| 01:23:38 |
like that skank you were |
| 01:23:40 |
Please leave me alone. |
| 01:23:43 |
No, sh-sh-sh-sh! |
| 01:23:45 |
Hugs and kisses! |
| 01:23:47 |
It's all good, baby, |
| 01:23:50 |
By making me jealous on purpose |
| 01:23:53 |
you know, |
| 01:23:55 |
You like that. |
| 01:23:58 |
the greatest musical |
| 01:24:00 |
since Jessica Simpson |
| 01:24:02 |
only we get to "mreow" |
| 01:24:04 |
'cause it's illegal. |
| 01:24:07 |
This is the new and improved |
| 01:24:17 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:24:20 |
¶ Is more than |
| 01:24:24 |
Are you sorry? |
| 01:24:28 |
¶ Forgiveness. ¶ |
| 01:24:32 |
- No. |
| 01:24:34 |
- No more. |
| 01:24:37 |
- It's just like the song... |
| 01:24:39 |
This isn't about you. |
| 01:24:43 |
It's cool, you can have other girls. |
| 01:24:45 |
Darla! |
| 01:24:47 |
I don't want other girls. |
| 01:24:49 |
I want one girl. |
| 01:24:52 |
- That's not you. |
| 01:25:00 |
Look. |
| 01:25:04 |
Ouch. |
| 01:25:10 |
- Why don't you like me? |
| 01:25:12 |
with a taser in my balls! |
| 01:25:14 |
This is about Santa's |
| 01:25:21 |
Yeah, it's go time. |
| 01:25:23 |
Hey, hey, hey! |
| 01:25:24 |
This isn't how it works, |
| 01:25:26 |
You can't force or-or torture |
| 01:25:30 |
The big speech. |
| 01:25:31 |
No! You just have to put |
| 01:25:33 |
and hope that they |
| 01:25:34 |
This isn't a game! |
| 01:25:36 |
Oh, yeah, well, |
| 01:25:38 |
Okay? I'm sorry. |
| 01:25:40 |
I'm not the most |
| 01:25:43 |
Okay? I'm sorry |
| 01:25:46 |
I'm sorry... |
| 01:25:48 |
I'm sorry I don't |
| 01:25:51 |
I'm sorry I'm not... |
| 01:25:54 |
¶ Missed the last |
| 01:26:02 |
¶ Birds pass by to tell me |
| 01:26:07 |
¶ Well, I'm pushing myself |
| 01:26:11 |
Hey! Hey, |
| 01:26:12 |
¶ I handle a lot |
| 01:26:17 |
¶ It's in your eyes, |
| 01:26:21 |
¶ Open eyes, |
| 01:26:24 |
¶ Open your eyes ¶ |
| 01:26:26 |
¶ Open your eyes. ¶ |
| 01:26:28 |
Hi. |
| 01:26:30 |
Jamie. |
| 01:26:34 |
I said a lot of really crappy |
| 01:26:36 |
and I'm sorry about that. |
| 01:26:39 |
I haven't been a very good friend |
| 01:26:42 |
I just... the truth is |
| 01:26:46 |
'cause I'm always |
| 01:26:49 |
But then I got |
| 01:26:51 |
I'd rather have you in my life |
| 01:26:57 |
You know what? |
| 01:27:03 |
Why are you back here? |
| 01:27:07 |
Because I want |
| 01:27:11 |
And I don't care if it's |
| 01:27:14 |
or whenever, as long |
| 01:27:17 |
And I want to tell you how beautiful |
| 01:27:22 |
And I want to have |
| 01:27:24 |
and I want to marry you |
| 01:27:28 |
Jamie, I always have. |
| 01:27:36 |
Sorry. Just,... |
| 01:27:39 |
20 years all at once! |
| 01:28:03 |
Unbelievable! |
| 01:28:04 |
Suckster's making out |
| 01:28:06 |
What is she thinking? |
| 01:28:08 |
- Hey, Sarah, do you want my last cookie? |
| 01:28:12 |
Joey, do you want |
| 01:28:14 |
Don't mind if I do. |
| 01:28:15 |
- You're such a good friend, Brett. |
| 01:28:20 |
Shit! |
| 01:28:21 |
¶ I swear ¶ |
| 01:28:24 |
¶ By the moon |
| 01:28:27 |
¶ In the skies ¶ |
| 01:28:30 |
¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:28:33 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:28:35 |
¶ Like the shadow ¶ |
| 01:28:38 |
¶ That's by your side ¶ |
| 01:28:42 |
¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:28:45 |
¶ For better or worse ¶ |
| 01:28:48 |
¶ Till death |
| 01:28:51 |
¶ I'll love you with every |
| 01:28:56 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:29:10 |
¶ I'll give you |
| 01:29:14 |
¶ I can ¶ |
| 01:29:16 |
¶ I'll build your dreams ¶ |
| 01:29:18 |
¶ With these two hands ¶ |
| 01:29:21 |
¶ We'll hang |
| 01:29:24 |
¶ On the walls ¶ |
| 01:29:28 |
- ¶ And when ¶ |
| 01:29:31 |
¶ Just the two |
| 01:29:36 |
¶ You won't |
| 01:29:38 |
¶ If I still care ¶ |
| 01:29:42 |
¶ 'Cause as the time |
| 01:29:45 |
¶ My love won't age |
| 01:29:51 |
- ¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:29:54 |
¶ By the moon |
| 01:29:57 |
¶ In the skies ¶ |
| 01:29:59 |
- ¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:30:02 |
- ¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:30:05 |
¶ Like the shadow |
| 01:30:11 |
- ¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:30:15 |
¶ For better |
| 01:30:17 |
¶ Till death |
| 01:30:20 |
¶ I'll love you with |
| 01:30:26 |
- ¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:30:40 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:30:42 |
¶ By the moon |
| 01:30:46 |
¶ In the skies ¶ |
| 01:30:48 |
- ¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:30:51 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:30:54 |
¶ Like the shadow ¶ |
| 01:30:56 |
- ¶ That's by your side ¶ |
| 01:31:00 |
- ¶ I'll be there ¶ |
| 01:31:03 |
- ¶ For better or worse ¶ |
| 01:31:07 |
- ¶ Till death do us part ¶ |
| 01:31:10 |
¶ I'll love you with |
| 01:31:15 |
¶ And I swear ¶ |
| 01:31:18 |
¶ I swear ¶ |
| 01:31:21 |
¶ Oh, whoa, I... ¶ |
| 01:31:26 |
¶ Swear. ¶ |
| 01:31:29 |
Mike! |
| 01:31:40 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:31:44 |
¶ Is more than |
| 01:31:48 |
¶ Sorry sorry sorry ¶ |
| 01:31:52 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:31:56 |
¶ Means accepting |
| 01:32:00 |
¶ Flaws flaws flaws ¶ |
| 01:32:05 |
¶ To forgive is divine ¶ |
| 01:32:07 |
¶ So let's have |
| 01:32:11 |
¶ And have makeup sex ¶ |
| 01:32:14 |
¶ Until the end of ¶ |
| 01:32:16 |
¶ Time ¶ |
| 01:32:22 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:32:26 |
¶ Does not mean |
| 01:32:34 |
¶ Let's forgive |
| 01:32:37 |
¶ And solve this |
| 01:32:40 |
¶ Just like |
| 01:32:43 |
¶ Who says, "Mreow! |
| 01:32:47 |
¶ Time time time time time, |
| 01:33:19 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:33:20 |
You'll always be |
| 01:33:25 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:33:27 |
God damn it! |
| 01:33:31 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:33:33 |
Not happy! |
| 01:33:37 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
| 01:33:39 |
Hello, Joyce? Joyce? |
| 01:33:44 |
Oh my God! |
| 01:33:49 |
Then said Jesus, |
| 01:33:52 |
for they know |
| 01:33:56 |
If you haven't forgiven yourself |
| 01:33:59 |
I won't apologize. |
| 01:34:01 |
I don't forgive you. |
| 01:34:03 |
You can forgive, |
| 01:34:07 |
Where are you? |
| 01:34:14 |
¶ Forgiveness ¶ |
