Dan In Real Life

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00:01:13 OK.
00:01:56 - ls this yours?
00:01:59 Didn't think so.
00:02:15 Hey,l was gonna do that for you later.
00:02:18 Now you won't have to.
00:02:21 - OK.OK,are you hungry?
00:02:24 Cereal?
00:02:25 - OK.
00:02:27 - So the plan...
00:02:30 Cara,Dad's about to reveal ''the plan.''
00:02:32 l'll pack up the car,pick
00:02:35 and then we'll drive straight...through.
00:02:40 Sounds good.
00:02:42 - Does not.
00:02:44 Well,isn't the whole
00:02:46 You're forcing us to miss school
00:02:50 Right? l mean,what about my studies?
00:02:53 OK,why are you smiling?
00:02:55 l just never thought l'd hear
00:02:58 lt makes me,like,smile.
00:03:03 l don't wanna go.
00:03:04 We do this every year.
00:03:05 Only time we can get
00:03:07 - Gotta help Grandma and Grandpa*******
00:03:10 You're destroying my education.
00:03:12 ******Change.
00:03:16 Yes?
00:03:17 Very good column,sir. That
00:03:20 And may l also say that yesterday's
00:03:23 Who are you?
00:03:24 l'm Marty Barasco. l would like to
00:03:29 lt helped me understand my parents.
00:03:31 OK.
00:03:33 Well,Marty,what else can l do for you?
00:03:35 l'd like to see your
00:03:39 Jane. Jane!
00:03:41 Actually,l'm here for Cara.
00:03:45 Nice to meet you,Marty.
00:03:51 l don't wanna brag,but Mr. Shaff says
00:03:54 He says l'm highway ready.
00:03:56 Mr. Shaff and l may not
00:03:58 So will you let me?
00:03:59 We'll see. 3pm sharp.
00:04:01 - Do not be...
00:04:04 - late.
00:04:06 FYl,that boy you were really
00:04:10 my lab partner from class. We're
00:04:14 Bus.
00:04:17 - Wait!Wait,wait,wait!
00:04:18 Hurry up!
00:05:04 Yeah?
00:05:06 Yeah,Jordy,l e-mailed
00:05:09 What?
00:05:12 No way. You're kidding.
00:05:23 That's funny.
00:05:24 Where's your sister?
00:05:26 You're late.
00:05:27 She went to Yumms.
00:05:29 Can l drive?
00:05:30 Dad's going to be syndicated.
00:05:32 Not so fast. There're
00:05:35 Aw,that's great. Can l drive?
00:05:45 Look. You're a fine driver.
00:05:47 - lt's the just the other hundred million dr...
00:05:51 But if l let you,you may not live.
00:06:30 What was that? What are you doing?
00:06:32 - Could you be more embarrassing?
00:06:35 Well,we can't all be monks like you. No.
00:06:40 By the way,you're grounded.
00:06:41 - Oh,l'm grounded?
00:06:42 - For how long?
00:06:45 Dad,come on. lt's humiliating.
00:06:47 Tell me about it.
00:06:48 Grounded for a month.
00:06:50 A month! But that's worse than forever.
00:06:53 OK,Dad,why?
00:06:55 You lied to me.
00:06:56 Yeah,well,you can't handle the truth.
00:06:59 Try me next time.
00:07:00 - But...but...
00:07:03 OK,Dad. l...l love Marty.
00:07:05 Oh,please.
00:07:10 Come on.
00:07:10 Dad,Dad. Dad,Dad,stop.OK,just
00:07:13 l didn't know right
00:07:15 What's a while?
00:07:16 l've known him for three
00:07:19 You can't know in three days.
00:07:22 - Well,maybe she can.
00:07:24 What you're feeling is not love.
00:07:27 - lt is young and reckless.
00:07:30 - You may think it's love,it is not!
00:07:32 l love him.
00:07:33 - No,it's not.No,it's not.
00:08:07 Dad? You OK?
00:08:10 There goes Jane's college education.
00:08:13 There goes Cara's.
00:08:15 Oh,no. What about mine?
00:08:17 No,you're good.
00:08:18 Ah,no,wait. There it goes.
00:08:24 You can't keep me from Marty.
00:08:28 Dad,let me remind you that guys are
00:08:36 - But know that only Marty gets my heart.
00:08:42 l know a really good driver.
00:08:44 No. No.
00:08:55 Here you go.
00:08:58 l think your sisters
00:09:01 - Duh.
00:09:04 You're a good father,but
00:09:10 Who told you to say that?
00:09:12 No one.
00:09:14 Was it Jane or Cara? You can tell me.
00:09:16 - l made it up myself.
00:09:18 Which one of your sisters
00:09:21 l made it up myself.
00:09:24 - l can make things up for myself.
00:09:26 - l made it up myself.******
00:09:30 - l'm in the fourth grade.
00:10:19 Oh,they're here.
00:10:22 They're here. Come,girls.
00:10:25 - Hey,Poppy.
00:10:27 Hi,Lil.
00:10:30 Hey,Dad.
00:10:35 Well,now we're all here. How you doing?
00:10:37 Uh,fine. Or maybe not.
00:10:39 My kids can't stand me.
00:10:40 Means you're doing something right.
00:10:46 - Oh,you're so...
00:10:49 Look at your girls.
00:10:52 - No,no,no.They're still very young.
00:10:54 Hey,how are you?
00:10:56 - She's getting big.
00:10:58 Hey,man.
00:11:04 - Hello.
00:11:05 Hey,Eileen,how are you?
00:11:08 Did you hit traffic?
00:11:09 Yeah,it wasn't... eh,not too bad.
00:11:12 Hi,sis.
00:11:13 - Glad you're here.
00:11:15 l've never seen these guys in my life.
00:11:16 - Hi,Uncle Dan.
00:11:18 - Something.
00:11:21 Way to go.
00:11:22 - Sounds good.
00:11:28 Honey,you're down here.
00:11:30 Your brother,Mitch,has a
00:11:33 - l'm in the special room.
00:11:34 - Sorry,bro.
00:11:44 - You sleep tight.
00:12:14 - You tired?
00:12:16 Morning.
00:12:17 Good morning.
00:12:18 - Sleep OK?
00:12:21 Can l get you guys something?
00:12:23 Get a life.
00:12:32 She just needs some space.
00:12:33 - That's not what she needs.
00:12:36 From the sound of things,you all do.
00:12:39 Yeah,why don't you go get the papers?
00:12:41 Oh,Mom.
00:12:42 Yeah,go on.
00:12:44 lt would do you good.
00:12:46 Get lost for a little while.
00:12:48 - Maybe l should stick around.
00:12:50 Get lost,Danny.
00:12:51 lt's not a request.
00:14:15 Good morning.
00:14:16 l'll be with you in a minute.
00:14:19 Well,then he went downtown.
00:14:22 Yeah. For coffee.Right.
00:14:25 Talks to him on weekends.
00:14:30 Excuse me. Could you help?
00:14:34 Yes.
00:14:35 l'm looking for a book,obviously.
00:14:39 Anything in particular?
00:14:40 Yeah,something that can
00:14:47 what might be an awkward situation.
00:14:50 OK. Um,what...
00:14:53 - what's kind of,um...
00:14:57 But not necessarily big,''ha ha
00:15:02 and certainly not make-fun-of-other-people
00:15:07 - uh,human funny.
00:15:12 And,uh,if it could,um,sneak
00:15:17 and at the same time make you think that
00:15:20 what you thought was not only
00:15:24 but when you're wrong,there's a
00:15:31 Well,maybe what l mean is,um,
00:15:35 more importantly,l'm
00:15:41 And at the same time,not.
00:15:43 Meaning l wanna feel,uh,
00:15:46 a deep connection to,uh,something.
00:15:51 Or maybe l don't know
00:15:53 Well,in my experience,you rarely
00:15:57 Maybe that's why there're so many.
00:16:00 So,what do we have?
00:16:00 - We have a smattering,a sort of potpourri ...
00:16:06 of possibilities. Yeah.
00:16:07 Um,here we go. We have,uh,poetry.
00:16:10 Dickinson,you know,basic stuff.
00:16:12 - Little Neruda is always good.
00:16:15 Oh,now,this is actually
00:16:18 The Life of Gandhi?
00:16:20 l... No,but he...
00:16:21 Nobody has ever been
00:16:26 Um,lighthouses.
00:16:27 A Good Man Is Hard to Find.
00:16:29 Uh,the title alone.
00:16:31 Anna Karenina. l don't...
00:16:33 Oh,now,that's funny.
00:16:35 No,actually,no,funny is here.
00:16:41 Maybe it's not that funny.
00:16:43 No,actually that's funny.
00:16:46 Good. OK,good.
00:16:49 But,uh,if you could pick only one.
00:16:54 Well,l would say
00:16:57 that nothing rivals the
00:17:04 l'm being honest.
00:17:05 l just walked around
00:17:08 - l just grabbed whatever l could grab.
00:17:10 - Sold.
00:17:12 l want them all.
00:17:13 These were just suggestions,l...
00:17:14 Make sure he gets the
00:17:17 He doesn't work here.
00:17:19 Well,he should.
00:17:24 You are smooth.
00:17:27 Uh,actually,no,l'm not smooth.
00:17:31 l'm,uh,Dan.
00:17:33 Sorry.
00:17:36 Marie.
00:17:43 Um,so,Marie,can l make it up to you?
00:17:48 OK. Here is your tea.
00:17:50 Hot. Watch it.And there
00:17:54 And l bought a muffin,but l
00:18:02 l should put that down.
00:18:03 - Thank you.
00:18:06 l'm a big believer in forks.
00:18:09 And you are not,apparently.
00:18:12 - So,Dan...
00:18:13 You were born?
00:18:15 l was born. Like everybody else.
00:18:18 And l grew up,like everybody else.
00:18:22 Good?
00:18:26 Um,OK. What else?
00:18:28 l went to school,and l
00:18:31 This show,'60s,a TV show.
00:18:35 When l was ten,l
00:18:37 So l used to hold these magic shows
00:18:40 l tried to make a
00:18:43 And she didn't.
00:18:45 And it involved a body
00:18:50 the end of my...
00:19:03 Let me tell you
00:19:07 You're gonna laugh.
00:19:09 Something l've never told anybody...
00:19:12 in my life.
00:19:14 Um,and this is really
00:19:20 And then she got,uh,sick.
00:19:24 And,um,then she was gone.
00:19:29 And,uh...
00:19:33 lt's taken a while.
00:19:38 We should probably talk
00:19:40 So you're telling me that you're one
00:19:45 who preys on unsuspecting
00:19:48 lt seems that would be me.
00:19:49 - Been there.
00:19:56 No,it seems that it's been...
00:20:00 - seriously hard.
00:20:04 No,we're OK now. We're really OK.
00:20:09 You don't have to smile.
00:20:13 Better than the alternative.
00:20:19 Can you hold?
00:20:23 Excuse me.
00:20:25 No,no,l'm minutes away.
00:20:27 Yes.
00:20:29 - Um,l have to go.
00:20:35 l just lost track of time.
00:20:38 l wish we could keep talking.
00:20:41 Well,it was nice,and a
00:20:45 Maybe l can call you sometime?
00:20:46 Uh,that might be awkward.
00:20:49 'Cause you're in a relationship?
00:20:50 Yes. A new one.
00:20:52 - l would've found out if l hadn't been talking.
00:20:55 But it's not exactly fair,is it?
00:20:58 l mean,you know all about
00:21:02 l don't wanna go through the rest of my life wondering
00:21:08 All we'd be is two people
00:21:14 OK. No harm in that.
00:21:23 Oh,OK.
00:21:26 Call.
00:21:28 Or don't,but,uh,call.
00:21:39 Just so you know,um,l would
00:21:54 OK.
00:22:00 ''l'd even call to
00:22:07 Sorry. Sorry!
00:22:22 l,um...
00:22:23 l never do this kind of thing,officer.
00:22:25 l'm usually very careful.
00:22:28 And nobody believes in...
00:22:31 - Welcome to Rhode lsland.
00:22:33 Yeah,it's nice to be here.
00:22:43 What's wrong?
00:22:44 Nobody. l mean,nothing.
00:22:48 Danny's back.
00:22:56 Dude,are you all right?
00:22:57 What? Yeah.No,no,no,l'm good.
00:23:00 Really? Yeah.
00:23:02 'Cause you don't... you don't seem good.
00:23:04 Well,it was the strangest thing.
00:23:07 l,um...
00:23:10 Wow
00:23:11 Wow what?
00:23:15 l met somebody,and
00:23:18 - Hot
00:23:22 - You got her number?
00:23:23 You gonna call?
00:23:24 lt's complicated.
00:23:25 No,it's simple. You've gotta call.
00:23:27 No,he just met her.
00:23:29 He's probably worried it's too soon.
00:23:30 No,it's never too soon.
00:23:34 Amy,Dan met someone.
00:23:35 - He met someone?
00:23:37 Come here. How soon till he can call?
00:23:39 l don't know. l haven't
00:23:41 Me neither.
00:23:42 - My God,who is she?
00:23:44 - Dan met a hottie.
00:23:49 You know what? Let's ask Annie.
00:23:52 - Just now?
00:23:53 What does she look like?
00:23:55 She...
00:23:56 What's the,um...
00:24:01 The question?
00:24:02 This is my brother,Dan.
00:24:04 And,um,he needs your advice.
00:24:05 He met some hottie downtown,and,um...
00:24:09 - She's a little shell-shocked.
00:24:11 Mitch neglects to mention that in their
00:24:16 l didn't want to scare her off.
00:24:17 Let's go,everybody!
00:24:19 - Let's go.
00:24:23 So,um,Annie?
00:24:25 lt's Anne-Marie.
00:24:27 Um,Mitch calls me Annie,but,uh,l'm
00:24:30 l've two Marys and a Martha in my exercise
00:24:33 No. That would be not good.
00:24:37 l... l prefer Marie.
00:24:39 Come on,sweetie. Women are on the porch.
00:24:41 Girls out there,guys in here.
00:24:43 Come on,Dan. Let's do it.
00:24:48 Perfect! OK.
00:24:50 The briefest time units. Four letters.
00:24:52 - Mili.
00:24:54 - Nano!
00:24:58 Great!
00:24:59 Hey,no spying.
00:25:04 You guys are way behind!
00:25:06 That's not helping.
00:25:07 Uh,l don't think ''secretive'' fits.
00:25:10 No,it doesn't fit.
00:25:12 - Let's move on to 1 2 across.
00:25:14 For you to be interested in someone,she
00:25:18 Skip 1 2.
00:25:19 This is what l'm trying to tell you.
00:25:20 lt is not going to happen.
00:25:21 She is already dating somebody.
00:25:24 That's not your problem,bro.
00:25:26 Actually,it kind of is.
00:25:27 Listen up,1 5 across,five
00:25:30 - Pan-fry.
00:25:32 Uh,''grill.''
00:25:33 Dude,is there a rock on her left hand?
00:25:35 Uh,no,not yet.
00:25:36 Then all's fair.
00:25:37 All right,now focus,people! Pan-fry!
00:25:40 Saut¨¦.
00:25:41 Oh,my gosh. Of course it's saut¨¦!
00:25:45 And,uh,the word before,did
00:25:50 lt would
00:25:52 l think it would make ''ozone'' work.
00:25:54 Lord,we hit the mother lode!
00:26:02 Ten letters.
00:26:02 ''Anything that can
00:26:06 Earth to Dan. We're still at across.
00:26:07 We're not even at down,Dan.
00:26:09 We're dying here,buddy.
00:26:15 We're done.
00:26:16 - Hooray for the dishes.
00:26:22 - Let's check it!
00:26:24 Dishes,duh!
00:26:26 What happened? You
00:26:29 Sorry,guys.
00:26:30 Lay off him. He's got a lot on his mind.
00:26:32 Saut¨¦.
00:26:33 Dad,Mom. What do you think of...
00:26:36 Well,Mitch,it's too soon to tell.
00:26:38 That being said,she's
00:26:44 we'll keep her and get rid of you.
00:26:48 Dan,honey,you missed a spot.
00:26:52 Seriously,dude. That girl
00:26:57 What do you think of her?
00:26:59 Um,she's great.
00:27:28 - No,no!Let's go,Gus.
00:27:30 Can l show you where
00:27:32 - Oh,yes.Yes.
00:27:37 Um,if l had known,l would have never...
00:27:39 Not my brother's girlfriend.
00:27:41 Uh,no,of course not.
00:27:42 And,for the record,l
00:27:46 Hey,we are... This is the bay.
00:27:49 - And we're right there.
00:27:51 So,what should we do?
00:27:52 Um,it's kind of funny.
00:27:54 - Maybe we should just tell everyone.
00:27:58 We didn't do anything
00:28:00 Good!
00:28:01 - You guys are getting to know each other.
00:28:03 Just showing her where
00:28:05 - Hey,Uncle Mitch,you're not counting.
00:28:10 l know what's goin'
00:28:15 You're not hiding. Go ahead.
00:28:19 One!Two!
00:28:21 - Go!
00:28:24 Three!
00:28:26 Clay,l know you're in that back closet.
00:28:28 Come on!
00:28:29 - Four!
00:28:31 Do over!
00:28:32 Five! Six!
00:28:35 - l'm counting to 200.
00:28:36 - Yes,we do.
00:28:40 Eight!
00:28:43 - Mitch is a great guy.
00:28:45 He's fun and,uh,funny.
00:28:47 Uncomplicated in a... in a good way.
00:28:50 - Just what l need.
00:28:52 Nine!
00:28:53 See,l just ended this
00:28:57 and l joined this gym
00:29:00 He's a great guy.
00:29:02 You keep saying that.
00:29:03 Well,because he is.
00:29:05 Ten!
00:29:07 Eleven,1 2,1 3,1 4,1 5!
00:29:09 So good luck... to all of us.
00:29:13 OK.
00:29:18 So a little bird told me
00:29:21 Lilly.
00:29:22 They're looking at a
00:29:24 lt's a long shot at best.
00:29:25 She's amazing.
00:29:27 Name a place,she's either
00:29:29 Tibet,Chile,Berlin when
00:29:36 Wait!
00:29:38 Whoa,whoa,what'd l miss?
00:29:39 - Well,Mitch certainly made out.
00:29:43 And what about you?
00:29:45 Dad,don't...
00:29:46 Look,l know you always say that
00:29:49 and that to try again would feel
00:29:57 Can we just walk,please?
00:30:09 l wanted to spare you.
00:30:11 And l never smelt a thing!
00:30:15 Somebody please pass the corn.
00:30:17 And that's how we met.
00:30:19 - l got it.
00:30:21 What's your sign?
00:30:22 Scorpio,Libra rising.
00:30:24 - Oh,my God,so am l.
00:30:25 - Do you have any siblings?
00:30:27 Who wants corn? Any...
00:30:29 Tell us something about yourself
00:30:35 l am an,um...
00:30:37 an accomplished maker of pancakes.
00:30:41 Talent show. Talent show.
00:30:43 What would your perfect day be?
00:30:45 - Mine would start with Annie,and end with Annie...
00:30:48 So you were saying?
00:30:50 Uh,my perfect day would start with going to a
00:30:55 new customs,someplace where l'm
00:30:59 Welcome. l think you've arrived.
00:31:03 l want to say,the first time...
00:31:04 The first time that l saw her...
00:31:07 Sweetheart,sweetheart,you
00:31:10 Well,l thought that l just died
00:31:17 Thank you.
00:31:26 Are you and Mitch in love?
00:31:28 This corn is like an angel.
00:31:39 - Let's design a tent tonight.
00:31:41 Big giant one!
00:31:44 We can make it have ceilings!
00:32:04 Dessert! Dessert.
00:32:06 Oh,Danny,some of us are still eating.
00:32:09 - lt's getting late.
00:32:10 l'm an only child too.
00:32:12 - This is really overwhelming,isn't it?
00:32:15 When does a boyfriend become a lover?
00:32:18 OK. OK,all right,all right.
00:32:20 l think we can stop
00:32:23 Been grilling her all night.
00:32:24 Does it feel like we're grilling you?
00:32:25 No. No,not at all.
00:32:27 She's just being nice.
00:32:28 No. l love the questions.
00:32:31 Oh,please.
00:32:34 On behalf of my family,l
00:32:38 None of Mitch's girlfriends have ever been
00:32:42 - Dan does have a point.
00:32:45 - Not the body double.
00:32:47 - What was her name?
00:32:49 Oh,God!
00:32:50 Or the ''massage therapist.''
00:32:54 None of the flight attendants from
00:32:57 who've wheeled their
00:32:59 - OK,that's enough.
00:33:00 Am l wrong? Come on.
00:33:07 Wow,Dan.
00:33:09 Thank you for pointing that out.
00:33:11 You're the smartest guy l know.
00:33:15 He's right.
00:33:16 lt's Annie's turn to ask me whatever...
00:33:20 She prefers Marie.
00:33:23 Ask me whatever you want,Marie.
00:33:25 l don't have any questions.
00:33:27 Oh,come on.
00:33:30 Mitch said early on that if l'd forgive
00:33:37 Well,that's a stupid thing to do.
00:33:39 - OK,into the family room.
00:33:41 Kids,come on.
00:33:43 lnto the family room.
00:33:50 John,bring the pies,please.
00:33:59 Not you.
00:34:00 You'll be doing the dishes alone.
00:34:08 - Six.
00:34:10 Yes,yes,yes!
00:34:16 Good job. Good job.
00:34:19 - Second word.
00:34:22 You,you!
00:34:26 l'm sorry. l was way,way out of line.
00:34:28 No,you're never out of
00:34:30 - You'll understand when l tell...
00:34:34 - Can l just say one thing?
00:34:37 When you were talking about my
00:34:44 What l feel for Marie is different.
00:34:50 You know that feeling
00:34:54 - Heart.
00:34:55 When your heart is just...
00:34:57 - Pounding.
00:34:59 - Like it's actually outside your ribs.
00:35:03 - Exposed,vulnerable...
00:35:05 lt's... Wonderful and awful and
00:35:09 Yes. Yes.Yeah,what do
00:35:14 Uh,love.
00:35:20 You always did have the words.
00:35:29 Stanford or Berkeley.
00:35:31 - Oh,those are great schools.
00:35:35 Or somewhere closer to home.
00:35:41 Lil,you have trouble sleeping,you
00:35:44 Dad.
00:35:48 Uncle Mitch,are you going
00:35:51 You bet.
00:35:52 Mom and Dad's old ''separate
00:35:54 Kinda high school.
00:35:56 l agree with that rule.
00:35:57 - Thank you.
00:35:59 Mitch,what're you doing?
00:36:00 Marie brought some books,but l thought she
00:36:04 Oh,no,no,no. Not a good idea.
00:36:06 - Au contraire.
00:36:07 Best book l've read.
00:36:08 - May be the only book you've ever read.
00:36:11 Be nice.
00:36:12 lf you can sign it,that'd be great.
00:36:13 That's first edition.
00:36:15 lt's the only edition,Mom.
00:36:16 - Oh,now.Good night.
00:36:19 Sleep tight.
00:36:22 Um,l really wish you wouldn't.
00:36:26 ''Good luck''? That's it?
00:36:29 OK,we can work with that.
00:36:41 Good night.
00:36:57 Good morning.
00:36:59 - Say,''Good morning.''
00:37:02 Yeah. Good.
00:37:05 Have fun.
00:37:07 Here you go,sweetheart. There you go.
00:37:10 Marie.
00:37:11 Will you join us,please,beautiful girl?
00:37:14 - Hey,Mom.
00:37:15 - Mom,will you hit that music?
00:37:18 You need this more than
00:37:20 I got him
00:37:21 All right,Dan. Get on over here.
00:37:23 Here we go,boxer shuffle.
00:37:26 And l wanna see those fists up.
00:37:29 Three,two,one. To the right!
00:37:32 Get a good bounce.
00:37:40 Four,five,six,seven. Counting!
00:37:42 One,two,three,four,five,six,seven.
00:37:46 - You wanna take it,babe?
00:37:48 - Yeah.Yeah,yeah.
00:37:51 Salsa?
00:37:55 The floor is yours,baby.
00:37:58 And left,and one...
00:37:59 OK,hold on,hold on,all right. Dan.
00:38:01 Dan gets to go up front. Beginners
00:38:05 - ***
00:38:07 One,two,three,four.
00:38:16 - Let's do the arm a little bit.
00:38:20 One,two,three,four.
00:38:37 OK,everybody. Look,Marie,what to do.
00:38:39 Dan,what not to do.
00:38:41 The other way.
00:38:42 You were excellent.
00:38:43 Thank you so much.
00:38:44 - Oh,you're welcome.
00:38:49 You always hate to start it,but
00:39:01 That's a good stretch.
00:39:06 Hey,maybe you'll try that
00:39:13 lt's good.
00:39:28 Dad?
00:39:29 Lilly,get your sisters
00:39:39 Where are you going?
00:39:40 - Can we come with you?
00:39:43 My girls are looking for a little
00:39:48 But l promise we'll do
00:39:50 Lil,come on. Let's go.ln the car.
00:39:53 Girls,let's go.
00:39:55 Dad,what is it?
00:39:56 Nana's gonna teach me how to knit.
00:39:59 Cara,let's go.
00:40:00 No.
00:40:05 OK. What are you waiting for?
00:40:07 Come here.
00:40:10 Right here. Right here!
00:40:12 Oh,you're so heavy.
00:40:14 l don't know what l'm
00:40:18 l'm gonna fall down. l
00:40:34 No,no,no.
00:40:37 This used to be the place with all
00:40:43 Remember you loved the saltwater taffy?
00:40:45 - When l was four.
00:40:49 Stick with me,guys. Oh,l
00:40:54 Sounds good.
00:40:56 Life is full of disappointment.
00:40:59 Big and sometimes even bigger.
00:41:02 So,what's it gonna be?
00:41:03 The lighthouse or the
00:41:10 Do you know why we have lighthouses?
00:41:11 Because they're neat?
00:41:14 That's right. Yes.
00:41:16 And also because they
00:41:20 They,uh,help keep boats safe and
00:41:26 Because when you're out there and you're being
00:41:32 and you think that you'll
00:41:37 and that you could just
00:41:40 and sink down all the way down...
00:41:43 deep,it's the light
00:41:50 lt's the light...
00:41:51 Dad,are you OK?
00:41:54 'Course l'm OK... honey.
00:42:05 Did you guys have fun?
00:42:06 - No.
00:42:10 Jump inside. Let's go,honey.
00:42:12 Kids? Where've you been?
00:42:13 l know. l know.l'm...
00:42:15 Oh,we looked all over. For
00:42:18 l'm sorry. l wasn't thinking.
00:42:20 Hi,buddy.
00:42:23 l'm sorry.
00:42:25 Come on,buddy.
00:42:29 l got it.
00:42:32 Dan. She was amazing.
00:42:34 You should've seen her. She
00:42:37 l was fast. Wasn't l?
00:42:39 Yeah,it was like l couldn't catch up.
00:42:41 Even your sweat is beautiful.
00:42:46 Where'd Dan go?
00:42:48 - Mom,she moves like a goddess out there.
00:42:52 She's like a panther.
00:42:56 She's competitive,but l just wanted
00:42:59 - l wanted to ride her up the beach.She was...
00:43:02 She was like my stallion.
00:43:09 l wanted her to be in front
00:43:11 Marie.
00:43:12 There's fresh towels up there
00:43:17 l miss your skin.
00:43:21 l miss your smell.
00:43:24 l miss... l miss your eyes.
00:43:29 Dad!
00:43:31 l...
00:43:32 - You're such a freak!
00:43:34 No,sorry. That was just
00:43:36 Yeah,he was totally spying.
00:43:46 - Hello?Hello?
00:43:51 - Can it wait?
00:43:53 l mean,really working. Be honest.
00:43:56 l'm having a nice time.
00:43:57 A nice time?
00:43:58 - Yes,l am.
00:44:01 - Except for the soap in my eyes.
00:44:03 'Cause you know what? l'm not.
00:44:04 l'm not enjoying myself,and l think
00:44:09 we should have ground rules.Don't you?
00:44:10 Oh,yeah,sure. OK,sure.
00:44:15 OK! All right,that's...That's
00:44:18 No,no,no. We need to keep our distance.
00:44:20 Stop. Stay away.
00:44:21 - Towel.
00:44:23 OK. l'm sorry.
00:44:24 Thank you.
00:44:26 And,you know,stop reading
00:44:29 Why?
00:44:29 And that salsa thing you do...
00:44:33 - What are you talking about?
00:44:35 This... This thing.
00:44:36 lf you could just not do that.
00:44:40 - l'm sorry.
00:44:43 There are other things you
00:44:46 Thank you. That...
00:44:47 not... Yeah!l said it.l said it.
00:44:49 l didn't mean it,but l said it.
00:44:51 - And you know what else l'm gonna do?
00:44:53 l am going to make
00:44:57 so as to not encourage
00:45:01 OK,that's hilarious. But you know what?
00:45:03 l... No.
00:45:04 l'm gonna stop thinking about you.
00:45:07 - Good.
00:45:09 And if l start thinking about
00:45:14 - Weakness.
00:45:16 l'm going to focus all of
00:45:19 - My flaws.
00:45:21 And they are?
00:45:22 l have no idea,but you can rest
00:45:26 Just ask Nana.
00:45:27 l'm so sorry. Are you taking a shower?
00:45:29 Yes. l'm taking a shower.
00:45:31 Oh,well,a little advice.
00:45:34 Thank you.Takes forever
00:45:38 Um,can l talk to you about something?
00:45:39 Sure. Absolutely.
00:45:40 And can we just keep it between us?
00:45:44 lt's just... lt was...
00:45:48 See,last night what l was... You were
00:45:52 The importance of travel and
00:45:57 and l just started
00:46:02 All of that,you know,how much...
00:46:08 Right.
00:46:11 But just... Oh,you're...You're
00:46:14 Oh,l forgot.
00:46:17 l'll look away. l'll look over here.
00:46:19 Anyway,so,l just
00:46:26 You know,l've been thinking a
00:46:30 you know,in the future,like
00:46:33 lt's just hard to figure out
00:46:36 l mean,l know l wanna go somewhere
00:46:41 l mean it's just hard to figure out,you
00:46:46 Right.
00:46:47 And just to have that
00:46:50 Which is,you know,what
00:46:55 Right.
00:46:56 But it's also,l mean,it's also...
00:46:58 l mean,it's also terrifying realizing
00:47:04 You know what l mean?
00:47:05 You know,l think it's
00:47:10 lnteresting the way that,um,
00:47:12 you end up somewhere
00:47:36 Lunch!
00:47:42 Mac and cheese. Nothing better.
00:47:44 Adults are in the dining room.
00:47:46 You know,l think l'm going to
00:47:51 Dan. Honey...
00:47:53 Mom,please. Just let me be.
00:48:04 - Hey,guys.
00:48:06 Hi,Uncle Dan.
00:48:33 Hello?
00:48:49 What's going on?
00:48:50 Marie's helping me with something.
00:48:52 We're having no fun at all.
00:48:54 Yeah,l can see that.
00:48:56 How's she doing?
00:48:57 She's amazing.
00:48:59 Bye,Dad.
00:49:00 Bye.
00:00:04 So you were saying...
00:00:05 Oh,yeah.
00:00:07 And l was trying to,
00:00:08 um,make,like,you know...
00:00:10 l was trying to make like a really heart.
00:00:11 But,you know,l didn't even know
00:00:14 So l cut it.
00:00:15 And it came out,like,it was so...
00:00:18 it came out like a...
00:00:20 like a star.
00:00:23 - Yeah.- Dan?
00:00:25 Honey,you know we're worried about you.
00:00:29 You know that.
00:00:30 And with your behavior
00:00:34 we are now officially worried.
00:00:37 Well,thanks,l'm touched.
00:00:39 But l'm fine.
00:00:41 You don't...
00:00:42 We're having a private conversation.
00:00:43 Come on in.
00:00:44 No,come on in.
00:00:46 This is good.
00:00:47 Mom,go ahead,l'm all ears.
00:00:50 Look,you know,you do
00:00:55 And you do so much for all of us.
00:00:57 What are you doing for yourself?
00:00:59 Not now.
00:01:00 Come on in.
00:01:02 Think about...We're trying to have a talk.
00:01:04 lt's fine.
00:01:05 We'd like to speak to you privately.
00:01:07 Yes,honey.
00:01:08 ls it 'cause Uncle Dan's acting weird?
00:01:10 Yes,it is.
00:01:10 There's an explanation for it.
00:01:13 Please tell us.
00:01:14 l just wanted to talk to you.
00:01:16 Dude,you got to be way backed up.
00:01:18 So l just hope from time to time
00:01:20 you are treating yourself
00:01:22 Oh,come on.
00:01:23 l talked to my urologist about this.
00:01:25 - That's enough.
00:01:27 What are you talking about,man?
00:01:29 The real question,the one no one will ask,
00:01:32 is will Dan ever find love again?
00:01:34 No,he won't.
00:01:35 Howard.
00:01:36 l'm sorry,he won't.
00:01:38 l'm saying,one of the things,
00:01:40 if you're open to it,
00:01:43 l suppose.
00:01:44 Hey,people.
00:01:44 And...perfect.
00:01:48 l don't think l was being clear before
00:01:49 but you got to unclog that drain.
00:01:51 You gotta unplug that bottle.
00:01:54 lf l mixed a metaphor there.
00:01:55 Yes,you did.
00:01:56 So far what you've missed is,uh,
00:01:58 ''worried,'' ''love will
00:02:02 Well,thanks.
00:02:04 That is it.
00:02:07 - We are done.You can all...
00:02:09 - Oh,come on,Ma.
00:02:10 We met Margot Draper's daughter
00:02:14 Who?
00:02:14 And she asked all about you.
00:02:16 You see,Danny,you gotta,
00:02:17 you know,have a little fun.
00:02:19 Which means that Ruthie Draper
00:02:23 and you're gonna have drinks!
00:02:25 l don't even remember Ruthie...
00:02:27 - You're gonna go on a date!
00:02:28 No,l'm not going on a date,Mom.
00:02:30 Yes,honey,it's time.
00:02:33 Ruthie ''Pigface'' Draper.
00:02:35 Mom,Dad,what,are you kidding?
00:02:37 Not ''Pigface'' Draper.
00:02:39 l'm sorry,that is downright cruel.
00:02:41 There's nothing cruel about it.
00:02:42 Mom,l don't even remember
00:02:46 l don't wanna go!
00:02:47 l don't want to go with the pig face.
00:02:50 He's going.
00:02:52 - lt's been decided!
00:02:53 l don't remember ''Pigface'' Draper.
00:02:55 This is a blind date.
00:02:57 We'll double.Ok?
00:02:58 lt'll be fun,it'll be fun.Right,Marie?
00:03:01 Yes,it'll be fun.
00:03:03 Yes.
00:03:06 That's my girl.
00:03:10 Come on,it'll be swine...
00:03:11 fine.
00:03:13 - l'm sorry.l'm sorry.
00:03:39 All right.All right.
00:04:28 All right.All right.
00:04:31 Here we go.
00:04:57 That's very good.
00:05:02 lt's really...it's beauti...
00:05:04 Hello!
00:05:06 Everybody,this is Ruthie Draper.
00:05:08 - You know everybody.
00:05:10 - They're bigger.
00:05:12 Nice to see you again,Ruthie.
00:05:13 Hello,Dan.
00:05:16 l'd know you anywhere.
00:05:17 l mean,you look just the same.
00:05:20 Ruthie,um,you look great.
00:05:27 - Funny.
00:05:29 So,Harvard Medical,Johns Hopkins...
00:05:32 You're doing well for yourself,Ruthie.
00:05:34 Yeah,that's impressive.
00:05:36 lt must not,uh,leave enough time though for...
00:05:38 for dating?
00:05:39 Uh,there was someone.
00:05:42 He was very special in my life,but,uh...
00:05:48 He was lost in a freak accident.
00:05:51 l'm so sorry.
00:05:55 Thank you.
00:05:57 What's weird is that we'd only
00:06:02 but it's...
00:06:03 you know how sometimes you just know.
00:06:06 - Yeah.
00:06:07 Yes,absolutely,yes.
00:06:09 Um,yeah.
00:06:10 So you're a doctor?
00:06:11 Yes,yes.
00:06:12 What's your,uh,specialty?
00:06:16 Um,l'm a plastic surgeon.
00:06:18 Oh,of course you are.
00:06:19 No,l know,l know,l know
00:06:23 But l work exclusively with burn victims,
00:06:25 with children born
00:06:28 She is basically a saint.
00:06:30 No.No,l'm just.
00:06:32 l'm just doing my little
00:06:35 Just like your brother.
00:06:37 Oh,stop.l'm...
00:06:39 When l can't sleep at night,
00:06:41 l go online and l read your past columns.
00:06:44 Have you read Dan?
00:06:46 Only his fiction.
00:06:48 You're in for such a treat,really.
00:06:51 l mean,what...
00:06:53 what you said,the mother of Couch Potato?
00:06:57 ''Hide the remote.
00:06:58 So,what if he has to get up
00:07:00 At least it's exercise.''
00:07:02 lt's brilliant.
00:07:03 and the parents of the five picky eaters?
00:07:05 They had to make individual
00:07:09 ''What are you,a restaurant?''
00:07:11 Right.Brilliant.
00:07:12 She used your every word.
00:07:13 All l'm saying,all l'm saying
00:07:18 And l don't,l don't have problems,
00:07:20 but it's clear that
00:07:24 your words will bring me comfort.
00:07:37 l'm sorry.
00:07:38 l'm just gonna have to excuse myself.
00:07:40 l can't help it.
00:07:54 l'm sorry.
00:07:55 But a girl that moves
00:07:58 - a guy has got to wonder.
00:08:01 She's cool.
00:08:02 - Marie,you're cool,right?
00:08:04 l'm cool.
00:08:06 But l don't think Dan
00:08:09 He's not?l'm not?
00:08:12 l don't think you are.
00:08:14 Are you?
00:08:25 Oh,nice.
00:08:28 All right.Yeah!
00:08:32 l don't know what it was,
00:08:32 but something was holding him back.
00:08:35 Not anymore.
00:08:37 Well,that's a beautiful thing.
00:09:02 We're coming.
00:09:53 All right.Ok.
00:09:55 Home again,home again.
00:09:57 - l really love your car.
00:09:59 - Bye.- Bye.
00:10:01 Nice meeting you,um,Ruth.
00:10:03 - Yeah,you too.
00:10:05 Actually,um,Dan and l are
00:10:08 Don't wait up.
00:10:26 Mmm,this is fantastic.
00:10:28 l know what the secret ingredient is...
00:10:30 love.
00:10:33 Better and better with every bite.
00:10:35 Words cannot describe.
00:10:36 Mmm,thank you.
00:10:37 Well,how are they?
00:10:38 Dad,they're scrumptious.
00:10:41 Truly mouthwatering.
00:10:43 - Almost on my third stack.
00:10:45 And nothing's stopping you,right?
00:10:46 Nope.
00:10:48 lt's a secret recipe,
00:10:51 Yeah?
00:10:53 So,uh,how's Captain Lucky
00:10:56 - Uh,it was fun.- Yeah?
00:10:58 Heard you worked up quite
00:11:00 Yeah.
00:11:02 Could l have one more there?
00:11:03 There you go.
00:11:04 You know what?
00:11:04 Actually,l am a little hungry.
00:11:07 Secret recipe.Right here.
00:11:09 Boy,these are good.l love them.
00:11:11 Thank you.
00:11:13 How many have you had,Dad?
00:11:14 So did you uncork?
00:11:18 Whatever did or did not happen,
00:11:20 no one deserves someone more than you.
00:11:22 There you go.
00:11:25 Coin toss.Outside.
00:11:32 Yummy.
00:11:58 All right.Nice!Yeah?
00:12:01 That what you're gonna do?
00:12:04 ls that how we're gonna play it?
00:12:05 Yeah!OK.All right.
00:12:35 Hey,pork chop!
00:12:40 Marie!
00:12:41 Marie!
00:12:59 Danny!
00:13:02 Why you persist in acting like
00:13:06 l'm filled with reckless desire.
00:13:08 You ought to be filled
00:13:10 What does that mean?
00:13:11 l think you know what that means.
00:13:18 Dad,could you?
00:13:19 - Oh,yeah.- Thanks.
00:13:22 Hello?
00:13:24 No,l'm his dad.
00:13:27 Someone named Jordy for you.
00:13:33 Everybody!Everybody!
00:13:35 Dan just got a phone call.
00:13:38 And you know,syndication is
00:13:41 OK,all right.Let me explain.
00:13:43 Um,l've been asked to meet with the head
00:13:51 They're driving down tomorrow and
00:13:57 That's great!
00:14:01 Maybe you should get the job first.
00:14:03 Yes,that's true.
00:14:20 Dad?Dad?
00:14:23 Lilly just asked me why you
00:14:29 l wasn't flirting.
00:14:30 Don't worry,l covered for you.
00:14:32 l told her it was nothing.
00:14:34 Because it was.
00:14:36 Dad,l'm 1 7.OK?
00:14:40 You were so flirting.
00:14:42 You know,it doesn't matter anyway.
00:14:43 lt's not like she's the
00:14:47 But cool it,OK?
00:14:55 And,um,congratulations.
00:14:57 Thanks.
00:15:42 Look,he took a bus here.
00:15:43 He has relatives in Boston.
00:15:45 Dad...
00:15:47 Dad,he loves me!
00:15:51 OK.
00:15:52 You don't have to worry.
00:15:54 When it comes to sex,
00:15:56 Marty is the one who wants to wait.
00:15:59 What about that sentence is
00:16:02 Dad,l love him.
00:16:04 Honey...
00:16:04 l love him.l love him.l love him.
00:16:08 No,you don't.
00:16:10 What we have is true love.
00:16:12 And just because you don't have it,
00:16:14 doesn't mean you have to punish us.
00:16:17 lnfatuation is not love.
00:16:19 Sexual attraction is not love.
00:16:22 You don't understand.
00:16:23 Uh,l don't understand.
00:16:25 No,you don't even understand
00:16:28 What don't l understand,Cara?
00:16:29 Please,help me out.
00:16:31 What is it?
00:16:32 lt's frustrating that you
00:16:34 That...
00:16:35 that there's something keeping you apart,
00:16:37 something about this
00:16:39 And whenever you're near this person,
00:16:42 you don't know what to say,
00:16:43 and you say everything that's
00:16:46 And you know that if
00:16:48 that this person will help you
00:16:50 become the best possible
00:16:53 So Marty can stay?
00:17:01 l'm sorry.
00:17:06 l'm sorry.
00:17:14 ''Marty can stay?''
00:17:18 Howard is going to drive you to the bus.
00:17:19 We called your aunt,
00:17:21 Yes,sir.
00:17:22 Look,l'm not your parent,
00:17:24 but l think you should know,
00:17:25 love is a dangerous feeling.
00:17:26 No,sir.
00:17:28 - Are you arguing with me?
00:17:31 lt's just...
00:17:36 Love is not a feeling,
00:17:40 Who told you that?
00:17:41 Made it up,Mr. Burns.
00:17:49 Come say goodbye.
00:17:55 Window.
00:17:56 - OK,that's it.- Dad.
00:17:57 She'll see him again soon enough.
00:18:02 No!No!No!
00:18:07 Marty!Marty!Marty!
00:18:12 That's sweet.
00:18:14 What's sweet?
00:18:14 How...
00:18:15 How is that sweet?
00:18:19 To be that certain.
00:18:21 To feel so much love.
00:18:24 Love isn't a feeling.
00:18:26 No?
00:18:30 lt's an ability.
00:18:35 Well,if that's true,
00:18:37 you have one gifted daughter.
00:18:42 You are a murderer of love!
00:18:53 OK,Cara.Next?
00:18:55 Uh,Olivia has something with the girls.
00:18:58 Gus will be doing his usual.
00:19:00 Bella is on the fence.
00:19:03 Oh,that's nice.
00:19:04 Aunt Eileen?
00:19:05 Put me down.
00:19:06 Oh,really?What's your talent?
00:19:07 Murderer of love.
00:19:11 You were saying?
00:19:12 We have something planned
00:19:15 Put us all down.
00:19:30 What's your Dad's talent?
00:19:32 Doesn't have one.
00:19:34 He's the only one
00:19:38 l give you Bella Wilson.
00:19:39 All right,Bella!
00:19:42 Chihuahua.
00:19:47 Go,Bella.
00:19:48 You OK?
00:19:50 Do what you always do.
00:19:52 Marie is not a lip-sync kinda girl.
00:19:55 - l gotta do something special.
00:19:59 Bulldog.
00:20:19 This is for Marty.
00:21:12 l got an idea.
00:21:14 l'm sure it'll be great.
00:21:16 lt could be.
00:21:23 OK,last but not least,Uncle Mitch.
00:21:26 Uh,someone very wise,uh,my brother,
00:21:30 once told me that if you want
00:21:38 Um,by the way,l'd like
00:21:42 l don't believe it.
00:21:44 He hasn't played since she...
00:21:45 One,two,three,four.
00:24:11 What he said.
00:24:22 Great job,guys.
00:24:33 What was that?
00:24:35 l couldn't...
00:24:37 l couldn't stop myself.
00:24:38 What am l supposed to do now?
00:24:42 You can't do anything.
00:24:43 He's my brother.
00:24:44 Why did you sing for me...
00:24:46 then?
00:24:48 Because l...
00:24:51 l'm...
00:24:56 Page 92.
00:24:57 ''Did l just die?
00:24:58 Because an angel walked into the room.''
00:25:00 Page 1 48.
00:25:02 Uh,''l'll forgive you your
00:25:06 lt seems all his best lines were yours.
00:25:12 lt's unbearable.
00:25:14 l...
00:25:16 l can't keep pretending.
00:25:35 Dad?
00:25:37 Yeah,peanut.
00:25:38 Will you come up to my room?
00:25:39 l wanna show you something l made.
00:25:41 Um,we'll do it tomorrow.
00:25:43 OK,sweetie?l promise.
00:25:48 OK,Dad.
00:25:55 Oh,God!
00:26:03 Hey,what's going on?
00:26:09 What is complicated being here?
00:26:11 My singing.
00:26:12 l shouldn't have sang.
00:26:13 l know this.
00:26:16 No.lt was a bad song.
00:26:17 ls she crying or laughing?
00:26:24 - Oh,no,no,no.
00:26:26 Please don't do it.
00:26:28 Marie...
00:26:42 Here he comes.
00:26:44 Mom!
00:26:46 Uh,no,no,no,no.
00:26:47 l don't know what to say to him.
00:26:48 l never lost a girl.
00:26:50 Oh,good.This is a first.
00:26:52 OK.
00:26:54 Oh,uh,oh,yeah,l'll
00:27:01 Please stop trying to act normal.
00:27:11 Said l was a great guy.
00:27:14 She said she loved me a lot.
00:27:18 And then she said...
00:27:21 we should both go find
00:27:24 l'm so confused.
00:27:25 l don't really know
00:27:25 what happened from yesterday
00:27:30 There has to be something.
00:27:31 You know,some reason she...
00:27:34 Why are you looking at me?
00:27:35 Not looking at you.
00:27:36 He's looking into the vast
00:27:39 You just happen to be there.
00:27:42 Danny,do you have anything to add?
00:27:43 Yeah,what does the
00:27:45 Come on.
00:27:47 Honey,the hard truth
00:27:52 Yeah,we really did.
00:27:57 This isn't helping.
00:27:58 No.
00:28:00 Could somebody think
00:28:03 OK,OK,um...OK,OK.
00:28:06 Part of the Rat Pack!Singer.
00:28:08 Dean Martin!Sammy Davis,Jr.
00:28:14 Yes!
00:28:16 Your turn,buddy.Come on.Let's do it.
00:28:21 OK.
00:28:22 Go!
00:28:24 This is a,uh,gift...
00:28:26 Hi,Jordy.
00:28:27 - You can't talk.- No,but go on.
00:28:29 - I had to leave.- I know.
00:28:32 Ben Franklin!
00:28:33 But the truth is,um...
00:28:35 Yes?
00:28:36 I didn't get very far.
00:28:38 Beautiful smile,lovely eyes,
00:28:40 one-of-a-kind woman.
00:28:41 Marie!
00:28:42 Yes.
00:28:44 Oh,honey,don't,don't,don't...
00:28:53 Dad?
00:28:54 Hey,you.
00:28:56 Can l show you what l made?
00:28:58 First thing when l get back,OK?
00:29:01 OK.
00:29:16 You again.
00:29:17 Nice to see you,officer.
00:29:18 How are you today?
00:29:20 You know why l pulled you over?
00:29:21 l sure do.
00:29:22 l know what l was doing
00:29:24 and l know it's all wrong.
00:29:26 This is gonna cost you.
00:29:28 Put it on my tab.
00:29:30 What was that?
00:29:31 Put it on my tab.
00:30:04 What are we doing?
00:30:07 lt may be wrong.
00:30:08 Yes.
00:30:09 But there's a certain rightness
00:30:13 l think,um,we've got to think.
00:30:15 l mean,your girls,and how do we...
00:30:17 They're extraordinary and...
00:30:23 What?
00:30:26 l think this is all premature.
00:30:33 You do?
00:30:38 We don't even know if you can bowl.
00:30:58 All right.
00:30:59 No,don't!
00:31:00 - Wait.Wait.
00:31:02 - You have to line up.
00:31:03 Line up.
00:31:04 - Come on.
00:31:05 - All right.
00:31:07 l'm not...
00:31:10 Ready?
00:31:15 Thank you.
00:31:18 l liked that.
00:31:19 That was a terrible shot,
00:31:20 but l loved this at the end.
00:31:23 Oh,l wouldn't go yet.
00:31:29 Not bad.That's good.
00:31:38 You're gonna break your arm like that.
00:31:44 No,no.Don't do it.
00:31:52 Oh,come on,come on,come on!
00:31:56 Let's go at the same time.
00:31:57 One,two,three.
00:32:25 Dad?
00:32:27 Oh,my God.
00:32:28 Dad,what are you doing?
00:32:30 What the hell?
00:32:31 Marie?
00:32:32 Hey.
00:32:33 What the hell's going on?
00:32:34 We'll go.
00:32:37 - They were just kissing.
00:32:40 You two broke up,right?
00:32:42 Two hours ago.
00:32:42 We broke up two hours ago.
00:32:44 l know,l know,l know.
00:32:46 l thought that you left.
00:32:48 She did.
00:32:48 She left,but she just didn't get very far.
00:32:51 What?
00:32:52 l can explain this.
00:32:53 Yeah,let him explain.
00:32:55 OK.
00:32:56 Remember the woman at the bookstore?
00:33:00 Here she is.
00:33:03 You told me to go after her,and l didn't.
00:33:05 lt wasn't planned,Mitch.
00:33:07 l know how this looks.
00:33:09 But,Mitch,l also know how it feels.
00:33:11 How does this feel,you son of a bitch?
00:33:13 Oh,my God!
00:33:15 - What happened?
00:33:18 Everybody,take it easy.
00:33:19 You're not helping.
00:33:20 Oh,no.l'm sorry.
00:33:23 Oh,darling.
00:33:24 Get some ice.
00:33:26 Dan,you all right?
00:33:27 You OK?
00:33:28 Marie!
00:33:31 No,don't go!
00:33:32 l don't know what we were thinking.
00:33:37 l'm sorry.
00:33:40 Don't go.
00:33:46 Dad?Get...
00:33:48 Dad,wait!
00:33:50 What are you doing?
00:33:52 Dad!
00:34:06 All right,this is your summons
00:34:09 One last thing.
00:34:10 You need to surrender your license.
00:34:27 You have guests.
00:34:33 Speak of the devil.
00:34:34 Cindy Lamson.
00:34:36 Editor of special features,
00:34:38 -Hi.
00:34:40 - Nice to meet you.
00:34:41 We've been sitting here
00:34:45 We've especially enjoyed the pleasure
00:34:50 - Hot cider?
00:34:51 That looks...
00:34:52 Thank you very much.
00:34:54 Looks great.
00:34:54 Thanks.
00:34:57 Father?
00:34:59 Hot cider?
00:35:00 Not only are you a murderer of love,
00:35:03 but you're the worst parent ever.
00:35:07 Sweet.
00:35:09 Well,um,as you probably know,
00:35:11 we have met with two other candidates,
00:35:13 but my father and l are confident
00:35:20 Uh,girls.
00:35:21 You can leave if you like.
00:35:23 lf it's all right,
00:35:26 We like to keep the family involved.
00:35:28 Well,Dan,here,he knows
00:35:29 all about keeping things in the family.
00:35:32 Don't you,Dan?
00:35:33 That's why we're so drawn to you.
00:35:35 What you represent in your column,
00:35:36 your moral values.
00:35:38 The personal characteristics
00:35:41 Very impressive.
00:35:42 Honesty,trustworthiness...
00:35:44 And we have great plans for you,Dan.
00:35:46 What we try to do is what you
00:35:51 What's that?
00:35:52 Put family first.
00:35:55 OK.OK.
00:35:56 Here's the thing.
00:35:59 Somebody hasn't been
00:36:04 l'm not sure what that means.
00:36:18 Go away.
00:36:20 You're a liar and a hypocrite.
00:36:22 Cheating with your brother's girlfriend?
00:36:23 How long did you know her?
00:36:25 Two moving violations and a collision?
00:36:27 Was that part of the plan?
00:36:29 Worst of all,you blew off Lilly.
00:36:32 She's been wanting to show
00:36:35 But you never showed up.
00:38:11 l really messed up.
00:38:12 - No,you didn't.
00:38:15 What l did to Lilly.
00:38:16 Don't forget Mitch.
00:38:18 Oh,John.
00:38:19 And those newspaper people.
00:38:21 Admittedly,not a good day for you,honey.
00:38:26 lf l just stay focused
00:38:29 Oh,please.
00:38:30 You know,love is messy.
00:38:33 l should know better.
00:38:35 - l hurt my kids.
00:38:38 Honey,you've made some mistakes.
00:38:40 Many,so many.
00:38:42 Falling for Marie wasn't one of them.
00:38:49 Can somebody get me another box,please?
00:38:52 Yep,yep.Coming.
00:38:56 Mitch.
00:39:00 Mitch,l...
00:39:06 lf it was anybody else...
00:39:08 l am so...
00:39:14 Hold that thought.
00:39:21 Hey,beautiful.
00:39:42 Girls,l'd like to talk
00:40:00 OK,then.All of you.
00:40:12 l know l messed up.
00:40:13 Big time.
00:40:14 Yep.
00:40:15 Yes,you did.
00:40:16 Now,your mom...
00:40:22 l miss your mom.
00:40:24 All the time and l always will.
00:40:26 Mom's gone.
00:40:28 Aw,honey.
00:40:29 l see her every day.
00:40:31 l see her in your goodness,Jane.
00:40:33 And,Cara,your passion.
00:40:38 And,Lilly,you have her eyes.
00:40:41 And her smile.
00:40:45 So here's what l'm going to do:
00:40:47 l am grounding myself for life.
00:40:51 l'm sticking with you.
00:40:52 l am going to be with you...
00:40:55 You're with us every day.
00:40:57 l'm not going anywhere.
00:41:00 See,l got a little confused with Marie,
00:41:03 but that is over.
00:41:05 OK?
00:41:08 l kinda lost my head.
00:41:13 Got a little stupid because l love her.
00:41:17 That's...
00:41:18 That's not...
00:41:21 l don't love her.
00:41:22 And that's not what l meant.
00:41:23 l mean,how could l love her?
00:41:25 - l've only known her...
00:41:27 Yeah.
00:41:29 And how can you know in three days?
00:41:37 l don't know.
00:41:39 Yes,l do.l love her.
00:41:42 l love her.
00:41:53 Then go get her.
00:41:57 We so prefer her to you.
00:42:09 Go.
00:42:14 Now.
00:42:25 Honey.Honey.For the road.
00:42:37 What is it?
00:42:38 - l can't do it.- You must.
00:42:40 l don't have a license.
00:42:59 l'm pretty good with maps.
00:43:02 This is so queer.
00:43:05 But l wouldn't miss it for anything.
00:43:18 Dear readers,for most of you,
00:43:20 this is my first column in your paper.
00:43:24 In the future,I will be
00:43:26 but today,
00:43:28 I wanna break from my usual format
00:43:30 and talk to you about
00:43:33 Not so much my plan for this column,
00:43:36 more like life plans.
00:43:37 How we all make them.
00:43:39 And how we hope that our kids make good,
00:43:42 smar,safe plans of their own.
00:43:46 But if we're really honest with ourselves,
00:43:48 most of the time our plans
00:43:57 So instead of asking our young people,
00:43:59 ''What are your plans?
00:44:01 What do you plan to do with your life?''
00:44:03 maybe we should tell them this:
00:44:05 plan to be surprised.