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D d sn Dead Snow
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DEAD SNOW |
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Hey. Listen to this. |
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It says that a man was skiing in the mountain wilds. |
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It actually says "mountain wilds". |
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In the middle of two moutain tops, he starts |
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- "Avalance!" |
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When he was found two days later he had dug |
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- What? |
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- because if you're taken by an avalanche you get |
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So many starts digging the wrong way. |
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- I would easily find the right way. |
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Have no one been in the military? |
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If you're stuck under the snow after an avalance, |
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Just lie there and slobber on yourself? |
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- Slobber? |
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- Dribble. |
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You owe me a coke. |
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The spit will run downwards, so you |
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- Gravity, as easy as that. |
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I can only remember my duty number... |
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69... |
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- Speaking of 69 Martin... |
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Oh, darn it. |
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- I mean of course Hanna's cousin. |
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- Yeah, is she single? |
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Hanna says she is... |
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Very single. |
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Do you think there's any chance to slam it |
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If you spit first. |
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- Where do you think Sara is now? |
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I don't understand why she botheres taking the |
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So, tell me about the boys that are coming. |
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Ok. Martin, which is the best looking one... |
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- Is mine. |
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- Will he finish the studies? |
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It's not exactly optimal to be a medical |
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- Poor Martin. |
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- Seriously? |
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And then Vegard. He's the one who's with Sara. |
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The worlds biggest movie geek. |
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And Roy, the horniest boy north of the polar circle. |
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- He is single, you can get him. |
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How does it feel to be on the loser team? |
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That overtaking earlier... |
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Ok. Just follow the scooter trail. |
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When you arrive, I will have unpacked most of |
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- Is there cell phone reception there? |
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Where am I then supposed to call and breathe |
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The emergency number. |
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Take care. |
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Mile after mile, after mile! |
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Hold on a second. |
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I have a question. How many movies begins with a group |
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- Friday the 13th. |
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- Evil Dead 1 and 2. |
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- as a remake with higher budget. |
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- New rule. No movie talk for an hour. |
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It's for your own good Erlend. If you want to dip |
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And then you have April Fool's Day from... 1984 I think. |
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Now that's a classic. |
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- Don't you agree? |
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Let's go. |
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Damn, I'm so warm now. |
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It's beautiful here. |
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- So, what should we do? |
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- We unpack and get acquainted. |
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Left foot on green. |
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You already have it on green. |
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Why do we even play this game? |
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Because Hollywood told us that is |
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Right foot on red. |
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It has to be the most boring game... |
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- No joking? |
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- One more time? |
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- What are you doing? |
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- You're sitting on my hands. |
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- Now close your eyes. |
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- Close your eyes. |
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Don't... Martin, Stop. |
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Just relax. |
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- Martin! |
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- I was only kidding. |
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I can't breathe. |
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- Sorry. Look now. |
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- How does that work? |
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- What? |
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Beer, beer, beer. |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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- There's someone there. |
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- I saw someone. |
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- Not Sara... |
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I can damn well see the difference between a |
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I don't see anything. |
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There's nothing here. Vegard was right, it |
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Typical women. They get frightened |
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Is it possible to get a cup of coffee here? |
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Who made the coffee? |
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Ecological... |
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- Didn't it taste good? |
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- What are you nice kids doing at a place like this? |
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- Is it your cabin? |
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- Ok. And who's the lucky one? |
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- she's skiing across Istind. |
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She's a bit more athletic than the rest of us. |
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Is the terrain dangerous? |
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The terrain is the least of your problems |
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I assume that you little spoiled shitheads didn't |
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- before you came waltzing in on that |
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Things have happened here. |
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During World War II, Øksfjord was an important |
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Almost like a middle station for |
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It was an important link to stop |
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"Einsatz" |
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That was the name of the forces that |
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In contrast to most places where... |
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The Germans got along with the civilians, that was |
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Colonel Herzog. |
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So it went to hell with the civilians. |
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The people were tortured, beaten and maltreated |
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Trust me when I tell you. |
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These were evil hellish bastards. |
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It was towards the end of the war when |
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The Germans started to realize they were |
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The Germans went into every house and stole all |
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Those who protested got a bullet between |
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But it was after that they got one |
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The citizens and secretly teamed up. |
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And decided that enough is enough. |
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All the anger and rage the 3,000 citizens had built up |
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- needed to be unleashed. |
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So they had started gathering all the |
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That was basically scythes, axes, knives, shovels... |
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Everything that could break a skull. |
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So they ambushed the bastards in the |
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The soldiers didn't have a chance, and they knew it. |
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So, the devil himself... |
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Colonel Herzog and several of his men |
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They ran up in the mountains. |
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And took with them lots of the stolen goods, |
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Several civilians followed them, but they lost the |
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In these exact mountains... |
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Where they most likely froze to death. |
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Because of that people step lightly up here. |
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There's an evil presence here. |
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An evil you wouldn't want to wake. |
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Yeah. We have to be careful so we don't |
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I should get moving. |
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- Remember what I told you. |
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So I think we'll do fine. Unfortunately we haven't learnt |
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But what if you are holding your own intestines |
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Or if you get your arms and legs torn off. |
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Have you learned that yet? |
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Thanks for the coffee. |
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Sara? |
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Sara? Sara? |
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Sara? |
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Sara? |
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Hello? |
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Is there anybody there? |
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Hello? |
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I have a weapon. |
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Are you sure we shouldn't wait til tomorrow? |
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- It's no problem. |
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- She'll probably be here soon. |
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Just listen. If I'm not back tomorrow, follow the scooter |
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- Ok. |
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I'll find her. |
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- See you later. |
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Ok boys. We want a clean race. You'll |
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- Please, just one dirty trick. |
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Are the drivers ready? |
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On your marks, get set, go! |
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Erlend! |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Hello? |
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Hi. |
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Ah, fuck. |
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Calling doctor Hovden. |
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I see you're not exactly rid of that little problem of yours. |
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- God damn, you're so childish. |
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- six years of medical studies, when |
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You can be a baker, perhaps. |
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- Does anyone want a beer? |
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- Yeah... |
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Cunt bag. |
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Check this out. |
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It says 1942. |
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- 1942? |
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Let's wait til Sara and Vegard returns. |
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- Nah. |
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Em, mkay. |
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SARA! |
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Sara! |
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We are two small pretty ladies. |
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Hey, hey. Let's not get crazy here. |
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- We don't know who it belongs to. |
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We just take what we want, cash in, and pay |
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It hasn't been there for 50 years without |
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50 years? It's 100, I promise you that. |
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- People have seen it, and it's just flemflams. |
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Flemsflams? Flemsflams..? Flemsflams! |
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- No, I'm going to take a shit. |
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Good luck. Name him after me. |
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Oh, god damn. |
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Ok. A joke... |
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This one is good. It contains both poo, pee and sperm. |
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Once upon a time there was a poo... |
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There are no good jokes that doesn't contain poo, pee or sperm. |
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Kris? |
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No, don't... |
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- And you think that is a joke? |
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Erlend! |
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- You took some time. |
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Yes. |
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Fuck. |
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Erlend? |
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Erlend? |
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Er... Erlend, is that you? |
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Oh shit. |
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Erlend, stop that shit. |
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Erlend? |
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Help. He-elp! |
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Help. Help! |
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Quiet. |
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- What the hell? It's in the middle of the song. |
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I thought I heard something. |
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Kris? |
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Kris! |
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Kris! |
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She's not answering. I've yelled several times, |
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- She's probably fucking with you. |
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Hanna. She's wasted, she probably fell asleep |
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I can go look for her, ok? |
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Clever, we'll shoot her. |
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Take it with you. |
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It's that maniac from earlier. |
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We'll go look for her, ok? |
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Someone checks the outhouse, and someone checks |
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Shotgun! |
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Martin, can't I try it? Let me hold it. |
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- No. |
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- Not now. |
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No... |
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- Is it heavy? |
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- Let me check it out. |
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Can you see anything? |
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- I have a shotgun here. I have a shotgun! |
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Martin? |
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Check this. |
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What a nice trip... Fantastic... |
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Kris? Are you taking a shit? |
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Have you dozed off? |
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- She wasn't theeeere. |
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She wasn't there. |
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What does that mean? |
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She wasn't at the outhouse, and not anywhere |
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We found this though. |
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- Let's see. Maybe she's inside it. |
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- It's Sara's. |
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- Where did you find it? |
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- I get a bad feeling from this. |
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- Ok, we get dressed and go look for her. |
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Where did we just come from Martin? |
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Oh, thank God. |
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I can't see anything. |
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Pull! |
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Pull! |
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F-fuck! Move the sofa in front of the door. |
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And stay away from the windows. |
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Get it out! |
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Come on and twist. |
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Leave the cushins! |
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Hanna! |
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Ok, stay calm. They can't get in here. |
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The table! |
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Martin! Martin! |
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Einsatz... |
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Zomb... Zombies... |
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Don't get bitten, ok? Don't get bitten! |
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Stop that rubbish, what the hell are we going to do? |
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We have to get to the car. |
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Help me! |
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I said we should go to Sunny Beach! |
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Martin... |
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Martin. Don't bite. |
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Now it's suddenly totally quiet. |
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Stay here and become lunch for the rest of... |
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- We have to do something. |
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We can't just sit here. |
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We must try to find the car. We find |
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Only Vegard knows the way, and the tracks |
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I know... |
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We have to do something. We can't just |
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Wait for it to fix itself. We have to do something. |
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What if we split up. Two looks for the car, while |
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Those who eventually leaves will most |
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If two goes outside and makes sounds, |
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At the same time the two others run into the woods. |
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Then we'll just run towards the fjord. There are |
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Who will get to be those lucky bastards acting |
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- Do something you too. |
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Where are you, you cowardly bastards?! |
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Are you afraid to come out in daylight?! |
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Fuck, was that too much? |
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Do you think they'll get pissed? |
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Come. |
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Fuck... |
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Sara... |
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Come on! |
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Craven bastard. |
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Ok... |
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Do you recognize and of this? |
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No chance. |
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Everything looks the same... |
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If both go downhill. |
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- We have to split up. |
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One of us have to get down to the damn car |
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- We go to that car together. |
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We don't stand a chance on out own, |
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- One of us have to get to the car... |
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Liv, listen to me! |
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You saw what happened to Erlend. |
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We don't have a chance on our own. |
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We have to go together... |
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Ok... |
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- We run together. |
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- Are you sure that thing will work? |
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Throw! |
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Hi. My name is Martin Hovden, and we're staying |
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Just up in the mountains. We're under attack |
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German soldiers from WWII. |
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And now we managed to light the |
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Hello! |
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- That fucking cunt hung up on me! |
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- insanely absurd! |
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Say that we are under attack by terrorists! Say that |
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Brilliant. |
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Fucking cunt, it's out of battery! |
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Come! |
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- We have to get over to that shack! |
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We don't have time for that now. |
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- I can't see anyone. |
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You know what we have to do, right? |
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- Right? |
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A little more. |
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Duck! |
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- Where have you been? |
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I've kept myself busy. |
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Where are the others? |
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Hanna and Liv are looking for the |
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The others... |
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They...? |
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Behind you! |
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Martin. |
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Martin! |
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Martin! |
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No, no, no! No, no, no! |
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- What is it? |
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Don't get bitten. No matter what you do; |
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Then you turn into... |
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Isn't your grandfather half jewish? You don't |
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You'll get infected if you... You'll be like them. |
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You saw what they did to Vegard. It didn't |
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Do you think I'm willing to gamble on that? |
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- What are you doing? |
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What the fuck are you doing? |
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No, no, no, no, no! |
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Let's sledge that fucker and get out of here. |
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Run, for fuck's sale. |
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Oh, fuck... |
