Date Night

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00:00:45 Hey ho! Let's go
00:00:50 Dad?
00:00:53 Mom? Can I have breakfast?
00:00:56 -Honey, don't move.
00:00:59 -Piledriver!
00:01:01 -I love you!
00:01:04 -Incoming!
00:01:07 Charlotte, sweetie,
00:01:10 Ah! I'm up. I'm up.
00:01:12 I'm up. Oh, boy!
00:01:17 -Here we go.
00:01:20 They're forming in a straight line
00:01:23 They're going through a tight wind
00:01:26 The kids are losing their minds
00:01:28 Blitzkrieg Bop
00:01:31 They're piling in the backseat
00:01:33 -Mom, can I have pizza for breakfast?
00:01:36 -Really?
00:01:40 -Charlotte, get off the chair.
00:01:43 -Charlotte, I'm going to count to three.
00:01:46 -Here we go.
00:01:48 -Mom...
00:01:50 -Mom!
00:01:54 -Did you one-two-three her?
00:01:58 I'll start on the lunches if you want.
00:01:59 -Yeah, okay. Okay.
00:02:09 What they want, l don't know
00:02:12 They're all revved up and ready to go
00:02:15 They're forming in a straight line
00:02:17 They're going through a tight wind
00:02:19 Ah, thanks for getting it started for me.
00:02:22 -Sure you don't want me to finish up?
00:02:23 You know, Ollie won't eat it
00:02:26 so it's just easier if I do it.
00:02:27 Wait. Come here. Crooked.
00:02:29 -Okay.
00:02:31 Oh, that plaster is really cracking.
00:02:34 -Have you...
00:02:36 -What about the spider nests?
00:02:37 -All right, bye.
00:02:41 ...one and change.
00:02:45 Well, it looks like we will be able
00:02:50 -Shut up.
00:02:51 -Shut up! Shut up!
00:02:53 -I'm not gonna shut up.
00:02:55 You're making my lady excited, you!
00:02:56 -I like you!
00:02:58 I'm glad you're happy.
00:02:59 -I know.
00:03:03 -Guys? Guys?
00:03:04 Guys, you know what would be
00:03:07 Is starting a Roth IRA.
00:03:09 Oh, my God. When we're there,
00:03:12 like, 20 times.
00:03:14 Yeah, I'm gonna go with that.
00:03:16 -You would, too, wouldn't you?
00:03:18 - Twenty times with her? Yeah?
00:03:21 As you can see,
00:03:25 This house was originally listed
00:03:29 but now it's $320,000.
00:03:33 You know,
00:03:35 -So do I.
00:03:37 Better to wait it out.
00:03:38 And you call this Byzantine?
00:03:41 Byzantine, Mediterranean.
00:03:47 Hello, my peeps.
00:03:48 The Fosters, I love them.
00:03:50 -Dad, come play Legos with me.
00:03:54 But I am going to lapse
00:03:57 and then we're gonna
00:04:01 Fosters! What up?
00:04:02 Hey, Katy. Everything okay next door?
00:04:05 Yeah. Wait, you guys
00:04:08 Isn't it date night?
00:04:10 Yes, date night. Of course.
00:04:12 Hey! Yay! That's right. Date night.
00:04:15 Thank you for coming, Katy,
00:04:18 Are you two okay?
00:04:20 Sure. No. Listen, honey, if you're too tired...
00:04:22 No, I'm good. I'm good.
00:04:26 Unless you're too tired.
00:04:27 No! It'll be fun, right? We should go.
00:04:30 We should go. Should we go?
00:04:41 How're the potato skins
00:04:43 -Just great, Mike. Thanks so much.
00:04:48 Hey, on Sunday,
00:04:51 Bowling, bouncy house, face painting?
00:04:53 Clown bus.
00:04:55 What does that even mean?
00:04:56 I don't know,
00:04:57 that you won't mind getting wet.
00:05:02 Am I getting the present?
00:05:03 Yeah. But nothing from China,
00:05:06 You know what? I'll just get it.
00:05:09 Okay.
00:05:14 This is more moist this week.
00:05:18 Mine's actually more dry.
00:05:27 Hey.
00:05:29 What's the story?
00:05:31 Oh. Okay.
00:05:34 Third date.
00:05:35 First one was okay. Second one was bad.
00:05:37 She's giving him one more chance
00:05:41 And he is not succeeding.
00:05:43 "Hi, I'm eating roast beef. It's delicious.
00:05:48 "I have a potato on my fork.
00:05:52 "I like to eat potatoes, they're delicious,
00:05:57 "but I don't actually
00:06:04 "That's amazing, Jeremy,
00:06:07 "and fart into a shoe box."
00:06:11 That's not... That doesn't make sense.
00:06:16 Boy. Look at these two lovebirds.
00:06:22 Now... First date.
00:06:24 Nope. He has a ring on. They both do.
00:06:27 Mmm-mmm. No. Married?
00:06:30 They're sitting on the same side
00:06:33 That is a... That's an "I'm stupid" move.
00:06:37 -Showing off is what it is.
00:06:40 sitting on the same side of the booth?
00:06:44 "Hey. How are you?"
00:06:47 Those are definitely wedding rings, though.
00:06:51 Come on. This is a family place.
00:07:02 Any coffee or dessert for you guys tonight?
00:07:07 -Hey. What?
00:07:10 -What do you say, hon?
00:07:13 that if I rested my head
00:07:15 Yeah. Sleep for a year. No.
00:07:17 -I think just the check, Mike. Thanks.
00:07:30 ...where earlier today,
00:07:31 District Attorney Frank Crenshaw
00:07:33 -Hey.
00:07:34 I made this city a promise
00:07:39 And let me tell you something, folks.
00:07:41 This broom and I,
00:07:45 Really? The broom promises?
00:07:50 -I'm gonna head up.
00:07:52 We don't break our promises!
00:08:00 -Oh!
00:08:03 No, no, no, no.
00:08:04 That usually means we're not gonna...
00:08:07 Oh! Oh, no, we could...
00:08:09 Really? Only if you're into it. I mean...
00:08:12 No, I... No, I would love to. Let me just
00:08:17 get the lights.
00:08:18 Okay, you know what? No. It's...
00:08:20 Honey, I'm totally fine if we don't.
00:08:22 No, I just... I would...
00:08:23 No, I would love to.
00:08:26 Okay. We don't...
00:08:28 Honey, it's fine. Seriously.
00:08:30 No, it's totally cool if we don't.
00:08:32 Are you sure?
00:08:33 Because those potato skins
00:08:36 -Let's use a rain check.
00:08:38 -Are you sure?
00:08:42 -Or we could just keep it uh-town?
00:08:44 -Keep it uptown? Do the fast version?
00:08:57 -'Cause I could rally...
00:08:59 Okay.
00:09:03 "Nasrin's feet and tender breasts ached
00:09:05 "as she tramped through
00:09:08 "Blood trickled down her leg to the ground,
00:09:10 "leaving one bright red spot of life
00:09:17 -Thanks for reading aloud, Phil.
00:09:20 This part really spoke to me.
00:09:24 and then to suddenly discover
00:09:26 -Oh, my God. I could not stop crying.
00:09:28 I literally could not stop crying.
00:09:30 Me, too, but figuratively.
00:09:33 No. No, literally.
00:09:36 I literally could not stop crying.
00:09:41 Quite sad.
00:09:44 -Quite sad?
00:09:46 What he means is it's really very moving.
00:09:49 Yeah.
00:09:50 You have no idea what it is like
00:09:55 to be a teenage girl having your first period
00:10:01 under Taliban rule.
00:10:04 That is true.
00:10:06 And neither do you.
00:10:10 Mmm, but...
00:10:12 -Hey, Phil, can I get a hand in the garage?
00:10:16 Okay. Excuse me, ladies.
00:10:19 Oh, my God.
00:10:21 -Do you have your period now?
00:10:24 You should really read this.
00:10:26 It's about a girl
00:10:27 Can't wait. I don't know how you agree
00:10:32 Well, that's marriage, right?
00:10:33 Sometimes you do stuff
00:10:36 -Not me. Not anymore.
00:10:39 Haley and I are splitting.
00:10:41 What?
00:10:43 -But you guys are happy.
00:10:46 No, no, no. No, you guys are really happy.
00:10:48 No, Phil, we're really not.
00:10:51 Brad, okay, well,
00:10:55 -having book club?
00:10:59 Can't tell the kids.
00:11:01 Just, please, keep it under your hat
00:11:03 when we go public with it. Don't tell Claire.
00:11:05 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:10 I thought everything was fine. Really.
00:11:13 The next thing I know,
00:11:16 and eventually she tells me,
00:11:18 "I'm... I'm strangling
00:11:22 So, at first, I was pissed. I really was.
00:11:24 But then I realized,
00:11:27 We're just cemented
00:11:29 and there's no breaking out of it.
00:11:30 It's like that Asian dude
00:11:31 -in Sixteen Candles, Long Dik Dog.
00:11:34 -Long Duk Dong. That dude.
00:11:37 That's... Him. He can't play...
00:11:40 No matter how hard he tries,
00:11:44 Oh, yeah. No. It'd be like,
00:11:45 "Why is Long Duk Dong
00:11:47 Right? And that's us!
00:11:50 We're stuck.
00:11:54 this routine, and it's...
00:11:57 I mean, we're not even a couple anymore.
00:12:03 We're just excellent roommates.
00:12:06 The most excellent roommates.
00:12:08 -I... I don't think you're Long Duk Dong.
00:12:18 I know that Haley
00:12:21 And I'm betting you
00:12:25 Best fucking decision I ever made.
00:12:29 Seriously, I have never been happier.
00:12:31 I can do whatever I want. I can go dancing.
00:12:33 When was the last time
00:12:36 I don't know. Our wedding?
00:12:37 Okay, well, I wanna dance every night.
00:12:40 And I wanna take my top off,
00:12:42 and I wanna get it on
00:12:45 'cause I can.
00:12:46 Three guys at once? That's a nightmare.
00:12:47 That is, literally,
00:12:50 I can only think of jobs for two.
00:12:52 -Oh, no. I got it.
00:12:55 I just don't understand how this happened.
00:12:57 He just sort of went on auto-pilot.
00:13:01 I don't understand what you want.
00:13:03 I feel like we know each other too well.
00:13:06 I know everything about him.
00:13:11 And he knows that
00:13:13 I'm gonna try to make out with a black guy.
00:13:15 -You're still doing that, huh?
00:13:17 It's the same conversations,
00:13:21 Having sex in the same position
00:13:23 You guys were having sex twice a week?
00:13:25 Yeah, it was that rare.
00:13:27 Yes. Rare is why I was surprised.
00:13:33 You are a lot like Nasrin, Claire.
00:13:35 -I'm not like Nasrin.
00:13:39 Why are we talking about me?
00:13:41 Because you are like Nasrin.
00:13:45 -of how vibrant you are.
00:13:46 You deserve to feel sexy, Claire.
00:13:48 And you should be able to dance again.
00:13:51 And you need to walk among the birds.
00:13:53 Yeah, I gotta tell you,
00:13:55 -It's not...
00:13:58 Okay, maybe not
00:14:01 but that is gross. That's...
00:14:04 Phil makes me feel vibrant
00:14:07 We have a date tomorrow night.
00:14:09 Great. Okay. Well,
00:14:14 Walk among the birds.
00:14:22 Get that bird away from me.
00:14:25 Lighting strike
00:14:27 Inside my chest to keep me up at night
00:14:34 Dream of ways
00:14:37 To make you understand my pain
00:14:44 Clouds of sulfur in the air
00:14:47 Bombs are falling everywhere
00:14:49 It's heartbreak warfare
00:14:54 Once you want it to begin
00:14:57 No one really ever wins
00:14:59 In heartbreak warfare
00:15:03 If you want more love
00:15:08 Why don't you say so?
00:15:13 If you want more love
00:15:19 -Hey, honey.
00:15:22 Hey, Katy.
00:15:24 -Guys.
00:15:25 -What'd you learn in school today?
00:15:27 Fantastic! Won't have to pay for college.
00:15:30 -Whose move?
00:15:31 No, I think I'm good. I... Wow! I...
00:15:36 -Wow. What... You look nice.
00:15:39 -It's stupid. I'm gonna...
00:15:42 Fantastic. I... I'm going to change.
00:15:45 I'm going to change,
00:15:47 -We don't wanna miss the movie.
00:15:50 How about
00:15:54 -We don't have to do that.
00:15:57 I'll be down in 10 minutes.
00:15:59 I'm going to take you to that
00:16:03 Claw? It's impossible to get in.
00:16:06 No, it's not that far.
00:16:09 -the city's only 20 minutes away?
00:16:12 No, no, no. If we leave in 1 0 minutes,
00:16:15 we'll be there before 7:00,
00:16:17 Yes? Yes.
00:16:19 -Say yes. Yes? Yes!
00:16:21 Yes! Great. We're gonna do it.
00:16:30 In 1 mile,
00:16:33 No way, lady.
00:16:36 Honey, please just do
00:16:38 No, no, no.
00:16:42 I'm taking the parkway to 23. Much quicker.
00:16:46 It's because it's a woman's voice.
00:16:47 If that thing had John Madden's voice,
00:16:50 Mmm-mmm. No. No. Trust me.
00:16:53 Take a left at the next thing.
00:16:55 Come on.
00:16:56 I'm all over this.
00:17:00 I am going to get us there quickly,
00:17:17 -This road does need resurfacing.
00:17:30 Well, it wasn't much of a shortcut.
00:17:33 It's gonna be great.
00:17:41 Hi. Excuse me, hi.
00:17:44 This is so embarrassing,
00:17:46 I'm going to veterinary school
00:17:48 And we parked our car on Harrison Street
00:17:51 and when we came back,
00:17:53 -Gone.
00:17:55 Everything.
00:17:57 And the tow company
00:17:59 unless we pay them a $1 5 processing fee.
00:18:01 And there it is.
00:18:03 but we're not rubes.
00:18:05 -Excuse me?
00:18:07 With the sob story
00:18:10 -Too many details about your life.
00:18:12 No, we're not falling for it.
00:18:16 But, okay, okay. Just in case,
00:18:19 I'm gonna give you $5
00:18:23 And I only have a 20,
00:18:26 so I'm gonna give that to you even
00:18:32 They had no idea
00:18:51 -Hi, how are you?
00:18:53 We actually don't have a reservation.
00:18:56 Yeah, we've been trying to call,
00:18:58 Yeah, we're scooper-duper busy.
00:19:00 I figured as much.
00:19:03 actually get a table.
00:19:07 -You didn't quite make it, did you?
00:19:10 But do you have any tables open?
00:19:13 Yeah... The thing is,
00:19:15 is people make reservations,
00:19:18 And so now it's a Friday, at 7:30,
00:19:23 No.
00:19:25 Well, the thing is,
00:19:28 and we were hoping
00:19:31 -How sweet.
00:19:33 And we just thought that eating at Claw
00:19:36 might be an integral part
00:19:38 So, just asking you
00:19:42 Okay, well, I'm gonna have to ask you
00:19:45 and if anything opens up,
00:19:48 -Thank you.
00:19:51 Okay. We'll be standing over there.
00:19:52 Okay. I've already forgotten about you.
00:19:54 -All right.
00:19:55 This is Claw, you're welcome.
00:19:57 You know what?
00:20:00 I think tonight we're going to get lucky.
00:20:04 Wow. Must be nice.
00:20:05 I didn't... I have no idea
00:20:08 Thank you. You're very kind.
00:20:09 -You want a drink?
00:20:11 Something with an edible garnish.
00:20:14 Hello? Hi! Two chardonnays, please.
00:20:19 -Sort of distracted.
00:20:22 -No, no. Just give it some time.
00:20:28 I just... I want tonight to be different,
00:20:31 I know. And so do I.
00:20:34 -Tripplehorn, party of two?
00:20:37 No, no. We're good.
00:20:39 -Look around. This place isn't us.
00:20:44 What do you say? Teaneck Tavern?
00:20:48 -It's fine. Really.
00:20:51 No, it's not.
00:20:54 Tripplehorn, party of two?
00:20:58 Us. Us!
00:21:02 We are the Tripplehorns.
00:21:05 Great. This way.
00:21:10 -What are you doing, Phil?
00:21:13 Honey, I don't think
00:21:16 And here we are.
00:21:19 -May I take your coat?
00:21:23 -Enjoy your meal.
00:21:26 -Look at this table.
00:21:28 No, no! Hon, no. Look.
00:21:30 The Tripplehorns are a no-show.
00:21:32 I say we sit back, relax,
00:21:34 and enjoy a spread
00:21:37 Or I will just suck on a napkin.
00:21:42 If we're gonna pay this much for crab,
00:21:44 and introduce us to the Little Mermaid.
00:21:48 Hey. Here's to a great night.
00:21:54 Oh, no, wait, isn't it bad luck
00:21:57 I don't think that's a thing.
00:22:02 Mmm. I would trade Charlotte
00:22:07 What does that even mean?
00:22:08 I just thought it'd be cool.
00:22:10 -Not Ollie, but Charlotte, yes.
00:22:14 Mmm.
00:22:19 Oh. Hey, what's the story?
00:22:23 Yes. Okay. He is a successful financier,
00:22:26 and she is getting drunk enough
00:22:31 'Cause he likes to do weird stuff.
00:22:41 Okay, yeah. Back here. What's the story?
00:22:44 He is a record producer.
00:22:53 Oh, no, that's Will.i.am.
00:22:55 Better yet. That's Will.i.am,
00:22:57 -and she is a backup singer.
00:22:58 No, but that's actually Will.i.am.
00:23:02 Oh, my God!
00:23:05 If I knew anything about Will.i.am,
00:23:09 Oh! You know what? Okay.
00:23:11 -What? Why?
00:23:13 -What?
00:23:14 -You're walking over there.
00:23:16 -I'm gonna be that guy.
00:23:17 -Yeah. Go ahead. Go over.
00:23:18 -And you're gonna make a fool of yourself.
00:23:20 Do it. Do it.
00:23:22 This is gonna embarrass you so much.
00:23:31 Did you get it?
00:23:32 Did you get it?
00:23:34 -Oh, no! Oh, wow!
00:23:39 -You...
00:23:43 You are a freak.
00:23:47 Excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Tripplehorn?
00:23:49 -Oh. Yes?
00:23:52 Hello. Yes, we are the Tripplehorn. Horns.
00:23:55 -Oh, boy.
00:23:58 to be asking us who we are?
00:24:01 We just wanted to have
00:24:04 -And what is this about?
00:24:08 Why don't we save everyone
00:24:10 have this conversation in private?
00:24:12 Okay. But can I have
00:24:15 Because these truffles are amazing
00:24:19 Get up. Now.
00:24:22 Honey?
00:24:24 Get up. Now.
00:24:28 Okay. All right.
00:24:33 -Okay.
00:24:35 -Yeah, I think you need to move. Now.
00:24:36 -Okay.
00:24:38 -That's an expensive bottle.
00:24:39 -I'll get your glasses.
00:24:42 We are leaving by choice.
00:24:47 Watch your step.
00:24:51 Come on, guys,
00:24:53 We didn't hurt anyone, right?
00:24:54 If I were you, I wouldn't say another word,
00:24:58 -Excuse me, I don't like that.
00:25:00 Let's just dial it down a little bit, guys...
00:25:02 -Hey! What are you doing?
00:25:04 -Get away! Get off! What are you doing?
00:25:05 -Get... Hey, my wallet!
00:25:07 -I'm starting to get... Stop it!
00:25:10 Okay, I am getting seriously pissed off.
00:25:11 This is going way beyond
00:25:17 Now I'm gonna have to pick that risotto
00:25:20 I wanna talk to your boss right now!
00:25:23 I think we both know
00:25:26 or should I say,
00:25:28 Phil Foster.
00:25:30 Next time you make a dinner reservation,
00:25:31 don't use the same alias
00:25:34 Ransom note?
00:25:36 Listen, we are just a regular,
00:25:39 -Let's just get this done.
00:25:43 You know what we want.
00:25:44 -We don't actually. We really don't.
00:25:46 You know what we want.
00:25:50 We want the flash drive!
00:25:52 All right, all right, all right! Okay, I'm sorry.
00:25:55 Did you really think you could steal
00:26:00 Okay, someone somewhere
00:26:02 -Yeah, guys. Seriously, this is...
00:26:04 This is just a big, big,
00:26:07 -Yeah.
00:26:09 We don't know anything
00:26:12 -We don't have a flash drive, I assure you.
00:26:14 You were sitting at the table.
00:26:15 The girl at the front said
00:26:17 -No, no, no, no.
00:26:20 My husband, very sweetly, but delusionally,
00:26:23 thought that we could
00:26:26 And we didn't. We were late,
00:26:27 because he won't listen
00:26:30 -so they were very rude to us.
00:26:33 And when we heard them
00:26:36 -he was, like, "Us! Us!"
00:26:38 - And so we took it.
00:26:40 And then we had a great time.
00:26:41 I'm not gonna lie to you.
00:26:42 -So much fun.
00:26:45 -So good.
00:26:47 -But then you came over...
00:26:49 Look, shut up! I don't wanna hear that.
00:26:52 So you just took
00:26:55 -For the record, I was against it.
00:26:56 But my husband gets
00:26:58 -and it becomes, like, a thing.
00:27:01 Shut up. Shut up.
00:27:05 -I believe you're the Fosters.
00:27:07 I also believe
00:27:10 -and that you stole my boss's property.
00:27:11 And now you're just
00:27:14 So I will give you three seconds
00:27:17 What... Okay. The three seconds game?
00:27:19 Sorry, sir. But, you know,
00:27:21 -She invented that thing.
00:27:23 I will blow a hole in your face.
00:27:25 -This is a different version.
00:27:27 Okay, big mistake. This is all just a big...
00:27:29 ...two...
00:27:31 Hey! God! No!
00:27:34 -Kitchen! Kitchen people!
00:27:36 -...three!
00:27:37 All right! All right! All right!
00:27:40 -He's gonna kill us both! What?
00:27:42 -Thought so.
00:27:47 It's in the park.
00:27:49 -The park?
00:27:54 The Central Park.
00:27:58 Okay, this is what's gonna happen.
00:28:00 We're all gonna take
00:28:04 and you're gonna show us
00:28:10 Okay.
00:28:12 -Move!
00:28:13 Oh, God. Oh, my God, Phil.
00:28:17 We're going to a second location.
00:28:22 Oh, we're getting in a car.
00:28:41 Yeah, 'cause we left the door unlocked.
00:28:58 They're locked.
00:29:01 You locked that one, too.
00:29:03 Good call. I would've done that.
00:29:29 Why did you bring us
00:29:31 I don't know, Claire. The gun was sideways.
00:29:33 We gotta get someplace populated.
00:29:34 Well, maybe there'll be people there.
00:29:37 -No, no. No. Night boating.
00:29:39 Night boating. It's very popular here.
00:29:42 We'll be fine.
00:29:45 We need to go to the boathouse.
00:29:47 Get out.
00:30:05 There's nobody here.
00:30:07 Okay. You know,
00:30:12 the night boating thing
00:30:15 I think I may have led us off track
00:30:19 Open the door.
00:30:23 I think you're gonna have to break in,
00:30:31 Stay put.
00:30:39 We have to get
00:30:41 You tell them that you have a condition
00:30:43 and you've left the medicine in the car
00:30:44 and it's medicine
00:30:46 -Good, good, good. Why?
00:30:48 It's intravenous penis medicine,
00:30:51 -to the nearest hospital.
00:30:57 -Let's go.
00:31:10 - Move it, man.
00:31:14 Where is it?
00:31:16 Okay, here's the problem.
00:31:19 -Claire, just give him the flash drive.
00:31:22 Claire, just show them
00:31:23 It's not gonna work.
00:31:25 -We need to get to a hospital...
00:31:27 Have to give them the flash drive, Claire.
00:31:28 But your penis!
00:31:31 It is a two-step procedure...
00:31:33 -Claire...
00:31:34 Just... It's not...
00:31:36 -because there's a two-step process...
00:31:38 -My penis is fine!
00:31:40 -And there can be a lot of blood.
00:31:42 -A lot of penis blood!
00:31:44 -Hey!
00:31:46 Be a good girl and listen to your husband.
00:31:49 Yeah, be a good girl. Listen to me.
00:32:00 Okay, I put the flash drive over there,
00:32:02 -in the corner.
00:32:04 Where in the corner? Show us.
00:32:07 Show him.
00:32:13 - Come on.
00:32:16 Move. It's not a game.
00:32:21 You're gonna have to pry up
00:32:26 It's under there.
00:32:34 This one.
00:32:41 You gotta pry it.
00:32:46 It's in here.
00:32:48 In here? Where?
00:32:49 Wait... Look over there. It's...
00:32:52 I put it in a sandwich bag,
00:32:55 -Ow!
00:33:01 Let's go! Let's go!
00:33:04 Come on. Come on!
00:33:06 -Honey, here. Get in.
00:33:10 Come on!
00:33:17 Come on, come on,
00:33:24 -Crank it!
00:33:26 Come on. Come on. Come on!
00:33:37 Stay down, stay down.
00:33:40 Come on.
00:33:50 Come on! We got this. Come on.
00:33:57 Here we go. Here we go.
00:34:00 Pick it up. Run!
00:34:04 We are going to die!
00:34:06 I don't want the kids
00:34:08 -What?
00:34:10 -Wait, can you see?
00:34:14 Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:34:19 Come on.
00:34:30 Come on.
00:34:34 How the hell did this happen?
00:34:36 These two are not at all what they seem.
00:34:40 You're dead, you hear me? You are dead!
00:34:49 Come on.
00:34:56 They were... Oh, my God!
00:35:00 -Oh, my God.
00:35:01 Mmm-hmm.
00:35:04 Oh, God, Phil! Come on!
00:35:07 Okay.
00:35:09 We gotta do more cardio.
00:35:12 I'm not out of shape, I'm scared!
00:35:13 Oh, my God. Me, too. Me, too.
00:35:17 -You done?
00:35:18 -Okay.
00:35:20 Okay. Let it out.
00:35:25 Let it all out.
00:35:27 -Oh, my God. Are you bleeding?
00:35:31 Okay. We gotta go.
00:35:34 I'm sorry. Do you have any gum?
00:35:38 Gum?
00:35:39 ....precinct, Callahan speaking.
00:35:42 I'm sorry.
00:35:44 I've already been on nine hours.
00:35:46 So, one more time,
00:35:49 At Claw.
00:35:50 Claw. That place in TriBeCa with the $50
00:35:56 Not great. We couldn't get a table,
00:35:58 so we ended up taking
00:36:02 -You took someone's reservation?
00:36:05 You just took a table?
00:36:07 -Just like that?
00:36:10 I was against it.
00:36:11 Yeah. So, we're in the middle of dinner,
00:36:16 Turns out these guys work for Joe Miletto.
00:36:18 -Joe Miletto?
00:36:19 But we didn't know that at the time.
00:36:21 We thought they were
00:36:23 So we followed them into the alley,
00:36:27 That's why we don't have our IDs on us.
00:36:29 Then... Yeah, it was scary. What?
00:36:31 Then they start waving the guns around,
00:36:36 -Honey, why are you grabbing my knee?
00:36:38 that we are supposed to meet our friends,
00:36:42 The ones we met while night boating?
00:36:47 Oh, my God!
00:36:49 The bald and the crazy gay couple date...
00:36:53 Shit my pants,
00:36:58 -Oh, God!
00:37:00 Mmm-hmm.
00:37:01 -Hello! Up here.
00:37:03 -You two seem like a really nice couple.
00:37:06 Joe Miletto is not a nice man.
00:37:09 Okay, take it from me.
00:37:13 Okay?
00:37:16 we need to talk about
00:37:19 No, no, no. You don't understand.
00:37:21 We took somebody's reservations.
00:37:22 It was a terrible, terrible thing to do.
00:37:24 So we need to leave
00:37:25 -Honey, let's go.
00:37:27 Sit down!
00:37:30 Okay, you two can't be this weird.
00:37:37 -Arroyo?
00:37:38 -Give me a second?
00:37:40 Look, I'll be right back.
00:37:44 Get your story together.
00:37:49 Go, go, go, go!
00:38:00 Oh, my God! Now the bad guys
00:38:02 That's because the bad guys are cops.
00:38:07 Why are there cops involved?
00:38:10 -What are we going to do?
00:38:14 -it's okay. Just breathe.
00:38:16 -and put our bodies in trash bags.
00:38:19 They're gonna find us
00:38:21 -Just breathe. Are you breathing?
00:38:23 Honey, focus. Focus. Focus.
00:38:26 Are you focusing?
00:38:29 Okay. Okay.
00:38:32 -Your eyes look crazy.
00:38:35 What are we gonna do? I'm losing it!
00:38:37 What are we gonna do?
00:38:40 We gotta get out of here.
00:38:43 -We can't go home.
00:38:45 I am going home. I'm going home!
00:38:47 Claire, they have our IDs.
00:38:50 They know where we live.
00:38:53 -Oh, my God. The kids.
00:39:00 -Hello?
00:39:06 Hello?
00:39:07 Do you accept a collect phone call from...
00:39:09 Oh, my God!
00:39:11 Yes, I... I accept.
00:39:12 -Katy?
00:39:15 Katy, are the kids okay?
00:39:17 -Is everything okay?
00:39:19 Okay, listen to me. I'm gonna need you
00:39:22 -That is gonna be a problem for me.
00:39:25 I actually have a party to get to.
00:39:27 No. Why would you be going to a party?
00:39:30 Yeah, I mean, you guys are the Fosters.
00:39:34 Yeah, well, tonight, it just so happens
00:39:36 that we're gonna be staying out
00:39:39 Nice. But I already promised my friends.
00:39:41 -Could you talk to her?
00:39:43 -Katy? Hi, it's Phil.
00:39:45 Where's that frigging guy
00:39:47 Katy, I don't have time to talk right now.
00:39:50 That's really nice of you,
00:39:52 Are you kidding me?
00:39:53 -What? What is she saying?
00:39:55 What is that little bitch saying?
00:39:57 You see, the thing is, my dad's been saying
00:40:01 So, I could miss the party,
00:40:03 but, I think, rate-wise,
00:40:06 I see them.
00:40:08 -Pay it!
00:40:10 Just get the kids out of the house
00:40:12 Don't go out the front door.
00:40:14 Take them over to your house.
00:40:15 Okay, now I'm sensing
00:40:17 No. No.
00:40:18 'Cause that's gonna run you
00:40:20 Fine! Fine! Just get the kids out right now!
00:40:22 Tell them we love them
00:40:24 Everything's okay! Tell them we love them.
00:40:26 -Bye.
00:40:27 Sucker. Kids!
00:40:29 -Now what?
00:40:30 We need to find someplace
00:40:41 Hi, hi. Excuse me.
00:40:44 Don't worry, we're not going to hurt you.
00:40:46 Our names are Claire and Phil Foster.
00:40:49 We are from New Jersey,
00:40:53 we have been confused with someone else.
00:40:55 And now, some unruly criminals,
00:40:58 -Right.
00:41:00 Again, we're not the bad guys, they are.
00:41:04 Honey, stop saying that,
00:41:05 -like we are gonna hurt them.
00:41:07 We need a place to hole up and hide,
00:41:11 because these criminals, these dirty cops...
00:41:13 Hey, hey.
00:41:15 Okay, this is the oldest scam in the book.
00:41:17 Beat it, junkies.
00:41:19 They make me sick.
00:41:21 Let's go.
00:41:22 We are on our own.
00:41:26 This whole night was a mistake.
00:41:29 We never should've come in to this city.
00:41:31 It wasn't a crazy idea.
00:41:35 One night, one date where we're just not
00:41:37 -or what we have to do next week.
00:41:40 We should call 91 1 .
00:41:42 Honey, this is Joe Miletto
00:41:44 -So?
00:41:46 They're in his pocket.
00:41:48 This guy owns cops!
00:41:50 What are we gonna do? We can't go home,
00:41:53 Okay, okay, okay.
00:41:58 Because they have the flash drive.
00:42:00 All right,
00:42:03 Why would they do that?
00:42:04 Because we're gonna find them,
00:42:07 Once Miletto has the flash drive,
00:42:10 Okay. I like that. I am completely with you.
00:42:11 I just have to ask you one question,
00:42:15 What is a flash drive?
00:42:17 -Seriously?
00:42:19 Okay, it's a little storage disk
00:42:22 Oh, it's a computer sticky thing? That's...
00:42:25 In my office we call it
00:42:27 Okay. Okay. We need to get
00:42:30 How? We don't know anything
00:42:33 That's not entirely true.
00:42:35 We know where
00:42:38 -Okay.
00:42:46 Hi, we were... Hello? Up here.
00:42:48 We were in here earlier,
00:42:51 -You mean Will.i.am?
00:42:54 Is that what you call him?
00:42:56 -Yeah, it is weird.
00:42:57 we were here, and Will.i.am thinks
00:43:00 so we need to check at the table.
00:43:02 I'd like to check the table for the phone,
00:43:04 Do you understand what I'm saying?
00:43:06 -We need to check the table for the phone.
00:43:09 -Hello? Hello? Anything?
00:43:11 -Here we go.
00:43:12 -He needs to check the table for the phone.
00:43:14 -Wow. I just wasted half my life.
00:43:22 Tripplehorn. Tripplehorn.
00:43:27 ...and he left it there.
00:43:30 Well, that was just a big, fat waste of time.
00:43:35 The King of Siam is going to be livid.
00:43:38 Thank you for all of your help,
00:43:45 Motherfucker.
00:43:48 -Claw, you're welcome.
00:43:52 Okay, we got a phone number.
00:43:54 How do we use it to find their address?
00:43:57 I think I know someone who can help.
00:44:01 Wait, how do you know this guy, again?
00:44:03 I showed him a bunch of houses upstate.
00:44:06 but I remember
00:44:09 Anyway, he ended up
00:44:11 from an agent in this office.
00:44:12 I forgot the address,
00:44:15 -Do you have a key?
00:44:18 -Yeah. You cold?
00:44:19 Listen, I think I can pick the lock.
00:44:21 If I just had a bobby pin or a...
00:44:24 Be able to get this lock open if I...
00:44:30 -Oh, my God! Who are you?
00:44:35 No, no, no! Hon! Hon! Come on.
00:44:37 -No, no! It'll only take a minute.
00:44:40 His name is Holbrooke Grant.
00:44:42 -I'll find the computer.
00:44:53 Come on!
00:44:55 No, no. Come on, come on,
00:44:57 Rainbow wheel?
00:44:59 I feel like I am exerting
00:45:02 Come on, rainbow wheel!
00:45:04 Oh, God, that is an obnoxious sound!
00:45:07 Come on, come on, come on.
00:45:11 Come... God!
00:45:14 -I got it!
00:45:21 -Come on. Here we go. Let's go!
00:45:38 Ah.
00:45:44 Detectives.
00:45:47 Care to join me?
00:45:52 Why are you messing
00:45:55 Isn't that a little beneath your pay grade?
00:46:00 This conversation would be even better
00:46:04 Phil and Claire Foster.
00:46:06 A couple of your goons
00:46:09 They put a good scare in them, too.
00:46:13 It's not ringing any bells.
00:46:17 So, unless you wanna be my date tonight,
00:46:22 don't come back until you have a warrant.
00:46:30 Nice suit, Skippy.
00:46:46 Enjoy your noodles.
00:46:49 I don't look like a Skippy, do I?
00:46:57 Hey, Slick, do we have a problem?
00:47:00 This is it.
00:47:05 This is the place.
00:47:09 Okay. Let's...
00:47:13 Hello?
00:47:14 you might not remember me.
00:47:17 I'm a real estate agent.
00:47:20 Claire? Yeah, yeah, I remember.
00:47:24 No, I know, and I'm so sorry.
00:47:27 Could I just come up for a second?
00:47:31 -All right. Come on up.
00:47:37 I can't believe, out of hundreds of clients,
00:47:41 Well, I've always been good
00:47:43 It's amazing you have
00:47:45 All the people you see,
00:47:54 -Claire Foster.
00:47:58 Wow. I mean,
00:48:01 I'm, like, flashing back
00:48:03 We did look at a lot.
00:48:07 -Claire Foster.
00:48:14 And this is my husband, Phil Foster.
00:48:16 -Hey, what's up, man?
00:48:20 Listen, we're in some trouble,
00:48:23 And I know it's late,
00:48:25 it's really an amazing story.
00:48:28 And you might be
00:48:31 So, please. I'll owe you a huge favor.
00:48:36 Yeah, sure. Why not? Come on in.
00:48:43 Have a seat.
00:48:46 Man, you guys are lucky to be alive.
00:48:49 You're right, Claire.
00:48:51 Which is why we were hoping
00:48:53 Well, it's the least I can do.
00:48:56 All those long drives
00:48:58 Anyway, you were awesome.
00:49:01 That's what I'm talking about.
00:49:03 I mean, I really did appreciate
00:49:06 Yeah, sounds like
00:49:09 together, without me even knowing
00:49:12 Tons. I mean,
00:49:15 It was my pleasure.
00:49:16 And this is definitely
00:49:18 I bet the ladies love it, too, right?
00:49:21 I... I do all right.
00:49:23 I bet you do all kinds of right.
00:49:29 Tell you what we should do.
00:49:32 so why don't you shirt it up,
00:49:36 and then we'll be out of your hair.
00:49:38 Basically, we have a phone number
00:49:41 and I remember that you used to run
00:49:44 Yeah, well, sort of.
00:49:47 industrial intel,
00:49:49 black ops, that sort of thing. It's a grind.
00:49:51 Uh...
00:49:52 There is your shirt.
00:49:55 No wonder you couldn't find it. It's on her.
00:49:57 Phil, Claire, this is Natanya. She's Israeli.
00:50:00 -She doesn't speak much English.
00:50:03 You two make sex with us?
00:50:06 No, thank you.
00:50:09 No. No.
00:50:15 Go back to bed, hotness.
00:50:18 Okay.
00:50:23 I'm glad that we are not
00:50:26 They look old and weak.
00:50:35 Bye.
00:50:37 I met her in Tel Aviv
00:50:39 -She is a sweet girl.
00:50:43 That was very nice of her
00:50:45 So! You wanna give me that number?
00:50:52 Looks like we haven't seen
00:50:55 Somebody tripped an alarm
00:50:58 Security cam got these.
00:51:01 The computer file they're looking at
00:51:03 shows an address of one Holbrooke Grant.
00:51:06 What in the world are they doing?
00:51:08 What have we got?
00:51:11 Minor B and E.
00:51:14 When was the last time one of those
00:51:16 Wow. Just trying to be friendly, Arroyo.
00:51:19 Well, thank you, Officer Friendly.
00:51:22 Quitting time?
00:51:25 Yes, sir. See you guys tomorrow.
00:51:27 Good night.
00:51:29 We're out of here.
00:51:34 We checking this out?
00:51:35 Yeah, definitely.
00:51:38 see what else
00:51:40 -go from there.
00:51:45 We got them.
00:51:51 Wow! Where'd you get all this stuff?
00:51:53 -RadioShack.
00:51:55 No, Phil, not seriously.
00:52:01 Oh, okay.
00:52:03 Let me see that number.
00:52:06 Soft hands.
00:52:08 Type in the number here, and vo ilà.
00:52:11 It's a cell phone registered
00:52:12 Tripplehorn is probably an alias.
00:52:14 Or, maybe he's
00:52:17 Shush. Mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm.
00:52:19 There's no address.
00:52:21 Well, it's a cell phone, Claire.
00:52:24 Use the number to locate the signal.
00:52:26 That is too cool.
00:52:45 There we go. Mr. Felton's phone
00:52:50 Great. Who likes shirts?
00:52:55 Thanks again, really.
00:53:00 You expecting someone?
00:53:01 I bought a new car a couple of months ago.
00:53:06 Mr. Grant, this is the NYPD.
00:53:07 We need to ask you a few questions, please.
00:53:09 Oh, my God! That's them!
00:53:14 Hey. Hey, yo, yo.
00:53:19 I'm having sex. I'm getting busy.
00:53:21 Is that supposed to be me?
00:53:23 -I mean, what was that?
00:53:25 -Is there another way out of here?
00:53:27 Down through my garage, okay?
00:53:30 -I'll keep them busy. Just go.
00:53:33 Hello?
00:53:39 Can we get out this way?
00:53:42 Okay, they're still there.
00:53:45 Think. Think. Think.
00:53:49 -What're you doing? No, wait.
00:53:51 You can't do that, Phil.
00:53:53 We have to get out of here fast.
00:54:03 Not really built for city driving.
00:54:08 More of a sportster.
00:54:10 There we go. Okay.
00:54:11 Well, thank God for Holbrooke, right?
00:54:14 Yeah. Thank God.
00:54:18 No, actually, screw Holbrooke.
00:54:20 -Excuse me?
00:54:23 Who were you, upstairs?
00:54:26 Giggly, flirty, charming person.
00:54:28 -What are you talking about?
00:54:31 When you took one look at him,
00:54:34 -No, okay, that is not true.
00:54:36 And I get it, because I lit up, too.
00:54:40 Why do you need muscles
00:54:45 And I am just the husband.
00:54:47 -I am just the dork...
00:54:48 ...who doesn't know
00:54:50 -Yeah, let's have a pity party for you.
00:54:52 who needs to work out more.
00:54:54 -Who lights up for the husband?
00:54:57 -I keep forgetting to light up for you.
00:55:00 Why do I keep forgetting to do that?
00:55:03 It's because every day, I get up,
00:55:06 come home, clean the house,
00:55:09 take them to soccer,
00:55:10 cook dinner, clean up that dinner,
00:55:12 give them a bath
00:55:15 which is a fight every night.
00:55:16 It's a big surprise to everybody every night
00:55:20 And then, after I have washed everybody
00:55:25 I use whatever energy I have left
00:55:29 instead of lighting up for you, so...
00:55:32 Yeah, let's pull over.
00:55:34 Yeah, you know what?
00:55:35 We have to pull over.
00:55:38 But you know what would
00:55:41 Me.
00:55:42 If you would just trust me enough
00:55:45 but, no, you don't.
00:55:49 You got me screwing up before I even get
00:55:52 And, yeah, you know what?
00:55:55 I might buy the toy made of Chinese lead,
00:55:58 or I might make a sandwich for Ollie
00:56:00 that, God forbid,
00:56:04 but if you just let me do something for you,
00:56:07 I think that I would surprise you. I really do.
00:56:12 I know I'd surprise you.
00:56:14 You think I don't hear myself?
00:56:26 -Brad and Haley are splitting up.
00:56:31 Do you ever think about leaving me?
00:56:34 No.
00:56:38 Really? You never fantasize about
00:56:42 No, never. No.
00:56:44 Never. No, God, if anything,
00:56:50 -What does that mean?
00:56:52 Just, there are times
00:56:56 on my worst day, just, you know,
00:56:58 leaving our house
00:57:00 Like checking into a hotel
00:57:05 Just sitting in a quiet air-conditioned room,
00:57:09 sitting down, eating my lunch
00:57:13 drinking a Diet Sprite, by myself.
00:57:17 That sounds awful.
00:57:19 Look, I just wanna have one day
00:57:21 that doesn't depend on
00:57:24 It's not like I have
00:57:27 That I would understand.
00:57:30 I mean, everybody has gross sex fantasies.
00:57:31 I mean, obviously yours is with Holbrooke.
00:57:34 -With his 1 8-story shoulder muscles.
00:57:38 Mine is with
00:57:41 Cyndi Lauper.
00:57:44 And Holbrooke.
00:57:46 -Wait, are you serious about Cyndi Lauper?
00:57:50 -Really? Like, present-day or...
00:57:54 Well, it's an interesting choice.
00:57:59 Brad said to me
00:58:04 and that they were
00:58:10 That's not what we are, is it?
00:58:12 No.
00:58:17 Right?
00:58:22 No.
00:58:28 We should get going.
00:58:42 1 35 Avenue D. This is it.
00:58:56 What are we gonna say to them?
00:58:58 We say,
00:58:59 "Hello, people are trying to kill us
00:59:05 -Come on.
00:59:07 They're not home. They're not home.
00:59:10 We'll wait.
00:59:11 For how long, Phil?
00:59:14 could be headed over here right now.
00:59:18 Okay. Fourth floor. Fourth floor.
00:59:21 -What are you doing?
00:59:23 maybe we can find their flash drive.
00:59:27 What?
00:59:32 -We can do this.
00:59:34 Here we go. Okay, ready?
00:59:39 There you go. There you go. Reach for it.
00:59:42 It's all you. It's all you.
00:59:43 -Okay.
00:59:49 God, what was on your shoe?
00:59:52 I think it's your dried barf, lover.
00:59:58 Everything you're doing,
01:00:00 I just want you to think about that.
01:00:13 You realize, of course,
01:00:14 that this is our second
01:00:17 We go through that window,
01:00:21 Better than roommates.
01:00:26 Yeah.
01:00:44 They stabbed a chicken nugget
01:00:47 These are bad people.
01:00:49 Okay, you look over there.
01:01:02 -Damn it, Phil!
01:01:04 -Why don't you ever close any drawers?
01:01:08 You never, ever, ever
01:01:12 -Okay.
01:01:14 Oh, God! God! God!
01:01:21 Don't move.
01:01:25 Who's there?
01:01:29 Oh, hi. This is not what it looks like.
01:01:31 Yeah? Look at this, bitch! Boom!
01:01:33 -Ah! My neck! He punched my neck!
01:01:35 -Wait! Stop! I can explain.
01:01:37 -Then start talking, whore!
01:01:40 Okay, okay, okay!
01:01:42 Whoa! Whoa!
01:01:44 Sit down. Move. You, too. Move.
01:01:50 Careful.
01:01:54 All right.
01:01:56 All right. So you must be Thomas Felton.
01:02:00 People call me Taste.
01:02:01 I bet people also call you Tripplehorn.
01:02:06 I'm a big Jeanne Tripplehorn fan.
01:02:07 Yes, she is a fine actress.
01:02:10 -Who's this?
01:02:12 Whippet, like the dog?
01:02:14 No. Like when you suck nitrous
01:02:17 Okay. Okay.
01:02:19 Stupid skank.
01:02:20 Oh, my God. Do you have any
01:02:25 That's a nice piece. What are we gonna do,
01:02:29 Hey, zip your face.
01:02:31 Zip my face? Are you serious?
01:02:33 -Yeah, he said, "Zip your face."
01:02:36 -That's your best tough-guy line?
01:02:38 Why don't you zip your vagina,
01:02:42 I have no idea how to respond to that.
01:02:45 -F you!
01:02:47 -F you!
01:02:50 F you, mother-F-er.
01:02:54 Okay. Okay! What do you want?
01:02:57 You have no idea what you have done to us.
01:03:00 What?
01:03:02 When you missed your reservation at Claw,
01:03:05 -What are you talking about?
01:03:10 We saw the two goons
01:03:14 Hey, and what is it to you?
01:03:15 What are you,
01:03:17 -Yeah. What's it to you?
01:03:18 As it so happens, we didn't have
01:03:21 And now they think that we're you.
01:03:23 You... You just took our reservation?
01:03:27 Yeah. What kind of people are you?
01:03:29 -Who cares? It's not a big deal!
01:03:31 Who does that?
01:03:34 I stole your number
01:03:38 -That's smart.
01:03:41 You used our real number
01:03:44 No. I didn't use the home number.
01:03:47 Oh.
01:03:49 Wow, that's brilliant.
01:03:51 Wow, Taste, you're just a goddamn
01:03:55 This is about
01:03:57 How you have no trust
01:03:59 -Yeah!
01:04:02 -I buy the wrong soda?
01:04:04 -The wrong beer!
01:04:06 -The wrong nipple clamps.
01:04:08 Those clamps hurt me.
01:04:10 You know, and then you come home,
01:04:13 I have to, like, beg you
01:04:16 And forget about the anal!
01:04:19 -Forget about the anal!
01:04:21 I am sorry if I am a little tired
01:04:27 to just come home and jump on you
01:04:31 I am sorry! I was perfectly happy
01:04:35 It made me feel good about myself!
01:04:39 I got a ribbon!
01:04:40 But, no, you had to go
01:04:44 -everything from everyone!
01:04:46 Excuse me for dreaming!
01:04:48 Like I want to spend the rest of my life
01:04:52 I feel like
01:04:53 What about my dreams?
01:04:55 -But what about me?
01:04:58 Stop it. Shut it. Shut...
01:05:01 -Just shut the hole.
01:05:03 Listen, listen. These goons are after us
01:05:05 because they think that we have
01:05:08 So you're gonna go to them
01:05:09 that you are the Tripplehorns.
01:05:12 -Wait a second, bitch.
01:05:16 Are you telling me that these goons
01:05:19 Have you not heard a word I said, whore?
01:05:22 Look, that is why we are here.
01:05:25 No, we need to get out right now.
01:05:27 Whippit, baby, two-minute drill. Ready?
01:05:30 -Go, go, go, go, go!
01:05:32 - Hey! Hey!
01:05:33 -Stop. You can't leave.
01:05:35 -Only the essentials.
01:05:37 -Stop packing. Nobody is going anywhere.
01:05:39 I have a gun! And that means...
01:05:42 Come on. Always with the over-packing.
01:05:45 Nothing you can't walk away from
01:05:47 Bobby De Niro. Heat. Classic!
01:05:49 Okay. Okay. No way. No, no, no, no. No!
01:05:52 All right. No, no, no.
01:05:54 Hold on. Stop. Stop!
01:05:56 Pay attention! Pay attention to me!
01:05:58 -Wait! Wait, no!
01:06:00 Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
01:06:02 -and you are going to bring it...
01:06:04 give it to him yourself.
01:06:06 -Baby? We out!
01:06:08 -Is that the thing?
01:06:12 -Okay. Okay.
01:06:13 Wait, wait, wait, wait, baby.
01:06:15 maybe leaving isn't such a good idea.
01:06:19 No. Hey, no, it's not.
01:06:22 This is your home. This is your home.
01:06:30 Okay.
01:06:35 Come on home.
01:06:38 I love you.
01:06:40 Okay.
01:06:42 I love you.
01:06:47 Hey, hey, hey. How are we
01:06:50 Miletto?
01:06:51 Joe Miletto.
01:06:53 You two are far from home, aren't you?
01:06:55 -What's that supposed to mean?
01:07:01 That did not go down at all
01:07:07 Let's go.
01:07:09 -Did you see how he was tonguing her?
01:07:16 Detectives, welcome.
01:07:18 -Are you Holbrooke Grant?
01:07:20 You wanna put some clothes on
01:07:22 No, I'm good.
01:07:23 It's late, and I've pretty much said
01:07:26 Wait, what other cops?
01:07:43 What do you think Taste meant
01:07:46 Honey, his name is Taste.
01:07:54 Let's dance.
01:07:57 Gun!
01:08:01 This gun sucks!
01:08:04 Oh, my God! Go!
01:08:08 I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
01:08:13 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Be careful!
01:08:15 Stop yelling at me!
01:08:20 Come on! One way!
01:08:22 -One freaking way!
01:08:23 -It's always been one way!
01:08:25 -Just hold on!
01:08:27 -Ever heard of a one-way?
01:08:28 What are you doing?
01:08:30 What the hell...
01:08:33 -What? What are you doing?
01:08:35 No! Stop! Whoa, don't!
01:08:39 Whoa! What are you doing?
01:08:41 Okay, we need to get you off of us.
01:08:43 We've got to go, Phil.
01:08:54 Okay. It's not working.
01:08:56 Put yourjunk in reverse, asshole!
01:08:58 -You put yourjunk in reverse!
01:09:01 -You put yourjunk in reverse!
01:09:07 God!
01:09:09 No...
01:09:27 Oh, snap! Somebody's pissed!
01:09:31 -Phil! Phil!
01:09:33 Well, looks like you're coming with us.
01:09:51 -Okay!
01:09:56 -Hey, take your foot off the brake!
01:10:00 Car! Car!
01:10:10 Come on, man. Come on. Come on, baby!
01:10:14 -Hey, don't put your foot on the brake!
01:10:25 -Take the wheel.
01:10:26 Just take it!
01:10:30 No, no, no, no.
01:10:34 You are tripping!
01:10:38 Honey, move your ass!
01:10:40 Got them!
01:10:45 Don't hit that!
01:10:49 -Move over.
01:10:56 We in it now. We in it now.
01:11:01 Oh, God! Why do these guys
01:11:04 Hey. Hey! Do you have
01:11:07 -Something I could read a document on?
01:11:10 -Give it to me. Give it. Give it.
01:11:14 -Seriously?
01:11:20 Okay...
01:11:25 Oh, my God, that's Crenshaw.
01:11:28 -Claire, we have to get off the street!
01:11:30 At the light you're gonna take a hard right.
01:11:34 -Wait...
01:11:43 Th is is the NYPD.
01:11:45 The roadway has been sealed.
01:11:49 -Great, Phil!
01:11:51 -I thought I had a plan.
01:11:53 but your plans are the worst!
01:11:55 Look here, you two need to get
01:11:58 when my life is not at stake, okay?
01:12:00 Husband, when I hit the horn, you brake.
01:12:03 Wife, you throw yourjunk into "Drive"
01:12:07 We got them. We got them. We got them.
01:12:09 All right, white people.
01:12:12 Stop your veh icle!
01:12:32 Whoo!
01:12:34 Well done, y'all! That's how I do it, baby!
01:12:39 Dude, right here!
01:12:50 -No brakes.
01:12:51 -Damn it. Brakes are gone.
01:12:55 -I'm out. Be cool. Peace!
01:13:01 Blow me!
01:13:09 Phil!
01:13:20 Phil!
01:13:22 -I'm okay.
01:13:25 Come! Come on!
01:13:28 Oh, my God.
01:13:30 -I'm okay.
01:13:32 Come on. You're okay.
01:13:40 -Are you okay?
01:13:43 Wow. Wow. I'm really, really cold.
01:13:47 Oh, no.
01:13:50 The flash drive is gone.
01:13:54 Tripplehorns are gone.
01:13:58 We've got nothing.
01:14:01 Come on.
01:14:03 Let's go see if Holbrooke has
01:14:07 Okay. All right.
01:14:10 I am dying to hear what the hell happened.
01:14:12 We're out, we're having some beers, okay?
01:14:15 And then the two perps you let go
01:14:18 -What, the Fosters?
01:14:22 -You have a good memory.
01:14:25 we approach them trying to help you out,
01:14:27 the next thing I know
01:14:31 Mr. Foster, the tax laWyer
01:14:35 -It's weird.
01:14:38 Is it weird and odd?
01:14:40 So we took chase, gave pursuit.
01:14:43 To help me out.
01:14:45 Thank you so much.
01:14:47 You're welcome.
01:14:48 You know what? Great work, fellas.
01:14:52 If you want,
01:14:55 That's really nice of you, but I got this.
01:14:57 It's no big deal, Arroyo. We're already here.
01:15:01 Good night.
01:15:03 -We got you, though.
01:15:06 -All right.
01:15:09 See you.
01:15:20 So what was on
01:15:22 -Just some ledgers and pictures.
01:15:26 Of services rendered
01:15:29 A place called The Peppermint Hippo.
01:15:31 Ew, Peppermint Hippo. That's...
01:15:33 Neither of those two words is dirty,
01:15:35 but somehow together,
01:15:38 Thing is, this ledger
01:15:41 had only pictures
01:15:46 District Attorney Crenshaw.
01:15:48 -The guy with the broom?
01:15:50 The Tripplehorns may have stolen
01:15:54 but they were blackmailing the DA.
01:15:55 That's ambitious for those two dirtbags.
01:15:58 Doesn't even matter now, though,
01:15:59 because the computer sticky thing
01:16:03 which is where we'll be
01:16:06 Okay, you know
01:16:09 -so walk me through this again.
01:16:11 Honey, if I'm gonna get whacked off,
01:16:13 I at least deserve to understand
01:16:16 -What're you smiling about?
01:16:18 We're not going...
01:16:21 I think we are.
01:16:23 No, we might get bumped off.
01:16:26 Okay. Let me... Okay,
01:16:29 That guy over there.
01:16:33 He's a DA. He's a good guy.
01:16:35 He should be busting
01:16:39 He's a gangster. He's a bad guy.
01:16:42 But Crenshaw can't bust Miletto,
01:16:44 because Crenshaw goes to Miletto's clubs
01:16:49 Oh, boy, I hope she's really a hooker.
01:16:53 Now, Miletto makes
01:16:57 Which Taste and Whippit steal
01:16:59 from The Peppermint Hippo,
01:17:01 Right, they steal it
01:17:05 So, those two cops don't work for Miletto.
01:17:08 Right.
01:17:09 And that's why Taste was acting so weird
01:17:12 -Right.
01:17:15 -It has something to do with Crenshaw?
01:17:17 Yes, honey, it has
01:17:20 That's the key.
01:17:21 We have to find a way to get to Crenshaw.
01:17:23 Well, the Tripplehorns got to him
01:17:28 And we're the Tripplehorns.
01:17:30 Hells yes, we are.
01:17:36 We're gonna need some help.
01:17:38 Oh, "whacked off"! Oh! Oh, God.
01:17:40 -Yeah. Yeah.
01:17:46 Hi.
01:17:48 Is that my tracksuit?
01:17:50 Yes, it was in the trunk of your Audi,
01:17:53 which is now parked
01:17:55 and is probably
01:17:59 for which I'm sure
01:18:01 over the next several decades.
01:18:04 I would like to add that super old gun
01:18:08 which, incidentally, was not very useful.
01:18:11 It just went...
01:18:14 But that's not the reason we're here.
01:18:15 As impossible as this may be
01:18:18 our night has actually gotten weirder
01:18:23 There were cars, then we...
01:18:26 One of them was your car. Anyway...
01:18:27 I've had an interesting night myself.
01:18:29 And I'm really tired, so as nice as it was
01:18:32 how about you two
01:18:34 -No...
01:18:38 I just wanted
01:18:41 I was just hoping
01:18:45 where we could, you know, feel like new.
01:18:50 And now, all I want to do is get us home.
01:18:53 And I've got a plan.
01:18:57 I'm not very good with plans generally,
01:19:00 And I need help.
01:19:02 And even though your pecs
01:19:05 and your girlfriend is so hot it's like
01:19:09 I know, and I believe,
01:19:14 that understands exactly
01:19:18 So, please, Holbrooke,
01:19:24 Will you let us explain to you
01:19:28 And will you, for the love of God,
01:19:32 put on a fucking shirt?
01:19:41 -Come on in.
01:20:02 Here it is. Remember the plan?
01:20:14 Let us in. This is a new girl.
01:20:18 -I don't know what you're talking about.
01:20:20 -Really?
01:20:23 -And who are you?
01:20:26 You're her pimp?
01:20:29 That right.
01:20:30 -Really?
01:20:33 So can I go inside and start my shift,
01:20:34 or do I have to call Joey Miletto
01:20:45 I don't really have gum.
01:20:48 -The locker rooms are on the left.
01:21:04 -Wait right here.
01:21:19 Hey, do you have anything in a size eight?
01:21:21 What? Gross. No.
01:21:31 Oh, no. That's for a monkey.
01:21:38 Okay.
01:21:46 Hey, I'm a man on the bottom.
01:21:48 I'm sorry. I... Oh, my God!
01:21:50 I know. I know. Shut up. It's...
01:21:52 You look awesome!
01:21:54 Why is it so bright out here?
01:21:58 Give a 40-year-old stripper/mom a break.
01:22:02 Look at your boobs!
01:22:04 I had to put it on backwards and spin it.
01:22:06 I think I lost a nipple.
01:22:08 No, you look great!
01:22:10 -For reals?
01:22:13 It's the only one long enough
01:22:16 -I cannot stop looking at your boobs.
01:22:19 -Okay, let's go.
01:22:21 I want you to buy that.
01:22:32 This is End ofDays kind of stuff.
01:22:53 Oh, my.
01:23:00 -Honey, I don't think I can do this.
01:23:03 Honey, listen to me.
01:23:07 You are the mother of my children.
01:23:09 Now, I want you to go in there
01:23:11 and pop that coochie.
01:23:14 -Pop the coochie.
01:23:16 -So we can go home.
01:23:17 -Come on.
01:23:22 Uh-uh.
01:23:23 I'm here for Crenshaw.
01:23:26 Look up, please.
01:23:35 Okay, head on in.
01:23:37 -I'll be waiting right here.
01:23:39 No. The both of you.
01:23:41 He likes you, too.
01:23:44 Well, well, well.
01:23:47 -No, no, no, no. I can't do this.
01:23:49 because you are
01:23:52 and the father of my children,
01:23:53 and you are gonna get in there
01:23:56 I don't... Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
01:24:07 There he is, over there in the sunglasses.
01:24:12 He has his broom with him.
01:24:15 Oh, that's gross. Why does he need that?
01:24:18 Probably a lot of messes he makes in here.
01:24:20 Needs a mop to clean up
01:24:23 -Phil! Ew!
01:24:27 -Can I help you?
01:24:30 No one gets close to Crenshaw
01:24:33 -Picks us, yes. Picks us for what?
01:24:37 Move aside.
01:24:40 I like your look, honey.
01:24:45 Minus the syphilis.
01:24:48 You got a mouth on you.
01:24:52 And you brought your androgynous friend.
01:24:54 Oh! Oh! Oh! Is it a man or a woman?
01:24:57 I don't know! I don't know!
01:25:00 It's very sexy.
01:25:02 I am going to keep you guessing.
01:25:04 Whoo!
01:25:07 Why don't you two show me what you got?
01:25:09 I think he wants us
01:25:11 -Mmm-mmm.
01:25:12 -we'll do the fast version.
01:25:14 Come on, if you're gonna
01:25:18 So get on up there.
01:25:20 Ladies, please, please.
01:25:24 You know what? We're not actually some...
01:25:26 Hey... Okay.
01:25:27 We're not into dancing so much.
01:25:31 -while remaining relatively still.
01:25:34 I don't come here to talk.
01:25:37 Now, one or the other. What's it gonna be?
01:25:46 Oh, my God.
01:25:48 Baby, baby!
01:25:50 Right where I want to be
01:25:54 Baby, baby!
01:25:58 Don't let love play the fool with me
01:26:02 Oh, yeah
01:26:03 I want it and I need it
01:26:08 What?
01:26:10 Oh, yeah
01:26:11 I feel it when you try and keel in
01:26:15 I'm not feeling whatever they're doing.
01:26:17 Carlton, please,
01:26:19 -No, no, no. No! No, no, no. Okay...
01:26:22 All right. We were just getting warmed up.
01:26:23 Yeah.
01:26:25 Now we're really gonna make it happen.
01:26:27 -Oh, yeah!
01:26:28 -Now it is on!
01:26:31 -Whoo!
01:26:34 Love gun!
01:26:38 Oh, you shot me, baby!
01:26:42 Love gun!
01:26:46 Oh, you got me, baby!
01:26:50 Oh, my God. Where is he taking her?
01:26:52 Baby, are you ready for the showdown?
01:26:57 Round and round we go,
01:27:03 Are you ready for the go-down?
01:27:06 So ain't no use anymore
01:27:09 Ain't no use in hiding
01:27:11 Yeah, okay.
01:27:12 I want you dead or alive
01:27:15 If you promise to surrender
01:27:20 Try that and I'll let you survive
01:27:25 Huh. Huh.
01:27:27 Yeah, yeah, there we go.
01:27:31 Love gun
01:27:38 Phil, don't you barf on me. Don't barf.
01:27:42 What are they doing now?
01:27:48 Sex robots!
01:27:51 Come back forever, and bang!
01:27:55 Love gun!
01:27:59 I wanna do that.
01:28:03 Love gun!
01:28:08 You two, come over here.
01:28:19 We have something that you want.
01:28:21 Oh, I know you do. How much for a night?
01:28:25 $1 00,000.
01:28:27 Huh? That's a little steep, isn't it?
01:28:29 I don't know any woman
01:28:32 How about one with a flash drive?
01:28:35 How're you doing? We're the Tripplehorns.
01:28:42 Oh, you guys keep showing up!
01:28:46 Why don't we take a walk
01:28:52 This could have been so good.
01:29:04 This is part of the plan, right?
01:29:06 I got to go back in the subway
01:29:08 Move.
01:29:09 Okay.
01:29:12 Let's make this simple, okay?
01:29:15 or Collins is going to break
01:29:18 I put the flash drive someplace
01:29:21 But if our associate, Mr. Holbrooke Grant,
01:29:23 doesn't hear from us
01:29:27 then he will release
01:29:31 He's the ex-military guy
01:29:34 Holbrooke's for real.
01:29:37 What the hell is going on up here?
01:29:39 Excuse me, sir,
01:29:42 -Could you just give us a minute?
01:29:43 No! I can't give you a minute.
01:29:47 Okay.
01:29:49 It's okay, Claire. We were expecting him.
01:29:51 -What? Oh, my God! I am so lost.
01:29:55 You know, they got a guy on the outside
01:29:57 Yeah, the flash drive. There's no play here.
01:29:59 You've seen the flash drive?
01:30:00 Oh, don't worry, though.
01:30:04 Just shut your mouth.
01:30:06 -What pictures?
01:30:07 -He doesn't know?
01:30:09 Oh, wow!
01:30:14 But I get it. I totally know why you'd have
01:30:17 Have them in your back pocket
01:30:20 Never know when
01:30:21 -Just zip it, Skippy!
01:30:27 No. No, it's okay! When he says "vagina,"
01:30:30 You said that what was on that drive
01:30:32 were the city contracts
01:30:34 All this time,
01:30:38 -and you're stashing dirty pictures of me?
01:30:42 You'd be in jail if it wasn't for me.
01:30:47 Looks like
01:30:48 so my wife and I will bid you adieu.
01:30:50 No, no, no, no, no. No one's moving,
01:30:52 'cause it'd be a lot easier
01:30:55 How about you?
01:30:57 Oh, God, he turned the gun sideways, Phil.
01:31:00 -Put it down.
01:31:02 -Come on, cop!
01:31:04 -Put it down!
01:31:06 No, it's not! This is so not okay!
01:31:08 This is a bad plan, Phil! This is a bad plan!
01:31:11 -Take the shot.
01:31:13 Put it down!
01:31:16 Everybody's hopped up!
01:31:17 Look at me!
01:31:19 Claire, look at me. Look at me!
01:31:23 I got this.
01:31:25 I have got this!
01:31:33 -Count to three.
01:31:35 -Just count them down.
01:31:38 That doesn't work with people with guns.
01:31:40 Trust me.
01:31:47 All right! I have had enough!
01:31:50 My kids are gonna have me up
01:31:55 I'm gonna count to three,
01:31:58 is gonna put down your guns.
01:32:00 Is she serious?
01:32:02 -One!
01:32:03 -Two!
01:32:08 Three!
01:32:11 Th is is the NYPD!
01:32:13 Drop your weapons
01:32:17 - Police! Freeze!
01:32:19 Put them on the ground!
01:32:23 Drop your
01:32:26 -I'm a cop!
01:32:28 Counting them down, works every time.
01:32:31 Told you I could surprise you.
01:32:34 Fosters!
01:32:36 Keep your mouth shut!
01:32:38 Good to see you again, Detective.
01:32:39 -You, too, Mr. Foster.
01:32:42 A helicopter and a SWAT team
01:32:46 He had your friend Holbrooke call me.
01:32:49 -You have something for me?
01:32:52 I think there is enough evidence
01:32:55 to put those two away for quite some time.
01:32:59 Thank you.
01:33:04 Mr. Miletto. Mr. District Attorney.
01:33:07 You two are under arrest for obstruction
01:33:12 I'm pretty sure prostitution,
01:33:14 and a few other goodies
01:33:18 Get them out of here.
01:33:24 You don't wanna be doing this.
01:33:26 Thank you so much for all of your help.
01:33:36 So, you two need a ride?
01:33:38 Oh, yes, please.
01:33:41 No, no. We sent a squad car out there
01:33:43 -They're fast asleep at the sitter's.
01:33:47 What's your story?
01:33:54 Just a boring married couple
01:34:01 So how about that ride?
01:34:03 Actually, I promised my wife
01:34:08 Okay, no stealing reservations this time.
01:34:14 -Thanks.
01:34:32 I am not sure, but I think this is
01:34:38 I know that I'm, like, really bad at this stuff,
01:34:41 but how did you even begin
01:34:44 Mmm. Well, it was like that book
01:34:48 Nasrin baits her brother and her stepfather
01:34:51 so that she can flee the town,
01:34:54 and menstruate in peace.
01:34:59 -What?
01:35:01 -You read the book.
01:35:04 -Yeah. I read all of them.
01:35:07 'Cause it matters to you.
01:35:11 I only read the first 30 pages
01:35:14 'Cause who has time to read? I don't...
01:35:17 I don't like those books.
01:35:28 What? Do I have something?
01:35:32 No.
01:35:40 I'd do it again, you know.
01:35:42 What, tonight? No. It was very dangerous.
01:35:45 No, not tonight. Us.
01:35:48 You, me, the kids, all of it.
01:35:51 I'd do it again.
01:35:57 I'd choose you every time.
01:36:35 Your love, lifting me higher
01:36:40 Than I've ever been lifted before
01:36:45 So keep it up
01:36:47 Quench my desire
01:36:50 And I'll be at your side forever more
01:36:55 You know your love
01:36:56 Your love keeps lifting me
01:36:58 Keep on lifting
01:36:59 Love keeps lifting me
01:37:00 Higher
01:37:01 Lifting me...
01:37:02 And act ion!
01:37:04 That's enough!
01:37:07 -Big mistake. This is all a big mistake.
01:37:10 Oh...
01:37:14 Take that back.
01:37:16 Don't call me a bitch, whore.
01:37:19 You're telling me...
01:37:21 Have you not heard a word I said, whore?
01:37:27 I keep calling him a whore.
01:37:30 Just a minute.
01:37:33 And action!
01:37:35 Yo, yo, yo...
01:37:37 Just a minute.
01:37:39 One more.
01:37:45 I said your love
01:37:47 Keep on
01:37:50 Lifting me
01:37:52 Higher and higher
01:37:56 -Zip it, Skippy.
01:38:00 No, it's okay. When he says "vagina,"
01:38:08 Again.
01:38:10 You are the father
01:38:12 and you are going to get in there
01:38:16 And get in there and butter that pole.
01:38:18 Work that pole like a Russian immigrant.
01:38:22 "That's amazing, Jeremy.
01:38:23 "I have to go home now
01:38:25 "I need to go home now
01:38:28 "I'm gonna go home now
01:38:31 "That's amazing, Jeremy,
01:38:33 "but I'm gonna go home now
01:38:40 Higher
01:38:42 Higher and higher
01:38:45 I said your love
01:38:47 Keep on
01:38:51 Lifting me
01:38:52 Higher and higher
01:38:56 And my song...
01:39:00 Keep my love going higher and higher
01:39:02 Hello.
01:39:04 I don't know if you remember us,
01:39:06 but we were here earlier,
01:39:11 Bonso ir,
01:39:14 eating with our good friend Sam-I-Am.
01:39:19 You mean Will.i.am?
01:39:20 Is that what you call him?
01:39:22 Yeah, no, no, no, no.
01:39:23 Did you hear
01:39:25 It's ridiculous!
01:39:27 Oh, is that what you call him? No...
01:39:32 Did you hear
01:39:34 -Terrible. Terrible. Ah.
01:39:36 We were here earlier with William.
01:39:37 He thinks he left his phone.
01:39:39 So we were just going to go
01:39:41 Yes, he left his telly on the table.
01:39:47 His telephone...
01:39:49 We are looking for his phone for him.
01:39:52 -We think that he might have left it...
01:39:55 -...at the table.
01:39:57 -and look for the phone, please.
01:40:00 Well, see you later. Goodbye.
01:40:03 That's it! Cut!