Demolition Man
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Remember when they let airlines |
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I don't understand where we're going... |
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...or why we're bothering anyhow. |
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- It's a good deed. |
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A maniac hijacked a municipal bus |
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I got a hunch where those passengers |
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Share it with us. |
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Phoenix. |
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Simon Phoenix. |
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Send a maniac to catch one. |
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Phoenix! |
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Don't move, Phoenix. |
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You're under arrest. |
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Arrest? Shit. |
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And you're trespassing. |
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Where are the passengers? |
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Oh, yes, the passengers. |
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Well, they're... |
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Fuck you. |
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The passengers are gone. |
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See, I told the city, |
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Postmen figured it out... |
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...policemen figured it out. |
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But the goddamn bus drivers |
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Last time, Phoenix. |
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Where are the hostages? |
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To hell with the hostages! |
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What you got? |
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Do something. |
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Go ahead. |
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You're up to your ass in gasoline. |
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I'll set your ass on fire. |
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Is it cold in here? |
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Or is it just me? |
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Where are they, Phoenix? |
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Now, where did I put them? |
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I swear, I'd lose my head |
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I'll keep that in mind. |
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Damn it, I'm tired of this |
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You were not supposed |
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You were not supposed to attempt |
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...and to blow anything up! |
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It wasn't me! He dumped the gas |
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Right, you weren't involved. |
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I know you've tried to nail |
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But remember a thing called... |
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...police procedure? |
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- Where are the hostages? |
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What?! |
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He must've stashed them somewhere! |
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Are you sure they weren't in there?! |
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I did a thermo check and there was |
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Wrong again! |
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You got something to say? |
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Get him out of here! |
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Motherfucker! |
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We are going to have a chat. |
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Captain! |
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Over here! There're bodies everywhere! |
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There must be 20 or 30. |
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They're everywhere. |
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See that? I told him! |
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He said he didn't care! |
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How could you sacrifice |
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What kind of man are you?! |
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We'll spend a lot of quality |
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Honey! Sugar! |
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You got a lawyer, better call him. |
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John Spartan, you've done |
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So it is with some regret that I, |
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...acting as Assistant Warden, |
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Skip it. |
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You've been sentenced to 70 years... |
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...sub-zero re-habilitation |
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...for the involuntary manslaughter |
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Skip it. |
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You'll be in cryo-stasis |
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...and your behavior will be altered |
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You'll be eligible for parole |
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I'm sorry. |
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All personnel... |
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...the next scheduled parole |
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...takes place at 07:15. |
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Warden William Smithers, |
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Mellow greetings. |
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Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley. |
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As it is a beautiful... |
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...Monday morning and as my |
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...l'm querying you |
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Does the tedium continue? |
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Your question is amusing but irrelevant. |
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The prisoners are ice cubes. |
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I find this lack of stimulus |
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- Don't you think? |
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You're young, think all you want. |
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Things don't happen anymore, |
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I'll fiber-op you back |
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Have a peachy day. |
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Be well. |
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Be well. |
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Vector 137. |
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Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard. |
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Retina coding accepted. |
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Warden Smithers, be well. |
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Go on. |
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Self-drive on. |
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Self-drive engaged. |
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Coding on. |
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No police presence is requested |
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Report to the station. |
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Oh, boy, how exciting. |
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That's it. |
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Food, glorious food. |
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There'll be another in 12 hours. |
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These assholes are predictable. |
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God, I hate this place! |
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But we're not ready, Friendly. |
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That doesn't really matter anymore. |
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People are hungry. |
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We've nothing to lose. |
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Greetings. |
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Lovely Lenina. |
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Greetings, welcome |
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If you prefer an automated response, |
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Be well. |
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Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley. |
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Let me guess, all is serene? |
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On the contrary, |
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Public buildings were defaced. |
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Walls smudged with... |
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...scandalous graffiti. |
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Really? |
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Brutal. Why wasn't an "all cars" |
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Because there was no need |
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Lieutenant Huxley... |
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...I monitored your disheartening |
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...to the warden this morning. |
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Do you really long for |
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Your fascination with the 20th century |
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You realize you're setting a bad example |
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Thank you for the attitude readjustment. |
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Info assimilated. |
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Sanctimonious asshole. |
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Lenina Huxley, |
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...for a 'sotto voce' violation |
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Thank you. |
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That was tense. |
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That was tense?! |
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Tell me, Garcia... |
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Don't you get bored code tracing perps |
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I find my job deeply fulfilling. |
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I just can't get over the reality |
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You're still addicted |
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High from its harshness. |
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Holy smokes! |
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Is there anything in this office which |
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Only you. |
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Don't you ever want |
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Goodness, no. |
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I knew you'd say that. |
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What I wouldn't give for some action. |
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Mr. Simon Phoenix. |
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One of our first and most |
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Allow me... |
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...to welcome you |
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Let's get this over quickly. |
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Twenty-nine years ago, |
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...was rendered obsolete. |
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Federal Statute 537-29... |
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Stop it! |
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Do you have anything fresh |
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I thought not. |
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Yeah, I do. |
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Teddy bear. |
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How'd you know the password? |
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I wish I knew. |
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Simon says, die. |
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Warden... |
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...let's get this over quickly. |
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Retina coding accepted, |
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Be well. |
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Yeah, you too. |
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187. 187. |
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Northwest quadrant. 187. |
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Oh, my! |
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I don't believe it! |
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Northwest quadrant. 187. |
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What's a 187? |
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I don't know. |
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Cryo-prison. |
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Level 6. |
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Identify code 187. |
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MDK. |
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MurderDeathKill. |
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MurderDeathKill! |
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Last recorded offense, |
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Initiate search, confirming location. |
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Cryo-prison, Level 6. |
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Two code 187's. |
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Officer Alfred Pamela, guard. |
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Tracking. |
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Live transmission diagnostic check, |
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Injuries: Severe eye trauma, |
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...punctured lung... |
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...broken rib, internal bleeding. |
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Condition critical. |
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Vital signs failing. |
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Imminent death. |
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Subject deceased. |
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187, Warden William Smithers... |
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...born February 14th, 1967... |
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...died August 4th, 2032. |
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- What's the matter with all of you? |
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Three non-sanctioned life terminations. |
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Do you wish to assign a coroner? |
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MurderDeathKills?! |
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Three MDKs! |
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Access cryo-pen's hearing schedule. |
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Display a list of people |
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Accessing cryo-prison processing. |
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Cocteau Cryo-prison, |
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August 4th, active file. |
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7:00 a.m., Hyde, Quentin. |
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8:15, Peterson, Scott. |
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- 7:30, Phoenix. |
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- 7:45... |
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Simon Phoenix. |
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I knew him. |
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He's evil in a way |
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He's a criminal the likes of which |
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Hold that thought. |
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Simon Phoenix's code, now. |
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Access code for Phoenix, Simon. |
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- No code found. |
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- Of course not. |
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Phoenix isn't coded. |
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He was chilled in the 20th... |
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...before they started |
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Declared his own kingdom |
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In a bad time... |
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...he was the worst. |
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Emergency, code 187. |
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Locating stopped code. |
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MurderDeathKill. |
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Location... |
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...Cryo-prison, parking area. |
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Cryo-prison parking zone. |
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Enhancing image. |
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Tracking Dr. Mostow. |
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187, deceased. |
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Do you wish to assign a coroner? |
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Is the doctor's car still in the lot? |
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The answer is no. Car missing. |
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Doctor's conveyance is not |
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Locate precise code-fix |
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Fixing location. Beverly Hills. |
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Robertson. |
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Doheny. |
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Beverly Drive. |
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Vehicle has been code-fixed. |
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Approaching the corner of Wilshire |
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Glorious. |
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Fine work. |
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All nearby units, ProtectServe... |
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...Wilshire and Santa Monica. |
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- Unit 12 ProtectServe. |
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Proceed with extreme assertiveness. |
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Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed. |
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Approaching the corner of Wilshire |
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Lately I just don't feel like |
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You are an incredibly sensitive man... |
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...who inspires joy-joy feelings |
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- Get out of here! |
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I'm sorry. |
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Greetings, Citizen. |
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You look great today! |
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I feel good too. |
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Angeles Information Network. |
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Damn, I'm possessed. |
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I wonder if I can play |
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File code accepted. |
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Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60. |
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Listed offenses: Civil unrest... |
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Don't you hear a thought repeating |
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The name Friendly, Edgar? |
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Edgar Friendly. |
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Don't you have a job to do? |
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Don't you have someone to kill? |
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Someone to kill. |
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Someone to kill. |
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"Gun," noun. Portable firearm. |
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This device was widely utilized in |
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Referred to as a "pistol." |
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I don't need a history lesson. |
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You are fined one credit for a violation |
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Fuck you. |
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Your repeated violation |
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Please remain where you are |
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Yeah, right. |
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Fuckers are fast too. |
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You are fined one credit for violation |
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ProtectServe in place. |
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4 minutes, 15 seconds lapse. |
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Maniac is imminent. |
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With a firm tone of voice... |
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...demand maniac lie down |
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Simon Phoenix! |
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Lie down with your hands |
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What's this? |
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Six of you. |
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Oh, I'm so scared. |
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You don't have sarcasm any more? |
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Maniac responded scornfully. |
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Approach and repeat ultimatum |
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Add the words, "or else." |
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Lie down on the ground... |
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...or else! |
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Anti-Graffiti Activation Program... |
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...activated. |
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Aborted. |
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Human presence detected. |
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Safety override code accepted. |
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Lucky number seven. |
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We're police officers! |
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We're not trained to handle violence! |
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Wait for me! |
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Stupid. |
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Simon says, everybody sing! |
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"And the home |
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"Of the brave" |
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Play ball! |
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We've lost cameras for six blocks. |
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Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters. |
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He's going for |
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It's pure capacitance gel. |
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The problem is not the defacement |
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...the noise pollution |
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Allow me to explain. |
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The real problem lies |
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...mark the detonating graffiti... |
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...on the streets of our peaceful city. |
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The man behind the "E.F."... |
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...Mr. Edgar Friendly. |
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For a sadly extended period of time... |
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...we in San Angeles... |
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...have been plagued by a pack |
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You will come to know them as "scraps." |
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Men and women who have left |
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...only to spew hostility... |
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...at the very bottom |
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There was a time when we |
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...as rather pathetic |
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Now they have a leader. |
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Mr. Friendly seems relentless |
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...to infect our harmony with his venom. |
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He must, of course... |
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...be stopped. |
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This radical terrorist behavior, |
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...must not be allowed |
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Safety Above All. |
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I expect your trust, |
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Excuse me. |
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Dr. Cocteau... |
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...a cryo-con has effected |
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It's quite horrific. MurderDeathKills, |
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Enhance your calm. |
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Be well them for me. |
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Get me Captain George Earle |
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It was just... |
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It was so... |
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How can a man be so blatantly sadistic? |
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It was fun for him. |
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Do everything in your power |
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You have my utmost confidence. |
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It will be done, Dr. Cocteau. |
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Be well. |
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"Utmost confidence." |
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"Everything in our power." |
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What else is there? |
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Zachary Lamb... |
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...how was the fiendish Phoenix |
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Twelve-state manhunt. |
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Satellite surveillance. |
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A video bite on "Unsolved Mysteries." |
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None of them worked. |
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In the end, it took just one man. |
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One cop. |
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John Spartan. |
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John Spartan? |
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That's right. |
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They called him the "Demolition Man." |
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Spartan file 98345, LAPD. |
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Spartan file 98761C, LAPD. |
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Are you sure this is real life? |
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Barely. |
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Spartan's a legend. |
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I've been doing a historical study. |
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All authentic criminals. |
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There was a lot more business back then. |
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How do you justify destroying |
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...to rescue a girl |
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Fuck you, lady. |
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Good answer. |
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This is your recommendation?! |
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The Demolition Man's an animal. |
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He's clearly the man for a job |
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He's a muscle-bound grotesque... |
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...who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years. |
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Simon Phoenix |
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We need an old-fashioned cop. |
00:31:41 |
Biofax 312-618 is ready |
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John Spartan, 5864. |
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Pulmonary activity approaching normal. |
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Body temperature, 63% and rising. |
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Biolink engaged. |
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Laser defibrillation sequence started. |
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Plasma transfer in 15 seconds. |
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Plasma transfer, 10 seconds... |
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...8 seconds... |
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...6 seconds... |
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Plasma transfer complete. |
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MTL complete. |
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Hunting down an escaped cryo-con... |
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...by releasing another one? |
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I am unconvinced. |
00:33:02 |
It's within the powers of the police. |
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He can be released on limited parole |
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It's not enough to collect the '90s? |
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Cocteau said everything in our power. |
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I can't think of a better idea. |
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That doesn't mean it's a good one. |
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This man comes from a dissimilar |
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I'm not sure he's any different |
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Detective? |
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I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley. |
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The year is 2032. |
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The reason you have been released is... |
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How long have I been under? |
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36 years. |
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I had a wife. |
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What happened to my wife? |
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Her life was extinguished |
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She died. |
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In an earthquake. |
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The earthquake. |
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I had a daughter. |
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What happened to her? |
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John Spartan. |
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I am Chief of Police George Earle. |
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We didn't thaw you out |
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Consider it fortunate that |
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This is about you and |
00:34:26 |
What? |
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Today Simon Phoenix escaped from this |
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...so far. |
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You see, we've become |
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...and understanding and we are, |
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...to deal with this situation. |
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There's been no deaths of unnatural |
00:34:46 |
Where? |
00:34:47 |
The Santa Barbara, Los Angeles, |
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You are in what used to be L.A. |
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That's great. |
00:34:58 |
- You, get me a Marlboro. |
00:35:02 |
What's a Marlboro? |
00:35:03 |
It's a cigarette. Any cigarette. |
00:35:07 |
Smoking is not good for you. |
00:35:11 |
Hence, illegal. Alcohol, |
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You're shitting me. |
00:35:16 |
You are fined one credit for violation |
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What the hell is that? |
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- You are fined one credit... |
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...chocolate, gasoline, |
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Abortion is illegal, so is pregnancy |
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Caveman... |
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...let's finish with the Rip Van Winkle |
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Our Mr. Phoenix |
00:35:42 |
I tracked that dirtbag for two years... |
00:35:45 |
...and when I finally bring him |
00:35:49 |
Thanks, but no thanks. |
00:35:51 |
The conditions of your parole |
00:35:54 |
...and immediate assignment |
00:35:57 |
Or... |
00:36:00 |
...you can go back into cryo-stasis. |
00:36:03 |
Not many people get |
00:36:14 |
Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix? |
00:36:17 |
There is nothing, Lenina Huxley. |
00:36:20 |
Where's Spartan? |
00:36:22 |
He went to the bathroom. |
00:36:29 |
I formally convey my presence. |
00:36:34 |
How are you doing? |
00:36:35 |
They're not used to physical greetings. |
00:36:38 |
I don't know... |
00:36:40 |
...if you guys know it but... |
00:36:43 |
...you're out of toilet paper. |
00:36:46 |
Did you say toilet paper? |
00:36:49 |
They used handfuls of wadded paper... |
00:36:53 |
...back in the 20th. |
00:36:57 |
I'm happy you're happy, |
00:37:00 |
...you've got a shelf |
00:37:04 |
He doesn't know how to use |
00:37:11 |
I can see how that'd be confusing. |
00:37:12 |
I don't believe it. |
00:37:20 |
Zach Lamb? |
00:37:23 |
What happened to you? |
00:37:25 |
I got older. |
00:37:27 |
My God, I remember when you were... |
00:37:30 |
...a rookie pilot. |
00:37:31 |
They finally grounded me. |
00:37:33 |
Shit, you were a damn good flyer. |
00:37:36 |
You're fined two credits for violation |
00:37:41 |
I'll be right back. |
00:37:43 |
They seem to be friends, yet... |
00:37:45 |
...he speaks to him |
00:37:47 |
If you'd read my study, you'd know |
00:37:52 |
I knew that. |
00:37:53 |
Thanks a lot you shit-brained, |
00:37:59 |
...pain in the ass. |
00:38:01 |
...for repeated violations |
00:38:04 |
So much for the sea shells. |
00:38:06 |
See you in a few minutes. |
00:38:14 |
Unfortunately Simon Phoenix |
00:38:17 |
While you're sleeping |
00:38:19 |
It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau. |
00:38:24 |
...is sewn into the skin. |
00:38:25 |
Sensors all over the city |
00:38:28 |
I can't even conceive what you police |
00:38:32 |
We worked. This fascist crap |
00:38:35 |
What do you think you're scratching? |
00:38:38 |
You really think we'd let you go |
00:38:40 |
Your code was implanted |
00:38:43 |
Why not just shove a leash up my ass? |
00:38:46 |
You dirty meat-eater! |
00:38:48 |
No matter how Viking your era was... |
00:38:50 |
...I cannot digest how |
00:38:53 |
You're going back, John Spartan, |
00:38:56 |
Could you two please |
00:38:59 |
We need every cortex we can get here. |
00:39:01 |
We don't need the Neanderthal. |
00:39:03 |
Our computer has already |
00:39:06 |
...resulting from the appearance |
00:39:08 |
It's determined he'll try to set up |
00:39:12 |
That is correct. |
00:39:15 |
I hate to interrupt you two... |
00:39:17 |
...but that's fucking stupid. |
00:39:19 |
You think he wants to start a business? |
00:39:21 |
Phoenix is going for a gun. |
00:39:23 |
Plain and simple. |
00:39:25 |
Trust me. |
00:39:26 |
He's going for a gun. |
00:39:28 |
Who cares what this primate thinks? |
00:39:30 |
Resonate some understanding. |
00:39:32 |
The only place a person |
00:39:36 |
...is at a museum. |
00:39:44 |
Welcome to the San Angeles |
00:39:47 |
Beneath you is an excavation... |
00:39:50 |
...of an actual 20th century |
00:39:53 |
...of Los Angeles, preserved |
00:39:58 |
For specific information |
00:40:02 |
Firearms are displayed in the Armory... |
00:40:05 |
...located on Level A. |
00:40:09 |
You are entering the Hall of Violence... |
00:40:12 |
...a visual representation |
00:40:16 |
...during the late 20th century. |
00:40:19 |
Home, sweet home. |
00:40:24 |
John Spartan, even if Simon Phoenix was |
00:40:28 |
...it'd be impossible to remove them. |
00:40:30 |
She's right. They're located |
00:40:34 |
It's just a hunch. Trust me on this. |
00:40:37 |
It's a cop thing. |
00:40:38 |
And what am I, a frog? |
00:40:42 |
Excuse me. |
00:40:43 |
I'll drive. |
00:40:49 |
Resetting all bio-links for new driver. |
00:40:52 |
Weight, height, peripheral vision set. |
00:40:55 |
If you would like... |
00:40:56 |
...to commence transportation, |
00:41:01 |
You drive. |
00:41:07 |
Welcome, Lenina Huxley. |
00:41:20 |
You seem very much alone, |
00:41:23 |
...things aren't all that different. |
00:41:26 |
Perhaps you'd like to hear |
00:41:28 |
Oh, what a relief it is. |
00:41:30 |
This is the town's most popular station. |
00:41:32 |
Wall to wall mini-tunes. |
00:41:35 |
The classic you've been waiting for. |
00:41:37 |
The number one request: |
00:41:41 |
"Kids eat Armour Hot Dogs..." |
00:41:43 |
This is my fave! |
00:41:45 |
"Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks |
00:41:47 |
"Tall kids, sissy kids, |
00:41:50 |
"...chicken pox love hot dogs |
00:41:52 |
"Armour Hot Dogs |
00:41:54 |
"The dogs kids love to bite." |
00:42:03 |
Someone put me back in the fridge. |
00:42:07 |
You are entering the armory exhibit. |
00:42:10 |
Here you will find displays |
00:42:14 |
So sorry. Didn't see you there. |
00:42:18 |
Sweet baby. |
00:42:22 |
Oh, shit. |
00:42:32 |
This is what I'm talking about. |
00:42:35 |
How do I get in here? |
00:42:36 |
Is there a 15 day waiting period? |
00:42:42 |
Motherfucker. |
00:42:49 |
Oh, fuck it. |
00:42:51 |
Mellow greetings. |
00:42:52 |
What seems to be your boggle? |
00:42:54 |
My boggle? |
00:43:01 |
How much do you weigh? |
00:43:03 |
I weigh... |
00:43:11 |
Please vacate the museum, patrons. |
00:43:14 |
Be calm. |
00:43:16 |
Please vacate... |
00:43:18 |
...the museum, patrons. Be calm. |
00:43:20 |
Wait a minute, this is the future. |
00:43:23 |
Where are all the phaser guns? |
00:43:29 |
Mellow greetings, sir. |
00:43:31 |
What's your boggle? |
00:43:39 |
Warning, please exit rapidly. |
00:43:41 |
The magnetic accelerator gun, |
00:43:45 |
...of this millennium, |
00:43:48 |
...through a nonlinear cycloid |
00:43:52 |
So, what? It needs batteries? |
00:43:53 |
What size? Where the fuck |
00:43:57 |
Is there a battery store around? |
00:43:58 |
Excuse me, patron. Can l... |
00:44:02 |
Where's Radio Shack? |
00:44:10 |
Sweet music to my ears. |
00:44:12 |
The magnetic accelerator gun |
00:44:17 |
I was thinking about leaving quickly. |
00:44:32 |
Did you see that? |
00:44:34 |
What? |
00:44:35 |
Never mind. I give up trying |
00:44:39 |
Excuse me, Rambo. |
00:44:46 |
Access and correlate procedure. |
00:44:48 |
Establish communication with intruder. |
00:44:51 |
Wrong. |
00:44:52 |
- Luke Skywalker, use the Force. |
00:44:55 |
- What the hell is this? |
00:44:58 |
Does it work? |
00:45:03 |
Guess so. |
00:45:05 |
He's trapped in section 8. |
00:45:06 |
Make sure the building's clear. |
00:45:09 |
Done. I want a visual. |
00:45:10 |
Every corridor of the museum, |
00:45:16 |
You guys wait here. |
00:45:20 |
Museum patron, |
00:45:26 |
Museum patron, you are now |
00:45:35 |
The armory exhibit is now sealed. |
00:45:38 |
All museum patrons still |
00:45:43 |
Help is imminent. |
00:45:48 |
This museum is no longer sealed. |
00:45:52 |
What can I say? |
00:45:54 |
You should've stayed there. |
00:45:56 |
That voice sounds familiar. |
00:46:02 |
Bad aim, blondie. |
00:46:04 |
John Spartan? |
00:46:06 |
They let anybody into this century! |
00:46:13 |
Simon says, bleed! |
00:46:17 |
Great. Just great. |
00:46:18 |
You're making it too easy. |
00:46:20 |
Come on, you piece of shit! |
00:46:23 |
Let me get this right. |
00:46:25 |
They defrosted you just so you |
00:46:30 |
I've dreamed about killing you |
00:46:35 |
Keep dreamin'! |
00:47:33 |
Magnetic accelerator activated. |
00:47:35 |
About time. |
00:47:37 |
Past is over! |
00:47:38 |
Time for something new and improved! |
00:47:40 |
Oh, hell. |
00:47:45 |
Shit! I love this gun! |
00:47:54 |
How do you like the future? |
00:48:07 |
Come on! |
00:48:16 |
That must hurt! |
00:48:17 |
Huh, soldier boy? |
00:48:20 |
You're on TV! |
00:48:21 |
Oh, shit! |
00:48:29 |
You're dead! |
00:48:30 |
Forgot to say, "Simon says." |
00:48:37 |
Oh, shit. |
00:48:38 |
Good one. |
00:48:43 |
Sorry you must go! |
00:48:45 |
Shit! |
00:49:15 |
Our noble facility has been |
00:49:19 |
Someone will pay dearly for this. |
00:49:25 |
Sir, the stress breeder is inside |
00:49:31 |
Shit. Being frozen must |
00:49:35 |
I'll get you with the next shot. |
00:49:39 |
I don't think so. |
00:49:42 |
No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang. |
00:49:46 |
You were doing so well. |
00:49:49 |
Don't you have a job to do? |
00:49:52 |
Isn't there a thought repeating |
00:49:56 |
The name Friendly. |
00:49:58 |
Mr. Edgar Friendly. |
00:50:00 |
Don't you have someone to kill? |
00:50:09 |
- Yeah, I do. |
00:50:13 |
Then go and do your job. |
00:50:17 |
Shit. |
00:50:19 |
Saved by the bell. |
00:50:26 |
Shit! |
00:50:36 |
Damn! |
00:50:39 |
You're lucky he didn't whack you. |
00:50:42 |
I must say that whacking, whatever |
00:50:47 |
You scared him away. |
00:50:49 |
I don't know how to thank you. |
00:50:51 |
No problem. |
00:50:55 |
Not bad for a 74-year-old. |
00:50:58 |
Simon Phoenix knows |
00:51:01 |
He's finally matched his meat. |
00:51:03 |
You really licked his ass. |
00:51:06 |
That's "met his match"... |
00:51:08 |
...and "kicked his ass." |
00:51:11 |
"Met his match and kicked his ass." |
00:51:14 |
Captain Earle... |
00:51:16 |
Who is this man? |
00:51:18 |
John Spartan, temporarily reinstated |
00:51:22 |
...to pursue the cryo-con Simon Phoenix. |
00:51:26 |
You told us to do everything |
00:51:30 |
Yes, I did. I did. |
00:51:32 |
Yes, I do recall the exploits |
00:51:36 |
Yes, of course. The Demolition Man. |
00:51:39 |
That's quite all right. |
00:51:41 |
Unexpected. Creative. |
00:51:44 |
But quite all right. |
00:51:45 |
John Spartan, welcome. |
00:51:48 |
In honor of your arrival and your... |
00:51:50 |
...protection of the sanctity of life... |
00:51:53 |
...namely my own... |
00:51:54 |
...I would like to invite you |
00:51:57 |
Both of you. |
00:51:58 |
Please, I insist. |
00:52:00 |
I would like you to accompany me... |
00:52:02 |
...to Taco Bell. |
00:52:07 |
Look forward to it. Thanks. |
00:52:15 |
Taco Bell? |
00:52:19 |
So let me get this right: |
00:52:21 |
Spacely Sprockets here, who's now |
00:52:25 |
...who wants to take me to Taco Bell... |
00:52:28 |
...and I wouldn't mind a burrito... |
00:52:29 |
...has also built the damn cryo-prison? |
00:52:31 |
John Spartan, you are fined... |
00:52:34 |
Dr. Cocteau is the most |
00:52:37 |
He practically created |
00:52:39 |
...savage. |
00:52:41 |
He can have it. |
00:52:44 |
Phoenix could be anywhere... |
00:52:45 |
...but not being coded can limit him. |
00:52:47 |
Correct. Money is outmoded. |
00:52:49 |
All transactions are through codes. |
00:52:51 |
So he can't buy food |
00:52:54 |
It'd be a waste of time to mug someone. |
00:52:57 |
Unless he rips off someone's hand. |
00:52:59 |
But with officers patrolling... |
00:53:01 |
...it should be just a matter |
00:53:06 |
We already have a backup plan. |
00:53:09 |
We can wait for another code to go red. |
00:53:11 |
When Phoenix performs |
00:53:14 |
...we'll know exactly where to pounce. |
00:53:17 |
Great plan. |
00:53:18 |
Thank you. |
00:53:25 |
I've been an enthusiast of your |
00:53:29 |
In fact, I perused some visuals |
00:53:33 |
Hold it. |
00:53:35 |
The Schwarzenegger Library? |
00:53:37 |
Yes, the Schwarzenegger |
00:53:40 |
Wasn't he an actor? |
00:53:41 |
He was President? |
00:53:43 |
Even though he wasn't a native, his |
00:53:48 |
I don't want to know. |
00:53:52 |
President. |
00:54:02 |
What's this? No welcome mat? |
00:54:06 |
What is this? |
00:54:11 |
How do they expect you to kill somebody? |
00:54:16 |
Oh, shit, I love that smell. |
00:54:19 |
All right. A job is a job. |
00:54:23 |
Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you're, |
00:54:30 |
What's with Cocteau? |
00:54:32 |
He says I saved his life, |
00:54:35 |
My reward is dinner and |
00:54:38 |
I like Mexican food, but... |
00:54:41 |
Your tone is quasi-facetious. |
00:54:44 |
Taco Bell is the only restaurant |
00:54:47 |
So? |
00:54:49 |
Now all restaurants are Taco Bell. |
00:54:53 |
No way. |
00:55:03 |
Welcome to Taco Bell. |
00:55:06 |
Enjoy your meal. |
00:55:09 |
"Valley of the Jolly Green Giant |
00:55:14 |
"Good things from the garden |
00:55:16 |
"Garden in the valley |
00:55:18 |
"Valley of the Jolly Green Giant" |
00:55:24 |
Here comes the Neanderthal. |
00:55:26 |
Mr. Spartan over there please, |
00:55:29 |
Thank you. |
00:55:33 |
How are you doing? |
00:55:37 |
Enjoy-joy your meal, sir. |
00:55:40 |
Good thing I'm hungry. |
00:55:41 |
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise |
00:55:46 |
...my savior... |
00:55:48 |
...Detective John Spartan. |
00:55:52 |
Appreciate it. |
00:55:56 |
Greetings and salutations. |
00:55:58 |
I'm Associate Bob. |
00:56:00 |
We met before, ever so briefly. |
00:56:05 |
Do you have the salt? |
00:56:07 |
Salt is not good for you, |
00:56:11 |
So, John Spartan... |
00:56:12 |
...tell me... |
00:56:13 |
...what do you think |
00:56:18 |
I thought the future would |
00:56:22 |
You weren't here |
00:56:25 |
Civilization tried to destroy itself. |
00:56:28 |
The city degenerated |
00:56:31 |
People stayed home, afraid to go out. |
00:56:37 |
When I saw the chance |
00:56:40 |
...I seized it. |
00:00:01 |
If I had not, the radiance |
00:00:05 |
Just your rotting cesspool of hate and |
00:00:10 |
Can you book me a flight |
00:00:14 |
John Spartan... |
00:00:15 |
...for your crimes you would |
00:00:19 |
...in jail before now. |
00:00:20 |
Even you must appreciate |
00:00:24 |
...of the cryo-prison system? |
00:00:27 |
I don't want to spoil your dinner, but |
00:00:32 |
I had feelings and thoughts. |
00:00:34 |
A 36-year nightmare about people |
00:00:38 |
You were awake? I don't think so. |
00:00:40 |
I think so. |
00:00:42 |
My wife beating her fists against |
00:00:46 |
Then you woke me up and told me |
00:00:51 |
It would have been more humane |
00:00:56 |
What would you say if I called you |
00:00:59 |
...symbolic of the decayed era |
00:01:04 |
I don't know. "Thanks"? |
00:01:06 |
I thought during rehabilitation... |
00:01:08 |
...the prisoners were not conscious. |
00:01:12 |
The side effects of the cryo-process... |
00:01:14 |
...are unavoidable. |
00:01:15 |
You were found guilty of a crime. |
00:01:17 |
You owed and still owe |
00:01:19 |
There's nothing I can do. |
00:01:21 |
Yes, call for backup. |
00:01:24 |
Where're you going? |
00:01:25 |
Bad guys about to do bad things. |
00:01:48 |
Go for the truck! |
00:01:50 |
The food's there! |
00:01:54 |
Grab the big box! Move! |
00:02:07 |
You'll regret this all your life. |
00:02:16 |
Good night! |
00:02:26 |
Get him! |
00:02:45 |
What a fucking hero. Come on. |
00:02:56 |
Please, don't. |
00:03:03 |
What the hell?! |
00:03:05 |
Such reckless abandonment. |
00:03:07 |
Looks like there is |
00:03:09 |
That's "sheriff." Who are those guys? |
00:03:12 |
They're known as scraps. |
00:03:14 |
Outcasts and deserters |
00:03:16 |
...in sewers and abandoned tunnels. |
00:03:20 |
They're a constant irritation |
00:03:23 |
They're nothing but thugs. |
00:03:25 |
A society of thieves. The remaining |
00:03:30 |
But plans are in progress |
00:03:33 |
You're better live than on laser disk. |
00:03:36 |
The way you paused to make |
00:03:39 |
...with that Scrap... |
00:03:41 |
This isn't the Wild West, okay? |
00:03:43 |
The Wild West wasn't even |
00:03:45 |
Hurting people isn't good. |
00:03:47 |
Sometimes it is, but not... |
00:03:49 |
...when it's people looking for food. |
00:04:00 |
San Angeles time is now 22:15. |
00:04:03 |
Coding off. |
00:04:04 |
Auto-drive. |
00:04:06 |
Auto-drive engaged. |
00:04:13 |
I'm sorry I yelled at you. |
00:04:16 |
No need for retractions. |
00:04:19 |
I assimilated too much contraband. |
00:04:22 |
I fleshed you out as a blow-up-the-bad- |
00:04:26 |
But you're the moody-gunslinger-who- |
00:04:31 |
Stop. |
00:04:32 |
What? |
00:04:33 |
I just do my job and things get... |
00:04:35 |
Demolished. |
00:04:43 |
I think of my daughter growing up |
00:04:47 |
I'm afraid she'll think I'm a primitive. |
00:04:50 |
As much as I want to see her, |
00:04:53 |
Because I don't think I'll fit in well. |
00:04:56 |
Not at all. |
00:04:59 |
It'd be a misuse of police powers, |
00:05:09 |
Sorry. |
00:05:14 |
Subject change. I got what you wanted. |
00:05:16 |
Great. |
00:05:22 |
What's that for? |
00:05:24 |
It's one of those cop hunches. |
00:05:35 |
Lights. |
00:05:38 |
I've changed that. |
00:05:40 |
Illuminate. |
00:05:43 |
Deluminate. |
00:05:48 |
Isn't that nicer? |
00:05:49 |
Go ahead, you try. |
00:05:52 |
Illuminate. |
00:05:56 |
Raymond, Raymond, we've got to talk. |
00:05:59 |
How did you get in? |
00:06:01 |
Wish I knew. I got pass codes. |
00:06:04 |
Routes to underground kingdoms. |
00:06:06 |
Complete access |
00:06:09 |
I don't even know what that means. |
00:06:12 |
But I've been meaning |
00:06:15 |
I like it a lot! |
00:06:18 |
You have these skills for a reason. |
00:06:20 |
Not for your personal amusement. |
00:06:23 |
Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly |
00:06:28 |
That is why you were rehabilitated. |
00:06:33 |
All right. I'm going to do |
00:06:37 |
But it'll be more |
00:06:40 |
I'm going to need some help. |
00:06:43 |
I'll need about five or |
00:06:47 |
I happen to have a list. |
00:06:49 |
I wouldn't want you to defrost any of |
00:06:54 |
And none of those motherfuckers |
00:06:57 |
So you're going to be |
00:07:05 |
Fine. |
00:07:07 |
Do it. |
00:07:09 |
Just get it over with. |
00:07:11 |
You're more trouble than you're worth. |
00:07:13 |
Oh, Raymond, don't say that. |
00:07:17 |
And what do I get out of all this? |
00:07:22 |
What do you want? |
00:07:24 |
Malibu. |
00:07:26 |
Santa Monica. |
00:07:31 |
I'll bear it in mind. |
00:07:33 |
- Good, I'll send you a memo. |
00:07:40 |
What is John Spartan doing here? |
00:07:44 |
Did you invite him to this party? |
00:07:48 |
Look, you finish your business... |
00:07:50 |
...and I'll stuff him |
00:07:52 |
Think of him as a guarantee. |
00:07:55 |
A guarantee? |
00:07:57 |
You don't have much of a guarantee. |
00:08:00 |
I took care of Spartan once, |
00:08:06 |
Now we need those men defrosted. |
00:08:13 |
Is this where you live? |
00:08:15 |
Very not bad. |
00:08:16 |
Thank you. |
00:08:18 |
Where will I be staying? |
00:08:20 |
I've procured you a domicile |
00:08:27 |
Everything is voice coded, |
00:08:29 |
Lights. |
00:08:32 |
What do you think? |
00:08:35 |
Clicked off a lot of credits |
00:08:38 |
It's very... |
00:08:39 |
Isn't it? |
00:08:43 |
John Spartan... |
00:08:47 |
There's a well-known, documented... |
00:08:49 |
...connection between sex and violence. |
00:08:53 |
Not so much a causal effect... |
00:08:55 |
...but a general state |
00:08:58 |
And... |
00:09:00 |
...after having observed your |
00:09:04 |
...my resultant condition... |
00:09:09 |
...I was wondering |
00:09:17 |
With you? |
00:09:21 |
Here? |
00:09:23 |
Now? |
00:09:28 |
Great! |
00:09:32 |
I'll be right back. |
00:09:50 |
Love boat? |
00:10:10 |
Here. |
00:10:17 |
Now, just relax. |
00:10:21 |
Begin what? |
00:10:23 |
Having sex, of course. |
00:11:21 |
You broke contact. |
00:11:23 |
Contact? I didn't even touch you yet. |
00:11:25 |
You said you wanted to make love. |
00:11:27 |
Is that what this is? |
00:11:31 |
Vir-sex produces high alpha waves |
00:11:36 |
Let's do it the old-fashioned way. |
00:11:39 |
Disgusting! |
00:11:41 |
You mean... |
00:11:43 |
...fluid transfer? |
00:11:48 |
That is no longer done. |
00:11:50 |
Do you know what the exchange |
00:11:53 |
Kids, smoking, raiding the fridge. |
00:11:55 |
Rampant exchange of bodily fluids |
00:12:00 |
After AIDS, there was NRS, |
00:12:04 |
One of the first things Cocteau did |
00:12:07 |
...and engineer all fluid transfer |
00:12:11 |
Not even a mouth transfer's condoned. |
00:12:14 |
Kissing's not allowed?! |
00:12:15 |
I was a good kisser. |
00:12:19 |
What about kids? |
00:12:20 |
Procreation? |
00:12:22 |
We go to a lab. |
00:12:24 |
Fluids are purified, screened... |
00:12:26 |
...and transferred by authorized |
00:12:29 |
It is the only legal way. |
00:12:34 |
What're you doing? |
00:12:36 |
Breaking the law. |
00:12:39 |
You are a savage creature. |
00:12:42 |
I wish you to leave my domicile. Now! |
00:12:51 |
You know... |
00:13:11 |
Code accepted. |
00:13:24 |
Lights. |
00:13:42 |
"He doesn't know how to use |
00:13:51 |
Happy Halloween. |
00:14:23 |
"Behavioral engineering"? |
00:14:26 |
Hi, Marty, I was thinking... |
00:14:42 |
Our noble facility has been desecrated. |
00:14:46 |
Someone will pay dearly for this. |
00:14:52 |
Sir, the stress breeder |
00:14:57 |
Shit! Being frozen must've thrown |
00:15:00 |
The next shot. |
00:15:01 |
I don't think so. |
00:15:03 |
No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang. |
00:15:18 |
I'm sorry about last night. |
00:15:22 |
This is for you. |
00:15:27 |
For me? |
00:15:31 |
Thank you. |
00:15:35 |
I'll drive. |
00:15:37 |
I must learn to do this sometime. |
00:15:52 |
Thanks for the gift. |
00:15:55 |
I don't know what's in my cryo-sludge |
00:16:00 |
How come I know what a zipperfoot, |
00:16:05 |
I could weave a throw rug |
00:16:08 |
It's part of your rehab program. |
00:16:10 |
For each inmate the computer |
00:16:13 |
...suited to their genetic disposition. |
00:16:15 |
It implants the knowledge... |
00:16:16 |
...and the desire |
00:16:21 |
I'm a seamstress? |
00:16:23 |
That's great. |
00:16:24 |
I come out of cryo-prison |
00:16:27 |
Phoenix can access computers, |
00:16:29 |
...knows the location |
00:16:32 |
...and is stronger than before? |
00:16:37 |
Can you get me his rehab program? |
00:16:42 |
- I'm a seamstress. |
00:16:45 |
Access Simon Phoenix. |
00:16:47 |
Accessing. |
00:16:49 |
Access denied. |
00:16:51 |
- What? |
00:16:53 |
It can't be right. |
00:16:58 |
Access granted, Officer Huxley. |
00:17:02 |
Accessing Simon Phoenix, |
00:17:05 |
Urban Combatkill. |
00:17:07 |
Torture Methodology. |
00:17:09 |
- There must be a mistake. |
00:17:11 |
Terrorism Tactics. Weapons Training. |
00:17:14 |
Explosives technician. |
00:17:16 |
- This isn't a rehab program. |
00:17:19 |
This would create a monster. |
00:17:21 |
Who develops these programs? |
00:17:23 |
Cocteau Industries. |
00:17:25 |
But why would the benevolent... |
00:17:27 |
...Dr. Cocteau send such a brute |
00:17:30 |
Good question. Let's go ask him. |
00:17:32 |
You do not accuse our savior |
00:17:36 |
...multi-murderer like Phoenix. It's... |
00:17:39 |
...rude. |
00:17:41 |
I'll be subtle. |
00:17:43 |
I'm good at subtle. |
00:17:47 |
Mellow greetings. |
00:17:48 |
We welcome you... |
00:17:50 |
...to the Cocteau Behavioral |
00:17:53 |
Be well. |
00:17:54 |
Enhance your calm, John Spartan. |
00:18:01 |
Mellow apologies for my lack |
00:18:05 |
...but I have a city /gov to run. |
00:18:07 |
Well, run this. |
00:18:09 |
You programmed Phoenix's rehab |
00:18:12 |
And I don't think |
00:18:15 |
Very subtle. |
00:18:16 |
Outside the museum, |
00:18:18 |
What did you say? |
00:18:20 |
I don't remember. Does it matter? |
00:18:22 |
It matters. I saw the security disk. |
00:18:25 |
He had 10 seconds to figure out |
00:18:28 |
This display of barbaric behavior |
00:18:35 |
But it worked. |
00:18:41 |
When Phoenix has a gun, 10 seconds |
00:18:47 |
Not everyone is as eager as you... |
00:18:48 |
...to resort to violence |
00:18:53 |
I wonder if the chaos in the museum was |
00:18:59 |
Wonder about this... |
00:19:00 |
...shithead. |
00:19:01 |
If you think you got this maniac |
00:19:05 |
...you don't. |
00:19:06 |
Is there something specific you plan |
00:19:14 |
No, I didn't think so. |
00:19:17 |
The only thing I haven't got |
00:19:20 |
But that can be solved. |
00:19:22 |
You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead. |
00:19:26 |
...your past is dead. |
00:19:28 |
Dead things cannot |
00:19:31 |
...enjoy your moment... |
00:19:33 |
...of prehistoric bravado because |
00:19:36 |
Like everything else in your life. |
00:19:39 |
Officer, return this man |
00:19:43 |
Be well. |
00:19:45 |
Be fucked. |
00:19:47 |
You are fined one credit... |
00:19:54 |
Greetings, Citizen. |
00:19:58 |
I'll wait here. |
00:20:00 |
Let's go. |
00:20:01 |
- I don't know. |
00:20:03 |
I hope you know what you're doing. |
00:20:06 |
You're asking me to disobey |
00:20:09 |
I'm to escort you to the cryo-prison. |
00:20:11 |
I must get that maniac and put him |
00:20:15 |
- Enhance your calm. |
00:20:18 |
I'll enhance that psycho's calm. |
00:20:23 |
You don't have to come with me. |
00:20:26 |
Even if Phoenix was programmed |
00:20:30 |
...why are you going to the wasteland? |
00:20:32 |
Your city-wide manhunt didn't work |
00:20:36 |
...you can't monitor... |
00:20:38 |
...afraid to go and |
00:20:42 |
I want to go down there, find Phoenix |
00:20:47 |
Do you want to come? Or arrest me? |
00:20:52 |
I'm with you. |
00:20:54 |
Let's go blow this guy. |
00:20:58 |
Away. |
00:20:59 |
Blow this guy away. |
00:21:02 |
Whatever. |
00:21:09 |
She has a way with words. |
00:21:17 |
What's wrong? |
00:21:18 |
It's not very clean. |
00:21:24 |
A real garden spot. |
00:21:26 |
Okay, which way? |
00:21:28 |
Over there. |
00:21:29 |
Okay, be ready for anything. |
00:21:39 |
"My dog's better than your dog |
00:21:42 |
"My dog's better than yours |
00:21:44 |
"My dog's better 'cause |
00:21:48 |
I'm sorry, when I'm nervous, I... |
00:21:51 |
Sorry. |
00:21:52 |
Over here. |
00:22:14 |
What's that emanation? |
00:22:20 |
Come on. |
00:22:30 |
Relax. I just want a burger and a beer. |
00:22:34 |
How will I pay? |
00:22:37 |
It's better to give. |
00:22:47 |
Want a slug? |
00:22:51 |
No, thank you. |
00:22:52 |
I think I'll be sick. |
00:22:54 |
Oh, God. |
00:22:56 |
It's fantastic. You must try one. |
00:22:59 |
Don't ask where the meat comes from. |
00:23:01 |
What do you mean? |
00:23:03 |
See any cows around here? |
00:23:13 |
Rat? |
00:23:16 |
This is a rat burger? |
00:23:22 |
Not bad. |
00:23:24 |
It's the best burger I've had in years. |
00:23:29 |
See you later. |
00:23:53 |
They don't seem very hostile, |
00:23:57 |
No, they don't. |
00:24:07 |
Now that's a thing of beauty. |
00:24:11 |
Do you know what this is? |
00:24:13 |
A 1970 Oldsmobile 442. |
00:24:18 |
With a 455-cubic-inch engine. |
00:24:21 |
Radial tires and bucket seats. |
00:24:25 |
I'm impressed. |
00:24:26 |
I studied. |
00:24:27 |
So did I. Hand over the glow-rod. |
00:24:30 |
Your friends too. Come on. |
00:24:40 |
You got balls, coming down here. |
00:24:43 |
We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller. |
00:24:45 |
Can you help us or just bully us |
00:24:53 |
Maybe they're not primitive. |
00:24:58 |
Think you're taking me in? |
00:24:59 |
Guess what? |
00:25:00 |
Not happening. |
00:25:02 |
Tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass. |
00:25:05 |
It'll take an army to get rid of me. |
00:25:07 |
I don't give a shit. |
00:25:10 |
I don't know who the hell you are, |
00:25:14 |
So stay here, be well |
00:25:19 |
Let's dump them up top. |
00:25:23 |
Wait a minute. |
00:25:26 |
You're the guy outside Taco Bell. |
00:25:30 |
What do you want? |
00:25:31 |
You weren't part of the Cocteau plan. |
00:25:34 |
Greed, deception, abuse of power. |
00:25:39 |
- That's why you're here? |
00:25:42 |
See... |
00:25:43 |
According to Cocteau's plan... |
00:25:45 |
...l'm an enemy because I like to think. |
00:25:48 |
I like to read. |
00:25:49 |
I'm into freedom of speech and choice. |
00:25:51 |
I like to sit in a greasy spoon... |
00:25:53 |
...and think, "Should I have steak |
00:25:57 |
I want high cholesterol. |
00:25:59 |
I want to eat bacon, butter and cheese. |
00:26:01 |
I want to smoke a cigar |
00:26:04 |
I want to run through |
00:26:07 |
...reading "Playboy" magazine |
00:26:10 |
I've seen the future. |
00:26:12 |
It's a 47-year-old virgin... |
00:26:14 |
...drinking a banana-broccoli shake |
00:26:17 |
Up top, you live Cocteau's way. |
00:26:18 |
What he wants, when he wants, |
00:26:20 |
Your other choice: Come here. |
00:26:24 |
Maybe starve to death. |
00:26:26 |
Why don't you take charge and |
00:26:29 |
I'm no leader. |
00:26:30 |
I do what I have to do. |
00:26:32 |
Sometimes people join me. |
00:26:34 |
I just want to bury Cocteau up to his |
00:26:39 |
Then I got bad news. |
00:26:41 |
I think he wants to kill you. |
00:26:46 |
All right gentlemen, let's review. |
00:26:49 |
It's 2032. |
00:26:51 |
That's 2-0-3-2. |
00:26:55 |
And I'm sorry to say that |
00:27:00 |
...Brady Bunch version of itself |
00:27:05 |
All we have to do |
00:27:08 |
...is to kill a man named Friendly, |
00:27:13 |
But there's an extra added bonus. |
00:27:17 |
We get to kill... |
00:27:19 |
...the man who put us in the freezer. |
00:27:21 |
You mean... |
00:27:22 |
...we get to kill John Spartan? |
00:27:24 |
Exactly. |
00:27:25 |
I want you to loot, pillage, |
00:27:29 |
Do all the wonderful things we used |
00:27:34 |
This world will be ours! |
00:27:36 |
Let's bring back the good old days! |
00:27:38 |
Are you with me? |
00:27:40 |
Are you with me? Let's do it! |
00:27:45 |
It is a curious conclusion |
00:27:49 |
But I can find no fault in your logic. |
00:27:52 |
Phoenix would be the perfect weapon |
00:27:57 |
I'm impressed, John Spartan. |
00:27:59 |
They thawed him out just to kill me? |
00:28:02 |
- I'm flattered. |
00:28:06 |
This guy's a certifiable nightmare. |
00:28:08 |
That's why you're here? |
00:28:12 |
I must have done something right |
00:28:16 |
Can't imagine what that |
00:28:20 |
Two for the price of one. |
00:28:22 |
Let's take them. |
00:28:29 |
Stay down! |
00:29:02 |
I'll be damned. |
00:29:33 |
Everything's wrong. |
00:29:50 |
There's an elevator shaft at the top. |
00:29:55 |
So we're going up? |
00:29:57 |
Momentito, Senorita Huxley. |
00:30:17 |
How nice! Must've been expecting me. |
00:30:36 |
Now what? |
00:30:37 |
Buckle up. |
00:31:01 |
There he is! In my car! |
00:31:09 |
I'll be goddamned. |
00:31:16 |
What's happening to cops today? |
00:31:18 |
Don't you know |
00:31:39 |
Auto-inflate! |
00:31:40 |
Auto-inflate. |
00:31:46 |
That was lovely. |
00:31:48 |
Huxley, drive! |
00:31:49 |
Okay, I've read all about this. |
00:31:54 |
What do I do now? Push this pedal? |
00:31:59 |
Okay, I got it. |
00:32:09 |
Punch it! |
00:32:11 |
Excuse me? |
00:32:12 |
Push the pedal as hard as you can! |
00:32:26 |
No free rides! |
00:32:32 |
Emergency, doors open. |
00:32:34 |
Doors opening. |
00:32:36 |
Say hello to my friend. |
00:32:50 |
Doors close! |
00:32:51 |
Malfunction. |
00:32:57 |
Computer, auto-drive. |
00:32:59 |
Auto-drive engaged. |
00:33:01 |
Going to cut your hair! |
00:33:04 |
Remember the 40 bus passengers... |
00:33:07 |
...you blew up trying to get me? |
00:33:10 |
They were already dead. |
00:33:13 |
Cold as Haagen-Dazs! |
00:33:22 |
I went to jail with a 36-year smile. |
00:33:26 |
You're dead. |
00:33:27 |
Speak for yourself. |
00:33:38 |
Self-drive! |
00:33:39 |
Unable to execute. |
00:33:41 |
- Self-drive! Now! |
00:33:43 |
Unable to execute. |
00:33:44 |
Emergency! |
00:33:48 |
Brake! |
00:33:50 |
Self-drive engaged. |
00:33:53 |
Brake! Brake! |
00:33:57 |
Brake now, you, |
00:34:33 |
Are you in there? |
00:34:36 |
Who do you think it is, Huxley? |
00:34:46 |
I thought your life force |
00:34:49 |
I thought I was history too. |
00:34:51 |
What happened? All of a sudden, |
00:34:55 |
It's the securefoam. |
00:34:58 |
Look at you, you're in shambles. |
00:35:01 |
I can fix it later. |
00:35:04 |
Did I really say that? |
00:35:16 |
You caveman, you're under arrest! |
00:35:19 |
Return to the cryo-prison. |
00:35:21 |
I heard all that. |
00:35:25 |
I need something. |
00:35:31 |
Shit! |
00:35:32 |
Defensive red alert! |
00:35:35 |
Stun batons on. |
00:35:38 |
Relax. |
00:35:40 |
Did you bump your noggin... |
00:35:42 |
...and think you're Pancho Villa? |
00:35:44 |
Who? |
00:35:46 |
Never mind. |
00:35:47 |
Time to take a stand. |
00:35:48 |
Good. While you're doing it, |
00:35:52 |
You'd use these weapons against |
00:35:56 |
We use these weapons |
00:36:01 |
You can't leave. |
00:36:02 |
You're under arrest. This very concept |
00:36:07 |
Skip it, Chief. |
00:36:09 |
Lieutenant Huxley! |
00:36:11 |
Chief... |
00:36:12 |
...you can take this job |
00:36:17 |
Take this job... |
00:36:19 |
...and shovel it. |
00:36:22 |
Close enough. |
00:36:29 |
I hadn't counted on this but I must say, |
00:36:34 |
People are terrified of you. |
00:36:36 |
What's new? People have always |
00:36:39 |
But this time they're |
00:36:44 |
Now... |
00:36:45 |
...l'll have carte blanche |
00:36:51 |
My society. |
00:36:53 |
San Angeles will be a beacon of order... |
00:36:56 |
...with the purity of an ant colony. |
00:37:00 |
And the beauty of a flawless pearl. |
00:37:03 |
People have a right to be assholes. |
00:37:07 |
You remind me of... |
00:37:10 |
...an evil Mr. Rogers. |
00:37:11 |
Will you please kill him? |
00:37:13 |
He's pissing me off. |
00:37:25 |
Put another log on the fire! |
00:37:28 |
I'll love running this place! |
00:37:37 |
Well, now... |
00:37:39 |
...what shall I do with you? |
00:37:43 |
I am an excellent associate, sir. |
00:37:46 |
I'd be delighted to continue |
00:37:51 |
Maybe we'd use... |
00:37:52 |
Excuse me, the police are here. |
00:37:55 |
Oh, man! |
00:38:21 |
What the hell are you doing?! |
00:38:41 |
I'm impressed. |
00:38:55 |
That man has died by my hands. |
00:38:58 |
It was him or us. |
00:39:01 |
There is that. |
00:39:03 |
Where'd you learn to kick like that? |
00:39:06 |
Jackie Chan movies. |
00:39:16 |
Looks like the Cocteau plan |
00:39:19 |
Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau. |
00:39:22 |
John Spartan, civilization as we know it |
00:39:27 |
What will we do? |
00:39:28 |
I don't know. |
00:39:31 |
What's that? |
00:39:37 |
This is bad. |
00:39:39 |
This is very bad. |
00:39:40 |
He's accessed the cryo-prison |
00:39:44 |
They don't like you. |
00:39:45 |
Most of these guys don't like |
00:39:49 |
How many are they? |
00:39:53 |
Eighty. |
00:39:55 |
All without rehab. |
00:39:56 |
They'll be re-animated |
00:39:58 |
We must stop this. |
00:40:02 |
I'm not at all pleased about having |
00:40:06 |
I now understand that under certain |
00:40:10 |
Good. |
00:40:16 |
I hope you understand this. |
00:40:27 |
I hope my butt didn't look like that. |
00:40:29 |
Okay, who do we have left that's good? |
00:40:32 |
Let's see... |
00:40:33 |
...Foulks, Patrick. |
00:40:35 |
Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy. |
00:40:38 |
How long before the rest are done? |
00:40:40 |
They're in the final |
00:40:42 |
Great. Absolutely great. |
00:40:45 |
Gentlemen! |
00:40:47 |
Thank you, but your services |
00:40:57 |
Send a maniac to catch a maniac. |
00:41:17 |
Attention. |
00:41:18 |
Attention. |
00:41:20 |
Cryo-prisoner defrosting |
00:41:22 |
...now entering final stage. |
00:41:26 |
Count down to reanimation |
00:41:30 |
...290, 310, 480... |
00:41:33 |
...570. |
00:41:35 |
10 minutes. |
00:41:38 |
- That's it. The very last one. |
00:41:42 |
Accessed. |
00:41:45 |
What the hell is that? |
00:42:22 |
Didn't expect that, did you?! |
00:42:24 |
Where're you going? |
00:42:26 |
I wish you the best of luck. |
00:42:29 |
Stupid. |
00:42:37 |
How's it hanging? |
00:42:40 |
I'm sure you're familiar with |
00:42:48 |
Why don't you struggle a little bit? |
00:42:51 |
What do you say? How about... |
00:42:53 |
...a little target practice. |
00:43:04 |
Did that hurt your head? |
00:43:25 |
Shit! Goddamn! |
00:43:34 |
Fuck! |
00:43:46 |
That's it! |
00:43:48 |
You won't get out of this one! |
00:43:53 |
I'll drop you in that vat of defrost... |
00:43:56 |
...and fry you like a chicken... |
00:43:59 |
...or with my little pinky, |
00:44:04 |
I'll be damned. |
00:44:45 |
Shit! Goddamn! |
00:44:47 |
What am I doing wrong? |
00:44:48 |
Cryo-prisoner re-animation... |
00:44:50 |
...sequence now entering final stage. |
00:44:59 |
Is it cold in here, or is it just me? |
00:45:03 |
Good memory. |
00:45:11 |
Come here! |
00:45:12 |
Shit! |
00:45:24 |
I hate cops! |
00:45:29 |
Look into my eyes. |
00:45:32 |
Not. |
00:46:15 |
This is the best day of my life. |
00:46:46 |
Heads up! |
00:47:36 |
Did you apprehend the villain |
00:47:40 |
I wouldn't say apprehend. |
00:47:42 |
But he's a history. |
00:47:44 |
And the cryo-prison... |
00:47:46 |
...is history too. |
00:47:50 |
What'll we do? |
00:47:52 |
How will we live? |
00:47:53 |
We'll go out drinking, |
00:47:57 |
Graffiti slogans, it'll be a blast. |
00:48:00 |
This is what you'll do. |
00:48:01 |
You'll get a little dirty... |
00:48:03 |
...you, a lot clean. |
00:48:05 |
And somewhere in the middle... |
00:48:08 |
You'll figure it out. |
00:48:10 |
Fucking-A. |
00:48:14 |
Well put. |
00:48:17 |
Greetings and salutations. |
00:48:19 |
I'm Associate Bob. And may I say... |
00:48:22 |
...it would be a pleasure |
00:48:26 |
Let's talk about the hair, okay? |
00:48:28 |
Pick a color. And lose the kimono. |
00:48:32 |
What are you, a surgeon? |
00:48:38 |
Thanks for rendering me unconscious. |
00:48:42 |
I did it for your own good. |
00:48:44 |
- We're supposed to be a team. |
00:48:55 |
Oh, my. |
00:48:57 |
Are all fluid transfer |
00:48:59 |
- Better. |
00:49:02 |
Oh, my. |
00:49:07 |
I think I'll like the future. |
00:49:09 |
Now that you've demolished everything. |
00:49:11 |
But there's one thing I want to know. |