Did You Hear About The Morgans

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00:00:51 Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan.
00:00:54 so leave a message
00:00:59 Hello. It is me, your husband.
00:01:03 At least, legally still your husband,
00:01:09 And, in the end,
00:01:13 I wanted to call and just say hello,
00:01:15 as it is approaching the three-month
00:01:18 and I thought, perhaps it might be nice
00:01:20 as, you know, occasions like this
00:01:24 And... Oh, yes! And I saw the cover
00:01:30 and there you were.
00:01:34 You are staring out from every newsstand
00:01:39 And it is...
00:01:41 "It is genuinely incredible
00:01:44 "into the premier boutique
00:01:46 I'm quoting here from the article.
00:01:49 This way, if we ever get back together
00:01:56 Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan.
00:01:59 so leave a message
00:02:03 Anyway, the point is that I am sad,
00:02:08 and I miss you,
00:02:10 and I bitterly regret what I did,
00:02:15 and it would be very, very nice if you called
00:02:22 I hope you're getting the gifts.
00:02:26 The ice sculpture, I concede, was a disaster.
00:02:29 I did specify that they shouldn't leave it
00:02:32 and I will be suing.
00:02:34 Talking of which, I must get back to work.
00:02:36 I'm actually in court. I have a man...
00:02:44 Isn't this a beautiful view?
00:02:47 just by charging people
00:02:49 And if you like this,
00:02:53 what I call the ballroom or the grand salon.
00:02:59 It's the perfect combination
00:03:02 and understated elegance.
00:03:16 You're pregnant?
00:03:18 I mean, if you're planning on having a baby,
00:03:24 How many children do you have?
00:03:27 How many? Let me see, I have...
00:03:33 My husband and I are separated.
00:03:36 I know what you're thinking,
00:03:40 But I'm, you know...
00:03:46 and you gotta stay optimistic. You know?
00:03:49 Don't get down on yourself.
00:03:52 Mr. Morgan, I have the depositions
00:03:56 Excellent. I hear it's a page-turner.
00:03:58 Now, where are we on the star front?
00:04:00 Well, you can buy and name a star "Meryl."
00:04:03 It's $75,
00:04:07 Well, I was really looking for something
00:04:10 Can I buy a constellation?
00:04:12 I don't know. You can buy a black hole.
00:04:16 I'm not sure a black hole
00:04:18 at this point in our relationship.
00:04:20 Somewhat redundant.
00:04:24 Thank you.
00:04:25 And thank you to everyone
00:04:29 I'm so honored to be here tonight
00:04:34 Thank you to Jimmy, my waiter,
00:04:39 I'm not done with my dessert yet.
00:04:42 This disease represents a crisis.
00:04:47 Are we going to use this crisis to come out
00:04:50 stronger, better and more powerful
00:04:57 You bet we are.
00:05:02 But...
00:05:05 But what that means...
00:05:14 I'm sorry.
00:05:19 Well, I...
00:05:21 Basically, what I'm saying is,
00:05:25 we want your money right now.
00:05:29 So...
00:05:36 - Great speech.
00:05:38 - And you look fantastic tonight, by the way.
00:05:41 I still don't entirely understand
00:05:44 Well, breast cancer. I'm against it.
00:05:48 Look, I just want to talk.
00:05:51 I'll talk at lunch, dinner, brunch, snack time.
00:05:54 Okay, okay. I get it.
00:05:56 You are available for talking.
00:05:58 Yes. Yes.
00:06:03 Hey, Jackie.
00:06:06 Jackie, how very nice. How are you?
00:06:09 Mr. Morgan.
00:06:12 What do I have tomorrow?
00:06:14 The PETA lunch.
00:06:16 Barbecue, I imagine.
00:06:19 What about after lunch?
00:06:20 Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Morgan.
00:06:22 Hi, Adam.
00:06:23 After lunch,
00:06:26 Do I dare ask about dinner?
00:06:27 Meryl's doing a showing at 7:00
00:06:29 We've got Mr. Thompson for dinner at 7:00.
00:06:32 Hey, you know,
00:06:34 if Jackie and Adam spoke to each other.
00:06:37 - Excellent idea.
00:06:41 What happens with Paul after lunch?
00:06:43 - Well, he's got...
00:06:46 - How's the apartment?
00:06:49 - So much more space without the golf clubs.
00:06:52 - How's the hotel?
00:06:54 There's no one setting the snooze alarm
00:06:56 before they actually want to wake up,
00:06:58 Yes, and I've really enjoyed not having
00:07:01 wearing their shoes and trailing dirt
00:07:03 - That must be very, very nice.
00:07:05 As is not stepping on discarded
00:07:10 which I have actually come to miss.
00:07:12 I can push Mr. Rabelais to 9:00
00:07:14 and Adam can reschedule
00:07:16 - I think I can if I...
00:07:18 Excellent. Then shall we say Daniel at 7:00?
00:07:24 Okay.
00:07:26 - Great. Terrific.
00:07:29 Good night.
00:07:43 So...
00:07:46 Did you get the yucca?
00:07:49 And far, far away,
00:07:56 You have to stop sending things.
00:08:00 I understand. I will. I promise.
00:08:02 I just have one more little thing.
00:08:15 Okay, look, I know you always wanted us
00:08:17 but I thought this might make up for it.
00:08:19 Dr. Tobin is apparently
00:08:22 Oh, no, I know who she is.
00:08:26 Okay. And the Lerners recommended her.
00:08:29 - Eric and Fiona?
00:08:32 - They've been divorced a year.
00:08:35 But the one thing they do agree on
00:08:38 Apparently, she wrote some book.
00:08:39 Yes. The Magic Marriage Myth.
00:08:42 You see? You are so well-read.
00:08:45 It's all about people's expectations
00:08:48 to all their problems when, in fact,
00:08:52 and not asking their partners
00:08:56 Brilliant. Brilliant.
00:08:58 I don't know. I find her theory
00:09:05 Yep. Yep, yeah, if you do.
00:09:09 Can you please stop being so agreeable?
00:09:14 Whatever you say.
00:09:36 - So.
00:09:39 So, you know,
00:09:42 and I'm gonna pick up my client
00:09:45 Yes.
00:09:46 Do you wanna walk with me?
00:09:49 - Absolutely. Yes.
00:09:51 Adam, we are gonna walk.
00:09:53 - You're going to walk?
00:09:55 Is everything all right?
00:09:57 No. Everything's okay.
00:10:03 You did something wrong.
00:10:12 Here comes the rain.
00:10:13 You slept with someone else, Paul.
00:10:16 You are not good
00:10:20 All right, it's...
00:10:22 It's overcast
00:10:27 - You slept with someone else.
00:10:30 I was confused. I was an idiot. I was wrong.
00:10:33 I made a terrible mistake. I love you.
00:10:39 Do you still love me at all?
00:10:45 I don't know if I can sort of love you
00:10:51 Well, I'm fine with it.
00:10:52 Honestly, I can get by with a little less love
00:10:59 That's not me.
00:11:05 I have to go. I have the meeting.
00:11:10 Look, I just think
00:11:15 - You know...
00:11:19 What is he doing in the rain
00:11:22 What are we doing in the rain
00:11:25 Mr. Rabelais?
00:11:28 Mister...
00:11:31 God!
00:11:51 - Run!
00:11:54 - Get in!
00:11:55 - I almost ran you over!
00:12:02 The man who was murdered tonight,
00:12:05 was an international arms dealer.
00:12:06 The FBI was moving in to convict him,
00:12:09 so Rabelais was working with us
00:12:13 Anton Forenski.
00:12:15 And we think that's why
00:12:18 We find the murderer,
00:12:21 And you're gonna be our star witnesses.
00:12:24 But right now, I just wanna concentrate
00:12:29 What do you mean, "safe"?
00:12:32 - This guy's still out there.
00:12:35 I'm gonna give you 24-hour protection
00:12:38 Well, we don't live together.
00:12:41 He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated.
00:12:44 My wife and I see someone once a week.
00:12:46 It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it?
00:12:51 I know it's been a rough night,
00:12:54 and I'll talk to both of you tomorrow.
00:12:55 - Okay.
00:12:57 - Mrs. Morgan.
00:12:58 This is Marshal Henderson.
00:13:00 - Hello.
00:13:02 Do you want me to stay tonight?
00:13:06 No, no. I think I'm gonna be fine
00:13:10 If you think he can handle it. Well...
00:13:13 Mrs. Morgan, I have your car right over here.
00:13:17 - Well, good night.
00:13:20 Mr. Morgan, Marshal Ferber.
00:13:22 - Evening, sir.
00:13:27 You're in good hands.
00:13:28 Yes. Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure.
00:13:31 Yeah, it's done.
00:13:33 That is good news, Vincent.
00:13:39 No problem.
00:13:50 Hello? Hi, Marshal Lasky.
00:13:55 You're gonna send someone
00:13:57 That's good, because, you know,
00:13:59 He must be...
00:14:00 Can you hold on just a second?
00:14:04 Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay.
00:14:08 Coming.
00:14:10 Hi, Mike.
00:14:14 Yep, okay. Thank you.
00:14:16 Thank you.
00:14:19 Hi. So I guess your guy's already here,
00:14:22 because the doorman said
00:14:30 What?
00:14:35 Hey, how you doing?
00:14:36 Okay, okay. Okay.
00:14:40 - Get back inside!
00:14:45 Oh, my God.
00:14:47 Oh, my God!
00:14:52 Help!
00:15:06 Stop pushing the buttons.
00:15:28 There's an emergency.
00:15:31 Well, I certainly hope so, Marshal.
00:15:35 Thank you. Do you mind? Do you mind?
00:15:37 Not at all.
00:15:41 We checked the building's security camera,
00:15:43 but he was pretty careful
00:15:46 So is Marshal Henderson okay?
00:15:49 He was wearing his vest. He'll be all right.
00:15:53 I recommend you both enter
00:15:56 - What?
00:15:59 - Hang on. Hang on.
00:16:01 Do you mean where they send you out
00:16:06 - Yeah? Oh, no.
00:16:08 - No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:10 because I'm sure there are options.
00:16:12 And where? What? Where do we go?
00:16:14 - We can't reveal that until you're on the jet.
00:16:18 - So, it's out of the city?
00:16:22 Let's just stay logical
00:16:23 and examine all the parameters,
00:16:25 I can't leave.
00:16:27 Well, we've both got companies to run,
00:16:28 - so that's important, but I think...
00:16:29 Right. So, who runs my business?
00:16:31 All I'm saying is, I think
00:16:33 - And what about...
00:16:35 ...all of our friends and our family?
00:16:36 What, we just up and disappear?
00:16:40 I mean, we'd leave? That's crazy.
00:16:44 Well, we don't know what he's suggesting
00:16:45 because you haven't actually
00:16:47 - Well...
00:16:49 This isn't the first time we've done this.
00:16:51 We'll get a list of people to contact.
00:16:53 But first,
00:16:56 And what happens
00:16:58 We'll find him.
00:16:59 In the meantime,
00:17:02 until we can find a more permanent site.
00:17:04 What do you mean by "permanent"?
00:17:06 I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.
00:17:09 Yeah, but you said permanent.
00:17:10 So if you don't catch this guy,
00:17:13 then the official site
00:17:16 Right, so why don't we just let him
00:17:17 Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:17:22 Really, I can't. I'm, you know...
00:17:25 I'm a New Yorker. You know,
00:17:30 I've had bagels in other parts of the country.
00:17:32 I don't even like Connecticut.
00:17:34 This man is a professional killer.
00:17:37 He found you in one night,
00:17:40 Wouldn't you rather live someplace else
00:17:46 Meryl?
00:17:51 I'm thinking.
00:17:52 There's nothing to think about.
00:17:58 I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag
00:18:03 but at this exact moment,
00:18:06 I can't commit to spending
00:18:09 I know exactly how you feel.
00:18:13 This is just a temporary location.
00:18:17 We'll look into arranging
00:18:19 but first, we've got to get you out of the city.
00:18:30 You... I don't...
00:18:32 You won't tell me where I'm going,
00:18:40 This, 'cause it's pretty?
00:18:58 Now that we're on the jet,
00:19:02 Ray, Wyoming.
00:19:07 Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?
00:19:14 Here are your temporary IDs.
00:19:18 You'll be in seclusion,
00:19:19 but just in case you run into anybody,
00:19:23 Meryl Foster?
00:19:24 You'll be under the care
00:19:26 He's also the sheriff in town.
00:19:28 Meryl, you're Clay's cousin from Chicago.
00:19:31 You haven't seen him in five years,
00:19:35 - Any questions?
00:20:02 We're here. It's time.
00:20:11 Marshal Wheeler will take good care of you.
00:20:14 You're not coming?
00:20:16 I'm going back to find this guy. Good luck.
00:20:21 Goodbye.
00:20:22 Yeah, thank you, Marshal.
00:20:25 Thank you.
00:20:27 Thank you, Marshal. Thank you.
00:21:08 Is that him?
00:21:13 If it is, I feel safer already.
00:21:27 Oh, my God.
00:21:28 What?
00:21:33 You're gonna love this.
00:21:41 Well, should we be writing this down?
00:21:43 Don't worry, they're all over town.
00:21:49 Hi, are you...
00:21:51 Glad to see you? You bet.
00:21:55 - Take your bag?
00:21:57 - Thanks.
00:22:00 Try to stay awake there, Tom.
00:22:03 Welcome to Wyoming.
00:22:08 Thank you, hello.
00:22:10 Hello. I'm Meryl Morgan.
00:22:13 No, I don't think so, ma'am.
00:22:16 You mean I've been wrong all these years?
00:22:19 You're Meryl Foster.
00:22:22 I'm your cousin.
00:22:26 You cold?
00:22:28 We were just only allowed to bring one bag,
00:22:30 so I just packed a ton of underwear
00:22:34 Same here.
00:22:38 Temperature really drops
00:22:41 Let's see about getting you something warm.
00:22:44 Thank you. I mean,
00:22:47 Sure, there's a Bargain Barn.
00:22:50 I've gotta swing by there anyway.
00:22:53 I've never been to a Bargain Barn.
00:22:56 Are you pulling my leg?
00:22:58 They don't have them in New York.
00:22:59 What's that got to do with anything?
00:23:01 Well, that's why I've never been to one.
00:23:05 I'm still not following you.
00:23:13 They don't have Bargain Barns in New York,
00:23:17 so that's why I've never been to one.
00:23:22 We've also never been to one in Chicago,
00:23:26 - I see.
00:23:33 It's huge.
00:23:35 - I had no idea.
00:23:41 It's all about bulk.
00:23:44 This can't be right.
00:23:46 A sweater for $9. 99?
00:23:49 It's not right. Look, it's two for one.
00:23:52 Come on.
00:23:54 Where is menswear?
00:23:56 Wait a minute.
00:24:19 Okay, look, you see that woman?
00:24:21 See that woman?
00:24:24 - French bread?
00:24:28 - Oh, Lord, she's coming.
00:24:31 Actually, the name's Emma, Emma Wheeler,
00:24:38 - So... So you're married.
00:24:42 Just what you needed, hon.
00:24:45 I love them. Do you hunt, Meryl?
00:24:48 Just for bargains.
00:24:55 "People for the Ethical Treatment
00:24:58 So am I. Except mine's
00:25:04 You gotta know Emma
00:25:08 Sometimes that doesn't even help.
00:25:11 Hey, I just wanna say that I think
00:25:16 and it'll be an honor to protect you.
00:25:19 I hope you'll be real comfortable
00:25:22 Thank you. Thank you very much.
00:25:23 I must say, I'd imagined Ray to be,
00:25:26 But this Bargain Barn is fantastic,
00:25:29 and I saw a movie theater down the road,
00:25:32 Well, this is Cody. Ray's 45 miles that way,
00:25:36 and there is no Bargain Barn there.
00:26:02 Here's Ray.
00:26:11 That was it.
00:26:13 Could we do it again? I think I missed it.
00:26:17 Well, if that's Ray, where are we going?
00:26:21 A few miles outside of town.
00:26:23 We like to get away
00:26:32 Come on in. Watch your step, there.
00:26:40 Yep.
00:26:42 This is it, home sweet home.
00:26:45 Well, it's lovely. It's very, very nice.
00:26:49 Yes, I love what you've done with
00:26:52 the heads.
00:26:54 Thanks. Yeah,
00:26:59 That's great. I hate when you have
00:27:02 Well, I got a brother over in Cheyenne
00:27:06 That's handy.
00:27:07 Any word from New York?
00:27:09 - No, ma'am.
00:27:14 No, not me. I had my fill
00:27:17 - Chicago.
00:27:19 Well, you probably wanna be getting
00:27:23 - Okay.
00:27:26 We fixed up the spare bedroom.
00:27:30 We usually only have one witness at a time.
00:27:33 The last one
00:27:36 Murdered five people
00:27:39 - So you actually do this all the time?
00:27:43 About 10 years ago, the government asked
00:27:47 Ever since then, a couple of times a year,
00:27:52 Been kind of interesting, actually.
00:27:55 Now they want me to retire.
00:27:57 So, you two are gonna be our last.
00:28:03 Well, it's an honor,
00:28:07 but Mr. Morgan...
00:28:13 We are thinking of seeing a therapist, yeah.
00:28:19 So how do you want to handle
00:28:23 - Well, I can sleep on a couch.
00:28:26 No, no,
00:28:28 I'd be fine on a couch.
00:28:32 We got an antenna. Got a bunch of DVDs.
00:28:36 John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly.
00:28:39 That's great. That's great.
00:28:43 But I see you have a computer.
00:28:46 So that means that you have Internet?
00:28:50 We do, but you would need a code.
00:28:53 Which you're not gonna give me.
00:28:54 No. Trying to contact somebody
00:28:59 And I guess the same goes for the phone?
00:29:01 'Cause I just have a couple of things
00:29:04 Yes, if I could make one quick call,
00:29:06 Yeah, and you know,
00:29:12 There's no dial tone.
00:29:14 There's a code.
00:29:18 So I guess that is about it.
00:29:20 There's towels and soap in the bath.
00:29:22 Great. Terrific. Is there a code?
00:29:29 Sorry. Silly.
00:29:41 You sure you're going to be happy
00:29:42 Yeah, I'm good. I'm good.
00:29:47 All right.
00:29:50 Good night.
00:29:51 Night, night. Night, everyone.
00:29:56 Look, Paul, I know how hard you're trying.
00:30:03 And believe me, it would...
00:30:05 It would be so much easier
00:30:11 But
00:30:14 when I look at you, I just feel regret
00:30:18 and sadness
00:30:20 and a deep desire
00:30:25 Listen, that's not a problem.
00:30:27 I am more than willing to hurt myself.
00:30:31 Whatever it takes.
00:30:32 Look, just tell me what to do. Tell me.
00:30:37 I don't know.
00:30:39 I don't know. I'm...
00:30:41 Yeah. Look, the thing is, Meryl,
00:30:45 You know, I'm human, I made a mistake.
00:30:48 No, I know you're not.
00:30:51 But I was so in love with you,
00:30:57 and now I'm just...
00:31:03 I'm just...
00:31:07 I'm so disappointed,
00:31:13 and I don't trust you anymore.
00:31:22 Okay.
00:31:27 Good night.
00:31:31 Night.
00:33:10 Jackie, did you hear about the Morgans?
00:33:16 Of course I heard. I'm totally devastated.
00:33:18 - They're in protective custody.
00:33:20 - What are we going to do?
00:33:24 - Yes?
00:33:28 Sure, send him back.
00:33:31 Can I help you?
00:33:33 If you're busy, I can come back later.
00:33:35 Not at all. He was just leaving.
00:33:40 Yeah, I'm in the market for a two-bedroom.
00:33:45 - Would you have a seat?
00:33:51 Excuse me.
00:33:55 Call me.
00:33:59 I'm Jackie, Mrs. Morgan's assistant.
00:34:03 Can I get one of the other agents
00:34:07 You know,
00:34:09 then I'm sure she's probably worth the wait.
00:34:11 She is.
00:34:13 All right. Well, I'm sorry
00:34:15 Not at all.
00:34:19 That's a nice looking muffin, there.
00:34:25 Enjoy your breakfast.
00:34:38 Howdy. Hope I didn't wake you.
00:34:41 Oh, no. No. I didn't really sleep.
00:34:45 You hungry?
00:34:49 It smells good.
00:34:53 Now, that's impressive.
00:34:57 Wow, look at that,
00:34:59 Do you want sausage or bacon or both
00:35:03 Oh. No, no, thanks. I'm actually a vegetarian.
00:35:07 Morning.
00:35:08 I got news for you, Sheriff.
00:35:15 You never think it's gonna happen
00:35:19 - Howdy.
00:35:20 Morning. Morning.
00:35:22 Morning.
00:35:23 - Morning.
00:35:26 Not brilliantly. It's very, very quiet, isn't it?
00:35:30 I thought I could actually hear
00:35:32 Yeah, I know. I kept praying for a siren.
00:35:35 Yes, or a rumbling subway or something.
00:35:38 Speaking of New York,
00:35:42 No, ma'am. And you can ask every 5 minutes.
00:35:46 When they tell me, I'll tell you.
00:35:49 I saw a photo of a young man.
00:35:53 That's our boy, Clay Jr.
00:35:57 Does he live in Ray, too?
00:35:58 No, he married a girl from Omaha
00:36:03 - The big city?
00:36:06 Here you go.
00:36:09 home fries, homemade biscuits
00:36:12 - Can I get you anything else?
00:36:20 We're gonna make our rounds.
00:36:25 Fewer people see you, the safer you are.
00:36:28 Which is a shame,
00:36:31 Help yourself to anything in the fridge
00:36:34 We'II be back in a couple of hours.
00:36:36 - Thank you.
00:36:43 I can't believe this is happening.
00:36:47 Well, at least you didn't have
00:36:49 I feel my organs shutting down one by one.
00:36:54 I thought Disneyland
00:36:57 No, no, no.
00:37:00 Ray is the friendliest place.
00:37:01 People probably get them confused
00:37:09 What if we never get out of here?
00:37:12 What if we never go to Lincoln Center again,
00:37:15 or see our friends, or sit on the Great Lawn
00:37:19 or watch Shakespeare in the Park,
00:37:23 Oh, God. Do you know
00:37:26 lt'd be weeks and it would be cold!
00:37:28 Okay, stop, stop, stop. Now, listen to me.
00:37:31 We are here,
00:37:33 There's no phone calls to make,
00:37:35 there's no connections to work,
00:37:38 I think that you should treat it as a vacation,
00:37:44 - Okay.
00:37:46 Okay, you're right. Okay.
00:37:50 There. Lovely.
00:37:53 Oh, God, I'm going mad! I can't take it!
00:37:55 Well, at least you gave it your best shot.
00:38:01 - They did say not to leave.
00:38:06 Well, perhaps I should come with you,
00:38:09 And I'd really rather not be left here
00:38:33 Oh, God, I can't breathe. The air is too clean.
00:38:39 Oh, God.
00:38:43 - All right, I'm gonna shower.
00:38:55 Paul?
00:38:58 - Paul, don't move.
00:39:01 There's a bear behind you.
00:39:04 Yes. Yes, there is.
00:39:07 Oh, shit. Just, shit.
00:39:10 Wait! No, no, no, no! No, don't run!
00:39:15 Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go get it, okay?
00:39:18 What? Come back. Meryl! Meryl, come back.
00:39:23 Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl.
00:39:25 Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, "Keep calm."
00:39:31 Okay. "Avoid direct eye contact,
00:39:39 Nice to meet you.
00:39:41 My wife is a member of PETA.
00:39:45 - "Don't shoot a bear..."
00:39:47 "...because the bear
00:39:50 "to maul the shooter severely."
00:39:52 I don't have a gun!
00:39:54 Soothing. Soothing, soothing.
00:39:57 So sorry. Sorry. I don't have a gun. No gun.
00:40:01 - Wait. There's one last thing.
00:40:05 You know, you don't need to hear this.
00:40:07 - What is it?
00:40:09 "As a last resort,
00:40:13 "covering your neck and your head
00:40:17 I didn't need to hear that.
00:40:18 Well, I know that! I told you that! See?
00:40:21 - This is exactly what you do...
00:40:23 ...every single time.
00:40:25 - Oh, my God, Paul! He's coming!
00:40:27 - Run!
00:40:29 Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
00:40:36 - Oh, my God. My eyes!
00:40:39 Yeah, he's going. We're gonna be okay.
00:40:41 - I'm blind! I can't see!
00:40:44 - Oh, wow, that was close.
00:40:46 My God.
00:41:00 Oh, Lord.
00:41:07 There you go.
00:41:09 Okay. Let's have a look-see here.
00:41:13 - You're from Chicago, Mrs. Foster?
00:41:17 I've always dreamed about Chicago.
00:41:20 Well, I'm sure one day you'll get there.
00:41:23 Oh, no, I don't wanna go.
00:41:30 Is it gonna be much longer?
00:41:33 - Oh, Lord in heaven.
00:41:37 Oh, look at him. He's a mess.
00:41:47 Laughter really is the best medicine.
00:41:53 So, you sprayed yourself with bear spray,
00:41:56 Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him.
00:42:00 Anyway, do you think
00:42:04 Well, I'm the only doctor in town,
00:42:09 Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics.
00:42:11 Wow, well, don't wanna confuse those two.
00:42:14 No. No, you don't.
00:42:16 That is the great thing about being a doctor
00:42:20 Anyway, physiologically it's all the same.
00:42:25 So, let's see if we can't take care
00:42:29 You see, just calling it a boo-boo
00:42:33 Let's go next door to the exam room.
00:42:35 Say, would you like to come along,
00:42:37 Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here.
00:42:39 Let me help you there, Mr. Foster.
00:42:44 Here, let's take a little visit
00:43:29 You've reached Trish Pinger
00:43:32 Please leave a message.
00:43:36 Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster...
00:43:41 I was just calling to thank you so much
00:43:46 but I'm now sort of
00:43:49 I might be relocating,
00:43:53 I might be God knows where.
00:43:56 I bet I sound really stable right now, right?
00:43:59 Probably can't believe
00:44:16 Very soothing before bed.
00:44:21 - Okay. Good night.
00:44:32 Paul?
00:44:35 I called the Gotham Adoption Agency.
00:44:41 I filed for adoption two months ago.
00:44:47 You did?
00:44:49 So I wanted to tell them
00:45:00 Two months ago?
00:45:03 Must've been a big decision for you.
00:45:05 Well, I really thought about telling you,
00:45:11 And to be honest,
00:45:13 you know, from the time that we started
00:45:16 you weren't exactly supportive.
00:45:17 Well, you know, I always find it almost
00:45:20 because between the fertility doctors
00:45:23 and the woman
00:45:25 Oh, man, come on.
00:45:28 ...that I was pretty supportive.
00:45:29 Was I enjoying having sex on a schedule
00:45:33 Maybe not as much as I should've done,
00:45:35 Or talking about reproducing
00:45:38 It wasn't every second of every day.
00:45:42 Yes, and I wanted to be a father.
00:45:44 I was the one who suggested adoption
00:45:46 Then why did we never meet
00:45:48 Because, by that time,
00:45:53 that they would not have let us raise
00:45:55 You know I was wired
00:45:57 and I am not normally that crazy.
00:46:00 And instead of you staying home
00:46:04 you flew off to LA on a business meeting,
00:46:08 - Oh, right.
00:46:10 I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry.
00:46:12 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:46:15 I don't know how many times
00:46:17 I think you are being completely irrational.
00:46:19 These two are worse than Vito the Butcher.
00:46:22 I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me
00:46:24 - It's quite annoying.
00:46:26 - Don't lawyer me.
00:46:27 I wish there was some way
00:46:30 Yeah. Muzzles.
00:46:32 - I think you are being unreasonable.
00:46:35 Is that helpful? Is that constructive?
00:46:39 It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature."
00:46:42 Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent.
00:46:45 We have got to get them out of the house.
00:46:51 I didn't know what to do.
00:46:54 - all these clients.
00:46:55 She's the president of the firm.
00:46:58 and everyone is looking at me like,
00:47:01 I'm gonna lose my job.
00:47:04 Well, I've got news for you. Even with him...
00:47:08 Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today.
00:47:12 Hello, Miss Pinger.
00:47:15 What? Meryl called you. Yesterday.
00:47:19 Do you happen to have that number?
00:47:23 Yes, if you could just hold.
00:47:27 Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead.
00:47:33 Thank you so much, Miss Pinger. All right.
00:47:43 This is Mike, Clarence, Jackson and Windy.
00:47:46 This is the one
00:47:48 No, sorry.
00:47:52 And I had, once,
00:47:58 It was from the carousel in Central Park,
00:48:01 You ride, Paul?
00:48:03 Well, I do a little bit, yes.
00:48:07 You had riding lessons?
00:48:10 Well, I never knew that.
00:48:12 Yeah, well, I don't tell you everything, so...
00:48:15 Yeah. I knew that.
00:48:23 Go get her.
00:48:37 Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse!
00:48:43 Get back on,
00:49:03 - Annie Oakley.
00:49:04 All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn.
00:49:08 All right, let's just get this over with.
00:49:10 All right. This is a loaded gun,
00:49:12 so you don't point it at another person
00:49:14 - Okay?
00:49:15 And are you left-handed or right-handed?
00:49:19 Well, you know, I write with my left hand,
00:49:21 but I play tennis and I play badminton
00:49:24 I text with my right hand. I cut, right?
00:49:26 Okay, we're gonna do it like this.
00:49:31 Now, when that gun goes off,
00:49:34 - into your shoulder, okay?
00:49:36 Don't put your finger on the trigger
00:49:39 All right.
00:49:53 This is nothing. You should see
00:50:11 There you go.
00:50:13 - Blew its head off.
00:50:15 - Wow, it's very, very loud.
00:50:20 No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans.
00:50:21 I'm just gonna cock the gun for you.
00:50:24 Fascinating. A week ago,
00:50:28 - All right. It's loaded and ready to go.
00:50:31 Keep your finger off the trigger
00:50:40 Missed.
00:50:42 - I think it's my turn now, isn't it?
00:50:44 I think you'll find it's my turn.
00:50:46 - I'm not done. I'm on a roll.
00:50:49 This thing is loaded.
00:50:51 I'm gonna have to give you two
00:50:55 - Paul's turn.
00:50:58 You're rude. Selfish.
00:51:00 - Just do like your wife did.
00:51:04 Get a hold of it, relax.
00:51:10 Just relax. Find your target.
00:51:16 Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony.
00:51:20 - Missed.
00:51:22 Could you take that for me just a second?
00:51:25 - Meryl, I think I have a welt.
00:51:27 Quite a big welt.
00:51:29 Look at that. Do you see that?
00:51:31 - Yes, it's quite big.
00:51:35 Yeah, real easy to hurt your shoulder
00:51:38 I didn't.
00:51:40 Could you just wait outside?
00:51:46 You ever shoot before, Meryl?
00:51:47 Nope. Never held a gun before in my life.
00:51:50 Although I could've used one
00:51:53 I'm a real estate broker.
00:51:54 - You kidding?
00:51:57 My mom is getting on
00:52:02 I can't get any bites on her house.
00:52:08 Well, it's lovely.
00:52:10 But, you know, when the market's like this,
00:52:11 you really need to focus more
00:52:14 I mean, just, you know,
00:52:17 I think maybe the chair
00:52:21 it looks very, very comfortable,
00:52:23 but have you ever considered
00:52:26 No.
00:52:28 Well, just think about it. It's...
00:52:31 - I will.
00:52:32 Would you mind coming out
00:52:34 Not at all.
00:52:37 Can you spare her, Paul?
00:52:39 Yeah, absolutely.
00:52:42 The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder.
00:52:45 That's not separated.
00:52:47 It's a tiny little bruise.
00:52:53 - Hi there. Hey.
00:52:56 How's your arm feeling?
00:52:57 It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went
00:53:01 Can I give you a hand, there?
00:53:05 - If you're up to it.
00:53:14 So, I really just wanted to apologize
00:53:19 for any trouble we may have caused you.
00:53:22 a certain amount of screaming and shouting
00:53:26 That's okay. I know what it's like.
00:53:31 Really?
00:53:33 You see, that's quite comforting to hear,
00:53:37 We are. But it doesn't mean we haven't
00:53:42 Really?
00:53:44 How did you two patch things up,
00:53:48 Well,
00:53:52 he bought me a Remington. 270 with
00:53:58 And he gave me some cows. I love cows.
00:54:02 Brilliant. Brilliant.
00:54:04 I wish I had thought of the cows thing.
00:54:06 Yeah, there was this one time,
00:54:11 Something about his brother.
00:54:14 It's not important.
00:54:16 But, anyway, it got to where
00:54:20 and he asked me out on a date.
00:54:27 A date?
00:54:28 Yeah. Just like two kids in high school.
00:54:32 He asked me out, we went out to dinner,
00:54:36 we talked and it worked like magic.
00:54:40 Very interesting.
00:54:42 Well, speaking of work,
00:54:43 I think we're probably
00:54:46 so I'll talk to you later.
00:54:53 Thanks for coming.
00:54:55 I just want to point out a few things.
00:54:57 This whole railing is brand-new,
00:55:01 Fresh coat of paint.
00:55:02 So I don't know if you guys wanna
00:55:06 - I'm staying with you.
00:55:10 - I'm taking my boots off and climbing.
00:55:13 do you want to go look around
00:55:15 - Yeah.
00:55:17 'cause I'm gonna have
00:55:19 Oh, and you know that kitchen wall?
00:55:20 Show them, it's not bearing,
00:55:22 You can build
00:55:26 What's up?
00:55:28 This may sound strange,
00:55:33 but would you like to go on a date with me?
00:55:35 You know, that does sound strange.
00:55:37 It's been a while since we dined together.
00:55:40 Well, we just had dinner in New York.
00:55:42 And I thought that went well
00:55:45 - Hey, Meryl, you coming?
00:55:48 Shall we say 7:30?
00:55:51 I am told it is the only place
00:55:55 And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk
00:56:00 And the infidelity. And the separation.
00:56:06 I will pay.
00:56:08 Well, I mean, if you're gonna pay.
00:56:22 Luckily, I called ahead
00:56:25 You must know someone.
00:56:26 And I know you said no more presents,
00:56:28 but I went online,
00:56:31 and downloaded a CD of New York noises
00:56:34 Car horns, subways,
00:56:38 I think you might actually be on here.
00:56:41 - Well, thank you.
00:56:43 - Two salads.
00:56:45 Actually, I had asked for mine
00:56:49 I thought you were kidding.
00:56:51 Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh.
00:56:54 Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly?
00:56:55 Forever.
00:56:57 I can't get by on nursing.
00:57:00 That's so unfair.
00:57:02 It's not so bad. Most people in Ray
00:57:05 - I'm also Assistant Fire Chief.
00:57:09 Then could you ask the gentleman
00:57:14 Yeah, I can't do that.
00:57:17 - Well, why's it called Annette's?
00:57:21 She divorced him about 10 years ago.
00:57:28 Excuse me?
00:57:31 Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin.
00:57:34 And this is my husband, Paul.
00:57:38 Howdy-do? I'm Earl Granger.
00:57:43 - Howdy.
00:57:44 I was just wondering,
00:57:47 blowing the smoke in another direction?
00:57:51 Thank you.
00:57:54 Chicago?
00:57:56 I don't know how you do things in Chicago,
00:58:00 but this is God-fearing American country.
00:58:03 We don't take kindly to outsiders
00:58:08 Well, people in Chicago are just as American
00:58:13 I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic.
00:58:17 Next thing you'll be telling us
00:58:20 Well, I mean,
00:58:23 Fourteen. And we know who they are.
00:58:27 Thirteen, honey.
00:58:30 Bill Herr died a month ago.
00:58:32 Of natural causes, or is he...
00:58:34 You're not getting smart with me,
00:58:38 You know what I did to the last man
00:58:43 I stole his crumpet.
00:58:48 Doc.
00:58:49 Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight?
00:58:51 Good. We just had
00:58:55 - Must be Earl's night off.
00:59:02 You okay?
00:59:05 Well, we just need to call Clay and Emma.
00:59:09 They're playing poker
00:59:13 Here, just take my truck.
00:59:17 We couldn't possibly.
00:59:21 I don't need it till tomorrow.
00:59:25 Really?
00:59:27 Yeah, around here, everybody leaves
00:59:31 You don't do that in the city?
00:59:34 Well, people do take each other's cars, but...
00:59:37 Yes, yeah, but the return policy's a bit fuzzy.
00:59:41 - Well, you be sure to return mine, all right?
00:59:45 - Thank you.
00:59:47 - Yeah.
00:59:49 - Which one was it?
00:59:58 Are we lost?
00:59:59 Certainly not.
01:00:02 And left at the second big rock?
01:00:06 Second big rock?
01:00:08 Oh, no, then we are lost.
01:00:13 No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on.
01:00:22 - Can I ask you something?
01:00:25 Why her?
01:00:30 You want to discuss this now?
01:00:34 Yeah, I know it's probably
01:00:36 But why her?
01:00:39 I mean, you meet lots of women.
01:00:44 why her?
01:00:49 Who said she was pretty?
01:00:52 A leper, really. I mean,
01:00:55 I googled her.
01:00:58 Yeah, I just looked under
01:01:03 She's pretty.
01:01:09 So, what's she like?
01:01:17 She's reserved. I don't know, a bit cynical.
01:01:22 Yeah, no, I can see that. That makes sense.
01:01:26 It was probably like, you know,
01:01:30 going to a spa, you know, very quiet
01:01:35 and cool and laid back,
01:01:38 and nobody nagging you
01:01:42 like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker
01:01:46 who won't let go of an issue
01:01:48 It was nothing. It was nothing.
01:01:54 You know, I was stupid.
01:01:57 I was upset about us.
01:01:59 And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it.
01:02:03 I was feeling guilty the whole time,
01:02:12 And you are, easily,
01:02:16 the sexiest, most exciting woman
01:02:19 I have ever been with
01:02:34 I sort of believe you.
01:02:41 Good.
01:02:44 Progress.
01:02:49 Maybe it wasn't the fragrance.
01:02:54 Very possible.
01:03:21 - Hi, Kelly.
01:03:23 Hi.
01:03:35 - Hi.
01:03:37 Lucy.
01:03:44 - Doc.
01:03:46 Howdy, Fosters.
01:03:50 It's a store. It's a real store.
01:03:56 Of course they haven't got cashmere.
01:03:58 And when they say they haven't,
01:04:00 Sorry. You never know.
01:04:03 So you're a lawyer.
01:04:08 Sort of.
01:04:10 Well, this is about my granddaughter, Lucy.
01:04:13 She's gonna be the next American Idol.
01:04:17 Is she? Well, that's great.
01:04:21 See, her dad's sick,
01:04:26 So that leaves it up to old Grandpa
01:04:31 Truth is, I need a will.
01:04:36 Okay, well, the problem is,
01:04:41 - What do you practice?
01:04:45 Hey, listen, I gotta go.
01:04:46 I told Doc that I would help him
01:04:48 So I'm just gonna go and shower,
01:04:54 I've got my financials clear back to 1953.
01:04:58 Good, great. That sounds fun.
01:05:01 Okay. Okay. Well, you know what?
01:05:04 Despite our cultural differences,
01:05:10 Or not. It's completely up to you.
01:05:23 I 18.
01:05:25 - Do we have it?
01:05:27 - Window shut.
01:05:32 We got N 3-2.
01:05:35 N. N 32.
01:05:39 - N 3-2.
01:05:43 Really well. Yes. I made him such a beautiful
01:05:46 Well, look at you, country lawyer.
01:05:48 Well, look at you.
01:05:50 Word is that Doc had an offer
01:05:52 Yeah. She's incredible, right out the gate.
01:05:54 Well, it was just past the second big rock,
01:05:56 location, location, location.
01:05:58 Next up is B 4. B 4.
01:06:05 That's so funny. "B 4," like "before."
01:06:12 Like "B dash 4 and after."
01:06:17 Never a fire when you need one.
01:06:19 G 46. That's G 4-6.
01:06:23 Oh, my God. Bingo!
01:06:24 - Bingo, bingo! Bingo!
01:06:28 Yes. Yes!
01:06:33 Come here.
01:06:35 Why are we so happy?
01:06:36 - We just won $15! That's three sweaters!
01:06:41 Please listen to me.
01:06:44 We've been over this, Jackie.
01:06:47 We could be endangering their safety.
01:06:50 My God, you're a scared little man.
01:06:52 Haven't you ever done anything
01:06:57 307-179-9048.
01:07:06 Hello. It's Jackie Drake,
01:07:09 Adam!
01:07:14 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
01:07:18 I took a self-defense course.
01:07:22 Would you like to go to a movie
01:07:36 - I don't know...
01:07:38 - An exciting game.
01:07:40 - Congratulations.
01:07:42 See you tomorrow.
01:07:45 - Good night.
01:07:47 Night.
01:07:59 - Okay. I... Good night.
01:08:29 Come in.
01:08:35 Hello.
01:08:37 Hi. Are you asleep?
01:08:40 Very much so, yes.
01:08:42 I hate to interrupt that,
01:08:48 Good God.
01:08:51 Is that right?
01:08:55 I don't know.
01:08:58 I've never seen anything like it in New York
01:09:06 "Let me not to the marriage of true minds
01:09:12 "L ove is not love
01:09:16 "Or bends with the remover to remove
01:09:20 "O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark
01:09:25 "That looks on tempests
01:09:33 It's Shakespeare, from our wedding.
01:09:36 Was he there? We never got his gift.
01:09:41 - It was my vows to you.
01:09:45 Although, at the time,
01:09:47 I was so disappointed when I found out.
01:09:50 Do you remember your vows to me?
01:09:55 "There was once a girl from Nantucket"
01:09:58 - No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it.
01:10:02 My God, it's amazing how many stars.
01:10:05 "I promise never to take you for granted
01:10:10 "Or utter a word unkind
01:10:13 "Never allow my affections to be recanted
01:10:16 "Or stop marveling at your behind
01:10:20 "To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
01:10:24 "Your refusal to condone animal slaughter
01:10:28 "Your wisdom, your laugh
01:10:31 "Your inability to boil water
01:10:35 "To be your best friend for the rest of my life
01:10:38 "And to thank the God you're not sure about
01:10:40 "For fooling you into being my wife"
01:10:54 And the next thing I heard was,
01:10:57 "Do you, Meryl Judith Becker, take this man
01:11:00 And I said, "I do."
01:11:02 You did, and then I heard,
01:11:04 "Do you, Paul Michael Morgan, take this
01:11:08 And your mother said, "He doesn't! '"
01:11:10 But I ignored her, and then I heard,
01:11:13 And then I don't remember.
01:11:19 - "You may kiss the bride."
01:11:26 - You may kiss the bride.
01:11:28 And then we had the buffet, beginning
01:11:35 You may kiss the bride.
01:11:41 May I?
01:11:48 You sure?
01:11:49 I'm wavering, honestly.
01:12:20 - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
01:12:23 Sorry, a bit out of practice.
01:12:26 Ow!
01:12:29 What do you mean, "Ow"?
01:12:37 Hey, Marshal Lasky.
01:12:40 Yes, sir.
01:12:42 Right. All right.
01:12:45 Take care.
01:12:47 They got your separate sites ready,
01:12:49 and they want you to leave
01:12:51 - Tomorrow?
01:12:54 Wow. That soon, eh?
01:12:55 Well, the good news
01:12:59 And the rodeo dance.
01:13:02 Yes, yes.
01:13:09 Dr. Simmons' office.
01:13:10 Yeah, is this the Dr. Simmons
01:13:13 No, this is the Dr. Simmons
01:13:16 Sorry, my mistake.
01:13:22 There's someone using your name
01:13:41 You know what?
01:13:44 I think that's about it for me.
01:13:46 - Really?
01:13:47 Well, I probably did tire you out
01:13:50 God, I was amazing.
01:13:52 Yeah, I'm really glad I was there to see it.
01:13:55 Yeah.
01:13:58 - All right.
01:14:01 With regard to the whole adoption thing,
01:14:05 it is possible
01:14:08 You would be a terrific mother,
01:14:10 caring, supportive
01:14:13 I know! I'm so looking forward to that.
01:14:15 But I am not sure that I would be good at it.
01:14:19 Really? That's what you're worried about?
01:14:21 A bit, yes, yes.
01:14:25 What makes you think
01:14:27 Well, if I had to pick one thing,
01:14:33 I would say it was the mouse.
01:14:36 What are you talking about?
01:14:37 Don't you remember? You know,
01:14:40 and then all of a sudden,
01:14:42 - Yes, yes. The shaky granola. Yes.
01:14:47 and, you know, you could have just
01:14:49 but instead, you stood there for hours
01:14:55 using Jarlsberg from Zabar's.
01:14:57 Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing
01:15:02 And when I saw that, I just...
01:15:07 I knew you'd be a great father.
01:15:11 Especially if we adopt a rodent.
01:15:13 Thank you for being honest.
01:15:16 Listen, while I am speaking honestly,
01:15:20 I wondered if we might also discuss
01:15:23 - I don't want to pressure you...
01:15:24 Actually, no, I've been thinking about it, too.
01:15:29 You know, why don't you finish your jog,
01:15:30 and we'll talk about it
01:15:34 Okay.
01:15:36 - Take the bear spray.
01:15:40 - Take the bear flyer.
01:15:55 Clay?
01:15:57 Come on in.
01:16:04 - Hey, Clay?
01:16:06 Hey, I was just looking for Emma
01:16:08 Is she around? I just wanted to talk to her.
01:16:10 She's gone into Cody for supplies.
01:16:16 It's just...
01:16:17 As you can probably see, things are going
01:16:21 but, you know, some very big decisions
01:16:26 and the possibility
01:16:30 and the fact is that,
01:16:31 well, I slept with someone else
01:16:36 Emma will be back in about an hour.
01:16:41 Well, I kind of don't know what to do.
01:16:46 Grab a bucket.
01:16:50 Okay.
01:16:59 So which of these are skim?
01:17:05 Put your bucket under there. Get that stool.
01:17:09 Grab a hold of a teat.
01:17:12 Good luck.
01:17:17 Well, you know,
01:17:19 what Paul doesn't know won't hurt him,
01:17:21 and on some level, I guess
01:17:24 But how can I expect complete honesty
01:17:29 I mean,
01:17:32 Could be.
01:17:36 I don't hear much helping going on
01:17:39 Sorry.
01:17:43 Oh, God!
01:17:47 - Does this hurt them?
01:17:55 I get it.
01:17:58 Yeah, I get it.
01:18:00 You're telling me to be honest
01:18:03 but to be gentle.
01:18:05 I was telling you to ease up on her teat.
01:18:08 But I guess it works both ways.
01:18:11 - That's very wise.
01:18:17 That stuff you're talking about isn't easy.
01:18:20 It's like that book, Men Are From Mars,
01:18:23 You read that book?
01:18:25 I read the cover.
01:18:39 Ringer!
01:18:41 I give up, Clay. You're too good.
01:19:00 Well, hello there. I'm glad you came.
01:19:16 Thank you, Ray!
01:19:18 Keep your dancing shoes on
01:19:23 - Come on, you're dancing.
01:19:44 - I wanna tell you something.
01:19:45 - I'm very light on my feet.
01:19:49 But something else.
01:19:53 I think we should go
01:19:59 You do?
01:20:02 Yeah.
01:20:05 - Well, that is so great.
01:20:08 - That is so great!
01:20:26 And one other thing.
01:20:28 Yeah?
01:20:30 While we were separated,
01:20:32 I slept with someone else.
01:20:36 Switch partners!
01:20:59 It just happened once.
01:21:01 Once.
01:21:03 Really, and it was just because I was just...
01:21:06 I was feeling, you know,
01:21:13 - You're upset.
01:21:15 I'm... What am I?
01:21:18 If you're gonna be mad, be mad,
01:21:20 but please, please don't stop talking to me.
01:21:24 Yell, scream, I don't care.
01:21:28 There is nothing to scream about.
01:21:30 We were separated. You're an adult.
01:21:36 - Hey, Paul.
01:21:46 - Do you wanna ask me something?
01:22:02 - Do you mind?
01:22:17 Do you wanna talk?
01:22:19 No, no. Unless you do.
01:22:22 I always wanna talk.
01:22:25 Go ahead.
01:22:31 It's okay. Never mind.
01:22:59 Hey, folks, come on down to Ray Rodeo.
01:23:01 Calf ropin', bull ridin',
01:23:03 pie-eating contest, great barbecue.
01:23:21 Hey, excuse me.
01:23:23 - How you doing?
01:23:26 I'm looking for two friends of mine,
01:23:29 Oh, the Fosters.
01:23:32 They're probably on their way to the rodeo,
01:23:35 Wheelers. And where's that?
01:23:38 Okay, so go down this road, and when
01:23:41 And then, when you come
01:23:56 Morning.
01:23:58 Better shake a leg if you want to eat.
01:24:02 Do you know where Paul is?
01:24:06 Thank you.
01:24:18 Hey, can I ask you a question?
01:24:22 Who do you think this is fooling?
01:24:25 Isn't this...
01:24:27 I mean, isn't this what screwed us up
01:24:31 Is it? Is it really? Sorry, it was stupid of me.
01:24:33 I thought it was sleeping with other people,
01:24:36 All right, you know what? Never mind.
01:24:38 All right. What would you like me to do?
01:24:39 Would you like me to beg for information?
01:24:41 - What was his name?
01:24:44 Larry? Are you serious?
01:24:47 Larry.
01:24:48 You know, he's recently divorced.
01:24:50 It's fine, it's fine, I think I got the picture.
01:24:51 And then you probably had a few drinks,
01:24:53 and you moaned
01:24:54 and then you went back to his apartment.
01:24:56 Well, no, no.
01:24:59 Went back to our apartment.
01:25:01 Right, we're selling the place.
01:25:03 - Probably...
01:25:05 Look, we both made mistakes.
01:25:08 I made a mistake, yours seems
01:25:12 Are you serious?
01:25:15 I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all?
01:25:18 You think that I would sleep with someone
01:25:21 I would sleep with someone to hurt you?
01:25:23 Well, at this point,
01:25:25 - Oh, my God. Screw you.
01:25:27 - Meryl. Can I just... Can I speak?
01:25:29 - No. Not to me.
01:25:32 Ready to go?
01:25:33 I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry.
01:25:35 Yeah. Sorry, me, too.
01:25:38 I have a lot of packing to do.
01:25:40 Sorry.
01:25:43 Okay, then.
01:25:47 Hold on.
01:25:52 I know it's none of my business,
01:25:55 but I've watched you two
01:25:58 laughing together
01:26:03 I don't find them funny,
01:26:06 but I think that you can always tell a lot
01:26:11 by the fact that they still laugh together.
01:26:17 Thanks, I appreciate that.
01:26:21 And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny.
01:26:25 He makes me laugh.
01:26:28 But if we're gonna stay together, then,
01:26:33 you know, I guess
01:26:37 and I won't expect everything from him,
01:26:40 and he won't expect everything
01:26:42 You should expect everything
01:26:46 Marriage doesn't make any sense!
01:26:49 You gotta stop thinking about it,
01:26:50 and just get over
01:26:58 Look, I figured if she said something,
01:27:01 Oh, God. Come on, honey, let's just go.
01:27:07 We'll pick you up
01:27:11 I declare.
01:27:13 I have not heard you talk that much in...
01:27:15 Well, I had to offer my two bits' worth.
01:27:59 Shit!
01:28:10 - What was that?
01:28:11 - Oh, my God, it's him!
01:28:14 - No, no. The phone has a code.
01:28:27 Excuse me.
01:28:28 What are you, kidding?
01:28:42 Oh, my God. I'm out of bullets.
01:28:44 Something I never expected to hear you say.
01:28:48 We'll go out the back. Scuttle!
01:28:56 Come on. Up, up.
01:28:59 - Come on, come on, come on.
01:29:03 Okay, Windy, go.
01:29:05 Oh, my God.
01:29:25 Okay, we gotta find Clay.
01:29:27 Should be easy. He's wearing a cowboy hat.
01:29:38 Nice try, cowboy.
01:29:40 Been a while since anybody rode this bull
01:29:44 Looks like old Buster won another round.
01:29:48 Dumped him
01:29:53 Doc Simmons and the boys
01:29:55 protecting these bull-riding cowboys.
01:29:59 That's a lot of bull,
01:30:01 and that ain't no bull.
01:30:03 Hey, that's Clay.
01:30:05 He's in the box. Go, go, go.
01:30:07 Folks, let's have a big hand
01:30:18 Folks, we got a little treat for you today
01:30:21 Here's hometown trick-rider Carly Ames.
01:30:36 Oh, my God.
01:30:39 Just sit. Just sit.
01:30:52 Scuttle.
01:31:14 Nice riding, Carly. Thank you.
01:31:18 Folks, let's give her a big hand.
01:31:22 Next up is Tom willet.
01:31:24 Tom's riding the aptly-named bull, Killer.
01:31:29 The last three cowboys to get on this bull
01:31:33 Let's see if Tom can break that streak.
01:31:44 There he goes.
01:31:51 Go get him, boys.
01:31:53 Let's go, come on!
01:31:57 Old Killer's living up to his name today.
01:32:00 What's happening? I can't see.
01:32:08 Oh, my God.
01:32:12 - What's that noise?
01:32:16 - Just run!
01:32:23 - Meryl, you all right?
01:32:26 - I really think I hurt my leg.
01:32:29 I don't think I can walk.
01:32:32 Oh, my God.
01:32:34 What? Where is he?
01:32:38 Oh, God.
01:32:39 All right. Wait there. Wait there.
01:32:42 Wait, what, what? Wait, what are you doing?
01:32:46 - Please, don't leave me. Paul!
01:33:00 Bollocks!
01:33:01 Hey. I got plenty of room on my wall
01:33:05 Drop it, son. Step back away from my lawyer.
01:33:08 I should just point out that
01:33:10 you now have two more witnesses
01:33:13 - Three.
01:33:15 - Five.
01:33:17 - You're six, Kell.
01:33:34 Oh, my God.
01:33:43 You all right?
01:33:45 Are you crazy? You could have been killed.
01:33:48 I am just very touched
01:33:51 Well, of course it would have.
01:33:53 Oh, God, I had this...
01:33:56 This horrible moment where I pictured
01:34:01 That's exactly what I had.
01:34:02 When you were lying here,
01:34:05 all I wanted to do was protect you.
01:34:07 I lost all physical fear.
01:34:09 It's coming back now, though.
01:34:12 I know exactly what you were thinking.
01:34:14 You were thinking
01:34:17 because look what you did.
01:34:20 You risked your life for me.
01:34:22 That's so nice.
01:34:24 - No.
01:34:26 No, no. I am sorry.
01:34:29 I am so sorry
01:34:34 I want you to expect everything from me.
01:34:37 You're not gonna get it,
01:34:41 I love you, Meryl.
01:34:43 If you are in fact Meryl.
01:34:46 I'm Meryl, trust me.
01:34:50 'Cause I trust you all over again.
01:35:12 Watch your head, please.
01:35:14 Goodbye, Lucy.
01:35:18 - Thank you.
01:35:20 - Earl.
01:35:22 - Eat some meat.
01:35:25 - Okay, good. Good.
01:35:27 Earl, I think we've become good friends.
01:35:29 - Think what you want.
01:35:32 - So...
01:35:37 we are really, truly sorry about...
01:35:42 - About everything.
01:35:43 Don't be.
01:35:45 The Feds are so happy with us,
01:35:48 Is that right? That's great news.
01:35:50 - Congratulations.
01:35:53 Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, we're ready for you.
01:35:55 Okay. Well, I suppose this is it.
01:35:59 If we're ever attacked by a bear
01:36:00 we will be the only ones
01:36:02 You just take good care
01:36:06 - Emma.
01:36:09 Really, thank you for everything,
01:36:12 - I'll never forget your wood-chopping.
01:36:16 Clay, I'm gonna hug you.
01:36:21 Thank you.
01:36:23 Something has gone terribly wrong.
01:36:28 Okay. Well, let's go home.
01:36:31 - All right.
01:36:35 How's your foot?
01:36:37 Sheriff, your life just got a whole lot simpler.
01:36:40 So did yours, babe.
01:37:16 Isn't it amazing
01:37:19 Is that amazing?
01:37:20 - Are they not meant to do that?
01:37:21 - Is she faulty?
01:37:25 No, she's perfect.
01:37:27 Perfect, but nameless.
01:37:29 Well, perhaps we'll finally come up
01:37:32 She could be Midtown Tunnel Morgan.
01:37:35 59th Street Bridge Morgan.
01:37:36 Hey, there's Adam and Jackie. Hi.
01:37:38 Get their bags.
01:37:40 - Should I get a cart?
01:37:42 Hey.
01:37:45 - Thank you, honey.
01:37:48 Go.
01:37:55 Hurry, get that. Get the phone.
01:37:56 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:38:01 Hello?
01:38:02 Oh, hello, Adam, I've missed you.
01:38:05 No, no, no, I'm taking the day off tomorrow,
01:38:09 Yes, I'm sure.
01:38:12 Well, in that case,
01:38:15 I see many happy years ahead of you.
01:38:19 Okay, bye.
01:38:22 You know what I wish?
01:38:23 I wish that as an older, wiser couple,
01:38:27 we could give them some advice
01:38:30 Or we could just send them
01:38:33 Rae.
01:38:37 We'll call her Rae. R-A-E. Rae.
01:38:42 I quite like that. I quite like that.
01:38:47 - Do you like that?
01:38:49 No, no, not you. You.
01:38:51 - Rae?
01:38:55 Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae.
01:38:59 It's the one we had to get
01:39:00 because I didn't want to stay in the old one
01:39:04 She doesn't need to hear this.
01:39:06 Now, listen.
01:39:08 Come here, little girl. It's got...
01:39:10 Come on.
01:39:12 ...3,000 square feet.
01:39:16 And a very spacious master bedroom.
01:39:20 And come see this view.
01:39:26 Right here, look at that.
01:39:29 Can you believe?
01:39:31 Is that something?
01:39:33 It is, it is.
01:39:38 That is quite a beautiful view.
01:39:43 What? What?
01:39:47 - How are you feeling, by the way?
01:39:50 - Everything all right?
01:39:53 It'll be funny if this one
01:43:08 Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan.
01:43:11 so leave a message
01:43:20 Meryl? Meryl? Meryl?
01:43:23 Meryl? Meryl?