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Darwin Awards The
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The peaceful moment. |
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It doesn't really exist. |
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By the time I finish this sentence... |
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about seven people around the |
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They call them the Darwin Awards. |
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In the late '70s, they started |
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for the person who died |
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The idea being, these people's |
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they're actually improving the gene |
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For instance, Trip Hansen, an ad executive... |
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was showing off his new penthouse office. |
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Oh, man. Instant fuck pad. |
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You lucky bastard. |
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That glass? Four-ply. |
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- Bulletproof. |
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All right. |
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What are you doing? |
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Walkin' the talk. |
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- No, no, no, no! |
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You know, to prove it was shatterproof. |
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Holy shit! |
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Turns out it wasn't. |
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Everybody's gotta have a hobby. |
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There we are. |
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Okay, I guess you could say it |
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But I just couldn't help trying to imagine... |
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what type of personality it would |
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Why am I so obsessed with |
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Well, that's my dayjob. |
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I'm a criminal profiler |
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Stay on |
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Oh, you got it. You got it. |
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That numb-nuts have |
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The chief said I'd been selected to be |
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Said it would be good for P.R. |
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Truthfully, hejust seems |
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You know, originally when |
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I thought you meant a couple of hours. |
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It's been two days. |
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Just keep going about your |
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Just pretend I'm invisible. |
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This guy was starting to get on my nerves. |
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What are you eating? |
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- You still here? |
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Why liquid soap? |
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I'm considered the best profiler on the force. |
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It's a talent that began back in fourth grade. |
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I see a couple problems with your story. |
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What problem? |
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First, you had to have been |
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Second, he was a Seventh-day Adventist... |
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so why would he be in the liquor store? |
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It's not fair we have to do recess |
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- Who says I did it? |
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Miss Fong flunked you in math. |
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And... the wood chips on the strongbox |
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You tell Miss Fong, and |
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Fourth grade was also the beginning |
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- Hematophobia. Fainting |
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My ability to connect the facts... |
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never really helped my popularity... |
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but at least it provided a job. |
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- We got plenty of Polaroids. |
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I'm takin' a extra set. You know, for Burrows. |
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If that little shit wants to help |
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let him get his ass down |
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He did. He's outside. |
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So... |
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what made you choose me |
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You were the only one on the |
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Oh. |
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Five dead in four weeks. |
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It seemed like a serial case, |
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That meant it fell in my lap. |
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- Hi, Bill. |
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Give me perps under six |
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Check the clothing records |
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S.F.P.D. here. Working overtime. |
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Just ignore the camera. |
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- It's not all doughnuts and broads. |
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Nobody under six feet's gonna have size 14... |
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Whoa! Look at this. |
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At least 378 people do. |
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Those footprints were |
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Guy couldn't have weighed more than 140. |
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- Isolate for guys with some college. Lit majors. |
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Locations of the attacks... |
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Gates Apartments, Eliot Business College... |
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They're all names of poets. |
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Here's your short lit |
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I'd suggest you bring all five of'em in. |
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This perp's gonna be in deep hiding. |
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Criminology 101. Serial killers always |
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"Hematophobia. Debilitating |
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Another fuckin' useless book. |
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You should leave. Now. Leave. |
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Police! Follow my command! |
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Nice and slow. That's it. |
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- What is this? Cops? |
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Get on your knees! Interlace |
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- Call 911. |
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- What? |
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- You have to remain an objective observer. |
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Yeah. This is Officer Burrows. |
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I need immediate backup on |
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Am I gonna have to sign a release? |
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Shut the fuck up! |
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- Oh! |
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"This is the way the world ends. |
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That is the most over-quoted |
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What? Did you have to memorize that |
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Fuck off. |
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Well, then. |
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Oh, my God. |
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- Turn it off. Turn it the fuck off! |
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Isn't this over? I'm not a cop anymore. |
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- There's nothing left to film. |
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You follow its natural course until it's... |
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Oh, just shut up and give |
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What are you doin'? |
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- If I tell you, will you go away? |
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I'm looking at all the bills I can't pay... |
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Rent, Visa, electricity, insurance. |
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Okay, what's goin'on? |
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What's that? |
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What are you doin'? What's that? |
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You can't follow me. |
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- What did you say this was for? |
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It's also a helpful research tool. |
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Mr. Burrows... |
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First Fidelity Life and Casualty already has |
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Yeah, you've got risk profiles for heart |
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But nothing for these Darwin Award types. |
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But you have no experience |
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I was the best on the force at personality |
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Yeah, but we already have |
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I can tell you what kind |
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- Excuse me?... |
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Color? Probably red. |
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- No, make that black. |
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If that were the case, how would you... |
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You have pictures of your wife |
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Bikini-cut briefs drastically |
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Being in the insurance industry, |
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and your fertility restriction is by design. |
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Probably 'cause you're having an affair. |
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Given your age andjob status, there's a |
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But the two gifts in your |
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One from Gump's, obviously for your wife... |
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probably bought out of guilt. |
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The other, from Sugarpuss on Haight Street... |
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which, let's just say, is not |
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According to psychological studies... |
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black is the color chosen by men |
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but who, in fact, are |
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Damn. |
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- Could you turn the camera off, please? |
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Why... |
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Why should First Fidelity |
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The cases I describe in my report cost |
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- That's last year alone. |
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- You said there's no profile. |
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Well, we create one. |
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You can predict a person's |
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For instance, if you weigh over 250 |
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and don't have a nonskid surface in |
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That's worldwide. |
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Sad thing is, 90% of these |
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Just requires a little precaution. |
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Get someone to study |
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find three common risk |
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Screen against this profile, |
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Okay. Okay. You begin immediately... |
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and, um, you start with... with those. |
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These cases are all over the |
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- I've never been out of San Francisco. |
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You have four weeks to prove your theory. |
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Four weeks isn't nearly enough time. |
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I'm gonna pair you with a claims investigator. |
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And she specializes in, um, unusual cases. |
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Jim, you mind? |
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Zippy Cola is a client of First Fidelity. |
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They've got a potential wrongful |
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You nervous? |
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No. Feels good to be working again. |
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That's a lot ofblood. |
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Ugh. Gross. |
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Could you please not... Oh, my God. |
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Yeah. I've got enough for now. |
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Has anybody checked the coins? |
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Who the hell's this guy? |
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Who the fuck is this guy? |
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I have everything I need. Thank you. |
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I just noticed his right sleeve is ripped. |
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Seriously. Who the fuck are you and |
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Hello? Can you look at me |
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Are you crazy? |
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My name is Burrows and... |
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Are you all right? |
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Of course. Just a little light-headed. |
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Listen. |
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I'm Siri Taylor. I'm the claims investigator. |
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And, uh, you are here only to observe. |
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So if you get another theory |
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Well, I do have a theory |
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People think motive analysis is unimaginative. |
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It's actually the opposite. |
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If you imagine all the possible scenarios... |
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you'll find the one most likely. |
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Who... is in fact... your daddy? |
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I am. |
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Come on! |
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Piece of shit! |
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You like that? Come to papa. |
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Come to papi. |
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Oh. Oh, shit. |
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Any second now you can go ahead |
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Hello? |
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I'm actually originally from South Bend. |
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I moved here for love. I know. It's, |
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I needed my space, and much like you... |
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she, uh, wouldn't let me go. |
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Hey. Hey! |
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Hey! Hey! I'm in here! |
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Hey! Hello! |
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You minimum-wage asshole! |
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I'm in here! Motherfucker. |
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Oh, shit. |
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The building will be |
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Have a nice weekend. |
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That's great. |
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. |
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Guys like Emile here... |
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they spend their whole |
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Sooner or later, it's gonna catch up with 'em. |
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This is the way the world ends. |
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First of all, theories are bullshit. |
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"B", the legs on that machine, they failed. |
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So we have liability. Thirdly, |
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- It was criminal tampering. |
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Open up the machine. Check |
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Okay. You want enough rope |
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One condition. You're wrong, and |
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All right. All right. |
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But if I'm right, we investigate |
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Hmm. |
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The deceased's prints coat |
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You on the job? |
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Used to be. S.F.P.D. |
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Also seems I've saved Zippy Cola |
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There's a non-tampering clause. See? |
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- Does that help Emile Travers? |
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But he was clearly in the wrong. |
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Oh, God. What the hell are you doing? |
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Just analyzing motivation. |
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Analyzing motivation. |
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It's simple. Greedy |
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Got his hand caught in the cookie jar. |
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It's not a question of greed. |
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He could afford cheese |
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- To feel like he was beating the system. |
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So, tell me. Why are we going all |
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for a simple stolen car claim? |
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I picked Minnesota... |
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- 'cause the town hasn't had a stolen car in 42 years. |
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So, the chances of a |
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in a town that hasn't had a |
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Oh, thank you. |
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- Thank you. |
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Yeah, you know, hot dish is |
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- What is that? |
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A spork. |
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Combination of spoon and fork. |
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Right. |
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Of course. Of course. |
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For an ex-cop, you're kind |
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I'm not used to traveling. So what? |
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I'm not talking about that. The cashier. |
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You've been checking her |
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but you haven't said anything. |
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I don't have time to... |
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- I'm here to concentrate on work. |
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Okay, listen, Casanova. |
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When we go to interview this car |
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All right? |
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Spork. |
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First rule of investigation: |
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- Would you like a cookie? |
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Um, according to the form here, Mr. Sparrow... |
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it says the men took the car |
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- Yeah, that's how Bob got shot. |
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Um, could you, for the record, just |
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Oh, well, they were, uh, bad guys. |
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They were definitely, uh, |
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They weren't from around |
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Okay, so, bad men from the city. |
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Thank you, Mr. Sparrow. We're done. |
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- We're what? |
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Oh, I don't want any trouble. I just... |
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Why are you making it so complicated? |
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I go through a hundred cases a year. |
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Ninety-nine percent of them |
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I mean, if he was lying... |
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I believe in behavior, not fate. |
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So lightning comes shooting out of the sky... |
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and you're gonna blame the |
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If he's playing golf |
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God. |
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Well, so what if I just decided to walk |
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No, no. I wouldn't do that if I were you. |
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Yeah, you probably wouldn't unzip your |
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You know, you're being |
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And 20% of back injuries occur on... |
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I'm coming! Shit. |
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You all right? |
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No. Yeah. I mean... It's just the fish. |
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Oh, Jesus. Sounds like you have a concussion. |
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No. No, dummy. The fish in the trees. |
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The fish in the... |
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Everywhere. |
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They have carbon burns on them. |
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In this culture, the number |
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There's a rise in recreational accidents |
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Probably because men of that age can afford |
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Damn. |
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- Goddamn. |
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- Uh, what's she get per gallon? |
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- Ow! |
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Oh, yeah! |
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- Ten cylinders, fuel injected! |
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Okay? Fuck you for having |
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Yeah, fuck me is right, eh? |
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Sparrow had been in three vehicular accidents. |
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- Ready, Max? |
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Come on, boy. Come on. |
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Max! Good boy, Max. |
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This lake sucks. All the ducks are gone! |
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- Let's get some fish. |
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- This is gonna take an hour! |
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Recreational use ofhigh explosives |
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But about 3,000 times a year, men |
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- Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Well, I figure instead of busting our asses... |
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diggin' a hole in there, we'll just use this. |
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Hey, shit. Be careful with that. |
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Relax, it's got an extra-long fuse. |
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Besides, I almost made |
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- Jesus Christ! |
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Stop fuckin' around! Throw it! |
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Man. |
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- This is what it's all about. |
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Heel, Max! |
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- You know, Max could get hurt. |
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He's fetching! Drop it! |
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Drop it, Max! Drop it! |
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Tom, what do we do now? |
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Run! |
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Run! |
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- Whoa! Fuck. |
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No, Max! |
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- No! |
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Oh! |
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Bob! It's freezing! |
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- Hold up! Hold up! |
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Bravery and stupidity aren't |
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In fact, you might argue |
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Bob! Oh! Bob! |
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Hey. You're zoning out again. |
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I want to go to the hospital. |
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Oh, come on. Come on. We're |
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Besides, the case is closed. |
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Correction. We learned he had |
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car accidents, and he's a second child. |
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Just like Emile Travers. |
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Hey, you just hate the fact |
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- Hey! Who found the fish? |
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It's not like you thought, "I'm gonna |
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- You fell. |
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Something you wouldn't have thought to do... |
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because you're too chickenshit to |
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Laughing is not objective. |
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Before, these Darwin cases |
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Now I was connecting them to names and faces. |
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I wasn't satisfiedjust studying |
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I wanted to find a way to prevent them. |
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Sorry. Nurse! |
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Can you speed up a little bit? |
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Two-lane highways with broken |
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Seventy percent of accidents |
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You're going 35 in a |
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Most studies have a plus or minus 10% error. |
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I'm correcting for that. |
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- What is this? |
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He rocks. He's a musical genius. |
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It's been proven that |
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- Lost your crazy mind. |
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Fuck. |
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What's so unusual about |
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that we're driving all the way to Nevada? |
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There's no body. No leads. |
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Except for one unusual piece of evidence. |
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Forget it. Got nothin'. |
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No wreckage. |
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How far do the skid marks extend? |
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Uh, 2.8 miles. |
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No. You didn't look far enough. |
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Listen, buddy, it's over. |
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We've got a million-dollar life |
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How do you explain these? |
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You know what? It's not my |
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Didn't you stop to think something |
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was going inexplicably fast? |
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Listen, we searched a hundred-yard radius... |
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on both sides of the skids and found nothing. |
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No. I mean really fast. |
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There's metal in the skid |
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From what? |
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Melted wheels. |
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When a man oflimited means... |
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has a million-dollar life insurance |
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Foul play by the beneficiary |
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Suicide, if proven, is cause for cancellation. |
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You like her, don't you? |
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That's a bullshit question. |
| 00:31:52 |
Now why is it a bullshit question? |
| 00:31:58 |
You see, your whole "film school" |
| 00:32:03 |
You're trying to get me to say certain |
| 00:32:07 |
Hey, it's all real footage, man. |
| 00:32:09 |
No. It's the 90 minutes of footage you're |
| 00:32:15 |
Then you're gonna edit it to make |
| 00:32:18 |
or someone look like the hero. |
| 00:32:20 |
The only problem is, there are no heroes here. |
| 00:32:32 |
Ow! |
| 00:32:33 |
Harvey! Will you cut that racket out? |
| 00:32:37 |
In many ways, Harvey was |
| 00:32:41 |
He had the classic |
| 00:32:44 |
Stan, do you ever get the feeling |
| 00:32:51 |
What? Like Europe? |
| 00:32:55 |
On the surface, a second |
| 00:32:58 |
Premium, right? |
| 00:33:00 |
No. Mid-grade's fine. Thanks. |
| 00:33:04 |
This has got fuel injection. |
| 00:33:07 |
Just mid-grade. |
| 00:33:14 |
But boiling just below the |
| 00:33:17 |
is a competitive risk |
| 00:33:21 |
Been working on my own car a bit. |
| 00:33:23 |
She ain't much, but she's |
| 00:33:26 |
Keep the change. |
| 00:33:37 |
Oh, faster! |
| 00:33:40 |
You can go faster, baby. |
| 00:33:42 |
Oh, as fast as you can. Come on. |
| 00:33:46 |
Oh! Go as fast as you can, please? |
| 00:33:51 |
No, faster! You can go faster, baby, please? |
| 00:33:55 |
All right, I'll go as fast as I can. |
| 00:34:06 |
- That's it. |
| 00:35:06 |
One of the largest safety risks... |
| 00:35:08 |
is the unregulated sale of military surplus. |
| 00:35:11 |
Whoa. Whoa. |
| 00:35:14 |
Man. Huh. You guys are mad at somebody. |
| 00:35:18 |
Hey, Harvey, grenades. |
| 00:35:20 |
Oh, I wouldn't touch that if I was you. |
| 00:35:22 |
- Why? Is it live? |
| 00:35:25 |
- That's pretty cool. |
| 00:35:28 |
Well, how many do you need? |
| 00:35:30 |
Hey, Harvey. Look at that. |
| 00:35:32 |
Am I good? Or am I bad? |
| 00:35:34 |
I don't know. Somewhere in between, probably. |
| 00:35:44 |
- What the hell is that? |
| 00:35:47 |
- Not for sale? |
| 00:35:49 |
- For what? |
| 00:35:53 |
- How much? |
| 00:35:57 |
What in God's name you wanna |
| 00:36:14 |
Joleen, are you proud of me? |
| 00:36:22 |
Like on TV, when you see |
| 00:36:26 |
Think I could be someone like that? |
| 00:36:30 |
I don't know. I've never met |
| 00:36:53 |
Stan, this is your station. |
| 00:36:56 |
I'm gonna go a mile back up the road. |
| 00:36:58 |
Well, how can I film it? |
| 00:37:00 |
Don't worry. I'll be |
| 00:37:03 |
As soon as you hear the |
| 00:37:05 |
Okay. Harvey, you know, if we film |
| 00:37:11 |
- 'Cause I'm on that probation. |
| 00:37:13 |
We're not gonna be in |
| 00:37:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:19 |
Harvey, you're not gonna |
| 00:37:23 |
Nah, don't worry. I'm not |
| 00:37:28 |
Harvey. Am I good, or am I bad? |
| 00:37:32 |
You're just a little bit bad. |
| 00:37:36 |
But what's wrong with that? |
| 00:37:40 |
- The JATO rocket is designed to add thrust... |
| 00:37:44 |
...to overloaded transport planes like C-130s... |
| 00:37:47 |
which, fully loaded, weigh |
| 00:37:52 |
Harvey's Chevy weighed less than two. |
| 00:38:07 |
Harvey accelerated to 50 miles per hour |
| 00:38:18 |
The first two switches mixed the fluids. |
| 00:38:21 |
Once mixed, they become one of the |
| 00:38:27 |
unleashing a force beyond the |
| 00:38:36 |
Okay. Harvey should be |
| 00:38:39 |
I'm not sure if this is gonna work. |
| 00:38:42 |
By the time Harvey hit the brakes... |
| 00:38:45 |
the car was already going 250 miles per hour. |
| 00:38:48 |
Then the peak burn hit. |
| 00:38:50 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:39:01 |
Harvey managed to pull the parking brake. |
| 00:39:03 |
This would have been of no use... |
| 00:39:06 |
because at 300 miles per |
| 00:39:20 |
Tellis Pearlman saw his fate coming |
| 00:39:25 |
Forces usually reserved for wind tunnel |
| 00:39:38 |
The more I learn about this man, |
| 00:39:47 |
Harvey made a brave decision. |
| 00:39:49 |
With three seconds ofburn left, Harvey |
| 00:39:52 |
hitting the sloped shoulder. |
| 00:39:59 |
The trajectory sent Harvey |
| 00:40:10 |
I did it! I fucking did something! |
| 00:40:21 |
What happened? |
| 00:40:26 |
Nothing. I fell asleep at the wheel. |
| 00:40:30 |
Kids, kids. Quiet. |
| 00:40:33 |
Your father's lost his mind again. |
| 00:40:35 |
Two days later, Pearlman |
| 00:40:39 |
a U.F.O. that came and |
| 00:40:42 |
Mama! |
| 00:40:44 |
- Stan, reverting to his criminal instincts, ran. |
| 00:40:48 |
Okay, well, um, it was coming toward... |
| 00:40:51 |
It was like a flashlight, |
| 00:40:53 |
It was going about 3,000 miles an hour. |
| 00:40:55 |
- 3,000 miles an hour? |
| 00:40:59 |
Very fast. |
| 00:41:01 |
Mr. Pearlman, could it |
| 00:41:04 |
He has no imagination! He's completely insane. |
| 00:41:07 |
He ordered 22 cases of paper towels. |
| 00:41:10 |
And you don't have a history of narcotics. |
| 00:41:12 |
It happened. I was driving |
| 00:41:16 |
I had my children in the |
| 00:41:18 |
One more second and we would |
| 00:41:21 |
Siri, he saved the Pearlmans'lives. |
| 00:41:23 |
He's actually kind of a hero. |
| 00:41:25 |
What? Listen. |
| 00:41:27 |
Two years ago in Louisiana... |
| 00:41:29 |
a single mother and her three |
| 00:41:32 |
I had to look her in the |
| 00:41:36 |
I am sure as hell not gonna |
| 00:41:38 |
to some idiot who strapped a JATO |
| 00:41:42 |
Look at the trajectory. He was home free. |
| 00:41:44 |
The rocket was burned out, then he swerved. |
| 00:41:46 |
- The claim is rejected. |
| 00:41:49 |
Man, you are losing it. We've |
| 00:41:54 |
Jesus. |
| 00:41:56 |
Don't you have to go back |
| 00:41:59 |
- This is my thesis project. I can take as long as I want. |
| 00:42:02 |
Could you be any louder and more obnoxious? |
| 00:42:17 |
"You can't beat me, but |
| 00:42:21 |
God, don't you ever stop? |
| 00:42:23 |
If I don't meet this deadline... |
| 00:42:26 |
my life, the one I was planning for, is over. |
| 00:42:30 |
It's just that it's always |
| 00:42:34 |
and safety belts with you. |
| 00:42:37 |
Doing the right thing. |
| 00:42:39 |
It's like you're... you're |
| 00:42:43 |
Well, the world's a dangerous place 24-7... |
| 00:42:46 |
and if you're weak or you make a mistake |
| 00:42:54 |
Somebody maybe even dies. |
| 00:42:58 |
And it doesn't help when someone won't |
| 00:43:01 |
at a critical moment. |
| 00:43:04 |
Burrows. So what is it? You |
| 00:43:09 |
Sure. Why not? I'd love to live to 100. |
| 00:43:13 |
Even if it meant giving up everything |
| 00:43:18 |
I think I got a pretty |
| 00:43:20 |
What am I giving up? Uh, hot |
| 00:43:24 |
You know what I mean. Come on. |
| 00:43:36 |
Mmm! |
| 00:43:50 |
See the girl behind the counter? |
| 00:43:52 |
Tell her I'm your fiancée, and I |
| 00:43:55 |
Then ask her for a drink |
| 00:43:58 |
Um, you know, a shoulder to |
| 00:44:01 |
Now, when she says yes, play track |
| 00:44:05 |
It's in the car. |
| 00:44:07 |
I have no intention of, um... |
| 00:44:10 |
And even if I did, I certainly |
| 00:44:16 |
You don't deserve Wilco. Just trust me. |
| 00:44:19 |
Look at her. She's |
| 00:44:23 |
She's probably desperate. |
| 00:44:25 |
If you have any kind of pulse, you'll do it. |
| 00:44:29 |
It's over! We're through! |
| 00:44:38 |
You even begin to follow me over there, |
| 00:44:43 |
Yeah, good. |
| 00:44:50 |
Here... |
| 00:44:55 |
Did she say yes? |
| 00:44:57 |
Her name's Zoe. Meeting her at 11:00. |
| 00:45:03 |
What do you think of when you hear |
| 00:45:08 |
Um, sex? |
| 00:45:20 |
Damn. |
| 00:45:32 |
Death trap. |
| 00:45:40 |
Always be prepared. |
| 00:45:44 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:46:04 |
Goddamn! |
| 00:46:17 |
God! Thank you, Jesus. |
| 00:46:21 |
Oh, God! Jesus! |
| 00:46:25 |
If you have a soul, you will help me. |
| 00:46:29 |
You know how war photographers can't interfere |
| 00:46:33 |
No! |
| 00:46:36 |
You will burn in hell for this. |
| 00:46:40 |
Help! Help! |
| 00:46:44 |
Help! Help! |
| 00:46:49 |
- Burrows? |
| 00:46:53 |
- Help! |
| 00:46:58 |
And I didn't even think you |
| 00:47:03 |
I was just, the... It was... |
| 00:47:06 |
Let's just skip the |
| 00:47:11 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:47:17 |
Well, see, the main ethic of |
| 00:47:19 |
That's a really expensive |
| 00:47:22 |
Yeah, actually. Kind of is. No, |
| 00:47:29 |
Let's just try to get you down. |
| 00:47:31 |
What do you think of when you hear |
| 00:47:37 |
Please don't ask me that right now. |
| 00:47:42 |
No, wait... |
| 00:47:45 |
Yeah, but this is where |
| 00:47:51 |
Look, I'm real flattered, but that is |
| 00:47:57 |
It's the straps. |
| 00:48:00 |
Oh, boy. Okay, I got an idea. I have an idea. |
| 00:48:02 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:48:04 |
- What? |
| 00:48:09 |
- Ow! God! |
| 00:48:14 |
Hello? |
| 00:48:16 |
- Michael? |
| 00:48:18 |
Yeah. He's right here. |
| 00:48:20 |
It's your date. |
| 00:48:24 |
- Hello? |
| 00:48:25 |
Oh, hi. It's you. Yeah. |
| 00:48:28 |
Uh, that was my business partner. We're just... |
| 00:48:30 |
Well, she's helping me... |
| 00:48:32 |
- Ah! God! |
| 00:48:36 |
Just figured something out. Ah, yeah. Yeah. |
| 00:48:38 |
That's it! |
| 00:48:39 |
Good. There's this Polynesian |
| 00:48:42 |
They make really big drinks, and you |
| 00:48:45 |
- It's sort of like Don Ho. |
| 00:48:47 |
I'm right in the thick of... In the |
| 00:48:51 |
I think I should be with you shortly. |
| 00:48:53 |
Yeah. Okay. |
| 00:48:55 |
Bye. |
| 00:48:58 |
Next time, try a bath. Have fun. |
| 00:49:02 |
Thank you. |
| 00:49:05 |
I give you such a perfect |
| 00:49:09 |
I can barely walk, much less anything else. |
| 00:49:13 |
Last night actually explained so much. |
| 00:49:18 |
- I have a theory. |
| 00:49:21 |
No, seriously. You are so |
| 00:49:25 |
that you are actually becoming one. |
| 00:49:28 |
I think she's got a point. |
| 00:49:34 |
No, I don't want Marcus, and |
| 00:49:39 |
We'll be landing in 10 minutes, sir. |
| 00:49:41 |
Christ, man, who's flying the plane? |
| 00:49:43 |
I just put it on autopilot, ma'am. |
| 00:49:45 |
Oh. Autopilot. Fantastic. |
| 00:49:48 |
No. Marcus just got Carla a brand-new |
| 00:49:53 |
and we're going to rough |
| 00:50:08 |
The controls on the dash are... |
| 00:50:12 |
Cruise control? What's that? |
| 00:50:14 |
- Cruise control is... It's like autopilot. |
| 00:50:19 |
Then you have the... |
| 00:50:31 |
You know? I think I'm really |
| 00:50:37 |
- My last experience at the dentist was a nightmare. |
| 00:50:39 |
There's no |
| 00:50:42 |
We're a team. We're a team. |
| 00:50:46 |
- Darling, do you want another drink? |
| 00:50:48 |
Magic. Yeah. I'm going to put |
| 00:50:54 |
Go do your thing. |
| 00:51:00 |
Darling... |
| 00:51:04 |
I've got a lovely surprise for you. |
| 00:51:14 |
That's very nice. |
| 00:51:29 |
Who's driving the van? |
| 00:51:32 |
It's on autopilot. |
| 00:51:41 |
Oh, fuck. |
| 00:52:01 |
I don't know if I made this clear enough... |
| 00:52:04 |
but we're not going anywhere |
| 00:52:08 |
My lawyer says because of a pending |
| 00:52:13 |
How am I supposed to... |
| 00:52:17 |
I'll take a written statement |
| 00:52:19 |
You know what this is? |
| 00:52:22 |
It's got your dental impressions. |
| 00:52:25 |
And, well, I mean, your wearing a diaper |
| 00:52:30 |
And frankly, I don't give a shit if |
| 00:52:35 |
What my partner means to say |
| 00:52:39 |
Lesions on the base of the penis! Come on! |
| 00:52:43 |
- Come on, what? |
| 00:52:46 |
And you say my theories are out there! |
| 00:52:51 |
It's bullshit! She gave him a blow job! |
| 00:53:06 |
You know these X-factor types of yours? |
| 00:53:08 |
They may die young, but they |
| 00:53:12 |
Okay, I admit your theory on |
| 00:53:16 |
Oh, come on. It was obvious from the get-go. |
| 00:53:19 |
No. Yesterday, 11:33 a.m, |
| 00:53:24 |
she was giving him a... |
| 00:53:27 |
Blow job. |
| 00:53:28 |
You know, I still wonder if it's even |
| 00:53:31 |
Oh, believe me. It's possible. |
| 00:53:36 |
Whoa! No, stop! It's all right. Okay, |
| 00:53:39 |
That's all it took? |
| 00:53:41 |
Christ, I thought I was gonna have to |
| 00:53:44 |
- to ever hear you say that. |
| 00:53:47 |
Oh! Hey, if we wanna make it to Tacoma |
| 00:53:51 |
Interstate goes over a 6,000-foot pass. |
| 00:53:53 |
It'll be ice this time of year. This road will |
| 00:54:04 |
All right, this cannot be the right way. |
| 00:54:08 |
Everything's under control. |
| 00:54:10 |
There's a cattle grate up ahead. That |
| 00:54:13 |
Ranches? |
| 00:54:24 |
Okay, and we don't have a spare? |
| 00:54:27 |
One. Car's also stuck in the grate. |
| 00:54:30 |
Excellent! My fucking battery's dead. |
| 00:54:38 |
- No signal. |
| 00:54:40 |
Wejust wait around here until it gets |
| 00:54:44 |
You know, I take a lot of crap |
| 00:54:48 |
For thinking ahead. But you're |
| 00:54:54 |
This balloon... |
| 00:54:58 |
filament wire and helium. |
| 00:55:14 |
See, the wire acts like a long |
| 00:55:48 |
Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. |
| 00:55:49 |
Oh, it's too damp. |
| 00:55:51 |
Fuck. |
| 00:55:54 |
Remember a few years back, |
| 00:55:57 |
who ran out of gas on a desolate road... |
| 00:56:00 |
and they didn't find their bodies until... |
| 00:56:02 |
- That's it. There's a gas can in the car. |
| 00:56:09 |
I got it. |
| 00:56:19 |
- Do it. Just... |
| 00:56:23 |
Okay. |
| 00:56:34 |
You are one of these sorry-ass Darwin cases. |
| 00:56:42 |
Should we move near the car for heat? |
| 00:56:45 |
No, the embers from the tires could |
| 00:56:53 |
So what that, that phrase? |
| 00:56:56 |
"Beat me"... something? |
| 00:56:59 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:57:01 |
Written by a perp who I let get away. |
| 00:57:03 |
Only a matter of time before |
| 00:57:06 |
I'm sorry about what I said before. |
| 00:57:09 |
- It's just our car blew up, and... |
| 00:57:12 |
You're right. I'm... |
| 00:57:14 |
I'm beginning to relate to these |
| 00:57:19 |
It happens. |
| 00:57:21 |
I have a secret... |
| 00:57:24 |
something I've never told anyone before. |
| 00:57:31 |
Oh, shit. I'm out of tape! Damn it. |
| 00:57:36 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:57:41 |
That's the most incredible |
| 00:57:46 |
I have a cell phone. |
| 00:57:49 |
And it has signal too. |
| 00:57:51 |
- What? |
| 00:57:53 |
What? Wh-What? |
| 00:57:55 |
I have a cell phone. |
| 00:57:58 |
- You have a... Show you... |
| 00:58:02 |
- Please don't. |
| 00:58:20 |
Gesundheit. Or bless you. Whatever. |
| 00:58:23 |
Thanks. |
| 00:58:30 |
How do they do it? |
| 00:58:33 |
What? |
| 00:58:35 |
People with normal lives. |
| 00:58:38 |
You got me. Why? Is that, |
| 00:58:44 |
I never hope. |
| 00:58:49 |
Too disappointing. |
| 00:58:51 |
It's amazing. |
| 00:58:53 |
Some people bring danger on themselves |
| 00:58:59 |
while others seem immune |
| 00:59:03 |
They do everything wrong, |
| 00:59:06 |
cause death, damage to property. |
| 00:59:08 |
Yet they still live to tell about it. |
| 00:59:16 |
Come on, dude. Let's go! |
| 00:59:22 |
Simon! Did you steal my pot again? |
| 00:59:24 |
No! Relax, Mom. I'll be back by 11:30. |
| 00:59:27 |
Get back here, you little shit! |
| 00:59:29 |
- Hi, Mrs. Simon. |
| 00:59:32 |
Let's go! |
| 00:59:37 |
- Got the tickets? |
| 00:59:39 |
- Fuck, dude! |
| 00:59:43 |
He'll be there. Whoo! |
| 00:59:52 |
Metallica! Whoo! |
| 00:59:55 |
- Metallica! |
| 00:59:58 |
Yeah! Nice parking space, dude. |
| 01:00:02 |
He told me he'd be here by 8:00. |
| 01:00:05 |
He's not fuckin' comin', man. |
| 01:00:11 |
Listen to that. Metallica's taking the stage, |
| 01:00:24 |
They're not comin' back for two years. |
| 01:00:28 |
I'll probably be dead or married by then. |
| 01:00:31 |
Hey! Hey. You wanna sell your tickets? |
| 01:00:33 |
- No way. |
| 01:00:35 |
- Nah. |
| 01:00:38 |
killer weed. |
| 01:00:41 |
All right, man. There's no |
| 01:00:44 |
- Dude, I'll give you my van. |
| 01:00:45 |
- I'm serious, dude. |
| 01:00:47 |
- It's right there. |
| 01:00:51 |
- No thanks. |
| 01:00:54 |
Hey, fuck you, dude! |
| 01:00:56 |
That van has an excellent tape deck! |
| 01:00:58 |
Enjoy your leather pants, |
| 01:01:03 |
That was beautiful, man. |
| 01:01:05 |
You're so dedicated to Metallica that |
| 01:01:10 |
Man, you lost your virginity in that van. |
| 01:01:12 |
No, dude. I'm still a virgin. |
| 01:01:14 |
- What about Lisa Cummings? |
| 01:01:17 |
Ah, fuck. |
| 01:01:20 |
Exactly, man. What do we got? |
| 01:01:22 |
Our lives are shit. |
| 01:01:25 |
So that's why it is our birthright |
| 01:01:30 |
to get messed up and go |
| 01:01:33 |
Metallica! Metallica! |
| 01:01:51 |
I'm getting you into this concert, man. |
| 01:01:55 |
The chances of a fatal |
| 01:02:00 |
with a blood alcohol level of over. 20. |
| 01:02:02 |
- Come on up, man. It's easy. |
| 01:02:07 |
the likelihood increases 10 times. |
| 01:02:09 |
Come on, man. You can do it. |
| 01:02:14 |
Use the power of the music. |
| 01:02:21 |
Thank you. |
| 01:02:26 |
Dude, I'm in, man! I'm in! |
| 01:02:29 |
Aaah! Fuck! Shit! |
| 01:02:31 |
- Dude, help me out! |
| 01:02:34 |
- Help me, man! Help me! |
| 01:02:36 |
Help me, man! Help me! |
| 01:02:39 |
- Use that Popeye strength from your mama. |
| 01:02:41 |
Help me, man. Help me! |
| 01:02:49 |
Goddamn! |
| 01:02:51 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:03:02 |
- Simon! |
| 01:03:06 |
The tree, like, caught me. |
| 01:03:10 |
Oh, yeah. I love that part. Yeah. |
| 01:03:13 |
All right, dude, I'm gonna get the rope. |
| 01:03:15 |
No, man. I think I'm |
| 01:03:17 |
I don't know, dude. It looks pretty far. |
| 01:03:19 |
It's bushes, man. I can make it. |
| 01:03:22 |
No, dude. Come on. |
| 01:03:24 |
I'm gonna cut myself free... |
| 01:03:26 |
and then the bushes'll catch me. |
| 01:03:29 |
When you fall just be |
| 01:03:31 |
- Right. |
| 01:03:34 |
Hey. Can you shine that light |
| 01:03:44 |
Dude, I'm tokin' simultaneously. |
| 01:03:47 |
Yeah, man. |
| 01:03:51 |
- Ah! |
| 01:03:55 |
Simon! |
| 01:03:57 |
Fuck, man! You trying to kill me? |
| 01:04:00 |
Sorry, dude. What's the situation? |
| 01:04:05 |
I think it's pretty fucked up, man! |
| 01:04:07 |
- These are, like, sticker bushes! |
| 01:04:10 |
- Didn't fall on my head. |
| 01:04:21 |
I got an idea. |
| 01:04:24 |
I'm gonna tie the rope to the bumper of the |
| 01:04:27 |
Then I'll just ease you up, all right? |
| 01:04:30 |
The other risk factor with |
| 01:04:33 |
- is seriously impairedjudgment. |
| 01:04:42 |
- More, dude. |
| 01:04:45 |
Yeah. Yeah, I got it! I got it! |
| 01:04:53 |
Ah, fuck. |
| 01:04:55 |
Oh, shit. Aah. |
| 01:05:10 |
Dude! |
| 01:05:20 |
Dude. |
| 01:05:23 |
Listen. We stopped the music. |
| 01:05:26 |
The boy in the van survived. |
| 01:05:28 |
His friend was not so lucky. |
| 01:05:35 |
Gotta make a phone call. |
| 01:05:55 |
Fuck. |
| 01:06:09 |
This is purely for investigative purposes. |
| 01:06:18 |
What the hell are you doing? |
| 01:06:24 |
Research. |
| 01:06:27 |
Ah. Well, good to see you're holdin' up. |
| 01:06:31 |
- Neither of them is a second child. |
| 01:06:35 |
So that was the one solid |
| 01:06:39 |
Look, with the amount of money you're |
| 01:06:43 |
believe me, you're gonna get the job. |
| 01:06:48 |
A new job... doesn't matter anymore. |
| 01:06:51 |
If I'm gonna find a way |
| 01:06:55 |
I have to know why they do it. |
| 01:07:03 |
I'll tell you why. |
| 01:07:06 |
Do you know that companies intentionally |
| 01:07:11 |
hoping you won't notice, just |
| 01:07:15 |
And insurance firms, |
| 01:07:18 |
we have a... policy... |
| 01:07:21 |
of rejecting every claim right off the bat. |
| 01:07:27 |
And if you call to dispute that claim... |
| 01:07:30 |
you get put on hold. |
| 01:07:33 |
And then you get sent through an |
| 01:07:38 |
until you just give up. |
| 01:07:41 |
All these minor insults, |
| 01:07:45 |
Finally, people just... |
| 01:07:52 |
And you feel... |
| 01:07:56 |
powerless and faceless, and... |
| 01:08:02 |
and you end up strapping a JATO |
| 01:08:08 |
Let's get you some coffee. |
| 01:08:16 |
Oh, uh, coffee, regular. |
| 01:08:21 |
"You can't beat me." |
| 01:08:24 |
So illiterate for a lit major. |
| 01:08:27 |
Well, a lit major. |
| 01:08:31 |
Nah, not a quote. |
| 01:08:35 |
Did you hear that one about the |
| 01:08:39 |
- Oh, yeah, yeah, with the dog. |
| 01:08:41 |
What about the guy who takes a |
| 01:08:45 |
- Yeah. He did a thousand miles an hour. |
| 01:08:47 |
- You've gotta be kidding me. |
| 01:08:49 |
Harvey Wedstone. |
| 01:08:52 |
What? |
| 01:08:54 |
He had a name, and it |
| 01:08:56 |
And he had something you'll never have... |
| 01:08:59 |
- an imagination. |
| 01:09:04 |
How about I don't give a shit? |
| 01:09:05 |
You will. |
| 01:09:08 |
No! |
| 01:09:31 |
Can you see me? |
| 01:09:34 |
Yeah. |
| 01:09:37 |
Where are we? |
| 01:09:39 |
Oh, we're in my room. |
| 01:09:41 |
Where's the numb-nuts? |
| 01:09:43 |
- I locked him in the bathroom. |
| 01:09:48 |
Oh, my God. Are you still high? |
| 01:09:51 |
'Cause this stuff is kinda strong. |
| 01:09:54 |
I don't know. |
| 01:09:57 |
It's kinda cool. |
| 01:09:59 |
You know, I... saw the boy's face. |
| 01:10:04 |
And it was like I was one of them. |
| 01:10:07 |
- I'm starting to worry about you, Burrows. |
| 01:10:11 |
You gotta learn |
| 01:10:16 |
Just let them go. |
| 01:10:20 |
- Well, I can't. |
| 01:10:22 |
- I'm not like you. |
| 01:10:25 |
Look at yourself, Siri. |
| 01:10:26 |
The body of that boy in the morgue... |
| 01:10:29 |
You acted like he was just some piece of meat. |
| 01:10:33 |
Well, you know... |
| 01:10:38 |
You've been doing this for four |
| 01:10:43 |
You've gone from... |
| 01:10:48 |
Well, I've been doing it for 10 years. |
| 01:10:52 |
And I've been doing it alone. |
| 01:10:55 |
- Siri, I'm sorry. |
| 01:10:59 |
and photographically |
| 01:11:02 |
I remember good things too. |
| 01:11:05 |
On December 3, 10:45 a.m... |
| 01:11:09 |
your arm brushed against my shoulder... |
| 01:11:13 |
as we ate at the restaurant. |
| 01:11:15 |
On December 13, after dinner... |
| 01:11:19 |
your hand rested on mine for a moment... |
| 01:11:24 |
as you got in the car. |
| 01:11:27 |
Yesterday, at 5:45 p.m... |
| 01:11:55 |
This is gold, baby. |
| 01:11:59 |
Ah, shit. |
| 01:12:10 |
Oh, it's you. How'd you get out? |
| 01:12:13 |
- She had to take a shower. |
| 01:12:16 |
I think she might be in |
| 01:12:25 |
Damn, she's... |
| 01:12:27 |
- Okay, okay. |
| 01:12:31 |
- Hey. How's it goin'? |
| 01:12:34 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:12:38 |
Come on, Burrows. |
| 01:12:41 |
Last night was... stress relief. |
| 01:12:44 |
You know, we were both on edge. |
| 01:12:46 |
A little reefer involved. |
| 01:12:49 |
It was more than just stress relief. |
| 01:12:51 |
Um, you know what? Don't you have, like... |
| 01:12:55 |
less than five days to |
| 01:12:58 |
How did you put it? "My life will be over." |
| 01:13:01 |
Sorry. |
| 01:13:04 |
You know, we're not the |
| 01:13:08 |
you know, do that or have that or whatever. |
| 01:13:16 |
You think I don't know people. |
| 01:13:19 |
You're wrong. |
| 01:13:22 |
That was my specialty... |
| 01:13:25 |
Analyzing a personality, anticipating |
| 01:13:30 |
Your father left you between |
| 01:13:34 |
Just old enough to have a |
| 01:13:37 |
Fuzzy enough that you can project |
| 01:13:42 |
Fear of rejection causes you to work long |
| 01:13:46 |
It keeps attachments to a minimum. |
| 01:13:48 |
Unless it's a one-night stand. |
| 01:13:51 |
You like those 'cause you |
| 01:13:54 |
That way you can always be |
| 01:13:58 |
Tell me, genius. |
| 01:14:01 |
What is my ultimate mistake gonna be? |
| 01:14:04 |
You'll do this pattern too long... |
| 01:14:09 |
To the point where you can't |
| 01:14:15 |
Ow. Ow! I cut myself. |
| 01:14:22 |
You know what? I know what |
| 01:14:24 |
You're faint of heart. |
| 01:14:27 |
Find yourself another partner, because I quit. |
| 01:14:32 |
You okay, man? |
| 01:14:35 |
Uh, I guess I am. |
| 01:14:38 |
You've got to snap out of it, man. Seriously. |
| 01:14:40 |
You guys didn't get along anyway. |
| 01:14:43 |
- I guess. |
| 01:14:47 |
San Francisco Police say the North |
| 01:14:50 |
The body of a young 25-to-35-year-old |
| 01:14:54 |
Son of a bitch! |
| 01:14:57 |
There were no other witnesses. |
| 01:15:03 |
Couple at the restaurant, they were... |
| 01:15:07 |
You don't see that much anymore. |
| 01:15:12 |
When I arrested the perp, I |
| 01:15:16 |
- You travel with your tapes? |
| 01:15:18 |
- All of them? |
| 01:15:22 |
Fast-forward. |
| 01:15:25 |
Slow it down. |
| 01:15:30 |
Freeze the frame. Zoom in. |
| 01:15:37 |
- "Howl." |
| 01:15:39 |
A famous book by one of the beat poets. |
| 01:15:41 |
Beat poets. |
| 01:15:44 |
"You can't beat me." |
| 01:15:47 |
The plans have changed. |
| 01:15:56 |
Entering a crime scene or |
| 01:16:00 |
I don't recommend it. |
| 01:16:10 |
Nothing's changed. |
| 01:16:12 |
I'm here 'cause numb-nuts called me and |
| 01:16:17 |
- Sorry. |
| 01:16:19 |
Why don't you just sell out |
| 01:16:21 |
Listen, this is not your responsibility. |
| 01:16:25 |
- Just call the police. |
| 01:16:27 |
And this woman, she's |
| 01:16:30 |
- You can't even go in there. |
| 01:16:37 |
Footprints. |
| 01:16:39 |
Um, yeah, and they're huge. |
| 01:16:42 |
Good. Do you see any writing anywhere? |
| 01:16:44 |
Just the menu. |
| 01:16:47 |
Well, what does it say? |
| 01:16:54 |
It's so obvious. |
| 01:16:57 |
The book by Ferlinghetti. |
| 01:17:06 |
Hey. Look what I found. |
| 01:17:09 |
That's great. |
| 01:17:11 |
But he was referring to |
| 01:17:14 |
not some tourist guide. |
| 01:17:16 |
Well, why don't we just go talk |
| 01:17:19 |
- That's a great idea. |
| 01:17:22 |
You don't just go talk |
| 01:17:24 |
Well, it says right here |
| 01:17:29 |
Um, is this guy here by any chance? |
| 01:17:31 |
No. |
| 01:17:33 |
I think he's having a drink over at Tosca. |
| 01:17:39 |
- Buy me this? |
| 01:17:43 |
Sir, have you ever seen this man? |
| 01:17:45 |
Oh, yeah. That guy. |
| 01:17:47 |
- He was a real wannabe beat. |
| 01:17:51 |
Well, he filled endless |
| 01:17:53 |
and nobody would publish |
| 01:17:55 |
You can imagine how the poor guy felt. |
| 01:17:58 |
I don't think this man feels anything. |
| 01:18:00 |
Well, as the man says, "Only |
| 01:18:04 |
I remember him. He was a real asshole. |
| 01:18:08 |
Do-Do you have, uh... Any |
| 01:18:12 |
I haven't seen him in years. |
| 01:18:14 |
I do remember that he |
| 01:18:17 |
with Brautigan's Trout Fishing in America. |
| 01:18:19 |
Fishing for clues. Of course. |
| 01:18:21 |
When Brautigan was alive, he used |
| 01:18:25 |
It was really creepy. |
| 01:18:27 |
Are you talking about that office above |
| 01:18:32 |
Vesuvio's. That was the place. |
| 01:18:36 |
That's a great book, by the way. |
| 01:18:40 |
Okay, now it really is time to call the cops. |
| 01:18:42 |
It's not like TV. You can't |
| 01:18:45 |
For the conviction to stick, we need |
| 01:18:48 |
Yeah, but you just said we can't break in. |
| 01:18:51 |
Remember those guys at the rock |
| 01:18:54 |
- Do you remember what happened to them? |
| 01:18:56 |
Precisely my point. |
| 01:18:58 |
Listen, it'd be a good idea to have |
| 01:19:07 |
Siri, when I see the evidence, |
| 01:19:12 |
- Okay. Then I call 911. |
| 01:19:15 |
Yeah. |
| 01:19:32 |
Bingo. |
| 01:19:40 |
What the hell are you doing? |
| 01:19:43 |
Oh, I tied on to the other end of the rope. |
| 01:19:45 |
That is too much weight. |
| 01:19:52 |
Okay, maybe you're right. |
| 01:19:56 |
Damn it! Damn right I'm right. |
| 01:19:59 |
Are you okay? What should I do? |
| 01:20:01 |
The rope is slipping. Go up |
| 01:20:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:20:10 |
No. No. Siri! Don't go up on the roof! |
| 01:20:16 |
Shit! |
| 01:20:18 |
I'm only gonna tell you this once. |
| 01:20:20 |
Call 911 now. |
| 01:20:27 |
Salutations. |
| 01:20:30 |
No! |
| 01:20:34 |
- You talked to Ferlinghetti. |
| 01:20:36 |
- Don't give 'em more evidence! |
| 01:20:39 |
You see, I happen to remember |
| 01:20:43 |
- No! Don't! |
| 01:20:45 |
Oh, the world is a beautiful |
| 01:20:48 |
if you don't much mind a few |
| 01:20:52 |
or a bomb or two now and |
| 01:20:57 |
Burrows. |
| 01:21:04 |
- Catch. |
| 01:21:11 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:21:16 |
Are you... Numb-nuts. |
| 01:21:22 |
You could've just let me |
| 01:21:26 |
Instinct. |
| 01:21:28 |
I didn't wanna be saved, you fucking cretin. |
| 01:21:32 |
Okay. |
| 01:21:35 |
We shall go no more a-roving. |
| 01:21:44 |
Is he gonna be all right? |
| 01:21:46 |
He's got a concussion. I'm gonna |
| 01:21:48 |
Well, can we ride with him at least? |
| 01:21:50 |
No, sorry. We got no room in the ambulance. |
| 01:21:53 |
In fact, buddy, you're gonna have to |
| 01:21:56 |
Well, then I'm not going. |
| 01:21:58 |
Believe me. You are never |
| 01:22:00 |
Come on. Let him keep the camera. |
| 01:22:02 |
I mean, what's the harm? |
| 01:22:05 |
- Insurance, for one. |
| 01:22:09 |
I didn't see anything. |
| 01:22:15 |
All right. |
| 01:22:20 |
Well, you got thejob if you want it. |
| 01:22:25 |
But I never found any common |
| 01:22:28 |
Tomorrow there's gonna be another 10,000 |
| 01:22:33 |
A hundred thousand coronaries. |
| 01:22:37 |
Burrows. |
| 01:22:40 |
It is not your job to save the entire world. |
| 01:22:43 |
That's impossible. |
| 01:22:51 |
You're right. Maybe the world's |
| 01:22:59 |
Oh, damn. I missed it. |
| 01:23:01 |
- So what are you makin'?... |
| 01:23:05 |
- Yeah? On what? |
| 01:23:09 |
- No way. Really? |
| 01:23:13 |
Just pretend I'm invisible. |
| 01:23:16 |
Cool, man. |
| 01:23:22 |
You need anything? You all right? You cool? |
| 01:23:25 |
No, dude. I'm just happy to be here. |
| 01:23:27 |
- I feel sorry for you. You don't look so hot. |
| 01:23:32 |
- What the hell were you thinking? |
| 01:23:34 |
Sex, drugs and rock and roll, dude. |
| 01:23:36 |
You should just focus on the sex and rock |
| 01:23:39 |
Actually, you could probably |
| 01:23:44 |
Stick to rock and roll, dude. |
| 01:23:51 |
Appreciate it. |
| 01:23:55 |
And this next song goes out... |
| 01:23:58 |
to a dearly departed friend, Simon. |
| 01:24:42 |
I fucking did something! |
| 01:24:47 |
You minimum-wage asshole! |
| 01:24:58 |
Your father's lost his mind again. |
| 01:25:06 |
Too much Satan for one hand. |
| 01:25:13 |
Damn! |
| 01:25:18 |
Oh, fuck. |
| 01:25:30 |
I think I'm really getting |
| 01:25:36 |
We shall go no more a-roving. |
| 01:25:40 |
Wait... |
| 01:25:43 |
Get away from there! |
| 01:25:45 |
No, Max! |
| 01:25:59 |
It's not all doughnuts and broads. |
| 01:26:03 |
Making me... |
| 01:26:05 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:26:09 |
Okay, maybe you're right. |
| 01:26:15 |
Pathetic! |
| 01:26:37 |
"Only the dead are disconnected." |
| 01:29:53 |
Michael? Hello? Is this Michael? |
| 01:29:56 |
Should I dress up? Were you thinking |
| 01:30:00 |
Because I'll have to go home |
| 01:30:02 |
because all I have is my work clothes, |
| 01:30:07 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 01:30:14 |
Hello? |
