Douze Travaux d Ast rix Les The Twelve Tasks Of Asterix
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In the year 50 B. C. |
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France, was covered with |
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where calm peace and quite |
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Hey wait a moment! Wait a |
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In the year 50 B. C. all Gaul was |
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where calm peace and |
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Julius Caesar after much fierce fighting |
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intending to set the seal of Romans |
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Yes, all Gaul, now known as |
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Well no not quiet, somewhere in |
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holding out against the invaders. A |
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The brave people of this village. |
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Hands up in the house |
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Ah, I see all right! I'll |
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This big hut is the home of the |
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The formidable Vitalstatistix. |
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Darling, please darling, it's |
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I'm the chief after all! |
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I've got to go out shopping, you can |
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you tidy the place up a bit, it's |
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This is Cacofonix, the village bard, |
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his talents, sometimes express their |
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Ah here comes Dogmatix, the village |
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He help him delivering menhirs. |
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Dogmatix, come here Dogmatix, I'm |
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he could be a big help in my work. |
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You know Obelix it isn't that I don't |
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but I do sometimes wonder if he |
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The voice of reason you have just |
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The best warrior in the village! The |
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on sale in all the best bookshops and |
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Salute! Guten tag! Hello! Hi! |
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Bonjour! |
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But you may ask yourself how did this |
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of warriors manage to hold out against |
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Well that was thanks to the magic |
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which gave superhuman strength to |
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Oh no Obelix! No! The potion has |
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You know you fell into the |
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...fell into the Cauldron when |
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Oh some Romans! |
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Centurion, what is the point of having |
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Gauls will do to us. That |
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Maybe but those are Caesar's orders, |
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different this time. Watch there! |
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Form square! |
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Forward! |
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Join the army they said, it's |
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It didn't turn out so very different |
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No, no not very. -I know |
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post equitem sedet atra cura. |
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Right these Gauls will make |
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if Julius Caesar would |
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Those Gauls are simply not human |
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You're right, they not human, |
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the might of the Roman army. |
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Must be Gods, we haven't |
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I'm going to Rome to tell |
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They're Gods, you say? This crazy |
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But Caesar you do have to admit |
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your army at bay. In my opinion |
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realistic approach to the situation. |
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While seeking to follow a constructive |
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objective and I have therefore |
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it is no good trying to fight Gods. |
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Let us suppose to look on the bright |
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demi gods. Well even so, it is still |
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To take an example that can be |
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Hercules? Gods or Demigods! I |
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old counsellors that half-wits are |
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Stop playing about that knife, |
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But how are you going to show us that those |
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Well first I shall visit them myself |
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which only the Gods could perform. |
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And if they really are |
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But if they are just men, ordinary human |
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being, they'll have to |
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And by Jupiter I can tell you they'll |
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Get that chariot and let us got ready! |
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I think I heard a bell going darling, |
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Julius Caesar is outside |
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Julius Caesar, the |
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Right, a towel for my feet, fetch |
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Where are those shoe pairs gone to? |
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Yes I'm coming! |
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Leave them to me, leave them to me. |
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Ave, village chief! |
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I have come to make a suggestion. |
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Your defiance of me is |
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In Rome they're starting to laugh at me. |
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can hold the Roman army at bay. |
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But some people say you must be Gods. |
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Gods? |
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Yes Gods and if that is so |
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But if you are only men... |
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then you will have to give in |
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And how are me and my friends supposed |
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I wonder if you have heard of Hercules? |
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No, no, the God Hercules! He performed |
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12 difficult task with |
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It's seen the god saw |
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These 12 tasks what were they? |
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He strangled the Nemean Lion, killed the |
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boar alive. Hunted down the stag |
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birds with his bow. Tamed the bull on |
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conquered the Amazons, cleaned the |
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stole the golden apples of the |
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And you want us to do all these daft |
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No not exactly that's all a bit out of |
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Only Gods could hope to perform all |
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myself fairly deep |
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one then you will have |
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You bet your life it's a deal. |
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Right, These tasks will take |
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He will act as your guide along the |
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performed. He's the most |
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So, if you should succeed, Rome will |
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then you will all become slaves of Rome. |
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Okay we'll have it done. |
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You really think Caesar would surrender |
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Come to think of it perhaps |
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Oh, your magic potion |
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Sure we'll have lots of fun by Tutatis! |
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Lots of fun! |
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Obelix is the strongest, so you two |
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May Tutatis hear you. |
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Here is a gourd full of magic |
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You're going to need it! |
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Well then, are we on? |
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It's funny I wonder why Cacofonix hasn't |
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Hi, now for the first task, |
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This is Aspestos just |
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was champion runner |
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He can run faster than a horse, |
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through the trees. |
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One of you will have |
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You'll do it Asterix! |
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You're faster than me, faster than a |
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All right. We'll be waiting for |
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At the finishing line. Start when all |
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Well fancy that, you are a real Olympic |
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We have athletics in the village too, |
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of the magic potion it |
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Are you listening to me? Right I was |
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we all get there at once and we |
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You notice that I don't need to drink |
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I say, you are not very chatty are you? |
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Hey wait for me! |
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I think I'd better take a little |
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Hey there, not a bad start, |
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I got a held up back there in the forest |
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You see? I like picking flowers too. |
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Look aren't they beautiful? |
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If you like apples I know a good place |
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Funny, the race has |
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That seems to be the first of your |
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So now for the next one. |
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Kermes the Persian, the most amazing |
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His javelin has crossed oceans |
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Throw javelin further than Kermes. |
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War! This means war! |
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Now this time Asterix, let me! |
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All right! But throw |
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Just you watch! |
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Second task performed, |
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You are going to play |
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No wrestler or gladiator |
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Silindric the German'll come in |
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Look at the size of those gates, |
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Yes I like them big and strong. |
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That's him! Silindric the German? |
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I like them big, hey suppose |
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Good day, which of you two gentleman is |
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I'll go first and finish him off at |
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All right but watch out, there must be |
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No the robes don't make the druid! |
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Oh the fat gentleman first. ja |
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Yeah very well the fat one first. |
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I say what a splendid way to fight; |
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Ah ja I have learned it on my |
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You would like to have a go ja? |
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It's easy you have only to use the |
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The stronger he is the better for you. |
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Easy, easy you just say |
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Nein, nein, word of honour, |
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Put your foot right on the stomach, |
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Ja ja, harder harder! |
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Like this? |
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Ja well done! Harder! |
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That's it! |
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Very good but a little bit |
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When you have got me on the ground, you |
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dizzy and you jump on me, ja. |
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Like that? |
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And then you pull, you tie a |
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Excellent! And what will |
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Right leg, wunderbar, |
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And now you can see I can't move at |
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They have got through the first two tasks |
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Rome is not Gaulish yet. |
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They've not had much to prove so |
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They will have to face the |
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I never knew there was a lake here. |
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Well there is and you have to get |
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I shall go and wait on the other side. |
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should succeed, there is a |
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I call this test a piece of cake. |
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We'd better be careful |
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The lake is calm and the |
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Oh they sing better than Cacofonix. |
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Welcome to the isle of pleasure, |
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Nice little place you've |
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Never mind who we are, bold one |
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This way we're going to |
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And now you've seen our island, the |
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Your lightest wish will be |
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What would you like oh warrior? |
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Some food. |
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Why not, I'm starved, dancing |
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You're here on the isle of pleasure and |
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what you would like |
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Of course eating is a great pleasure. |
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This is the island pleasure isn't it? |
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All right we can provide |
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Nectar, no fear, no fear, no |
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I want a nice wild boar, |
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You call nectar and Ambrosia boring? |
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Well...Are you Gods or aren't you? |
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Well I suppose we may be |
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But there aren't any |
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What! There aren't any boar |
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And you expect me to stay with you |
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Get lost fatty, do you really think I |
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And the washing up too. |
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And clean you shoes! |
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You bet your life I'll get out, they |
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this the isle of pleasure! Come on |
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Never mind him, we'll give you |
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on Olympus oh warrior. |
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Asterix! |
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The next task will take |
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What do we have to do in there? |
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into the dreaded eyes of the |
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By Osiris and by Apis, look |
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You have turned into a cat! By |
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By Osiris and by Apis there's a dear |
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Next please. |
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By Osiris and by Apis, look into my |
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Yes a bird by Osiris |
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You saw that? |
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Next! |
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What is all this about? Yes I remember |
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undergo my pleasure treatment? Sorry to |
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I'll have a go. |
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Ready then? I'll begin. |
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By Osiris and by Apis look at me! Look! |
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How do you do all that with your eyes? |
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Silence, concentrate please! By Osiris |
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By Osiris and by Apis you |
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A wild boar! You Gauls |
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Lets start again. By Osiris |
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You have turned into a wild boar! |
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I'm Concentrating! |
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Where was I? A wild boar. |
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You are wild boar! A wild |
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Must be very useful for reading in bed. |
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Silence. I have to start again. |
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You are a wild boar, by Apirsi and |
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By Opis oh mama! You repeat |
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I am a wild boar. |
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You are a wild boar; you are a wild boar. |
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I am a wild boar. A wild boar! |
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Iris made me hungry |
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What's more it's lunchtime. |
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Well that's lucky because your next |
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of a meal prepared for |
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The great chef of the Titans. |
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No mortal man has ever got |
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But you will have to eat it all |
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An interesting kind of task at |
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No doubt about that. |
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You are expected monsieur, sit down |
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What's this? |
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These are ruts that grow in the |
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The Geese! This is good |
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The nice mutton platter! |
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The titanic omelette! Eight dozen eggs! |
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The whole school of fish, that |
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The ox, look at him he |
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This cow might not be as tasty |
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The veal, because to separate the |
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A whole thing of caviar, |
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Here is a piece of toast to go with it. |
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The camel, this you will like, |
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And before we start on the next |
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Did he eat everything? |
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I have nothing left in my kitchen! |
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Did anyone see which way the chef went? |
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What on earth is all this? |
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What's up with you my fellow |
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It's not silly! I've got to get |
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Ruler of Rome, well honestly. |
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When my lads have won all their |
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For Rome? Do you really think |
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I think you are counting your wild |
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You think so? |
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That's right, run along, leave us alone! |
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You don't think they will win? |
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with the powers of darkness and |
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dangers Asterix and Obelix |
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And now you must go inside |
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The cave of the beast? And |
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I have no idea, no one |
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Well nice to have known you. |
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Coming Obelix? - Why not? |
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How many then? |
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Watch out there, get down! |
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Hey Asterix... |
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with the birds fly low. |
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We can kept nice and |
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Fifteen all. |
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Excuse me please sir, are |
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Look you might at least |
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Beastly aren't they? |
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If they think they can frighten us, |
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that we fear only one thing frighten us |
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Shhhh! Watch out. |
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What might that be? |
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getting rather fed up, we seem to |
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Come to think of it what is the time? |
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Are you hungry again already? |
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I'm always hungry at twelve |
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You hear me? Absolutely anything |
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Shut up! Listen! |
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The Beast! |
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I hope you will forgive my curiosity, |
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Very tasty, waiter I'd like a drink. |
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We've only got lemonade. |
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Those people seem very odd by Tutatis! |
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They've all been to the |
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The place that sends you mad? |
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Yes and you'll have to go in there |
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What do we have to do in this place? |
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You have to obtain a certain permit |
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I see nothing but a simple |
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Right, a formality, a simple formality |
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All right. Obelix! |
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What is it? |
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If you want to register a galley, you |
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We don't want to register a galley, |
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At the port, it's down at the other |
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We don't want to go to the port, |
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Eh? |
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There's no need to shout, where |
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Apply at window number one, left hand |
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Last door on the right? |
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There is no door on the right! |
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Lets try the door opposite. |
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And who gave you permission |
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We're looking for window number one. |
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Close the door. Impertinent! |
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These stairs are pretty steep. |
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Carry on. |
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This one? |
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Ah this is the plan. |
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Window number one is on the ground |
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What is your business? |
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You have been misdirected, you |
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Next door to this one? |
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You'd better ask at the front desk. |
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Where is window number 2? |
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I don't want the port, I've told you! |
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Someone is trying to work, and |
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I have no idea Mr. Prefect, they |
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We are looking for window 2. |
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Window 2, where exactly |
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Last time anyone saw it, it was on the |
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There you are gentleman, there was |
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We seem to be getting somewhere now. |
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She bought some material from a |
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But how strange, how odd! |
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show off, she can't even afford a slave! |
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She says she preferred to |
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I know her husband's financial situation. |
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Oh can't you see I'm busy, where was I? |
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Oh poor Claudius, you know he worked up |
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Excuse me Miss! |
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Permit number 838! |
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A blue form? No! -How do |
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Where can I get hold of a blue form? |
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I've been there! |
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first gust of wind crashed. |
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Nothing left but some ruins. Still |
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She's at lunch but you could |
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Can't you get it right? |
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Fill in this form then you'll |
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What pink form? |
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permit 838, window 12, second |
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You need the yellow form, window 7 |
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Get the green window 14 on the |
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Get the blue form, window 36, |
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Get the yellow form, window |
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Stop it! |
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Calm down Obelix, Clam down! |
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We will never get out of here Asterix, |
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We will go mad and we'll |
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Not if I know it, it's true the magic |
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I can fight them with their |
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Is this where I get permit 839? |
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Don't you mean permit 838? For 838 you |
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In the new circular B65? Wait |
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Circular B65? |
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Not me, we shall have to find out |
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material not get coordinated. |
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The office has moved to the second floor |
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Yes come on. |
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Circular B65, about permit 839? No. |
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The messenger of new circular or |
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forgotten to let us know. They are on |
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What a new circular? Go to supervisor |
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Where is he? Lets go |
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Calm down, quiet, quiet! |
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I'm very busy just |
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Permit number 838! |
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All right, and kindly leave some |
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Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. |
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Yes Caesar, they have performed |
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Hercules himself would have failed that. |
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Well, I must admit they are remarkable |
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I have 7 special treats in stall for them, |
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We shan't be seeing a little Gaulish |
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of the Roman world! We can |
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Well oh Caesar I guess the |
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Let's see what's next on the list, |
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Walk across that invisible |
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Walk along an invisible thread? |
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Why don't we cross down below it's just |
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Yes but in fact that little |
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Lots of sacred crocodiles, they |
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by the Egyptian head of |
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They are very savage |
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Yes I don't like crocodiles, I |
00:53:06 |
Come on Asterix! |
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Oh all right, I suppose we |
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You start, I'll follow |
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Here we go! |
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Your next tasks is to make |
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A the top you must look for |
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And what do we have to do with |
00:54:58 |
The old man of the mountains |
00:55:03 |
You will have to answer it correctly |
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will be quite fatal, I mean as |
00:55:11 |
Why can't this old man come |
00:55:15 |
Come on don't be a |
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There must be a marvellous |
00:56:53 |
Here I've run out of mountain side. |
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That's because you've got to the |
00:57:10 |
Would you be the old man |
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I am the old man of the mountain, |
00:57:20 |
come to ask for the riddle? |
00:57:23 |
Well I'm glad we haven't been |
00:57:26 |
Come on ask your riddle old man of the |
00:57:31 |
One moment, do you know foolish |
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the right answer, you will be banished |
00:57:42 |
After climbing all this way, not |
00:57:48 |
Come on, the riddle. |
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So be it oh mortals, |
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You ought to take a trip to |
00:58:06 |
Oh you presumptuous mortals, one |
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but there is still time to go back. |
00:58:17 |
Oh go on, ask your riddle. |
00:58:20 |
One of you will have to tell me |
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has been washed with |
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This one, it's silkier, got that. |
00:58:37 |
Yes, you've got it right! Sure enough |
00:58:41 |
Much whiter, the gods do their washing |
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and leaves your hands much softer. |
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Holy Gods did you hear that? This |
00:58:57 |
Holy Gods did you hear that.? |
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All right we can all hear you. |
00:59:08 |
You must admit Olympus really does |
00:59:15 |
Ok we get the idea! |
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Silence, by me! |
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who are doing so well, |
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We're rather short of space as it is. |
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blight our path and to be honest |
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Rome's over there, not far away, but |
01:00:02 |
Spend the night on this |
01:00:07 |
I feel a bit tired after |
01:00:15 |
Yes but I must warn you that all those |
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here before you have died of fear. it |
01:00:26 |
Well good night! If that's |
01:00:31 |
What do you suppose |
01:00:36 |
I don't know and I don't care. |
01:00:40 |
We must be fit and well tomorrow to |
01:00:45 |
Lets go to sleep now. |
01:00:59 |
There's no need to go further, |
01:01:04 |
Are you sure? |
01:01:12 |
Good night Asterix. |
01:01:37 |
Fall in! |
01:01:52 |
Good some Romans! All |
01:01:59 |
Forward march! |
01:02:02 |
Don't make so much noise, |
01:02:23 |
Form a triangle! |
01:02:29 |
A heart! |
01:02:32 |
A diamond A spade! |
01:02:38 |
A cubs |
01:02:41 |
Away! |
01:02:52 |
I'll chop off your head poor mortal, |
01:03:02 |
Trapped on this cursed battle field |
01:03:06 |
of the queen and her men and now at |
01:03:15 |
by making all those who dare to |
01:03:23 |
What's going on around here? |
01:03:27 |
Please Asterix don't be angry, they're |
01:03:32 |
because they got parted by |
01:03:36 |
No you've gone and got it all wrong, |
01:03:41 |
I couldn't care less who you are, |
01:03:44 |
Yes, no do please listen. |
01:03:47 |
We've run a big race, we've been throwing |
01:03:50 |
we've been how to face |
01:03:53 |
Big beasts, crocodiles, we |
01:03:55 |
You can keep your spirits up |
01:03:59 |
I'm sorry you must excuse him. |
01:04:04 |
Oh do listen we're only ghosts! |
01:04:07 |
Quiet! |
01:04:14 |
Get up you are expected. |
01:04:31 |
But where are we? |
01:04:34 |
You're in Rome outside Julius Caesar's |
01:04:38 |
There is something funny going on here. |
01:04:45 |
What does it matter? Come on then |
01:04:52 |
Well here you are in Rome at last. |
01:04:58 |
Caius has told me all about you journey. |
01:05:01 |
Yes oh Caesar, they have |
01:05:06 |
overcome all problems |
01:05:11 |
The Gods have kept you alive, |
01:05:15 |
It is impossible for you |
01:05:18 |
The last task will be the toughest! |
01:05:23 |
Aa well as the other |
01:05:29 |
Here we are everyone. |
01:05:37 |
Ah so this is Rome. |
01:05:42 |
I think the time has come |
01:06:01 |
Geriatrics! |
01:06:10 |
Caesar, the Gauls request an audience. |
01:06:14 |
It's the lads. |
01:06:16 |
Here they are |
01:06:33 |
Say you Gauls! Quiet! |
01:06:41 |
Do you know where you are? |
01:06:50 |
You are all to be slaughtered |
01:06:54 |
And then nothing at all, nothing will |
01:07:24 |
Well then, well then, which one is it? |
01:07:32 |
for the ones with nets, that ones for |
01:07:40 |
in there, this one for the lions. |
01:08:00 |
Caesar's just arrived! |
01:08:04 |
Roll up everyone, it's ready! |
01:08:10 |
It's the magic potion |
01:08:17 |
Will the owner of the cart parked |
01:08:22 |
Quickly cause is causing obstruction! |
01:08:29 |
I hope everything is ready. |
01:08:34 |
unhappy Gauls will have to face the |
01:08:36 |
fiercest of our Gladiators |
01:08:39 |
any survivors, we will have to let out |
01:08:44 |
panthers and bears and elephants the |
01:08:51 |
All right, you can |
01:09:10 |
Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant. |
01:09:11 |
I think we should all get |
01:09:15 |
Good I'm going in first and you all |
01:09:20 |
We've got lots of people watching |
01:09:24 |
And why should you go first? |
01:09:28 |
But we've been doing all |
01:09:32 |
So it's our turn to have some fun now. |
01:09:36 |
Who asked you? |
01:09:38 |
Who said stupid? |
01:09:42 |
See my foot here? |
01:09:44 |
We've been working hard and the stupid |
01:09:49 |
Oh Asterix he called me fatty! |
01:09:53 |
You can let the Gauls out now. |
01:10:10 |
Leave them to me! Leave them to me! |
01:10:15 |
I'll smack your face! |
01:10:19 |
I will! |
01:10:23 |
Oh run away! |
01:10:26 |
Let me have one! let me have one! |
01:10:31 |
Oh hello! |
01:11:03 |
I've won one! |
01:11:06 |
Up here! Up here! |
01:11:51 |
Pass him! Pass him to me! |
01:12:20 |
Ow, I've injured myself! |
01:12:25 |
Jolly good, jolly good, that's right! |
01:12:34 |
Pass it on! |
01:12:38 |
Aw who threw that pie at |
01:12:43 |
Come on! Who did it? |
01:12:48 |
Wild beasts, bring on the wild beasts! |
01:13:36 |
Oh they are making the children laugh! |
01:13:44 |
They ruined the circus! |
01:13:51 |
Stop that! Will you stop! |
01:13:56 |
You Gauls, You performed all 12 tasks |
01:14:02 |
one of the difficult tasks which I |
01:14:06 |
It's no good trying to fight against |
01:14:12 |
I leave my fate and that of |
01:14:38 |
With great magnanimity the Gauls |
01:14:43 |
little country villa to live there |
01:14:47 |
responsibility of the past. |
01:14:49 |
Julius your dinner is ready! |
01:15:06 |
What a really wonderful |
01:15:13 |
As for our friend Caius he was |
01:15:18 |
for his good and faithful service. |
01:15:26 |
And at last, back in Gaul, in the |
01:15:30 |
of the known world, our friends reunited |
01:15:35 |
banquet under the stars. |
01:15:37 |
Have we really become |
01:15:39 |
Lets face it this is only a |
01:15:44 |
Anything goes! |