Dirty Laundry

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00:00:02 [Helicopter Whirring]
00:00:24 [Birds Chirping]
00:01:07 So I ain't sure if it's
00:01:09 but I was hoping you would help
00:01:12 [Woman]
00:01:16 I'll be back later.
00:01:22 Dang it. I ain't never
00:01:28 Come on, boy. Let's go.
00:01:38 Sorry I'm late. I was moving as fast as I could.
00:02:11 [Man Narrating] I suppose any great novel
00:02:15 In this case, the beginning
00:02:19 Does a story start with the introduction
00:02:22 Or maybe it begins with the origin
00:02:26 In any case, here's my great American story
00:02:32 Perfect.
00:02:34 [Typing]
00:02:41 [Man]
00:02:43 Hey, excuse me?
00:02:45 Could you please turn
00:02:47 - Don't work.
00:02:51 - Some chicken?
00:02:54 - Egg?
00:03:00 I hope we, uh,
00:03:04 Got me a sour stomach.
00:03:06 Used to think it was
00:03:09 or, you know, too many fried foods.
00:03:14 Tried all them antacids- Pepto-
00:03:17 Then I found out I had I.B.S.
00:03:20 That's a real condition too.
00:03:23 Oh, yes. I'd say it's
00:03:25 Lookee here, lookee here.
00:03:27 Whoa. Uh, excuse me, sir.
00:03:31 Hold on, young'un.
00:03:34 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:03:37 There's all kinds of peppers.
00:03:39 You got red peppers
00:03:42 you got jalapeno peppers
00:03:46 Banana peppers. I'm telling you.
00:03:49 Oh, yeah.
00:03:53 Whoo!
00:03:56 That's what I'm talkin'
00:03:58 Mmm-mmm.
00:04:01 That's not a real pepper,
00:04:04 Oh, boy.
00:04:11 Yep. There you go.
00:04:15 Here. Take these in.
00:04:17 - Okay, Mr. Percy.
00:04:19 Here. I'll take these.
00:04:24 ¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Singing, Indistinct]
00:04:28 Do you know that boy?
00:04:31 Small town.
00:04:34 - Huh.
00:04:36 ¢Ü¢Ü[Singing Ends]
00:04:52 Hello! Hello!
00:04:56 - Ugh.
00:05:10 Wow.
00:05:28 Oh, my God. Sheldon.
00:05:31 [Both Laughing]
00:05:35 Look at you!
00:05:38 Dear Lord, look- look at you!
00:05:40 - Look at you.
00:05:44 Not quite.
00:05:46 Oh. Hey, little man, how you doing?
00:05:48 - Good.
00:05:50 Oh, Sheldon, it's been so long.
00:05:53 Jackie, where's Mom?
00:05:57 All right.
00:05:59 - [Gabriel] Grandma! Grandma!
00:06:01 Oh, little man! Come give your grandma a hug!
00:06:07 - How was your trip?
00:06:09 - You took a plane.
00:06:12 Oh, I knew you'd like that.
00:06:14 Mama, it's Sheldon.
00:06:18 I'm so proud of you, baby.
00:06:21 You sent him on a plane...
00:06:26 You sent him on a plane.
00:06:28 Boy, don't speak to me in that tone.
00:06:31 - Come on, baby.
00:06:32 Come on. Let's go upstairs.
00:06:41 - So?
00:06:45 Well, what's going on?
00:06:47 Why would you send a young man
00:06:50 He is a smart boy.
00:06:52 Looks to me like he did all right.
00:06:55 - What's wrong with you?
00:06:57 - What's wrong with you?
00:07:01 Know what?
00:07:03 Okay? Call me Patrick from now on.
00:07:06 You were born Sheldon.
00:07:09 What in the world were you
00:07:12 He's a boy who needs
00:07:14 Excuse me?
00:07:17 - You think you know everything.
00:07:20 Keep your voice down.
00:07:23 Well, he needs to know.
00:07:26 Well, if I'm his crazy grandma,
00:07:29 - Oh, God, this is insane!
00:07:33 Mama, I do not have a son.
00:07:36 Yes, you do.
00:07:38 It's not that this is-
00:07:40 He is living and breathing right upstairs.
00:07:44 You and I know that I can't have a daughter,
00:07:50 Talk plain to me, Sheldon.
00:07:53 - Damn it!
00:07:56 I told you, this is my house!
00:07:59 - Would you two stop this?
00:08:02 I'm crazy enough to go upside your head
00:08:05 You know what?
00:08:08 I don't know why
00:08:12 - Why did you start in with him?
00:08:18 Yes. Departures.
00:08:22 Departures.
00:08:25 New York. New York.
00:08:28 You know, you-Agents.
00:08:31 Operator?
00:08:35 Hello. Hi. Yes. I need the first available
00:08:42 Hello? Hello?
00:08:45 - We don't get good reception out here.
00:08:50 - I'm sorry, Sheldon.
00:08:53 When Mama asked me for your information,
00:08:57 Reach out? Reach out like
00:09:00 Reach out like
00:09:02 Sheldon, it's been a long time.
00:09:05 - [Scoffs]
00:09:07 - Oh, that was mellow?
00:09:10 Come on, Sheldon. Give her a chance.
00:09:14 Oh, my peace of mind,
00:09:18 - Sheldon.
00:09:21 - She is not evil.
00:09:23 Okay, maybe just a little bit.
00:09:26 Exactly.
00:09:28 Sheldon, just-
00:09:30 - Talk about what?
00:09:34 Okay, Jackie, I do not have a son.
00:09:39 You should talk to her.
00:09:54 Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:56 Whoa.
00:10:01 Uh, departures. No, no, no.
00:10:06 [Footsteps Approaching]
00:10:17 An old man in a taxicab
00:10:21 Oh. [Chuckles]
00:10:24 Light on the starch,
00:10:27 Just put it down over there.
00:10:34 Uh-
00:10:39 [Sighs]
00:10:41 Ain't nothing wrong with hard work.
00:10:45 You know, and that smoking
00:10:48 Mm-hmm.
00:10:52 Can we talk?
00:10:57 Yeah. Let's talk.
00:11:07 Whew. Jesus.
00:11:09 Sheldon, not in my house.
00:11:13 Okay. Mama, can you please
00:11:15 Your name is Sheldon.
00:11:17 Your middle name might be Patrick,
00:11:21 That's your father's name.
00:11:25 Okay, okay. Why don't we just go ahead
00:11:28 and just take it step by step?
00:11:30 All right.
00:11:33 - Tell me about Gabriel.
00:11:37 That's your son.
00:11:39 Mama, don't you think
00:11:42 The boy is 10 years old.
00:11:45 Now, 10 years ago, you must have
00:11:49 [Chuckling]
00:11:52 Christine.
00:11:56 That name ring a bell?
00:11:58 Christine? No, I don't
00:12:01 Christine?
00:12:03 She was always coming around
00:12:08 Fat girl,
00:12:11 always looking for a snack.
00:12:16 Oh. Yeah.
00:12:19 Yeah. Cookie.
00:12:27 Oh, my God.
00:12:29 Oh. Cookie?
00:12:31 Yeah. Cookie.
00:12:33 Ow.
00:12:35 - You okay?
00:12:37 You need some water
00:12:40 Oh, he don't need no lemonade.
00:12:43 [Grunts]
00:12:48 - My chest is tight.
00:12:53 There you go.
00:12:59 Ah! Ugh!
00:13:02 Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:13:05 - Gabriel-
00:13:08 - And I'm-
00:13:11 Big daddy. Oh.
00:13:14 Well, what happened to his mother?
00:13:16 - Phew!
00:13:18 Well, where is she?
00:13:20 Well, that's- that's kind
00:13:23 - Damn shame.
00:13:27 Well, I'm gonna let
00:13:29 Okay. Well, um,
00:13:33 two or three years
00:13:35 That poor Cookie,
00:13:38 I mean, she was just all
00:13:42 She cryin'all the time,
00:13:45 We didn't even know
00:13:47 Okay. All right.
00:13:49 Well, you know, she tried
00:13:54 She was still a big girl.
00:13:56 - Big?
00:13:59 - Big?
00:14:01 She joined up with
00:14:06 They would travel around
00:14:10 fat-boy bachelor parties-
00:14:12 any place where men wanted
00:14:16 Now, personally,
00:14:19 I don't know why anybody would
00:14:23 Big old booties hanging
00:14:26 like a uneven apple on one side
00:14:29 Mama, please,
00:14:32 Well, okay.
00:14:34 In any case, they had just
00:14:38 I think it was at Ruby's House
00:14:41 - Yep.
00:14:45 - The driver was one of the girls in the tour.
00:14:48 Well, apparently, the driver
00:14:51 that was left over in her purse...
00:14:54 [Sighs]
00:14:56 Oh, my God.
00:14:58 No. Apparently, she got
00:15:03 and the bus just went careening
00:15:06 - What?
00:15:09 Freak fat stripper accident.
00:15:11 - Oh.
00:15:14 they found Gabriel's birth certificate
00:15:19 A take-out menu.
00:15:21 Mm-hmm. And that's when Gabe
00:15:24 Yeah, it was just recently
00:15:27 well, I guess that just
00:15:32 Boy, what you doing?
00:15:34 I'm writing a check.
00:15:37 So why don't you call me
00:15:39 or you need an organ
00:15:41 Boy, you're gonna need a transplant
00:15:45 Sheldon!
00:15:48 - Mm-mmm.
00:15:55 - So, how do you like living with Aunt Jackie?
00:15:59 Huh. Give it time.
00:16:02 - I tried telling you.
00:16:05 I'm just not really
00:16:09 - You don't like kids, do you?
00:16:11 I mean- I mean, no,
00:16:17 I mean, they're real little people.
00:16:19 You know?
00:16:23 [Chuckles]
00:16:25 I do.
00:16:29 You know?
00:16:32 [Sighs]
00:16:36 I'm really glad that we, you know,
00:16:41 And I think that we're gonna end up
00:16:50 Okay. Well, you know,
00:16:52 Oh, yeah.
00:16:54 Okay. All right.
00:16:58 Okay.
00:17:01 [Chuckles]
00:17:08 [Sighs] Okay, Jackie, where is a guy
00:17:12 - Your old room's right upstairs.
00:17:15 But before you go,
00:17:20 - [Laughs]
00:17:43 [Snoring]
00:17:59 - He don't look foreign.
00:18:02 - [Snoring]
00:18:05 - It's probably fancy cologne.
00:18:09 [Boy]
00:18:13 - It smells good.
00:18:17 Duh! Yeah. Everything
00:18:21 Why is he wearing that mask?
00:18:24 That's stupid.
00:18:26 Maybe he's a cat burglar.
00:18:28 - [Kids, Together] Ooh!
00:18:31 [All Screaming]
00:18:36 Oh. Kids.
00:18:39 [Grunts]
00:18:41 ¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing]
00:18:49 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Rapping]
00:19:06 ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
00:19:10 [Clears Throat]
00:19:12 Oops. I'm sorry.
00:19:15 I didn't mean to, but I gotta get up early
00:19:18 - Right.
00:19:21 and I gotta rehearse
00:19:23 They only pick the best, so I gotta be the best.
00:19:27 - Not really.
00:19:30 Mama told me all about you.
00:19:32 How long has it been?
00:19:35 You sleep late,
00:19:37 - [Chuckles]
00:19:40 but you probably haven't
00:19:42 - Pudge?
00:19:47 - You don't talk much. Are you always this quiet?
00:19:50 I watch Oprah, and Oprah
00:19:53 is a sign that you feel like
00:19:56 God.
00:20:00 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
00:20:04 - Well, good morning.
00:20:06 I don't know how they do it in New York,
00:20:10 Okay. Well, I forgot
00:20:12 - Really?
00:20:14 - [Jackie] Mama!
00:20:17 - Mmm.
00:20:19 Oh. He must be callin' about his order.
00:20:23 No, no, no. Tell him
00:20:25 Tell him, um-Just tell him not to call.
00:20:29 - Mama, you all right?
00:20:31 [Jackie]
00:20:34 Okay. Uh-
00:20:38 Why are you drinking
00:20:40 Well, it stains your teeth, Mama.
00:20:43 - Oh, really?
00:20:45 You know what?
00:20:48 where I can get online and do
00:20:51 There ain't nothing on that
00:20:53 You need to go to the library
00:20:56 There's computers
00:20:58 - You can drop me off at the shop on the way.
00:21:01 And after you do that, get back over here
00:21:05 - Oh. Well-
00:21:09 I got a whole lot of washing to do.
00:21:12 You remember her.
00:21:15 So in about a half hour,
00:21:18 - And Gabe will be ready, won't you, honey?
00:21:20 - Get your bacon. Just two pieces.
00:21:25 - You look so nice in this dress, Tanya.
00:21:29 - Yes.
00:21:31 - Mm-hmm.
00:21:33 Oh, no, no.
00:21:37 Oh, thank you.
00:21:39 [Crying]
00:21:42 Oh. No. What? I'm sorry. Don't cry.
00:21:45 - Nothing. It's just her hormones.
00:21:48 - [Woman] Girl, shut it up.
00:21:50 - Get the book.
00:21:53 Yeah, wedding magazines.
00:21:56 Kind of like a shot of tequila.
00:21:59 Clarine, that's my brother Sheldon.
00:22:03 Oh, Sheldon, huh?
00:22:05 You married? Single?
00:22:09 Clarine!
00:22:12 Oh, girl, I'm just playin'. Ain't nothing wrong
00:22:18 Uh, well, no.
00:22:20 No. And-And, well, yes.
00:22:24 Oh, you're so proper.
00:22:26 - Where are you from?
00:22:29 The Big Apple?
00:22:31 Ooh! East Side!
00:22:33 - You know Eddie Murphy?
00:22:36 Biggie? Puffy?
00:22:37 - Tupac?
00:22:40 Oh, no, she didn't.
00:22:43 No, this heifer did not.
00:22:46 Tupac is alive.
00:22:49 He over in Cuba somewhere kickin' it.
00:22:52 They take all the good ones-
00:22:54 Martin, Malcolm, Don Cornelius.
00:22:57 - Don Cornelius?
00:23:02 - The book, ho. Read the book.
00:23:06 You know, I think
00:23:09 Yeah. Good. And don't
00:23:11 because it's bingo night,
00:23:13 Ooh. Bingo and potato salad.
00:23:17 Smart-ass. 7:00.
00:23:20 Girl, how you make your potato salad?
00:23:23 - I'm not telling you.
00:23:26 I want some deviled eggs.
00:23:40 Whoo!
00:23:52 [Sheldon Narrating]
00:23:54 kids have been fighting for
00:23:57 Erik and Lyle Menendez probably
00:24:01 but my point is that
00:24:04 And I'm sure that somewhere
00:24:07 even Hansel and Gretel
00:24:11 Then there was my brother Eugene.
00:24:22 [Jackie] There are two emergency exits
00:24:26 In case of an emergency,
00:24:29 and lead you straight to-
00:24:32 There are two emergency exits
00:24:35 - In case of an emergency, the lights on the-
00:24:38 - Hey.
00:24:40 - What's up?
00:24:42 - Nothing.
00:24:44 - Just playin' around.
00:24:50 - Sheldon.
00:24:52 - Sheldon!
00:24:54 Give it to me.
00:24:57 Why not? I mean,
00:25:01 Why should I be the only one
00:25:04 And that's the point.
00:25:09 - I did pass my first exam though.
00:25:12 Yeah, but don't say nothing.
00:25:15 Your secret is safe with me, okay?
00:25:18 [Sighs]
00:25:20 When did you move back in here?
00:25:22 Mmm, about two years ago.
00:25:26 Broke up with Pudge's daddy.
00:25:29 He was cheatin' on me.
00:25:31 And moved back in here, was gonna
00:25:35 Yeah. She's like a black hole.
00:25:38 You talk to Eugene?
00:25:42 Sheldon, don't-
00:25:44 Sheldon. Sheldon!
00:25:46 Come back here!
00:25:53 What are you doin'?
00:25:55 Well, you're not that rusty.
00:25:58 Well, what did I say? What if people saw us?
00:26:01 Well, they'd probably think
00:26:03 - [Both Laugh]
00:26:08 I ain't some loosey-goosey
00:26:10 bring over your drawers
00:26:12 and then make me
00:26:14 Loosey-goosey.
00:26:19 Look, we've been goin'
00:26:21 and I believe
00:26:23 You know, let it go.
00:26:25 No.
00:26:27 - I love you, Evie.
00:26:33 - Evelyn Bernice Davis.
00:26:35 There's been something
00:26:38 Unless you askin' me to put more starch
00:26:42 But, Evelyn-
00:26:44 Come on, you old fool!
00:26:46 Look, I-I-I know you had it real bad
00:26:49 but I-I-I just want you to be happy.
00:26:51 Now, see, that's something you don't know
00:26:55 I should have never gotten involved
00:26:57 - Evelyn, come on!
00:27:00 - Get on! Get! Get off my porch!
00:27:05 Get your ass off my porch.
00:27:07 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
00:27:10 - See you tomorrow.
00:27:16 ¢Ü¢Ü[Piano]
00:27:19 ¢Ü Holy, holy ¢Ü
00:27:21 ¢Ü Holy ¢Ü
00:27:24 ¢Ü Lord God ¢Ü
00:27:27 ¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü
00:27:32 ¢Ü Early ¢Ü
00:27:34 ¢Ü Early in the morning ¢Ü
00:27:37 ¢Ü Our song ¢Ü
00:27:39 ¢Ü Shall rise to thee, yeah ¢Ü
00:27:44 ¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü
00:27:46 ¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü
00:27:52 - ¢Ü Yeah ¢Ü
00:27:55 ¢Ü Bless this Trinity ¢Ü
00:27:59 ¢Ü Almighty God in ¢Ü
00:28:04 ¢Ü Three persons ¢Ü
00:28:08 ¢Ü Bless this Trinity ¢Ü
00:28:12 ¢Ü Almighty ¢Ü
00:28:14 ¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü
00:28:19 ¢Ü God in three persons ¢Ü
00:28:22 - ¢Ü Blessed Trinity ¢Ü
00:28:28 ¢Ü Blessed Trini-¢Ü
00:28:31 ¢Ü Trini-¢Ü
00:28:34 ¢Ü Trinity ¢Ü
00:28:43 ¢Ü Yeah, yeah ¢Ü¢Ü
00:28:48 - Oh!
00:28:50 All right.
00:28:55 All right, sopranos.
00:28:57 - But you all really need to give
00:29:00 Sopranos, you too.
00:29:03 - I know I hit my note.
00:29:06 Now, Clarine and Jackie,
00:29:09 Tenors, wonderful.
00:29:11 Okay. I'll see everyone next week.
00:29:14 [Lettuce]
00:29:16 [Both Murmuring]
00:29:21 Uh, Jackie?
00:29:23 Jackie.
00:29:27 I hear my nephew done
00:29:30 - Heard already? Yeah, he back.
00:29:33 Well, good news travels faster
00:29:38 You know, God is great.
00:29:41 Always great, 24/7, 365.
00:29:45 So, how is he?
00:29:47 - He's fine.
00:29:49 Well, let's just hope
00:29:53 Let's hope he stays put.
00:29:55 You know.
00:29:57 Rolling stones have always
00:30:01 - Ma'am?
00:30:03 Oh, child, don't pay me no mind.
00:30:07 I was just never fond
00:30:09 I always told Evelyn
00:30:13 One never knows what happen when you
00:30:18 How are your four kids
00:30:26 You, uh-
00:30:30 You tell your mama
00:30:32 - You do that.
00:30:38 Yeah, you do that.
00:30:40 [Scoffs]
00:30:55 [Doorbell Rings]
00:30:59 [Doorbell Rings]
00:31:04 Lettie, what you doin' here?
00:31:06 I told Jackie to tell you
00:31:09 She warned me, but I'm
00:31:11 They getting ready
00:31:13 Oh, Evie, now, honey,
00:31:16 Can't you see I brought the
00:31:20 You remember sisters Norma Jean...
00:31:23 Berta May and Willa.
00:31:26 [Together]
00:31:28 Ladies.
00:31:30 In any case, we thought it prudent
00:31:34 Let him know all the wonderful places
00:31:39 - Now he is coming to church, ain't he?
00:31:42 Well, one can never be too sure now.
00:31:44 All that big city living.
00:31:47 Nothing wrong with fortified.
00:31:50 - He ain't home.
00:31:53 Well, now, we were under the impression
00:31:58 I guess we were misinformed.
00:32:00 What, you got spies in my house?
00:32:02 [Laughs]
00:32:04 - [All Laughing]
00:32:07 June Mosley from across the way
00:32:10 Now, you know she sits
00:32:14 [Together]
00:32:17 Stand down, June!
00:32:22 [Scoffs]
00:32:26 Might as well come on in,
00:32:43 - Hey, baby. How was school?
00:32:47 Why don't you go on upstairs,
00:32:49 Supper gonna be ready in a minute.
00:32:55 You forgot how to fold?
00:32:57 - No, ma'am.
00:33:02 Mmm.
00:33:06 Two of you don't seem
00:33:09 Well, what is there to say?
00:33:12 - Well-
00:33:16 Mama! Come on now!
00:33:19 Boy, don't be hollerin'
00:33:22 - I can hear.
00:33:24 - What you got?
00:33:29 Got you ham, just like you like it.
00:33:31 Uh, got you pork chops,
00:33:35 And I brought some of that
00:33:37 Oh, you're not usin' me as a guinea pig.
00:33:41 - You're not gonna say hi to your brother?
00:33:43 - Typical.
00:33:46 - Eugene.
00:33:48 'cause he brought
00:33:50 What, are you, like, 12?
00:33:52 Don't call your brother an idiot.
00:33:54 What else am I supposed
00:33:56 - Well, he may be dumb, but he's not an idiot.
00:33:59 Shut up, stupid!
00:34:04 Shel!
00:34:06 Sheldon, what you cryin' for?
00:34:08 - Mom ripped up my journal.
00:34:11 - It's not a stupid book!
00:34:15 You make me sick, Eugene!
00:34:18 Crybaby. Sissy.
00:34:20 - Shut up!
00:34:25 - All right.
00:34:27 Oh, baby.
00:34:29 All right.
00:34:31 [Both Laughing]
00:34:34 Mmm. Got a little bit of champagne.
00:34:37 - Ooh, yes!
00:34:40 - Oh! Butcher man by day
00:34:46 - Sausage king.
00:34:48 - Sausage king.
00:34:50 - Mmm.
00:34:52 Mmm. Finally I get a chance
00:34:56 [Slurping]
00:34:59 Ah.
00:35:01 - [Chuckling]
00:35:03 - Oh.
00:35:06 - Damn!
00:35:09 - Baby, what if it's an emergency?
00:35:13 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:35:15 Ooh, that's cocoa butter.
00:35:17 - Your favorite flavor.
00:35:19 [Both Laughing]
00:35:21 - [Doorbell Buzzing]
00:35:25 You are a butcher. What kind of emergency
00:35:29 - The B.L.T. Ran out of bacon?
00:35:31 - The chicken can't find his wing?
00:35:34 - Come on, Cooter.
00:35:36 You know that ain't nobody
00:35:39 - What took you so long?
00:35:42 Child, you look ridiculous!
00:35:45 - Why are you dressed in that outfit?
00:35:48 Well, you know, I came over here
00:35:51 Oh. Well, you know, um,
00:35:54 well, not really-
00:35:56 - It's not a- It's not a good time.
00:35:58 Hello, Mother Davis.
00:36:01 Oh.
00:36:03 I see why.
00:36:06 You look like a pimp,
00:36:08 Excuse me.
00:36:11 [Chuckles]
00:36:13 Now... is not...
00:36:18 I don't need to see or hear nothing
00:36:21 - Well, here you are.
00:36:25 well, we weren't exactly
00:36:29 I think I can speak for myself.
00:36:31 Oh, honey, that outfit
00:36:33 Mama. Baby.
00:36:36 Eugene, I don't have all night.
00:36:38 Just five minutes, baby.
00:36:41 - I need five minutes.
00:36:43 You don't listen to me, Eugene.
00:36:46 Mama, you know that me
00:36:51 Son, that woman is too old
00:36:55 The last egg she saw, she ate it.
00:36:58 [Abigail]
00:37:01 Yeah, right, and I'm Britney Spears.
00:37:03 Mama, I'm gonna have to go.
00:37:06 I need to talk to you about Sheldon.
00:37:08 Shel- Sheldon?
00:37:12 Sheldon always
00:37:14 So I'm sure that
00:37:16 - Eugene.
00:37:19 - Eugene!
00:37:22 Can't take it. Mmm.
00:37:25 Ooh, baby. Wait a minute.
00:37:28 Oh. Is that candle wax?
00:37:31 Cocoa butter. Ooh.
00:37:33 [Snoring]
00:37:43 Oh! Oh, God.
00:37:46 I'm sorry.
00:37:49 Go, go, go.
00:37:53 - [Sheldon Grunts]
00:37:55 - Go away.
00:37:58 [Groans]
00:38:01 Gran's not gonna like that.
00:38:04 - [Gabriel] Aunt Jackie!
00:38:08 Sheldon!
00:38:10 Is it impossible for anybody in this house
00:38:13 - Get up.
00:38:15 Get up. I don't want
00:38:18 Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
00:38:20 [Snoring]
00:38:25 [Gasps]
00:38:28 What you coverin' up?
00:38:31 - Get out!
00:38:34 I am a grown man capable
00:38:38 Sunday is my rest day. Okay?
00:38:41 So I'm not going to church,
00:38:43 Boy, have you lost
00:38:45 - Give me that!
00:38:48 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Gospel]
00:38:53 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
00:39:00 ¢ÜJoy will come
00:39:03 ¢Ü Peace and joy
00:39:06 ¢ÜLife is everlasting
00:39:09 ¢Ü What joy ¢Ü
00:39:12 ¢Ü What joy ¢Ü
00:39:16 ¢Ü What joy to praise his name ¢Ü
00:39:23 ¢ÜJoy ¢Ü
00:39:26 ¢Ü I've got joy ¢Ü
00:39:30 ¢ÜJoy ¢Ü
00:39:33 ¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü
00:39:36 ¢ÜJoy ¢Ü
00:39:40 ¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü
00:39:43 ¢ÜJoy ¢Ü
00:39:45 ¢ÜI've got joy ¢Ü
00:39:47 - ¢Ü What a storehouse of grace ¢Ü
00:39:50 ¢ÜHe's an anchor in place ¢Ü
00:39:54 ¢Ü What joy ¢Ü
00:39:57 ¢Ü What joy
00:40:04 ¢Ü What joy ¢Ü
00:40:06 ¢Ü I've got all my joy ¢Ü
00:40:10 ¢Ü What joy ¢Ü
00:40:13 ¢Ü What joy to praise his name ¢Ü¢Ü
00:40:19 [Cheering]
00:40:42 Yeah!
00:40:46 - Good morning.
00:40:48 Well, I just want to remind you
00:40:52 - immediately after the church service.
00:40:56 We're gonna have
00:41:01 picnic jamboree to raise money
00:41:06 - [Cheering]
00:41:10 And our own- our own
00:41:15 is gonna be performing under the direction
00:41:19 - [Cheering]
00:41:23 And the concert will also
00:41:28 the lovely Miss Lettuce Dupree!
00:41:30 Oh, hallelujah,
00:41:33 ¢Ü I'm glad to be here ¢Ü
00:41:36 ¢Ü I'm glad to be here ¢Ü
00:41:38 ¢Ü I said I'm glad
00:41:41 ¢Ü So glad to be here ¢Ü
00:41:44 - ¢Ü I said I'm glad ¢Ü
00:41:47 - ¢Ü Glad, glad ¢Ü
00:41:50 [Together]
00:41:54 - Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
00:41:56 Oh, thank you, Miss Sister Lettuce.
00:41:59 Oh, yeah! In honor to God,
00:42:03 Pastor James, deacons, mothers...
00:42:05 members, family
00:42:07 I just wanna say...
00:42:10 this is my husband right here,
00:42:14 owner and proprietor...
00:42:16 of Dupree's World Classic
00:42:22 He and I just want
00:42:25 for the uniforms
00:42:28 Hallelu-
00:42:30 - Sit down, Lettie.
00:42:33 A check in the amount of $1,000.
00:42:38 - [Man] Yeah!
00:42:43 - Thank you.
00:42:46 I am simply testifying
00:42:50 Sounds like you're testifyin' about the size
00:42:55 [Congregation]
00:42:57 Evelyn, that's a hurtful
00:42:59 Mama, could you guys be quiet?
00:43:01 ¢Ü I'm glad you sat down ¢Ü
00:43:05 [Snickers]
00:43:06 Well, today's sermon
00:43:10 - Luke, 15th chapter.
00:43:13 - [Woman] All right.
00:43:15 - All right.
00:43:17 - Prodigal son.
00:43:19 Here's a sermon that all of you should hear
00:43:24 - Yes.
00:43:26 I can't believe I'm here.
00:43:28 Shh!
00:43:30 I like the story. It goes like this.
00:43:34 Don't you "shh" me.
00:43:36 - I'll "shh" you whenever I want.
00:43:38 - Shh!
00:43:40 Psst. Psst.
00:43:42 Hey. I'm a good cook.
00:43:46 [Pastor James]... go off and live a little bit,
00:43:50 So the father thought
00:43:52 He said, "Well,
00:43:54 I'll let him spread his wings."
00:43:56 - You know about spreading
00:44:00 [Laughing]
00:44:02 [Chattering]
00:44:04 ¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Humming
00:44:09 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
00:44:14 - Oh, brother Sheldon.
00:44:16 Good to see you here today,
00:44:19 Oh, Pastor James, we have got to go.
00:44:22 But I will be calling you.
00:44:25 Um, backsliders, honor thy mother and father.
00:44:31 I'm gonna write my thoughts
00:44:34 - But we must go. Come on, Son.
00:44:38 - Yep.
00:44:40 ¢Ü I got the sweet, sweet ¢Ü
00:44:42 - ¢Ü I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it ¢Ü
00:44:46 ¢ÜI got the-¢Ü¢Ü Check the bucket.
00:44:49 Tried to short me
00:44:51 fillin' that bucket
00:44:56 My fried okra in there
00:44:58 - Pudge, check for the biscuits.
00:45:00 - All right then.
00:45:05 Nice. Dignified.
00:45:10 Sitting waterfront, eating egg-white omelets
00:45:15 What you mumbling about?
00:45:18 Uh, nothing.
00:45:20 I was just thinking
00:45:23 having brunch with, uh-
00:45:27 - Ryan?
00:45:29 [Pudge]
00:45:31 - I don't know.
00:45:33 Is he from the gas company?
00:45:42 [Groans]
00:45:46 Ryan, what are you doing here?
00:45:49 - Airplane, silly.
00:45:53 - I found the tickets, Patrick.
00:45:56 - Uh-
00:45:58 - Uh- Oh, God.
00:46:01 - This-
00:46:04 [Scoffs] I don't think so.
00:46:07 France?
00:46:10 - Who's Sheldon? Baby, you-
00:46:12 Baby?
00:46:16 Kids, come on. Get in the house.
00:46:19 - Baby?
00:46:23 Baby?
00:46:29 What the hell is going on?
00:46:32 - Mama, watch your mouth.
00:46:35 His name is Ryan,
00:46:39 - Partner?
00:46:41 Okay?
00:46:43 - The white boy?
00:46:47 Dramatic?
00:46:49 You got a lot of nerve!
00:46:51 Right in your-
00:46:54 - I didn't invite him here.
00:46:57 - That's not the point, Jackie.
00:46:59 It doesn't matter.
00:47:00 Boy, I'm going to relevant
00:47:03 Ooh! Partner?
00:47:06 - A white boy? In my house?
00:47:08 And on a Sunday too!
00:47:10 Come on, Mama.
00:47:12 Didn't- Didn't I cover this when
00:47:16 Yeah, I remember
00:47:18 "Sheldon, don't get
00:47:20 and don't bring home
00:47:22 - I remember.
00:47:26 Excuse me.
00:47:29 Patrick, can I speak
00:47:36 Yeah.
00:47:38 Sit down, Mama.
00:47:41 - Oh, I'm okay, Jackie.
00:47:43 - Mama, just sit down, please.
00:47:49 - I'm leaving.
00:47:52 - I'm leaving.
00:47:54 Yeah, and it's already more drama
00:47:58 Don't leave.
00:48:00 I mean, has our whole entire relationship
00:48:03 No. I love you.
00:48:06 And that's just supposed to make
00:48:09 You know, Dr. Phil says that a love
00:48:13 is just like
00:48:17 Look, you know what?
00:48:21 Don't patronize me right now.
00:48:23 Calm down. Stay.
00:48:25 [Sighs]
00:48:28 - I'm leaving.
00:48:30 - Yes, I am.
00:48:33 [Evelyn]
00:48:36 [Whispering]
00:48:38 Yes, he is!
00:48:41 - [Sighs]
00:48:46 You know, I must say...
00:48:48 this is some of the best
00:48:51 It came from the chicken shack
00:48:54 You know, Patrick
00:48:57 He always wants to eat
00:48:59 and I'm like, "Muh!
00:49:10 [Sighs]
00:49:16 This... is nice.
00:49:19 Could you excuse us for a minute?
00:49:22 Oh.
00:49:26 And I'm gonna go check on the kids.
00:49:38 You were always ashamed
00:49:41 Oh, God. Please, man,
00:49:43 - You know that's not true.
00:49:46 You walk around here with them big-ass ideas
00:49:49 Okay. It's not my fault that I didn't want
00:49:53 That's a good job.
00:49:56 And it paid for your fancy ass
00:49:59 - You got one more time to call me fancy.
00:50:01 - Just callin' it like I see it, bro.
00:50:03 That's exactly why I didn't wanna spend
00:50:06 - Now, wait a fuckin' minute.
00:50:09 with simple people with small ideas.
00:50:11 I'm the only one that can use
00:50:14 Mama, I'm not a boy.
00:50:16 See, that is your problem, Sheldon.
00:50:20 You always had too much pride.
00:50:22 Mama, do you know
00:50:25 to finally feel good about who I am?
00:50:28 I don't know what you're
00:50:30 - I have always-
00:50:33 - Sheldon, I see you.
00:50:40 Do you realize how hard it was
00:50:43 You know, feeling like I never
00:50:47 or feeling like something
00:50:49 I always raised my kids not to even care
00:50:53 - Mama, I'm talking about you.
00:50:56 I never felt good enough.
00:50:58 At all. Never.
00:51:00 You know, I couldn't say the right things,
00:51:03 You know, I just- I felt
00:51:06 - Sheldon. Now, you know that-
00:51:10 - Well, what about you, Sheldon?
00:51:12 Always lookin' down your nose
00:51:15 - Oh, come on.
00:51:18 - "Nobody understands me. Nobody loves me."
00:51:22 - You are full of bullshit.
00:51:25 No. You don't know yourself, bro.
00:51:29 Man, that is the last thing
00:51:31 Some psychoanalysis from a guy
00:51:35 Butcher shop, huh?
00:51:39 That's fine. I guess you
00:51:42 'Cause I just work
00:51:44 And you've done gone off and made
00:51:47 - Well-
00:51:49 It's Patrick now.
00:51:52 Patrick the man about town.
00:51:55 Man, you think you are smarter than everybody
00:51:59 Better than me. Better than Mama.
00:52:02 You know, Eugene, listen to me.
00:52:05 - I am not ashamed of who I am.
00:52:10 Is that why little Swiss Miss out there thought
00:52:14 You so damn proud of yourself, but apparently
00:52:18 - that your mama ain't nothing
00:52:21 - Mama, l-
00:52:23 - Look in the mirror.
00:52:28 You know what? You think you know everything,
00:52:31 - [Eugene] Really?
00:52:33 All you do is whine.
00:52:37 Complain about yourself.
00:52:39 Look, I didn't ask
00:52:41 Everybody shut up!
00:52:44 [Sheldon]
00:52:46 Wanna know why I didn't
00:52:48 Because I didn't want
00:52:51 and realize one day
00:52:55 Sheldon.
00:52:58 [Sheldon Narrating]
00:53:01 [Typing]
00:53:03 I had a wonderful life
00:53:07 And why wouldn't I?
00:53:10 a successful writer
00:53:13 - [Knocking]
00:53:15 You're late.
00:53:19 This month's cover just hit the stands,
00:53:22 We are on fire.
00:53:25 is how this absolutely captures
00:53:28 the struggle of what
00:53:30 to be successful, both at home
00:53:33 It is very new,
00:53:37 and very, very, very Susan.
00:53:41 Thank you, everyone. I really
00:53:44 Oh, Patrick, so nice
00:53:46 Oh, I am so very sorry.
00:53:48 - He was drinking coffee.
00:53:52 Okay, Liz, be a love and get us two coffees,
00:53:57 Uh, yeah. I'll have
00:54:00 made with decaffeinated
00:54:03 heavy on the foam
00:54:06 - Okay? Thank you.
00:54:08 - What about his mochaccino?
00:54:10 we're gonna have a wonderful photo
00:54:13 - Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:54:15 Well, this month's cover, Susan-
00:54:19 - I got your latest article.
00:54:27 - [Chuckles] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Susan.
00:54:32 Susan, I've been very good
00:54:34 Well, of course you have. Otherwise I never
00:54:38 - Okay. So what's the problem?
00:54:41 There's no emotional depth.
00:54:43 - Pop.
00:54:45 - Boring.
00:54:47 - Boring.
00:54:49 but as your editor,
00:54:52 Susan, are you firing me?
00:54:55 No, no, no, no, no.
00:54:57 What I do think is you should go back
00:55:00 two, three, four, six.
00:55:04 And come back with something fresh.
00:55:06 Get real, Patrick.
00:55:09 - Uh-
00:55:12 [Sheldon Narrating] You know how we're always
00:55:15 who accepts us for exactly who we are,
00:55:19 Well, I found him.
00:55:21 Well, it's their loss.
00:55:24 Me. Fired.
00:55:26 Well, I mean, she didn't really fire you.
00:55:30 You needed to take some time off.
00:55:33 [Together]
00:55:36 Two years.
00:55:38 - Nothing's perfect, baby.
00:55:41 - Oh.
00:55:43 Well, maybe now you can-
00:55:45 you can write that book
00:55:48 - and you'll become super famous
00:55:50 And then you can
00:55:52 and buy the magazine back
00:55:55 [Laughs]
00:55:57 You are goofy. You know that?
00:56:02 And we're gonna have mini quiches.
00:56:05 - Mmm. Do I have to come?
00:56:08 It's my three-year anniversary.
00:56:11 It's not like you guys are married. You know,
00:56:15 He loves me and we wear
00:56:17 - I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
00:56:20 You know,
00:56:22 Patrick has never once complained
00:56:25 - or any of-
00:56:27 That's what I'm talking about.
00:56:29 You're my best friend and you are constantly
00:56:32 I'm just saying that
00:56:35 isn't the fast track to Broadway.
00:56:38 Maybe not, but Patrick
00:56:41 Seriously, Daniel, he's the best thing
00:56:45 - Weight Watchers is the best
00:56:48 - [Doorbell Rings]
00:56:50 [Sheldon Narrating] Have you ever had a day
00:56:55 Happy anniversary, baby.
00:56:57 Oh. Thank you, baby.
00:56:59 [Sheldon Narrating] Some people call it
00:57:02 - Happy anniversary, you two.
00:57:05 - Oh. Thank you, Daniel.
00:57:08 ¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing]
00:57:16 He's a little touchy.
00:57:19 - [Chattering]
00:57:22 - Hello there!
00:57:26 Hey, guys, who wants
00:57:29 I'm not selling any cookies.
00:57:32 - Are you serious?
00:57:34 [Chattering]
00:57:36 [Sheldon Narrating]
00:57:38 this is what we call
00:57:41 - I'm looking for Mr. Davis.
00:57:44 I'm looking for Mr. Davis.
00:57:46 I'm- I'm Mr. Davis.
00:57:48 Um, Gabriel.
00:57:51 - [Scratches]
00:57:54 [Glass Shatters]
00:57:56 Look, I just need to go
00:57:59 - But you said he's not your kid.
00:58:01 Then why do you have to leave?
00:58:04 Somehow he got all the way out here.
00:58:06 Obviously, there's been
00:58:09 I know...
00:58:11 but I need to figure out the whos
00:58:15 We're okay.
00:58:17 Look, baby, trust me.
00:58:19 I love you too.
00:58:24 Good. Well, I'll call you
00:58:26 - Okay.
00:58:39 - So let me get this straight. You let him leave?
00:58:43 Hmm. Let's see.
00:58:45 Hire a private investigator?
00:58:48 - But a relationship is built on trust.
00:58:51 When I was a kid,
00:58:54 I'd have the milk and cookies by the fireplace
00:58:58 And when I'd wake up in the
00:59:00 No gifts under the tree,
00:59:02 And my parents told me it was because Santa
00:59:06 And it wasn't until years later that I found out
00:59:10 My parents were just cheap.
00:59:12 - But you're Chinese.
00:59:15 The point is, trust will take its hot jagged blade
00:59:19 - You really need therapy.
00:59:21 Are you saying that Patrick's
00:59:23 I am the last one to butt into
00:59:28 if I were you, I would be a little bit
00:59:31 - Okay. Stop calling him that.
00:59:34 Has Patrick ever mentioned
00:59:37 Children. I mean, who knows?
00:59:41 A wife, 12 kids.
00:59:43 Oh, my Uncle Rico,
00:59:45 All the time we thought
00:59:48 Come to find out,
00:59:51 He had this whole mango empire.
00:59:53 Mango jam, mango ice cream, mango tea,
00:59:57 mangoes in light syrup,
00:59:59 Carm, Carm.
01:00:02 Okay, look, I am- I am
01:00:06 - Oh, baby.
01:00:09 I trust him.
01:00:11 This is so sad.
01:00:14 It's like watching
01:00:17 [High-pitched Voice]
01:00:22 - [Chattering]
01:00:25 - [Laughing]
01:00:27 [Jackie]
01:00:29 Oh.
01:00:32 So, Ryan, I made up
01:00:35 and got fresh linens and everything.
01:00:37 Don't even worry about it.
01:00:40 Oh, do you know what? Why don't you
01:00:44 and I'll check in on you
01:00:48 Come on.
01:00:58 ¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Vocalizing]
01:01:04 - You know I ain't perfect, Sheldon.
01:01:07 I've done the best
01:01:10 - Look, you know what-
01:01:12 Now, I didn't have a lot.
01:01:15 I worked hard tryin' to provide
01:01:18 [Sighs]
01:01:21 a good upbringing.
01:01:23 [Sighs]
01:01:25 I just wish you had
01:01:29 were a little bit prouder
01:01:36 Guess I did a better job
01:01:41 But I ain't apologizin'
01:01:46 'cause raisin' kids
01:01:50 It ain't easy.
01:01:53 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Woman Singing]
01:02:01 Mama.
01:02:06 ¢Ü¢Ü[Ends]
01:02:11 [Sighs]
01:02:14 - So, um-
01:02:17 [Children Shouting]
01:02:19 [Chuckles]
01:02:25 You know, look, Gabe...
01:02:27 about what I said
01:02:31 You know, your uncle
01:02:34 they really can just
01:02:39 And sometimes adults can say things
01:02:43 - I guess.
01:02:47 Okay. Well, maybe
01:02:50 I got friends. Thanks.
01:02:59 [Door Closes]
01:03:03 [Sighs]
01:03:14 - Hey. What's the matter?
01:03:18 Well, there's gotta be something,
01:03:22 Today's the callback
01:03:26 Not going to a callback?
01:03:28 That has to be one of the seven deadly sins.
01:03:31 But the girls said I'm fat.
01:03:33 You're not fat.
01:03:36 A little round, but not fat.
01:03:39 They laughed at me and said I bounce around
01:03:44 Sweetie, they're just
01:03:47 - You can't let them steal your sunshine.
01:03:50 Yeah. It's- It's like
01:03:53 You have to do it your way.
01:03:55 - Mahoga-what?
01:04:00 [Laughs]
01:04:03 I mean, as incredible as Diana
01:04:07 which she totally deserved
01:04:10 Mahogany was a tour de force.
01:04:11 I mean, she even designed
01:04:14 - Mm-mmm.
01:04:17 Carmen Jones, Valley of the Dolls,
01:04:21 Okay, Dreamgirls,
01:04:24 - Nope.
01:04:29 Abigail. Come on, girl.
01:04:33 - What you mean, meddlin'?
01:04:35 Because you are always puttin' your nose
01:04:38 My family is my business!
01:04:40 I don't meddle, do I, Eugene?
01:04:42 Well, um, on the wedding day
01:04:47 Well, I had something to say.
01:04:48 Well, when the pastor asks,
01:04:52 Only ghetto people
01:04:55 Oh, baby, that was four years ago.
01:04:58 - Stop it, Mama. Come on, Abigail. We gotta go.
01:05:00 - Baby. Baby.
01:05:04 Now, Mother Davis,
01:05:06 - Don't call me Mother Davis.
01:05:10 Well, it just seems silly,
01:05:14 Old? Who you callin'-
01:05:18 - Sittin' here lookin' dumb as a doorknob.
01:05:23 Mama, I don't know why
01:05:25 - You know Abby's only two years older than me.
01:05:29 - Mama, that's my wife you're talkin' about.
01:05:32 - And you can't talk about her like that.
01:05:34 Even if it is just two years,
01:05:37 - That's ri- Old?
01:05:39 - It's only two years.
01:05:41 And besides, don't get it twisted.
01:05:44 This body is lovely...
01:05:46 and I don't see you complaining.
01:05:49 Hmm.
01:05:50 Come on, Abigail.
01:05:52 Well, you can't have babies
01:05:56 And as the saying goes...
01:05:58 if the beans ain't cookin',
01:06:01 with the Crock-Pot.
01:06:03 Come on, baby.
01:06:09 You know what, Mother Davis?
01:06:13 I may be having some difficulties
01:06:16 but when I do have my children,
01:06:19 and I will nurture them, and I will be
01:06:23 Are your kids able to say the same?
01:06:28 Let's go, Cooter!
01:06:31 This sure ain't The Brady Bunch.
01:06:34 - Come on!
01:06:36 Y'all get home safe.
01:06:43 What the hell you
01:06:46 Nosy heifer.
01:06:49 - Go, Cooter. Come on!
01:06:52 - Girl.
01:06:55 ¢Ü Oh ¢Ü¢Ü
01:07:04 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:07:25 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
01:07:32 ¢Ü¢Ü[Fades Out]
01:07:36 So last on my list, ladies, is- Oh.
01:07:39 Okay, everyone.
01:07:43 [Girl]
01:07:45 Just do your best, dear.
01:07:49 Psst. Baby girl.
01:07:51 Okay. Remember-
01:07:54 You got this.
01:07:57 Diva. Diva, diva, diva.
01:08:01 ¢Ü¢Ü[Hip-hop Playing]
01:08:12 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:08:26 ¢Ü¢Ü[Ends]
01:08:31 - [Laughing]
01:08:33 [Teacher]
01:08:35 You worked it.
01:08:37 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:08:42 Let's grill! Let's grill!
01:08:44 ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
01:08:47 [Muttering, Humming]
01:08:53 You just do not
01:08:56 Cooter. Cooter? Cooter.
01:08:58 - Look, don't be mad. I called him.
01:09:03 I just think it would be good if you guys
01:09:07 So I'm gonna go and talk to the ladies
01:09:19 So, uh, you ain't so fancy that you can't put
01:09:24 - Negro, please.
01:09:27 ¢Ü¢Ü[Continues]
01:09:34 ¢Ü¢Ü[Fades]
01:09:39 Okay. Let me get this straight.
01:09:42 No. Don't say it like that, man.
01:09:45 The way I see it,
01:09:48 They're always talkin' about pork is bad for you.
01:09:51 I don't believe all that.
01:09:53 Me and Abigail, we was walkin'
01:09:56 maybe like, uh, three,
01:09:59 And we got this idea, right?
01:10:01 'Cause they have all these turkey products
01:10:04 You know, you've seen 'em.
01:10:07 and turkey pastrami, turkey bologna.
01:10:09 You know, all that.
01:10:11 So we thought, what if
01:10:15 that tastes like turkey sausage?
01:10:19 Whole new market, man.
01:10:22 - That is a new market.
01:10:27 So, um-
01:10:31 - I, uh, don't do this often.
01:10:35 I'm not very good at it.
01:10:37 And if, uh, Abigail
01:10:40 I probably wouldn't say it.
01:10:42 - [Laughs]
01:10:45 About the other night...
01:10:48 and what I said about you, uh...
01:10:51 I'm sorry about that.
01:10:53 I appreciate that.
01:10:56 Actually, I'm the one
01:10:58 Oh, now, see, don't get
01:11:01 - No, really.
01:11:03 Abby's watching me. I gotta keep up
01:11:06 - [Laughing]
01:11:08 Yeah, you got a good woman.
01:11:10 Yeah. But she runs me
01:11:14 - Hmm.
01:11:19 - Well, you know, it's okay.
01:11:23 I mean, yeah.
01:11:27 I have a lot of stuff.
01:11:30 I eat at the right restaurants.
01:11:35 Well, you know, man,
01:11:41 - Yeah.
01:11:43 - Stop it.
01:11:46 You was taller than I was. You was prettier
01:11:50 - Thinner than I was.
01:11:55 - Yeah.
01:11:58 - [Clears Throat]
01:12:00 I just looked up one day.
01:12:03 You know? I mean, no call.
01:12:06 - No letter, no note. Nothin'.
01:12:09 And it just struck me that you just up and left
01:12:14 [Chuckles]
01:12:19 Got a good wife, a nice job...
01:12:22 friends, family.
01:12:25 - I'm makin' sausage.
01:12:28 I suppose I should just be happy.
01:12:30 I suppose I should just be happy.
01:12:31 Well, aren't you?
01:12:34 Oh, wait a minute.
01:12:36 Oh, it's about that time.
01:12:39 So, uh, my woman is callin' me, and I'm gonna
01:12:43 - You think you can handle that?
01:12:55 I guess it's just that, uh-
01:12:57 [Woman Laughing]
01:12:59 After all this time,
01:13:05 and the one thing that I want...
01:13:08 man, you got.
01:13:10 And you don't even want him.
01:13:15 Don't let them steaks burn!
01:13:24 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Vocalizing]
01:13:29 [Gabriel]
01:13:33 but I was hoping you would help me out,
01:13:38 I'll be back later.
01:13:43 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:13:51 Hey.
01:13:53 Hey.
01:13:56 - So what are you doing?
01:14:01 Thinking about what?
01:14:03 Nothin'.
01:14:07 [Grunts]
01:14:13 You know, when I was a little boy,
01:14:17 Sometimes I would just
01:14:19 or hang out,
01:14:23 - Diary?
01:14:30 Well, this is a great thinking spot.
01:14:33 I used to solve some
01:14:36 where you're sitting right now.
01:14:38 Me and my mom used to come up here.
01:14:44 We used to talk and talk.
01:14:48 [Chuckles]
01:14:50 Well, I don't think I can be a better listener
01:14:55 but I am here...
01:14:58 if you ever want to talk to me.
01:15:01 Kids at school are teasing me.
01:15:03 - Why?
01:15:06 What's a Lattrice?
01:15:08 - She's a girl at school.
01:15:11 Okay. And do you like this Lattrice?
01:15:15 Yeah.
01:15:17 - So do you try to talk to her?
01:15:20 - And what happens?
01:15:27 Okay.
01:15:32 - Come on. Let's go.
01:15:35 [Chuckles]
01:15:38 - [Frog Croaking]
01:15:42 Hey, Ryan. Some of the girls at school
01:15:45 - You should be the teacher.
01:15:48 - Mm-hmm. You'd be great.
01:15:52 No one's ever thought
01:15:55 - You like it here?
01:15:59 - Everybody always fighting.
01:16:02 - [Snorts] They're worse than this?
01:16:05 I mean, your family's not so bad.
01:16:07 A little dysfunctional,
01:16:10 but, really, it's not that bad.
01:16:13 Well, I can't wait to leave here.
01:16:16 - Me and my mom are gonna be leaving here soon.
01:16:19 Yeah, she gots a new job
01:16:21 - Pilot?
01:16:23 Oh, right.
01:16:26 I mean, free peanuts and access to all those
01:16:30 - Oh, and your mom's
01:16:34 - Why not?
01:16:37 Hey. That's no way to talk
01:16:41 I'm sure she loves you.
01:16:43 Mom says she means well,
01:16:45 Guess that's what happened
01:16:49 They all left and never came back.
01:16:51 Well, your uncle came back.
01:16:55 I mean, who knows?
01:16:57 Maybe he'll stick around.
01:17:00 He has a kid now.
01:17:02 Hmm. He'll probably be goin' back
01:17:08 Maybe.
01:17:10 Ryan?
01:17:14 - Yeah, pumpkin?
01:17:18 [Chuckles]
01:17:22 You'd never chase him away?
01:17:24 [Sighs]
01:17:27 He's my family.
01:17:31 Ooh! Okay.
01:17:35 Tell me about school.
01:17:37 - Well, there is one boy.
01:17:43 Okay, well, think of Lattrice
01:17:47 something that makes you happy.
01:17:49 Grilled cheese.
01:17:51 No. I was thinking of more along the lines
01:17:56 No. Grilled cheese.
01:17:58 Okay.
01:18:01 All right. So...
01:18:04 Lattrice is the grilled cheese.
01:18:07 You see the grilled cheese.
01:18:11 You walk up to the grilled cheese,
01:18:14 - Hi.
01:18:17 Good, good, good, good, good. And then
01:18:21 - Then I throw up.
01:18:25 Okay. So I can talk to a sandwich.
01:18:29 - My man. You got it.
01:18:31 [Laughs] Yeah, like that. That's good.
01:18:34 - I can talk to the sandwich.
01:18:37 - What's up? Yeah!
01:18:40 - Yo!
01:18:43 ¢Ü¢Ü [Humming]
01:18:45 [Sighs]
01:18:51 ¢Ü¢Ü [Humming Continues]
01:18:57 Hmm.
01:19:00 ¢Ü¢Ü [Continues]
01:19:06 [Sighs]
01:19:19 [Whispering]
01:19:22 Hmm.
01:19:24 [Sheldon]
01:19:26 Yeah. What?
01:19:29 [Sighs]
01:19:32 - You're working late, huh?
01:19:34 I got a lot of orders,
01:19:37 - Church picnic is next week.
01:19:39 Could you put that soap powder
01:19:42 - Yeah.
01:19:44 - You all right?
01:19:49 Now, you go on and get out
01:19:51 - I can't do nothing with you botherin' me.
01:19:53 I can't get no work done.
01:20:12 Oh.
01:20:15 Sheldon.
01:20:17 Oh, baby.
01:20:21 Oh, baby.
01:20:23 Sheldon, baby, what you doin'?
01:20:26 - Come over here and get these clothespins for me.
01:20:29 - Sheldon!
01:20:31 You hear me talkin' to you.
01:20:35 What is wrong with you, boy?
01:20:38 Give it here. Give it here.
01:20:41 Do you hear me? The last-
01:20:46 Now you should be a man!
01:20:49 - Every time I turn around,
01:20:52 Just quit it!
01:20:55 Get me that clothes basket
01:20:59 I'm tired of all that crying,
01:21:07 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:21:10 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Ends]
01:21:14 [Groans]
01:21:17 - This is gonna be fun.
01:21:22 Barbecued ribs, potato salad...
01:21:26 and a nice helping
01:21:28 - Everybody seems so nice.
01:21:32 In New York, they spit in your face.
01:21:34 In the South, they smile at you,
01:21:38 [Both Laughing]
01:21:40 I love what y'all did
01:21:43 - Everybody gonna want some of Clarine's cake.
01:21:45 Hello, everybody, and welcome to the Ebenezer
01:21:50 [Cheering, Applauding]
01:21:52 - Are you having a good time?
01:21:55 All right. And so am I. I see cotton candy,
01:21:59 We're having a great time.
01:22:03 - [Cheering]
01:22:05 All right. And you know we can't do this
01:22:10 - These guys are gonna be
01:22:14 You wanna taste it?
01:22:18 - Tastes like cake, don't it?
01:22:20 - ¢Ü Oh, Lord ¢Ü
01:22:22 ¢ÜI was burnin' down ¢Ü
01:22:24 - ¢Ü You watched over me ¢Ü
01:22:26 ¢Ü Slowly sinking down
01:22:31 - ¢Ü You stayed with me, Lord ¢Ü
01:22:35 - ¢Ü Oh, Lord ¢Ü
01:22:38 - I know it looks bad, but take it.
01:22:40 Oh, Lord. Here come
01:22:43 Hold your wallets and your pocketbooks, y'all,
01:22:47 Oh, Sheldon!
01:22:49 Mm-hmm. Saw you in church last Sunday.
01:22:52 How's everything
01:22:55 - I'm just fine.
01:22:58 This is Jimmy Dupree,
01:23:02 of Dupree's World Class
01:23:05 - My newest husband.
01:23:08 And these are your cousins-
01:23:14 Trae- Dre- Oh.
01:23:16 - Ain't they precious?
01:23:19 - Oh!
01:23:20 - So where the drinks at?
01:23:24 - Behind the picnic table.
01:23:28 - ¢ÜSlowly sinking down ¢Ü
01:23:30 ¢Ü Well, but in my darkest hour
01:23:34 - ¢Ü Stayed with me, Lord ¢Ü
01:23:37 [Cheering, Applauding]
01:23:39 You want to taste
01:23:41 - That's right. It's good.
01:23:44 - Who wants some?
01:23:46 I don't see anybody. Have you lost your mind?
01:23:48 I'm gonna have to-
01:23:51 I don't, but you know what?
01:23:55 - Thank you. Good night. Have a good day.
01:23:57 - Everybody say "uh-huh."
01:24:00 Well, it's pie-eating time.
01:24:02 Can't be stoned-looking
01:24:04 Did you want some, light skin?
01:24:07 See, that's a man.
01:24:10 Ooh. Kelly, Beyonce,
01:24:15 And here to introduce them
01:24:20 [Cheering, Applauding]
01:24:22 Hey, everybody. These fellas are gonna
01:24:25 I don't want to leave yet.
01:24:28 Nothing.
01:24:31 - Brother, what's your name?
01:24:33 All right, James.
01:24:35 There's something important
01:24:38 I've been thinking
01:24:40 [Groans]
01:24:43 - Well, let's talk now.
01:24:45 - It's Julius.
01:24:47 - No.
01:24:48 - It's Andrew.
01:24:50 The last thing I want to do is have
01:24:53 at some damn church picnic
01:24:57 at some damn pie-eating contest.
01:24:59 [All Gasping]
01:25:01 [Together]
01:25:04 - Oh, damn it to hell!
01:25:07 - Oh, boy.
01:25:09 Oh, Lordy. Gay. Gay.
01:25:12 I knew it, but not in my family.
01:25:14 Not in my family.
01:25:17 Oh, Lord.
01:25:19 Uh, is this apple or peach?
01:25:23 Anyone?
01:25:25 - Come on, girl. Come on, children.
01:25:29 Excuse us. Oh.
01:25:31 Uh, this might be the best time for us
01:25:35 I know you brought your Bibles,
01:25:44 Oh, God.
01:25:46 Jesus. Oh.
01:25:50 Dinner's gon' be a while, so I brought you
01:25:54 No, thanks.
01:25:59 All right.
01:26:01 [Sighs]
01:26:04 You always used to come up here
01:26:07 or had a fight with somebody.
01:26:11 You were up here a lot.
01:26:15 What do you want, Mother?
01:26:17 I should be asking you that.
01:26:20 I was hoping we could talk.
01:26:23 Mama, I've been here for two weeks.
01:26:26 I'm really all talked out.
01:26:30 Well...
01:26:32 we all did a lot, talked a lot.
01:26:35 We did not listen a lot.
01:26:39 Guess that's partly my fault.
01:26:42 Well, we're just not
01:26:45 And I think that we do better apart.
01:26:49 We ain't all cute and cuddly,
01:26:51 You know what?
01:26:53 I am going back
01:26:58 Please. I don't want you
01:27:01 We're not.
01:27:03 I am.
01:27:06 - So you're that kind of man.
01:27:10 Do I look like a father figure?
01:27:12 A child just does not fit
01:27:15 Son, you're making a mistake.
01:27:18 No. A mistake would be
01:27:21 I wouldn't even know what to do.
01:27:23 - I am terrified that I will mess up his life just like-
01:27:27 Look, I've made the decision.
01:27:30 Ryan and I are leaving
01:27:44 You know, you were what-
01:27:48 And you won this big
01:27:51 You remember?
01:27:53 They printed up your picture
01:27:56 [Sighs]
01:27:59 Ooh, and that night, I made this big dinner
01:28:04 Eugene, he was so jealous,
01:28:07 was a fried bologna sandwich.
01:28:12 Later that night, after
01:28:15 I was cleanin' up, and I found you out
01:28:19 in the dark, writin'
01:28:23 It was a diary.
01:28:25 Oh, yes.
01:28:28 You were writin' in your diary.
01:28:31 And I said, "Baby, it's time
01:28:34 You said, "All right, Mama.
01:28:38 And the next morning,
01:28:41 your writing pen still in your hand.
01:28:46 Oh, you had such big dreams.
01:28:49 You were goin' to be an author.
01:28:51 Remember?
01:28:58 Funny.
01:29:01 Oh, it's so funny.
01:29:03 Washing clothes for people,
01:29:08 you learn about folk-
01:29:12 Now, you find lipstick
01:29:16 and you know what's comin' next.
01:29:18 Or some- some trinkets
01:29:21 Those little trinkets will tell you things about
01:29:27 The little things.
01:29:30 Hmm.
01:29:36 I was so busy...
01:29:39 workin' so hard...
01:29:43 trying to make sure
01:29:46 L- I missed some of the small
01:29:50 Yes, you did.
01:29:52 Well, don't make
01:29:55 You look up, 10 years done gone by.
01:29:58 You don't even know your own son.
01:30:01 He don't know you.
01:30:03 [Sniffles]
01:30:08 We all scared, baby.
01:30:11 It's just life.
01:30:15 That's the stuff you write about.
01:30:25 I'm gonna take these biscuits
01:30:35 Oh, my God.
01:30:55 Great American novel, huh?
01:30:57 [Sheldon Narrating] Have you ever had
01:31:01 a page you had turned-
01:31:03 moved on, closed the door-
01:31:05 only to discover no matter
01:31:08 it kept staring you
01:31:11 - Hey, big man.
01:31:15 Oh.
01:31:18 I have a very important
01:31:22 ¢Ü¢Ü[Men Singing]
01:31:24 [Evelyn] I don't care what you say, Jackie!
01:31:28 All I'm saying is that it is possible
01:31:31 and the greens still taste good.
01:31:33 Jackie, get away from me.
01:31:35 You need to watch your health.
01:31:38 - You need to watch your health.
01:31:41 - Who is that?
01:31:44 - She comin' over here?
01:31:46 - She called 'fore we could get in the house good.
01:31:50 - Hey, hey, hey.
01:31:51 Ooh, it smells so good in here.
01:31:53 - What y'all up to?
01:31:56 - Just helpin' Mama cook.
01:31:58 Talkin' about healthy greens.
01:32:01 No, Mother Davis.
01:32:04 Uh, uh, uh, uh! I don't want to hear
01:32:08 Mama, you know what you can use?
01:32:12 It's a new recipe. Use it.
01:32:14 Okay, baby.
01:32:17 [Cheering On TV]
01:32:20 Mother Davis, is that sweet potato pie
01:32:24 - I'm just gonna help with the crust then.
01:32:28 So if she says no pork, you need to do no pork.
01:32:32 Oprah say you're not supposed
01:32:34 You know something?
01:32:36 How you gonna live by what she say?
01:32:38 Will you get out of my kitchen?
01:32:40 - I don't know why you can't use the sausages.
01:32:43 You don't never listen to nobody.
01:32:46 - All y'all get out the kitchen.
01:32:50 - How about that?
01:32:53 - ¢Ü¢Ü[Men Singing]
01:32:58 Hey, guys.
01:33:00 Come on in.
01:33:03 - Uh, boy, this is Sunday. We watch the game.
01:33:07 Oh. Sorry.
01:33:11 You know the rules. First one
01:33:16 ¢Ü¢Ü[Vocal Group Vocalizing]
01:33:20 ¢Ü¢Ü[Group Singing]
01:33:22 ¢Ü¢Ü[Vocalizing Continues]
01:33:25 What are y'all doin'?
01:33:28 Get up out of here, Tiny.
01:33:31 Titties bigger than mine in here.
01:33:33 Eatin' up all the damn cake.
01:33:36 [Mumbling]
01:33:41 Oh, heavenly spirit,
01:33:43 for us to get together-
01:33:47 Things haven't always been easy.
01:33:49 But we here, so, um,
01:33:55 Pass me some chicken, boy.
01:33:58 I don't know.
01:34:00 Mmm, mmm!
01:34:03 Evelyn, this is all wonderful.
01:34:05 - Everything is just perfect.
01:34:09 You were always
01:34:11 Cook, clean.
01:34:14 I had to marry money.
01:34:17 I couldn't even do what you do,
01:34:22 Thanks, Lettuce.
01:34:24 So, Trae-Trae, how's
01:34:26 Well, coz...
01:34:28 I can call it good, solid,
01:34:32 Mm-hmm. Jimmy's financing
01:34:35 - His record drop next month.
01:34:37 - Do some of that rappin' for us.
01:34:40 - Let everybody hear you.
01:34:42 First of all, I'm not your son.
01:34:45 - Do some of your rapping.
01:34:50 Believe me, baby, with that body...
01:34:52 we want to hear
01:34:54 - All right.
01:34:56 ¢Ü I was never one
01:34:58 ¢Ü And I'm from where niggas
01:35:01 ¢Ü You get shot, skip the ambulance
01:35:05 ¢Ü I fire rounds till there
01:35:07 Whoo! Well, okay!
01:35:11 Ain't shit left! Hey.
01:35:14 You know,
01:35:17 [Chuckles]
01:35:19 Oh, bless your heart.
01:35:21 Ryan helped me with my dance tryout
01:35:26 I'm sorry, honey. I didn't get your name.
01:35:29 - This is my friend Ryan.
01:35:32 Mm-hmm.
01:35:35 Sheldon, you know, you don't
01:35:38 You know what, Jackie?
01:35:41 Ryan is my partner.
01:35:44 Oh, my goodness.
01:35:46 This sure is modern.
01:35:48 [Laughing]
01:35:50 Evelyn, I don't know how you do it.
01:35:53 You a better woman
01:35:56 Raise these kids, and they run around
01:35:59 Living all types of lives
01:36:03 Dungeons. Mm-hmm.
01:36:06 Bless your heart.
01:36:10 What I want to know is, uh,
01:36:15 - I'm fine.
01:36:18 I'm just concerned
01:36:20 You know what?
01:36:23 And my son is doing fine.
01:36:25 Well, I would just hate to see
01:36:29 - Excuse me?
01:36:31 I never thought he was good enough
01:36:35 He weren't ever around.
01:36:38 You know, Lettie, you are
01:36:42 Evelyn, I'm just being honest.
01:36:44 And sometimes honesty can
01:36:49 It's no wonder I'm the way I am.
01:36:52 Don't bring Mama into this, Evelyn.
01:36:55 Mama was a saint.
01:36:57 Oh, please. The both of'em,
01:37:01 Ho?
01:37:03 Ho?
01:37:05 Oh, girl.
01:37:10 I ain't gonna start.
01:37:13 This is supposed to be a family dinner,
01:37:16 Well, this ain't Soul Food,
01:37:18 I am not gonna sit here,
01:37:22 and then act like it's okay.
01:37:24 Well, it looks like you doin' a good job
01:37:27 This is supposed to be
01:37:30 We're all here because Sheldon
01:37:34 - [Chuckles] You leaving?
01:37:37 - Ain't nobody going nowhere!
01:37:40 - Shut up!
01:37:41 I didn't mean "shut up" shut up.
01:37:43 Look at her, always trying to tell somebody
01:37:47 You call me fat again...
01:37:49 and I'm gonna go upside your big
01:37:54 Now, look here, Jackie, Eugene...
01:37:56 Abby.
01:37:58 You know I ain't perfect.
01:38:01 I'm stubborn...
01:38:04 ornery, opinionated sometimes.
01:38:07 - Mean-spirited.
01:38:08 - Inflexible.
01:38:11 But in my own way,
01:38:16 was to make this
01:38:20 And that meant sometimes
01:38:23 that, well, when I
01:38:25 I guess, l- I'm not proud of.
01:38:28 - Mama.
01:38:31 I know you plan on leavin'.
01:38:34 You done found some opportunity to go
01:38:38 But what you don't know is
01:38:41 Pushin', pushin', pushin'.
01:38:44 Pushin', pushin', pushin'.
01:38:46 [Laughs]
01:38:49 - I am not drunk!
01:38:52 Maybe I am.
01:38:54 That don't have nothing to do or change
01:38:59 Evelyn, what are you trying to say?
01:39:02 I'm saying I can't
01:39:04 You have been horrible to me
01:39:08 But it's because Mama
01:39:11 I had my kids, I was horrible to them!
01:39:15 The circle- circle of life.
01:39:18 - Mama, you need some hot coffee?
01:39:21 - Call the reverend, Jimmy!
01:39:25 Oh, you smellin' yourself today.
01:39:28 - Sheldon.
01:39:30 - No. Sheldon, no.
01:39:32 Please, I just got
01:39:36 I'm sorry for all
01:39:39 I'm sorry for not
01:39:42 I'm sorry that I never just opened up my arms
01:39:47 - Mama-
01:39:51 and tell you that I'm
01:39:55 and that no matter what you do,
01:39:59 Thank you.
01:40:01 I remember when you were little,
01:40:05 And you were so sweet
01:40:10 You were just like
01:40:14 Sweet then, and I
01:40:19 I'm- I'm just proud of you,
01:40:24 I didn't know then...
01:40:27 There. I said it.
01:40:30 Y-You're gay.
01:40:33 And, um, gay as a, um-
01:40:36 a tangerine at Christmas.
01:40:38 - Gay as a, um- What did you tell me?
01:40:41 - Three-dollar bill!
01:40:43 Queer. Queer. Queer as
01:40:46 - Funny as a, um-
01:40:50 That's it.
01:40:53 But it's okay, Sheldon. It is okay.
01:40:57 Don't you hide yourself
01:41:00 unlessin' it's about money
01:41:02 and then I think you ought to
01:41:06 But you be proud! You hear me?
01:41:10 You stand up.
01:41:13 Everybody, this is my son.
01:41:17 He's one of the gays.
01:41:21 And he wants to be called Patrick.
01:41:24 And I love this white boy too.
01:41:28 I love you because you love my son.
01:41:30 - Thank you.
01:41:34 - What about me and Abby, Mom?
01:41:37 - This ain't about you.
01:41:41 What I was trying
01:41:43 is that we have already decided...
01:41:46 for a little while anyway,
01:41:49 - You gonna come here and live with me?
01:41:52 [Laughing]
01:41:54 Tomorrow morning we're gonna get up
01:41:57 Oh, well.
01:42:00 - I already knew.
01:42:04 Wait a minute. What kind
01:42:08 - Shut up, Lettie.
01:42:11 Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!
01:42:13 Don't you just love happy endings?
01:42:18 I have some news,
01:42:22 I am having sexual relations
01:42:27 - [Jackie] Ooh!
01:42:29 I love him because-
01:42:32 ¢Ü He first loved me ¢Ü
01:42:36 - Oh, shit. Mama!
01:42:40 Somebody get some iced water,
01:42:43 Come on now. Oh, hell.
01:42:45 That's a damn shame.
01:42:50 That's basically how every situation goes
01:42:59 ¢Ü¢Ü[Man Singing]
01:43:01 - Well, I'm gonna go get some more pie.
01:43:07 Well, I've done the dishes
01:43:11 Huh. Good.
01:43:13 She's doin' okay.
01:43:15 Hmm. Well, that's all I wanted.
01:43:19 Oh, you, uh, brush your teeth?
01:43:21 - Yes, sir.
01:43:24 - Yep.
01:43:27 Wait. Did you say your prayers?
01:43:31 Prayers. Yeah.
01:43:34 Um-
01:43:37 Everybody prays before they go to sleep.
01:43:40 [Laughs]
01:43:42 You know, I'm- I'm
01:43:46 So, you know, we can-
01:43:49 Let's pray, buddy.
01:43:51 - Okay.
01:43:53 Dear God, I want to say thanks for my family,
01:43:59 I want to thank you for dinner,
01:44:02 - Mmm.
01:44:07 Pudge...
01:44:09 Aunt Lettuce and Ryan too.
01:44:12 I especially thank you
01:44:16 and letting me have a real family.
01:44:18 Bless my dad and my mom in heaven.
01:44:21 - Amen.
01:44:30 Um, okay.
01:44:33 Gabe?
01:44:37 I love you.
01:44:39 Love you too, Dad.
01:44:52 He called me "Dad."
01:44:54 [Sheldon Narrating]
01:44:58 "If you don't live
01:45:02 "you won't live some other life...
01:45:05 you won't live any life at all. "
01:45:09 James Baldwin.
01:47:20 Oh, this is beautiful.
01:47:24 Don't you just love happy endings?