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A Dirty Shame
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Sylvia... |
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Sylvia... |
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Sylvia |
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Smile for me |
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Fill my world |
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Forget those |
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That haunt you |
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Sylvia |
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Young in years |
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Let the sunshine |
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Dry your tears |
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And we |
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And stars |
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Like April lovers |
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With hearts aglow... |
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Come on back |
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Can't you see |
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lt can wait. |
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Not in here it isn't. |
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Your mother |
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lt's light out, for Christ's sake. |
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Come on, move! |
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...Forget those |
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That haunt you... |
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God! |
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...Let the sunshine |
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Dry your tears |
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And we will walk |
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Damn it! |
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Jesus Christ. |
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...With hearts aglow |
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Till love discloses |
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Where the secret |
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You seen my keys? |
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Ow! |
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l said, have you seen |
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Where did you |
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lf l knew where l'd left them, they |
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Vaughnhole! |
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Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty! |
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lt's not my fault. |
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Somebody left his magazine on the front |
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Oh, sure, |
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sure, sure... |
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You said |
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l mean a man has needs, Sylvia. |
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My gal is red hot, yeah! |
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My gal is red hot |
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Your gal ain't |
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Well, she ain't got |
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She's really |
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Well, l got a gal, |
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Ooh. |
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...My gal is red hot |
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Your gal |
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Yeah, my gal |
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Your gal |
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Well, she ain't got |
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lsn't it a little early |
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l'm developing |
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Mutilating your mammaries |
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is an act, all right, |
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l was a legend down at the Holiday |
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Morning, honey. |
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Daddy, let me go down to the bar |
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You're in home detention, |
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The ''government'' wants you to stay |
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You're just too pretty |
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We let you keep your tawdry theatrical |
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You were convicted |
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l was promoting |
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With nude loitering?! |
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Nude and disorderly conduct? |
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l was not drunk. |
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Something is the matter |
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You are such a Neuter, |
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And Neuters will never |
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Something is the matter |
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Hulh |
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Morning, |
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Oh, you brat! |
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Morning. |
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Ah, it's the real McCoy |
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- Paid through the nose for it. |
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One thing we've learned-- proper |
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l need to go down to |
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Come on, Dad, don't lock it. |
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My public needs me! |
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- Ooh! |
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my name is Fat Fuck Frank. |
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And l'm your daughter's |
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She moved to |
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Hey, Vaughn. |
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Hey! |
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Caprice retired |
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She's no longer |
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Her name ain't Caprice, |
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She got the biggest tits |
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Ursula! Ursula Udders! |
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Texture, that's |
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lt's me, |
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And l miss |
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Destroy all Neuters! |
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We sure didn't |
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God, l love Baltimore. |
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Sylvia! Sylvia, |
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Get gas. |
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Honey, |
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Remember to fill it up. |
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Hmm? |
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Ugh! |
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Smokey the bear, |
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- Prowling and a-growling... |
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Hi! Grrr-rr! Woof! |
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- Grrr! |
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That's why they called him Smokey, |
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- Hi, Vaughn. |
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Does the Pinewood |
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You know-- |
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We sure do. |
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How is that fine wife |
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She's up at the store |
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Don't you |
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that every man |
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Well, not really, |
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Sheeze...! |
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Uglh! |
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Oh, don't. |
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Jesus, Mary, |
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Olh! |
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...Whoa, whoa-whoa |
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l need your loving-- |
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That's it, oh-oh-oh. |
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Oh, God! |
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Ooh, that's it, baby. |
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Oh, talk to the mike, |
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Oh, that's what |
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Come on. |
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Oh, okay. |
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l'm out of gas. |
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Move it, Neuter! |
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- Oh, God! |
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Get out of the way! |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, |
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- Filthy little hedges. |
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Growin' all dirty, |
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Hi, l'm ''Mama Bear.'' |
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have you met |
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No, l haven't. |
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l'm ''Papa Bear.'' |
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And this is our cub, |
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Grrr! |
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l'm Vaughn. Welcome |
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When we take over, |
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''Bearquake!'' |
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...Happy, happy, happy |
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With a big bear hug. |
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- Come on. |
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Can you call |
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Hurry up, |
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What, at 7:00 a.m.? |
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You'd have a date too |
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- Your poor husband. |
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Ooh-hh! |
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lf you could just |
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Ooh! |
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lt's her! |
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Let's go sexing. |
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Sylvia... |
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Olh! |
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Ooh! |
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Hello, ma'am. |
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My name is Ray Ray |
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l'm Sylvia, |
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A concussion |
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to waste. |
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Ooh! |
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My pussy's on fire. |
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l know it is. |
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Show me a sign, Sylvia. |
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We knew you'd come. |
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All l can do |
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Huh? |
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You're a sex addict now |
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Ooh-aah--! |
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There you go. |
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All better? |
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Oh, thank you so much. |
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l don't know |
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Well, you recognized the concussion |
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l'm gonna give you |
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Sex addicts |
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and pretty soon, |
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Oh, hey, hold on. |
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Ray Ray |
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Come visit us, |
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Your people |
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Olh |
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One day we're going |
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one that's never |
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And we hope you'll be |
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Ooo |
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Alh |
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Pussy, ooh... |
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Sore, wet, ooh... |
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My pussycat was scratching out |
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...Scratched so long |
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Sore pussy, ooh... |
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Sore... pussy... ooh |
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Just a friendly |
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Friendly little cat |
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My pussycat |
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Sat so long poor pussy got wet, |
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Hello, Mrs. Stickles. |
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Oh boy, am l blushing? |
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Everyone is familiar with |
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But the lnternet |
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- You going to the movies, Dave? |
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Hell, you're picking |
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Dykes! |
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Used to be Harford Road |
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Now it's |
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Mother, |
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Well, no wonder, |
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they've got blatant homosexuals |
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They eat life, |
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- Jesus! |
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Did you see those |
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Hmm? Grown men with |
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''We're bears.'' what the hell is that |
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Free country, |
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Yeah well, we got laws |
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And it would |
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if somebody enforced them. |
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Well, as my mother |
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'''Each to their own,' said the old lady |
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Perverts are taking over |
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Ugh! Mr. Mailman, |
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we're not carrying |
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That's a shame. |
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Makes me sick to see government |
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And on taxpayers' time yet. |
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Yeah, and the post office has the nerve |
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While mailmen are |
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l found a used condom |
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You think that's bad? |
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Somebody wrote |
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on our parking lot wall |
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We've got to do something, |
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People have got to know |
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No wonder l've got |
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l read in the paper |
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that the average married couple has sex |
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That's a lie. |
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l'll be at your meeting all right, |
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You have, uh, AAA batteries? |
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l certainly do. |
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You sure these |
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You want me |
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No, no, l guess l'll buy them. |
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Well, get down there, |
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What the hell? |
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l mean, Jesus... |
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Harford Road-- |
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- Only you can prevent fornication. |
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You see, Marge? |
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lt wasn't this bad |
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You're right. |
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Someone left a dildo |
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right on her |
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People are just ignorant |
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Morning, Big Ethel. |
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Uh, what's good about a morning |
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Amen to that. |
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- Oh, you poor thing! |
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He has no right |
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l'm Viagra-vated |
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Sylvia! |
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Feeling better, |
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Mail here |
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Her name is Caprice |
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Our daughter doesn't really participate |
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l'll take the fan mail to her, Warren. |
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You should be ashamed of yourself, |
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Ashamed of what, |
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- Damn, l could deliver that one. |
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l'm gonna call the Postmaster general-- |
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and report |
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Sex addicts |
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You wanna |
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What's ''funch,'' |
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Fucking |
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Funch, huh? |
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Come on. |
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- Hmm, spaghetti... |
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Where do you two |
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lt's not safe out. |
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People are shaving |
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There's pubic hair |
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We're having |
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and l think you two |
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Yeah. |
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l've got hot nuts |
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10 cents a bag... |
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- What kind of station is that? |
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...l've got hot nuts... |
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- Feeling frisky, eh? |
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Let's open one of Caprice's |
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That's her |
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Oh, look... |
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it's from the mailman. He sent Caprice |
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He what? |
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Are you kidding me? |
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Give me the picture. Give me the pic-- |
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This is disgusting. |
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Well, he's got |
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What kind of talk |
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Oh, they're all photos |
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l'm calling |
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Yes, sir, |
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Stop it, Sylvia. |
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Pink steel! |
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What's the matter |
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Hey, Vaughn, |
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We have to visit |
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Oh, come on, |
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Well, not that, |
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Come on, Vaughn, |
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Honey, this is Pinewood Avenue. |
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Can't we wait |
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Oh, go ''way down |
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All right, all right, |
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Okay. |
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Oh-hh! |
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No--! |
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Oh! |
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Now that's what l call |
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Olh! |
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Harford Road, |
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Horndogs are everywhere. |
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Decency, that's all |
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Decency's fine. |
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But diversity in a neighborhood |
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This isn't diversity, |
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On my way over here, |
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performing oral sex |
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in a car |
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Lesbians have taken over |
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So? Lesbians are |
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We need to start by teaching tolerance |
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Some guy was playing with himself |
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You're saying that's normal? |
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These are isolated |
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No, they're not. |
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Look, l'm not a prude. |
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But l am disgusted. |
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l live near what they call |
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Last night, |
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hairy, overweight men |
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were having sex |
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My children heard them. |
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''Mommy, what's that noise?'' |
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l raced outside |
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and l yelled-- |
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And they just laughed. |
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Some of them |
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Oh, no! |
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Today, somebody |
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And you know what? |
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lf neuter means ''normal,'' |
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l am Marge, the Neuter, |
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That's right! |
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We're all Neuters! |
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And we'll never, |
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You put your left foot in, |
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You put your left foot in |
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And you shake it |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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- That's what it's all about |
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You put your right arm in, |
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You put your right arm in |
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Left arm! |
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You put your left arm in, |
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You put your left arm in |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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That's what |
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Right elbow! |
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You put your right elbow in, |
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You put your right elbow in |
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You do |
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Hi! |
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- That's what it's all about... |
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You put your left elbow in, |
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- Come on, let's dance. |
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Head! |
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You put your head in, |
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You put your head in |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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That's what |
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Right hip! |
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You put your right hip in, |
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You put your right hip in |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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That's what |
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Left hip! |
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You put your left hip in, |
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You put your left hip in |
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Whole self! |
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You put your whole self in, |
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You put your whole self in |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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That's what it's |
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Backside! |
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You put your backside in, |
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You put your backside in |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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Ooh! |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey |
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You do the Hokey-Pokey... |
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That's what it's all about. |
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Sylvia! |
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Oh! |
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Oh! Oh! |
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Taxi! Taxi! |
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Ray Ray's service center, |
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Yes, ma'am. |
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Uhh. |
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Hey, lady, you can't |
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- Why not? |
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Want some fun? |
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What are you doing? |
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- Can l get up front? |
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- You can leave the meter running. |
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- Oh, come on, l want some action. |
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Hey-- you can't do |
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- Get out! |
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Sure is, tiger. |
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Hey, hey, hey! |
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Go! What the hell |
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Oh. |
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- Mommy told me something... |
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That's right, |
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You bet, Big Ethel. |
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Here, put the pink ones |
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Put the yellows |
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Put that |
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And don't stop till you get to the end |
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He will never |
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- Who is it? |
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We're having |
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You better start |
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l heard your daughter Sylvia |
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with her cooter |
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She what? |
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My daughter is a good girl. |
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What is she talking about, |
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Hello? |
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Ray Ray? |
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lt's me, Sylvia. |
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l knew you'd find us, |
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Don't be afraid. We've all had |
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- You have? |
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Mine was from the faulty hood |
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that collapsed on my head |
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And now l guide other |
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to the final dawn |
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- You've been sent to help us. |
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We're all sex addicts |
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- But why? |
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to an erotic orgasm |
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l can't. |
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l'm Loose Linda. |
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l fucked the entire |
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lt's nice to meet you, |
| 00:32:34 |
Until you've hit your head, |
| 00:32:36 |
you can never really feel |
| 00:32:39 |
My name is Paw Paw. |
| 00:32:42 |
l hope we can |
| 00:32:44 |
l'd like that, Sylvia. |
| 00:32:49 |
l knew you'd come. |
| 00:32:53 |
- Number 12 what? |
| 00:33:04 |
Dave, is that you? |
| 00:33:06 |
We call him Dingy Dave |
| 00:33:09 |
Don't worry, Mrs. Stickles, |
| 00:33:12 |
Dingy Dave is lucky. |
| 00:33:15 |
lt's a sexual attraction to dirt. |
| 00:33:19 |
But it wasn't. |
| 00:33:21 |
Dirt worship's been around long |
| 00:33:24 |
l just didn't know. |
| 00:33:27 |
Ray Ray |
| 00:33:29 |
has helped me understand |
| 00:33:33 |
And he cured me |
| 00:33:37 |
Like a miracle. |
| 00:33:39 |
Oh, no, no, no, |
| 00:33:41 |
We don't say the ''m'' word |
| 00:33:43 |
- Oh. |
| 00:33:47 |
May l, uh, be |
| 00:33:50 |
Well, l'm new to this, |
| 00:33:59 |
Oh! |
| 00:34:03 |
Oh! |
| 00:34:07 |
lt's like Noah's ark |
| 00:34:09 |
There is one |
| 00:34:12 |
But, alas, it's all |
| 00:34:16 |
Brace yourself, Sylvia. |
| 00:34:18 |
Got company! |
| 00:34:21 |
Officer Alvin! |
| 00:34:24 |
l'm an adult baby, Sylvia. |
| 00:34:28 |
Adult babies are into |
| 00:34:31 |
They intensely eroticize |
| 00:34:33 |
And sometimes they like |
| 00:34:36 |
l'm a big boy and |
| 00:34:41 |
Bouncy, bouncy, |
| 00:34:43 |
As you grow to embrace |
| 00:34:46 |
you'll learn to accept |
| 00:34:48 |
as long as it's safe, |
| 00:34:50 |
You wanna powder |
| 00:34:53 |
Uh, l would, |
| 00:34:55 |
but l'm supposed |
| 00:34:58 |
Maybe later. |
| 00:35:00 |
Da-da... |
| 00:35:04 |
Number five, |
| 00:35:06 |
You may know us |
| 00:35:08 |
but in this world, |
| 00:35:13 |
One day, we hope |
| 00:35:18 |
- You know about my Priority Penis. |
| 00:35:22 |
l never thought |
| 00:35:24 |
Come on and meet |
| 00:35:30 |
We're husky, we're hairy, |
| 00:35:33 |
and out of |
| 00:35:35 |
And we can cuddle |
| 00:35:38 |
Yeah, hunting for some grizz-sm... |
| 00:35:48 |
Ever hear |
| 00:35:51 |
l only had my concussion |
| 00:35:53 |
lt's okay. |
| 00:35:56 |
Sploshing is |
| 00:35:58 |
to dump food |
| 00:36:01 |
Oh-ooh! |
| 00:36:05 |
l'm Messy Melinda |
| 00:36:07 |
and our bushes |
| 00:36:10 |
And of course you know |
| 00:36:14 |
Mrs. Stickles, go home |
| 00:36:19 |
She's one of us |
| 00:36:27 |
l'm number 11. |
| 00:36:31 |
Number 11? |
| 00:36:42 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:36:46 |
- Yes, shh. |
| 00:36:47 |
lf you say it out loud, |
| 00:36:50 |
No, no, no, l'm just |
| 00:36:52 |
l'm a horny woman |
| 00:36:55 |
l know you are and we're |
| 00:36:59 |
Ray Ray |
| 00:37:02 |
- and he's got powers. |
| 00:37:14 |
l've got a hard-on |
| 00:37:17 |
and my tongue |
| 00:37:22 |
Oh, and l've got |
| 00:37:24 |
We're all in heat. |
| 00:37:27 |
And as you know, Sylvia |
| 00:37:30 |
Yes, she is. |
| 00:37:31 |
Who wants |
| 00:37:35 |
Let's go sexing! |
| 00:37:38 |
Yeah! |
| 00:37:43 |
Jesus Christ, |
| 00:37:46 |
Who is it? |
| 00:37:49 |
lt's Big Ethel |
| 00:37:51 |
We're having |
| 00:37:53 |
We want all Neuters |
| 00:37:57 |
What's a Neuter? |
| 00:37:59 |
lt's a normal person who |
| 00:38:02 |
Sign me up then. |
| 00:38:03 |
Tonight a woman in my cab |
| 00:38:06 |
Oh, it's a sick world! |
| 00:38:11 |
l don't know how it started |
| 00:38:13 |
l don't know how it started |
| 00:38:15 |
But there's a gal who's chasing me |
| 00:38:18 |
- Hey! |
| 00:38:21 |
Ooh, eager beaver |
| 00:38:23 |
- Was that Sylvia Stickles? |
| 00:38:26 |
What happened |
| 00:38:27 |
l don't know, but |
| 00:38:34 |
...Well what am l |
| 00:38:37 |
With that eager beaver |
| 00:38:44 |
Hello, Vaughn. |
| 00:38:47 |
Hello, Betty. |
| 00:38:50 |
Come on in. |
| 00:38:52 |
No, l can't. |
| 00:38:56 |
l was with her |
| 00:38:58 |
Maybe she's |
| 00:39:00 |
Harford Road |
| 00:39:17 |
Hey, hey, come on, |
| 00:40:07 |
l seen you, |
| 00:40:10 |
showing your pubic patch |
| 00:40:13 |
You should move downtown |
| 00:40:19 |
End of the line. |
| 00:40:33 |
Okay, buster, |
| 00:40:36 |
- Who, me? |
| 00:40:41 |
Yes, Ma'am! |
| 00:40:48 |
Don't touch that spot |
| 00:40:51 |
That spot that's swelling up |
| 00:40:54 |
- Grrr... |
| 00:40:57 |
Vaughn, where is |
| 00:40:58 |
l don't know, Big Ethel. |
| 00:41:00 |
Oh, don't go in there. |
| 00:41:03 |
Big fat hairy fags |
| 00:41:09 |
Hi, l'm Cow Patty. |
| 00:41:11 |
l'm Vaughn. |
| 00:41:14 |
and l'm looking |
| 00:41:15 |
l'm the only ''Goldilocks'' allowed |
| 00:41:19 |
l'm a bear hag. |
| 00:41:22 |
Bear soup! |
| 00:41:29 |
Wow, a tranny bear. |
| 00:41:32 |
Come on in. |
| 00:41:35 |
Police! |
| 00:42:11 |
My gal is red hot |
| 00:42:13 |
Your gal |
| 00:42:15 |
Yeah, |
| 00:42:18 |
- Your gal ain't doodly squat... |
| 00:42:21 |
Shake that thing! |
| 00:42:22 |
...she's really |
| 00:42:24 |
Mother! |
| 00:42:27 |
...Six feet four... |
| 00:42:29 |
Nothing, honey. |
| 00:42:32 |
a little |
| 00:42:34 |
l'm so sorry |
| 00:42:37 |
about your vagina |
| 00:42:39 |
lt's all right. |
| 00:42:42 |
Oh, you like it? |
| 00:42:46 |
Oh, you've got fan mail. |
| 00:42:51 |
The mailman's |
| 00:42:54 |
Mother! |
| 00:42:56 |
Well, your father's |
| 00:42:59 |
Oh, you are |
| 00:43:01 |
l was with Fat Fuck Frank |
| 00:43:03 |
He seems to really |
| 00:43:05 |
ls he hung? |
| 00:43:08 |
He's about |
| 00:43:10 |
Tell me, Ursula... |
| 00:43:12 |
'cause that's the name |
| 00:43:15 |
Yes it is, Mother. |
| 00:43:17 |
l know that Fat Fuck Frank |
| 00:43:20 |
but does he ever... |
| 00:43:25 |
''whistle |
| 00:43:27 |
Yes, he does. |
| 00:43:33 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:43:37 |
Oh, Mother! |
| 00:43:42 |
Goo-goo, da-da |
| 00:43:44 |
Goo-goo, da-da |
| 00:43:46 |
Officer, it's not like my wife |
| 00:43:50 |
She was probably |
| 00:43:54 |
We've got orgies going on, |
| 00:43:57 |
- Do something. |
| 00:44:01 |
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy |
| 00:44:03 |
Hmm, bouncy... |
| 00:44:05 |
Goo-goo, |
| 00:44:09 |
- This isn't California. |
| 00:44:13 |
Baby just shaved his balls. |
| 00:44:16 |
Oh! |
| 00:44:39 |
l'm a sex addict, |
| 00:44:42 |
an exhibitionist, |
| 00:44:44 |
and l'm |
| 00:44:46 |
Oh, oh, Ursula... |
| 00:44:50 |
ever since |
| 00:44:52 |
l've learned so much |
| 00:44:56 |
l'm a sex addict too. |
| 00:44:58 |
l'm a cunnilingus |
| 00:45:01 |
and l'm |
| 00:45:03 |
l tried to tell you about my maypole |
| 00:45:08 |
But you never listened. |
| 00:45:12 |
Oh, l'm so sorry. l'll make it up |
| 00:45:18 |
Let's go down |
| 00:45:20 |
and fuck the whole bar. |
| 00:45:24 |
Okay, Mom. |
| 00:45:26 |
Let's go sexing! |
| 00:45:43 |
Ooh-ooh! |
| 00:45:49 |
- Come on! |
| 00:46:06 |
Well, l was drivin' |
| 00:46:10 |
Somebody nearly cut me |
| 00:46:14 |
l decided it wasn't |
| 00:46:17 |
So l wrote a song |
| 00:46:21 |
lt goes like this... |
| 00:46:23 |
Were you born |
| 00:46:27 |
Or did you work at it |
| 00:46:32 |
Either way |
| 00:46:36 |
'Cause you're |
| 00:46:52 |
Ha! Ha! Ha! |
| 00:46:56 |
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! |
| 00:46:59 |
Ursula! |
| 00:47:02 |
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! |
| 00:47:04 |
My gal is red hot |
| 00:47:06 |
Your gal |
| 00:47:09 |
Yeah, my gal is red hot |
| 00:47:11 |
Your gal |
| 00:47:13 |
Well, she ain't got |
| 00:47:15 |
But man, she's really |
| 00:47:19 |
Well, l got a gal, |
| 00:47:22 |
Sleeps in the kitchen |
| 00:47:25 |
My gal is red hot |
| 00:47:27 |
Your gal |
| 00:47:29 |
Yeah, my gal |
| 00:47:32 |
Your gal |
| 00:47:34 |
Well, she ain't got |
| 00:47:36 |
But man, she's |
| 00:47:42 |
Wait up, Vaughn. |
| 00:47:44 |
Come on, Big Ethel. |
| 00:47:48 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:47:50 |
- Vaughn, l need my pills. |
| 00:47:55 |
...Well, she walks |
| 00:47:59 |
That's my daughter. |
| 00:48:01 |
That's my daughter! |
| 00:48:03 |
That's my |
| 00:48:05 |
...Yeah, my gal |
| 00:48:09 |
Caprice! |
| 00:48:12 |
Capri-- |
| 00:48:16 |
Hi. Hey, come on. |
| 00:48:23 |
Ooh-hh! |
| 00:48:33 |
Well, she's the kinda |
| 00:48:36 |
Spendin' my business |
| 00:48:39 |
But my gal is red hot |
| 00:48:42 |
Your gal |
| 00:48:44 |
Aah! Let me go! |
| 00:48:47 |
Oh, Big Ethel! |
| 00:48:49 |
Get off my ass! |
| 00:48:53 |
Ooh. |
| 00:48:58 |
Sylvia! |
| 00:49:00 |
Shoot! |
| 00:49:03 |
Sylvia... |
| 00:49:05 |
Sylvia... |
| 00:49:07 |
Z-Y-X |
| 00:49:09 |
And W-V-U |
| 00:49:11 |
T-S-R-Q |
| 00:49:13 |
P-O-N-M-L-K |
| 00:49:15 |
J-l-H |
| 00:49:17 |
G-F-E-D-C-B-A |
| 00:49:19 |
We say |
| 00:49:22 |
lt's complex |
| 00:49:24 |
And trouble |
| 00:49:26 |
But you can do it |
| 00:49:29 |
That's the way... |
| 00:49:31 |
Now everybody say it |
| 00:49:33 |
You can do |
| 00:49:35 |
Z-Y-X... |
| 00:49:37 |
You can learn |
| 00:49:39 |
S-R-Q-P... |
| 00:49:41 |
You can learn |
| 00:49:59 |
- Sylvia? |
| 00:50:01 |
You have what is known |
| 00:50:04 |
- l do? |
| 00:50:06 |
Sometimes a booboo |
| 00:50:09 |
can trigger inappropriate |
| 00:50:11 |
- You're a sex addict, Sylvia. |
| 00:50:15 |
Don't listen |
| 00:50:17 |
Sexual addiction is a privilege. |
| 00:50:20 |
Do you know how embarrassing |
| 00:50:22 |
One nymphomaniac |
| 00:50:26 |
lt's a disease, |
| 00:50:28 |
Being a whore |
| 00:50:33 |
Caprice, because of your |
| 00:50:36 |
You're a freak. |
| 00:50:38 |
The bloodstream to your brain |
| 00:50:40 |
causing |
| 00:50:43 |
l'm not depressed. |
| 00:50:46 |
- You should be depressed. |
| 00:50:49 |
- No-- |
| 00:50:52 |
l don't want to feel normal! |
| 00:50:55 |
Caprice, l apologize |
| 00:50:58 |
Don't you recognize |
| 00:51:00 |
Just swallow. |
| 00:51:03 |
prozac can lower |
| 00:51:05 |
and stymie the sexual fantasies |
| 00:51:08 |
And then finally, finally we can |
| 00:51:10 |
for a breast reduction operation. |
| 00:51:12 |
No! l don't |
| 00:51:15 |
Maybe she's right. |
| 00:51:18 |
And soon they're gonna |
| 00:51:21 |
l'm supposed |
| 00:51:22 |
lt will pass, Sylvia. |
| 00:51:24 |
No, there's this guy |
| 00:51:27 |
and he is their leader |
| 00:51:30 |
Ugh! |
| 00:51:34 |
You let strangers put |
| 00:51:39 |
Sylvia, Dr. Arlington told me |
| 00:51:41 |
Yeah, they're |
| 00:51:44 |
Honey, the whole family |
| 00:51:48 |
But we're not |
| 00:51:52 |
Sylvia... |
| 00:51:59 |
l've got a hard-on |
| 00:52:01 |
and my tongue |
| 00:52:05 |
Let's go sexing...? |
| 00:52:10 |
Sylvia, stay |
| 00:52:16 |
You had a concussion, |
| 00:52:24 |
Mmph. |
| 00:52:27 |
No, Caprice, you know |
| 00:52:32 |
lt has to be |
| 00:52:43 |
Oh, please, |
| 00:52:48 |
Help me to keep |
| 00:52:51 |
Please. |
| 00:53:13 |
Ho-ho-ho! |
| 00:53:17 |
Do you like boobs a lot? |
| 00:53:19 |
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot, |
| 00:53:21 |
Really like boobs a lot, |
| 00:53:23 |
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot, |
| 00:53:25 |
Down in the locker room, |
| 00:53:27 |
Beating down the locker room |
| 00:53:29 |
Singing ''Do you like boobs a lot?'' |
| 00:53:32 |
Boobs a lot, boobs a lot-- |
| 00:53:34 |
Do you wear |
| 00:53:38 |
Oh--! |
| 00:53:42 |
lf l forget |
| 00:53:45 |
The devil |
| 00:53:48 |
That he feels |
| 00:53:52 |
When he sees me |
| 00:53:55 |
So if you're |
| 00:53:59 |
And you never seem |
| 00:54:02 |
Just open up |
| 00:54:05 |
And let the sun |
| 00:54:09 |
So let the sun |
| 00:54:13 |
Face it with a grin |
| 00:54:16 |
Open up your heart |
| 00:54:19 |
And let the sun |
| 00:54:23 |
Sex. |
| 00:54:25 |
My name is Paige, |
| 00:54:27 |
l'm from Roxton |
| 00:54:30 |
My drug of choice-- |
| 00:54:33 |
the sexual rubbing-up |
| 00:54:36 |
''Excuse me,'' l'd say, |
| 00:54:39 |
into an unsuspecting passenger |
| 00:54:42 |
Halt, hungry, angry, |
| 00:54:45 |
lonely, tired. |
| 00:54:47 |
No one ever knew. |
| 00:54:50 |
Hello, l'm Ronnie the Rimmer |
| 00:54:53 |
Uh. Uh! |
| 00:54:55 |
l'm Sylvia and |
| 00:54:59 |
l'm Sylvia's |
| 00:55:01 |
and... l'm trying |
| 00:55:04 |
And this is my daughter, |
| 00:55:06 |
Yeah, and Prozac |
| 00:55:09 |
l'm Big Ethel and don't get any ideas, |
| 00:55:14 |
Hello, l'm Tony the Tickler |
| 00:55:17 |
And that's nothing |
| 00:55:19 |
We are the Stickles family |
| 00:55:24 |
Excuse me, l'd say |
| 00:55:27 |
this is Lu Ann |
| 00:55:29 |
We were into |
| 00:55:31 |
Vomiting on each other |
| 00:55:33 |
But that doesn't |
| 00:55:35 |
No, siree, |
| 00:55:37 |
l want these |
| 00:55:39 |
and punished |
| 00:55:41 |
Let me lead you |
| 00:55:45 |
Once, a man on jury duty |
| 00:55:48 |
when we filed in |
| 00:55:50 |
But l denied it |
| 00:55:52 |
Sex addicts |
| 00:55:55 |
Denial-- don't need you |
| 00:55:59 |
They call me Dora. |
| 00:56:02 |
And l'm a chronic |
| 00:56:05 |
l've been sober |
| 00:56:08 |
l'm Sylvia |
| 00:56:12 |
...day in and day out. |
| 00:56:14 |
Finally someone reported me |
| 00:56:18 |
- l would hope so. |
| 00:56:22 |
Progress, not perfection. |
| 00:56:25 |
Sex addicts, |
| 00:56:30 |
Thank you. |
| 00:56:31 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:56:33 |
Halt, hungry, angry, |
| 00:56:36 |
lonely, tired... |
| 00:56:38 |
All this yelling is giving me |
| 00:56:42 |
you know what l mean? |
| 00:56:46 |
This woman is crazy. |
| 00:56:48 |
Nothing's the matter with ''beating |
| 00:56:52 |
Hello, l'm Paige |
| 00:56:56 |
l'm Sylvia |
| 00:56:59 |
my... ''axis of evil.'' |
| 00:57:01 |
let me be your sponsor, |
| 00:57:03 |
Thank you. |
| 00:57:06 |
- Admit to God-- you are a whore. |
| 00:57:11 |
Make a list of all |
| 00:57:13 |
and apologize |
| 00:57:15 |
My name |
| 00:57:18 |
- And l'm here for a little scat chat. |
| 00:57:21 |
A pay day is an unflushed turd, |
| 00:57:28 |
l used to defecate |
| 00:57:30 |
up and down Harford Road |
| 00:57:32 |
- and never flush the toilet. |
| 00:57:35 |
But my life of turd abuse |
| 00:57:38 |
l started doing |
| 00:57:42 |
shitting in the top tank |
| 00:57:44 |
where no one would ever look |
| 00:57:46 |
l can certainly |
| 00:57:49 |
- Progress, not perfection. |
| 00:57:52 |
Thank you, |
| 00:57:54 |
Hi, my name is Caprice |
| 00:57:58 |
and l am a sex addict. |
| 00:58:03 |
l used to be known |
| 00:58:06 |
but let me tell you, |
| 00:58:10 |
l'm on Prozac now |
| 00:58:15 |
Oh. |
| 00:58:17 |
Halt, hungry, angry... |
| 00:58:20 |
Ever jerk off when one |
| 00:58:24 |
No. Look, please, |
| 00:58:27 |
You should try it. |
| 00:58:29 |
lt feels like |
| 00:58:33 |
l defied nature |
| 00:58:35 |
- Ever take a ''rufie''? |
| 00:58:38 |
Me neither. |
| 00:58:41 |
and date rape myself |
| 00:58:43 |
...that l will get |
| 00:58:48 |
Yes. l will. |
| 00:58:50 |
- l promise. |
| 00:58:53 |
And l will never |
| 00:58:56 |
be nude again! |
| 00:59:00 |
Thank you. |
| 00:59:03 |
l got my girls. |
| 00:59:08 |
Er... er... |
| 00:59:11 |
And l too |
| 00:59:15 |
But l'm not dirty |
| 00:59:20 |
Grrr-rr... |
| 00:59:21 |
That's right, Sylvia. You know how long |
| 00:59:25 |
lt was a long hard road |
| 00:59:30 |
We must warn others |
| 00:59:34 |
that a head injury |
| 00:59:41 |
That's right, sister! |
| 00:59:44 |
But your vagina |
| 00:59:49 |
be gone, |
| 00:59:51 |
Let my mother's |
| 00:59:54 |
l'm not your |
| 00:59:56 |
No, sir, no! |
| 00:59:58 |
l'm not |
| 01:00:01 |
He is a fraud. Remember Jim Jones? |
| 01:00:06 |
He's a sex addict. A filthy controlling |
| 01:00:10 |
lt's all mumbo-jumbo. |
| 01:00:14 |
Sex addicts, |
| 01:00:16 |
Help us uncover |
| 01:00:18 |
Halt, horny, |
| 01:00:21 |
anal, lustful, titties. |
| 01:00:25 |
- Seduce your sponsor. |
| 01:00:30 |
lntimacy equals inadequacy. |
| 01:00:33 |
What's the matter |
| 01:00:35 |
You're wasting |
| 01:00:37 |
Your cunt |
| 01:00:40 |
You must give, |
| 01:00:45 |
l'm slipping. |
| 01:00:47 |
l'm slipping. |
| 01:00:49 |
Recovery is regression. |
| 01:00:51 |
lt will never pass. |
| 01:00:54 |
No, don't! l have to. |
| 01:00:57 |
Don't listen to him. |
| 01:01:04 |
Stop it. |
| 01:01:10 |
Concussion sufferers, |
| 01:01:11 |
find the new orgasm |
| 01:01:15 |
lt's out there, you just... |
| 01:01:17 |
l have to do this. |
| 01:01:22 |
There is no |
| 01:01:26 |
Stop it! Aah-ah! |
| 01:01:28 |
Stop it, don't touch me. |
| 01:01:31 |
Let no sex act... |
| 01:01:33 |
You're fired, David, |
| 01:01:36 |
lt's okay. |
| 01:01:39 |
There is a beautiful woman |
| 01:01:41 |
who can reveal a secret. |
| 01:01:43 |
And that woman |
| 01:01:46 |
Vaughn, let us show you |
| 01:01:49 |
- We love you. |
| 01:01:51 |
Whatever you do, |
| 01:01:57 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:02:06 |
Let's go sexing! |
| 01:02:09 |
Help me Mr. Fireman, |
| 01:02:12 |
You know l'm burning |
| 01:02:14 |
l'm aflame with |
| 01:02:16 |
That little girl |
| 01:02:20 |
She's got me burning up |
| 01:02:24 |
Whoo-whoo-whoo, |
| 01:02:27 |
Come on, Dad! |
| 01:02:30 |
- Go, baby. |
| 01:02:33 |
Ooh! |
| 01:02:35 |
Sylvia, Sylvia? |
| 01:02:38 |
Sylvia? |
| 01:02:41 |
...Hmmm, hmmm, |
| 01:02:46 |
...the shock of each moment |
| 01:02:57 |
You've got the devil in your cervix, |
| 01:03:05 |
Come home to my penis |
| 01:03:07 |
l can't, Vaughn. |
| 01:03:10 |
l say no |
| 01:03:12 |
You'll get |
| 01:03:15 |
Now is the time |
| 01:03:32 |
Oh, his pop-up |
| 01:03:35 |
Somebody help! |
| 01:03:37 |
lt just doesn't do |
| 01:03:39 |
Somebody gave him pills! |
| 01:03:41 |
...His pop-up will not |
| 01:03:49 |
We're gonna make |
| 01:03:51 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:03:53 |
Okay, who wants |
| 01:03:55 |
l do. |
| 01:03:58 |
She wants me! |
| 01:04:00 |
- Get off of him! |
| 01:04:03 |
Have faith, hope |
| 01:04:05 |
- Have faith, hope and charity... |
| 01:04:07 |
That's the way |
| 01:04:08 |
That's the way |
| 01:04:10 |
How do l know? |
| 01:04:11 |
How do l know? |
| 01:04:12 |
How do l know? |
| 01:04:15 |
The Bible |
| 01:04:17 |
Do good |
| 01:04:21 |
And the blessed Lord |
| 01:04:25 |
How do l know? |
| 01:04:29 |
The Bible |
| 01:04:31 |
Don't worry |
| 01:04:35 |
Just be |
| 01:04:39 |
The Lord |
| 01:04:42 |
All right, everybody, |
| 01:04:44 |
That's right, |
| 01:04:46 |
Thank you. Thank you so much |
| 01:04:49 |
- We got toilet paper? |
| 01:04:50 |
We couldn't be |
| 01:04:52 |
Move up, |
| 01:04:56 |
Now, parents, |
| 01:04:58 |
tell them |
| 01:05:01 |
And kids, tell your mom and dad |
| 01:05:07 |
Second base isn't just |
| 01:05:10 |
No, it's a blow job. |
| 01:05:12 |
No blow jobs! |
| 01:05:16 |
Teenagers everywhere, |
| 01:05:18 |
come on, join |
| 01:05:21 |
We're not here protesting |
| 01:05:25 |
No! |
| 01:05:27 |
We're for something. |
| 01:05:29 |
Yes, yes! |
| 01:05:31 |
That's right. |
| 01:05:36 |
Tolerance went too far |
| 01:05:39 |
No more tolerance! |
| 01:05:42 |
No more tolerance! |
| 01:05:45 |
No more tolerance! No more tolerance! |
| 01:05:48 |
Hurry, hurry! |
| 01:05:51 |
Hey, feel like |
| 01:05:54 |
Come on, don't be shy, |
| 01:05:57 |
Hey! |
| 01:05:59 |
l'm Sylvia Stickles |
| 01:06:06 |
Hoo-hah, hoo-hah... |
| 01:06:11 |
Baby, baby... |
| 01:06:13 |
Baby, baby, baby... |
| 01:06:18 |
Down here! |
| 01:06:22 |
Ooh! |
| 01:06:27 |
Hey, hey |
| 01:06:30 |
Come on up here and give me |
| 01:06:34 |
...pussy wants |
| 01:06:36 |
That's right, Sylvia, |
| 01:06:38 |
we're going pearl diving. |
| 01:06:42 |
Yes, siree, |
| 01:06:46 |
Get it, Sylvia, |
| 01:06:49 |
l'm coming |
| 01:06:52 |
No, you're not, |
| 01:06:55 |
Whoa! |
| 01:06:57 |
Get your ass |
| 01:06:59 |
Get out of here, |
| 01:07:15 |
Fucking tranquilizers. |
| 01:07:23 |
lt's all right. |
| 01:07:26 |
You betrayed me. |
| 01:07:30 |
No, l'm back. |
| 01:07:33 |
Heretics! |
| 01:07:36 |
lt's not our fault, |
| 01:07:39 |
Try this. |
| 01:07:42 |
No. |
| 01:07:47 |
- l want to be horny. |
| 01:07:52 |
Did you know sex |
| 01:07:56 |
Experts estimate |
| 01:08:00 |
are masturbating at work |
| 01:08:03 |
Masturbation is costing |
| 01:08:06 |
Come back, |
| 01:08:09 |
Get out. |
| 01:08:12 |
We don't serve |
| 01:08:14 |
Don't get a breast reduction, Ursula. |
| 01:08:18 |
Oh, his spiritual life |
| 01:08:20 |
But it's coming! |
| 01:08:22 |
No, it isn't. |
| 01:08:26 |
The Ressur-sexion |
| 01:08:29 |
Oh, God, |
| 01:08:31 |
This is Tuesday night. |
| 01:08:33 |
This is a school night! |
| 01:08:41 |
Ladies, |
| 01:08:44 |
Have you heard about |
| 01:08:47 |
Any gynecologist |
| 01:08:50 |
The hymen |
| 01:08:53 |
Ah-agh! |
| 01:08:54 |
Hey, rent a room, |
| 01:08:56 |
- Get the hell out of my store. |
| 01:09:00 |
Oh, Vaughn, |
| 01:09:02 |
Right now, |
| 01:09:07 |
- Ugh! |
| 01:09:11 |
All covered |
| 01:09:14 |
Use a napkin, |
| 01:09:17 |
...l lost my poor |
| 01:09:19 |
When somebody sneezed... |
| 01:09:21 |
- Oh yeah. |
| 01:09:28 |
They're everywhere. |
| 01:09:31 |
Dad, somebody's |
| 01:09:34 |
- Honey, don't look. |
| 01:09:36 |
Leave our family alone. |
| 01:09:38 |
- Oof! |
| 01:09:42 |
Oh-ho-ho. Oh. |
| 01:09:43 |
Ooh, ever hear |
| 01:09:46 |
Whipping someone's face |
| 01:09:48 |
- Whap, whap, whap! |
| 01:09:50 |
- Shrimping? |
| 01:09:52 |
Tromboning-- jacking off |
| 01:09:55 |
l did that during |
| 01:09:58 |
Try some vitamins. |
| 01:10:04 |
l need to satisfy someone. |
| 01:10:08 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:10:14 |
Tell me a story |
| 01:10:17 |
Tell me |
| 01:10:19 |
Tell me a story, |
| 01:10:22 |
You promised me, |
| 01:10:24 |
You've got to give in |
| 01:10:26 |
Tell me a story... |
| 01:10:28 |
yes, Mommy's |
| 01:10:30 |
so that pretty little baby |
| 01:10:33 |
when we move |
| 01:10:35 |
...Go home without |
| 01:10:38 |
- Home by the fire where a man can- |
| 01:10:41 |
Sleep out there |
| 01:10:44 |
Not a worry, |
| 01:10:57 |
Come on, you're the cunnilingus |
| 01:11:00 |
Am l? Am l? |
| 01:11:02 |
So many vaginas, |
| 01:11:04 |
l try |
| 01:11:06 |
Sometimes |
| 01:11:08 |
Oh, give me |
| 01:11:10 |
Boy, those fuckers |
| 01:11:12 |
l managed to cop some spanish fly |
| 01:11:16 |
Oh, that's some |
| 01:11:18 |
- Felching? |
| 01:11:19 |
- Getting your ''red wings''? |
| 01:11:21 |
- Plate job? |
| 01:11:24 |
- Blossoms? |
| 01:11:26 |
Ever tried these? |
| 01:11:27 |
Damn Viagra. |
| 01:11:43 |
''Astral-orgasm,'' |
| 01:11:45 |
reaching an out-of-body state |
| 01:12:02 |
Let's go sexing! |
| 01:12:11 |
Come on, you can't do that inside. |
| 01:12:14 |
Yeah, l'm looking |
| 01:12:17 |
We don't have that. |
| 01:12:18 |
l've been scarred! |
| 01:12:22 |
Get off me, |
| 01:12:23 |
So's spaghetti till you get it |
| 01:12:26 |
l tell you, this virginal |
| 01:12:28 |
Even the most skeptical man |
| 01:12:31 |
You're what l'd call |
| 01:12:33 |
The restored virgin |
| 01:12:37 |
and inserts it into her vagina |
| 01:12:40 |
You're all crazy. |
| 01:12:42 |
When she has sex for the first time, |
| 01:12:45 |
You'll be a virgin |
| 01:12:48 |
- Leave us alone. |
| 01:12:53 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 01:12:55 |
To hell with Harford Road! |
| 01:12:57 |
We're moving back to D.C. |
| 01:12:58 |
- Frank, call them off. |
| 01:13:01 |
they are hotter than a fresh fucked fox |
| 01:13:04 |
l am pure now, Fat Blank Frank, |
| 01:13:08 |
Just let them puppies |
| 01:13:09 |
l have faced the beast of lust |
| 01:13:13 |
Besides, |
| 01:13:16 |
l get rashes. |
| 01:13:19 |
l would like to sleep on my stomach, |
| 01:13:22 |
Please, Ursula...! |
| 01:13:24 |
- Let's go sexing. |
| 01:13:28 |
- Come on, man-- |
| 01:13:35 |
aah-- auto-erotic |
| 01:13:38 |
Oh, you oughta |
| 01:13:40 |
- Let me in, you know you got it. |
| 01:13:44 |
We're married. |
| 01:13:49 |
Somebody somewhere, |
| 01:13:51 |
finish me up! |
| 01:14:16 |
- Huh? |
| 01:14:18 |
Huh? Huh-Uh. |
| 01:14:22 |
Hey, how about you? |
| 01:14:25 |
Uh-huh. |
| 01:14:35 |
You are barred from |
| 01:14:40 |
Ever hear of |
| 01:14:42 |
Get help! |
| 01:14:48 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:14:52 |
- you know what an ''otter'' is? |
| 01:14:54 |
lt's a bear cub who |
| 01:14:59 |
Find me |
| 01:15:05 |
Ungh! |
| 01:15:09 |
Whoop! |
| 01:15:11 |
Oof! |
| 01:15:16 |
Oh! |
| 01:15:29 |
Yes! |
| 01:15:31 |
Get out, you disgusting |
| 01:15:33 |
Get out now and |
| 01:15:48 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 01:15:52 |
Oh, no, not you! |
| 01:15:54 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 01:15:56 |
Yeah, baby! |
| 01:16:02 |
Yeah! |
| 01:16:03 |
Ursula! Ursula! Ursula! |
| 01:16:13 |
Mom! |
| 01:16:15 |
Yeah, my gal is |
| 01:16:18 |
Your gal |
| 01:16:20 |
Well she ain't got no money, |
| 01:16:23 |
Oh, baby, let me bang |
| 01:16:28 |
Baby, let me bang |
| 01:16:30 |
Baby, let me |
| 01:16:33 |
Baby, let me bang |
| 01:16:36 |
Baby, let me bang it, |
| 01:16:38 |
Baby, let me bang |
| 01:16:52 |
...Let me bang your box, |
| 01:16:56 |
This is a liberated area. |
| 01:16:58 |
The sexual revolution |
| 01:17:01 |
You can finally be free. |
| 01:17:03 |
The Neuters have fled. |
| 01:17:05 |
There is somebody |
| 01:17:06 |
- That means you!... |
| 01:17:09 |
Straight, gay or bi, there's a new sex |
| 01:17:12 |
Sex for everybody! |
| 01:17:16 |
Hurry! |
| 01:17:19 |
Join us. |
| 01:17:21 |
The Neuters are history. |
| 01:17:23 |
We are taking over! |
| 01:17:25 |
Today Harford Road... |
| 01:17:27 |
Tomorrow the world! |
| 01:17:30 |
Then all of Baltimore, then up |
| 01:17:33 |
the Midwest, the South, |
| 01:17:36 |
Europe, Japan, |
| 01:17:39 |
the whole world will soon |
| 01:17:41 |
Sexual anarchy |
| 01:17:48 |
Come on, let's go! |
| 01:17:59 |
Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:18:02 |
that we have begun |
| 01:18:04 |
into Ronald Reagan |
| 01:18:06 |
Mr. Hasselhoff? |
| 01:18:08 |
Sorry to interrupt, |
| 01:18:11 |
- Can l have your autograph? |
| 01:18:13 |
- Thank you. |
| 01:18:15 |
prior to our scheduled |
| 01:18:18 |
Excuse me one second. |
| 01:18:23 |
Per FAA regulations, |
| 01:18:25 |
please put away |
| 01:18:27 |
Flight crew, |
| 01:18:37 |
Sylvia! |
| 01:18:38 |
Ursula! |
| 01:18:41 |
You're beautiful, baby... |
| 01:18:43 |
l'm past that, |
| 01:18:48 |
Yeah, come on. |
| 01:19:04 |
Oh, my pills! |
| 01:19:09 |
Oh! |
| 01:19:33 |
Oh... |
| 01:19:52 |
Honey... |
| 01:19:55 |
can l have some lunch |
| 01:19:58 |
- Oh. |
| 01:20:01 |
Oh-hh! |
| 01:20:08 |
- Ha-ha! |
| 01:20:14 |
You know, don't you? |
| 01:20:31 |
Oh! |
| 01:20:47 |
Oh-hh! |
| 01:20:59 |
Oh-hh...! |
| 01:21:11 |
She was |
| 01:21:13 |
A sexual anorexic |
| 01:21:40 |
Ow! Oh! |
| 01:21:57 |
Big Ethel...? |
| 01:22:05 |
Ooh-oh! |
| 01:23:07 |
The big ''O.'' |
| 01:23:12 |
Do it for us |
| 01:23:18 |
Now, Ray Ray, now! |
| 01:23:20 |
Now! |
| 01:23:26 |
Let's go sexing! |
| 01:23:51 |
At the end of a rainbow |
| 01:23:55 |
You'll find |
| 01:23:59 |
At the end of a story |
| 01:24:03 |
You'll find |
| 01:24:07 |
But our love |
| 01:24:11 |
Our hearts |
| 01:24:15 |
And it has a story |
| 01:24:19 |
Without any end |
| 01:24:24 |
At the end of a river |
| 01:24:27 |
The water stops |
| 01:24:31 |
At the end of a highway |
| 01:24:36 |
There's no place |
| 01:24:39 |
But just tell me |
| 01:24:43 |
And you are only mine |
| 01:24:47 |
And our love will go on |
| 01:24:51 |
Till the end... |
| 01:24:54 |
Of time |
| 01:25:04 |
At the end of a river |
| 01:25:08 |
The water stops |
| 01:25:12 |
At the end of a highway |
| 01:25:16 |
There's no place |
| 01:25:19 |
But just tell me |
| 01:25:24 |
And you are only mine |
| 01:25:28 |
And our love will go on |
| 01:25:32 |
Till the end... |
| 01:25:36 |
Of time |
| 01:25:41 |
Till the end... |
| 01:25:45 |
Of time. |
| 01:26:02 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:26:06 |
Let's go |
| 01:26:10 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:26:15 |
You know l love you |
| 01:26:17 |
When you make me |
| 01:26:19 |
A funny feeling |
| 01:26:21 |
Pounding in my head |
| 01:26:24 |
My hands are trembling |
| 01:26:26 |
My eyes are turning red |
| 01:26:28 |
l'm a desperate man |
| 01:26:30 |
With a heavy load |
| 01:26:32 |
Like a volcano |
| 01:26:34 |
l'm about to explode |
| 01:26:37 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:26:41 |
Let's go |
| 01:26:45 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:26:50 |
You know l love you |
| 01:26:52 |
When you make me |
| 01:27:11 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:27:16 |
Let's go |
| 01:27:20 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:27:24 |
You know l love you |
| 01:27:27 |
When you make me |
| 01:27:29 |
Come on, concussion, |
| 01:27:33 |
My pulse is rushing |
| 01:27:35 |
There's lava in my veins |
| 01:27:38 |
Pumping with passion |
| 01:27:40 |
Throbbing with desire |
| 01:27:42 |
A heatseeker missile |
| 01:27:46 |
Oh, let's go sexing |
| 01:27:51 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:27:55 |
Let's go |
| 01:28:00 |
l'll say l love you |
| 01:28:02 |
lf it makes you feel good |
| 01:28:16 |
l'm a wild Roman candle |
| 01:28:19 |
With, baby, loads of fire |
| 01:28:21 |
Oh, let's go sexing |
| 01:28:25 |
Yeah, let's go sexing |
| 01:28:30 |
Let's go sexing |
| 01:28:34 |
l'll say l love you |
| 01:28:36 |
lf you make me feel good |
| 01:28:41 |
Oh yeah! |
