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00:01:20 So if you'll excuse me,
00:01:21 I'll now be escorting our newly
00:01:23 up to the woman's flat, where we
00:01:26 to this whole unfortunate affair.
00:01:27 Thank you.
00:01:30 Come here any time of any day
00:01:33 Come here when someone's about
00:01:37 What the fuck's all that noise
00:01:39 There's a huge crowd down here.
00:02:00 The woman, Chrissy Long, 26...
00:02:02 is understood to have been standing
00:02:05 Chrissy! Chrissy!
00:02:10 That's Rosey, man.
00:02:12 You stupid fucking sod,
00:02:14 Jesus Christ! Come on... up!
00:02:17 A constable? You've got
00:02:21 What's he saying, you know,
00:02:22 "Look at all the things you've got
00:02:23 You can't just talk these cases
00:02:26 That's why you're here.
00:02:29 Any wonder she wants
00:02:31 Look at the state of this place.
00:02:33 The whole building is condemned...
00:02:37 And that's because they can't find anywhere else to
00:02:42 Just tell her you love her.
00:02:45 She's only 15... and I don't
00:02:48 Aye, I know, but fucking
00:02:51 Fuck her or else you want, man.
00:02:53 She's on holiday though
00:02:55 so I can't tell her, can l?
00:02:57 Rob, look.... I know
00:02:59 but there is no-one better
00:03:01 You're right.
00:03:03 No.
00:03:04 Mike... employed to build
00:03:07 was a tribe of lndians
00:03:09 from a small reservation
00:03:11 Why? Because they have
00:03:13 Me? I'm from a small semi
00:03:15 and I'm shit scared of them!
00:03:34 'Lads, weren't he fucking daft
00:03:37 Jacko, man, she said she didn't mind!
00:03:39 She said I could get off
00:03:41 That's right, like, man.
00:03:43 Aye, ask Hammy, he was there!
00:03:45 Give him a break, man, Jacko.
00:03:46 She's only 15, isn't she?
00:03:47 - I told you that!
00:03:50 Not telling. Well that's like
00:03:54 Just tell her you love her.
00:03:57 She's on holiday
00:04:04 There's people coming in
00:04:06 It must be really cold up there
00:04:30 Hello.
00:04:33 Who the fuck are you?
00:04:38 It's a bit chilly here, isn't it?
00:04:40 Are you gonna jump?
00:04:42 Ma, don't.
00:04:44 Amazing really isn't it, we're not
00:04:47 D'you realize, if we lived on the moon
00:04:50 If we lived on the moon
00:04:52 cos I'd step off here
00:04:55 But right now we're on the earth...
00:05:00 No, no, no, no, no, that's not right,
00:05:03 I'm only here
00:05:05 that only one in 40 suicide attempts
00:05:10 But... she says she's gonna jump!
00:05:12 She... Excuse me,
00:05:16 I can't say right now where or...
00:05:20 He's leaving her.
00:05:23 I can fucking hear that, man.
00:05:24 I think she's gonna go.
00:05:29 No, let us through,
00:05:30 It's all right, it's all right,
00:05:32 Mrs Mulcahy, come through.
00:05:56 Great, still here?
00:05:59 - You know why?
00:06:02 Why you'll fall and puree
00:06:06 Stun me.
00:06:06 - Gravity.
00:06:08 Yup, it's a universal force of
00:06:12 Yeah? Doing fucking wonders
00:06:15 Which, which, of course,
00:06:18 when the apple fell on his head.
00:06:20 Is this it?
00:06:21 Is this the last human voice
00:06:24 You droning on about fucking fruit?
00:06:26 You know what else he discovered?
00:06:29 Are you trying to bore me down?
00:06:31 Calculus.
00:06:33 And cat flaps.
00:06:35 And cloth and cows and...
00:06:41 What?
00:06:43 Well no, actually, no he didn't.
00:06:45 Isaac Newton discovered cat flaps.
00:06:49 Nice one, lke!
00:06:55 Why do you want to die, Chrissy?
00:07:00 Because...
00:07:03 because...
00:07:05 there is no end to this.
00:07:08 There's no end to coming home
00:07:12 have taken me and
00:07:15 our beds, for fuck's sake!
00:07:17 We've tried
00:07:19 but it's getting worse.
00:07:20 It's got to, like...
00:07:22 when I go out now, you know.
00:07:24 I'm more scared of coming home
00:07:25 and finding those bastards here
00:07:30 Fuck!
00:07:33 I don't wanna die.
00:07:37 I just don't wanna live any more.
00:07:41 And it's my choice!
00:07:48 Well, what about your son's life?
00:07:49 Are you gonna kill your son?
00:07:52 Fuck off!
00:07:53 If I go... I'm not leaving Jake
00:07:59 Kill my son.
00:08:01 Fuck off!
00:08:03 Go on, go!
00:08:07 You've been very good.
00:08:11 Mum, don't do it.
00:08:16 Yeah.
00:08:18 Yeah, okay, you're right.
00:08:22 it must be hard to come in now.
00:08:23 It takes a lot of guts to admit
00:08:25 I think it'll take a lot more guts
00:08:27 Absolutely. No, no...
00:08:30 Eskimos, now...
00:08:33 They've got this... this ritual
00:08:38 have to kill the elders.
00:08:40 I know. I mean,
00:08:42 it gets rid of all the old the unwanted,
00:08:46 Are you saying I'm not important?
00:08:49 No, no, you're saying
00:08:51 You're gonna kill yourself.
00:08:53 You're saying I can die cos
00:08:56 Are you gonna jump?
00:09:02 Are you gonna jump?
00:09:10 Chrissy, are you gonna jump?
00:09:13 Or are you gonna come on in?
00:09:32 Go on, Jake. Go on!
00:09:41 Come on, Jake.
00:09:42 There we go. Come on, Jake.
00:09:46 Good boy.
00:09:48 Come here, pet.
00:09:56 Come on. Come on.
00:10:03 Come on.
00:10:26 Come on.
00:10:34 Help, please!
00:10:39 Rob?
00:10:50 Rob?
00:10:54 Watson, Jones, go now!
00:10:57 - Jesus!
00:11:06 All right, Rob.
00:11:30 No.
00:11:41 Come on, that's it.
00:12:10 I have now made it up
00:12:12 where I'm speaking to a neighbour,
00:12:14 Mrs Mulcahy, I understand you
00:12:17 Yes, we are.
00:12:18 - Kevin!
00:12:21 WAVE, Women Against Victimization.
00:12:24 What' we've seen tonight is not surprising...
00:12:26 there's only 10 families left
00:12:28 And most of those are too scared
00:12:31 There's robberies every day.
00:12:32 And most of the crime is committed
00:12:36 Those people are the Graingers...
00:12:38 and then down here we have the Hursts...
00:13:00 Door, you little bastard!
00:13:03 What the fuck was mam playing at?
00:13:06 She's dead now, you know!
00:13:12 So, Janet, what you are saying is
00:13:15 is forcing the under class to react
00:13:18 Well, no, that's not quite
00:14:07 Jimmy! Jimmy! Jimmy!
00:15:21 I dreamt about her last night.
00:15:23 No, really?
00:15:26 Well go and see her later on.
00:15:29 What? That's unethical.
00:15:31 - Ethics? Bollocks!
00:15:35 When was the last time you
00:15:38 Forecast says rain later on.
00:15:39 So why don't you pack up now
00:15:42 I don't mind a bit of rain.
00:15:44 Well I'm off if it rains again.
00:15:46 Listen, Mike, if it hadn't have
00:15:49 I think you'd have had 2 more dead
00:15:52 She was gonna go!
00:15:56 It's just, it's just when it rains
00:15:59 "My perm's gone, I need a bath,
00:16:06 I survive because I do not struggle
00:16:12 I think the general gist of that is...
00:16:14 when it rains wise men pack up
00:16:18 Go and ask her for a date.
00:16:22 And then meet me in the Pike
00:16:24 I bet you have a great time.
00:16:28 Fuck off!
00:16:29 - I haven't said anything yet.
00:16:32 Chrissy, I'm not the police.
00:16:33 I've not been with the force
00:16:35 Then who the fuck are yer?
00:16:36 Well, I occasionally work for them nowadays.
00:16:39 Sort of psychological and cultural consultant.
00:16:42 - I help in hostage situations...
00:16:45 - No, well, I mean...
00:16:49 No, it's more the sociology of the environmental that
00:16:54 - Oh, so you study us like poor people?
00:16:58 Well, tell me, copper...
00:16:59 what would you say if it was
00:17:02 Do you say, "Go on, shoot,
00:17:05 "Jump, I don't understand you
00:17:08 Cos that's what you did to me.
00:17:10 Aye, you may as well've
00:17:13 I'm sorry, all right?
00:17:15 I get, I was scared. I get scared
00:17:19 I shouldn't have even been
00:17:21 But is it so unreasonable to leave
00:17:29 Well, yes!
00:17:31 Cos, like, everyone else
00:17:33 basically you were just looking
00:17:39 Goodbye.
00:17:41 Bye!
00:18:07 Come on, come on, Jake.
00:18:12 Pat!
00:18:18 Rosey, I'm off home.
00:18:21 You'll have to walk up
00:18:25 You'll have to walk up to the next floor,
00:18:30 I'm getting the stairs, Rosey.
00:18:35 Come on you.
00:18:45 Hi ya. You okay?
00:18:48 - Wet.
00:18:51 - You okay, baby?
00:18:54 You're all wet!
00:18:56 - Hey.
00:19:01 Fucking hell, Jan.
00:19:06 When was it, last night?
00:19:09 Not after the radio?
00:19:11 Fucking bastards.
00:19:17 Nearly all our clothes.
00:19:20 And all Jimmy's shoes.
00:19:23 I just can't afford any new ones.
00:19:27 It's getting worse, Rosey.
00:19:31 Look.
00:19:36 He got it this morning.
00:19:38 He just got up and got it...
00:19:41 And old mate from one of the sites,
00:19:44 I swear, Rosey, if it happens again...
00:19:54 - I won't tell you again, Kevin.
00:20:12 Where have you been?
00:20:13 Your mother's waited half an hour
00:20:15 - Where have you been?
00:20:18 I don't want your dinner!
00:20:20 - It's okay, pet, we'll save it.
00:20:25 Because, look, he's banged the door
00:20:39 That's the last time!
00:20:43 Great!
00:20:47 Where have you been?
00:20:50 Look, man, Jimmy.
00:20:52 We won't!
00:20:55 - Where have you been?
00:20:57 I don't care.
00:20:58 - Jimmy.
00:20:59 - Look, we can fix it.
00:21:02 It'll stay there and he'll
00:21:06 And he'll eat his dinner with us.
00:21:07 And he'll get out
00:21:10 Where d'you want me, man?
00:21:12 I want you out the house and earning.
00:21:15 What? Like you?
00:21:33 Kev, man, head on.
00:21:36 Look, they don't stop here.
00:22:00 You all right?
00:22:06 That... bloke.
00:22:10 No... nothing.
00:22:12 You better get yourself back.
00:22:24 He saved your life, Rosey.
00:22:27 Yeah. And what sort of life is it?
00:22:45 - Chrissy, please, just hear me.
00:22:53 Oh jeez, Chrissy, I came to apologize.
00:23:02 Chrissy, I've had enough now.
00:23:25 - This is gonna need something.
00:23:28 - Milk?
00:23:31 Well, it's more of a long-term
00:23:34 I've got some Dettol.
00:23:35 - No, I don't like doing that.
00:23:37 Yeah, but you don't have to live
00:23:43 Listen, Chrissy. I do know
00:23:46 32 months ago and 10 days
00:23:50 26 days after that my wife left me...
00:23:53 because she couldn't stand
00:23:54 that another of her children would
00:23:57 Fuck off!
00:23:59 What's this, a competition to see
00:24:03 Right... well, okay.
00:24:05 When I was 12,
00:24:06 I used to hear me mother's cries
00:24:09 How's that?
00:24:13 What?
00:24:16 I don't want to argue with you.
00:24:20 - Why did you come back here?
00:24:23 Cos you'd hurt yourself.
00:24:25 You came round.
00:24:28 I'm going out!
00:24:30 Going out, that's, that's why
00:24:32 Will you go out with me?
00:24:35 - What?
00:24:39 You know, a meal or something.
00:24:43 Look, I let you in,
00:24:45 I don't need your fucking pity in return!
00:24:48 Pat, where are you going?
00:24:50 Rosey, my girl,
00:24:54 - No, look, you don't understand.
00:24:57 I'm not some single mother
00:25:00 I decided not to marry him because
00:25:03 I could see the difference between a wedding and a
00:25:05 Pat, where are you going?
00:25:08 - I'm buying peas today.
00:25:13 I didn't mean it like that.
00:25:14 - Don't swear in front of the bairn.
00:25:16 Don't swear in front of me kid.
00:25:17 Pat, Pat, not by the stairs, man.
00:25:21 How can you say that?
00:25:21 Every time I come here you
00:25:23 A 'fuck' is not religious, is it?
00:25:25 I don't take the Lord's name,
00:25:28 Pat, you know you can't manage
00:25:31 In the lift this time with me.
00:25:34 Will you stop standing there
00:25:35 as if it stops me shouting at yer.
00:25:37 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
00:25:38 I'm, I'm actually genuinely surprised.
00:25:42 Oh yeah, I was very young
00:25:44 I found him hiding underneath a pew
00:25:47 Except, of course, he wasn't Jesus...
00:25:50 I was a very bored kid
00:25:52 Pat, go on.
00:25:57 Yeah? Are you coming?
00:26:00 To the shop, on a date?
00:26:03 All right.
00:26:05 Only if you let me buy you a milk.
00:26:33 Don't do this.
00:26:49 What the fuck did you do that for?
00:26:51 You better at pushing little
00:26:54 Great looking fucking Madonna
00:26:56 So I give it all the lines, then
00:27:00 Fuck off you wanker!
00:27:03 Aye, but tits and arse,
00:27:04 Tits, arse, fucking legs right up
00:27:07 "So, so, so fuck off you wanker!"
00:27:09 So, I've gans... "aye, tonight
00:27:16 "Thanks to you", man,
00:27:27 Ma, you pressed it this time.
00:27:31 "Tonight I'm a wanker
00:27:33 Do you not get it, Johnny man?
00:27:37 Have you not started
00:27:41 Fuck off, Jacko, I've been wanking
00:27:44 Well you must be fucking tired.
00:27:53 Oh aye... where the fuck
00:27:58 What's that mark there?
00:28:02 - Me dad hit us.
00:28:05 Your dad's a soft shite but...
00:28:11 Nah, that's cos I'd have
00:28:14 I just pushed him and he fell over.
00:28:18 Your mum and dad got
00:28:26 Anyway, she gans... "aye... and you
00:28:35 I, I don't know why like.
00:28:37 I mean it rhymes but it's like crap.
00:28:55 I'm just, sorry, I've got wide feet.
00:29:00 Or grey socks for some reason.
00:29:04 No.
00:29:06 - Rosey, why are we not there yet?
00:29:16 Didn't complete the game card.
00:29:18 Well I can tell you that we actually
00:29:22 - And you didn't win.
00:29:25 Had to tease you there.
00:29:26 But I can now give you a cheque
00:29:29 - Well done, Jason.
00:29:34 It's all right, Rosey...
00:29:38 Chrissy, why does he keep
00:29:40 Rob, after 30 years of building roads
00:29:44 Rosey was my nickname in the factory.
00:29:46 Why?
00:29:48 Because... Well, cos... well, I was the
00:29:51 Well, one day my sister turned up
00:29:55 and someone said we looked
00:29:58 Yeah, but surely that makes
00:30:01 Can't remember her sister's name,
00:30:09 Keep looking at your watch, don't ya?
00:30:11 Yeah. I'm, I'm supposed to
00:30:14 A friend... Right. What time?
00:30:19 That won't tell you when you're
00:30:21 - Good friend is he... she?
00:30:43 - That lift thing hasn't moved in ages.
00:30:47 That's cos it's stuck, man.
00:30:54 - How does he know that?
00:30:56 - Fucking expert, aren't ya!
00:30:59 How the hell like?
00:31:00 Cos me brother taught us
00:31:03 So as you can ride on them and that.
00:31:04 Aye, you can fucking ride on them?
00:31:06 Aye, you can fucking control them,
00:31:08 From right at the top or the lift
00:31:11 Aye, watch this, man.
00:31:15 Me brother... fucking smashed
00:31:18 And the machine doesn't know
00:31:20 The whole lift just crashed.
00:31:24 Jesus.
00:31:25 All right, Jacko, show them
00:31:29 Right, you just flick these switches here.
00:31:34 And that's 'Lucky letters' done
00:31:47 "Out of order"
00:31:53 I'm sorry. Insomnia this time.
00:31:59 It's a bad mix. I've tried everything.
00:32:01 'Better beddy Byes'... which I tried
00:32:07 - Is that a joke?
00:32:10 Which I used to, I used to tell as a joke until l
00:32:15 Because lots of people read books
00:32:17 Lots of people read books about insomnia.
00:32:18 Therefore lots of people must read books about
00:32:21 - And that makes it not funny?
00:32:24 - You analyze everything, don't you?
00:32:28 What's that?
00:32:32 I told ya!
00:32:35 It's moving.
00:32:37 It's not man, it's...
00:32:39 Chrissy, what is it?
00:32:41 Come on, come on!
00:32:48 - Go on like.
00:32:56 Jesus Christ!
00:33:00 All right, lads fucking have it!
00:33:06 Hey, go on, Jacko hit the top.
00:33:09 - Mam!
00:33:17 Kev, man?
00:33:18 - Rosey... Rosey, I'm gonna go.
00:33:23 What is it? What?
00:33:24 Come on, lads.
00:33:27 It's them fucking kids!
00:33:31 Fucking less it, you bastards,
00:33:37 Jesus Christ!
00:33:40 Watch it, Jacko!
00:33:45 Chrissy, he's epileptic!
00:33:48 Jesus Christ!
00:33:50 What are we gonna do?
00:33:53 - Get out the door.
00:34:05 - Get out the doors. Now!
00:34:18 Now!
00:34:25 Fucking aye.
00:34:44 - We've stopped.
00:34:48 No. Go on! Go on!
00:35:04 Hammy!
00:35:16 Fuck that, man.
00:35:36 Shit!
00:35:38 Out me way, man. Get out!
00:35:58 - Help!
00:36:01 - Is there anybody there?
00:36:04 - Roy!
00:36:26 - What we gonna do?
00:36:50 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:00 Come on. Come on.
00:37:05 Just wait a bit longer. Here we...
00:37:13 Jesus!
00:37:15 Well... are you getting out this time?
00:37:17 Well, if this thing moves while I'm up there, I'm
00:37:20 Well that's funny that...
00:37:23 You know, if I was doing something dangerous or
00:37:25 "Don't do that, Christine,
00:37:27 Really?
00:37:28 No, Rob. You're going.
00:37:33 Jesus!
00:37:35 Let me get a grip.
00:37:38 It would be a lot easier if someone
00:37:48 Quick, Chrissy! Chrissy!
00:37:50 Fucking hell, Rob.
00:37:53 Jesus! No, don't. Don't push.
00:37:57 Right. Right.
00:38:04 I'll pull.
00:38:06 - Chrissy...
00:38:08 - I'm tra... I can't breathe. Chrissy!
00:38:11 - I can't...
00:38:12 - I'm gonna die!
00:38:23 - Thanks.
00:38:25 Sorry.
00:38:28 Right, come on.
00:38:29 - What?
00:38:32 What? You still want me to...
00:38:43 Quick! Go!
00:38:48 Chrissy! Chrissy!
00:38:57 Chrissy!
00:39:02 Chrissy!
00:39:05 Yeah, we're okay.
00:39:08 Hang on. I'll go for help!
00:39:13 Hang on!
00:39:18 Come on, come on.
00:39:23 Hello.
00:39:26 Oh, come on, come on!
00:39:31 Do the shopping by yourself,
00:39:35 - You can wear your sodding slippers!
00:39:37 - I've got no bloody shoes!
00:39:41 Fuck off!
00:39:52 Rob, this thing's going!
00:40:00 Yeah, Chrissy! It's okay.
00:40:06 Well, does he mean, us?
00:40:10 I'll be there!
00:40:13 Hang on!
00:40:17 He's a silly man, isn't he?
00:40:33 - I'm level with you now.
00:40:37 I can't seem to... get the...
00:40:40 My hero!
00:40:43 It looks like it needs some kind of
00:40:49 Fucking what?
00:40:53 - Fucking watch.
00:41:01 I'm coming in there, Chrissy.
00:41:03 - You just...
00:41:06 Oh, yeah, Rob, don't worry.
00:41:21 Chrissy!
00:41:24 There's some sort of control unit
00:41:26 Yeah? Well just forget the fucking
00:41:30 and get us out of here.
00:41:42 Right... right...
00:41:56 I'm coming.
00:42:10 No, it's okay, darling.
00:42:12 Chrissy...
00:42:15 did you know that...
00:42:16 there's a tribe of lndians... that...
00:42:22 - Really?
00:42:27 How the fuck do you know
00:42:31 It's, it's a friend who gets
00:42:36 'Believe It or Not' book... Like the kind
00:42:40 Not if one hasn't got a downstairs.
00:42:43 Hey, what the fuck are you doing, eh?
00:42:47 Yeah, don't worry.
00:42:53 Oh, Christ!
00:43:03 Rob. Rob!
00:43:05 Don't be hurt, Rob. Please
00:43:11 Rob!
00:43:17 Oh, shit!
00:43:32 Rob, are you...
00:43:37 - Hey.
00:43:41 It's okay, I'm here.
00:43:44 It's okay.
00:43:50 No, it's not okay. It's not okay.
00:43:53 In fact... All right. Oh, jeez,
00:44:02 you are 'Pot-Hero'.
00:44:06 Just add water...
00:44:09 and say goodbye to
00:44:15 Buy 2... get one...
00:44:35 Okay?
00:44:56 I'm nearly there.
00:44:58 Are you okay, Jake?
00:45:01 - Yes.
00:45:14 Chrissy.
00:45:17 Get to the doors of the lift.
00:45:20 There's room for you all
00:45:22 - Why, why? What's going on?
00:45:34 Right. Hello.
00:45:38 What you doing?
00:45:39 Well why do I have to hand
00:45:41 Because this lift is gonna go!
00:45:45 Well, Pat... Pat's never gonna
00:45:47 Yes he will, Chrissy.
00:45:50 Come on.
00:45:51 Just hand Jake to me, Chrissy.
00:45:59 - Come on!
00:46:02 In a minute, Chrissy.
00:46:11 Come on, Chrissy.
00:46:15 Good boy.
00:46:18 You just sit there.
00:46:22 Now, come on!
00:46:24 - Pat!
00:46:40 Jake.
00:46:43 Go and sit between the lift shafts.
00:46:53 Pat, Pat. Patrick.
00:46:56 - Patrick, Patrick Mulcahy.
00:47:01 He can't hear you.
00:47:03 I'm afraid of doing that.
00:47:09 Rob!
00:47:12 Rob!
00:47:13 I'm shaking him, I'm doing that.
00:47:16 No, no...not that.
00:47:19 What?
00:47:20 There's something happening.
00:47:22 Above us where all the wheels
00:47:31 - Get out of there quick. Quickly.
00:47:35 - Get out now!
00:47:41 Come on!
00:47:42 Look, you're the one who wanted
00:47:45 Look, Pat!
00:47:48 - He's with us. He's back.
00:47:52 Come on! Come on, Pat!
00:47:55 Pat! Come on. Come on.
00:48:01 - Look, I've got to get you up there.
00:48:04 I have to...
00:48:08 - Rob! Get out, now!
00:48:12 I know what you're saying.
00:48:16 - Off you go.
00:48:35 Come on, Pat, quickly.
00:48:40 - I can't push with these legs, son.
00:48:52 It's not okay!
00:48:57 Right, come on.
00:48:59 - Leave him.
00:49:01 Yes, you can. It's going to be
00:49:05 Pat, once more. Two, three...
00:49:09 Pat, push, you bastard.
00:49:16 Rob, please!
00:49:49 Come on you, buck up your ideas.
00:49:52 Now we're gonna chat later
00:49:53 about what you're gonna do
00:50:31 Where the fuck is everyone?
00:50:35 What d'you expect,
00:50:37 The building's empty.
00:50:40 Jesus Christ.
00:50:47 - I'm sorry.
00:50:55 Is Pat all right?
00:51:11 I'm sorry.
00:51:15 I know you are.
00:51:40 You did everything you could, Rob.
00:51:52 Rupert, my son...
00:51:58 he died in my arms.
00:52:01 Not metaphorically,
00:52:06 of asthma. Not breathing.
00:52:14 And for 4 pretty fucking wonderful
00:52:20 and think that there was,
00:52:26 Until one day there was something...
00:52:27 one thing that I couldn't do
00:52:35 And I did everything I could but
00:52:46 And ever since the most
00:52:47 I don't think
00:52:52 that he understood
00:52:56 I loved him.
00:52:58 - Well, did you tell him?
00:53:02 Of course I told him but he,
00:53:07 he was 4, you know?
00:53:12 When I said "l love you", he, he just thought that's
00:53:19 That's what mummy says...
00:53:22 "hey chum, come here".
00:53:26 Wrestled with him.
00:53:31 "hey chum, come here."
00:53:37 It's the words we use.
00:53:40 The words we use.
00:53:44 "You cloth eared cat"...
00:53:48 "Don't do that you cloth eared cat,
00:53:49 or you'll be fucking severed"
00:53:52 Ah, she was funny, me mam.
00:53:54 No, she wasn't funny.
00:53:59 I remember I asked her once,
00:54:00 just once why she put up with
00:54:04 And one day she had enough.
00:54:08 And she killed him!
00:54:11 She killed him and the years
00:54:14 - Just like that!
00:54:18 No, he died of a heart attack at 45.
00:54:20 But it sounded good though, didn't it?
00:54:23 She was never gutsy my mam.
00:54:28 - Did you wanna die, Chrissy?
00:54:36 Don't think I cared really.
00:54:40 No, I don't think right then
00:54:43 that I really gave a damn.
00:54:47 I suppose my life was in your hands.
00:55:04 - Are we going shopping?
00:55:12 But there's no hurry
00:55:15 And then by the time we get back
00:55:21 - Why?
00:55:26 Your dad'll have made us
00:55:39 - Oh, shit.
00:55:44 My reliever.
00:55:48 It must have fallen out of my pocket.
00:55:52 - Is that all?
00:55:55 That thing can be a lifeline.
00:55:59 I'm, I'm not being dramatic on you
00:56:00 but l, l... I can die if I have
00:56:05 A bad attack? Well, what's this?
00:56:07 Well, it's not good.
00:56:11 Well, if I'm wheezing that's okay.
00:56:16 - That's a good thing.
00:56:19 Yeah, if I go quiet... that means
00:56:26 That's a not good thing.
00:56:28 Oh, okay. Well don't worry.
00:56:34 Oh, fucking kids!
00:56:37 This fascination with fire and fear
00:56:42 And we've got little fucking
00:56:45 cos they think it makes them, men.
00:56:46 And grown-up fucking men acting
00:56:50 - Fact... do you want a fact here?
00:56:55 In Madagascar...
00:56:58 do you know what they do
00:57:01 Madawhat?
00:57:04 They have a rite of passage.
00:57:08 You know, like a wedding or a funeral.
00:57:12 And at the, the age of 13 they, they circumcise them.
00:57:19 What, in a hospital?
00:57:20 No, no, no. No, no hospital, n
00:57:23 Just a blade and
00:57:27 And you, do you know what happens
00:57:30 The what?
00:57:31 - The foreskin, after that?
00:57:36 An elder has to eat it
00:57:41 - No!
00:57:43 Oh, fuck off. Did you mate get this
00:57:47 No. No.
00:57:51 I bet the kids wouldn't
00:57:54 We'd just bash them on the cock.
00:58:08 You're dead clever you,
00:58:11 Hey, does that mean
00:58:13 What, here?
00:58:14 Yes. As a kind of... as a reward
00:58:17 No. Fuck right off!
00:58:20 No. I'm not having
00:58:22 All right, I'll tell you what.
00:58:26 I'll suffer with my shoes on,
00:58:30 - Why?
00:58:36 - Right?
00:58:38 I promise. No more. Anything.
00:58:47 Them bloody stairs.
00:58:49 Aye, but you wouldn't catch me
00:58:51 So, why are you always
00:58:53 - Cos I'm his mam, Jim. Watch it!
00:58:58 It's wet!
00:59:00 And Kevin's not bad, he just needs
00:59:03 He's gotta get work, Jan.
00:59:05 Stop being like a kid.
00:59:09 Aye well, the way things are
00:59:11 being a man just seems
00:59:13 And you're doing the fucking
00:59:15 so I wouldn't make too much of it,
00:59:17 - So what do we do now?
00:59:21 Someone's got to come.
00:59:26 - Where's your watch?
00:59:38 I bet you're glad you came
00:59:43 If we get out of this...
00:59:46 will you
00:59:49 At ground level.
00:59:53 Rob man.
00:59:55 We're not even opposites
00:59:58 We're like, completely different concepts, like.
01:00:04 You can't bring 2 things together
01:00:09 Of course you can. Have you never
01:00:14 You know, Mr Bird and Mrs Bee
01:00:20 well they... and this is
01:00:22 No, Rob, this is
01:00:31 Is this really why kept
01:00:36 To ask us out?
01:00:42 I can't say really, you were
01:00:50 You know, I wanted to be
01:00:57 Climbing up the tower.
01:01:03 You know, yeah, your knight,
01:01:11 Well, wounded king.
01:01:17 Listen.
01:01:20 - What I can't hear anything.
01:01:26 It's quiet.
01:01:29 In my throat, it's quiet.
01:01:31 What does that mean?
01:01:33 Oh fuck, don't worry me like this.
01:01:35 It means...
01:01:38 that I should be
01:01:40 A what? What the fuck is that?
01:01:41 It, it, a hospital. It's just a hospital.
01:01:43 Well how?
01:01:48 What you doing? What, what,
01:01:53 Right. I'm gonna get on
01:01:55 I'll use that control thingy to
01:01:58 No, no, no, no, no you're not.
01:02:00 Yes. If the alternative is
01:02:05 Yeah, you're right.
01:02:09 No, you got a much more
01:02:13 Look after Jake.
01:02:22 Okay, all right.
01:02:42 Mum.
01:02:45 Okay, darling.
01:02:49 I'm gonna be talking
01:03:05 - Jake.
01:03:07 There was once a little cornflake
01:03:14 Because he only had one lung.
01:03:16 And so cornflakes being
01:03:22 they are sent him to the bottom of
01:03:30 And so the little cornflake
01:03:33 Go up to the top of the packet...
01:03:36 but just as he got
01:03:39 some sod took the packet off
01:03:49 And the little cornflake
01:03:52 He was very, very out of breath.
01:03:53 He didn't know
01:03:57 And then just as he got to the top
01:04:02 they unloaded the shopping
01:04:06 Oh, the little cornflake,
01:04:10 But he kept on climbing,
01:04:14 someone, someone took him
01:04:20 and all the cornflakes started
01:04:24 And I'll have to tell you the rest
01:04:34 Fuck!
01:04:39 Fuck, that hurts!
01:04:41 - What have you done?
01:04:46 I can't move,
01:04:49 move my hand.
01:04:52 - Rob, you'll have to help me!
01:04:59 Rob. Please get me out of this.
01:05:08 Okay. Okay, we're gonna try.
01:05:12 We've had reports of a fire
01:05:16 Smoke has been spotted on the roof.
01:05:18 The Fire Brigade have been alerted.
01:05:22 3461 I'm nearby.
01:05:25 Okay, just hold on. Hold on.
01:05:29 No, no, no, don't squeeze.
01:05:33 - Hurry up!
01:05:36 Ready? Steady.
01:05:44 Okay. All right,
01:05:49 Just hold on tight, son.
01:05:51 - I'm coming, mum.
01:05:55 It's okay.
01:05:57 Are you holing on tight, son?
01:05:59 You just hold on tight
01:06:01 - Mum!
01:06:11 All free vehicles this is
01:06:18 You hold on tight, son.
01:06:36 You're nearly there.
01:06:44 Oh, shit.
01:06:46 - Oh, shit.
01:06:48 It's loosening.
01:06:49 - It's coming undone.
01:06:57 Jake, hold on. Hold on!
01:06:59 - Jake. Jake!
01:07:02 Hold on, Jake!
01:07:06 - Jake!
01:07:09 - Chrissy, he's gonna drop!
01:07:12 Chrissy!
01:07:15 He's gonna drop!
01:07:18 - Jake, hold on!
01:07:20 He's gonna drop!
01:07:35 Rob, if this lift goes too far,
01:07:39 No, stay!
01:07:43 - I'll stop the lift!
01:07:46 We're gonna die! Stop!
01:07:51 I'll call to 13.
01:07:56 Just hang on!
01:07:59 Who's there?
01:08:03 Hang on!
01:08:08 Hang on!
01:08:10 I'm nearly there.
01:08:18 Rob! Rob, you can't,
01:08:22 Rob, Rob, is that you?
01:08:24 Stop. Stop. Stop.
01:08:27 Rob, are you there?
01:08:30 - Oh, Jesus, it is.
01:08:36 Stop!
01:08:46 I don't see how I can, Rob!
01:08:52 Hello!
01:08:56 Stop!
01:09:01 Stop!
01:09:11 No!
01:09:13 Oh, come on.
01:09:32 Jake.
01:09:56 I don't know, love, they want
01:09:59 For a night? Well, I'm gonna go and
01:10:04 No, no, no, no.
01:10:05 We'll send somebody up there if you
01:10:08 No, no you won't!
01:10:17 Oh, shit!
01:10:22 Hold him a minute.
01:10:24 Jan. Jan.
01:10:28 Jan.
01:10:30 Miss Long.
01:10:32 - Jesus, Rosey, are you all right?
01:10:38 He's dead. I'm sorry, pet.
01:10:42 Oh, Jesus. Jesus.
01:11:06 - What happened?
01:11:14 Apparently there was some
01:11:17 The lift?
01:11:18 The lift. Yeah.
01:11:20 Where it actually started
01:11:23 - Miss Long.
01:11:37 All right?
01:11:39 Oh God, yeah. This is a nebulizer.
01:11:44 - Miss Long? We're setting off now.
01:11:52 So, who saved whose life this time?
01:11:55 Well I think, Mike saved us both.
01:12:04 So? So... do we say we had fun
01:12:11 or do we embarrass ourselves
01:12:15 Yeah, it was fun.
01:12:17 No, Rob. It wasn't.
01:12:25 I think he wants us to go.
01:12:27 - Where?
01:12:29 Right.
01:12:33 - Bye.
01:12:39 - I'll see ya.
01:12:50 Right.
01:12:52 I'm gonna get some clothes you can
01:12:57 Jake, be a good boy.
01:13:00 Sam, go with her, will you?
01:13:05 Bloody woman.
01:13:49 Come in if you're coming.
01:14:56 Oh, they're beautiful.
01:14:59 From my husband...
01:15:02 Today?
01:15:04 - Yes.
01:15:07 No, no, that you're in here. Not bad
01:15:12 - No, congratulations.
01:15:18 10 years of marriage, eh?
01:15:23 I mean a wedding is such an important
01:15:27 I mean it's not... as dramatic as,
01:15:32 Oh, no, no. Hi.
01:15:38 You okay?
01:15:53 - Who did it?
01:16:01 Who killed him?
01:16:04 No one.
01:16:06 They said that Rosey did
01:16:08 - The poor thing's in hospital herself.
01:16:22 What's happened?
01:16:26 You granddad died today, son.
01:16:36 Is he...
01:16:50 I'll just...
01:16:59 - We should move this picture now.
01:17:04 Get a new one of just us three.
01:17:07 The police think that he was in a lift
01:17:12 And there was a fire
01:17:14 Rosey managed to get out.
01:17:16 Your granddad got stuck in...
01:17:25 Shall we go up and use your
01:18:19 Oh, Christ!
01:18:21 - What?
01:18:25 - Mam, I've got to...
01:18:27 - But, mam, I have to tell you something.
01:18:53 I know, but granddad's
01:18:55 He knows he's not in hospital.
01:18:56 I know, but that's where
01:18:58 Mam, please stop,
01:19:00 Shut up, Kevin,
01:19:02 Mam, it was me, I did it.
01:19:04 - Mam!
01:19:07 It was me.
01:19:11 I started the fire.
01:19:14 I didn't mean it, it was...
01:20:39 Excuse me, miss... Excuse me.
01:20:44 He's a copper.
01:20:48 Inspector Emson here.
01:20:52 Hold it.
01:21:48 Hello. Are you going
01:21:55 Rosey...
01:21:59 Tell him to leave us alone.
01:22:02 This is Jimmy, Pat's son.
01:22:06 Jimmy, Rob.
01:22:11 with a few other ailments.
01:22:16 I like fishing. I like reading.
01:22:19 And trying to remember things
01:22:25 I was responsible,
01:22:29 of Patrick Mulcahy.
01:22:30 - Rob, you're wrong.
01:22:35 Jimmy, I'll tell you this.
01:22:37 it took guts to admit you were wrong.
01:22:40 Sometimes it takes guts
01:22:51 Jimmy, point the gun at me.
01:22:53 Jimmy!
01:22:59 Look, Jim, before we go
01:23:02 I've done all this before.
01:23:03 Okay, and you know what's the best solution in these
01:23:06 Is just to wait. Wait.
01:23:13 So, that's what we do.
01:23:19 Now, so I'm told,
01:23:22 end in surrender
01:23:41 I fancy some fish and chips, me, eh?
01:23:45 Away...
01:23:55 Well, what shall we
01:23:59 I could ask you things like
01:24:03 But I tend to find that,
01:24:05 you think about the reasons
01:24:08 And, as I'm sure you understand
01:24:10 they're not the things that we would
01:24:15 And hopefully out of just chatting
01:24:22 - Are you going to shoot?
01:24:25 The principle behind this,
01:24:34 Let's put the gun down and talk.
01:24:42 Let's just put the gun down.
01:24:45 Rob, will you just fuck off
01:24:51 Did you tell me to fuck off again?
01:24:52 - Those were the words I used.
01:24:55 Jim. Jimmy,
01:24:58 Chrissy, will you just tell me
01:25:01 Because I cannot keep coming
01:25:04 You do though, don't you?
01:25:08 Yeah, and it's not because I pity you
01:25:13 It's because, Chrissy
01:25:16 I, me... have actually found somebody
01:25:20 who I think that I might spend
01:25:26 - Why?
01:25:30 Okay, you're right, I analyse everything.
01:25:33 But I haven't actually analysed
01:25:36 But I know I'm right because you,
01:25:37 you, for years you can look and
01:25:40 it's not till you sit down, you wait,
01:25:41 you look around... you realize
01:25:49 Oh, shit!
01:25:54 All I know, Chrissy, is that I've
01:25:57 something... something you don't
01:26:02 When you're called out to a crisis
01:26:03 and you'd rather be watching
01:26:12 All I really want to say is...
01:26:17 will you go on a proper date with me?
01:26:24 and perhaps sore bees, perhaps.
01:26:36 Chrissy.
01:26:39 Yeah.
01:26:42 - Hey, come here, chum. Come here.
01:27:01 - Hi.
01:27:07 You okay?
01:27:09 Me? Yeah, yeah. Cos...
01:27:13 - Really?
01:27:16 Sounded good though, didn't it?
01:27:20 - Fuck off!
01:27:42 - Jackie.
01:27:44 Roseanne's sister, Jackie.
01:27:47 - Oh, Rob man.
01:27:49 - Just shut up and come here.