Dedictv aneb Kurvahosigutntag The Inheritance or Fuckoffguysgoodday

en
00:01:04 Bohus! Are you there?
00:01:09 Get up. You lazy-bones!
00:01:26 That goat'll strangle herself one day!
00:01:31 You've knocked it over again!
00:01:39 Let me unwind you. Go over there!
00:01:46 Go over there!
00:01:51 Those are Bohus's pancakes!
00:01:57 Go on. Take one then!
00:02:02 They'll be all muddy!
00:02:06 Chick, chick! If it weren't for me.
00:02:13 Chick, chick!
00:02:17 Bohus, Bohus!
00:02:22 Why don't you answer me?
00:02:26 I've got pancakes for you.
00:02:30 The pig's got out again.
00:02:36 He's getting his exercise.
00:02:40 D'you know 2,750 pubs
00:02:45 That means more rascals. - Oh, come on!
00:02:49 What's that doing in here?
00:02:59 I'm looking for an older woman,
00:03:04 I'm 7O. A widower, businessman.
00:03:10 That's something for you.
00:03:17 But you should marry
00:03:21 Finished?
00:03:24 You've never been a whore.
00:03:30 You just laze about.
00:03:35 The roof's got holes in it
00:03:40 If you at least did something
00:03:45 Feed the hens or the rabbits...
00:03:53 You just lie about idle and do nothing.
00:04:45 That pig's a real swine!
00:04:53 What d'you want?
00:04:58 You didn't show up.
00:05:01 We waited for you until four
00:05:04 Vlasta didn't come either.
00:05:10 So what?
00:05:11 She'll open up now. Eh?
00:05:15 And who with? - Eh. Bohus?!
00:05:25 Stop shouting!
00:05:39 Bohus!
00:05:43 Are you here?
00:05:51 Stop hiding. I know where you are!
00:05:55 D'you want that gas or not?
00:05:58 What for?
00:06:01 We fought for it under communism
00:06:07 I'll withdraw the application!
00:06:10 I'll do without since you've
00:06:15 I'm cancelling the application!
00:06:17 You think you'll get a girl here
00:06:22 I'm cancelling the application!
00:06:35 I'm opening up in a minute!
00:06:38 Stop that. You idiot!
00:06:45 We did it yesterday,
00:06:53 I'll be five minutes!
00:06:57 God knows what they'll think!
00:07:05 I'll do it - I'll cut myself!
00:07:09 You're too high. - Stand on your toes.
00:07:13 Open up! What's she doing in there?
00:07:19 Just can't do without it, can you?
00:07:24 I'm glad I'm not your wife!
00:07:28 If I were as young as I'm single,
00:07:42 We're queuing in the rain like
00:07:45 Christ, I've got washing hanging
00:07:51 It's not raining, idiot!
00:07:53 It's bit damp, though!
00:08:01 Put the telly on.
00:08:25 Have a fucking rest!
00:08:31 There were 2 metres here
00:08:36 Who d'you mean?
00:08:39 Have you seen another one here?
00:08:43 Have some brandy.
00:08:50 You'll have to get out
00:08:54 You mean, you'll have to.
00:08:59 I'd like to see you or Bohus.
00:09:05 ...with three kids
00:09:11 You'd be in the Party too.
00:09:14 They're all trying to be clever now.
00:09:17 I am and always will be a Communist!
00:09:21 I joined the Party
00:09:24 I'd rather see them peg out
00:09:30 You can talk, you haven't got any.
00:09:33 As a Communist it bugs me
00:09:41 Just be glad it's behind us now.
00:09:44 Is it fuck!
00:09:54 Good morning. - Guten tag!
00:10:01 Good morning.
00:10:06 Two years after the Revolution
00:10:48 Lovely fresh air...
00:10:51 ...peace and quiet.
00:10:54 Birds twittering sweetly,
00:10:57 What an arsehole.
00:11:06 Christ!
00:11:08 Don't try hide from me!
00:11:12 There's no-one here, only a pisshead!
00:11:17 Just wait till I get home!
00:11:21 You drunken oaf!
00:11:32 The good thing about marriage is
00:11:35 you can have a fuck
00:11:39 Look at our sexy number!
00:11:42 She's really something!
00:11:48 She knows a thing or two!
00:11:52 I could do with a drink.
00:11:54 And I'm starving and I've got
00:12:01 Lend me thirty, or twenty.
00:12:04 Why should I lend you money?
00:12:08 Young lads and they haven't got
00:12:11 Shut up and play.
00:12:14 Look at clever young Vanek.
00:12:18 He sells those lotteries.
00:12:21 I've won nothing all year.
00:12:27 Give us three beers. Hello!
00:12:33 Four beers and four vodkas.
00:12:36 You're drunk,
00:12:39 you haven't got any money. Go home.
00:12:44 Give us some. For fuck's sake!
00:12:47 Where'd get money from?
00:12:52 Don't be such a cow
00:12:56 and give us four beers.
00:12:58 Give them the beers on me.
00:13:01 Go home!
00:13:04 Wake up. She'll give you some.
00:13:10 You'll give him some, eh?
00:13:14 Who d'you think I am?
00:13:23 I'm declaring a protest sleep.
00:13:27 Today's youth can't manage anything.
00:13:30 Good afternoon.
00:13:34 I'm looking for Mr Stejskal.
00:13:37 Is he here?
00:13:40 They've come for you!
00:13:45 Are you Bohumil Stejskal?
00:13:54 Could you step outside for a moment?
00:13:58 Me?
00:14:02 Why?
00:14:14 Be on the alert, lads.
00:14:23 What has he done?
00:14:28 Must be the secret police.
00:14:34 Rubbish. They've been disbanded.
00:14:46 The police have now issued
00:14:50 The crimes committed by a teenage gang.
00:15:08 He's gone off his head,
00:15:11 Damages amounted to 375.000 crowns...
00:15:16 Yeah, me! Me! Me!
00:15:24 Sergeant, have any further
00:15:27 How is the investigation progressing?
00:15:32 We have discovered more details
00:15:37 It's quite clear...
00:15:45 I'm rich! Stop the car!
00:15:50 I'm rich!
00:15:52 To your health! Cheers!
00:15:55 Cheers!
00:16:00 I don't have to answer
00:16:04 What are you going on about?
00:16:06 I'll pay you back.
00:16:10 Have a drink.
00:16:14 What d'you mean, you can't?
00:16:17 I'll pay for everything.
00:16:21 I'll pay you out of prison.
00:16:24 I'll bring him over.
00:16:26 Come on, come with me.
00:16:33 He won't believe me otherwise.
00:16:37 I'd love to help you out
00:16:41 Am I rich or am I not?
00:16:44 Of course, but it has
00:16:51 More formalities!
00:16:58 I'll pay you back.
00:17:02 I'm getting it all back.
00:17:07 Come to Vlasta's tonight.
00:17:14 And they won't take it from me again?
00:17:18 No. In all probability.
00:17:23 You don't think so?
00:17:26 I don't believe it!
00:17:30 I mean, definitely not.
00:17:34 Only if the system changes.
00:17:38 You mean the Commies will be back?
00:17:45 I'm easy... You're easy, eh?
00:17:49 We're easy.
00:17:54 How much does it come to?
00:17:57 How much!? How much!?
00:18:01 It depends.
00:18:04 D'you mean the market value
00:18:09 All this is making my arse sweat.
00:18:14 Just give me some idea.
00:18:22 You're either lucking stupid
00:18:27 It's upward of six figures.
00:18:34 More than six figures?
00:18:38 Then I'm a millionaire!
00:18:41 I'm a millionaire!
00:18:44 Stop the car, I'm a millionaire!
00:18:51 I've got to get out of the car!
00:19:00 God, I knew you were up there somewhere.
00:19:06 Don't pretend you aren't.
00:19:24 Teacher!
00:19:27 I'm rich!
00:19:31 They gave it all back to me! Kids.
00:19:35 I'm a millionaire -
00:19:39 Say hello, children. - Good afternoon.
00:19:43 Hello, kids. Let's go.
00:19:46 Let s go, doc!
00:19:57 We're here.
00:20:03 That's mine, too?
00:20:08 We can buy it, can't we?
00:20:13 It's nice...
00:20:16 And a church.
00:20:17 That's not part of it.
00:20:22 How many bricks are made here?
00:20:25 I'll look it up for you.
00:20:33 These haven't been in the kiln yet.
00:20:38 What're you standing around here
00:20:42 You have to get a move on.
00:20:44 Who d'you think you are,
00:20:50 Don't talk to me like that,
00:20:55 Who are you calling a fart?!
00:21:00 You're fired!
00:21:05 Get me the manager!
00:21:10 Why didn't you ram him one?!
00:21:13 Manager!
00:21:15 What's going on?
00:21:19 I am the manager.
00:21:20 You've got some real rabble
00:21:23 I'm Dr Ulrich. - Good day, comrade...
00:21:27 May I present the new owner
00:21:31 Mr. Bohumil Stejskal
00:21:34 Glad to meet you.
00:21:39 And look at the mess everywhere!
00:21:42 Bricks lying around -
00:21:44 25 years and it looks like this!
00:21:49 The chimney's the only thing
00:21:52 Come on, boys. - Don't pander to them.
00:21:58 Get to work, gentlemen!
00:22:07 I've got a brickworks! Fantastic!
00:22:11 The value of bricks has gone up.
00:22:12 I'll expand.
00:22:15 See that big house over there?
00:22:20 That big one? - Yes, it's yours.
00:22:24 I don't believe it!
00:22:29 And that block over there.
00:22:32 With all those shops?
00:22:36 That?! - Yes!
00:22:40 And that food shop?
00:22:47 Good afternoon.
00:22:54 Give me a bottle of plum brandy.
00:23:00 You going to give it to me?
00:23:03 Get into the queue.
00:23:05 She won't give it to me!
00:23:09 I'll take it myself, then. - Wait!
00:23:14 There we are!
00:23:16 What do you mean?
00:23:20 You pay for that brandy!
00:23:25 You can't drink that!
00:23:27 Sir, tell him not to drink that!
00:23:30 Why should I?
00:23:32 I'm sorry about this.
00:23:38 Why are you giving her money?
00:23:42 It hasn't been legally settled yet.
00:23:45 So, she doesn't know yet!
00:23:52 Tell her it's mine.
00:23:55 Excuse me.
00:24:00 Mr Bohumil Stejskal here is
00:24:06 You're getting pay from me
00:24:12 What d'you do with what you don't sell?
00:24:17 It goes bad otherwise, eh? - No.
00:24:20 You throw that salami out?
00:24:24 No. It gets sold off.
00:24:28 Only buy what you sell.
00:24:33 You couldn't work here
00:24:44 Wait, wait, stop! Stop! - What now?
00:24:49 It's Kaja, my old mate!
00:24:53 Hello, Kaja!
00:24:58 I don't remember you, sorry.
00:25:01 Let's go and get smashed.
00:25:05 I'm in a real hurry. I am sorry!
00:25:08 I've got a taxi.
00:25:11 I'm sorry, but... - Take a photo...
00:25:14 Let's go for that drink.
00:25:16 Have a nice time. I have to go.
00:25:19 Come on. Kaja. This is all mine!
00:25:24 Off we go.
00:25:28 I'll find you... in Prague.
00:25:32 Or on television.
00:25:35 We can go by taxi.
00:25:40 He didn't stop to chat.
00:25:43 They're all watching.
00:25:46 Bit of an idiot, eh?
00:25:51 Could've had a drink. - Get in, please.
00:25:57 It's shame. - We don't need him.
00:26:02 Let's go.
00:26:04 Let's go.
00:26:06 He could've come with us.
00:26:14 That's mine, too? - Of course!
00:26:18 Part of this block and this hotel.
00:26:24 Let's go for an inspection. - What?!
00:26:29 Let's go for an inspection.
00:26:36 Wait, wait!
00:26:41 Good afternoon.
00:26:49 Don't say anything.
00:26:53 Don't say it's mine.
00:27:03 We've been here 5 minutes and no service!
00:27:13 I'm sorry, gentlemen, but...
00:27:20 I'm sorry, but you'll have to go
00:27:24 Got some problems?
00:27:26 Let's go and sort it out.
00:27:34 What'll it be?
00:27:38 Two soda waters. - And what else?
00:27:41 What else? Nothing else. Two soda waters.
00:27:45 Can you remove your cigarette?
00:27:49 What d'you mean?
00:27:50 You might like to remove your cigarette!
00:28:00 I don't believe it!
00:28:05 Waiter... - Quiet!
00:28:17 You're here already?!
00:28:23 You can sit here, madam.
00:28:25 The gentlemen are just leaving.
00:28:31 Repete!
00:28:33 I'm sorry? - We want some more!
00:28:38 I think I'll have an ice-cream sundae.
00:28:42 No! Just two sodas.
00:28:44 Two soda waters.
00:28:51 Two coffees, then.
00:28:54 You'll spoil it!
00:28:59 Who are you calling an idiot?
00:29:03 I'd like two sugars.
00:29:07 Is that yours?
00:29:15 What would you like? - A whisky.
00:29:23 Where are you from?
00:29:24 Prague and this is my cousin
00:29:27 A Praguer! That's the capital.
00:29:32 It must be really smokey there
00:29:37 No offence, boys.
00:29:58 We ordered something and they didn't.
00:30:03 I ordered coffee so I could get a soda
00:30:10 They got their drinks
00:30:13 Who d'you think you are?!
00:30:16 This is a five-star hotel!
00:30:19 Mr. Five-Star should behave better.
00:30:28 People trying to flag you down,
00:30:30 people want to pay and take no notice.
00:30:34 The table-cloths are dirty...
00:30:36 It's a real mess here!
00:30:39 You waddle from one table to the next.
00:30:46 You let in blacks and not gipsies.
00:30:48 You know how much money gipsies have?
00:30:52 I'm not racist, don't get me wrong.
00:30:57 You think you're so clever!
00:31:02 You think I'm some kind of idiot?
00:31:05 Tell him who I am!
00:31:10 Unfortunately,
00:31:12 this is the new owner, the heir.
00:31:18 Unfortunately for him, you mean.
00:31:22 I don't give a damn, you're an oaf!
00:31:27 I won't be ordered about by anyone!
00:31:31 You try rushing around all day!
00:31:35 Let the owner try it!
00:31:38 You think I've never worked?
00:31:41 I doubt it from the way you behave.
00:31:46 You just don't know the terrain.
00:31:49 I can leave anytime.
00:31:52 Off you run, then.
00:31:56 I don't need people like you!
00:32:00 It's the new age!
00:32:01 The guest throws the waiter out!
00:32:06 I'm leaving!
00:32:09 I'm leaving!
00:32:11 It's new age!
00:32:14 Off he goes.
00:32:18 Why?
00:32:21 I'm rich, aren't I?
00:32:33 Look at him pacing out the land.
00:32:41 Have a drink.
00:32:43 Tell him all this...
00:32:50 Strong stuff, eh?
00:32:52 Tell him all this is mine!
00:32:59 That I'm a millionaire.
00:33:05 If they need any apples
00:33:12 We'll send them over.
00:33:21 Why is he laughing?
00:33:25 I am Bohumil Stejskal.
00:33:31 What's this... Ahoso vidaho...?
00:33:36 The son of the Highest.
00:33:39 There's only one...
00:33:44 The king's son!
00:33:46 I just thought... don't worry.
00:33:51 But you've no phone. - No. He hasn't.
00:33:54 We can fax stuff instead.
00:33:56 Your land starts at the stream
00:34:00 and finishes at the woods.
00:34:02 Over there you've got 20m...
00:34:07 I've got quite enough already.
00:34:09 Have a drink. - No thank you.
00:34:12 Have a drink,
00:34:16 To the son of the highest!
00:34:22 Sit down.
00:34:29 Have a drink.
00:34:33 Lie down.
00:34:38 We're living in a democracy!
00:34:41 It's fucking hot!
00:34:51 Hey. Slav!
00:34:55 Do you want some help?
00:35:01 Are you all right?
00:35:03 I might be sick over you!
00:35:09 Off you go!
00:35:13 I'll go with you!
00:35:16 Go on! - Bye!
00:35:21 Get going!
00:35:24 My dear lord!
00:35:27 You're still in your shoes!
00:35:31 Dirty, horrid...
00:35:34 You don't know what happened.
00:35:38 I'm a millionaire.
00:35:40 You stupid millionaire,
00:35:43 your goat's strangled herself! - What?
00:35:46 She's hanged herself! - What?
00:35:53 I can't be here all the time.
00:35:59 Your goat!
00:36:06 I told you not to tie her to that tree.
00:36:30 How did it happen?
00:36:31 She fell and got caught on the rope.
00:36:41 Lizinka, what have you done to me?
00:36:46 I've got all this money.
00:36:51 My little goat.
00:36:54 I had all these plans for you!
00:36:57 A new goat-shed.
00:37:01 What's the point of money now?
00:37:04 You won't come back to life.
00:37:08 You're sorry now but you can't help her.
00:37:15 You won't come back,
00:37:18 not even for a million!
00:37:23 You shouldn't have done that to me!
00:37:27 I won't pray for ten days.
00:37:30 Don't blaspheme,
00:37:34 So your farm's going into ruin.
00:37:40 I'm inviting you all. - Bohus!
00:37:44 It's a funeral wake.
00:37:48 In memory of my goat.
00:37:51 She hanged herself, the swine.
00:37:54 To goats!
00:37:56 Don't eat that!
00:37:58 I'm inviting you.
00:38:04 Don't give them that shit.
00:38:06 Get changed.
00:38:11 I'll pay for these beers.
00:38:17 Liduna won't let me go.
00:38:21 She'll have to.
00:38:23 Jackets, ties, we're going into town.
00:38:25 Don't drink that pig swill.
00:38:31 Me, too? - Of course.
00:38:35 Forget the cards, we're off to town.
00:38:38 But I'm winning! - So what?
00:38:43 I'm inviting you all.
00:38:45 I've just been to a cremation.
00:38:49 OK, stay as you are. Let's go.
00:38:52 Just finish my rum. - Leave that.
00:38:58 What about me?
00:38:59 Sorry, no girls allowed.
00:39:11 Come right back home. - No, I won't.
00:39:14 You not coming, Josef?
00:39:20 He's giving you money.
00:39:26 Arnost, come with us.
00:39:29 Where to? - To celebrate!
00:39:33 You thick, or something?
00:39:36 Great nose, great spirit.
00:39:41 He didn't mean it like that, come on.
00:39:49 The double decker is here!
00:39:55 Isn't that fucking fantastic?
00:40:04 OK. On you get.
00:40:09 If you get on that bus,
00:40:14 You promised to chop the wood.
00:40:16 Just be good, here's a thousand.
00:40:21 Bohus!
00:40:22 I said, no girls!
00:40:26 For the journey.
00:40:29 They'll be fighting over me next!
00:40:53 There's old Kostal.
00:40:55 Stop the bus.
00:41:01 Come and have dinner with us.
00:41:03 I stopped having dinner since
00:41:07 Get him in. - What are you doing?
00:41:20 I have to feed my rabbits.
00:41:25 You'll make me sterile!
00:41:27 You're making it dirty,
00:41:31 So what...
00:41:33 These guys have a really hard life.
00:41:38 They need some fun, put the TV on.
00:41:45 Faster, here we go...
00:41:47 Look, boys, go at 120km/h.
00:41:57 ...eighty...
00:42:02 ...ninety, hundred...
00:42:06 ...a hundred and twenty!
00:42:11 Ninety...
00:42:15 Hello! - Hello.
00:42:36 I'm Bohus.
00:42:41 We agreed no girls!
00:42:48 Let me introduce you to my wife.
00:42:52 Dr. Ulrich.
00:42:56 Doctor?
00:42:59 Are you a lawyer as well?
00:43:01 No, a plastic surgeon.
00:43:05 What? - A plastic surgeon.
00:43:08 Say, someone wants to make
00:43:14 Sorry.
00:43:16 You can't be a man
00:43:22 Arnost's got a problem with his nose.
00:43:26 They laugh at his, it's so small.
00:43:29 I don't get any?
00:43:35 To the memory of my little goat.
00:43:40 To a little goats!
00:43:45 What shit is this?
00:43:49 It's fucking sweet!
00:43:54 I've drunk all my money away...
00:44:04 Please be quiet.
00:44:09 You can't shout in a restaurant
00:44:12 It's alright.
00:44:13 What sort of pub is this
00:44:20 It's not even in Czech!
00:44:25 I'd recommend the ham roll
00:44:31 then the turtle soup.
00:44:35 I'm not downing turtle!
00:44:37 Then the Chateaubriand.
00:44:41 I've have that, too.
00:44:43 But medium rare.
00:44:47 I want goulash and dumplings.
00:44:50 I'll have the medium rare, too.
00:44:54 Bring me a beer before I snuff it.
00:45:02 What about your venison?
00:45:05 We'll have goulash and beer.
00:45:08 Goulash and beer for me.
00:45:12 Beer and rum.
00:45:14 But these are specialities!
00:45:19 Just bring the food and don't ask.
00:45:22 They're dick-heads.
00:45:25 Don't act like peasants!
00:45:28 Could I have caviar? - Of course.
00:45:32 What an arse-hole - caviar!
00:45:37 Sit down, Arnost!
00:45:41 Look at these portions!
00:45:46 Sparrow food.
00:45:48 I'm going for a slash.
00:45:56 Get a load of that!
00:46:04 Bohus will buy her for you, eh?
00:46:08 Stop shouting.
00:46:11 What would you like to drink?
00:46:14 You're always downing beer.
00:46:19 What about the best wine they've got?
00:46:24 I'd like to try that blue burgundy.
00:46:29 I've never tried blue wine.
00:46:33 Some of that blue stuff.
00:46:36 Come here, come here!
00:46:41 What does that girl like drinking?
00:46:45 Scotch.
00:46:48 Send a bottle over there.
00:46:51 Certainly.
00:47:02 Have some, it's good stuff.
00:47:05 Christ!
00:47:07 Have some - it'll clean out your system!
00:47:11 Perhaps it'll really clean you out!
00:47:18 Cheers!
00:47:22 Cheers!
00:47:33 To your health, my beauty!
00:47:39 What a looker!
00:47:41 You have to drink it all
00:47:47 Must be an actress.
00:47:50 Or a whore.
00:47:54 Or both.
00:47:56 Don't insult her!
00:48:00 Don't be a clever dick!
00:48:04 He thinks money can make him president!
00:48:07 Don't fuck with me or you'll be sorry,
00:48:11 you old fart!
00:48:13 Try me, you capitalist!
00:48:18 Who are you calling a capitalist,
00:48:21 I could pretend to be clever
00:48:32 Leave him alone!
00:49:01 Fuck this town!
00:49:05 Let's go home, come on!
00:49:16 You're not leaving me here!
00:49:20 My leg...
00:49:23 It'll be OK.
00:49:31 You'll pay for the damage.
00:49:39 Are they gone?
00:49:41 Have they really gone?
00:49:45 Bastards!
00:49:49 We'll pay up, you pay them,
00:50:01 You're the only normal person
00:50:07 You know what?
00:50:09 I'll pay for you to have a nose-job.
00:50:13 Jasnu!
00:50:14 You'll do it for him,
00:50:18 Do you believe me? - What?
00:50:21 I don't care how much.
00:50:25 Doctor, are you a doctor?
00:50:29 Yes.
00:50:34 D'you believe in God?
00:50:37 Me? No.
00:50:40 I don't understand
00:50:43 Why not?
00:50:46 There's no proof,
00:50:49 no-one's ever seen Him.
00:50:51 I've never seen your cunt
00:51:12 Try a bit higher.
00:51:18 OK.
00:51:21 Look at them go!
00:51:24 How fast can it go?
00:51:28 That left one could be our mayor.
00:51:33 Who did you vote for?
00:51:36 What a woman!
00:51:47 OK!
00:51:52 They're only Czech programs or what?
00:51:54 You're in the way!
00:51:56 More to the left.
00:52:03 That's too much.
00:52:08 What shall we have?
00:52:12 Plum brandy, eh?
00:52:24 To your health.
00:52:30 D'you believe in God?
00:52:33 I do.
00:52:35 And I don't.
00:52:37 How can you work together?
00:52:41 It's not possible.
00:52:44 It's a sin not to believe.
00:52:46 Want some rabbit?
00:52:50 The devils are multiplying.
00:52:52 I can't kill them all
00:52:56 You can forget about meat.
00:53:03 It's money now!
00:53:06 You get hold of my neck
00:53:42 We've an appointment with Dr Siroky.
00:53:48 Phone for you!
00:53:50 I've got a phone call!
00:53:55 I'll go on up. - Yes, off you go.
00:53:58 I've got a phone call!
00:54:07 Yes, this is me.
00:54:12 Who's calling?
00:54:15 No, it's not raining.
00:54:18 You're trying what out?
00:54:22 He's trying it out to see if it works!
00:54:25 I've got a meeting so piss off!
00:54:30 I can't have this!
00:54:32 Whose name shall I say?
00:54:34 Bohumil Stejskal.
00:54:38 Mr Stejskal's here...
00:54:47 Do I have to knock? - No. You don't.
00:54:56 Good afternoon.
00:55:00 May I introduce you...
00:55:05 Pleased to meet you.
00:55:06 She doesn't smile much,
00:55:13 Take a seat.
00:55:16 Christ, yeah.
00:55:21 What can I offer you?
00:55:23 Coffee, vodka, whisky.
00:55:27 I'll have plum brandy.
00:55:31 That's the only thing I haven't got.
00:55:36 I carry a hip-flask, just in case.
00:55:45 Two coffees and a glass.
00:55:49 Three glasses, you have to try it,
00:55:53 Three glasses, then.
00:55:57 Just the bottom of the glass!
00:56:01 Bottoms up, you mean!
00:56:05 Isn't it lovely stuff?
00:56:18 It's good... strong...
00:56:26 We've been negotiating
00:56:30 with a Japanese firm.
00:56:33 Where can I have a slash?
00:56:35 A piss... pee.
00:56:39 In the corridor, third door on the left.
00:56:51 Christ, what the hell sort of person
00:56:55 Clever to have bogs in the corridor.
00:57:02 Come on, quickly.
00:57:08 Where was I? - At the Ministry.
00:57:16 The Japanese are interested...
00:57:19 Sit down!
00:57:24 The Japanese are interested
00:57:28 in your brickworks.
00:57:32 What interest?
00:57:37 And the 7 hectares of land with it.
00:57:40 Eight.
00:57:43 I've got seven down here.
00:57:45 And I've got eight there.
00:57:48 A minor detail,
00:57:50 a hectare here, a hectare there.
00:57:56 Why would they spend money
00:58:03 I can sell my brick to them.
00:58:11 How did the yellow buggers
00:58:15 That's not important.
00:58:20 It's not the bricks Japanese want.
00:58:25 Hang on a second.
00:58:28 What about the men there?
00:58:33 The men working there.
00:00:02 Yeah, but it's mine.
00:00:05 It's my brickworks and my people.
00:00:13 I'm just coming!
00:00:18 Think about it,
00:00:21 there are huge sums at stake!
00:00:27 Tell the Japs that I'm not selling
00:00:30 and they'll be lucky
00:00:35 Let's go, Doc.
00:00:43 Slanty-eyed fuckers!
00:00:51 Good...
00:01:05 Come on, Mr Kostal.
00:01:07 I don't think this is for me.
00:01:10 Really, I can't.
00:01:13 You can be my sex bodyguard.
00:01:16 What if I catch something?
00:01:18 The ladies are waiting.
00:01:24 You can have a bark inside.
00:01:30 Good evening.
00:01:44 That one's smiling at you.
00:01:47 She could be my granddaughter.
00:02:14 If you'd like to choose
00:02:22 Indian Pipe.
00:02:25 That's something for Kostal.
00:02:27 I've hadn't smoked since
00:02:35 It's a special oral erotic experience.
00:02:39 What d'you mean, oral?
00:02:44 Don't stick your little tongue
00:02:50 She a pretty little thing.
00:02:54 How much does she cost?
00:02:59 This is a massage salon,
00:03:03 You choose what you would like
00:03:08 whom you'd like to perform it.
00:03:14 If she's not reserved already.
00:03:17 It stinks like a brothel in here!
00:03:28 I'd recommend Journey round the World.
00:03:33 I can't, I'm driving.
00:03:39 How much does it cost?
00:03:43 And how many times?
00:03:46 To your health, gentlemen.
00:03:50 It's an hour's massage
00:03:55 I don't need a bath.
00:03:59 I had one on Saturday.
00:04:02 You'll be bathed by one of our girls.
00:04:06 The champagne is on the house.
00:04:10 Rubbish, don't you know
00:04:13 Look!
00:04:40 Good evening!
00:04:45 D'you remember me?
00:04:48 I sent that bottle over. - So what?
00:04:51 Nothing, it's OK.
00:05:12 Wish me luck,
00:05:18 Come in.
00:05:21 If you'd like to take your clothes off.
00:05:25 I'll just go and get ready.
00:05:28 What's your name? - Irena.
00:06:16 That's me done. - Already?
00:06:20 I'll bathe you first.
00:06:23 Don't worry, come on.
00:06:27 Come on, don't worry.
00:06:33 Look at all those bubbles!
00:06:41 Take your clothes off!
00:06:46 And your underpants!
00:06:54 My watch is Water-tight.
00:07:07 This is so nice!
00:07:15 You don't remember
00:07:19 how I fought the boys over you?
00:07:23 They were arguing
00:07:27 whether you were an actress...
00:07:31 This is lovely!
00:07:37 Are you really a masseuse?
00:07:41 This is bloody nice!
00:07:47 Don't you remember me?
00:07:52 This is so nice! - Up you get.
00:07:56 I don't want to.
00:08:00 You don't remember me?
00:08:06 I fought over you.
00:08:08 I'm Bohumil - Bohus.
00:08:19 Out you come, careful you don't slip.
00:08:28 I don't want that!
00:08:31 He has to wear his little hat!
00:08:34 I don't want a little hat.
00:08:39 What is this?
00:08:43 You'll like it.
00:08:45 I don't want it, I'll pay extra.
00:08:50 It'll cost you 5OO crowns.
00:08:53 That doesn't matter.
00:08:56 No little hat!
00:09:07 You can't do that!
00:09:12 This isn't Journey round the World.
00:09:20 It's Journey to the Universe!
00:09:30 Vlasta!
00:09:41 That was fantastic!
00:09:43 Did you like that?
00:09:48 Another 5OO crowns, then.
00:09:50 The Journey costs 1,700!
00:09:54 You pay that at the cash desk.
00:09:58 I'll take the the 500.
00:10:02 But don't tell anyone.
00:10:07 They'd throw me out.
00:10:13 A clever girl like you sweating
00:10:17 for a few hundred.
00:10:22 Such a shame!
00:10:28 You can live with me.
00:10:37 You can't keep being thrown out
00:10:58 I'm completely whacked.
00:11:02 I paid 78OO for you.
00:11:05 I just had Journey round the World.
00:11:08 You're a real stud -
00:11:11 you must have been twice.
00:11:13 Three times! Three times
00:11:17 plus Pipe of Peace.
00:11:21 I feel like a new man!
00:11:27 Can you drive? - Just watch me!
00:11:34 You've given me something
00:11:37 I'll never forget!
00:11:47 I've fallen in love.
00:11:51 That Irena's so pretty,
00:11:56 it's a miracle!
00:12:00 I have to have her home.
00:12:05 Why? You've got enough money.
00:12:09 You could come here whenever you want.
00:12:13 The greatest thing is freedom,
00:12:17 and you can't buy that.
00:12:23 I want her only for myself.
00:12:35 It's stopped coming out!
00:12:38 It's not coming through?
00:12:44 The water's not coming through!
00:12:52 What d'you mean?
00:12:54 It's not working!
00:12:57 I don't believe it!
00:13:02 We haven't had any water for a week
00:13:09 There's no pressure!
00:13:12 I keep telling you.
00:13:15 There's a drought, like last year.
00:13:19 This is the end!
00:13:23 She's coming in an hour!
00:13:28 You're doing it on purpose.
00:13:31 I've got an idea,
00:13:34 for five hundred. - Five hundred?!
00:13:49 Come on, guys!
00:14:06 What the hell are you doing?
00:14:11 It's like water cannons
00:14:14 Sorry, they're beginners.
00:14:17 What are you doing?!
00:14:21 What is this?
00:14:28 Cakes bobbing about like musk-rats!
00:14:33 Aim it in the water!
00:14:36 It's a bit yellow.
00:14:55 There's no suckling-pig,
00:16:00 Looks pretty yellow to me.
00:16:03 Like piss-water.
00:16:07 Who's asking you to?
00:16:10 This is the limit!
00:16:13 What d'you expect for 500 crowns?
00:16:16 The tank's been rusty
00:16:20 If it catches fire,
00:16:24 What d'you mean, you are - we are!
00:16:27 Don't throw it in there.
00:16:30 Quiet!
00:17:04 Take that into the house.
00:17:11 This is Irenka.
00:17:15 It's her birthday
00:17:21 What in heaven's name
00:17:24 have you brought home?
00:17:27 If your Mum could see this...
00:17:30 God in heaven!
00:17:34 Don't take any notice of auntie.
00:17:37 She's not my aunt,
00:17:40 just a friend of Mum's.
00:17:43 Go and help Mr Kostal,
00:17:51 I'll buy you some earrings,
00:17:58 You bastard! - Don't be so stupid!
00:18:01 Let's go, Irena.
00:18:15 What do you do?
00:18:21 Irena's an actress.
00:18:25 I did lots of parts as an amateur.
00:18:33 You haven't eaten much.
00:18:37 She's on a diet.
00:18:42 I'm not on a diet, why should I be?
00:18:46 I eat everything - but no rabbits.
00:18:50 You should've said.
00:18:54 We'd have made you something else.
00:18:58 Be glad it's gone.
00:19:05 Don't do that, idiot!
00:19:09 This is my friend,
00:19:11 he went to college.
00:19:15 This is Irena, sit down.
00:19:20 I had her brought here to live with me.
00:19:27 What did she say? - Nothing.
00:19:30 She's got to...
00:19:36 Down there.
00:19:43 Past the chickens.
00:19:54 That's it.
00:19:58 What's the difference
00:20:03 A man has to decide
00:20:07 A woman sits down and sees what happens.
00:20:13 Here she is, quiet.
00:20:19 I had a birthday present
00:20:24 Don't let it out yet.
00:20:29 Go round the other side of the stable.
00:20:39 It's here.
00:20:43 Have you finished?
00:20:51 No, she hasn't yet.
00:20:56 Tell me when you've finished.
00:20:59 When she opens the toilet,
00:21:04 I'll give the sign,
00:21:09 The band starts up
00:21:13 and you let it out.
00:21:15 Have you finished, Irenka?
00:21:22 This isn't a funeral, we're celebrating!
00:21:31 Get ready...
00:21:48 An ostrich?!
00:21:55 It's for your birthday!
00:22:00 What do I want with an ostrich?
00:22:02 You've never seen a bird like this!
00:22:07 What would I do with an ostrich?!
00:22:22 Don't be afraid of him.
00:22:26 Come and stroke him.
00:22:30 Look at that neck and those legs!
00:22:43 In South Africa they use them
00:22:50 Why do you need a guard?
00:22:53 I've got a video,
00:22:56 television.
00:23:01 And Irena.
00:23:04 What does it eat?
00:23:56 Lovely and warm!
00:24:03 Come into the water!
00:24:06 I don't think I will.
00:24:08 You're fired if you don't!
00:24:19 Are you mad?!
00:24:28 Don't you dare, in that new jacket!
00:24:45 This is fantastic!
00:25:19 I'm so happy!
00:25:27 Good, eh?
00:25:32 Yes, it's nice.
00:25:37 I'll take three of them.
00:25:40 Three of these suits.
00:25:45 You can't buy three identical suits!
00:25:48 Why not? I like them!
00:25:54 Are you sure?
00:25:57 It's not such a good idea.
00:25:59 Think I haven't got the money for them?
00:26:08 What about a leather jacket...
00:26:12 ...and jeans?
00:26:14 They'd squash my balls.
00:26:18 I need something loose.
00:26:23 I love wearing my track-suit at home,
00:26:28 He loves wearing his track-suit.
00:26:32 What about a tie?
00:26:42 No shit colours.
00:26:46 Not in public.
00:26:49 You're a pretty girl.
00:26:53 You could earn a lot more.
00:26:56 How much do they give you?
00:26:59 Will you take the suit?
00:27:02 Come and work for me.
00:27:04 You'll make some money,
00:27:07 I've got a hotel, restaurace.
00:27:12 If you knew about all I had.
00:27:19 You'll be inviting her home next!
00:27:21 Let her come -
00:27:24 I've got a pool, ostrich...
00:27:27 The ostrich's mine!
00:27:30 Who bought it for you?
00:27:32 I'm not your property.
00:27:36 You're not going to talk to me
00:27:40 How dare you talk like that!
00:27:44 She's complaining
00:27:48 and she doesn't even cook!
00:27:50 Auntie has to do it all,
00:27:54 Who made your breakfast?
00:28:00 Where would you be without me?
00:28:09 Supposed to be a masseuse,
00:28:12 she's a whore.
00:28:14 I live with her - fuck her!
00:28:20 Lt'll be all right.
00:28:28 I'm fucking fond of her!
00:28:31 I really love her!
00:28:37 It's all right, let's pay for this...
00:28:42 We've finished.
00:28:46 You think I'm some whore?
00:28:50 You whistle and I come running?
00:28:54 I'm not having any.
00:28:59 I'm not having any.
00:29:05 You're the only one.
00:29:10 Don't be silly.
00:29:15 No chance, forget it.
00:29:18 Only if we live together.
00:29:22 But we are together.
00:29:26 I'm not being a slave for anyone.
00:29:33 I'll move in and that'll be that.
00:29:39 You stink! God knows
00:29:43 She's the one doing things!
00:29:58 What do you want?
00:30:01 I want gas.
00:30:04 I withdrew the application!
00:30:09 I want it.
00:30:12 I'll pay for the whole village
00:30:15 Vlasta needs it.
00:30:21 Are you living with him? - Yes.
00:30:26 She's living with you?
00:30:31 Pull me in, let's have some brandy.
00:30:52 Careful... I don't want to get wet.
00:30:55 Give me your hand.
00:31:01 Now my bum's wet. Christ!
00:31:05 Stop all that drinking!
00:31:13 You've got a horse as well?
00:31:16 That's no horse, she's a treasure.
00:31:25 We going to get that gas?
00:31:27 Lt'll cost half a million!
00:31:36 It's not a matter of money.
00:31:39 Yes, it is and stop drinking!
00:31:44 I'm glad I've got you!
00:31:53 You were always stupid!
00:31:56 You could've had it for free
00:32:03 She's back, the one who was here.
00:32:11 Irenka's come back to me!
00:32:22 You're not coming here!
00:32:25 Go back home -
00:32:43 Tell her something!
00:32:46 This is Vlasta.
00:32:50 Have we got a servant?
00:32:54 They told me what you were.
00:32:57 You're a whore!
00:32:59 How dare you, you village cow!
00:33:03 Who are you calling a cow?!
00:33:06 You keep your hands of Bohus!
00:33:13 Cut it out, girls!
00:33:16 Irena! Vlasta!
00:33:25 Stop that!
00:33:30 She scratches like the devil!
00:33:33 Scratch her eyes out and drown her!
00:33:57 The rich bugger won't do anything
00:34:01 We swim in this filth
00:34:05 I bought you all gas!
00:34:10 What would you like, children?
00:34:14 I want to stroke your horse.
00:34:16 Better not, he bites.
00:34:19 He's an Arab bugger!
00:34:24 I want a merry-go-round!
00:34:49 Guten tag!
00:34:55 I fucking said Guten Tag!
00:35:00 I don't need one, I've got glasses.
00:35:05 How's it going?
00:35:10 We won't get anything for free.
00:35:12 If you knew what a slog it is
00:35:16 having so much money.
00:35:20 You wouldn't envy me.
00:35:24 That spring is pure water.
00:35:29 We could bottle it.
00:35:33 We'd sell fucking gallons!
00:35:35 3 or 4 crowns a bottle.
00:35:39 A machine to do it can't cost
00:35:42 I'm buying a merry-go-round.
00:35:46 Everyone wants to borrow money.
00:35:52 Dig the well by hand!
00:35:55 I pour water - I sell water.
00:36:02 I'd buy the machine
00:36:05 You'd still be in the shits.
00:36:11 Some bottles might go missing...
00:36:16 They give money to maternity hospitals.
00:36:18 You read about murders, rape...
00:36:27 Where does it start?
00:36:29 I'm not giving my money
00:36:38 Where the hell is my horse?
00:36:42 She's Arabian. - What's her name?
00:36:45 Hathavitlah.
00:36:52 You've got to be polite to her.
00:37:08 Don't breathe alcohol fumes
00:37:19 Hathavitlah! Wait!
00:37:39 Stop that!
00:37:42 I want to read my paper!
00:37:48 You're always asleep!
00:37:56 You promised.
00:38:10 You've got your satellite, ostrich...
00:38:16 ...video, gas.
00:38:18 The gas isn't working.
00:38:21 And you've got the pool.
00:38:25 I'm bored!
00:38:29 Let's go.
00:38:40 The water heater doesn't work.
00:38:44 What shall we do?
00:38:49 Let's go shopping.
00:39:01 What now? - We want money.
00:39:04 I haven't got any -
00:39:08 Well, 5,000 at least!
00:39:15 I'll get my lawyer to bring some more.
00:39:21 Take off that stupid beret!
00:39:23 I need it against the sun!
00:39:28 Give me my beret!
00:39:31 You think we're your servants?
00:39:37 Let's go.
00:39:40 What are you then?
00:39:43 You don't cook...
00:39:46 I'll fucking kick you out!
00:39:50 - He's angry with us!
00:39:53 He's frowning at us!
00:39:57 What are you doing? Stop it!
00:40:04 Where are you dragging me?
00:40:07 Just putting you to bed!
00:40:11 You do, really!
00:40:14 I don't want to go to bed!
00:40:17 Let me go!
00:40:24 But it's filthy in there!
00:40:27 We'll wash you first!
00:40:35 I don't want to go to bed!
00:41:15 We're all going to Africa
00:41:20 to see their women!
00:41:25 No girls allowed on this trip!
00:41:59 Get me a bottle!
00:42:08 Catch!
00:42:20 Where could I find Mr. Stejskal?
00:42:23 Where could he find Mr. Stejskal,
00:42:27 girls?!
00:42:31 They're down by the lake.
00:42:34 He bought them a merry-go-round!
00:42:37 What did he buy them?! - A merry-
00:42:41 It's true! - That cretin!
00:43:10 Take the Doc's car.
00:43:17 I'll settle up.
00:43:20 No, you won't, you pauper!
00:43:26 You're poor!
00:43:29 I'm finished!
00:43:33 It certainly is!
00:43:38 Where the fuck's my beret?
00:43:42 You haven't got a brass farthing.
00:43:50 This is terrible!
00:43:57 Why didn't you tell me?
00:44:01 What?
00:44:07 My Dad wasn't my Dad?
00:44:13 But I'm my Dad all over!
00:44:17 All that money! - Then my Mum...
00:44:23 Who was my Dad? - Who gives a damn?
00:44:27 What'll I tell my wife?
00:44:30 Who gives a toss?
00:44:35 You'd better watch your manners
00:44:40 You owe me 1,453,000.
00:44:43 Without that fairground ride. Sign here.
00:44:50 I feel sick,
00:44:56 You rascal!
00:45:00 Just you wait!
00:45:04 Why?
00:45:08 Why...?
00:45:12 I'm asking why?
00:45:30 I'm asking you why?
00:45:37 Can you tell me why?
00:45:48 Don't do this to me!
00:45:53 Come back home!
00:45:58 Don't be silly!
00:46:06 Get lost!
00:46:16 Don't be stupid!
00:46:21 I love you even if I haven't got
00:47:25 You smoke?
00:47:28 Just the odd one.
00:47:33 Start brand.
00:47:41 You drink?
00:47:45 Occasionally I have a glass.
00:47:55 To clean out the system.
00:47:59 Have some, I made it myself.
00:48:03 Do you speak the truth?
00:48:06 Well, the boys helped me.
00:48:14 We help each other.
00:48:17 Have some.
00:48:26 You've got wings instead.
00:48:30 You can't use a glass.
00:48:36 Can you drink anyway?
00:48:46 Are you afraid of me?
00:48:49 I'm just a bit surprised.
00:48:52 I've always believed but
00:48:57 sometimes I've had my doubts.
00:49:06 A person's surprised when he
00:49:09 suddenly sees the truth.
00:49:13 He sees that the truth exists.
00:49:24 Look, I've got wet knees.
00:49:30 Let me pour you some...
00:49:34 To your health.
00:49:37 I'm surprised,
00:49:40 I think I'll get plastered. Sorry.
00:49:48 I've just lost everything.
00:49:54 They took away my horse.
00:49:57 I know, Bohumil.
00:50:03 They all call me Bohus.
00:50:08 No-one's called me Bohumil in years.
00:50:11 Dad called me Bohumil.
00:50:13 He'd say: Bohumil, you're going
00:50:18 He loved me. - I know.
00:50:25 What's person to believe?
00:50:30 I always thought my Dad was my Dad.
00:50:36 I know. - What do you know?
00:50:42 Irenka's gone,
00:50:45 Vlasta won't talk to me.
00:50:49 They all want money,
00:50:52 they're all laughing at me.
00:51:01 No-one believes anyone.
00:51:04 Can't you do something,
00:51:20 Bohumil!
00:51:25 You shouldn't say fuck!
00:51:36 Your plum brandy smells wonderful!
00:51:51 Pig! - Listen to her!
00:52:01 Me, too. - I'll have you, gorgeous!
00:52:15 How's it going, Onassis?
00:52:20 Stupid idiot!
00:52:24 Give me another.
00:52:37 Good day to you!
00:52:45 It's Arnost!
00:52:50 I'd completely forgotten about you!
00:52:56 Where'd you get that nose from?
00:52:58 Bohus paid for my cosmetic surgery!
00:53:07 Thank you very much.
00:53:10 Come and sit down.
00:53:19 Here's the hospital bill -
00:53:24 9.6OO crowns.
00:53:26 Thank you so much for my nose.
00:53:29 You haven't heard.
00:53:32 We're fucked!
00:53:35 I haven't a bean!
00:53:37 I'm as poor as I was, a complete beggar!
00:53:43 No pool, no ostrich, satellite gone.
00:53:48 No-one gives a shit.
00:53:50 You're my only friend.
00:53:56 You'll just have to start saving.
00:54:00 From what? I've got a disabled pension.
00:54:04 Just fuck it, they're not going
00:54:09 The bastards took
00:54:12 I didn't give the doc anything.
00:54:15 I never signed anything.
00:54:18 What can they take away from you?
00:54:20 Maybe your old banger.
00:54:24 My old banger?!
00:54:30 How much did it cost?
00:54:34 You just add another fifty
00:54:37 No, I'll have money left over.
00:54:39 Now you've got 9,6OO.
00:54:44 You'll make money on it!
00:54:50 Always someone going on about money.
00:54:59 You're not going to believe this...
00:55:04 ...but an angel appeared
00:55:09 What angel?
00:55:11 Onassis needs an angel now.
00:55:15 What are you laughing at?
00:55:20 He just came out of the water
00:55:25 and talked like I'm talking to you now.
00:55:37 As they say:
00:55:39 I'm an atheist, thank God.
00:55:47 That's him.
00:55:49 I'm looking for Bohumil Stejskal.
00:55:57 I'm Dr. Guardian.
00:56:19 Your father died in Argentina
00:56:23 and left you his fortune.
00:56:28 Roughly 1O million dollars.
00:56:54 Now I can buy you all!
00:59:01 English subtitles by Karolina Vocadlo 2003