Dean Spanley

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00:01:51 Morning.
00:01:55 It is a commonplace observation
00:01:57 that remarkable events
00:02:02 Never was this more true
00:02:06 which form the spine of our narrative.
00:02:08 - Morning.
00:02:10 Properly speaking,
00:02:13 the day on which I visit my father,
00:02:18 This habit - one might even say ritual -
00:02:22 commenced after the death of my younger
00:02:28 and the subsequent demise
00:02:30 occasioned by her grief
00:02:49 I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:02:55 Morning, Mrs Brimley.
00:02:57 - How are you today?
00:03:00 Could complain,
00:03:02 Yes, indeed.
00:03:10 And himself?
00:03:12 Oh, he's working himself up
00:03:16 You know how he gets.
00:03:19 Sent back the paper, he did,
00:03:24 I'm just finishing the obituaries,
00:03:27 I thought he didn't read the obituaries.
00:03:30 No more he does, but he wants them
00:03:35 Says he doesn't read them
00:03:37 because he's afraid he'll come across
00:03:58 Do you believe in the transmigration
00:04:02 I don't believe in letting foreigners in,
00:04:06 No, um... reincarnation,
00:04:12 Um, the belief that the immortal soul
00:04:19 Well, I haven't given it much thought,
00:04:24 After Albert died
00:04:30 but she couldn't get hold of him.
00:04:32 I wasn't surprised, mind you.
00:04:35 I couldn't imagine him piping up
00:04:39 Mind you don't crease that, now.
00:04:43 He won't know what day it is,
00:05:38 - Oh, young Fisk. It must be Thursday.
00:05:42 Very handy, a Thursday. Keeps
00:05:47 You're here, then.
00:06:00 You should have
00:06:02 - That was your mother's job.
00:06:06 Nevertheless. What does
00:06:09 Nevertheless.
00:06:12 Might as well be clearing your throat,
00:06:18 Well, it's a fine day, Father.
00:06:23 I can see how fine the day is.
00:06:25 As for particular in mind, everything
00:06:29 What I meant was, do you have any plans?
00:06:32 Are there any concerts or exhibitions,
00:06:39 There's nothing about the war.
00:06:41 We're not presently at war,
00:06:44 Diversions, you say.
00:06:46 That's all that's left, you know,
00:06:48 before stepping
00:06:53 There is a display of aboriginal weapons
00:06:57 Such was the common procedure
00:07:01 I, carrying out my filial duty,
00:07:06 He, indulging his practised
00:07:11 would play a strange game of control.
00:07:15 As Thursday upon Thursday arrived,
00:07:18 I'd become more and more determined
00:07:23 A collection of Georgian shoe buckles.
00:07:28 That was an era when a gentleman could
00:07:35 Did we win the Boer War?
00:07:39 I believe we lost more slowly
00:07:42 Garden never recovered from it.
00:07:48 You know, there is a lecture
00:07:52 on the transmigration of souls.
00:07:55 Poppycock!
00:07:57 Think if we had souls they wouldn't
00:08:01 Think your mother wouldn't be on to me
00:08:05 Still, it seems the most likely
00:08:08 It's being held at the home
00:08:12 - Isn't that the cricketing Indian chappie?
00:08:15 Oh, well. Let's take a look.
00:08:17 Heard tell he's turned the ballroom
00:08:20 Mad as badgers, these nawabs.
00:08:23 Oh, by the way,
00:08:27 Makes walking unnecessary.
00:08:30 Mrs Brimley! My chair!
00:08:36 - Watch your step, young Fisk.
00:08:43 - How is it going?
00:08:46 So it should. Latest model.
00:08:49 Guaranteed to last longer than the user.
00:08:52 - Not that that means very much.
00:09:06 Damned machines!
00:09:09 Be the death of all of us, they will.
00:09:12 Progress, Father,
00:09:18 - Galsworthy, old son. How are you?
00:09:24 Hey-ho! Well done, chair.
00:09:29 Give you a hand with the buggy?
00:09:31 - Grab hold.
00:09:33 - Buggy, indeed!
00:09:36 Clyde-built by the feel of it.
00:10:00 Always a pleasure.
00:10:02 Thank you. Thank you.
00:10:05 Damn foolish game, cricket,
00:10:12 - Howzat!
00:10:24 - Not exactly a full house, is it?
00:10:29 Want to be where we can see
00:10:33 I declare, that's Spanley,
00:10:37 Not that I ever go there,
00:10:40 - Father, keep your voice down.
00:10:42 Shh.
00:10:45 Dean Spanley, did you say?
00:10:47 Not me. Chap with the dog collar.
00:10:50 What's a dean doing
00:10:54 - Exactly my thought.
00:10:57 Impending apostasy, more like.
00:11:01 - The name's Wrather, with a W.
00:11:04 - What brings you here, Mr Fisk?
00:11:07 The lesser of several evils.
00:11:15 Well, there you are.
00:11:17 I thought I got a thin edge onto my pad,
00:11:19 but when the umpire raises his finger,
00:11:22 That's life... and cricket.
00:11:26 Well, then,
00:11:28 Of what he will tell you
00:11:31 but I've always held him in high regard
00:11:34 Bowled decent left-arm leg breaks
00:11:37 Haven't seen him play since, but I've no doubt
00:11:50 I confess, the appearance of Swami Prash
00:11:55 even a disappointment.
00:11:57 For although I had no clear expectation
00:12:01 I had imagined one with such a title
00:12:05 to have been dressed more...
00:12:20 The question of
00:12:25 perhaps more familiarly known to you
00:12:31 has been the structural underpinning
00:12:34 of Indian philosophical
00:12:40 Only recently...
00:12:41 What ensued proved to be
00:12:45 as I can remember spending outside
00:12:50 ...esoteric wisdom
00:12:52 Indeed, the most significant fact
00:12:57 was that with my eyes closed,
00:13:04 A little, if only a little, closer.
00:13:11 I should be pleased now
00:13:15 - Where am I?
00:13:18 You are, my dear sir,
00:13:21 in the anteroom of eternity
00:13:26 - What?
00:13:28 I was, er... we were, that is,
00:13:35 - Did he say the anteroom of eternity?
00:13:38 - What?
00:13:41 - If they...
00:13:46 That is a most interesting question
00:13:54 It is generally supposed
00:13:58 must be of a different
00:14:01 inferior nature to the human soul.
00:14:05 The soul is that part of the Godhead,
00:14:11 What you said before, sir,
00:14:15 Would you be kind enough to allow
00:14:18 - Well, well.
00:14:19 - What?
00:14:26 However, although all animals have
00:14:33 the dog is, by virtue of his singular
00:14:41 What about cats?
00:14:44 The dog amplifies...
00:14:48 the cat diminishes...
00:14:51 man's estimation of himself.
00:14:56 Poppycock!
00:15:01 So I shall wish you gentlemen good day.
00:15:04 I can be found here most mornings
00:15:08 What exactly is a conveyancer?
00:15:11 Well, nothing, exactly.
00:15:13 Assisting a thing
00:15:16 So you're a middleman.
00:15:18 Well, sometimes in the middle
00:15:21 - Been a great pleasure, sir.
00:15:30 Mrs Travers, did I ever tell you that
00:15:35 What's that?
00:15:42 Only thing that made sense
00:15:45 was what the chap said about dogs
00:15:48 Canine flattery is a survival mechanism,
00:15:51 The chap never had a dog,
00:15:53 I thought he had a beagle.
00:15:56 I had a dog once. Wag.
00:16:01 At any one time, you know,
00:16:04 I can't say I did.
00:16:06 Neither did that swami. Made me think
00:16:10 Let's go to my club, have a stiff one.
00:16:14 I thought you didn't go there any more.
00:16:16 That was in the past.
00:16:19 There's no time like the present,
00:16:22 - What was it? The Eternal Now?
00:16:38 - How are you, Marriot?
00:16:42 Oh, one step nearer the grave.
00:16:45 How's that boy of yours?
00:16:48 Yes, sir. Tommy, sir.
00:16:52 He... he's dead, sir.
00:16:55 The war, sir. The Boer War.
00:16:58 Oh, the Boers.
00:17:05 Haven't seen you for a while, sir.
00:17:14 Hasn't changed much.
00:17:16 Clubs aren't supposed to change, surely.
00:17:23 There's that chap again.
00:17:26 Where are you going?
00:17:33 - Fisk.
00:17:34 Horatio Fisk.
00:17:37 This is young Fisk. Surprised
00:17:41 Oh, yes, yes.
00:17:43 So, what did you make
00:17:50 The beliefs of others
00:17:52 Really? Tell me this, then.
00:18:00 Souls, I mean.
00:18:04 You'd think one of them
00:18:07 Well, I imagine if the swami is correct
00:18:10 they're all too busy
00:18:13 And what about him pinching my line?
00:18:16 - What line was that?
00:18:18 Well, I'd rather thought that
00:18:21 Not at all.
00:18:25 Rather like having your pocket picked.
00:18:27 - What's that you're drinking?
00:18:31 Not an Imperial, I'm afraid,
00:18:37 A bit syrupy for my taste.
00:18:41 Well, we'll leave you to it.
00:18:45 You must excuse my father.
00:18:50 Not at all.
00:18:54 Pardon me, Dean, but...
00:18:57 am I to understand you give
00:19:03 - Only the closed mind is certain, sir.
00:19:10 I agree.
00:19:12 - Good day, sir.
00:19:29 Rum chap, Spanley.
00:19:31 Do you know him well enough
00:19:34 One can tell. Not quite sound.
00:19:37 Dabbling in Eastern religion.
00:19:40 Can I get you gentlemen a drink?
00:19:45 I'd like a brandy and soda, Marriot,
00:19:49 I'll have the Tokay.
00:19:51 Oh, I'm afraid that won't be possible, sir.
00:19:57 The dean keeps a bottle
00:19:59 Very hard to come by, I believe.
00:20:02 Damned unsociable of him.
00:20:07 In that case I'll have a brandy and soda
00:20:13 Yes, of course, sir.
00:20:17 If I... may say so, Mr Fisk,
00:20:23 I'm most sorry to hear of your loss.
00:20:25 - What?
00:20:32 Wasn't my loss. He's the one got killed.
00:20:39 Sir.
00:20:43 That was, even for you, Father,
00:20:46 Nothing of the sort.
00:20:48 Here we sit about to be served
00:20:52 What's our loss
00:20:58 Women with the vote is like a cow
00:21:04 Walking home, listening to my father
00:21:07 assert a variety of things
00:21:11 Dean Spanley's words returned to me
00:21:17 "Only the closed mind is certain. "
00:21:25 An excellent hotpot, Mrs Brimley.
00:21:28 Well, it ought to be,
00:21:29 seeing as how I've made it for you
00:21:34 Thank you.
00:21:39 "It may well be supposed
00:21:42 came as a most disagreeable surprise
00:21:45 accustomed as he was
00:21:49 I confess I had, until that moment,
00:21:53 always supposed certainty
00:21:56 Like money in the bank.
00:21:58 But something in the day's events
00:22:04 a sense that...
00:22:06 There may be more things
00:22:08 than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
00:23:50 I'll be off, Mrs Brimley.
00:23:52 He's dozing in the study.
00:23:54 Oh, I'll have to wake him up,
00:24:06 Does he ever mention my brother?
00:24:10 Your father doesn't hold with grieving,
00:24:15 No, that's right.
00:24:20 No, you're right.
00:24:23 Thank you, Mrs Brimley.
00:24:26 - And thank you for the hotpot.
00:24:30 Hotpot, that's all
00:24:33 Creature of habit, your father is. Knows
00:24:37 The certainty of a closed mind.
00:24:39 Well, I don't know about that.
00:24:45 Where you was before. Nowhere.
00:24:50 - Bye-bye. I'll see you next Thursday.
00:24:56 Creatures of habit. Oh!
00:25:06 I've heard it said
00:25:09 two a coincidence
00:25:16 Be that as it may,
00:25:18 that day I found myself, for the third
00:25:24 a man who, until that day,
00:25:31 Is it stuck up there?
00:25:34 It rather appears so.
00:25:38 which I consider a serious reflection
00:25:41 Probably chased by a dog.
00:25:45 Dean? Dean Spanley?
00:25:48 Hello. I met you earlier at your club.
00:25:53 I was introduced by my father. Mr Fisk.
00:25:56 Oh.
00:25:58 - And you were at the nawab's.
00:26:03 I am most eager to hear your further
00:26:08 I assure you, sir, I have
00:26:11 Compared to my own,
00:26:14 I was wondering if I might invite you
00:26:18 I'm afraid that with my schedule
00:26:22 I would not presume
00:26:25 were it not that I've recently come
00:26:28 An Imperial Tokay.
00:26:32 - An Imperial Tokay?
00:26:39 One must be on one's guard against
00:26:45 - An '89, I believe.
00:26:50 Was... is that a good year?
00:26:53 Oh, yes. How do you come to be
00:26:58 You must be very well connected, Mr...
00:27:02 Fisk. Henslowe Fisk.
00:27:07 Well... Well...
00:27:09 Perhaps I might manage... Thursday,
00:27:16 Most convenient.
00:27:18 Shall we say seven o'clock?
00:27:20 - Very well. Until then.
00:27:26 '89. Goodness me.
00:27:31 I wouldn't call it a lie, puss.
00:27:36 More like a truth deferred.
00:27:46 It had not occurred to me
00:27:49 that procuring his favourite tipple
00:27:53 Oi! Come back here!
00:28:04 Very hard to find
00:28:07 Of course there are what you might call
00:28:10 But the real thing,
00:28:12 It's made solely
00:28:15 Takes a royal decree
00:28:19 You would need to know
00:28:22 I see.
00:28:26 Tell me this. If King Edward himself
00:28:33 "Find me one or two bottles of Tokay",
00:28:36 Well, I would suggest,
00:28:39 that he uses his family connections
00:28:43 So he'd have a lot more chance
00:28:49 Of course.
00:29:08 The point of the exercise,
00:29:14 Care for a small wager?
00:29:17 No, thank you. No, you seem more
00:29:25 So you'd like to acquire
00:29:29 An Imperial.
00:29:32 This an adventure of the romantic sort
00:29:34 Certainly not.
00:29:38 It is said that the fair sex
00:29:41 Loosens the morals
00:29:45 - How high are you willing to go?
00:29:50 Within reason.
00:29:51 Ah, yes. Well, you see,
00:29:54 - '89 Tokay not easy to come by.
00:29:59 So what's your line, then?
00:30:01 Oh, this and that.
00:30:04 Any money in it?
00:30:06 A modest remuneration.
00:30:10 Though I must admit there must be
00:30:15 It's not all mine.
00:30:24 How on earth
00:30:26 My Auntie Molly was a hoarder.
00:30:30 What do you do with it?
00:30:32 Oh, you never know when someone wants
00:30:37 Such as a bottle of Imperial Tokay.
00:30:40 Really?
00:30:44 Good grief.
00:30:46 It's not an '89, I'm afraid.
00:30:49 It'll have to.
00:30:53 I suppose I could say I was promised
00:31:00 What do you think?
00:31:03 - How much is this?
00:31:05 Five guineas?
00:31:09 These little things were sent to try us,
00:31:18 Thursday?
00:31:20 Are there not
00:31:23 each equipped with portions of time
00:31:26 Thursday is the only day
00:31:29 Poppycock.
00:31:31 He has prior engagements.
00:31:33 Is my Thursday not a prior engagement,
00:31:41 What is going on?
00:31:44 You're not getting married, I hope.
00:31:49 - No.
00:31:55 If I had it to do over again...
00:31:58 Am I to understand from that remark
00:32:04 Fine woman, Alice.
00:32:08 Very good in the garden.
00:32:13 No, it's the children.
00:32:17 Hostages to fortune is what they are.
00:32:20 But there is no point
00:32:23 that have gone to the trouble
00:32:27 And that is your reason
00:32:31 I warned your brother
00:32:35 but no, he knew better, the young fool.
00:32:37 Anyway, your mother mourned him
00:32:40 Perhaps if you'd shared
00:32:42 she might not have found her grief
00:32:51 I have nothing more to say
00:32:55 Please never mention it to me again.
00:32:57 Close the door on your way out.
00:33:11 - Do you miss your husband, Mrs Brimley?
00:33:17 Oh, well. He weren't hard to miss,
00:33:21 Kept himself to himself.
00:33:24 Sat in that chair night after night,
00:33:28 Just nodded, sociable-like,
00:33:33 That were Albert's one bad habit.
00:33:39 I talk to the chair sometimes
00:33:43 Except the chair don't spit.
00:33:56 Thinking about your brother
00:34:01 I just wish Father would...
00:34:07 Well, Mr Fisk was never one
00:34:13 Why, I remember that night
00:34:15 when you and young Harry went out
00:34:24 Yes. Wasn't one of his finest moments.
00:34:32 I'll let you get on, Mrs Brimley.
00:34:35 - Good night.
00:34:39 I'll feed him his hotpot
00:34:42 You just enjoy yourself
00:35:14 But as Thursday evening arrived, I found
00:35:21 For in truth the whim that prompted me
00:35:24 had lost its piquancy
00:35:26 and the sobering cost of Wrather's Tokay
00:35:29 played its part in making the whole
00:35:38 I'm afraid I was mistaken about the vintage.
00:35:42 This is... this is a '91.
00:35:47 Not at all.
00:35:50 One would have to have
00:35:54 if the prospect
00:35:58 were a disappointment.
00:36:03 Properly decanted.
00:36:05 No sign of sediment.
00:36:09 Well done.
00:36:13 Thank you.
00:36:21 To think that such wine was once
00:36:26 and now,
00:36:29 we lesser beings
00:36:36 Your very good health.
00:36:45 I must confess my first taste of Tokay
00:36:51 Rather, my father's dismissal of it
00:36:54 seemed remarkably close to the mark.
00:36:57 However, in the dean...
00:37:11 Oh...
00:37:23 Tokay, of course, is unique among wines
00:37:26 in that the aroma
00:37:30 For us humans, alas, that is the pursuit
00:37:38 At such moments, one could wish
00:37:41 to possess the olfactory powers
00:37:50 It's often occurred to me
00:37:54 is akin to seizing a scholar in the
00:37:59 and dragging him away from his studies.
00:38:04 Yes.
00:38:18 What are you doing?
00:38:22 One of those damned motor machines.
00:38:25 Dreadful things, don't you think?
00:38:29 It must be clear to anyone of perception
00:38:33 one might even say infernal -
00:38:36 will prove to be a complete...
00:38:41 Quite so.
00:38:43 And have you noticed
00:38:45 that motor cars are exactly the right
00:38:51 Cats. The way they get under motor cars
00:38:58 Unless, of course,
00:39:02 I see what you mean.
00:39:04 The trouble with cats is
00:39:08 One chases them,
00:39:12 Or perform that preposterous inflation
00:39:16 raising their hair on end.
00:39:19 Well, I was never fooled by that ruse.
00:39:23 No?
00:39:25 Well, perhaps once or twice
00:39:27 but once I discovered what devious
00:39:32 So you are inclined to agree
00:39:35 About cats and how they diminish
00:39:40 Oh, indeed.
00:39:43 - They have no awe of the masters.
00:39:47 Yes. How one loved
00:39:52 How one wanted to please them,
00:39:59 Let me give you a piece of advice.
00:40:01 When a door is opened, always
00:40:04 There is nothing more annoying
00:40:07 than a dog whining and scratching
00:40:20 - Tokay?
00:40:26 Two glasses are my limit.
00:40:31 Otherwise there's no knowing
00:40:38 I had no idea of the true nature
00:40:42 It may have been madness.
00:40:46 So intriguing
00:40:51 "... pulling a scholar out of the British
00:40:58 It was as if his mind had slipped a cog.
00:41:00 - Went barking mad, you mean?
00:41:07 If you can call
00:41:12 - How much of the Tokay had he had?
00:41:17 Sure it wasn't you that was snockered?
00:41:20 So what do you think?
00:41:24 That getting deans tiddly so they can
00:41:28 is as harmless a way
00:41:31 He was not tiddly, as you put it.
00:41:34 He was... well, it was more like
00:41:37 Being tiddly
00:41:39 No, it was the Tokay.
00:41:42 Even when he inhaled it
00:41:45 he was transported to this other place.
00:41:53 And you'd like to get him back
00:41:57 Can you get me another bottle?
00:42:02 Can you?
00:42:04 I don't doubt that for a price
00:42:08 Can you get one for next Thursday?
00:42:11 Have another shot.
00:42:28 Your Tokay, Dean.
00:42:30 Ah. What lambency of hue, what colour.
00:42:36 It reminds me of the light
00:42:42 - Never to the brim.
00:42:44 - One must leave room for the aroma.
00:42:51 Now, you were saying about the master.
00:42:54 Oh, yes. The master.
00:42:57 He would go away for very long times.
00:42:59 Other people were kind,
00:43:03 And what did you do?
00:43:04 Why, I'd wait for him
00:43:07 - You knew when he was returning?
00:43:09 How, might I ask?
00:43:12 Well, before he was not coming back
00:43:16 That was the difference,
00:43:18 - I see.
00:43:21 The proximity of the master
00:43:24 The light grows brighter?
00:43:26 - No, not brighter. Louder.
00:43:30 Well, certainly there was more of it.
00:43:33 I remember waiting one day
00:43:37 And the light that day got brighter
00:43:41 I only know
00:43:43 I was so excited
00:43:51 Dean, dogs do not drink brandy.
00:43:57 No more they do.
00:43:59 I would achieve the same effect
00:44:03 Drives the blood to the head
00:44:15 And then I'd sit down,
00:44:21 Were you much bothered by fleas?
00:44:23 When I say bothered, I don't mean...
00:44:25 There's nothing wrong with a few fleas.
00:44:30 Ah, yes.
00:44:35 Indeed, I doubt if one can be a dog
00:44:46 So these evenings have become
00:44:50 Yes. The dean has a wealth of knowledge
00:44:54 Oh.
00:44:56 - Lawrence! Come here!
00:44:58 Lawrence Swan, come back here!
00:45:00 - But only on a Thursday.
00:45:04 - That man tripped me up!
00:45:07 - He's given to imaginings.
00:45:11 Pick yourself up. I told you before
00:45:15 If I call to you, you come back...
00:45:17 What on earth possessed you
00:45:19 No business running off like that
00:45:24 You talk as if
00:45:26 Indeed I was,
00:45:29 Too much is made of childhood,
00:45:32 Golden days of fun and innocence?
00:45:35 The most miserable I've been
00:45:38 Is that why you tripped up him up?
00:45:45 Do not presume to judge me, young Fisk.
00:45:48 I should first have to understand you,
00:45:52 Perhaps you would have to become
00:45:56 Your example disinclines me to that
00:46:04 Push on!
00:46:07 Push on!
00:46:22 You don't think
00:46:25 What do you mean, having me on?
00:46:27 That he's spotted you
00:46:30 and a good source
00:46:33 Why would he assume
00:46:36 would not attract disbelief and ridicule
00:46:40 He saw you at the nawab's
00:46:42 about reincarnation and dogs
00:46:45 and he decided that you believed
00:46:50 I can't accept that.
00:46:53 It would be
00:46:55 Gravitas?
00:46:57 Telling you about running round
00:47:00 Brandy, actually.
00:47:02 And fleas are a good source of grooming?
00:47:05 He doesn't know when he's saying
00:47:08 I'd have to be there
00:47:11 - Your Moroccan is here.
00:47:16 - Go easy on him, my darling.
00:47:23 Abdul, how are you?
00:47:26 - You owe him nothing.
00:47:29 - With pleasure, Mr Wrather.
00:47:34 Very nice article, this.
00:47:36 Fell off the back of an elephant.
00:47:39 - Don't have an elephant.
00:47:45 - Look, about this Tokay...
00:47:52 How about if I do round one up,
00:47:57 It's not a séance.
00:48:00 It's more like the parting of the veil
00:48:04 All right. The parting of the veil.
00:48:10 All right.
00:48:13 But you must promise,
00:48:16 that you will let me
00:48:18 - Cross my heart and hope to die.
00:48:21 - 50 guineas.
00:48:23 I give you 50 guineas to hold and if I don't
00:48:27 Am I to understand
00:48:30 I feel quite religious about 50 guineas,
00:48:37 I can only imagine
00:48:39 to have spoken to you in such a fashion
00:48:41 and it grieves me to think that I may have
00:48:46 I am stricken to think I have given you cause
00:48:51 Don't grovel, laddie. You remind me
00:48:56 What a whining and squirming
00:49:00 Yes. Wag, eh?
00:49:03 One of the seven great dogs.
00:49:06 At any one time, you know,
00:49:12 - What kind of dog was he?
00:49:20 What happened to him?
00:49:22 He went away one day
00:49:29 - Had he ever done that before?
00:49:31 I blame the bad company he fell in with.
00:49:33 This dog that used to come around.
00:49:36 Ugly brute, a mongrel.
00:49:40 Wag chased him off at first
00:49:43 and Wag took off with him
00:49:47 I wanted to stay at home till Wag came back,
00:49:51 I told them if I wasn't there,
00:49:58 Must have been very difficult for you.
00:50:02 It wasn't difficult.
00:50:05 It was unbearable.
00:50:10 I had heard this story before.
00:50:12 But now it was as if
00:50:16 As dubious as any connection
00:50:19 my father's revelation
00:50:23 to my next encounter with the dean.
00:50:32 Who's this likely-looking lad?
00:50:34 That's my brother Harrington.
00:50:40 Broke my mother's heart.
00:50:42 And your father, how did he take it?
00:50:46 "If something goes to the trouble
00:50:49 it may be considered inevitable"
00:50:51 was his comment, I believe.
00:50:53 That's your stiff upper English for you.
00:50:55 There's a few shillings left in this.
00:50:59 No, please. Not the last inch.
00:51:02 The dean is most particular about that.
00:51:04 Fussy old hound.
00:51:07 He didn't. I must insist
00:51:11 I'd have thought
00:51:14 Please just give me your word.
00:51:15 As you like, but there's no doubt I'll know
00:51:22 Henslowe.
00:51:24 - Good evening, Dean. How are you?
00:51:26 I fancy I would have been
00:51:30 - This is my friend Mr Wrather.
00:51:35 Mr Wrather is the agent
00:51:39 - Mm.
00:51:43 Yes.
00:51:50 Tonight's vintage is... a special one.
00:51:54 Kleinfeld-Hasslerbeck '82.
00:52:00 Indeed, I've not had the good fortune
00:52:05 Well, every dog has his day,
00:52:14 Well, what a privilege.
00:52:16 Dean.
00:52:18 Of course
00:52:20 but history shows us only too clearly
00:52:26 I myself considered the Indian Mutiny,
00:52:31 a warning that perhaps
00:52:35 was not the universal benevolence
00:52:44 - A glass of Tokay, Dean?
00:52:51 So, Dean, do you think it's true that
00:52:56 - What Mr Wrather means is...
00:53:00 Not in my lifetime, I would venture.
00:53:04 And I don't just mean economically,
00:53:06 although we derive inordinate treasure
00:53:10 No, we have become habituated
00:53:15 and dog...
00:53:19 servant.
00:53:25 How elegant.
00:53:28 - My, my, my, my, my, my.
00:53:39 Oh.
00:53:42 Beyond hope, beyond imagining.
00:53:46 The actuality exceeds anticipation.
00:53:50 I am in your debt, sir.
00:53:54 And yours, Mr Wrather.
00:53:59 You were saying about...
00:54:02 between the master and the servant?
00:54:06 Not just servant, but loving servant.
00:54:10 It's most important to the English race
00:54:15 With a dog-like devotion, would you say?
00:54:19 What is it that's so important
00:54:26 Yes, the Master.
00:54:29 The thing is, whenever he returned
00:54:34 no matter how long I'd been waiting,
00:54:37 the actuality
00:54:41 Causing you to run about in circles.
00:54:47 But, you know, for all his great wisdom,
00:54:49 there were certain things
00:54:52 - Such as?
00:54:56 The Master always wanted to remove mine,
00:55:00 but my own motto was: Live and let live.
00:55:02 I hate ticks.
00:55:07 And the moon?
00:55:11 Yes, the moon.
00:55:13 The Master wasn't nearly
00:55:21 I never trusted it.
00:55:26 Couldn't hear it. Couldn't smell it.
00:55:30 Well, you can take your own line
00:55:34 I had a friend who never worried
00:55:36 he didn't have a house to guard.
00:55:39 The moon had a way of looking at a house
00:55:44 Well, my house was guarded properly,
00:55:48 every time it came around,
00:56:00 - Were you very big?
00:56:04 How big?
00:56:06 When I barked... I was enormous.
00:56:13 So... why do you think
00:56:18 Well, frightened things
00:56:22 I've smelled many frightened things.
00:56:25 Cats, elderly ladies, children, rabbits.
00:56:28 They all smell of being frightened.
00:56:32 You mean... old ladies smell the same
00:56:38 No, their fear smells the same.
00:56:45 Yes, this, erm... this business of smell
00:56:50 Interesting.
00:56:53 If there's one thing
00:56:56 it would be on that issue.
00:56:58 I have known occasions when I was studying
00:57:03 and he would drag me away by the collar
00:57:07 Rather like dragging a scholar
00:57:10 That is a rather untoward analogy.
00:57:13 No, most apposite.
00:57:16 I believe I have thought
00:57:23 What sort of a dog were you, anyway?
00:57:27 I beg your pardon?
00:57:29 I mean in your day.
00:57:31 You know, before you took...
00:57:34 holy orders.
00:57:36 I recall no such activity, sir.
00:57:58 Quite a session. Damn good value.
00:58:01 Listen, I've been thinking.
00:58:05 The man is clearly
00:58:07 And as for the Tokay...
00:58:10 I sincerely hope
00:58:12 It's hard to find
00:58:15 Ten guineas to hear a dean say
00:58:19 I must be mad.
00:58:21 - Good as gold.
00:58:23 I don't want your money.
00:58:27 - But you can't stop now, young Fisk.
00:58:32 The man believes what he believes.
00:58:43 You're not one of these blokes
00:58:47 Are you?
00:58:54 What if I was to procure
00:58:58 For free?
00:59:08 This bloke owes me. He owes me more
00:59:12 And if anyone's got a bottle or two,
00:59:21 Tokay, you say? An Imperial?
00:59:24 - We're finding it hard to come by.
00:59:27 Rather extravagant
00:59:31 - You must be quite the connoisseur.
00:59:33 It's for Dean Spanley.
00:59:35 For Spanley?
00:59:39 Very partial to a drop,
00:59:42 Excuse me. Did you just
00:59:47 Walter Arthur Graham. Wag Spanley.
00:59:50 Before my time,
00:59:53 But tell me, why are you so intent
00:59:58 Well, it has to do with...
01:00:04 Bat and pad together
01:00:07 - Reincarnation, actually.
01:00:11 I mean, I'm not going to do
01:00:15 This innings will do me nicely.
01:00:17 Reincarnation is all right for the masses.
01:00:20 About the Tokay, look in the cellar.
01:00:23 There's all sorts down there.
01:00:25 Wouldn't be surprised
01:00:28 Don't like it myself.
01:00:30 Last time I drank it,
01:00:36 Thought the funny bugger might have
01:00:39 Should be more than enough there to get
01:00:42 My father used to have a dog
01:00:47 You know, I've been thinking.
01:00:49 Lady I know, in the thespian way,
01:00:52 thought we might give her
01:00:55 Lovely girl.
01:01:02 I think for that to be significant,
01:01:05 neither of which are improbable.
01:01:07 One, that the dean's mum and dad knew that
01:01:12 and two, to commemorate the event,
01:01:15 decided to incorporate his doggy name
01:01:19 It may look like a boat but it doesn't float,
01:01:22 And why would I want
01:01:26 let alone one
01:01:29 Because you're always complaining that
01:01:32 I thought you'd like to come with us.
01:01:36 Wrather will be there. You remember him.
01:01:40 The conveyancer... from the lecture.
01:01:45 Can't say as I do.
01:01:48 It must be here, this gathering.
01:01:53 - Can Mrs Brimley cook for four?
01:01:57 Father, we are having
01:02:01 And I do not think the hotpot,
01:02:04 is quite the precursor for a '79 Tokay.
01:02:06 Damn fuss over fermented grapes.
01:02:11 What is this all to do with?
01:02:13 The dean, the Tokay, this dinner?
01:02:16 If I were to tell you, Father,
01:02:19 In that case, don't tell me.
01:02:24 Well, it won't be the hotpot,
01:02:28 I'm not serving hotpot to a dean.
01:02:31 I could do the navarin.
01:02:33 With the sorrel and cucumber soup
01:02:36 Or maybe leek and potato. What your
01:02:41 Either would be most welcome.
01:02:46 Mrs Brimley, do you remember
01:02:50 And for dessert... profiteroles.
01:02:54 I think it was a spaniel.
01:02:55 My choux pastry is too good to be eaten,
01:03:01 Wag? No, not really.
01:03:07 What a to-do that was.
01:03:10 Upset him ever so.
01:03:13 Why didn't he get another,
01:03:16 That Wag was one of
01:03:20 - Oh. I see he talked to you about it.
01:03:25 Maybe profiteroles would be too heavy
01:03:33 Raspberry and gooseberry fool.
01:03:37 Whatever you decide, Mrs Brimley,
01:03:45 - A '79?
01:03:47 Really, my dear Henslowe,
01:03:51 Oh, it's not I
01:03:54 My father, whom I believe
01:03:57 Yes, I believe I do recall.
01:03:59 I was rather hoping that he might join us
01:04:03 I see.
01:04:07 - And your friend.
01:04:10 Wrather, yes.
01:04:12 I have the strangest feeling, you know,
01:04:16 that I know Mr Wrather.
01:04:18 Perhaps from a previous life.
01:04:21 - I was not always a dean, you know.
01:04:25 No. I was in accountancy at one time.
01:04:29 A dismal business,
01:04:34 And you feel like
01:04:37 Yes, it's possible.
01:04:42 One often feels one has met them before.
01:04:49 So... can I hope for your company
01:04:53 I do feel only your palate
01:04:59 A '79. What splendours.
01:05:04 A bottle of the '79.
01:05:06 Three bottles.
01:05:13 Best to let sleeping dogs lie,
01:05:15 - if you know what I mean.
01:05:17 What if he recognises your father,
01:05:20 That could be damned embarrassing.
01:05:25 Pygmy judge, old man. Pygmy judge.
01:05:31 So there we were, on our holidays
01:05:36 Wonderful spot to get some reading done
01:05:40 and I was availing myself
01:05:44 This fellow here, young Fisk,
01:05:47 were out on the lake in a rowboat.
01:05:49 Storm came up.
01:05:52 One minute it's all
01:05:55 the next it's blowing hell's bells
01:06:00 Mrs Fisk, she comes in,
01:06:04 "Our boys," she cries at me,
01:06:12 You have no idea how taxing it is
01:06:15 to be dragged out of a book
01:06:18 "You must do something, Horatio,"
01:06:23 "Our boys are in great danger.
01:06:29 So I got up, laying aside Balzac
01:06:36 and went to the window,
01:06:40 Whitecaps as far as the eye could see.
01:06:44 I stared out into the maelstrom
01:06:46 and I raised my hands and called out
01:06:55 "Give up your dead!"
01:06:57 Which was a great comfort,
01:07:01 When one is helpless,
01:07:05 How terrible that must have been
01:07:10 When something has gone
01:07:13 it is best to consider it inevitable,
01:07:16 Learned that lesson the hard way, I did.
01:07:19 Well, let us, erm...
01:07:23 Let us drink to the inevitable...
01:07:34 Not a bad drop.
01:07:39 Too much like toilet water for my taste.
01:07:42 Clear away the rest, Mrs Brimley.
01:07:44 She makes a very good hotpot,
01:07:49 Well, let's take this
01:07:51 If you wouldn't mind, sir, I should prefer
01:07:57 Oh? And why is that?
01:08:00 I cannot really say. I...
01:08:03 Sometimes you get comfortable where
01:08:09 Poppycock. Port should be taken
01:08:12 Let the ladies get on
01:08:15 I'm no lady.
01:08:17 It's rather like being bathed when one has just
01:08:22 - What is the fellow on about?
01:08:25 There was a patch of ground behind
01:08:30 and I loved to roll there
01:08:36 It brought out the natural secretions
01:08:39 so one could feel there was a glow
01:08:46 And it was then, when one felt so complete,
01:08:54 Who, in God's name, called you what?
01:08:59 The Master. He called me Wag.
01:09:04 For reasons I never understood. Wag.
01:09:09 But that was
01:09:11 that he could make that one sound
01:09:15 There was a "Wag" which meant a walk.
01:09:18 There was a "Wag" which meant
01:09:22 and there was a "Wag" which meant
01:09:27 And of all the "Wags"
01:09:31 Why was that?
01:09:33 Because, for all his great wisdom,
01:09:35 he never understood how embarrassing
01:09:39 when one isn't wearing one's own smell.
01:09:42 But more importantly,
01:09:45 so you had to go through all that business
01:09:51 I was always being embarrassed in that way
01:09:54 So what did you do?
01:09:57 Oh, we fought a few times,
01:10:02 My favourite grip was the ear.
01:10:04 You always hear how going for the throat
01:10:09 but in my experience it's almost impossible
01:10:12 so I would always go for the ear.
01:10:16 But it does give the opportunity
01:10:20 My friend had a very good complaint,
01:10:23 which I memorised and I would use
01:10:27 - He beat you?
01:10:29 On certain occasions it was called for,
01:10:32 Then I would use this splendid complaint
01:10:36 So what was his name,
01:10:39 His name? I don't think I knew
01:10:44 Indeed, I'm not entirely sure
01:10:48 but his complaint was most satisfying.
01:10:53 "Oh, rescue me. I'm a poor, unfortunate
01:11:00 "Help me, help me. "
01:11:02 "I have fallen into terrible straits
01:11:05 Which, of course, was not the case.
01:11:08 This dog, the one without a master,
01:11:13 Oh, the best of fellows. Adventurous
01:11:20 But you said he was whining
01:11:25 Oh, that was just his complaint.
01:11:27 How did you meet him,
01:11:31 He would leave messages
01:11:59 And I would reply.
01:12:02 And then one day, he came to our door.
01:12:06 Well, I told him to go away
01:12:08 and I barked my most enormous bark
01:12:13 But he wasn't afraid and said so.
01:12:16 You weren't... how will I put it...
01:12:22 - Of course he wasn't.
01:12:24 We were just good friends.
01:12:29 He'd led a very interesting life
01:12:33 which he told me about
01:12:36 - How did he tell you?
01:12:40 And I would leave word of my doings,
01:12:43 which, I confess, were not comparable to his,
01:12:45 because all I'd ever done was
01:12:48 And while they were enjoyable outings,
01:12:52 they were but moon-cast shadows
01:12:56 Did you ever go
01:12:59 Indeed.
01:13:04 I remember the Master had to go away
01:13:07 And I was going to follow him,
01:13:09 but then my friend came
01:13:21 Since the Master was leaving,
01:13:24 And off we went.
01:13:36 What a day that was to be a dog and
01:13:41 For I confess, happy though I was
01:13:45 until that day I had barely glimpsed
01:13:54 He introduced me
01:13:57 A matter in which
01:14:01 having previously only had the opportunity
01:14:05 Cats are of no use for chasing
01:14:07 for, not knowing the rules,
01:14:10 a habit I find contemptible.
01:14:13 Horses, on the other hand,
01:14:17 and enter the business in good spirit.
01:14:36 But of all the creatures
01:14:39 none exceed sheep for sheer pleasure.
01:14:50 Their fear drifts in clouds behind them
01:14:55 so you become quite intoxicated by it.
01:14:59 It's as if one is not so much running
01:15:04 Or perhaps swimming
01:15:10 Were it not for their master appearing,
01:15:17 Be gone!
01:15:19 My friend didn't care,
01:15:21 but I thought we might be seized
01:15:24 so I persuaded him to leave.
01:15:27 So we went into the woods.
01:15:30 And there we had the good fortune
01:15:39 It's not commonly known
01:15:43 particularly when it's frightened -
01:15:46 does not lie along the ground,
01:15:49 but rises in heaps
01:15:55 When we'd had our fill of its fear,
01:16:00 and in this endeavour my friend showed
01:16:04 for he drove
01:16:07 paying no heed
01:16:10 and sent the rabbit scuttling
01:16:40 ...how much more satisfying
01:16:45 I'm afraid the masters fail
01:16:51 for the delicacies that they are.
01:16:56 Then it was time to quench our thirst.
01:17:05 And then, as in all things
01:17:10 we came across some water
01:17:17 Then, after we drank our fill,
01:17:19 we rolled in it
01:17:23 and then we went into the woods
01:17:31 - Perhaps we should take our...
01:17:33 Be quiet and sit down, please.
01:17:42 You went into the woods and...
01:17:47 And we slept.
01:17:49 That most sublime of states,
01:17:53 when a dream dreams you
01:18:17 And when we awoke, the moon was rising.
01:18:21 It was just on the other side of the woods,
01:18:36 And we came very close to catching it,
01:18:41 But just when we were almost on it,
01:18:43 my friend couldn't control himself
01:18:54 And had we been there
01:18:56 we surely would have seized it
01:18:59 How it would have tasted, I cannot tell.
01:19:04 So we told it what a great
01:19:09 and if we ever caught up with it,
01:19:19 Then we turned around and went home.
01:19:24 So you knew the way home?
01:19:26 Oh, yes. Turn towards home and go there.
01:19:32 But you had been out all day, running free.
01:19:37 Yes, we'd gone many overs, that is true.
01:19:42 Overs?
01:19:44 Overs. Many overs. Over woods and
01:19:52 And you just... turned towards home?
01:19:58 - How else would one do it?
01:20:01 And I knew that I should be beaten
01:20:05 and I remembered my friend's complaint
01:20:09 and how delicious it would feel
01:20:12 when the beating had stopped
01:20:19 Yes, the glow of having paid the price
01:20:25 And were you punished?
01:20:29 No, not on that occasion.
01:20:32 Why was that? Do you know?
01:20:38 Because a very remarkable thing
01:20:54 which I cannot fully explain.
01:20:57 One moment we were running along
01:21:26 we were not.
01:21:35 I cannot say what happened.
01:21:38 Perhaps it was a dream
01:22:07 Was there any pain?
01:22:11 Pain? No, I cannot say there was.
01:22:22 All I can remember
01:22:25 with the moon-cast shadows
01:22:28 and the earth rising underneath me,
01:22:32 and home in my heart
01:22:37 But no, no pain.
01:23:14 I am most glad to hear it.
01:23:24 If you will excuse me.
01:23:29 Did I say something to upset you, sir?
01:23:32 No, no, no, not at all.
01:23:38 I am put in memory of my son Harrington.
01:23:43 That is all.
01:23:58 Erm...
01:24:03 Harrington was, erm...
01:24:08 returning from a patrol.
01:24:11 That's all we know.
01:24:15 The, erm... body was never recovered.
01:24:50 Are you all right, Mr Fisk?
01:24:58 He was shot.
01:25:03 Yes.
01:25:11 Oh. There, there.
01:25:21 Better late than never, Mr Fisk.
01:25:27 Come with me.
01:25:33 In you go, Mr Fisk.
01:25:40 Sit yourself down.
01:25:49 He does mither on, that dean of yours.
01:26:10 I do hope whatever I said
01:26:13 Excuse me. I was talking
01:26:18 Thank you, Dean, for coming.
01:26:21 No, thank you, sir.
01:26:23 I fear the Tokay
01:26:27 It has a tendency
01:26:30 Not at all. You were all
01:26:35 You know your way home from here?
01:26:37 Just turn towards it
01:26:42 I'm going in the dean's direction.
01:26:46 - Good of you to come, Mr Wrather.
01:26:49 - Good night, sir.
01:27:04 You know, Mr Wrather,
01:27:06 I have the most persistent notion
01:27:13 One often feels that about colonials,
01:27:16 Yes, I have heard that said.
01:27:20 You're not in the market for a new rug,
01:27:25 Marrakesh?
01:27:27 Colourful, exciting place,
01:27:30 - I know the right people.
01:27:40 He can put away the Tokay,
01:27:44 I thought for a moment
01:27:47 Oh, two was ample, I think.
01:27:49 He goes on a bit
01:27:54 Thank you, Father.
01:28:01 One moment you are running along,
01:28:08 Well...
01:28:30 - I will see you next Thursday.
01:28:34 Mustn't get too set in our ways.
01:28:39 Good night, Henslowe.
01:28:43 Good night, Father.
01:28:56 God knows
01:28:58 Something about rabbits tasting better
01:29:02 You won't catch me cooking them,
01:29:10 Then, he comes in here.
01:29:15 First time in God knows how long.
01:29:19 And he stands...
01:29:24 sobbing his heart out.
01:29:44 Morning, Mrs Brimley.
01:29:46 - It's not Thursday, you know.
01:29:51 - How's Father?
01:29:56 Here, boy!
01:29:58 Wasn't my idea, you know.
01:30:00 The day after that dinner,
01:30:03 he sent me round to see
01:30:07 - Mr Wrather?
01:30:10 Next day he shows up with a dog.
01:30:16 - What kind of dog?
01:30:20 - Oh, like before.
01:30:22 Must be one of the seven.
01:30:24 Clever boy!
01:30:26 One's quite enough
01:30:29 It's already chewed a cushion.
01:30:32 He's in the garden.
01:30:35 Imagine, Mr Fisk in the garden.
01:30:49 Twist!
01:31:13 That was the end of my talks
01:31:17 although my father
01:31:21 Don't know what they talked about,
01:31:26 As for the question of reincarnation,
01:31:31 albeit with more anticipation
01:31:36 And should I find myself
01:31:39 I trust I will be so fortunate
01:31:41 as to belong to a master