Drillbit Taylor

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00:00:15 Please enjoy the music
00:00:28 - Hello?
00:00:30 - About what?
00:00:32 It's our first day of high school.
00:00:34 If we want to be popular,
00:00:37 Calm your proactive ass down.
00:00:39 Saying you want to be popular
00:00:43 I'm gonna get a girlfriend.
00:00:45 Anything's possible, Wade.
00:00:48 Just don't be needy.
00:00:49 You got to let it come to you.
00:00:51 From now on,
00:00:56 Call me T-Dog.
00:00:59 - T-Dog?
00:01:01 - What does the "T" stand for?
00:01:04 - But it sounds better than R-Dog.
00:01:06 You know, like, if a hot girl
00:01:09 "Hey, have you met T-Dog?
00:01:13 "Man, that T-Dog is crazy!"
00:01:15 That sounds like a guy
00:01:18 - Hey, do I need a nickname?
00:01:22 That was last year.
00:01:25 All right, name one part of your body
00:01:28 Name one part of your body
00:01:30 I'm not trying to offend you.
00:01:32 I'm just saying you shot up too fast
00:01:34 Oh, yeah? Well, you're too fat
00:01:37 - You wanna go there?
00:01:39 It's just, I want things to go well,
00:01:41 - Sorry I said you're freakishly skinny.
00:01:44 You just are.
00:01:46 Hey, go to sleep!
00:01:49 - What are you, crazy?
00:01:50 - Is that your stepdad?
00:01:51 - Give me that phone! Give it!
00:01:52 You're in high school now.
00:01:55 Go to sleep.
00:01:58 How about some
00:02:00 It's like a nerd paradise.
00:02:28 Time to make the donuts.
00:02:34 Hoo-rah!
00:02:38 Touchdown!
00:02:40 We won! We won the game!
00:02:43 - Get out of my room!
00:02:45 He's not my dad. He's your dad.
00:02:46 Fine, the guy who does your mom
00:02:48 - Just leave!
00:02:53 Morning, sunshine. First day of school.
00:02:58 - Mom!
00:03:00 Since when did you start
00:03:02 I'm in high school now,
00:03:05 I don't like elastic squeezing
00:03:07 Okay.
00:03:10 Hey! What are you doing
00:03:13 Dawn? Rachel, that's right.
00:03:17 Put your hands up
00:03:19 I'm the best white rapper
00:03:25 A hair!
00:03:34 - Oh, my God!
00:03:35 Thank you, ladies!
00:03:42 What's up, winners? You stoked?
00:03:44 - Yeah.
00:03:45 All right. Who's a winner?
00:03:46 - I am!
00:03:47 Morning!
00:03:50 - Look at you, with your magic stick.
00:03:52 Magic is stupid.
00:03:55 No, no, honey.
00:03:56 - Mom!
00:03:58 You forgot the sausages!
00:04:00 - I'll get the sausages.
00:04:04 All right, I'll get the sausages.
00:04:06 Excuse me, listen,
00:04:08 My family and I, we just ran out of gas
00:04:10 and we're trying to get to the kids
00:04:13 And, I, like an idiot forgot my wallet.
00:04:15 - Your legs work okay?
00:04:18 You should walk somewhere
00:04:20 - Harold...
00:04:22 That's what I have, a job.
00:04:24 We'll get to SeaWorld
00:04:26 We're on our way to church.
00:04:29 Thank you. Have a great day.
00:04:31 - Can you help out a veteran?
00:04:33 - Get away from the car.
00:04:36 Get away!
00:04:37 - What's your name?
00:04:39 Listen, Drillbit, I wasn't born yesterday.
00:04:40 I don't want you using this on
00:04:45 - You got my word on it.
00:04:49 - I'm gonna write "not for pot" on there.
00:04:51 Yeah. "Not for pot."
00:04:54 You're gonna feel pretty silly if you try
00:04:58 Remember, put your best foot forward.
00:04:59 People decide what they think about you
00:05:02 So, let me smell your breath.
00:05:05 Minty.
00:05:06 - You swipe on some deodorant?
00:05:08 - You dust the nuts?
00:05:13 I'll never get tired of that one, Dad.
00:05:15 You know, you should hit the weights
00:05:17 - I'll pass.
00:05:19 We'll beef you up. Look at these guys.
00:05:22 Give him a crab.
00:05:25 Worship the sun.
00:05:27 - Yeah, look at these guys.
00:05:29 Not in my house!
00:05:31 - Have a great day.
00:05:33 I love you, too.
00:05:41 - So what'd your dad say?
00:05:44 Wow, great parenting.
00:05:46 I don't know how
00:05:48 - Sorry.
00:05:51 - He's a piece of shit, anyway.
00:05:57 - Enchanté.
00:06:01 You got room for two
00:06:04 I am in a rush now. But I hostess up
00:06:07 So if you get up there just, you know,
00:06:10 - Thanks, Jessica.
00:06:12 'Cause our chef, Louis,
00:06:14 So he'll set you up with
00:06:20 - You're late today.
00:06:23 - You get a job.
00:06:26 - How're you doing, Mrs. Lampanelli?
00:06:29 - You look beautiful today.
00:06:33 - Go on, get out of here, you nut!
00:06:35 And don't spend it on food. Porn only!
00:06:43 First day of high school.
00:06:45 - It's kind of scary.
00:06:49 Sure, last year we were the oldest
00:06:53 but now we'll probably have to sit
00:06:58 We'll be all right.
00:07:00 You have to have a proactive attitude
00:07:05 People decide what they think of you
00:07:13 I think you're a dork.
00:07:17 Oh, Wade.
00:07:18 - Oh, no.
00:07:20 We can't start high school like this.
00:07:21 You got to be shitting me. Come on.
00:07:24 - Please, am I dreaming here?
00:07:26 We're never allowed
00:07:28 Whoever sees it first gets to buy it.
00:07:30 You guys should wear
00:07:33 See? We both look like dorks.
00:07:35 No! I'm the one who was
00:07:37 Wade, I run the mile in 21 minutes!
00:07:41 How fast do you think I can go?
00:07:45 - Go! Hurry!
00:07:50 Wade, bus!
00:07:53 - Perfect!
00:07:55 What a way to start high school, huh?
00:08:02 Let me guess.
00:08:04 - Losers!
00:08:06 We're dead.
00:08:15 First day of our high school careers.
00:08:19 All right, let's light this fuse
00:08:23 - Let's go, man.
00:08:26 Are you guys part of a bowling team?
00:08:36 Last one.
00:08:38 Hey, at least it'll be easy
00:08:40 Yeah. I'll just look
00:08:49 - Come on!
00:08:51 to get it to work.
00:08:55 Thank you.
00:09:02 No, wait! Wait!
00:09:04 - What are you guys doing? Guys!
00:09:06 - No, thanks.
00:09:07 - Get out of the way!
00:09:09 - Here we go.
00:09:11 - That's for my books!
00:09:13 - In there.
00:09:14 - Get in there!
00:09:16 - This isn't my locker! Please!
00:09:19 At least we know we're not
00:09:21 - Please, please, please!
00:09:22 It's survival of the fittest.
00:09:24 I've got to say something.
00:09:26 Say something? It's hilarious.
00:09:29 - That's not funny.
00:09:31 This is the dumbest thing
00:09:32 - Help! Please!
00:09:43 - I mean, you don't have to, but...
00:09:48 You need to keep your big mouth shut.
00:09:50 Yeah, that's what
00:09:55 - Hey!
00:09:58 Hey, check this out.
00:10:01 Oh, my God.
00:10:02 Yo, Ron, these bitches
00:10:05 Let's make them
00:10:06 Sounds good. Yeah.
00:10:09 The fat one here, the skinny one there,
00:10:15 There.
00:10:18 You better keep that shit on,
00:10:19 'cause if I see you trying to take it off,
00:10:21 And you know what happens
00:10:24 'Cause you're Siamese queers, bitches!
00:10:33 That's very cute.
00:10:35 You look like those Velcro monkeys
00:10:40 How was school, Wade?
00:10:42 We made so many friends,
00:10:44 - Great! You got to be in it to win it.
00:10:47 Great.
00:10:49 Yeah!
00:10:52 - Yeah.
00:10:54 Oh, it was great.
00:10:56 It was the shirt, right?
00:11:01 Hey! What are you doing?
00:11:04 This is city property.
00:11:05 Nobody's supposed to be
00:11:07 Your stuff's in the dumpster
00:11:09 That's where I eat! You don't put
00:11:13 - My taxes pay for your salary.
00:11:16 - You don't even have a job.
00:11:19 That I don't have good health care?
00:11:23 Where's the compassion?
00:11:27 - Compassion?
00:11:29 You wanna know
00:11:31 The homeless who are mentally ill,
00:11:35 Buddy, you're just a jackass.
00:11:37 Oh, guy hits a little bit of bump
00:11:40 Maybe I should go smoke some crack
00:11:43 - Go back to the Village People!
00:11:46 Damn!
00:11:48 All right, today is the first day
00:11:52 Yes, it is.
00:12:01 There she is.
00:12:03 That's the girl who came up to me
00:12:07 - Well, make your move.
00:12:23 All right, thanks for signing up.
00:12:27 How're you doing?
00:12:30 Is this your first time signing up
00:12:32 - Yeah, it is. Okay, bye.
00:12:39 What'd you sign up for?
00:12:41 - Photography and Asian Heritage.
00:12:46 - I like your commitment.
00:12:47 - I like it a lot.
00:12:51 - Hi.
00:12:54 Oh, God.
00:12:57 Guys, why aren't you wearing them?
00:13:00 - Why are you talking to us?
00:13:03 for helping me out yesterday and all.
00:13:05 You guys are definitely the type of
00:13:07 - Yeah.
00:13:10 - Hi.
00:13:12 T-Dog? Dude,
00:13:15 Hey, can you guys give me a nickname?
00:13:17 We need to ditch this guy.
00:13:19 Once you feed him,
00:13:21 Hey, no secrets, T-Dog.
00:13:23 I'm off to U.S. History.
00:13:24 - U.S. History.
00:13:26 The Siamese queers had a baby.
00:13:28 I guess that makes them triplets,
00:13:31 Well, actually,
00:13:34 You see, they'd be my parents,
00:13:36 Don't get smart with me.
00:13:37 I said you're triplets and I think that
00:13:41 - and be triplets.
00:13:43 You know what? Emmit, shut up.
00:13:46 Look, you really have to
00:13:49 Come on, give us a break.
00:13:52 Hey, I like this kid. Yeah.
00:13:55 Double Stuf's got an attitude.
00:14:00 Yeah. We have to do this shit
00:14:04 This school is boring.
00:14:07 Watching you freak out amuses me.
00:14:11 And, yeah, it's just the second day
00:14:14 It's gonna keep coming
00:14:25 Party time!
00:14:26 - Stop peeing on me!
00:14:35 He pissed himself. What a loser.
00:14:47 Help.
00:14:50 Help me!
00:14:54 - Is that Mario Lopez, dude?
00:15:01 Take his pants off! Pants off!
00:15:20 - Up, down, up...
00:15:31 No! Please, don't! No! Don't!
00:15:40 Bernie?
00:15:45 - Come on, give me one match, here.
00:15:47 - All I need is one.
00:15:48 - Will you just give up?
00:15:51 God, I can't even get one card!
00:15:55 State of California just robbed me, Don.
00:16:01 You'd think... Where's my quarter?
00:16:04 - You're always looking at me.
00:16:06 - is that the castle or is that a rook?
00:16:09 No, I didn't take your quarter, Drillbit.
00:16:11 Not my fault you can't keep track
00:16:14 I don't know why you're spending all
00:16:16 You're unbelievable.
00:16:19 You know,
00:16:21 Rich people don't like us,
00:16:24 and the tourists are scared of us.
00:16:26 - When they see Bernie, they're terrified.
00:16:28 They're not scared of me, I'm sexy.
00:16:31 - Sanitizer?
00:16:33 Yeah. Thanks, man.
00:16:35 I just get... I'm like a bird.
00:16:40 I'd like to go to Canada.
00:16:42 What was it last year? I think it was,
00:16:44 - "I was gonna go to Iceland."
00:16:46 - No, no.
00:16:47 Yeah, but the thing about Canada,
00:16:50 - That's right.
00:16:52 - to take the land.
00:16:53 Yeah. Lookit, man,
00:16:56 They don't lock the doors,
00:16:59 And what about
00:17:01 Does that sound like
00:17:04 Yeah, that's not too bad.
00:17:06 Okay, now, man, check this out.
00:17:07 One-way flight to Canada, $287.
00:17:10 You got to throw in 50 bucks for bribing,
00:17:13 - the Federales, the...
00:17:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Mounties.
00:17:17 Another...
00:17:20 So we're talking $387 and it's a new
00:17:25 I dig it, man. Follow the dream.
00:17:28 How you gonna come up
00:17:30 Get a job.
00:17:31 I was an Army Ranger.
00:17:34 Watch this kid play Hendrix.
00:17:37 Oh, yeah, there he goes.
00:17:38 Yeah, I like how he looks
00:17:43 Yeah! I'm gonna give him a buck.
00:17:45 - I'll give him a couple bucks.
00:17:48 Give me a buck!
00:18:06 Why is he in my house?
00:18:07 Are we trying to attract
00:18:11 I'm here because
00:18:13 Because I'm your friend now.
00:18:16 This fantasy land you live in,
00:18:19 Stop picking on him, all right?
00:18:22 I don't want him to be our guy.
00:18:24 Well, the good news is, I think I found
00:18:28 - Kill Emmit?
00:18:30 This might sound stupid,
00:18:33 and there's a bunch of sites where
00:18:37 - What do you mean by bodyguard?
00:18:41 A bodyguard? Wade,
00:18:45 We should just be men
00:18:47 Are you serious?
00:18:50 Of course not. I've never been in a fight.
00:18:53 Have you seen those
00:18:56 Kids are brutal.
00:19:00 He gave us an earthquake
00:19:03 He shoved me in a locker.
00:19:05 And he put my head in his shirt
00:19:12 How's that funny?
00:19:14 It's not funny. It's just, it's rare that,
00:19:17 you know,
00:19:18 Siamese queers.
00:19:24 - What would you like me to do?
00:19:29 So are they pretty much free to say
00:19:31 Or am I allowed to defend myself?
00:19:34 Oh, no. Principal Doppler,
00:19:38 In this country, we give the accused
00:19:42 Terry, come over here for a second,
00:19:44 Now we've known each other for...
00:19:46 - What's your take on this?
00:19:50 Be polite! There you go.
00:19:53 - Wade.
00:19:54 Hey, T-Dog. Give me a pound.
00:19:58 Yeah. Principal Doppler, sir,
00:20:01 about starting this new school year.
00:20:04 Who knows?
00:20:09 but I'm sorry.
00:20:11 I really am.
00:20:13 You know, I appreciate you taking
00:20:16 - He doesn't mean it!
00:20:18 - Now.
00:20:21 Well, not in this country, anyway.
00:20:24 - He's an emancipated minor.
00:20:27 It means he's legally an adult.
00:20:29 He answers to no one.
00:20:32 He's above the law.
00:20:36 - What a nightmare, huh?
00:20:39 Oh, crap.
00:20:42 Oh, no.
00:20:44 - Run.
00:20:47 - Run! Go, go!
00:20:49 Wait for me!
00:21:09 Go, go!
00:21:15 - Do you think he sees us?
00:21:29 Open the door! Open the door!
00:21:31 What do they want?
00:21:32 Just keep driving, Mom.
00:21:42 Let's go, let's go!
00:22:02 Have you guys lost your mind?
00:22:06 Go, go, come on!
00:22:11 - Come on.
00:22:13 - Run! Run!
00:22:16 Get them, baby!
00:22:22 There! The garage!
00:22:46 You gonna rat on me, boys?
00:22:48 Try to get my parents involved
00:22:52 Now I have to make it my mission
00:22:56 Hey! You kids get the hell off
00:22:59 I'm gonna give you three seconds,
00:23:02 - No!
00:23:05 - Please don't!
00:23:08 One! Two! Three!
00:23:15 - Go! Go!
00:23:29 Charles, chai latte up.
00:23:31 - Hey! Get off my computer!
00:23:34 Come on.
00:23:38 If this doesn't work,
00:23:40 When it works,
00:23:43 How are we gonna know
00:23:57 Have you ever done
00:23:59 I worked for the hardest gangstas
00:24:02 Kee Lo-Lo, Chenobee.
00:24:05 Hell, I still work for Tupac,
00:24:09 I am Israeli Military Secret Service
00:24:13 So when I kill this kid,
00:24:16 - or do you want him to suffer?
00:24:21 If you hire Tiger's Protection Services,
00:24:23 not only do you get the Tiger,
00:24:25 but you get the protection
00:24:31 Do you like hip-hop?
00:24:32 What the hell you implying
00:24:33 'Cause I'm dressed this way?
00:24:36 That's the kind of music I like. Alabama.
00:24:40 Some Brooks and Dunn.
00:24:46 Kids hiring a bodyguard
00:24:48 Stupidest thing I ever heard.
00:24:50 Back in my day, if a kid was getting
00:24:53 Pick somebody, anybody.
00:24:56 right here, right now, and then you can
00:25:02 How about you, lady?
00:25:03 I'll kick your ass right now!
00:25:07 - Yeah!
00:25:10 You want an ass kicking?
00:25:19 What do you do
00:25:21 I work at Raging Waters.
00:25:23 I sense great hesitation.
00:25:28 I'm going to borrow this.
00:25:30 - Please don't do that.
00:25:35 - $2,100 a week.
00:25:37 We're hoping you'd say, like,
00:25:42 - Not interested.
00:25:44 I can't help you. No one can help you!
00:25:54 - Susan, your double espresso's up.
00:26:11 I'm Drillbit Taylor.
00:26:18 U.S. Army Ranger, black ops operative,
00:26:23 - improvised weapons expert.
00:26:27 I was discharged.
00:26:33 Yeah. They call it an army of one
00:26:39 Unless they mean the whole army
00:26:43 But they certainly don't want one man
00:26:45 like an army of one,
00:26:49 As a bodyguard
00:26:53 Bobby Brown, Sylvester Stallone...
00:26:58 So what's the story?
00:27:00 It should be easy for you.
00:27:04 Yeah. Run into a few of those in my life.
00:27:08 - What'd you do to provoke him?
00:27:11 - and I'm awesome.
00:27:14 By "awesome" do you mean
00:27:18 Yeah.
00:27:21 Yeah.
00:27:22 - So how do we know you're legit?
00:27:27 I'm not gonna bite.
00:27:31 I want you to look at my eyes.
00:27:34 Take a good look.
00:27:37 Come here! What do you see?
00:27:43 - What the hell have you seen?
00:27:47 These eyes have seen
00:27:52 That's my evidence.
00:27:54 That's how you know if a guy's legit.
00:27:59 I've seen things you wouldn't believe.
00:28:01 I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark
00:28:05 Isn't that Blade Runner?
00:28:08 Look closely 'cause it's all in there.
00:28:13 Boo!
00:28:18 So, how much do you charge?
00:28:21 $387 a week.
00:28:25 - One second.
00:28:27 I'm not even sure if I'm available.
00:28:29 - He's good.
00:28:31 You know, we might be able
00:28:34 But right now, we've only got $83.
00:28:39 Okay, well, give me that now
00:28:46 You know what this is?
00:28:49 It's a wing.
00:28:51 And you're under it.
00:28:56 Okay, here's the mission plan.
00:28:58 Using my expertise at stealthy
00:29:02 where I will watch over you
00:29:06 Careful.
00:29:08 Like the good Lord,
00:29:11 so you're not always gonna see me,
00:29:13 Especially when you don't see me.
00:29:15 But first, I'm gonna need some supplies.
00:29:17 - I want to go in and get...
00:29:19 Maybe.
00:29:20 But a lot of stuff, I'll just get from
00:29:23 You'd be surprised.
00:29:24 Anything can be turned into
00:29:27 - Even a puppy?
00:29:29 Germans used them in World War I.
00:29:35 They'd attach dynamite to them.
00:29:39 - Now, listen. One thing that...
00:29:42 Wow.
00:29:43 - We can go in. Nobody's home.
00:29:49 - Soldiers? Cool. You hear that, T-Dog?
00:29:53 Officers first!
00:29:57 You, get me a bowl of cereal.
00:30:09 - Okay, this I'm gonna need. Right here.
00:30:12 You take that,
00:30:14 At ease, Casper!
00:30:16 Okay. Observe its momentary
00:30:20 Bang! You're defenseless.
00:30:23 Silver alloy,
00:30:26 Probably stop an armor-piercing bullet
00:30:29 You don't really think
00:30:31 You tell me.
00:30:33 Filkins is a whack job.
00:30:36 - He's a menace.
00:30:40 He once cut a kid's arm off
00:30:43 - Bladed weaponry?
00:30:45 Okay. I'm not gonna take any chances.
00:30:49 Okay, now this will be good
00:30:53 This is good.
00:30:54 You take the guts out of this
00:30:57 I think we can use this as a...
00:31:00 I think I'll wear it on my wrist, possibly.
00:31:02 You think you might need this?
00:31:05 This piece of crap's not worth anything.
00:31:09 As a weapon. It's too obvious.
00:31:11 Testing, one, two. Mister Taylor?
00:31:13 - Testing, one, two.
00:31:16 Guys, you got to go far back!
00:31:18 Testing, testing, one, two.
00:31:23 - They work pretty good.
00:31:25 - Yeah.
00:31:26 - They get a little staticky, though...
00:31:27 ...I think, some places in the house.
00:31:29 Why you need all this stuff for?
00:31:30 I thought we were gonna give
00:31:32 I am gonna beat him down,
00:31:33 but sometimes
00:31:35 then they get a little, you know...
00:31:37 I'm home!
00:31:40 - Go! Go! Mom! Mom!
00:31:42 - Exit! Exit!
00:31:44 Just 'cause you don't see me
00:31:45 - Shut the door.
00:31:49 - Hey, Barbara, how you doing?
00:31:51 - Who's your new little friend? Hi.
00:31:52 - Hi. Emmit Oosterhaus.
00:31:54 - He's not our friend.
00:31:56 He's like our hamster.
00:31:57 Smell like something?
00:32:01 - Ryan? You washing?
00:32:05 It's a funny smell. It's all right.
00:32:07 Hey, come on! Buzz us in!
00:32:11 You're gonna wanna see this!
00:32:12 Big money coming in!
00:32:14 This ain't a bunch of
00:32:16 Where do you want it?
00:32:17 Go set them down there.
00:32:19 So you don't think those kids
00:32:22 No. They got two of everything.
00:32:24 They got the iPod, the iPod Nano.
00:32:28 'cause after this little transaction,
00:32:31 well, the old Drillbit's taking his act
00:32:34 - What?
00:32:37 Well, that's stupid.
00:32:39 - I'm going...
00:32:43 You need to hang in there.
00:32:45 You got to get in there and milk this.
00:32:47 Okay, come on back.
00:32:49 All right, I'll tell you what.
00:32:54 What?
00:32:55 I just heard you say
00:32:58 So? Don't get all righteous on me.
00:33:00 Half this store you guys got
00:33:03 Hey. Who the hell
00:33:05 Let me tell you something.
00:33:07 We're not that harsh on them,
00:33:09 How would you like it
00:33:11 You have called me one.
00:33:13 - Have we? Have we?
00:33:15 - Drillbit? Drillbit? Come in.
00:33:18 I'm sorry, hold it just a second.
00:33:21 - Just take this.
00:33:23 that Emmit was holding out
00:33:25 Emmit, I don't care how many times you
00:33:29 - I am a man.
00:33:30 - Drillbit! Milk it, milk it.
00:33:32 - on Monday.
00:33:34 Ten-four, good buddy.
00:33:37 Commence radio silence in three, two.
00:33:43 Today's the official start
00:33:46 Last week's history.
00:33:49 - We became best friends.
00:33:52 There's the sword. Man, we're so dead.
00:33:55 - Where's Drillbit, Wade?
00:33:58 - Please, where have you been?
00:34:01 Where's my money?
00:34:04 We got 40 bucks we promised,
00:34:07 I sold my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
00:34:09 Okay, this is gonna be sweet.
00:34:10 I can't wait to watch
00:34:12 - Yeah. What, is he here?
00:34:15 I want you to be
00:34:17 What are you gonna do?
00:34:18 - What am I gonna do?
00:34:19 I want you to gnaw on his skull.
00:34:20 - What's the plan?
00:34:23 Guys, I'm gonna check this dude out.
00:34:28 Yes.
00:34:31 Excuse me.
00:34:36 Yeah.
00:34:43 Just got to kind of stand here
00:34:50 All right. Hey, take it easy, man.
00:34:57 He's thin, but sinewy and muscular.
00:34:59 He's got a low center of gravity which
00:35:02 He didn't take a shower today
00:35:05 He's got a couple of cavities
00:35:08 This is serious. I thought
00:35:10 Yeah.
00:35:11 Look at Tommy Trigger Finger.
00:35:13 Well, it doesn't work that way.
00:35:15 I can't just kick his ass.
00:35:16 Physically, I can,
00:35:21 then maybe you guys live till lunchtime.
00:35:23 And then what?
00:35:24 "Teach those victims how to kick
00:35:28 Steven Seagal.
00:35:30 So you're gonna teach us
00:35:32 - Like train us?
00:35:36 What I'm about to show you are
00:35:40 And it's all about technique.
00:35:42 I don't care if you're talking about
00:35:44 karate, tai chi, kung fu, praying mantis,
00:35:49 kung pao, Panda Express.
00:35:52 It's all about technique.
00:35:56 It's pretty flawless.
00:35:58 I'm serious. Try to kill me.
00:36:00 Come on. You ready?
00:36:03 I got you!
00:36:06 I got you! I got you!
00:36:12 Damn it!
00:36:13 Okay. Tripped right there.
00:36:18 Okay. Wade. Come on!
00:36:22 Here you go! Watch the elbows!
00:36:23 Don't! Stop!
00:36:25 Okay. Last but not least. Charge me.
00:36:33 Everyone, up! Circle me!
00:36:34 Come on.
00:36:37 Okay, you guys ready for the blizzard?
00:36:39 - Go get him, boys!
00:36:42 I call truce! Truce! Back up! Three's
00:36:48 Wow, one of you
00:36:51 Okay.
00:36:54 Sometimes you give
00:36:57 "Ju don't know who
00:36:59 Come on, Ryan, one more. Last one!
00:37:04 Wow!
00:37:06 Ryan!
00:37:07 Man down!
00:37:11 Ryan!
00:37:13 Was that my fault?
00:37:16 Hey! Check this out.
00:37:19 Dude! You fell like 60 feet.
00:37:22 Jeez, that was crazy.
00:37:25 What is this?
00:37:26 This is a strategic outpost.
00:37:28 I got these posted all over the city.
00:37:30 Don't even look at it, okay?
00:37:31 Now let's get back up there
00:37:33 What's this for?
00:37:38 No. Look like a squeegee to you?
00:37:40 Or does it look like a weapon
00:37:43 and a little mop to clean up the blood?
00:37:46 T-Dog, Emmit, this way.
00:37:48 - Where's Drillbit?
00:37:50 - Wait up.
00:37:59 Man down!
00:38:02 Take this.
00:38:04 - Take a swing at my head.
00:38:05 Wade, come on. Just hit me.
00:38:07 - But it'll hurt.
00:38:09 - I'll do it.
00:38:15 I feel no pain,
00:38:19 - Go!
00:38:20 - Let's beat it.
00:38:24 - Hey, Drillbit. We could make s'mores!
00:38:28 - How much does a Hug Me Bear cost?
00:38:31 - Where'd you get the kids, Drillbit?
00:38:35 Order up!
00:38:37 - How's this part of the training?
00:38:39 - I'm already fat.
00:38:42 I don't want to hear you say you're fat.
00:38:44 Words like lard ass, fat pig, butterball,
00:38:49 I don't want to hear that.
00:38:52 180.
00:38:54 What?
00:38:57 Whenever you're ready, boys.
00:38:58 Okay, one of you guys
00:38:59 'cause I'm still on the clock.
00:39:03 Filkins. Filkins.
00:39:05 Avoidance technique!
00:39:11 Come out here, Capone!
00:39:12 You want to fight,
00:39:14 This is very important. See that?
00:39:16 What's the matter? Afraid to
00:39:18 - He has a holdback guy.
00:39:19 Now that allows people to think
00:39:21 when really he doesn't want to fight.
00:39:23 You got nothing in court.
00:39:25 When I'm here I'm your holdback guy.
00:39:26 So now you can act crazy.
00:39:28 No, hey, hey, calm down.
00:39:34 I'm gonna kill you!
00:39:35 Hey, stop! Stop!
00:39:38 Calm down.
00:39:39 - Hoo-rah.
00:39:42 Get under the wing.
00:39:47 Put all the bills facing
00:39:48 Yeah, don't worry about it, Don.
00:39:51 I thought these kids were loaded.
00:39:53 It's like all you read about are how
00:39:56 and look at this.
00:39:58 Hardly got anything. You think this is
00:40:01 Allow me to make a point real quick.
00:40:04 Hello, delicious.
00:40:05 Drillbit? Do you know
00:40:09 It's because these businessmen
00:40:13 They have more than they need.
00:40:15 These kids are a lot like
00:40:18 They have way more than they need.
00:40:20 It's our job to go into their houses
00:40:23 I get a kick out of these kids.
00:40:26 I told you that little fat one
00:40:29 I like these kids, too, man.
00:40:31 I mean, from what I gather,
00:40:34 But if you like them,
00:40:37 - If you care about them.
00:40:39 Steal their TV.
00:40:41 Maybe they'll read a book.
00:40:43 Steal their iPod. Heck, I don't know.
00:40:48 They don't need all this crap.
00:40:49 You think Mozart had a Game Boy?
00:40:51 I didn't have it. Didn't hurt me.
00:40:55 Yeah, man, me, too.
00:41:00 And the parents are never around.
00:41:03 One big hit. It's all we need.
00:41:20 Boobies.
00:41:30 Penis!
00:41:34 All right. Open your eyes, let your body
00:41:41 Namaste. Thank you for your practice.
00:41:47 - Okay. How do you feel?
00:41:49 - Doing all right?
00:41:52 Guns are coming in.
00:41:53 Now, listen.
00:41:56 - Next...
00:41:57 Are you high?
00:42:00 - We got to go back to school.
00:42:03 How many diseases can a kid have?
00:42:12 You guys think you're ready?
00:42:15 You know,
00:42:18 Look. If you're not ready to fight,
00:42:21 But I got to be honest with you,
00:42:22 only the strongest of warriors
00:42:27 It's so difficult that most men
00:42:32 What is it?
00:42:34 What the hell is it?
00:42:39 Love him.
00:42:40 - What?
00:42:42 You know, I don't know
00:42:45 but I'm not gonna bang him.
00:42:47 When I'm talking about love,
00:42:49 - I'm not going to...
00:42:53 Find your commonality.
00:42:55 Let him know you're more alike
00:42:59 Maybe that'll put out his fuse.
00:43:03 And remember, guys,
00:43:04 just because you don't see me
00:43:07 I'll be there like a silent,
00:43:11 - Thanks.
00:43:12 All right, see you later, Drillbit.
00:43:14 Remember, you're under my wing.
00:43:19 Oh, no.
00:43:21 There he is. Should we hide?
00:43:23 No. We've been running
00:43:26 This is what Drillbit's been
00:43:29 He's rapping. You love to rap!
00:43:33 No, I can't.
00:43:34 Yes, you can. It's just like in 8 Mile.
00:43:37 No, man, I'm afraid of him. I can't!
00:43:38 - You're crazy! Don't do it.
00:43:41 - I believe in you.
00:43:43 All right. I can do it. I can do it.
00:43:48 - Whassup, whassup?
00:43:53 I wanna rap with you.
00:43:56 Hit that beat.
00:43:57 - Yo, this cool, Fil?
00:44:02 Yo, call me whatever you want
00:44:04 but you know I gets busy I'm so badass
00:44:06 I'm the king of Vice City
00:44:09 Like Beckham, I bend, I tell suckers
00:44:11 "Say hello to my little friend"
00:44:14 Snap! This guy!
00:44:17 Hey, meatball, where's your spaghetti?
00:44:21 But I don't see Freddy
00:44:23 not even try to spit rhymes, dude
00:44:26 all I ever see is chewed-up food
00:44:29 Yeah, that's how we roll!
00:44:31 Hold on!
00:44:32 I know you didn't just go there
00:44:33 I got more skills than you
00:44:36 Nice, man, nice.
00:44:38 So you better step off
00:44:41 'Cause if you decide to step on, see
00:44:44 Boom!
00:44:48 Oh, my God, look
00:44:51 He say one more word
00:44:53 So surprised you're moving
00:44:56 You're lucky I don't hit you
00:45:00 Can't hurt my head with a bat
00:45:03 I'm like Costco
00:45:06 You don't like my words
00:45:09 Well, guess what?
00:45:12 Bitch!
00:45:23 That was awesome.
00:45:25 What have I just done?
00:45:26 Hey, that was amazing. I mean,
00:45:28 telling him to suck on
00:45:29 was in questionable taste, but still...
00:45:31 I know, I got caught up
00:45:34 Keep walking.
00:45:36 You know, most of those people
00:45:39 Really? That could be good.
00:45:46 Think you're so funny?
00:45:48 Good. 'Cause you're not gonna laugh
00:45:51 You're gonna get it now,
00:45:54 All of you.
00:45:56 Ryan, holdback technique.
00:45:59 You don't like the fact that
00:46:02 You better back the hell off before I...
00:46:08 - Thanks for holding him for me.
00:46:17 How did he do so much damage
00:46:19 It's like his fist is the size
00:46:21 I guess it's true.
00:46:23 Rap really does promote violence.
00:46:24 Yeah, but the question is, where was
00:46:27 Maybe he got called to the black ops.
00:46:29 Wade, come on.
00:46:31 There's my little soldiers.
00:46:34 There are my pooper troopers.
00:46:36 Hey, sorry I missed that walkie-talkie
00:46:42 - What the hell happened to you?
00:46:46 - Filkins did that to you?
00:46:48 Where were you?
00:46:50 - With one punch?
00:46:53 - Oh, crap. I'm sorry.
00:46:56 - No, just let me get the blood off.
00:46:58 Man. Here, sit down for a second.
00:47:01 - Crap. It looks painful.
00:47:04 - Here, let me put a little pressure on it.
00:47:06 Hold it, hold it, hold it.
00:47:07 Ryan had a rap off with Filkins.
00:47:09 - You had a rap off?
00:47:12 He said he was like Costco,
00:47:15 That's what you said?
00:47:17 Even though it's funny.
00:47:19 That's not exactly what I meant
00:47:21 Why didn't you get punched?
00:47:24 'Cause of your brilliant
00:47:26 The holdback technique?
00:47:29 Yeah. Bottom line is
00:47:33 Now we're more screwed than ever.
00:47:35 All because you wanted to protect
00:47:37 - Hey, let's just stop for a second.
00:47:39 - You're a damn hobbit, okay?
00:47:41 Hold it! Hey.
00:47:45 Problem isn't the holdback technique,
00:47:47 although I don't think you guys
00:47:50 The problem is Randy
00:47:52 It's not Randy! Okay? It's Ryan!
00:47:55 And all this talk about you being there
00:48:00 I'm tired of your nonsense! You're fired!
00:48:02 Hey! Sit down here.
00:48:06 All of you, sit down. You take the bass
00:48:11 Now, we just completed phase one.
00:48:13 See if this guy has any mettle.
00:48:16 Filkins does have some mettle.
00:48:20 Know what phase two is?
00:48:23 That's where I come in.
00:48:27 if I can help it.
00:48:29 So what's the plan?
00:48:31 - The plan?
00:48:36 How early do you guys
00:48:38 - 7:00.
00:48:39 Oh, God. Okay.
00:48:51 Hey, Wade, what's up?
00:48:55 Where'd you get the shiner?
00:48:57 Come in here, boy. Talk to me.
00:49:02 I was protecting this one kid
00:49:05 from a bunch of bullies
00:49:08 What? Why would you protect
00:49:11 So he doesn't get beat up.
00:49:14 Then you're interfering
00:49:18 When I was a kid, I was kind of a bully.
00:49:20 But it's not a bad thing. There was
00:49:24 Maybe it was his stupid face.
00:49:28 So I pushed him around a little bit,
00:49:31 and I honestly think, if I met him today,
00:49:34 I prepared him for the harshness
00:49:38 Thanks, Jim.
00:49:40 I'm a resource, Wade.
00:49:46 Is it locked?
00:49:48 - You got lunch money?
00:49:50 - You got any tests today?
00:49:52 Don't fresh-off to any of your teachers.
00:49:55 All right, come here,
00:49:58 Come on, punky-wunky. I love you.
00:50:04 - Okay.
00:50:09 - Bye. I love you.
00:50:12 "I love you, Mommy."
00:50:15 Black ops in the hizzouse.
00:50:17 This old soldier could use
00:50:20 Come on.
00:50:21 Drillbit is going in. Very visible.
00:50:24 - You can't go in there looking like that.
00:50:26 You look like Crocodile Dundee
00:50:28 Screw you. What're you talking about?
00:50:30 I'm just saying we need to clean you up.
00:50:31 Wrong. This soldier doesn't clean up.
00:50:34 Drillbit, you just don't look
00:50:36 I mean, we need you to blend in.
00:50:38 - In my house. Come on.
00:50:41 "Camouflage technique"? I like that.
00:50:43 ...if I remember how to do this.
00:50:59 Did your dad leave any socks behind?
00:51:03 How many tardies can you have
00:51:08 Emmit, you're drying my eyeballs.
00:51:14 All right, here's our class schedules
00:51:18 We have the first class together,
00:51:21 so you can walk us to our lockers.
00:51:22 Okay, now, remember,
00:51:24 and start kicking ass, okay?
00:51:26 but I need to blend in and lay low.
00:51:29 I'm gonna be visible to you guys,
00:51:40 That's a look that says,
00:51:47 All first-time subs have it.
00:51:52 - Thanks. Was it that obvious?
00:51:56 Whoa!
00:51:58 Not you kids. Please, go to class.
00:52:02 You, second floor, teachers' lounge.
00:52:05 They'll give you your assignment
00:52:07 - I'm gonna head up there. Okay.
00:52:19 How're you doing?
00:52:22 Teachers' lounge. They're all the same.
00:52:28 Put your names on the food. Smart.
00:52:31 Sneaky.
00:52:34 - See Grey's Anatomy last night?
00:52:38 - Hey, Lis.
00:52:39 Got half an orange with your name on it.
00:52:41 Oh, no, thanks.
00:52:58 - Can I help you?
00:53:02 - Are you lost?
00:53:05 - You look like a lost parent.
00:53:08 No. I'm a substitute.
00:53:13 - For what?
00:53:19 Yeah, they'll just plug me in.
00:53:23 you know, if they need me in
00:53:27 - You know French?
00:53:29 Enough to get by,
00:53:35 - What do you teach?
00:53:38 My native tongue.
00:53:43 I'm Lisa Zachey.
00:53:47 Now is that Miss or Missus Zachey?
00:53:49 - Miss.
00:53:57 And who are you?
00:53:59 Drill... Dr. Illbit.
00:54:02 Oh.
00:54:03 - Yeah.
00:54:05 Teacher. Teacher and a doctor.
00:54:08 People don't care how I do it.
00:54:13 - You want some hot coffee?
00:54:19 Who can give me
00:54:25 That's a little hint.
00:54:26 That's right, the clap. Or the drip.
00:54:31 All right, Dane? Get the lights.
00:54:33 In the male, the bacteria of gonorrhea
00:54:38 From two to five days later,
00:54:41 particularly when he urinates...
00:54:43 They make these things to scare us.
00:54:46 ... looks like this.
00:54:49 - I really like your suit.
00:54:53 Now what do we do?
00:54:55 Not many teachers
00:54:57 - Yeah?
00:55:01 Well, I mainly eat out of a dumpster.
00:55:05 I should try that.
00:55:07 Don't. Or if you do, stay away from
00:55:11 That's mine. Seriously, stay out of it.
00:55:16 - What are we doing? Let's go.
00:55:19 You're a bad boy.
00:55:22 - Maybe I need a detention.
00:55:26 - I'm not joking.
00:55:36 Look, I want nothing more
00:55:38 sitting on this couch with you,
00:55:41 but I got to get to class because
00:55:44 No. You still have five minutes
00:55:48 We do?
00:55:50 And you seem like someone who could
00:55:54 I hope so.
00:55:56 Although five minutes
00:56:03 Let's go, let's go!
00:56:05 We really like Life Skills.
00:56:07 Why don't you practice
00:56:09 It's just as important.
00:56:12 Okay, where is he?
00:56:13 This is bull. Maybe I should
00:56:16 There's Brooke!
00:56:23 Oh, no. There he is.
00:56:31 I think I'd better get...
00:56:32 When are you free? I want to see you.
00:56:34 - I have sixth period free.
00:56:36 I think I have that period free, also.
00:56:38 Why don't we meet back here? Okay?
00:56:40 - Okay.
00:56:42 I'll keep the couch warm.
00:56:43 We better check the tags to make sure
00:56:46 - I will.
00:56:48 You know what I mean?
00:56:50 - Yes.
00:56:53 Where is Life Skills?
00:56:58 Drillbit, come in, please!
00:57:00 Drillbit, come in!
00:57:01 I don't know!
00:57:04 - Go, go, go!
00:57:08 - Crap!
00:57:11 - I told you!
00:57:13 Life Skills!
00:57:15 I need Life Skills!
00:57:18 Out of my way!
00:57:27 Open the door!
00:57:29 How is that up to code?
00:57:31 Excuse me!
00:57:36 Excuse me!
00:57:51 This is real! This is not a drill.
00:57:53 Everybody, clear the hall!
00:57:55 That means you! Let's go!
00:58:00 The freak actually came through, huh?
00:58:04 Awesome!
00:58:12 - Hoo-rah.
00:58:16 All right.
00:58:27 Mister Filkins!
00:58:29 to the front of the class and read from
00:58:32 The Collected Works
00:58:39 "I like kissing this and that of you
00:58:41 "I like slowly stroking the shocking fuzz"
00:58:51 Hey, aren't you the guy that
00:58:55 You better believe it.
00:58:57 - Wow, that's cool.
00:59:01 Wow.
00:59:02 Wade, this is Drillbit. Come in. Wade?
00:59:05 - Yeah?
00:59:08 The first stairwell. He's coming
00:59:11 Read you. Copy. Roger.
00:59:12 F.Y.I., I just heard this pack of girls
00:59:15 just got cast in Romeo and Juliet.
00:59:19 Madam, madam, your lady mother
00:59:24 The day is broke, be wary, look about.
00:59:30 Come on! You're dogging it!
00:59:34 Go! I want to see some more!
00:59:36 Go! Come on!
00:59:41 And you guys!
00:59:43 Do some bass fishing! Then reel it in!
00:59:46 Come on!
00:59:47 Let's go, keep going!
00:59:50 For texting!
00:59:53 Look out, huh?
00:59:55 - How was school, Professor?
00:59:59 And as long as you got a coffee cup
01:00:06 I was thinking
01:00:08 - Hey!
01:00:09 Coffee cup.
01:00:10 Now, Castro,
01:00:13 any action with Marilyn Monroe.
01:00:15 And that is why John F. Kennedy
01:00:22 - Don!
01:00:31 Come on, guys, hit the showers!
01:00:35 Look, my rope's too short.
01:00:39 Where you going? Get back here!
01:00:43 - Yo, hold on!
01:00:45 Ronnie, let yourself down.
01:00:59 Happy birthday, Dr. Illbit
01:01:04 Happy birthday to you
01:01:57 Hey, T-Dog. You've got to admit
01:02:01 - Okay, you're right.
01:02:03 The freak's actually worth all the money
01:02:07 Good morning.
01:02:09 - Great coffee this morning, Dr. Illbit.
01:02:13 - You know, I really like it here.
01:02:15 I know I am.
01:02:16 Come here, come here, come here.
01:02:19 Okay, quick. Pop quiz. You like a girl.
01:02:21 You're completely shocked
01:02:23 Things are already just crazy hot,
01:02:26 But now you'd like to ask her out.
01:02:28 And you're not sure if
01:02:31 And you haven't been
01:02:34 And you're a little bit afraid,
01:02:35 and you don't know
01:02:37 Well, I can't really relate to that,
01:02:39 but what I would do is just
01:02:41 and eventually work up
01:02:44 - And how's that working for you?
01:02:47 Okay, look. One should do the opposite.
01:02:49 - Yeah, probably.
01:02:51 Congratulations, you just passed.
01:02:58 - Hey.
01:03:00 - Look, you look pretty.
01:03:03 You know,
01:03:04 and I really don't know the way
01:03:07 because we kind of skipped that part.
01:03:09 But would you ever want to get together
01:03:15 I'm sorry.
01:03:17 Rule 35A in the teacher's manual states
01:03:22 Oh, really. Yeah.
01:03:27 Yeah.
01:03:28 So it's a good thing you're a doctor.
01:03:34 So, yes.
01:03:38 - I'll see you tonight?
01:03:41 The Battle of Sekigahara
01:03:45 when Kanetsugu mocked
01:03:50 which only infuriated Tokunaga
01:03:54 who then summoned Toyotomi
01:04:01 And kept the local feudal lords
01:04:04 Hey. What are you doing in this club?
01:04:06 I'm Asian.
01:04:08 He died. Then...
01:04:10 - No, you aren't.
01:04:13 Really?
01:04:15 - You don't even look a little Asian.
01:04:19 The West attacked first.
01:04:22 So how come I see you in, like,
01:04:27 Just... I joined some of the clubs
01:04:31 I wanted to have a chance to talk to you.
01:04:33 Wakisaka, 990 men.
01:04:39 So you're not Asian.
01:04:42 No.
01:04:44 Well, maybe somewhere way back.
01:04:47 Chosokabe, 6,600 men.
01:04:52 All these men.
01:04:54 Well, you can't quit now.
01:04:56 I'm gonna make you come
01:04:58 Membership is way down this year.
01:05:00 Okay. I can do that.
01:05:03 - Is everything okay at school?
01:05:07 Honey, I know there's a lot of pressure
01:05:11 And there are kids who are gonna
01:05:13 but they'll also want you
01:05:16 I just noticed that you seem
01:05:19 and I want to make sure
01:05:21 No! I'm not doing drugs, Mom.
01:05:24 Coach says drugs are for losers.
01:05:28 You sure you're not high?
01:05:30 No!
01:05:32 Well, I notice you're really going
01:05:33 - Got the munchies?
01:05:37 I understand that.
01:05:38 Also, I'm missing a silver platter
01:05:42 - Have you seen it?
01:05:44 We needed serving trays
01:05:46 Yeah, well, come to think of it,
01:05:48 You didn't take that to Home Ec, too,
01:05:50 Oh, yeah.
01:05:52 Watch it, wise guy.
01:05:59 Hey.
01:06:02 Careful, Wade. You don't sneak up
01:06:05 - Sorry.
01:06:07 But I could have jumped up
01:06:09 and then, I don't know, I'd feel guilty.
01:06:11 - I talked to Brooke.
01:06:14 - I think she might like me.
01:06:16 Yeah. At least a little bit.
01:06:18 That's all you need.
01:06:20 I don't think I would have had
01:06:23 - I mean...
01:06:24 It's been great having someone
01:06:27 and isn't making fun of me
01:06:29 like my stepdad.
01:06:30 Just do your best. Be all you can be.
01:06:33 "Have it your way."
01:06:37 I think that's Burger King.
01:06:41 Where do you think they got it from?
01:06:43 Plus, what you did.
01:06:49 Well, yeah.
01:06:52 Yeah. I actually wanted to be a doctor.
01:06:56 Yeah.
01:06:58 But my old man was an Army colonel,
01:07:04 Yeah. He always said, "Drillbit, you're
01:07:09 I guess he thought that
01:07:12 or like to go to school.
01:07:18 I don't know. Maybe he was right.
01:07:21 So you became an army of one.
01:07:24 An army of one.
01:07:27 Here.
01:07:29 We made this for you.
01:07:32 An army of four.
01:07:36 I don't know if you understand,
01:07:38 but before we met you, we thought
01:07:42 At least I did.
01:07:46 Well, you're right. I don't understand
01:07:52 Tough thing about what I do
01:07:57 Well, for what it's worth,
01:08:00 I hope after all this is done,
01:08:03 Bye.
01:08:13 This is so beautiful.
01:08:16 I love coming out here.
01:08:18 Actually, I used to live in a small place
01:08:23 Yeah.
01:08:24 - That's a shame.
01:08:26 Hey, stranger.
01:08:29 Can you spare some change, stranger?
01:08:32 Here you go.
01:08:36 - Sucker.
01:08:38 Got some money for some food? Hi.
01:08:43 No time to be cheap.
01:08:45 - Wow.
01:08:51 - Cool. Thank you very much.
01:08:52 Hey, can I get another dollar?
01:08:58 You look familiar.
01:09:02 You know that you're a better person
01:09:04 because, I hate to say it,
01:09:08 They irritate the shit out of me.
01:09:12 But then you have to think,
01:09:16 - That's cute.
01:09:20 Come here.
01:09:21 - There.
01:09:25 So what else do you have in here?
01:09:28 - Two-buck Chuck.
01:09:30 I love this wine.
01:09:32 - That's all a teacher can afford.
01:09:35 Get this.
01:09:38 And here I was all worried that
01:09:40 to some hip dance club or something.
01:09:43 That's definitely not me.
01:09:46 But, no, I'm actually more of
01:09:48 a kind of simple,
01:09:51 I like that you don't try too hard.
01:09:54 The truth is,
01:09:58 That's cute.
01:10:02 Look, I want to talk to you. I mean...
01:10:08 There's some things
01:10:12 I want us to look each other in the eye,
01:10:15 and we just, you know,
01:10:19 God. You're just so great. You're really
01:10:24 - Really?
01:10:27 You're just beautiful,
01:10:32 'Cause I'm really just always attracted
01:10:36 They're out there.
01:10:37 I'm a real loser magnet.
01:10:41 I just need to be with a guy who has
01:10:46 You know, just some loser,
01:10:50 - Stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:10:52 Stop it.
01:10:53 I get it. You made some bad choices,
01:10:57 It's just you were starting
01:11:00 It's just I'm happy to be
01:11:02 I know.
01:11:03 You're with a doctor now.
01:11:06 Yeah. Thank God.
01:11:10 Let's just kiss.
01:11:26 Did you do that?
01:11:28 Kid just jumped out of the bushes
01:11:32 I got nothing to do with it.
01:11:58 - That naked guy's my teacher!
01:12:00 - Yeah!
01:12:02 Every day he's at the off-ramp.
01:12:05 What do you mean? Like a bum?
01:12:07 What are you talking about?
01:12:13 Yeah, or get out of the way.
01:12:14 How're you doing?
01:12:16 - Hey, how's it going, Drillbit?
01:12:17 So, listen,
01:12:19 - Yeah.
01:12:20 - Plan's off.
01:12:22 - Drillbit! Drillbit.
01:12:25 What do you mean the plan's off?
01:12:26 It's not off. I just mean let's...
01:12:29 'Cause I don't think we need
01:12:31 These kids,
01:12:33 and, I don't know,
01:12:34 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:12:36 You're really getting into this whole
01:12:38 With the sweaters and the loafers.
01:12:40 - They're wingtips.
01:12:43 What the hell is this? Who are you?
01:12:45 I got an old saying for you, Drillbit,
01:12:49 Hey, Don, first of all,
01:12:51 You stole that from me.
01:12:52 I say it all the time.
01:12:55 Well, you should be. Drillbit, I know you.
01:12:58 And the real you
01:13:00 There's a lot of heads that want to feed
01:13:04 No! No, that's just it.
01:13:06 For the first time,
01:13:08 - And now you're not making any sense!
01:13:10 That guy's a fraud!
01:13:19 Yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:13:21 I just saw the new substitute...
01:13:22 Delta-four-niner,
01:13:24 On the highway to the danger zone.
01:13:26 Repeat, on the highway, over.
01:13:27 Oh, shitballs!
01:13:29 Yu-Gi-Oh-four-seven,
01:13:32 Repeat, you got a bogie northbound.
01:13:34 - Oh, crap.
01:13:35 I'm en route.
01:13:37 Guys, hold your position!
01:13:40 Come here, you little rat turds!
01:13:42 No! Come on!
01:13:43 Yo, so what'd you do, huh?
01:13:45 What, did you give the substitute
01:13:47 - so he'd give us a hard time?
01:13:49 Mister Filkins?
01:13:51 Excuse me. I need you to get to class.
01:13:53 And you three,
01:13:55 - Go on!
01:13:56 Get out of my face, you bum!
01:13:59 Maybe I will
01:14:01 But until you're ready to do that,
01:14:03 I'm gonna give you
01:14:05 Please, just don't,
01:14:07 Yeah. That's my power,
01:14:10 And then what? Huh? You gonna make
01:14:13 with you and the rest of the bums?
01:14:14 - Yeah, we're on to you, buddy.
01:14:16 What a freak. You got some
01:14:20 Okay, here's the deal.
01:14:23 I'm a faculty...
01:14:26 Punk-ass!
01:14:28 - He got me right in the ear!
01:14:32 - Yeah! Run! Save yourself!
01:14:34 Medic!
01:14:36 Medic!
01:14:38 I got hit right in the nose!
01:14:40 Followed up by a shot to the ear!
01:14:43 Oh, man. Okay.
01:14:49 Oh, that doesn't work at all.
01:14:52 - This whole time he's a bum!
01:14:55 - Guys, let me explain!
01:14:59 Filkins is just gonna come after us
01:15:01 What was that about showering
01:15:03 You guys, hold it.
01:15:04 Why would you shower on the beach?
01:15:05 Why don't we all just shower
01:15:06 It's part of my morning fitness regimen!
01:15:07 I jog on the beach five miles,
01:15:09 That's what I do to stay in shape.
01:15:12 So, why didn't you defend yourself?
01:15:13 'Cause I got sucker punched!
01:15:18 Then I got hit in the ear,
01:15:19 which you probably can't even see,
01:15:23 I didn't really get hurt,
01:15:24 but I just kind of went down
01:15:27 We paid you to beat him up!
01:15:29 How am I gonna beat him up
01:15:32 Okay, then the principal comes
01:15:35 They'll find out I'm not a real teacher.
01:15:37 What good am I
01:15:40 Look, I took a bullet for you guys today.
01:15:43 You guys got off scot-free!
01:15:44 - Did you get hurt?
01:15:46 - Did you get hurt?
01:15:48 I'm like one of those guys
01:15:51 And, look, I'm not expecting a thank you.
01:15:54 But maybe give me a bonus
01:15:56 Sly used to throw in a car
01:16:02 I'm so sorry, Drillbit.
01:16:06 What am I gonna do with you guys?
01:16:10 You want some cereal?
01:16:12 - You got any Cap'n Crunch?
01:16:15 Let's go.
01:16:20 - Drillbit!
01:16:21 - What the hell?
01:16:23 - Put that stuff down!
01:16:24 - Drillbit, why you yelling?
01:16:26 - You know these guys?
01:16:29 We're almost done here, all right?
01:16:30 - I am freaking out!
01:16:32 - What the hell's going on?
01:16:34 - Screw this, man! I'm out of here!
01:16:35 - Why are you all yelling?
01:16:36 - Not like this! What are you doing?
01:16:38 - Just take it easy, man.
01:16:41 - Relax.
01:16:43 You came to me as a man,
01:16:44 All the shit is gone in my house!
01:16:46 - Are you...
01:16:47 Don't make me Billy Jack your ass.
01:16:51 Watch out!
01:17:03 That's how you Billy Jack
01:17:05 Come on, Bernie, let's go!
01:17:07 Let's go!
01:17:08 - Let's go!
01:17:10 You'd better run! I saw your faces!
01:17:13 I got a photogenic memory!
01:17:15 Get out of my house, you asshole!
01:17:17 What? There's another one?
01:17:20 No! You, asshole! Get out of my house,
01:17:23 I didn't do anything!
01:17:25 I'm trying to help you guys! Look at me!
01:17:27 Wade, I think one of them peed
01:17:29 - Great!
01:17:32 No, don't call the police! Just stop.
01:17:34 Drillbit, just tell us the truth.
01:17:36 You can't handle the truth! I can't...
01:17:39 That I was raised in an orphanage?
01:17:41 That I... That no one wanted me?
01:17:44 'Cause that's a lie, too!
01:17:48 Fine. Maybe I wasn't completely straight
01:17:52 So you lied about being in the military?
01:17:54 No! That's true. I was trained
01:17:58 Then why could a teenager beat you up
01:18:01 Because I don't like violence.
01:18:04 - Boo-hoo.
01:18:07 and the crawling through the mud
01:18:11 and the helping the wounded,
01:18:14 Even this, with you three ganging up
01:18:18 - It's really... I'm sorry.
01:18:21 You were in the military, huh?
01:18:24 My company was in the Middle East,
01:18:29 I saw some camels and heard some,
01:18:34 I think, were some explosions,
01:18:37 And it was...
01:18:42 I just climbed in the wheel well of a
01:18:46 I went AWOL. It was...
01:18:48 Is your name even Drillbit?
01:18:51 Is my...
01:18:53 What? How can you ask me that?
01:18:55 Is it?
01:18:58 No, it's... It's Alamo Taylor.
01:19:05 No. That's a lie, too.
01:19:08 There I go, trying to impress
01:19:13 When are you gonna grow up?
01:19:16 My real name is Bob Taylor.
01:19:18 Not Robert, just Bob.
01:19:22 There, you satisfied?
01:19:25 Although when I was in high school,
01:19:27 I did puncture my pinky with a drill bit.
01:19:30 And everyone started calling me Drillbit,
01:19:33 - Okay? And you can see the scar...
01:19:35 ...if you look closely right there.
01:19:36 Look, Ryan, look, you can see it.
01:19:40 Can you see it in the light?
01:19:41 So you were just using us to take
01:19:54 That's kind of an oversimplification.
01:19:58 I thought you cared about us.
01:20:00 I do. I just...
01:20:04 I thought you were my friend.
01:20:07 Get out, Drillbit,
01:20:16 Leave!
01:20:19 I'm sorry.
01:20:28 Hello?
01:20:29 Hey. Yeah, look, I know...
01:20:31 I'm sorry, I know
01:20:33 but I'm just having a real terrible day.
01:20:35 Where are you?
01:20:38 Remember you said you had
01:20:42 of always going out with guys
01:20:47 Total zeros.
01:20:49 - Yes.
01:20:51 You might not be
01:20:54 No, you said you were a doctor.
01:20:59 No, I'm not a doctor.
01:21:00 I'm a homeless U.S. Army deserter.
01:21:04 I'm not a teacher, but I'm at the school.
01:21:07 What? What did you say
01:21:11 Like, metaphorically speaking
01:21:18 You got to let it out.
01:21:21 You got to just let it out. Just...
01:21:30 That's not it.
01:21:32 Drillbit? I mean, Bob. It's us, the guys.
01:21:36 - Pick up, Bob.
01:21:40 Boys?
01:21:41 We just called to say
01:21:44 and we hope you spend the rest
01:21:47 Now I see why people call you Drillbit.
01:21:51 You're a jackass and a dirtbag.
01:21:55 And I want my bar mitzvah money back.
01:21:57 Oh, yeah,
01:22:07 I tell you what,
01:22:09 1,500? Come on, man.
01:22:10 This stuff holds
01:22:12 - To who?
01:22:15 I don't care about them. 1,500.
01:22:17 All right. Deal. What do I do?
01:22:19 - Yeah, back it right up.
01:22:25 How're you doing, Don?
01:22:30 You got a real stupid laugh,
01:22:34 How about you go ahead
01:22:36 so I can kick your ass again?
01:22:38 Sorry, but this haul's getting
01:22:41 - Oh, really?
01:22:43 And I'll tell you another thing
01:22:44 This left foot is gonna go
01:22:46 - of your face!
01:22:47 I know you and the Drillbit I know
01:22:55 Hoo-rah!
01:22:58 I'm giving you one more chance
01:23:04 Damn it! You ready for this, Don?
01:23:08 - No!
01:23:16 Polish that turd, Don!
01:23:22 I'm dead.
01:23:24 - You're dead.
01:23:29 Wade, what's wrong?
01:23:32 Yeah, but you're not gonna
01:23:34 - Oh, no, no, no. The cable go out?
01:23:39 Of course it was your fault!
01:23:40 You were home!
01:23:42 Bear with me.
01:23:45 Oh, God.
01:23:46 Please don't scream.
01:23:50 What the hell?
01:23:51 We were!
01:23:53 We didn't get robbed!
01:23:56 You and your weirdo friends
01:23:58 - No!
01:24:00 - Punish him, Dad.
01:24:02 - Are you smoking pot?
01:24:05 No, no, Wade.
01:24:08 Who's Drillbit?
01:24:10 You tell me what's going on now, Wade.
01:24:13 I just... I think it's weird, you know,
01:24:15 that this is what I get for trying to make
01:24:19 I mean, I saw it like a school tradition.
01:24:24 just to, you know, make them
01:24:26 Sort of like a fun initiation.
01:24:30 I mean, didn't you all have that
01:24:32 Yeah. I remember my first few days.
01:24:36 egged a few times.
01:24:39 Yeah, Wade, boys, you really
01:24:41 Yeah, this boy's not dangerous,
01:24:43 not compared to a dirty,
01:24:46 The more I think about it,
01:24:49 All right. I'm... I'm sorry, but your boys
01:24:54 threatening the safety of my students.
01:24:56 Now, I don't... I don't wanna point
01:24:58 but I think we all know who's to blame.
01:25:02 You put my life in danger, guys.
01:25:05 It's worse than any hazing
01:25:08 I'm just lucky I was able
01:25:10 Who knows what might have happened?
01:25:11 This guy's a veteran!
01:25:14 Did anybody see "To Catch a Predator"
01:25:16 - I watched that!
01:25:18 It's where they set the booby trap
01:25:20 - Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:25:22 I mean, could you imagine it?
01:25:24 and then all of a sudden,
01:25:26 - Yeah.
01:25:27 - Yeah.
01:25:28 I think you'll be glad to know I gave
01:25:33 to the police and they said
01:25:36 No, what the hell's the matter
01:25:38 Are you mentally defective
01:25:41 You got to understand,
01:25:43 this psychopath over here
01:25:45 I mean, Filkins is the real criminal!
01:25:47 Yes! He has a samurai sword
01:25:49 - he has used on his other victims!
01:25:55 Sit down!
01:25:58 Sit down!
01:26:00 Thank you very much.
01:26:02 Now, Terry.
01:26:04 Is there any truth to this?
01:26:07 Oh, yeah. All of it.
01:26:10 I'm really a samurai warrior from
01:26:19 He's cute.
01:26:20 Okay, I hope I speak for everyone here
01:26:23 in saying that I feel
01:26:27 - Thank you. Okay, okay.
01:26:28 Very good.
01:26:29 - Thank you.
01:26:31 - Hey, wasn't that fun?
01:26:34 - Oh, my goodness!
01:26:35 - You feel better now, honey?
01:26:36 I did not know you were all alone.
01:26:38 We want to have you over to the house
01:26:40 - That would be wonderful!
01:26:50 Give me one, please.
01:26:56 You're kind of a born loser. It's funny.
01:27:00 It's not funny.
01:27:02 It's funny to me.
01:27:04 Come on, don't jinx me. Don't jinx me.
01:27:08 500! Yes! Yes! I did it!
01:27:11 - I got it, man!
01:27:13 Look at that! Yes!
01:27:14 You got a ticket to Canada!
01:27:16 You better believe it! Come on, man!
01:27:18 Finally! Finally, I get one!
01:27:20 Come here, you!
01:27:24 You got it! Well, maybe just get
01:27:41 Okay, keep your eyes peeled.
01:27:46 - Do you see Filkins?
01:27:49 Gonna go for it. I'm gonna ask her out.
01:27:53 - Really?
01:27:54 - You waited all this time. Why now?
01:27:58 My life sucks so badly,
01:28:00 it's not like I'll have very far to fall.
01:28:07 I don't know.
01:28:10 - Hi.
01:28:13 Look, I don't know how to do this.
01:28:16 In fact, I've been wanting to do this
01:28:19 when would be a good time. I don't...
01:28:21 I didn't know if it would ever be
01:28:28 It's okay, Brooke.
01:28:32 Yo, bro, I swear to God
01:28:36 but if you wanted to, say, hire me
01:28:39 I think maybe I could dedicate my life
01:28:45 Wade, come on.
01:28:48 What'd you say, ho?
01:28:50 Okay, you know what?
01:28:52 Why don't you just leave them alone?
01:28:54 What are you gonna do, bro?
01:28:59 You aren't gonna do anything,
01:29:04 - Leave him alone!
01:29:12 You see? Look at that.
01:29:15 Sackless!
01:29:21 Why do you even waste my time?
01:29:30 You all right, Wade?
01:29:32 - Don't worry about that guy.
01:29:34 - Get up. Let's get out of here.
01:29:37 Where are you going?
01:29:38 - T-Dog! Stop him!
01:29:44 Come on, Wade!
01:29:45 I'll kick the crap out of you right now.
01:29:47 Half because
01:29:50 and half because
01:29:55 Do you think I'm dumb?
01:29:57 Trying to trick me
01:30:00 Fine. Then we'll beat your face in
01:30:03 - Anywhere. Go ahead. You name it.
01:30:05 Everybody! Everybody! I'm gonna kick
01:30:10 Everybody should come!
01:30:13 Ultimate Geek Fighting!
01:30:15 Once you step on my property,
01:30:20 and I can do anything I want.
01:30:22 You're nothing but a pathetic wimp,
01:30:23 and everyone's gonna know
01:30:27 And I will see you there!
01:30:36 What have I just done?
01:30:38 That was awesome, man.
01:30:40 - Me and Emmit are gonna back you up.
01:30:44 You've never been nice to me, Ryan,
01:30:46 And I've tried so hard
01:30:49 but I am not going to die
01:30:52 "Survival technique."
01:30:56 I have a future!
01:31:00 What do we do next?
01:31:02 Guess we'd better learn how to fight.
01:31:06 - Jump left, jump left.
01:31:08 - That's what I'm talking about!
01:31:10 - That's what I'm talking about!
01:31:12 Come on! Yes!
01:31:13 This PowerBar's really working.
01:31:15 I feel stronger.
01:31:18 I feel fatter.
01:31:19 Well, what do you want me to do?
01:31:21 Come on. Do me this one favor.
01:31:26 That was perfect!
01:31:29 All right. We need to learn
01:31:32 You ready? Let me go first.
01:31:35 - All right?
01:31:50 Block out the pain.
01:31:52 Remember what that douche bag
01:31:54 - Mind over pain!
01:31:57 All right. Hit me in the chest.
01:32:02 Jeez!
01:32:05 - Your knuckles are all bone!
01:32:07 We get to call how hard
01:32:09 All right. Ten being the hardest,
01:32:13 Five. In the back. In the back.
01:32:20 Oh, God!
01:32:21 Wonder what it feels like getting hit
01:32:28 Jeez!
01:32:31 - All right, new rules!
01:32:33 I'm not gonna tell you
01:32:34 - No, I don't like that rule.
01:32:35 - No, it's not good.
01:32:37 - Trust me.
01:32:44 I can't see this coming.
01:32:45 There's no way Wade can hurt me.
01:32:49 Not balls!
01:32:51 You hit me in the nuts!
01:32:55 Dear Mom, if you're reading this,
01:32:59 it's very possible that I'm dead.
01:33:04 If I don't survive, you should definitely
01:33:09 P.S. Sorry I let your silver platter
01:33:13 My raps and rhymes will become
01:33:15 You're free to sell them
01:33:22 Remember the plan.
01:33:25 You go for the head. I'll go for the nuts.
01:34:10 It actually looks like a pretty cool party.
01:34:16 Oh! Hey, guys.
01:34:17 So, how does it feel to know
01:34:22 - Where's Filkins?
01:34:28 In case we don't make it,
01:34:32 - I don't want to have any regrets.
01:34:36 Face!
01:34:40 I've already got the first hit
01:34:43 Let's get some.
01:35:00 Hey! Hey, hey. Everybody, everybody!
01:35:03 These kids actually came!
01:35:04 These are the Siamese queers
01:35:08 They showed up!
01:35:11 I hate when he calls me that.
01:35:13 So we're gonna have a good time!
01:35:24 It worked.
01:35:27 - It's over!
01:35:29 - We did it, we did it!
01:35:31 Everybody, from ninth grade
01:35:35 I promise you,
01:35:39 I proclaim it!
01:35:44 And he's getting up!
01:35:47 You're dead.
01:35:49 And I'm in big trouble!
01:36:05 Catch me off guard?
01:36:09 My father loved those stairs!
01:36:16 You blocking out the pain?
01:36:17 I thought I was for a second,
01:36:20 You want to play?
01:36:22 Let's play.
01:36:40 Get up, get up, get up! Come on, Ryan.
01:36:44 You're like, super-hot.
01:36:48 - Ronnie! You're missing out.
01:36:52 Hey, boys!
01:36:58 Yo, Jay, give me some murder music.
01:37:01 This just gets better and better.
01:37:11 All right!
01:37:14 Hey, yo, yo. Back off.
01:37:16 I want to fight both these bitches.
01:37:19 They're yours, Filk!
01:37:23 - You're the bitch!
01:37:30 That's right!
01:37:33 What the...
01:37:36 - Emmit's got game!
01:37:42 - Good one, Ron!
01:37:46 Bear hug!
01:37:48 - Come on!
01:37:59 I have reach! I have reach!
01:38:05 Come on, Wade!
01:38:10 - I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
01:38:14 I won't hurt you! You should let go!
01:38:17 I'll let you go.
01:38:22 - I have reach!
01:38:28 Hey! Hey, there. Hey...
01:38:31 - Didn't hurt!
01:38:33 Yeah.
01:38:34 Okay, that did.
01:38:38 Let that kid go.
01:38:45 Private Drillbit Taylor reporting for duty!
01:38:48 - Hoo-rah.
01:38:51 - Yeah.
01:38:54 What, you need more money
01:38:56 No. But this fight is over!
01:39:00 You hear me? Abierto!
01:39:05 Done.
01:39:07 It's over, people! Pack it up! Go home!
01:39:10 Look. You're a young man. You got...
01:39:18 And it's really freaking me out right now.
01:39:24 Nice punch.
01:39:26 I try to be reasonable,
01:39:30 these boys hired me as their bodyguard
01:39:40 Want to hear something crazy?
01:39:41 Deep inside you,
01:39:46 God damn it,
01:39:50 Come on, Drillbit. Kick his ass.
01:39:52 - I can't! He's a minor!
01:39:57 You're 18?
01:40:05 That's it.
01:40:16 Drillbit!
01:40:19 How old are you?
01:40:20 Okay! All right, I'm 17. I'm a minor.
01:40:23 - My mom drives me to school.
01:40:24 I swear to God!
01:40:26 That was awesome.
01:40:27 Man, Drillbit, you're badass.
01:40:30 I don't think I could do that again.
01:40:33 It's weird. I guess it's like
01:40:35 when a mother
01:40:38 - Yeah.
01:40:40 That's the only way I can explain it.
01:40:41 Adrenaline. That's the word for it.
01:40:44 My hands are...
01:40:48 - Thanks for coming back.
01:40:51 I'm not gonna go AWOL on you boys.
01:40:53 I made that mistake one...
01:40:55 Crap on a shit sandwich!
01:41:00 Bye, Drillbit!
01:41:01 Hey, fags!
01:41:04 This ain't over!
01:41:17 - He feels no pain.
01:41:23 Was that my pinky?
01:41:28 - Are you okay?
01:41:31 You okay?
01:41:32 - I'm so sorry.
01:41:33 - I lost it. No, no.
01:41:35 - I lost it.
01:41:39 No, it's okay. I'm blocking the pain.
01:41:41 I can't block this pain.
01:41:43 It's not bad. Here, help me find it
01:41:45 - before the ants get it.
01:41:46 - Look in the grass.
01:41:48 Help me, guys!
01:41:49 See it? Look over there.
01:41:51 - Is that it?
01:41:52 Hey, guys, I found it!
01:41:56 No!
01:41:58 We found it.
01:42:01 Get me some ice.
01:42:02 - Ice!
01:42:03 Margarita all right?
01:42:04 Oh, my God.
01:42:06 Bro!
01:42:07 Come on, buddy.
01:42:09 - All right, let's go.
01:42:11 It's gonna be okay.
01:42:13 Congratulations, boys.
01:42:16 Fantastic. No alcohol in the car, sir.
01:42:19 Oh, yeah.
01:42:25 Hoo-rah.
01:42:28 - Yo, dudes, that was awesome!
01:42:31 Man, you have no idea how long kids
01:42:33 - Thanks.
01:42:34 for sure!
01:42:36 I am so glad
01:42:39 Hey.
01:42:40 He was amazing.
01:42:42 You know,
01:42:44 You know, he's threatened me
01:42:46 I'm just tired of being scared, you know?
01:42:48 - Hey, are you okay?
01:42:54 When the adrenaline rush passes,
01:42:59 I don't want you to think I'm the kind of
01:43:02 with violence,
01:43:07 That was very brave of you.
01:43:20 You know, Emmit,
01:43:24 You, my friend, are one crazy
01:43:29 You have no idea how scared I was.
01:43:31 All right. Now, let's go get
01:43:38 Dear Wade, Ryan and little, tiny Emmit.
01:43:41 Thanks for sending the Cap'n Crunch.
01:43:44 Suddenly, I'm very popular in here.
01:43:46 Hey, Bob. Give me some of that Cap'n
01:43:53 Just kidding.
01:43:56 I was glad to read
01:43:59 that Filkins was shipped off
01:44:03 to be with his parents for breaking
01:44:07 Now maybe high school can be
01:44:10 - instead of sucking rat nads.
01:44:13 - Yeah!
01:44:15 As for me, every time I look
01:44:19 I think of you boys
01:44:22 It's kind of cool.
01:44:24 Luckily, they have
01:44:26 and they say I should
01:44:28 which excites me a great deal.
01:44:30 And speaking of exciting me
01:44:33 Miss Zachey and I
01:44:35 I don't know why women dig
01:44:39 On top of that, all I can say is,
01:44:43 and will see you when I get out.
01:44:45 Which, thanks to the currently lenient
01:44:49 deserting laws is in two days from now,
01:44:52 officially satisfying
01:44:55 - Your brother, Bob Taylor.
01:44:58 - AKA Drillbit.
01:45:01 AKA, Alamo Taylor.
01:45:04 I still like the sound of that.
01:45:10 There you are!
01:45:13 - Drillbit!
01:45:14 - Oh, my God.
01:45:16 Come on, get in here!
01:45:17 - He's a free man!
01:45:20 Give me a hug. Yeah.
01:45:22 Well, that's gonna keep me smiling
01:45:25 Yeah, that's my buddy, Drillbit.
01:45:26 He's a cool guy.
01:45:28 This has been the longest
01:45:29 I missed you, too.
01:45:32 - Feels good.
01:45:33 - It wasn't that bad.
01:45:35 You know, the guy in the next cell taught
01:45:38 Did you know abierto means "open"?
01:49:35 Help! I'm bleeding!
01:49:38 Come here, soldier.
01:49:42 Come here. Jump up there.
01:49:44 You got a little bloody nose.
01:49:50 - What happened?
01:49:54 Tell me his name. Names.
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