Disturbia

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00:00:47 - You think he sees us?
00:00:50 But trust me, he can feel us watching.
00:01:02 Pop? Oh, that's a big one, Pop.
00:01:07 Okay.
00:01:08 He showed up.
00:01:10 Ten-two. Come on, kid, you can do it.
00:01:12 He's circling that little alcove
00:01:14 This is all you, Kale. That's it.
00:01:16 Try to put it right in front of him.
00:01:18 See, you're talking to me,
00:01:20 Okay. Don't spook him.
00:01:22 - Come on. There.
00:01:24 Oh, that was perfect.
00:01:25 Oh, he's taking it.
00:01:27 Easy. Easy.
00:01:29 Dead drift. Dead drift.
00:01:31 - Oh, you gotta be kidding.
00:01:34 - Take it, baby.
00:01:36 - He bit, he bit!
00:01:37 - That's it. Tip up. Tip up.
00:01:39 Do I let go? Do I let the line go?
00:01:40 No, don't panic. Just let him take it.
00:01:43 - Tip up. That's it.
00:01:44 I know. No, he's got it, baby. Come on.
00:01:46 Okay, reel him in slow. Nice and slow.
00:01:50 All right. All right.
00:01:52 - You gotta be kidding me.
00:01:56 It's okay. You did everything you could.
00:01:57 - This is ridiculous.
00:01:58 You did everything you could.
00:02:01 Come on, let's take a break.
00:02:04 If I can't catch a fish,
00:02:07 - Beats working, right?
00:02:09 Hold that. I said, it beats working.
00:02:11 You're a writer. You work from home.
00:02:16 - Here you go. You got it?
00:02:25 You know what?
00:02:26 I really appreciate you bailing
00:02:28 to spend some time with your old man.
00:02:32 It's not like you forced me
00:02:33 - No, I know, but I appreciate it.
00:02:36 Anything you want to talk about?
00:02:38 - What? What?
00:02:40 - Is this that moment? This is that...
00:02:42 - No, no, this is that father-son...
00:02:44 - No, I'm in.
00:02:47 I got something. Here's something.
00:02:50 - You're not gonna tell Mom?
00:02:52 No? All right. I'm having a kid.
00:02:54 Yeah. You know,
00:02:56 I got a girl pregnant,
00:02:58 She lives in Reno.
00:02:59 I'll probably have to take Mom's car.
00:03:01 But we're gonna live together.
00:03:04 Yeah, her name's Shirley.
00:03:05 - Yeah? She cute?
00:03:08 Yeah. Good. That's all that counts.
00:03:13 I'm gonna catch one before you.
00:03:17 Yeah, but I don't mess with you
00:03:24 No, Ma, we drained the entire...
00:03:25 Literally every fish that was swimming
00:03:29 - You're kidding.
00:03:31 Yeah, are you sure you two aren't
00:03:34 like you did last time?
00:03:35 What?
00:03:36 Are we gonna stop off and buy fish,
00:03:38 No, no. Ma, come on.
00:03:41 Oh, come on, look at this guy.
00:03:42 Oh, come on! Jackass!
00:03:44 - Hey.
00:03:46 - I'm sorry.
00:03:47 Hey, babe,
00:03:49 We got enough fish for a week.
00:03:51 - How long do you think you'll be?
00:03:54 Forty-five...
00:03:55 Kale!
00:04:05 Kale!
00:04:09 Oh, God.
00:04:10 Oh, God.
00:04:12 Kale, are you okay?
00:04:16 Dad.
00:04:19 Kale!
00:05:05 Dad?
00:05:44 Move it!
00:06:25 Yeah, keep dreaming, perv.
00:06:31 Ronnie!
00:06:44 Señor Brecht?
00:06:52 Kale.
00:06:56 So, Kale,
00:06:57 think you can stay conscious
00:07:00 your plans for the three wondrous
00:07:03 summer months ahead?
00:07:06 Do you want me to stand up?
00:07:14 Summer months.
00:07:41 I don't know what you just said.
00:07:45 Did you do the homework or not?
00:07:48 I guess not.
00:07:50 You guess not?
00:07:54 I don't know who you think you are,
00:07:57 or who you think you're dealing with.
00:08:00 You can't give me
00:08:03 Give me one good reason
00:08:07 right now.
00:08:12 What would your father think?
00:08:16 No, Kale! No, no, no!
00:08:23 Okay, Mr. Brecht.
00:08:28 You're six months shy of 18.
00:08:30 That means the Assault Two charge
00:08:34 of one year in juvie.
00:08:36 With these priors, you're up to three.
00:08:40 Losing a parent isn't easy,
00:08:44 which is why I'm sentencing you
00:08:48 Mr. Brecht, I just cut you a break.
00:08:51 Don't test me.
00:08:54 Okay, you're all set to go nowhere.
00:08:59 Now, green means you're good,
00:09:01 which covers about
00:09:05 You unplug it,
00:09:07 He's like a modem.
00:09:08 He gets a constant GPS signal
00:09:11 that goes through your phone line
00:09:14 So they know where you are,
00:09:16 and what you're thinking, 25/7.
00:09:17 - What if he accidentally goes beyond...
00:09:20 You got 10 seconds
00:09:23 Or else what?
00:09:24 And they don't bring blindfolds.
00:09:27 It's tamper-proof and waterproof.
00:09:28 So don't try to stick your foot in a bucket
00:09:31 It won't work, and you'll look stupid.
00:09:33 Now, here's the instructions.
00:09:35 Thank you.
00:09:37 Are you all set up to pay
00:09:41 - No.
00:09:44 I accept all major credit cards.
00:09:47 Great.
00:09:48 My wallet's right over here.
00:09:57 Officer.
00:09:59 - I'm sorry, Mrs. Brecht.
00:10:02 Gutierrez?
00:10:04 Your Spanish teacher,
00:10:06 he's my cousin.
00:10:10 Oh, one more thing. Listen up.
00:10:12 House arrest might sound like a breeze,
00:10:15 but I've seen many a folk get a bit loopy
00:10:17 Some after just a day or two.
00:10:19 So find constructive things to do
00:10:24 Boom! Nice shot.
00:10:25 Okay, get my left flank.
00:10:28 Let me jump on the M60.
00:10:30 - Just get your position and hold it.
00:10:32 Just get your position and hold it.
00:10:35 Okay, here we go.
00:10:37 - Just watch. Here it goes.
00:10:39 - Fired.
00:10:40 Boom! Boom! Got it.
00:10:43 Now, follow me. Off the ledge.
00:10:48 Hello?
00:10:54 You gotta be kidding me. Hello?
00:11:03 Alan stops by Cheaters to discuss
00:11:08 Well, your camera busted in
00:11:12 Uh-oh.
00:11:15 Here she comes.
00:11:16 Hey! Where you going?
00:11:17 Caught you, bro.
00:11:19 Here. Come around here.
00:11:21 What the... is going on?
00:11:22 - Alan?
00:11:23 Man up, Alan.
00:11:25 - Open the... door.
00:11:27 - What the...
00:11:29 What the...
00:11:30 Explain what you're doing
00:11:32 How the hell... How the...
00:12:50 ...Saint Tropez all the way to Cannes.
00:12:52 It was so beautiful. There's nothing
00:12:56 Parasail with us through the skies
00:12:59 Then shop Cabo's maze of streets,
00:13:04 Then we'll get adventurous
00:13:07 And, of course, the good stuff,
00:13:13 On Bikini Destinations,
00:13:17 Police in Madison...
00:13:18 - More trash TV?
00:13:20 ...15 miles west of Springdale
00:13:22 of 33-year-old Patricia Williams,
00:13:23 who may be the victim of a kidnapping.
00:13:25 Family members reported Williams
00:13:27 after repeated calls to her cell phone
00:13:31 You canceled my Xbox.
00:13:32 iTunes, too.
00:13:36 You know what else I'm canceling?
00:13:38 Maid service.
00:13:41 Look, Kale, I'm sorry you're a felon,
00:13:46 I have two open houses today.
00:13:48 I want you to clean up this room
00:13:51 I'll do that.
00:13:54 If you have any information
00:13:56 of Patricia Williams,
00:13:58 has been set up at 1-800...
00:14:01 Isn't that a little overdramatic?
00:14:02 You don't think
00:14:04 Dramatic?
00:14:10 What are you gonna do now?
00:14:13 Are you crazy?
00:14:15 - Ma...
00:14:19 Clean up your room.
00:14:24 Ronnie, you have no idea
00:14:27 Plus, my mother transformed.
00:14:29 like the warden from Shawshank.
00:14:32 And my iTunes are gone, right?
00:14:35 I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind.
00:14:37 anything at all.
00:14:39 You gotta see these Oahu chicks.
00:14:43 This girl down by the pool,
00:14:44 she just taught me how
00:14:46 - What does that mean?
00:14:48 - I think it's a Hawaiian mating call.
00:14:53 Who's that with you? Is that...
00:14:54 Do you work here?
00:14:56 No, no, don't do it. Ronnie. Ronnie.
00:14:59 - Ronnie! Ronnie!
00:15:43 Oh, yeah. Here we go.
00:15:47 Oh, yeah, there we go. Yeah.
00:15:59 Mary asked if I'd cover the hostess
00:16:02 So, I could be kind of late.
00:16:09 Do you want to talk about anything?
00:16:13 I got nothing.
00:16:46 - I'm dropping this off in the garage.
00:16:50 It's a priceless family heirloom.
00:16:55 Put it downstairs.
00:17:03 Get the boxes out first.
00:17:24 Ashley, sweetie,
00:17:27 - Be nice to your mom today, okay?
00:17:30 And we've got more stuff in the car,
00:17:37 Yeah, I'm coming!
00:17:40 God.
00:17:41 Yeah?
00:17:45 Oh! Oh, shit.
00:17:51 No!
00:17:55 It's dog shit.
00:18:00 What a retard!
00:18:03 You little bastards.
00:18:05 Bet you think that's real funny, huh?
00:18:07 What are you gonna do?
00:18:10 Not before I shove this shit and my foot
00:18:13 Oh, crap!
00:18:19 Dude, you said
00:18:21 He can't!
00:18:25 Oh, shit.
00:18:26 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!
00:18:29 Turn green! Turn green!
00:18:32 Okay, here we are, back at home.
00:18:35 Turn green. Come on.
00:18:38 Come on! Turn green, I'm in!
00:18:40 Turn green. Come on.
00:18:45 Yes!
00:18:47 Yes! Yes!
00:18:53 Hey, are you okay?
00:18:55 No, it's fine.
00:18:57 I'm fine. It just... It turned. I'm green.
00:19:07 No, no, no. Sir? Listen.
00:19:09 I wasn't trying to go anywhere.
00:19:11 There's a bag of shit on my stairs.
00:19:15 Honestly, they put a bag of shit
00:19:18 - Get down on the ground.
00:19:20 Get down on the ground!
00:19:24 Get your hands behind your head.
00:19:27 Somebody comes
00:19:28 - Face down, face down.
00:19:33 Now give me your other hand.
00:19:48 Kale, calm down. The officers were
00:19:51 Yeah, but the cop that came,
00:19:55 They're related.
00:19:57 - Is there no other cops that can...
00:20:00 - No. No, he didn't. He...
00:20:03 - Right.
00:20:04 Even your teacher's cousin.
00:20:06 But next time you will be back
00:20:09 Thank you.
00:20:44 Little harder, Chad.
00:21:02 Hi, pup.
00:21:04 Come here.
00:21:09 - You and me, both.
00:21:12 - Where is he? Where is he?
00:21:14 Frankie! Where are you?
00:21:17 Frankie!
00:22:01 - Mom?
00:22:04 Just a couple things.
00:22:06 You want to try them on for me?
00:22:09 - Maybe later.
00:22:55 Aloha, Señor Kale.
00:22:58 Ronald! What's going on, bro?
00:23:02 - Nothing.
00:23:04 - Oh, great. Have you been showering?
00:23:06 - What is that?
00:23:08 That's all you got me?
00:23:10 Hey, I got something to show you
00:23:11 No, no. I got something to show you.
00:23:14 This is reality without the TV.
00:23:15 There's a world
00:23:16 - Look, look. Here we go.
00:23:19 There it is. Mrs. Pilch.
00:23:21 And the Pilch dog.
00:23:23 - Exciting.
00:23:25 Look, and then she...
00:23:26 She says bye to Linda,
00:23:29 who has a titty tat, you know.
00:23:32 And then every Thursday at 4:00,
00:23:35 and plays tennis
00:23:37 Okay, and then the ladies leave.
00:23:39 Here we go. Cue Mr. Pilch,
00:23:42 - Fascinating.
00:23:43 Get up. Get up and look at this.
00:23:47 He comes in. Here, take this.
00:23:49 Put that down. Look.
00:23:53 - Who's there?
00:23:55 Right? You see what I'm saying?
00:23:57 - Ronnie, let's go.
00:24:01 Oh, my God, you've made
00:24:04 Is that in the Stalker's Handbook
00:24:06 No, listen. That's not what I am, okay?
00:24:09 These are just simple observations.
00:24:12 Find your passion, Kale.
00:24:14 This is Robert Turner.
00:24:17 And...
00:24:19 He does that about twice a day.
00:24:21 Here's the little shitbagger sleeper cell
00:24:24 - Oh, the ding-dong ditch?
00:24:26 So what's the plan
00:24:28 I don't know.
00:24:31 - The runt is mine.
00:24:37 - What was that?
00:24:40 Last stop on the tour.
00:24:44 Here, come here. Come here.
00:24:48 Oh, my God.
00:24:57 There is a God.
00:25:01 Yeah.
00:25:09 Who is she?
00:25:11 I don't know.
00:25:13 What's stopping you?
00:25:45 Come on.
00:25:53 Shit. Oh, God.
00:25:56 Can I help you?
00:25:58 No, no, no. I'm fine, I got it. I got it.
00:26:00 I'm real close.
00:26:03 Don't worry about it.
00:26:06 Yeah, I can tell.
00:26:08 I got these two.
00:26:10 A little embarrassing,
00:26:13 I think any pride you had left
00:26:16 Oh, you mean when the cops came.
00:26:17 No, no, no.
00:26:19 That wasn't me.
00:26:23 Wrong. Just wrong.
00:26:28 So, how's your move going?
00:26:30 - Still going.
00:26:32 I'd help. I'm just a little
00:26:35 Yeah, you kinda got that whole
00:26:37 Yeah, kinda. Except I don't get, like,
00:26:39 a 48-hour allowance for office visits.
00:26:41 I'm not very good
00:26:43 It's not one of my strong suits.
00:26:45 So, where'd you say you moved from?
00:26:47 - I'm from the city.
00:26:49 And now, forcefully relocated.
00:26:52 Ashley?
00:26:56 Can you come in here, please?
00:26:58 My mom.
00:27:00 Yeah, I've been washing dishes
00:27:02 She's really polite
00:27:04 but she has that tone, did you notice?
00:27:07 Yeah, I know the tone.
00:27:09 I'm Ashley, by the way.
00:27:12 Noticed that, too.
00:27:21 Japan's earning season will
00:27:25 ...weeks ago.
00:27:26 A valet parking attendant says
00:27:28 picked up Williams sometime
00:27:32 That individual was driving
00:27:36 which may have been dented
00:27:38 Police have released
00:27:40 confirming the eyewitness account.
00:27:42 But now, in the newest development,
00:27:44 sources close to the investigation say
00:28:02 Started without me, huh?
00:28:09 Nice.
00:28:13 What are you stopping for?
00:28:21 No.
00:28:30 You can't see me. It's too dark in here.
00:28:39 All right, you've done it.
00:28:42 Just look at me when I talk to you!
00:28:47 You've let me down, Ashley!
00:30:13 A Mustang.
00:31:20 - Oh, Jesus.
00:31:23 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:31:26 That's fine. It's fine.
00:31:29 - I'm sorry.
00:31:30 What are you doing?
00:31:32 Just staring out the window.
00:31:36 getting creative.
00:31:37 Well, I just wanted to say good night.
00:31:39 - Well, good night. I love you.
00:31:41 - I love you.
00:31:44 Jesus, Ma.
00:32:38 Hey.
00:32:40 What are you doing?
00:32:44 What are you doing?
00:32:47 Looking at my garden? Is that it?
00:32:50 You looking at my beautiful garden?
00:32:56 Well, I caught you now.
00:32:59 I got you.
00:33:07 Yeah, you're not gonna
00:33:13 Nothing about missing bunnies,
00:33:16 Now the cops are saying
00:33:18 the girl's disappearance are similar
00:33:20 to several murder-kidnappings
00:33:24 All redheads.
00:33:26 They didn't catch the guy,
00:33:28 but they found seven chicks' bodies
00:33:31 a year after the alleged killer
00:33:34 No leads, no way of IDing
00:33:38 'cause he used a fake name,
00:33:40 'cause no mail was ever delivered
00:33:43 Hello.
00:33:45 Oh, here, check this. They got pictures.
00:33:47 - Wow, that is sick.
00:33:48 - Yo, you gotta see this. Check this...
00:33:51 - We're going swimming.
00:33:55 What do we have?
00:33:58 Well, better late than never, right?
00:34:02 Here we go. Here we go.
00:34:05 I really, really like your neighborhood.
00:34:14 - Well, that's new.
00:34:20 It's so warm, baby.
00:34:25 Okay, that's it. Cleansing breath. Can I?
00:34:29 - Yeah.
00:34:32 There we go.
00:34:34 Okay, girl, you concentrate now.
00:34:38 Oh, God!
00:34:43 You're a jackass.
00:34:46 Seriously,
00:34:47 I promise you, she heard it.
00:35:00 Oh, no!
00:35:01 - What?
00:35:03 - What?
00:35:04 - She was looking up at me when...
00:35:05 - No, no.
00:35:06 There's no way she... See? She's...
00:35:08 Okay, maybe she did.
00:35:09 Really?
00:35:11 Well, are her swims always that short?
00:35:12 No, she usually takes her time with it.
00:35:21 Oh, God. And now she's gone.
00:35:27 - No!
00:35:28 It's nothing. It's not her.
00:35:29 Well, listen, it could be her.
00:35:31 - It's not, so...
00:35:33 Well, no, no, I'm saying, if it's not her,
00:35:38 It's her at the door. It's her at the door.
00:35:40 - No! No, no, no.
00:35:42 - Shit! Don't, don't...
00:35:47 - Wait, wait, I got it.
00:35:50 - No, no, no! Wait! Don't answer it!
00:35:52 She knows I'm here.
00:36:00 Hi.
00:36:02 What took you so long?
00:36:03 What... We were...
00:36:08 - Video games!
00:36:10 This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald.
00:36:13 - Say hi, Ronald.
00:36:15 You're so stupid.
00:36:17 So, what brings you here?
00:36:21 - I got locked out.
00:36:24 It's a tragedy.
00:36:28 So, you gotta call someone?
00:36:32 No, I'd rather stay stranded,
00:36:36 Video games, huh? I like to play.
00:36:43 Is this your room?
00:36:44 Just so you know,
00:36:47 - A little?
00:36:51 Anything interesting out here?
00:36:55 The...
00:36:57 Okay.
00:37:01 I'm sorry, what did you say?
00:37:05 Are you spying on the neighbors, Kale?
00:37:09 Actually, he is.
00:37:11 You see, he's got this neighbor,
00:37:13 who I guess, by definition,
00:37:15 Who may, in point of fact,
00:37:17 - be a cold-blooded killer...
00:37:18 ...from Texas.
00:37:20 - Yeah.
00:37:22 - Yeah. Yeah, that's...
00:37:25 Yeah.
00:37:26 Yeah, I've seen him. So?
00:37:28 - So?
00:37:30 Well, so, the missing girl's
00:37:33 On the news.
00:37:34 You think he has something
00:37:36 He drives a car
00:37:38 - last seen in.
00:37:39 A '60s-era Mustang.
00:37:40 - Same color. Yeah.
00:37:42 Gee, that really narrows it down.
00:37:44 Well, you know,
00:37:47 - Yeah, and his front fender's dented.
00:37:50 - Right?
00:37:54 - It matches. The whole story.
00:37:55 It fits.
00:37:58 Okay.
00:38:03 I am seeing the Mustang.
00:38:08 But no bashed-in fender.
00:38:10 What? Yeah, no, it's there. It's there.
00:38:12 If I could just... It should be there.
00:38:18 That's weird.
00:38:20 Maybe 'cause it was never there
00:38:26 However, he is clearly a pack rat.
00:38:31 He plays volleyball.
00:38:34 - He collects skulls!
00:38:41 That's a longhorn skull.
00:38:43 You know what state's famous
00:38:45 - Texas.
00:38:46 Texas.
00:38:48 Fine. Where's the coffee and donuts?
00:38:53 You can't have a stakeout
00:39:02 That's everything I could find.
00:39:04 Got most of it off of my uncle.
00:39:07 How long has Turner lived there?
00:39:08 I don't know. A few years.
00:39:11 Hey, check this out.
00:39:13 The victims they found in Texas
00:39:15 delaying their decomposition.
00:39:17 This guy was so sick.
00:39:19 They say their bodies were twisted
00:39:24 This girl died from blunt trauma,
00:39:28 Gnarly. I'm hungry.
00:39:33 Let's order pizza.
00:40:06 He's been gone a while.
00:40:08 Here.
00:40:10 How'd you get my phone?
00:40:12 That's a big violation of privacy,
00:40:14 This is... I could turn you in for this.
00:40:18 What did you do?
00:40:22 Every time he calls you,
00:40:26 that's what you'll hear.
00:40:27 Okay. That's a nice choice.
00:40:32 Cute.
00:40:34 It's a little scary, though, right?
00:40:36 It could use a little color. Do you mind?
00:40:42 No. Go for it, Picasso.
00:41:15 So, why'd your parents drag you
00:41:21 Well, I guess my mom wanted
00:41:26 City life had its temptations.
00:41:30 But my mom pretty much cries
00:41:35 and my dad doesn't care
00:41:40 What'd they think,
00:41:42 Maybe a two-car garage.
00:41:43 "You know what, honey?
00:41:45 "Look at the storage space!"
00:41:47 Something like that.
00:41:52 So, what are your issues, Kale?
00:41:57 What makes you think I have issues?
00:41:59 Gee, I don't know.
00:42:04 Look, there he is.
00:42:12 It's another car.
00:42:19 Who said chivalry's dead?
00:42:22 I didn't.
00:42:24 - There's a club girl for you.
00:42:28 The bright green bracelet
00:42:32 The red one is from The Komodo Club,
00:42:35 Jesus. You must have a great ID, huh?
00:42:38 I don't need one.
00:42:41 I love her shoes.
00:42:43 You gotta be joking.
00:42:45 Is that what you're looking at? Shoes.
00:42:50 Of course.
00:42:54 He's going in.
00:42:56 He's gonna get her all liquored up.
00:42:59 This feels wrong.
00:43:03 Oh, he's going for it.
00:43:07 Okay.
00:43:09 Here he goes. Here he goes.
00:43:11 Denied.
00:43:15 Look at the look on his face.
00:43:21 A little music to set the mood.
00:43:24 - What do you think they're listening to?
00:43:28 You know what? I got an idea.
00:43:37 - No.
00:43:41 No. Stop, stop.
00:43:44 - No.
00:43:46 - You're kidding me.
00:43:48 Oh, God.
00:43:51 It does match.
00:43:53 Only in Disturbia.
00:43:56 Where else are you gonna get
00:43:59 - Thank God you moved here, right?
00:44:11 Wait a minute.
00:44:13 Wait, did you see that?
00:44:28 Oh, my God.
00:44:45 Did you see that? The price tag.
00:44:47 She won't be returning that dress.
00:44:56 Oh, there you go.
00:45:04 Who's the redhead?
00:45:06 - She's cute.
00:45:09 Don't you have something to do?
00:45:10 - No.
00:45:14 Yeah. My dad likes this song,
00:45:29 Hi, Mom.
00:45:31 - Here we go.
00:45:34 I'm at Barnes & Noble.
00:45:39 No, that's okay, I'll walk.
00:45:42 Shift's over. Gotta go.
00:45:46 Walk me?
00:45:49 Sure.
00:45:50 Give this to your mom.
00:45:56 Thank you for an interesting night
00:46:05 I guess this is as far as you go.
00:46:08 I guess so.
00:46:14 So, same shift tomorrow?
00:46:21 I'll get back to you.
00:46:48 No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:46:55 Somebody, anybody.
00:46:59 Somebody, anybody.
00:47:08 Come on, baby.
00:47:12 Hello, boys.
00:47:19 Family fun night.
00:47:22 Okay. I see what's going on.
00:47:27 Oh, Jesus. You guys are screwed now.
00:47:32 "We're just watching cartoons."
00:47:34 "Oh, okay, sweetie. I understand.
00:47:40 Come on, Mom.
00:47:45 Bastards. Wow, they are horny as shit.
00:47:50 Help! Help!
00:48:27 Shit, come on.
00:48:34 Oh, shit.
00:48:49 Okay. Oh, God.
00:49:33 - Ronnie.
00:49:34 Ronnie, listen to me. Okay.
00:49:37 - What?
00:49:38 And the redhead
00:49:40 - Are you sure?
00:49:42 and it got dark, he turned the lights out.
00:49:44 I mean, I don't know what I saw. I saw...
00:49:47 Slow down, slow down. Talk to me.
00:49:52 - Just stay on the phone.
00:49:54 Okay, just stay on the phone.
00:49:59 Are you seeing something?
00:50:06 Kale, what is happening?
00:50:11 Talk to me, man.
00:50:14 It's the redhead.
00:50:17 You are seriously losing it,
00:00:06 Kale?
00:00:49 - No!
00:00:51 Whoa. Just take it easy.
00:00:54 Easy. Slow down.
00:00:57 I'm Robert Turner. I'm your neighbor.
00:00:59 Yeah, I know who you are!
00:01:01 - Well, I...
00:01:04 I think I startled him.
00:01:06 I ran into Robert at the grocery store.
00:01:11 We tried to change it,
00:01:13 Yeah, my dad put those bolts on.
00:01:15 Well, it did not work.
00:01:17 - My fault.
00:01:19 You saved my life.
00:01:23 We had it towed to Frank's.
00:01:25 Oh, yeah?
00:01:27 - To tow it to Frank's.
00:01:29 Kale, would it kill you
00:01:31 It's a knife. What's the difference?
00:01:33 Well, the difference?
00:01:39 Hey, you know, those things...
00:01:41 I've always been curious
00:01:42 - Do you mind if I just take a look?
00:01:48 - So what'd you do?
00:01:49 I popped my Spanish teacher.
00:01:58 Shoot, I think I left the milk in the car.
00:02:14 So, when you say that you
00:02:18 - popped your teacher...
00:02:23 Listen,
00:02:26 I get it.
00:02:28 I went to school.
00:02:31 There are plenty of teachers
00:02:39 Kale, would you grab the sugar, please?
00:02:45 Here it is.
00:02:47 Can I pour you some milk?
00:02:52 On the way back here, your mom was
00:02:55 Was she?
00:02:58 I thought maybe we could do dinner
00:03:00 - That's not gonna happen.
00:03:03 For me. For me it's not gonna happen.
00:03:05 But I'm sure my mother would love
00:03:07 - You'd love that.
00:03:10 Nice meeting you, Kale.
00:03:16 - He is something.
00:03:20 And so is your place.
00:03:22 That's creepy.
00:03:24 I said it, I told you.
00:03:27 Did he genuinely mean
00:03:29 or was he sending you
00:03:33 - Are you playing with me?
00:03:37 - Did you even notice my hair?
00:03:40 It's real nice. Okay, there's the Mustang.
00:03:42 Then there's the longhorn skull
00:03:44 And then there was the club girl.
00:03:45 Who looked freaked out, okay?
00:03:47 She was running around half-naked
00:03:49 Then he challenges me.
00:03:51 He shows up in my kitchen,
00:03:54 - I mean...
00:03:55 Your mom's hot.
00:03:59 My mom's hot. Can you be serious?
00:04:00 Did you consider whatever look
00:04:02 might have been something else?
00:04:05 Maybe she likes being
00:04:12 And that's it?
00:04:13 I'm going to a party.
00:04:15 - Whose?
00:04:18 Yours?
00:04:19 You're having a...
00:04:22 I just didn't know you knew anyone.
00:04:23 I met this girl today, Minnie Tyco.
00:04:25 Minnie... Yes, "Skinny Psycho."
00:04:27 She's a lot of fun.
00:04:28 I told her my parents were going out
00:04:32 She called somebody,
00:04:34 - and now, everybody's coming.
00:04:36 So now you got the whole jock
00:04:39 Well, that'll be fun.
00:04:45 So you're really going through with this?
00:04:48 Yes.
00:04:52 All right, well, that'll be fun.
00:04:53 I just didn't think
00:04:58 Try to keep those
00:05:22 Wait, what was that?
00:05:26 Well, I'm not. I'm not watching.
00:05:40 Hey, how are you?
00:05:51 All right, that's it. That's it!
00:06:25 Oh, my God.
00:06:50 - You don't like Minnie Riperton?
00:06:54 I hit him, you guys! Go, you guys!
00:06:57 I got you now, Greenwood!
00:06:59 - Oh, my God! Go!
00:07:06 Big tactical error, my friend. Huge!
00:07:14 What the...
00:07:18 What are you doing here? Huh?
00:07:21 Oh! No! Wait.
00:07:24 What's wrong?
00:07:34 - Oh, my God.
00:07:36 Oh, shit. Hold on.
00:07:38 Back off, or I will throw this
00:07:40 Okay, just relax, okay?
00:07:43 Even better.
00:07:45 - What are you doing?
00:07:47 I'm trying to enjoy my party.
00:07:49 - Oh, really? Okay.
00:07:51 That's wrong.
00:07:53 - Well, you could have fooled me.
00:07:56 I'm saying, if you're trying
00:07:58 Don't keep looking up at me, trying
00:08:02 So, you were watching me.
00:08:04 But for how long? Just tonight?
00:08:07 A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in?
00:08:11 What have you been
00:08:15 What else have you seen?
00:08:17 - What else have I seen?
00:08:23 I've seen a lot.
00:08:25 I mean, not like that. Not... I mean...
00:08:30 For instance, I've seen that you're
00:08:34 maybe one of, I don't know,
00:08:37 that likes pizza-flavored chips.
00:08:40 You're also the only person
00:08:42 on the roof of her house
00:08:46 And what are you doing?
00:08:48 Books. You know, not US Weekly,
00:08:53 But you're reading substantial books.
00:08:56 You also do this...
00:08:59 You do this thing where,
00:09:03 Whenever you're leaving your room,
00:09:06 you're getting ready to leave,
00:09:08 and you back up, and you turn
00:09:13 But it's not like a, you know,
00:09:17 You know, it's more like,
00:09:20 "Who am I, really?"
00:09:23 And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's...
00:09:29 That's so cool.
00:09:34 Also, you look out the window
00:09:37 only you're looking at the world,
00:09:41 Trying to figure it out.
00:09:45 Trying to figure out why it's not in order,
00:09:58 I'm only looking at you.
00:10:08 That's either the creepiest
00:10:12 or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.
00:10:36 Remember the other night?
00:10:42 - You said you didn't have issues.
00:10:46 That was bullshit. I got a million issues.
00:10:54 For a guy who killed his teacher?
00:10:57 I didn't kill my teacher.
00:11:11 What?
00:11:21 - Holy shit.
00:11:29 What's in the bag?
00:11:30 - Oh, my God.
00:11:35 - What'd you see?
00:11:40 - Blood?
00:11:46 I can't believe you want me
00:11:48 We need to see what's in the blue bag.
00:11:50 So, get in the car and get
00:11:52 Are you sure I'm still in the clear?
00:11:54 Ashley, where's Turner now?
00:11:56 He's shovel shopping.
00:12:04 Visual coming your way.
00:12:07 Are you sure I'm clear?
00:12:10 Yeah, you're golden, man.
00:12:12 Okay, here we go.
00:12:27 - Well, that's pretty cool.
00:12:30 Ashley's got, like, a live feed going here.
00:12:42 This is a lot harder than it looks
00:12:44 You're doing great, man.
00:13:07 Ashley!
00:13:09 - Hi!
00:13:15 Where did you hear that name?
00:13:18 - Hello? Ashley? Hello. Ashley.
00:13:21 There you go!
00:13:23 - Okay.
00:13:24 In side compartments, glove box,
00:13:27 - It's not here, dawg.
00:13:30 All right, keep looking. Hold on.
00:13:32 - Yes.
00:13:35 I ran into Skinny Psycho.
00:13:37 You lost...
00:13:39 I don't know. About five minutes ago.
00:13:41 All right, hold on.
00:13:43 - Okay. Ronnie.
00:13:45 Okay, listen to me. Pop it open
00:13:47 Pop it open
00:13:48 No, no, but it looks like
00:13:49 I can just open the garage right now.
00:13:51 No, Ronnie, don't do that.
00:13:52 Just give me the code, okay?
00:13:55 - Why do you sound so agitated?
00:13:57 Ashley just lost Turner,
00:13:59 That's why I'm agitated.
00:14:01 - So, pop it open and give it to me.
00:14:03 Operation Stupid is officially over.
00:14:05 No! Ronald, no! Listen to me.
00:14:07 Stop right there, turn around
00:14:09 Pop it open and give me the code!
00:14:12 Pop it open and go.
00:14:14 I can't get this... I can't...
00:14:18 Okay, keep trying. Hold on. Hello?
00:14:20 Kale, you've gotta get Ronnie
00:14:21 Yeah, I know, I know. He's got the code.
00:14:22 He's giving it to me right now.
00:14:23 Well, tell him to hurry. Shit!
00:14:26 Okay, okay, okay.
00:14:27 Hello? Ronald, go.
00:14:29 Are you ready? It's one down.
00:14:31 Miss Carlson.
00:14:35 Kale.
00:14:36 Three up, four up. No, no, no.
00:14:39 Okay. Up?
00:14:41 Four down.
00:14:42 Kale?
00:14:46 Hi.
00:14:48 I'm Robert Turner.
00:14:51 I live behind you.
00:14:53 Oh, yeah.
00:15:04 Would you mind?
00:15:07 It's just a little rude.
00:15:12 What are you doing?
00:15:14 Well, I'm officially welcoming you
00:15:22 I know that you've been following me.
00:15:24 Don't. No, don't.
00:15:27 Don't deny it.
00:15:31 I'm not upset. And, quite frankly,
00:15:39 I just would like you to know that
00:15:44 I'm a little on the shy side.
00:15:46 So, short of all this sneaking around
00:15:51 in some kind of hip, new-aged way
00:15:55 of coming on to a somewhat older man,
00:16:02 I really feel obliged to tell you
00:16:04 that I rather enjoy my privacy.
00:16:12 You see, the world is...
00:16:19 And I tend to think that someone
00:16:22 and attractive as you
00:16:27 doesn't need to be wasting her time
00:16:32 I...
00:16:38 So, now you know.
00:16:41 You're not the only one who's watching.
00:16:53 So, feel free to pass that along
00:17:00 Cool?
00:17:03 Are we cool?
00:17:04 Cool. Cool.
00:17:07 Cool.
00:17:17 All right. That's it. Give me the phone.
00:17:19 Wait. He didn't do anything.
00:17:22 All he said was that he liked his privacy.
00:17:23 But think about that.
00:17:26 I mean, he's hiding something.
00:17:27 - Yeah, definitely.
00:17:29 And he knows that we know that.
00:17:31 And regardless of if he had a bad day
00:17:35 He scared the hell out of you.
00:17:36 Look, Kale, he freaked me out,
00:17:40 We're the ones spying.
00:17:41 Oh, man,
00:17:43 You know, where the hostage
00:17:47 - Where do you get this stuff?
00:17:49 Okay. I got a...
00:17:53 - I didn't say that.
00:17:55 You said, "He broke into my car,
00:17:58 - Maybe I'm not understanding.
00:18:01 - Can we just...
00:18:03 This is obviously not
00:18:06 This has gone way too far.
00:18:12 Hi. No, I'm not over here.
00:18:18 Okay, I'm coming.
00:18:23 Parents' anniversary,
00:18:28 Just drop this, okay?
00:18:29 I'll call you later.
00:18:53 This is Ronnie. Make it good.
00:18:55 Ronnie, I did some research
00:18:57 I'm looking at the blueprints, and it says
00:19:00 this main house and the garage
00:19:02 And now there's
00:19:04 That middle piece wasn't there.
00:19:06 I'm just thinking out loud. Call me back.
00:19:48 - Who is it?
00:19:51 - Did you get my message?
00:19:53 - I dropped my phone in his car!
00:19:55 - Wait.
00:19:57 I must have put it down
00:19:59 - Okay, okay, stop.
00:20:00 Are you understanding what I'm saying?
00:20:01 Okay, look!
00:20:03 Here's what we're gonna do.
00:20:05 But I need you to do
00:20:10 - Yeah. Okay. Okay.
00:20:14 How am I looking? Can you see this?
00:20:16 Yeah, you're good. I see you.
00:20:18 Okay, how does it look over there?
00:20:23 How am I looking?
00:20:24 - Yeah, you're good to go.
00:20:37 There you go. There you go.
00:20:43 Wait, is this... You still got a signal?
00:20:46 Yeah, no, I see you, I see you.
00:20:51 There you go.
00:20:55 Are you sure I'm still clear?
00:20:58 No movement. You're fine.
00:21:06 Oh, God. I made a lot of noise.
00:21:08 You're good.
00:21:11 Oh, man, it reeks in here.
00:21:14 - What's it smell like?
00:21:17 Okay, yes, the door's unlocked.
00:21:23 I'm not seeing it, man. It's not in here.
00:21:26 Just keep looking. It's there.
00:21:27 Just be patient, you'll find it.
00:21:28 Oh, God, yes. Okay, I got it. I got it.
00:21:31 - Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:21:34 Okay. Okay. Now listen.
00:21:36 - You gotta find the bag.
00:21:40 I don't see it.
00:21:43 I see it, I see it. Do you see this?
00:21:46 There it is. Good job. Good job.
00:21:49 - Okay.
00:21:52 I just gotta put the camera down
00:21:57 Oh, yeah.
00:22:01 Bro, I don't want to do this anymore.
00:22:03 Just stay calm. Stay calm.
00:22:06 God, there's a lot of blood.
00:22:11 - Wait a minute, I think that's hair.
00:22:16 Oh, Jesus, this is nasty.
00:22:20 Oh, God. This is sticky.
00:22:24 Ronnie, the camera's sliding.
00:22:30 Well, that was close.
00:22:33 Good save.
00:22:35 Okay, I got it. Jesus. How am I looking?
00:22:40 Oh, no.
00:22:42 What the...
00:22:46 Ronnie? Did you just close the door?
00:22:50 I think there's someone in the garage.
00:22:53 Help me.
00:22:57 Ronnie.
00:23:02 Oh, shit, he's in the house.
00:23:13 Oh, shit!
00:23:15 Ronnie?
00:23:25 Oh, shit.
00:23:47 Ronnie!
00:23:51 Ronnie!
00:23:54 Open the door!
00:24:25 Officer! Officer!
00:24:26 - Listen, my friend, has been kidnapped!
00:24:28 - Down on the ground!
00:24:30 Drop it. Now! Clear the bat.
00:24:32 The only reason I came here
00:24:34 He's kidnapped by the owner
00:24:38 - No, come on, man!
00:24:40 - It's open.
00:24:42 - Breaking and entering.
00:24:45 - Mr. Turner?
00:24:47 Sorry to wake you, sir,
00:24:49 but the kid here is claiming
00:24:52 Do you know anything about that?
00:24:55 No, I certainly don't.
00:24:56 You lying son of a bitch, he's in your...
00:24:58 - That's it, come on.
00:24:59 - Come on, here we go.
00:25:01 He didn't just wake up five minutes ago.
00:25:02 The man has been kidnapping
00:25:04 Okay? There's a body in a blue bag
00:25:08 Please.
00:25:11 Sir, when we got here,
00:25:14 Well, how would he get the door open?
00:25:16 I'm not sure, sir. I don't see any signs
00:25:18 Just keep him here for a second.
00:25:20 Yeah, he lives with his mother.
00:25:24 Just give me a second, sir.
00:25:26 Something doesn't feel right. Let's just
00:25:30 Come on, let's go.
00:25:35 Sir, do you mind
00:25:38 Not at all. You be my guest.
00:25:40 - He was stealing?
00:25:41 I'm not quite sure, but he did something.
00:26:28 Okay.
00:26:42 I hit it the other night.
00:26:45 I thought I could save a few steps
00:26:50 I was hoping to bury it sooner,
00:26:53 But you found time to fix your fender,
00:26:55 Well, that car is a classic.
00:26:57 I had to get it out of storage
00:26:59 I needed it in pristine condition.
00:27:01 - The auto show?
00:27:02 The auto show. Big car fan, huh?
00:27:05 - All right, that's it.
00:27:06 Let's go.
00:27:08 - What about my friend then, huh?
00:27:10 - Where's my friend then, huh?
00:27:12 Auto show!
00:27:16 It was his second violation, Mrs. Brecht.
00:27:20 Can he press charges?
00:27:21 Well, your son was in his house,
00:27:23 and so, yes, Mr. Turner
00:27:27 - Thank you.
00:27:29 Good night.
00:27:38 I can't believe this.
00:27:40 I can't believe you're actually buying
00:27:42 - What? After what you just pulled?
00:27:44 And everything that's happened
00:27:45 it's a miracle
00:27:49 - I have to go talk to him.
00:27:52 - He could press charges, Kale.
00:27:54 - I don't care if he's gonna press...
00:27:58 I care.
00:28:03 You are breaking my heart, Kale.
00:28:31 Oh, shit.
00:28:34 Oh, shit.
00:28:42 Ronnie? Ronnie.
00:28:48 Oh, no.
00:28:58 Piece of shit.
00:29:30 Ronnie.
00:29:38 - Yo, don't kill me.
00:29:39 - Don't kill me. Hey...
00:29:41 Do you have any idea
00:29:43 Hey! Come on!
00:29:45 I thought you were dead.
00:29:47 Dude, did you want me to go up
00:29:49 "Oh, hey, you know what, Officer?
00:29:53 "I went in there to get the phone
00:29:54 "that I broke into earlier today."
00:29:56 Look, all I could think of was,
00:29:58 "Hide. Hide."
00:30:00 Okay. All right, okay, okay,
00:30:03 - I just wasn't thinking straight, okay?
00:30:05 - Please, please. I'm so...
00:30:07 - Yeah?
00:30:11 God. You bastard.
00:30:14 - Hey, so what was in the bag?
00:30:18 - Naturally.
00:30:21 Yo, what is your mom doing over there?
00:30:24 She's keeping me out of jail.
00:30:27 Oh, wait. You know what? Then before
00:30:30 you should come over here
00:30:32 I'm serious, man.
00:30:35 I hope this works. I dropped it.
00:30:39 You know what?
00:30:41 I gotta take a piss. Check this out.
00:30:43 - Oh, no.
00:30:44 Ronnie? Did you just close the door?
00:30:47 I think there's someone in the garage.
00:30:50 Help me.
00:31:01 What was that?
00:31:16 Yeah, but it's just been
00:31:19 He still blames himself.
00:31:23 I understand.
00:31:24 I know feelings like that, they don't...
00:31:49 Thank you so much.
00:31:54 Well, it's been my pleasure.
00:31:57 Thanks.
00:32:03 - Good night.
00:32:13 Ronnie!
00:32:16 Ronnie, get up here! Ronnie!
00:32:22 Ronnie!
00:32:24 The club girl, she's dead!
00:32:27 Ronnie!
00:34:01 So, he got her on tape?
00:34:08 I really didn't want this.
00:34:12 All I wanted
00:34:14 was to live in peace,
00:34:17 which is why we gotta keep
00:34:22 You've done most of the work already.
00:34:25 You are the troubled neighborhood boy
00:34:32 But now,
00:34:36 you are really going to snap.
00:34:44 First, you killed your buddy,
00:34:49 because he was calling your girlfriend
00:34:53 And now we gotta
00:35:00 so you can slit her throat,
00:35:03 because she just wouldn't stop
00:35:07 for killing your dad.
00:35:16 So, it sounds good?
00:35:19 Good.
00:35:22 Pen and paper.
00:35:31 Write this down.
00:35:35 "Dear Ashley,
00:35:39 - "I killed Ronnie..."
00:35:44 Kale!
00:35:46 My God. Kale!
00:36:03 Kale!
00:36:07 Shut the door. Shut the door. Oh, God.
00:36:10 Grab the phone.
00:36:13 The scissors! Here, scissors.
00:36:28 - Come on, 911.
00:36:31 Where is your mom?
00:36:33 Turner's house. Here, take that.
00:36:40 All right, we've gotta get across the line.
00:36:43 Get ready to run, okay?
00:37:11 Come on! Go! Jump!
00:37:18 - Kale!
00:37:22 Come on!
00:37:35 I've gotta get my mom.
00:37:37 - Yeah.
00:37:38 - Go!
00:37:40 Go!
00:38:06 Mom!
00:38:10 13-Adam? 13-Adam-74, come in.
00:38:14 13-Adam-74. Go ahead.
00:38:16 Yeah, I realize your shift's over,
00:38:21 You still want first dibs?
00:38:24 13-Adam-74.
00:38:29 Roger that. Over.
00:38:33 Yeah, when I take care of it.
00:38:39 Mom?
00:38:58 Mom?
00:39:36 Mom?
00:39:48 Mom?
00:40:01 Shit.
00:40:04 Oh, God.
00:40:05 Oh, shit!
00:40:20 Mom?
00:41:47 It's the club girl.
00:41:51 She never left.
00:42:08 Mr. Turner?
00:42:11 Sir, are you here? Police!
00:42:21 Mom?
00:42:49 Mom?
00:43:07 Mom?
00:43:22 Dispatch, 13-Adam...
00:44:16 Mom?
00:44:21 Hello?
00:44:28 Mom? Mom?
00:44:49 Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:44:50 Oh, God.
00:44:53 You're okay, you're okay.
00:44:59 Here, I got you.
00:45:17 You made me do this.
00:46:29 You know,
00:46:31 I think you're the first one to ever get
00:46:33 one of these things taken off early
00:46:37 - Good behavior?
00:46:39 You got a problem with it,
00:46:42 Good behavior.
00:46:45 You all set to pay the incarceration fee,
00:46:49 You're kidding.
00:46:51 No, she's not kidding.
00:46:52 Today counts.
00:46:54 She's not kidding.
00:46:56 No. Look.
00:46:57 Follow me.
00:47:16 So much for being spatially challenged.
00:47:19 Does it scare you?
00:47:20 Oh, yes. It terrifies me.
00:47:34 So, what happens now?
00:47:38 - Did you see that?
00:47:39 Mrs. Greenwood, hi. This is Joe Smith
00:47:42 Well, we're just calling to check up
00:47:46 - What are you talking about?
00:47:48 - That's what the kids are calling 'em.
00:47:50 Well, we see that you're currently
00:47:54 From receiver 3,
00:47:57 - But that's not possible.
00:47:59 - Okay.
00:48:00 Yes, ma'am.
00:48:03 What are you watching?
00:48:06 Nice.
00:48:08 And I am calling your mother!
00:48:11 - You feel better now?
00:48:13 - But that's just the first strike, though.
00:48:15 Well, yeah, it's an ongoing offensive
00:48:18 I'm very dedicated.
00:48:19 You're my hero.
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