Dirty Laundry
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[Helicopter Whirring] |
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[Birds Chirping] |
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So I ain't sure if it's |
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but I was hoping you would help |
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[Woman] |
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I'll be back later. |
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Dang it. I ain't never |
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Come on, boy. Let's go. |
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Sorry I'm late. I was moving as fast as I could. |
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[Man Narrating] I suppose any great novel |
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In this case, the beginning |
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Does a story start with the introduction |
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Or maybe it begins with the origin |
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In any case, here's my great American story |
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Perfect. |
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[Typing] |
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[Man] |
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Hey, excuse me? |
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Could you please turn |
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- Don't work. |
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- Some chicken? |
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- Egg? |
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I hope we, uh, |
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Got me a sour stomach. |
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Used to think it was |
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or, you know, too many fried foods. |
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Tried all them antacids- Pepto- |
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Then I found out I had I.B.S. |
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That's a real condition too. |
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Oh, yes. I'd say it's |
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Lookee here, lookee here. |
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Whoa. Uh, excuse me, sir. |
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Hold on, young'un. |
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. |
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There's all kinds of peppers. |
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You got red peppers |
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you got jalapeno peppers |
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Banana peppers. I'm telling you. |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Whoo! |
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That's what I'm talkin' |
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Mmm-mmm. |
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That's not a real pepper, |
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Oh, boy. |
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Yep. There you go. |
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Here. Take these in. |
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- Okay, Mr. Percy. |
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Here. I'll take these. |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Singing, Indistinct] |
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Do you know that boy? |
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Small town. |
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- Huh. |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Singing Ends] |
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Hello! Hello! |
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- Ugh. |
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Wow. |
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Oh, my God. Sheldon. |
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[Both Laughing] |
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Look at you! |
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Dear Lord, look- look at you! |
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- Look at you. |
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Not quite. |
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Oh. Hey, little man, how you doing? |
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- Good. |
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Oh, Sheldon, it's been so long. |
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Jackie, where's Mom? |
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All right. |
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- [Gabriel] Grandma! Grandma! |
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Oh, little man! Come give your grandma a hug! |
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- How was your trip? |
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- You took a plane. |
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Oh, I knew you'd like that. |
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Mama, it's Sheldon. |
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I'm so proud of you, baby. |
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You sent him on a plane... |
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You sent him on a plane. |
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Boy, don't speak to me in that tone. |
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- Come on, baby. |
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Come on. Let's go upstairs. |
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- So? |
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Well, what's going on? |
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Why would you send a young man |
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He is a smart boy. |
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Looks to me like he did all right. |
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- What's wrong with you? |
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- What's wrong with you? |
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Know what? |
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Okay? Call me Patrick from now on. |
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You were born Sheldon. |
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What in the world were you |
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He's a boy who needs |
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Excuse me? |
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- You think you know everything. |
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Keep your voice down. |
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Well, he needs to know. |
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Well, if I'm his crazy grandma, |
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- Oh, God, this is insane! |
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Mama, I do not have a son. |
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Yes, you do. |
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It's not that this is- |
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He is living and breathing right upstairs. |
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You and I know that I can't have a daughter, |
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Talk plain to me, Sheldon. |
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- Damn it! |
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I told you, this is my house! |
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- Would you two stop this? |
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I'm crazy enough to go upside your head |
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You know what? |
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I don't know why |
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- Why did you start in with him? |
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Yes. Departures. |
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Departures. |
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New York. New York. |
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You know, you-Agents. |
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Operator? |
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Hello. Hi. Yes. I need the first available |
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Hello? Hello? |
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- We don't get good reception out here. |
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- I'm sorry, Sheldon. |
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When Mama asked me for your information, |
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Reach out? Reach out like |
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Reach out like |
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Sheldon, it's been a long time. |
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- [Scoffs] |
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- Oh, that was mellow? |
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Come on, Sheldon. Give her a chance. |
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Oh, my peace of mind, |
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- Sheldon. |
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- She is not evil. |
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Okay, maybe just a little bit. |
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Exactly. |
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Sheldon, just- |
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- Talk about what? |
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Okay, Jackie, I do not have a son. |
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You should talk to her. |
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Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Whoa. |
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Uh, departures. No, no, no. |
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[Footsteps Approaching] |
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An old man in a taxicab |
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Oh. [Chuckles] |
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Light on the starch, |
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Just put it down over there. |
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Uh- |
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[Sighs] |
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Ain't nothing wrong with hard work. |
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You know, and that smoking |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Can we talk? |
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Yeah. Let's talk. |
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Whew. Jesus. |
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Sheldon, not in my house. |
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Okay. Mama, can you please |
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Your name is Sheldon. |
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Your middle name might be Patrick, |
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That's your father's name. |
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Okay, okay. Why don't we just go ahead |
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and just take it step by step? |
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All right. |
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- Tell me about Gabriel. |
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That's your son. |
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Mama, don't you think |
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The boy is 10 years old. |
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Now, 10 years ago, you must have |
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[Chuckling] |
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Christine. |
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That name ring a bell? |
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Christine? No, I don't |
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Christine? |
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She was always coming around |
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Fat girl, |
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always looking for a snack. |
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Oh. Yeah. |
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Yeah. Cookie. |
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Oh, my God. |
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Oh. Cookie? |
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Yeah. Cookie. |
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Ow. |
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- You okay? |
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You need some water |
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Oh, he don't need no lemonade. |
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[Grunts] |
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- My chest is tight. |
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There you go. |
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Ah! Ugh! |
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Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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- Gabriel- |
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- And I'm- |
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Big daddy. Oh. |
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Well, what happened to his mother? |
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- Phew! |
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Well, where is she? |
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Well, that's- that's kind |
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- Damn shame. |
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Well, I'm gonna let |
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Okay. Well, um, |
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two or three years |
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That poor Cookie, |
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I mean, she was just all |
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She cryin'all the time, |
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We didn't even know |
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Okay. All right. |
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Well, you know, she tried |
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She was still a big girl. |
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- Big? |
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- Big? |
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She joined up with |
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They would travel around |
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fat-boy bachelor parties- |
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any place where men wanted |
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Now, personally, |
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I don't know why anybody would |
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Big old booties hanging |
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like a uneven apple on one side |
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Mama, please, |
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Well, okay. |
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In any case, they had just |
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I think it was at Ruby's House |
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- Yep. |
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- The driver was one of the girls in the tour. |
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Well, apparently, the driver |
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that was left over in her purse... |
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[Sighs] |
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Oh, my God. |
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No. Apparently, she got |
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and the bus just went careening |
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- What? |
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Freak fat stripper accident. |
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- Oh. |
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they found Gabriel's birth certificate |
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A take-out menu. |
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Mm-hmm. And that's when Gabe |
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Yeah, it was just recently |
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well, I guess that just |
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Boy, what you doing? |
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I'm writing a check. |
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So why don't you call me |
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or you need an organ |
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Boy, you're gonna need a transplant |
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Sheldon! |
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- Mm-mmm. |
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- So, how do you like living with Aunt Jackie? |
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Huh. Give it time. |
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- I tried telling you. |
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I'm just not really |
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- You don't like kids, do you? |
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I mean- I mean, no, |
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I mean, they're real little people. |
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You know? |
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[Chuckles] |
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I do. |
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You know? |
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[Sighs] |
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I'm really glad that we, you know, |
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And I think that we're gonna end up |
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Okay. Well, you know, |
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Oh, yeah. |
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Okay. All right. |
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Okay. |
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[Chuckles] |
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[Sighs] Okay, Jackie, where is a guy |
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- Your old room's right upstairs. |
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But before you go, |
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- [Laughs] |
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[Snoring] |
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- He don't look foreign. |
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- [Snoring] |
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- It's probably fancy cologne. |
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[Boy] |
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- It smells good. |
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Duh! Yeah. Everything |
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Why is he wearing that mask? |
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That's stupid. |
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Maybe he's a cat burglar. |
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- [Kids, Together] Ooh! |
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[All Screaming] |
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Oh. Kids. |
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[Grunts] |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing] |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Man Rapping] |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
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[Clears Throat] |
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Oops. I'm sorry. |
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I didn't mean to, but I gotta get up early |
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- Right. |
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and I gotta rehearse |
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They only pick the best, so I gotta be the best. |
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- Not really. |
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Mama told me all about you. |
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How long has it been? |
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You sleep late, |
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- [Chuckles] |
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but you probably haven't |
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- Pudge? |
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- You don't talk much. Are you always this quiet? |
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I watch Oprah, and Oprah |
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is a sign that you feel like |
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God. |
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- ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
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- Well, good morning. |
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I don't know how they do it in New York, |
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Okay. Well, I forgot |
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- Really? |
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- [Jackie] Mama! |
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- Mmm. |
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Oh. He must be callin' about his order. |
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No, no, no. Tell him |
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Tell him, um-Just tell him not to call. |
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- Mama, you all right? |
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[Jackie] |
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Okay. Uh- |
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Why are you drinking |
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Well, it stains your teeth, Mama. |
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- Oh, really? |
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You know what? |
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where I can get online and do |
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There ain't nothing on that |
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You need to go to the library |
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There's computers |
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- You can drop me off at the shop on the way. |
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And after you do that, get back over here |
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- Oh. Well- |
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I got a whole lot of washing to do. |
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You remember her. |
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So in about a half hour, |
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- And Gabe will be ready, won't you, honey? |
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- Get your bacon. Just two pieces. |
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- You look so nice in this dress, Tanya. |
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- Yes. |
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- Mm-hmm. |
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Oh, no, no. |
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Oh, thank you. |
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[Crying] |
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Oh. No. What? I'm sorry. Don't cry. |
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- Nothing. It's just her hormones. |
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- [Woman] Girl, shut it up. |
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- Get the book. |
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Yeah, wedding magazines. |
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Kind of like a shot of tequila. |
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Clarine, that's my brother Sheldon. |
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Oh, Sheldon, huh? |
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You married? Single? |
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Clarine! |
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Oh, girl, I'm just playin'. Ain't nothing wrong |
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Uh, well, no. |
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No. And-And, well, yes. |
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Oh, you're so proper. |
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- Where are you from? |
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The Big Apple? |
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Ooh! East Side! |
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- You know Eddie Murphy? |
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Biggie? Puffy? |
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- Tupac? |
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Oh, no, she didn't. |
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No, this heifer did not. |
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Tupac is alive. |
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He over in Cuba somewhere kickin' it. |
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They take all the good ones- |
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Martin, Malcolm, Don Cornelius. |
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- Don Cornelius? |
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- The book, ho. Read the book. |
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You know, I think |
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Yeah. Good. And don't |
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because it's bingo night, |
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Ooh. Bingo and potato salad. |
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Smart-ass. 7:00. |
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Girl, how you make your potato salad? |
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- I'm not telling you. |
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I want some deviled eggs. |
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Whoo! |
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[Sheldon Narrating] |
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kids have been fighting for |
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Erik and Lyle Menendez probably |
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but my point is that |
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And I'm sure that somewhere |
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even Hansel and Gretel |
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Then there was my brother Eugene. |
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[Jackie] There are two emergency exits |
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In case of an emergency, |
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and lead you straight to- |
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There are two emergency exits |
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- In case of an emergency, the lights on the- |
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- Hey. |
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- What's up? |
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- Nothing. |
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- Just playin' around. |
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- Sheldon. |
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- Sheldon! |
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Give it to me. |
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Why not? I mean, |
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Why should I be the only one |
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And that's the point. |
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- I did pass my first exam though. |
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Yeah, but don't say nothing. |
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Your secret is safe with me, okay? |
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[Sighs] |
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When did you move back in here? |
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Mmm, about two years ago. |
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Broke up with Pudge's daddy. |
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He was cheatin' on me. |
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And moved back in here, was gonna |
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Yeah. She's like a black hole. |
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You talk to Eugene? |
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Sheldon, don't- |
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Sheldon. Sheldon! |
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Come back here! |
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What are you doin'? |
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Well, you're not that rusty. |
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Well, what did I say? What if people saw us? |
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Well, they'd probably think |
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- [Both Laugh] |
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I ain't some loosey-goosey |
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bring over your drawers |
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and then make me |
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Loosey-goosey. |
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Look, we've been goin' |
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and I believe |
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You know, let it go. |
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No. |
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- I love you, Evie. |
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- Evelyn Bernice Davis. |
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There's been something |
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Unless you askin' me to put more starch |
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But, Evelyn- |
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Come on, you old fool! |
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Look, I-I-I know you had it real bad |
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but I-I-I just want you to be happy. |
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Now, see, that's something you don't know |
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I should have never gotten involved |
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- Evelyn, come on! |
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- Get on! Get! Get off my porch! |
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Get your ass off my porch. |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
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- See you tomorrow. |
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¢Ü¢Ü[Piano] |
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¢Ü Holy, holy ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Holy ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Lord God ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Early ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Early in the morning ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Our song ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Shall rise to thee, yeah ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü |
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¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü |
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- ¢Ü Yeah ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Bless this Trinity ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Almighty God in ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Three persons ¢Ü |
00:28:08 |
¢Ü Bless this Trinity ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü |
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¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü |
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¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü |
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- ¢Ü Blessed Trinity ¢Ü |
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¢Ü Blessed Trini-¢Ü |
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¢Ü Trini-¢Ü |
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¢Ü Trinity ¢Ü |
00:28:43 |
¢Ü Yeah, yeah ¢Ü¢Ü |
00:28:48 |
- Oh! |
00:28:50 |
All right. |
00:28:55 |
All right, sopranos. |
00:28:57 |
- But you all really need to give |
00:29:00 |
Sopranos, you too. |
00:29:03 |
- I know I hit my note. |
00:29:06 |
Now, Clarine and Jackie, |
00:29:09 |
Tenors, wonderful. |
00:29:11 |
Okay. I'll see everyone next week. |
00:29:14 |
[Lettuce] |
00:29:16 |
[Both Murmuring] |
00:29:21 |
Uh, Jackie? |
00:29:23 |
Jackie. |
00:29:27 |
I hear my nephew done |
00:29:30 |
- Heard already? Yeah, he back. |
00:29:33 |
Well, good news travels faster |
00:29:38 |
You know, God is great. |
00:29:41 |
Always great, 24/7, 365. |
00:29:45 |
So, how is he? |
00:29:47 |
- He's fine. |
00:29:49 |
Well, let's just hope |
00:29:53 |
Let's hope he stays put. |
00:29:55 |
You know. |
00:29:57 |
Rolling stones have always |
00:30:01 |
- Ma'am? |
00:30:03 |
Oh, child, don't pay me no mind. |
00:30:07 |
I was just never fond |
00:30:09 |
I always told Evelyn |
00:30:13 |
One never knows what happen when you |
00:30:18 |
How are your four kids |
00:30:26 |
You, uh- |
00:30:30 |
You tell your mama |
00:30:32 |
- You do that. |
00:30:38 |
Yeah, you do that. |
00:30:40 |
[Scoffs] |
00:30:55 |
[Doorbell Rings] |
00:30:59 |
[Doorbell Rings] |
00:31:04 |
Lettie, what you doin' here? |
00:31:06 |
I told Jackie to tell you |
00:31:09 |
She warned me, but I'm |
00:31:11 |
They getting ready |
00:31:13 |
Oh, Evie, now, honey, |
00:31:16 |
Can't you see I brought the |
00:31:20 |
You remember sisters Norma Jean... |
00:31:23 |
Berta May and Willa. |
00:31:26 |
[Together] |
00:31:28 |
Ladies. |
00:31:30 |
In any case, we thought it prudent |
00:31:34 |
Let him know all the wonderful places |
00:31:39 |
- Now he is coming to church, ain't he? |
00:31:42 |
Well, one can never be too sure now. |
00:31:44 |
All that big city living. |
00:31:47 |
Nothing wrong with fortified. |
00:31:50 |
- He ain't home. |
00:31:53 |
Well, now, we were under the impression |
00:31:58 |
I guess we were misinformed. |
00:32:00 |
What, you got spies in my house? |
00:32:02 |
[Laughs] |
00:32:04 |
- [All Laughing] |
00:32:07 |
June Mosley from across the way |
00:32:10 |
Now, you know she sits |
00:32:14 |
[Together] |
00:32:17 |
Stand down, June! |
00:32:22 |
[Scoffs] |
00:32:26 |
Might as well come on in, |
00:32:43 |
- Hey, baby. How was school? |
00:32:47 |
Why don't you go on upstairs, |
00:32:49 |
Supper gonna be ready in a minute. |
00:32:55 |
You forgot how to fold? |
00:32:57 |
- No, ma'am. |
00:33:02 |
Mmm. |
00:33:06 |
Two of you don't seem |
00:33:09 |
Well, what is there to say? |
00:33:12 |
- Well- |
00:33:16 |
Mama! Come on now! |
00:33:19 |
Boy, don't be hollerin' |
00:33:22 |
- I can hear. |
00:33:24 |
- What you got? |
00:33:29 |
Got you ham, just like you like it. |
00:33:31 |
Uh, got you pork chops, |
00:33:35 |
And I brought some of that |
00:33:37 |
Oh, you're not usin' me as a guinea pig. |
00:33:41 |
- You're not gonna say hi to your brother? |
00:33:43 |
- Typical. |
00:33:46 |
- Eugene. |
00:33:48 |
'cause he brought |
00:33:50 |
What, are you, like, 12? |
00:33:52 |
Don't call your brother an idiot. |
00:33:54 |
What else am I supposed |
00:33:56 |
- Well, he may be dumb, but he's not an idiot. |
00:33:59 |
Shut up, stupid! |
00:34:04 |
Shel! |
00:34:06 |
Sheldon, what you cryin' for? |
00:34:08 |
- Mom ripped up my journal. |
00:34:11 |
- It's not a stupid book! |
00:34:15 |
You make me sick, Eugene! |
00:34:18 |
Crybaby. Sissy. |
00:34:20 |
- Shut up! |
00:34:25 |
- All right. |
00:34:27 |
Oh, baby. |
00:34:29 |
All right. |
00:34:31 |
[Both Laughing] |
00:34:34 |
Mmm. Got a little bit of champagne. |
00:34:37 |
- Ooh, yes! |
00:34:40 |
- Oh! Butcher man by day |
00:34:46 |
- Sausage king. |
00:34:48 |
- Sausage king. |
00:34:50 |
- Mmm. |
00:34:52 |
Mmm. Finally I get a chance |
00:34:56 |
[Slurping] |
00:34:59 |
Ah. |
00:35:01 |
- [Chuckling] |
00:35:03 |
- Oh. |
00:35:06 |
- Damn! |
00:35:09 |
- Baby, what if it's an emergency? |
00:35:13 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
00:35:15 |
Ooh, that's cocoa butter. |
00:35:17 |
- Your favorite flavor. |
00:35:19 |
[Both Laughing] |
00:35:21 |
- [Doorbell Buzzing] |
00:35:25 |
You are a butcher. What kind of emergency |
00:35:29 |
- The B.L.T. Ran out of bacon? |
00:35:31 |
- The chicken can't find his wing? |
00:35:34 |
- Come on, Cooter. |
00:35:36 |
You know that ain't nobody |
00:35:39 |
- What took you so long? |
00:35:42 |
Child, you look ridiculous! |
00:35:45 |
- Why are you dressed in that outfit? |
00:35:48 |
Well, you know, I came over here |
00:35:51 |
Oh. Well, you know, um, |
00:35:54 |
well, not really- |
00:35:56 |
- It's not a- It's not a good time. |
00:35:58 |
Hello, Mother Davis. |
00:36:01 |
Oh. |
00:36:03 |
I see why. |
00:36:06 |
You look like a pimp, |
00:36:08 |
Excuse me. |
00:36:11 |
[Chuckles] |
00:36:13 |
Now... is not... |
00:36:18 |
I don't need to see or hear nothing |
00:36:21 |
- Well, here you are. |
00:36:25 |
well, we weren't exactly |
00:36:29 |
I think I can speak for myself. |
00:36:31 |
Oh, honey, that outfit |
00:36:33 |
Mama. Baby. |
00:36:36 |
Eugene, I don't have all night. |
00:36:38 |
Just five minutes, baby. |
00:36:41 |
- I need five minutes. |
00:36:43 |
You don't listen to me, Eugene. |
00:36:46 |
Mama, you know that me |
00:36:51 |
Son, that woman is too old |
00:36:55 |
The last egg she saw, she ate it. |
00:36:58 |
[Abigail] |
00:37:01 |
Yeah, right, and I'm Britney Spears. |
00:37:03 |
Mama, I'm gonna have to go. |
00:37:06 |
I need to talk to you about Sheldon. |
00:37:08 |
Shel- Sheldon? |
00:37:12 |
Sheldon always |
00:37:14 |
So I'm sure that |
00:37:16 |
- Eugene. |
00:37:19 |
- Eugene! |
00:37:22 |
Can't take it. Mmm. |
00:37:25 |
Ooh, baby. Wait a minute. |
00:37:28 |
Oh. Is that candle wax? |
00:37:31 |
Cocoa butter. Ooh. |
00:37:33 |
[Snoring] |
00:37:43 |
Oh! Oh, God. |
00:37:46 |
I'm sorry. |
00:37:49 |
Go, go, go. |
00:37:53 |
- [Sheldon Grunts] |
00:37:55 |
- Go away. |
00:37:58 |
[Groans] |
00:38:01 |
Gran's not gonna like that. |
00:38:04 |
- [Gabriel] Aunt Jackie! |
00:38:08 |
Sheldon! |
00:38:10 |
Is it impossible for anybody in this house |
00:38:13 |
- Get up. |
00:38:15 |
Get up. I don't want |
00:38:18 |
Okay. Okay, okay, okay. |
00:38:20 |
[Snoring] |
00:38:25 |
[Gasps] |
00:38:28 |
What you coverin' up? |
00:38:31 |
- Get out! |
00:38:34 |
I am a grown man capable |
00:38:38 |
Sunday is my rest day. Okay? |
00:38:41 |
So I'm not going to church, |
00:38:43 |
Boy, have you lost |
00:38:45 |
- Give me that! |
00:38:48 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Gospel] |
00:38:53 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
00:39:00 |
¢ÜJoy will come |
00:39:03 |
¢Ü Peace and joy |
00:39:06 |
¢ÜLife is everlasting |
00:39:09 |
¢Ü What joy ¢Ü |
00:39:12 |
¢Ü What joy ¢Ü |
00:39:16 |
¢Ü What joy to praise his name ¢Ü |
00:39:23 |
¢ÜJoy ¢Ü |
00:39:26 |
¢Ü I've got joy ¢Ü |
00:39:30 |
¢ÜJoy ¢Ü |
00:39:33 |
¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü |
00:39:36 |
¢ÜJoy ¢Ü |
00:39:40 |
¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü |
00:39:43 |
¢ÜJoy ¢Ü |
00:39:45 |
¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü |
00:39:47 |
- ¢Ü What a storehouse of grace ¢Ü |
00:39:50 |
¢ÜHe's an anchor in place ¢Ü |
00:39:54 |
¢Ü What joy ¢Ü |
00:39:57 |
¢Ü What joy |
00:40:04 |
¢Ü What joy ¢Ü |
00:40:06 |
¢Ü I've got all my joy ¢Ü |
00:40:10 |
¢Ü What joy ¢Ü |
00:40:13 |
¢Ü What joy to praise his name ¢Ü¢Ü |
00:40:19 |
[Cheering] |
00:40:42 |
Yeah! |
00:40:46 |
- Good morning. |
00:40:48 |
Well, I just want to remind you |
00:40:52 |
- immediately after the church service. |
00:40:56 |
We're gonna have |
00:41:01 |
picnic jamboree to raise money |
00:41:06 |
- [Cheering] |
00:41:10 |
And our own- our own |
00:41:15 |
is gonna be performing under the direction |
00:41:19 |
- [Cheering] |
00:41:23 |
And the concert will also |
00:41:28 |
the lovely Miss Lettuce Dupree! |
00:41:30 |
Oh, hallelujah, |
00:41:33 |
¢Ü I'm glad to be here ¢Ü |
00:41:36 |
¢Ü I'm glad to be here ¢Ü |
00:41:38 |
¢Ü I said I'm glad |
00:41:41 |
¢Ü So glad to be here ¢Ü |
00:41:44 |
- ¢Ü I said I'm glad ¢Ü |
00:41:47 |
- ¢Ü Glad, glad ¢Ü |
00:41:50 |
[Together] |
00:41:54 |
- Hallelujah! Hallelujah! |
00:41:56 |
Oh, thank you, Miss Sister Lettuce. |
00:41:59 |
Oh, yeah! In honor to God, |
00:42:03 |
Pastor James, deacons, mothers... |
00:42:05 |
members, family |
00:42:07 |
I just wanna say... |
00:42:10 |
this is my husband right here, |
00:42:14 |
owner and proprietor... |
00:42:16 |
of Dupree's World Classic |
00:42:22 |
He and I just want |
00:42:25 |
for the uniforms |
00:42:28 |
Hallelu- |
00:42:30 |
- Sit down, Lettie. |
00:42:33 |
A check in the amount of $1,000. |
00:42:38 |
- [Man] Yeah! |
00:42:43 |
- Thank you. |
00:42:46 |
I am simply testifying |
00:42:50 |
Sounds like you're testifyin' about the size |
00:42:55 |
[Congregation] |
00:42:57 |
Evelyn, that's a hurtful |
00:42:59 |
Mama, could you guys be quiet? |
00:43:01 |
¢Ü I'm glad you sat down ¢Ü |
00:43:05 |
[Snickers] |
00:43:06 |
Well, today's sermon |
00:43:10 |
- Luke, 15th chapter. |
00:43:13 |
- [Woman] All right. |
00:43:15 |
- All right. |
00:43:17 |
- Prodigal son. |
00:43:19 |
Here's a sermon that all of you should hear |
00:43:24 |
- Yes. |
00:43:26 |
I can't believe I'm here. |
00:43:28 |
Shh! |
00:43:30 |
I like the story. It goes like this. |
00:43:34 |
Don't you "shh" me. |
00:43:36 |
- I'll "shh" you whenever I want. |
00:43:38 |
- Shh! |
00:43:40 |
Psst. Psst. |
00:43:42 |
Hey. I'm a good cook. |
00:43:46 |
[Pastor James]... go off and live a little bit, |
00:43:50 |
So the father thought |
00:43:52 |
He said, "Well, |
00:43:54 |
I'll let him spread his wings." |
00:43:56 |
- You know about spreading |
00:44:00 |
[Laughing] |
00:44:02 |
[Chattering] |
00:44:04 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Humming |
00:44:09 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
00:44:14 |
- Oh, brother Sheldon. |
00:44:16 |
Good to see you here today, |
00:44:19 |
Oh, Pastor James, we have got to go. |
00:44:22 |
But I will be calling you. |
00:44:25 |
Um, backsliders, honor thy mother and father. |
00:44:31 |
I'm gonna write my thoughts |
00:44:34 |
- But we must go. Come on, Son. |
00:44:38 |
- Yep. |
00:44:40 |
¢Ü I got the sweet, sweet ¢Ü |
00:44:42 |
- ¢Ü I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it ¢Ü |
00:44:46 |
¢ÜI got the-¢Ü¢Ü Check the bucket. |
00:44:49 |
Tried to short me |
00:44:51 |
fillin' that bucket |
00:44:56 |
My fried okra in there |
00:44:58 |
- Pudge, check for the biscuits. |
00:45:00 |
- All right then. |
00:45:05 |
Nice. Dignified. |
00:45:10 |
Sitting waterfront, eating egg-white omelets |
00:45:15 |
What you mumbling about? |
00:45:18 |
Uh, nothing. |
00:45:20 |
I was just thinking |
00:45:23 |
having brunch with, uh- |
00:45:27 |
- Ryan? |
00:45:29 |
[Pudge] |
00:45:31 |
- I don't know. |
00:45:33 |
Is he from the gas company? |
00:45:42 |
[Groans] |
00:45:46 |
Ryan, what are you doing here? |
00:45:49 |
- Airplane, silly. |
00:45:53 |
- I found the tickets, Patrick. |
00:45:56 |
- Uh- |
00:45:58 |
- Uh- Oh, God. |
00:46:01 |
- This- |
00:46:04 |
[Scoffs] I don't think so. |
00:46:07 |
France? |
00:46:10 |
- Who's Sheldon? Baby, you- |
00:46:12 |
Baby? |
00:46:16 |
Kids, come on. Get in the house. |
00:46:19 |
- Baby? |
00:46:23 |
Baby? |
00:46:29 |
What the hell is going on? |
00:46:32 |
- Mama, watch your mouth. |
00:46:35 |
His name is Ryan, |
00:46:39 |
- Partner? |
00:46:41 |
Okay? |
00:46:43 |
- The white boy? |
00:46:47 |
Dramatic? |
00:46:49 |
You got a lot of nerve! |
00:46:51 |
Right in your- |
00:46:54 |
- I didn't invite him here. |
00:46:57 |
- That's not the point, Jackie. |
00:46:59 |
It doesn't matter. |
00:47:00 |
Boy, I'm going to relevant |
00:47:03 |
Ooh! Partner? |
00:47:06 |
- A white boy? In my house? |
00:47:08 |
And on a Sunday too! |
00:47:10 |
Come on, Mama. |
00:47:12 |
Didn't- Didn't I cover this when |
00:47:16 |
Yeah, I remember |
00:47:18 |
"Sheldon, don't get |
00:47:20 |
and don't bring home |
00:47:22 |
- I remember. |
00:47:26 |
Excuse me. |
00:47:29 |
Patrick, can I speak |
00:47:36 |
Yeah. |
00:47:38 |
Sit down, Mama. |
00:47:41 |
- Oh, I'm okay, Jackie. |
00:47:43 |
- Mama, just sit down, please. |
00:47:49 |
- I'm leaving. |
00:47:52 |
- I'm leaving. |
00:47:54 |
Yeah, and it's already more drama |
00:47:58 |
Don't leave. |
00:48:00 |
I mean, has our whole entire relationship |
00:48:03 |
No. I love you. |
00:48:06 |
And that's just supposed to make |
00:48:09 |
You know, Dr. Phil says that a love |
00:48:13 |
is just like |
00:48:17 |
Look, you know what? |
00:48:21 |
Don't patronize me right now. |
00:48:23 |
Calm down. Stay. |
00:48:25 |
[Sighs] |
00:48:28 |
- I'm leaving. |
00:48:30 |
- Yes, I am. |
00:48:33 |
[Evelyn] |
00:48:36 |
[Whispering] |
00:48:38 |
Yes, he is! |
00:48:41 |
- [Sighs] |
00:48:46 |
You know, I must say... |
00:48:48 |
this is some of the best |
00:48:51 |
It came from the chicken shack |
00:48:54 |
You know, Patrick |
00:48:57 |
He always wants to eat |
00:48:59 |
and I'm like, "Muh! |
00:49:10 |
[Sighs] |
00:49:16 |
This... is nice. |
00:49:19 |
Could you excuse us for a minute? |
00:49:22 |
Oh. |
00:49:26 |
And I'm gonna go check on the kids. |
00:49:38 |
You were always ashamed |
00:49:41 |
Oh, God. Please, man, |
00:49:43 |
- You know that's not true. |
00:49:46 |
You walk around here with them big-ass ideas |
00:49:49 |
Okay. It's not my fault that I didn't want |
00:49:53 |
That's a good job. |
00:49:56 |
And it paid for your fancy ass |
00:49:59 |
- You got one more time to call me fancy. |
00:50:01 |
- Just callin' it like I see it, bro. |
00:50:03 |
That's exactly why I didn't wanna spend |
00:50:06 |
- Now, wait a fuckin' minute. |
00:50:09 |
with simple people with small ideas. |
00:50:11 |
I'm the only one that can use |
00:50:14 |
Mama, I'm not a boy. |
00:50:16 |
See, that is your problem, Sheldon. |
00:50:20 |
You always had too much pride. |
00:50:22 |
Mama, do you know |
00:50:25 |
to finally feel good about who I am? |
00:50:28 |
I don't know what you're |
00:50:30 |
- I have always- |
00:50:33 |
- Sheldon, I see you. |
00:50:40 |
Do you realize how hard it was |
00:50:43 |
You know, feeling like I never |
00:50:47 |
or feeling like something |
00:50:49 |
I always raised my kids not to even care |
00:50:53 |
- Mama, I'm talking about you. |
00:50:56 |
I never felt good enough. |
00:50:58 |
At all. Never. |
00:51:00 |
You know, I couldn't say the right things, |
00:51:03 |
You know, I just- I felt |
00:51:06 |
- Sheldon. Now, you know that- |
00:51:10 |
- Well, what about you, Sheldon? |
00:51:12 |
Always lookin' down your nose |
00:51:15 |
- Oh, come on. |
00:51:18 |
- "Nobody understands me. Nobody loves me." |
00:51:22 |
- You are full of bullshit. |
00:51:25 |
No. You don't know yourself, bro. |
00:51:29 |
Man, that is the last thing |
00:51:31 |
Some psychoanalysis from a guy |
00:51:35 |
Butcher shop, huh? |
00:51:39 |
That's fine. I guess you |
00:51:42 |
'Cause I just work |
00:51:44 |
And you've done gone off and made |
00:51:47 |
- Well- |
00:51:49 |
It's Patrick now. |
00:51:52 |
Patrick the man about town. |
00:51:55 |
Man, you think you are smarter than everybody |
00:51:59 |
Better than me. Better than Mama. |
00:52:02 |
You know, Eugene, listen to me. |
00:52:05 |
- I am not ashamed of who I am. |
00:52:10 |
Is that why little Swiss Miss out there thought |
00:52:14 |
You so damn proud of yourself, but apparently |
00:52:18 |
- that your mama ain't nothing |
00:52:21 |
- Mama, l- |
00:52:23 |
- Look in the mirror. |
00:52:28 |
You know what? You think you know everything, |
00:52:31 |
- [Eugene] Really? |
00:52:33 |
All you do is whine. |
00:52:37 |
Complain about yourself. |
00:52:39 |
Look, I didn't ask |
00:52:41 |
Everybody shut up! |
00:52:44 |
[Sheldon] |
00:52:46 |
Wanna know why I didn't |
00:52:48 |
Because I didn't want |
00:52:51 |
and realize one day |
00:52:55 |
Sheldon. |
00:52:58 |
[Sheldon Narrating] |
00:53:01 |
[Typing] |
00:53:03 |
I had a wonderful life |
00:53:07 |
And why wouldn't I? |
00:53:10 |
a successful writer |
00:53:13 |
- [Knocking] |
00:53:15 |
You're late. |
00:53:19 |
This month's cover just hit the stands, |
00:53:22 |
We are on fire. |
00:53:25 |
is how this absolutely captures |
00:53:28 |
the struggle of what |
00:53:30 |
to be successful, both at home |
00:53:33 |
It is very new, |
00:53:37 |
and very, very, very Susan. |
00:53:41 |
Thank you, everyone. I really |
00:53:44 |
Oh, Patrick, so nice |
00:53:46 |
Oh, I am so very sorry. |
00:53:48 |
- He was drinking coffee. |
00:53:52 |
Okay, Liz, be a love and get us two coffees, |
00:53:57 |
Uh, yeah. I'll have |
00:54:00 |
made with decaffeinated |
00:54:03 |
heavy on the foam |
00:54:06 |
- Okay? Thank you. |
00:54:08 |
- What about his mochaccino? |
00:54:10 |
we're gonna have a wonderful photo |
00:54:13 |
- Excuse me. Excuse me. |
00:54:15 |
Well, this month's cover, Susan- |
00:54:19 |
- I got your latest article. |
00:54:27 |
- [Chuckles] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Susan. |
00:54:32 |
Susan, I've been very good |
00:54:34 |
Well, of course you have. Otherwise I never |
00:54:38 |
- Okay. So what's the problem? |
00:54:41 |
There's no emotional depth. |
00:54:43 |
- Pop. |
00:54:45 |
- Boring. |
00:54:47 |
- Boring. |
00:54:49 |
but as your editor, |
00:54:52 |
Susan, are you firing me? |
00:54:55 |
No, no, no, no, no. |
00:54:57 |
What I do think is you should go back |
00:55:00 |
two, three, four, six. |
00:55:04 |
And come back with something fresh. |
00:55:06 |
Get real, Patrick. |
00:55:09 |
- Uh- |
00:55:12 |
[Sheldon Narrating] You know how we're always |
00:55:15 |
who accepts us for exactly who we are, |
00:55:19 |
Well, I found him. |
00:55:21 |
Well, it's their loss. |
00:55:24 |
Me. Fired. |
00:55:26 |
Well, I mean, she didn't really fire you. |
00:55:30 |
You needed to take some time off. |
00:55:33 |
[Together] |
00:55:36 |
Two years. |
00:55:38 |
- Nothing's perfect, baby. |
00:55:41 |
- Oh. |
00:55:43 |
Well, maybe now you can- |
00:55:45 |
you can write that book |
00:55:48 |
- and you'll become super famous |
00:55:50 |
And then you can |
00:55:52 |
and buy the magazine back |
00:55:55 |
[Laughs] |
00:55:57 |
You are goofy. You know that? |
00:56:02 |
And we're gonna have mini quiches. |
00:56:05 |
- Mmm. Do I have to come? |
00:56:08 |
It's my three-year anniversary. |
00:56:11 |
It's not like you guys are married. You know, |
00:56:15 |
He loves me and we wear |
00:56:17 |
- I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. |
00:56:20 |
You know, |
00:56:22 |
Patrick has never once complained |
00:56:25 |
- or any of- |
00:56:27 |
That's what I'm talking about. |
00:56:29 |
You're my best friend and you are constantly |
00:56:32 |
I'm just saying that |
00:56:35 |
isn't the fast track to Broadway. |
00:56:38 |
Maybe not, but Patrick |
00:56:41 |
Seriously, Daniel, he's the best thing |
00:56:45 |
- Weight Watchers is the best |
00:56:48 |
- [Doorbell Rings] |
00:56:50 |
[Sheldon Narrating] Have you ever had a day |
00:56:55 |
Happy anniversary, baby. |
00:56:57 |
Oh. Thank you, baby. |
00:56:59 |
[Sheldon Narrating] Some people call it |
00:57:02 |
- Happy anniversary, you two. |
00:57:05 |
- Oh. Thank you, Daniel. |
00:57:08 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing] |
00:57:16 |
He's a little touchy. |
00:57:19 |
- [Chattering] |
00:57:22 |
- Hello there! |
00:57:26 |
Hey, guys, who wants |
00:57:29 |
I'm not selling any cookies. |
00:57:32 |
- Are you serious? |
00:57:34 |
[Chattering] |
00:57:36 |
[Sheldon Narrating] |
00:57:38 |
this is what we call |
00:57:41 |
- I'm looking for Mr. Davis. |
00:57:44 |
I'm looking for Mr. Davis. |
00:57:46 |
I'm- I'm Mr. Davis. |
00:57:48 |
Um, Gabriel. |
00:57:51 |
- [Scratches] |
00:57:54 |
[Glass Shatters] |
00:57:56 |
Look, I just need to go |
00:57:59 |
- But you said he's not your kid. |
00:58:01 |
Then why do you have to leave? |
00:58:04 |
Somehow he got all the way out here. |
00:58:06 |
Obviously, there's been |
00:58:09 |
I know... |
00:58:11 |
but I need to figure out the whos |
00:58:15 |
We're okay. |
00:58:17 |
Look, baby, trust me. |
00:58:19 |
I love you too. |
00:58:24 |
Good. Well, I'll call you |
00:58:26 |
- Okay. |
00:58:39 |
- So let me get this straight. You let him leave? |
00:58:43 |
Hmm. Let's see. |
00:58:45 |
Hire a private investigator? |
00:58:48 |
- But a relationship is built on trust. |
00:58:51 |
When I was a kid, |
00:58:54 |
I'd have the milk and cookies by the fireplace |
00:58:58 |
And when I'd wake up in the |
00:59:00 |
No gifts under the tree, |
00:59:02 |
And my parents told me it was because Santa |
00:59:06 |
And it wasn't until years later that I found out |
00:59:10 |
My parents were just cheap. |
00:59:12 |
- But you're Chinese. |
00:59:15 |
The point is, trust will take its hot jagged blade |
00:59:19 |
- You really need therapy. |
00:59:21 |
Are you saying that Patrick's |
00:59:23 |
I am the last one to butt into |
00:59:28 |
if I were you, I would be a little bit |
00:59:31 |
- Okay. Stop calling him that. |
00:59:34 |
Has Patrick ever mentioned |
00:59:37 |
Children. I mean, who knows? |
00:59:41 |
A wife, 12 kids. |
00:59:43 |
Oh, my Uncle Rico, |
00:59:45 |
All the time we thought |
00:59:48 |
Come to find out, |
00:59:51 |
He had this whole mango empire. |
00:59:53 |
Mango jam, mango ice cream, mango tea, |
00:59:57 |
mangoes in light syrup, |
00:59:59 |
Carm, Carm. |
01:00:02 |
Okay, look, I am- I am |
01:00:06 |
- Oh, baby. |
01:00:09 |
I trust him. |
01:00:11 |
This is so sad. |
01:00:14 |
It's like watching |
01:00:17 |
[High-pitched Voice] |
01:00:22 |
- [Chattering] |
01:00:25 |
- [Laughing] |
01:00:27 |
[Jackie] |
01:00:29 |
Oh. |
01:00:32 |
So, Ryan, I made up |
01:00:35 |
and got fresh linens and everything. |
01:00:37 |
Don't even worry about it. |
01:00:40 |
Oh, do you know what? Why don't you |
01:00:44 |
and I'll check in on you |
01:00:48 |
Come on. |
01:00:58 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Vocalizing] |
01:01:04 |
- You know I ain't perfect, Sheldon. |
01:01:07 |
I've done the best |
01:01:10 |
- Look, you know what- |
01:01:12 |
Now, I didn't have a lot. |
01:01:15 |
I worked hard tryin' to provide |
01:01:18 |
[Sighs] |
01:01:21 |
a good upbringing. |
01:01:23 |
[Sighs] |
01:01:25 |
I just wish you had |
01:01:29 |
were a little bit prouder |
01:01:36 |
Guess I did a better job |
01:01:41 |
But I ain't apologizin' |
01:01:46 |
'cause raisin' kids |
01:01:50 |
It ain't easy. |
01:01:53 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Singing] |
01:02:01 |
Mama. |
01:02:06 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Ends] |
01:02:11 |
[Sighs] |
01:02:14 |
- So, um- |
01:02:17 |
[Children Shouting] |
01:02:19 |
[Chuckles] |
01:02:25 |
You know, look, Gabe... |
01:02:27 |
about what I said |
01:02:31 |
You know, your uncle |
01:02:34 |
they really can just |
01:02:39 |
And sometimes adults can say things |
01:02:43 |
- I guess. |
01:02:47 |
Okay. Well, maybe |
01:02:50 |
I got friends. Thanks. |
01:02:59 |
[Door Closes] |
01:03:03 |
[Sighs] |
01:03:14 |
- Hey. What's the matter? |
01:03:18 |
Well, there's gotta be something, |
01:03:22 |
Today's the callback |
01:03:26 |
Not going to a callback? |
01:03:28 |
That has to be one of the seven deadly sins. |
01:03:31 |
But the girls said I'm fat. |
01:03:33 |
You're not fat. |
01:03:36 |
A little round, but not fat. |
01:03:39 |
They laughed at me and said I bounce around |
01:03:44 |
Sweetie, they're just |
01:03:47 |
- You can't let them steal your sunshine. |
01:03:50 |
Yeah. It's- It's like |
01:03:53 |
You have to do it your way. |
01:03:55 |
- Mahoga-what? |
01:04:00 |
[Laughs] |
01:04:03 |
I mean, as incredible as Diana |
01:04:07 |
which she totally deserved |
01:04:10 |
Mahogany was a tour de force. |
01:04:11 |
I mean, she even designed |
01:04:14 |
- Mm-mmm. |
01:04:17 |
Carmen Jones, Valley of the Dolls, |
01:04:21 |
Okay, Dreamgirls, |
01:04:24 |
- Nope. |
01:04:29 |
Abigail. Come on, girl. |
01:04:33 |
- What you mean, meddlin'? |
01:04:35 |
Because you are always puttin' your nose |
01:04:38 |
My family is my business! |
01:04:40 |
I don't meddle, do I, Eugene? |
01:04:42 |
Well, um, on the wedding day |
01:04:47 |
Well, I had something to say. |
01:04:48 |
Well, when the pastor asks, |
01:04:52 |
Only ghetto people |
01:04:55 |
Oh, baby, that was four years ago. |
01:04:58 |
- Stop it, Mama. Come on, Abigail. We gotta go. |
01:05:00 |
- Baby. Baby. |
01:05:04 |
Now, Mother Davis, |
01:05:06 |
- Don't call me Mother Davis. |
01:05:10 |
Well, it just seems silly, |
01:05:14 |
Old? Who you callin'- |
01:05:18 |
- Sittin' here lookin' dumb as a doorknob. |
01:05:23 |
Mama, I don't know why |
01:05:25 |
- You know Abby's only two years older than me. |
01:05:29 |
- Mama, that's my wife you're talkin' about. |
01:05:32 |
- And you can't talk about her like that. |
01:05:34 |
Even if it is just two years, |
01:05:37 |
- That's ri- Old? |
01:05:39 |
- It's only two years. |
01:05:41 |
And besides, don't get it twisted. |
01:05:44 |
This body is lovely... |
01:05:46 |
and I don't see you complaining. |
01:05:49 |
Hmm. |
01:05:50 |
Come on, Abigail. |
01:05:52 |
Well, you can't have babies |
01:05:56 |
And as the saying goes... |
01:05:58 |
if the beans ain't cookin', |
01:06:01 |
with the Crock-Pot. |
01:06:03 |
Come on, baby. |
01:06:09 |
You know what, Mother Davis? |
01:06:13 |
I may be having some difficulties |
01:06:16 |
but when I do have my children, |
01:06:19 |
and I will nurture them, and I will be |
01:06:23 |
Are your kids able to say the same? |
01:06:28 |
Let's go, Cooter! |
01:06:31 |
This sure ain't The Brady Bunch. |
01:06:34 |
- Come on! |
01:06:36 |
Y'all get home safe. |
01:06:43 |
What the hell you |
01:06:46 |
Nosy heifer. |
01:06:49 |
- Go, Cooter. Come on! |
01:06:52 |
- Girl. |
01:06:55 |
¢Ü Oh ¢Ü¢Ü |
01:07:04 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:07:25 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
01:07:32 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Fades Out] |
01:07:36 |
So last on my list, ladies, is- Oh. |
01:07:39 |
Okay, everyone. |
01:07:43 |
[Girl] |
01:07:45 |
Just do your best, dear. |
01:07:49 |
Psst. Baby girl. |
01:07:51 |
Okay. Remember- |
01:07:54 |
You got this. |
01:07:57 |
Diva. Diva, diva, diva. |
01:08:01 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing] |
01:08:12 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:08:26 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Ends] |
01:08:31 |
- [Laughing] |
01:08:33 |
[Teacher] |
01:08:35 |
You worked it. |
01:08:37 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:08:42 |
Let's grill! Let's grill! |
01:08:44 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
01:08:47 |
[Muttering, Humming] |
01:08:53 |
You just do not |
01:08:56 |
Cooter. Cooter? Cooter. |
01:08:58 |
- Look, don't be mad. I called him. |
01:09:03 |
I just think it would be good if you guys |
01:09:07 |
So I'm gonna go and talk to the ladies |
01:09:19 |
So, uh, you ain't so fancy that you can't put |
01:09:24 |
- Negro, please. |
01:09:27 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Continues] |
01:09:34 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Fades] |
01:09:39 |
Okay. Let me get this straight. |
01:09:42 |
No. Don't say it like that, man. |
01:09:45 |
The way I see it, |
01:09:48 |
They're always talkin' about pork is bad for you. |
01:09:51 |
I don't believe all that. |
01:09:53 |
Me and Abigail, we was walkin' |
01:09:56 |
maybe like, uh, three, |
01:09:59 |
And we got this idea, right? |
01:10:01 |
'Cause they have all these turkey products |
01:10:04 |
You know, you've seen 'em. |
01:10:07 |
and turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. |
01:10:09 |
You know, all that. |
01:10:11 |
So we thought, what if |
01:10:15 |
that tastes like turkey sausage? |
01:10:19 |
Whole new market, man. |
01:10:22 |
- That is a new market. |
01:10:27 |
So, um- |
01:10:31 |
- I, uh, don't do this often. |
01:10:35 |
I'm not very good at it. |
01:10:37 |
And if, uh, Abigail |
01:10:40 |
I probably wouldn't say it. |
01:10:42 |
- [Laughs] |
01:10:45 |
About the other night... |
01:10:48 |
and what I said about you, uh... |
01:10:51 |
I'm sorry about that. |
01:10:53 |
I appreciate that. |
01:10:56 |
Actually, I'm the one |
01:10:58 |
Oh, now, see, don't get |
01:11:01 |
- No, really. |
01:11:03 |
Abby's watching me. I gotta keep up |
01:11:06 |
- [Laughing] |
01:11:08 |
Yeah, you got a good woman. |
01:11:10 |
Yeah. But she runs me |
01:11:14 |
- Hmm. |
01:11:19 |
- Well, you know, it's okay. |
01:11:23 |
I mean, yeah. |
01:11:27 |
I have a lot of stuff. |
01:11:30 |
I eat at the right restaurants. |
01:11:35 |
Well, you know, man, |
01:11:41 |
- Yeah. |
01:11:43 |
- Stop it. |
01:11:46 |
You was taller than I was. You was prettier |
01:11:50 |
- Thinner than I was. |
01:11:55 |
- Yeah. |
01:11:58 |
- [Clears Throat] |
01:12:00 |
I just looked up one day. |
01:12:03 |
You know? I mean, no call. |
01:12:06 |
- No letter, no note. Nothin'. |
01:12:09 |
And it just struck me that you just up and left |
01:12:14 |
[Chuckles] |
01:12:19 |
Got a good wife, a nice job... |
01:12:22 |
friends, family. |
01:12:25 |
- I'm makin' sausage. |
01:12:28 |
I suppose I should just be happy. |
01:12:30 |
I suppose I should just be happy. |
01:12:31 |
Well, aren't you? |
01:12:34 |
Oh, wait a minute. |
01:12:36 |
Oh, it's about that time. |
01:12:39 |
So, uh, my woman is callin' me, and I'm gonna |
01:12:43 |
- You think you can handle that? |
01:12:55 |
I guess it's just that, uh- |
01:12:57 |
[Woman Laughing] |
01:12:59 |
After all this time, |
01:13:05 |
and the one thing that I want... |
01:13:08 |
man, you got. |
01:13:10 |
And you don't even want him. |
01:13:15 |
Don't let them steaks burn! |
01:13:24 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Vocalizing] |
01:13:29 |
[Gabriel] |
01:13:33 |
but I was hoping you would help me out, |
01:13:38 |
I'll be back later. |
01:13:43 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:13:51 |
Hey. |
01:13:53 |
Hey. |
01:13:56 |
- So what are you doing? |
01:14:01 |
Thinking about what? |
01:14:03 |
Nothin'. |
01:14:07 |
[Grunts] |
01:14:13 |
You know, when I was a little boy, |
01:14:17 |
Sometimes I would just |
01:14:19 |
or hang out, |
01:14:23 |
- Diary? |
01:14:30 |
Well, this is a great thinking spot. |
01:14:33 |
I used to solve some |
01:14:36 |
where you're sitting right now. |
01:14:38 |
Me and my mom used to come up here. |
01:14:44 |
We used to talk and talk. |
01:14:48 |
[Chuckles] |
01:14:50 |
Well, I don't think I can be a better listener |
01:14:55 |
but I am here... |
01:14:58 |
if you ever want to talk to me. |
01:15:01 |
Kids at school are teasing me. |
01:15:03 |
- Why? |
01:15:06 |
What's a Lattrice? |
01:15:08 |
- She's a girl at school. |
01:15:11 |
Okay. And do you like this Lattrice? |
01:15:15 |
Yeah. |
01:15:17 |
- So do you try to talk to her? |
01:15:20 |
- And what happens? |
01:15:27 |
Okay. |
01:15:32 |
- Come on. Let's go. |
01:15:35 |
[Chuckles] |
01:15:38 |
- [Frog Croaking] |
01:15:42 |
Hey, Ryan. Some of the girls at school |
01:15:45 |
- You should be the teacher. |
01:15:48 |
- Mm-hmm. You'd be great. |
01:15:52 |
No one's ever thought |
01:15:55 |
- You like it here? |
01:15:59 |
- Everybody always fighting. |
01:16:02 |
- [Snorts] They're worse than this? |
01:16:05 |
I mean, your family's not so bad. |
01:16:07 |
A little dysfunctional, |
01:16:10 |
but, really, it's not that bad. |
01:16:13 |
Well, I can't wait to leave here. |
01:16:16 |
- Me and my mom are gonna be leaving here soon. |
01:16:19 |
Yeah, she gots a new job |
01:16:21 |
- Pilot? |
01:16:23 |
Oh, right. |
01:16:26 |
I mean, free peanuts and access to all those |
01:16:30 |
- Oh, and your mom's |
01:16:34 |
- Why not? |
01:16:37 |
Hey. That's no way to talk |
01:16:41 |
I'm sure she loves you. |
01:16:43 |
Mom says she means well, |
01:16:45 |
Guess that's what happened |
01:16:49 |
They all left and never came back. |
01:16:51 |
Well, your uncle came back. |
01:16:55 |
I mean, who knows? |
01:16:57 |
Maybe he'll stick around. |
01:17:00 |
He has a kid now. |
01:17:02 |
Hmm. He'll probably be goin' back |
01:17:08 |
Maybe. |
01:17:10 |
Ryan? |
01:17:14 |
- Yeah, pumpkin? |
01:17:18 |
[Chuckles] |
01:17:22 |
You'd never chase him away? |
01:17:24 |
[Sighs] |
01:17:27 |
He's my family. |
01:17:31 |
Ooh! Okay. |
01:17:35 |
Tell me about school. |
01:17:37 |
- Well, there is one boy. |
01:17:43 |
Okay, well, think of Lattrice |
01:17:47 |
something that makes you happy. |
01:17:49 |
Grilled cheese. |
01:17:51 |
No. I was thinking of more along the lines |
01:17:56 |
No. Grilled cheese. |
01:17:58 |
Okay. |
01:18:01 |
All right. So... |
01:18:04 |
Lattrice is the grilled cheese. |
01:18:07 |
You see the grilled cheese. |
01:18:11 |
You walk up to the grilled cheese, |
01:18:14 |
- Hi. |
01:18:17 |
Good, good, good, good, good. And then |
01:18:21 |
- Then I throw up. |
01:18:25 |
Okay. So I can talk to a sandwich. |
01:18:29 |
- My man. You got it. |
01:18:31 |
[Laughs] Yeah, like that. That's good. |
01:18:34 |
- I can talk to the sandwich. |
01:18:37 |
- What's up? Yeah! |
01:18:40 |
- Yo! |
01:18:43 |
¢Ü¢Ü [Humming] |
01:18:45 |
[Sighs] |
01:18:51 |
¢Ü¢Ü [Humming Continues] |
01:18:57 |
Hmm. |
01:19:00 |
¢Ü¢Ü [Continues] |
01:19:06 |
[Sighs] |
01:19:19 |
[Whispering] |
01:19:22 |
Hmm. |
01:19:24 |
[Sheldon] |
01:19:26 |
Yeah. What? |
01:19:29 |
[Sighs] |
01:19:32 |
- You're working late, huh? |
01:19:34 |
I got a lot of orders, |
01:19:37 |
- Church picnic is next week. |
01:19:39 |
Could you put that soap powder |
01:19:42 |
- Yeah. |
01:19:44 |
- You all right? |
01:19:49 |
Now, you go on and get out |
01:19:51 |
- I can't do nothing with you botherin' me. |
01:19:53 |
I can't get no work done. |
01:20:12 |
Oh. |
01:20:15 |
Sheldon. |
01:20:17 |
Oh, baby. |
01:20:21 |
Oh, baby. |
01:20:23 |
Sheldon, baby, what you doin'? |
01:20:26 |
- Come over here and get these clothespins for me. |
01:20:29 |
- Sheldon! |
01:20:31 |
You hear me talkin' to you. |
01:20:35 |
What is wrong with you, boy? |
01:20:38 |
Give it here. Give it here. |
01:20:41 |
Do you hear me? The last- |
01:20:46 |
Now you should be a man! |
01:20:49 |
- Every time I turn around, |
01:20:52 |
Just quit it! |
01:20:55 |
Get me that clothes basket |
01:20:59 |
I'm tired of all that crying, |
01:21:07 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:21:10 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Ends] |
01:21:14 |
[Groans] |
01:21:17 |
- This is gonna be fun. |
01:21:22 |
Barbecued ribs, potato salad... |
01:21:26 |
and a nice helping |
01:21:28 |
- Everybody seems so nice. |
01:21:32 |
In New York, they spit in your face. |
01:21:34 |
In the South, they smile at you, |
01:21:38 |
[Both Laughing] |
01:21:40 |
I love what y'all did |
01:21:43 |
- Everybody gonna want some of Clarine's cake. |
01:21:45 |
Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Ebenezer |
01:21:50 |
[Cheering, Applauding] |
01:21:52 |
- Are you having a good time? |
01:21:55 |
All right. And so am I. I see cotton candy, |
01:21:59 |
We're having a great time. |
01:22:03 |
- [Cheering] |
01:22:05 |
All right. And you know we can't do this |
01:22:10 |
- These guys are gonna be |
01:22:14 |
You wanna taste it? |
01:22:18 |
- Tastes like cake, don't it? |
01:22:20 |
- ¢Ü Oh, Lord ¢Ü |
01:22:22 |
¢ÜI was burnin' down ¢Ü |
01:22:24 |
- ¢Ü You watched over me ¢Ü |
01:22:26 |
¢Ü Slowly sinking down |
01:22:31 |
- ¢Ü You stayed with me, Lord ¢Ü |
01:22:35 |
- ¢Ü Oh, Lord ¢Ü |
01:22:38 |
- I know it looks bad, but take it. |
01:22:40 |
Oh, Lord. Here come |
01:22:43 |
Hold your wallets and your pocketbooks, y'all, |
01:22:47 |
Oh, Sheldon! |
01:22:49 |
Mm-hmm. Saw you in church last Sunday. |
01:22:52 |
How's everything |
01:22:55 |
- I'm just fine. |
01:22:58 |
This is Jimmy Dupree, |
01:23:02 |
of Dupree's World Class |
01:23:05 |
- My newest husband. |
01:23:08 |
And these are your cousins- |
01:23:14 |
Trae- Dre- Oh. |
01:23:16 |
- Ain't they precious? |
01:23:19 |
- Oh! |
01:23:20 |
- So where the drinks at? |
01:23:24 |
- Behind the picnic table. |
01:23:28 |
- ¢ÜSlowly sinking down ¢Ü |
01:23:30 |
¢Ü Well, but in my darkest hour |
01:23:34 |
- ¢Ü Stayed with me, Lord ¢Ü |
01:23:37 |
[Cheering, Applauding] |
01:23:39 |
You want to taste |
01:23:41 |
- That's right. It's good. |
01:23:44 |
- Who wants some? |
01:23:46 |
I don't see anybody. Have you lost your mind? |
01:23:48 |
I'm gonna have to- |
01:23:51 |
I don't, but you know what? |
01:23:55 |
- Thank you. Good night. Have a good day. |
01:23:57 |
- Everybody say "uh-huh." |
01:24:00 |
Well, it's pie-eating time. |
01:24:02 |
Can't be stoned-looking |
01:24:04 |
Did you want some, light skin? |
01:24:07 |
See, that's a man. |
01:24:10 |
Ooh. Kelly, Beyonce, |
01:24:15 |
And here to introduce them |
01:24:20 |
[Cheering, Applauding] |
01:24:22 |
Hey, everybody. These fellas are gonna |
01:24:25 |
I don't want to leave yet. |
01:24:28 |
Nothing. |
01:24:31 |
- Brother, what's your name? |
01:24:33 |
All right, James. |
01:24:35 |
There's something important |
01:24:38 |
I've been thinking |
01:24:40 |
[Groans] |
01:24:43 |
- Well, let's talk now. |
01:24:45 |
- It's Julius. |
01:24:47 |
- No. |
01:24:48 |
- It's Andrew. |
01:24:50 |
The last thing I want to do is have |
01:24:53 |
at some damn church picnic |
01:24:57 |
at some damn pie-eating contest. |
01:24:59 |
[All Gasping] |
01:25:01 |
[Together] |
01:25:04 |
- Oh, damn it to hell! |
01:25:07 |
- Oh, boy. |
01:25:09 |
Oh, Lordy. Gay. Gay. |
01:25:12 |
I knew it, but not in my family. |
01:25:14 |
Not in my family. |
01:25:17 |
Oh, Lord. |
01:25:19 |
Uh, is this apple or peach? |
01:25:23 |
Anyone? |
01:25:25 |
- Come on, girl. Come on, children. |
01:25:29 |
Excuse us. Oh. |
01:25:31 |
Uh, this might be the best time for us |
01:25:35 |
I know you brought your Bibles, |
01:25:44 |
Oh, God. |
01:25:46 |
Jesus. Oh. |
01:25:50 |
Dinner's gon' be a while, so I brought you |
01:25:54 |
No, thanks. |
01:25:59 |
All right. |
01:26:01 |
[Sighs] |
01:26:04 |
You always used to come up here |
01:26:07 |
or had a fight with somebody. |
01:26:11 |
You were up here a lot. |
01:26:15 |
What do you want, Mother? |
01:26:17 |
I should be asking you that. |
01:26:20 |
I was hoping we could talk. |
01:26:23 |
Mama, I've been here for two weeks. |
01:26:26 |
I'm really all talked out. |
01:26:30 |
Well... |
01:26:32 |
we all did a lot, talked a lot. |
01:26:35 |
We did not listen a lot. |
01:26:39 |
Guess that's partly my fault. |
01:26:42 |
Well, we're just not |
01:26:45 |
And I think that we do better apart. |
01:26:49 |
We ain't all cute and cuddly, |
01:26:51 |
You know what? |
01:26:53 |
I am going back |
01:26:58 |
Please. I don't want you |
01:27:01 |
We're not. |
01:27:03 |
I am. |
01:27:06 |
- So you're that kind of man. |
01:27:10 |
Do I look like a father figure? |
01:27:12 |
A child just does not fit |
01:27:15 |
Son, you're making a mistake. |
01:27:18 |
No. A mistake would be |
01:27:21 |
I wouldn't even know what to do. |
01:27:23 |
- I am terrified that I will mess up his life just like- |
01:27:27 |
Look, I've made the decision. |
01:27:30 |
Ryan and I are leaving |
01:27:44 |
You know, you were what- |
01:27:48 |
And you won this big |
01:27:51 |
You remember? |
01:27:53 |
They printed up your picture |
01:27:56 |
[Sighs] |
01:27:59 |
Ooh, and that night, I made this big dinner |
01:28:04 |
Eugene, he was so jealous, |
01:28:07 |
was a fried bologna sandwich. |
01:28:12 |
Later that night, after |
01:28:15 |
I was cleanin' up, and I found you out |
01:28:19 |
in the dark, writin' |
01:28:23 |
It was a diary. |
01:28:25 |
Oh, yes. |
01:28:28 |
You were writin' in your diary. |
01:28:31 |
And I said, "Baby, it's time |
01:28:34 |
You said, "All right, Mama. |
01:28:38 |
And the next morning, |
01:28:41 |
your writing pen still in your hand. |
01:28:46 |
Oh, you had such big dreams. |
01:28:49 |
You were goin' to be an author. |
01:28:51 |
Remember? |
01:28:58 |
Funny. |
01:29:01 |
Oh, it's so funny. |
01:29:03 |
Washing clothes for people, |
01:29:08 |
you learn about folk- |
01:29:12 |
Now, you find lipstick |
01:29:16 |
and you know what's comin' next. |
01:29:18 |
Or some- some trinkets |
01:29:21 |
Those little trinkets will tell you things about |
01:29:27 |
The little things. |
01:29:30 |
Hmm. |
01:29:36 |
I was so busy... |
01:29:39 |
workin' so hard... |
01:29:43 |
trying to make sure |
01:29:46 |
L- I missed some of the small |
01:29:50 |
Yes, you did. |
01:29:52 |
Well, don't make |
01:29:55 |
You look up, 10 years done gone by. |
01:29:58 |
You don't even know your own son. |
01:30:01 |
He don't know you. |
01:30:03 |
[Sniffles] |
01:30:08 |
We all scared, baby. |
01:30:11 |
It's just life. |
01:30:15 |
That's the stuff you write about. |
01:30:25 |
I'm gonna take these biscuits |
01:30:35 |
Oh, my God. |
01:30:55 |
Great American novel, huh? |
01:30:57 |
[Sheldon Narrating] Have you ever had |
01:31:01 |
a page you had turned- |
01:31:03 |
moved on, closed the door- |
01:31:05 |
only to discover no matter |
01:31:08 |
it kept staring you |
01:31:11 |
- Hey, big man. |
01:31:15 |
Oh. |
01:31:18 |
I have a very important |
01:31:22 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Men Singing] |
01:31:24 |
[Evelyn] I don't care what you say, Jackie! |
01:31:28 |
All I'm saying is that it is possible |
01:31:31 |
and the greens still taste good. |
01:31:33 |
Jackie, get away from me. |
01:31:35 |
You need to watch your health. |
01:31:38 |
- You need to watch your health. |
01:31:41 |
- Who is that? |
01:31:44 |
- She comin' over here? |
01:31:46 |
- She called 'fore we could get in the house good. |
01:31:50 |
- Hey, hey, hey. |
01:31:51 |
Ooh, it smells so good in here. |
01:31:53 |
- What y'all up to? |
01:31:56 |
- Just helpin' Mama cook. |
01:31:58 |
Talkin' about healthy greens. |
01:32:01 |
No, Mother Davis. |
01:32:04 |
Uh, uh, uh, uh! I don't want to hear |
01:32:08 |
Mama, you know what you can use? |
01:32:12 |
It's a new recipe. Use it. |
01:32:14 |
Okay, baby. |
01:32:17 |
[Cheering On TV] |
01:32:20 |
Mother Davis, is that sweet potato pie |
01:32:24 |
- I'm just gonna help with the crust then. |
01:32:28 |
So if she says no pork, you need to do no pork. |
01:32:32 |
Oprah say you're not supposed |
01:32:34 |
You know something? |
01:32:36 |
How you gonna live by what she say? |
01:32:38 |
Will you get out of my kitchen? |
01:32:40 |
- I don't know why you can't use the sausages. |
01:32:43 |
You don't never listen to nobody. |
01:32:46 |
- All y'all get out the kitchen. |
01:32:50 |
- How about that? |
01:32:53 |
- ¢Ü¢Ü[Men Singing] |
01:32:58 |
Hey, guys. |
01:33:00 |
Come on in. |
01:33:03 |
- Uh, boy, this is Sunday. We watch the game. |
01:33:07 |
Oh. Sorry. |
01:33:11 |
You know the rules. First one |
01:33:16 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Vocal Group Vocalizing] |
01:33:20 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Group Singing] |
01:33:22 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Vocalizing Continues] |
01:33:25 |
What are y'all doin'? |
01:33:28 |
Get up out of here, Tiny. |
01:33:31 |
Titties bigger than mine in here. |
01:33:33 |
Eatin' up all the damn cake. |
01:33:36 |
[Mumbling] |
01:33:41 |
Oh, heavenly spirit, |
01:33:43 |
for us to get together- |
01:33:47 |
Things haven't always been easy. |
01:33:49 |
But we here, so, um, |
01:33:55 |
Pass me some chicken, boy. |
01:33:58 |
I don't know. |
01:34:00 |
Mmm, mmm! |
01:34:03 |
Evelyn, this is all wonderful. |
01:34:05 |
- Everything is just perfect. |
01:34:09 |
You were always |
01:34:11 |
Cook, clean. |
01:34:14 |
I had to marry money. |
01:34:17 |
I couldn't even do what you do, |
01:34:22 |
Thanks, Lettuce. |
01:34:24 |
So, Trae-Trae, how's |
01:34:26 |
Well, coz... |
01:34:28 |
I can call it good, solid, |
01:34:32 |
Mm-hmm. Jimmy's financing |
01:34:35 |
- His record drop next month. |
01:34:37 |
- Do some of that rappin' for us. |
01:34:40 |
- Let everybody hear you. |
01:34:42 |
First of all, I'm not your son. |
01:34:45 |
- Do some of your rapping. |
01:34:50 |
Believe me, baby, with that body... |
01:34:52 |
we want to hear |
01:34:54 |
- All right. |
01:34:56 |
¢Ü I was never one |
01:34:58 |
¢Ü And I'm from where niggas |
01:35:01 |
¢Ü You get shot, skip the ambulance |
01:35:05 |
¢Ü I fire rounds till there |
01:35:07 |
Whoo! Well, okay! |
01:35:11 |
Ain't shit left! Hey. |
01:35:14 |
You know, |
01:35:17 |
[Chuckles] |
01:35:19 |
Oh, bless your heart. |
01:35:21 |
Ryan helped me with my dance tryout |
01:35:26 |
I'm sorry, honey. I didn't get your name. |
01:35:29 |
- This is my friend Ryan. |
01:35:32 |
Mm-hmm. |
01:35:35 |
Sheldon, you know, you don't |
01:35:38 |
You know what, Jackie? |
01:35:41 |
Ryan is my partner. |
01:35:44 |
Oh, my goodness. |
01:35:46 |
This sure is modern. |
01:35:48 |
[Laughing] |
01:35:50 |
Evelyn, I don't know how you do it. |
01:35:53 |
You a better woman |
01:35:56 |
Raise these kids, and they run around |
01:35:59 |
Living all types of lives |
01:36:03 |
Dungeons. Mm-hmm. |
01:36:06 |
Bless your heart. |
01:36:10 |
What I want to know is, uh, |
01:36:15 |
- I'm fine. |
01:36:18 |
I'm just concerned |
01:36:20 |
You know what? |
01:36:23 |
And my son is doing fine. |
01:36:25 |
Well, I would just hate to see |
01:36:29 |
- Excuse me? |
01:36:31 |
I never thought he was good enough |
01:36:35 |
He weren't ever around. |
01:36:38 |
You know, Lettie, you are |
01:36:42 |
Evelyn, I'm just being honest. |
01:36:44 |
And sometimes honesty can |
01:36:49 |
It's no wonder I'm the way I am. |
01:36:52 |
Don't bring Mama into this, Evelyn. |
01:36:55 |
Mama was a saint. |
01:36:57 |
Oh, please. The both of'em, |
01:37:01 |
Ho? |
01:37:03 |
Ho? |
01:37:05 |
Oh, girl. |
01:37:10 |
I ain't gonna start. |
01:37:13 |
This is supposed to be a family dinner, |
01:37:16 |
Well, this ain't Soul Food, |
01:37:18 |
I am not gonna sit here, |
01:37:22 |
and then act like it's okay. |
01:37:24 |
Well, it looks like you doin' a good job |
01:37:27 |
This is supposed to be |
01:37:30 |
We're all here because Sheldon |
01:37:34 |
- [Chuckles] You leaving? |
01:37:37 |
- Ain't nobody going nowhere! |
01:37:40 |
- Shut up! |
01:37:41 |
I didn't mean "shut up" shut up. |
01:37:43 |
Look at her, always trying to tell somebody |
01:37:47 |
You call me fat again... |
01:37:49 |
and I'm gonna go upside your big |
01:37:54 |
Now, look here, Jackie, Eugene... |
01:37:56 |
Abby. |
01:37:58 |
You know I ain't perfect. |
01:38:01 |
I'm stubborn... |
01:38:04 |
ornery, opinionated sometimes. |
01:38:07 |
- Mean-spirited. |
01:38:08 |
- Inflexible. |
01:38:11 |
But in my own way, |
01:38:16 |
was to make this |
01:38:20 |
And that meant sometimes |
01:38:23 |
that, well, when I |
01:38:25 |
I guess, l- I'm not proud of. |
01:38:28 |
- Mama. |
01:38:31 |
I know you plan on leavin'. |
01:38:34 |
You done found some opportunity to go |
01:38:38 |
But what you don't know is |
01:38:41 |
Pushin', pushin', pushin'. |
01:38:44 |
Pushin', pushin', pushin'. |
01:38:46 |
[Laughs] |
01:38:49 |
- I am not drunk! |
01:38:52 |
Maybe I am. |
01:38:54 |
That don't have nothing to do or change |
01:38:59 |
Evelyn, what are you trying to say? |
01:39:02 |
I'm saying I can't |
01:39:04 |
You have been horrible to me |
01:39:08 |
But it's because Mama |
01:39:11 |
I had my kids, I was horrible to them! |
01:39:15 |
The circle- circle of life. |
01:39:18 |
- Mama, you need some hot coffee? |
01:39:21 |
- Call the reverend, Jimmy! |
01:39:25 |
Oh, you smellin' yourself today. |
01:39:28 |
- Sheldon. |
01:39:30 |
- No. Sheldon, no. |
01:39:32 |
Please, I just got |
01:39:36 |
I'm sorry for all |
01:39:39 |
I'm sorry for not |
01:39:42 |
I'm sorry that I never just opened up my arms |
01:39:47 |
- Mama- |
01:39:51 |
and tell you that I'm |
01:39:55 |
and that no matter what you do, |
01:39:59 |
Thank you. |
01:40:01 |
I remember when you were little, |
01:40:05 |
And you were so sweet |
01:40:10 |
You were just like |
01:40:14 |
Sweet then, and I |
01:40:19 |
I'm- I'm just proud of you, |
01:40:24 |
I didn't know then... |
01:40:27 |
There. I said it. |
01:40:30 |
Y-You're gay. |
01:40:33 |
And, um, gay as a, um- |
01:40:36 |
a tangerine at Christmas. |
01:40:38 |
- Gay as a, um- What did you tell me? |
01:40:41 |
- Three-dollar bill! |
01:40:43 |
Queer. Queer. Queer as |
01:40:46 |
- Funny as a, um- |
01:40:50 |
That's it. |
01:40:53 |
But it's okay, Sheldon. It is okay. |
01:40:57 |
Don't you hide yourself |
01:41:00 |
unlessin' it's about money |
01:41:02 |
and then I think you ought to |
01:41:06 |
But you be proud! You hear me? |
01:41:10 |
You stand up. |
01:41:13 |
Everybody, this is my son. |
01:41:17 |
He's one of the gays. |
01:41:21 |
And he wants to be called Patrick. |
01:41:24 |
And I love this white boy too. |
01:41:28 |
I love you because you love my son. |
01:41:30 |
- Thank you. |
01:41:34 |
- What about me and Abby, Mom? |
01:41:37 |
- This ain't about you. |
01:41:41 |
What I was trying |
01:41:43 |
is that we have already decided... |
01:41:46 |
for a little while anyway, |
01:41:49 |
- You gonna come here and live with me? |
01:41:52 |
[Laughing] |
01:41:54 |
Tomorrow morning we're gonna get up |
01:41:57 |
Oh, well. |
01:42:00 |
- I already knew. |
01:42:04 |
Wait a minute. What kind |
01:42:08 |
- Shut up, Lettie. |
01:42:11 |
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! |
01:42:13 |
Don't you just love happy endings? |
01:42:18 |
I have some news, |
01:42:22 |
I am having sexual relations |
01:42:27 |
- [Jackie] Ooh! |
01:42:29 |
I love him because- |
01:42:32 |
¢Ü He first loved me ¢Ü |
01:42:36 |
- Oh, shit. Mama! |
01:42:40 |
Somebody get some iced water, |
01:42:43 |
Come on now. Oh, hell. |
01:42:45 |
That's a damn shame. |
01:42:50 |
That's basically how every situation goes |
01:42:59 |
¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing] |
01:43:01 |
- Well, I'm gonna go get some more pie. |
01:43:07 |
Well, I've done the dishes |
01:43:11 |
Huh. Good. |
01:43:13 |
She's doin' okay. |
01:43:15 |
Hmm. Well, that's all I wanted. |
01:43:19 |
Oh, you, uh, brush your teeth? |
01:43:21 |
- Yes, sir. |
01:43:24 |
- Yep. |
01:43:27 |
Wait. Did you say your prayers? |
01:43:31 |
Prayers. Yeah. |
01:43:34 |
Um- |
01:43:37 |
Everybody prays before they go to sleep. |
01:43:40 |
[Laughs] |
01:43:42 |
You know, I'm- I'm |
01:43:46 |
So, you know, we can- |
01:43:49 |
Let's pray, buddy. |
01:43:51 |
- Okay. |
01:43:53 |
Dear God, I want to say thanks for my family, |
01:43:59 |
I want to thank you for dinner, |
01:44:02 |
- Mmm. |
01:44:07 |
Pudge... |
01:44:09 |
Aunt Lettuce and Ryan too. |
01:44:12 |
I especially thank you |
01:44:16 |
and letting me have a real family. |
01:44:18 |
Bless my dad and my mom in heaven. |
01:44:21 |
- Amen. |
01:44:30 |
Um, okay. |
01:44:33 |
Gabe? |
01:44:37 |
I love you. |
01:44:39 |
Love you too, Dad. |
01:44:52 |
He called me "Dad." |
01:44:54 |
[Sheldon Narrating] |
01:44:58 |
"If you don't live |
01:45:02 |
"you won't live some other life... |
01:45:05 |
you won't live any life at all. " |
01:45:09 |
James Baldwin. |
01:47:20 |
Oh, this is beautiful. |
01:47:24 |
Don't you just love happy endings? |