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00:00:59 THE VALET
00:02:44 You like it?
00:02:46 Yes and no.
00:02:48 I soon tire of my cars.
00:02:50 Same here. It's a nice toy,
00:03:11 Valet
00:03:27 I'm due at my parents.
00:03:29 - See you tonight.
00:03:52 It's me!
00:03:58 I got the doctor for your dad,
00:04:01 What's wrong?
00:04:01 He felt faint.
00:04:05 And Dad?
00:04:06 A touch of bronchitis.
00:04:12 I gave him my bed.
00:04:14 - You OK, Doctor?
00:04:16 That's the heart.
00:04:17 I know! I've practiced medicine
00:04:22 I'm a doctor!
00:04:23 You're also unwell.
00:04:25 All doctors are quacks!
00:04:35 Sorry.
00:04:39 OK, the heartbeat's steady.
00:04:41 - Cuff!
00:04:57 Pressure's not too bad. I'm off.
00:05:00 - Shall I drive you back?
00:05:03 I'll call her.
00:05:06 - What do I owe you, Doctor?
00:05:15 - She's so cute.
00:05:18 - You bought the ring?
00:05:20 It'll be a great wedding.
00:05:24 Well?
00:05:28 You OK, Dad?
00:05:30 Fine.
00:05:31 Let go! I can walk by myself!
00:05:33 Sorry.
00:05:36 Excuse me.
00:05:39 I'll take you home.
00:05:40 No, I have another patient to see.
00:05:51 Shouldn't you change doctors?
00:05:53 I'm keeping this one.
00:05:55 He's in such bad shape,
00:06:01 And he forgets everything!
00:06:03 - And the girl?
00:06:05 - Tomorrow's the day.
00:06:07 He's proposing.
00:06:09 You know what I think.
00:06:10 It'll go fine.
00:06:12 She's pretty,
00:06:14 - But he, poor kid...
00:06:17 Handsome?
00:06:18 I'm sure he can get any girl he wants.
00:06:22 Don't be too sure.
00:06:23 He'll find a girl some day,
00:06:26 He's aiming too high: A mistake.
00:06:29 Look at me, I took what I found.
00:06:31 How was that?
00:06:42 - How much?
00:06:45 When you get married, go there.
00:06:47 110 Euros a month, for a year.
00:06:49 I'll never get married!
00:06:51 110 Euros times 12,
00:06:55 1300 Euros for a ring,
00:06:59 Get ready to move out.
00:07:01 I've got time.
00:07:04 We're lunching tomorrow:
00:07:07 - I've warned my mom.
00:07:09 No, it's back to a broom closet,
00:07:12 She's your mom, be respectful.
00:07:14 I am, but she lives in a cesspool,
00:07:19 I liked it here.
00:07:20 Sorry, I'm in love.
00:07:24 Right, she may say no.
00:07:28 Levasseur pays 15 billion
00:07:35 That's not the price of the buy-out!
00:07:37 It's nonsense.
00:07:38 Correct it at once.
00:07:40 We agreed on 10 billion,
00:07:43 It may cause problems
00:07:45 I'll do it today, dear.
00:07:47 Are you lunching at home?
00:07:49 No, with the financial press.
00:07:53 Have a nice day, dear.
00:07:56 See you tonight.
00:08:39 Thanks. Bye.
00:08:44 Look, here's your boyfriend.
00:08:48 Come in. Why's he staying outside?
00:08:51 Don't be shy: It's a book shop,
00:08:54 Cut it out!
00:09:00 We'll have to eat fast.
00:09:02 Really? I booked in a nice place.
00:09:04 Not today. I've got lots to do.
00:09:08 I felt like a change.
00:09:14 Here.
00:09:15 What is it?
00:09:17 Open it.
00:09:21 Here.
00:09:24 - What is it?
00:09:28 - For me?
00:09:30 - You want to marry me?
00:09:33 Why?
00:09:34 I love you.
00:09:37 I already said: "I want to marry you."
00:09:42 That was kid's stuff.
00:09:45 I don't want to get married.
00:09:48 I mean... you're like my kid brother.
00:09:53 I love you.
00:09:54 Stop it, we're friends,
00:09:57 Stop mooning, I don't want to hurt you.
00:10:02 I've got business problems to solve.
00:10:07 Starting this bookstore,
00:10:11 That's enough on my plate, right?
00:10:13 - How much do you owe?
00:10:15 Can't your dad help?
00:10:17 He faints on the few patients
00:10:19 I'll help. What do you owe?
00:10:22 32,450 Euros.
00:10:23 How much?
00:10:24 32,450.
00:10:26 How many cars to park is that?
00:10:31 For our 2-year affair?
00:10:33 - 2 years? Already?
00:10:35 Of hearing you can't divorce
00:10:39 - You know that when she's better...
00:10:42 She's at theater openings,
00:10:45 She must have the right pills.
00:10:47 Wasn't easy to see you today,
00:10:50 I'm not. I'm saying I'm leaving.
00:10:53 Keep it.
00:10:57 Elena!
00:11:25 Listen to me...
00:11:26 Let go! You're hurting me.
00:11:29 Sorry.
00:11:30 - What are they doing?
00:11:33 Please be patient a bit longer.
00:11:36 No scandals, Elena.
00:11:39 I'm calm, you're edgy!
00:11:41 Be quiet.
00:11:47 - We'll work it out.
00:11:52 Elena, wait!
00:11:57 - And 3 makes 10.
00:12:08 Hi, girls!
00:12:09 Hi, Pascal!
00:12:20 You OK, gorgeous?
00:12:21 Fine. Car & Driver
00:12:24 My next car! I'll take you for a spin.
00:12:29 - Bye, girls!
00:12:43 Don't feel guilty.
00:12:44 That poor guy,
00:12:47 I like him, and I hurt him.
00:12:49 He's nice, but he's pathetic.
00:12:51 Pascal's handsome, smart,
00:12:55 That's a good business.
00:13:04 So?
00:13:06 What's this mess?
00:13:18 Hello, Mom? It's me.
00:13:21 It's Richard, your son.
00:13:26 What do you mean: "Who, he?"
00:13:32 The old lush is drunk again.
00:13:34 So, tell me.
00:13:35 There's nothing to tell.
00:13:37 How could she turn down
00:13:40 - Called me her kid brother.
00:13:43 No career, not handsome,
00:13:46 You're a fantastic guy!
00:13:48 OK, maybe our job isn't so great.
00:13:50 We have shitty jobs.
00:13:52 What does handsome mean?
00:13:54 I'm like you,
00:13:56 Shut up.
00:13:57 My face isn't interesting?
00:14:00 At least it has character.
00:14:02 They say my ID photo's like Brad Pitt.
00:14:05 Get off my back, ass-face.
00:14:10 And I busted the ring.
00:14:12 You realize,
00:14:15 Quit bugging me!
00:14:17 I try to comfort you, and get insulted!
00:14:19 We're both ass-faces,
00:14:22 I'd rather live with her. Surprised?
00:14:25 You won't: No career,
00:14:28 Ass-face yourself!
00:14:29 Go to your mom's.
00:14:30 I was kidding: You're cute,
00:14:33 - Go to your mom's.
00:14:35 She didn't know me on the phone!
00:14:37 I need to be alone,
00:14:41 You'll end up alone, that's for sure.
00:14:48 No decent girl will live in this dump
00:14:53 You'll miss your pal Richard.
00:14:56 Alone like a dog.
00:15:00 How are you?
00:15:02 Fine.
00:15:04 Thanks.
00:15:05 Levasseur flips for Elena
00:15:08 So?
00:15:10 What's all this?
00:15:12 I'm asking you!
00:15:15 I don't know that girl.
00:15:18 Really?
00:15:18 No way!
00:15:20 She's with him!
00:15:22 That guy, with that girl?
00:15:24 She's with whoever
00:15:27 Why's his face blurred?
00:15:30 I have no idea.
00:15:32 Maybe he's a VIP.
00:15:34 You think I'm stupid?
00:15:35 Not at all! I'll sue those scumbags.
00:15:37 I'll put my lawyers on it!
00:15:39 Trust me, they won't get away with it!
00:15:47 I said any old thing...
00:15:49 You were in a spot, sir.
00:15:51 I've thought it over:
00:15:54 Yes?
00:15:56 We must find this guy,
00:15:58 Then what?
00:16:00 We offer him some money
00:16:02 Play what?
00:16:03 I've looked at every angle.
00:16:05 Play along with what?
00:16:06 They've got to live together.
00:16:08 Her and him?
00:16:11 Are you insane?
00:16:13 I'm your lawyer: It's that
00:16:16 She'll never agree to it!
00:16:18 Put 2 million Euros
00:16:22 She's well-paid
00:16:25 Honest women are rare
00:16:29 Yes, almost as rare
00:16:32 Your wife must be after this guy.
00:16:34 The girl's gotta help us.
00:16:47 Here she is.
00:17:16 How will he get out of it?
00:17:19 For 2 years you swore you'd divorce,
00:17:23 I'm in deep shit.
00:17:26 Right, to keep your wife.
00:17:28 And go live with a stranger.
00:17:31 My wife's a majority shareholder
00:17:35 Damn that, I want one thing.
00:17:37 What?
00:17:39 A good reason
00:17:41 Loving me a little is one.
00:17:43 Can you think of any others?
00:17:45 I need a month to neutralize her.
00:17:47 With some financial maneuvers
00:17:51 In a month I'll divorce:
00:17:54 I trust you.
00:17:56 I knew I could count on you, darling!
00:18:00 Not so fast.
00:18:03 Put 10 million Euros
00:18:05 in a tax-haven.
00:18:08 10 million?
00:18:10 No, 20 million.
00:18:12 It takes a big sum to make this fun.
00:18:15 I told my lawyer you weren't
00:18:19 You weren't. It's a deposit.
00:18:21 Divorce in a month, you get it all back.
00:18:23 If you don't,
00:18:28 20 million? That's insane!
00:18:30 It's nothing,
00:18:50 Thanks.
00:18:58 I'll park it, sir.
00:19:01 Drive, I have to talk to you.
00:19:09 - There's our lot.
00:19:23 - You're Francois Pignon?
00:19:26 I'm a lawyer with a client
00:19:30 My help?
00:19:32 All this must stay
00:19:35 You must put a woman up
00:19:39 A woman?
00:19:40 Yes, and pretend to be a couple.
00:19:44 Sorry, I don't quite follow you.
00:19:45 It's simple.
00:19:48 People must think
00:19:52 Who is she?
00:19:53 She's a... how can I put it?
00:19:56 - A supermodel?
00:19:58 Quite well known... very well known.
00:20:01 - Who'll live with me?
00:20:04 How much must I pay?
00:20:05 No, we pay you.
00:20:07 To live with a supermodel?
00:20:09 Name your price.
00:20:13 You're putting me on?
00:20:15 No, it's a serious matter.
00:20:18 Where's the camera?
00:20:20 What?
00:20:21 The camera, where is it?
00:20:24 You sure had me going.
00:20:27 And I...
00:20:29 Mr Pignon, this is very serious
00:20:35 Well?
00:20:36 He agreed.
00:20:38 - How much does he want?
00:20:43 The exactness of the sum
00:20:45 32,450 Euros.
00:20:49 How did she react?
00:20:55 She'll cost more.
00:20:56 How much?
00:20:58 ...million Euros.
00:21:00 What?
00:21:01 20 million Euros!
00:21:05 - Is this a joke?
00:21:07 I swore I'd divorce:
00:21:10 I can see why.
00:21:11 Spare me your quips.
00:21:13 Sorry.
00:21:16 It's a deposit.
00:21:19 That's blackmail.
00:21:26 I love her,
00:21:46 - Mr Pignon?
00:21:47 I'm Christine Levasseur.
00:21:49 May I ask you a few questions?
00:21:52 Please do.
00:21:59 You seen this picture?
00:22:01 Was that the door, hon?
00:22:05 Ma'am.
00:22:32 Hello?
00:22:33 They beat you to it.
00:22:35 I couldn't be faster.
00:22:39 I just left his place: She was there.
00:22:41 Maybe they are an item.
00:22:45 We can't rule it out completely.
00:22:48 Watch them day and night.
00:23:03 Hello?
00:23:04 She's hired Berman.
00:23:06 The green Renault behind you.
00:23:09 Take Baume Avenue
00:23:23 A car's waiting for you in the yard.
00:23:26 A black Audi.
00:23:33 Take the back exit
00:24:14 It's a friend's house,
00:24:17 Sit down.
00:24:19 The bank data: You have
00:24:24 Admit that it's a tidy sum.
00:24:27 Less than the cost of a divorce.
00:24:31 I'll need a signature.
00:24:34 So he gets the money back
00:24:40 Love is beautiful!
00:24:44 Let's recap...
00:24:49 Be seen everywhere with this man:
00:24:51 Convince those watching you
00:24:56 Yes?
00:24:59 Right away.
00:25:01 He's here.
00:25:03 I'll leave you.
00:25:09 Sorry, darling. I'm a bit late.
00:25:12 I'm so happy to see you.
00:25:15 It's all done,
00:25:17 An accounting headache,
00:25:19 Let's chitchat.
00:25:24 Elena, be nice to me.
00:25:27 Because of your wife?
00:25:29 No, because of you.
00:25:31 I feel guilty
00:25:34 Living with that pathetic guy
00:25:39 Not really. In fact, it's quite fun.
00:25:41 The apartment is barely livable,
00:25:45 Cute? Are we talking
00:25:48 He has lovely eyes,
00:25:50 It's sweet of you
00:25:54 but it's hard on you.
00:25:57 You know me.
00:26:00 That's not funny.
00:26:01 You made me live with another man.
00:26:04 Cooking, the dishes, the laundry...
00:26:06 Not funny!
00:26:07 Your lawyer said
00:26:10 and look like a real couple.
00:26:13 I love you.
00:26:16 Gotta go. I can't keep him waiting,
00:26:28 Don't sulk.
00:26:31 Miss me?
00:26:34 I'm not alone.
00:26:35 Sure! The neighbors complain
00:26:39 and chicks shrieking in ecstasy.
00:26:47 Don't park it, I'll be fast.
00:26:52 Francois?
00:27:12 Hi, honey!
00:27:16 Is our lunch on?
00:27:17 No, I'm busy, stop by later.
00:27:34 Thanks. Bye.
00:27:45 Bye...
00:27:52 - Friend of yours?
00:28:00 Known her long?
00:28:01 No. We're living together.
00:28:06 - There were photographers.
00:28:08 That's why I kissed you.
00:28:12 What's so funny?
00:28:13 The other valet, you killed him!
00:28:15 Why?
00:28:16 He says I'm hopeless with women.
00:28:18 Why would he say that? He's crazy!
00:28:20 He doesn't believe
00:28:23 I don't either.
00:28:28 Where do you usually lunch?
00:28:29 At Luigi's, an Italian place.
00:28:31 - I keep going straight?
00:28:35 If you're a regular,
00:28:37 Not at Luigi's. There's other places.
00:28:42 Is it good?
00:28:44 You read it, Mr Herve.
00:28:45 I did?
00:28:47 You bought it last month
00:28:51 I don't recall it!
00:28:54 Then... give me a lamb chop.
00:28:59 The butcher's next door,
00:29:06 This way, Mr Herve.
00:29:11 You could've sold it to him twice.
00:29:17 It's not him.
00:29:18 - He won't come back.
00:29:21 I had a voice mail from him.
00:29:22 Said he had funds
00:29:25 Nonsense.
00:29:27 - I didn't call back.
00:29:28 He's bluffing.
00:29:38 Isn't that amazing?
00:29:40 You can pick another ring tone.
00:29:43 That's sweet, but I can't accept.
00:29:45 Yes, you can!
00:29:47 - How many functions?
00:29:50 Wow!
00:29:51 It's yours. Have lunch with me!
00:29:57 OK, but a quick one.
00:29:58 We'll be at Luigi's. I'll be back soon.
00:30:01 No, not Luigi's. Let's go elsewhere.
00:30:10 She's amazing.
00:30:13 - Yes, she's giving it her all.
00:30:16 - Beg your pardon?
00:30:19 Yes?
00:30:21 - Don't forget the meeting in Lille.
00:30:24 Being booed by 800 striking workers.
00:30:28 - When do I leave?
00:30:30 I'm off.
00:30:31 Watch them day and night.
00:30:42 Everybody's watching us!
00:30:44 Why would you be with me?
00:30:46 Let's up the ante:
00:30:49 I'll rest my head on your shoulder.
00:30:51 Don't, they'll lynch me!
00:30:52 Put down your fork.
00:30:55 See the green Renault?
00:30:57 A guy's taking pictures of us.
00:31:00 Relax! We're supposed to be in love.
00:31:05 It's like when I park a great car:
00:31:12 Hurry!
00:31:14 - Let's try this one.
00:31:18 - That girl's a supermodel!
00:31:21 She's everywhere,
00:31:33 How are you?
00:31:34 Fine, and you?
00:31:35 OK. You dropped Luigi's?
00:31:37 - I wanted a change.
00:31:40 - Pascal Bouliveau.
00:31:44 My kid brother
00:31:49 - Coming?
00:31:50 If you need a cell phone,
00:31:55 For you, too. See you.
00:31:57 Enjoy your meal!
00:32:02 Your buddy's doing OK!
00:32:06 Let's hurry, I'm rushed.
00:32:08 - What does he do?
00:32:10 He found a nice chassis!
00:32:14 What do you want to eat?
00:32:16 Sorry, I forgot to turn it off.
00:32:19 You can have that ring tone, too.
00:32:21 Two salads!
00:32:23 - Let's look at the menu...
00:32:26 OK, two salads.
00:32:30 I know you have money problems.
00:32:34 Why did you start a bookstore?
00:32:38 I like books.
00:32:40 Sure, but I'm talking business.
00:32:42 My line is more interesting.
00:32:44 Maybe.
00:32:45 Look how many people
00:32:48 How many walk around
00:32:54 Must we stay glued all the time?
00:32:56 Your friends are watching us.
00:32:58 No, I must go. I got work to do!
00:33:00 Alright then, let's go.
00:33:11 OK, he's gone.
00:33:16 What sign is she?
00:33:17 - Who?
00:33:20 Why say "She"?
00:33:21 Manner of speech.
00:33:22 Sorry, "she" finds that lame.
00:33:25 And I find you a bit uptight.
00:33:27 - Taurus.
00:33:28 You asked for my sign!
00:33:30 I figured Sagittarius. Funny, huh?
00:33:32 Hysterical.
00:33:33 - Give me your hand.
00:33:35 Come on. Just for a second.
00:33:41 What a heart line...
00:33:43 Luck line's good, too...
00:33:45 Cut it out, you're no expert.
00:33:47 If it's fleshy,
00:34:00 The guy left.
00:34:02 I saw another, over there!
00:34:46 Get to work!
00:34:52 Romeo, spare us your babes
00:35:02 - You're kidding me, right!
00:35:04 - That girl? With Pignon?
00:35:06 It's Elena Simonsen,
00:35:09 Then Pignon's got
00:35:12 She's crazy!
00:35:15 I don't care.
00:35:17 The bastard!
00:35:19 I said, drop it!
00:35:23 Wait, there must be a reason.
00:35:25 Maybe she saw him in a Ferrari,
00:35:27 and doesn't know he's a valet.
00:35:31 No, takes more
00:35:34 Give me a break, drop it!
00:35:38 She can have any man,
00:35:50 It's Mom. About Dad's birthday:
00:35:52 We'll eat early, around 7PM,
00:35:55 as the doctor's coming.
00:35:58 Big kiss.
00:36:00 See you Sunday.
00:36:25 - Hi!
00:36:27 It's a vacant building.
00:36:30 Don't look. We'll seem suspicious.
00:36:32 They gonna spy for long?
00:36:33 I hope not.
00:36:36 What would we be doing?
00:36:38 You watch TV, I'll go in the kitchen.
00:36:41 A guy who comes home to you
00:36:49 - What is it?
00:36:50 - You were moody all afternoon.
00:36:54 It's the girl at the restaurant.
00:36:56 Your eyes never left her.
00:37:00 That kiss wasn't
00:37:03 Sorry if I'm nosey.
00:37:09 - Expecting anyone?
00:37:13 - Who is it?
00:37:15 He works with me.
00:37:16 And thinks you're no Romeo?
00:37:26 Forgot my Play Station.
00:37:27 I'd have brought it to work.
00:37:34 - Is that her?
00:37:36 - You really live with her?
00:37:38 - Why?
00:37:39 Why would she...
00:37:40 Hi!
00:37:41 We met at the restaurant.
00:37:44 Introduce us, hon.
00:37:46 Richard...
00:37:48 Elena.
00:37:49 A drink, Richard?
00:37:53 How about a beer?
00:37:57 She's not bad.
00:37:59 Quite nice.
00:38:02 Nice? That chick's a knockout!
00:38:05 Don't tell me you're doing her!
00:38:08 OK, I won't.
00:38:09 Yes, tell me, dammit!
00:38:12 - Calm down.
00:38:15 OK, I'm calming down...
00:38:18 He's doing her!
00:38:20 You need a cold shower.
00:38:23 No, I'm OK, I'm fine...
00:38:27 How'd you meet?
00:38:28 On the street.
00:38:31 I never do it, but I went up to him.
00:38:34 Yes. I just said:
00:38:37 Not very original.
00:38:39 He said: "Don't bug me, lady."
00:38:42 You said that?
00:38:44 OK, what would you have said?
00:38:46 Me? Plenty!
00:38:48 You're a pushover, he isn't.
00:38:50 I took a risk. Right, hon?
00:38:53 The bottle opener!
00:38:58 - She's cool.
00:39:00 You told her not to bug you?
00:39:02 Get off my back!
00:39:03 I treat women my way,
00:39:06 Here!
00:39:08 Hope it's cold enough.
00:39:11 No, I'm going home. I gotta go...
00:39:15 You don't have time for a beer?
00:39:18 No, my mom's waiting for me.
00:39:22 Your Play Station!
00:39:23 Oh, yeah... Thanks.
00:39:31 Guess I went overboard.
00:39:34 - That wasn't nice.
00:39:36 That's my life.
00:39:38 I get to pick up the pieces.
00:39:44 I'm sorry.
00:39:45 I shouldn't have agreed to this.
00:39:47 I did it for the money, it was dumb.
00:39:51 Did I upset the girl at Luigi's?
00:39:55 They held hands, so I kissed you.
00:39:58 You love her?
00:40:01 You think it's funny?
00:40:02 I feared you'd be a creep
00:40:05 You're nice and in love.
00:40:07 I asked her to marry me,
00:40:12 - I'm the impossible thing?
00:40:14 You're not part of my world.
00:40:16 OK, but I know life.
00:40:20 She was with a guy, too.
00:40:22 - Looked like a jerk.
00:40:24 Like you and me. She'll call back.
00:40:27 She didn't when I said
00:40:30 She's a woman, and saw us together.
00:40:39 Pick it up.
00:40:42 Hello?
00:40:44 Foix here.
00:40:46 It's that asshole lawyer.
00:40:49 - I'm listening.
00:40:51 a runway show tomorrow.
00:40:54 - He wants me at your show tomorrow.
00:40:57 He pisses me off!
00:40:58 OK.
00:40:59 All those photographers
00:41:01 You have proper attire?
00:41:03 I'm not criticizing your clothes,
00:41:05 but elegance will make you
00:41:08 We can have clothes delivered,
00:41:12 I'm fine as I am.
00:41:15 Now he wants to dress me up!
00:41:17 I hung up on him.
00:41:20 Hello!
00:41:21 It's Emilie.
00:41:23 Keep your money,
00:41:26 Let's meet, we gotta talk.
00:41:28 What's left to talk about?
00:41:31 It's a long story,
00:41:34 Don't bother, after what I saw.
00:41:37 Hello?
00:41:43 She hung up.
00:41:44 She'll call back.
00:41:47 She never wants to see me again.
00:41:49 I said she'd call.
00:41:55 - You don't have curtains?
00:41:56 - That's a problem.
00:41:59 We'll have to sleep together.
00:42:01 You on the couch,
00:42:03 My bed's tiny.
00:42:05 If you'd bought curtains...
00:42:07 That building was empty.
00:42:10 It'll be a tight squeeze tonight.
00:42:29 Levasseur's a liar!
00:42:32 You hear them, sir?
00:42:34 They're shouting what we all feel.
00:42:37 Management
00:42:40 regarding salaries, lay-offs
00:42:42 or, even worse,
00:42:44 possible outsourcing.
00:42:48 Sorry to interrupt the meeting.
00:42:59 Hello?
00:43:00 I can see them in bed.
00:43:03 Not in the same bed?
00:43:06 Others are watching, so it's better.
00:43:10 Yes, it's better.
00:43:12 - What are they doing?
00:43:14 In the bed, what are they doing?
00:43:16 Nothing yet, but they just tucked in.
00:43:20 Talk to you later.
00:43:31 Forgive me.
00:43:40 - Where were we?
00:43:42 My colleague was frank.
00:43:46 Closing this factory
00:43:51 a human drama I needn't describe.
00:43:54 Think it over, sir.
00:43:58 I'm thinking...
00:44:01 It's very painful,
00:44:04 a very painful situation.
00:44:12 Is there a subway close by?
00:44:14 - No, why?
00:44:17 That's just me.
00:44:19 My nerves.
00:44:21 - Where do you usually live?
00:44:24 - Better than here, I bet.
00:44:26 Can't I come live with you?
00:44:28 I'd rather not.
00:44:30 I won't ask why, you must know.
00:44:32 No one can spy on me there.
00:44:34 - Wouldn't that be better?
00:44:37 - You like being spied on?
00:44:39 I don't get it.
00:44:43 You must have figured out
00:44:45 A guy too rich paid me to sleep
00:44:48 with a girl too pretty,
00:44:50 We're being spied on,
00:44:53 The guy too rich.
00:44:54 He can see us now?
00:44:55 His flunky can,
00:44:59 Life's complex
00:45:02 No, it's simple.
00:45:06 You're unhappy, she's unhappy,
00:45:11 How cheerful!
00:45:13 Never fall for a married man.
00:45:15 On that score, I'm safe.
00:45:22 You still love him?
00:45:27 We're quite a pair!
00:45:30 It's late, let's get some sleep.
00:45:34 I want to call her.
00:45:36 Yes she will, call her.
00:45:38 Now I know: I'm nothing to her.
00:45:40 She's right, I sleep with a supermodel
00:45:44 That's rough.
00:45:45 With you, it's not so bad...
00:45:47 Poor guy! On supermodel duty!
00:45:49 Making fun of me?
00:45:51 Yes. Call her.
00:45:53 I don't dare.
00:46:04 Emilie?
00:46:06 Know what time it is?
00:46:07 Sorry, I'm at the store,
00:46:09 Didn't see the time go by.
00:46:11 I loved our lunch together.
00:46:14 - Hello?
00:46:16 Let's do it again soon.
00:46:17 You call me at 11 PM for that?
00:46:20 No, I had a great idea,
00:46:24 Ask your friend
00:46:27 We'll take some photos
00:46:31 Hello?
00:46:32 He's not my friend!
00:46:35 I'm sick of all this.
00:46:59 Emilie...
00:47:01 It's not Emilie...
00:47:05 - It's not?
00:47:08 Oh, it's you.
00:47:10 Sorry about that.
00:47:13 Sorry.
00:47:18 - I was dreaming, I'm sorry.
00:47:21 She was snuggled against me...
00:47:22 I figured that out.
00:47:25 Her skin was so soft.
00:47:28 I'm sure hers is soft, too.
00:47:32 Right.
00:47:36 I'm not used to someone in my bed.
00:47:38 My buddy Richard,
00:47:41 But it wasn't like sleeping with you.
00:47:45 If it'll calm you down,
00:47:48 True, that calms me down fast.
00:48:30 We can't show him that.
00:48:32 You can see he's fondling her breast.
00:48:35 Why?
00:48:36 There's a street lamp
00:48:39 No, why'd she let him touch her?
00:48:41 Don't know.
00:48:42 I sat on an old crate all night,
00:48:44 in a crumbling building.
00:48:48 If we show him these pictures,
00:48:51 Well?
00:48:53 You saw the press coverage, sir?
00:48:55 These articles show
00:48:59 They all fell for
00:49:03 - The pictures!
00:49:05 We have some, but they're
00:49:08 - You can't see much.
00:49:15 I disagree.
00:49:19 Nice work, Paul.
00:49:22 Thanks, sir.
00:49:22 Back to your stake-out.
00:49:25 That little bastard!
00:49:27 Trying to make her!
00:49:29 I'll fix him. He'll be out cold.
00:49:32 You'll make him lose his valet job?
00:49:35 Sir, small fry are tough
00:49:40 She's in his bed, he touches her,
00:49:44 May I speak as a friend?
00:49:47 No.
00:49:48 Alright.
00:49:49 Say what you have to say.
00:49:51 A man like you can't be jealous of him.
00:49:53 You're paid to defend me,
00:50:04 Mr Berman.
00:50:07 Well?
00:50:07 You were right, they're not an item.
00:50:10 Even though they slept together.
00:50:12 You have proof?
00:50:13 - Your husband has them watched.
00:50:17 Another guy
00:50:20 He hid, but I recognized him.
00:50:22 No kidding!
00:50:24 As there are no curtains,
00:50:27 he's like us, he sees it all.
00:50:29 This is too good!
00:50:30 He puts her in the guy's bed,
00:50:34 Wouldn't curtains add to his anxiety?
00:50:38 When you can't see,
00:50:43 How sad, this poor guy
00:50:52 - How is he?
00:50:54 - He gives shots now?
00:50:58 Feeling better, Dad?
00:50:59 - He stuck me like a pig.
00:51:02 I saw the grocer's wife
00:51:04 The shot she gave me was a joy!
00:51:08 - Do you have bronchitis?
00:51:11 - What did I prescribe?
00:51:14 Suppositories?
00:51:16 So keep it up.
00:51:19 Coming to Andre's birthday?
00:51:21 I have a ton of work.
00:51:23 Stop by to please Francois.
00:51:25 Move! I have
00:51:39 - She won't come.
00:51:42 Because she won't.
00:51:43 I hope you're wrong:
00:51:46 Holed up in his place
00:53:11 Bravo!
00:54:08 Karl, bravo.
00:54:11 Thank you for coming.
00:54:12 One of your finest collections!
00:54:15 On to the next! I'm never satisfied.
00:54:38 Not too bored?
00:54:39 Why do you all walk like horses?
00:54:50 We did our job, let's go.
00:54:54 You looked magnificent
00:54:58 - Thanks.
00:55:00 So are you.
00:55:02 Me?
00:55:03 Keep it up, it amuses me no end!
00:55:07 She says I'm good?
00:55:12 I've re-estimated
00:55:15 It's still rough but...
00:55:17 I'm not divorcing.
00:55:18 I thought it over last night
00:55:22 No woman is worth
00:55:25 Bravo.
00:55:27 In business school,
00:55:29 I dreamed of being
00:55:32 Why lose it to a passing fancy?
00:55:34 Bravo again, sir.
00:55:36 Losing my drive,
00:55:38 for someone I may soon tire of?
00:55:41 Music to my ears!
00:55:42 After 20 years, leaving my wife
00:55:46 A big part,
00:55:49 - That's not what I meant.
00:55:52 In short, I'll call that girl
00:55:55 - Does she keep the 20 million?
00:55:58 She can keep the money,
00:56:01 Yes, of course...
00:56:03 I had a trick to get back
00:56:08 That's not what matters.
00:56:11 I'm myself again.
00:56:13 Well done, sir.
00:56:15 To think that I equated
00:56:18 with... Elena.
00:56:23 It's Paul.
00:56:25 Yes?
00:56:28 Really?
00:56:31 I'll tell him.
00:56:33 They've put up curtains.
00:56:35 What?
00:56:36 His place has curtains now.
00:56:39 But why?
00:56:40 I don't know.
00:56:41 I knew it!
00:56:43 He's sleeping with her,
00:56:46 No matter, since you're leaving her.
00:56:48 Let's break his legs
00:56:50 We pay him to act decently,
00:56:54 Sir, you came to a decision.
00:56:56 Curtains! So they can hide their smut!
00:56:59 Why the curtains, dammit?
00:57:30 Hello?
00:57:31 - Evening. Foix speaking.
00:57:33 Things fine?
00:57:34 I just got home,
00:57:36 - You did?
00:57:38 It was awesome.
00:57:41 Sorry to cut in,
00:57:45 What?
00:57:45 The curtains. Nice, aren't they?
00:57:49 The little shit!
00:57:50 May I ask why you bought
00:57:54 She bought them.
00:57:56 Elena bought them?
00:57:58 I saw them when I got home.
00:57:59 - Why did she buy curtains?
00:58:02 To protect our privacy, I guess.
00:58:05 Privacy!
00:58:08 We didn't hire you
00:58:12 I told you clearly
00:58:15 A what?
00:58:15 An act, a game,
00:58:18 We paid you to pretend
00:58:22 People were watching us.
00:58:24 She was sick of it,
00:58:26 We have peace,
00:58:29 You're exploiting us, scumbag!
00:58:33 Who is this?
00:58:34 I paid you! You thief, you thug!
00:58:38 Hello?
00:58:40 I hung up, sir.
00:58:42 I did it.
00:58:47 Don't lose your temper like that.
00:58:50 Calm down,
00:58:53 analyze the situation coolly.
00:58:57 That guy's sick!
00:59:05 It's 8PM, we're dining
00:59:07 I'll let you go alone,
00:59:10 Are you sick?
00:59:11 Tired. I've had some rough days.
00:59:14 Sorry, but I don't feel up to it.
00:59:16 True, you do seem tired.
00:59:18 It takes real stress
00:59:21 Apologize to the Lamberts for me.
00:59:23 Should I cancel?
00:59:25 I can stay
00:59:28 Forget my troubles,
00:59:31 Don't lie,
00:59:36 That strike in the factory.
00:59:39 It hasn't made life easier.
00:59:42 I'm so sorry, poor dear.
00:59:45 You'll be late.
00:59:46 Get some rest!
00:59:49 See you later.
00:59:58 A guy insulted me
01:00:01 Called me a scumbag and a thug.
01:00:05 - If you wanted curtains...
01:00:09 - You didn't?
01:00:10 Then, who?
01:00:13 His wife. Only she would do it.
01:00:15 His wife?
01:00:17 Why'd she fix up my place?
01:00:19 It's their problem. Not yours.
01:00:21 It's my home,
01:00:25 No.
01:00:26 Cops'll say: "What was stolen?"
01:00:30 Might turn ugly.
01:00:31 And he called you?
01:00:32 His lawyer did. Then that maniac
01:00:39 She pulled it off.
01:00:42 I'll be right back.
01:00:51 Give it back.
01:00:54 Why? No one's asking
01:00:57 He called me a thief, I'm not.
01:00:59 32,450 Euros is a lot.
01:01:02 He's a billionaire,
01:01:05 No, he called me a thief!
01:01:08 Give it to Emilie, she'll take it.
01:01:10 It's over with Emilie.
01:01:14 Francois...
01:01:16 I'm sure she realizes
01:01:18 she's losing a really great guy.
01:01:31 I'm cold.
01:01:36 Take my blanket, I'm not cold at all.
01:01:40 No, I don't need it. Thanks, keep it.
01:01:52 It's because of him?
01:01:54 He's a bastard.
01:01:57 Wait till you're married to say that.
01:02:01 Why am I so cold?
01:02:10 All the men I meet are creeps
01:02:24 If we stay any longer like this,
01:02:33 Go back to bed, I feel better.
01:02:46 Thanks.
01:02:54 - What's that?
01:02:57 You said not to talk about it,
01:03:00 They're getting married.
01:03:02 What?
01:03:04 Their picture's in here,
01:03:07 But you're right,
01:03:10 Do the new pens go in the rack
01:03:13 He won't marry her.
01:03:17 - Don't bring that up again.
01:03:19 Never again! Is that clear?
01:03:22 It's for you.
01:03:26 Go get a coffee.
01:03:28 - Did you hear? Get a coffee!
01:03:39 Thanks.
01:03:43 Well?
01:03:44 She's still there.
01:03:45 If she'd pose
01:03:48 Bad timing.
01:03:51 it's heavy.
01:03:52 Means another lunch alone.
01:03:55 You had a date with her?
01:03:57 She cancels all the time.
01:04:00 Weird, huh?
01:04:01 Yeah. A handsome guy like you
01:04:08 - What sign is she?
01:04:11 You!
01:04:12 Aries, Gemini rising.
01:04:14 That's very good.
01:04:21 - You're very sensual...
01:04:24 Being fleshy there means you're hot.
01:04:27 Let's see yours.
01:04:32 I never saw that before.
01:04:34 Me neither.
01:04:38 Wanna have lunch?
01:04:45 There you're lovely...
01:04:47 Great.
01:04:49 Perfect.
01:04:50 Let's do a few more.
01:04:54 Like that.
01:04:56 Let's take a break!
01:05:04 I'm not wild
01:05:06 Only the big names
01:05:09 The young ones were all
01:05:13 As for Elena! Seen her guy?
01:05:17 Look!
01:05:19 He's a parking valet! Elena, with him?
01:05:22 He has no money, no looks!
01:05:24 What does she see in him?
01:05:27 He must have hidden talents.
01:05:31 Something huge!
01:05:36 Things OK, Richard?
01:05:40 - You OK?
01:05:43 That's just fan-mag bullshit.
01:05:45 - Can I ask you a favor?
01:05:47 When you're married, don't eat here.
01:05:49 I'd hate parking your car.
01:05:51 - Richard...
01:05:52 There's nothing between Elena and me.
01:05:54 Sure.
01:05:55 I can't explain now, but soon I will.
01:05:58 You'll see, it was no big deal.
01:06:00 - You're just ashamed.
01:06:02 Kicking me out
01:06:05 Now you're marrying her,
01:06:08 I'm not ashamed or marrying anyone.
01:06:10 I bet you gave her Emilie's ring.
01:06:12 You're a dog,
01:06:14 But you're not happy.
01:06:16 I'm not getting laid!
01:06:20 This thing with Elena's a fraud.
01:06:22 I'm telling you, you're my buddy.
01:06:24 Soon we'll be living together again.
01:06:27 You shitting me?
01:06:29 You have my word.
01:06:33 You're an ass-face, but I like you.
01:06:37 Thanks, Francois.
01:06:46 Don't park it, I'll only be a minute.
01:06:48 Is Mr. Pignon around?
01:06:50 Yes, he's here.
01:06:55 It's for you!
01:07:18 Bastard!
01:07:19 She gives me her number,
01:07:29 Casanova, you about through?
01:07:31 Francois...
01:07:34 Francois.
01:07:53 Mrs Levasseur, sir.
01:07:56 Show her in.
01:08:01 You wanted to see me?
01:08:02 I haven't been here in ages.
01:08:05 I walked through the place.
01:08:07 A landlord's visit!
01:08:10 That's fine...
01:08:11 - Know what the gossip is?
01:08:13 Your mind's not on the job.
01:08:15 Screw the gossip.
01:08:17 And that if you keep it up,
01:08:22 Got nothing funnier?
01:08:25 I had the curtains
01:08:32 Your lies about that photo
01:08:35 Your bumbling's hilarious.
01:08:37 I don't follow you.
01:08:39 Then I'll spell it out.
01:08:41 If you love that girl, leave me,
01:08:43 go off with her to Venice,
01:08:45 I'll file for a divorce.
01:08:47 What are you talking about?
01:08:49 A poor sap who wants
01:08:52 It's time to choose.
01:08:53 Darling, I never planned
01:08:57 You've been glum
01:09:01 She means nothing to me, it's over.
01:09:04 I'll go to Venice, but with you!
01:09:06 Once the Board meeting's over,
01:09:08 we'll leave on a second honeymoon.
01:09:11 We had a lovely suite
01:09:14 Try to book it again.
01:09:16 I'll get right on it.
01:09:49 I haven't been here in ages.
01:09:51 I walked through the place.
01:09:53 A landlord's visit!
01:10:06 Francois is marrying a model!
01:10:08 What?
01:10:09 I heard it at the beauty parlor.
01:10:12 He's marrying a very famous model.
01:10:14 - What's this?
01:10:17 but swore Francois
01:10:21 A name like that...
01:10:23 He'd have told you...
01:10:24 Why would Naomi Campbell
01:10:26 It's not her, but someone famous...
01:10:29 I couldn't reach Francois at home.
01:10:31 But he was heartbroken over Emilie.
01:10:33 - I don't get it.
01:10:36 It's me!
01:10:39 Happy birthday, Dad!
01:10:42 Your hair looks great, Mom.
01:10:45 Why are you staring at me?
01:10:47 Are you marrying a model?
01:10:49 - No way!
01:10:51 It's just fan-mag gossip.
01:10:53 Open your gift, Dad!
01:11:01 It's magnificent!
01:11:02 - You don't have that one?
01:11:04 Thanks, Francois.
01:11:06 My collection's becoming famous.
01:11:08 I'm invited to a dinner
01:11:12 That's great, Dad.
01:11:14 I brought a friend. That OK?
01:11:16 A friend?
01:11:24 Hello.
01:11:25 Elena.
01:11:25 Happy birthday, sir.
01:11:27 Can I help?
01:11:28 No, sit in the other room,
01:11:34 Our sonny has a secret life.
01:11:36 Incredible.
01:11:40 - My God, maybe it's Emilie.
01:11:43 - Hello.
01:11:46 He calls her "sweetheart"!
01:11:59 - Happy birthday!
01:12:01 Where's the oldie?
01:12:04 - Happy birthday.
01:12:06 How old are you, around 75?
01:12:15 I'm 58. That guy's an idiot!
01:12:18 I'll change doctors.
01:12:21 What did I say?
01:12:25 About the 20 million,
01:12:35 I'll never see her again.
01:12:37 But to hold her one last time...
01:12:40 I went through that once.
01:12:43 I got my last time.
01:12:44 I lied to the girl,
01:12:48 She came to our date, elated.
01:12:50 I got a glorious last night with her.
01:12:53 That's odious.
01:12:54 I know.
01:12:56 "Happy birthday to you..."
01:13:22 - Doctor, may I ask you for something.
01:13:25 Your daughter's hand.
01:13:27 You should ask her.
01:13:29 I did.
01:13:30 Did she accept?
01:13:32 Yes.
01:13:33 Then why are you pestering me?
01:13:42 Thanks, Doctor.
01:13:53 Why's that doctor always angry?
01:13:56 He's allergic to patients.
01:14:00 Hello?
01:14:01 It's me, I have good news for you,
01:14:03 or rather, good news for us.
01:14:05 I'm listening.
01:14:06 No, I want to surprise you.
01:14:08 Can we meet tomorrow?
01:14:10 I've got a show,
01:14:13 - Where?
01:14:16 I'll pick you up at five.
01:14:17 No, let's avoid the press,
01:14:21 Do I spend tonight
01:14:24 Go home, you're through
01:14:26 See you tomorrow, love.
01:14:30 Why does he keep insulting me?
01:14:32 Doesn't matter now.
01:14:34 I'm happy, Francois.
01:14:37 Then he can call me a bum
01:14:52 Time to say good-bye.
01:14:56 Not coming up for your things?
01:14:58 I've got stuff at my place.
01:15:01 Well, good night, Elena.
01:15:03 I didn't think this 3 days ago.
01:15:06 What?
01:15:06 That I'd be sad to leave you.
01:15:10 Me neither.
01:15:15 Good night, Francois.
01:15:57 Am I bothering you?
01:15:59 No, I'm with my mom.
01:16:02 Yeah, when?
01:16:03 Today. Looks like it's working.
01:16:05 - You OK, Mom?
01:16:08 You can have this apartment:
01:16:12 No way! That's so cool!
01:16:14 Elena there?
01:16:17 No, she left.
01:16:18 To live with the man she loves,
01:16:22 Darling,
01:16:27 You've been glum
01:16:30 She means nothing to me, it's over.
01:16:34 I'll go to Venice, but with you!
01:16:35 Once the Board meeting's over,
01:16:37 we'll leave on a second honeymoon.
01:16:56 Here she is.
01:17:27 - You?
01:17:30 Get out of this car!
01:17:32 - I have a message for you.
01:17:34 Get him out!
01:17:36 - When do you go to Venice?
01:17:38 Hope you get the honeymoon suite.
01:17:41 No, wait! Take a walk.
01:17:45 I don't know what you're saying.
01:17:48 You will, in Venice with your wife.
01:17:51 I don't know how,
01:17:55 I'm marrying
01:17:58 You can insult me all you want.
01:18:00 Elena says that, rich as you are,
01:18:02 you're a poor man!
01:18:06 She won't get her 20 million,
01:18:09 Not a penny, tell her!
01:18:12 She knew you'd cover yourself.
01:18:29 Pignon!
01:18:43 Feeling blue? Want a little treat?
01:18:45 Leave me alone, dammit!