Dance Flick

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00:00:43 Yeah, come on!
00:00:58 Get off me!
00:01:07 Get back!
00:01:22 - In your face.
00:01:34 You know you like it! Right here!
00:01:46 Whatever.
00:01:48 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
00:01:57 - Your turn, go.
00:02:05 Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:02:08 - Look at him!
00:02:22 - Where'd he go?
00:02:29 Wait, wait! Wait!
00:02:31 Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop that!
00:02:34 Stop that! Hey, hey, this is my house!
00:02:37 This is my house!
00:02:39 Now, we got a tie.
00:02:41 - What?
00:02:42 That's right.
00:02:44 The baddest two crews are left.
00:02:46 And I'm talking bad. Super bad.
00:02:49 I'm talking Wesley Snipes don't pay his
00:02:52 We talking T.I.
00:02:54 We talking everything on the CW bad.
00:02:57 - Yeah.
00:02:59 ...is a rematch.
00:03:02 That's right, that's right.
00:03:04 - Let's do it.
00:03:06 Y'all go on over there and talk about it.
00:03:09 Sugar Bear is gonna kill us
00:03:11 Come on, Thomas, we can take these
00:03:13 All we need is for D
00:03:16 - No, I'm not sure that's a good idea.
00:03:18 Yo, I don't care about that, man.
00:03:20 But he could break his neck
00:03:22 D don't care about that, man. All right,
00:03:26 But like a hundred million Americans,
00:03:28 - Yeah, he's right, I don't.
00:03:30 ...he's doing the move and that's final.
00:03:32 Exactly. You want this.
00:03:36 - There ain't?
00:03:38 - What about "group"?
00:03:40 - Crew?
00:03:41 - Troupe? Gang?
00:03:42 - Einsemble?
00:03:44 ...to make it sound
00:03:46 Yo, forget about all that, man.
00:03:48 - But, guys!
00:03:50 - Come on, man!
00:03:52 Double or nothing, $5,000.
00:03:58 All right, well, put the money in the hat.
00:04:04 Oh, well, cat's out the bag.
00:04:08 You heard the man, $3,000.
00:04:12 Did I say three? I meant $5,000!
00:04:17 - We in.
00:04:21 Show them some love!
00:04:24 That's right, these young men are gonna
00:04:33 $10,000. And one of my loud-ass suits
00:04:40 ...comes in a variety of ghetto colors,
00:04:43 Kool-Aid red, ashy gray...
00:04:46 ...and for weddings and funerals,
00:04:49 Y'all ready to do this?
00:05:11 Yo, this dude is whack.
00:05:13 He's the director and your cousin.
00:05:18 Yeah! This is my movie.
00:05:24 It's all you, D.
00:05:30 Look at this dude.
00:05:36 One, two, three, four, five, six,
00:06:00 That money is ours!
00:06:01 - All right!
00:06:03 Yo. Give me the oil, give me the oil.
00:06:23 - What's up, man?
00:06:30 Oh, no!
00:06:35 Looks like we got us a winner!
00:06:39 Yeah!
00:06:55 Excuse me. Is this seat taken?
00:06:58 - Oh, no, not at all.
00:07:00 Come on, kids, it's empty!
00:07:08 There we go.
00:07:15 - You want some chicken?
00:07:21 I love the ballet.
00:07:23 Never had the body for it, though.
00:07:29 That's me when I was nine.
00:07:33 You dance?
00:07:35 I used to.
00:07:37 When I lived in the suburbs.
00:07:41 Megan, honey, you hungry?
00:07:42 Hey, Megan, will you help me
00:07:45 Special delivery for Megan...
00:07:50 - Megan, honey, we're really busy.
00:07:53 I know, sweetie, but it's about to start
00:07:57 ...and I have to drop off
00:08:00 - This is the biggest day of my life.
00:08:04 You're the best, Mom.
00:08:21 Don't you worry. I won't let you down.
00:08:25 I'll make it to that audition if it is
00:08:29 You're gonna die, bitch.
00:08:48 Oh, no! Oh, my God! Help me! Please!
00:08:53 Over there, over there, hurry!
00:08:55 - Oh, thank God!
00:08:57 - Yeah, baby! Premium!
00:09:00 Where's everyone going?
00:09:02 We've hit the jackpot!
00:09:08 - We need something to put it in!
00:09:12 Oh, please, help me!
00:09:15 In here, somebody give me a hand!
00:09:16 I was on the way
00:09:19 Okay, miss, I need you to lift up and
00:09:22 - Okay. Please, hurry! I can't get it.
00:09:26 Got it! I got it!
00:09:33 What the hell!
00:09:34 Miss White, is there anything you would
00:09:39 Well, I think my thighs look really fat
00:09:43 Valtrex does not work.
00:09:48 I meant about your routine.
00:09:52 Well, nothing other than it's something
00:09:58 This should be good.
00:10:26 Oh, my God. I'm okay.
00:10:27 Thanks, you guys.
00:10:29 Don't worry about me.
00:10:43 Don't worry, baby.
00:10:45 I'll get there even if it kills me.
00:10:54 Oh, shit, not again.
00:11:04 Yeah! I'm Rick James, bitch!
00:11:12 Yeah, okay.
00:11:18 Your mother died,
00:11:21 - What?
00:11:23 You mean,
00:11:31 I ain't asked you all that.
00:11:33 Come on, kids, let's move away from
00:11:37 Come on, babies. Goodness.
00:11:55 Well, if it isn't my two dancing
00:12:00 - Where's the other Musketeer?
00:12:04 I'm talking about my chocolate bar,
00:12:07 - Don't get cute.
00:12:10 It's all good.
00:12:13 Now, I told y'all two,
00:12:16 ...that I'm gonna need my piece of the pie.
00:12:18 I got it right here.
00:12:22 Pumpkin pie.
00:12:23 I ain't gonna sugarcoat this.
00:12:26 Yeah, I is.
00:12:29 I heard about you two fools getting
00:12:33 But I like you two, so I'm gonna give
00:12:37 I'm gonna give you till the end of next
00:12:42 But if I don't get them by then,
00:12:47 Spilt milk and crumbled cookies.
00:12:53 Somebody get me a fork.
00:13:03 The Suburban Express has arrived
00:13:08 Dad?
00:13:09 - Megan.
00:13:11 Hi. So, you got a lot of baggage?
00:13:15 Well, you left me when I was 10,
00:13:18 I haven't had a decent date in a year
00:13:22 Honey. I'm talking about your luggage.
00:13:26 Yeah, well, it's over there.
00:13:28 Keep the platform clear of all luggage,
00:13:33 Okay. Now, look, I'll grab this.
00:13:36 You grab the rest. I'm double parked.
00:13:42 Home, sweet home.
00:13:44 I don't wanna talk to you!
00:13:46 Come on, honey,
00:13:48 I'll kill you, bitch!
00:13:50 Isn't it beautiful? Isn't it great?
00:13:52 Now, listen, sweetheart, I know this
00:13:55 ...but I got a perfect spot picked out
00:14:04 Yeah, I know. It's a little out in the open.
00:14:07 It's gonna be great,
00:14:09 When I'm done, it's gonna be perfect.
00:14:29 This just won't do.
00:14:46 Hey.
00:14:48 Well, all right, everybody.
00:14:53 Mr. Crackhead.
00:14:56 Have fun.
00:14:59 Grab a brush, grab a broom.
00:15:02 Grab a mop and bucket.
00:15:05 Come on, everybody
00:15:14 Clean up your own shit, hey.
00:15:16 Kiss my furry a-hole.
00:15:18 - This bitch can't sing. I'm out of here.
00:15:25 I shot him, it was at a quarter to 1:00
00:15:30 It was 2007, October 1
00:15:35 Man, you killed it.
00:15:39 What you talking about, man?
00:15:41 Got your confession on tape.
00:15:42 I shot him, it was at a quarter to 1:00
00:15:46 - Man, that wasn't even me, man.
00:15:49 A- Con, what up, dawg?
00:15:50 - What up, man?
00:15:53 So, what's up, man?
00:15:55 Are you serious, man?
00:15:56 All these losers running around here
00:16:00 Teachers want you to better yourself.
00:16:02 Nah, man. Give me prison any day, fam.
00:16:04 Yeah, totally don't agree with you.
00:16:08 Come on, man. The judge says
00:16:11 I'm only one crime away from
00:16:15 Kickball, arts and crafts, showers.
00:16:19 Yo, I'm about to go to the bank, man.
00:16:20 - Cool. You're gonna make a deposit?
00:16:26 Tell your mom I'll be by later
00:16:28 Okay.
00:16:34 Ray? I ain't gonna beat around the bush
00:16:38 You blind, son.
00:16:41 Ain't no easy way to say
00:16:44 I know, Mamma.
00:16:45 Ain't nobody gonna have pity on you
00:16:48 Now, wipe them tears.
00:16:50 These ain't tears, Mamma.
00:16:53 Then blow your eyes!
00:16:56 Now, I done showed you
00:16:59 But now you're on your own.
00:17:05 Okay, Mamma.
00:17:09 Just get out the car, you stupid, blind
00:17:16 - Ray?
00:17:17 You know how many steps it takes
00:17:20 Yes, Mamma. I also remember
00:17:23 ...to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
00:17:24 - Just take your stupid, blind ass on.
00:17:30 One, two, three!
00:17:33 Now, contrary to rumor, my door is
00:17:39 At which point
00:17:42 So, if you miss me, you can catch me
00:17:44 ...of every other leap year,
00:17:49 So just know I'm here to give you kids
00:17:52 Bobby! What are you doing writing
00:17:56 Use this spray paint. Don't you want
00:18:00 - Oh, yeah, let me try that.
00:18:02 Come on, blondie, pick up the pace.
00:18:05 Johnny! Take that condom off!
00:18:09 You know you can't feel anything
00:18:10 - You right.
00:18:13 ...don't even know how to get low.
00:18:17 Okay, here we are. Here's your locker
00:18:22 Now, do you have
00:18:24 Well, I do have a few concerns.
00:18:27 ...but I know you don't have much time.
00:18:33 She's good.
00:18:35 Jimmy Hopper, please come
00:18:41 Girl, don't be leaving your bag on the
00:18:47 - Hi, I'm Charity.
00:18:51 - Are you a dancer?
00:18:54 Yeah, me, too. Until I had my baby.
00:19:00 Get busy! Go, Charity! Get busy!
00:19:03 Go, Charity! Get busy! Go, Charity!
00:19:09 Go, Charity! Go! Go! Go!
00:19:35 Oh, my God!
00:19:37 Hell, yeah! I am a good mother, okay?
00:19:40 You can't just be leaving your baby
00:19:42 These nannies be beating
00:19:46 I keep him with me because that way
00:19:50 You know what I'm talking about?
00:19:51 You can't just be leaving your kid
00:19:54 These people out here be crazy,
00:19:58 All right, boo boo, you remember
00:20:01 ...and Mommy loves you, punkin!
00:20:14 - Hey, Jack.
00:20:18 I was wondering if you have a dance
00:20:21 'cause I was thinking
00:20:23 There's this really romantic scene
00:20:27 That's great.
00:20:31 You'll be a great Romeo.
00:20:33 I'm not talking about Romeo.
00:20:36 You're so funny.
00:20:43 "Delighted that he was fat
00:20:45 "No doubt in the world about that
00:20:48 How now, brown cow.
00:20:54 Scene. An actor prepares.
00:21:00 ...is action and reaction.
00:21:07 - Oh, shit!
00:21:10 - You don't know me.
00:21:12 Yes, that's good, son.
00:21:15 You need an agent. You are excellent.
00:21:18 Now, what will you do to act?
00:21:21 What are you willing to sacrifice...
00:21:25 ...for your art, son? Yes?
00:21:29 Are you willing to die for it?
00:21:33 Are you willing
00:21:44 No? You, get out of my class,
00:21:47 You call yourself an actor? Get out!
00:21:50 Damn it, I gave up my manhood...
00:21:55 ...twice.
00:21:56 Yes, it hurt. I bled.
00:21:58 But I got five weeks' work
00:22:04 Now, class, there are 50,000 people
00:22:07 ...to call themselves actors.
00:22:11 - Yeah, like Jessica Simpson.
00:22:14 Did any of you guys see
00:22:16 Refund, please!
00:22:19 That Dane Cook makes me do this.
00:22:22 Well, I kind of like that movie.
00:22:25 I saw it four times.
00:22:26 Yeah, I guess I'd rather see her act than...
00:22:29 ...ruin the Cowboys' chances
00:22:33 It seems as though we have a debate
00:22:35 How about those mom jeans?
00:22:37 Irregardless of what you may think of
00:22:42 Of the 50,000 people that call
00:22:45 ...there's only 500 working actors.
00:22:47 Of that 500, most of them are white.
00:22:52 ...but those roles are usually
00:22:57 We must all, in our lives
00:23:02 Dignity. Yes, dignity.
00:23:07 Well, I remember one time,
00:23:09 ...in a despicable, disgusting,
00:23:16 Do you know what I told them?
00:23:18 - Yes, Miss White?
00:23:21 Hell, no! I took that money!
00:23:24 But I did it with dignity.
00:23:28 Let us watch.
00:23:31 Boy, you ain't picking
00:23:35 Massa, no!
00:23:36 I be's the best cotton-picking
00:23:40 Yes, sir, I's a cotton-picking fool!
00:23:43 - See, I just love picking me some cotton.
00:23:46 Massa, I's be here forever. I cuts my
00:23:52 I love me some massa. No, Massa. No!
00:24:00 Integrity.
00:24:06 Attention, ladies!
00:24:11 I am your dance instructor...
00:24:13 Ms. Cameltoé.
00:24:23 Now, I'm sure most of you have heard...
00:24:25 ...that I have a huge count...
00:24:28 Excuse me, country music collection...
00:24:31 ...but that's irrelevant.
00:24:35 ...and that one interest is dance.
00:24:37 I wanna see you dance and I wanna
00:24:42 I barely saw you there. You look like
00:24:46 You look like the number 11.
00:24:49 I've inserted tampons bigger than you!
00:24:53 You, shave it!
00:24:55 What do you think this is,
00:24:59 Flatten it. Look who freed Willy!
00:25:02 Whale spotting! Grecian tanker!
00:25:05 You've got more chins than a Chinese
00:25:06 How about some butter for those rolls?
00:25:08 We do the mashed potato here,
00:25:12 Please. You gonna keep the baby?
00:25:15 And what's your situation? Did you
00:25:19 You look like you were yanked
00:25:22 You know, you're never gonna make it
00:25:24 If I were you, I'd kill myself.
00:25:26 My life is over!
00:25:29 - Oh, my God!
00:25:30 It was a metaphor!
00:25:32 Girls, if you wanna have a successful
00:25:37 ...you're gonna have to step it up.
00:25:38 Nora, show them how it's done.
00:25:44 Be a tree.
00:25:46 A cloud.
00:25:48 An earthworm. An acorn.
00:25:51 - Wow, she's amazing.
00:25:54 That's Nora, she's a triple threat.
00:25:56 - She acts, sings, and dances.
00:25:58 She's won every competition out there.
00:26:00 Excellent, Nora, excellent!
00:26:02 Perfect, perfect, perfect.
00:26:06 Now, for the rest of you cows...
00:26:07 I want you to follow me over here
00:26:09 All right, that's good, Jack, that's good.
00:26:12 Take it to the right.
00:26:14 All right, now bring it up the middle.
00:26:18 Jeez, give me that.
00:26:19 You have got to take your ball
00:26:24 And I mean drive it long and hard.
00:26:27 - Dad, can I ask you a question?
00:26:31 Did you ever wanna try something new...
00:26:33 ...but were afraid of what your friends
00:26:36 What, like bonking a hooker?
00:26:39 Nothing wrong with that.
00:26:41 No, that's not what I mean.
00:26:43 Did you ever wanna try something
00:26:46 Like having a strong man pin you down?
00:26:48 His hot breath breathing down your neck
00:26:53 I know what you're getting at.
00:26:56 If you wanna join the wrestling team,
00:27:00 Now, remember, we got
00:27:04 Lady-killer.
00:27:25 Excuse me!
00:27:27 This is the dancers' table, and from
00:27:33 - Damn, Nora, you are so mean.
00:27:39 Come on.
00:27:42 Don't worry about Nora.
00:27:46 Besides, those are the rich bitches...
00:27:48 ...and you don't wanna
00:27:53 Now, this is us, right over here.
00:27:55 Holla, holla, holla, holla!
00:27:58 Now, these are my roll dogs.
00:28:02 - Hey, girl!
00:28:04 Wait, you don't know her name?
00:28:07 No, no, girl. I didn't say they were
00:28:11 You see, I hang out with them because
00:28:15 Now, what would I be doing being
00:28:18 ...and some run-over shoes?
00:28:25 Uno!
00:28:28 What an asshole.
00:28:29 Who, girl? 'Cause you know in this
00:28:34 - Him.
00:28:37 ...with the Cosby sweater
00:28:39 Yeah. The one with the dried lips,
00:28:43 That's my brother.
00:28:47 No, I wasn't talking about him. Him.
00:28:49 I don't usually do it.
00:28:51 - Cousin.
00:28:52 - Yo, really?
00:28:54 I'm really sorry.
00:28:56 Oh, girl, I'm just messing with you!
00:29:00 She got you, girl. She got you good.
00:29:02 Yeah, she's like, "I'm surrounded by
00:29:06 I think she's sweating Tang.
00:29:09 - She's so crazy.
00:29:18 - They like my little minions, you see?
00:29:50 Come on, guys! Yeah!
00:29:54 All right.
00:30:12 Baby, look at me...
00:30:15 I'm just an average teen...
00:30:19 In gym class I watch you undress...
00:30:22 It's no secret that
00:30:27 I got something in me...
00:30:30 I'm gonna set it free...
00:30:33 I'm Lance from 'N Sync's
00:30:37 Don't you know I love Bass
00:30:41 Flame...
00:30:43 I'll be gay forever...
00:30:46 I will always love guys...
00:30:49 Guys...
00:30:50 I'll wear chaps made of leather...
00:30:54 Do you think Tom Cruise is bi?
00:30:56 Gay...
00:30:57 Brokeback Mountain was heaven...
00:31:01 Is Ryan Seacrest straight?
00:31:03 Flame...
00:31:05 I'm gonna love men forever...
00:31:09 Baby, remember, I'm gay...
00:31:11 Remember, he's a member
00:31:15 Remember, he's a member...
00:31:16 I'm gay...
00:31:18 - Remember, I'm gay
00:31:22 One of you lucky boys is gonna be
00:31:26 Now let's get started. You.
00:31:28 Go get her.
00:31:36 Next!
00:31:40 Yeah, you better be smiling.
00:31:46 Man up, dude! Come on, guys,
00:31:51 I had one grape this morning, one!
00:31:54 - We're out of here.
00:31:57 Save it, lard ass.
00:32:02 My life is over.
00:32:06 - I'll do it.
00:32:08 - Whatever it is y'all trying to do.
00:32:12 Shit, I could lift you.
00:32:16 Wait.
00:32:27 - Now what?
00:32:30 My bad.
00:32:32 - Now put me down.
00:32:35 Damn, I think I broke a nail.
00:32:37 So, we going to Club Violence tonight.
00:32:41 - Yeah, sure.
00:32:44 No. I'm in high school.
00:32:47 So, what are you saying? I'm stupid
00:32:50 No, no, no, not at all.
00:32:53 Yo, A-Con, Megan needs a hook-up
00:32:57 - Word. Give me $50.
00:33:00 So I can get you some ID for $20.
00:33:03 You know Club Violence
00:33:05 That's all right. I'll dance in circles,
00:33:12 Snap!
00:33:13 - She gonna roll around you, fam!
00:33:15 She gonna roll around you.
00:33:17 All right, girl, let's roll.
00:33:21 - I think mami feeling you, fam.
00:33:25 Oh, no, I'm good, B.
00:33:30 Corn rows and broad shoulders,
00:33:32 So, if I get jumped,
00:33:41 Yo, up here!
00:33:45 - Hey, girl.
00:33:53 Come back in here, you little brat!
00:33:56 I'll be right down, Megan.
00:33:59 - Hey, girl!
00:34:03 Are we stopping somewhere first?
00:34:05 No. Why?
00:34:07 No, I was just wondering,
00:34:12 - Yeah. Why? Is there a problem?
00:34:15 Okay, then, let's roll. Come on.
00:34:18 You are going to love Club Violence.
00:34:23 Speaking of which, you gonna need this.
00:34:26 Oh, my God, her hair is horrible.
00:34:29 She has buckteeth, a lazy eye, and
00:34:34 That's you!
00:34:40 - You're right.
00:34:42 Hey, Uglisha! Hey, Keloid!
00:34:44 - Hey, girl!
00:34:46 - Charity, can I ask you something?
00:34:50 How do I look?
00:34:53 Girl. You ain't going nowhere with me
00:34:57 Uglisha, let us use your car right fast.
00:34:59 - No, but I can't let...
00:35:01 We ain't going nowhere,
00:35:03 Nobody trying to take
00:35:06 Anyway, come on, let's go. Get...
00:35:07 - I thought...
00:35:09 You, hold this.
00:35:13 All right, here we go.
00:35:15 First, you need to take off
00:35:17 'cause it's country,
00:35:20 Take off those whack ass earrings,
00:35:22 And those shoes they've got to go.
00:35:26 Now, put this on.
00:35:29 And take a little bit of this
00:35:34 Now, you are good to go, girl.
00:35:40 Yo, check it.
00:35:45 - What it do, shorty?
00:35:48 - Girl, you looking good now.
00:35:54 Not y'all.
00:36:00 - Yo, what up, A-Con?
00:36:02 - Chilling.
00:36:04 Oh, hell, no. Con.
00:36:08 No doubt, I'll bring the condoms, B,
00:36:09 - Yeah, I'll be there, man.
00:36:11 - Cool, I'll bring the chips.
00:36:14 - How you doing, love? Love, you good?
00:36:16 - You're looking better.
00:36:18 - What up, ma?
00:36:20 Sorry, I'm taken.
00:36:24 Hey, ladies!
00:36:28 Yo! Hook a sister up.
00:36:31 - Don't look, don't look.
00:36:34 My baby daddy, that's him over there.
00:36:38 I see you. How you doing?
00:36:43 Why don't you ask
00:36:45 That's a line you ain't tried in a while.
00:36:49 - Can I buy you a drink?
00:36:52 You right.
00:36:54 - Hey, bartender.
00:36:55 Let me get a milk on the rocks,
00:36:57 - You got it.
00:36:59 ...and a Patrón pineapple for my son.
00:37:05 - So, you wanna dance?
00:37:08 Come on, Charity.
00:37:12 That's all you ever wanna do,
00:37:19 Come on.
00:37:23 You so crazy.
00:37:25 I'll be back in, like, five minutes, okay?
00:37:29 Turn around!
00:37:51 So, what do you wanna drink?
00:37:53 I don't know.
00:37:56 You know everything.
00:37:58 I don't know everything.
00:38:00 Like I don't know how Jermaine Dupri
00:38:03 And I don't know why porn stars pray.
00:38:05 You know God's up there like...
00:38:08 I definitely don't know how Star Jones
00:38:11 I mean, he laughs like this.
00:38:14 You need to take care of your
00:38:17 Yeah, but you still love me though,
00:38:20 You right. You know what, boo?
00:38:23 I was thinking that we should have
00:38:35 This is my song! Yes, yes!
00:38:39 I'm so happy! Yes, yes!
00:38:44 I'm so excited! Yeah!
00:38:51 Yes!
00:38:54 - Come on, let's dance.
00:38:57 Come on. I wanna see you
00:39:01 - Okay.
00:39:15 Let me show you how it's done.
00:39:20 Right.
00:39:23 - Where am I?
00:39:25 - I don't know. Where am I?
00:39:27 - Where did I go? I don't know.
00:39:29 - Where are you?
00:39:31 - Oh, hey. That was...
00:39:35 Follow me.
00:39:37 Yeah. Step. Step.
00:39:42 - This is easy.
00:39:46 That's right, your boy A-Con
00:39:48 Yeah, here we go, y'all. Bass drop!
00:39:55 Put your hands up
00:39:58 You got a $20 bill
00:40:00 You got a $50 bill
00:40:02 You got a $100 bill
00:40:05 Now give me all your goddamn money,
00:40:08 That's right, B!
00:40:11 Trick or treat, smell my heat,
00:40:15 Come on!
00:40:19 Hey. Yo, where y'all suckers going?
00:40:22 Well, well, well, if it isn't the Pied Piper
00:40:28 We're ready to battle.
00:40:29 So you think you can dance?
00:40:33 'Cause we,
00:40:36 Yeah!
00:40:40 Hey! What'd I tell you?
00:40:43 - I lean, you catch me.
00:40:46 I think y'all better roll bounce
00:40:49 And take honey here with you,
00:40:52 You better be at the Streets.
00:40:54 We gonna be at the Streets, fam,
00:40:58 Oh, we on ourjob. Let's roll, 409!
00:41:03 - What you gonna do?
00:41:06 Man!
00:41:11 Thomas, hang on!
00:41:16 Thomas, wait! Hold on a second.
00:41:20 - What was that back there?
00:41:24 - Well, I had a great time tonight.
00:41:28 - I'll see you tomorrow.
00:41:30 No, I'm just gonna walk home.
00:41:32 No, no, no, no. There's too many
00:41:35 - Yeah, I'll walk you.
00:41:39 I was actually hoping
00:41:46 - You're serious.
00:41:49 Well, what are you gonna do?
00:41:51 Don't worry about me.
00:41:56 Good night.
00:42:00 Do you have one of those?
00:42:03 - I had a really great time tonight.
00:42:07 If you ever wanna, like,
00:42:09 ...and work on your dance moves,
00:42:13 - Well, yeah, that'd be great.
00:42:16 - All right. Thanks for the dance.
00:42:21 You have to teach me that one.
00:42:23 - Okay.
00:42:24 - See you.
00:42:27 My house is that way.
00:42:50 Are you gonna do your show tomorrow?
00:42:56 Don't have any more alcohol.
00:43:00 It's ruining your life. You're on the floor
00:43:04 Promise me you're not gonna have
00:43:19 I promise.
00:43:20 Don't have any more alcohol or else
00:43:24 I don't have anyone.
00:43:26 What? What do you mean?
00:43:28 I don't have a little black boy.
00:43:30 That's true but that doesn't mean
00:43:34 I promise.
00:43:42 All right. Let's warm up.
00:44:16 Okay, let's do this.
00:44:20 - Okay.
00:44:22 See, hip-hop is aggressive.
00:44:24 It's raw, so what I'm gonna do
00:44:27 ...and then you invade mine back.
00:44:29 - It's like a battle. All right?
00:44:31 All right. So, I'm gonna guide you.
00:44:32 - Okay.
00:44:34 Your space, my space.
00:44:37 - Good. Good.
00:44:38 'Cause I'm gonna let go
00:44:40 - Really?
00:44:41 - Okay.
00:44:47 It's aggressive.
00:44:49 Okay.
00:44:51 Bitch, what's wrong with you?
00:44:54 Don't invade my space!
00:44:58 You're gonna invade my... Knees!
00:45:01 Good.
00:45:02 Now what you gotta do
00:45:06 - You wanna try it again?
00:45:09 - All right.
00:45:10 Very good. Very good.
00:45:12 So, that's it for today. Tomorrow
00:45:19 Okay.
00:45:22 So, tell me, what's up
00:45:25 I don't get why you guys hang out.
00:45:28 Look, me and him got into some stuff
00:45:32 But he never ratted me out,
00:45:34 But don't you wanna be something
00:45:37 I know you've got bigger dreams
00:45:40 I wanna be a doctor.
00:45:43 I bet you wanna work with kids,
00:45:45 - No, vaginas.
00:45:48 I wanna be a vaginacologist.
00:45:50 Big ones, small ones, the cute ones
00:45:54 Or how about the ones that are fat
00:45:58 But I gotta get into college first, so...
00:46:01 What does your mom think
00:46:04 My mom's dead.
00:46:06 Well, how come
00:46:08 What am I supposed to do?
00:46:12 If it helps.
00:46:15 My mom's dead!
00:46:22 This book is so good.
00:46:28 - You like Thomas, don't you?
00:46:33 Well, he's okay, I guess.
00:46:35 He does have a nice smile,
00:46:41 But I love his big, fat...
00:46:43 Hey, hey, hey, girl! That is my brother.
00:46:47 What? I was just gonna say "butt. "
00:46:50 Well, you should see his...
00:46:53 Girl, I wonder who that could be.
00:46:54 I hate when people come by
00:47:04 What do you want?
00:47:05 You know what I want, Charity.
00:47:18 Hey, son.
00:47:23 All right, I'm out.
00:47:27 I'll be back next week
00:47:36 He's such a good father.
00:47:38 Yes! I got in!
00:47:40 What is it? What's happened?
00:47:43 - Dr. Thomas Anderson!
00:47:45 "You and everyone else that applied
00:47:49 "to Just Community College. "
00:47:53 Just Community College?
00:47:58 Just Community College!
00:48:02 Congratulations!
00:48:06 That's great!
00:48:08 Megan, tonight I'm taking you out
00:48:12 - Don't look.
00:48:14 - Stairs, there's stairs.
00:48:16 - Right now.
00:48:19 - I'm so excited.
00:48:21 - Are you looking?
00:48:24 - All right. Are you ready?
00:48:26 Surprise!
00:48:31 I'm sorry. I can't go in there.
00:48:35 What do you mean
00:48:36 - This is where I'm taking you.
00:48:39 Come on.
00:48:43 She risked her life...
00:48:47 What a sacrifice...
00:48:50 Smashed by a truck
00:48:54 Momma's gone, momma's gone...
00:48:58 No more can you see her face...
00:49:01 Or hear her voice on the phone...
00:49:05 Your momma's dead, momma's dead
00:49:08 Your momma's dead, momma's dead
00:49:12 You can wish...
00:49:14 She's never, never coming back...
00:49:16 You can cry...
00:49:17 She's never, she's never coming back...
00:49:19 Now go kill yourself...
00:49:22 That's right, she's never coming back...
00:49:30 Mom!
00:49:34 Encore! Encore!
00:49:37 - I thought you would've liked it.
00:49:40 You wasn't acting like you did.
00:49:42 Wasn't even being loud.
00:49:46 I'm sorry.
00:49:48 I don't want you to think I didn't have
00:49:51 ...but dancing
00:49:55 Why not? You just woke up one day
00:49:59 How do you know I have talent?
00:50:02 Because I saw the look on your face
00:50:05 It's the same look you had tonight.
00:50:09 It's the same exact look that you had...
00:50:13 It's the same... Mother...
00:50:14 Guys, can you quiet down here, please?
00:50:18 Low self-esteem? Vulnerable?
00:50:22 Thank you.
00:50:26 - Like I was saying...
00:50:27 I saw the look on your face
00:50:30 It's the same look you had tonight.
00:50:35 So, if you're gonna tell me something
00:50:37 ...then tell me something real.
00:50:39 Maybe I don't want it to be real.
00:50:42 What I want is to wake up
00:50:45 For things to go back to the way
00:50:49 And it's all my fault.
00:50:53 For my damn audition.
00:50:55 - She was rushing, it was raining. I...
00:50:58 Well, yeah,
00:51:01 I made her promise.
00:51:03 Damn! So, it was raining
00:51:06 - Yeah, and then I didn't wait for her.
00:51:09 So, even if she didn't die,
00:51:11 I know I should've waited for her,
00:51:16 And then I didn't say anything.
00:51:18 So she would've got there
00:51:20 That's what you're saying?
00:51:21 Well, technically, yeah,
00:51:23 You didn't put your mother's name
00:51:27 Well, I had to go over my dance moves,
00:51:30 You didn't have time
00:51:32 The person who gave birth to you.
00:51:34 - No, I... No, I...
00:51:35 No, I see what kind of party? This is.
00:51:39 Cry me a river.
00:51:41 All she wanted was for me to dance.
00:51:45 No. All she wanted was to live.
00:51:48 Not that she didn't support your dream.
00:51:50 It's just, the point is
00:51:53 And she's never coming back.
00:51:57 God hates you, okay?
00:51:59 So, you not dancing
00:52:03 I know! But she...
00:52:09 I just don't think I
00:52:13 Do you want this?
00:52:15 I mean,
00:52:19 Yeah. Yeah, I do.
00:52:23 Well, then, it's on you
00:52:28 Oh, shit, black girls.
00:52:30 So what you're gonna wanna do
00:52:33 - I don't know you, and...
00:52:36 - Thomas, what are you talking about?
00:52:42 - So this is where you live?
00:52:46 Oh, my God!
00:52:47 This is my dad's music room.
00:52:49 He's actually pretty good,
00:52:54 I don't.
00:52:56 He's working tonight,
00:53:04 So that means we could probably
00:53:09 There's a Blue's Clues marathon!
00:53:13 Well, I was thinking more like...
00:53:19 Make hotdogs?
00:53:21 Not exactly. Okay. More like...
00:53:29 Ice cream. Who has two thumbs
00:53:33 No.
00:53:36 Charades. I like charades.
00:53:37 - All right, I'm good at this.
00:53:39 Yoga. You're doing yoga.
00:53:41 - Leap frog. Okay. You're riding a pony.
00:53:44 No, Thomas! Have sex!
00:53:49 Why didn't you say something?
00:53:51 Well, I'm a little shy.
00:54:07 Yo. Sugar Bear wants to see you.
00:54:11 Who's that scary-looking guy?
00:54:13 Who, him? That's nobody.
00:54:15 - Just an old friend, you know.
00:54:18 - We should all get together sometime.
00:54:21 I'm just gonna go hang out.
00:54:25 - Well, have fun.
00:54:28 Hey, yo, Thomas, they caught us, fam.
00:54:36 - I gotta go.
00:54:41 So, I'm gonna give you a call
00:54:45 That's a little late, but that's okay.
00:54:47 And I also got us
00:54:50 Oh, my God, I love the Police!
00:54:54 There's a COPS marathon. COPS.
00:54:57 - Okay, I'll TiVo it.
00:55:03 Bye!
00:55:06 You ain't got my dough yet?
00:55:08 You know how much bread,
00:55:12 ...how much cake that is?
00:55:14 I want my chips!
00:55:17 Don't worry, man, we gonna have
00:55:20 - When?
00:55:23 Well, that ain't good enough.
00:55:25 There's a dance battle coming up,
00:55:32 - What if we lose?
00:55:35 No! No!
00:55:41 And I am telling you...
00:55:44 My belly's growling...
00:55:49 I like glazed ham, pig feet and toes...
00:55:53 The Biggest Loser, I say no...
00:55:56 Give me mo, mo, mo, mo steaks...
00:56:00 Chicken and ribs, too...
00:56:03 I'm not living without food...
00:56:07 I don't wanna be no Nicole Richie...
00:56:11 Chips by the mountain
00:56:14 You can say what you wanna
00:56:19 Fry me some chicken, strike up the grill...
00:56:22 'Cause you're gonna feed me...
00:56:24 That's right, you will, yes...
00:56:31 I am smelling food...
00:56:36 I'm so hungry...
00:56:41 Smucker's is the best jam
00:56:44 And you, and you, and you...
00:56:47 You're gonna feed me...
00:56:53 Feed me...
00:56:58 Feed...
00:57:09 Me...
00:57:21 Be aggressive, guys! Let's score!
00:57:23 Excuse me!
00:57:26 Why do they call you nappy?
00:57:33 Why don't you "D" up on her?
00:57:34 You know, maybe if you weren't so tired
00:57:38 ...maybe you could guard her.
00:57:39 How do you know
00:57:43 Who's the ho now?
00:57:46 - Give that back!
00:57:47 You are going down, Twiggy!
00:57:50 You bow-legged bitch!
00:57:53 Break it up! Break it up! Get off of her!
00:57:58 What are you doing?
00:57:59 I am not gonna have two nubile,
00:58:03 ...making me moist in my own gym!
00:58:06 If you've got a beef to settle,
00:58:11 Oh, yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
00:58:13 - Get her!
00:58:15 - Grab it!
00:58:17 I'm gonna make it rain
00:58:20 Show me what you got!
00:58:30 What is wrong with you guys?
00:58:32 Do you know what's at stake here?
00:58:38 Hey! Stand up, Weiner!
00:58:41 You're not looking polished, Knob!
00:58:43 You gotta play hard, Cockran!
00:58:46 Headd! You gotta give me some!
00:58:48 Don't you guys wanna know
00:58:51 To be 10 men,
00:58:55 Standing naked in the showers...
00:58:57 ...screaming at the top of your lungs,
00:59:01 Yes! Yes!
00:59:02 Yes! Now, that is the spirit, son!
00:59:06 Now, the rest of you,
00:59:10 Let's go!
00:59:15 So, how did he catch it?
00:59:17 Probably one of them kids at school.
00:59:20 I told him to wear a condom,
00:59:23 Just like his damn daddy.
00:59:27 Now you sit there and let it itch.
00:59:30 So, I heard about the fight.
00:59:33 Yeah. It was all Nora's fault.
00:59:35 It was all Nora's fault?
00:59:39 No! She's just jealous of me
00:59:42 Well, what do you expect?
00:59:46 It used to be that y'all just show up
00:59:49 ...and the brothers would come running.
00:59:50 But now, the competition is fierce.
00:59:52 You see, girl, first
00:59:55 She opened the door
00:59:58 Then it was Kimora Lee Simmons
01:00:02 And now, we got Kim Kardashian...
01:00:04 ...and her big, Armenian ass
01:00:07 So, what is a rich white girl
01:00:09 The last thing she needs is you coming
01:00:12 ...your perky breasts,
01:00:14 ...taking the last sellout brother left.
01:00:16 You think that Nora
01:00:20 Well, I'll have you know,
01:00:27 Excuse me, miss?
01:00:31 - Nope.
01:00:45 The damage isn't that bad.
01:00:53 Ma'am, I'm gonna have
01:01:01 Ma'am, I meant this tube.
01:01:05 It's a lot bigger.
01:01:17 Ma'am, I'm gonna have to take you in.
01:01:29 Time's up, Miss White.
01:01:30 You're free to go.
01:01:32 What took you so long?
01:01:34 Your flashback was longer
01:01:37 ...and that don't make you one of us.
01:01:39 I thought we were friends.
01:01:44 What do you mean, we're not gonna pay
01:01:46 'Cause I'm tired of Sugar Bear
01:01:48 What type of self-respecting thug
01:01:51 So, what are you gonna do
01:01:53 He ain't coming after us.
01:01:56 - Meet me under the bridge tonight, 8:00.
01:01:59 - Bitch.
01:02:16 There's something I need to tell you.
01:02:18 You're pregnant? Oh, no.
01:02:20 What? No, Thomas, I'm not pregnant.
01:02:24 Good, 'cause with your big head
01:02:29 No, I'm performing
01:02:31 ...and then, who knows, maybe Juilliard.
01:02:34 That's great!
01:02:35 And I was kind of thinking, you know...
01:02:37 ...maybe we should just kind of cool it
01:02:41 What do you mean?
01:02:43 I'm saying I think we need
01:02:46 Break, definitely,
01:02:48 How long you need, like,
01:02:50 We actually should synchronize
01:02:51 - So we can meet up...
01:02:54 Okay. Space. Space is good.
01:02:59 Thomas, we're done.
01:03:01 Definitely. This has been
01:03:03 Thomas, I'm leaving you!
01:03:05 I don't wanna be
01:03:07 We spend more time
01:03:09 ...than actually having one!
01:03:10 Nobody wants to see us together.
01:03:14 I'm saying it's over.
01:03:18 Fine.
01:03:20 - Fine, leave! Get out!
01:03:32 God has put you in my path
01:03:37 I'm making steaks for dinner
01:04:17 Megan!
01:04:25 So, here's my number. You just call me.
01:04:30 That's sexy. I'll talk to you later.
01:04:34 Oh, shit.
01:04:47 - Hey.
01:04:51 Can we talk?
01:04:53 Can we talk, Charity?
01:04:56 I just want to let you know, from now on,
01:05:05 I don't wanna be the kind of father...
01:05:06 ...that his kid only sees him
01:05:10 That's not the kind of life I want
01:05:13 - You don't even know his name.
01:05:17 Maury said it was a 99.9% chance
01:05:21 And I'm gonna honor that!
01:05:23 Anyway, I want my kid to wake up
01:05:31 Here, put this in his room.
01:05:34 I'm out.
01:05:42 Hey, sup, man, I gotta talk to you.
01:05:48 - I ain't going with you.
01:05:51 I mean this shit is dangerous!
01:05:53 Of course it's dangerous, it's a drive-by!
01:05:55 But we can get the money.
01:05:56 All we have to do is battle the 409s
01:05:59 ...pay Sugar Bear back, and we're good.
01:06:01 Nigger, did you wear a pink shirt
01:06:06 It brings out my eyes.
01:06:08 Look, if you walk away from this,
01:06:11 Walk away from what?
01:06:15 I can't go to Just Community College
01:06:17 ...be a doctor,
01:06:19 Yes, you can, man!
01:06:24 Not with these hands!
01:06:27 I got guns for hands!
01:06:30 They call me
01:06:34 For me, it's all about respect.
01:06:41 A- Con...
01:06:58 Are you wearing the elastic
01:07:00 Keep your chins up.
01:07:03 You're never gonna be a Nora.
01:07:06 Yes, this is she.
01:07:09 Hey, Charity. Where's Thomas?
01:07:11 The last time I heard,
01:07:14 - What?
01:07:17 ...and they can't come up with the money.
01:07:19 There has to be another way.
01:07:21 Well, if he had a crew,
01:07:24 ...and possibly won the money back,
01:07:29 Hey, guys! Thomas is in trouble
01:07:33 There's a battle at the Streets tonight
01:07:36 So, what are you saying?
01:07:38 Yeah!
01:07:40 And who's gonna be in this "crew?"
01:07:42 Well, maybe you don't wanna step out
01:07:46 ...but there's a lot going on
01:07:49 Take sweet little Tracy, for example.
01:07:51 She has really bad hair.
01:07:54 Tyler has a horrible smile!
01:07:57 And what about you, Nora?
01:07:59 I mean, everybody knows
01:08:02 Let's do this!
01:08:09 What about the showcase?
01:08:30 The 409 Crew coming up, y'all!
01:08:35 It's that time, y'all.
01:08:37 Now, I believe that our distinguished
01:08:40 ...have made their decision.
01:08:42 May I have the envelope, please?
01:08:46 Man.
01:08:47 And for all you people
01:08:49 I am wearing all yellow.
01:08:51 This is a tight moment.
01:08:55 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:08:58 - The winner is...
01:09:01 - What do you want, punk?
01:09:03 I wanna battle! Me and you, one on one.
01:09:05 That's not how it goes.
01:09:07 - Says who?
01:09:09 Says it right there.
01:09:12 - And you don't have a crew.
01:09:14 Megan? What are you doing here?
01:09:16 Oh, no, this for street dancers only.
01:09:19 We gonna do it
01:09:22 Now the baddest man hit my hand.
01:09:25 Now you've been challenged.
01:09:27 - Let's do this.
01:09:29 Then it's gonna be the 409 Crew versus,
01:09:33 - Thomas Uncles.
01:09:35 Show your love!
01:09:37 Let's go, 409, let's go!
01:09:40 Uncle Toms, assemble!
01:10:06 We got this.
01:10:19 Hey, wait a minute, I thought only
01:10:25 - Hey, yo, Thomas.
01:10:27 What's up?
01:10:29 Mr. Stache took care of that, man.
01:10:32 Now let's serve these suckers, B.
01:10:34 Everybody huddle up.
01:10:36 Hold on, man!
01:10:37 Yo, how we gonna compete
01:10:43 We got this, A-Con.
01:10:46 All right, everybody.
01:10:49 Let's do this!
01:11:14 - What's going on?
01:11:18 Remember the routine you used to do
01:11:20 Do that and you'll be great.
01:11:22 Okay.
01:11:30 I didn't mean that club.
01:11:53 That's my girl!
01:11:55 What's this?
01:12:03 Yeah!
01:12:18 Nigger! Did you wear tight ass shorts
01:12:23 Yeah. So did you.
01:12:27 Oh, yeah. And it worked for T.I.
01:12:30 What up, dawg!
01:12:47 Wee!
01:12:48 Stop weeing!
01:13:13 Yeah! What!
01:13:16 Yeah!
01:13:19 They did their thing tonight!
01:13:21 And the judges have made
01:13:23 And the winner is...
01:13:26 - A tie?
01:13:31 Oh, hell, no!
01:13:33 What y'all want to see?
01:13:38 All right. We gonna do this
01:13:41 Each crew gets one move, no rules,
01:13:47 Let's get it on!
01:13:51 Let's go. They got one move left,
01:13:54 Three, four, five, six, seven.
01:14:06 - What are they doing?
01:14:13 I'm stealing your shit!
01:14:17 Now what?
01:14:19 Yo, that's not fair. You stole our move!
01:14:21 That's true.
01:14:26 Sugar Bear?
01:14:27 I came here to get my bread,
01:14:30 - Here you go.
01:14:33 Don't get cute.
01:14:34 All right, fat boy, let's see what you got.
01:15:39 I'm about to get in your ass!
01:15:51 Am I still cute?
01:15:55 Uncle Toms! Uncle Toms!
01:16:00 And the crowd has spoken!
01:16:02 The winner of this year's
01:16:06 ...goes to the Uncle Toms!
01:16:08 Yeah! Show your love!
01:16:11 Now that's a battle right there!
01:16:21 - Good work, guys!
01:16:23 Hey!
01:16:25 That was really wild,
01:16:27 Thanks. I couldn't let you go out there
01:16:32 Oh, my gosh, Megan!
01:16:36 Thanks, Charity.
01:16:37 By the way,
01:16:41 - Well, now, that certainly was different.
01:16:44 So, you and your entire crew
01:16:48 Ever since I started hanging out
01:16:52 Some things are more important
01:16:55 ...or getting a high-paying job...
01:16:57 ...or inventing something
01:17:00 It's something we like to call respect.
01:17:04 And you only get it here, in the Streets.
01:17:07 Yeah!
01:17:09 Well, this might surprise you...
01:17:11 ...but I know a little something
01:17:14 What you know about hip-hop?
01:17:16 Well, back in the day, I happened to be
01:17:20 - Is that right?
01:17:22 - Well, why don't you kick a beat then?
01:17:29 That beat is hot.
01:17:32 - Oh, yes, they are.
01:17:40 We like to party...
01:17:41 We don't cause trouble
01:17:44 We're just some men that's on the mic...
01:17:46 And when we rock upon the mic
01:17:49 I am a human beatbox...
01:18:03 Hold onto me.
01:18:26 What's the matter, Thomas?
01:18:29 - You think you know me?
01:18:32 Then you need to see me in the light.
01:18:38 Are you afraid?
01:18:40 No. I'm not afraid.
01:18:43 You should be.
01:18:57 - Aren't you even a little scared?
01:19:02 You just turned around
01:19:04 - You don't even have fangs.
01:19:15 - Now you're dancing.
01:19:22 Thomas, why didn't you take me
01:19:25 You don't know what you're saying.
01:19:27 It will change your life.
01:19:30 Once you go black, you never go back?
01:19:33 No. You shouldn't do it until you're
01:19:37 I dream of being with you forever.
01:19:39 - So you really want this?
01:19:43 You're gonna live a long
01:19:49 Oh, shit, white guys.
01:19:50 So, what you're gonna do
01:19:52 Here are the keys.
01:19:56 Don't steal anything, okay? Scurry on.