Donkey Xote

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00:01:17 In the village of the
00:01:20 who's name I don't
00:01:22 there lived not so long ago
00:01:24 one of those gentlemen
00:01:26 an old shield, a lean horse
00:01:30 Gone to isn't, an early raiser
00:01:35 They say his name was
00:01:38 who's spent his days reading
00:01:42 which he loved
00:01:44 that he completely lost it.
00:01:47 Now, all the fantasy’s
00:01:49 became such an obsession
00:01:50 that he thought of nothing else
00:01:52 but duels and chairman’s,
00:01:54 battles and impossible love.
00:01:57 Until the day came
00:01:58 when he have the most
00:02:02 to call himself a knight and go
00:02:07 just like all the
00:02:10 But Don Quixote
00:02:13 so, he decided to work
00:02:16 And that wasn't easy.
00:02:20 that in the end
00:02:22 poor Sancho, for that was him name,
00:02:26 leaving behind his wife,
00:02:31 Now or he left in his
00:02:34 Was a lady to fall in
00:02:37 You see, a knight without love
00:02:40 is a knight without a soul.
00:02:45 He's suddenly recall the farm
00:02:48 although he didn't
00:02:50 he been in love from a far.
00:02:52 And so was inspired
00:02:56 and although that
00:02:58 she would always be for him,
00:03:03 Dulcinea del ta Boso!
00:03:04 Not again! I'm fit up with this!
00:03:07 Who cares anyhow?
00:03:09 It's always the same old yard!
00:03:12 I mean, the book
00:03:14 Why I should badger
00:03:15 when I was there
00:03:17 You mean, you're Rucio,
00:03:22 Hold right there!
00:03:23 The only talking donkey I know
00:03:25 is friend of mine named
00:03:29 I'm a horse!
00:03:30 And it's about time the world
00:03:34 What truth?
00:03:44 It all begin quite some time ago
00:03:46 after we got back
00:03:48 Don Quixote, Sancho,
00:03:55 DONKEY XOTE
00:04:08 It's stink on donkey around here!
00:04:11 So, where do you think
00:04:12 This road is for horses only!
00:04:15 So, what this
00:04:18 Are you blind?
00:04:20 Can't you see what a
00:04:23 I wasn't talking to you!
00:04:42 One day I'll be a great horse
00:04:44 and I'll do all kinds of
00:04:48 Just remember,
00:04:49 you'll have to pass
00:04:53 I'm afraid, he'll have
00:04:59 No one will humiliate me,
00:05:22 Right, left, right, left,
00:05:39 I don't believed! Yes!
00:05:51 Three to line!
00:05:56 And what exactly do you
00:06:00 It's perfect! A hurricane would
00:06:12 You're safe! I got you!
00:06:17 Everything is under control!
00:06:19 You won't
00:06:20 It's incredible!
00:06:22 But... -Not acceptable...
00:06:25 Hey you, you don't take
00:06:28 What do you want?
00:06:29 We not even meant to be
00:06:31 Our masters might
00:06:33 but you and I are horses.
00:06:34 His already made a clear,
00:06:37 Look, buddy! When I was
00:06:39 for Bobby else since horse
00:06:40 we are riding at the middle
00:06:42 Besides, it was Sancho's fault.
00:06:47 and his absurd obsession with
00:06:49 which don't even exist.
00:06:52 Horses like you turned
00:06:55 Look it yourself
00:06:57 sent in a ridiculous office
00:06:59 and some little squirrel
00:07:07 Rocinante, you became a coward!
00:07:22 We have to stop Quixote
00:07:26 But this is our chance to get
00:07:29 Make our dreams come true!
00:07:32 but then you just
00:07:34 Say it, why don't you?
00:07:43 Losers!
00:07:46 One more word from you
00:07:49 Don't you even think about it!
00:07:57 Give that back!
00:08:00 This is really important!
00:08:02 Very, very important!
00:08:07 This I think of yours dreams!
00:08:14 You haven't spoke
00:08:16 all of the sudden you
00:08:18 Well, just make sure
00:08:20 to pay the rents,
00:08:21 This time it's different!
00:08:23 We're meeting at the
00:08:24 neutral territory.
00:08:25 Who knows, what trouble
00:08:28 Please, what do you think you're
00:08:34 What's wrong with this?
00:08:35 Ten years and still light me!
00:08:37 It's like a glow too.
00:08:41 Hey, my friend!
00:08:42 Where I would be without you?
00:08:44 And you are not riding
00:08:47 Take the new horse!
00:08:49 Just her way of
00:10:10 My dear Sancho, come in.
00:10:16 Where is Quixote?
00:10:20 Let's get this over with.
00:10:23 Gentlemen!
00:10:25 We have know one another
00:10:28 You Don Quixote, you are the
00:10:32 After you, Bachlor!
00:10:34 And you Sancho, wealthy
00:10:37 you followed him for a dream but
00:10:41 He said I get to be governor
00:10:44 Yhaa, but we didn't find Dulcinea
00:10:46 you saw her, but I didn't.
00:10:47 Because you left me alone!
00:10:49 As you can see
00:10:52 it been quite a few left concern
00:10:55 you even got a fun club,
00:10:58 especially when you considered
00:11:02 haven't get a letter in years.
00:11:09 And, on the top
00:11:11 the region with this pamphlets.
00:11:14 "I, Knight of the Crescent Moon,
00:11:16 having learn of the adventures
00:11:20 challenge him to dual in
00:11:25 If I should win,
00:11:26 Quixote will hand over his
00:11:32 but if Quixote will be the winner
00:11:34 I promise to reveal the
00:11:39 and will give her all my
00:11:43 So, what all this got
00:11:45 My dear Sancho,
00:11:48 do I have to remind
00:11:50 who with up with him
00:11:51 to resurrected this
00:11:55 and now, you're
00:11:57 Sancho and Quixote
00:11:59 and individual
00:12:02 it's main heretic,
00:12:05 You're everything!
00:12:08 And your point is?
00:12:11 The truth is, Quixote asked
00:12:14 trust shake hands, can't you
00:12:17 on a new adventure.
00:12:20 Help him as I do,
00:12:22 for the sake of friendship.
00:12:25 Well, he can forget about
00:12:27 I can not intrude
00:12:30 if where I so find
00:12:34 queen of my days
00:12:37 For you, Quixote!
00:12:54 That old pail of junk?
00:12:58 Looks like Tourist’s girl!
00:12:59 If I not mistaken
00:13:01 this magnificent jam is
00:13:05 the armor of
00:13:07 You seem to know
00:13:10 Everything is in the books!
00:13:13 take this is a small sign of a
00:13:16 to our beloved hero.
00:13:22 Nothing, for me nothing!
00:13:58 Hurry up!
00:14:24 This is absurd,
00:14:26 Pay me and we are even!
00:14:29 As soon as we come
00:14:31 Oh, not again please!
00:14:32 I already said, I not go
00:14:34 I mean,
00:14:35 Need to follow one
00:14:36 just to get dumb on again?
00:14:39 We will show the world,
00:14:41 Forget it!
00:14:45 Look at them!
00:14:46 Barely patience to be off!
00:14:51 But we honoring money!
00:14:55 Didn't I make myself clear?
00:14:58 Come on!
00:15:00 My friend,
00:15:01 a knight Aaron is not want who
00:15:06 He must live as
00:15:09 You forget I'm not
00:15:11 I'm not a knight Aaron.
00:15:17 Can I suggest something?
00:15:26 It was good to see you again.
00:15:29 Good luck and have fun!
00:15:32 But I need you Sancho. You're the
00:15:38 Look Quixote!
00:15:41 OK! Give me one good
00:15:45 The treasure?
00:15:46 That treasure,
00:15:49 I mean, is it say any where?
00:15:50 I need another reason!
00:15:53 Just in time to clean
00:15:56 There's a lot to do today!
00:15:58 OK, sweetie!
00:15:59 But I get the treasure,
00:16:01 you keep the girl!
00:16:06 God!
00:16:08 Little Sancho,
00:16:10 how I should put this?
00:16:11 Have you got any
00:16:13 Here we go again!
00:16:15 But what about me?
00:16:17 Does my opinion
00:16:25 Sweetie?
00:16:30 But if you don't want
00:16:33 why do you help them?
00:16:35 To play to the
00:16:37 If I want to be famous,
00:16:39 I have to start
00:16:41 Here everyone worship Quixote
00:16:43 and they'll believe
00:16:46 And now?
00:16:47 We have to stop him get
00:16:50 I want to humiliate them,
00:16:52 to get rid of them,
00:16:53 I want them vanish forever.
00:16:56 Quixote is already
00:17:00 That armor is a dangerous
00:17:04 And now I'll have the services
00:17:08 and you will help execute
00:17:11 Is that clear, Adalanida?
00:17:13 But does sinister really exist?
00:17:35 My little chickens!
00:17:45 No, I said no.
00:19:27 Excuse me!
00:19:30 Excuse me, would you like to
00:19:33 Build your own armory
00:19:37 Windmill or China!
00:19:39 Check for yourself what is
00:19:41 For sure it is...
00:19:44 Magnicifient! -Or buy here your
00:19:47 So, that book was true.
00:19:49 You absolutely have
00:19:51 in pretend to avoid of it if you
00:19:53 A bargain! 10 euro crowns!
00:19:57 Of course, you are!
00:20:05 8 euro crowns?
00:20:08 They want to see Dulcinea
00:20:11 5 euro crowns?
00:20:15 So, who is written that?
00:20:15 Miguel De...Cervantes!
00:20:18 There is that great story about
00:20:20 how Sancho found Dulcinea...
00:20:21 OK!OK! I'll take it
00:20:23 but forget those speeches
00:20:25 Is this by the
00:20:27 home of the peerless Dulcinea?
00:20:30 Hey, hey, I don't need autograph.
00:20:32 Don't think I'll sell the original
00:20:35 But we said 5! -That was before
00:20:38 What's all is
00:20:40 What is in the book
00:20:56 Hey you, get in line!
00:20:59 I'm Don Quixote
00:21:03 Get in the line!
00:21:08 Relax Sancho, soon as they
00:21:33 Invitation, membership card?
00:21:42 No sneaker! Next!
00:21:45 Noble guardian at the
00:21:50 Please, announce the
00:21:53 Let him in!
00:22:03 No, no, he's Quixote!
00:22:05 Actually my squire here present
00:22:11 A great honor, 100 euro crowns.
00:22:17 Per person, discounts
00:22:20 and veterans of the
00:22:30 YOU!!!
00:22:33 And the other gentleman?
00:22:34 I'll see you in Barcelona,
00:22:37 But how I'll know is truly her
00:22:43 Nice to have business
00:22:45 This way! Hurry along
00:22:57 If it's her,
00:23:02 Is it really you beautiful lady?
00:23:05 Move back!
00:23:09 Well...
00:23:12 I can't see your face.
00:23:14 Move it to the line,
00:23:21 Are you crazy?
00:23:25 Could you possibly draw that
00:23:28 I wait to calling
00:23:32 You dare sounds me!
00:23:34 3,4,5!
00:23:39 They are in trouble,
00:23:41 No way! I can't stand
00:23:46 So, I guess this is where we
00:23:53 What's wrong with
00:23:56 Well... according to a legend,
00:24:00 the sword live inside
00:24:03 Is there room in there
00:24:11 Allow me to express my
00:24:15 See how my heart
00:24:19 My beloved one,
00:24:29 Perhaps you gonna
00:24:32 Can I come in?
00:24:38 What have you done
00:24:42 No time to waste!
00:24:43 I must save my love!
00:24:55 Confess! Are you not
00:25:01 How dare you claim
00:25:07 If I were you,
00:25:18 Oh, I'm with you,
00:25:27 That old piece of junk,
00:25:31 Brothers knights!
00:25:32 Gentlemen,
00:25:34 who is Don Quixote? -I!
00:25:40 Then I say,
00:25:43 Why not Lancelot,
00:25:47 King Arthur or his friends?
00:25:51 What kind of knights are you?
00:25:53 Because, of all you are
00:25:56 YES! -YES!
00:25:59 protecting widows, helping orphans
00:26:04 Yhaa, Yhaa!
00:26:06 So why not do so
00:26:13 You, sir...
00:26:15 what was your name before
00:26:16 My name was Peter!
00:26:19 but there's got to be
00:26:21 Quite so but why
00:26:24 Sir Peter, the Panmaker.
00:26:29 Sir Peter Pan!
00:26:30 Sir Peter Pan?
00:26:32 Yes, I like it!
00:26:34 Before you know it, that name
00:26:38 You think so?
00:26:42 And you... what's your name?
00:26:43 My name...Remisio and
00:26:47 They call me Globus.
00:26:52 Then... who is Quixote?
00:26:59 I intrude heaven,
00:27:02 The world will
00:27:05 And one day we should
00:27:09 and with great joy
00:27:14 To adventure!
00:27:19 To adventure!
00:27:21 And now what?
00:27:24 They all nuts!
00:27:26 You are a genius!
00:27:28 I would never thought of that!
00:27:31 That nonsense you made
00:27:34 It was no trick, my friend!
00:27:39 Perhaps you too join us one day.
00:27:43 Come on, Sancho
00:27:44 let us free my love from
00:27:49 We don't even know it was her!
00:27:52 She was!
00:27:54 Trust me!
00:28:20 Enough!
00:28:21 My olympic days are over!
00:28:28 But wasn't that guy blind!
00:28:41 I do so hate the country side.
00:28:43 Not to get occasional
00:28:47 taste like a dish cloth.
00:28:50 How do you imagine her?
00:28:52 Who?
00:28:54 I told you before, I don't
00:28:57 So, far I'm concern
00:29:00 Can you imagine someone
00:29:03 just because you’re
00:29:06 I think I prefer to
00:29:09 One day I'll be a horse
00:29:11 and Dulcinea will kiss me.
00:29:14 You don't said.
00:29:16 I have an important
00:29:20 One more time Sancho,
00:29:23 what was she like?
00:29:26 One in a million!
00:29:28 The fairy is damn
00:29:34 Quixote, what would happen
00:29:43 My life would be mean less!
00:29:45 Well, it wouldn’t be
00:29:49 And how was her voice?
00:29:52 Look, Quixote!
00:29:53 If I was a woman,
00:29:56 and I give you a chance.
00:29:59 Of course not, I'm just saying
00:30:02 It's time to sleep.
00:30:05 Good night Sancho!
00:30:11 Sancho?
00:30:13 Thanks, for believing in me!
00:30:37 Hey, boss!
00:30:40 You want to scare me to
00:30:44 Everything is under control!
00:31:41 If that chicken can't keep
00:31:45 There so far ahead
00:31:47 we have to gallop
00:31:49 A great plan!
00:32:04 Wake up, Sancho!
00:32:07 Day is for work,
00:32:10 It's already daylight!
00:32:22 There's nothing wrong
00:32:24 Everyone needs to eat
00:32:28 Help!
00:32:29 Attempts only distract!
00:32:34 I can't have opinion?
00:32:52 Can anyone help me?
00:32:55 and you save the fair lady.
00:32:57 But I didn't even know her!
00:33:00 Who? Sorry!
00:33:09 OK, so, what do you do
00:33:11 when you come face
00:33:12 Tremble? -Tremble?
00:33:16 That's it!
00:33:18 Ok, Ok, step aside.
00:33:21 Everything is under control!
00:33:23 Hurry, is no time to waste!
00:33:27 We must act immediately!
00:33:29 She's in a great danger!
00:33:30 But the lion coming
00:33:45 Did we have to come all this way
00:33:52 Get lost!
00:34:10 O, my...
00:34:21 Is...is he... dead?
00:34:25 He's killed my Rucio!
00:34:29 Is he dead?
00:34:34 Stay it!
00:34:45 Thanks for the escort.
00:34:50 Unfortunately, we can't
00:34:52 as we pursuing
00:34:54 kidnap my beloved Dulcinea.
00:34:56 How romantic!
00:34:59 Let's go to the castle!
00:35:01 I'm sure my
00:35:03 fears some ovy
00:35:05 and beside that's mean you
00:35:35 Attend to my guests
00:35:48 Take him for supper!
00:36:06 Isn't that the lion...?
00:36:09 Bartoluis is only aggressive
00:36:13 A little insecurity problem!
00:36:15 My respects, your grace!
00:36:19 At your faithful service.
00:36:21 I told this brave knight
00:36:23 the kidnapers
00:36:25 I guarantee that waggon will
00:36:30 because, I imagine
00:36:34 Many thanks,
00:36:35 but I can't possibly let anyone
00:36:38 that is mine alone.
00:36:40 You saved my love
00:36:42 and permit me in the name
00:36:46 to do the same for you.
00:36:48 If you vote the law of chivalry
00:36:50 First, we should sent my
00:36:53 a great tracker,
00:36:55 and once they'll find the
00:36:58 it will fall to you to free ha.
00:37:01 But if you wish my
00:37:05 to whip them, delight them
00:37:07 to until they'll scream and
00:37:10 Darling!
00:37:12 Your commitment is
00:37:14 And your reward,
00:37:16 ask whatever you wish
00:37:19 I considered myself
00:37:22 And you my friend,
00:37:23 from all I possessed
00:37:26 So, for example,
00:37:27 if I ask for food,
00:37:29 Done! What else
00:37:31 Can I ask for money?
00:37:35 It is said,
00:37:37 that the wish of
00:37:39 is to be a governor of
00:37:41 Can I ask for one of those islands
00:37:43 By luck!
00:37:45 In my dominions there
00:37:48 and it's need a governor.
00:37:49 An island! They would
00:37:53 But how I can leave
00:37:54 After all the
00:37:56 I insist you take
00:37:59 I have to tell Teresa!
00:38:01 Don't worry! We will take
00:38:06 My friend! Forgive me
00:38:09 All you ever promise
00:38:12 To a new governor!
00:38:14 Governor Sancho Pansa!
00:38:21 Yours eyes...
00:38:23 yours eyes like...
00:38:30 This is go too far!
00:38:32 Yours voice...
00:38:33 Now let me see!
00:38:35 How is your voice sound?
00:38:39 You're such a seducer!
00:38:48 What the...?
00:38:49 Well, well, you not know mares
00:38:53 If I were you I gonna
00:39:05 My dear governor, forgive me
00:39:09 but I need your help.
00:39:15 Oh, right! Governor!
00:39:19 Your wishes, my command,
00:39:22 Take this!
00:39:23 I understand, you actually
00:39:28 and I was wondering
00:39:32 Why do you ask?
00:39:34 It's all there in the new
00:39:36 everything that happened
00:39:38 and Cervantes sure us you
00:39:48 And another thing!
00:39:49 Quixote is in danger from
00:39:53 and only you can help him.
00:39:55 Oh, no, his real as
00:39:59 and he plans to destroy Quixote.
00:40:02 But we know how
00:40:04 and doing so help
00:40:07 But she doesn't exist either!
00:40:09 Listen carefully Sancho,
00:40:10 if you want to save Quixote
00:40:22 As midnight is past and yours
00:40:26 I beg you leave to depart.
00:40:29 I'm sure they will be back soon.
00:40:31 But Barcelona is my final
00:40:33 and the full moon is
00:40:44 Forget such forwardness my lord
00:40:46 but I must abandon you
00:40:50 Oh, yhaa, I thought
00:40:54 perhaps they have news.
00:40:56 Tell me Quixote, is it true you
00:41:00 Not with my eyes it's true,
00:41:02 but with my heart
00:41:07 But Sancho has seen her
00:41:08 and his eyes likes mine.
00:41:10 So often blinded by passion!
00:41:16 Ser, the constable has...
00:41:20 ...the wagon has brought
00:41:22 Sorry?
00:41:24 a wagon with two man
00:41:27 and they ask to take refuge
00:41:29 according to the secret
00:41:33 Ok, can I go now?
00:41:36 Under law of refuge...
00:41:39 we can't touch them!
00:41:39 Hard to believe that would
00:41:43 right here and you
00:41:45 Do men make laws only
00:41:48 But nobody even notes
00:41:52 Except, the governor!
00:41:53 What if it really is her?
00:41:56 Justice should be above the law,
00:41:59 if is the governor
00:42:14 Is it she?
00:42:18 Is she or she's not Dulcinea?
00:42:21 Quixote, the truth is...
00:42:25 Is it possible?
00:42:26 Is this by the glory of
00:42:29 The place...
00:42:32 Come on! Come on,
00:42:40 Don't get me angry, pendeho!
00:42:47 I shell respect you on the
00:42:51 you immediately release
00:42:54 the queen of my days
00:43:05 O, that's nice!
00:43:09 Release me, you say?
00:43:11 The macho man hasn't be warn
00:43:16 I have no words Dulcinea!
00:43:19 Love weakness my
00:43:23 And you are?
00:43:25 At your faithful service!
00:43:28 Don't waste
00:43:34 Well, I never imagine the
00:43:44 Why don't humans
00:43:47 They can't be
00:43:49 After all, we understand
00:43:51 It's all for the best, Rucio!
00:43:53 Your master got his island,
00:43:55 mine is Dulcinea
00:43:56 and I got a mare,
00:44:00 But it's all lie!
00:44:01 It's always been a lie!
00:44:04 Where are you?
00:44:06 Not as long we believe in it!
00:44:08 Hanky?
00:44:13 Rucio, we are off, right now!
00:44:17 I said, no!
00:44:21 What I have done?
00:44:25 I'll never be able to look
00:44:45 Hanky, are you deaf or something?
00:44:53 My dear Don,
00:44:57 Dulcinea will speak
00:45:00 Without her I'm nothing!
00:45:02 And your thoughts now
00:45:09 Marriage? So soon?
00:45:12 And how long you been
00:45:15 For all eternity!
00:45:16 Time goes by Quixote!
00:45:17 I married duchess
00:45:20 Well, I don't suppose
00:45:23 Yhaa, if you put it like that!
00:45:25 So, you except?
00:45:34 We still far away!
00:45:37 Still a good way to gone to
00:45:42 Good! The further
00:45:52 Queen of my days,
00:45:55 I'm your faithful servant.
00:45:57 Must you keep repeating yourself?
00:46:00 So, what's an offer, exactly?
00:46:03 True love!
00:46:05 Something a little
00:46:06 One must married well,
00:46:09 I haven't ask her yet!
00:46:14 What pretends of love is this
00:46:16 if you can't show
00:46:18 Don't I deserve
00:46:19 Aren't I worth a house
00:46:21 A private pension?
00:46:22 Paid holidays in Palm Beach?
00:46:24 A weekly face shop?
00:46:25 Get him out of my side!
00:46:26 How can this skinflint
00:46:29 But I am he!
00:46:31 Yhaa, the one who
00:46:33 and travel the world for love,
00:46:35 without even knowing me.
00:46:37 If they would giants!
00:46:39 I never ask a thing not
00:46:43 and now all we want
00:46:46 The true Quixote
00:46:48 just because I wasn't up
00:46:52 He wouldn't treat
00:46:55 Wisdom was never
00:46:59 I have been selfish Dulcinea!
00:47:02 Let's us do what you say!
00:47:05 All that is mine is yours!
00:47:10 And you give the wedding new
00:47:13 with all my love.
00:47:19 Sweetie pie,
00:47:22 I tell you sinister,
00:47:24 they'll never rich Barcelona!
00:47:26 They are finished!
00:47:30 That is supplements
00:47:33 Looking them self
00:47:36 exclusive rights
00:47:38 to sell to sury some day.
00:47:41 Is that clear?
00:47:44 Now let me see,
00:47:44 we have to pay rent on
00:47:48 My husband has to conductive very
00:47:51 And you come begin to imagine
00:47:54 that beast eats every day?
00:47:56 This is what we agreed,
00:47:59 the rest later.
00:47:59 Are you going to say
00:48:02 I want to keep Bartolomus!
00:48:05 To eat people!
00:48:12 I want to keep Bartolomus!
00:48:14 That Quixote don't look
00:48:17 But his friend is my dear
00:48:20 he won't deny a thing...
00:48:23 Who was it?
00:48:53 Are you OK,
00:48:55 Don't you like my
00:48:58 You really think a
00:48:59 would be interested in
00:49:10 Uh, now I am angry!
00:49:14 You are like so...
00:49:17 pathetic!
00:49:42 Nice out Don Quixote!
00:49:44 You have to admit Disidora
00:49:47 Who?
00:49:52 My friend, forget Barcelona!
00:49:58 The truth is,
00:50:00 I wondering
00:50:02 will be back in time to
00:50:04 How could he miss this?
00:50:13 I have got this funny feeling
00:50:18 It's a trick, can't you see?
00:50:21 Now I understand!
00:50:25 Listen, they give me a wrong map!
00:50:29 How can be this
00:50:31 if doesn't got water
00:50:33 And did you figured out all by
00:50:37 Thanks for your help guys
00:50:38 but I heading back to the castle!
00:50:40 Quixote needs me
00:50:42 I be much a
00:50:43 What I would owe you?
00:50:47 You're not going back any place!
00:50:49 I'm a free man!
00:50:51 I'll do what I want!
00:51:12 Roasted over a
00:51:24 Wait!
00:51:25 Rebutted was fer enough
00:51:30 Don't worry boss!
00:51:38 Now you making me dizzy!
00:51:44 Oh, a great plan!
00:51:53 Smoke?
00:51:55 No, thank you, I don't smoke.
00:52:09 Rocinante!
00:52:23 Couldn't you even wait for
00:52:28 Don't you touch him!
00:52:34 We have got out from here!
00:52:42 Everything is under control!
00:52:44 Sorry but I am too
00:52:50 What's all this?
00:52:52 Him!
00:52:55 O, my love, what did
00:53:00 If I don't get
00:53:03 someone will have
00:53:05 Dum's OK but not a vegetable!
00:53:24 Rocinante!
00:53:36 My brave steed!
00:53:39 Who's more important me
00:53:44 Queen of my days
00:53:47 I have many wished
00:53:51 Enough of this childless pranks!
00:53:52 What do you two waiting for?
00:53:53 Sorry? -Why waiting to
00:53:55 we have such a
00:53:57 It isn't quite a full yet...
00:54:04 Who cares? Why not get
00:54:09 Disi...
00:54:12 Do you take Quixote to be...
00:54:14 And you Quixote,
00:54:15 do you take this beautiful lady
00:54:20 This isn't a way I imagine this.
00:54:22 Did you understand a
00:54:24 I...
00:54:32 Well, I...
00:54:36 Sancho?
00:54:39 Governor of...
00:54:44 There'll be no wedding Quixote!
00:54:49 I lied to you!
00:54:50 I never saw Dulcinea
00:54:54 I look quite enough,
00:54:57 for you, for the best
00:55:02 but the truth is,
00:55:05 Then this lady...
00:55:09 Some jumping magic comes along
00:55:11 and says I am not
00:55:13 and you believe him?
00:55:16 And this one's just
00:55:18 Try inventing knees, buster!
00:55:20 This is a real woman!
00:55:25 Come along my dear!
00:55:28 Yes, my love!
00:55:39 Rucio, I hope your
00:55:43 I never thought to be
00:55:47 James! James!
00:55:50 Wake up!
00:55:52 Too late!
00:55:55 James!
00:56:27 Nor you are be happy.
00:56:29 You know,
00:56:30 I am not sure about
00:57:15 Rocinante!
00:57:28 That way to the village!
00:57:29 Teresa will be hoping
00:57:32 we will get something to eat.
00:57:33 After all, Barcelona
00:57:35 and it'll just be more
00:57:39 This is the end, Sancho.
00:57:42 All my life I been a coward,
00:57:45 run away from reality,
00:57:49 but you can't live an illusions.
00:57:51 A coward? You live
00:57:54 Are you serious?
00:57:56 I never meet a braver man
00:57:57 a man who dares
00:57:59 and thinks with his heart.
00:58:02 At least Dulcinea
00:58:06 Dulcinea!
00:58:09 So, a home?
00:58:12 Are you thinking
00:58:19 Come on!
00:58:21 "Barcelona 198 km"
00:59:06 Quixote,
00:59:07 that duel between
00:59:09 of the Crescent moon
00:59:11 alone, face to face it dust...
00:59:14 then, could you explain
00:59:46 Well...
00:59:54 O, look who is here.
00:59:58 I'm not Peter Pan any more.
01:00:00 It never catch on! I decided
01:00:03 Ser Globus!
01:00:25 Tent, helmet, armor
01:00:27 The sort is optional!
01:00:28 The social security number?
01:00:30 What's that?
01:00:37 It's not my best but...
01:00:41 Sancho!
01:00:42 6338456.
01:00:49 Don Quixote, 163.
01:00:53 But first!
01:00:54 Where is my book?
01:00:58 I'm gonna go broke!
01:01:06 Well, this is the end of us!
01:01:10 It's all going to work
01:01:28 The light,
01:01:29 I can already see the light!
01:01:33 And...
01:01:34 what are you planning
01:01:38 Good question!
01:01:40 I just saw some pretty good
01:01:42 What about me?
01:01:43 I'm free! What do
01:01:46 Can't you hear me?
01:01:47 Hey? Hallo?
01:01:50 Forget it!
01:01:52 Why not?
01:01:54 Yes!
01:01:55 I got it! Rucio shell
01:01:58 YES! -Rucio?
01:02:01 There you are!
01:02:03 Rucio! -YES!
01:02:06 ...to be my horse? -Can't you
01:02:09 That's right!
01:02:12 Don't take offence Quixote
01:02:13 but Rucio is only a donkey!
01:02:15 Don't ruin it!
01:02:17 This beast is showing
01:02:19 His strong and resilient.
01:02:21 His a surviver!
01:02:23 Kneel Rucio!
01:02:25 By the authority vested in me,
01:02:27 by the secret law of chivalry,
01:02:30 I named this horse
01:02:37 It's the battle of the century!
01:02:39 And remember
01:02:39 the just, the truth,
01:02:42 will have right to fight with
01:02:50 Quixote 26, entering in arena!
01:02:53 His opponent is Quixote 13!
01:03:02 Yhaa, that's hurts!
01:03:04 Let pick up the pieces
01:03:06 'cause here comes Quixote 76!
01:03:29 You know,
01:03:30 I'd fighting Quixote's
01:03:42 Bigger ball!
01:03:47 Watch out!
01:03:56 Holy cow!
01:04:05 Forget I said that!
01:04:10 Do we have our winner then?
01:04:14 666, unbeaten able!
01:04:22 I entreaty,
01:04:23 dispatch me to the illusion
01:04:26 I pray also for
01:04:28 son of Amadis and Oriana
01:04:31 Show him the way to courage
01:04:33 and help free his soul from
01:04:38 Surely you'll not gonna
01:04:40 It's my armor!
01:04:41 It's for real out there
01:04:43 well, I don't know what's
01:04:47 The spell will only be broken
01:04:49 when the soul of this knight
01:04:54 Impossible!
01:04:58 I believing in you!
01:05:20 I suppose, they
01:05:22 to pick up the helmets
01:05:25 I'm offering to the
01:05:27 I am Don Quixote's steed!
01:05:29 You're going nowhere!
01:05:31 You're donkey!
01:05:32 If your Quixote needs
01:05:35 That's we're here for!
01:05:38 And it's not fun
01:05:42 On the beach?
01:05:47 Let's go ser Rucio,
01:05:51 What did just he call him?
01:05:53 It's only to put down to me!
01:06:00 Look, who is come to see you!
01:06:08 Can't we talk about this?
01:06:10 Sure, here's a deal!
01:06:12 I'll just eat your legs
01:06:14 that way your master doesn't
01:06:19 I don't know anything,
01:06:21 Rucio is Quixote's
01:06:24 What did you say?
01:06:30 You want me to repeat
01:06:46 Hey, boss!
01:06:49 You are safe!
01:06:51 Off, James!
01:06:54 Well, I'm going to
01:07:11 Lion! Lion!
01:07:20 Dure the circumstances
01:07:23 will be passing directly
01:07:27 Peter Pan,
01:07:31 Rubicio, Don Quixote 26!
01:07:36 Don Alanco Cihano,
01:07:41 and the last minute
01:07:50 Well, at least we should be
01:08:00 Hell, Cezar!
01:08:09 What would I get in to?
01:08:29 Rimidio, lost!
01:08:31 What?
01:08:33 And you hared this hopeless
01:08:40 Don't worry!
01:08:41 He's not in the final...
01:08:44 yet!
01:08:46 Alanco Cihano!
01:08:51 What’s this his riding?
01:08:54 This is ridiculous!
01:09:01 I suppose you had to inhered
01:09:27 Not bad! Not bad!
01:09:59 Incredible!
01:10:01 The winner is Alanco Cihano!
01:10:03 The one and only,
01:10:10 Damn all of you!
01:11:01 And now, we give you
01:11:06 the queen the truth,
01:11:10 Don Quixote De la Mancha!
01:11:17 ...and the Knight of
01:11:20 Sinister?
01:11:22 Must you always ruin things?
01:11:25 What are you doing here?
01:11:27 And dress like that?
01:11:30 From the since I was a child
01:11:33 I studied, I tried...
01:11:36 Don Quixote and Sancho Pansa
01:11:41 I tried to stop you when I put the
01:11:45 So, it was you!
01:11:47 And now, I finally get a
01:11:51 a chance to be famous
01:11:54 in front of everybody?
01:11:56 Come along, my friend!
01:11:56 If you really
01:11:58 someone important,
01:12:00 Maybe they'll write
01:12:03 and you'll be immortalize
01:12:05 A knight, you say?
01:12:09 Fare well, champ!
01:12:13 You...
01:12:14 This everything to play for!
01:12:17 Be the best man win!
01:12:32 Oh, no! -Is this really
01:12:35 Careful!
01:12:37 Watch it!
01:12:38 Hang on!
01:12:40 Forget it Quixote,
01:12:43 To the better end!
01:12:47 And mine!
01:12:49 They're still standing
01:12:55 All right! He did it!
01:12:59 Yes!
01:13:50 Go!
01:13:54 I believe in you!
01:14:00 Enough!
01:14:02 Come here!
01:14:24 Must still have a few
01:14:47 You win!
01:14:52 I hanmaerable Dulcinea,
01:14:54 but she deserves the best
01:14:57 I must renounce my love,
01:15:02 a pure love
01:15:04 and what is best for her.
01:15:08 Only the true Quixote would take
01:15:13 Only Quixote would renounce love
01:15:17 Which is you're the winner!
01:15:32 For I'm Dulcinea!
01:15:38 Much like you,
01:15:39 I had to know
01:15:42 or just a fragment
01:15:45 So, I set all this out!
01:15:47 Is this...
01:15:50 Is this
01:15:51 by the glory of the
01:15:54 Cut the crap!
01:16:03 Bravo! Congratulations
01:16:05 What about the treasure?
01:16:08 You know how much it
01:16:13 You made it!
01:16:15 But you're a horse,
01:16:18 A horse?
01:16:21 And of the best of breed!
01:16:25 All right, all right! Ok!
01:16:27 Enough flattering, make way,
01:16:29 give us some room,
01:16:43 Sancho, asta la vista!
01:16:45 We'll be together again
01:16:48 Just don't come
01:16:50 What's that?
01:16:54 Everything is under control!
01:17:07 You must meet his wife!
01:17:21 And this my friends
01:17:23 is true story of Don Quixote!
01:17:25 Sancho returned home happily
01:17:30 went back to his dear dusty barn
01:17:31 to care for his beloved hands.
01:17:35 For taking care of Don!
01:17:38 Did you see that?
01:17:41 It's no surprise Quixote
01:17:44 with his adorable creature.
01:17:48 Of course,
01:17:49 I stayed with him too,
01:17:53 but he does understand me.
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