Demolition Man

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00:00:52 Remember when they let airlines
00:00:55 I don't understand where we're going...
00:00:57 ...or why we're bothering anyhow.
00:01:00 - It's a good deed.
00:01:03 A maniac hijacked a municipal bus
00:01:07 I got a hunch where those passengers
00:01:10 Share it with us.
00:01:12 Phoenix.
00:01:14 Simon Phoenix.
00:01:51 Send a maniac to catch one.
00:01:55 Phoenix!
00:03:06 Don't move, Phoenix.
00:03:11 You're under arrest.
00:03:13 Arrest? Shit.
00:03:15 And you're trespassing.
00:03:18 Where are the passengers?
00:03:20 Oh, yes, the passengers.
00:03:22 Well, they're...
00:03:24 Fuck you.
00:03:25 The passengers are gone.
00:03:28 See, I told the city,
00:03:32 Postmen figured it out...
00:03:33 ...policemen figured it out.
00:03:35 But the goddamn bus drivers
00:03:39 Last time, Phoenix.
00:03:41 Where are the hostages?
00:03:43 To hell with the hostages!
00:03:51 What you got?
00:03:52 Do something.
00:03:53 Go ahead.
00:03:55 You're up to your ass in gasoline.
00:04:00 I'll set your ass on fire.
00:04:15 Is it cold in here?
00:04:17 Or is it just me?
00:04:49 Where are they, Phoenix?
00:04:51 Now, where did I put them?
00:04:53 I swear, I'd lose my head
00:04:57 I'll keep that in mind.
00:05:39 Damn it, I'm tired of this
00:05:43 You were not supposed
00:05:45 You were not supposed to attempt
00:05:48 ...and to blow anything up!
00:05:50 It wasn't me! He dumped the gas
00:05:53 Right, you weren't involved.
00:05:55 I know you've tried to nail
00:05:57 But remember a thing called...
00:05:59 ...police procedure?
00:06:01 - Where are the hostages?
00:06:03 What?!
00:06:04 He must've stashed them somewhere!
00:06:06 Are you sure they weren't in there?!
00:06:08 I did a thermo check and there was
00:06:11 Wrong again!
00:06:12 You got something to say?
00:06:15 Get him out of here!
00:06:17 Motherfucker!
00:06:18 We are going to have a chat.
00:06:21 Captain!
00:06:23 Over here! There're bodies everywhere!
00:06:26 There must be 20 or 30.
00:06:27 They're everywhere.
00:06:30 See that? I told him!
00:06:32 He said he didn't care!
00:06:34 How could you sacrifice
00:06:38 What kind of man are you?!
00:06:40 We'll spend a lot of quality
00:06:43 Honey! Sugar!
00:06:45 You got a lawyer, better call him.
00:07:42 John Spartan, you've done
00:07:46 So it is with some regret that I,
00:07:49 ...acting as Assistant Warden,
00:07:52 Skip it.
00:07:55 You've been sentenced to 70 years...
00:07:57 ...sub-zero re-habilitation
00:08:01 ...for the involuntary manslaughter
00:08:05 Skip it.
00:08:06 You'll be in cryo-stasis
00:08:09 ...and your behavior will be altered
00:08:13 You'll be eligible for parole
00:08:25 I'm sorry.
00:11:21 All personnel...
00:11:23 ...the next scheduled parole
00:11:26 ...takes place at 07:15.
00:11:29 Warden William Smithers,
00:11:39 Mellow greetings.
00:11:41 Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.
00:11:44 As it is a beautiful...
00:11:46 ...Monday morning and as my
00:11:50 ...l'm querying you
00:11:53 Does the tedium continue?
00:11:54 Your question is amusing but irrelevant.
00:11:57 The prisoners are ice cubes.
00:12:00 I find this lack of stimulus
00:12:03 - Don't you think?
00:12:05 You're young, think all you want.
00:12:08 Things don't happen anymore,
00:12:11 I'll fiber-op you back
00:12:13 Have a peachy day.
00:12:15 Be well.
00:12:16 Be well.
00:12:17 Vector 137.
00:12:19 Upcoming, Santa Monica Boulevard.
00:12:26 Retina coding accepted.
00:12:28 Warden Smithers, be well.
00:12:30 Go on.
00:12:39 Self-drive on.
00:12:40 Self-drive engaged.
00:12:42 Coding on.
00:12:44 No police presence is requested
00:12:48 Report to the station.
00:12:49 Oh, boy, how exciting.
00:13:25 That's it.
00:13:26 Food, glorious food.
00:13:28 There'll be another in 12 hours.
00:13:30 These assholes are predictable.
00:13:33 God, I hate this place!
00:13:34 But we're not ready, Friendly.
00:13:36 That doesn't really matter anymore.
00:13:38 People are hungry.
00:13:39 We've nothing to lose.
00:13:54 Greetings.
00:13:56 Lovely Lenina.
00:13:59 Greetings, welcome
00:14:03 If you prefer an automated response,
00:14:06 Be well.
00:14:11 Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.
00:14:13 Let me guess, all is serene?
00:14:15 On the contrary,
00:14:18 Public buildings were defaced.
00:14:20 Walls smudged with...
00:14:22 ...scandalous graffiti.
00:14:24 Really?
00:14:25 Brutal. Why wasn't an "all cars"
00:14:28 Because there was no need
00:14:33 Lieutenant Huxley...
00:14:35 ...I monitored your disheartening
00:14:38 ...to the warden this morning.
00:14:39 Do you really long for
00:14:43 Your fascination with the 20th century
00:14:48 You realize you're setting a bad example
00:14:52 Thank you for the attitude readjustment.
00:14:54 Info assimilated.
00:15:03 Sanctimonious asshole.
00:15:05 Lenina Huxley,
00:15:08 ...for a 'sotto voce' violation
00:15:11 Thank you.
00:15:19 That was tense.
00:15:20 That was tense?!
00:15:23 Tell me, Garcia...
00:15:24 Don't you get bored code tracing perps
00:15:29 I find my job deeply fulfilling.
00:15:31 I just can't get over the reality
00:15:35 You're still addicted
00:15:38 High from its harshness.
00:15:41 Holy smokes!
00:15:43 Is there anything in this office which
00:15:48 Only you.
00:15:50 Don't you ever want
00:15:54 Goodness, no.
00:15:56 I knew you'd say that.
00:16:00 What I wouldn't give for some action.
00:16:13 Mr. Simon Phoenix.
00:16:16 One of our first and most
00:16:20 Allow me...
00:16:21 ...to welcome you
00:16:24 Let's get this over quickly.
00:16:29 Twenty-nine years ago,
00:16:34 ...was rendered obsolete.
00:16:38 Federal Statute 537-29...
00:16:44 Stop it!
00:16:49 Do you have anything fresh
00:16:55 I thought not.
00:17:00 Yeah, I do.
00:17:02 Teddy bear.
00:17:20 How'd you know the password?
00:17:22 I wish I knew.
00:17:24 Simon says, die.
00:17:43 Warden...
00:17:45 ...let's get this over quickly.
00:17:54 Retina coding accepted,
00:17:58 Be well.
00:18:00 Yeah, you too.
00:18:04 187. 187.
00:18:07 Northwest quadrant. 187.
00:18:16 Oh, my!
00:18:19 I don't believe it!
00:18:21 Northwest quadrant. 187.
00:18:24 What's a 187?
00:18:26 I don't know.
00:18:27 Cryo-prison.
00:18:28 Level 6.
00:18:30 Identify code 187.
00:18:35 MDK.
00:18:37 MurderDeathKill.
00:18:42 MurderDeathKill!
00:18:43 Last recorded offense,
00:18:46 Initiate search, confirming location.
00:18:49 Cryo-prison, Level 6.
00:18:52 Two code 187's.
00:18:55 Officer Alfred Pamela, guard.
00:18:57 Tracking.
00:18:58 Live transmission diagnostic check,
00:19:02 Injuries: Severe eye trauma,
00:19:05 ...punctured lung...
00:19:06 ...broken rib, internal bleeding.
00:19:09 Condition critical.
00:19:10 Vital signs failing.
00:19:12 Imminent death.
00:19:17 Subject deceased.
00:19:18 187, Warden William Smithers...
00:19:21 ...born February 14th, 1967...
00:19:24 ...died August 4th, 2032.
00:19:28 - What's the matter with all of you?
00:19:30 Three non-sanctioned life terminations.
00:19:32 Do you wish to assign a coroner?
00:19:35 MurderDeathKills?!
00:19:37 Three MDKs!
00:19:42 Access cryo-pen's hearing schedule.
00:19:44 Display a list of people
00:19:47 Accessing cryo-prison processing.
00:19:50 Cocteau Cryo-prison,
00:19:53 August 4th, active file.
00:19:55 7:00 a.m., Hyde, Quentin.
00:19:57 8:15, Peterson, Scott.
00:19:59 - 7:30, Phoenix.
00:20:00 - 7:45...
00:20:02 Simon Phoenix.
00:20:06 I knew him.
00:20:08 He's evil in a way
00:20:11 He's a criminal the likes of which
00:20:14 Hold that thought.
00:20:18 Simon Phoenix's code, now.
00:20:19 Access code for Phoenix, Simon.
00:20:22 - No code found.
00:20:25 - Of course not.
00:20:28 Phoenix isn't coded.
00:20:30 He was chilled in the 20th...
00:20:32 ...before they started
00:20:34 Declared his own kingdom
00:20:37 In a bad time...
00:20:39 ...he was the worst.
00:20:42 Emergency, code 187.
00:20:46 Locating stopped code.
00:20:48 MurderDeathKill.
00:20:51 Location...
00:20:52 ...Cryo-prison, parking area.
00:20:57 Cryo-prison parking zone.
00:20:59 Enhancing image.
00:21:01 Tracking Dr. Mostow.
00:21:03 187, deceased.
00:21:06 Do you wish to assign a coroner?
00:21:10 Is the doctor's car still in the lot?
00:21:12 The answer is no. Car missing.
00:21:16 Doctor's conveyance is not
00:21:22 Locate precise code-fix
00:21:24 Fixing location. Beverly Hills.
00:21:27 Robertson.
00:21:28 Doheny.
00:21:30 Beverly Drive.
00:21:33 Vehicle has been code-fixed.
00:21:35 Approaching the corner of Wilshire
00:21:40 Glorious.
00:21:43 Fine work.
00:21:45 All nearby units, ProtectServe...
00:21:47 ...Wilshire and Santa Monica.
00:21:50 - Unit 12 ProtectServe.
00:21:52 Proceed with extreme assertiveness.
00:21:54 Doctor's vehicle has been code-fixed.
00:21:57 Approaching the corner of Wilshire
00:22:20 Lately I just don't feel like
00:22:23 You are an incredibly sensitive man...
00:22:25 ...who inspires joy-joy feelings
00:22:31 - Get out of here!
00:22:34 I'm sorry.
00:22:37 Greetings, Citizen.
00:22:43 You look great today!
00:22:47 I feel good too.
00:22:49 Angeles Information Network.
00:22:54 Damn, I'm possessed.
00:22:55 I wonder if I can play
00:22:59 File code accepted.
00:23:01 Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60.
00:23:04 Listed offenses: Civil unrest...
00:23:07 Don't you hear a thought repeating
00:23:11 The name Friendly, Edgar?
00:23:13 Edgar Friendly.
00:23:16 Don't you have a job to do?
00:23:18 Don't you have someone to kill?
00:23:21 Someone to kill.
00:23:23 Someone to kill.
00:23:40 "Gun," noun. Portable firearm.
00:23:43 This device was widely utilized in
00:23:47 Referred to as a "pistol."
00:23:49 I don't need a history lesson.
00:23:54 You are fined one credit for a violation
00:23:58 Fuck you.
00:24:00 Your repeated violation
00:24:06 Please remain where you are
00:24:08 Yeah, right.
00:24:15 Fuckers are fast too.
00:24:17 You are fined one credit for violation
00:24:22 ProtectServe in place.
00:24:24 4 minutes, 15 seconds lapse.
00:24:28 Maniac is imminent.
00:24:30 With a firm tone of voice...
00:24:32 ...demand maniac lie down
00:24:38 Simon Phoenix!
00:24:40 Lie down with your hands
00:24:44 What's this?
00:24:45 Six of you.
00:24:48 Oh, I'm so scared.
00:24:52 You don't have sarcasm any more?
00:24:56 Maniac responded scornfully.
00:24:58 Approach and repeat ultimatum
00:25:02 Add the words, "or else."
00:25:07 Lie down on the ground...
00:25:10 ...or else!
00:25:22 Anti-Graffiti Activation Program...
00:25:24 ...activated.
00:25:26 Aborted.
00:25:27 Human presence detected.
00:25:29 Safety override code accepted.
00:25:32 Lucky number seven.
00:25:50 We're police officers!
00:25:51 We're not trained to handle violence!
00:26:01 Wait for me!
00:26:24 Stupid.
00:26:38 Simon says, everybody sing!
00:26:43 "And the home
00:26:45 "Of the brave"
00:26:48 Play ball!
00:26:57 We've lost cameras for six blocks.
00:27:02 Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters.
00:27:12 He's going for
00:27:15 It's pure capacitance gel.
00:27:26 The problem is not the defacement
00:27:30 ...the noise pollution
00:27:33 Allow me to explain.
00:27:35 The real problem lies
00:27:38 ...mark the detonating graffiti...
00:27:41 ...on the streets of our peaceful city.
00:27:44 The man behind the "E.F."...
00:27:47 ...Mr. Edgar Friendly.
00:27:50 For a sadly extended period of time...
00:27:53 ...we in San Angeles...
00:27:55 ...have been plagued by a pack
00:27:59 You will come to know them as "scraps."
00:28:02 Men and women who have left
00:28:06 ...only to spew hostility...
00:28:07 ...at the very bottom
00:28:11 There was a time when we
00:28:14 ...as rather pathetic
00:28:18 Now they have a leader.
00:28:20 Mr. Friendly seems relentless
00:28:23 ...to infect our harmony with his venom.
00:28:26 He must, of course...
00:28:28 ...be stopped.
00:28:30 This radical terrorist behavior,
00:28:33 ...must not be allowed
00:28:39 Safety Above All.
00:28:41 I expect your trust,
00:28:45 Excuse me.
00:28:50 Dr. Cocteau...
00:28:51 ...a cryo-con has effected
00:28:55 It's quite horrific. MurderDeathKills,
00:28:59 Enhance your calm.
00:29:05 Be well them for me.
00:29:11 Get me Captain George Earle
00:29:16 It was just...
00:29:19 It was so...
00:29:22 How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?
00:29:24 It was fun for him.
00:29:26 Do everything in your power
00:29:30 You have my utmost confidence.
00:29:33 It will be done, Dr. Cocteau.
00:29:37 Be well.
00:29:42 "Utmost confidence."
00:29:45 "Everything in our power."
00:29:51 What else is there?
00:29:54 Zachary Lamb...
00:29:56 ...how was the fiendish Phoenix
00:30:00 Twelve-state manhunt.
00:30:02 Satellite surveillance.
00:30:05 A video bite on "Unsolved Mysteries."
00:30:08 None of them worked.
00:30:10 In the end, it took just one man.
00:30:13 One cop.
00:30:15 John Spartan.
00:30:17 John Spartan?
00:30:18 That's right.
00:30:20 They called him the "Demolition Man."
00:30:22 Spartan file 98345, LAPD.
00:30:27 Spartan file 98761C, LAPD.
00:30:34 Are you sure this is real life?
00:30:36 Barely.
00:30:38 Spartan's a legend.
00:30:39 I've been doing a historical study.
00:30:43 All authentic criminals.
00:30:45 There was a lot more business back then.
00:30:48 How do you justify destroying
00:30:51 ...to rescue a girl
00:30:54 Fuck you, lady.
00:30:55 Good answer.
00:30:58 This is your recommendation?!
00:31:00 The Demolition Man's an animal.
00:31:02 He's clearly the man for a job
00:31:07 He's a muscle-bound grotesque...
00:31:10 ...who hasn't worn a shield in 40 years.
00:31:13 Simon Phoenix
00:31:15 We need an old-fashioned cop.
00:31:41 Biofax 312-618 is ready
00:32:04 John Spartan, 5864.
00:32:07 Pulmonary activity approaching normal.
00:32:10 Body temperature, 63% and rising.
00:32:14 Biolink engaged.
00:32:16 Laser defibrillation sequence started.
00:32:20 Plasma transfer in 15 seconds.
00:32:24 Plasma transfer, 10 seconds...
00:32:27 ...8 seconds...
00:32:28 ...6 seconds...
00:32:31 Plasma transfer complete.
00:32:34 MTL complete.
00:32:56 Hunting down an escaped cryo-con...
00:32:58 ...by releasing another one?
00:33:01 I am unconvinced.
00:33:02 It's within the powers of the police.
00:33:05 He can be released on limited parole
00:33:08 It's not enough to collect the '90s?
00:33:11 Cocteau said everything in our power.
00:33:14 I can't think of a better idea.
00:33:15 That doesn't mean it's a good one.
00:33:19 This man comes from a dissimilar
00:33:23 I'm not sure he's any different
00:33:26 Detective?
00:33:30 I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.
00:33:33 The year is 2032.
00:33:35 The reason you have been released is...
00:33:38 How long have I been under?
00:33:42 36 years.
00:33:46 I had a wife.
00:33:48 What happened to my wife?
00:33:51 Her life was extinguished
00:33:59 She died.
00:34:01 In an earthquake.
00:34:04 The earthquake.
00:34:08 I had a daughter.
00:34:11 What happened to her?
00:34:12 John Spartan.
00:34:13 I am Chief of Police George Earle.
00:34:16 We didn't thaw you out
00:34:19 Consider it fortunate that
00:34:23 This is about you and
00:34:26 What?
00:34:27 Today Simon Phoenix escaped from this
00:34:32 ...so far.
00:34:34 You see, we've become
00:34:37 ...and understanding and we are,
00:34:40 ...to deal with this situation.
00:34:42 There's been no deaths of unnatural
00:34:46 Where?
00:34:47 The Santa Barbara, Los Angeles,
00:34:51 You are in what used to be L.A.
00:34:55 That's great.
00:34:58 - You, get me a Marlboro.
00:35:02 What's a Marlboro?
00:35:03 It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.
00:35:07 Smoking is not good for you.
00:35:11 Hence, illegal. Alcohol,
00:35:15 You're shitting me.
00:35:16 You are fined one credit for violation
00:35:22 What the hell is that?
00:35:24 - You are fined one credit...
00:35:27 ...chocolate, gasoline,
00:35:30 Abortion is illegal, so is pregnancy
00:35:34 Caveman...
00:35:35 ...let's finish with the Rip Van Winkle
00:35:38 Our Mr. Phoenix
00:35:42 I tracked that dirtbag for two years...
00:35:45 ...and when I finally bring him
00:35:49 Thanks, but no thanks.
00:35:51 The conditions of your parole
00:35:54 ...and immediate assignment
00:35:57 Or...
00:36:00 ...you can go back into cryo-stasis.
00:36:03 Not many people get
00:36:14 Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?
00:36:17 There is nothing, Lenina Huxley.
00:36:20 Where's Spartan?
00:36:22 He went to the bathroom.
00:36:29 I formally convey my presence.
00:36:34 How are you doing?
00:36:35 They're not used to physical greetings.
00:36:38 I don't know...
00:36:40 ...if you guys know it but...
00:36:43 ...you're out of toilet paper.
00:36:46 Did you say toilet paper?
00:36:49 They used handfuls of wadded paper...
00:36:53 ...back in the 20th.
00:36:57 I'm happy you're happy,
00:37:00 ...you've got a shelf
00:37:04 He doesn't know how to use
00:37:11 I can see how that'd be confusing.
00:37:12 I don't believe it.
00:37:20 Zach Lamb?
00:37:23 What happened to you?
00:37:25 I got older.
00:37:27 My God, I remember when you were...
00:37:30 ...a rookie pilot.
00:37:31 They finally grounded me.
00:37:33 Shit, you were a damn good flyer.
00:37:36 You're fined two credits for violation
00:37:41 I'll be right back.
00:37:43 They seem to be friends, yet...
00:37:45 ...he speaks to him
00:37:47 If you'd read my study, you'd know
00:37:52 I knew that.
00:37:53 Thanks a lot you shit-brained,
00:37:59 ...pain in the ass.
00:38:01 ...for repeated violations
00:38:04 So much for the sea shells.
00:38:06 See you in a few minutes.
00:38:14 Unfortunately Simon Phoenix
00:38:17 While you're sleeping
00:38:19 It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau.
00:38:24 ...is sewn into the skin.
00:38:25 Sensors all over the city
00:38:28 I can't even conceive what you police
00:38:32 We worked. This fascist crap
00:38:35 What do you think you're scratching?
00:38:38 You really think we'd let you go
00:38:40 Your code was implanted
00:38:43 Why not just shove a leash up my ass?
00:38:46 You dirty meat-eater!
00:38:48 No matter how Viking your era was...
00:38:50 ...I cannot digest how
00:38:53 You're going back, John Spartan,
00:38:56 Could you two please
00:38:59 We need every cortex we can get here.
00:39:01 We don't need the Neanderthal.
00:39:03 Our computer has already
00:39:06 ...resulting from the appearance
00:39:08 It's determined he'll try to set up
00:39:12 That is correct.
00:39:15 I hate to interrupt you two...
00:39:17 ...but that's fucking stupid.
00:39:19 You think he wants to start a business?
00:39:21 Phoenix is going for a gun.
00:39:23 Plain and simple.
00:39:25 Trust me.
00:39:26 He's going for a gun.
00:39:28 Who cares what this primate thinks?
00:39:30 Resonate some understanding.
00:39:32 The only place a person
00:39:36 ...is at a museum.
00:39:44 Welcome to the San Angeles
00:39:47 Beneath you is an excavation...
00:39:50 ...of an actual 20th century
00:39:53 ...of Los Angeles, preserved
00:39:58 For specific information
00:40:02 Firearms are displayed in the Armory...
00:40:05 ...located on Level A.
00:40:09 You are entering the Hall of Violence...
00:40:12 ...a visual representation
00:40:16 ...during the late 20th century.
00:40:19 Home, sweet home.
00:40:24 John Spartan, even if Simon Phoenix was
00:40:28 ...it'd be impossible to remove them.
00:40:30 She's right. They're located
00:40:34 It's just a hunch. Trust me on this.
00:40:37 It's a cop thing.
00:40:38 And what am I, a frog?
00:40:42 Excuse me.
00:40:43 I'll drive.
00:40:49 Resetting all bio-links for new driver.
00:40:52 Weight, height, peripheral vision set.
00:40:55 If you would like...
00:40:56 ...to commence transportation,
00:41:01 You drive.
00:41:07 Welcome, Lenina Huxley.
00:41:20 You seem very much alone,
00:41:23 ...things aren't all that different.
00:41:26 Perhaps you'd like to hear
00:41:28 Oh, what a relief it is.
00:41:30 This is the town's most popular station.
00:41:32 Wall to wall mini-tunes.
00:41:35 The classic you've been waiting for.
00:41:37 The number one request:
00:41:41 "Kids eat Armour Hot Dogs..."
00:41:43 This is my fave!
00:41:45 "Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks
00:41:47 "Tall kids, sissy kids,
00:41:50 "...chicken pox love hot dogs
00:41:52 "Armour Hot Dogs
00:41:54 "The dogs kids love to bite."
00:42:03 Someone put me back in the fridge.
00:42:07 You are entering the armory exhibit.
00:42:10 Here you will find displays
00:42:14 So sorry. Didn't see you there.
00:42:18 Sweet baby.
00:42:22 Oh, shit.
00:42:32 This is what I'm talking about.
00:42:35 How do I get in here?
00:42:36 Is there a 15 day waiting period?
00:42:42 Motherfucker.
00:42:49 Oh, fuck it.
00:42:51 Mellow greetings.
00:42:52 What seems to be your boggle?
00:42:54 My boggle?
00:43:01 How much do you weigh?
00:43:03 I weigh...
00:43:11 Please vacate the museum, patrons.
00:43:14 Be calm.
00:43:16 Please vacate...
00:43:18 ...the museum, patrons. Be calm.
00:43:20 Wait a minute, this is the future.
00:43:23 Where are all the phaser guns?
00:43:29 Mellow greetings, sir.
00:43:31 What's your boggle?
00:43:39 Warning, please exit rapidly.
00:43:41 The magnetic accelerator gun,
00:43:45 ...of this millennium,
00:43:48 ...through a nonlinear cycloid
00:43:52 So, what? It needs batteries?
00:43:53 What size? Where the fuck
00:43:57 Is there a battery store around?
00:43:58 Excuse me, patron. Can l...
00:44:02 Where's Radio Shack?
00:44:10 Sweet music to my ears.
00:44:12 The magnetic accelerator gun
00:44:17 I was thinking about leaving quickly.
00:44:32 Did you see that?
00:44:34 What?
00:44:35 Never mind. I give up trying
00:44:39 Excuse me, Rambo.
00:44:46 Access and correlate procedure.
00:44:48 Establish communication with intruder.
00:44:51 Wrong.
00:44:52 - Luke Skywalker, use the Force.
00:44:55 - What the hell is this?
00:44:58 Does it work?
00:45:03 Guess so.
00:45:05 He's trapped in section 8.
00:45:06 Make sure the building's clear.
00:45:09 Done. I want a visual.
00:45:10 Every corridor of the museum,
00:45:16 You guys wait here.
00:45:20 Museum patron,
00:45:26 Museum patron, you are now
00:45:35 The armory exhibit is now sealed.
00:45:38 All museum patrons still
00:45:43 Help is imminent.
00:45:48 This museum is no longer sealed.
00:45:52 What can I say?
00:45:54 You should've stayed there.
00:45:56 That voice sounds familiar.
00:46:02 Bad aim, blondie.
00:46:04 John Spartan?
00:46:06 They let anybody into this century!
00:46:13 Simon says, bleed!
00:46:17 Great. Just great.
00:46:18 You're making it too easy.
00:46:20 Come on, you piece of shit!
00:46:23 Let me get this right.
00:46:25 They defrosted you just so you
00:46:30 I've dreamed about killing you
00:46:35 Keep dreamin'!
00:47:33 Magnetic accelerator activated.
00:47:35 About time.
00:47:37 Past is over!
00:47:38 Time for something new and improved!
00:47:40 Oh, hell.
00:47:45 Shit! I love this gun!
00:47:54 How do you like the future?
00:48:07 Come on!
00:48:16 That must hurt!
00:48:17 Huh, soldier boy?
00:48:20 You're on TV!
00:48:21 Oh, shit!
00:48:29 You're dead!
00:48:30 Forgot to say, "Simon says."
00:48:37 Oh, shit.
00:48:38 Good one.
00:48:43 Sorry you must go!
00:48:45 Shit!
00:49:15 Our noble facility has been
00:49:19 Someone will pay dearly for this.
00:49:25 Sir, the stress breeder is inside
00:49:31 Shit. Being frozen must
00:49:35 I'll get you with the next shot.
00:49:39 I don't think so.
00:49:42 No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.
00:49:46 You were doing so well.
00:49:49 Don't you have a job to do?
00:49:52 Isn't there a thought repeating
00:49:56 The name Friendly.
00:49:58 Mr. Edgar Friendly.
00:50:00 Don't you have someone to kill?
00:50:09 - Yeah, I do.
00:50:13 Then go and do your job.
00:50:17 Shit.
00:50:19 Saved by the bell.
00:50:26 Shit!
00:50:36 Damn!
00:50:39 You're lucky he didn't whack you.
00:50:42 I must say that whacking, whatever
00:50:47 You scared him away.
00:50:49 I don't know how to thank you.
00:50:51 No problem.
00:50:55 Not bad for a 74-year-old.
00:50:58 Simon Phoenix knows
00:51:01 He's finally matched his meat.
00:51:03 You really licked his ass.
00:51:06 That's "met his match"...
00:51:08 ...and "kicked his ass."
00:51:11 "Met his match and kicked his ass."
00:51:14 Captain Earle...
00:51:16 Who is this man?
00:51:18 John Spartan, temporarily reinstated
00:51:22 ...to pursue the cryo-con Simon Phoenix.
00:51:26 You told us to do everything
00:51:30 Yes, I did. I did.
00:51:32 Yes, I do recall the exploits
00:51:36 Yes, of course. The Demolition Man.
00:51:39 That's quite all right.
00:51:41 Unexpected. Creative.
00:51:44 But quite all right.
00:51:45 John Spartan, welcome.
00:51:48 In honor of your arrival and your...
00:51:50 ...protection of the sanctity of life...
00:51:53 ...namely my own...
00:51:54 ...I would like to invite you
00:51:57 Both of you.
00:51:58 Please, I insist.
00:52:00 I would like you to accompany me...
00:52:02 ...to Taco Bell.
00:52:07 Look forward to it. Thanks.
00:52:15 Taco Bell?
00:52:19 So let me get this right:
00:52:21 Spacely Sprockets here, who's now
00:52:25 ...who wants to take me to Taco Bell...
00:52:28 ...and I wouldn't mind a burrito...
00:52:29 ...has also built the damn cryo-prison?
00:52:31 John Spartan, you are fined...
00:52:34 Dr. Cocteau is the most
00:52:37 He practically created
00:52:39 ...savage.
00:52:41 He can have it.
00:52:44 Phoenix could be anywhere...
00:52:45 ...but not being coded can limit him.
00:52:47 Correct. Money is outmoded.
00:52:49 All transactions are through codes.
00:52:51 So he can't buy food
00:52:54 It'd be a waste of time to mug someone.
00:52:57 Unless he rips off someone's hand.
00:52:59 But with officers patrolling...
00:53:01 ...it should be just a matter
00:53:06 We already have a backup plan.
00:53:09 We can wait for another code to go red.
00:53:11 When Phoenix performs
00:53:14 ...we'll know exactly where to pounce.
00:53:17 Great plan.
00:53:18 Thank you.
00:53:25 I've been an enthusiast of your
00:53:29 In fact, I perused some visuals
00:53:33 Hold it.
00:53:35 The Schwarzenegger Library?
00:53:37 Yes, the Schwarzenegger
00:53:40 Wasn't he an actor?
00:53:41 He was President?
00:53:43 Even though he wasn't a native, his
00:53:48 I don't want to know.
00:53:52 President.
00:54:02 What's this? No welcome mat?
00:54:06 What is this?
00:54:11 How do they expect you to kill somebody?
00:54:16 Oh, shit, I love that smell.
00:54:19 All right. A job is a job.
00:54:23 Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you're,
00:54:30 What's with Cocteau?
00:54:32 He says I saved his life,
00:54:35 My reward is dinner and
00:54:38 I like Mexican food, but...
00:54:41 Your tone is quasi-facetious.
00:54:44 Taco Bell is the only restaurant
00:54:47 So?
00:54:49 Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.
00:54:53 No way.
00:55:03 Welcome to Taco Bell.
00:55:06 Enjoy your meal.
00:55:09 "Valley of the Jolly Green Giant
00:55:14 "Good things from the garden
00:55:16 "Garden in the valley
00:55:18 "Valley of the Jolly Green Giant"
00:55:24 Here comes the Neanderthal.
00:55:26 Mr. Spartan over there please,
00:55:29 Thank you.
00:55:33 How are you doing?
00:55:37 Enjoy-joy your meal, sir.
00:55:40 Good thing I'm hungry.
00:55:41 Ladies and gentlemen, please raise
00:55:46 ...my savior...
00:55:48 ...Detective John Spartan.
00:55:52 Appreciate it.
00:55:56 Greetings and salutations.
00:55:58 I'm Associate Bob.
00:56:00 We met before, ever so briefly.
00:56:05 Do you have the salt?
00:56:07 Salt is not good for you,
00:56:11 So, John Spartan...
00:56:12 ...tell me...
00:56:13 ...what do you think
00:56:18 I thought the future would
00:56:22 You weren't here
00:56:25 Civilization tried to destroy itself.
00:56:28 The city degenerated
00:56:31 People stayed home, afraid to go out.
00:56:37 When I saw the chance
00:56:40 ...I seized it.
00:00:01 If I had not, the radiance
00:00:05 Just your rotting cesspool of hate and
00:00:10 Can you book me a flight
00:00:14 John Spartan...
00:00:15 ...for your crimes you would
00:00:19 ...in jail before now.
00:00:20 Even you must appreciate
00:00:24 ...of the cryo-prison system?
00:00:27 I don't want to spoil your dinner, but
00:00:32 I had feelings and thoughts.
00:00:34 A 36-year nightmare about people
00:00:38 You were awake? I don't think so.
00:00:40 I think so.
00:00:42 My wife beating her fists against
00:00:46 Then you woke me up and told me
00:00:51 It would have been more humane
00:00:56 What would you say if I called you
00:00:59 ...symbolic of the decayed era
00:01:04 I don't know. "Thanks"?
00:01:06 I thought during rehabilitation...
00:01:08 ...the prisoners were not conscious.
00:01:12 The side effects of the cryo-process...
00:01:14 ...are unavoidable.
00:01:15 You were found guilty of a crime.
00:01:17 You owed and still owe
00:01:19 There's nothing I can do.
00:01:21 Yes, call for backup.
00:01:24 Where're you going?
00:01:25 Bad guys about to do bad things.
00:01:48 Go for the truck!
00:01:50 The food's there!
00:01:54 Grab the big box! Move!
00:02:07 You'll regret this all your life.
00:02:16 Good night!
00:02:26 Get him!
00:02:45 What a fucking hero. Come on.
00:02:56 Please, don't.
00:03:03 What the hell?!
00:03:05 Such reckless abandonment.
00:03:07 Looks like there is
00:03:09 That's "sheriff." Who are those guys?
00:03:12 They're known as scraps.
00:03:14 Outcasts and deserters
00:03:16 ...in sewers and abandoned tunnels.
00:03:20 They're a constant irritation
00:03:23 They're nothing but thugs.
00:03:25 A society of thieves. The remaining
00:03:30 But plans are in progress
00:03:33 You're better live than on laser disk.
00:03:36 The way you paused to make
00:03:39 ...with that Scrap...
00:03:41 This isn't the Wild West, okay?
00:03:43 The Wild West wasn't even
00:03:45 Hurting people isn't good.
00:03:47 Sometimes it is, but not...
00:03:49 ...when it's people looking for food.
00:04:00 San Angeles time is now 22:15.
00:04:03 Coding off.
00:04:04 Auto-drive.
00:04:06 Auto-drive engaged.
00:04:13 I'm sorry I yelled at you.
00:04:16 No need for retractions.
00:04:19 I assimilated too much contraband.
00:04:22 I fleshed you out as a blow-up-the-bad-
00:04:26 But you're the moody-gunslinger-who-
00:04:31 Stop.
00:04:32 What?
00:04:33 I just do my job and things get...
00:04:35 Demolished.
00:04:43 I think of my daughter growing up
00:04:47 I'm afraid she'll think I'm a primitive.
00:04:50 As much as I want to see her,
00:04:53 Because I don't think I'll fit in well.
00:04:56 Not at all.
00:04:59 It'd be a misuse of police powers,
00:05:09 Sorry.
00:05:14 Subject change. I got what you wanted.
00:05:16 Great.
00:05:22 What's that for?
00:05:24 It's one of those cop hunches.
00:05:35 Lights.
00:05:38 I've changed that.
00:05:40 Illuminate.
00:05:43 Deluminate.
00:05:48 Isn't that nicer?
00:05:49 Go ahead, you try.
00:05:52 Illuminate.
00:05:56 Raymond, Raymond, we've got to talk.
00:05:59 How did you get in?
00:06:01 Wish I knew. I got pass codes.
00:06:04 Routes to underground kingdoms.
00:06:06 Complete access
00:06:09 I don't even know what that means.
00:06:12 But I've been meaning
00:06:15 I like it a lot!
00:06:18 You have these skills for a reason.
00:06:20 Not for your personal amusement.
00:06:23 Your job is to kill Mr. Edgar Friendly
00:06:28 That is why you were rehabilitated.
00:06:33 All right. I'm going to do
00:06:37 But it'll be more
00:06:40 I'm going to need some help.
00:06:43 I'll need about five or
00:06:47 I happen to have a list.
00:06:49 I wouldn't want you to defrost any of
00:06:54 And none of those motherfuckers
00:06:57 So you're going to be
00:07:05 Fine.
00:07:07 Do it.
00:07:09 Just get it over with.
00:07:11 You're more trouble than you're worth.
00:07:13 Oh, Raymond, don't say that.
00:07:17 And what do I get out of all this?
00:07:22 What do you want?
00:07:24 Malibu.
00:07:26 Santa Monica.
00:07:31 I'll bear it in mind.
00:07:33 - Good, I'll send you a memo.
00:07:40 What is John Spartan doing here?
00:07:44 Did you invite him to this party?
00:07:48 Look, you finish your business...
00:07:50 ...and I'll stuff him
00:07:52 Think of him as a guarantee.
00:07:55 A guarantee?
00:07:57 You don't have much of a guarantee.
00:08:00 I took care of Spartan once,
00:08:06 Now we need those men defrosted.
00:08:13 Is this where you live?
00:08:15 Very not bad.
00:08:16 Thank you.
00:08:18 Where will I be staying?
00:08:20 I've procured you a domicile
00:08:27 Everything is voice coded,
00:08:29 Lights.
00:08:32 What do you think?
00:08:35 Clicked off a lot of credits
00:08:38 It's very...
00:08:39 Isn't it?
00:08:43 John Spartan...
00:08:47 There's a well-known, documented...
00:08:49 ...connection between sex and violence.
00:08:53 Not so much a causal effect...
00:08:55 ...but a general state
00:08:58 And...
00:09:00 ...after having observed your
00:09:04 ...my resultant condition...
00:09:09 ...I was wondering
00:09:17 With you?
00:09:21 Here?
00:09:23 Now?
00:09:28 Great!
00:09:32 I'll be right back.
00:09:50 Love boat?
00:10:10 Here.
00:10:17 Now, just relax.
00:10:21 Begin what?
00:10:23 Having sex, of course.
00:11:21 You broke contact.
00:11:23 Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.
00:11:25 You said you wanted to make love.
00:11:27 Is that what this is?
00:11:31 Vir-sex produces high alpha waves
00:11:36 Let's do it the old-fashioned way.
00:11:39 Disgusting!
00:11:41 You mean...
00:11:43 ...fluid transfer?
00:11:48 That is no longer done.
00:11:50 Do you know what the exchange
00:11:53 Kids, smoking, raiding the fridge.
00:11:55 Rampant exchange of bodily fluids
00:12:00 After AIDS, there was NRS,
00:12:04 One of the first things Cocteau did
00:12:07 ...and engineer all fluid transfer
00:12:11 Not even a mouth transfer's condoned.
00:12:14 Kissing's not allowed?!
00:12:15 I was a good kisser.
00:12:19 What about kids?
00:12:20 Procreation?
00:12:22 We go to a lab.
00:12:24 Fluids are purified, screened...
00:12:26 ...and transferred by authorized
00:12:29 It is the only legal way.
00:12:34 What're you doing?
00:12:36 Breaking the law.
00:12:39 You are a savage creature.
00:12:42 I wish you to leave my domicile. Now!
00:12:51 You know...
00:13:11 Code accepted.
00:13:24 Lights.
00:13:42 "He doesn't know how to use
00:13:51 Happy Halloween.
00:14:23 "Behavioral engineering"?
00:14:26 Hi, Marty, I was thinking...
00:14:42 Our noble facility has been desecrated.
00:14:46 Someone will pay dearly for this.
00:14:52 Sir, the stress breeder
00:14:57 Shit! Being frozen must've thrown
00:15:00 The next shot.
00:15:01 I don't think so.
00:15:03 No kiss-kiss, no bang-bang.
00:15:18 I'm sorry about last night.
00:15:22 This is for you.
00:15:27 For me?
00:15:31 Thank you.
00:15:35 I'll drive.
00:15:37 I must learn to do this sometime.
00:15:52 Thanks for the gift.
00:15:55 I don't know what's in my cryo-sludge
00:16:00 How come I know what a zipperfoot,
00:16:05 I could weave a throw rug
00:16:08 It's part of your rehab program.
00:16:10 For each inmate the computer
00:16:13 ...suited to their genetic disposition.
00:16:15 It implants the knowledge...
00:16:16 ...and the desire
00:16:21 I'm a seamstress?
00:16:23 That's great.
00:16:24 I come out of cryo-prison
00:16:27 Phoenix can access computers,
00:16:29 ...knows the location
00:16:32 ...and is stronger than before?
00:16:37 Can you get me his rehab program?
00:16:42 - I'm a seamstress.
00:16:45 Access Simon Phoenix.
00:16:47 Accessing.
00:16:49 Access denied.
00:16:51 - What?
00:16:53 It can't be right.
00:16:58 Access granted, Officer Huxley.
00:17:02 Accessing Simon Phoenix,
00:17:05 Urban Combatkill.
00:17:07 Torture Methodology.
00:17:09 - There must be a mistake.
00:17:11 Terrorism Tactics. Weapons Training.
00:17:14 Explosives technician.
00:17:16 - This isn't a rehab program.
00:17:19 This would create a monster.
00:17:21 Who develops these programs?
00:17:23 Cocteau Industries.
00:17:25 But why would the benevolent...
00:17:27 ...Dr. Cocteau send such a brute
00:17:30 Good question. Let's go ask him.
00:17:32 You do not accuse our savior
00:17:36 ...multi-murderer like Phoenix. It's...
00:17:39 ...rude.
00:17:41 I'll be subtle.
00:17:43 I'm good at subtle.
00:17:47 Mellow greetings.
00:17:48 We welcome you...
00:17:50 ...to the Cocteau Behavioral
00:17:53 Be well.
00:17:54 Enhance your calm, John Spartan.
00:18:01 Mellow apologies for my lack
00:18:05 ...but I have a city /gov to run.
00:18:07 Well, run this.
00:18:09 You programmed Phoenix's rehab
00:18:12 And I don't think
00:18:15 Very subtle.
00:18:16 Outside the museum,
00:18:18 What did you say?
00:18:20 I don't remember. Does it matter?
00:18:22 It matters. I saw the security disk.
00:18:25 He had 10 seconds to figure out
00:18:28 This display of barbaric behavior
00:18:35 But it worked.
00:18:41 When Phoenix has a gun, 10 seconds
00:18:47 Not everyone is as eager as you...
00:18:48 ...to resort to violence
00:18:53 I wonder if the chaos in the museum was
00:18:59 Wonder about this...
00:19:00 ...shithead.
00:19:01 If you think you got this maniac
00:19:05 ...you don't.
00:19:06 Is there something specific you plan
00:19:14 No, I didn't think so.
00:19:17 The only thing I haven't got
00:19:20 But that can be solved.
00:19:22 You, my Cro-Magnon friend, are dead.
00:19:26 ...your past is dead.
00:19:28 Dead things cannot
00:19:31 ...enjoy your moment...
00:19:33 ...of prehistoric bravado because
00:19:36 Like everything else in your life.
00:19:39 Officer, return this man
00:19:43 Be well.
00:19:45 Be fucked.
00:19:47 You are fined one credit...
00:19:54 Greetings, Citizen.
00:19:58 I'll wait here.
00:20:00 Let's go.
00:20:01 - I don't know.
00:20:03 I hope you know what you're doing.
00:20:06 You're asking me to disobey
00:20:09 I'm to escort you to the cryo-prison.
00:20:11 I must get that maniac and put him
00:20:15 - Enhance your calm.
00:20:18 I'll enhance that psycho's calm.
00:20:23 You don't have to come with me.
00:20:26 Even if Phoenix was programmed
00:20:30 ...why are you going to the wasteland?
00:20:32 Your city-wide manhunt didn't work
00:20:36 ...you can't monitor...
00:20:38 ...afraid to go and
00:20:42 I want to go down there, find Phoenix
00:20:47 Do you want to come? Or arrest me?
00:20:52 I'm with you.
00:20:54 Let's go blow this guy.
00:20:58 Away.
00:20:59 Blow this guy away.
00:21:02 Whatever.
00:21:09 She has a way with words.
00:21:17 What's wrong?
00:21:18 It's not very clean.
00:21:24 A real garden spot.
00:21:26 Okay, which way?
00:21:28 Over there.
00:21:29 Okay, be ready for anything.
00:21:39 "My dog's better than your dog
00:21:42 "My dog's better than yours
00:21:44 "My dog's better 'cause
00:21:48 I'm sorry, when I'm nervous, I...
00:21:51 Sorry.
00:21:52 Over here.
00:22:14 What's that emanation?
00:22:20 Come on.
00:22:30 Relax. I just want a burger and a beer.
00:22:34 How will I pay?
00:22:37 It's better to give.
00:22:47 Want a slug?
00:22:51 No, thank you.
00:22:52 I think I'll be sick.
00:22:54 Oh, God.
00:22:56 It's fantastic. You must try one.
00:22:59 Don't ask where the meat comes from.
00:23:01 What do you mean?
00:23:03 See any cows around here?
00:23:13 Rat?
00:23:16 This is a rat burger?
00:23:22 Not bad.
00:23:24 It's the best burger I've had in years.
00:23:29 See you later.
00:23:53 They don't seem very hostile,
00:23:57 No, they don't.
00:24:07 Now that's a thing of beauty.
00:24:11 Do you know what this is?
00:24:13 A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.
00:24:18 With a 455-cubic-inch engine.
00:24:21 Radial tires and bucket seats.
00:24:25 I'm impressed.
00:24:26 I studied.
00:24:27 So did I. Hand over the glow-rod.
00:24:30 Your friends too. Come on.
00:24:40 You got balls, coming down here.
00:24:43 We're looking for a MurderDeathKiller.
00:24:45 Can you help us or just bully us
00:24:53 Maybe they're not primitive.
00:24:58 Think you're taking me in?
00:24:59 Guess what?
00:25:00 Not happening.
00:25:02 Tell Cocteau he can kiss my ass.
00:25:05 It'll take an army to get rid of me.
00:25:07 I don't give a shit.
00:25:10 I don't know who the hell you are,
00:25:14 So stay here, be well
00:25:19 Let's dump them up top.
00:25:23 Wait a minute.
00:25:26 You're the guy outside Taco Bell.
00:25:30 What do you want?
00:25:31 You weren't part of the Cocteau plan.
00:25:34 Greed, deception, abuse of power.
00:25:39 - That's why you're here?
00:25:42 See...
00:25:43 According to Cocteau's plan...
00:25:45 ...l'm an enemy because I like to think.
00:25:48 I like to read.
00:25:49 I'm into freedom of speech and choice.
00:25:51 I like to sit in a greasy spoon...
00:25:53 ...and think, "Should I have steak
00:25:57 I want high cholesterol.
00:25:59 I want to eat bacon, butter and cheese.
00:26:01 I want to smoke a cigar
00:26:04 I want to run through
00:26:07 ...reading "Playboy" magazine
00:26:10 I've seen the future.
00:26:12 It's a 47-year-old virgin...
00:26:14 ...drinking a banana-broccoli shake
00:26:17 Up top, you live Cocteau's way.
00:26:18 What he wants, when he wants,
00:26:20 Your other choice: Come here.
00:26:24 Maybe starve to death.
00:26:26 Why don't you take charge and
00:26:29 I'm no leader.
00:26:30 I do what I have to do.
00:26:32 Sometimes people join me.
00:26:34 I just want to bury Cocteau up to his
00:26:39 Then I got bad news.
00:26:41 I think he wants to kill you.
00:26:46 All right gentlemen, let's review.
00:26:49 It's 2032.
00:26:51 That's 2-0-3-2.
00:26:55 And I'm sorry to say that
00:27:00 ...Brady Bunch version of itself
00:27:05 All we have to do
00:27:08 ...is to kill a man named Friendly,
00:27:13 But there's an extra added bonus.
00:27:17 We get to kill...
00:27:19 ...the man who put us in the freezer.
00:27:21 You mean...
00:27:22 ...we get to kill John Spartan?
00:27:24 Exactly.
00:27:25 I want you to loot, pillage,
00:27:29 Do all the wonderful things we used
00:27:34 This world will be ours!
00:27:36 Let's bring back the good old days!
00:27:38 Are you with me?
00:27:40 Are you with me? Let's do it!
00:27:45 It is a curious conclusion
00:27:49 But I can find no fault in your logic.
00:27:52 Phoenix would be the perfect weapon
00:27:57 I'm impressed, John Spartan.
00:27:59 They thawed him out just to kill me?
00:28:02 - I'm flattered.
00:28:06 This guy's a certifiable nightmare.
00:28:08 That's why you're here?
00:28:12 I must have done something right
00:28:16 Can't imagine what that
00:28:20 Two for the price of one.
00:28:22 Let's take them.
00:28:29 Stay down!
00:29:02 I'll be damned.
00:29:33 Everything's wrong.
00:29:50 There's an elevator shaft at the top.
00:29:55 So we're going up?
00:29:57 Momentito, Senorita Huxley.
00:30:17 How nice! Must've been expecting me.
00:30:36 Now what?
00:30:37 Buckle up.
00:31:01 There he is! In my car!
00:31:09 I'll be goddamned.
00:31:16 What's happening to cops today?
00:31:18 Don't you know
00:31:39 Auto-inflate!
00:31:40 Auto-inflate.
00:31:46 That was lovely.
00:31:48 Huxley, drive!
00:31:49 Okay, I've read all about this.
00:31:54 What do I do now? Push this pedal?
00:31:59 Okay, I got it.
00:32:09 Punch it!
00:32:11 Excuse me?
00:32:12 Push the pedal as hard as you can!
00:32:26 No free rides!
00:32:32 Emergency, doors open.
00:32:34 Doors opening.
00:32:36 Say hello to my friend.
00:32:50 Doors close!
00:32:51 Malfunction.
00:32:57 Computer, auto-drive.
00:32:59 Auto-drive engaged.
00:33:01 Going to cut your hair!
00:33:04 Remember the 40 bus passengers...
00:33:07 ...you blew up trying to get me?
00:33:10 They were already dead.
00:33:13 Cold as Haagen-Dazs!
00:33:22 I went to jail with a 36-year smile.
00:33:26 You're dead.
00:33:27 Speak for yourself.
00:33:38 Self-drive!
00:33:39 Unable to execute.
00:33:41 - Self-drive! Now!
00:33:43 Unable to execute.
00:33:44 Emergency!
00:33:48 Brake!
00:33:50 Self-drive engaged.
00:33:53 Brake! Brake!
00:33:57 Brake now, you,
00:34:33 Are you in there?
00:34:36 Who do you think it is, Huxley?
00:34:46 I thought your life force
00:34:49 I thought I was history too.
00:34:51 What happened? All of a sudden,
00:34:55 It's the securefoam.
00:34:58 Look at you, you're in shambles.
00:35:01 I can fix it later.
00:35:04 Did I really say that?
00:35:16 You caveman, you're under arrest!
00:35:19 Return to the cryo-prison.
00:35:21 I heard all that.
00:35:25 I need something.
00:35:31 Shit!
00:35:32 Defensive red alert!
00:35:35 Stun batons on.
00:35:38 Relax.
00:35:40 Did you bump your noggin...
00:35:42 ...and think you're Pancho Villa?
00:35:44 Who?
00:35:46 Never mind.
00:35:47 Time to take a stand.
00:35:48 Good. While you're doing it,
00:35:52 You'd use these weapons against
00:35:56 We use these weapons
00:36:01 You can't leave.
00:36:02 You're under arrest. This very concept
00:36:07 Skip it, Chief.
00:36:09 Lieutenant Huxley!
00:36:11 Chief...
00:36:12 ...you can take this job
00:36:17 Take this job...
00:36:19 ...and shovel it.
00:36:22 Close enough.
00:36:29 I hadn't counted on this but I must say,
00:36:34 People are terrified of you.
00:36:36 What's new? People have always
00:36:39 But this time they're
00:36:44 Now...
00:36:45 ...l'll have carte blanche
00:36:51 My society.
00:36:53 San Angeles will be a beacon of order...
00:36:56 ...with the purity of an ant colony.
00:37:00 And the beauty of a flawless pearl.
00:37:03 People have a right to be assholes.
00:37:07 You remind me of...
00:37:10 ...an evil Mr. Rogers.
00:37:11 Will you please kill him?
00:37:13 He's pissing me off.
00:37:25 Put another log on the fire!
00:37:28 I'll love running this place!
00:37:37 Well, now...
00:37:39 ...what shall I do with you?
00:37:43 I am an excellent associate, sir.
00:37:46 I'd be delighted to continue
00:37:51 Maybe we'd use...
00:37:52 Excuse me, the police are here.
00:37:55 Oh, man!
00:38:21 What the hell are you doing?!
00:38:41 I'm impressed.
00:38:55 That man has died by my hands.
00:38:58 It was him or us.
00:39:01 There is that.
00:39:03 Where'd you learn to kick like that?
00:39:06 Jackie Chan movies.
00:39:16 Looks like the Cocteau plan
00:39:19 Rest in peace, Raymond Cocteau.
00:39:22 John Spartan, civilization as we know it
00:39:27 What will we do?
00:39:28 I don't know.
00:39:31 What's that?
00:39:37 This is bad.
00:39:39 This is very bad.
00:39:40 He's accessed the cryo-prison
00:39:44 They don't like you.
00:39:45 Most of these guys don't like
00:39:49 How many are they?
00:39:53 Eighty.
00:39:55 All without rehab.
00:39:56 They'll be re-animated
00:39:58 We must stop this.
00:40:02 I'm not at all pleased about having
00:40:06 I now understand that under certain
00:40:10 Good.
00:40:16 I hope you understand this.
00:40:27 I hope my butt didn't look like that.
00:40:29 Okay, who do we have left that's good?
00:40:32 Let's see...
00:40:33 ...Foulks, Patrick.
00:40:35 Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.
00:40:38 How long before the rest are done?
00:40:40 They're in the final
00:40:42 Great. Absolutely great.
00:40:45 Gentlemen!
00:40:47 Thank you, but your services
00:40:57 Send a maniac to catch a maniac.
00:41:17 Attention.
00:41:18 Attention.
00:41:20 Cryo-prisoner defrosting
00:41:22 ...now entering final stage.
00:41:26 Count down to reanimation
00:41:30 ...290, 310, 480...
00:41:33 ...570.
00:41:35 10 minutes.
00:41:38 - That's it. The very last one.
00:41:42 Accessed.
00:41:45 What the hell is that?
00:42:22 Didn't expect that, did you?!
00:42:24 Where're you going?
00:42:26 I wish you the best of luck.
00:42:29 Stupid.
00:42:37 How's it hanging?
00:42:40 I'm sure you're familiar with
00:42:48 Why don't you struggle a little bit?
00:42:51 What do you say? How about...
00:42:53 ...a little target practice.
00:43:04 Did that hurt your head?
00:43:25 Shit! Goddamn!
00:43:34 Fuck!
00:43:46 That's it!
00:43:48 You won't get out of this one!
00:43:53 I'll drop you in that vat of defrost...
00:43:56 ...and fry you like a chicken...
00:43:59 ...or with my little pinky,
00:44:04 I'll be damned.
00:44:45 Shit! Goddamn!
00:44:47 What am I doing wrong?
00:44:48 Cryo-prisoner re-animation...
00:44:50 ...sequence now entering final stage.
00:44:59 Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
00:45:03 Good memory.
00:45:11 Come here!
00:45:12 Shit!
00:45:24 I hate cops!
00:45:29 Look into my eyes.
00:45:32 Not.
00:46:15 This is the best day of my life.
00:46:46 Heads up!
00:47:36 Did you apprehend the villain
00:47:40 I wouldn't say apprehend.
00:47:42 But he's a history.
00:47:44 And the cryo-prison...
00:47:46 ...is history too.
00:47:50 What'll we do?
00:47:52 How will we live?
00:47:53 We'll go out drinking,
00:47:57 Graffiti slogans, it'll be a blast.
00:48:00 This is what you'll do.
00:48:01 You'll get a little dirty...
00:48:03 ...you, a lot clean.
00:48:05 And somewhere in the middle...
00:48:08 You'll figure it out.
00:48:10 Fucking-A.
00:48:14 Well put.
00:48:17 Greetings and salutations.
00:48:19 I'm Associate Bob. And may I say...
00:48:22 ...it would be a pleasure
00:48:26 Let's talk about the hair, okay?
00:48:28 Pick a color. And lose the kimono.
00:48:32 What are you, a surgeon?
00:48:38 Thanks for rendering me unconscious.
00:48:42 I did it for your own good.
00:48:44 - We're supposed to be a team.
00:48:55 Oh, my.
00:48:57 Are all fluid transfer
00:48:59 - Better.
00:49:02 Oh, my.
00:49:07 I think I'll like the future.
00:49:09 Now that you've demolished everything.
00:49:11 But there's one thing I want to know.