Defendor

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00:00:29 WOMAN:
00:00:33 Arthur.
00:00:36 Yeah.
00:00:38 Are you thinking about the question?
00:00:41 Mmm...
00:00:43 Are you Japanese?
00:00:46 No.
00:00:48 Mieko Tatsuri is Japanese.
00:00:51 Oh. Who is Mieko Tatsuri?
00:00:54 Mmm...
00:00:55 She's the leader of Blowback.
00:00:58 Her father is a ninja and her mother
00:01:01 is an alien from the gamma sector.
00:01:04 Okay. Well, I'm Korean.
00:01:07 (CHUCKLES)
00:01:09 Is that going to be on the test?
00:01:12 No. There's no test.
00:01:13 Well, I thought...
00:01:15 I thought I was being tested.
00:01:17 No. This is an evaluation, Arthur.
00:01:20 It's different than a test.
00:01:21 Can we get back to the question?
00:01:27 Okay. Why did you assault
00:01:35 Debrofkowitz.
00:01:40 Mmm-hmm. You smashed up
00:01:44 Hmm. Top secret.
00:01:52 (MECHANICAL HUMMING)
00:02:34 Look out, termites.
00:02:42 HOST ON RADIO:
00:02:44 1, the cops in this town
00:02:46 2, they're underfunded,
00:02:49 And 3, they're crooked.
00:02:51 How do you think this city got
00:02:53 How about some fricking music?
00:02:55 (HIP-HOP PLAYING ON RADIO)
00:02:57 Fuck you.
00:02:59 I'm sure you do.
00:03:02 Are you going to work for it or
00:03:06 What's this?
00:03:08 It's like a present.
00:03:10 No, no. That's not going
00:03:12 Yeah, well, using nothing's
00:03:16 Who the fuck do you
00:03:20 (MUFFLED SCREAM)
00:03:26 (CLATTERING)
00:03:28 What was that?
00:03:31 What was that?
00:03:35 (GRUNTS)
00:03:37 Garbage days.
00:03:44 Stop! You're hurting my arm.
00:03:45 Well, that's just an occupational
00:03:46 Stop, Dooney!
00:03:50 Come on. Let's just do this slow.
00:03:52 Yeah. That's what I want.
00:03:53 That's what I want.
00:03:55 Do it slow. That's it.
00:04:07 Hey, there's been
00:04:10 ARTHUR:
00:04:11 Hey, buddy, that's my line.
00:04:18 Chuck Dooney, Drug Squad.
00:04:23 Who the fuck are
00:04:26 Your worst nightmare.
00:04:30 Go on. Make like a rocket.
00:04:33 You messed up.
00:04:36 I want Captain Industry.
00:04:39 Who?
00:04:40 Listen, fuckhead!
00:04:44 Wrong answer.
00:04:46 (GRUNTING)
00:04:55 WAITRESS:
00:04:57 Just taking a break.
00:05:02 WAITRESS:
00:05:42 (DOOR OPENS)
00:05:45 DISPATCHER: (ON POLICE RADIO)
00:05:48 dressed in black tights
00:05:50 Wanted on a 245A.
00:05:51 There you go. Assaulting an officer
00:05:53 Thank you.
00:06:04 Hey, partner?
00:06:06 OFFICER: Cream and sugar,
00:06:11 MIKE: Get your fucking hands up
00:06:13 Let's fucking go.
00:06:28 FAIRBANKS:
00:06:29 MIKE: Yeah, which feeds
00:06:34 That business with Dooney.
00:06:36 (SIGHS)
00:06:38 MIKE: No, no. He says he wants
00:06:40 FAIRBANKS:
00:06:42 (OVER PA) Stupid dumb cops.
00:06:45 Name?
00:06:47 Captain, this guy is pretty funny.
00:06:51 He says he wants to call a truce.
00:06:54 A vigilante?
00:06:58 He calls himself Defendor.
00:07:01 And that's with an O-R, Captain.
00:07:05 And he flips out if you get that wrong.
00:07:13 Commissioner, this is outrageous.
00:07:15 Yeah. Yeah, sure it is.
00:07:16 Why don't you calm
00:07:28 My grandfather fought in
00:07:31 I remember him showing me
00:07:34 Was your grandfather
00:07:37 Yes, he was.
00:07:42 Probably passed on to his
00:07:46 (STAMMERING)
00:07:52 26 years ago.
00:07:55 I wonder if your grandfather
00:07:58 bumped into each other up there.
00:08:00 (LAUGHS)
00:08:02 What did you say his name was?
00:08:04 Henry Poppington.
00:08:06 Mmm.
00:08:09 Wouldn't surprise me.
00:08:13 Pretty sturdy
00:08:15 It has the blood
00:08:17 Does it have the blood of an
00:08:21 You strike one of
00:08:24 No.
00:08:31 When you break the law,
00:08:35 When you break the law with a badge,
00:08:39 I don't strike officers.
00:08:41 Punks? Different story.
00:08:47 Well, you strike me as
00:08:51 Great men know
00:08:56 Roger Fairbanks.
00:09:01 Arthur Poppington.
00:09:07 (DOOR OPENS)
00:09:10 Sir, nice work in there.
00:09:13 Yeah, run Arthur Poppington through
00:09:18 Confiscate his trench club,
00:09:22 and the rest of this stuff,
00:09:28 All right,
00:09:31 Stay out of trouble,
00:09:34 Trouble has a way of following me.
00:09:39 No, forget about that.
00:09:40 Just run along and get
00:09:48 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)
00:10:35 (COUGHING)
00:10:50 There are at least 8 ways
00:10:53 I'm taking the front door.
00:10:59 I think, for a large portion of your life,
00:11:04 And now, at this stage,
00:11:12 DR. PARK: Okay. Okay, you sit.
00:11:20 Okay. Do you remember
00:11:28 Let me assure you, Arthur,
00:11:31 is for the judge's ears only.
00:11:37 Totally classified?
00:11:39 Totally.
00:11:44 HOST ON RADIO:
00:11:46 I go through these neighborhoods.
00:11:47 I see these girls out there.
00:11:52 Do you think I'm joking?
00:11:55 What is this, Thailand?
00:11:57 Because if we're going to stand for this,
00:12:00 "Come on down to the Hammer
00:12:03 At least that way we'll
00:12:05 All right, let's go to the tribal brain
00:12:09 Line 3, go ahead.
00:12:10 WOMAN:
00:12:12 to suggest exploiting those poor girls.
00:12:15 RADIO HOST:
00:12:20 Hello? Hello?
00:12:23 Next caller, you're on the air.
00:12:29 (HUMMING SOFTLY)
00:13:26 (ENGINE STARTING)
00:13:41 CLIFF: Fucking guy!
00:13:43 Get the fuck out of here!
00:13:44 Come on! I'm just
00:13:46 Come here.
00:13:48 You got to learn how to
00:13:50 Lighten up! Hey. Hey.
00:13:56 Now, what are you doing
00:14:02 Somebody call the police!
00:14:05 Police! Help, police!
00:14:08 We're sick and tired
00:14:10 deface our city walls!
00:14:13 Why don't you pick on
00:14:19 Boys, this is...
00:14:22 This is the retard that
00:14:24 I thought they got you.
00:14:27 Why don't you let the kid go?
00:14:29 Who writes your dialog?
00:14:33 No. I write it myself.
00:14:36 You know what?
00:14:40 Somebody with talent.
00:14:41 No.
00:14:43 You need a ghost writer.
00:14:45 'Cause that's what you're going
00:14:53 What? What's that?
00:14:55 A jar.
00:14:57 Duh. So, what is it supposed to do?
00:14:59 Very little.
00:15:01 Except contain
00:15:06 (LAUGHS)
00:15:08 (EXCLAIMING IN SHOCK)
00:15:12 (STAMMERING)
00:15:21 (SCREAMING)
00:15:25 Come on! Lights on, Dog!
00:15:28 Lights, Dog. Lights on, Dog.
00:15:32 Lights! Lights on!
00:15:40 Who wants to go first?
00:15:44 Why don't I go first?
00:15:50 (GRUNTING)
00:15:52 (GROANING)
00:16:02 (GRUNTING)
00:16:24 THUG:...my fucking elbow.
00:16:36 (GRUNTS)
00:16:47 MAN:
00:16:48 FAY: Just give me a second.
00:16:59 Hey, Arthur.
00:17:03 Hey, smelly.
00:17:06 Hey.
00:17:08 Wake up. Wake up.
00:17:10 WOMAN:
00:17:24 I'm going to go away for awhile.
00:17:29 (WOMAN GRUNTING)
00:17:31 Come on. You can do it. There you go.
00:17:34 Good job. Good job.
00:17:35 When are you coming back?
00:17:38 Soon, little man. Grandpa's
00:17:44 Just a couple of months.
00:17:54 Okay. Okay. Come on.
00:17:58 Look out there.
00:18:00 The moon.
00:18:03 Wherever I am,
00:18:08 'Cause we can always
00:18:10 Mommy? Mommy?
00:18:15 Sure. Whatever you're into.
00:18:18 You need money.
00:18:19 FAY: You just keep looking
00:18:23 That's where I'll be at.
00:18:25 MAN:
00:18:31 Hey. Hey. You want me
00:18:35 Come on. Let's go to your place.
00:18:40 (CRYING)
00:18:55 What is this place?
00:18:57 It's a secret base.
00:19:19 You live here? Cool.
00:19:25 (TOOTH CLATTERS)
00:19:27 You know, you really messed with
00:19:33 Messed with your...
00:19:38 Angel.
00:19:40 Angel?
00:19:41 "Make like a rocket. Take off."
00:19:45 You fucked everything
00:19:52 What are you doing?
00:19:56 This? It's a little bling-bling.
00:20:00 It's like medicine. It'll make you
00:20:06 Hmm?
00:20:10 That stuff is bad.
00:20:13 Your momma tell you that?
00:20:16 She died.
00:20:21 Shit. Sorry.
00:20:25 ANGEL: Look, I got another way
00:20:28 Ready for what?
00:20:31 What does the wind do?
00:20:33 The wind? The wind?
00:20:35 The wind, the wind,
00:20:37 the wind, the wind, the wind...
00:20:39 (STAMMERING)
00:20:43 Yeah?
00:20:46 It swishes everything
00:20:50 You have to go.
00:20:53 Well, Meal Ticket's a little
00:20:58 Soon as he calms down,
00:21:57 Number one?
00:22:00 Shit, that's got to
00:22:05 (UNZIPS BAG)
00:22:11 I tripped.
00:22:15 Down some steps.
00:22:17 Bullshit.
00:22:18 What'd they look like?
00:22:21 Arthur, don't fucking lie to me.
00:22:27 It only hurts when I breathe.
00:22:29 Jesus! Give me this.
00:22:30 (WHISTLES)
00:22:34 Come on. We're going to the hospital.
00:22:40 Arthur, we're going
00:22:46 How many guys?
00:22:48 10 or 12.
00:22:50 Jesus, Arthur.
00:22:56 You know what "provoke" means?
00:22:59 You lost a tooth, pal.
00:23:00 some provoking
00:23:02 Trying to save someone.
00:23:06 Jack, Jack,
00:23:10 Hey, Arthur. How are you?
00:23:13 We brought some dinner.
00:23:15 Ooh, meatloaf!
00:23:17 I don't know.
00:23:19 He was trying
00:23:22 DOCTOR:
00:23:24 (SIGHS)
00:23:26 It's okay. Take it on in with you.
00:23:42 What does this teach us, Jack?
00:23:45 Next time have a gun.
00:23:46 Hey. Don't be a wise ass.
00:23:49 No, it teaches us that fighting
00:23:53 Mom.
00:23:54 Sometimes a good
00:23:55 isn't such a bad...
00:23:58 But, Mom, is it okay to fight if
00:24:07 MAN:
00:24:08 We're going to have a problem
00:24:10 No. No. No.
00:24:12 Yeah, I got a wire tap
00:24:16 MAN: You need money, resources,
00:24:18 And I appreciate your support, Chief,
00:24:19 but I can't let anybody, even in
00:24:22 Sit down and shut
00:24:24 Oh! Shoot. I... I got to
00:24:31 Hey, Captain.
00:24:33 Dooney, Dooney, golly.
00:24:36 What the hell?
00:24:38 Did you just say "golly"?
00:24:39 I did, yeah.
00:24:40 (LAUGHS)
00:24:42 Hey, listen, there's
00:24:45 about some sting
00:24:50 You hear anything
00:24:52 No. No. Well, where
00:24:55 I don't know.
00:25:00 I didn't think much about it,
00:25:05 Since it's my turf, right?
00:25:06 Right.
00:25:18 Anyway, I'm going to process this
00:25:21 It's my weekend with the girls.
00:25:23 Oh? Good, good.
00:25:27 Hey, you be careful
00:25:52 What's that stand for?
00:25:56 Defendor.
00:25:58 ANGEL:
00:25:59 Defendor!
00:26:01 Oh, my God.
00:26:03 Jesus. How do you spell that?
00:26:05 I know how to spell it!
00:26:07 Relax, guy.
00:26:10 I can't relax.
00:26:12 people out there that need me.
00:26:14 Who needs you?
00:26:15 I asked you first.
00:26:20 I'm looking for someone.
00:26:23 Yeah, who?
00:26:25 Captain Industry.
00:26:27 Who's that?
00:26:31 He smuggles drugs.
00:26:34 (LAUGHS)
00:26:36 I probably know him, then.
00:26:39 Radovan?
00:26:40 Yeah. He's a real fucker, man.
00:26:42 Radovan?
00:26:45 Hmm...
00:26:46 No. No, I don't think so.
00:26:51 No? Okay then.
00:26:59 Well, do you think he might be
00:27:07 Do I think
00:27:10 Do I think Radovan Kristic
00:27:13 Uh, yeah. I think he is.
00:27:20 (STAMMERING)
00:27:22 Kristic. Kristic.
00:27:25 Radovan Kristic.
00:27:26 He's an evil mastermind.
00:27:32 And you know him?
00:27:33 Been to his house, man.
00:27:35 He's bringing girls
00:27:38 Sex slaves, drugs, guns.
00:27:43 Show me.
00:27:46 He's got these 2 huge-assed
00:27:49 You'd never get within a mile of him.
00:27:50 Oh, I can handle 2 big-assed dudes.
00:27:52 Oh, you can?
00:27:54 You mean like last time when I peeled
00:27:59 No. Do you think those guys work
00:28:05 Um, well, if Radovan Kristic
00:28:08 yes, because everybody
00:28:11 He's in with the bikers now.
00:28:13 (STAMMERING)
00:28:17 I was his favorite girl for,
00:28:21 What are you doing?
00:28:23 I'm going to get him.
00:28:27 Listen, young lady.
00:28:29 Oh! Don't "young lady" me, buddy.
00:28:31 I'm not telling you shit.
00:28:33 I'm not a joke!
00:28:56 Captain Industry,
00:29:00 Well, that kind of information
00:29:09 This information,
00:29:14 Well, she knew a lot of stuff.
00:29:21 You think that's too expensive?
00:29:24 Because on The Rockford Files,
00:29:26 it always cost
00:29:31 (PEN SCRATCHING)
00:29:32 Did I get that wrong?
00:29:33 No. There's no
00:29:35 Well, if there's no right or wrong here,
00:29:40 Where would
00:29:43 Out there.
00:29:46 (SNORING)
00:30:33 What the fuck is this?
00:30:44 Angel.
00:30:46 You scared the shit out of me!
00:30:48 What are you doing?
00:30:50 What? What's the problem? I'm not...
00:30:55 Here. You can have
00:30:57 First issue. You think it's worth
00:30:59 Some geek offered
00:31:01 Apparently Strontium 90 and
00:31:09 You shouldn't take
00:31:11 Oh, really?
00:31:14 Should I suck your cock now?
00:31:18 You must be tired.
00:31:46 What's your real name?
00:31:50 Kat.
00:31:53 Katerina.
00:31:55 (SIGHS)
00:31:58 Katerina Debrofkowitz.
00:32:02 Kat. Kat. Kat.
00:32:06 (LAUGHING)
00:32:12 Well, why do you lie?
00:32:15 I'm good at it.
00:32:18 What else are you good at?
00:32:22 Get guys off pretty good.
00:32:25 What else?
00:32:30 I used to get A's in English.
00:32:34 English? Like a writer?
00:32:39 Mrs. Shaw thought I was pretty good.
00:32:41 you know, 4 years ago.
00:32:45 You should be
00:32:49 Yeah, Lois Lane.
00:32:57 So, well,
00:33:01 did you lie about other stuff,
00:33:07 like being Captain Industry's girlfriend
00:33:13 Sort of.
00:33:17 It's all up a hill, like a mountain,
00:33:22 and then it starts smelling like shit.
00:33:24 Which I think is the stables,
00:33:31 I was blindfolded.
00:33:33 Huh.
00:33:36 He lives way out
00:33:54 It's okay. It's okay.
00:33:57 That's it.
00:34:04 What do I do?
00:34:07 (RADIO STATIC)
00:34:09 DOONEY: He's the nice man that
00:34:13 (SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)
00:34:17 Come on, be a good girl.
00:34:19 It's going to be over
00:34:22 Come on. Hey. Hey.
00:34:27 Hey, do you want some of this?
00:34:32 It'll give you some courage.
00:34:36 Okay. You'll be all right.
00:34:42 (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
00:35:11 Dooney.
00:35:13 You want to know where
00:35:15 Remember him?
00:35:18 Well, you better, 'cause he's
00:35:22 Where is he?
00:35:23 Well, he's usually
00:35:26 especially since the wife grew
00:35:29 Grapes?
00:35:31 It's in the 'hood.
00:35:34 Grapes. Grew grapes.
00:36:03 (LAUGHS)
00:36:11 (GIGGLES)
00:36:18 Come on, little friend.
00:36:20 Arthur, they're going to sting you.
00:36:22 They're sleepy.
00:36:24 (SCOFFS)
00:36:25 "Sleepy" means "pissed off".
00:36:28 Oh, God, I can't watch.
00:36:31 (BOTH EXCLAIM)
00:36:53 I'm not kidding around.
00:36:58 I'm serious.
00:37:08 You're going to jail.
00:37:28 (EXCLAIMS)
00:37:32 (GROANS)
00:37:36 Who's there?
00:38:07 Oh, shit.
00:38:10 Oh, yeah, here we go.
00:38:16 Hey, listen. I think I can...
00:38:22 I'm listening.
00:38:24 That's good.
00:38:29 (STAMMERING)
00:38:35 But you know what else you got?
00:38:43 Where's Captain Industry?
00:38:45 Fuck, man.
00:38:48 (SCREAMING)
00:38:52 What's that? Lime...
00:38:55 Come on! Please,
00:38:59 (SCREAMS IN PAIN)
00:39:01 (SCREAMING)
00:39:05 Shit! I don't know anything about
00:39:12 Just listen, this Captain Industry
00:39:14 You know what? You're sick, man.
00:39:17 You know that?
00:39:18 There's no Captain Industry.
00:39:24 What... Somewhere near
00:39:28 Somewhere near the smell of poo.
00:39:33 Hey, retard.
00:39:37 Look at me.
00:39:40 You're a dead man.
00:39:44 Oh, come on.
00:39:45 (SCREAMING)
00:39:52 (SOBS)
00:39:56 DOONEY: Fuck!
00:39:59 DOONEY:
00:40:12 (GRUNTS)
00:40:37 (WOMAN LAUGHING)
00:40:40 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
00:41:04 ...extra large...
00:41:12 double cheese, double cheese
00:41:17 Wow, Arthur, you really got
00:41:19 I saw him, Kat.
00:41:24 And he's really fat.
00:41:27 Yeah, that's him. Crime of the century.
00:41:33 Come on. Let's clean you up.
00:41:37 KAT:
00:41:42 Why do you smoke bling?
00:41:46 Such a nice person.
00:41:48 I don't know how nice I am.
00:41:50 Nice to me.
00:41:52 Well, you're paying me, right?
00:41:55 You don't have to be nice.
00:41:58 Don't put all this shit on me, all right?
00:42:03 Who are you, then?
00:42:06 I'm just a girl trying
00:42:10 Money helps you
00:42:13 Forget what?
00:42:16 Stop with the questions,
00:42:20 Well, why do you
00:42:24 Why do you dress up
00:42:28 Um...
00:42:30 'Cause superheroes aren't stupid.
00:42:34 They're not afraid.
00:42:36 And when I'm Defendor,
00:42:41 I'm a million times
00:42:44 Well, when I smoke that stuff,
00:42:50 I'm not me, either.
00:42:55 Yeah, but you should want to be
00:43:04 (LAUGHS)
00:43:07 I don't need anybody's help.
00:43:10 Everybody needs help.
00:43:15 (IN A ROUGH VOICE)
00:43:18 (BOTH LAUGH)
00:43:20 Good.
00:43:23 Hold your face still.
00:43:28 Don't move.
00:43:31 RADIO HOST: Last week a teenage kid
00:43:36 He was 15 years old.
00:43:38 Where did he get it?
00:43:41 It turns out,
00:43:43 And surprise, surprise,
00:43:47 Please, somebody, anybody,
00:43:51 if you think
00:43:52 on how to stop
00:43:55 I want to hear from you.
00:43:58 MAN: Yeah, you keep
00:44:00 with the drugs and the guns...
00:44:01 RADIO HOST:
00:44:02 MAN:
00:44:04 RADIO HOST:
00:44:28 Now I can't see my kid next week
00:44:30 because my car has got a flat tire.
00:44:33 Is that right?
00:44:35 Whores in the back.
00:44:37 KRISTIC:
00:44:54 The cargo's left Odessa.
00:45:01 The guns and the girls.
00:45:06 Sometimes some of the girls,
00:45:10 It's sad.
00:45:13 But the guns? No problem.
00:45:20 North, south, east, and west.
00:45:25 Everything will be ours.
00:45:29 Easy.
00:45:30 But first, we must throw
00:45:35 This is the most important thing.
00:45:37 (SHATTERS)
00:45:40 Go! Go!
00:45:44 Go!
00:46:18 You go that way, and I'll go this way.
00:46:20 Right.
00:46:22 (DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
00:47:15 The guy's a fucking
00:47:18 Guys, the retard is
00:47:24 Is this the same retard
00:47:27 Yeah. That's right. 'Cause he's
00:47:34 You're a man, yes?
00:47:37 Hold on. Hold on.
00:47:41 (LAUGHS)
00:47:48 Please. Kill this fly.
00:48:03 ARTHUR:
00:48:05 Have mercy.
00:48:07 There'll be time for questions later.
00:48:12 Arthur Poppington.
00:48:15 Use my other name, okay?
00:48:19 Just call me Defendor.
00:48:24 This one, they ordered pizza.
00:48:27 This night, they ordered
00:48:30 This one, Chinese food.
00:48:34 This one is from the clubhouse,
00:48:39 And then, I recorded this one.
00:48:45 KRISTIC:
00:48:50 Everything will be ours. Easy.
00:48:54 There. There.
00:48:58 What are you talking about?
00:49:01 And you can't just go around
00:49:03 It's got to be corroborated.
00:49:05 Colob...
00:49:08 Corroborated. Verified. Proven.
00:49:11 Maybe if you got a better angle
00:49:14 A better angle.
00:49:17 Look, now you're meddling
00:49:20 You're going to
00:49:22 You know, do you
00:49:24 'Cause finger painting's
00:49:30 (DOOR CLOSES)
00:49:33 Where the hell were you?
00:49:37 Ew! Gross.
00:49:40 Sorry. We need more tapes, Kat.
00:49:43 Captain Industry was there,
00:49:51 Can we get
00:49:52 All right, I heard you
00:49:53 I'm going.
00:49:59 1, 2...
00:50:00 Yeah, I know.
00:50:09 Who the fuck are you?
00:50:11 Fuck you!
00:50:28 Arthur?
00:50:33 Paul. What are
00:50:35 What am I...
00:50:38 And what about that girl?
00:50:44 The little floozy who just left here.
00:50:46 A girl just left here?
00:50:47 Never mind.
00:50:51 I... I don't have anywhere else
00:50:54 What about the rooming house?
00:50:57 Um, I got into a fight.
00:51:00 Again? Jesus Christ.
00:51:02 That's why I didn't want to say.
00:51:05 You know, it's just when you
00:51:06 without telling me.
00:51:08 You know, you could have
00:51:09 At least until we find
00:51:14 I don't want to stay
00:51:16 Well, you can't just
00:51:18 I mean, I can get
00:51:20 if someone finds out about this.
00:51:21 And the hooker?
00:51:23 You have a
00:51:25 You know, I am so close
00:51:26 She's not a hooker!
00:51:36 You're an adult. You make
00:51:42 You coming back to work soon?
00:51:45 Yeah.
00:51:49 Here.
00:51:52 Here. I want you to have this.
00:51:55 I'll get myself a new one.
00:51:58 That right there is
00:52:00 You press that button,
00:52:03 You know, if anything comes up,
00:52:04 or anything happens here,
00:52:07 And don't worry about
00:52:09 I got that
00:52:12 Okay. All right, guy.
00:52:18 Yeah.
00:52:21 Okay, buddy.
00:52:22 DR. PARK:
00:52:25 Why do you think that is?
00:52:28 I don't know.
00:52:30 I have a theory.
00:52:31 Theory of gravity.
00:52:36 Yes, but this is a different theory.
00:52:40 It's a theory of why
00:52:44 No. People tease me a lot.
00:52:48 Especially since Henry died.
00:52:51 That must have been very painful.
00:52:54 Children can be very cruel sometimes.
00:52:57 Adults are the worst.
00:53:00 You're probably right about that.
00:53:02 But do you want to hear my theory?
00:53:07 You're honest.
00:53:09 I lie sometimes.
00:53:12 Yes, but mostly you're kind
00:53:17 You're a good person.
00:53:20 (LAUGHS)
00:53:21 Which is why I don't understand,
00:53:24 why did you assault Mr. Debrofkowitz?
00:53:33 I was really mad.
00:53:37 We need to get more tapes.
00:53:39 Yes, I know. There's places up here.
00:53:51 Kat, what's the matter?
00:53:55 Who is it?
00:53:58 My father.
00:54:01 I didn't know you had a father.
00:54:03 Everyone has a father,
00:54:06 I don't.
00:54:07 You just never met him,
00:54:12 Okay.
00:54:15 Kat, what about
00:54:17 Okay. I heard you for the umpteenth,
00:54:21 Oh.
00:54:30 (DOOR OPENS)
00:54:39 Here you go, Champ.
00:54:48 What?
00:54:49 What's with the face?
00:54:52 to find VHS these days?
00:54:54 Look, this whole box cost me 3 bucks.
00:54:59 Look, you take some tape,
00:55:04 Look, record right over that shit,
00:55:18 I thought you said you stopped.
00:55:19 Did I? I thought you said that.
00:55:22 Listen, we've got to talk about
00:55:26 I have a check.
00:55:28 No money, no honey, right?
00:55:31 Well, you spend all
00:55:37 Yeah, and...?
00:55:40 Well, you should spend it
00:55:44 Well, guess what?
00:55:46 and you're not
00:55:48 So go jack off to some other
00:55:57 I'm trying to help you.
00:55:59 Go fuck yourself!
00:56:03 Shit! Go fuck yourself, hero boy!
00:56:15 Donkey. D-O-N-K-Y.
00:56:24 I should warn you.
00:56:37 (GROANING)
00:56:38 DOONEY:
00:56:43 (GROANS IN PAIN)
00:56:51 (DOONEY LAUGHING)
00:57:16 (SOFTLY) You're in way over your head.
00:57:24 I said stay down!
00:57:26 (GRUNTS)
00:57:38 Here. Hold this.
00:57:50 (GROANING)
00:58:05 Be a man!
00:58:08 What was that?
00:58:11 Guns are for cowards.
00:58:14 Hold this, too.
00:58:16 (DIALING)
00:58:18 (PHONE RINGING)
00:58:20 PAUL: Arthur?
00:58:22 before my backup arrives.
00:58:24 Where are you? Arthur?
00:58:31 Arthur! Arthur!
00:58:35 Arthur? Arthur!
00:59:10 Where's Arthur?
00:59:12 Hey! Where is he?
00:59:14 Uh, what? Where is he?
00:59:17 Is he okay?
00:59:19 Listen, girl,
00:59:20 but if you have any idea where he is,
00:59:23 Um... He went
00:59:26 A what?
00:59:28 A movie.
00:59:29 You're gonna show me.
00:59:30 Let's go.
00:59:37 KAT:
00:59:46 DR. PARK:
00:59:48 Scared? No.
00:59:51 You could have died.
00:59:55 Sometimes when I get really hurt,
01:00:00 Oh, can you
01:00:04 In my mind, I go to a nice place.
01:00:08 And I stay there until
01:00:24 Well, you like them, eh?
01:00:28 What's that one say?
01:00:30 G-I...
01:00:33 Joe, dummy, G.I. Joe!
01:00:38 It's time you learned to read.
01:00:49 PAUL:
01:00:52 I'm his friend, all right?
01:00:53 You know what?
01:00:56 If he...
01:00:59 If he survives this, I want you
01:01:02 You got it?
01:01:05 He's going to be okay.
01:01:07 He was shot several times
01:01:09 Like a small paint ball.
01:01:13 He's a mess across the board, but
01:01:45 Hey.
01:01:50 You keep getting shit-kicked.
01:01:53 You got to not do that.
01:01:56 What kind of superhero
01:02:06 (SIGHING)
01:02:08 Remember when you
01:02:13 I think I'm good at running away.
01:02:19 So I'm going to leave you alone now.
01:02:28 This whole Captain Industry thing,
01:02:31 it's too big for us.
01:02:34 We should leave it for the cops.
01:02:40 I mean, there are lots of
01:02:49 You want to get your ya-yas out,
01:02:53 He macks on kids, you know.
01:02:57 He macked on me.
01:03:05 (UNZIPS BAG)
01:03:24 Just get better.
01:03:39 (PHONE RINGING)
01:03:41 KRISTIC: Yeah?
01:03:43 Retard's alive,
01:03:46 Yeah, I understand.
01:03:50 You take care of the rest,
01:03:52 All right.
01:03:58 Hey. Give me your MP-5.
01:04:11 Knock-knock.
01:04:14 Simulated ammunition.
01:04:18 Hi, there. There's been some
01:04:36 Here. The fly's room number.
01:04:40 Finish him.
01:04:43 Finish him!
01:05:21 (SCOFFS)
01:05:38 He was a bad man.
01:05:43 Yes, but...
01:05:44 He wanted to be punished.
01:05:45 His... His eyes told me.
01:05:53 I was helping him to feel bad,
01:05:57 so that he could feel bad
01:06:06 He knew he was garbage.
01:06:10 I... I barely
01:06:15 You don't... You don't think
01:06:17 No, I do.
01:06:20 Captain Industry should be
01:06:25 Arthur, why is it so important
01:06:27 that you capture Captain Industry?
01:06:33 He killed my mother.
01:06:45 When will I see Mommy again?
01:06:48 You won't. How many times
01:06:52 Could you hold that still, please,
01:06:56 Why?
01:06:59 Drugs.
01:07:01 The drugs did her in.
01:07:02 I hate the drugs.
01:07:05 Hate the pushers, kid.
01:07:10 Who are the pushers?
01:07:12 The scum whose
01:07:17 Captains of Industry.
01:07:25 Captain Industry gave her drugs
01:07:32 As long as he is free,
01:07:44 JERRY: Your Honor, Mr. Poppington
01:07:48 JUDGE:
01:07:52 He won't say, Your Honor.
01:07:56 Do you intend to
01:07:57 Mr. Poppington of
01:08:02 He deserved it.
01:08:04 JUDGE: That sounds like an
01:08:05 I do think, Your Honor,
01:08:07 a question of intellectual
01:08:09 JUDGE: You stuck Mr. Debrofkowitz
01:08:13 Inventive. Do you know why
01:08:16 He wanted to go...
01:08:17 JUDGE:
01:08:21 He...
01:08:26 (FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
01:08:29 He wanted to go in there.
01:08:32 He wanted to go
01:08:36 Your Honor,
01:08:39 I've known this man for 5 years.
01:08:42 He worked for me.
01:08:44 He's just... He's a little slow.
01:08:46 He's not quite all there upstairs.
01:08:49 And, sir, what
01:08:50 Paul. Paul Carter.
01:08:53 "Not quite all there upstairs."
01:08:57 PAUL: No, sir.
01:08:59 No. I'm a foreman for the city's
01:09:03 Local 873. I'm his friend.
01:09:05 Well, imagine if we
01:09:07 God, he thinks
01:09:10 That's why he's all
01:09:13 He dresses up in tights and
01:09:15 with a big "D" on
01:09:19 No. Capes are for flying.
01:09:24 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
01:09:26 Mr. Poppington,
01:09:28 until you have undergone
01:09:32 Do you understand
01:09:34 No, he doesn't.
01:09:35 I'd like to follow this one, counselors,
01:09:38 Yeah, I have no problem
01:09:41 Next.
01:10:00 Mr. Carter. Hi.
01:10:06 Look, I was really touched
01:10:08 and I was wondering
01:10:10 Maybe help me
01:10:12 No. I've already
01:10:13 No, Mr. Carter, listen.
01:10:16 sway public opinion
01:10:24 Damn idiot!
01:10:32 I'm sorry,
01:10:34 Let's go.
01:10:45 RADIO HOST: The question is, this guy,
01:10:51 You know what I say?
01:10:54 maybe it's time for a desperado
01:10:59 All right. The switchboard's lighting up,
01:11:02 First caller, you're on the air.
01:11:04 MAN 1: I love this guy.
01:11:06 stepping up and
01:11:08 RADIO HOST: Okay. So you're with me.
01:11:12 Defendor, yea or nay?
01:11:15 MAN 2: Yea. Totally.
01:11:17 to do what he's doing,
01:11:19 But I love him,
01:11:58 DR. PARK: All right, Arthur.
01:12:01 2+2, 4+4, 6+6.
01:12:04 Anything else you think
01:12:08 Mmm...
01:12:11 No.
01:12:14 Thank you for being honest
01:12:17 You're welcome.
01:12:21 Okay.
01:12:26 Doctor? When I put Kat's
01:12:32 Was that wrong?
01:12:34 There are probably better ways
01:12:38 So it was wrong?
01:12:43 I'm not sure, Arthur.
01:13:07 FAS, ADD, depression,
01:13:11 unable to anticipate consequences,
01:13:15 socially immature.
01:13:18 Sounds like me.
01:13:22 I can't put him on the street, Ellen.
01:13:24 What?
01:13:26 Judge, Arthur has been ostracized
01:13:29 This... This persona,
01:13:32 is a way
01:13:34 He can be a perfectly
01:13:36 He needs guidance.
01:13:39 Captain's whole
01:13:43 Find a way, Judge.
01:13:46 Find a way to keep him out of jail.
01:13:58 JUDGE: Arthur, would you
01:14:02 Now, Arthur, this judgment
01:14:04 by all parties and Mr. Carter,
01:14:06 who has very thoughtfully agreed
01:14:09 And from this day forth, you will
01:14:14 More importantly,
01:14:16 all acts of vigilantism.
01:14:18 And you are forbidden
01:14:20 of the Defendor, his likeness...
01:14:22 No! No!
01:14:24 No!
01:14:25 Come on.
01:14:27 (TASER BUZZING)
01:14:30 JUDGE: Mr. Carter, I have serious
01:14:33 Your Honor, please,
01:14:36 (BREATHING RAPIDLY)
01:14:38 Where do I get one of those
01:14:41 Arthur, it's over.
01:14:43 Defendor's over.
01:14:45 But I didn't do anything.
01:14:47 Some guys got hurt.
01:14:53 If you don't come home with me,
01:14:55 You want that?
01:14:58 Come home with me.
01:15:06 (SOBBING)
01:15:32 Up against the wall.
01:15:36 Don't make me tell you again!
01:15:39 Everything out of
01:15:41 What have you
01:15:42 GIRL:
01:15:43 All right, go, go. Go!
01:15:57 KAT:
01:16:01 Oh, well, well.
01:16:05 So where have you been?
01:16:07 Nowhere.
01:16:09 I want to come back.
01:16:11 Now why should I take you back?
01:16:14 After what your friend did to me.
01:16:16 He's not my friend.
01:16:19 He's not your friend?
01:16:23 Not your friend. He stuffed
01:16:27 Where is he?
01:16:31 I don't know.
01:16:38 I still don't know.
01:16:46 Get in.
01:16:50 Just like old times. Huh?
01:16:58 We could always
01:17:01 No. No. Let's not
01:17:05 flashing neon
01:17:08 We have to be on
01:17:13 Then, when the
01:17:16 then we will swat the fly
01:17:21 1 week. Dooney's right.
01:17:34 Heads up, superhero.
01:18:04 You don't say anything any more, Arthur.
01:18:11 Are you sad because
01:18:18 Is it because you can't be a
01:18:24 Are you ever going
01:18:28 WENDY: Jack, honey, come on in
01:18:34 (SIGHS)
01:18:38 Well, if you change your mind,
01:18:40 you can at least talk to me, okay?
01:19:00 (THUNDERING)
01:19:02 It's raining out, Arthur.
01:19:09 (SIGHS)
01:19:13 It's a poncho.
01:19:17 I want you to sleep indoors tonight.
01:19:22 And I'm not asking you, Arthur.
01:19:43 Do you remember when
01:19:48 I'll never forget
01:19:50 (TIRES SCREECH)
01:19:54 You were just a regular guy
01:20:02 You don't need a costume.
01:20:05 Ordinary people, they do
01:20:11 You're always going to be that hero,
01:20:31 Keep back, Jose,
01:20:34 What's my name? Glad you asked.
01:20:39 Defendor.
01:20:48 No.
01:20:50 I'm Defendor.
01:20:52 (IMITATING FIGHTING NOISES)
01:21:26 It's just for a few more days,
01:21:27 and then you'll be back to work.
01:21:29 And it'll be business as usual, okay?
01:21:33 Oh, joy. I can't wait.
01:21:36 You hungry?
01:21:40 No?
01:21:42 Not hungry, huh?
01:21:45 I'll just put it up here.
01:21:49 All right.
01:21:54 Let's make love then.
01:22:01 Okay. Untie me.
01:22:07 I kind of... I kind of like you
01:22:10 being tied up like a little pig.
01:22:13 It pays to be nice sometimes.
01:22:19 Make myself pretty.
01:22:32 Okay, I like that.
01:22:35 Okay. You're a pretty pig.
01:22:42 (GROANS)
01:22:49 See?
01:22:51 Nothing wrong with a little romance.
01:23:08 Oink, oink, motherfucker.
01:23:10 (GUNSHOT)
01:23:11 (DOONEY SCREAMING)
01:23:14 (EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
01:23:16 Arthur! Oh, my God!
01:23:24 I was coming to rescue you.
01:23:26 I shot him, Arthur!
01:23:30 (DOONEY SCREAMING)
01:23:34 Good girl.
01:23:44 How did you know?
01:23:46 "Container in 3 weeks."
01:23:50 Half-moon, then no moon, plus one
01:23:55 Full moon equals 3 weeks.
01:24:01 What the fuck are you...
01:24:04 I'm going to capture
01:24:07 Arthur, excuse me.
01:24:12 Guns don't hurt me.
01:24:14 Really? So... So,
01:24:17 shoot you right now
01:24:23 I lied, Arthur.
01:24:26 Radovan Kristic is
01:24:30 Not even close.
01:24:34 I thought you had
01:24:36 in hell of doing
01:24:38 Because I wanted
01:24:40 It was convenient for
01:24:45 It's time for justice.
01:24:48 (COCKS GUN)
01:24:51 You don't think I can do it?
01:24:58 Bullets don't hurt me.
01:25:02 Squeeze the trigger.
01:25:05 They just bounce off.
01:25:30 Here. You have 5 shots.
01:25:36 (STAMMERING)
01:25:38 Arthur, shut up!
01:25:40 I don't like... I'm not letting you
01:26:00 (SNIFFLING)
01:26:22 FAIRBANKS:
01:26:23 Right now, a shipment
01:26:28 Captain Industry will be there.
01:26:32 Although he got shot in the balls,
01:26:37 I'm going to get them,
01:26:44 Damn it!
01:26:45 You know what I'm
01:26:47 I'm going to get you a muffin and
01:26:50 Why don't you just hold your
01:26:52 Hey, can I get a muffin and
01:27:04 Mike, I need you
01:27:07 to meet me in the parking
01:27:08 We got to check something out.
01:27:10 All right, and, Mike,
01:27:13 Do you follow?
01:27:15 Hey, Defendor, I think...
01:27:31 Oh, God, what have I done?
01:27:56 En garde, gentlemen.
01:28:36 Release swarm.
01:28:43 Ow!
01:28:44 Fuck!
01:28:46 Fuck! Fuck!
01:28:59 BIKER:
01:29:05 Come on, Bob!
01:29:14 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
01:29:22 At last,
01:29:26 the fly.
01:29:32 Guns are for...
01:29:33 (SILENCED GUNSHOT)
01:29:58 You killed my mother.
01:30:02 Her name was Fay.
01:30:05 Fay?
01:30:08 Well, God forgives me.
01:30:12 Goodbye, fly.
01:30:25 What was the last name?
01:30:31 (STAMMERING)
01:30:32 What?
01:30:33 Trench club.
01:30:39 (GRUNTS)
01:30:53 (SIRENS APPROACHING)
01:31:01 (CAR ENGINE STARTS)
01:31:06 (KAT CRYING)
01:31:12 (OVER BULLHORN) This is Captain Fairbanks
01:31:17 (AUTOMATIC GUNSHOTS)
01:31:21 Guns are for cowards.
01:31:25 I know. I know they are.
01:31:28 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)
01:31:37 Don't do drugs.
01:31:39 I'm not going to. I promise.
01:31:42 And get a job.
01:31:44 (STAMMERING)
01:31:46 I'll get a real job.
01:31:49 You're just...
01:31:52 Typewriter.
01:31:53 Yeah, and be Lois Lane. I know.
01:31:55 I'm going to try really, really hard.
01:32:04 I love you, Kat.
01:32:06 I love you, too.
01:32:10 Moon...
01:32:11 What? What are you saying?
01:32:17 I'll see you on the moon.
01:32:22 Okay. I'll see you on the moon.
01:32:25 (CRYING)
01:32:30 Subtitles: Arigon
01:32:55 RADIO HOST:
01:32:57 MAN 1: Finally, someone comes along
01:32:59 RADIO HOST:
01:33:02 MAN 1: Right. Exactly.
01:33:04 of like 80 or something, right?
01:33:06 WOMAN 1: We're having a special service
01:33:09 MAN 2:
01:33:10 WOMAN 2: It's classic.
01:33:12 MAN 3:
01:33:14 GIRL 1:
01:33:16 If he had a vest,
01:33:18 RADIO HOST: It's always nice to
01:33:21 Next caller. Go ahead.
01:33:22 MAN 4: What does it say about us
01:33:25 really should be admitted?
01:33:26 MAN 5: I'm not taking anything
01:33:29 but I wouldn't be surprised...
01:33:31 RADIO HOST:
01:33:33 WOMAN 4: I'm sort of at a loss
01:33:57 (TYPEWRITER CLACKING)
01:33:59 (HELP, I'M ALIVE PLAYING)
01:34:07 * They're gonna eat me alive
01:34:15 * If I stumble
01:34:24 (BEE BUZZING) * Can you hear my heart
01:34:29 * Beating like a hammer
01:34:33 * Help, I'm alive
01:34:35 * My heart keeps beating
01:34:40 * Hard to be soft
01:34:43 * Tough to be tender
01:34:48 * Come take my pulse
01:34:50 * The pace is
01:34:55 * Help, I'm alive
01:34:57 * My heart keeps beating
01:35:03 * Beating like a hammer
01:35:07 * Beating like a hammer
01:35:11 * Beating like a hammer
01:35:17 * If you're still alive
01:35:21 * My regrets are few
01:35:25 * If my life is mine
01:35:30 * What shouldn't I do?
01:35:33 * I get wherever I'm going
01:35:37 * I get whatever I need
01:35:42 * While my blood's
01:35:45 * And my heart still beats
01:35:48 * Beating like a hammer
01:35:51 * Beating like a hammer
01:35:55 * Help, I'm alive
01:35:57 * My heart keeps beating
01:36:02 * Hard to be soft
01:36:05 * Tough to be tender
01:36:10 * Come take my pulse
01:36:12 * The pace is on
01:36:18 * Help, I'm alive
01:36:19 * My heart keeps beating
01:36:25 * Beating like a hammer
01:36:29 * Beating like a hammer
01:36:33 * Beating like a hammer
01:36:39 * If you're still alive
01:36:43 * My regrets are few
01:36:47 * If my life is mine
01:36:52 * What shouldn't I do?
01:36:55 * I get wherever I'm going
01:36:59 * I get whatever I need
01:37:04 * While my blood's
01:37:08 * And my heart still beats
01:37:10 * Beating like a hammer
01:37:13 * Beating like a hammer
01:37:17 * Beating like a hammer
01:37:21 * Beating like a hammer
01:37:32 * I tremble
01:37:40 * They're gonna eat me alive
01:37:48 * If I stumble
01:37:56 * They're gonna eat me alive
01:38:05 * Can you hear my heart
01:38:10 * Beating like a hammer
01:38:14 * Beating like a hammer
01:38:18 * Beating like a hammer
01:38:22 * Help, I'm alive
01:38:24 * Help, I'm alive