Despicable Me

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00:01:36 Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?
00:01:48 Justin!
00:01:50 Quick, honey, take my picture.
00:02:02 Justin, you get back here right now!
00:02:04 No, stop!
00:02:06 - No, no! Stop him!
00:02:13 Wait, wait.
00:02:14 Hold on. Easy, little boy.
00:02:17 Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No!
00:02:21 No, no, no! There he goes.
00:02:35 Justin!
00:02:45 I've got him! I've got him!
00:02:58 Outrage in Egypt tonight
00:03:00 that the Great Pyramid of Giza
00:03:03 and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.
00:03:06 There is panic throughout the globe
00:03:10 try to protect their beloved landmarks.
00:03:13 Law enforcement still has no leads,
00:03:16 leaving everyone to wonder,
00:03:18 is responsible for this heinous crime?
00:03:21 And where will he strike next?
00:04:12 I'm having a bad, bad day
00:04:14 It's about time that I get my way
00:04:17 Steamrolling whatever I see
00:04:21 Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!
00:04:23 I'm having a bad, bad day
00:04:26 If you take it personal, that's okay
00:04:29 Watch, this is so fun to see
00:04:32 Despicable me
00:04:59 Morning, Gru!
00:05:03 How you doing?
00:05:04 Hello, Fred.
00:05:06 FYI, your dog has been leaving
00:05:11 and I don't appreciate it.
00:05:13 Sorry. You know dogs.
00:05:17 Unless they're dead.
00:05:21 I'm joking!
00:05:23 Although, it is true.
00:05:27 Okay. Yeah.
00:05:31 Steamrolling whatever I see
00:05:35 Despicable me
00:05:37 I'm having a bad, bad day
00:05:39 If you take it personal, that's okay
00:05:46 Despicable me
00:05:54 You've got to be pulling on my leg!
00:06:00 Hello!
00:06:02 Cookies for sale.
00:06:06 Go away. I'm not home.
00:06:09 Yes, you are. I heard you.
00:06:12 No, you didn't. This
00:06:15 is a recording.
00:06:17 - No, it isn't.
00:06:20 Watch this. Leave a message, beep.
00:06:28 Goodbye, recorded message.
00:06:30 Agnes, come on.
00:06:42 Kyle!
00:06:43 Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin.
00:06:48 Gru!
00:06:50 Dr Nefario.
00:06:51 I know how you must be feeling.
00:06:53 I, too, have encountered
00:06:57 but in my eyes,
00:07:02 What? What happened?
00:07:03 It's all over the news!
00:07:05 Some fella just stole a pyramid.
00:07:07 They're saying he makes
00:07:11 lame.
00:07:15 Assemble the minions!
00:07:48 Minions, assemble!
00:07:50 Okay. Okay.
00:07:59 Hey!
00:08:47 Looking good, Kevin!
00:08:50 All right.
00:08:51 That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry?
00:08:56 Hello, everybody!
00:08:58 Yeah, all right!
00:09:00 Simmer down. Simmer down!
00:09:02 Thank you, okay.
00:09:04 Now, I realise that you guys probably heard
00:09:07 about this other villain
00:09:10 Apparently, it's a big deal.
00:09:12 People are calling it
00:09:16 But am I upset? No, I am not!
00:09:21 A little,
00:09:23 but we have had
00:09:27 and you guys are all right in my book.
00:09:31 No, no raises!
00:09:32 You're not going to get any raises.
00:09:36 What did we do?
00:09:38 Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!
00:09:45 Nice!
00:09:47 That's how I roll.
00:09:50 Yeah, you all like watching football
00:09:54 But that's not all.
00:09:56 We stole the Statue of Liberty,
00:10:01 the small one from Las Vegas.
00:10:05 And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower!
00:10:09 Okay, I wasn't going to tell you
00:10:12 but I have been working
00:10:18 Something that will blow this pyramid thing
00:10:23 And thanks to the efforts
00:10:28 Thank you!
00:10:29 There he is.
00:10:31 He's styling.
00:10:33 Now, we have located a shrink ray
00:10:36 in a secret lab,
00:10:41 we will have the capability
00:10:44 to pull off the true crime of the century.
00:10:49 We are going to steal...
00:10:54 Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.
00:11:02 Hey.
00:11:03 Dave, listen up, please.
00:11:10 Next, we are going to steal,
00:11:13 pause for effect,
00:11:16 the moon!
00:11:20 And once the moon is mine,
00:11:24 the world will give me
00:11:28 And I will be the greatest villain of all time!
00:11:37 That's what I'm talking about.
00:11:43 Yes?
00:11:44 Hello, Gru?
00:11:48 and I really don't see how we can afford this.
00:11:51 It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker.
00:11:54 Hey, chillax.
00:11:56 I'll just get another loan from the bank.
00:12:15 Edith, stop it!
00:12:17 What? I'm just walking.
00:12:32 - Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.
00:12:37 Hello, girls!
00:12:38 Anybody come to adopt us
00:12:42 Let me think.
00:12:45 No!
00:12:49 Edith! What did you put on my desk?
00:12:52 A mud pie.
00:12:55 You're never gonna get adopted, Edith.
00:12:59 - Yeah, I know.
00:13:01 So, how did it go, girls?
00:13:06 Sort of.
00:13:07 We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies,
00:13:13 Okay.
00:13:16 Well, you say that like it's a great sale day.
00:13:20 Look at my face!
00:13:22 Do you still think it's a great sale day?
00:13:26 Eighteen coco-nutties.
00:13:29 I think we can do a little better than that,
00:13:34 Yeah.
00:13:35 We wouldn't want to spend the weekend
00:13:40 - No, Miss Hattie.
00:13:41 Okay, good. Off you go.
00:13:47 - Hi, Penny.
00:13:48 Hi, guys.
00:13:55 Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but...
00:13:58 I just wanted to congratulate you
00:14:02 That was you, wasn't it?
00:14:04 Or was it a villain who's actually successful?
00:14:09 Just so you know, Mom,
00:14:12 that's very, very big, very important.
00:14:15 When you hear about it,
00:14:19 Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here.
00:15:31 Gru to see Mr Perkins.
00:15:33 Yes, please have a seat.
00:15:47 That's one small step for man,
00:15:52 one giant leap for mankind.
00:15:54 Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon.
00:15:57 I'm afraid you're too late, Son.
00:16:00 NASA isn't sending the monkeys any more.
00:16:11 Hey.
00:16:20 I'm applying for a new villain loan.
00:16:28 It's a mathematical term,
00:16:30 a quantity represented by an arrow,
00:16:39 Vector! That's me,
00:16:41 'cause I'm committing crimes
00:16:46 Oh, yeah!
00:16:50 Check out my new weapon.
00:16:52 Piranha gun! Oh, yes!
00:16:54 Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before?
00:16:58 Do you want a demonstration?
00:17:01 Shoot! So difficult, sometimes,
00:17:05 Mr Gru, Mr Perkins will see you now.
00:17:09 So, all I need
00:17:10 is money from the bank to build a rocket.
00:17:13 - And then, the moon is ours.
00:17:17 Well, very nice presentation.
00:17:19 I'd like to see this shrink ray.
00:17:21 Absolutely! Will do. Soon as I have it.
00:17:26 You don't have it?
00:17:28 And yet you have the audacity
00:17:33 Apparently.
00:17:35 Do you have any idea of the capital
00:17:40 With far too few of your sinister plots
00:17:46 How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you.
00:17:50 If we don't start getting our money back...
00:17:54 Get the picture?
00:17:57 Look, Gru, the point is,
00:18:01 younger than you, hungrier than you,
00:18:04 younger than you.
00:18:06 Like that young fellow out there
00:18:09 He just stole a pyramid!
00:18:15 I've got it. I've got it.
00:18:18 So, as far as getting money for the rocket...
00:18:21 Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk.
00:19:54 Suckers!
00:20:00 Suckers!
00:20:08 We got it!
00:20:17 What?
00:20:18 Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
00:20:22 No, no, no!
00:20:27 You!
00:20:31 Now, maybe you'll think twice
00:20:35 So long, Gru!
00:20:39 Quick! We can't let him get away!
00:20:49 Up ahead! Up ahead!
00:20:51 Fire! Fire, now!
00:21:02 You missed me!
00:21:03 Come to papa!
00:21:18 Take that.
00:21:22 How adorable.
00:21:24 Got you in our sights!
00:21:27 Like taking candy from a...
00:21:29 What?
00:21:32 Hey, Gru!
00:21:33 Try this on for size!
00:21:38 That's weird. What is going...
00:21:45 This is claustrophobic!
00:21:49 No, no, no!
00:21:56 Too small! This is too small for me!
00:22:05 I hate that guy!
00:22:14 ...and please watch over us, and bless
00:22:18 And bless that while we're sleeping,
00:22:22 and lay eggs in our brains.
00:22:24 Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.
00:22:28 And please bless
00:22:31 and that the mommy and daddy will be nice
00:22:34 and have a pet unicorn.
00:22:36 Amen.
00:22:37 - Amen.
00:22:44 Unicorns, I love them
00:22:47 Uni, uni, unicorns
00:22:52 Uni, unicorns, I could pet one
00:22:55 If they were really real
00:22:57 And they are
00:22:58 So, I bought one so I could pet it
00:23:01 Now it loves me
00:24:21 Don't you... What the...
00:24:53 Good luck, little girls!
00:25:00 Whoa! Cool.
00:25:04 Hi! We're orphans
00:25:08 - I don't care. Beat it!
00:25:10 We're selling cookies
00:25:13 - Wait, wait! Do you have coco-nutties?
00:25:38 Light bulb.
00:25:43 Dr Nefario!
00:25:45 I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots
00:25:48 - What?
00:25:50 - Who is this?
00:25:59 Well, it appears you have cleared
00:26:02 Dr Gru.
00:26:07 And I see you have made a list
00:26:10 of some of your personal achievements.
00:26:14 Thank you for that. I love reading.
00:26:24 And I see you have been given
00:26:27 and a knighthood.
00:26:31 - Me, me, me.
00:26:33 Kevin?
00:26:36 You had your own cooking show
00:26:38 and you can hold your breath
00:26:42 It's not that impressive.
00:26:46 Idiot!
00:26:49 - Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:26:54 What in the name of... What?
00:26:57 Well, here's the dealio.
00:27:01 Things have been so lonely since my wife,
00:27:08 Debbie, passed on.
00:27:10 It's like my heart is a tooth,
00:27:14 and it's got a cavity
00:27:19 I'm sorry.
00:27:25 You are a beautiful woman.
00:27:28 Do I look like I speak Spanish?
00:27:33 You have a face como un burro.
00:27:40 Well, thank you!
00:27:44 Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?
00:27:48 So, so excited!
00:27:51 Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes
00:27:57 I bet the mom is beautiful!
00:27:59 I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle.
00:28:01 I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears.
00:28:05 I'm just saying it'd be nice.
00:28:09 My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.
00:28:12 That's a Cheeto.
00:28:17 Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.
00:28:23 Who's Debbie?
00:28:24 Your wife.
00:28:26 Hi, girls!
00:28:38 Girls, I want you to meet Mr Gru.
00:28:42 He's going to adopt you.
00:28:44 And he's a dentist!
00:28:49 Yeah!
00:28:54 Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith.
00:28:59 And that's Agnes.
00:29:01 I got your leg, I got your leg!
00:29:03 Okay, that is enough, little girl.
00:29:06 - Let go of my leg. Come on. You can do it.
00:29:08 - Higher!
00:29:11 How do you remove them?
00:29:14 Some nonstick spray?
00:29:18 Crowbar?
00:29:21 Okay, girls, let's go.
00:29:48 Oh, yeah!
00:29:51 Pretty impressive!
00:29:55 What are you looking at?
00:29:57 Boo-ya!
00:30:00 You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!
00:30:03 Take that!
00:30:05 You done been shrunk!
00:30:08 Yello?
00:30:10 I got the shrink ray, all right.
00:30:13 No, I'm not playing with it.
00:30:16 Gru?
00:30:19 Don't make me laugh! No.
00:30:21 P.S., he is not getting the moon,
00:30:24 and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him,
00:30:27 he's gonna be begging for mercy.
00:30:31 Okay, bye.
00:30:34 Look at you, a little tiny toilet
00:30:39 Curse you, tiny toilet!
00:30:46 Okay, here we are.
00:30:48 Home sweet home.
00:30:52 So, this is, like, your house?
00:30:56 Wait a sec...
00:30:57 You're the guy
00:31:00 No, that was someone else.
00:31:15 Can I hold your hand?
00:31:18 No.
00:31:29 When we got adopted by a bald guy,
00:31:43 No, hey!
00:31:48 Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests.
00:31:51 Girls, this is Kyle, my
00:31:54 dog.
00:31:58 Fluffy doggy!
00:32:04 What kind of dog is that?
00:32:06 He is a... I don't know.
00:32:09 Do you really think that this is
00:32:13 'Cause it's not.
00:32:16 No! No! Stay away from there!
00:32:18 It's fragile.
00:32:22 Well, I suppose the plan will work with two.
00:32:26 Hey! It's dark in here.
00:32:31 It poked a hole in my juice box.
00:32:39 As you can see,
00:32:40 I have provided everything
00:32:45 All right.
00:32:48 Okay. As I was saying... Hey!
00:32:51 Somebody broke that.
00:32:53 Okay, okay.
00:32:56 Rule number one.
00:32:58 You will not touch anything.
00:33:01 What about the floor?
00:33:03 Yes, you may touch the floor.
00:33:05 What about the air?
00:33:07 Yes, you may touch the air!
00:33:09 What about this?
00:33:13 - Where did you get that?
00:33:15 Okay. Rule number two.
00:33:19 Rule number three.
00:33:21 You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle
00:33:26 or sneeze or burp or fart!
00:33:29 So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
00:33:33 Does this count as annoying?
00:33:39 Very!
00:33:43 I will see you in six hours.
00:33:47 Okay, don't worry.
00:33:52 We're gonna be really happy here.
00:34:25 Question. What are these?
00:34:29 A dozen boogie robots! Boogie!
00:34:33 Look at this. Watch me!
00:34:39 Cookie robots. I said cookie robots.
00:34:42 Why are you so old?
00:34:47 Okay. I'm on it.
00:34:50 Hello?
00:35:07 TV!
00:35:28 What is that?
00:35:30 - Look at that!
00:35:33 Come on!
00:35:35 I don't think he's a dentist.
00:35:51 We've been working on this for a while.
00:35:53 It's a anti-gravity serum.
00:36:01 I meant to close that.
00:36:05 - Do the effects wear off?
00:36:08 no. No, they don't.
00:36:11 And here, of course,
00:36:18 No, no.
00:36:19 I said "dart gun," not... Okay.
00:36:24 Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering
00:36:26 under what circumstances
00:36:29 But, anyway.
00:36:31 What I really wanted to show you was this.
00:36:39 Now those are cookie robots!
00:36:43 La, la, la, la
00:36:46 What are you doing here?
00:36:50 We got bored. What is this place?
00:36:53 Can I drink this?
00:36:55 Do you want to explode?
00:36:59 Gru!
00:37:00 Get back in the kitchen!
00:37:02 - Will you play with us?
00:37:05 - Why?
00:37:07 Doing what?
00:37:10 Okay, okay, you got me.
00:37:12 The dentist thing is more of a hobby.
00:37:15 In real life, I am a spy.
00:37:18 And it is top secret,
00:37:21 - because if you do...
00:37:27 Hey!
00:37:29 My unicorn!
00:37:31 You have to fix it.
00:37:33 Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated.
00:37:43 That's freaking me out. What is she doing?
00:37:45 She's gonna hold her breath
00:37:50 It is just a toy. Now stop it!
00:37:56 Okay, okay! I'll fix it!
00:37:58 Tim! Mark! Phil!
00:38:03 This is very important.
00:38:04 You have to get the little girl
00:38:14 Hey, hey, hey! A toy!
00:38:17 Go, and hurry!
00:38:19 What are those?
00:38:20 They are my cousins.
00:38:24 Jerry! Stuart!
00:38:27 Watch them,
00:38:47 - Wow!
00:39:55 It was your cousin's idea.
00:39:56 What?
00:39:58 Okay, bedtime.
00:40:02 Not you two!
00:40:05 Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye.
00:40:12 Just so you know,
00:40:14 you're never gonna be my dad.
00:40:16 I think I can live with that.
00:40:20 Are these beds made out of bombs?
00:40:23 Yes, but they are very old
00:40:28 But try not to toss and turn.
00:40:30 Cool.
00:40:32 - Will you read us a bedtime story?
00:40:35 But we can't go to sleep
00:40:38 Well, then it's going to be
00:40:43 So, good night, sleep tight,
00:40:46 Because there are literally
00:40:51 And there's probably
00:40:56 He's just kidding, Agnes.
00:41:21 It's beautiful.
00:41:51 Girls, let's go.
00:41:53 Time to deliver the cookies!
00:41:57 Okay. But first, we're going to dance class.
00:42:00 Actually, we're going to have to skip
00:42:03 Actually, we can't
00:42:08 We have a big recital coming up.
00:42:10 - We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake.
00:42:13 That's fantastic. Wonderful.
00:42:15 But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on!
00:42:21 No.
00:42:23 No?
00:42:24 We're not going to deliver cookies
00:42:27 Really?
00:42:29 Well, I am not driving you to dance class.
00:42:32 So if you want to go,
00:42:44 What are you doing?
00:42:45 Walking to dance class.
00:42:47 Ya? Okay, fine.
00:42:49 You just keep walking,
00:42:53 Okay.
00:42:56 You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
00:42:59 Seriously, I'm going to count to three!
00:43:01 And you had better be in this car!
00:43:03 Here we go! One! Two!
00:43:07 ...three, four and five.
00:43:10 And lift, and stretch.
00:43:13 And one, and two...
00:43:16 - Here you go.
00:43:18 Your ticket to the dance recital.
00:43:22 Of course, of course.
00:43:24 I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on.
00:43:27 Pinkie promise?
00:43:30 Oh, yes. My pinkie promises.
00:43:46 All right.
00:43:51 But he's a V.
00:43:53 You know, we're supposed
00:43:55 Then we go to the B's. Then we...
00:43:57 Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten.
00:44:04 I was just thinking
00:44:07 that it might be nice
00:44:11 That is all.
00:44:16 Almost over. It's almost over.
00:44:21 Girls, welcome back
00:44:26 Do you have my cookies for me?
00:44:36 Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes,
00:44:38 two caramel clumpies
00:44:43 Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else
00:44:47 Not likely.
00:44:48 Name one person
00:44:50 That'll be $52.
00:44:52 Right.
00:45:01 Seven, eight, nine...
00:45:05 Tic Tacs! Where was I?
00:45:07 Seven, eight, nine...
00:45:11 Why are you wearing pyjamas?
00:45:13 These aren't pyjamas!
00:45:33 - What are you warming up for?
00:45:36 What sort of stuff?
00:45:37 Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
00:45:39 Like sleeping?
00:45:41 They are not pyjamas!
00:45:56 Here you go, 52 big ones.
00:46:17 Bye!
00:47:12 Come on!
00:47:36 What the...
00:47:40 Quiet down, fish!
00:47:49 Down, boy!
00:48:13 We did it! Come on, girls, let's go!
00:48:25 But what about the other people
00:48:28 Life is full of disappointments
00:48:31 for some people.
00:48:38 Don't do that!
00:48:40 Super Silly Fun Land! Can we go? Please?
00:48:43 No.
00:48:44 But we've never been.
00:48:47 Don't care.
00:48:48 - Please?
00:48:49 We'll never ask for anything else,
00:48:51 - Pretty please?
00:49:00 - Come on!
00:49:03 Light bulb.
00:49:10 Come on!
00:49:11 Goodbye, have fun.
00:49:18 Sorry, dude.
00:49:22 What?
00:50:20 Oh, my gosh!
00:50:21 Look at that fluffy unicorn!
00:50:26 He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!
00:50:28 You've gotta let us play for it!
00:50:30 No, no, no.
00:50:32 Come on!
00:50:35 How much for the fluffy unicorn?
00:50:38 Well, it is not for sale.
00:50:40 But all you gotta do to win it
00:50:46 It's easy!
00:50:56 Yay!
00:51:09 Again!
00:51:11 - Wait!
00:51:13 Just one more.
00:51:15 I accidentally closed my eyes.
00:51:32 - I hit it! I hit it!
00:51:39 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that?
00:51:42 She hit that. I saw that with my own eyes.
00:51:46 Hey, buddy,
00:51:48 You see that little tin spaceship?
00:51:53 Do you know what that means, professor?
00:51:56 It means you don't get the unicorn!
00:52:02 Somebody's got a frowny face.
00:52:04 Boo! Better luck next time!
00:52:08 Okay, my turn.
00:52:32 Knocked over!
00:52:39 - It's so fluffy!
00:52:43 That was awesome!
00:52:45 You blew up the whole thing!
00:52:47 Let's go. Let's try another game!
00:52:56 Gru, do you mind if I have a quick word?
00:52:59 Okay, girls, go play.
00:53:09 I got the shrink ray!
00:53:14 Cotton candy!
00:53:17 We have 12 days
00:53:21 We can't afford any distractions!
00:53:25 Get me Perkins.
00:53:35 Sorry to bother you, Mr Perkins,
00:53:37 but I figured that you would want to see this!
00:53:41 What?
00:53:55 Well done, Gru. Rather impressive.
00:53:58 Now, the rest of the plan is simple.
00:54:01 I fly to the moon. I shrink the moon.
00:54:05 I grab the moon. I sit on the toilet.
00:54:09 What?
00:54:11 Sorry. Sorry!
00:54:13 Could you excuse me for just one second?
00:54:16 I told you not to touch my things.
00:54:18 I told you, I told you.
00:54:21 Hey, can we order pizza?
00:54:22 Pizza? You just had lunch.
00:54:24 Not now, for dinner.
00:54:26 Dinner?
00:54:27 Just... Fine, fine, fine, whatever.
00:54:30 Can we get stuffed crust?
00:54:33 - Stuffed crust!
00:54:35 I'll stuff you all in the crust!
00:54:38 You're funny!
00:54:40 Just don't come out of that room again!
00:54:43 All right.
00:54:45 Sorry about that. Where were we?
00:54:48 You were sitting on the toilet.
00:54:50 No, no, no! No, I'm sorry.
00:54:55 I know how much you like to laugh
00:55:00 inside. Now, I was saying...
00:55:07 You don't seem terribly focused, Gru.
00:55:09 Believe me, I am completely focused.
00:55:12 - Hello!
00:55:14 That guy is huge!
00:55:15 - Are we on TV?
00:55:17 What are you doing?
00:55:25 No, no, no!
00:55:26 Freeze ray!
00:55:27 Mr Gru?
00:55:34 Okay.
00:55:36 As I was saying...
00:55:38 No need to continue. I've seen quite enough.
00:55:42 - But my plan...
00:55:44 I love everything about your plan,
00:55:48 You.
00:55:53 Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me
00:55:59 Look, Mom, I made a prototype of the rocket
00:56:06 Look, Mom, I made a real rocket
00:56:22 I don't understand.
00:56:24 Let's face reality, Gru.
00:56:26 You've been at this for far too long
00:56:31 We're gonna put our faith,
00:56:36 Well, a younger villain.
00:56:38 But I...
00:56:40 It's over. Goodbye, Gru.
00:57:03 Now, I know there have been
00:57:07 that the bank is no longer funding us.
00:57:12 Well, I am here to put those rumours to rest.
00:57:17 They are true.
00:57:20 In terms of money,
00:57:24 we have no money.
00:57:26 So how will we get to the moon?
00:57:30 The answer is clear.
00:57:32 We won't.
00:57:36 We are doomed.
00:57:40 Now would probably be a good time
00:57:46 I know.
00:57:48 I have fired up my resume
00:57:54 What is it?
00:57:57 Can't you see that I am
00:58:30 Yes!
00:58:32 Yes, we will build our own rocket
00:58:35 using this and whatever else we can find!
00:58:39 Grab everything!
00:58:43 Who needs the bank?
00:58:45 Let's go. Let's go!
00:59:37 Mom! What are you doing here?
00:59:39 And here he is in the bathtub.
00:59:43 Look at his little buns.
00:59:47 Mom.
00:59:49 Not cool.
00:59:51 And here, he's all dressed up
00:59:56 He looks like a girl!
00:59:58 Yes, he does. An ugly girl!
01:00:24 You're funny!
01:00:40 Yes! Mine's shaped like a dead guy!
01:01:01 Mr Perkins, your son is here.
01:01:03 Send him in.
01:01:06 Hey, Dad.
01:01:09 You wanted to see me?
01:01:10 - Yes, I did, Victor.
01:01:13 Victor was my nerd name. Now I am Vector!
01:01:17 Sit down!
01:01:20 Do you know where the shrink ray is?
01:01:23 Duh! Back at my place.
01:01:25 Oh, is that right?
01:01:28 I guess Gru must just have one
01:01:35 What the... Those girls sold me cookies!
01:01:38 Do you have any idea
01:01:42 I give you the opportunity of a lifetime,
01:01:44 and you just blow it!
01:01:46 - No, I didn't.
01:01:50 You just wait
01:01:53 Squid-launcher! Oh, yeah!
01:01:59 There's a squid on my face!
01:02:03 Don't worry.
01:02:04 The moon is as good as ours.
01:02:10 Come on now, it's bedtime.
01:02:12 Did you brush your teeth?
01:02:16 You did not!
01:02:17 Put on your PGs.
01:02:21 This is beddie-bye time, right now.
01:02:26 - But we're not tired!
01:02:29 Will you read us a bedtime story?
01:02:35 No.
01:02:36 Pretty please!
01:02:38 The physical appearance of the "please"
01:02:42 It is still no, so go to sleep.
01:02:44 But we can't. We're all hyper!
01:02:46 And without a bedtime story,
01:02:51 All night long.
01:02:54 Fine.
01:02:56 All right, all right. Sleepy Kittens.
01:03:00 Sleepy Kittens?
01:03:01 - What are these?
01:03:03 You use them when you tell the story.
01:03:13 Okay, let's get this over with.
01:03:16 "Three little kittens loved to play,
01:03:20 "Then their mother came out and said,
01:03:24 Wow! This is garbage.
01:03:28 Keep reading!
01:03:31 - Come on!
01:03:33 "Three little kittens started to bawl,
01:03:36 "'Mommy, we're not tired at all.'
01:03:38 "Their mother smiled and said with a purr,
01:03:41 "'Fine, but at least
01:03:45 Now you brush the fur.
01:03:48 This is literature?
01:03:50 A 2-year-old could have written this.
01:03:54 "Three little kittens with fur all brushed
01:03:57 "said, 'We can't sleep, we feel too rushed! '
01:04:01 "Their mother replied, with a voice like silk,
01:04:04 "'Fine, but at least
01:04:07 Now make them drink the milk.
01:04:14 I don't like this book.
01:04:17 "Three little kittens, with milk all gone,
01:04:30 "'We can't sleep, we can't even try.'
01:04:36 "'Good night kittens, close your eyes.
01:04:42 "'Though while you sleep, we are apart,
01:04:46 "'your mommy loves you with all her heart."'
01:04:54 The end. Okay, good night.
01:04:58 - Wait!
01:05:00 What about good night kisses?
01:05:04 No, no. There will be no kissing or hugging
01:05:11 He is not gonna kiss us good night, Agnes.
01:05:14 I like him. He's nice.
01:05:16 But scary.
01:05:19 Like Santa!
01:05:38 Only 48 hours till the launch,
01:05:45 About that,
01:05:47 I was thinking that maybe
01:05:51 Please tell me this is not as a result
01:05:57 No, no, no!
01:05:59 The recital? Don't... That's stupid!
01:06:03 I just think it's kind of weird
01:06:07 I was thinking,
01:06:14 Gru, you and I have been
01:06:17 It's everything we've dreamed of.
01:06:20 Your chance to make history,
01:06:22 become the man who stole the moon!
01:06:25 But these girls
01:06:29 They need to go.
01:06:31 If you don't do something about it,
01:06:37 I understand.
01:06:41 Good.
01:06:45 Butt.
01:06:50 Butt.
01:07:04 Butt.
01:07:07 All right.
01:07:10 we will make the "clink" sound
01:07:13 Ready? Edith?
01:07:14 - Clink.
01:07:16 There we go. And now we drink.
01:07:18 And Agnes?
01:07:19 - Clink.
01:07:21 Very good!
01:07:24 Excuse me, girls.
01:07:25 Come on!
01:07:27 Don't worry, I'll be back. Keep clinking.
01:07:31 - Clink, clink.
01:07:34 Miss Hattie, what are you doing here?
01:07:36 I'm here for the girls. I received a call
01:07:43 And also,
01:07:50 I didn't like what you said.
01:07:52 But...
01:07:59 I will get the girls ready.
01:08:12 Don't let her take us, Mr Gru!
01:08:15 Tell her you wanna keep us.
01:08:17 All right, girls. Come on, let's go.
01:08:19 Goodbye, Mr Gru. Thanks for everything.
01:08:38 I did it for your own good.
01:08:41 Come on, let's go get that moon.
01:08:45 Right.
01:10:03 What is this for?
01:10:06 The recital?
01:10:07 I am the greatest criminal mind
01:10:11 I don't go to little girls' dance recitals!
01:10:36 Opening launch bay doors.
01:10:41 And we are good to go
01:10:47 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
01:10:51 six...
01:11:18 Oh, yeah!
01:11:22 Nice work, Doctor. All systems go.
01:11:24 Boo-ya!
01:11:37 My flight suit.
01:11:40 Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty...
01:13:08 I've got it!
01:13:11 I've got the moon!
01:13:14 I've got the moon!
01:13:32 I can make it!
01:13:41 - Wait a minute!
01:13:46 Come on, come on!
01:13:56 He's still not here.
01:13:58 Why would he come? He gave us up.
01:14:00 But he pinkie promised!
01:14:02 Girls, girls, places!
01:14:05 No, we can't start yet!
01:14:08 Can we just wait a few more minutes?
01:14:14 All right. But just a few more minutes.
01:14:16 He's not coming, guys.
01:14:22 Gru! Gru, can you hear me?
01:14:26 Quick, we have to warn him, and fast!
01:15:05 Okay, okay. There's the library.
01:15:07 That's Third Street. The dance studio...
01:15:10 There! There! There it is!
01:15:49 Sorry, buddy. Show's over.
01:15:51 Over?
01:16:31 Vector, open up!
01:16:34 First give me the moon. Then we'll talk.
01:16:50 - Mr Gru!
01:16:53 Now, the girls.
01:16:54 Actually, I think I'll hold on to them
01:16:59 No!
01:17:00 Oh, yeah! Unpredictable!
01:17:03 Listen close, you little punk.
01:17:05 When I get in there,
01:17:10 I'm really scared!
01:17:15 He is gonna kick your butt.
01:17:57 What? He punched my shark!
01:18:26 There he is!
01:18:33 Hang on, Gru.
01:18:39 Oh, no!
01:18:51 Vector has the girls. Go!
01:18:57 What happened to the ship? It's big again!
01:18:59 - Not as big as the moon is going to be!
01:19:01 The larger the mass of an object, the quicker
01:19:07 I call it the Nefario Principle.
01:19:10 I just came up with it now, actually.
01:19:12 Oh, no!
01:19:20 Did you see that?
01:19:21 - Vector! Help!
01:19:24 - Over here!
01:19:25 What are you girls doing back there?
01:19:27 The moon!
01:19:44 Watch out!
01:19:49 Get as close in as you can.
01:19:52 You got it.
01:20:09 - Mr Gru, up here!
01:20:12 Okay, girls! Girls!
01:20:14 - You're going to have to jump.
01:20:17 Are you insane?
01:20:19 Don't worry, I will catch you.
01:20:21 You gave us back!
01:20:22 I know, I know.
01:20:27 But you have to jump now.
01:20:30 It'll be okay.
01:20:37 Okay, girls.
01:20:40 Jump now!
01:20:46 Margo, I will catch you.
01:20:49 And I will never let you go again.
01:21:02 - Not so fast!
01:21:04 Let me go!
01:21:09 Margo!
01:21:16 I'm coming, Margo. Hang on!
01:21:47 I got you.
01:22:07 No!
01:22:25 Oh, poop.
01:22:28 This time, good triumphs,
01:22:30 and the moon has been returned
01:22:33 But once again, law enforcement is baffled,
01:22:38 who is this mysterious hero?
01:22:40 And what will he do next?
01:22:42 Okay, girls. Time for bed.
01:22:44 - Come on! We want a story.
01:22:48 Oh, no! Sorry. That book was
01:22:54 Tonight we are going to read a new book.
01:22:57 This one is called
01:22:59 One Big Unicorn by... Who wrote this?
01:23:04 Me! I wrote it. Look, it's a puppet book!
01:23:08 Here, watch this.
01:23:11 That's the horn!
01:23:17 This is gonna be the best book ever!
01:23:19 Not to pat myself on the back,
01:23:24 Here we go.
01:23:25 "One big unicorn, strong and free
01:23:28 "thought he was happy as he could be.
01:23:32 "Then three little kittens came around
01:23:36 "and turned his whole life upside down."
01:23:40 Hey, that one looks like me!
01:23:42 No, what are you talking about?
01:23:44 Any relation to persons living or dead
01:23:51 "They made him laugh.
01:23:54 "They made him cry.
01:23:58 "He never should have said goodbye.
01:24:01 "And now he knows he could never part
01:24:06 "from those three little kittens
01:24:09 "that changed his heart.
01:24:12 "The end."
01:24:14 Okay, all right. Good night.
01:24:40 I love you.
01:24:42 I love you, too.
01:24:53 No, no!
01:24:57 All right.
01:25:03 Didn't I get you already?
01:25:39 They're very good!
01:25:41 I'm so proud of you, Son.
01:25:44 You've turned out to be a great parent!
01:25:49 Just like me.
01:25:51 Maybe even better.
01:26:20 No, I'm fine. Go ahead.
01:26:24 No, no, no!
01:27:35 THE END
01:28:05 Hey, Carl! Hey.
01:28:11 No, no, no.
01:28:12 Me, me, me.
01:28:14 John?
01:28:15 No, no. Me, me, me.
01:28:41 Oh, poop.
01:29:28 Oh, no!
01:29:30 Stop! Stop!
01:30:33 Hello, I am Gru.
01:30:35 Back to work, back to work! Back to...