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Diary Of A Wipmy Kid
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Greg? |
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Mmm. |
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Greg? |
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What? |
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Greg ! |
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What? |
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What are you doing? |
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Mom and Dad |
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You're about to be late |
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What? |
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Oh, geez! |
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Go, go, go! |
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She sent me to get you |
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What are you doing? |
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Getting ready for. . . |
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. . .school. |
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Are you insane? |
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And, FYl, |
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You woke up Manny. |
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Good morning ! |
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There is no way |
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l just wanted to |
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Bubby! |
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Go to bed. |
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Greg, what are you doing up |
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lt was Rodrick! |
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He changed my clock! |
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But l swear, |
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Go to bed. |
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What is that smell? |
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Bubby! |
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Happy Birthday! |
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Here, Bubby. |
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Wow! Look at the size |
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Okay, first of all, |
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This is a journal, |
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Yeah, l know |
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But when my mom went out |
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l specifically told her |
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This just proves |
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Huh? |
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The only reason l agreed |
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when l'm rich and famous |
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than answer |
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Gregory, tell us |
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Were you always so smart |
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Here's my journal. |
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That's our boy up there. |
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Why did l ever say |
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Mom got me this thing |
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so l could write down |
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But l'm gonna be fine. |
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lt's my best friend, |
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He's definitely not |
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Geronimo! |
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He's not quite clear |
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l want a puppy, a kitty, |
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But anyway, this is |
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l always figured |
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But l didn't think |
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Because, seriously, |
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who's stuck in middle school |
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Three days, no shower. |
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Let me go, Rodrick! |
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Come on. |
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No, okay. So, look. |
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Mom asked me |
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lt's real simple. |
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Don't talk to anyone. |
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Don't sit down. |
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Don't get noticed. |
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Who am l kidding? |
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You'll be dead |
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And don't be seen |
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Manny, stop it! Mom ! |
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Thanks for |
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Frank? |
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l think it's gross |
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that l have to eat breakfast |
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Okay, well, it's your fault |
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Don't look down, Manny. |
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The potty monster |
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l was just joking with him. |
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Okay. Kiss him you're sorry |
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Can't be late for |
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Let me just say |
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the dumbest idea |
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You got kids like me |
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mixed in with gorillas |
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There's juvenile delinquents |
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I'm smaIIer than about |
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Give it back! Stop! |
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...so thank God |
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lt's mine! Stop! |
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Can l have |
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You got to jump higher. |
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He's an exceIIent buffer |
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Hey, Greg. |
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Hey, fella! |
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SeriousIy, I don't know |
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Was there a nucIear accident? |
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Science experiment |
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Thank God there are a few |
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lf you're as discriminating |
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it can be tough to figure out |
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One bad move |
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and you're stuck |
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Greg ! |
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Remember how I said |
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Well, there you go. |
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What are you wearing? |
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My family just got back |
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Nice, huh? |
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All right, class, |
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Welcome to your first day |
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Remember your seats. |
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Rowley, if you |
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in terms of |
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where would you |
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ls 200 good or bad? |
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l'd say you're somewhere |
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l'd put myself |
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l might even have a shot |
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if things go the way |
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Well, who's at the bottom? |
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Hey, guys, wanna see |
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Fregley. |
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Check it out. |
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What color is that? |
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You wanna help me name it? |
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All right, ladies! |
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Come on, |
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All right, everybody. |
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l'm Coach Malone |
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P. E. is as much |
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as waking up in the morning |
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l live and breathe |
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Now, who's with me? |
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Are you ready to have |
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Yeah ! |
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All right, outstanding ! |
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So we're gonna |
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So you two, over here. |
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Yeah, you three, |
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You guys are going to |
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And you will be Skins. |
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Why are we Skins? |
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He's just trying to make |
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What do you mean, |
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l just don't want |
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My name is Bell E. Button. |
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What's yours? |
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Okay, let's start off |
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- l got this one! |
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Take that! |
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Cover me! |
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Oh, God. |
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Not good ! |
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We're never going |
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We don't have to |
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We just have to |
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Take a Iook, |
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At the kids on the street |
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No, they never miss a beat |
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Never miss a beat |
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Think they saw us? |
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They were focused on |
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We'll hide here |
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because l'm not |
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lt's not fair. |
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He's got all |
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lt's barbaric! |
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lt's completely |
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This place is an |
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But, you know, |
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more interested |
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You girls get to jump rope. |
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Avoiding the pain. |
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lt all starts |
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You're not a kid anymore. |
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Kids are now separated |
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And girls you've known |
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Okay, well, |
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so go back |
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This place is |
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All the way! |
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lt's where |
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as you make that |
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so they don't even |
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Hi. l'm Angie. |
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Great story. |
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Why? This is |
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lt's a perfect spot. |
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l survived all of |
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And l would enjoy |
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to get me through |
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ls that the whistle? |
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We need to go. |
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No showboating, |
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Why are we leaving? |
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We could get killed |
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Put your shirt on. |
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Besides, getting crushed |
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Trust me, you can't |
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l never talked to a girl |
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Whoa! |
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Check that out. |
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ls that cheese? |
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Stop! |
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Good God, man ! |
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The what? |
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The Cheese Touch. |
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Nobody knows |
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but one day that cheese |
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Nobody knew |
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Nobody touched it. |
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And so there it sat, |
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growing more foul |
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Then one day, |
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made the biggest mistake |
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Darren touched |
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No, l didn't! |
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Darren had |
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It was worse |
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He became an outcast. |
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The only way to get rid |
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was by passing it on |
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And so began |
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Friend turning on friend. |
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Brother turning on sister. |
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It was madness. |
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Until a German |
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Dieter has |
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Ze Cheese Touch? |
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Vat is it? |
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Vat does it mean, |
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Sadly for Dieter, |
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Nooooooooo......! |
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Thankfully, he moved back |
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And so the cheese sits, |
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Wow. |
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This is |
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No doors? |
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None. |
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l'm not pooping |
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The cafeteria, |
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But I was about |
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That seat's saved. |
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For who? |
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lt's saved. |
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That one's saved, too. |
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So not happening. |
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Uh-uh-uh. |
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Taken. |
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Where are we |
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l guess this is where |
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Fregley must have bumped |
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Okay, okay, |
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so my first day |
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but at Ieast |
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Hey, Greg ! |
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What did he just |
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Oh. |
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l think my ride's here. |
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Hey, guys. |
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"You wanna |
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Yeah ! Do you guys |
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See? This is the probIem. |
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Right now l have to take abuse |
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But in 20 years, |
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Greg, please don't fire me. |
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l really need |
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Whatever. |
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No, no, no. |
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l can't eat this! |
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"Play," Rowley? "Play"? |
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l've told you, like, |
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that guys our age say |
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Oops. |
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Seriously, if you're not |
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'cause if you |
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we'll be stuck on |
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for the rest of |
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l found half |
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l can't be the guy |
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l should be at the top |
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Something's got to |
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My mom told me |
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That would be good advice |
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Hey, little brother. |
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Was your first day as crappy |
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No. Not at all. |
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lt was actually |
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Worse. |
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You didn't listen to me, |
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l told you not to talk, |
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He had to eat his lunch |
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Rowley. |
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Perfect. |
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And if nobody wants you |
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you think they want |
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l was right. You're not even |
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The only chance you have |
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when they dedicate it |
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So you wanna play |
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No. l have |
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lf he catches you in here, |
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Literally, kill you. |
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Don't worry. |
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Whoa. Yeah. Wow. |
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l didn't know Rodrick |
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l found it. |
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Found what? |
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Rodrick's middle school |
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This thing holds |
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Rowley, this thing |
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See this? This is where |
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The class favorites. |
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They're the best |
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These people |
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They don't have to worry |
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Check this out. |
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"Most Likely To Succeed," |
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They should just |
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Don't you have to be |
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Hey! We could try |
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What did l tell you |
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But your band |
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lt's the bass solo, |
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Don't you know anything |
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Now, l came up here |
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and now, Greg, |
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l'm going to kill you. |
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l told you. |
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Beat it. |
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Okay, but l just want |
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Run, Greg, run ! |
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Let go, Baby Hippo! |
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You're gonna have to |
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l'll wait here |
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And then, you're dead. |
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Time out, Rodrick. |
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No time outs. |
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But l really |
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Don't care. |
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Move over! |
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Got you ! |
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Greg, did you throw |
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What is going on? |
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Greg started it. |
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He's lying ! |
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And so you peed on him? |
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Yes. l mean, no. |
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Yes. |
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Wow, there's a lot |
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You could be class favorite |
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Jazz dancing ! |
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We could do |
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l can't believe |
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Staying after school, |
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What kind of |
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Out of my way. |
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Who let you into this school, |
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l was thinking |
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You listen to me, |
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l'm running for |
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if you get in my way, |
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just like l did |
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Fourth grade? |
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What's her problem? |
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Patty, Patty is a fatty, |
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Come on, |
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She needs to get |
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And l need something |
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What about |
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Don't you ever say |
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Hi. |
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Oh, Greg's only here |
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Rowley! |
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l was just saying that |
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because it's |
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they're only doing |
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You know, l like |
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You should sign up |
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We're the voice |
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Well, the people |
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so l guess, |
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we're the voice of the people |
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Thanks, but l can't |
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because l'm gonna be |
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So that would be |
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You're the people. |
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Do you believe me now? |
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Look! They have wrestling ! |
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That's it! l'm great |
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l've watched it for years, |
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Tombstone piledriver. |
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Chair shot. |
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Vader Bomb. |
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Heffley! Heffley! |
| 00:25:18 |
Heffley! Heffley! Heffley! |
| 00:25:24 |
Okay. Something |
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These don't look like |
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Welcome to wrestling, |
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So, just to make sure |
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and nobody gets |
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we're gonna teach you |
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Remember, this is about |
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All right. lt's not |
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because everyone here |
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Coach Brewer, |
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please, give me a hand? |
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That's known as |
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Nice job, |
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Can you get up and |
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Put one arm |
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You got it, walk it off, |
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That was known |
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Let's give Coach Brewer |
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He's fine. |
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Yeah, Heffley. |
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What about piledrivers |
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That is fake wrestling. |
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This is real wrestling ! |
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lf l have to wrestle |
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Let's move! Come on ! |
| 00:26:45 |
Okay, to keep things fair, |
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so Rottweilers over here. |
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Bulldogs, you stay |
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And we got two |
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Chihuahuas. Yeah. |
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Nice head gear. |
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Thanks. My mom |
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All right, let's see |
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Don't worry, Fregley, |
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Hey, l wasn't ready! |
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Nobody's keeping score, |
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This is fun, |
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Get off me! |
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Fregley! Fregley! Fregley! |
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Blow the whistle, |
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All right! Fregley! |
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Outstanding ! |
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And let's. . . |
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Yay, Greg ! |
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l can't lose |
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lf l get beat by |
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nobody's ever gonna let me |
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How are you |
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lt's like he had |
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l'm not gonna beat him. |
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so l can move up to |
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And then you and l |
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Ready? |
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Can l throw at you now? |
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You're better at riding |
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Greg, save some |
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Can't. |
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Why? |
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l think your body |
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l heard he got his butt |
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Why would you sign up |
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You signed up for wrestling? |
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Kind of. |
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You never sign up |
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You fly below the radar. |
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That way you never raise |
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Thank you, Rodrick, |
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but perhaps |
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it's a chance |
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Well, what could |
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Well, Greg, l think |
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you took the initiative |
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This is like the first step |
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My boss's son Will |
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but he built himself up |
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Yeah. |
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You could train, |
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You'd be in tip-top shape |
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And it would only take, |
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Three months? |
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Yeah. |
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l'll just stick to eating. |
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Well, l don't know where |
| 00:29:57 |
but you gained 1 0 pounds |
| 00:30:00 |
Yes. |
| 00:30:08 |
l thought |
| 00:30:10 |
My mom's |
| 00:30:14 |
All right, bulldog Heffley. |
| 00:30:20 |
What? But this is |
| 00:30:23 |
Ever hear |
| 00:30:25 |
Her parents |
| 00:30:27 |
so you show her |
| 00:30:38 |
Come on ! What you |
| 00:30:40 |
Don't be such |
| 00:30:42 |
Make your move! |
| 00:30:43 |
She's a girl ! |
| 00:30:49 |
Stay down ! |
| 00:30:55 |
Get off of me! |
| 00:30:56 |
Can l wrestle |
| 00:31:08 |
Well, look who's |
| 00:31:11 |
Greg ! You're famous! |
| 00:31:25 |
And if l would |
| 00:31:27 |
which l could have |
| 00:31:28 |
you know l would have |
| 00:31:31 |
Why does she even |
| 00:31:33 |
Who knows? |
| 00:31:35 |
Like today, |
| 00:31:37 |
that Bryce Anderson |
| 00:31:41 |
A butt can't be cute. |
| 00:31:44 |
l know, but that's what |
| 00:31:47 |
l don't see why |
| 00:31:55 |
So how are you |
| 00:31:59 |
Two words. |
| 00:32:01 |
How are you |
| 00:32:03 |
Fashion is easy. |
| 00:32:04 |
You wear a shirt and a tie, |
| 00:32:06 |
l'm telling you, |
| 00:32:10 |
l light 'em up |
| 00:32:13 |
l go so fast |
| 00:32:17 |
Look under the hood |
| 00:32:20 |
l'm a moving violation, baby |
| 00:32:22 |
Hot, hot, hot, hot |
| 00:32:30 |
Ta-da! |
| 00:32:32 |
l told you |
| 00:32:34 |
l know! |
| 00:32:35 |
l wanted to be matchers! |
| 00:32:36 |
Check them out! |
| 00:32:39 |
Greg and RowIey |
| 00:32:43 |
K-I-S-S-I-N-G |
| 00:32:47 |
First comes Iove... |
| 00:32:49 |
You know, |
| 00:32:52 |
Maybe l do need |
| 00:32:55 |
But l can't just ditch him. |
| 00:32:58 |
l mean, if anybody |
| 00:33:03 |
ln this school, |
| 00:33:05 |
one boy is about to learn |
| 00:33:08 |
about seIf-worth and esteem. |
| 00:33:10 |
Gag me with a spoon. |
| 00:33:12 |
That guy is so unpopular, |
| 00:33:18 |
Why doesn't |
| 00:33:19 |
Maybe because |
| 00:33:24 |
Brock Branigan P.l.! |
| 00:33:28 |
I'm here to soIve the case |
| 00:33:31 |
So go for it! |
| 00:33:38 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:33:57 |
That is totally rad! |
| 00:33:59 |
Wicked. |
| 00:34:07 |
Sweet! |
| 00:34:09 |
lt really is awesome |
| 00:34:25 |
Okay. Let's talk about |
| 00:34:28 |
l don't know |
| 00:34:31 |
It is awesome to be me. |
| 00:34:33 |
The problem with Rowley is |
| 00:34:37 |
I can't ditch him |
| 00:34:41 |
But maybe l can fix him. |
| 00:34:46 |
Because that's |
| 00:34:49 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:34:50 |
Making your clothes more |
| 00:34:53 |
Look at this stuff. |
| 00:34:57 |
Too "Why don't you |
| 00:35:01 |
What are you, |
| 00:35:05 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:35:08 |
That was a present |
| 00:35:10 |
Well, then your mom |
| 00:35:13 |
Ready? |
| 00:35:19 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:35:22 |
You only need one strap. |
| 00:35:26 |
But there's two straps. |
| 00:35:27 |
Why would they |
| 00:35:28 |
if you're only |
| 00:35:30 |
Because the guys |
| 00:35:33 |
lf they were cool, |
| 00:35:35 |
like the cool |
| 00:35:37 |
You know what has one strap? |
| 00:35:40 |
You know what else? |
| 00:35:43 |
You know what else? |
| 00:35:45 |
Purses? |
| 00:35:46 |
But Joshie is cool. |
| 00:35:48 |
Rowley, |
| 00:35:50 |
He's a lip-synching pop star |
| 00:35:53 |
You're just jealous |
| 00:35:56 |
Who are you |
| 00:35:59 |
Joshie says to |
| 00:36:03 |
Then Joshie must get |
| 00:36:13 |
You actually almost |
| 00:36:15 |
Am l great at this |
| 00:36:19 |
There's Bryce Anderson. |
| 00:36:23 |
Hey, Bryce. |
| 00:36:26 |
Yeah, hey, Bryce! |
| 00:36:28 |
Cute butt! |
| 00:36:33 |
You're killing me, |
| 00:36:35 |
Look, Rowley, |
| 00:36:37 |
our favorite night |
| 00:36:39 |
so, just promise me |
| 00:36:47 |
You're kidding me, right? |
| 00:36:50 |
My mom wanted me |
| 00:36:54 |
From space? |
| 00:36:57 |
So, we'll hit a few houses |
| 00:37:00 |
which is where we'll do |
| 00:37:03 |
Why are we going |
| 00:37:05 |
lt's where |
| 00:37:07 |
They hand out, like, |
| 00:37:11 |
Not that |
| 00:37:14 |
l'm talking about |
| 00:37:17 |
Plus, if we time it right, |
| 00:37:19 |
rich people get tired |
| 00:37:23 |
We can clean up. |
| 00:37:27 |
Wow, you're lucky. |
| 00:37:29 |
My mom doesn't let me play |
| 00:37:32 |
Shut up, tool. |
| 00:37:40 |
Mmm. |
| 00:37:42 |
Going to |
| 00:37:44 |
Takes you right past |
| 00:37:46 |
The Devil |
| 00:37:49 |
You know about |
| 00:37:52 |
Well, there used to be |
| 00:37:57 |
They had to tear it down |
| 00:38:01 |
What happened there? |
| 00:38:02 |
Well, a long time ago, |
| 00:38:08 |
maybe in middle school, |
| 00:38:10 |
they trick-or-treated |
| 00:38:13 |
But the house was full |
| 00:38:20 |
who put the kids |
| 00:38:24 |
And they cooked them |
| 00:38:28 |
But they forgot |
| 00:38:31 |
So the house burned down |
| 00:38:35 |
How'd the trees |
| 00:38:38 |
And then they planted trees. |
| 00:38:41 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:42 |
And to this day, |
| 00:38:46 |
you can still hear |
| 00:38:51 |
as they roam the woods, |
| 00:38:57 |
Hey, Rodrick. |
| 00:39:02 |
Are you wearing eyeliner? |
| 00:39:05 |
Trick or treat. |
| 00:39:06 |
Susan ! |
| 00:39:08 |
l'm on door duty! |
| 00:39:09 |
Thank you. |
| 00:39:11 |
Bubby! |
| 00:39:13 |
Mom, can you tell him |
| 00:39:16 |
What if somebody hears? |
| 00:39:17 |
Then they'll know |
| 00:39:21 |
Frank, Frank, |
| 00:39:24 |
No, l can't. |
| 00:39:28 |
They're gonna get |
| 00:39:31 |
Honey, for goodness sakes, |
| 00:39:34 |
Remember what happened |
| 00:39:36 |
l got you ! |
| 00:39:42 |
Hi. |
| 00:39:46 |
l thought |
| 00:39:48 |
And l couldn't see |
| 00:39:50 |
My legs, they hurt |
| 00:39:52 |
So, that's why |
| 00:39:55 |
So l can see |
| 00:40:01 |
Can we go now? |
| 00:40:03 |
Yes, go. |
| 00:40:05 |
But stay |
| 00:40:07 |
Trick or treat. |
| 00:40:08 |
And no North Side! |
| 00:40:10 |
We promise! |
| 00:40:27 |
We got to stay |
| 00:40:29 |
That guy gave me |
| 00:40:32 |
Did l tell you |
| 00:40:34 |
These people have |
| 00:40:38 |
l can't believe |
| 00:40:40 |
This is, like, |
| 00:40:42 |
Hey, reflector dude, |
| 00:40:45 |
Thanks! |
| 00:40:53 |
Oh, that was awesome! |
| 00:40:55 |
l saw your plates! |
| 00:41:00 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:41:03 |
Oh, boy. |
| 00:41:06 |
Run ! |
| 00:41:11 |
Hey, they're going |
| 00:41:13 |
Go, go, go, go, |
| 00:41:18 |
Where are we going? |
| 00:41:23 |
My grandma's house! |
| 00:41:25 |
Quickly! |
| 00:41:27 |
They're coming ! |
| 00:41:31 |
Hello? |
| 00:41:32 |
That's not helping ! |
| 00:41:34 |
Bingo night. |
| 00:41:35 |
Open the door! |
| 00:41:37 |
Open the door! |
| 00:41:39 |
They're coming ! |
| 00:41:41 |
- Now! |
| 00:41:43 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:41:47 |
Come on, you babies! |
| 00:41:51 |
l'm gonna |
| 00:41:54 |
Yeah? You and what army? |
| 00:41:57 |
Whatever. |
| 00:42:03 |
You guys are so lucky |
| 00:42:07 |
No, we aren't! |
| 00:42:08 |
lt's his grandma's |
| 00:42:15 |
What? Why would |
| 00:42:18 |
Did he just say that? |
| 00:42:19 |
Oops. |
| 00:42:24 |
Now they're |
| 00:42:26 |
You need to |
| 00:42:28 |
Mine'll kill me |
| 00:42:30 |
Mine will, too. |
| 00:42:35 |
She's right. |
| 00:42:38 |
Then we're gonna have |
| 00:42:40 |
You have any threes? |
| 00:42:43 |
Go fish. |
| 00:42:48 |
Hey, what's that? |
| 00:42:56 |
Danger, danger |
| 00:42:59 |
High Voltage |
| 00:43:04 |
Danger, danger |
| 00:43:07 |
High Voltage |
| 00:43:14 |
Just back off! |
| 00:43:16 |
we just want to |
| 00:43:19 |
Nobody needs to be |
| 00:43:30 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:43:32 |
l'm gonna rip off your arms |
| 00:43:42 |
They're gaining ! |
| 00:43:50 |
The Devil Worshiper Woods! |
| 00:43:53 |
Hey! Stay right there! |
| 00:44:00 |
They're going |
| 00:44:02 |
No, no way l go |
| 00:44:06 |
This isn't over! |
| 00:44:12 |
l'm really scared ! |
| 00:44:13 |
Just keep running ! |
| 00:44:22 |
Did you hear that? |
| 00:44:45 |
Guys? |
| 00:44:55 |
Are we safe? |
| 00:44:56 |
And we made it with |
| 00:45:02 |
Sorry. l was. . . |
| 00:45:09 |
Maybe next year, Pops! |
| 00:45:10 |
Hey! |
| 00:45:26 |
So anyone eIse |
| 00:45:29 |
shouId contact |
| 00:45:31 |
ln field trip news, |
| 00:45:34 |
for our annuaI |
| 00:45:38 |
ln sports news... |
| 00:45:40 |
I think Shelly is looking hot today. |
| 00:45:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:47 |
Are they |
| 00:45:49 |
l don't know. |
| 00:45:52 |
And finally, some positions |
| 00:45:57 |
lf anyone is interested, |
| 00:46:01 |
Now that's what |
| 00:46:05 |
Safety PatroI. |
| 00:46:09 |
You boss people around, |
| 00:46:11 |
report the jerks, |
| 00:46:19 |
Safety Patrol |
| 00:46:21 |
When you put on this vest |
| 00:46:26 |
You become |
| 00:46:29 |
because today's litterer |
| 00:46:32 |
is tomorrow's |
| 00:46:35 |
and it's our job |
| 00:46:37 |
So l ask you, |
| 00:46:41 |
Yes! |
| 00:46:44 |
Then welcome |
| 00:46:46 |
Just remember, |
| 00:46:49 |
Whoa. |
| 00:46:50 |
. . .comes |
| 00:46:53 |
Now, you get |
| 00:46:56 |
so you'll be excused |
| 00:46:58 |
But that means |
| 00:47:00 |
Ouch ! |
| 00:47:01 |
Do we get |
| 00:47:03 |
Free hot cocoa. |
| 00:47:05 |
Could this day |
| 00:47:07 |
Whoa, is that cocoa? |
| 00:47:09 |
Sorry, Safety |
| 00:47:10 |
Sorry. |
| 00:47:15 |
You rejected |
| 00:47:17 |
but you joined |
| 00:47:19 |
Look, are you working |
| 00:47:21 |
What? |
| 00:47:22 |
Look, Safety Patrol |
| 00:47:26 |
the geekiest of the geeky, |
| 00:47:29 |
You're just jealous |
| 00:47:32 |
Now if you'll excuse me, |
| 00:47:40 |
l'm hungry. |
| 00:47:41 |
Keep it |
| 00:47:43 |
Single-file line, |
| 00:47:53 |
Greg ! lt's those guys |
| 00:47:57 |
What do we do? |
| 00:48:02 |
Come on, man, |
| 00:48:04 |
l swear to God, |
| 00:48:05 |
Everybody, |
| 00:48:08 |
Go. Go! |
| 00:48:23 |
That was close. |
| 00:48:25 |
Too close. |
| 00:48:30 |
lt's times like these |
| 00:48:33 |
Rowley's pretty lucky |
| 00:48:39 |
And l got |
| 00:48:43 |
And we're going to take |
| 00:48:47 |
What did you get? |
| 00:48:49 |
My dad got me |
| 00:48:51 |
Do you know |
| 00:48:54 |
l had to get out of there |
| 00:48:58 |
Anyway, let's play |
| 00:49:02 |
Probably not a good idea. |
| 00:49:04 |
My dad's |
| 00:49:06 |
For what? |
| 00:49:07 |
Remember that secret language |
| 00:49:11 |
Your-pa dad-pa smells-pa |
| 00:49:18 |
l think |
| 00:49:20 |
We should probably |
| 00:49:24 |
Why can't you ride |
| 00:49:28 |
My legs kind of hurt |
| 00:49:47 |
Okay, Rowley. |
| 00:49:51 |
Shake it off. |
| 00:49:54 |
Are you sure |
| 00:49:56 |
lt really didn't look |
| 00:49:58 |
Yeah, it's broken. |
| 00:50:05 |
Oh, my gosh. |
| 00:50:08 |
l broke it. |
| 00:50:09 |
How? |
| 00:50:10 |
Big Wheel accident. |
| 00:50:13 |
You're funny. |
| 00:50:14 |
Can l sign your cast? |
| 00:50:16 |
l wanna sign it, too. |
| 00:50:18 |
Why, sure. |
| 00:50:19 |
Hey, l'm the one |
| 00:50:22 |
Then you're a jerk. |
| 00:50:25 |
Sorry. |
| 00:50:30 |
Rowley, you're so funny. |
| 00:50:34 |
After l stood. . . |
| 00:50:35 |
l couldn't believe it! |
| 00:50:36 |
Rowley was eating |
| 00:50:42 |
Where's my credit? |
| 00:50:44 |
And he's right handed! |
| 00:50:50 |
So, how's that |
| 00:50:54 |
Great. |
| 00:51:12 |
I reaIized |
| 00:51:19 |
lt's gonna be |
| 00:51:21 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:51:23 |
Oh, my gosh, |
| 00:51:25 |
lt's a raging infection |
| 00:51:30 |
Want to be the first to sign |
| 00:51:33 |
No. |
| 00:51:38 |
l'll sign it, Greg Heffley, |
| 00:51:46 |
And on the X-ray, |
| 00:51:50 |
l had the exact |
| 00:51:54 |
Cool ! |
| 00:51:55 |
Hey, Gregory, |
| 00:51:58 |
You got |
| 00:52:00 |
What? No, it's for |
| 00:52:03 |
You know, the guy who writes |
| 00:52:05 |
for the school paper? |
| 00:52:07 |
He has mono |
| 00:52:11 |
That really stinks. |
| 00:52:13 |
So, just out of curiosity, |
| 00:52:17 |
They're having tryouts, |
| 00:52:22 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:52:25 |
Bryan Little getting mono |
| 00:52:28 |
I draw cartoons aII the time. |
| 00:52:42 |
l decided to go ahead |
| 00:52:46 |
and I toId him |
| 00:52:50 |
So, l was thinking |
| 00:52:53 |
Oops, I stepped |
| 00:52:55 |
At Ieast it's not |
| 00:52:58 |
Oy, oy, oy! |
| 00:53:01 |
Zoo-wee Mama! |
| 00:53:07 |
lt's the same joke |
| 00:53:10 |
Yeah ! Zoo-wee Mama! |
| 00:53:13 |
We can't just do |
| 00:53:16 |
We can if it's |
| 00:53:18 |
lt has to be |
| 00:53:21 |
I wonder what is in |
| 00:53:24 |
It's not a box, |
| 00:53:25 |
it's a brick, |
| 00:53:27 |
Oops! I've been |
| 00:53:33 |
Can he say, |
| 00:53:35 |
No, it's not funny. |
| 00:53:37 |
Well, l think it is. |
| 00:53:40 |
You know what? |
| 00:53:41 |
lf you like it so much, |
| 00:53:48 |
Okay. l will. |
| 00:53:52 |
See you. |
| 00:54:05 |
Hey, l forgot my raincoat, |
| 00:54:09 |
l can't. l can't |
| 00:54:12 |
You can borrow |
| 00:54:17 |
Where's Rowley? |
| 00:54:20 |
He couldn't |
| 00:54:22 |
He walks us better! |
| 00:54:30 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:54:37 |
Oh, my gosh ! |
| 00:54:40 |
They're going to eat us, |
| 00:54:44 |
Come on, people, move it! |
| 00:54:47 |
Come on ! Don't worry! |
| 00:54:50 |
Whoa! |
| 00:55:04 |
Hey! |
| 00:55:06 |
Rowley Jefferson, |
| 00:55:09 |
Yes, Mrs. lrvine! |
| 00:55:16 |
Sorry, kids! |
| 00:55:25 |
Are you going to |
| 00:55:28 |
And though doctors assure us |
| 00:55:33 |
the cafeteria nachos bar |
| 00:55:38 |
And now, what you've all |
| 00:55:40 |
The facuIty, Student CounciI |
| 00:55:44 |
and seIected |
| 00:55:49 |
And the winner is |
| 00:55:51 |
"Zoo-wee Mama" |
| 00:55:59 |
What? |
| 00:56:00 |
That is funny! |
| 00:56:02 |
Great job. |
| 00:56:05 |
Zoo-wee Mama. |
| 00:56:06 |
l couldn't believe it. |
| 00:56:09 |
Am l the only one |
| 00:56:11 |
Rowley, will you |
| 00:56:13 |
Sure. |
| 00:56:14 |
And me, too. |
| 00:56:17 |
You got it! |
| 00:56:18 |
Hey, Rowley, |
| 00:56:20 |
Thanks. |
| 00:56:21 |
You know, l read |
| 00:56:24 |
l read yours, too. |
| 00:56:26 |
Hey, Rowley. |
| 00:56:28 |
Hey, Bryce. |
| 00:56:29 |
Yeah, hey, Bryce. |
| 00:56:30 |
Hey, fella. |
| 00:56:33 |
Wow. Everyone knows me now. |
| 00:56:37 |
lt's like l'm famous! |
| 00:56:40 |
Yeah. |
| 00:56:42 |
Rowley Jefferson? |
| 00:56:57 |
l just took a call |
| 00:57:00 |
about what happened |
| 00:57:02 |
She was very upset. |
| 00:57:06 |
What? |
| 00:57:07 |
You violated |
| 00:57:10 |
This. . . |
| 00:57:14 |
This badge is supposed |
| 00:57:18 |
l can barely even |
| 00:57:20 |
l really don't. . . |
| 00:57:21 |
Just save it. |
| 00:57:23 |
You are officially suspended |
| 00:57:26 |
And l expect a full apology |
| 00:57:30 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:57:40 |
Hey. What did |
| 00:57:43 |
l'm kicked off. |
| 00:57:45 |
l don't even know |
| 00:57:51 |
Rowley? |
| 00:57:54 |
What? |
| 00:57:56 |
Nothing. |
| 00:58:13 |
You've been home for an hour |
| 00:58:17 |
Are you feeling okay? |
| 00:58:20 |
Well, l'm kind of |
| 00:58:25 |
l know something |
| 00:58:27 |
and if l tell |
| 00:58:30 |
But if l don't, |
| 00:58:33 |
Well, you have to |
| 00:58:40 |
because it's our choices |
| 00:58:47 |
Okay. |
| 00:58:52 |
l was up all night, |
| 00:58:54 |
thinking about |
| 00:58:56 |
And l finally decided |
| 00:59:00 |
l'm sorry |
| 00:59:04 |
What? |
| 00:59:06 |
l decided to let Rowley |
| 00:59:12 |
But l'm not entirely sure |
| 00:59:25 |
Hey, how's it going? |
| 00:59:27 |
Well, l was pretty upset |
| 00:59:31 |
but then l just started |
| 00:59:33 |
and l felt better. |
| 00:59:35 |
Look. l put you |
| 00:59:38 |
And you even get to say, |
| 00:59:41 |
Wow. That's really |
| 00:59:49 |
So, listen. |
| 00:59:51 |
lt's kind of funny, you know, |
| 00:59:55 |
Yeah? |
| 00:59:57 |
Ready for the funny part? |
| 00:59:59 |
Well, l'm the one |
| 01:00:05 |
What? |
| 01:00:07 |
and l think we can both |
| 01:00:10 |
Like, l should be more careful |
| 01:00:14 |
And you, well, |
| 01:00:17 |
you should be more careful |
| 01:00:23 |
You know what, Greg? |
| 01:00:27 |
Whoa. How could |
| 01:00:30 |
l'm a great friend. |
| 01:00:31 |
lf you were a great friend, |
| 01:00:35 |
Okay, one thing. |
| 01:00:37 |
You only care |
| 01:00:40 |
You hated my cartoon. |
| 01:00:43 |
You made fun of my clothes. |
| 01:00:47 |
You broke my hand |
| 01:00:51 |
That broken hand |
| 01:00:55 |
Don't call me. |
| 01:00:57 |
Don't come by my house. |
| 01:01:19 |
l thought the whole thing |
| 01:01:21 |
But Rowley was still giving me |
| 01:01:24 |
Even when I tried to |
| 01:01:26 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:32 |
So, anyway, l was |
| 01:01:37 |
One of the kindergarteners |
| 01:01:38 |
finally told their parents |
| 01:01:42 |
Greg? You're relieved |
| 01:01:48 |
Rowley, |
| 01:01:50 |
for showing dignity |
| 01:01:55 |
to team captain. |
| 01:01:59 |
Now, that's a position |
| 01:02:24 |
Okay |
| 01:02:27 |
You're supposed to |
| 01:02:31 |
We're supposed to get along |
| 01:02:35 |
Hey, you're supposed to |
| 01:02:39 |
Hey, Rowley, my mom says |
| 01:02:42 |
Awesome! |
| 01:02:45 |
The whole thing |
| 01:02:49 |
But then he made friends |
| 01:02:52 |
As if I even care if he... |
| 01:02:56 |
Well, you know what? |
| 01:02:59 |
Two can play at that game. |
| 01:03:01 |
There's no |
| 01:03:03 |
l need to board |
| 01:03:05 |
Do you have my back? |
| 01:03:07 |
l will always |
| 01:03:10 |
Yeah, maybe l'll meet up |
| 01:03:13 |
Yeah, maybe l'll meet up |
| 01:03:17 |
'Cause you're supposed to be |
| 01:03:19 |
You're supposed to be |
| 01:03:21 |
Supposed to be my friend |
| 01:03:23 |
You're supposed to |
| 01:03:30 |
Hey. |
| 01:03:32 |
Hey, Greg Heffley. |
| 01:03:36 |
So, l was thinking |
| 01:03:41 |
Yeah. With who? |
| 01:03:44 |
Me. |
| 01:03:46 |
Yeah, when? |
| 01:03:48 |
Now. |
| 01:03:51 |
Greg Heffley, |
| 01:03:53 |
We are going to be |
| 01:03:56 |
Wanna have |
| 01:04:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:04:08 |
l can't believe it! |
| 01:04:10 |
Greg Heffley's in my room ! |
| 01:04:15 |
What do you want to do, |
| 01:04:18 |
l'm not really |
| 01:04:21 |
Candy! |
| 01:04:23 |
No, no, no! |
| 01:04:25 |
l really think |
| 01:04:27 |
Maybe we should |
| 01:04:29 |
My mom doesn't |
| 01:04:30 |
She says high glucose |
| 01:04:35 |
But it's so good ! |
| 01:04:38 |
Greg Heffley, you want |
| 01:04:39 |
Yeah, you know |
| 01:04:41 |
l have an appointment, |
| 01:04:44 |
lt's a homework appointment. |
| 01:04:51 |
Get away from me! |
| 01:04:55 |
l can fly! Whoa. |
| 01:04:58 |
How fun, |
| 01:05:01 |
Greg? Greg, Greg, |
| 01:05:07 |
l hear you breathing, |
| 01:05:36 |
Dear Gregory |
| 01:05:38 |
l'm very sorry l chased you |
| 01:05:42 |
Here, l put it on this paper |
| 01:05:59 |
What? |
| 01:06:04 |
All right. |
| 01:06:07 |
Okay, enough. |
| 01:06:11 |
When he sees me |
| 01:06:14 |
he's gonna come running back. |
| 01:06:18 |
Okay, since there are |
| 01:06:22 |
to save time, |
| 01:06:27 |
Please refer to the lyrics |
| 01:06:30 |
l will pick out |
| 01:07:36 |
Greg Heffley, what a lovely |
| 01:07:42 |
Maybe you should be Dorothy! |
| 01:07:48 |
No, no, l can't be. . . |
| 01:07:51 |
Greg Heffley was suspended |
| 01:07:54 |
How can you trust him |
| 01:07:58 |
He can't be Dorothy! |
| 01:08:00 |
All right, Patty, |
| 01:08:01 |
l'm Dorothy! l am ! |
| 01:08:04 |
My mother |
| 01:08:07 |
She can ruin your life! |
| 01:08:10 |
Just an idea. |
| 01:08:13 |
All right, well, Greg, |
| 01:08:17 |
Perhaps you can be a tree! |
| 01:08:19 |
A tree? |
| 01:08:22 |
No way. |
| 01:08:29 |
The trees |
| 01:08:33 |
Haven't you |
| 01:08:45 |
Wait, we don't |
| 01:08:48 |
How are we gonna throw apples |
| 01:08:50 |
You don't need arm holes |
| 01:08:53 |
We're not doing the movie. |
| 01:08:57 |
These, my dear. |
| 01:08:59 |
Down the winding yellow road |
| 01:09:03 |
Doth she know |
| 01:09:07 |
With her dog |
| 01:09:11 |
We hope she fares well |
| 01:09:14 |
Yes, we do |
| 01:09:24 |
My tooth ! |
| 01:09:27 |
Perhaps we should |
| 01:09:29 |
ls he okay? |
| 01:09:45 |
lsn't this exciting? |
| 01:09:48 |
Yeah, sure. |
| 01:09:55 |
But at least it's something. |
| 01:09:57 |
Let us explore |
| 01:10:08 |
Bubby! |
| 01:10:10 |
Bubby! Bubby! |
| 01:10:13 |
Bubby. |
| 01:10:17 |
Hey, Bubby, l think |
| 01:10:21 |
Huh? |
| 01:10:25 |
We three trees |
| 01:10:29 |
Do spy a fair |
| 01:10:33 |
WhiIst we're rooted |
| 01:10:37 |
ln silver slippers |
| 01:10:42 |
Down the winding yellow road |
| 01:10:45 |
Oh, yes. |
| 01:10:47 |
Doth she know |
| 01:10:50 |
You're dead. |
| 01:10:51 |
With her dog |
| 01:10:54 |
We hope she fares well |
| 01:10:56 |
Yes, we do |
| 01:11:00 |
We three trees from... |
| 01:11:09 |
From yonder glen ! |
| 01:11:10 |
Wish her joy |
| 01:11:17 |
Sing ! |
| 01:11:24 |
This bites! |
| 01:11:25 |
Come on, |
| 01:11:28 |
Stop ruining the play |
| 01:11:32 |
Don't make me |
| 01:11:49 |
Eat this! |
| 01:11:57 |
Wow. |
| 01:12:13 |
What'd you think? |
| 01:12:15 |
Hi, Mom. |
| 01:12:17 |
You know, l'm. . . |
| 01:12:25 |
l thought |
| 01:12:29 |
Thanks, Dad. |
| 01:12:32 |
You got some |
| 01:12:41 |
Look what l found |
| 01:12:43 |
Guess you threw it |
| 01:12:46 |
Give it back, Rodrick! |
| 01:12:47 |
No way! |
| 01:12:49 |
Come and get it then ! |
| 01:12:51 |
Give it! |
| 01:12:53 |
Use your muscular legs! |
| 01:12:55 |
Okay, okay, boys! |
| 01:12:57 |
Hold on, don't you want it? |
| 01:12:58 |
lt's for you. |
| 01:13:01 |
lt's an invitation |
| 01:13:05 |
l knew you didn't want |
| 01:13:08 |
lt looks like a lot of fun. |
| 01:13:09 |
l think you should go. |
| 01:13:12 |
Fun? |
| 01:13:17 |
This entire year |
| 01:13:20 |
My family, my best friend. |
| 01:13:23 |
WeII, I'm sick of it. |
| 01:13:32 |
Okay, Manny, l'm putting |
| 01:13:37 |
lt's for Rodrick, |
| 01:13:42 |
Mmm-hmm. |
| 01:13:47 |
Greg? Coaster. |
| 01:13:52 |
Manny? |
| 01:14:02 |
Oh, my. |
| 01:14:13 |
Rodrick? Rodrick! |
| 01:14:17 |
l need to talk to you |
| 01:14:20 |
Go ahead and talk. |
| 01:14:24 |
Okay, fine. |
| 01:14:25 |
What is this? |
| 01:14:29 |
lt's not mine. |
| 01:14:30 |
lt was in your backpack. |
| 01:14:32 |
No, it was in my room. |
| 01:14:37 |
Does owning this magazine |
| 01:14:41 |
No. |
| 01:14:42 |
Did it make you |
| 01:14:44 |
Yes! |
| 01:14:46 |
No. |
| 01:14:47 |
How do you feel |
| 01:14:54 |
Ashamed ! |
| 01:14:56 |
Hmm. |
| 01:14:59 |
Do you have anything |
| 01:15:03 |
for having owned |
| 01:15:08 |
l'm sorry, women. |
| 01:15:10 |
Yeah, women. |
| 01:15:11 |
Yeah. |
| 01:15:15 |
You're grounded |
| 01:15:19 |
Okay, settle down, Susan ! |
| 01:15:22 |
Make it four weeks |
| 01:15:26 |
My van? |
| 01:15:28 |
Yeah ! Yeah. |
| 01:15:33 |
Yeah. |
| 01:15:36 |
Hello? |
| 01:15:39 |
HeIIo? |
| 01:15:53 |
All right, smile. |
| 01:15:55 |
Look at this place! |
| 01:15:59 |
Mom, stop dancing. |
| 01:16:02 |
Come on. |
| 01:16:05 |
l'm begging you, |
| 01:16:08 |
Okay, okay, okay. |
| 01:16:12 |
Thanks, honey. |
| 01:16:14 |
Hi ! |
| 01:16:15 |
Well, if we're |
| 01:16:18 |
maybe you should |
| 01:16:21 |
l think it's time |
| 01:16:24 |
l can't. |
| 01:16:26 |
Sweetheart, |
| 01:16:31 |
And sometimes, |
| 01:16:34 |
you just have to |
| 01:16:39 |
l wouldn't know |
| 01:16:42 |
Well, l could go |
| 01:16:45 |
Maybe you could |
| 01:16:48 |
Yeah. |
| 01:16:55 |
Hey, Rowley. |
| 01:16:59 |
Hey. |
| 01:17:00 |
So you want to go |
| 01:17:04 |
l'm sorry. |
| 01:17:09 |
Yeah. We do. |
| 01:17:13 |
Oh, fine. |
| 01:17:18 |
l didn't even want to go. |
| 01:17:29 |
Well? |
| 01:17:34 |
Honey, l'm sorry. |
| 01:17:41 |
Yeah ! |
| 01:17:54 |
Well, now, |
| 01:17:57 |
You stick around |
| 01:17:59 |
Got numbers |
| 01:18:02 |
Maybe it's because |
| 01:18:04 |
StyIe profiIe, I said |
| 01:18:06 |
lt always brings me back |
| 01:18:09 |
From the Hudson River |
| 01:18:11 |
I run the marathon |
| 01:18:13 |
lf you battle me |
| 01:18:15 |
People always say |
| 01:18:18 |
You've got gall, |
| 01:18:20 |
To step to me, |
| 01:18:22 |
lf you want to battle, |
| 01:18:24 |
Coming from Uranus |
| 01:18:27 |
Go ahead, |
| 01:18:29 |
Cast you off into exiIe |
| 01:18:43 |
You have |
| 01:18:58 |
- Hey, what's up? |
| 01:19:10 |
Hey. |
| 01:19:15 |
So, l left |
| 01:19:18 |
and Collin's |
| 01:19:20 |
So l need it back. |
| 01:19:22 |
What? No way. |
| 01:19:25 |
Finders, keepers. |
| 01:19:26 |
You didn't find it, |
| 01:19:29 |
Fine, then leavers, losers. |
| 01:19:34 |
That's not even |
| 01:19:36 |
lt is if l say it is. |
| 01:19:37 |
lt's my game. |
| 01:19:39 |
Do you know what? |
| 01:19:40 |
You wouldn't even |
| 01:19:43 |
You wouldn't have |
| 01:19:45 |
Yeah, like |
| 01:19:49 |
That was |
| 01:19:51 |
lt clicks now! |
| 01:19:54 |
Hear that? |
| 01:19:56 |
And it's all |
| 01:19:58 |
lt was an accident! |
| 01:20:00 |
Kick his butt, |
| 01:20:03 |
Guys, Greg and Rowley |
| 01:20:05 |
Fight! Fight! |
| 01:20:27 |
Come on, |
| 01:20:33 |
You start. |
| 01:20:34 |
You start it. |
| 01:20:36 |
No, you ! |
| 01:20:39 |
Quit copying me! |
| 01:20:41 |
This has got to be |
| 01:20:55 |
Well, well, well. |
| 01:21:00 |
You're so |
| 01:21:03 |
All you guys better scram |
| 01:21:08 |
Not you two. |
| 01:21:12 |
You guys have no idea |
| 01:21:17 |
Oh, um. . . |
| 01:21:20 |
What are we gonna do? |
| 01:21:23 |
l don't know. |
| 01:21:25 |
My shift at Cinnabon |
| 01:21:44 |
l know what we're gonna do. |
| 01:21:47 |
That's you, |
| 01:21:51 |
Pick it up. |
| 01:21:53 |
But. . . |
| 01:22:10 |
Now eat it. |
| 01:22:12 |
No! |
| 01:22:13 |
Eat it or l'll shove |
| 01:22:30 |
l don't even want to say |
| 01:22:32 |
because if Rowley ever tries |
| 01:22:36 |
and someone finds out |
| 01:22:39 |
he won't have a chance. |
| 01:22:41 |
Now you. |
| 01:22:43 |
But l'm allergic |
| 01:22:45 |
l'll die, and then |
| 01:22:47 |
Hey! |
| 01:22:49 |
What are you doing |
| 01:22:50 |
Go, go, go! |
| 01:22:51 |
Shotgun ! |
| 01:22:53 |
Pete Hosey, |
| 01:23:00 |
You boys okay? |
| 01:23:02 |
Yeah? All right. |
| 01:23:08 |
Out of my way! |
| 01:23:20 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:23:24 |
Rowley Jefferson ate. . . |
| 01:23:25 |
l ate the cheese! |
| 01:23:44 |
Yeah. l ate it. |
| 01:23:48 |
And you know |
| 01:23:50 |
l just did |
| 01:23:55 |
l ate the cheese |
| 01:24:00 |
The wrong friends. |
| 01:24:03 |
The wrong lunch table. |
| 01:24:06 |
The wrong butt? |
| 01:24:09 |
lt's all meaningless. |
| 01:24:12 |
Just like this cheese. |
| 01:24:15 |
l know it. |
| 01:24:18 |
So come on. |
| 01:24:20 |
Everyone else |
| 01:24:27 |
Cheese Touch ! |
| 01:24:30 |
Run ! |
| 01:24:31 |
He's got |
| 01:24:43 |
Not bad, Heffley. |
| 01:24:59 |
So you want to |
| 01:25:04 |
play? |
| 01:25:09 |
Yeah. |
| 01:25:13 |
Okay. |
| 01:25:30 |
Here's your yearbook. |
| 01:25:33 |
Here's your yearbook. |
| 01:25:35 |
Thanks! |
| 01:25:36 |
Here's your yearbook. |
| 01:25:38 |
Thanks, Patty. |
| 01:25:40 |
Here's your yearbook. |
| 01:25:43 |
Maybe try to get out there |
| 01:25:46 |
You know what, Patty? |
| 01:25:48 |
One day middle school will end |
| 01:25:51 |
And after that, |
| 01:25:54 |
And all those things |
| 01:25:59 |
You wish. |
| 01:26:03 |
As if! |
| 01:26:07 |
Handing it to you |
| 01:26:10 |
and l am way too smart |
| 01:26:14 |
Rowley! |
| 01:26:18 |
Stay cool. |
| 01:26:20 |
Yep, you're way too smart |
| 01:26:28 |
So the year |
| 01:26:30 |
My goal was to be |
| 01:26:34 |
Even if it wasn't exactly |
| 01:26:39 |
Zoo-wee Mama! |
| 01:26:46 |
Hey! Oh! |
| 01:26:55 |
I don't wanna |
| 01:26:57 |
By getting wasted |
| 01:26:59 |
'Cause they don't know me |
| 01:27:01 |
But they pretend to be |
| 01:27:04 |
Hey, maybe l'm a critic, |
| 01:27:06 |
Or am I jaded |
| 01:27:09 |
'Cause It's dragging me down |
| 01:27:10 |
lt's bumming me out |
| 01:27:11 |
lt's making my head spin |
| 01:27:16 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:27:17 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:27:18 |
That's right, |
| 01:27:21 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:27:22 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:27:23 |
That's right, |
| 01:27:26 |
l get the feeling |
| 01:27:28 |
l say jump |
| 01:27:30 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:27:31 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:27:33 |
That's right, |
| 01:27:35 |
Just another day |
| 01:27:38 |
It's 3:00 am, |
| 01:27:40 |
Maybe l'm a critic, a cynic |
| 01:27:42 |
Or am I crazy? |
| 01:27:44 |
'Cause they pick me up |
| 01:27:47 |
lt's making my head spin |
| 01:27:54 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:27:55 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:27:56 |
That's right, |
| 01:27:59 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:28:00 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:28:01 |
That's right, |
| 01:28:03 |
l get the feeling, |
| 01:28:05 |
l say jump |
| 01:28:08 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:28:09 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:28:11 |
That's right, |
| 01:28:13 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:28:14 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:28:15 |
That's right, |
| 01:28:17 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:28:19 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:28:20 |
That's right, |
| 01:28:22 |
l get the feeling, |
| 01:28:24 |
l say jump |
| 01:28:27 |
Can you say, "Hey?" |
| 01:28:28 |
Can you say, "Oh?" |
| 01:28:29 |
That's right, |
