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00:03:08 Hey, Les.
00:03:09 - Hey, Ricco. What've we got?
00:03:11 - Is Jace with her?
00:03:15 Hey, what's going on in there?
00:03:18 Get the fuck out of here, kid.
00:03:21 Alright guys, forget it.
00:03:23 She's not coming out. Okay?
00:03:24 Come on, Mitchell, one shot.
00:03:25 No. Now I need
00:03:26 you all to step back at least
00:03:29 Okay? Please. Thank you.
00:03:32 You're in my spot, man!
00:03:35 Yeah? I don't see
00:03:37 Hey, man.
00:03:40 Get your hands off me,
00:03:42 Rule number one... the bigger
00:03:46 - Yeah. He's got a big ass!
00:03:48 - I'm a licensed professional too.
00:03:51 He ain't worth it.
00:03:54 I can't believe
00:03:56 Welcome to my world, kid.
00:03:58 - I want a coffee. who wants coffee?
00:04:01 I could use a coffee.
00:04:03 Who's going?
00:04:05 I'll go.
00:04:06 - Yeah, send the kid.
00:04:08 Yeah, I could get coffee.
00:04:10 You want coffee?
00:04:11 - Get three regulars. Alright?
00:04:16 You better
00:04:18 I'm coming right back.
00:04:20 One, two three.
00:04:23 - Light and sweet.
00:04:26 Great idea, send
00:04:30 Careful.
00:04:31 How did they even know
00:04:33 I'd never do such a thing, Miss
00:04:37 I've got something to tell you, man.
00:04:41 My personal apologies, sir.
00:04:43 I'm just saying, it was like
00:04:46 Hold on a second.
00:04:49 Hey. I don't want them taking
00:04:53 You know, I can do things.
00:04:54 I could work for free.
00:04:57 Hey you, do me a favor.
00:05:01 Are they looking?
00:05:03 Yeah, they're looking.
00:05:04 - We can't do it.
00:05:06 Back up.
00:05:08 - Ten feet.
00:05:10 I lost my shades.
00:05:12 - Let me have yours.
00:05:14 Come on.
00:05:17 Everyone knows
00:05:22 Or sometimes known as
00:05:23 Instant K'harma.
00:05:27 - Don't say that.
00:05:30 How about now?
00:05:31 Are they looking?
00:05:32 Hold it. Hold it.
00:05:34 - Ok, come on. You can go.
00:05:39 Thanks.
00:05:40 K'harma?
00:05:41 Go, go, go, go!
00:05:42 Go!
00:05:47 What the fuck is wrong with you?!
00:05:49 Fuck!
00:06:18 Hey.
00:06:19 - What the fuck are you doing, man!
00:06:22 Don't fuckin' sneak up on me
00:06:26 No. Do you remember me?
00:06:30 - I got coffee for you guys.
00:06:32 There was change left.
00:06:33 to think I was stiffing you
00:06:37 Jesus. Just keep it.
00:06:39 Keep it? Thanks. Thanks, man.
00:06:43 It's going to help.
00:06:47 Hey, do you think
00:06:49 What?
00:06:50 I'm fuckin' freezing, man.
00:06:53 I'll be out in the morning.
00:06:55 Just on your floor or something?
00:06:58 What am I, a fuckin' hotel?
00:07:01 No.
00:07:03 Go to a flophouse. Find yourself
00:07:06 What the fuck you want from me?
00:07:09 Please.
00:07:15 Hey man, I really
00:07:18 It's a nice spot.
00:07:23 - Are you gay?
00:07:26 Look, I don't give a shit.
00:07:28 coming over and I don't want
00:07:30 No, I'm not gay.
00:07:32 Whatever. I go with
00:07:35 Otherwise you snap
00:07:37 - You know what I'm saying?
00:07:46 - It ain't the Ramada Inn. Okay?
00:07:56 What'd you say your name was?
00:07:57 Toby.
00:08:01 These are nice pictures.
00:08:03 Nice? They're fuckin' great.
00:08:05 I got that from 75 feet away.
00:08:08 That guy's like a musical genius.
00:08:12 then I switched to color before he
00:08:14 How many shots you see
00:08:17 That's a rarity.
00:08:18 Cool.
00:08:22 Hey! Don't touch that, man.
00:08:24 That's a collector's item.
00:08:27 I'm sorry.
00:08:29 Sorry.
00:08:32 That's your covers.
00:08:36 This is perfect, man.
00:08:40 What're you, homeless or what?
00:08:42 I'm moving around right now.
00:08:45 Think I could be an actor.
00:08:48 Well, Toby,
00:08:51 - I can say to you right now...
00:08:53 Don't touch anything.
00:08:56 - Buenos noches.
00:09:43 Hey! what are you doing?
00:09:46 Hey, man.
00:09:51 I fixed your bike.
00:09:55 Why's it so hot in here?
00:09:56 I got your radiator working.
00:10:01 It was painted shut. It was kind
00:10:04 And I took a shower.
00:10:06 I unclogged your drain.
00:10:09 What the fuck
00:10:11 What?
00:10:13 You think I'm going
00:10:15 No, man, I'm just
00:10:19 I'm going to get out of here.
00:10:22 - See you.
00:10:27 I was wondering do you ever need
00:10:32 Nope.
00:10:35 You wouldn't have to pay me it would
00:10:44 Well, what is it?
00:10:45 What's what?
00:10:47 Is it for free or is it whatever?
00:10:50 Free.
00:10:52 Totally for free, man.
00:10:55 This room is off limits
00:10:58 - Alright?
00:10:59 Rule number one...
00:11:00 no looky, no touchy.
00:11:02 This is the nerve center
00:11:04 and I don't want you screwing it up
00:11:05 by playing solitaire
00:11:07 No problem.
00:11:12 "Go with The Flow." That's
00:11:15 Yeah. Get in here.
00:11:17 Here's your first job.
00:11:19 Clean out this closet. Alright?
00:11:22 Half this stuff I don't even use
00:11:27 I can just take a shot, e-mail it
00:11:30 Ever hear that,
00:11:32 That's Eminem, right?
00:11:34 Eminem. what the fuck
00:11:37 It's a famous saying.
00:11:39 That's what I'm aiming for.
00:11:40 Yeah. So, you going
00:11:46 This is a collector's item.
00:11:48 My old man gave this to me.
00:11:51 I happen to be very close to him.
00:11:53 What about this?
00:11:56 No. That' my book.
00:11:58 Starting next week
00:11:59 I'm going to take this
00:12:01 Get that high-end work:
00:12:02 Nike, Ralph Lauren...
00:12:06 So you're not going to be
00:12:08 I told you, I'm not a paparazzi.
00:12:11 - Okay.
00:12:13 they're are players and they're
00:12:17 I got nothing
00:12:19 Without them this whole
00:12:21 like a fuckin' house of cards.
00:12:23 - Who buys the pictures?
00:12:26 No, I'm asking you
00:12:31 - Oh, the magazines buy the pictures.
00:12:33 Who buys the magazines?
00:12:34 People. Why? To see the Stars.
00:12:37 Magazines get rich,
00:12:40 All because I get a shot
00:12:43 You got a picture of that?
00:12:45 No.
00:12:46 I almost did though, except
00:12:51 Fuckin' asshole.
00:12:53 You know what I did get?
00:12:54 I got a shot of
00:12:57 Wow! Goldie Hawn.
00:12:59 Yeah. Very classy lady...
00:13:01 and still sexy as shit I might add.
00:13:03 Yeah, I want her autograph.
00:13:05 Autographs are for peons.
00:13:07 Try it out. Get in.
00:13:14 - How's that feel?
00:13:15 - Comfortable?
00:13:21 - Yeah?
00:13:22 - Feels good, right?
00:13:26 Now you got your own private room.
00:13:27 Les, I don't know how to thank you.
00:13:29 - I really appreciate it.
00:13:32 We got work to do. Come on.
00:13:36 - Hey Trudy, it's Galantine.
00:13:38 I'm just confirming,
00:13:40 - Yeah.
00:13:50 I got all the gear in the back.
00:13:58 Get the camera out of the bag.
00:14:05 Alright, we take this bad boy
00:14:07 Put that in there.
00:14:11 Tailgate party.
00:14:13 Hey, that's not a toy.
00:14:16 Let me show you something.
00:14:17 Let's say I need to get into one
00:14:20 All I got to do is I put this on.
00:14:23 and I get to stroll right in
00:14:25 And I look like a real guest.
00:14:28 That's great.
00:14:30 All right.
00:14:32 Look, rule number one...
00:14:34 don't let anybody crowd me.
00:14:36 Use your elbows if you have to.
00:14:38 - All right.
00:14:41 Use your elbows.
00:14:43 Do it!
00:14:45 Just fuckin' do it!
00:14:47 Alright! Good.
00:14:50 - Yeah.
00:14:59 Get in there.
00:15:00 - Yo, Les. How you doing, man?
00:15:02 - I got your spot right here.
00:15:06 That's my assistant!
00:15:07 - Well, stay the fuck off my foot.
00:15:09 Del Toro, Sara Jessica's in the
00:15:12 Yeah. Diddy's in there too.
00:15:13 Oh, hey, check it out!
00:15:14 Chuck Sirloin!
00:15:18 What's up guys?
00:15:22 Eyes here!
00:15:23 Who's the arm candy?
00:15:25 Gang, I got to go to work.
00:15:28 Stick with The Beef.
00:15:32 Where you going?
00:15:36 Les Galantine. People Magazine.
00:15:38 - What list are you on?
00:15:41 - Right there. Plus one. Alright?
00:15:45 Listen, don't lose me.
00:15:48 Don't get distracted by all these
00:15:52 Help me spot people,
00:15:54 Like Lil Kim,
00:15:58 First chance you get find out
00:16:01 Cameron Diaz?
00:16:03 No! The gift bags.
00:16:06 You know, where they keep
00:16:08 Oh, the gift bags.
00:16:11 I don't see anybody out here.
00:16:14 VIP room. That's
00:16:16 Step back.
00:16:18 What up, dog?
00:16:19 How you doing, man? I'm sorry.
00:16:24 No, you're not.
00:16:26 Sweetheart, I know you're doing your
00:16:29 - Can you just take another look?
00:16:35 What's Feldman doing inside?
00:16:37 Anybody inside is on the list.
00:16:39 Hi, it's Megan.
00:16:41 Hey, it's Gabi.
00:16:45 Listen. has Jace come in yet?
00:16:48 Okay, because we're here. Yeah.
00:16:51 He's not here.
00:16:53 I don't care. Okay?
00:16:57 That shithead!
00:17:00 Give me my phone.
00:17:02 No. You are not going
00:17:05 - Listen to me.
00:17:07 The best thing for you to do
00:17:10 and you show everybody
00:17:11 how OK you really are.
00:17:15 E, Entertainment Tonight,
00:17:20 No Access Hollywood?
00:17:21 Yes, Access Hollywood at
00:17:26 Now, where's
00:17:30 See.
00:17:31 Look. will you just go get Trudy?
00:17:34 She's busy.
00:17:36 Step aside, please.
00:17:37 Everyone, please step aside.
00:17:39 Excuse me.
00:17:43 K'harma, this way please!
00:17:54 I see Trudy in there.
00:17:56 Can you just please
00:17:57 walk in, point
00:17:59 Are you fucking deaf?! You're not on
00:18:03 What don't I understand?
00:18:04 I don't understand why I have to
00:18:08 Get out!
00:18:09 Get your hands off me, man!
00:18:11 One scumfuck coming out!
00:18:15 Les, come on back.
00:18:18 You got yourself a lawsuit, pal!
00:18:20 Your thumb's not broken.
00:18:22 Call the cops,
00:18:26 - Where's my assistant?!
00:18:28 Get this fucker's name.
00:18:31 Alright, tough guy.
00:18:32 Sieg Heil, motherfucker,
00:18:34 Hey, get your fuckin' hands off me!
00:18:35 Get out of here.
00:18:37 Fuck! Dammit!
00:18:39 Les, I'm sorry.
00:18:40 A good assistant
00:18:43 I'm sorry.
00:18:45 - That guy just came...
00:18:50 - Goddammit! Give me the Palm.
00:18:53 The stylus just fell out.
00:18:56 - What's the?
00:18:59 Fuck. Just look for it.
00:19:02 It's the thin thing.
00:19:10 Did you get the Goody Bags?
00:19:11 Oh shit. No. I forgot.
00:19:15 What did I?!
00:19:17 You know what?
00:19:19 I don't know
00:19:22 What you busting my balls for?
00:19:24 I told you I got to stay
00:19:26 'Cause I got to take him to the
00:19:29 'Cause he's Chuck Sirloin,
00:19:32 He's getting an operation.
00:19:34 On his wang.
00:19:36 He's got a hook to the right in it
00:19:38 and he's getting it
00:19:39 I'm not lying.
00:19:41 He's very concerned about this, OK?
00:19:44 I'm going to be at 131 Lex.
00:19:47 Listen, Deedee,
00:19:50 It's a red fuckin' door!
00:19:55 We're getting that shot.
00:19:58 if we have to. You with me?
00:19:59 Yeah.
00:20:01 Beef, we're going
00:20:03 Coming to get you, Beef.
00:20:15 - There it is.
00:20:19 Listen, he comes out that door
00:20:22 And it's totally legal.
00:20:25 He's on a public sidewalk
00:20:26 to be sitting here with a camera.
00:20:28 Yeah, right.
00:20:30 Watch that door.
00:20:33 Watching the door.
00:20:35 Watching the door.
00:20:39 You like being an assistant?
00:20:42 It's kind of fun, right?
00:20:43 Yeah, I like it.
00:20:45 It's fun.
00:20:47 Alright.
00:20:49 Come on, you got to keep
00:20:51 Alright.
00:20:53 We're going to
00:21:11 Fuck!
00:21:16 Turn around.
00:21:17 - There he is!
00:21:19 All right, all right.
00:21:21 Come on.
00:21:23 I can't find the phone!
00:21:29 Get him up, get him up.
00:21:32 Move your ass!
00:21:34 Fuck!
00:21:37 Yo Beef!
00:21:48 Okay.
00:21:57 Yo, Beef, you want to turn around
00:22:01 Oh, sorry.
00:22:04 I just can't wait
00:22:08 Chuck Sirloin.
00:22:10 Alright, turn around.
00:22:13 Watch and learn.
00:22:17 - What's that thing?
00:22:20 Ok, there's the shots.
00:22:22 It's so good!
00:22:23 - Watch this.
00:22:26 There it is. The shot heard
00:22:28 - That shot is awesome, Les!
00:22:30 - It's so good.
00:22:32 I've got the laser eye.
00:22:34 - Yeah, you do.
00:22:36 It's also a curse,
00:22:38 because sometimes I see too much.
00:22:41 Yeah.
00:22:44 Cool.
00:22:45 Hey, don't touch anything!
00:22:48 - I was just wondering...
00:22:51 Take it easy.
00:22:53 Alright, we send it
00:22:55 to my friend Betsey
00:22:58 Send. There it goes.
00:23:00 What do we do now?
00:23:03 Now we sit and wait
00:23:05 Okay.
00:23:07 But for you, go get me coffee.
00:23:09 Okay.
00:23:21 It's impossible now because
00:23:25 - Housecleaning?
00:23:27 Finish, Byron.
00:23:28 Okay, that's it for the Today Show.
00:23:30 Vanity Fair's now confirmed
00:23:32 Great.
00:23:35 Music Awards.
00:23:36 Music Awards?
00:23:38 No.
00:23:39 Premiere a video.
00:23:41 No performance, just the video.
00:23:44 Oh my god,
00:23:47 No, but I'm working on it.
00:23:50 Well, increases all the way
00:23:57 I want to do a fragrance.
00:23:58 Oh, my God.
00:24:01 That is something I could
00:24:06 Something spicy.
00:24:08 It could be anything.
00:24:11 Or K'harmania. K'harmalicious.
00:24:13 Those are definitely
00:24:17 Oh, I have one more thing
00:24:20 I got an e-mail from your parents.
00:24:22 My parents?
00:24:24 Actually,
00:24:25 their attorney. I'm going to
00:24:29 "Blah, blah, blah, congratulations
00:24:35 ...however despite
00:24:36 your painful decision to separate
00:24:40 and we feel we have a moral
00:24:43 for the expense
00:24:51 Expense?
00:24:56 How much do they want?
00:25:00 Seven million.
00:25:09 Come on, The Star
00:25:13 Give me nine and it's yours.
00:25:17 Well, I got to have at least eight.
00:25:20 Alright, seven.
00:25:22 I'm going to come
00:25:25 I'm just kidding.
00:25:31 Seven hundred dollars!
00:25:34 Alright! Hey, you know what?
00:25:38 - Thanks, Les.
00:25:41 I'll going to take your headshots.
00:25:44 - Really?
00:25:46 I know some casting directors.
00:25:48 maybe get you some extra work.
00:25:50 Les, you're awesome.
00:25:52 Alright. Take it easy.
00:25:56 Thank you.
00:25:58 - You hungry?
00:26:00 Alright, here's the Plan.
00:26:01 We sack out for a few hours then
00:26:04 It's small potatoes for me
00:26:07 - Sounds like a plan.
00:26:08 Get in that private room, Private,
00:26:10 - and catch some Z's.
00:26:31 Hey, y'all. What's up?
00:26:33 I don't have to introduce myself
00:26:36 I'm Derek McFletcher. I play
00:26:39 I'm speaking to you tonight
00:26:45 but as an STD survivor.
00:26:48 Dudes, chicks out there,
00:26:50 listen up,
00:26:52 the first time I got gonorrhea
00:26:55 The second time...
00:26:56 Don't be stingy on that beefsteak,
00:27:01 Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
00:27:04 - Royce Ralston, Hearts Aflame.
00:27:06 I trust you two are among
00:27:09 - Yeah.
00:27:11 never let a hooker slip you
00:27:14 You know what I'm talking about.
00:27:16 There's probably a couple
00:27:18 Here comes one now.
00:27:19 Hey, Muffy. How are you?
00:27:22 The sexiest publicist
00:27:25 Now, you behave, Les.
00:27:26 - Get in there, Muffy.
00:27:31 I got to run.
00:27:34 What do we got?
00:27:35 You're lucky. You got
00:27:37 That's the Benefit Chairman
00:27:39 are Genital Epidemiologists
00:27:41 Very VIP. OK? Go to town.
00:27:45 Listen, Muff. I'm just
00:27:47 I'll get a few shots
00:27:48 Non, non, impossible!
00:27:50 Oui, oui. I'm breaking in
00:27:53 We're chowing down.
00:27:55 You place them anywhere you want.
00:27:57 You're the best, baby.
00:28:01 Hey!
00:28:03 You don't see me standing here?!
00:28:06 Prick.
00:28:08 See that guy over there?
00:28:10 Hello.
00:28:12 We got quail at 2 o'clock.
00:28:14 No, I'm full, Les.
00:28:17 Chicks, you bonehead.
00:28:18 Just keep smiling.
00:28:21 We're going to go over there.
00:28:23 Maybe we see them, maybe we don't.
00:28:25 It's Les, right?
00:28:27 - It's more.
00:28:31 No. Listen, you've seen my show.
00:28:32 You're the guy
00:28:37 So, you're a soap star, right?
00:28:42 Hell no.
00:28:45 I cast this entire thing.
00:28:49 You're a casting director. Wow.
00:28:53 Why'd you think I was an actress?
00:28:55 You're really beautiful.
00:28:58 You're an actor.
00:29:00 Yeah.
00:29:02 I'm an actor.
00:29:03 - What have you been in?
00:29:07 He didn't say dame. Royce,
00:29:10 Is that a real chin?
00:29:13 - Yeah?
00:29:17 - You're cute when you smile.
00:29:22 I'm going to give you my card.
00:29:25 - Yeah, I'm going to call you.
00:29:27 Yeah.
00:29:28 - Thanks.
00:29:30 Okay. we got to go. Alright?
00:29:34 - Come on, have a drink.
00:29:36 Hey. We're working.
00:29:38 Sorry. Alright. See you.
00:29:40 What's going on?
00:29:42 Come on, they were
00:29:44 I can't handle that.
00:29:46 Did you see how drunk they were?
00:29:48 We're losing our focus.
00:29:52 Okay? That's what we came for.
00:29:54 Alright? Get two.
00:29:57 Hey, how're you doing, man?
00:30:00 Good. How'd it go?
00:30:01 Oh, it was lots of fun.
00:30:03 The gift bags are limited
00:30:06 I just told you our dates are in
00:30:09 Sir, you have three.
00:30:13 Fine. I'll take two. Okay?
00:30:15 I thought this was a benefit, You
00:30:21 Go! Go!
00:30:23 Oh my God!
00:30:26 T-shirts, keychains,
00:30:28 sunglasses...
00:30:30 Hey, you mind if I take yours?
00:30:33 You going to use these?
00:30:34 No. Yeah, you could keep them.
00:30:37 I'm going to put
00:30:40 Yeah, give them to your friends.
00:30:42 Yeah, right.
00:30:45 What, you don't have any friends?
00:30:47 I got friends.
00:30:49 I got fuckin' Ricco
00:30:52 wasting my time on some bullshit.
00:30:54 That's a friend, right?
00:30:56 You know what
00:30:58 A friend is somebody
00:31:01 waiting for a chance
00:31:04 I had some friends back in Phillie.
00:31:07 There's a shithole for you.
00:31:09 It is kind of a shithole.
00:31:12 - But I had some good friends...
00:31:14 Okay? Hey, you know
00:31:17 - Who?
00:31:19 Yeah!
00:31:20 Do you know him?
00:31:22 He came up to me once
00:31:25 He said, "How you doing?"
00:31:27 He shook your hand?
00:31:28 Yeah. And the funny thing is
00:31:32 I felt like we had a lot in common,
00:31:36 You should call him, man.
00:31:37 Yeah. I could give him
00:31:39 "Hey, Bob, you want
00:31:42 See what I'm saying?
00:31:44 Me and him get going good
00:31:48 You'd bring me along?
00:31:49 Hell, yes. why not?
00:31:51 I don't know. It's De Niro.
00:31:54 Hey, you got to relax. Okay?
00:31:57 No different from you and me.
00:31:59 Equal. You're equal, I'm equal,
00:32:02 the Beef is equal, De Niro...
00:32:04 Alright? It's all how
00:32:07 Alright? You got
00:32:11 Shot heard 'round the world.
00:32:13 You bet your ass!
00:32:17 Hey, yo Beef!
00:32:20 Galantine Photo. Can I help you?
00:32:27 She wants to sit on your face.
00:32:34 Hey, who wants more coffee?
00:32:36 Cheeks, can we got some more coffee
00:32:41 - Your treat.
00:32:45 Come on, Tish, you know
00:32:49 Look at that, a full quarter page.
00:32:54 Cheeks, take it easy.
00:32:57 - Watch the papers, please.
00:32:58 What, are you paying this guy?
00:33:01 Of course I'm paying him.
00:33:03 Are you two living together?
00:33:06 No, it's more like
00:33:11 I'll come over then. we could play
00:33:15 We don't have any cards.
00:33:16 I've got like 5 decks of cards.
00:33:19 We could play rummy.
00:33:20 Galantine Photo.
00:33:23 Let me see if he's available.
00:33:26 - It's Trudy weiss.
00:33:28 Let me have it.
00:33:31 Hey, Trudy, hi.
00:33:34 Did you see the photo?
00:33:36 Yeah, I'm quite pleased.
00:33:41 About the event on the 15th.
00:33:44 Yeah. Can it be All Access?
00:33:47 Alright, see what you can do.
00:33:50 Alright. Thanks, Trud. Bye.
00:33:54 Where were we?
00:33:56 Oh, yeah, the photo.
00:33:57 Look at that.
00:34:00 The Beef!
00:34:02 You know Les, you didn't have
00:34:04 I mean, we're all going
00:34:07 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know anybody
00:34:10 Oh, Les, I forgot to tell you.
00:34:12 Feldman placed two
00:34:15 from the "Twilight" party.
00:34:17 So? What're you telling me for?
00:34:19 Oh no, I'm just saying,
00:34:21 Newsweek and Us.
00:34:22 - You're kidding?
00:34:24 - That's awesome!
00:34:28 See what I mean about Ricco?
00:34:31 I'd never play cards with him.
00:34:34 Fuck Feldman.
00:34:43 - Got the papers?
00:34:46 So, do they know I'm coming?
00:34:48 Yes, I told them all about you.
00:34:51 Alright.
00:34:52 Mrs. Gehry!
00:34:55 Hi.
00:34:57 The sun's great.
00:34:59 Ma! We're here!
00:35:02 I hope you're hungry,
00:35:07 Wow, Mrs. Galantine,
00:35:09 this looks great.
00:35:11 - Did you step in something?
00:35:14 Check your shoes, both of you.
00:35:17 - They're clean, Ma.
00:35:21 Really?
00:35:24 - Yeah, me too.
00:35:26 - Where's Dad?
00:35:28 And wash your hands first.
00:35:30 - I just did.
00:35:34 He carried in those papers. why
00:35:37 Oh, those?
00:35:40 I got a little surprise
00:35:41 That paper is filthy.
00:35:44 Now take that in.
00:35:54 It's good to see you, Dad.
00:35:58 Oh yeah. All good.
00:36:00 You?
00:36:02 Yeah, good.
00:36:04 See all these guns?
00:36:06 My Dad collects them
00:36:09 It's so cool.
00:36:10 Let me show you something.
00:36:14 Press this, right.
00:36:16 That's awesome.
00:36:18 Anybody want a cigarette?
00:36:21 That's great, Dad. who made
00:36:24 The Russians.
00:36:27 The Chinese made one out
00:36:30 I don't want to hear about it.
00:36:32 Where's that camera I gave you?
00:36:34 I've still got it.
00:36:36 That's a collector's item. Right?
00:36:39 Your friend there needs
00:36:42 Come on, Dad. He's just starting
00:36:45 Thing's are picking up for me
00:36:49 I got a picture
00:36:51 It's right here.
00:36:53 Let me show you.
00:37:02 Well, who is that?
00:37:03 Come on, Dad.
00:37:05 That's your man, Chuck Sirloin.
00:37:07 - That's The Beef?
00:37:10 a full quarter page.
00:37:12 What's that sticking
00:37:14 He had a little operation
00:37:16 I don't want to hear about it.
00:37:17 It's no big deal, Ma.
00:37:20 Well, what did you
00:37:23 Poor guy. Jesus.
00:37:25 - That's The Beef.
00:37:27 It's totally legal, Dad. I mean,
00:37:30 And yeah, it's the Beef.
00:37:31 a picture in the paper.
00:37:33 Disgusting. You never see this
00:37:38 Jesus.
00:37:39 Well, a lot of people do read this
00:37:42 And I'm a licensed professional
00:37:46 It's a candid shot
00:37:47 and I got paid
00:37:49 How much?
00:37:50 You want to know how much?
00:37:54 He's a millionaire.
00:37:56 Well, I got his picture
00:37:59 Well, get it out of here. I don't
00:38:08 Come on, Dad. I was going
00:38:11 Frame it?! Goddamn it.
00:38:14 - I'll frame this crap. Jesus Christ!
00:38:17 I told you once,
00:38:19 I'll tell you where I'm going to
00:38:22 Carl! Wash your hands!
00:38:26 I told you not to bring
00:38:30 Thanks for your help. Ma.
00:38:31 Why don't you get
00:38:34 - This is my job. That's what I do.
00:38:37 You're making a lot of money.
00:38:39 What do you care?!
00:38:41 Don't talk to your mother like that.
00:38:45 Take it easy, Carl.
00:38:47 - What do you mean, take it easy?
00:38:49 I'm not gay.
00:38:51 You're not gay?
00:38:52 - Who's gay?
00:38:55 I'll tell you who's gay. You know
00:38:57 Oh, that'll be the day.
00:38:59 You're going to talk about
00:39:02 You know where
00:39:04 - Out in the garbage can!
00:39:17 The food was good.
00:39:41 I'm still searching
00:39:46 a boy who won't fade away.
00:39:50 I'm still searching
00:39:54 so I won't have to say...
00:40:04 Looking. Yeah, that's better. "I'm
00:40:09 Okay.
00:40:13 Hello? Hey. Baby,
00:40:15 Goddamnit! Can you not you see
00:40:19 I mean, do you have any respect
00:40:20 Yes, but...
00:40:22 I am so sorry.
00:40:25 Vanity Fair needs
00:40:26 Just two little hours.
00:40:28 Okay fine. Fine. Then
00:40:32 Cancel the Music Awards. I'm not
00:40:34 Oh my God.
00:40:36 You know, I was going
00:40:39 I know. I am so sorry.
00:40:42 And there are going to be serious,
00:40:45 We can make the shoot as late
00:40:58 Five.
00:40:59 Yay! Okay. Thank you.
00:41:02 It's going to be worth it.
00:41:06 I'm sorry, you guys.
00:41:09 I didn't mean to bug out on you.
00:41:12 Sweetheart, you've got
00:41:15 We don't know how you do it.
00:41:17 No. I know.
00:41:21 I love you. I really do.
00:41:26 We love you too.
00:41:47 You hitting the sack?
00:41:48 What does it look like?
00:41:55 I think I'm going to take a walk.
00:41:57 Go ahead.
00:42:02 Unless you want to do something.
00:42:04 Les.
00:42:08 Hey, why don't we call De Niro?
00:42:10 Are you out of your fucking mind?!
00:42:12 I'm sorry. I thought
00:42:14 I got his number.
00:42:16 "Hey, Bob, let's get together,
00:42:18 I got living with me."
00:42:20 Look Les, I told you I'm not gay.
00:42:22 Well, there's something
00:42:24 What are you doing right now?
00:42:26 What? I'm just telling it
00:42:28 You want me to leave?
00:42:30 'Cause I'll just leave.
00:42:32 You're the one
00:42:34 I just said
00:42:36 Then go for a fuckin' walk
00:42:39 Like I'm some fuckin' peon
00:42:41 You've been dying to leave anyway.
00:42:44 - Go. Go for the fuckin' walk.
00:42:47 Man, you must really miss
00:42:50 You're just pissed off
00:42:53 - and you're taking it out on me!
00:42:55 Here comes Dr. Homeless.
00:42:57 Hey, I know about
00:42:59 I went through some pretty
00:43:02 My mother cut me, man.
00:43:05 How do you think I got this?
00:43:06 I went fuckin' crazy.
00:43:08 Jesus. I knew it.
00:43:11 Les, I didn't fuckin' kill
00:43:14 I just can't be around her.
00:43:17 I kept looking for something
00:43:19 that she can't give me.
00:43:20 You're not going to get it, Les.
00:43:24 You sit around waiting for someone
00:43:30 I mean, you're okay.
00:43:34 You don't need it, Les.
00:43:50 You took a really good picture, Les,
00:43:53 no matter what your old man says.
00:43:56 - He threw it in the garbage.
00:43:58 You got things going on, right?
00:44:01 I mean, we got to bring
00:44:03 We're going to go to,
00:44:05 Nike, Calvin Klein.
00:44:07 I never said Calvin Klein.
00:44:09 Think big, get big.
00:44:12 Right?
00:44:20 I'm sorry, Toby.
00:44:26 Whatever.
00:44:29 Rule number one...
00:44:39 That's good, man.
00:44:39 - You like that one?
00:44:42 That's a good one.
00:44:47 Why don't you go take your walk?
00:44:49 No, I think I'll just watch
00:44:54 Hey. I know what we can do.
00:44:56 What?
00:44:57 Headshots!
00:45:48 Hey, take it easy! All Access.
00:45:51 Show him the thing. Turn it around.
00:46:01 Jesus Christ. There's nothing
00:46:04 Alright, I got to go find Trudy.
00:46:08 Keep an eye out
00:46:10 Goody bags.
00:46:21 It's so tempting
00:46:25 and I'm sitting here all alone.
00:46:28 But I will fight it
00:46:31 a sweet love of my own.
00:46:37 You take your love and shove it.
00:46:40 You can stick it
00:46:44 You take your love and shove it.
00:46:47 You better listen, boy,
00:46:51 lying, lying,
00:46:56 anymore.
00:47:00 You see I'm still looking
00:47:04 a boy, that won't fade away.
00:47:08 I'm still looking
00:47:11 so I won't have to say
00:47:14 you take your love and shove it.
00:47:28 Demo from NTV.
00:47:31 Wait. Hold on. Hold up.
00:47:34 Thank you.
00:47:37 So you got to tell me
00:47:38 You got a lot going on these days.
00:47:40 You got the world premiere video.
00:47:44 I am super, super busy.
00:47:46 Plus, Mystique and Jace
00:47:49 - Is this like a mega-bummer for you?
00:47:53 And I'm trying to stay strong
00:47:55 and I thank God for my music
00:48:00 And who's the little studmuffin
00:48:04 Oh, this...
00:48:06 This is...
00:48:10 I'm Toby.
00:48:12 - Toby. Alright.
00:48:14 He's my hook-up tonight.
00:48:17 Isn't he hot?
00:48:18 He's straight up slamming, dude.
00:48:20 Okay, bye. Peace up, y'all.
00:48:28 Toby!
00:48:33 What the fuck?!
00:48:39 Excuse me.
00:48:41 - I'm All Access.
00:48:43 You need a green card
00:48:47 Where do you get a green card?
00:48:48 Try City Hall.
00:50:10 Come on, studmuffin!
00:50:12 Yes of course she's going to be
00:51:20 I can't believe
00:51:22 It was just
00:51:24 Stupid hotel. I told them
00:51:29 How come you live in a hotel?
00:51:32 Taxes. I write it off.
00:51:35 Plus I never have to make the bed.
00:51:44 I wish I had a camera.
00:51:45 Don't.
00:51:47 I hate it when people
00:51:49 - Sorry.
00:51:52 You probably wouldn't understand,
00:51:55 The worst are the paparazzi though.
00:51:57 They just don't leave you alone,
00:51:59 even when you're going through
00:52:04 He broke my heart.
00:52:07 - Who? That guy? Jace guy?
00:52:13 He said that my eyes
00:52:16 What?
00:52:20 That's... People are different.
00:52:24 Do you think that I'm beautiful?
00:52:26 Are you kidding me?
00:52:29 I think that you're the most
00:55:22 And then all of a sudden
00:55:24 I'm in the Jacuzzi with her.
00:55:26 And I fixed the Jacuzzi
00:55:28 It was like broken for like weeks
00:55:33 We just kind of hung out there.
00:55:36 We didn't have sex or anything
00:55:40 I don't know. I really connected.
00:55:43 You connected?
00:55:46 Well, I mean...
00:55:47 I am so totally
00:55:51 Hey, you know what?
00:55:53 I got you a present. Look.
00:55:57 - What's that?
00:55:59 I figured we could put them in
00:56:03 You know? You just take
00:56:05 you put it in a martini glass
00:56:06 and all the sudden you look like
00:56:08 a ritzy guest.
00:56:11 - Like a what?
00:56:13 Like a guest? Like a ritzy guest!?
00:56:16 Toothpicks?!
00:56:19 You sneak backstage without me!
00:56:21 You hang out with sexy chicks
00:56:23 and you come home with toothpicks!?
00:56:26 - Are you, retarded?!
00:56:28 No, you're just
00:56:31 I'm grateful!
00:56:32 Man, come on. I gave you a job.
00:56:35 Les man, I'm grateful.
00:56:36 You know what hurts the most?
00:56:38 What did I say about De Niro?
00:56:41 - You said...
00:56:45 Didn't I say that?
00:56:47 Yeah.
00:56:49 And what do you do? The first chance
00:56:52 - Like I'm a peon!
00:56:54 - What the fuck?! No!
00:56:57 No! You can't apologize
00:56:59 Look, I got caught up.
00:57:01 You got caught up. That's bullshit,
00:57:04 - Just get out! Go! It's over!
00:57:07 Look, how can I
00:57:10 Whatever you want.
00:57:11 Just tell me, I'll do it.
00:57:18 What hotel is she at?
00:57:20 What?
00:57:21 What hotel is she staying at?
00:57:24 I don't know. She's staying at
00:57:28 You just spent
00:57:30 that you're puppy shit in love with
00:57:31 and you don't know
00:57:33 I don't remember.
00:57:35 I guess I am fuckin' retarded.
00:57:41 Wow.
00:57:51 Galantine Photo.
00:57:53 Let me see.
00:57:55 Who's calling?
00:57:57 Hold on.
00:57:59 You're lucky. It's her!
00:58:03 Les.
00:58:05 Jesus Christ...
00:58:08 Hello?
00:58:09 Hey, homeless.
00:58:13 No, you fell asleep on me.
00:58:15 How're you feeling?
00:58:17 Oh, I don't know yet.
00:58:22 I got your note.
00:58:25 Thanks.
00:58:27 I had such a good time.
00:58:30 Me too.
00:58:31 So what're you doing tonight?
00:58:34 Tonight?
00:58:36 I don't know.
00:58:37 Well, it's my birthday and
00:58:40 I thought maybe
00:58:46 Wow. That'd be great.
00:58:47 Okay, great.
00:58:49 Do you think maybe I could?
00:58:51 Do you think maybe I could
00:58:54 Like a date?
00:58:55 No, not a date,
00:58:59 Oh, yeah. Sure.
00:59:02 Alright, I'm going
00:59:04 So I'll see you later.
00:59:06 Okay. Goodbye.
00:59:11 Yes! Good job.
00:59:15 What?
00:59:16 Nothing.
00:59:21 Oh. Okay, I won't go.
00:59:23 I just thought I heard somebody
00:59:25 say they wanted to make up something
00:59:29 - Les, man...
00:59:31 Les...
00:59:32 I'm not going.
00:59:34 It's huge.
00:59:35 - You should see the bathtub.
00:59:37 Yeah. I don't know
00:59:40 Why not?
00:59:41 No, it looks good on you.
00:59:43 - Really?
00:59:46 - What's the matter? You nervous?
00:59:49 How's my hair look?
00:59:50 - It looks good.
00:59:53 Yeah, I'm looking.
00:59:57 Les, I don't think we should
01:00:00 Why not?
01:00:01 - I'm just saying...
01:00:03 I'm just going to take a few shots.
01:00:04 No, I'm just saying
01:00:08 Please don't take any pictures.
01:00:09 Alright. You know what? You're
01:00:12 It's not even going
01:00:14 You're not going to?
01:00:15 I promise you I will not
01:00:18 Don't worry. Don't worry.
01:00:25 Hey, homeless.
01:00:28 - You look beautiful.
01:00:30 - This is my friend Les.
01:00:35 - Happy birthday.
01:00:38 Come on in. Meet some people.
01:00:42 This is Elvis.
01:00:45 We're working on
01:00:46 Wow. What musical?
01:00:49 - About the life of Brittany Spears.
01:00:52 I'm thinking Tennessee Williams,
01:00:54 only not so gay.
01:00:57 Imagine Streetcar
01:01:00 with K'harma in the Brando role.
01:01:03 - Brando.
01:01:05 - Want to go open presents?
01:01:07 - I'll be right back, Elvis.
01:01:10 - This is Les, by the way.
01:01:14 I just want to say
01:01:18 You've got a strong shake
01:01:20 You're a musician, right?
01:01:21 I've seen you play?
01:01:25 What?
01:01:35 Les.
01:01:36 What's going on?
01:01:39 - Are you alright?
01:01:42 What's up?
01:01:45 - I'm freaking out!
01:01:48 I can't talk!
01:01:50 You're okay.
01:01:51 I sounded like a fuckin' idiot.
01:01:54 Les, you didn't, man.
01:01:56 That's Elvis Costello. Alright?
01:02:00 So what? He's just a guy, like
01:02:03 We're equal.
01:02:05 - Les, you're cool.
01:02:08 Equal.
01:02:09 You ready?
01:02:11 Les, what the fuck are you doing?!
01:02:14 - What?!
01:02:18 - Calm down.
01:02:22 Just let me finish
01:02:23 You go out and I'll be
01:02:27 Alright, I'm going to be out there.
01:02:33 Just give me minute, alright!
01:02:39 Hey, man. Yeah, Armed Forces.
01:02:43 Get Happy. This Year's Model,
01:02:47 I got a picture of you too.
01:02:51 Fuck.
01:02:54 - Hey.
01:02:56 - What're you doing?
01:02:59 Really?
01:03:02 I guess we found each other.
01:03:06 You could have stayed last night.
01:03:09 I wanted to. Believe me.
01:03:15 Stay tonight.
01:03:18 I promise I won't pass out on you.
01:03:22 Just stop taking
01:03:25 Listen, what is it
01:03:27 Stop taking my fuckin' picture!
01:03:31 - What are you doing?
01:03:35 - Are you a paparazzi?!
01:03:37 - No, I'm a licensed professional.
01:03:39 He's my assistant.
01:03:40 You brought a paparazzi
01:03:42 Call security.
01:03:44 Give me that fuckin' camera!
01:03:50 - Right here.
01:03:57 Cheeks.
01:03:58 - Muy bonita. Excellent.
01:04:04 Why don't you let him make you
01:04:06 I asked you not
01:04:11 I know, and I'm sorry. OK?
01:04:14 I got a little excited.
01:04:17 Cheeks, why don't you make
01:04:19 I don't want any, Cheeks.
01:04:24 You said that you
01:04:26 I asked you and you said,
01:04:28 "I'm going to..."
01:04:29 - What are you doing?
01:04:32 Alright? You happy?
01:04:35 Elvis frigging Costello,
01:04:37 You know how much money that is?
01:04:39 You know how much money
01:04:40 I didn't tell you to do that.
01:04:41 - Well, I did it.
01:04:44 Now do you see how serious I am?
01:04:49 Let me tell you something.
01:04:54 Jesus, Les!
01:04:58 I'm trying to tell you
01:04:59 Okay?
01:05:02 That chick is not for you. Okay?
01:05:04 Why?
01:05:05 Because every time she looks at you
01:05:08 A good-lookin' nobody
01:05:11 pressed up against the glass.
01:05:13 I know that hurts. Okay?
01:05:15 And I'm sorry.
01:05:17 But Rule number one, man...
01:05:20 I'm not saying they're any better
01:05:24 I am through
01:05:26 following these people around.
01:05:28 I'm sick of it.
01:05:30 She threw us out of that party
01:05:33 It was her birthday party. It was
01:05:38 man.
01:05:44 Just listen to me?
01:05:46 Tomorrow I'm going to take
01:05:50 And you're coming with me.
01:05:52 Me and you.
01:05:54 From now on we're going
01:05:59 You know what else we can do?
01:06:01 I'll get your headshots
01:06:04 And I'll call De Niro.
01:06:07 I'll slip him a headshot.
01:06:13 Don't worry.
01:06:17 We're going to have a lot of fun.
01:06:20 It's just you and me now.
01:06:22 It's going to be great.
01:06:44 Well, what hurts?
01:06:46 My stomach.
01:06:49 Well what hurts about it?
01:06:50 It just hurts.
01:06:52 What kind of hurt?
01:06:54 Les, I don't know.
01:06:57 - Jesus.
01:07:00 thought you might want
01:07:01 to see how the whole
01:07:04 I do. I can't.
01:07:06 Alright.
01:07:08 I'll bring you back some soup.
01:07:17 I'm going to be gone
01:07:20 so if you want
01:07:24 Just don't mess around
01:07:27 I won't.
01:07:31 Alright.
01:07:33 Hope you feel better.
01:08:17 Fuck!
01:08:27 Well, Les...
01:08:31 Fuck!
01:08:34 Photo...
01:08:40 Fuck.
01:09:28 Sick, my ass!
01:09:39 You better not be on my computer!
01:09:48 What the fuck?!
01:09:52 Toby?!
01:11:00 Blaine.
01:11:06 Blaine, I'm scared.
01:11:10 Don't worry, Robbyn.
01:11:13 Nobody's going to mess with you.
01:11:18 Please, don't!
01:11:20 I can help you!
01:11:22 I know you've killed 10 people
01:11:25 but I know you don't want
01:11:28 Let me help you.
01:11:29 I want to be your friend.
01:11:32 Friend?
01:11:35 What's a friend
01:11:36 waiting for a chance
01:11:44 Is that the line?
01:11:45 Cut!
01:11:47 No, it isn't, Robbyn,
01:11:49 If there's a change you got
01:11:51 I mean, where'd you go to school,
01:11:53 Stay in character.
01:11:55 Okay.
01:11:57 Toby, excellent.
01:11:58 - Keep it up.
01:12:00 - You alright?
01:12:02 Oh crap! we got to reset
01:12:05 Come on, get in there and
01:12:09 I swear to god, cold coffee one more
01:12:17 - I told you.
01:12:19 He's incredible, right?
01:12:21 Where did this kid come up
01:12:23 It's the real thing.
01:12:25 Come on, look at that face
01:12:28 We need to go tight
01:12:29 That's the close-up you need.
01:12:36 Hi, I'm Toby. I play "Toby".
01:12:39 I mean, I used to be homeless
01:12:42 they picked me for this job.
01:12:45 So I know "Toby" pretty well.
01:12:47 I've had some experiences
01:12:51 but right now I'm just trying to
01:12:59 It's a reality series show
01:13:01 about a serial killer
01:13:05 Megahip cast because all
01:13:09 Like Life.
01:13:11 Like OJ.
01:13:13 Did that really happen
01:13:15 or was it just
01:13:17 Think about that.
01:13:21 The challenge of the casting
01:13:23 was finding people
01:13:27 but who also have
01:13:30 Our lead, forget about it.
01:13:32 He really has it.
01:13:35 He has such a bright,
01:13:42 Hi, I'm Toby. I play "Toby".
01:13:45 I mean, I used to be homeless
01:13:49 they picked me for this job.
01:13:51 Right now I'm just trying to go
01:13:53 where the lights
01:13:56 Christ, now he's stealing my lines!
01:13:59 I should sue him for plagiarism.
01:14:03 At least get a writing credit.
01:14:20 I'm his manager.
01:14:25 What's the offer?
01:14:29 He's tied to Slice
01:14:32 Can you hold for a second?
01:14:34 Hello?
01:14:36 No. No, Premiere
01:14:40 unless he has a full page.
01:14:43 Call me back.
01:14:45 Alright. Hold on for a second.
01:14:48 Hello?
01:14:50 No, that's T-O-B-Y, no E.
01:14:53 Yes, he's 20 years old.
01:14:56 in Central Park, fighting off
01:14:59 OK? Thank you.
01:15:02 Randolyn. Yes.
01:15:04 No, listen, baby,
01:15:07 The only problem I'm having
01:15:10 I'm sure she's
01:15:12 but her star is nowhere
01:15:18 Tell Ridley we appreciate the offer.
01:15:21 And that's plus 10%.
01:15:23 Thanks, baby. Bye.
01:15:27 Cheers.
01:15:35 Did have a nice shower?
01:15:37 Yeah. Your hot water is amazing.
01:15:39 - Yeah?
01:15:41 It really is.
01:15:42 Look at you, your skin,
01:15:45 I fixed your shower head.
01:15:47 Did you?
01:15:56 Now I told you,
01:15:58 you can't keep walking around my
01:16:01 There are windows.
01:16:06 I knew you would clean up good.
01:16:08 Look how beautiful you are.
01:16:26 K'harma designed the scent
01:16:29 She went to the lab. She picked out
01:16:32 She came up with the bottle,
01:16:35 The name, Instant K'harma.
01:16:38 - Suis generis. It's K'harma.
01:16:43 Excuse me.
01:16:48 What are you doing here?
01:16:53 I came to smell you.
01:16:55 So where's Mystique?
01:16:59 I love the single.
01:17:01 It's hot.
01:17:03 I know. I know it's hot.
01:17:07 It's not about you, you know.
01:17:09 I know.
01:17:11 I don't think
01:17:15 You look beautiful, baby.
01:17:19 - I do miss you, baby.
01:17:21 Every day, every night.
01:17:24 Especially at night.
01:17:26 How about you? You miss me?
01:17:32 No.
01:17:34 Not even just a tiny bit?
01:17:39 No.
01:17:43 I knew you did, baby.
01:17:58 Yeah? I wish this guy
01:18:01 Toby! Will you just take this guy?
01:18:03 He won't even shut up.
01:18:05 No, I don't want to take it.
01:18:06 You have to take this call, man.
01:18:10 He's the most annoying
01:18:15 Yeah?
01:18:17 Hey. How you doing?
01:18:21 What do you want?
01:18:23 I'm just calling to say hi, man.
01:18:28 Wow. You look great.
01:18:30 What the fuck do you want, Les?
01:18:32 You're fuckin' harassing everybody.
01:18:34 OK, look, I just...
01:18:37 think maybe we should get together.
01:18:40 Because it's like you said, man...
01:18:44 No, rule number one,
01:18:47 you lied to me, Les.
01:18:49 you're a fuckin' paparazzi.
01:18:52 Don't say that.
01:18:54 That's what you are.
01:18:57 That's what you are, Les.
01:18:59 - Paparazzi.
01:19:04 You sneak around
01:19:06 of people and then you lie about it.
01:19:09 You think I'm a paparazzi?
01:19:12 I'm going to delete the whole thing.
01:19:16 Alright?
01:19:17 Okay. Yeah. You're deleting them.
01:19:20 I did it. I swear to God!
01:19:24 Like I'm going to believe you.
01:19:27 Because right now
01:19:30 You tell me you believe me
01:19:32 or I'm going to fuckin' stab
01:19:34 I got a knife
01:19:36 Alright look, Les. Calm...
01:19:39 Look, just calm down.
01:19:43 Just tell me you believe me!
01:19:44 Look just calm down! Calm down!
01:19:47 I believe you. I believe you.
01:19:49 Alright?
01:19:51 I believe you.
01:19:54 Thank you.
01:19:58 Look man,
01:20:01 you fuckin'
01:20:04 Hey, are we going
01:20:06 or can we move on to the positive?
01:20:09 Alright? Come on.
01:20:14 to say how happy I am for you.
01:20:16 You're doing great. And I started
01:20:21 You'd never would have met that
01:20:26 Are you still there?
01:20:28 Yeah.
01:20:30 Look how about if we just get
01:20:34 Alright?
01:20:37 You know?
01:20:38 We'll go to Cheeks
01:20:40 and we'll have
01:20:43 No.
01:20:47 Toby?
01:21:02 You're such a totally
01:21:07 Wow. Thanks.
01:21:09 Ever since Blaine died
01:21:12 you've taught me so much
01:21:15 It's kind of beautiful
01:21:17 Yeah. It's got its ups and downs.
01:21:22 I was going to say ins and outs.
01:21:26 Cut! Cut! Cut!
01:21:28 What, Corey?! I'm going
01:21:31 Yeah, but come on!
01:21:34 - Is it!
01:21:36 Look.
01:21:40 - Tell him how you really feel.
01:21:42 Be real for once.
01:21:45 Okay? Be real.
01:21:47 I'm sorry I yelled at you.
01:21:49 All right? Tell him.
01:21:50 Go.
01:21:53 Let go of my hand.
01:21:57 Keep rolling.
01:22:01 Go.
01:22:12 I love you, Toby.
01:22:16 I love you so much.
01:22:30 Yeah, I was pretty surprised
01:22:35 I mean, I think she's
01:22:39 but...
01:22:41 my true feelings
01:22:43 Someone I met a while ago
01:22:47 who became very special to me
01:22:49 and I love her.
01:22:52 She's a singer. I
01:23:12 Hey, baby.
01:23:16 What're you doing,
01:23:18 I'm just thinking.
01:23:20 About me?
01:23:26 No.
01:23:28 - Why?
01:23:31 Trust me, babe. I'm not
01:23:35 - I love you.
01:23:37 I just can't stop thinking
01:23:40 Yeah, I was pretty
01:23:44 But my true feelings
01:23:47 She's a singer.
01:23:49 I met her at the Music Awards.
01:23:51 - Remember how I turned you on, babe?
01:23:52 She was really nice to me
01:23:54 and I let her down.
01:23:55 And I know she'll probably
01:23:59 never forgive me.
01:24:01 I would like her
01:24:04 and...
01:24:06 I know that...
01:24:08 I wouldn't love anyone
01:24:12 I love you, K'harma.
01:24:14 I love you.
01:24:17 Alright, can we stop now?
01:24:22 Toby.
01:24:31 - I'm sorry.
01:24:33 You know how fuckin'
01:24:35 - I didn't mean for that to happen.
01:24:39 Shut the fuck up!
01:24:42 I'm sorry.
01:24:44 I've been so 'nice' to you! I've
01:24:46 No, you've been
01:24:49 I'm sure I have been more than nice.
01:24:51 What exactly do you mean by that?
01:24:52 I mean you're a really
01:24:55 I'm such a fuckin'
01:24:59 And I'll never forget
01:25:02 It's just not...
01:25:04 Look, it's just...
01:25:06 - What?
01:25:08 She's a little bit more what?
01:25:10 I don't know.
01:25:13 - And you're a little bit more...
01:25:18 and she's a little more 18
01:25:20 No, you're putting words in my
01:25:23 That's exactly
01:25:26 Why don't you just
01:25:27 Listen, I never wanted to hurt you.
01:25:30 - Well.
01:25:32 Just humiliate me?
01:25:36 Look, I'll pack my stuff
01:25:40 I'll get out of here.
01:25:44 Whatever you want.
01:25:46 I want you to be happy.
01:25:50 So I'll pack everything up
01:25:54 I'll find a place.
01:26:05 It's fine.
01:26:09 Just stay here until
01:26:11 Really? You sure?
01:26:14 Yeah. Stay in the back room.
01:26:17 Alright. I'll move my stuff
01:26:21 just be like living together.
01:26:26 Be like little roommates.
01:26:29 Like friends.
01:26:32 Whatever.
01:26:50 Welcome back.
01:26:52 Well, awards season
01:26:55 hundreds of new films and stars are
01:26:59 I can't concentrate with the TV on.
01:27:03 What concentrate?
01:27:04 You pick up the card, you throw it
01:27:09 "Slice of Life" badboy,
01:27:11 television history last night by
01:27:15 pop diva K'harma.
01:27:15 Sources close to the two are
01:27:20 at this post-awards party
01:27:22 Hey, that's Feldman's photo.
01:27:24 Are we playing cards or what?
01:27:26 Yeah, we're playing.
01:27:28 For teenage fans outside
01:27:31 the romance meter
01:27:33 It was the most
01:27:36 I love you, Toby!
01:27:39 As for the TV Romeo,
01:27:41 he's keeping any further
01:27:44 I mean, I appreciate. But
01:27:48 When you love someone
01:27:53 Oh, that's original.
01:27:56 AT caught up with the object of his
01:27:59 All I can say is
01:28:05 Wow.
01:28:06 Good for Toby. That's great.
01:28:10 Why is that great?
01:28:12 He was always a nice kid.
01:28:15 Really? He's a jerk.
01:28:18 What? Why do you say that?
01:28:21 Because I know him. Come on,
01:28:25 You know what he is?
01:28:27 He's a backstabbing
01:28:29 No. Really?
01:28:31 Oh, my God. I could
01:28:34 I'll tell you what he did.
01:28:37 Broke into your computer?
01:28:41 I don't know. Bank records,
01:28:44 account numbers. You know?
01:28:54 He always seemed like a nice kid.
01:28:57 Why do you keep saying that?
01:28:59 Because he did.
01:29:02 - I just told you he wasn't.
01:29:06 I guess I just liked him.
01:29:14 A really, really nice kid.
01:29:17 That's it! what the fuck
01:29:19 Get your cards and get out!
01:29:21 I never seen you like this.
01:29:24 Why you be bugging?
01:29:25 Why I be bugging? why can't you stop
01:29:28 "Toby's a nice kid! Blah blah blah.
01:29:31 Man, if you love the kid so much
01:29:35 - Just get out.
01:29:38 No, just every fuckin' second!
01:29:40 Goodbye, Ricco. Nice having you.
01:29:42 - You're wrong, man.
01:30:02 Where's that camera I gave you?
01:30:05 I still got it. Thanks, Dad.
01:30:10 because I got something coming up.
01:30:15 Someone I know is just dying
01:30:19 He used to be a friend of mine.
01:30:27 Okay.
01:30:29 You reach out to a guy.
01:30:31 You try to apologize.
01:30:35 You say you're sorry,
01:30:37 just trying to connect on a basic
01:30:42 He says 'no'.
01:30:47 No.
01:30:48 Mr. Big TV Star.
01:30:52 He doesn't even want
01:30:55 Fine.
01:31:08 What goes around
01:31:11 Rule number one...
01:31:15 As simple as that.
01:31:16 You reap what you sow
01:31:19 and you are what you eat.
01:31:23 Let's see what we got here.
01:31:44 Listen, when get inside
01:31:47 then Access Hollywood, then Ew.
01:31:49 And it is absolutely critical we get
01:31:53 Yeah, yeah, yes?
01:31:55 Hey, it's Gabi.
01:31:57 What do you mean, you're going to
01:32:00 No, Dana, K'harma's going to get out
01:32:03 - and then Toby's going to get out.
01:32:06 No, Gabi.
01:32:07 Toby gets out first. Then she gets
01:32:10 Where is he?
01:32:13 Would you goddamn hurry up
01:32:15 - Fuckin' shit! God dammit!
01:32:18 Don't let them in.
01:32:21 Dana, Dana? Guess what?
01:32:23 No, Gabi, you cut the fuckin' shit.
01:32:25 Her last album
01:32:28 Yes. Plus foreign.
01:32:30 Oh really? well, he happens to be
01:32:33 Why don't we
01:32:36 Shut up.
01:32:37 She's the celebrity endorsee
01:32:40 domestic and international
01:32:43 Fine. She'll get out and then
01:32:47 when she's
01:32:49 Love you, mean it.
01:32:51 It's so much better
01:32:52 It's much classier.
01:32:55 - Yeah. I don't care.
01:32:57 You should care. It's big.
01:32:59 You have to enjoy this moment. It's
01:33:03 - Get your coat on.
01:33:05 Do a little of this.
01:33:07 - Are you ready, Byron?
01:33:09 Alright, let's go.
01:33:19 K'harma!
01:34:32 Hey, homeless.
01:35:00 That's what you are, Les.
01:35:05 Paparazzi.
01:35:07 Paparazzi.
01:35:11 Rule number one...
01:35:15 I gave you a job.
01:35:18 When you love someone you just
01:35:21 Go with the flow.
01:35:41 - You're a fuckin’ paparazzi.
01:35:44 I said I would
01:35:47 I would take you with me.
01:36:32 Hey, Les!
01:36:35 Where're you going?
01:36:39 - Toby!
01:36:47 You look great, man.
01:36:49 Les.
01:36:52 I love you, man.
01:36:54 Wait a minute. Hold it.
01:37:00 Beautiful!
01:37:02 Yes!
01:37:07 Go. Go. Go.
01:41:33 Welcome back to Access Tonight.
01:41:35 We're here with
01:41:37 professional photographer
01:41:40 Now let's talk about the picture.
01:41:42 It's everywhere, the cover
01:41:45 Tell me, how'd you take it?
01:41:47 Well, first of all, that was
01:41:51 us shaking hands like that
01:41:54 But bottom line, Nikki,
01:41:57 Well, I just raised
01:42:00 "The shot heard 'round the world."
01:42:04 Exactly. Yes!
01:42:06 That's what I was aiming for.
01:42:08 So, what's next for Les Galantine?
01:42:11 Sex with you.
01:42:14 I'm kidding.
01:42:16 He's a great guy.
01:42:19 I don't know. I'm just
01:42:22 That's great. well, thank you so
01:42:26 This has been Nikki Blake
01:42:29 Good night.