Did You Hear About The Morgans
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Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. |
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so leave a message |
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Hello. It is me, your husband. |
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At least, legally still your husband, |
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And, in the end, |
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I wanted to call and just say hello, |
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as it is approaching the three-month |
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and I thought, perhaps it might be nice |
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as, you know, occasions like this |
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And... Oh, yes! And I saw the cover |
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and there you were. |
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You are staring out from every newsstand |
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And it is... |
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"It is genuinely incredible |
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"into the premier boutique |
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I'm quoting here from the article. |
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This way, if we ever get back together |
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Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. |
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so leave a message |
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Anyway, the point is that I am sad, |
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and I miss you, |
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and I bitterly regret what I did, |
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and it would be very, very nice if you called |
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I hope you're getting the gifts. |
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The ice sculpture, I concede, was a disaster. |
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I did specify that they shouldn't leave it |
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and I will be suing. |
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Talking of which, I must get back to work. |
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I'm actually in court. I have a man... |
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Isn't this a beautiful view? |
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just by charging people |
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And if you like this, |
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what I call the ballroom or the grand salon. |
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It's the perfect combination |
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and understated elegance. |
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You're pregnant? |
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I mean, if you're planning on having a baby, |
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How many children do you have? |
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How many? Let me see, I have... |
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My husband and I are separated. |
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I know what you're thinking, |
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But I'm, you know... |
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and you gotta stay optimistic. You know? |
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Don't get down on yourself. |
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Mr. Morgan, I have the depositions |
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Excellent. I hear it's a page-turner. |
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Now, where are we on the star front? |
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Well, you can buy and name a star "Meryl." |
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It's $75, |
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Well, I was really looking for something |
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Can I buy a constellation? |
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I don't know. You can buy a black hole. |
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I'm not sure a black hole |
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at this point in our relationship. |
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Somewhat redundant. |
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Thank you. |
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And thank you to everyone |
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I'm so honored to be here tonight |
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Thank you to Jimmy, my waiter, |
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I'm not done with my dessert yet. |
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This disease represents a crisis. |
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Are we going to use this crisis to come out |
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stronger, better and more powerful |
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You bet we are. |
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But... |
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But what that means... |
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I'm sorry. |
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Well, I... |
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Basically, what I'm saying is, |
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we want your money right now. |
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So... |
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- Great speech. |
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- And you look fantastic tonight, by the way. |
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I still don't entirely understand |
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Well, breast cancer. I'm against it. |
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Look, I just want to talk. |
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I'll talk at lunch, dinner, brunch, snack time. |
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Okay, okay. I get it. |
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You are available for talking. |
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Yes. Yes. |
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Hey, Jackie. |
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Jackie, how very nice. How are you? |
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Mr. Morgan. |
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What do I have tomorrow? |
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The PETA lunch. |
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Barbecue, I imagine. |
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What about after lunch? |
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Excuse me. Hello, Mrs. Morgan. |
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Hi, Adam. |
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After lunch, |
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Do I dare ask about dinner? |
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Meryl's doing a showing at 7:00 |
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We've got Mr. Thompson for dinner at 7:00. |
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Hey, you know, |
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if Jackie and Adam spoke to each other. |
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- Excellent idea. |
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What happens with Paul after lunch? |
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- Well, he's got... |
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- How's the apartment? |
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- So much more space without the golf clubs. |
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- How's the hotel? |
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There's no one setting the snooze alarm |
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before they actually want to wake up, |
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Yes, and I've really enjoyed not having |
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wearing their shoes and trailing dirt |
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- That must be very, very nice. |
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As is not stepping on discarded |
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which I have actually come to miss. |
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I can push Mr. Rabelais to 9:00 |
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and Adam can reschedule |
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- I think I can if I... |
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Excellent. Then shall we say Daniel at 7:00? |
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Okay. |
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- Great. Terrific. |
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Good night. |
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So... |
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Did you get the yucca? |
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And far, far away, |
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You have to stop sending things. |
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I understand. I will. I promise. |
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I just have one more little thing. |
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Okay, look, I know you always wanted us |
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but I thought this might make up for it. |
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Dr. Tobin is apparently |
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Oh, no, I know who she is. |
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Okay. And the Lerners recommended her. |
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- Eric and Fiona? |
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- They've been divorced a year. |
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But the one thing they do agree on |
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Apparently, she wrote some book. |
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Yes. The Magic Marriage Myth. |
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You see? You are so well-read. |
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It's all about people's expectations |
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to all their problems when, in fact, |
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and not asking their partners |
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Brilliant. Brilliant. |
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I don't know. I find her theory |
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Yep. Yep, yeah, if you do. |
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Can you please stop being so agreeable? |
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Whatever you say. |
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- So. |
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So, you know, |
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and I'm gonna pick up my client |
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Yes. |
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Do you wanna walk with me? |
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- Absolutely. Yes. |
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Adam, we are gonna walk. |
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- You're going to walk? |
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Is everything all right? |
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No. Everything's okay. |
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You did something wrong. |
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Here comes the rain. |
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You slept with someone else, Paul. |
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You are not good |
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All right, it's... |
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It's overcast |
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- You slept with someone else. |
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I was confused. I was an idiot. I was wrong. |
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I made a terrible mistake. I love you. |
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Do you still love me at all? |
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I don't know if I can sort of love you |
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Well, I'm fine with it. |
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Honestly, I can get by with a little less love |
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That's not me. |
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I have to go. I have the meeting. |
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Look, I just think |
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- You know... |
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What is he doing in the rain |
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What are we doing in the rain |
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Mr. Rabelais? |
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Mister... |
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God! |
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- Run! |
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- Get in! |
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- I almost ran you over! |
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The man who was murdered tonight, |
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was an international arms dealer. |
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The FBI was moving in to convict him, |
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so Rabelais was working with us |
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Anton Forenski. |
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And we think that's why |
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We find the murderer, |
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And you're gonna be our star witnesses. |
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But right now, I just wanna concentrate |
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What do you mean, "safe"? |
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- This guy's still out there. |
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I'm gonna give you 24-hour protection |
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Well, we don't live together. |
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He's at a hotel 'cause we're separated. |
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My wife and I see someone once a week. |
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It's not, by any chance, Dr. Tobin, is it? |
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I know it's been a rough night, |
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and I'll talk to both of you tomorrow. |
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- Okay. |
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- Mrs. Morgan. |
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This is Marshal Henderson. |
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- Hello. |
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Do you want me to stay tonight? |
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No, no. I think I'm gonna be fine |
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If you think he can handle it. Well... |
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Mrs. Morgan, I have your car right over here. |
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- Well, good night. |
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Mr. Morgan, Marshal Ferber. |
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- Evening, sir. |
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You're in good hands. |
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Yes. Yes, I'm sure. I'm sure. |
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Yeah, it's done. |
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That is good news, Vincent. |
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No problem. |
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Hello? Hi, Marshal Lasky. |
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You're gonna send someone |
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That's good, because, you know, |
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He must be... |
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Can you hold on just a second? |
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Okay, I'm just gonna put you on hold. Okay. |
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Coming. |
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Hi, Mike. |
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Yep, okay. Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Hi. So I guess your guy's already here, |
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because the doorman said |
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What? |
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Hey, how you doing? |
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Okay, okay. Okay. |
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- Get back inside! |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh, my God! |
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Help! |
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Stop pushing the buttons. |
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There's an emergency. |
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Well, I certainly hope so, Marshal. |
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Thank you. Do you mind? Do you mind? |
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Not at all. |
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We checked the building's security camera, |
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but he was pretty careful |
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So is Marshal Henderson okay? |
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He was wearing his vest. He'll be all right. |
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I recommend you both enter |
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- What? |
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- Hang on. Hang on. |
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Do you mean where they send you out |
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- Yeah? Oh, no. |
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- No, no, no, no, no. |
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because I'm sure there are options. |
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And where? What? Where do we go? |
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- We can't reveal that until you're on the jet. |
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- So, it's out of the city? |
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Let's just stay logical |
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and examine all the parameters, |
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I can't leave. |
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Well, we've both got companies to run, |
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- so that's important, but I think... |
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Right. So, who runs my business? |
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All I'm saying is, I think |
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- And what about... |
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...all of our friends and our family? |
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What, we just up and disappear? |
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I mean, we'd leave? That's crazy. |
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Well, we don't know what he's suggesting |
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because you haven't actually |
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- Well... |
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This isn't the first time we've done this. |
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We'll get a list of people to contact. |
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But first, |
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And what happens |
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We'll find him. |
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In the meantime, |
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until we can find a more permanent site. |
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What do you mean by "permanent"? |
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I don't mean permanent. I mean official site. |
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Yeah, but you said permanent. |
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So if you don't catch this guy, |
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then the official site |
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Right, so why don't we just let him |
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Oh, no. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
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Really, I can't. I'm, you know... |
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I'm a New Yorker. You know, |
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I've had bagels in other parts of the country. |
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I don't even like Connecticut. |
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This man is a professional killer. |
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He found you in one night, |
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Wouldn't you rather live someplace else |
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Meryl? |
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I'm thinking. |
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There's nothing to think about. |
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to drag |
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but at this exact moment, |
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I can't commit to spending |
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I know exactly how you feel. |
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This is just a temporary location. |
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We'll look into arranging |
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but first, we've got to get you out of the city. |
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You... I don't... |
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You won't tell me where I'm going, |
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This, 'cause it's pretty? |
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Now that we're on the jet, |
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Ray, Wyoming. |
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Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming? |
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Here are your temporary IDs. |
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You'll be in seclusion, |
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but just in case you run into anybody, |
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Meryl Foster? |
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You'll be under the care |
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He's also the sheriff in town. |
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Meryl, you're Clay's cousin from Chicago. |
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You haven't seen him in five years, |
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- Any questions? |
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We're here. It's time. |
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Marshal Wheeler will take good care of you. |
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You're not coming? |
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I'm going back to find this guy. Good luck. |
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Goodbye. |
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Yeah, thank you, Marshal. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you, Marshal. Thank you. |
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Is that him? |
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If it is, I feel safer already. |
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Oh, my God. |
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What? |
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You're gonna love this. |
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Well, should we be writing this down? |
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Don't worry, they're all over town. |
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Hi, are you... |
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Glad to see you? You bet. |
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- Take your bag? |
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- Thanks. |
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Try to stay awake there, Tom. |
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Welcome to Wyoming. |
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Thank you, hello. |
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Hello. I'm Meryl Morgan. |
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No, I don't think so, ma'am. |
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You mean I've been wrong all these years? |
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You're Meryl Foster. |
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I'm your cousin. |
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You cold? |
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We were just only allowed to bring one bag, |
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so I just packed a ton of underwear |
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Same here. |
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Temperature really drops |
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Let's see about getting you something warm. |
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Thank you. I mean, |
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Sure, there's a Bargain Barn. |
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I've gotta swing by there anyway. |
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I've never been to a Bargain Barn. |
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Are you pulling my leg? |
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They don't have them in New York. |
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What's that got to do with anything? |
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Well, that's why I've never been to one. |
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I'm still not following you. |
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They don't have Bargain Barns in New York, |
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so that's why I've never been to one. |
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We've also never been to one in Chicago, |
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- I see. |
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It's huge. |
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- I had no idea. |
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It's all about bulk. |
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This can't be right. |
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A sweater for $9. 99? |
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It's not right. Look, it's two for one. |
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Come on. |
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Where is menswear? |
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Wait a minute. |
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Okay, look, you see that woman? |
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See that woman? |
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- French bread? |
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- Oh, Lord, she's coming. |
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Actually, the name's Emma, Emma Wheeler, |
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- So... So you're married. |
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Just what you needed, hon. |
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I love them. Do you hunt, Meryl? |
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Just for bargains. |
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"People for the Ethical Treatment |
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So am I. Except mine's |
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You gotta know Emma |
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Sometimes that doesn't even help. |
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Hey, I just wanna say that I think |
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and it'll be an honor to protect you. |
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I hope you'll be real comfortable |
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Thank you. Thank you very much. |
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I must say, I'd imagined Ray to be, |
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But this Bargain Barn is fantastic, |
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and I saw a movie theater down the road, |
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Well, this is Cody. Ray's 45 miles that way, |
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and there is no Bargain Barn there. |
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Here's Ray. |
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That was it. |
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Could we do it again? I think I missed it. |
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Well, if that's Ray, where are we going? |
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A few miles outside of town. |
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We like to get away |
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Come on in. Watch your step, there. |
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Yep. |
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This is it, home sweet home. |
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Well, it's lovely. It's very, very nice. |
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Yes, I love what you've done with |
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the heads. |
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Thanks. Yeah, |
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That's great. I hate when you have |
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Well, I got a brother over in Cheyenne |
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That's handy. |
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Any word from New York? |
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- No, ma'am. |
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No, not me. I had my fill |
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- Chicago. |
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Well, you probably wanna be getting |
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- Okay. |
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We fixed up the spare bedroom. |
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We usually only have one witness at a time. |
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The last one |
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Murdered five people |
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- So you actually do this all the time? |
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About 10 years ago, the government asked |
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Ever since then, a couple of times a year, |
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Been kind of interesting, actually. |
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Now they want me to retire. |
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So, you two are gonna be our last. |
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Well, it's an honor, |
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but Mr. Morgan... |
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We are thinking of seeing a therapist, yeah. |
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So how do you want to handle |
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- Well, I can sleep on a couch. |
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No, no, |
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I'd be fine on a couch. |
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We got an antenna. Got a bunch of DVDs. |
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John Wayne and Clint Eastwood, mostly. |
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That's great. That's great. |
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But I see you have a computer. |
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So that means that you have Internet? |
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We do, but you would need a code. |
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Which you're not gonna give me. |
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No. Trying to contact somebody |
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And I guess the same goes for the phone? |
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'Cause I just have a couple of things |
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Yes, if I could make one quick call, |
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Yeah, and you know, |
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There's no dial tone. |
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There's a code. |
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So I guess that is about it. |
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There's towels and soap in the bath. |
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Great. Terrific. Is there a code? |
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Sorry. Silly. |
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You sure you're going to be happy |
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Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. |
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All right. |
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Good night. |
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Night, night. Night, everyone. |
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Look, Paul, I know how hard you're trying. |
00:30:03 |
And believe me, it would... |
00:30:05 |
It would be so much easier |
00:30:11 |
But |
00:30:14 |
when I look at you, I just feel regret |
00:30:18 |
and sadness |
00:30:20 |
and a deep desire |
00:30:25 |
Listen, that's not a problem. |
00:30:27 |
I am more than willing to hurt myself. |
00:30:31 |
Whatever it takes. |
00:30:32 |
Look, just tell me what to do. Tell me. |
00:30:37 |
I don't know. |
00:30:39 |
I don't know. I'm... |
00:30:41 |
Yeah. Look, the thing is, Meryl, |
00:30:45 |
You know, I'm human, I made a mistake. |
00:30:48 |
No, I know you're not. |
00:30:51 |
But I was so in love with you, |
00:30:57 |
and now I'm just... |
00:31:03 |
I'm just... |
00:31:07 |
I'm so disappointed, |
00:31:13 |
and I don't trust you anymore. |
00:31:22 |
Okay. |
00:31:27 |
Good night. |
00:31:31 |
Night. |
00:33:10 |
Jackie, did you hear about the Morgans? |
00:33:16 |
Of course I heard. I'm totally devastated. |
00:33:18 |
- They're in protective custody. |
00:33:20 |
- What are we going to do? |
00:33:24 |
- Yes? |
00:33:28 |
Sure, send him back. |
00:33:31 |
Can I help you? |
00:33:33 |
If you're busy, I can come back later. |
00:33:35 |
Not at all. He was just leaving. |
00:33:40 |
Yeah, I'm in the market for a two-bedroom. |
00:33:45 |
- Would you have a seat? |
00:33:51 |
Excuse me. |
00:33:55 |
Call me. |
00:33:59 |
I'm Jackie, Mrs. Morgan's assistant. |
00:34:03 |
Can I get one of the other agents |
00:34:07 |
You know, |
00:34:09 |
then I'm sure she's probably worth the wait. |
00:34:11 |
She is. |
00:34:13 |
All right. Well, I'm sorry |
00:34:15 |
Not at all. |
00:34:19 |
That's a nice looking muffin, there. |
00:34:25 |
Enjoy your breakfast. |
00:34:38 |
Howdy. Hope I didn't wake you. |
00:34:41 |
Oh, no. No. I didn't really sleep. |
00:34:45 |
You hungry? |
00:34:49 |
It smells good. |
00:34:53 |
Now, that's impressive. |
00:34:57 |
Wow, look at that, |
00:34:59 |
Do you want sausage or bacon or both |
00:35:03 |
Oh. No, no, thanks. I'm actually a vegetarian. |
00:35:07 |
Morning. |
00:35:08 |
I got news for you, Sheriff. |
00:35:15 |
You never think it's gonna happen |
00:35:19 |
- Howdy. |
00:35:20 |
Morning. Morning. |
00:35:22 |
Morning. |
00:35:23 |
- Morning. |
00:35:26 |
Not brilliantly. It's very, very quiet, isn't it? |
00:35:30 |
I thought I could actually hear |
00:35:32 |
Yeah, I know. I kept praying for a siren. |
00:35:35 |
Yes, or a rumbling subway or something. |
00:35:38 |
Speaking of New York, |
00:35:42 |
No, ma'am. And you can ask every 5 minutes. |
00:35:46 |
When they tell me, I'll tell you. |
00:35:49 |
I saw a photo of a young man. |
00:35:53 |
That's our boy, Clay Jr. |
00:35:57 |
Does he live in Ray, too? |
00:35:58 |
No, he married a girl from Omaha |
00:36:03 |
- The big city? |
00:36:06 |
Here you go. |
00:36:09 |
home fries, homemade biscuits |
00:36:12 |
- Can I get you anything else? |
00:36:20 |
We're gonna make our rounds. |
00:36:25 |
Fewer people see you, the safer you are. |
00:36:28 |
Which is a shame, |
00:36:31 |
Help yourself to anything in the fridge |
00:36:34 |
We'II be back in a couple of hours. |
00:36:36 |
- Thank you. |
00:36:43 |
I can't believe this is happening. |
00:36:47 |
Well, at least you didn't have |
00:36:49 |
I feel my organs shutting down one by one. |
00:36:54 |
I thought Disneyland |
00:36:57 |
No, no, no. |
00:37:00 |
Ray is the friendliest place. |
00:37:01 |
People probably get them confused |
00:37:09 |
What if we never get out of here? |
00:37:12 |
What if we never go to Lincoln Center again, |
00:37:15 |
or see our friends, or sit on the Great Lawn |
00:37:19 |
or watch Shakespeare in the Park, |
00:37:23 |
Oh, God. Do you know |
00:37:26 |
lt'd be weeks and it would be cold! |
00:37:28 |
Okay, stop, stop, stop. Now, listen to me. |
00:37:31 |
We are here, |
00:37:33 |
There's no phone calls to make, |
00:37:35 |
there's no connections to work, |
00:37:38 |
I think that you should treat it as a vacation, |
00:37:44 |
- Okay. |
00:37:46 |
Okay, you're right. Okay. |
00:37:50 |
There. Lovely. |
00:37:53 |
Oh, God, I'm going mad! I can't take it! |
00:37:55 |
Well, at least you gave it your best shot. |
00:38:01 |
- They did say not to leave. |
00:38:06 |
Well, perhaps I should come with you, |
00:38:09 |
And I'd really rather not be left here |
00:38:33 |
Oh, God, I can't breathe. The air is too clean. |
00:38:39 |
Oh, God. |
00:38:43 |
- All right, I'm gonna shower. |
00:38:55 |
Paul? |
00:38:58 |
- Paul, don't move. |
00:39:01 |
There's a bear behind you. |
00:39:04 |
Yes. Yes, there is. |
00:39:07 |
Oh, shit. Just, shit. |
00:39:10 |
Wait! No, no, no, no! No, don't run! |
00:39:15 |
Wait, hold on. I'm gonna go get it, okay? |
00:39:18 |
What? Come back. Meryl! Meryl, come back. |
00:39:23 |
Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. Meryl. |
00:39:25 |
Okay. Oh, God. Okay. Well, "Keep calm." |
00:39:31 |
Okay. "Avoid direct eye contact, |
00:39:39 |
Nice to meet you. |
00:39:41 |
My wife is a member of PETA. |
00:39:45 |
- "Don't shoot a bear..." |
00:39:47 |
"...because the bear |
00:39:50 |
"to maul the shooter severely." |
00:39:52 |
I don't have a gun! |
00:39:54 |
Soothing. Soothing, soothing. |
00:39:57 |
So sorry. Sorry. I don't have a gun. No gun. |
00:40:01 |
- Wait. There's one last thing. |
00:40:05 |
You know, you don't need to hear this. |
00:40:07 |
- What is it? |
00:40:09 |
"As a last resort, |
00:40:13 |
"covering your neck and your head |
00:40:17 |
I didn't need to hear that. |
00:40:18 |
Well, I know that! I told you that! See? |
00:40:21 |
- This is exactly what you do... |
00:40:23 |
...every single time. |
00:40:25 |
- Oh, my God, Paul! He's coming! |
00:40:27 |
- Run! |
00:40:29 |
Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! |
00:40:36 |
- Oh, my God. My eyes! |
00:40:39 |
Yeah, he's going. We're gonna be okay. |
00:40:41 |
- I'm blind! I can't see! |
00:40:44 |
- Oh, wow, that was close. |
00:40:46 |
My God. |
00:41:00 |
Oh, Lord. |
00:41:07 |
There you go. |
00:41:09 |
Okay. Let's have a look-see here. |
00:41:13 |
- You're from Chicago, Mrs. Foster? |
00:41:17 |
I've always dreamed about Chicago. |
00:41:20 |
Well, I'm sure one day you'll get there. |
00:41:23 |
Oh, no, I don't wanna go. |
00:41:30 |
Is it gonna be much longer? |
00:41:33 |
- Oh, Lord in heaven. |
00:41:37 |
Oh, look at him. He's a mess. |
00:41:47 |
Laughter really is the best medicine. |
00:41:53 |
So, you sprayed yourself with bear spray, |
00:41:56 |
Oh, no. Actually, I sprayed him. |
00:42:00 |
Anyway, do you think |
00:42:04 |
Well, I'm the only doctor in town, |
00:42:09 |
Do everything from geriatrics to pediatrics. |
00:42:11 |
Wow, well, don't wanna confuse those two. |
00:42:14 |
No. No, you don't. |
00:42:16 |
That is the great thing about being a doctor |
00:42:20 |
Anyway, physiologically it's all the same. |
00:42:25 |
So, let's see if we can't take care |
00:42:29 |
You see, just calling it a boo-boo |
00:42:33 |
Let's go next door to the exam room. |
00:42:35 |
Say, would you like to come along, |
00:42:37 |
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'll wait here. |
00:42:39 |
Let me help you there, Mr. Foster. |
00:42:44 |
Here, let's take a little visit |
00:43:29 |
You've reached Trish Pinger |
00:43:32 |
Please leave a message. |
00:43:36 |
Hi, Trish. This is Meryl Foster... |
00:43:41 |
I was just calling to thank you so much |
00:43:46 |
but I'm now sort of |
00:43:49 |
I might be relocating, |
00:43:53 |
I might be God knows where. |
00:43:56 |
I bet I sound really stable right now, right? |
00:43:59 |
Probably can't believe |
00:44:16 |
Very soothing before bed. |
00:44:21 |
- Okay. Good night. |
00:44:32 |
Paul? |
00:44:35 |
I called the Gotham Adoption Agency. |
00:44:41 |
I filed for adoption two months ago. |
00:44:47 |
You did? |
00:44:49 |
So I wanted to tell them |
00:45:00 |
Two months ago? |
00:45:03 |
Must've been a big decision for you. |
00:45:05 |
Well, I really thought about telling you, |
00:45:11 |
And to be honest, |
00:45:13 |
you know, from the time that we started |
00:45:16 |
you weren't exactly supportive. |
00:45:17 |
Well, you know, I always find it almost |
00:45:20 |
because between the fertility doctors |
00:45:23 |
and the woman |
00:45:25 |
Oh, man, come on. |
00:45:28 |
...that I was pretty supportive. |
00:45:29 |
Was I enjoying having sex on a schedule |
00:45:33 |
Maybe not as much as I should've done, |
00:45:35 |
Or talking about reproducing |
00:45:38 |
It wasn't every second of every day. |
00:45:42 |
Yes, and I wanted to be a father. |
00:45:44 |
I was the one who suggested adoption |
00:45:46 |
Then why did we never meet |
00:45:48 |
Because, by that time, |
00:45:53 |
that they would not have let us raise |
00:45:55 |
You know I was wired |
00:45:57 |
and I am not normally that crazy. |
00:46:00 |
And instead of you staying home |
00:46:04 |
you flew off to LA on a business meeting, |
00:46:08 |
- Oh, right. |
00:46:10 |
I slept with someone else, and I'm sorry. |
00:46:12 |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. |
00:46:15 |
I don't know how many times |
00:46:17 |
I think you are being completely irrational. |
00:46:19 |
These two are worse than Vito the Butcher. |
00:46:22 |
I'd really prefer it if you'd not tell me |
00:46:24 |
- It's quite annoying. |
00:46:26 |
- Don't lawyer me. |
00:46:27 |
I wish there was some way |
00:46:30 |
Yeah. Muzzles. |
00:46:32 |
- I think you are being unreasonable. |
00:46:35 |
Is that helpful? Is that constructive? |
00:46:39 |
It's mature. I don't know if it's "mature." |
00:46:42 |
Oh, that is mature, yes. Mock my accent. |
00:46:45 |
We have got to get them out of the house. |
00:46:51 |
I didn't know what to do. |
00:46:54 |
- all these clients. |
00:46:55 |
She's the president of the firm. |
00:46:58 |
and everyone is looking at me like, |
00:47:01 |
I'm gonna lose my job. |
00:47:04 |
Well, I've got news for you. Even with him... |
00:47:08 |
Meryl Morgan's office. She's not in today. |
00:47:12 |
Hello, Miss Pinger. |
00:47:15 |
What? Meryl called you. Yesterday. |
00:47:19 |
Do you happen to have that number? |
00:47:23 |
Yes, if you could just hold. |
00:47:27 |
Hold on, just one moment. Yes, go ahead. |
00:47:33 |
Thank you so much, Miss Pinger. All right. |
00:47:43 |
This is Mike, Clarence, Jackson and Windy. |
00:47:46 |
This is the one |
00:47:48 |
No, sorry. |
00:47:52 |
And I had, once, |
00:47:58 |
It was from the carousel in Central Park, |
00:48:01 |
You ride, Paul? |
00:48:03 |
Well, I do a little bit, yes. |
00:48:07 |
You had riding lessons? |
00:48:10 |
Well, I never knew that. |
00:48:12 |
Yeah, well, I don't tell you everything, so... |
00:48:15 |
Yeah. I knew that. |
00:48:23 |
Go get her. |
00:48:37 |
Hey! Hey! I'm not on my horse! |
00:48:43 |
Get back on, |
00:49:03 |
- Annie Oakley. |
00:49:04 |
All right. Come on, Meryl, your turn. |
00:49:08 |
All right, let's just get this over with. |
00:49:10 |
All right. This is a loaded gun, |
00:49:12 |
so you don't point it at another person |
00:49:14 |
- Okay? |
00:49:15 |
And are you left-handed or right-handed? |
00:49:19 |
Well, you know, I write with my left hand, |
00:49:21 |
but I play tennis and I play badminton |
00:49:24 |
I text with my right hand. I cut, right? |
00:49:26 |
Okay, we're gonna do it like this. |
00:49:31 |
Now, when that gun goes off, |
00:49:34 |
- into your shoulder, okay? |
00:49:36 |
Don't put your finger on the trigger |
00:49:39 |
All right. |
00:49:53 |
This is nothing. You should see |
00:50:11 |
There you go. |
00:50:13 |
- Blew its head off. |
00:50:15 |
- Wow, it's very, very loud. |
00:50:20 |
No, no, no. 'Cause I got two more cans. |
00:50:21 |
I'm just gonna cock the gun for you. |
00:50:24 |
Fascinating. A week ago, |
00:50:28 |
- All right. It's loaded and ready to go. |
00:50:31 |
Keep your finger off the trigger |
00:50:40 |
Missed. |
00:50:42 |
- I think it's my turn now, isn't it? |
00:50:44 |
I think you'll find it's my turn. |
00:50:46 |
- I'm not done. I'm on a roll. |
00:50:49 |
This thing is loaded. |
00:50:51 |
I'm gonna have to give you two |
00:50:55 |
- Paul's turn. |
00:50:58 |
You're rude. Selfish. |
00:51:00 |
- Just do like your wife did. |
00:51:04 |
Get a hold of it, relax. |
00:51:10 |
Just relax. Find your target. |
00:51:16 |
Bollocks. God in heaven, that hurt. Agony. |
00:51:20 |
- Missed. |
00:51:22 |
Could you take that for me just a second? |
00:51:25 |
- Meryl, I think I have a welt. |
00:51:27 |
Quite a big welt. |
00:51:29 |
Look at that. Do you see that? |
00:51:31 |
- Yes, it's quite big. |
00:51:35 |
Yeah, real easy to hurt your shoulder |
00:51:38 |
I didn't. |
00:51:40 |
Could you just wait outside? |
00:51:46 |
You ever shoot before, Meryl? |
00:51:47 |
Nope. Never held a gun before in my life. |
00:51:50 |
Although I could've used one |
00:51:53 |
I'm a real estate broker. |
00:51:54 |
- You kidding? |
00:51:57 |
My mom is getting on |
00:52:02 |
I can't get any bites on her house. |
00:52:08 |
Well, it's lovely. |
00:52:10 |
But, you know, when the market's like this, |
00:52:11 |
you really need to focus more |
00:52:14 |
I mean, just, you know, |
00:52:17 |
I think maybe the chair |
00:52:21 |
it looks very, very comfortable, |
00:52:23 |
but have you ever considered |
00:52:26 |
No. |
00:52:28 |
Well, just think about it. It's... |
00:52:31 |
- I will. |
00:52:32 |
Would you mind coming out |
00:52:34 |
Not at all. |
00:52:37 |
Can you spare her, Paul? |
00:52:39 |
Yeah, absolutely. |
00:52:42 |
The shoulder, I mean. Shoulder. |
00:52:45 |
That's not separated. |
00:52:47 |
It's a tiny little bruise. |
00:52:53 |
- Hi there. Hey. |
00:52:56 |
How's your arm feeling? |
00:52:57 |
It's nothing. It's nothing. I just went |
00:53:01 |
Can I give you a hand, there? |
00:53:05 |
- If you're up to it. |
00:53:14 |
So, I really just wanted to apologize |
00:53:19 |
for any trouble we may have caused you. |
00:53:22 |
a certain amount of screaming and shouting |
00:53:26 |
That's okay. I know what it's like. |
00:53:31 |
Really? |
00:53:33 |
You see, that's quite comforting to hear, |
00:53:37 |
We are. But it doesn't mean we haven't |
00:53:42 |
Really? |
00:53:44 |
How did you two patch things up, |
00:53:48 |
Well, |
00:53:52 |
he bought me a Remington. 270 with |
00:53:58 |
And he gave me some cows. I love cows. |
00:54:02 |
Brilliant. Brilliant. |
00:54:04 |
I wish I had thought of the cows thing. |
00:54:06 |
Yeah, there was this one time, |
00:54:11 |
Something about his brother. |
00:54:14 |
It's not important. |
00:54:16 |
But, anyway, it got to where |
00:54:20 |
and he asked me out on a date. |
00:54:27 |
A date? |
00:54:28 |
Yeah. Just like two kids in high school. |
00:54:32 |
He asked me out, we went out to dinner, |
00:54:36 |
we talked and it worked like magic. |
00:54:40 |
Very interesting. |
00:54:42 |
Well, speaking of work, |
00:54:43 |
I think we're probably |
00:54:46 |
so I'll talk to you later. |
00:54:53 |
Thanks for coming. |
00:54:55 |
I just want to point out a few things. |
00:54:57 |
This whole railing is brand-new, |
00:55:01 |
Fresh coat of paint. |
00:55:02 |
So I don't know if you guys wanna |
00:55:06 |
- I'm staying with you. |
00:55:10 |
- I'm taking my boots off and climbing. |
00:55:13 |
do you want to go look around |
00:55:15 |
- Yeah. |
00:55:17 |
'cause I'm gonna have |
00:55:19 |
Oh, and you know that kitchen wall? |
00:55:20 |
Show them, it's not bearing, |
00:55:22 |
You can build |
00:55:26 |
What's up? |
00:55:28 |
This may sound strange, |
00:55:33 |
but would you like to go on a date with me? |
00:55:35 |
You know, that does sound strange. |
00:55:37 |
It's been a while since we dined together. |
00:55:40 |
Well, we just had dinner in New York. |
00:55:42 |
And I thought that went well |
00:55:45 |
- Hey, Meryl, you coming? |
00:55:48 |
Shall we say 7:30? |
00:55:51 |
I am told it is the only place |
00:55:55 |
And it'll just be a chance to sit and talk |
00:56:00 |
And the infidelity. And the separation. |
00:56:06 |
I will pay. |
00:56:08 |
Well, I mean, if you're gonna pay. |
00:56:22 |
Luckily, I called ahead |
00:56:25 |
You must know someone. |
00:56:26 |
And I know you said no more presents, |
00:56:28 |
but I went online, |
00:56:31 |
and downloaded a CD of New York noises |
00:56:34 |
Car horns, subways, |
00:56:38 |
I think you might actually be on here. |
00:56:41 |
- Well, thank you. |
00:56:43 |
- Two salads. |
00:56:45 |
Actually, I had asked for mine |
00:56:49 |
I thought you were kidding. |
00:56:51 |
Yeah, I know, that always gets a laugh. |
00:56:54 |
Have you been a waitress a long time, Kelly? |
00:56:55 |
Forever. |
00:56:57 |
I can't get by on nursing. |
00:57:00 |
That's so unfair. |
00:57:02 |
It's not so bad. Most people in Ray |
00:57:05 |
- I'm also Assistant Fire Chief. |
00:57:09 |
Then could you ask the gentleman |
00:57:14 |
Yeah, I can't do that. |
00:57:17 |
- Well, why's it called Annette's? |
00:57:21 |
She divorced him about 10 years ago. |
00:57:28 |
Excuse me? |
00:57:31 |
Hi. I'm Meryl Foster. I'm Clay's cousin. |
00:57:34 |
And this is my husband, Paul. |
00:57:38 |
Howdy-do? I'm Earl Granger. |
00:57:43 |
- Howdy. |
00:57:44 |
I was just wondering, |
00:57:47 |
blowing the smoke in another direction? |
00:57:51 |
Thank you. |
00:57:54 |
Chicago? |
00:57:56 |
I don't know how you do things in Chicago, |
00:58:00 |
but this is God-fearing American country. |
00:58:03 |
We don't take kindly to outsiders |
00:58:08 |
Well, people in Chicago are just as American |
00:58:13 |
I mean, not me, specifically. I'm an agnostic. |
00:58:17 |
Next thing you'll be telling us |
00:58:20 |
Well, I mean, |
00:58:23 |
Fourteen. And we know who they are. |
00:58:27 |
Thirteen, honey. |
00:58:30 |
Bill Herr died a month ago. |
00:58:32 |
Of natural causes, or is he... |
00:58:34 |
You're not getting smart with me, |
00:58:38 |
You know what I did to the last man |
00:58:43 |
I stole his crumpet. |
00:58:48 |
Doc. |
00:58:49 |
Howdy, Fosters. How are you tonight? |
00:58:51 |
Good. We just had |
00:58:55 |
- Must be Earl's night off. |
00:59:02 |
You okay? |
00:59:05 |
Well, we just need to call Clay and Emma. |
00:59:09 |
They're playing poker |
00:59:13 |
Here, just take my truck. |
00:59:17 |
We couldn't possibly. |
00:59:21 |
I don't need it till tomorrow. |
00:59:25 |
Really? |
00:59:27 |
Yeah, around here, everybody leaves |
00:59:31 |
You don't do that in the city? |
00:59:34 |
Well, people do take each other's cars, but... |
00:59:37 |
Yes, yeah, but the return policy's a bit fuzzy. |
00:59:41 |
- Well, you be sure to return mine, all right? |
00:59:45 |
- Thank you. |
00:59:47 |
- Yeah. |
00:59:49 |
- Which one was it? |
00:59:58 |
Are we lost? |
00:59:59 |
Certainly not. |
01:00:02 |
And left at the second big rock? |
01:00:06 |
Second big rock? |
01:00:08 |
Oh, no, then we are lost. |
01:00:13 |
No, I'm not. I'm gonna go 'round. Hang on. |
01:00:22 |
- Can I ask you something? |
01:00:25 |
Why her? |
01:00:30 |
You want to discuss this now? |
01:00:34 |
Yeah, I know it's probably |
01:00:36 |
But why her? |
01:00:39 |
I mean, you meet lots of women. |
01:00:44 |
why her? |
01:00:49 |
Who said she was pretty? |
01:00:52 |
A leper, really. I mean, |
01:00:55 |
I googled her. |
01:00:58 |
Yeah, I just looked under |
01:01:03 |
She's pretty. |
01:01:09 |
So, what's she like? |
01:01:17 |
She's reserved. I don't know, a bit cynical. |
01:01:22 |
Yeah, no, I can see that. That makes sense. |
01:01:26 |
It was probably like, you know, |
01:01:30 |
going to a spa, you know, very quiet |
01:01:35 |
and cool and laid back, |
01:01:38 |
and nobody nagging you |
01:01:42 |
like some crazy, neurotic woodpecker |
01:01:46 |
who won't let go of an issue |
01:01:48 |
It was nothing. It was nothing. |
01:01:54 |
You know, I was stupid. |
01:01:57 |
I was upset about us. |
01:01:59 |
And it just happened, and I did not enjoy it. |
01:02:03 |
I was feeling guilty the whole time, |
01:02:12 |
And you are, easily, |
01:02:16 |
the sexiest, most exciting woman |
01:02:19 |
I have ever been with |
01:02:34 |
I sort of believe you. |
01:02:41 |
Good. |
01:02:44 |
Progress. |
01:02:49 |
Maybe it wasn't the fragrance. |
01:02:54 |
Very possible. |
01:03:21 |
- Hi, Kelly. |
01:03:23 |
Hi. |
01:03:35 |
- Hi. |
01:03:37 |
Lucy. |
01:03:44 |
- Doc. |
01:03:46 |
Howdy, Fosters. |
01:03:50 |
It's a store. It's a real store. |
01:03:56 |
Of course they haven't got cashmere. |
01:03:58 |
And when they say they haven't, |
01:04:00 |
Sorry. You never know. |
01:04:03 |
So you're a lawyer. |
01:04:08 |
Sort of. |
01:04:10 |
Well, this is about my granddaughter, Lucy. |
01:04:13 |
She's gonna be the next American Idol. |
01:04:17 |
Is she? Well, that's great. |
01:04:21 |
See, her dad's sick, |
01:04:26 |
So that leaves it up to old Grandpa |
01:04:31 |
Truth is, I need a will. |
01:04:36 |
Okay, well, the problem is, |
01:04:41 |
- What do you practice? |
01:04:45 |
Hey, listen, I gotta go. |
01:04:46 |
I told Doc that I would help him |
01:04:48 |
So I'm just gonna go and shower, |
01:04:54 |
I've got my financials clear back to 1953. |
01:04:58 |
Good, great. That sounds fun. |
01:05:01 |
Okay. Okay. Well, you know what? |
01:05:04 |
Despite our cultural differences, |
01:05:10 |
Or not. It's completely up to you. |
01:05:23 |
I 18. |
01:05:25 |
- Do we have it? |
01:05:27 |
- Window shut. |
01:05:32 |
We got N 3-2. |
01:05:35 |
N. N 32. |
01:05:39 |
- N 3-2. |
01:05:43 |
Really well. Yes. I made him such a beautiful |
01:05:46 |
Well, look at you, country lawyer. |
01:05:48 |
Well, look at you. |
01:05:50 |
Word is that Doc had an offer |
01:05:52 |
Yeah. She's incredible, right out the gate. |
01:05:54 |
Well, it was just past the second big rock, |
01:05:56 |
location, location, location. |
01:05:58 |
Next up is B 4. B 4. |
01:06:05 |
That's so funny. "B 4," like "before." |
01:06:12 |
Like "B dash 4 and after." |
01:06:17 |
Never a fire when you need one. |
01:06:19 |
G 46. That's G 4-6. |
01:06:23 |
Oh, my God. Bingo! |
01:06:24 |
- Bingo, bingo! Bingo! |
01:06:28 |
Yes. Yes! |
01:06:33 |
Come here. |
01:06:35 |
Why are we so happy? |
01:06:36 |
- We just won $15! That's three sweaters! |
01:06:41 |
Please listen to me. |
01:06:44 |
We've been over this, Jackie. |
01:06:47 |
We could be endangering their safety. |
01:06:50 |
My God, you're a scared little man. |
01:06:52 |
Haven't you ever done anything |
01:06:57 |
307-179-9048. |
01:07:06 |
Hello. It's Jackie Drake, |
01:07:09 |
Adam! |
01:07:14 |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I am so sorry. |
01:07:18 |
I took a self-defense course. |
01:07:22 |
Would you like to go to a movie |
01:07:36 |
- I don't know... |
01:07:38 |
- An exciting game. |
01:07:40 |
- Congratulations. |
01:07:42 |
See you tomorrow. |
01:07:45 |
- Good night. |
01:07:47 |
Night. |
01:07:59 |
- Okay. I... Good night. |
01:08:29 |
Come in. |
01:08:35 |
Hello. |
01:08:37 |
Hi. Are you asleep? |
01:08:40 |
Very much so, yes. |
01:08:42 |
I hate to interrupt that, |
01:08:48 |
Good God. |
01:08:51 |
Is that right? |
01:08:55 |
I don't know. |
01:08:58 |
I've never seen anything like it in New York |
01:09:06 |
"Let me not to the marriage of true minds |
01:09:12 |
"L ove is not love |
01:09:16 |
"Or bends with the remover to remove |
01:09:20 |
"O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark |
01:09:25 |
"That looks on tempests |
01:09:33 |
It's Shakespeare, from our wedding. |
01:09:36 |
Was he there? We never got his gift. |
01:09:41 |
- It was my vows to you. |
01:09:45 |
Although, at the time, |
01:09:47 |
I was so disappointed when I found out. |
01:09:50 |
Do you remember your vows to me? |
01:09:55 |
"There was once a girl from Nantucket" |
01:09:58 |
- No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. |
01:10:02 |
My God, it's amazing how many stars. |
01:10:05 |
"I promise never to take you for granted |
01:10:10 |
"Or utter a word unkind |
01:10:13 |
"Never allow my affections to be recanted |
01:10:16 |
"Or stop marveling at your behind |
01:10:20 |
"To also marvel at your warmth, your wit |
01:10:24 |
"Your refusal to condone animal slaughter |
01:10:28 |
"Your wisdom, your laugh |
01:10:31 |
"Your inability to boil water |
01:10:35 |
"To be your best friend for the rest of my life |
01:10:38 |
"And to thank the God you're not sure about |
01:10:40 |
"For fooling you into being my wife" |
01:10:54 |
And the next thing I heard was, |
01:10:57 |
"Do you, Meryl Judith Becker, take this man |
01:11:00 |
And I said, "I do." |
01:11:02 |
You did, and then I heard, |
01:11:04 |
"Do you, Paul Michael Morgan, take this |
01:11:08 |
And your mother said, "He doesn't! '" |
01:11:10 |
But I ignored her, and then I heard, |
01:11:13 |
And then I don't remember. |
01:11:19 |
- "You may kiss the bride." |
01:11:26 |
- You may kiss the bride. |
01:11:28 |
And then we had the buffet, beginning |
01:11:35 |
You may kiss the bride. |
01:11:41 |
May I? |
01:11:48 |
You sure? |
01:11:49 |
I'm wavering, honestly. |
01:12:20 |
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. |
01:12:23 |
Sorry, a bit out of practice. |
01:12:26 |
Ow! |
01:12:29 |
What do you mean, "Ow"? |
01:12:37 |
Hey, Marshal Lasky. |
01:12:40 |
Yes, sir. |
01:12:42 |
Right. All right. |
01:12:45 |
Take care. |
01:12:47 |
They got your separate sites ready, |
01:12:49 |
and they want you to leave |
01:12:51 |
- Tomorrow? |
01:12:54 |
Wow. That soon, eh? |
01:12:55 |
Well, the good news |
01:12:59 |
And the rodeo dance. |
01:13:02 |
Yes, yes. |
01:13:09 |
Dr. Simmons' office. |
01:13:10 |
Yeah, is this the Dr. Simmons |
01:13:13 |
No, this is the Dr. Simmons |
01:13:16 |
Sorry, my mistake. |
01:13:22 |
There's someone using your name |
01:13:41 |
You know what? |
01:13:44 |
I think that's about it for me. |
01:13:46 |
- Really? |
01:13:47 |
Well, I probably did tire you out |
01:13:50 |
God, I was amazing. |
01:13:52 |
Yeah, I'm really glad I was there to see it. |
01:13:55 |
Yeah. |
01:13:58 |
- All right. |
01:14:01 |
With regard to the whole adoption thing, |
01:14:05 |
it is possible |
01:14:08 |
You would be a terrific mother, |
01:14:10 |
caring, supportive |
01:14:13 |
I know! I'm so looking forward to that. |
01:14:15 |
But I am not sure that I would be good at it. |
01:14:19 |
Really? That's what you're worried about? |
01:14:21 |
A bit, yes, yes. |
01:14:25 |
What makes you think |
01:14:27 |
Well, if I had to pick one thing, |
01:14:33 |
I would say it was the mouse. |
01:14:36 |
What are you talking about? |
01:14:37 |
Don't you remember? You know, |
01:14:40 |
and then all of a sudden, |
01:14:42 |
- Yes, yes. The shaky granola. Yes. |
01:14:47 |
and, you know, you could have just |
01:14:49 |
but instead, you stood there for hours |
01:14:55 |
using Jarlsberg from Zabar's. |
01:14:57 |
Yeah, a terrible waste of cheese, seeing |
01:15:02 |
And when I saw that, I just... |
01:15:07 |
I knew you'd be a great father. |
01:15:11 |
Especially if we adopt a rodent. |
01:15:13 |
Thank you for being honest. |
01:15:16 |
Listen, while I am speaking honestly, |
01:15:20 |
I wondered if we might also discuss |
01:15:23 |
- I don't want to pressure you... |
01:15:24 |
Actually, no, I've been thinking about it, too. |
01:15:29 |
You know, why don't you finish your jog, |
01:15:30 |
and we'll talk about it |
01:15:34 |
Okay. |
01:15:36 |
- Take the bear spray. |
01:15:40 |
- Take the bear flyer. |
01:15:55 |
Clay? |
01:15:57 |
Come on in. |
01:16:04 |
- Hey, Clay? |
01:16:06 |
Hey, I was just looking for Emma |
01:16:08 |
Is she around? I just wanted to talk to her. |
01:16:10 |
She's gone into Cody for supplies. |
01:16:16 |
It's just... |
01:16:17 |
As you can probably see, things are going |
01:16:21 |
but, you know, some very big decisions |
01:16:26 |
and the possibility |
01:16:30 |
and the fact is that, |
01:16:31 |
well, I slept with someone else |
01:16:36 |
Emma will be back in about an hour. |
01:16:41 |
Well, I kind of don't know what to do. |
01:16:46 |
Grab a bucket. |
01:16:50 |
Okay. |
01:16:59 |
So which of these are skim? |
01:17:05 |
Put your bucket under there. Get that stool. |
01:17:09 |
Grab a hold of a teat. |
01:17:12 |
Good luck. |
01:17:17 |
Well, you know, |
01:17:19 |
what Paul doesn't know won't hurt him, |
01:17:21 |
and on some level, I guess |
01:17:24 |
But how can I expect complete honesty |
01:17:29 |
I mean, |
01:17:32 |
Could be. |
01:17:36 |
I don't hear much helping going on |
01:17:39 |
Sorry. |
01:17:43 |
Oh, God! |
01:17:47 |
- Does this hurt them? |
01:17:55 |
I get it. |
01:17:58 |
Yeah, I get it. |
01:18:00 |
You're telling me to be honest |
01:18:03 |
but to be gentle. |
01:18:05 |
I was telling you to ease up on her teat. |
01:18:08 |
But I guess it works both ways. |
01:18:11 |
- That's very wise. |
01:18:17 |
That stuff you're talking about isn't easy. |
01:18:20 |
It's like that book, Men Are From Mars, |
01:18:23 |
You read that book? |
01:18:25 |
I read the cover. |
01:18:39 |
Ringer! |
01:18:41 |
I give up, Clay. You're too good. |
01:19:00 |
Well, hello there. I'm glad you came. |
01:19:16 |
Thank you, Ray! |
01:19:18 |
Keep your dancing shoes on |
01:19:23 |
- Come on, you're dancing. |
01:19:44 |
- I wanna tell you something. |
01:19:45 |
- I'm very light on my feet. |
01:19:49 |
But something else. |
01:19:53 |
I think we should go |
01:19:59 |
You do? |
01:20:02 |
Yeah. |
01:20:05 |
- Well, that is so great. |
01:20:08 |
- That is so great! |
01:20:26 |
And one other thing. |
01:20:28 |
Yeah? |
01:20:30 |
While we were separated, |
01:20:32 |
I slept with someone else. |
01:20:36 |
Switch partners! |
01:20:59 |
It just happened once. |
01:21:01 |
Once. |
01:21:03 |
Really, and it was just because I was just... |
01:21:06 |
I was feeling, you know, |
01:21:13 |
- You're upset. |
01:21:15 |
I'm... What am I? |
01:21:18 |
If you're gonna be mad, be mad, |
01:21:20 |
but please, please don't stop talking to me. |
01:21:24 |
Yell, scream, I don't care. |
01:21:28 |
There is nothing to scream about. |
01:21:30 |
We were separated. You're an adult. |
01:21:36 |
- Hey, Paul. |
01:21:46 |
- Do you wanna ask me something? |
01:22:02 |
- Do you mind? |
01:22:17 |
Do you wanna talk? |
01:22:19 |
No, no. Unless you do. |
01:22:22 |
I always wanna talk. |
01:22:25 |
Go ahead. |
01:22:31 |
It's okay. Never mind. |
01:22:59 |
Hey, folks, come on down to Ray Rodeo. |
01:23:01 |
Calf ropin', bull ridin', |
01:23:03 |
pie-eating contest, great barbecue. |
01:23:21 |
Hey, excuse me. |
01:23:23 |
- How you doing? |
01:23:26 |
I'm looking for two friends of mine, |
01:23:29 |
Oh, the Fosters. |
01:23:32 |
They're probably on their way to the rodeo, |
01:23:35 |
Wheelers. And where's that? |
01:23:38 |
Okay, so go down this road, and when |
01:23:41 |
And then, when you come |
01:23:56 |
Morning. |
01:23:58 |
Better shake a leg if you want to eat. |
01:24:02 |
Do you know where Paul is? |
01:24:06 |
Thank you. |
01:24:18 |
Hey, can I ask you a question? |
01:24:22 |
Who do you think this is fooling? |
01:24:25 |
Isn't this... |
01:24:27 |
I mean, isn't this what screwed us up |
01:24:31 |
Is it? Is it really? Sorry, it was stupid of me. |
01:24:33 |
I thought it was sleeping with other people, |
01:24:36 |
All right, you know what? Never mind. |
01:24:38 |
All right. What would you like me to do? |
01:24:39 |
Would you like me to beg for information? |
01:24:41 |
- What was his name? |
01:24:44 |
Larry? Are you serious? |
01:24:47 |
Larry. |
01:24:48 |
You know, he's recently divorced. |
01:24:50 |
It's fine, it's fine, I think I got the picture. |
01:24:51 |
And then you probably had a few drinks, |
01:24:53 |
and you moaned |
01:24:54 |
and then you went back to his apartment. |
01:24:56 |
Well, no, no. |
01:24:59 |
Went back to our apartment. |
01:25:01 |
Right, we're selling the place. |
01:25:03 |
- Probably... |
01:25:05 |
Look, we both made mistakes. |
01:25:08 |
I made a mistake, yours seems |
01:25:12 |
Are you serious? |
01:25:15 |
I mean, do you... Do you not know me at all? |
01:25:18 |
You think that I would sleep with someone |
01:25:21 |
I would sleep with someone to hurt you? |
01:25:23 |
Well, at this point, |
01:25:25 |
- Oh, my God. Screw you. |
01:25:27 |
- Meryl. Can I just... Can I speak? |
01:25:29 |
- No. Not to me. |
01:25:32 |
Ready to go? |
01:25:33 |
I think I'm gonna pass on the rodeo. Sorry. |
01:25:35 |
Yeah. Sorry, me, too. |
01:25:38 |
I have a lot of packing to do. |
01:25:40 |
Sorry. |
01:25:43 |
Okay, then. |
01:25:47 |
Hold on. |
01:25:52 |
I know it's none of my business, |
01:25:55 |
but I've watched you two |
01:25:58 |
laughing together |
01:26:03 |
I don't find them funny, |
01:26:06 |
but I think that you can always tell a lot |
01:26:11 |
by the fact that they still laugh together. |
01:26:17 |
Thanks, I appreciate that. |
01:26:21 |
And, I think... Yeah, I think he's funny. |
01:26:25 |
He makes me laugh. |
01:26:28 |
But if we're gonna stay together, then, |
01:26:33 |
you know, I guess |
01:26:37 |
and I won't expect everything from him, |
01:26:40 |
and he won't expect everything |
01:26:42 |
You should expect everything |
01:26:46 |
Marriage doesn't make any sense! |
01:26:49 |
You gotta stop thinking about it, |
01:26:50 |
and just get over |
01:26:58 |
Look, I figured if she said something, |
01:27:01 |
Oh, God. Come on, honey, let's just go. |
01:27:07 |
We'll pick you up |
01:27:11 |
I declare. |
01:27:13 |
I have not heard you talk that much in... |
01:27:15 |
Well, I had to offer my two bits' worth. |
01:27:59 |
Shit! |
01:28:10 |
- What was that? |
01:28:11 |
- Oh, my God, it's him! |
01:28:14 |
- No, no. The phone has a code. |
01:28:27 |
Excuse me. |
01:28:28 |
What are you, kidding? |
01:28:42 |
Oh, my God. I'm out of bullets. |
01:28:44 |
Something I never expected to hear you say. |
01:28:48 |
We'll go out the back. Scuttle! |
01:28:56 |
Come on. Up, up. |
01:28:59 |
- Come on, come on, come on. |
01:29:03 |
Okay, Windy, go. |
01:29:05 |
Oh, my God. |
01:29:25 |
Okay, we gotta find Clay. |
01:29:27 |
Should be easy. He's wearing a cowboy hat. |
01:29:38 |
Nice try, cowboy. |
01:29:40 |
Been a while since anybody rode this bull |
01:29:44 |
Looks like old Buster won another round. |
01:29:48 |
Dumped him |
01:29:53 |
Doc Simmons and the boys |
01:29:55 |
protecting these bull-riding cowboys. |
01:29:59 |
That's a lot of bull, |
01:30:01 |
and that ain't no bull. |
01:30:03 |
Hey, that's Clay. |
01:30:05 |
He's in the box. Go, go, go. |
01:30:07 |
Folks, let's have a big hand |
01:30:18 |
Folks, we got a little treat for you today |
01:30:21 |
Here's hometown trick-rider Carly Ames. |
01:30:36 |
Oh, my God. |
01:30:39 |
Just sit. Just sit. |
01:30:52 |
Scuttle. |
01:31:14 |
Nice riding, Carly. Thank you. |
01:31:18 |
Folks, let's give her a big hand. |
01:31:22 |
Next up is Tom willet. |
01:31:24 |
Tom's riding the aptly-named bull, Killer. |
01:31:29 |
The last three cowboys to get on this bull |
01:31:33 |
Let's see if Tom can break that streak. |
01:31:44 |
There he goes. |
01:31:51 |
Go get him, boys. |
01:31:53 |
Let's go, come on! |
01:31:57 |
Old Killer's living up to his name today. |
01:32:00 |
What's happening? I can't see. |
01:32:08 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:12 |
- What's that noise? |
01:32:16 |
- Just run! |
01:32:23 |
- Meryl, you all right? |
01:32:26 |
- I really think I hurt my leg. |
01:32:29 |
I don't think I can walk. |
01:32:32 |
Oh, my God. |
01:32:34 |
What? Where is he? |
01:32:38 |
Oh, God. |
01:32:39 |
All right. Wait there. Wait there. |
01:32:42 |
Wait, what, what? Wait, what are you doing? |
01:32:46 |
- Please, don't leave me. Paul! |
01:33:00 |
Bollocks! |
01:33:01 |
Hey. I got plenty of room on my wall |
01:33:05 |
Drop it, son. Step back away from my lawyer. |
01:33:08 |
I should just point out that |
01:33:10 |
you now have two more witnesses |
01:33:13 |
- Three. |
01:33:15 |
- Five. |
01:33:17 |
- You're six, Kell. |
01:33:34 |
Oh, my God. |
01:33:43 |
You all right? |
01:33:45 |
Are you crazy? You could have been killed. |
01:33:48 |
I am just very touched |
01:33:51 |
Well, of course it would have. |
01:33:53 |
Oh, God, I had this... |
01:33:56 |
This horrible moment where I pictured |
01:34:01 |
That's exactly what I had. |
01:34:02 |
When you were lying here, |
01:34:05 |
all I wanted to do was protect you. |
01:34:07 |
I lost all physical fear. |
01:34:09 |
It's coming back now, though. |
01:34:12 |
I know exactly what you were thinking. |
01:34:14 |
You were thinking |
01:34:17 |
because look what you did. |
01:34:20 |
You risked your life for me. |
01:34:22 |
That's so nice. |
01:34:24 |
- No. |
01:34:26 |
No, no. I am sorry. |
01:34:29 |
I am so sorry |
01:34:34 |
I want you to expect everything from me. |
01:34:37 |
You're not gonna get it, |
01:34:41 |
I love you, Meryl. |
01:34:43 |
If you are in fact Meryl. |
01:34:46 |
I'm Meryl, trust me. |
01:34:50 |
'Cause I trust you all over again. |
01:35:12 |
Watch your head, please. |
01:35:14 |
Goodbye, Lucy. |
01:35:18 |
- Thank you. |
01:35:20 |
- Earl. |
01:35:22 |
- Eat some meat. |
01:35:25 |
- Okay, good. Good. |
01:35:27 |
Earl, I think we've become good friends. |
01:35:29 |
- Think what you want. |
01:35:32 |
- So... |
01:35:37 |
we are really, truly sorry about... |
01:35:42 |
- About everything. |
01:35:43 |
Don't be. |
01:35:45 |
The Feds are so happy with us, |
01:35:48 |
Is that right? That's great news. |
01:35:50 |
- Congratulations. |
01:35:53 |
Mr. and Mrs. Morgan, we're ready for you. |
01:35:55 |
Okay. Well, I suppose this is it. |
01:35:59 |
If we're ever attacked by a bear |
01:36:00 |
we will be the only ones |
01:36:02 |
You just take good care |
01:36:06 |
- Emma. |
01:36:09 |
Really, thank you for everything, |
01:36:12 |
- I'll never forget your wood-chopping. |
01:36:16 |
Clay, I'm gonna hug you. |
01:36:21 |
Thank you. |
01:36:23 |
Something has gone terribly wrong. |
01:36:28 |
Okay. Well, let's go home. |
01:36:31 |
- All right. |
01:36:35 |
How's your foot? |
01:36:37 |
Sheriff, your life just got a whole lot simpler. |
01:36:40 |
So did yours, babe. |
01:37:16 |
Isn't it amazing |
01:37:19 |
Is that amazing? |
01:37:20 |
- Are they not meant to do that? |
01:37:21 |
- Is she faulty? |
01:37:25 |
No, she's perfect. |
01:37:27 |
Perfect, but nameless. |
01:37:29 |
Well, perhaps we'll finally come up |
01:37:32 |
She could be Midtown Tunnel Morgan. |
01:37:35 |
59th Street Bridge Morgan. |
01:37:36 |
Hey, there's Adam and Jackie. Hi. |
01:37:38 |
Get their bags. |
01:37:40 |
- Should I get a cart? |
01:37:42 |
Hey. |
01:37:45 |
- Thank you, honey. |
01:37:48 |
Go. |
01:37:55 |
Hurry, get that. Get the phone. |
01:37:56 |
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. |
01:38:01 |
Hello? |
01:38:02 |
Oh, hello, Adam, I've missed you. |
01:38:05 |
No, no, no, I'm taking the day off tomorrow, |
01:38:09 |
Yes, I'm sure. |
01:38:12 |
Well, in that case, |
01:38:15 |
I see many happy years ahead of you. |
01:38:19 |
Okay, bye. |
01:38:22 |
You know what I wish? |
01:38:23 |
I wish that as an older, wiser couple, |
01:38:27 |
we could give them some advice |
01:38:30 |
Or we could just send them |
01:38:33 |
Rae. |
01:38:37 |
We'll call her Rae. R-A-E. Rae. |
01:38:42 |
I quite like that. I quite like that. |
01:38:47 |
- Do you like that? |
01:38:49 |
No, no, not you. You. |
01:38:51 |
- Rae? |
01:38:55 |
Hey, this is our new apartment, Rae. |
01:38:59 |
It's the one we had to get |
01:39:00 |
because I didn't want to stay in the old one |
01:39:04 |
She doesn't need to hear this. |
01:39:06 |
Now, listen. |
01:39:08 |
Come here, little girl. It's got... |
01:39:10 |
Come on. |
01:39:12 |
...3,000 square feet. |
01:39:16 |
And a very spacious master bedroom. |
01:39:20 |
And come see this view. |
01:39:26 |
Right here, look at that. |
01:39:29 |
Can you believe? |
01:39:31 |
Is that something? |
01:39:33 |
It is, it is. |
01:39:38 |
That is quite a beautiful view. |
01:39:43 |
What? What? |
01:39:47 |
- How are you feeling, by the way? |
01:39:50 |
- Everything all right? |
01:39:53 |
It'll be funny if this one |
01:43:08 |
Hi. You've reached Meryl Morgan. |
01:43:11 |
so leave a message |
01:43:20 |
Meryl? Meryl? Meryl? |
01:43:23 |
Meryl? Meryl? |