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Doghouse
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(DISTANT SIREN) |
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(SNORING) |
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(ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF) |
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Aw, fuck... |
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(MOBILE WITH |
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(GROANS) |
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(RINGING STOPS) |
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Fuckin' hell! |
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What's the matter with you? What? |
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- I'm not a bloody prostitute! |
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Christ's sake, this was our second date! |
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Was it? Listen, listen, all right... |
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I was on the tequilas |
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- What is your name again? |
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Tell you what, if you was a prostitute... |
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you know... you'd be caked. |
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- Argh! |
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What's the matter with you? |
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You know what I mean, I can't win! |
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(CAR DOOR SLAMS) |
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Tell you something else, |
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Maybe "boys' weekend," |
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Whatever. Have a nice time. |
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I'm not one of those guys |
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- I don't want you to ditch your mates! |
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An invite would've been nice. |
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No girls allowed, darling. |
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I didn't know |
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- And Neil's not in charge. I am. |
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I'm only going to my gran's. |
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I'll have the locks changed before then. |
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Bex, Bex... |
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He's helped me |
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When I first came to London, |
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Lots of people get divorced, Mikey. |
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Yes, by spending a weekend |
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Well, you can celebrate |
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I thought you'd react like that, |
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- See you Monday, babe. Love you too! |
| 00:03:07 |
(BEX SCREAMS) |
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(WOMAN) You don't know whether |
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Patrick! |
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I'm going. I'm going! |
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The first weekend |
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and you bugger off to the wilderness |
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It's bad enough I have to tell them |
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(WOMAN ON iPOD) |
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It's going to be a beautiful day. |
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- Anxiety is almost the same... |
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(SIGHS) |
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(MAN) No, no. |
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It's a symbol of his identity, and the |
| 00:04:15 |
So how come the Zombie Girls |
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How many times have I told you |
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- All right, calm down. It's only a comic. |
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This is a... It's a unique |
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This... is a painstakingly crafted, |
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and carefully balanced alignment |
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- What, like TV? |
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- No, it's stupid. |
| 00:04:47 |
- Go on. We're closing early, OK? |
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Space/time anomaly. |
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You mean... you want |
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Don't touch her. Get off her and get out! |
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- (BOY LAUGHS) |
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Go on, out! |
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Little knob-end. |
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Vince, you're not getting out of this! |
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- You're coming with us! |
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(EXCITED CHATTERING) |
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(VINCE) |
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Oh, you bastard! |
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Bastard! |
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Bastard! Argh! |
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(PUNK ROCK: THE HORRORS' |
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# She's a special girl, you know |
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# The kind I'd hope to see |
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# Watching me cross the street |
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# I wonder how long it will be |
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# Before I'm sick of her |
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# Where she goes or has been |
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# Cause she's the new thing |
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# She is the new thing |
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# Well, she's the new thing |
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# She is the new thing |
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# Another new thing |
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# Feel my stomach sink |
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# She is the new thing |
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# Always a new thing |
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# Staring at her, ulterior girl # |
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Thanks. |
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- Vince, you left this behind, mate. |
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- (MATT) I thought you'd given up. |
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- Where's Banksy? |
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(PATRICK) |
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He showed up on time for his wedding. |
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(ALL LAUGH) |
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Why's that funny? |
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(NEIL) Well, he showed up, and, um... |
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(MIKEY) Lucky bastard! |
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Here, I'll give him call. |
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(DISTANT MOBILE WITH |
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Oh, shit! |
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(VOICEMAIL) |
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Please leave your name and number |
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- (BEEP) |
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(MIKEY) Hurry up! |
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Liven yourself up, lazy-bollocks! |
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Hey, Pat, what's with |
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There's no golf courses |
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That's why have this bag... |
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(PATRICK) You know there's more |
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- All you need is the open air... |
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I don't think your new-age |
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Vince is real man, Pat, not like you. |
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You should've seen him |
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I mean, they used to call him Fearless. |
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He would step out in front of |
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and still manage to buy the first round |
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Yeah, that's only 'cause you guys |
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- (GRAHAM) We helped you. |
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- (NEIL) Oh, yeah, look at this! |
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Pamplona Bull Run '96. He screamed |
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(MIKEY) I wish I was there, man... |
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Shit! |
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(MIKEY) Sorry, mate, seriously. |
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(PATRICK) Anyway, where were we? |
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(CHATTERING) |
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(RHYTHMIC METALLIC SCRAPING) |
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(SCRAPING GETS LOUDER) |
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Snap out of it, Vince. |
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Today you re-discover your inner bloke. |
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Me inner bloke's all right, thanks. |
| 00:10:29 |
(NEIL) He's not, though, is he? |
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We all have. |
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Is that some sort of disease |
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Nobody knows, that's the problem. |
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The second you try |
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Not you, Vince. We're gonna |
| 00:10:54 |
- Oi, no smoking! |
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- You're outnumbered. |
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Slag. |
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- Charmer... |
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- Now, listen to me, boys... |
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This is the plan. |
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First thing we do in the country, |
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Then we're gonna find a pub and drink |
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We'll communicate in grunts like |
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- Any questions? |
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- Are you Michael? I'm the driver. |
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Wanna see my driver's license? |
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Uh... |
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That's Mikey, |
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I'm Neil. What's your name, babe? |
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I can tell you now it's not "babe". |
| 00:11:52 |
- (LAUGHTER) |
| 00:11:55 |
Looks like it's heading that way, |
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I tell you what, let's start again. |
| 00:12:01 |
- My name's Neil. |
| 00:12:06 |
From now on it's Candy. |
| 00:12:08 |
Ignore him, RUTH. He's a throwback. |
| 00:12:14 |
Call me Candy. |
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(ENGINE FAILS TO START) |
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(BANKSY) Come on! |
| 00:12:24 |
(ENGINE STARTS) |
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(NEIL) Wehey! Woo-hoo! |
| 00:12:34 |
- Right, boys, you ready? |
| 00:12:37 |
Get on these two here, look. |
| 00:12:41 |
- I'll tell you what, women love me. |
| 00:12:44 |
(NEIL) You got enough petrol, |
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- (MATT) Have you called Banksy again? |
| 00:12:53 |
He's like Mikey's missus. |
| 00:13:00 |
(COUGHING) |
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It looks nice, but it's a piece of shit. |
| 00:13:07 |
- What? |
| 00:13:09 |
But I've only had it five minutes. |
| 00:13:11 |
Someone's run the knackers off it. |
| 00:13:22 |
You're the one |
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Thanks for bringing it up. |
| 00:13:27 |
There's worse things |
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Rape, murder, castration. |
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Fair enough. |
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What's in a weird village like Moodley |
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Mikey's nan lives there. |
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What do you mean weird? |
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Well, it's just a dead-end |
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There's nothing there. |
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When I saw the booking |
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Mikey says the women |
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- (MIKEY) Yes, they do, Neil. |
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- And obviously they're all gagging for it. |
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An entire village |
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waiting to jump the first band |
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- Have you been there, then? |
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My firm hasn't booked |
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- Oh, sod off. |
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(WOMAN ON iPOD) |
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All is well. |
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Death is a natural part of life. |
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Anxiety about this |
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no longer required in this beautiful |
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Welcome to the country. |
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I'll do it, then, shall I? |
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(NEIL) Yeah, well done. |
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What's your nana up to |
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She's off on a cruise |
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What builders? |
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Oh, they'll be gone by the time |
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What about when they're back |
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- She doesn't know we're coming. |
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- You fuckin' idiot. |
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Jesus! This gets better and better. |
| 00:15:40 |
I might just stay on the minibus |
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Gentlemen, you are all past |
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(MOBILE WITH |
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Oh, for fuck's sake, Mikey. |
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It's not me. It's not me! |
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Hello? Yeah... |
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I told you I'd sign the papers. |
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Solicitors always say that. |
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I can't do nothing today. |
| 00:16:11 |
Moodley... Moodley! |
| 00:16:13 |
What do you mean it's a shit hole? |
| 00:16:18 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 00:16:22 |
(MOBILE WITH |
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- (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) |
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That's it. Give us that fucking thing. |
| 00:16:32 |
- I'm not having this. |
| 00:16:36 |
- All the phones, off, in this bag. |
| 00:16:41 |
- OK? All of you. Come on! |
| 00:16:44 |
Getting away from it all doesn't include |
| 00:16:48 |
- (GRAHAM) See you, darling. |
| 00:16:51 |
- You've got mine already. |
| 00:16:59 |
- Ladies first. |
| 00:17:02 |
All right. |
| 00:17:35 |
(MATT) Mikey?! Is this it? |
| 00:17:37 |
- Please tell me you took a wrong turn. |
| 00:17:42 |
(VINCE) Is that it? Is this...? |
| 00:17:44 |
(MATT) Mikey! |
| 00:17:55 |
We're in the middle of fuckin' nowhere. |
| 00:17:58 |
I'd leave all that, Mikey, |
| 00:18:02 |
- We might not be staying. |
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I'm off the clock for half an hour, |
| 00:18:11 |
...with or without you. |
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Fiddlesticks! |
| 00:18:28 |
(MIKEY) On your head! |
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- (NEIL) What the fuck are you doing? |
| 00:18:44 |
I'm sure this place used to be bigger |
| 00:18:50 |
Looks like the whole village |
| 00:18:53 |
Where's all the women, then? |
| 00:18:56 |
When were you last here, Mikey? |
| 00:18:58 |
- Well, it's been a few years. |
| 00:19:03 |
Mikey, you break into your nan's house |
| 00:19:08 |
The rest of us can get the beers in |
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and drink until Moodley |
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And someone |
| 00:19:17 |
(BOTH) I'll go. |
| 00:19:19 |
Neil, if she sees you, |
| 00:19:22 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:19:26 |
- (LAUGHTER) |
| 00:19:28 |
You are a long way from |
| 00:19:33 |
(CROWS CAWING) |
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I'm gonna go for a slash. |
| 00:19:43 |
Oh, no, put your money away, Neil. |
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(MUTTERS) Knob. |
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Wow... |
| 00:20:16 |
(READS) "Vote Meg Nut". |
| 00:20:18 |
(CHUCKLES) Meg Nut... Nut-meg... |
| 00:20:22 |
(READS) "Sponsored by Wundawash." |
| 00:20:35 |
Ew! |
| 00:20:43 |
(WHISTLES) |
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Oh, shit. |
| 00:21:01 |
(RETCHING) |
| 00:21:03 |
(COUGHING) |
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Ew! |
| 00:21:14 |
(Come on, come on. |
| 00:21:22 |
Yes! Yes, yes, yes. |
| 00:21:25 |
Oh, thank you, gnomie. |
| 00:21:34 |
(TAPS THE BAR) |
| 00:21:37 |
Hello? |
| 00:21:38 |
I can't believe we jumped |
| 00:21:42 |
- His heart's in the right place. |
| 00:21:46 |
Come on, Pat. |
| 00:21:49 |
Neil, Do you see any bar staff? |
| 00:21:52 |
I think I just saw one in the khazi, |
| 00:21:55 |
- Maybe they're all sick. |
| 00:22:00 |
It's the smoking ban, mate. |
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you'll find out what a pub really |
| 00:22:07 |
(PATRICK) No. It's something else. |
| 00:22:13 |
Where the fuck's Matt? |
| 00:22:28 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:22:30 |
All right, calm down. |
| 00:22:33 |
Idiot. |
| 00:22:35 |
Look at that. |
| 00:22:38 |
It's a knob in a box. |
| 00:22:57 |
This is a joke, right? |
| 00:22:59 |
(ROARS) |
| 00:23:05 |
(MIKEY) Don't... |
| 00:23:08 |
Hey, back up. Back up. |
| 00:23:11 |
I will... |
| 00:23:17 |
Looks like there is |
| 00:23:24 |
- What's the matter with her? |
| 00:23:27 |
(NEIL) 300 miles from London, the only |
| 00:23:32 |
- (MATT) Let's get some change. |
| 00:23:37 |
(MATT) Ooh! |
| 00:23:39 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:23:50 |
Go Vince! |
| 00:23:55 |
- It's not what it looks like, mate! |
| 00:23:59 |
(VINCE) Matt, call the police! |
| 00:24:05 |
Go, Graham. Hit him! |
| 00:24:14 |
(MATT) Go on! Somebody else hit him! |
| 00:24:19 |
Put the knife down, mate. |
| 00:24:22 |
Put the knife down! |
| 00:24:29 |
You lot, just listen to me! |
| 00:24:37 |
- Hey, watch! |
| 00:24:39 |
All right, hey, hey! |
| 00:24:42 |
- Oi! Oi! |
| 00:24:44 |
(SHE SNARLS) |
| 00:24:46 |
- Can we talk about this? |
| 00:24:51 |
(GRAHAM) Jesus... |
| 00:24:58 |
(ALL GASP) |
| 00:25:01 |
- What... What's wrong with her? |
| 00:25:04 |
She's like Evil Dead in your shop, |
| 00:25:10 |
- And she's not the only one. |
| 00:25:17 |
(MIKEY) Look! Look at that. Look, look. |
| 00:25:20 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:25:24 |
(RAGGED BREATHING) |
| 00:25:26 |
- Back on the bus, then, eh? |
| 00:25:30 |
- What about Action Man? |
| 00:25:32 |
(NEIL) Come on! Leave him! |
| 00:25:43 |
Candy, start her up, baby. |
| 00:25:47 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:25:51 |
- (VIOLENT RETCHING) |
| 00:25:54 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:25:56 |
Yeah, OK. |
| 00:25:59 |
Where's your nan's house, Mike? |
| 00:26:02 |
- Mike, your nan's house! |
| 00:26:09 |
(MIKEY) OK, uh... |
| 00:26:14 |
Let's take the scenic route. |
| 00:26:17 |
(HISSES) |
| 00:26:33 |
(CREAKING) |
| 00:26:41 |
Mikey... Get his gun. |
| 00:26:48 |
YOU get it. |
| 00:27:07 |
(COUGHING) It's empty. |
| 00:27:09 |
Oh, mate... |
| 00:27:11 |
That is not cool... |
| 00:27:13 |
Look at the state of him. |
| 00:27:16 |
(COUGHS) |
| 00:27:21 |
- (Don't go in the woods.) |
| 00:27:25 |
He said, "Don't go in the woods." |
| 00:27:27 |
- Why? |
| 00:27:29 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:27:34 |
What's in the woods? |
| 00:27:37 |
Everything... you've ever been afraid of. |
| 00:27:41 |
(FRENZIED SCREAMING) |
| 00:27:47 |
Oh, shit! Oh, shit! |
| 00:27:52 |
Quick, quick, Graham! |
| 00:27:54 |
- Open the fucking door! |
| 00:27:57 |
These are multi-combat trousers! |
| 00:28:00 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:28:03 |
(SHRIEKING) |
| 00:28:08 |
You missed her! |
| 00:28:12 |
Open the fucking door! |
| 00:28:17 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:28:23 |
- Vince! |
| 00:28:24 |
Help me! |
| 00:28:26 |
(SHE WAILS) |
| 00:28:30 |
- I've got the key! |
| 00:28:40 |
Shut the back door! |
| 00:28:42 |
(RAGGED BREATHING) |
| 00:28:45 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:28:50 |
(GRAHAM) Oi, oi! |
| 00:28:52 |
They're moving away! |
| 00:28:57 |
(ALL PANT) |
| 00:28:59 |
All right, you funny cunts, |
| 00:29:17 |
- Phones are dead. |
| 00:29:21 |
- Good idea, Neil! |
| 00:29:24 |
Let's talk about the unliveable state |
| 00:29:28 |
OK, back door's locked, kettle is on. |
| 00:29:31 |
Neil. |
| 00:29:37 |
- (VINCE) They're not coming back. |
| 00:29:42 |
It could be some kind of |
| 00:29:45 |
Maybe one of the streams |
| 00:29:48 |
Patrick, when was the last time |
| 00:29:50 |
you saw pollution turn somebody |
| 00:29:56 |
Candy didn't even get off the bus |
| 00:30:01 |
- So it must be in the air. |
| 00:30:05 |
- Maybe only women get it. |
| 00:30:10 |
- Bird flu. |
| 00:30:15 |
So where did all the men go? |
| 00:30:18 |
- (TAPPING) |
| 00:30:21 |
Shh, shh, shh... |
| 00:30:22 |
No, no, no, no! |
| 00:30:27 |
(MIKEY WHISPERING) What is it? |
| 00:30:32 |
(CAWING) |
| 00:30:35 |
(ALL SCREAM) |
| 00:30:36 |
(SOLDIER) Are you fucking retarded? |
| 00:30:39 |
All the men are dead. |
| 00:30:41 |
- Sit down, Andy McNabb. |
| 00:30:45 |
- Really? See, I think you are. |
| 00:30:48 |
We demand an explanation! |
| 00:30:52 |
Is it a biological weapon |
| 00:30:54 |
It's classified is what it is. |
| 00:30:56 |
It's hardly classified, mate, |
| 00:30:59 |
- I said sit down. |
| 00:31:03 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:31:05 |
(PATRICK SHOUTING) Oi! Oi! Oi! |
| 00:31:10 |
Kettle's boiled. |
| 00:31:20 |
- What's your name? |
| 00:31:23 |
We don't give fuck about your rank. |
| 00:31:27 |
- It's virus. |
| 00:31:30 |
I thought you'd worked this one out. |
| 00:31:33 |
- Why? |
| 00:31:36 |
Oh, that's not funny. Is there a cure? |
| 00:31:38 |
I don't think anybody |
| 00:31:41 |
But that's not my department. |
| 00:31:46 |
- What...? |
| 00:31:48 |
The only questions you need to ask are, |
| 00:31:50 |
"How many are there?" |
| 00:31:53 |
So, how many are there? |
| 00:31:55 |
The whole village |
| 00:31:58 |
Most of them are out in the woods. |
| 00:32:00 |
So if you're thinking |
| 00:32:04 |
What the fuck are they doing |
| 00:32:06 |
Maybe they're all taking a shit. |
| 00:32:11 |
What do you think they're doing? |
| 00:32:16 |
- So what's your exit plan? |
| 00:32:18 |
Get on the minibus |
| 00:32:22 |
Well, there's little problem |
| 00:32:25 |
Bad Candy lives on that bus. |
| 00:32:44 |
When she gets off the bus, start running |
| 00:32:49 |
We'll come back and pick you up. |
| 00:32:51 |
Why are you so sure |
| 00:32:54 |
(ALL) Women love you. |
| 00:32:57 |
If you have to kill her, just do it. |
| 00:33:03 |
She never was. Her name's Ruth. |
| 00:33:06 |
- Whatever. |
| 00:33:08 |
Neil, now is not the time |
| 00:33:11 |
Be new man tomorrow. |
| 00:33:13 |
Today, we need you to be the misogynist |
| 00:33:18 |
- You could get this virus next... |
| 00:33:22 |
You even hit like a girl. |
| 00:33:25 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:33:27 |
- Liberty-taker. |
| 00:33:29 |
All right, I'm going. |
| 00:33:46 |
Come on... Come and have a nibble. |
| 00:33:49 |
- (SNARLS) |
| 00:33:53 |
- Bollocks. |
| 00:33:55 |
(SHE GROWLS) |
| 00:34:02 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:34:08 |
Get off the... |
| 00:34:10 |
- Go! Go! |
| 00:34:20 |
(FRENZIED SHOUTING) |
| 00:34:24 |
(VINCE) Get the phones! |
| 00:34:26 |
Someone get the phones! |
| 00:34:29 |
(SHE GROWLS) |
| 00:34:36 |
Bastards! |
| 00:34:53 |
Aaargh! Fuckin' hell! |
| 00:35:09 |
(GARGLING) |
| 00:35:15 |
(DENTIST'S DRILL) |
| 00:35:25 |
Oh, man. We are dog meat. |
| 00:35:30 |
(MATT) They're everywhere! |
| 00:35:33 |
- Shit... |
| 00:35:37 |
Julie? |
| 00:35:39 |
Do you know her? |
| 00:35:41 |
(SHE GARGLES) |
| 00:35:44 |
Yeah, yeah... |
| 00:35:47 |
(SHE RETCHES) |
| 00:35:49 |
- I'm gonna be sick. |
| 00:35:52 |
(SHE GROWLS) |
| 00:35:55 |
(TO HIMSELF) The phones... |
| 00:35:59 |
Shit... |
| 00:36:02 |
- Do something! You're the soldier! |
| 00:36:08 |
Oh, no... |
| 00:36:12 |
Get her off me! |
| 00:36:19 |
Look out, Vince. Look out! |
| 00:36:26 |
(VINCE) Fuck! Come on! |
| 00:36:41 |
(BOTH) Yeah! |
| 00:36:43 |
(DENTIST'S DRILL) |
| 00:36:52 |
Oh, look at your teeth! |
| 00:36:57 |
Fuckin' hell! Patrick! |
| 00:37:06 |
Ooh... Ow! |
| 00:37:16 |
- We should start placing bets. |
| 00:37:22 |
Let's go! |
| 00:37:28 |
(VINCE) Everyone stay together! |
| 00:37:30 |
Here, here! Quick, come on. |
| 00:37:37 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:37:56 |
Ow! |
| 00:37:59 |
(HE GROANS) |
| 00:38:05 |
Fuckin' hell. |
| 00:38:11 |
Argh! Argh! Argh! |
| 00:38:25 |
(WHISTLE) |
| 00:38:27 |
("MATCH OF THE DAY" |
| 00:38:32 |
(DISTANT CHEERING) |
| 00:38:38 |
("MATCH OF THE DAY" |
| 00:38:40 |
(MUSIC STOPS) |
| 00:38:44 |
She'll be through that freakin' window |
| 00:38:48 |
(TAPPING) |
| 00:38:52 |
(Vince... ) |
| 00:38:54 |
- Vince! |
| 00:38:58 |
Still in its original packaging! |
| 00:39:03 |
Weapons, Matt. |
| 00:39:06 |
Not fuckin' robots. |
| 00:39:09 |
All right... I'm looking. |
| 00:39:11 |
(DOOR OPENS) |
| 00:39:17 |
Did you lock that? |
| 00:39:24 |
Matt! Matt! |
| 00:39:25 |
Where are you going? Matt! |
| 00:39:29 |
I'm coming! |
| 00:39:32 |
Weapons... Weapons... |
| 00:39:36 |
Matt! Matt! |
| 00:39:39 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:39:42 |
In me pocket... |
| 00:39:47 |
(SHE SHRIEKS) |
| 00:39:53 |
Get back. If they can't see us, |
| 00:39:56 |
- That's optimistic, innit? |
| 00:40:03 |
(SCREAMS IN HORROR) |
| 00:40:16 |
NOW you decide to shoot someone, |
| 00:40:20 |
You had a gun all along? |
| 00:40:22 |
(GUN CLICKS) |
| 00:40:24 |
I was saving the last bullet |
| 00:40:27 |
You're still a twat. |
| 00:40:30 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:40:34 |
Fuck, I think you've just sent out |
| 00:40:39 |
Do they sell petrol in toy shops? |
| 00:40:42 |
No. |
| 00:40:43 |
It's Nitro Fluid for radio-controlled cars. |
| 00:40:49 |
Don't you know anything?! |
| 00:40:51 |
I know we need to be tooled up with |
| 00:41:21 |
Who taught you to drive? |
| 00:41:25 |
Get off! |
| 00:41:33 |
Reverse. Reverse. Over here! |
| 00:41:47 |
(VINCE THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE) |
| 00:41:50 |
- I take it you're in a toy shop. |
| 00:41:54 |
No, just me, Mikey |
| 00:41:56 |
- My name's Gavin. |
| 00:41:58 |
The speed Neil was running, |
| 00:42:01 |
(POP MUSIC: SPACE'S |
| 00:42:09 |
(SOBS) |
| 00:42:17 |
(WOMAN) Mmm... |
| 00:42:19 |
(SHE MOANS) |
| 00:42:21 |
# A thousand thundering thrills await me |
| 00:42:26 |
# Facing insurmountable odds, greatly # |
| 00:42:29 |
You're so sexy, do you know that? |
| 00:42:31 |
# The female of the species |
| 00:42:34 |
Why don't we forget about all this? |
| 00:42:39 |
That's a really lovely spread. |
| 00:42:42 |
But why don't we |
| 00:42:45 |
(SHE LAUGHS) |
| 00:42:49 |
We're both adults. |
| 00:42:52 |
I'm a man... |
| 00:42:56 |
You're a... |
| 00:43:02 |
You're a woman. |
| 00:43:06 |
This could be the start |
| 00:43:10 |
All you've gotta do... |
| 00:43:14 |
...is... untie me, yeah? |
| 00:43:16 |
(CACKLES) |
| 00:43:21 |
Just untie me, please. |
| 00:43:26 |
(ROARS) |
| 00:43:31 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:43:41 |
Come on, then. Come on! |
| 00:43:43 |
(ROARS) |
| 00:43:46 |
- (ELECTRIC KNIFE WHIRS) |
| 00:43:49 |
(EVIL LAUGHTER) |
| 00:44:00 |
(WOMAN ON iPOD) Fear and panic |
| 00:44:04 |
Anxiety is nothing more |
| 00:44:08 |
So, what's the plan? |
| 00:44:12 |
What do you mean what's the plan? |
| 00:44:15 |
The plan. What's the plan? |
| 00:44:17 |
- I haven't got one. What's yours? |
| 00:44:20 |
What's all this bollocks |
| 00:44:23 |
Just fancied a chat about |
| 00:44:27 |
Oh... How is Matt? |
| 00:44:34 |
Yeah, the force is with him. |
| 00:44:36 |
(DRAMATIC ACTION MOVIE MUSIC) |
| 00:44:44 |
- Oi! |
| 00:44:46 |
I said I've got a plan. |
| 00:44:49 |
Go on, then. |
| 00:44:51 |
You're the double hard bastard. |
| 00:44:54 |
It's your plan, arsehole. |
| 00:44:56 |
You two are so gay! |
| 00:45:04 |
(MIKEY) Your mum's an arsehole. |
| 00:45:12 |
(WHISPERS) |
| 00:45:14 |
(VINCE) What? |
| 00:45:16 |
The head's in the truck, man. |
| 00:45:28 |
We're gonna need a diversion |
| 00:45:31 |
I'm on it. |
| 00:45:44 |
Come and get your meals on wheels. |
| 00:46:32 |
(BOTH) No! |
| 00:46:35 |
(BOTH CHEER) |
| 00:46:49 |
Fuck off! |
| 00:46:53 |
- Do the horn. |
| 00:46:58 |
You're not getting the better of me. |
| 00:47:02 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:47:06 |
Turn it, you're gonna go |
| 00:47:09 |
I'm turning it. I'm turning it! |
| 00:47:11 |
Get off! |
| 00:47:16 |
Oh, f... No! |
| 00:47:25 |
- Oh, that's disgusting. |
| 00:47:33 |
- Fucking thing! |
| 00:47:41 |
- How could things get any worse? |
| 00:47:45 |
- Yeah? |
| 00:47:49 |
(CAR ALARM STOPS) |
| 00:47:57 |
Great. |
| 00:48:06 |
(SHE GIGGLES) |
| 00:48:13 |
(SHE MOANS) |
| 00:48:16 |
Mm... Yum... |
| 00:48:20 |
Yum! |
| 00:48:24 |
(RETCHES) |
| 00:48:31 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:48:56 |
(VINCE THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE) |
| 00:48:59 |
- Mikey? |
| 00:49:01 |
Mikey! |
| 00:49:03 |
Fuck. |
| 00:49:05 |
- Come on. Let's go. |
| 00:49:07 |
I am not going out there half-cocked. |
| 00:49:13 |
Let's party. |
| 00:49:16 |
Where's mine? |
| 00:49:19 |
Well, there's only one. |
| 00:49:23 |
No, look, got a spare. |
| 00:49:29 |
No? |
| 00:49:31 |
All right, you can have my backup. |
| 00:49:35 |
What's this? |
| 00:49:38 |
I will make you feel sexy. |
| 00:49:42 |
Yeah! |
| 00:49:44 |
Right, then. Come on, Vince. |
| 00:49:47 |
- They both died. |
| 00:49:50 |
- Come on, you gimp. Let's go. |
| 00:49:53 |
Woo-hoo! |
| 00:49:57 |
(BOTH) Aaaargh! |
| 00:50:03 |
Aargh! |
| 00:50:07 |
Do your fire thing! Do the fire thing! |
| 00:50:10 |
Hurry up! |
| 00:50:14 |
(SHE SCREAMS) |
| 00:50:29 |
Oh! |
| 00:50:35 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:50:47 |
Argh! |
| 00:50:50 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:51:31 |
Ta. |
| 00:51:37 |
What do we do now? |
| 00:51:38 |
We do what everyone else does, |
| 00:51:42 |
(BOTH) Run. |
| 00:51:47 |
Wait, wait. |
| 00:51:51 |
(MATT) Bollocks. |
| 00:51:52 |
(VINCE) You owe me tenner. |
| 00:51:57 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:52:02 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:52:10 |
Look, look. |
| 00:52:17 |
(VINCE THROUGH WALKIE-TALKIE) |
| 00:52:20 |
- Where's the walkie-talkie? |
| 00:52:26 |
Me and Matt, we're in the church |
| 00:52:30 |
So if you get over here, please |
| 00:52:41 |
- (THUD) |
| 00:52:43 |
Let's follow your mates over |
| 00:52:47 |
I think it's a bit late |
| 00:52:51 |
You feeling all right, mate? |
| 00:52:54 |
I have just had a genius idea. |
| 00:52:57 |
- (GRAHAM) Is everyone ready? |
| 00:53:02 |
- Garry? |
| 00:53:04 |
(GAVIN) Let's just get it over with. |
| 00:53:10 |
- What? |
| 00:53:13 |
- Don't get any funny ideas |
| 00:53:17 |
- Is this gonna work or what? |
| 00:53:21 |
Here she is! |
| 00:53:24 |
(RETCHES) |
| 00:53:49 |
(GRAHAM) Vince, open the church door. |
| 00:53:55 |
Oh, fuck. |
| 00:54:09 |
- Fuckin' hell. |
| 00:54:13 |
No, no, no! Don't go in there! |
| 00:54:42 |
Wait! That's my nine iron. |
| 00:54:44 |
(SNARLS) |
| 00:54:46 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:54:49 |
Come on! |
| 00:54:58 |
- Oh, Christ, it's the ex. |
| 00:55:03 |
(MUTTERS) |
| 00:55:07 |
Our clothes are in there! Shit! |
| 00:55:09 |
(GARGLES) |
| 00:55:11 |
Oh, for fuck's sake, Julie. |
| 00:55:19 |
All right, gays... guys! |
| 00:55:23 |
- Where did you come from? |
| 00:55:28 |
Come on. |
| 00:55:32 |
I hate you. I hate you. |
| 00:55:35 |
Why don't you just sit on me |
| 00:56:09 |
Vince. |
| 00:56:11 |
- I really wanna go home. |
| 00:56:16 |
Let's go home. |
| 00:56:20 |
(GRAHAM) Vince, are you taking piss? |
| 00:56:24 |
- Let us in. |
| 00:56:28 |
- Come on, hurry up! |
| 00:56:31 |
- What are you doing... |
| 00:56:34 |
- (MIKEY) Shh, don't laugh at me! |
| 00:56:37 |
- (Oi!) |
| 00:56:40 |
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC: |
| 00:56:44 |
# She's dressed to kill |
| 00:56:47 |
# Mess with her |
| 00:56:50 |
# She'll chew you up and spit you out |
| 00:56:52 |
- # She'll leave a scar... |
| 00:56:55 |
...# She knows what she likes... |
| 00:56:59 |
# She looks at me with those crazy eyes |
| 00:57:02 |
# Takes no time for me to realise |
| 00:57:04 |
# She's a wild-eyed crazy lady |
| 00:57:07 |
# Bad-ass crazy lady |
| 00:57:19 |
# Wild-eyed crazy lady |
| 00:57:22 |
# Bad-ass crazy lady |
| 00:57:24 |
- # Wild-eyed crazy lady... # |
| 00:57:28 |
Show's over. Everyone get inside. |
| 00:57:31 |
- I don't think so. |
| 00:57:34 |
- He said it would make me fell sexy. |
| 00:57:38 |
A little bit, yeah. |
| 00:57:44 |
Oh, for God's sake! |
| 00:57:46 |
Can we leave this male posturing |
| 00:57:54 |
(ALL SHOUT) |
| 00:58:05 |
I don't think I actually ever used |
| 00:58:09 |
- (MIKEY) There's nothing up here. |
| 00:58:13 |
We're nearly there. |
| 00:58:14 |
- Ahh! |
| 00:58:18 |
(GRAHAM) That's it. |
| 00:58:20 |
Talking of girls... |
| 00:58:22 |
There's not even a spare |
| 00:58:26 |
Sit down, silly-bollocks, |
| 00:58:28 |
- I think that butcher took a shine to you. |
| 00:58:34 |
What about one of the others? |
| 00:58:36 |
- You would, wouldn't you? |
| 00:58:40 |
There were three kinky birds |
| 00:58:44 |
For second, I thought, you know... |
| 00:58:46 |
as long as they don't start |
| 00:58:51 |
The one with the, um, |
| 00:58:53 |
She'll have your bollocks for earrings |
| 00:58:58 |
- I like the one with the axe. |
| 00:59:01 |
I can't believe this! |
| 00:59:04 |
Oh, come on, Graham. |
| 00:59:08 |
All women are mental. |
| 00:59:11 |
You can't make that kind of sweeping |
| 00:59:16 |
Why not? Look at us. |
| 00:59:19 |
Look at Vince. His glory days are over. |
| 00:59:23 |
He was king when he met her. |
| 00:59:27 |
We brought him out here to convince |
| 00:59:32 |
Yeah, thanks for that, lads. |
| 00:59:34 |
It's all gone really fuckin' well, innit? |
| 00:59:42 |
- What are you looking for? |
| 00:59:45 |
This. |
| 00:59:47 |
I've done it! |
| 00:59:49 |
Right. |
| 00:59:56 |
Wow, we've got the whole village |
| 01:00:07 |
Well, it's about time. |
| 01:00:10 |
You've been offline for nearly 24 hours. |
| 01:00:12 |
And why was my so-called escort |
| 01:00:17 |
and left me chained |
| 01:00:20 |
That's Meg Nut from the poster, look. |
| 01:00:28 |
Who are you? |
| 01:00:33 |
You're not involved |
| 01:00:36 |
Where's the Colonel? |
| 01:00:47 |
- Get her back. |
| 01:00:50 |
(BEEPING) |
| 01:00:54 |
(DISTANT HOWLING) |
| 01:00:56 |
It's happening. |
| 01:01:01 |
- What's happening? |
| 01:01:03 |
Hold on a minute. What's Phase I? |
| 01:01:07 |
Sickness, disorientation, psychosis. |
| 01:01:11 |
Phase II is the mutation. |
| 01:01:13 |
They're gonna get smarter, |
| 01:01:41 |
- What's that? |
| 01:01:43 |
There are high-frequency |
| 01:01:47 |
emitting painful sound |
| 01:01:49 |
- So there was a fail-safe all along. |
| 01:01:53 |
- Obviously. |
| 01:02:09 |
- Is it working? |
| 01:02:13 |
Can YOU hear it? |
| 01:02:15 |
(CRASH) |
| 01:02:19 |
Um, that doesn't work, does it? |
| 01:02:22 |
This isn't funny. |
| 01:02:24 |
They hunt in packs. We are fucked! |
| 01:02:26 |
For the sake of clarity, we're not dealing |
| 01:02:31 |
What you boys |
| 01:02:34 |
is an army of pissed off, |
| 01:02:38 |
This biological weapon can turn one half |
| 01:02:43 |
- We can fight wars with no armies. |
| 01:02:48 |
You set the virus loose |
| 01:02:51 |
and then sit and watch it on the telly? |
| 01:02:53 |
They used to do this kind of thing |
| 01:02:57 |
Thanks, Matthew. What does |
| 01:03:00 |
- Not much. She's just a delivery girl. |
| 01:03:05 |
How fucking stupid are you people? |
| 01:03:09 |
A free box of Wundawash? |
| 01:03:17 |
The virus |
| 01:03:21 |
It's biological. |
| 01:03:31 |
(SHE LAUGHS) |
| 01:03:33 |
Everybody, get back. |
| 01:03:38 |
- Leave her out of it. That's my nan. |
| 01:03:42 |
Yeah... So did I. |
| 01:03:46 |
Matt. Matt, no! |
| 01:04:16 |
You've, um... |
| 01:04:19 |
There's some stuff on your face. |
| 01:04:28 |
All right, Matt? |
| 01:04:39 |
(GRAHAM) Thank you. |
| 01:04:43 |
Don't go in there, Matt. |
| 01:04:45 |
I think he's traumatised. |
| 01:04:48 |
I'm the one who's fucking traumatised! |
| 01:04:52 |
(VINCE) Matt? Matt? |
| 01:04:59 |
Matt... |
| 01:05:05 |
Vince. Run, run! |
| 01:05:18 |
What's happened? |
| 01:05:20 |
Is he all right? |
| 01:05:22 |
No. |
| 01:05:25 |
So, where is he, then? |
| 01:05:28 |
He's dead. |
| 01:05:41 |
(RAGGED BREATHING) |
| 01:06:13 |
Come on! |
| 01:06:30 |
That's for Matt... |
| 01:06:33 |
...bitch. |
| 01:06:42 |
Shit, shit... |
| 01:06:46 |
- Look at the state of him. |
| 01:06:50 |
What, in mortuary (?) |
| 01:06:54 |
I'm just as freaked out as you are. |
| 01:06:58 |
(DOOR CREAKS) |
| 01:07:00 |
What was that? |
| 01:07:16 |
Vince, don't go down there, |
| 01:07:20 |
(THUD) |
| 01:07:23 |
Yeah, and it might be our only way out. |
| 01:07:33 |
Ew... |
| 01:07:44 |
(COUGHING) |
| 01:07:53 |
(COUGHING AND RETCHING) |
| 01:08:12 |
- It's the other half of Moodley. |
| 01:08:17 |
- You mean parts of them. |
| 01:08:24 |
(GURGLING GROWL) |
| 01:08:27 |
Come on, come on! |
| 01:08:34 |
- Get up, come on! |
| 01:08:49 |
Get up the stairs! Come on! |
| 01:08:55 |
Vince, Vince! Come on! |
| 01:08:57 |
- Neil! Neil! |
| 01:09:02 |
(VINCE) Neil, give us a hand with this! |
| 01:09:18 |
Hurry up, will ya? |
| 01:09:21 |
Oi, what are you pair of tarts |
| 01:09:24 |
Banksy, what time do you call this? |
| 01:09:27 |
You would not believe |
| 01:09:31 |
- What's going on? |
| 01:09:34 |
outside Mikey's nan's house, there's |
| 01:09:38 |
What's with the... |
| 01:09:40 |
- Get the fucking ladder, soppy bollocks. |
| 01:09:44 |
(BANKSY) All right, all right, |
| 01:09:49 |
(PATRICK) Fuck, help me out! |
| 01:09:51 |
- Get your ass outside. |
| 01:09:54 |
Get your ass outside now. |
| 01:09:59 |
Pat, go on. |
| 01:10:00 |
- All right? |
| 01:10:03 |
Hurry up! |
| 01:10:06 |
I can see your bikini line from here. |
| 01:10:11 |
- What are you doing? |
| 01:10:14 |
So we can get down, you plank, |
| 01:10:17 |
- What's happening? |
| 01:10:20 |
One of them ate Neil's finger, |
| 01:10:24 |
and now he's dead, and we need |
| 01:10:28 |
You lot been taking drugs? |
| 01:10:31 |
- You got some left? |
| 01:10:35 |
Move, move! |
| 01:10:45 |
Go back up! |
| 01:10:53 |
(MIKEY) We're alive! |
| 01:10:56 |
Let go! |
| 01:11:02 |
(BANKSY) Who's the monster? |
| 01:11:03 |
- What are you still doing here? |
| 01:11:08 |
- (MIKEY) Come on! |
| 01:11:11 |
- (MIKEY) Come on, Pat. |
| 01:11:17 |
- Graham, come on, let's go. |
| 01:11:21 |
I'm right behind you. |
| 01:11:44 |
Fuck me. |
| 01:11:46 |
(ROARS) |
| 01:11:50 |
Fuckin' hell. |
| 01:11:56 |
This is worse than |
| 01:12:03 |
Fuckin' hell! |
| 01:12:11 |
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING) |
| 01:12:14 |
(GROWLING) |
| 01:12:18 |
(EVIL LAUGHTER) |
| 01:12:29 |
Jesus! |
| 01:12:33 |
- Get the ladder. Get the ladder. |
| 01:12:42 |
Come on! |
| 01:12:51 |
- Come on! |
| 01:13:03 |
- Banksy, give us your phone. |
| 01:13:06 |
Right, of course, yeah... |
| 01:13:09 |
Where are you parked, then? |
| 01:13:11 |
Behind the big billboard lying |
| 01:13:14 |
(PANTING) |
| 01:13:22 |
(VINCE) What's that? |
| 01:13:24 |
- It's a rental. |
| 01:13:29 |
What do you mean it's a rental? |
| 01:13:32 |
- It broke down, I forgot. |
| 01:13:34 |
Repeating everything I say |
| 01:13:37 |
What's not gonna help |
| 01:13:40 |
Maybe we can squeeze in. |
| 01:13:43 |
Shut up. Forget it, it's too small. |
| 01:13:48 |
- What are you trying to say? |
| 01:13:51 |
No... really (?) |
| 01:13:53 |
- It could be worse. |
| 01:13:57 |
How many fingers am I holding up? |
| 01:14:01 |
- How can it get any worse? |
| 01:14:05 |
Cracking skulls open with a nine iron |
| 01:14:11 |
But this is not Mikey's fault, |
| 01:14:14 |
I'm sure as fucking shit, |
| 01:14:18 |
Relax... Relax... |
| 01:14:21 |
Now, we all need to work together |
| 01:14:27 |
and I mean POSITIVE escape scenario, |
| 01:14:40 |
(GROWLING) |
| 01:14:47 |
(iPOD) There's nothing wrong |
| 01:14:54 |
Get on the bus. |
| 01:14:59 |
Come on! |
| 01:15:02 |
Ruth! |
| 01:15:06 |
(SHE HISSES) |
| 01:15:14 |
Banksy! |
| 01:15:39 |
Come on! I've had enough |
| 01:15:42 |
I'll fuckin stick it in ya! |
| 01:15:45 |
(VINCE) Get in the fucking bus! |
| 01:15:47 |
I'm fucking sick of it! Fuck! |
| 01:15:51 |
Come on, Vince, let's go! |
| 01:15:57 |
- What are you doing? |
| 01:16:03 |
What, now? Can't it wait? |
| 01:16:05 |
No. |
| 01:16:07 |
Well, it's about fucking time. |
| 01:16:12 |
Anyone seen me lighter? |
| 01:16:15 |
Where's me lighter? |
| 01:16:20 |
Oi, look after it next time, yeah? |
| 01:16:28 |
You know, I always thought you two |
| 01:16:32 |
You - you just follow your dick |
| 01:16:36 |
And you - you're letting your marriage |
| 01:16:40 |
Neither of you |
| 01:16:43 |
- So why are you two still fuckin' alive? |
| 01:16:47 |
if you don't stop yapping |
| 01:16:52 |
The rest of us, we try to do everything |
| 01:16:58 |
We try to be what they want us to be. |
| 01:17:01 |
You know, we become reliable, |
| 01:17:09 |
And then what happens? |
| 01:17:11 |
They get bored - |
| 01:17:18 |
If all women really want is pet, |
| 01:17:26 |
I've had enough, |
| 01:17:31 |
and roll over, and play dead. |
| 01:17:41 |
From now on, |
| 01:17:50 |
For fuck's sake! |
| 01:17:52 |
Vince, you do know the road's blocked. |
| 01:17:55 |
Bollocks to the roadblock. I've been |
| 01:17:59 |
Where did it get me? |
| 01:18:03 |
Buckle up, lads. |
| 01:18:12 |
Whoo! |
| 01:18:25 |
Vince, watch out for the old biddy. |
| 01:18:30 |
Whoa, easy, easy! |
| 01:18:42 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:18:50 |
What was that? |
| 01:18:52 |
Fat bird. |
| 01:18:56 |
Slow down, Vince. Slow down. |
| 01:19:31 |
Hello, hello... |
| 01:19:39 |
Hello? Is anybody there? |
| 01:19:41 |
Graham, we thought you got squashed. |
| 01:19:44 |
In the nest with the stiffs. |
| 01:19:48 |
(GRAHAM) Where are you? |
| 01:19:51 |
Coming to get you, silly twat. |
| 01:19:56 |
(NEIL) Let's do it. |
| 01:20:09 |
Ew... |
| 01:20:57 |
Who's your favourite Spice Girl? |
| 01:21:01 |
Here's the plan. We're gonna |
| 01:21:06 |
piss off to the nearest pub, |
| 01:21:10 |
have a little bit of lunch and then get |
| 01:21:15 |
Yeah. |
| 01:21:17 |
You do realise |
| 01:21:21 |
Pass one of them golf clubs. |
| 01:21:23 |
No, give me a wood. |
| 01:21:26 |
Give him wood as well. |
| 01:21:39 |
Right. We're outnumbered, |
| 01:21:43 |
But I've got the hump. |
| 01:21:45 |
So we're gonna go down there |
| 01:21:50 |
and... present company |
| 01:21:53 |
bash the living shit |
| 01:21:58 |
Bloody hell, Vince... |
| 01:22:01 |
...not very PC is it? |
| 01:22:24 |
Come on. |
| 01:22:31 |
(NEIL) Let's have it! |
| 01:22:37 |
(HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING TONE) |
| 01:22:45 |
Now what? |
| 01:22:52 |
Oi, oi! |
| 01:22:56 |
You all right? |
| 01:23:00 |
I've got it working. |
| 01:23:02 |
Let me see that, let me see that. |
| 01:23:08 |
(ELECTRICAL WHINING) |
| 01:23:27 |
Ahh! |
| 01:23:35 |
Remote-controlled women. |
| 01:23:38 |
- (MIKEY) Do it again, Neil! |
| 01:23:45 |
Take that. |
| 01:23:48 |
Get in there, Graham. |
| 01:23:59 |
(VINCE) Be careful, Neil. |
| 01:24:05 |
Whoa! |
| 01:24:09 |
Oh, I'm lovin' this. |
| 01:24:12 |
Lovely little thing, |
| 01:24:16 |
Whoa, whoa! |
| 01:24:21 |
Vince, you got to have |
| 01:24:25 |
- (VINCE) Bollocks! |
| 01:24:34 |
Go! |
| 01:24:38 |
(ROCK MUSIC) |
| 01:24:46 |
(LAUGHTER) |
| 01:24:53 |
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING |
