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00:01:20 Hudsucker State Penitentiary
00:01:30 No, no...
00:01:44 Just fried Gurwitz
00:01:48 You're next, Ajax
00:01:50 But I'm innocent, innocent I tell ya
00:01:54 Don't give them the satisfaction
00:01:57 Ajax!
00:02:00 Well, good luck kid,
00:02:03 Come on, I got a seat for ya!
00:02:12 Say, you look like
00:02:15 so let me explain what's going on here
00:02:18 I'm not supposed to be here!
00:02:21 It's all a big mistake
00:02:23 It's not hard killing and
00:02:24 these things do happen and
00:02:26 naturally I can explain everything
00:02:28 see I only worked for
00:02:31 I was an employee in the security shop
00:02:34 and Mr Odegard wasn't
00:02:39 Don't sit up Vic!
00:02:41 I guess he was planning to
00:02:44 from under Mr Trend's nose
00:02:54 Oh, tell me Odegard
00:02:59 Did it die, did it...
00:03:06 Frankly, Renaldo, what you do
00:03:10 after you bought it
00:03:16 Let's keep this little transaction
00:03:20 I wouldn't want my partner
00:03:52 Somehow, Mr Trend
00:04:14 Mr Trend wasn't such a bad guy
00:04:16 but he and his wife have spent...
00:04:18 their whole life into that business
00:04:21 Mr Trend would have done anything
00:04:58 Hello, exterminators, Trend?
00:05:03 Are you there?
00:05:06 Give me the word,
00:05:09 We Kill All Sizes
00:05:10 Tonight, you'll be working late, alone...
00:05:17 and make it quick
00:05:18 I don't want him to suffer
00:05:20 Do you hear that?
00:05:32 Helene, I'll never let that rat destroy
00:05:39 you can count on it
00:05:58 So, sssooo you see...
00:06:00 I had no idea Mr Trend
00:06:02 nobody did,
00:06:07 :...I had nothing to do with it
00:06:34 :f you could only find Nancy,
00:06:38 if you could only find her
00:06:41 She'll tell you the whole time
00:06:44 installing the video security system
00:06:46 in Mr Trend's apartment building
00:07:14 Mr Trend!
00:07:28 Honey, I'm home
00:07:39 Who is it?
00:07:40 It's me Mr Trend!
00:07:47 Oh, hi!
00:07:59 It's only a stamp thing,
00:08:10 Well, one more camera
00:08:12 Mr. Trend and it's...
00:08:13 back to the shop
00:08:14 Fine, back to the...
00:08:20 You know Vic,
00:08:23 in this amusing fashion
00:08:24 For a long time now
00:08:27 you know you're always been
00:08:29 to Helene and :
00:08:31 Honey, I'm home
00:08:34 You find this work appealing
00:08:36 And how, Mr Trend!
00:08:39 But have you ever thought
00:08:45 You know,
00:08:53 A door Mr Trend?
00:08:55 What's behind the door Vic?
00:08:59 Oh,... Oh...Jeez,...
00:09:06 Mr. Trend I'd love to have it
00:09:09 a larger apartment is...
00:09:11 I'm not talking about the anteroom,
00:09:17 I'm talking about
00:09:20 Lord knows I'll do anything for Helene
00:09:24 Don't go back to the shop
00:09:28 Take the rest of the day off,
00:09:32 that you'd do anything for her,
00:09:37 Oh, Thanks Mr. Trend
00:09:40 Just make sure that...
00:09:43 Okay-okay Mr. Trend
00:09:53 How are you Colonel?
00:09:54 Adequate
00:09:56 One might be loving hell of a storm
00:10:00 You know how I can tell?
00:10:02 No, how?
00:10:03 Steel plate in my head
00:10:06 Yes sir, career was no picnic
00:10:14 Word of advice son,
00:10:18 don't fuck with the silly that lives out
00:10:21 Shields with nobody but present arms
00:10:25 Yes Sir, there is one a woman
00:10:29 all by herself...
00:10:35 Taking care of herself,
00:10:42 taking care of each other,
00:10:52 Let's see:
00:10:52 How to Talk to Girls
00:10:54 chapter one:
00:10:57 Of course the perfect woman
00:11:08 Ohhooooooooo. Holy bolly!
00:11:13 Oh! my goodness, are you OK?
00:11:21 Come on fuck,
00:11:26 You're a maniac!
00:11:29 :ncredible,
00:11:32 Are you all right?
00:11:35 Oh you've got it in here... Jesus!
00:11:52 One more thing child,
00:12:04 Are you all right?
00:12:06 Yeah, are you all right?
00:12:12 Me?
00:12:20 Excuse me?
00:12:22 What?
00:12:24 Oh, :... :...I thought you...
00:12:28 No
00:12:29 Oh...you didn't?
00:12:46 Well...Thanks again
00:13:09 Oh! Would you...
00:13:11 some lunch some evening?
00:13:13 I'm sorry, No!
00:13:15 Ah, or a cup of coffee?
00:13:18 No, no, really, :...
00:13:20 Ah, Ok!
00:13:23 No, that's not...really... :...
00:13:25 :f you're not hungry
00:13:30 Hey, hey!
00:13:31 ...I've got the rest of my day off and...
00:13:32 Renaldo!
00:13:34 Hi! Hey cupcake
00:13:37 Say, where were you?
00:13:39 I had to walk home from work
00:13:43 Oh! :... Oh :...
00:13:47 and I was detained
00:13:49 Hi, I'm Vic
00:13:51 Glad to know you
00:13:52 Say, what the hell,
00:13:55 what do you say
00:13:56 you and I go out
00:13:59 Well, I don't know...
00:14:01 The date then
00:14:04 Well, Okay!
00:14:13 Socially the man's a genius,
00:14:16 Bye Baby!
00:14:17 Good bye Renaldo, good bye!
00:14:49 Nobody... in the city...
00:14:54 Storm! City in Chaos!
00:15:30 Are you OK?
00:15:31 Jesus, I don't know
00:15:38 Did you see that?
00:16:34 Helene, please come away
00:16:38 :s that Mr Odegard's car down there?
00:16:42 Honey, this roast is absolutely delicious
00:16:51 :s Mr Odergard working late tonight?
00:16:54 No, he went home,
00:17:03 he was very hungry when he went home
00:17:06 Ho, it looks like
00:17:13 Helene, your food's getting cold
00:17:19 He's still there honey
00:17:25 I didn't know he'd still there honey
00:17:27 I didn't know that Mr Odergard
00:17:32 Wait, I think somebody's with him
00:17:37 I'm going down there
00:17:38 Get off that fucking window!
00:18:19 I'm sorry
00:18:22 I'll go down
00:18:24 You can't go out in this...
00:18:31 Don't call anybody
00:18:37 I'll see what's going on
00:18:39 Remember what I said
00:18:41 I didn't expect him in the shop tonight
00:18:44 it's a complete surprise to me,
00:19:04 You'd like that wouldn't you baby?
00:19:25 A thousand guys would give
00:19:28 with a girl like that
00:19:30 Just look at that guy
00:19:34 I'm not that kind of girl!
00:19:36 Well, with a little of practice
00:19:49 Nice tie!
00:19:53 Ooh! $ 76
00:19:55 Ok, here is forty
00:19:57 you took the dinner,
00:20:00 Call me a sport
00:20:01 I'd call you a heel!
00:20:04 So I'm a heel
00:20:05 So whatever? So are you
00:20:10 Maybe I'm just a guy who hates heels
00:20:15 Maybe I'm a heel
00:20:19 Oh yeah?
00:20:28 Oh, ah...
00:20:39 Loser
00:20:45 Oh oh in the eye, noodles
00:21:33 No one! No one!
00:21:36 What the hell am I doing here?
00:21:40 I got a Jesus Christ
00:21:43 how do I get myself into this?
00:22:06 So partner...
00:22:09 Nobody makes a fool out of
00:22:14 now everything's hunky-dory
00:22:26 No witnesses,
00:22:29 I couldn't say where he is
00:22:35 Enemies? Not that I know of, knew of...
00:22:44 Yes
00:22:53 Of course, sure he's all right
00:23:10 Ah, ha, ha...!
00:23:35 Ernest, is everything all right?
00:23:37 Yes fine.... the shop
00:23:39 Are you sure?
00:23:42 ...back door...
00:23:44 Ok, and come on honey,
00:23:48 Ok, I'm coming home dear, good bye
00:24:04 I used to think that the key to
00:24:07 was the insulation and
00:24:10 but...but I don't claim to know
00:24:13 about the grand design
00:24:14 but lately I haven't been able to
00:24:17 shake the feeling that
00:24:21 and I'm not talking
00:24:31 Cherish is the word I'd use to
00:24:36 I didn't hear for you inside
00:24:37 I don't know how many times
00:24:40 I don't know how many times
00:24:44 I don't know how many times...
00:24:45 I wish that I could
00:25:06 I haven't seen you here before
00:25:11 I like that kind of woman
00:25:15 You're cute
00:25:19 Keep talking baby,
00:25:22 I don't know about me
00:25:28 ...I don't know how many times
00:25:31 I don't how many times I wish...
00:25:45 Arthur,... For all we know,
00:26:06 Now it's a two for one sale
00:26:38 So, I guess, what I'm trying to say is
00:26:43 is pretty much in the eye of the beholder
00:26:48 Strange how some dames dick round
00:26:50 where they can have frame rare
00:26:52 Oh you're rare!
00:26:55 No one can be perfect on the alarm
00:26:58 Each person needs someone to
00:27:00 believe them, to see them as being
00:27:05 people shouldn't be afraid to
00:27:09 Nancy, today, when I saw you fall
00:27:14 all I wanted to do is take care of you
00:27:43 I did... didn't you...
00:27:57 Wow!
00:28:08 Ernest Aloysius Trend,
00:28:17 Have a cab?
00:28:21 I don't want to break a hundred
00:28:31 I take the bag sir
00:29:23 Lady, you haven't seen nothing...yet!
00:30:14 God mother's son,
00:31:20 Victor, you're a very nice guy
00:31:24 and I appreciate what you try
00:31:27 but this is one woman
00:31:38 Vic, would you lend me $ 36?
00:31:42 Sure!
00:31:46 :f I had $ 36...
00:31:49 I don't usually walk around with
00:32:00 So where on Earth
00:32:04 Ladies and gentlemen
00:32:06 the winner of tonight's Rialto dance riot
00:34:14 Woman found torn limb from limb
00:34:36 Operator
00:34:37 It's an emergency...
00:34:45 there's a man...ah!
00:34:47 Well you see my husband
00:34:52 ah...ah...before that, I've seen
00:34:57 I've seen the car too late and :...
00:36:35 Where am :?
00:36:37 I like it that way
00:36:41 Help! Help!
00:37:44 Stop it you little punk
00:37:50 I'll kick your ass
00:37:52 Buckwheat I was going to
00:37:56 ...Iook at God sweetheart,
00:37:59 what used to be and what made it
00:38:09 Mr Yarman?
00:38:12 Right down Mrs. Trend there's one way
00:38:17 you wait
00:38:18 Rat, he just got to
00:38:42 You can't seem to catch this rat!
00:38:45 I'll get you
00:38:47 I even made what you could get away
00:38:52 You see?
00:38:53 It's a long road that's got no end
00:38:56 To catch a rat, you got to find him first
00:39:02 Right
00:39:04 A rat like me is hard to find
00:39:23 Oh honey, look at that man!
00:39:25 I'm not getting involved
00:39:54 Hey, what's so funny of this rat to us
00:40:03 Taxi
00:40:35 Some night hah?
00:40:37 Some night?
00:40:45 I always keep run over,
00:40:52 get stood up by a heel
00:40:54 and spend most of the evening
00:40:57 pay for a good time I didn't have
00:40:59 It couldn't possibly have been worst
00:41:03 You met me didn't ya?
00:41:06 Exactly
00:41:10 I think things could have been
00:41:24 Look at the bright side
00:41:28 You and your bright side?
00:41:33 There is no bright side
00:41:36 You're not being rational Nancy
00:41:38 of course there is a bright side
00:41:40 No bright side, no bright side,
00:41:54 Nancy, I'm going to pretend
00:42:02 I can take care of myself
00:42:04 Of course you can, Nancy
00:42:05 but taking care of each other,
00:42:10 Your Gift Will Help A Needy Child
00:42:15 You're ruining my day
00:42:24 What did I do?
00:42:38 Car 9, car 9
00:42:53 ...who are you anyway...
00:43:45 POL:CE
00:43:51 Come on, come on
00:44:05 You elevator
00:44:08 Come on, God...
00:44:21 I'm Captain in this elevator...
00:44:22 and we are stopping at every floor
00:44:35 Nancy, once we get you back
00:44:39 you'll feel like a million bucks,
00:45:16 OK Nancy, my eyes are closed
00:45:18 you can hand me that dress now
00:45:27 Can I open my eyes yet?
00:45:30 Not yet!
00:45:40 Behind you
00:46:06 Open up please, Police
00:46:21 Where did you get the Negro, Butch?
00:46:24 Elevator
00:46:34 What kind of paranoid schizo
00:46:38 and then jelly up his face
00:46:42 My dad!
00:46:45 Son!
00:47:17 I don't know what I ever saw...
00:47:19 in that heel in the first place...
00:47:24 Oh, he's not such a bad guy,
00:47:29 I'm confused too, Vic
00:47:31 No Nancy, I think
00:47:36 I wish I could be as expressive as you
00:47:38 you were so free when you kissed me
00:47:40 in the restaurant and then you slapped
00:47:52 I think you're wonderful...
00:47:58 :... have to get some more Sudzo
00:48:16 I'll be right back
00:48:40 Vic?
00:48:46 I've just been thinking about
00:48:49 and it's very sweet but the truth is...
00:48:54 I haven't been completely honest
00:49:00 Thank you for helping me tonight
00:49:03 No problem
00:49:07 Of all the men I've known,
00:49:11 what you did for me tonight
00:49:13 Gosh!
00:49:15 I just want you to know :
00:49:21 and a very special person
00:49:29 It's not often I get a chance
00:49:44 Nancy?...Where are you?
00:49:52 Fresh...Freshening up
00:50:00 It sounds like a congestion's
00:50:04 Listen, I just saw Mrs. Ellroy in the hall...
00:50:07 and she said that there are a couple of
00:50:10 in their noses and she is concerned
00:50:12 because she hasn't seen Jack
00:50:17 Gracious
00:50:22 Yeah, it sounds like they're
00:50:26 ...a couple of maniacs
00:50:29 I know you can take care of yourself...
00:50:31 but... I just sort of pass it along
00:50:39 well tonight certainly has been
00:50:44 I just have to tell you Nancy,
00:50:50 the most wonderful night of my life
00:50:55 You probably are fragile,
00:50:58 who's met lots of swell guys and...
00:51:02 I know that'll sounds funny...
00:51:03 to a girl like you who's met
00:51:06 Iots of swell guys
00:51:09 and have lots of wonderful evenings
00:51:13 I've never met a girl like you before...
00:51:19 but I've never met a girl like you
00:51:24 What a chunky!
00:51:26 I know I don't deserve you
00:51:31 but I just had to tell you how I felt
00:51:34 before :... walked out of your life...
00:51:38 It's all right, pal
00:51:45 you could tell me to stay
00:51:49 if you don't, I'll understand
00:52:25 I understand
00:52:32 I think he's gone
00:52:34 Iisten I just have to get a chance
00:52:37 I really knock on the core
00:52:39 gosh it's a terrific place she got here
00:52:42 oh gosh do your hair smells terrific
00:52:44 you know I don't get a chance...
00:52:51 to be with a girl like you
00:52:56 I never had a chance
00:53:14 Mrs Trend... you'd better get back to
00:53:17 there are a couple of maniacs
00:53:28 I told you never to call me that
00:53:35 Arthur!
00:53:36 Does he have a problem?
00:53:38 Hey, Arthur? Every man for himself?
00:53:51 Are you there? Here I come
00:54:03 Come back here
00:54:12 Hey, baby, do you want to over
00:54:15 we'll have a scotch on the sofa
00:54:18 You're a heel
00:54:21 So I'm a heel
00:54:22 So what of it
00:54:24 I'm not just a bad guy, so am :?
00:54:41 Get out of the way
00:55:52 Gotcha!
00:56:45 I got him! Oh my God!
00:56:53 A:R FRE:GHT / URUGUAY
00:57:07 Would you cease immediately,
00:57:11 you filthy little man
00:57:15 Who's gonna stop me you old bat
00:57:18 Your little sad dogs?
00:57:20 That's right
00:57:47 Hey where are you going?
00:57:54 Hey you're a real witch, son of a bitch
00:58:52 Hey, what a drivers
00:58:53 Wait a minute, I'm going to get you
00:59:04 Nancy!
00:59:18 What's the trouble son?
00:59:19 Some maniacs are after my girl...
00:59:20 and I wonder if you'd let me take your...
00:59:23 Are you in love son?
00:59:41 Yes sir, I reckon I do
00:59:44 She sticks a little on third
00:59:51 I don't claim to know a whole lot
01:00:00 Those fellows are gonna suck
01:00:18 Arthur, go ahead, go on
01:00:21 No, no,...
01:00:24 Go ahead, take one
01:00:26 No, no I don't need it
01:00:28 Arthur, I tell you it's OK
01:00:31 Go on
01:01:43 Oh, we'll get her
01:02:35 Silly, get out of the way
01:02:50 Asshole!
01:03:04 I'm coming Nancy!
01:03:10 May way for my car!
01:03:24 You're under citizen's arrest
01:03:38 It's justice
01:04:10 Should I stop?
01:04:12 Not just yet
01:04:39 Nancy, I need petrol
01:04:43 What petrol?
01:04:44 What?
01:04:46 Oh, you're there!
01:05:31 Right Mister!
01:06:06 Look at your back!
01:06:23 Medium or well done?
01:06:47 I want my shocker
01:06:49 Mister, you've done some bad things
01:06:51 I'm gonna deal out some swift justice...
01:06:55 this one's for bothering my girl...
01:06:59 this one's for giving me this...
01:07:02 this one's for ruining my date
01:07:05 and here is one for
01:07:09 OK son, I'm out, please don't kill me...
01:07:14 well...:... I'm sorry
01:07:19 Sometimes, sorry is not good enough
01:07:22 Wait, from now on I'll be good
01:07:24 I swear it's the truth
01:07:41 All right,
01:07:46 Put it there buddy
01:08:05 Well it look like
01:08:08 No, don't look now
01:08:16 You really tear me out Vic,
01:08:20 I mean that's the difference
01:08:23 that's why you're down there
01:08:24 and I'm up here you see Vic
01:08:26 you believe in people
01:08:30 that's why I'm gonna stick...
01:08:39 Arthur... Arthur!
01:09:16 Victor!
01:09:17 Nancy, Nancy
01:09:36 I got you Nancy
01:09:53 You still don't want stop to this?
01:09:56 I certainly intend to
01:10:04 This is a nightmare
01:10:14 Here we go!
01:11:00 Hold on kid, we're almost there
01:11:13 You'd better fuck off
01:11:24 You wanna play rough hey
01:11:27 Let's go
01:11:50 Hit the rail, fatso!
01:12:08 Fatso?
01:12:34 Nancy, Nancy, jump! Nancy, jump!
01:12:41 I can't make it
01:12:43 You can make it
01:12:49 I'm too far
01:12:50 Gimme your hand Nancy
01:12:55 Nancy!
01:13:13 Hold on! Are you all right?
01:13:19 No Nancy, please, oh, oh, ok
01:13:25 not the hair, goodness,
01:13:41 oh, are you all right? oh no!
01:14:05 Oh who are those guys anyway?
01:14:08 Oh, Gee.. I don't know
01:14:11 I mean, where do they come from?
01:14:12 oh, I can't believe...
01:14:14 :...:...Well, how did they get you?
01:14:16 Nancy, I came into your room
01:14:18 and I thought you didn't care about me
01:14:21 Oh! Vic, I do care... you save...
01:14:34 And then I hit the water
01:14:36 so you see I'm practically a hero,...
01:14:39 oh thanks, so if it hadn't been for me
01:14:42 there is no telling how many people
01:14:45 Tell it to Saint Peter!
01:14:46 Saint Peter?
01:14:49 But seriously, if you could just find
01:14:51 Nancy she'll prove every thing I told you
01:14:53 Nancy, Nancy, you probably
01:14:57 She is alive, I tell you,
01:15:00 I don't know what happened to her
01:15:01 but maybe if you ran a picture of her
01:15:04 Ah! sure! Yeah,
01:15:06 Yeah!
01:15:07 Yeah!
01:15:07 Next to your opening
01:15:10 Yeah! Take my...
01:15:33 Well, I still have five minutes
01:16:09 Hold it! Hold it!
01:16:13 Am I too late?
01:16:14 No
01:16:16 Oh! God, I didn't want to miss this
01:17:12 Sayonara!
01:17:18 That man is innocent!
01:17:20 Nancy!
01:17:23 Oh come on!
01:17:25 Victor, darling, you have no idea
01:17:27 When you fell off, I thought
01:17:29 you were dead, I wondered for days
01:17:31 What were you wondering about?
01:17:33 And then, those sisters took me in
01:17:35 Hi! I'm Vic
01:17:37 I was about to take my vow of
01:17:40 this horrible mistake in the newspapers
01:17:54 Can you good sisters
01:18:04 They can't speak!
01:18:05 They've taken the vow of eternal silence
01:18:08 Too bad!
01:18:12 Right!
01:18:22 Hero executed...almost!
01:18:26 Nuns break 40 year vow of silence
01:18:41 She likes me!