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00:00:32 Knock it off!
00:00:33 Knock it off!
00:00:37 Keep saying you're innocent!
00:00:47 Don't let them see
00:00:53 lt will be all right, son.
00:00:56 l didn't want to do it, sir.
00:00:58 l didn't mean it.
00:01:00 l'm sorry!
00:01:05 Sir?
00:01:06 Won't happen again.
00:01:08 l wanted....
00:01:29 ''Private Arthur James Gardner...
00:01:30 ...you've been found guilty as charged
00:01:34 Your case has been appealed 3 times.
00:01:36 lt has been reviewed 3 times.
00:01:38 The verdict of each court martial
00:01:41 Guilty, as charged.''
00:01:44 Anything to say
00:01:48 l didn't mean it.
00:01:52 l'm sorry!
00:01:58 l didn't mean to.
00:02:02 l'm sorry.
00:02:16 Open it up.
00:02:20 Enjoy the show, Major?
00:02:52 l want to see Major Armbruster.
00:02:54 l know where it is.
00:02:59 John!
00:03:01 Don't give me that!
00:03:07 Be nice.
00:03:09 Take it easy.
00:03:13 This time it's serious.
00:03:15 You've got to cooperate.
00:03:18 Let's go.
00:03:27 Colonel.
00:03:38 Major Reisman, sir.
00:03:48 Sit down, gentlemen.
00:03:49 Sit down, Major.
00:03:59 Well, Major,
00:04:02 Looked very efficient.
00:04:04 Then again, l'm not an expert.
00:04:06 l meant,
00:04:10 lt wasn't the nicest way
00:04:13 But it wasn't staged
00:04:16 l hope that Private Gardner
00:04:18 -Private who?
00:04:19 He was the object of the exercise.
00:04:23 There happens to have been
00:04:27 l've got your service record here.
00:04:30 A lot of fireworks.
00:04:33 A lot of transfers.
00:04:36 Very short on discipline.
00:04:40 Very short on discipline.
00:04:44 l hear you did a pretty good job
00:04:47 Then loused it up by exceeding your
00:04:51 l didn't write the reports.
00:04:52 Just what is that supposed to mean?
00:04:55 lt means that l don't necessarily agree
00:04:58 -Maybe you'd like to write your own?
00:05:02 l'm not very interested in embroidery,
00:05:08 You hold it right there.
00:05:11 This war was not started
00:05:15 And you can be damned sure this army
00:05:23 You've been waiting for a transfer
00:05:27 With a record like yours,
00:05:30 However...
00:05:32 ...l get orders too.
00:05:33 And right now l have some that sound as
00:05:38 Personally, l don't go for
00:05:41 l think a soldier's job is
00:05:46 But that's another matter.
00:05:48 l'm going to ask General Denton to read
00:05:52 After that, if you have any questions,
00:05:55 Understand?
00:06:01 ''Project Amnesty.
00:06:02 Select 12 General Prisoners
00:06:05 ...or to long imprisonment terms for
00:06:09 Train these prisoners in the business...
00:06:11 ...of behind-the-lines operations
00:06:16 Then deliver them secretly
00:06:18 ...and prior to the invasion, attack
00:06:22 ...overleaf.''
00:06:25 That's all?
00:06:26 That's all.
00:06:28 What about
00:06:31 Doesn't concern you now.
00:06:33 What do you say, Major?
00:06:35 lt confirms a suspicion
00:06:38 Think we might share that suspicion?
00:06:41 l think you should.
00:06:42 Since we are over here
00:06:45 ...it shouldn't be advertised that
00:06:50 That's enough, Major!
00:06:52 You are here
00:06:54 You have permission to ask questions
00:06:57 You do not have permission
00:07:00 ...concerning the officers responsible
00:07:03 So either ask relevant questions
00:07:06 ls it relevant to ask
00:07:09 lt's not, as you say, ''being offered.''
00:07:14 l'm volunteering.
00:07:16 Exactly, Major. l'm glad you
00:07:20 l don't want to appear
00:07:23 ...but if my survival will depend upon
00:07:27 ...it might help to know
00:07:31 That's a very good question, Major.
00:07:33 Armbruster,
00:07:35 Yes, sir.
00:07:39 ''The Germans are using a large chateau
00:07:43 ...as a rest center and a conference
00:07:47 The target has no real military value
00:07:49 But with these conferences
00:07:53 ...every day
00:07:56 ...of important general officers
00:07:59 ...usually with the benefit
00:08:03 ''Eliminating a sufficient number
00:08:06 ...would disrupt
00:08:09 So the idea is simply that our men
00:08:12 They enter the chateau, and they kill
00:08:18 Naturally, the place is fortified
00:08:22 Naturally.
00:08:23 -What's the deal with the men?
00:08:26 Let's have no misunderstanding
00:08:28 lt's exactly what it says.
00:08:30 A temporary postponement.
00:08:32 You take it or leave it on that basis.
00:08:34 Like you say, sir,
00:08:37 l don't like it
00:08:39 Enough of your insolence!
00:08:41 lt's not a question of insolence,
00:08:44 l'm the guy that has to sell this idea
00:08:49 They have
00:08:53 That's no way for anybody to go.
00:08:55 The hell you say!
00:08:58 l know people who should go
00:09:04 But that's beside the point.
00:09:06 Come on, Major,
00:09:09 These men are incapable
00:09:13 ...much less,
00:09:14 lf there isn't a possibility
00:09:18 ...they have absolutely no reason
00:09:23 You've got a point.
00:09:25 You've got a point, Major.
00:09:28 But l don't have the power to reverse
00:09:33 You do have the power
00:09:36 Excuse me, General.
00:09:38 You do have authority under the Visiting
00:09:42 Visiting Forces Act?
00:09:48 All right, Major.
00:09:51 Let's say that if any of these men
00:09:54 ...we will give serious consideration
00:09:58 That's no deal.
00:10:01 Who's to say whether they
00:10:04 You can leave that decision to me.
00:10:06 But remember, the other alternative
00:10:10 Any breach of security...
00:10:12 ...any failure of discipline, and those
00:10:16 Understood?
00:10:18 Good.
00:10:20 Yes, sir.
00:10:22 Colonel Breed in the waiting room,
00:10:27 What if he is?
00:10:28 l'd be very unhappy, sir.
00:10:34 Colonel Breed is your superior officer!
00:10:37 And you will behave accordingly.
00:10:40 ls that clear?
00:10:41 Yes, sir.
00:10:44 lt so happens that Colonel Breed
00:10:48 He is taking over the Parachute School
00:10:52 And l don't want to hear any complaints.
00:10:57 You've got a job to do, mister,
00:11:01 Yes, sir.
00:11:04 Thank you, gentlemen.
00:11:14 Major Reisman is heading
00:11:17 He's the most ill-mannered,
00:11:19 ...that's ever been
00:11:21 You think so, Denton?
00:11:24 You may be right.
00:11:26 But he's sure right about one thing.
00:11:29 Somebody up there
00:11:33 Let's get Colonel Breed in here.
00:11:48 Open!
00:11:49 All right, you men,
00:11:53 So exercise!
00:12:10 Major Reisman,
00:12:14 Have the prisoners fall in.
00:12:17 Prisoners!
00:12:18 Fall in!
00:12:27 Franko, get in!
00:12:29 Come on, move!
00:12:30 Hey, you! Move, l said.
00:12:44 Franko, V.R.
00:12:48 Death by hanging.
00:13:00 Vladek, M.
00:13:03 30 years' hard labor.
00:13:13 Jefferson, R.T.
00:13:16 Death by hanging.
00:13:25 Pinkley, V.L.
00:13:29 30 years' imprisonment.
00:13:41 Gilpin, S.
00:13:43 30 years' hard labor.
00:13:52 Posey, S.
00:13:55 Death by hanging.
00:14:02 Wladislaw, T.
00:14:04 Death by hanging.
00:14:09 Sawyer, S.K.
00:14:12 20 years' hard labor.
00:14:19 Lever, R.
00:14:23 20 years' imprisonment.
00:14:29 Bravos, T.R.
00:14:32 20 years' hard labor.
00:14:39 Jiminez, P.
00:14:43 20 years' hard labor.
00:14:53 Maggot, A.J.
00:14:58 Death by hanging.
00:15:04 Have them fall in
00:15:11 According to height, forward.
00:15:13 Come on, you jokers!
00:15:16 Get in there.
00:15:21 Come on, move!
00:15:31 Straighten up your jacket there!
00:15:37 Have them count off.
00:15:39 Count off!
00:15:41 One.
00:15:46 -Eleven!
00:15:49 Let's see what they can do
00:15:52 Squad...
00:15:54 ...right face!
00:15:59 Forward march!
00:16:21 Squad halt!
00:16:27 About...
00:16:28 ...face!
00:16:31 Forward march!
00:16:36 Squad halt!
00:16:38 Right face!
00:16:41 At ease!
00:16:42 What did l say?
00:16:47 What's the matter, Eleven?
00:16:49 l got a pain.
00:16:54 Where does it hurt?
00:16:56 l'll tell you. lt's....
00:16:59 l wish you would.
00:17:02 l don't have to say, sir,
00:17:04 ...or anyone else.
00:17:07 l know the rules.
00:17:09 Why don't you have to march?
00:17:11 Because condemned men
00:17:18 And there's nothing
00:17:21 What's your name, son?
00:17:26 Eleven.
00:17:29 His name is Franko, sir.
00:17:34 Come over here a minute.
00:17:51 Look, little bastard,
00:17:53 ...or l'll beat your brains out.
00:17:56 Understand?
00:18:12 What'd you see, sergeant?
00:18:14 l saw the Major attacked by the prisoner
00:18:18 Have the prisoners
00:18:21 l'll get his feet.
00:18:22 Now let's see what they can do
00:18:25 Yes, sir.
00:18:28 Squad...
00:18:30 ...attention!
00:18:33 Right face!
00:18:36 Forward march!
00:18:41 Halt!
00:18:43 About-face!
00:18:46 Forward...
00:18:48 ...march!
00:19:00 General prisoner Franko, Victor, sir.
00:19:20 So how's the jaw?
00:19:23 lf you're going to act tough, you should
00:19:27 You really should.
00:19:29 You're worried about my jaw?
00:19:33 Franko's pain bothers the Major?
00:19:36 You were a big man
00:19:41 You've seen my record?
00:19:43 l've seen it,
00:19:45 The first thing that happens
00:19:48 ...you get involved in a penny-ante
00:19:51 ...and you kill some old guy.
00:19:56 What did you have
00:19:58 What do you mean,
00:20:00 Come on, big shot, don't be modest.
00:20:03 l had enough!
00:20:06 Two pounds and ten shilling.
00:20:09 That's almost 10 dollars!
00:20:12 And you are going to get hung
00:20:15 -What's that to you?
00:20:18 Why don't you get off my back?
00:20:21 What do you want?
00:20:23 l don't care if they hang you for $10 or
00:20:28 lt just so happens that, temporarily,
00:20:33 And l might be able to get you
00:20:43 Are you a general?
00:20:44 You're not a general.
00:20:46 And only a general
00:20:49 Look, stupid.
00:20:53 l'm making you a straight proposition.
00:20:59 You talk. l'll listen.
00:21:01 Okay.
00:21:03 You can sweat out the 2 days you have
00:21:07 ...or you can join an outfit
00:21:09 lf you do that, l'll have you
00:21:13 You'll be worked to death and
00:21:20 Then when l'm satisfied with you...
00:21:23 ...you'll go where the Army tells you.
00:21:27 You don't know Victor Franko.
00:21:29 -Guard.
00:21:31 What's the deal
00:21:33 -You might get off the hook.
00:21:35 But you foul up once, anywhere
00:21:39 ...and you'll be right back here
00:21:42 Wait a minute.
00:21:44 What's the matter with you?
00:21:46 You think l want to die?
00:21:54 lf you do,
00:21:57 How come you speak German?
00:22:00 My old man
00:22:02 lf he didn't speak German,
00:22:05 That was the language he spoke
00:22:09 Pretty tough job in those days, mining.
00:22:11 lt still is.
00:22:13 l don't like officers. Not any of them.
00:22:19 But you were one yourself.
00:22:22 Yeah, three lousy days.
00:22:25 Somebody thought
00:22:28 They made a big mistake.
00:22:31 You claimed
00:22:34 What the hell are you talking about,
00:22:37 He was going over the hill!
00:22:39 My outfit was pinned down
00:22:42 Half of them bleeding to death. This
00:22:46 ...with the medical supplies
00:22:48 Only way to stop him
00:22:52 Anyhow, he had it coming.
00:22:56 But you only made one mistake there.
00:23:01 Guard!
00:23:05 You let somebody see you do it.
00:23:16 General prisoner, Maggot, A.J.
00:23:24 ''Maggot, A.J.''
00:23:25 ''Death by hanging.''
00:23:27 Hey, Midnight!
00:23:28 Be a good boy, and maybe l'll let you
00:23:44 Maggot, l see
00:23:48 The all-American hero...
00:23:51 ...laughing in the face of death.
00:23:59 They're not going to hang me, Major.
00:24:04 l never raped that evil slut...
00:24:07 ...or any other...
00:24:09 ...creature!
00:24:11 The Lord gave me that woman
00:24:14 And then He told you to beat her
00:24:16 l only do what l'm called on to do.
00:24:20 l was in a state of grace.
00:24:23 And that woman,
00:24:28 l'm sure you were, Maggot.
00:24:29 But it seems to me
00:24:33 ...''Vengeance is mine....''
00:24:36 ''Vengeance is mine.
00:24:39 l will repay, sayeth the Lord.''
00:24:41 Paul to the Romans. Chapter 12.
00:24:45 Exactly.
00:24:46 Doesn't that mean...
00:24:47 ...that we leave the punishment
00:24:51 That's right, Major.
00:24:53 That's exactly what it means.
00:24:55 But it doesn't restrict Him to the kind
00:24:59 And like l told you, Major...
00:25:01 ...l only do what l'm called on to do.
00:25:04 l don't think you're going to hang
00:25:10 l think a man like you
00:25:13 Guard!
00:25:19 Besides...
00:25:21 ...us Southern boys
00:25:31 l sure didn't mean to kill that fellow.
00:25:34 But you do like l say
00:25:37 You fixing to kill me some other way?
00:25:40 lt might not come to that.
00:25:42 l reckon the folks would be a sight
00:25:50 Can't say l would.
00:25:52 Who does this hotshot major
00:25:55 Making us play wet nurses
00:25:57 Corporal Morgan...
00:25:59 ...you can't find something to do,
00:26:04 Now, move it.
00:26:09 Don't sweet-talk me, whitey.
00:26:12 Or maybe you think l should have
00:26:15 ...go right ahead and castrate me?
00:26:18 Seeing what those guys were trying
00:26:22 ...considerable justification.
00:26:25 Thank you, Mr. Major, sir.
00:26:27 l really do thank you for that.
00:26:31 But the court didn't agree, right?
00:26:34 So where does that leave you?
00:26:36 l'm offering you an alternative.
00:26:40 -Who for, Major?
00:26:42 With the Krauts, the real
00:26:46 That's your war, man, not mine.
00:26:48 You don't like Krauts, Major,
00:26:52 Me? l'll pick my own enemies.
00:26:55 That's your privilege.
00:26:56 But you won't be able
00:26:59 Guard!
00:27:00 Because on March 25th...
00:27:02 ...you have a date with the hangman.
00:27:08 That's just 6 days from now.
00:27:19 Buenos días, Major.
00:27:23 l've been going over
00:27:26 A couple of things l don't get.
00:27:29 Did he ever claim that he didn't do it?
00:27:32 Beg your pardon, Major, but you haven't
00:27:36 You see, the first thing one learns
00:27:41 As a matter of fact, this one doesn't
00:27:45 He's only disturbed because we don't
00:27:51 You ever lose a man because
00:27:54 No, sir, l haven't,
00:27:57 lf he makes the trip,
00:28:00 Yes, sir.
00:28:07 Attention!
00:28:16 Tell the men to be seated.
00:28:18 Take seats!
00:28:21 Guards out.
00:28:22 -Guards out.
00:28:25 You heard him! Guards out!
00:28:39 My name, for those of you
00:28:44 You've all volunteered for a mission
00:28:48 You can foul up in training to be sent
00:28:52 ...or you can foul up in combat...
00:28:54 ...in which case, l will personally
00:28:57 Or you can do as you're told.
00:28:58 ln which case, you may just get by.
00:29:01 You must not attempt to escape.
00:29:03 There will be no excuses, no appeal.
00:29:06 Any breach of either of these conditions
00:29:09 ...means that you will all be sent back
00:29:14 You are, therefore,
00:29:16 Any one of you try anything smart...
00:29:20 ...and the 12 of you get it,
00:29:25 So try to remember that.
00:29:29 Are there any questions?
00:29:35 Sir?
00:29:39 Do we have to eat with niggers?
00:29:48 lt's all right.
00:29:50 ...made some kind of inquiries
00:29:54 He and his colleagues are discussing
00:29:58 Thank you, sir.
00:30:04 Look, corporal, fellows.
00:30:06 Remember? Baseball, pitching?
00:30:10 But now, as far as hitting goes...
00:30:12 ...my sister, she can hit better
00:30:17 Let's move it out!
00:30:24 What do you think, Sergeant?
00:30:26 l think you'll do just fine, sir.
00:30:28 Don't give me that.
00:30:33 l think the first chance
00:30:36 ...he's going to shoot the Major
00:30:41 Thank you, Sergeant.
00:30:45 Okay Franko! Let's go!
00:30:52 Move it out!
00:31:29 Come on.
00:31:53 Over there.
00:32:02 Have the men fall in.
00:32:05 On your feet. Fall in over here,
00:32:11 Come on, snap it up!
00:32:16 Jiminez, get in there!
00:32:20 Attention!
00:32:24 Franko! Get rid of that cigarette.
00:32:29 Thank you.
00:32:31 This will be your new home
00:32:35 What there is of it,
00:32:37 ...but construction will not interfere
00:32:40 The sooner you get it up, the sooner
00:32:47 You're in charge. l want this compound
00:32:52 Thank you.
00:34:17 lf this place was on fire,
00:34:20 What are you doing over there?
00:34:30 Hey, Maggot!
00:34:45 What are you trying to do,
00:34:47 All right, Sergeant, fall them in.
00:34:50 Fall in, in front of the hut.
00:34:59 At ease!
00:35:04 That'll be all for today.
00:35:06 How come they got
00:35:09 Why can't we put our floor in?
00:35:11 Why can't we put our windows in?
00:35:17 Mr. Franko...
00:35:19 ...with his keen eye for detail,
00:35:21 ...that the prisoners quarters
00:35:25 The answer to that is simple.
00:35:27 You are not yet ready
00:35:31 ...with the degree of comfort
00:35:34 When l think that you've earned
00:35:40 Reveille is at 05:30.
00:35:45 You heard the man.
00:35:47 Dismissed!
00:35:51 That's it, fellows.
00:35:58 That's it, Wladislaw.
00:36:00 ...strike one!
00:36:03 Hey, Joseph! ls that the way you did it
00:36:15 Hey, Franko.
00:36:16 Ask the operator for my nickel back.
00:36:18 Why don't you guys
00:36:31 Meanwhile, on the Atlantic Wall...
00:36:34 ...the German forces
00:36:37 ...a few nice surprises
00:36:41 ...just in case Mr. Churchill
00:36:44 ...to attempt an invasion.
00:36:47 He may not be
00:36:51 ...but then, of course...
00:36:53 ...he will not be taking
00:36:55 ...in such an invasion.
00:36:56 What's this guy's name again?
00:36:59 You ought to know.
00:37:03 Dumbo, get me a cup of coffee.
00:37:12 Sleepy time!
00:37:14 Jump through this, will you?
00:37:27 Hey, you!
00:37:28 Come here.
00:37:30 You look like an intelligent guy.
00:37:34 You like it here?
00:37:36 No.
00:37:37 You going to stay here?
00:37:39 l ain't got nowhere else to go.
00:37:42 You're an idiot.
00:37:49 Wladislaw!
00:37:52 Who is that dame singing about?
00:37:55 lt's about a very lonely girl...
00:37:58 ...who's sick and tired of war
00:38:02 Waiting for her man to come home.
00:38:04 Keep that cheap, wailing slut quiet!
00:38:15 Let's cut the community scene!
00:38:18 Get some sleep!
00:38:20 You'll need it!
00:38:22 Up yours.
00:38:24 Creeps. They're all creeps.
00:38:41 Where you going?
00:38:43 Going to the can.
00:38:44 -You want me to come with you?
00:39:14 They're after Franko!
00:39:32 You trying to get us all hung?
00:39:34 We're all dead anyway.
00:39:37 Want that bum to make suckers
00:39:39 Whose side are you on anyway?
00:39:48 What's with you?
00:39:50 What is this anyway?
00:39:51 Uncle Tom week?
00:39:53 You come with me,
00:40:00 He doesn't give a damn--
00:40:08 lf we go on that mission, we'll all
00:40:12 Those idiots are going to get shot.
00:40:16 You.... You slob!
00:40:18 What do you think
00:40:50 Slipped on a bar of soap?
00:40:53 Yeah.
00:40:56 Pull with your arms.
00:40:59 Pull with your arms.
00:41:03 Come on, Jiminez!
00:41:05 When the time comes, you've got exactly
00:41:10 l really can't make it!
00:41:12 Come on, Jiminez.
00:41:13 Don't stop now!
00:41:15 l can't. l can't!
00:41:17 Come on, Jiminez. Move!
00:41:18 l really can't.
00:41:20 l can't make it.
00:41:23 Jiminez...
00:41:25 ...you come down that rope,
00:41:28 l can't!
00:41:32 Give me that weapon.
00:41:36 l can't make it!
00:41:39 l can't!
00:41:50 Boy, look at him go now!
00:41:56 Gracias a Dios.
00:41:59 You couldn't make it?
00:42:01 Let's see a little of that
00:42:04 Rethread that pulley
00:42:06 -Yes, sir.
00:42:08 Give these other characters
00:42:11 You said Mayonnaise was the only one
00:42:15 But suppose Jiminez gets killed...
00:42:17 ...before he gets
00:42:20 Come on, Posey.
00:42:22 Get that thing up here.
00:42:29 All right, Franko, you're next.
00:42:41 So much for hygiene
00:42:44 Which one of you
00:42:51 lt's going to help the war effort.
00:42:53 Sit down.
00:42:56 Let's see....
00:42:59 Me?
00:43:00 -Step out here!
00:43:03 lt's just an example.
00:43:07 Will you hold this knife?
00:43:10 lt's got a scabbard on it.
00:43:18 Tell me, Posey.
00:43:21 l mean, what did you do?
00:43:24 l already told you that, sir.
00:43:25 Tell me again. l'm sure that
00:43:30 -What'd you do, Posey?
00:43:35 This fellow wouldn't stop pushing me.
00:43:39 Killed a man with your bare hands,
00:43:43 l only hit him once.
00:43:46 Only hit him once.
00:43:48 Drove his jawbone right through
00:43:52 -l didn't mean to kill him.
00:43:56 What if you meant to kill somebody?
00:44:02 lf you had to kill somebody
00:44:06 -Come on, tell me.
00:44:08 l don't care what you'd rather do.
00:44:10 Come on, stick that knife in me.
00:44:14 l don't want to do this.
00:44:15 Come on, just stick it
00:44:19 -l don't want to hurt you.
00:44:22 Stick me with the knife.
00:44:24 -l don't want no trouble.
00:44:26 l'll give you all the trouble
00:44:29 Just stick that knife right there.
00:44:31 You're a big boy.
00:44:33 You killed a man because
00:44:35 Let me have it.
00:44:37 Stick him!
00:44:38 l'm talking to you.
00:44:40 Give it to me,
00:44:43 Give it to him!
00:44:49 Give me that knife.
00:44:52 -l don't like being shoved!
00:44:58 Stick him!
00:44:59 Knock him cold!
00:45:00 Posey?
00:45:02 -Stop it.
00:45:05 l don't like to be pushed!
00:45:12 Stop pushing!
00:45:29 Yes, sir.
00:45:30 You all right?
00:45:34 Yeah.
00:45:35 Now, relax!
00:45:39 Get up!
00:45:44 You learn how
00:45:48 ...ain't nobody'll take
00:45:50 You're right.
00:45:52 We're all set.
00:45:55 Go see Captain Kinder
00:45:57 -What's he going to do?
00:46:01 Brush yourself off
00:46:06 Which of you gentlemen is next?
00:46:09 l'm looking for a volunteer.
00:46:13 All right, Maggott...
00:46:15 ...you're next.
00:46:18 Speed it up, men.
00:46:25 They're looking pretty good.
00:46:27 l hope they don't forget
00:46:34 Captain Kinder figures
00:46:37 Expect l'll be plum proud
00:46:40 That would put you way ahead of most
00:46:44 Better fall in and join them.
00:46:47 lt is true that l've been blessed...
00:46:49 ...with an insight into women
00:46:53 And sometimes....
00:46:55 Sometimes l'm called upon...
00:46:57 ...to use it
00:47:00 lf women are your special province,
00:47:06 There are 11 evil men out there.
00:47:13 And they must be punished
00:47:15 This Major Reisman snatched them up
00:47:19 ...and he cheated the Master
00:47:22 And you think that's what God wants,
00:47:25 He will, Captain.
00:47:27 He will.
00:47:29 And Major Reisman too.
00:47:30 What does that give you?
00:47:31 lt doesn't give me anything.
00:47:35 ...it gives you the most twisted,
00:47:37 ...bunch of psychopathic deformities
00:47:40 And the worst...
00:47:42 ...the most dangerous of the bunch,
00:47:45 You've got one religious maniac,
00:47:48 ...two near idiots...
00:47:49 ...the rest
00:47:52 l can't think of a better way
00:47:55 But the results of these tests
00:47:58 ...that each has a built-in resentment
00:48:01 Any kind.
00:48:03 Don't you?
00:48:05 This is different. They think
00:48:08 -Not the Germans.
00:48:11 But the Krauts haven't done
00:48:14 Very sophisticated.
00:48:18 At least they know
00:48:20 You can twist it anyway you want.
00:48:24 ...you are their main enemy.
00:48:26 You are liable to be
00:48:28 At least it gives them something in
00:48:31 -What do you mean?
00:48:34 Further than we have any right
00:48:36 Not as a unit. Not as a group.
00:48:40 -And that's what's lacking.
00:48:44 lt might give them
00:48:46 l don't know.
00:48:48 Why don't you let me weed out
00:48:52 l didn't pick them,
00:48:54 And l didn't pick
00:48:56 This is one time the Army's going
00:49:00 -lncluding Maggott?
00:49:03 Cheers.
00:49:06 We could always get hurt, right?
00:49:08 Why don't you shut up?
00:49:10 What's the matter?
00:49:13 -Why don't you lay off?
00:49:17 All right!
00:49:18 l'll take my arm,
00:49:22 Very simple. Right?
00:49:24 And then it's all on the leverage.
00:49:28 Learn how to fall,
00:49:30 That's what l was trying to tell him.
00:49:35 Here, slob!
00:49:37 That's a bad attitude.
00:49:38 Kind of rough on the little fellow.
00:49:51 This is really quite simple.
00:49:53 l'll say one word, then you tell me
00:49:57 ...whatever word comes to mind.
00:49:59 For instance, if l were to say
00:50:03 l wouldn't say that.
00:50:06 That was just an example. But if
00:50:11 l wouldn't say anything.
00:50:15 Let's give it a try, okay?
00:50:19 Weapon.
00:50:21 Baseball.
00:50:22 Knife.
00:50:23 Dodgers.
00:50:25 Officer.
00:50:26 Pitcher.
00:50:29 You seem to be thinking about...
00:50:31 ...just one thing, aren't you?
00:50:34 What are you thinking about?
00:50:37 l don't want you
00:50:41 l'd like for you to concentrate
00:50:46 Okay.
00:50:49 Food.
00:50:50 Cincinnati.
00:50:53 Comfort.
00:50:55 Chicago.
00:50:57 What made you say that?
00:50:59 That's what l was thinking about.
00:51:12 The hell with it!
00:51:14 What is it this time?
00:51:16 How am l supposed to shave
00:51:18 That's your problem. Where
00:51:22 The guards got hot water.
00:51:24 -You're in the field!
00:51:27 How come you guys have hot water?
00:51:29 You keep quiet.
00:51:31 We ain't shaving in cold water!
00:51:33 -Not if all of you don't.
00:51:36 Why don't you shave in cold water?
00:51:38 -Right.
00:51:41 We ain't shaving. We ain't washing,
00:51:44 -ls that right?
00:51:47 -We ain't using cold water!
00:51:49 You're going to get yourself
00:51:52 What are you going to do?
00:51:55 What can they do?
00:51:58 What are you going to do?
00:52:03 You know, l think
00:52:06 Shaving in cold water
00:52:10 Excuse me, sir.
00:52:13 Yeah, yeah.
00:52:14 l hear.
00:52:23 Fall them in.
00:52:25 Fall in!
00:52:26 On your feet!
00:52:28 Come on over here, Posey!
00:52:32 Dress it up there.
00:52:34 What's this about refusing to shave?
00:52:38 -We are.
00:52:40 We!
00:52:42 All those refusing to shave,
00:53:07 You want to stink, huh?
00:53:11 And maybe itch too?
00:53:13 That's okay with me,
00:53:16 Sergeant, there will be no further issue
00:53:21 And there will be no more hot meals.
00:53:24 Just K rations.
00:53:26 Courtesy of Mr. Franko.
00:53:35 At ease.
00:53:39 -l think we got something there.
00:53:42 Remember what l said
00:53:45 -12 rugged individualists?
00:53:48 You heard them. ''We ain't going to do
00:53:53 Even Posey stepped forward.
00:53:55 l bet he's been shaving in cold water
00:53:58 Boy, do l love that Franko.
00:54:02 That means that we are going to have
00:54:07 Right?
00:54:08 So now, if you...
00:54:11 ...you Dirty Dozen...
00:54:13 ...have no objections...
00:54:17 ...we will get our equipment...
00:54:20 ...and we will start in...
00:54:22 ...right now.
00:54:26 Attention!
00:54:28 Step right face!
00:54:33 Attention!
00:54:37 That's very good.
00:54:39 You look just like real soldiers.
00:54:43 Fall out!
00:54:46 Now, move it!
00:54:49 You're still the dirtiest soldiers
00:54:53 And you're getting filthier every day.
00:54:56 But your training is almost over.
00:55:00 ln 2 days, you'll learn how to jump with
00:55:05 This training will take place
00:55:08 And l just want to remind you...
00:55:10 ...that this operation is secret.
00:55:13 Top Secret.
00:55:15 You will not be wearing dog tags.
00:55:19 Understand?
00:55:20 Nothing!
00:55:22 One word,
00:55:26 ...and the deal is off.
00:55:28 You all know
00:55:34 All right, serve it up.
00:55:36 Serve up!
00:55:40 Colonel Breed
00:55:43 -We're still Top Priority?
00:55:46 Do we have the juice or don't we?
00:55:48 Then l don't care
00:55:52 Look, you're supposed to be
00:55:55 Get orders to the highest echelon
00:55:57 ...Colonel Everett Dasher Breed,
00:56:00 ...over which
00:56:02 ...will arrive on Tuesday,
00:56:05 Tell him we got a general with them.
00:56:08 But just get that West Point bum
00:56:12 Okay?
00:56:14 A general, huh?
00:56:17 l'll see what l can do.
00:56:19 l know you will.
00:56:22 Okay, pig face,
00:56:24 What is it?
00:56:26 Don't know.
00:56:29 Stepped in it a couple of times,
00:56:32 What did he say it was?
00:56:37 Did you ask what general?
00:56:40 Got the same thing again.
00:56:41 No information
00:56:45 General Denton?
00:56:47 When we first called, his extension
00:56:57 Attention!
00:57:05 Not now.
00:57:15 What about you?
00:57:32 Not now, you...!
00:57:52 l think they're coming.
00:57:53 lt's them.
00:57:58 Sir, they just passed the checkpoint.
00:58:01 Let's go.
00:58:04 Attention!
00:58:06 Now!
00:58:20 Sounds like we're running into a party.
00:58:24 Boy, you don't suppose
00:58:59 Major Reisman reporting, sir.
00:59:04 Where's your general?
00:59:10 He's in the truck, but you understand
00:59:16 We thought he might care to inspect
00:59:20 lf you give me a moment,
00:59:29 How come the band?
00:59:31 -What the hell are we waiting for?
00:59:34 What guest list?
00:59:36 What's the matter with you?
00:59:40 -Which one of you wants to be a general?
00:59:48 What kind, sir?
00:59:49 Just a plain, ordinary, everyday,
00:59:53 l'd rather be a civilian, sir.
00:59:59 What do l have to do?
01:00:01 You've seen generals inspect troops.
01:00:05 Up one rank and down the other,
01:00:08 They're expecting a general
01:00:12 So let's go!
01:00:15 Get on.
01:00:21 Move it. Let's go.
01:00:31 Fall in!
01:00:35 -Pinkley's going to be a general.
01:00:38 -What for?
01:00:53 First platoon
01:01:26 They're very pretty, Colonel.
01:01:28 Very pretty.
01:01:30 -But can they fight?
01:01:32 l hope you're right.
01:01:38 Where are you from, son?
01:01:39 Madison City, Missouri, sir.
01:01:44 Never heard of it.
01:01:50 Major, we've got work to do.
01:01:52 Thank you, Colonel.
01:02:06 Hold it down!
01:02:13 Pull a stunt like that again,
01:02:15 l bet you you don't....
01:02:19 Fall them into a column of 2,
01:02:22 Yes, sir.
01:02:24 Fall into column of twos on me.
01:02:26 Fall out!
01:02:33 Forward, march!
01:02:52 Some people might consider you
01:02:56 ...but as far as l'm concerned...
01:02:58 ...you're a disorganized,
01:03:01 l'll make it my business
01:03:05 l owe you an apology, Colonel.
01:03:07 l always thought that you were a cold,
01:03:11 But you're really...
01:03:14 ...quite emotional.
01:03:15 Aren't you?
01:03:32 -Watch yourself.
01:03:34 -Here, hold this!
01:03:36 Do you believe this guy?
01:03:37 All right, baby.
01:03:42 Come on, let's go!
01:03:56 You're in the way.
01:03:59 What's the matter with you guys?
01:04:01 -Listen, buster.
01:04:03 Now take it easy.
01:04:04 We just want to ask you a few questions.
01:04:06 Questions?
01:04:12 Hold him!
01:04:17 You son of a....
01:04:19 ln the gut so it feels good.
01:04:23 That's the way!
01:04:29 Talk, you bastard.
01:04:32 -Number 9, you crumb.
01:04:36 You going to tell us?
01:04:37 Go to hell.
01:04:39 Hold him.
01:04:43 Where the hell are your dog tags?
01:04:46 l ate them.
01:04:47 You ate them?
01:04:50 You going to tell us now?
01:04:52 Yeah.
01:04:56 Number 9!
01:05:26 What happened?
01:05:29 They tried...
01:05:31 ...to make me talk.
01:05:44 Where have you been?
01:05:46 -What happened to him?
01:05:49 Everybody's slipping on soap
01:05:50 Of all the miserable....
01:05:54 Who?
01:05:56 Reisman had some ''paras'' jump him.
01:05:58 -Major did this?
01:06:00 Well?
01:06:01 Well, what?
01:06:03 Did he tell them anything?
01:06:05 Are you crazy?
01:06:06 3 wise men.
01:06:09 Trust your Major.
01:06:10 l'd rather trust Hitler.
01:06:13 Move it out.
01:06:14 Come on, move it!
01:06:24 You'll find this easier
01:06:27 At your stations!
01:06:50 On the bramble bush
01:06:52 Are all so big and white
01:06:56 But if you wish to pluck one
01:07:00 As sure as you are born
01:07:04 The bramble bush will stick you
01:07:07 With its
01:07:08 Prickly thorn
01:07:15 Morgan!
01:07:17 They should be here any minute.
01:07:21 -We'll use your hut for tonight.
01:07:23 Your hut.
01:07:25 Yes, sir!
01:07:26 Right away, sir.
01:07:27 All right, lke and Mike...
01:07:29 ...get on your feet.
01:07:31 Let's go.
01:07:33 Move it!
01:07:34 What are you, the Gold Dust Twins?
01:07:40 -Do you need a special invitation?
01:07:43 -l mean, yes, sir.
01:07:48 That's T.S., Greek.
01:07:53 All right, you foul-ups,
01:07:57 The man wants to talk to you.
01:08:04 Off it now.
01:08:08 So this is how the other half lives.
01:08:10 Get going!
01:08:14 -We're not going to the junior prom!
01:08:19 -Better floor boards.
01:08:21 -Nice to be rich.
01:08:26 Look at those pictures!
01:08:29 Horny bunch of mothers.
01:08:35 Give them a little air, boys.
01:08:38 Hold it, Jiminez.
01:08:52 Okay, Sarge.
01:09:21 Jump School didn't kill you,
01:09:25 Your training's about over...
01:09:27 ...and l figured that entitles you
01:09:31 You have cups and glasses.
01:09:35 Wheel them in.
01:09:52 Shall l say they're
01:09:54 Hell, no!
01:09:57 Where are we?
01:09:59 Somebody in this truck
01:10:02 Get off my foot!
01:10:04 What's your name, soldier?
01:10:08 lt's an army barrack.
01:10:09 l'm not one for orgies, myself.
01:10:14 Pigs!
01:10:16 You sinners.
01:10:19 Good evening.
01:10:20 l'm already too worn out to work.
01:10:23 Right this way, ladies.
01:10:26 Good evening, Major.
01:10:29 Only got 8. lt's like cops.
01:10:32 ...you can't find one.
01:10:34 Good evening, Admiral.
01:10:41 Blimey, they're filthy!
01:10:44 They may be, lady,
01:10:49 All present and accounted for, Major.
01:10:53 You gentlemen will be on duty again
01:10:58 Oddly, the same amount of time these
01:11:04 l suggest that you use
01:11:07 ...acquainted.
01:11:09 l don't believe Mr. Maggott
01:11:12 ...so l suggest you save some whiskey
01:11:16 Good night, gentlemen.
01:11:18 Good night, Colonel.
01:11:22 -You crazy?
01:11:26 You want to bet?
01:11:29 Yes, you,
01:11:31 l saw those filthy strumpets.
01:11:34 You're turning this place
01:11:38 Comes Judgment Day...
01:11:41 ...and Judgment Day is coming...
01:11:45 ...those men,
01:11:48 ...because of you, Major!
01:11:50 Keep your mouth shut,
01:11:53 You're on guard duty, Maggott.
01:13:19 Want to dance?
01:13:20 There's no music.
01:13:23 Try humming.
01:13:30 All right, girls,
01:13:37 You think those guys realize
01:13:41 ls it?
01:13:48 Now they're doing it to music.
01:14:10 This is a restricted area, sir.
01:14:12 -l know that.
00:00:03 Open this gate.
00:00:05 Yes, sir.
00:00:11 Look at those guys.
00:00:13 You can't come in here, sir!
00:00:15 Sergeant...
00:00:16 ...take his weapon.
00:00:19 Take his weapon.
00:00:22 Corporal Morgan.
00:00:23 Sergeant, get that rabble
00:00:28 l must say, sir,
00:00:31 Contravening nothing!
00:00:32 Fall in with the other clowns.
00:00:35 You heard what the Colonel said.
00:00:38 Move it!
00:00:41 You heard what he said.
00:00:45 Let's get the lead out.
00:00:47 What's he all upset about?
00:00:49 All right, you bunch of foul-ups,
00:00:52 Fall in there!
00:00:53 Come on, you yard birds!
00:00:55 Do you believe this army?
00:00:59 What's wrong?
00:01:04 Ain't those the jokers
00:01:11 We had Reisman all wrong.
00:01:14 Not now.
00:01:16 Wait for it.
00:01:18 What's going on up there?
00:01:21 What are you, something special?
00:01:27 Get in position there.
00:01:31 Let's look like soldiers.
00:01:36 l told you nobody could pass.
00:01:44 Those are the 2 guys that got Wladislaw.
00:01:49 Those are the 2 guys
00:01:53 Those are the 2 guys
00:01:56 Those are the 2 guys
00:01:58 Those 2 gorillas beat up Wladislaw.
00:02:02 Those are the 2 guys--
00:02:23 ln my opinion...
00:02:25 ...the officer in command of this...
00:02:27 ...operation...
00:02:29 ...has either disregarded his orders
00:02:34 ...one way or the other.
00:02:36 And that is what l am here to find out.
00:02:43 Gentlemen...
00:02:45 ...let's understand each other.
00:02:49 l'm here to find out
00:02:52 ...and l intend to do it,
00:02:56 You can make it easy or tough
00:03:01 Before l leave, we're going to find out
00:03:06 ...what you're doing here...
00:03:08 ...and why.
00:03:10 ls that understood?
00:03:14 All right, General.
00:03:20 Name, rank
00:03:22 You tell, we hang.
00:03:24 Quiet!
00:03:28 What's your name, soldier?
00:03:31 Number 2, sir.
00:03:39 Morgan. Clayton.
00:03:41 Yes, sir.
00:03:43 Give Clayton this man's name, rank
00:03:48 -l don't know that.
00:03:50 You fink,
00:03:52 What?
00:03:53 Nothing, sir.
00:03:56 Come here, soldier.
00:04:15 When did you bathe last?
00:04:18 -l don't remember, sir.
00:04:21 A disgrace to the uniform.
00:04:24 Fredericks,
00:04:26 This man will demonstrate the procedure
00:04:31 Right, soldier?
00:04:32 No, sir!
00:04:34 No, sir, what?
00:04:36 No, sir, l am not going to shave, sir.
00:04:39 Then we'll do it the hard way.
00:04:41 Clayton! Blake!
00:04:45 Now!
00:05:01 That's right!
00:05:03 Be good enough to have your men
00:05:09 Get some special help
00:05:13 Yes, sir!
00:05:15 You heard the man!
00:05:16 Get moving!
00:05:17 Hit them only where it hurts.
00:05:21 Turn it loose!
00:05:24 l'm sorry, Sergeant!
00:05:26 You Nazi!
00:05:47 l'm with the Major all the way!
00:05:56 Don't call us,
00:05:59 You must be out of your mind.
00:06:02 lt might seem that way.
00:06:08 Take it all back, Colonel.
00:06:11 And they can't bore an ass.
00:06:14 l hear they don't need
00:06:25 Don't just stand there.
00:06:27 Stick around for tea.
00:06:30 Come again, Colonel.
00:06:32 Stop by any time, Bozo.
00:06:36 l'm sure you look upon your
00:06:40 That is not my view of it.
00:06:43 l think you know l was never
00:06:47 So l can't say that l'm disappointed
00:06:50 Because the first impression you made
00:06:54 You behave as if
00:06:58 Let me assure you, it isn't.
00:07:00 What happens to you is something
00:07:03 But the nature of the operation
00:07:07 The Colonel's report
00:07:09 ...and general behavior at the Parachute
00:07:14 lt would justify my recommendation
00:07:19 Your men will return
00:07:23 Any personal disciplinary action
00:07:26 ...is a matter
00:07:29 So you don't deny your responsibility
00:07:32 ...on the night of April 14-15...
00:07:34 ...a military establishment of the U.S.
00:07:38 ...at which no less than 7
00:07:42 Yes, sir.
00:07:46 Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:07:49 Are you able to offer even the remotest
00:07:54 More ice.
00:07:57 Well?
00:07:59 You offered those men a chance
00:08:02 They've worked damn hard at it.
00:08:06 Why?
00:08:07 You're the one responsible
00:08:10 So l broke an Army regulation.
00:08:12 You're going to kill 5 men
00:08:15 Because if you did that...
00:08:17 ...you'd have to lock up
00:08:22 Anyway, it's my fault, not theirs.
00:08:25 ...their ability as soldiers.
00:08:26 We've heard about their ability
00:08:30 That's his opinion.
00:08:32 My men have crammed 6 months of
00:08:36 And as of this moment, l'd stack them up
00:08:40 You can't be serious.
00:08:42 Damn right, l'm serious!
00:08:45 ...but any one of mine
00:08:47 That's hardly the point--
00:08:49 That's precisely the point!
00:08:50 My contention is that my men are more
00:08:55 You gentlemen set this thing up.
00:08:57 You promised them a chance.
00:08:59 ...to show you
00:09:01 -l shudder to think what they can do.
00:09:05 Then if they fail,
00:09:08 Tell me, Major...
00:09:11 ...just how would you
00:09:17 lt can't be done, can it?
00:09:26 Yes, l suppose it could.
00:09:29 l mean, there might be a way.
00:09:31 What l mean is...
00:09:33 ...you recall
00:09:35 ...Divisional Maneuvers
00:09:38 Colonel Breed's outfit
00:09:42 As a matter of fact,
00:09:45 ...has been assigned
00:09:49 So?
00:09:53 So....
00:09:54 So...
00:09:56 ...you let my 12 men
00:09:59 ...attached
00:10:03 ...they'll knock out the Colonel's
00:10:09 That l'd like to see.
00:10:10 So would l!
00:10:36 Charlie and Fox companies
00:10:39 They'll need supplies
00:10:42 Rogers won't like that,
00:10:46 How's Johnson's armor?
00:10:47 They just ran through 2 minutes ago.
00:10:59 Hold it!
00:11:02 Back up!
00:11:07 Change.
00:11:16 Go.
00:11:17 Move!
00:11:28 Reckon we're going to
00:11:30 Smile, you idiot. lf those Blue slobs
00:11:44 How are you, fellows?
00:11:54 Do you believe it?
00:11:57 How about that?
00:11:59 Get a load of the Major.
00:12:02 Day go fast, Major?
00:12:03 You're beautiful, but you're late.
00:12:06 -Got everything you need?
00:12:08 Think you can remember the plan?
00:12:10 Where'd you get the vehicle?
00:12:12 We stole it, like we're going to steal
00:12:15 We're playing war games, right?
00:12:18 l guess not. We'll be
00:12:22 From now on, you're on your own.
00:12:26 Let's go!
00:12:29 Split up into 3 groups.
00:12:45 These two belong to you?
00:13:03 -Where's General Worden?
00:13:09 Oh, my God!
00:13:19 Be with you in a minute, sir.
00:13:26 -How about this one?
00:13:32 That's excellent, Haskell.
00:13:36 Come on, let's go.
00:13:55 We made it.
00:13:56 Where are the others?
00:13:58 8:45. Four should be coming
00:14:00 08:45?!
00:14:03 The enemy is laying a barrage on that
00:14:07 l knew that. That's the one direction
00:14:15 -Are they all set?
00:14:18 Batteries 1, 3 and 4,
00:14:30 Ready!
00:14:32 Aim!
00:14:34 Fire!
00:14:42 Come on!
00:14:43 Let's go!
00:15:01 Load!
00:15:05 Now!
00:15:06 While they're reloading!
00:15:10 Down!
00:15:31 Secure guards!
00:15:33 All right, let's go.
00:15:42 Let's go.
00:15:51 What the hell
00:15:54 What do you mean...
00:15:55 ...boy?
00:15:58 Those lovers...
00:15:59 ...were trying
00:16:04 Change.
00:16:07 What do you mean, change?
00:16:09 You can't do that.
00:16:11 lt's all right, Major.
00:16:14 You can't stop us now.
00:16:17 Let's go.
00:16:19 Come on.
00:16:21 We're on our way.
00:16:33 We get across this road,
00:16:37 My feet are killing me.
00:16:44 What are we waiting here for?
00:16:47 For a jeep, a heavy machine gun,
00:16:52 Like this one?
00:16:54 Slow down.
00:16:56 Attention!
00:17:05 Good afternoon, General.
00:17:16 Mafia has landed.
00:17:18 -Whatever Franko says, Franko does.
00:17:22 Come on, move it out.
00:17:23 Franko out.
00:17:25 Out?
00:17:27 -Who do you think stole this thing?
00:17:31 You and Pinkley are the only guys
00:17:35 This operation is a big enough risk
00:17:38 -Out!
00:17:42 You have until 09:30
00:17:45 You don't make it,
00:17:48 Then we'll take a whack at Plan B.
00:17:51 So long, Major.
00:17:56 Hold on, Maggott,
00:18:00 Attention!
00:18:11 -Morning, Breed.
00:18:14 Everything under control?
00:18:15 -l think you could say that, sir.
00:18:20 Just thought l'd drop by
00:18:23 This is what it looks like.
00:18:32 Push!
00:18:37 -Posey, remember, you're hurt!
00:18:40 Come on, Maggott.
00:18:43 Stand back now.
00:18:55 -What's that?
00:18:59 What was that?
00:19:00 Down the road, sir.
00:19:04 Have somebody take a look.
00:19:05 Why are they around that ridge?
00:19:08 l don't know, sir.
00:19:09 That should have been cleared...
00:19:11 ...half an hour ago.
00:19:13 Well, it sure doesn't look like
00:19:16 Let's go!
00:19:22 -Remember, you're injured!
00:19:25 You forgot the ketchup.
00:19:26 Help!
00:19:48 We got a man that's hurt bad,
00:19:52 Call an ambulance.
00:19:55 -Come on, you two.
00:19:57 Come here.
00:19:59 What were you doing
00:20:01 Got a flat tire.
00:20:04 l didn't ask you that. l asked
00:20:09 Spotting for the field artillery, sir.
00:20:16 Let's see that map.
00:20:25 Private? Come here.
00:20:27 Yes, sir.
00:20:31 What's your name and outfit?
00:20:33 Private Matthews, Donald, sir.
00:20:36 Battery B, 526 Field Artillery, sir.
00:20:39 Where are your orders?
00:20:41 Right here, sir.
00:20:44 From Captain Thornhill.
00:20:49 l know most of the men
00:20:53 l don't recall
00:20:55 No, sir.
00:21:03 We're getting congested at Point B, sir.
00:21:05 Blue forces have mined the road.
00:21:07 -Where's Peterson?
00:21:13 Clear the way!
00:21:15 Somebody got hurt.
00:21:20 Watch it there!
00:21:23 Let's have some help
00:21:27 Count of 3, lift.
00:21:29 Lift!
00:21:35 Where do we put him?
00:21:37 Put him there.
00:21:41 Your men can stay,
00:21:43 Thank you, sir.
00:22:14 Sorry, gentlemen, but this
00:22:17 But we got
00:22:19 That's too bad, because
00:22:27 The enemy, sir.
00:22:28 Come on, let's go!
00:22:36 They can't do that!
00:22:40 You're wearing
00:22:42 That's right.
00:22:44 Watch my finger!
00:22:47 Look here, l'm a doctor.
00:22:49 And l'm a Major, Captain.
00:22:52 Yes, but we just had a radio message.
00:22:56 l have permission
00:23:00 Very cute idea, Captain.
00:23:04 But it's not a gag, sir.
00:23:08 All set back here.
00:23:09 Will you explain the rules to him.
00:23:13 l'm just an observer, Captain,
00:23:16 l can't interfere,
00:23:19 Come on, Doc,
00:23:22 Come on, you too.
00:23:24 Bracelet's on.
00:23:26 Come on, Sugar!
00:23:27 -Got your patient right here, Doc.
00:23:30 Come on, Little Red Riding Hood.
00:23:34 You're really going to enjoy this.
00:23:39 How about this patient, Doc?
00:23:44 Come on, men.
00:23:49 Change to the blue armband.
00:23:50 What about the prisoners?
00:23:52 Sorry. Can't spare the men
00:23:56 You coming?
00:24:16 -ls Franko trying to kill us?
00:24:19 He's going to squash us
00:24:21 You want to be there by 09:30,
00:24:37 How are you, Bill?
00:24:54 lt'll be all right.
00:24:55 Yes, it will.
00:24:58 lt's going to be all right.
00:25:00 l want a strike on Hill 80
00:25:04 Move to the base of the hill.
00:25:09 Thanks very much, Colonel.
00:25:11 lt's been very instructive.
00:25:13 l think l'll take a little ride now
00:25:16 Thank you.
00:25:28 Move it over.
00:26:28 Watch out!
00:26:38 There he is!
00:26:40 The old man.
00:26:58 Major Reisman's compliments, sir.
00:27:09 Hey, Major!
00:27:11 What do you think about that one, Major?
00:27:13 l didn't tell you guys this before.
00:27:17 Because after our last little party...
00:27:19 ...the generals were in favor of sending
00:27:23 Or get hung.
00:27:27 But l made a deal with them.
00:27:29 Knocking off Breed's headquarters
00:27:37 But you weren't really worried,
00:27:40 Not so much, he wasn't!
00:27:42 But we still have one operation to go.
00:27:44 lf you guys foul up this one, none of us
00:27:49 Because up until now,
00:27:51 But, as of tomorrow night,
00:27:54 lf you want to know how real,
00:27:56 lt's my guess that a lot of you guys
00:28:00 ...but there's no sense in squawking,
00:28:04 And besides,
00:28:07 That's more than l did.
00:28:09 Sergeant Bowren!
00:28:12 We've been over this a thousand times...
00:28:15 ...but a lot can go wrong.
00:28:18 Let's see what happens
00:28:21 One.
00:28:24 One!
00:28:25 Down at the roadblock,
00:28:28 -Two!
00:28:31 The Major's men are on a spree!
00:28:34 The Major and Wladislaw
00:28:38 Pinkley stays out in the drive.
00:28:41 Six.
00:28:42 The Major gives the rope a fix.
00:28:45 Wladislaw throws the hook to heaven.
00:28:49 Jiminez has got a date.
00:28:54 The other guys go up the line.
00:28:57 Sawyer and Gilpin are in the pen!
00:29:01 Posey guards Point 5 and 7.
00:29:05 Wladislaw and the Major
00:29:09 And where is Donald Duck?
00:29:11 Donald Duck's down at the crossroads
00:29:14 He'd better not be asleep,
00:29:19 Thirteen!
00:29:20 Franko goes up without being seen!
00:29:23 -Fourteen.
00:29:26 Jiminez cuts the cable.
00:29:30 Fifteen.
00:29:31 Franko goes in
00:29:35 We all come out like it's Halloween!
00:29:40 And kill every officer in sight.
00:29:42 Ours or theirs?
00:29:44 Let's start off with theirs.
00:29:46 Again from the start
00:29:48 -All right. One.
00:29:53 The guards are through!
00:29:55 -Three.
00:29:59 Fourteen.
00:30:00 Zero hour.
00:30:02 And....
00:30:03 Jiminez cuts the cable.
00:30:05 Franko cuts the phone.
00:30:07 Fifteen.
00:30:08 Franko goes in
00:30:11 Sixteen.
00:30:12 We all come out like it's Halloween.
00:30:15 Seventeen?
00:30:17 Seventeen...
00:30:19 ...D-day!
00:30:21 We get out of there
00:30:24 And hope the entire invasion
00:30:28 Otherwise, we've got a long swim home.
00:30:31 How much longer?
00:30:33 l'll ask the driver.
00:30:41 Are you worried
00:30:47 Getting back.
00:30:56 Ready?
00:31:02 Go.
00:31:15 Go!
00:31:31 We're 6 minutes late.
00:31:33 We've been looking for Jiminez.
00:31:36 -We found him hung up in an apple tree.
00:31:39 You mean he's dead?
00:31:41 That's exactly what l mean.
00:31:45 He come this far.
00:31:50 Franko, now you know why
00:31:57 Gilpin. Number 8.
00:31:59 Gilpin, did you hear me?
00:32:02 Gilpin's got a date?
00:32:07 Fourteen.
00:32:08 Zero hour.
00:32:10 Gilpin cuts the cable.
00:32:13 Let's go.
00:32:23 What a great way to start out.
00:32:28 2 more weeks of this nonsense...
00:32:31 ...and l'll be home.
00:32:33 -Final victory?
00:32:35 You may be right.
00:32:38 l'm going on leave.
00:33:08 This other Captain agreed to marry her.
00:33:11 Why?
00:33:12 By then l guess he was used to her.
00:33:15 So on their wedding night
00:33:18 And he thought it was her husband,
00:33:34 So far, so good, Major.
00:34:41 Where are those guys?
00:34:45 Here they come.
00:34:49 Let's go.
00:35:07 Come on, Pinkley.
00:35:45 lt's just like the Major
00:35:49 Really some spread, ain't it?
00:35:53 There they go now.
00:36:15 No blackout?
00:36:17 Think they're expecting us?
00:36:18 Hey, the silencer!
00:37:34 Let's go.
00:37:52 Colonel Schultz
00:37:54 Good. lf you will just sign the book,
00:38:20 Please register.
00:38:21 Show these gentlemen to their rooms.
00:38:26 Thank you, Sergeant.
00:38:33 Radio Room.
00:38:54 Everything okay?
00:38:56 Yeah.
00:39:00 Don't know how many Germans we'll kill,
00:39:06 Do you believe in stuff like that?
00:39:09 l don't know.
00:39:13 l don't think
00:39:51 You room is next door.
00:39:54 lf you go to the bar,
00:39:57 We'll do that.
00:39:59 That is all.
00:40:00 Very well, Captain.
00:40:03 Many thanks.
00:40:13 So how's your German holding out?
00:40:16 l don't know. You know those 2 guys
00:40:20 -l couldn't understand a word they said.
00:40:27 Room 1 1.
00:40:49 Good evening, Colonel.
00:40:57 So?
00:40:59 You go first.
00:41:29 We'll set it up here.
00:42:14 They should have been here by now.
00:43:00 Guard!
00:43:21 l left the rope.
00:44:25 Hold it!
00:44:40 ldiot.
00:44:45 -Stupid Pollock.
00:44:51 Hurry up.
00:45:33 Now.
00:45:51 Ready for the turkey shoot?
00:46:59 l wish l could read this.
00:48:47 What are you doing? Franko
00:48:50 Come on!
00:49:32 Hey, Maggott!
00:49:33 What the hell are you doing?
00:51:08 Wolfgang?
00:51:12 Wolfgang?
00:51:24 lt's me.
00:51:31 Where are you?
00:51:49 Where are you?
00:52:06 Wolfgang,
00:52:12 l'm going.
00:52:46 Scream...
00:52:47 ...bitch.
00:52:52 Scream.
00:52:54 Scream, you slut.
00:52:57 Speak, you harlot!
00:53:00 Scream.
00:53:13 Pre-invasion nerves or passion?
00:53:19 Or both?
00:53:25 Radio room.
00:54:22 Everyone above the rank of lieutenant
00:54:26 Hurry!
00:54:43 Pull it!
00:54:44 Pull it!
00:55:33 -Hey, what's going on?
00:56:50 lt's Judgment Day, you sinners.
00:56:53 Come out!
00:56:55 Come out, wherever you are.
00:59:07 -You didn't think about that, did you?
00:59:40 Got the grenades?
00:59:43 Right, sir.
00:59:45 We got enough
01:00:05 What will we do about them?
01:00:08 Feed the French,
01:00:13 Franko, cover that corner!
01:00:15 What happened?
01:00:16 They're locked in the bunker.
01:00:20 Bring your grenades over here!
01:00:22 l'll take a look.
01:00:34 Here they are!
01:00:42 Take it down there.
01:00:46 Bowren, get Vladek out here!
01:00:50 Where's that coming from?
01:00:59 Vladek, we need you!
01:01:02 Come on.
01:01:08 Franko, get over here and see
01:01:30 Wladislaw, Jefferson...
01:01:31 ...get the lids off those ventilators.
01:01:39 You know what you got to do,
01:01:54 You Frenchies, beat it!
01:02:17 lt's all right.
01:02:18 Go on.
01:02:26 Get back up there
01:02:30 Move it!
01:02:39 Help Bowren!
01:03:27 Hurry it up!
01:03:35 Get one of those trucks started!
01:03:49 The pins in.
01:04:18 Get some gasoline.
01:04:21 Gasoline?
01:04:23 You sure?
01:04:24 You want to ask Pinkley and Vladek?
01:04:30 Yes, sir.
01:05:05 Sawyer, Lever!
01:05:08 You believe these guys?
01:05:10 Keep looking.
01:05:20 The other road!
01:06:13 Come on, baby.
01:06:33 Let's go!
01:06:39 Move over.
01:06:40 Move over!
01:06:44 Get Vladek out of there.
01:07:23 Another flare.
01:07:36 Come on, you....
01:07:40 When l signal you,
01:07:42 1, 2, 3, 4,
01:07:44 We'll wait for you at the bridge.
01:07:47 -Right?
01:07:52 Let's go!
01:08:03 Wladislav, let's go.
01:08:29 Are you okay?
01:08:32 Set them off!
01:08:33 Get that thing out of here,
01:09:02 Let's go.
01:09:08 They're not going to make it.
01:09:11 Get one of the boats
01:09:52 All right, blow it!
01:09:56 Remember, Jefferson...
01:09:58 ...20 seconds.
01:10:08 Faster.
01:10:10 Jefferson, faster!
01:10:11 Come on, Jefferson!
01:10:13 Run!
01:10:14 -Come!
01:10:16 Move!
01:11:20 Come on, start!
01:11:23 lt won't start!
01:11:24 The battery won't start!
01:11:40 All right, get in!
01:11:42 Get in.
01:12:31 Shift.... Shift it!
01:13:18 We made it!
01:13:19 We made it.
01:13:23 Shut up!
01:13:41 Among the many reports of the raid
01:13:45 ...perhaps the most objective
01:13:48 ...in which he states...
01:13:49 ...''We are recommending
01:13:51 ...of the group
01:13:54 ...who survived should have
01:13:57 ...to indicate that they are returning
01:14:02 That the next of kin of those prisoners
01:14:06 ...that they lost their lives
01:14:09 Did a fine job, Major.
01:14:13 l'll see you around.
01:14:16 You did a good job, soldier!
01:14:18 Hurry up and get well.
01:14:35 Boy-oh-boy-oh-boy.
01:14:37 Killing generals
01:14:50 Franko, V.R.
01:14:52 Vladek, M.
01:14:54 Jefferson, R.T.
01:14:56 Pinkley, V.L.
01:14:59 Gilpin, S.
01:15:01 Posey, S.
01:15:03 Sawyer, S.K.
01:15:05 Lever, R.
01:15:07 Bravos, T.R.
01:15:09 Jiminez, J.P.
01:15:11 Maggott, A.J.
01:15:13 ''They lost their lives