Death Proof

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00:02:55 Hold on, I gotta come up!
00:02:57 I've gotta take
00:02:59 We can't be late!
00:03:01 We won't!
00:03:26 Who's... who's holding?
00:03:28 If you're not, then nobody.
00:03:29 We were kind of hoping you were.
00:03:31 - Yeah. How are you not holding?
00:03:34 It is not my fucking job to supply y'all
00:03:37 Whoa, whoa,
00:03:39 You're gettin' angry kind of quick,
00:03:41 I was just teasin' you!
00:03:42 I'm not angry.
00:03:44 if y'all didn't just count on me
00:03:47 and surprise me
00:03:50 Okay, mean girl
00:03:52 Are you through
00:03:53 I'm not having a tantrum.
00:03:54 Yes, you are. You've been
00:03:57 and you're already cursing at me.
00:03:58 I am not cursing at you.
00:04:00 You said "Jesus Christ, Shanna,"
00:04:04 and then before
00:04:06 you threw a "fucking" in there
00:04:08 Come on, don't fight.
00:04:11 One, it is not about the money.
00:04:15 And two, we're not really fighting.
00:04:17 Arlene, you've forgotten what
00:04:21 That wasn't a fight.
00:04:22 That was Julia
00:04:25 and me calling her on it
00:04:29 That's how we tolerate each other
00:04:32 Oh! Billboard!
00:04:37 So, what's the plan, man?
00:04:39 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's.
00:04:41 Did you call Rafael
00:04:43 - Of course.
00:04:45 I know.
00:04:46 Okay, is Christian Simonson
00:04:49 You bet your ass he is...
00:04:51 Christian Simonson,
00:04:54 He's got a big thing for Julia.
00:04:56 If he had a big thing for me,
00:04:58 as opposed to disappearing
00:05:00 and he'd get his ass down here
00:05:02 And on my birthday
00:05:05 Oh, billboard!
00:05:14 Yeah, but you get
00:05:17 and it's all over.
00:05:18 Yeah, well, when I'm redecorating his
00:05:21 I'll let you know it worked.
00:05:23 So, margaritas
00:05:26 touch base with Chris and Jesse,
00:05:28 and make damn sure they come.
00:05:30 Those other guys'll be waiting for us
00:05:33 Oh, shit. Speaking of which...
00:05:37 what happened
00:05:38 Well, you know, not much.
00:05:41 If you don't bust their balls a little bit,
00:05:44 Okay, we're pretty clear
00:05:46 How about enlightening us
00:05:49 Oh, nothing to write home about.
00:05:51 We just made out on the couch
00:05:53 Dressed, half-dressed, or naked?
00:05:55 Dressed. I said we made out.
00:05:58 Oh, excuse me for living,
00:06:01 You know, it's everything but.
00:06:03 They call that "the thing"?
00:06:05 I call it "the thing."
00:06:07 Do guys like "the thing"?
00:06:09 They like it better than "no thing."
00:06:12 Okay, I wanna get back
00:06:15 So you're making out
00:06:16 Correct.
00:06:17 Whose couch?
00:06:19 What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
00:06:21 Were you making out
00:06:23 We started sitting up,
00:06:26 Hmm. The plot thickens.
00:06:29 I was straddling him.
00:06:32 What else?
00:06:33 That was it. So we made out
00:06:36 and I said, "Okay, I'm gonna go to bed now,
00:06:41 And then he starts to whine,
00:06:44 And I said,
00:06:47 And he says, "Wait, what about this?"
00:06:49 He said, "What do you mean?
00:06:51 I said, "I already know what you're
00:06:55 He said, "Well, how can you say
00:06:56 And I said, "Because you're gonna say,
00:06:59 'We don't gotta do nothing.
00:07:00 'Just cuddle,
00:07:02 wake up in the morning together."'
00:07:04 "No. You're gonna leave...
00:07:08 Yeah, fuck Nate.
00:07:09 I mean, he's cute and all,
00:07:10 but Jesse Letterman
00:07:13 Remember...
00:07:17 You can hang out with them,
00:07:20 but no hookin' up with them,
00:07:22 because we are driving
00:07:26 and my daddy's pretty clear
00:07:28 He said, "I am lettin' you
00:07:33 not you and a bunch of horny boys trying
00:07:37 - Your dad talks like that?
00:07:40 And it's not like
00:07:42 because when I'm staying at the lake house
00:07:46 Daddy just has a tendency to pop up
00:07:51 Look, he's totally harmless
00:07:55 But you know, when he's got
00:07:58 walking the floor of his lake house,
00:08:00 he just likes to pay us a visit
00:08:03 And if you flirt shamelessly with him,
00:08:05 like the six-foot baby giraffe
00:08:08 you got a puppy dog for life.
00:08:10 I have my own relationship with Ben,
00:08:11 and you're just jealous
00:08:13 You call her dad "Ben"?
00:08:15 I'm not a child.
00:08:17 So, when are the boys
00:08:19 They're gonna meet us
00:08:21 Maybe they can bring some pot.
00:08:23 Fuck that. No.
00:08:25 I don't wanna be either A,
00:08:27 or B, depending on their ass.
00:08:28 If we don't score ourselves,
00:08:30 we're gonna be stuck with them
00:08:33 Try Lanna-Frank.
00:08:35 Best idea you had all day.
00:08:36 Oh, hey! That's your
00:08:40 Oh, come on, give me a break.
00:08:42 Oh, come on, my ass!
00:08:44 Okay.
00:09:00 Jules, let me get a drag.
00:09:02 Thanks.
00:09:34 Oh, my God.
00:09:35 Hey, this is...
00:09:38 Hey.
00:09:39 - You wanna join us?
00:09:44 So, you must be... must be...
00:09:46 So, you must be
00:09:50 She don't know nothing about it.
00:09:52 - Know about what?
00:09:54 - Soon.
00:09:55 Yeah, now thanks to you,
00:09:58 All right, cut the shit.
00:10:00 I said a little something-something
00:10:03 Julia, what the fuck
00:10:05 All I said was I had
00:10:08 who was in from out-of-town
00:10:10 and we would be going out
00:10:13 and if they were out on the town,
00:10:16 And I described you, and I said
00:10:20 if they'd do something,
00:10:23 Okay, now, Julia, I'm serious.
00:10:25 What did you say
00:10:27 Anywho, I could explain what I said,
00:10:31 or Marcy over here,
00:10:34 who is an incredible actress,
00:10:36 which I think will give you a better idea
00:10:41 Okay, so just tell me your way.
00:10:43 - So we'll act it out with Marcy?
00:10:45 Okay, give Marcy your drink.
00:10:48 Okay, so you're
00:10:52 and Marcy's a kind of cute
00:10:55 or better be
00:10:57 but not-funny-looking guy
00:11:00 Got it.
00:11:01 Okay, Marcy, take it.
00:11:11 Howdy.
00:11:13 Hi, there.
00:11:15 Excuse me, but...
00:11:18 your name wouldn't be
00:11:20 Yes, it is, and it seems
00:11:24 Barry.
00:11:26 Pleased to meet you, Barry.
00:11:27 Y'all are gettin' me hot!
00:11:33 So is, uh...
00:11:37 Yes, it is.
00:11:39 And how'd you know
00:11:41 I listened to Jungle Julia's show
00:11:44 Oh, you did, did you?
00:11:45 Oh, yeah, I listen to her show
00:11:48 Oh, you do, do you?
00:11:50 Yeah, she's like
00:11:53 Don't you think
00:11:55 Nah, man!
00:11:59 She got a black girl's ass.
00:12:01 Well, that's what she always says,
00:12:03 but in actual fact, she doesn't
00:12:06 She's got a big ass.
00:12:08 Okay, what the fuck
00:12:09 Look who wants
00:12:11 Okay, we'll get to the point,
00:12:12 but for your information,
00:12:14 black men and a whole lot
00:12:17 have had plenty of fun
00:12:20 I don't wear their teeth marks
00:12:23 If you're not gonna buy me a drink,
00:12:26 No, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:12:28 So, Butterfly...
00:12:30 can I buy you a drink?
00:12:31 I'd love one.
00:12:33 What can I get ya?
00:12:34 I'll take a margarita.
00:12:37 Here ya go.
00:12:39 So, after they buy you a drink
00:12:41 when they raise
00:12:43 they look you dead in the eye
00:12:49 "The woods are lovely,
00:12:53 And I have promises to keep
00:12:58 Did you hear me, Butterfly?
00:13:00 "Miles to go before you sleep."
00:13:03 And then, if they say that...
00:13:08 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
00:13:10 What?
00:13:11 If they call you "Butterfly,"
00:13:14 you gotta give 'em a lap dance.
00:13:15 That's bullshit.
00:13:17 Well, you can do it or not,
00:13:19 everybody in Austin
00:13:21 And I don't think you want
00:13:23 thinking you're a chicken shit.
00:13:24 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance
00:13:26 Oh, come on!
00:13:28 Yeah, everything's funny to you two
00:13:31 Look. You don't have to do it
00:13:35 I said you'd do it
00:13:37 So, some geek comes over
00:13:40 just tell him you already did it
00:13:43 No harm, no foul,
00:13:46 But maybe a little later
00:13:49 you've had a few drinks,
00:13:51 you're kind of loosey-goosey,
00:13:53 you're safe with your girls,
00:13:55 then some kind of cute,
00:13:58 hysterically funny, but not-funny-looking guy
00:14:02 then maybe you did it earlier,
00:14:11 She's making me trip.
00:14:13 Shut the fuck up.
00:14:28 You fuckin' idiot!
00:16:10 Any dead soldiers here?
00:16:11 Uh, these two. Thank you.
00:16:15 Where the hell is Lanna-Frank?
00:16:17 That's a good fucking question.
00:16:30 Lanna-Frank!
00:16:32 Where are you?
00:16:36 Well, come over already.
00:16:38 Shit! Hold on!
00:16:53 So, where are you?
00:16:56 Come over already.
00:16:59 No. We're not coming over there.
00:17:01 You come over here
00:17:05 So, is it Shauna and the girls
00:17:08 - Shauna?
00:17:10 No.
00:17:11 Now, there is one thing
00:17:14 whose name is Shanna
00:17:17 We all hate the name "Shauna,"
00:17:19 and we really hate it
00:17:58 Just remember...
00:18:00 it's "Shanna Banana,"
00:18:02 Okay, but at some point in the evening,
00:18:06 Yeah, I mean, it wasn't bullish, but...
00:18:36 Okay... Warren's sending over shots,
00:18:40 If he sends over shots,
00:18:43 - What?
00:18:45 - Warren says it, we do it!
00:18:49 "Warren says it, we do it."
00:18:51 So let's do it!
00:18:53 What is it?
00:18:54 Hey, shot first, questions later.
00:19:08 Now, is that a tasty beverage
00:19:12 What the fuck is it?!
00:19:14 Chartreuse.
00:19:15 The only liquor so good
00:19:20 Who's down for dos Chartreuse?
00:19:22 Not me.
00:19:24 I'm going out for a smoke.
00:19:26 Okay, but careful where you keep
00:19:29 You'll blow up the joint.
00:19:44 Drinks.
00:19:45 Shanna Banana?
00:19:46 Another big-ass
00:19:49 Bombay Sapphire
00:19:52 Good boy.
00:20:15 Oh, hey, Punky.
00:20:16 Uh, one of the lights
00:20:53 Jesus Christ!
00:20:56 You scared the fuck out of me,
00:20:58 I swear, Arlene.
00:21:01 I just... got lucky.
00:21:03 Oh, hardee-fucking-har.
00:21:05 - Let's go inside.
00:21:06 - Why?
00:21:09 What, on a porch?
00:21:10 Not even in the bar,
00:21:12 - Forget it.
00:21:14 What, out there?
00:21:17 Not in my car it's not.
00:21:19 Look, you won't get wet.
00:21:21 I promise you.
00:21:26 You know, most guys
00:21:30 I mean...
00:21:32 Look, I know you guys
00:21:34 and we can't come.
00:21:36 I wanna make out...
00:21:38 Okay, just stop with the whining.
00:21:47 I don't want it super fucking obvious
00:21:51 - so we'll make out for six minutes, deal?
00:21:54 No, no, no.
00:21:56 If you're gonna whine
00:21:58 we could just walk back
00:22:00 - Deal. No whining.
00:22:02 And no begging.
00:22:05 I'm gonna remember
00:22:07 Okay, let's go.
00:22:10 Oh, you got two jobs... kiss good
00:22:47 Now, look, you can't look like
00:22:50 before Christian Simonson shows up,
00:22:51 but you've got to get her out of here
00:22:54 Yeah, but what's the point?
00:22:55 They're going to Shanna's
00:22:57 and it's no guys.
00:22:58 Absolutely no guys.
00:23:00 Okay. So after we bring
00:23:02 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious,
00:23:07 You think they're gonna fall for that?
00:23:10 We'll be very convincing.
00:23:13 Now it's time to turn up the volume.
00:23:15 We go to Jäger shots.
00:23:17 Man, they're not gonna drink Jäger shots.
00:23:20 Dude, as long as
00:23:21 a fucking bitch
00:23:23 Come on, dude, we can
00:23:25 down these
00:23:27 After that, we'll see if they get
00:23:29 You never know.
00:23:30 That could be the shot
00:23:32 Then all of a sudden
00:23:34 turns into a couple of guys
00:23:36 My point exactly.
00:23:38 And I know I can at least get
00:23:40 to do a fucking Buttery Nipple shot.
00:23:44 - Key Lime Pie.
00:23:45 Even fucking Leroy Brown
00:23:51 Dude, check it out.
00:23:53 I wonder if B.J.
00:23:58 Jesus.
00:24:02 Dude fucking cut himself
00:24:06 Hi, could I get a chicken suit
00:24:41 And where did you two disappear to?
00:24:43 I had to get something
00:24:45 and Nate was gentlemanly enough
00:24:48 Ah, good for you, Nate.
00:24:50 You see that pretty girl
00:24:55 Who, the dirty hippie?
00:24:57 Meow. She's not a hippie.
00:24:59 She might as well be a hippie.
00:25:02 Thank you, Timmy boy.
00:25:04 Well, do you know
00:25:07 No, but I know she's
00:25:12 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:25:15 What about her?
00:25:19 Hey, Warren!
00:25:20 Is there anybody you could
00:25:25 Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
00:25:28 You've been eavesdropping?
00:25:30 There's eavesdropping
00:25:33 I think I belong
00:25:36 So, uh, Icy Hot.
00:25:38 You're offering me a ride home?
00:25:40 I'm offering you a lift if when
00:25:44 And when are you
00:25:46 Truthfully,
00:25:49 But when I do,
00:25:52 Will you be able
00:25:55 I know looks can be deceiving.
00:25:58 But I'm a teetotaler.
00:26:00 I've been drinking
00:26:02 and now I'm building up
00:26:04 - Which is what?
00:26:09 Okay. Why would
00:26:12 spend hours at a bar drinking water?
00:26:15 You know, a bar offers
00:26:19 Really?
00:26:21 Like what?
00:26:25 Women.
00:26:26 Nacho grande platters.
00:26:29 The fellowship
00:26:31 like Warren here.
00:26:34 Alcohol is just a lubricant
00:26:35 for all the individual
00:26:39 Ooh. Is that cowboy wisdom?
00:26:41 I'm not a cowboy, Pam.
00:26:45 I'm a stuntman.
00:26:46 But that's a very
00:26:50 How do you know my name?
00:26:53 When you were talking with Warren...
00:26:56 couldn't help but overhear.
00:26:59 Fair enough.
00:27:00 So what's your name, Icy?
00:27:03 Stuntman Mike.
00:27:05 Stuntman Mike's your name?
00:27:07 You ask anybody.
00:27:11 Hey, Warren.
00:27:12 Who is this guy?
00:27:14 Stuntman Mike.
00:27:16 And who the hell
00:27:18 He's a stuntman.
00:27:19 Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
00:27:42 Let's do 'em!
00:27:43 Salud.
00:27:45 Down the snatch.
00:27:47 You know, Pam,
00:27:51 Well, Stuntman Mike,
00:27:55 can I buy you that
00:27:57 Thank you, Pam.
00:27:59 Warren!
00:28:01 A virgin piña colada
00:28:04 and I'll have another
00:28:07 Cabo Wabo, virgin.
00:29:10 Hey, if it ain't Lanna-Frank.
00:29:14 - Hey, baby.
00:29:15 Hey, what's up?
00:29:17 Hey!
00:29:18 Hey, what's shakin', bacon?
00:29:21 Hey.
00:29:26 Well, let's scootch over, now.
00:29:29 It's about fucking time.
00:29:31 Well, beggars can't be choosers.
00:29:34 Take a picture.
00:29:37 What?
00:29:38 That table.
00:29:39 Seems to keep,
00:29:41 Is that the girl
00:29:44 Yep.
00:29:45 She sure is a striking-looking woman.
00:29:48 It's got gin, tequila, Jäger...
00:29:50 Look at that hair.
00:29:51 Lots of leave-in conditioner.
00:29:54 Is that jealousy I detect?
00:29:56 Hardly. But if you want
00:30:00 there's a real easy way to do that.
00:30:02 Really, what would that be?
00:30:04 Get famous. You won't have
00:30:07 And you don't even want to know
00:30:11 Enjoy it, cocksucker.
00:30:12 You've earned it.
00:30:14 What did she ever do to you?
00:30:16 We went to school together
00:30:19 That's what she did to me.
00:30:21 She was her height right now at 12.
00:30:23 She was a monster.
00:30:25 Half the guys she still fucks
00:30:29 And she used to beat you up
00:30:32 That pituitary case?
00:30:34 Might have kicked my ass
00:30:35 sorry, I'm built like a girl,
00:30:38 but I'd die before I ever gave
00:31:14 Hey! Are you
00:31:17 Or somethin'.
00:31:19 No, no, no. Really.
00:31:21 Hey, what do... what do you do?
00:31:24 Really?
00:31:25 What I do is work my ass off to get
00:31:29 but why that girl wanted a picture
00:31:36 Wait a minute.
00:31:39 You've got a billboard
00:31:43 Yeah.
00:31:44 I got one there, too, Zatoichi.
00:31:50 Yeah.
00:31:52 Jungle Julia Lucai.
00:31:54 Stuntman Mike McKay.
00:31:56 Well.
00:31:58 Good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
00:32:01 My friends and I are going
00:32:03 Would you care for some?
00:32:04 Thank you, Julia,
00:32:06 but just the same...
00:32:09 - Suit yourself.
00:32:21 Oh, shit.
00:32:23 My God.
00:32:26 Sorry. It's nothing.
00:32:31 What the fuck was that?
00:32:37 You got some voucher here.
00:32:39 I asked him
00:32:41 No fuckin' clue.
00:32:43 Well, technically I really don't know
00:32:46 I mean, he shows me
00:32:49 a guy falls off a horse,
00:32:50 he says it's him.
00:32:53 You know the show The Virginian?
00:32:57 Yeah, well, there was another
00:33:00 and I looked like him a bit...
00:33:02 well, obviously
00:33:05 I like it.
00:33:07 Well, damn, if you ain't so sweet
00:33:12 Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians
00:33:15 And, uh... then that show turned
00:33:19 they brought on Lee Majors,
00:33:22 From that point on
00:33:25 Yeah, I did damn near
00:33:29 I was Robert Urich's driving double.
00:33:31 And then Bob
00:33:34 and he brought me
00:33:38 And after that...
00:33:44 Do you know any of these shows
00:33:47 Sorry.
00:33:48 No?
00:33:49 No, no.
00:33:54 So how exactly does one
00:34:01 Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough
00:34:05 can usually find somebody
00:34:08 But really I got into the business the way
00:34:12 How's that?
00:34:13 - My brother got me in it.
00:34:16 Stuntman Bob.
00:34:31 I'm ready to blaze!
00:34:32 Finally, yeah.
00:34:35 - Now the party can start.
00:34:37 Anywho, I'm sorry.
00:34:42 But you have to be real nice to me
00:34:46 Promise.
00:34:50 - How about your friend, bring him?
00:34:53 If you really want him to come,
00:34:55 So how about it?
00:34:58 Us girls.
00:34:59 Good idea.
00:35:03 Ladies?
00:35:06 Thanks.
00:35:08 Cheers, Butterfly.
00:35:12 "The woods are lovely,
00:35:17 "And I have promises to keep,
00:35:19 And miles to go
00:35:22 Did you hear me, Butterfly?
00:35:25 "Miles to go
00:35:31 Sorry, Stuntman Burt...
00:35:32 Mike.
00:35:34 Mike.
00:35:35 She already broke off that dance.
00:35:37 Is that true?
00:35:40 Did I miss my chance?
00:35:46 Do I frighten you?
00:35:52 Is it my scar?
00:35:56 It's your car.
00:35:58 Ah, yeah, I know.
00:36:00 Sorry.
00:36:02 It's my mom's car.
00:36:07 Have you been following us?
00:36:08 No, but that's
00:36:11 it's just so damn small.
00:36:14 - You've seen this guy before?
00:36:16 And I saw you outside Guero's, too.
00:36:20 You saw my car,
00:36:23 Now, look, I ain't stalking y'all,
00:36:26 So you really weren't following us?
00:36:28 I'm not following you, Butterfly.
00:36:34 So, how about that lap dance?
00:36:39 Sorry, it was a one-time only offer,
00:36:40 and she did it
00:36:44 - No, she didn't.
00:36:46 I'm good that way.
00:36:48 - And you look a little touchéd.
00:36:52 Wounded, slightly.
00:36:54 Why should I be wounded?
00:36:55 Because you expected guys
00:36:58 but from your look I can tell
00:37:02 That kind of hurt your feelings
00:37:06 There are few things as fetching
00:37:15 So...
00:37:17 How about that lap dance?
00:37:22 I think I'm going
00:37:28 Well, since you'll be leaving
00:37:30 that rain check'll be worthless.
00:37:34 But that's okay.
00:37:37 I understand
00:37:40 You're still a nice girl.
00:37:42 And I still like you.
00:37:46 But I must warn you of something.
00:37:49 You know how people say,
00:37:52 "You're okay in my book,"
00:37:53 or, "In my book, that's no good."
00:37:57 Well, I actually have a book.
00:38:02 And everybody
00:38:06 And now I've met you,
00:38:12 Except...
00:38:14 I'm afraid I must file you...
00:38:18 under...
00:38:20 "Chicken Shit."
00:38:22 And what if I did it?
00:38:24 Well, I definitely couldn't
00:38:27 then, now, could I?
00:38:29 What's your name again?
00:38:31 - Stuntman Mike.
00:38:34 I'm Butterfly.
00:38:36 My friend Jungle Julia over here says
00:38:41 Yeah, it is.
00:38:42 Yeah.
00:38:44 Well, why don't you go
00:39:01 What about "kind of cute,
00:39:04 "hysterically funny
00:39:06 who you could fuck"
00:42:00 I'm driving.
00:42:01 We're gonna go somewhere else,
00:42:05 Ready to go?
00:42:06 Yeah.
00:42:07 - Bye.
00:42:12 I think you got Mike laid tonight.
00:42:16 Lookin' good, Cannonball Run!
00:42:19 He's just giving me a ride.
00:42:21 Oh, no doubt.
00:42:22 Have a nice ride!
00:42:26 Look, double fucks.
00:42:32 I am not gonna fuck him.
00:42:34 I can hear you.
00:42:37 - He's old enough to be my dad.
00:42:44 Bye.
00:42:45 Bye-bye!
00:42:52 Wow, that's fucking scary.
00:42:54 Yeah, well, I wanted it
00:42:57 scary tends to impress.
00:43:00 Is it safe?
00:43:01 No, it's better than safe.
00:43:03 It's death-proof.
00:43:05 How do you make a car death-proof?
00:43:08 Well, that's what stuntmen do.
00:43:09 You've seen a movie where
00:43:12 there ain't no way in hell
00:43:16 Well, how do you
00:43:18 CGI?
00:43:20 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays
00:43:24 But back
00:43:27 Vanishing Point days,
00:43:31 the White Line Fever days...
00:43:32 real cars smashing into real cars.
00:43:35 Real dumb people driving 'em.
00:43:38 So, give the stunt team
00:43:41 they take her and reinforce
00:43:44 Voila!
00:43:45 You got yourself
00:43:50 That makes sense. I just didn't know
00:43:53 Well, I can drive this baby into
00:43:58 Just for the experience.
00:44:06 Why is your passenger seat in a box?
00:44:09 Well, this is a movie car.
00:44:10 Sometimes when you're shootin' a crash,
00:44:14 you know, shoot the crash
00:44:16 That's where you put the camera.
00:44:22 There you go.
00:44:23 You know, when you
00:44:26 you didn't mention your car
00:44:28 Yeah, well, actually,
00:44:31 You asked me for a ride,
00:44:33 But look at the bright side, Pam...
00:44:34 I won't be gettin' fresh,
00:44:39 That is a bright side.
00:44:42 I thought so.
00:45:09 Well, Pam...
00:45:11 which way are you going?
00:45:12 - Left or right?
00:45:14 Ah, that's too bad.
00:45:16 Why?
00:45:17 Well, because it was a 50/50 shot
00:45:21 You see, we're both going left.
00:45:24 You could have just
00:45:26 and if that was the case,
00:45:27 it would have been a while
00:45:30 But since
00:45:32 I'm afraid...
00:45:34 you're gonna
00:45:37 immediately.
00:45:38 What the fuck?!
00:45:49 Cocksucking motherfucker!
00:45:51 Just fucking let me out of here!
00:45:53 I'll fucking rip your fucking...
00:45:54 Stop the fucking car!
00:45:56 Why are you being such a shit?
00:46:38 Okay.
00:46:40 Here's the thing.
00:46:41 I get it.
00:46:43 I... I know it's a joke,
00:46:47 Um, but if you just stop right now,
00:46:51 you know, and... and let me out,
00:46:53 I'll never tell anybody
00:46:57 I know all about jokes.
00:46:58 Ha ha ha!
00:47:00 I promise everything'll be fine.
00:47:03 Just... just... just let me out.
00:47:06 Please?
00:47:07 - And... and... and...
00:47:09 Remember when I said
00:47:13 Well, that wasn't a lie.
00:47:16 This car is 100% death proof.
00:47:20 Only to get the benefit of it, honey...
00:47:23 you really need to be sittin' in my seat.
00:48:03 Now I gotta catch me
00:48:21 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:48:23 It's Dave Dee, Dozy,
00:48:27 So, you got it?
00:48:28 Thanks, honey.
00:48:32 Good boy.
00:48:36 Growl!
00:48:37 Bye-bye.
00:48:40 Who do you want to hear?
00:48:41 Dave Dee, Dozy,
00:48:43 Who?
00:48:44 Dave Dee, Dozy,
00:48:48 Who the fuck are they?
00:48:50 For your information,
00:48:52 almost quit The Who,
00:48:54 he would have ended up in this group,
00:48:56 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy,
00:49:00 And if you ask me,
00:49:03 That's my boy!
00:50:54 I want to hear
00:51:43 Do you remember anything?
00:51:47 Uh... I... I don't remember.
00:51:53 Doctor Block.
00:52:07 Well. What's the patient's
00:52:13 I don't really see
00:52:15 Come on now, Sis.
00:52:17 You just tell us.
00:52:19 How bad is he?
00:52:25 He got banged up real good.
00:52:27 Busted nose, broken collarbone,
00:52:32 Is that it?
00:52:35 He was real lucky.
00:52:39 That'll be all?
00:52:40 Well, that's more than enough,
00:52:48 Son of a bitch.
00:52:51 So, Pop.
00:52:52 What do you think?
00:52:54 Well, Son Number One,
00:52:56 what I think is so goddamn ghoulish
00:53:01 Well, give it a shot.
00:53:03 Well, what we have here
00:53:06 That ol' boy in there
00:53:09 I mean, he used a car, not a hatchet,
00:53:15 Well, what are you gonna do?
00:53:18 Not a goddamn thing.
00:53:19 D.A. says there ain't no crime here.
00:53:23 Every one of them gals was swimming
00:53:28 and old Hooper in there
00:53:32 Now, you actually think that he
00:53:36 Well, I can't prove it.
00:53:38 But since thinkin' don't cost nothin',
00:53:41 Yeah, but Pop, he got
00:53:45 Well, hell yeah,
00:53:47 I mean, them pretty little gals in there
00:53:50 chewed 'em up and spit 'em out.
00:53:52 Did any of 'em survive?
00:53:53 Shit.
00:53:55 Two tons of metal,
00:53:58 flesh and bone
00:54:00 they all princess died.
00:54:09 Why?
00:54:11 Well, I'd guesstimate
00:54:15 The only way I can figure it.
00:54:17 High-velocity impact,
00:54:22 all four souls taken
00:54:27 Probably the only way that diabolical
00:54:32 Yeah, I think the only thing
00:54:35 is vehicular manslaughter
00:54:38 That was just plain old,
00:54:41 But I got me a goddamn bartender
00:54:44 gonna testify that ol' Stuntman
00:54:49 And his passenger
00:54:52 in the goddamn rain, no less,
00:54:55 Now, on paper, this is gonna look
00:54:59 I mean, that's the way
00:55:02 So, what are you gonna do, Pop?
00:55:05 Well, I could take it
00:55:08 you know, in my off hours.
00:55:10 Search for evidence,
00:55:13 Alert authorities.
00:55:15 Dog that rotten son of a bitch...
00:55:18 Or I could spend the same
00:55:24 following the NASCAR circuit.
00:55:27 Hmm. I've thought about it a lot.
00:55:29 I think I'd have a hell
00:55:32 And just because I can't
00:55:33 punish Old Frankenstein
00:55:38 I'm gonna tell you
00:55:41 if he ever does it again,
00:55:43 I can make goddamn sure
00:57:12 Are you on the same floor as him?
00:57:15 - And who's in whose room?
00:57:18 And so what happened then?
00:57:19 We made out for about ten minutes,
00:57:23 - So how's the Rock as a kisser?
00:57:27 He's got them mushy lips,
00:57:30 Mm, I love them mushy lips.
00:57:32 He's a big guy, so he spins me around
00:57:35 takes his big hand
00:57:38 tilts my head back and leans over me,
00:57:42 Damn, that sounds sexy!
00:57:44 It was sexy.
00:57:45 But then that was it?
00:57:49 Wait a minute, what are we doing here?
00:57:51 If I'm gonna power through and pick up
00:57:55 Since you're getting that, can you get
00:58:01 We didn't know you were awake.
00:58:02 I'm not awake. I'm asleep.
00:58:04 But get some more vodka
00:58:08 And some Red Apple Tans.
00:58:10 Damn, I didn't stop
00:58:14 You remember how to get to the airport?
00:58:17 Then you should get behind the wheel,
00:58:21 Motherfuckers.
00:58:40 They ain't got sugar-free Red Bull.
00:58:42 They got regular Red Bull
00:58:44 - G.O.
01:00:29 Where the hell are my keys?
01:00:33 Sorry, I didn't mean to give
01:00:36 No, it wasn't you.
01:00:38 That guy bumped into my feet
01:00:42 I don't know why,
01:01:11 Little dick.
01:01:14 Clearly.
01:01:17 Since I'm up,
01:01:23 Get me a fuckin' smoke.
01:02:50 What?
01:02:51 Did you just see the...
01:02:54 What?
01:02:57 Nothing, honey.
01:03:22 Y'ello.
01:03:23 It's me.
01:03:24 Miss me?
01:03:27 You best get your ass
01:03:29 - I've seen Kim sit on it before.
01:03:33 Okay. So, I think I'm in
01:03:41 You got Allure?
01:03:43 Magazines by the window.
01:03:59 Here you are!
01:04:04 You hot mama, you.
01:04:06 See you in a second.
01:04:08 $3.85... out of 20.
01:04:15 And you get 16 and change back.
01:04:20 You know, I got other fashion magazines
01:04:26 No, that's okay.
01:04:28 Thought I'd ask.
01:04:30 - Thanks anyway.
01:04:35 I got this month's issue
01:04:42 This month's?
01:04:46 Listen to this.
01:04:48 The Circle A clerk has
01:04:53 - No way.
01:04:54 I can't believe fuckin' Circle A
01:04:56 It doesn't. It's his own personal copy.
01:04:59 He'll let it go for 27 bucks.
01:05:01 27 bucks?
01:05:03 What the fuck do you care?
01:05:06 We found an issue of Italian Vogue
01:05:09 We're lucky he's not asking
01:05:11 I'm getting it, and we're
01:05:13 What, me, you, and Kim?
01:05:14 Kim doesn't give
01:05:16 but Brandy'll come in with us,
01:05:21 Okay, but if anybody tears out
01:05:24 you gotta make color Xeroxes
01:05:27 You take it to the art department
01:05:49 Whoo!
01:05:55 Oh, my God!
01:06:04 Got it!
01:06:15 ...the actress...
01:06:29 Oh, boy.
01:06:33 Your timing couldn't be better, Zoë.
01:06:35 It just so happens we're all three
01:06:40 Fuckin' hell! How does that happen?
01:06:43 I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's makeup,
01:06:46 There's no stunts being filmed
01:06:49 and Lee's on a will-notify
01:06:53 So how's the shoot going?
01:06:54 Great. We're having the best time.
01:06:56 The director, Cecil Evans, is so fun.
01:06:59 We're making the coolest movie
01:07:02 Hell, yeah. The next job
01:07:06 So let's hear it, ladies.
01:07:08 Set romances! Who's getting it off?
01:07:10 That would be Lee and Toolbox.
01:07:13 Oh, Toolbox!
01:07:16 - He's a grip.
01:07:18 Well, he just keeps sounding
01:07:22 What's his perversion?
01:07:25 He likes to watch me pee.
01:07:36 Yeah, but not no more.
01:07:37 Now she's getting it on
01:07:40 You had a one-off with the Rock?
01:07:42 Well, not the real Rock.
01:07:44 He looks like the Rock,
01:07:48 Oh, yeah, this is an all-star crew.
01:07:50 We got a guy who looks like Nic Cage
01:07:54 Kim, dick department.
01:07:56 No dick this trip. I got a man.
01:07:59 - How long have you had this boyfriend?
01:08:03 Who'd you steal him from?
01:08:04 Nobody!
01:08:06 - Kim!
01:08:08 He totally had a girlfriend.
01:08:10 All of Kim's boyfriends start out
01:08:14 I did not steal him!
01:08:16 I didn't steal any of them;
01:08:23 - So what's your story, Abernathy?
01:08:27 I had a set crush on Cecil.
01:08:30 Set crush? Nigga, please.
01:08:34 "Were" and "had" being
01:08:36 Bitch, you two are still
01:08:39 Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,
01:08:47 Yes, men are dogs.
01:08:51 Oh, it's so funny!
01:08:52 Stop acting all hurt.
01:08:55 Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker.
01:08:57 You need to get over that shit.
01:09:00 Oh, well, now you put it like that...
01:09:04 Oh, I haven't told you the best part.
01:09:06 He fucked her on my birthday.
01:09:09 Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
01:09:12 - Thank you.
01:09:15 I mean, he's the director.
01:09:18 He ate a piece of my birthday cake,
01:09:23 - Wow.
01:09:26 What did he get you?
01:09:31 He made me a tape.
01:09:33 He made you a tape?
01:09:35 Wait, he didn't burn you a CD?
01:09:37 He made you a tape?
01:09:38 - Yeah.
01:09:41 Yes, I know what you're gonna say,
01:09:45 This sounds like the test
01:09:47 Look, I know you guys like him.
01:09:51 But he fucked another woman
01:09:53 How can you not be on my side?
01:09:56 I admit, that sounds bad.
01:09:57 It is bad!
01:09:59 It just sounds like there's
01:10:01 Were you two fucking?
01:10:03 Hell, no.
01:10:04 Hello, is your name Abernathy?
01:10:06 Sorry.
01:10:07 The answer to your question
01:10:11 What do you mean "No, of course not"?
01:10:14 The reason Cecil hasn't had
01:10:17 is because girls will fuck him,
01:10:20 you don't become one
01:10:23 not to say I want to be his girlfriend,
01:10:26 but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
01:10:31 I'd be one of his regulars,
01:10:37 - Have you let him do anything?
01:10:42 I've let him give me a foot massage,
01:10:44 and when we go to the movies,
01:10:48 Bitch, you might be actin'
01:10:50 but he just acting like a man.
01:10:52 You need to break
01:10:54 Let me get this straight...
01:10:57 you're not fucking him,
01:11:00 you're not giving him any tongue,
01:11:04 Can we just take my sex life
01:11:06 Actually, it was Cecil's sex life
01:11:10 and your lack of one.
01:11:17 Fuck both of you
01:11:19 Before you can claim a nigga,
01:11:24 and you can start by giving
01:11:27 in the back of the van
01:11:29 I'm not gonna do that!
01:11:30 I know you won't!
01:11:33 the bitch that ends up living
01:11:36 I haven't entirely agreed
01:11:39 but it is true if you've stretched it out
01:11:43 and you suddenly get dirty on them,
01:11:49 So Zoë, Kim, and I are
01:11:52 - What were you working on?
01:11:55 And, admittedly,
01:11:59 - Cheers to that.
01:12:02 Cheers.
01:12:03 So Zoë...
01:12:06 the genius, wants to take
01:12:11 It's dark as hell,
01:12:14 So she's got her camera
01:12:18 So I do.
01:12:19 Then "A little fu-ther!"
01:12:22 So I step back a little fu-ther.
01:12:26 Then I realize I'm at the edge
01:12:32 ...with God knows how many rocks
01:12:35 and broken bottles and rats in it,
01:12:39 I probably would have broken my neck.
01:12:41 So I am yelling at her:
01:12:47 So we laugh about it
01:12:51 and Zoë starts fuckin' around.
01:12:53 And... bam!... if she doesn't fall
01:12:59 Nice.
01:13:01 Thank you. Yep. Thank you.
01:13:04 I remember taking a step
01:13:07 just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch
01:13:11 Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
01:13:13 What happened?
01:13:15 What, with Zoë, the cat?
01:13:17 Nothing.
01:13:18 If I fell in that fuckin' thing, they would
01:13:22 Zoë just lands on her feet.
01:13:25 But then later I started feeling
01:13:29 Zoë falls in the ditch and it's nothing.
01:13:34 If I fell in that fucking thing,
01:13:38 Oh, honey, you can't think like that.
01:13:41 We all have our individual talents,
01:13:44 Well, physically speaking,
01:13:49 I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness?
01:13:53 There's few human beings that can fuck
01:13:56 Kim, I like you too.
01:13:59 Having said that, before you get
01:14:03 you're missing the most
01:14:06 You didn't fall in the ditch.
01:14:10 Zoë even knew there was a ditch there
01:14:14 and she still fell in.
01:14:16 So Lee's right.
01:14:19 Hey, I resemble that remark.
01:14:25 So Kim, you still pack a Roscoe?
01:14:31 Check it out, bitch.
01:14:32 - Nice one, mate.
01:14:35 What's a Roscoe?
01:14:36 Roscoe's a pistol.
01:14:38 You carry a gun?
01:14:40 You have a license to carry?
01:14:42 Yeah, when I became a Secret Service
01:14:47 Oh, I didn't know you were...
01:14:52 Okay, I didn't say it, all right?
01:14:57 Did you know Kim carried a gun?
01:14:59 Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
01:15:03 Do I know? Yes.
01:15:05 Look, I don't know what
01:15:09 but the world I live in,
01:15:12 You can't get around the fact
01:15:15 tend to get shot
01:15:18 And you can't get around the fact
01:15:22 at midnight enough times,
01:15:25 Don't do your laundry at midnight.
01:15:27 Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry
01:15:30 There are other things you can carry
01:15:35 Uh, motherfucker trying to rape me,
01:15:39 I wanna shut that nigga down!
01:15:43 How about a knife, at least?
01:15:45 Yeah, you know what happens
01:15:50 They get shot!
01:15:52 If I ever become a famous actress,
01:15:56 I'll hire me a do-dirt nigga and he'll
01:15:59 I'll sit back and laugh,
01:16:03 So Zoë, you thought about
01:16:08 It just so happens
01:16:12 Oh, really?
01:16:15 To me, there's no point in being in America
01:16:20 I wanna drive a Dodge Challenger...
01:16:27 Well, I guess we
01:16:30 but does it have to be
01:16:33 Not just that. It has to be a 1970
01:16:41 How in the fuck
01:16:44 No worries, mate.
01:16:46 I've got it all worked out.
01:16:48 When I knew I was coming here,
01:16:51 that the local paper here in Tennessee
01:16:55 - So back home...
01:17:00 What do you mean by that, mate?
01:17:02 Zoë's from New Zealand,
01:17:05 I repeat, never...
01:17:09 That is, unless
01:17:14 I'm so sorry. I will nev...
01:17:17 Oh, it's okay.
01:17:18 We're just taking the piss
01:17:21 Auckland, to answer your question.
01:17:25 Anyway, I subscribed
01:17:28 Why the fuck you want a local redneck
01:17:31 Pipe down and I'll tell you.
01:17:34 I've been getting the paper
01:17:37 looking at cars for sale,
01:17:39 so as of yesterday,
01:17:43 some dude is selling
01:17:47 with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
01:17:51 And you wanna buy it?
01:17:54 Kim, I may be stupid,
01:17:57 I wanna say I wanna buy it
01:18:01 A 1970 Dodge Challenger
01:18:05 Oh, uh, Kowalski!
01:18:06 Kowalski from Vanishing Point.
01:18:10 If I can get this guy
01:18:12 to let me drive it without him,
01:18:16 What's Vanishing Point?
01:18:19 What's Vanishing Point?
01:18:21 Abs, I'm supposed
01:18:24 It's just one of the best
01:18:27 Actually, Zoë, most girls
01:18:31 Excuse me. Most girls?
01:18:35 Yeah, well, we're gearheads.
01:18:39 Y'all grew up watching
01:18:41 Oh, I liked Pretty in Pink.
01:18:44 What, so you didn't watch
01:18:46 Of course I did. I'm a girl.
01:18:50 Vanishing Point. Dirty Mary Crazy Larry.
01:18:53 Gone in 60 Seconds...
01:18:55 The real one, not that
01:18:58 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
01:19:02 Big Wednesday. all the classics.
01:19:21 What do you horny gals want?
01:19:26 Yeah, you got
01:19:30 Right up here, ladies.
01:19:46 This shit is off the fuckin' hook!
01:19:49 Fuckin' legendary, mate.
01:19:54 Sweet ass. Well, if you'll excuse me,
01:19:59 You ladies take your time.
01:20:07 What are you waiting for?
01:20:11 I intend to, but first I need
01:20:13 What?
01:20:14 If he lets us take it out on our own,
01:20:20 - Oh, hell, no!
01:20:21 Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast.
01:20:23 - For Chrissakes...
01:20:25 Sorry.
01:20:26 Now, what did you say
01:20:29 - Look, I know what I said.
01:20:32 - I know I said we shouldn't...
01:20:34 You didn't say we shouldn't.
01:20:37 - But...
01:20:39 You said not only are we never
01:20:42 but you also said if you ever do
01:20:45 to not only refuse, but that I had permission
01:20:50 Now, did you or did you not say that?
01:20:53 No, no, no.
01:20:56 - Did you or did you not say that?
01:21:00 - However...
01:21:02 Look, I know I said it,
01:21:06 Damn skippy you meant it!
01:21:07 But when I said it,
01:21:10 - Oh, nigga, please.
01:21:12 I meant we should never play Ship's Mast
01:21:16 You are such a liar!
01:21:18 I know what I said, but when I said it
01:21:24 and if I had of known
01:21:27 had the opportunity to play Ship's Mast
01:21:31 I would have added a "however."
01:21:34 Right?
01:21:40 Okay, oddly enough,
01:21:43 However, just because
01:21:47 doesn't mean I have lost
01:21:50 You need two people to play Ship's Mast,
01:22:00 I'll be your best friend.
01:22:03 I don't need me no best friend
01:22:06 I'll crack your back.
01:22:07 You'll crack it anyway.
01:22:09 Well, of course I'll crack it anyway.
01:22:11 But now, while I'm here,
01:22:15 Whenever you want it, you've got it.
01:22:18 You just order me to do it, just be like,
01:22:29 You crack my back, give me foot massages,
01:22:34 Deal.
01:22:37 We're gonna see if this guy'll let us
01:22:40 If he does, you wait here with Lee
01:22:43 What?
01:22:45 - I said we're gonna see if this guy'll let...
01:22:49 I just can't believe
01:22:54 You two got some fuckin' balls.
01:22:56 What?
01:22:57 Don't play dumbass with me.
01:22:59 I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk,
01:23:04 I should be in my hotel room, asleep,
01:23:08 but because Zoë wanted to drive
01:23:11 Now you two got the balls to ask me...
01:23:15 I gotta go make conversation with Tom Joad
01:23:20 Bullshit on that.
01:23:22 - It ain't like that.
01:23:24 You guys are our collateral.
01:23:28 I really think one human being
01:23:32 You're not gonna
01:23:34 What, drive a car?
01:23:37 We're doing more than that.
01:23:38 What, drive it fast?
01:23:41 We're doing more than that.
01:23:43 Actually, we're paying you a compliment,
01:23:49 But that's okay. We're stunt people.
01:23:52 But you got good sense,
01:23:54 - ain't gonna want to do what we're doing.
01:23:58 'Cause you're a mum.
01:24:00 Yeah.
01:24:04 You know, we're supposed
01:24:07 but that's the excuse you guys use
01:24:10 so what is it you two daredevils are doing
01:24:13 that I'm just so uncool
01:24:18 You know, we're kind of conning this guy,
01:24:20 so maybe it's best if we don't go
01:24:24 Besides...
01:24:26 he's probably not gonna
01:24:32 Okay, how about this?
01:24:36 I'll talk him into it,
01:24:40 - How you gonna do that?
01:24:44 But don't worry.
01:24:46 He'll say yes.
01:24:48 What are you gonna do, blow him?
01:24:50 No.
01:24:52 I'm gonna insinuate
01:24:59 That's a good one.
01:25:01 Not really.
01:25:03 But let me handle it.
01:25:11 Okay, Mama, listen up.
01:25:12 You wanna hang with the cool kids?
01:25:16 We take you along, you don't say shit.
01:25:19 You just sit in the back, and I don't want
01:25:22 - Got it.
01:25:24 You start nagging us, we pulling over,
01:25:28 Agreed.
01:25:33 Okay. Go work your magic.
01:25:43 - Hello, sir.
01:25:44 - Hello, what's your name?
01:25:46 Hello, Jasper, I'm Abernathy.
01:25:48 - Aber what?
01:25:49 - What's your first name?
01:25:52 - What kind of first name is that?
01:25:55 Okay, Abbie.
01:25:58 Jasper, we were wondering
01:26:02 for a little test drive out on our own,
01:26:05 Why would I do something
01:26:07 To better sell your automobile.
01:26:09 How do I know y'all ain't
01:26:11 Four reasons, actually.
01:26:13 One, we're not thieves,
01:26:18 three, we're staying
01:26:21 you can call, check with management.
01:26:25 Actually, Zoë's not, but Kim and I are,
01:26:29 Who's Kim? The colored girl?
01:26:32 Yes. Kim would be the girl of color.
01:26:36 And reason number four...
01:26:38 while we're taking the car out
01:26:41 that'll give you a better opportunity
01:26:46 Lee.
01:26:51 Why does she look
01:26:53 That would be because
01:26:58 Why's she dressed like that?
01:27:00 Well, you see, we're making
01:27:03 and it's a cheerleader movie,
01:27:06 What's a cheerleader movie?
01:27:08 A movie about cheerleaders.
01:27:11 Is it a porno movie?
01:27:14 Yes, it is, but don't mention it. She's shy.
01:27:24 Lee, this is Jasper.
01:27:27 Now, you two kids
01:27:29 Hey, good-looking.
01:28:00 You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:28:03 I think I'm thinking it.
01:28:05 What are you and you thinking?
01:28:06 I'm thinking we told your ass
01:28:12 - Where y'all going?
01:28:14 I gotta take a...
01:28:33 So, you ready to do this?
01:28:36 You sure?
01:28:38 Well, I always don't want to do it
01:28:42 I know what you mean,
01:28:45 Kim!
01:28:46 - I'm just saying.
01:28:49 I'm just saying.
01:28:52 You wanna start out on top?
01:28:55 Practically doesn't count
01:29:04 Here are your gloves.
01:29:12 No, no, no, no.
01:29:15 This is my jacket.
01:29:17 Um, ain't you supposed to be
01:29:21 - Come on.
01:29:24 Bonnet, my ass.
01:29:36 Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
01:29:38 Give me your belt.
01:29:44 This is my cute shit.
01:29:51 Fine, we'll use Abbie's belt.
01:29:58 - Give me your belt.
01:30:01 Come on, give her the belt.
01:30:03 - Magic word.
01:30:08 Just 'cause you asked nicely.
01:30:12 It's nice to be nice, Kim!
01:30:14 Whatever.
01:30:16 You know what?
01:30:20 - Your ass gonna do it.
01:30:23 because that's what you do when no one
01:30:26 - I ain't getting...
01:30:28 Don't get on my nerves right now.
01:30:30 I got shit on my mind.
01:30:32 You know, I ain't six.
01:30:47 It's cold. Can we roll up
01:30:50 No.
01:30:53 Okay, Abernathy. Check this out.
01:31:07 What the fuck are you guys doing?
01:31:18 What does that mean?
01:31:28 Faster, you black bitch! Faster!
01:31:39 That fast enough for your bony ass?
01:31:49 Abernathy, get your ass up here.
01:31:59 Alrighty.
01:32:15 Go, go! Go!
01:32:17 Check it out, bitch.
01:33:35 - Oh, my God.
01:33:45 Damn it!
01:33:55 Now.
01:33:57 Did you do something to him?
01:34:00 Nothing! Shit.
01:34:02 Here he comes, Zoë.
01:34:07 Shit, oh shit!
01:34:08 No!
01:34:11 Hold on, Zoë!
01:34:21 Oh, my God. Zoë!
01:34:24 - Oh! Hold on!
01:34:30 Fuck you, motherfucker!
01:34:33 Zoë! Zoë!
01:34:36 - I'm sorry I called you a black bitch!
01:34:40 Whoa, whoa, get away!
01:34:44 Oh, shit.
01:34:47 Zoë, move your leg!
01:34:52 Oh! Come on, come on!
01:34:58 Redneck lunatic bastard!
01:35:01 fucking legs!
01:35:07 Oh, my God.
01:35:19 Shit, I'm scared, Kim.
01:35:22 I know, baby, just hold on.
01:35:24 Watch your feet!
01:35:28 You wanna get hot?
01:35:29 - Fucking son of a bitch!
01:35:32 Then suck on this for a while, bitch!
01:35:38 Zoë! Goddamn it!
01:36:06 Oh, my God. Get away from us,
01:36:09 Leave us alone!
01:36:10 Fuck you, motherfucker!
01:36:18 Zoë! Zoë! Oh, Zoë!
01:36:22 Hold on!
01:36:46 Zoë! Zoë!
01:36:56 Look out!
01:37:25 Get ready to fly, bitch.
01:37:32 - Zoë!
01:37:40 He's right on your fucking ass!
01:37:58 Hey! Whoo-hoo!
01:38:01 Hey, ladies, that was fun.
01:38:09 Well, adios.
01:38:11 Ow! Fuck!
01:38:15 Shit! Fuck!
01:38:18 Run away with your ass!
01:38:22 You better run, motherfucker!
01:38:30 That bitch!
01:38:47 I'm okay!
01:38:48 Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
01:38:52 Oh, you fuckin' bitch!
01:38:54 Of course you are.
01:38:59 What was I thinking?
01:39:06 Whew. That was a close one.
01:39:12 So, where's the maniac?
01:39:15 I shot him and his punk ass sped off.
01:39:19 You wanna go get him?
01:39:21 Oh, hell yeah!
01:39:23 Honey...
01:39:25 I think you might want to get out.
01:39:28 Fuck that shit.
01:39:31 Let's kill this bastard.
01:39:35 Okay, get your ass in the back.
01:39:43 Where the fuck you going?
01:39:45 I'll be back!
01:39:54 This'll smart. Sweet. Let's go.
01:39:57 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch.
01:40:03 Giddy-up, then!
01:40:45 God!
01:40:58 Come on! Come on.
01:41:09 Why? Oh, no!
01:41:19 Ah! Do it.
01:41:21 Do it.
01:41:23 Do it.
01:41:30 Oh, no!
01:41:33 No, no, no!
01:41:35 No, God!
01:41:37 All right, get it together, man.
01:41:42 What did you...
01:41:51 Take him down!
01:41:56 Now where do you think you're going?
01:41:59 Where do you think
01:42:01 What the fuck do you think...
01:42:06 Come here!
01:42:15 Go!
01:42:23 What's wrong with your ass,
01:42:31 Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me,
01:42:36 Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you,
01:42:41 Oh, yeah, gonna bust a nut
01:42:47 Oh, I'm the horniest motherfucker
01:42:53 Boo-yah, bitch!
01:42:59 Did you just hit a boat?
01:43:05 Yeah, come on, Kim, get him!
01:43:07 Get that motherfucker!
01:43:09 Forget about the cows, motherfucker!
01:43:14 Motherfucker!
01:43:16 I'm 'bout to bust a nut up
01:43:27 Watch it, watch it.
01:43:46 Bastard.
01:44:02 Oh, you know I can't let you go...
01:44:06 without tapping that ass.
01:44:09 Oh, fuck me!
01:44:11 - One...
01:44:12 - ...more...
01:44:14 ...time!
01:44:22 That's what I'm talking...
01:45:26 Oh, come on!
01:46:08 Yah ha ha, come on!
01:46:11 Thought you lost us, motherfucker.
01:46:15 Who's laughing now, bitch!
01:46:20 Shit.
01:46:24 Come on!
01:46:27 Here's Cha Cha!
01:46:31 You've been such a lunatic bastard!
01:46:33 I'm sorry!
01:46:35 What?
01:46:36 I didn't mean anything.
01:46:40 Oh, he was just playing around!
01:46:43 - Just playing!
01:46:52 Oh, look out, look out, look out.
01:47:02 What's your sign?
01:47:04 Oh, shit!
01:47:09 Oh, shit.
01:47:11 Don't run, don't run,
01:47:14 This baby's on speed!
01:47:33 Jesus fucking Christ,
01:47:52 Go, go, go, go, go, go!
01:47:56 Please don't dead-end.
01:47:58 Please don't dead end.
01:48:00 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:02 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:03 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:04 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:06 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:08 Please don't dead-end.
01:48:09 Oh, there the motherfucker is.
01:48:11 Go, go, go!
01:48:12 Get him, get him, get him!
01:48:31 Oh, help me!
01:48:45 Be careful. My right arm's broken.
01:48:46 This one?
01:48:51 Oh, you want some shit?
01:48:53 Motherfucker, kiss my fucking ass.
01:49:10 Mother... fucker!
01:49:12 Motherfucker!
01:49:19 Asshole!