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00:00:27 Welcome to Hazzard County.
00:00:30 A little corner of the world where
00:00:34 ... and people are never too busy
00:00:37 Shoot, some folks even say this is
00:00:43 Yep, basically everything down here
00:00:48 ... unless, of course,
00:01:13 Man, the General's in good shape.
00:01:15 Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest,
00:01:20 It's all one big happy hour, Luke.
00:01:44 Hi, Luke.
00:01:47 - I got this one.
00:01:50 It's a great idea. Come on.
00:01:56 Hey, Laurie.
00:01:58 - You here to make your delivery?
00:02:01 Luke, remember last time.
00:02:03 Don't worry about it, cuz.
00:02:05 It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here.
00:02:08 See, Bo? Pa ain't here.
00:02:13 - Hi.
00:02:17 Play hard to get, little buddy.
00:02:31 Listen and learn, General.
00:02:33 And now, side two
00:02:37 No Questions, Only Unsers,
00:02:42 "I'm too old for this shit. "
00:02:44 That's what I was thinking
00:02:47 ... running fourth at Talladega.
00:02:50 But then it hit me.
00:02:54 You gotta keep going
00:02:56 - That is so true.
00:03:00 But if you don't make the turn,
00:03:04 So I gripped the wheel tighter,
00:03:09 Make my move. Give you my move.
00:03:13 - Jesus Christ!
00:03:15 Hey, Mr. Pullman.
00:03:20 - How you doing, sir?
00:03:22 You ready for that big
00:03:25 Yeah, I got him all tuned up.
00:03:28 How many times
00:03:30 - Four in a row, sir.
00:03:33 That's good. Billy Prickett won it four
00:03:38 - Hey, you been hunting?
00:03:41 Yeah, I been using
00:03:43 They scatter less for when you really
00:03:50 - Cool. Guns.
00:03:54 Are you delivering
00:03:56 Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir.
00:03:59 I like to think I travel
00:04:02 You know, Jesus.
00:04:05 You know, I like that attitude.
00:04:08 I'm gonna look around
00:04:11 ...to date my daughter,
00:04:13 Because she's getting curious
00:04:16 Yeah.
00:04:18 Oh, you're talking about sex, right?
00:04:21 I just wanna keep that
00:04:25 The way he looks at her galls me.
00:04:30 You get back here right now,
00:04:32 Get back here.
00:04:34 Luke! Luke!
00:04:37 - Why you running, you chickenshit?
00:04:40 You get the hell off my sister.
00:04:42 - Jimmy!
00:04:44 Damn you, Luke!
00:04:47 - Go, Bo, go!
00:04:50 - Put on a shirt!
00:04:52 I forgot about the brother. Go!
00:04:59 So happy hour?
00:05:01 - You're gonna get us shot someday.
00:05:04 Not with you driving the getaway car.
00:05:08 - So how was it?
00:05:14 Son of a bitch.
00:05:17 Here, load up with these
00:05:20 They'll blow a hole through
00:05:22 Look out.
00:05:29 Oh, goddamn it!
00:05:33 - What's he using?
00:05:35 Dadgum it,
00:05:38 Got a big kick to it.
00:05:40 Don't you worry. They can't touch
00:05:50 You missed, Jimmy!
00:05:52 Can't you shoot straight? Don't point
00:05:56 Don't call me a chucklehead.
00:06:00 Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel!
00:06:03 What are you doing? Hey.
00:06:06 - Goddamn it.
00:06:07 Let's go after them.
00:06:11 - Bo, did you see that sign?
00:06:15 This is how you planned
00:06:17 You ain't scared, are you?
00:06:19 Scared? Hell, no. I just don't
00:06:22 ...when you break his bottles of shine.
00:06:24 I bet you the old phone book
00:06:27 Phone book it is.
00:06:29 Daddy, you get me close,
00:06:35 Goddamn it, Jimmy!
00:06:38 Who says I can't shoot? Daddy? Daddy!
00:07:02 Bo and Luke Duke.
00:07:05 Cousins closer than brothers.
00:07:08 Both big-hearted, strong-willed...
00:07:10 ... and restless as a couple of cats
00:07:40 Nice driving, cuz.
00:07:46 What?
00:07:51 - I won the bet, you son of a bitch.
00:07:55 I didn't break any bottles,
00:08:02 - I was just joking about the bet.
00:08:05 - Yeah.
00:08:07 - Come on, double or nothing.
00:08:12 Which side you want,
00:08:16 Right.
00:08:18 Did I hear one of your teeth break?
00:08:20 I don't remember the Hazzard
00:08:24 This is Atlanta.
00:08:36 Bet was over. I can't believe that
00:08:40 - What are you doing?
00:08:43 - Oh, man.
00:08:46 Left.
00:08:50 That was a good one.
00:08:55 Right in the ball sack. God.
00:08:59 In case of dehydration.
00:09:08 That'll put lead in your pencil.
00:09:14 - Man, I'm already tired of walking.
00:09:18 Them jeans of yours
00:09:20 Oh, yeah? I bet you a cold beer
00:09:24 That's five miles.
00:09:35 I'm coming! I'm coming!
00:09:43 Face!
00:09:50 He came back.
00:09:55 What's Billy Prickett doing here?
00:09:57 Well, it looks like he's here
00:10:01 Man, those tires alone are worth
00:10:06 My, oh, my. Look at that.
00:10:10 What's new
00:10:12 - They make you lieutenant yet?
00:10:16 Maybe one of these days you'll
00:10:19 We could use a man like you.
00:10:21 I don't know. I don't think it's a good
00:10:25 Moonshine business?
00:10:30 But if someone were in the moonshining
00:10:35 Now, Luke, you know I can't say
00:10:38 He spanks you?
00:10:40 Hey, Dil, what do you want?
00:10:43 By the looks of this place,
00:10:46 ...and a shot of penicillin, right?
00:10:58 Jesus, mother of Mary.
00:11:03 Look away, man.
00:11:06 Don't worry about it.
00:11:08 There ain't nobody in this bar
00:11:12 All right, all right.
00:11:19 Y'all ready to order?
00:11:24 You better be reading
00:11:26 I am, I am. I noticed
00:11:32 - Oh, sweet Jesus.
00:11:35 You wanna order, or you wanna sit
00:11:39 Ain't gotta get fussy.
00:11:41 I'll tell you what, I'll order.
00:11:44 Let's see...
00:11:47 Do those legs come over easy?
00:11:49 Oh, my God.
00:11:54 - How about the special, sir?
00:11:58 You stop bothering that nice girl
00:12:02 - Billy Prickett.
00:12:05 - Welcome home, boy.
00:12:08 Hey.
00:12:12 Why don't you cool off, Dil?
00:12:16 - Come on, boy. Let's get out of here.
00:12:19 Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there.
00:12:23 Should I buy him a drink?
00:12:25 Maybe you should buy him
00:12:28 Give me a Miller.
00:12:33 How you doing?
00:12:35 Hey, Billy Prickett.
00:12:41 See, boys, I told you all the
00:12:46 - Man.
00:12:48 Fellas, this is Bo Duke.
00:12:50 Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally
00:12:55 Yeah, well...
00:12:57 All streaks must come to an end, Bo.
00:13:03 - Well, I'm looking forward to the race.
00:13:07 This is the boy
00:13:09 Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief.
00:13:13 - Bo-Bo, have a seat.
00:13:16 So, Billy, what's it like
00:13:19 - Well...
00:13:21 Oh, well, you sweet little thing.
00:13:23 Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty
00:13:27 Bo-Bo, may the best man win.
00:13:30 John, another round!
00:13:32 So, Bo, what's the story
00:13:36 Because she gave me a ride earlier.
00:13:40 Well, actually, she's my cousin.
00:13:43 Oh, really? You hitting that?
00:13:46 - She's my cousin.
00:13:52 - Come again?
00:13:55 ...is if you shuck her corn.
00:14:02 Now, there are certain things you just
00:14:12 I'll shuck your corn!
00:14:16 Excuse me a second.
00:14:18 Pick him up! Pick him up!
00:14:22 Hey, hey. Can I get in on this?
00:14:24 - Yeah.
00:14:33 Oh, buddy.
00:14:37 Here we go.
00:14:41 Fifty bucks on the Dukes!
00:14:57 - That makes two, Luke!
00:15:08 Hey, Billy Prickett!
00:15:10 Careful, Bo-Bo.
00:15:16 Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt!
00:15:17 - Really?
00:15:46 - Hey, can I hit this guy?
00:15:52 - The ribs are greasy.
00:16:02 Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
00:16:05 Closest thing to law enforcement
00:16:09 Rosco's been after the Duke boys
00:16:13 Of course, some people say
00:16:16 ... landed right on the sheriff's
00:16:35 Dukes. Just once you two
00:16:38 ...in better shape
00:16:41 Oh, I think your boss can afford
00:16:46 I heard there was
00:16:49 ...concerning a certain crappy
00:16:55 Y'all really upset some
00:16:58 When I got there, they were not being
00:17:03 What'd you do, Rosco?
00:17:05 I can't say she's gonna be in real good
00:17:15 You watch yourself, hillbilly boy.
00:17:17 Come on, boys. My shift's over.
00:17:21 Come on.
00:17:47 Jefferson Davis Hogg...
00:17:49 ... the meanest man
00:17:53 He's canny as a fox,
00:17:58 ... and crooked as a hillbilly's smile.
00:18:04 Well, Rosco.
00:18:08 I see you have redecorated.
00:18:12 Interesting style. What do you call it?
00:18:16 - Well, sir, the Dukes...
00:18:19 I had a feeling.
00:18:27 I've got some important things
00:18:31 - Yes, sir.
00:18:35 ...or am I gonna have to make
00:18:39 I'm on top of it, Boss.
00:18:42 That's what I'm afraid of.
00:18:47 - You ready?
00:18:49 Not good.
00:18:54 Hell, this is worse than the time
00:19:01 Mostly cosmetic damage,
00:19:05 - Mostly.
00:19:06 - He's gonna be ready for the race, right?
00:19:11 I mean, the General doesn't race.
00:19:14 The General erases the competition.
00:19:36 Who does this?
00:19:40 It would make a nice hat or a slipper.
00:19:44 You know what? Just leave the General
00:19:48 I'll have it up running in no time.
00:19:53 What if you need to tow somebody?
00:19:55 If I can't "toe" them, I'll just finger them.
00:20:03 Close one. Even shell-shocked,
00:20:09 - Thanks, Cooter.
00:20:16 Chin up.
00:20:23 Daisy?
00:20:25 Jesse L. Duke.
00:20:28 - Uncle Jesse to you.
00:20:31 Now, Jesse's been
00:20:34 Hazzard County and Korea.
00:20:36 - Daisy?
00:20:39 - As far as he's concerned...
00:20:41 I'm in the shower.
00:20:43 - that's one place too many.
00:20:44 Ready or not, here I come.
00:20:54 - How's it looking, good looking?
00:20:57 ...but the boiler's still slow.
00:21:01 Them boys break more bottles than
00:21:05 Wonder where in the hell
00:21:10 It'll make you feel lots better.
00:21:14 - Light the son of a bitch.
00:21:23 I feel good.
00:21:25 All right, y'all, knock off
00:21:28 What's going on, Uncle Jesse?
00:21:30 Guy come out of an antique shop
00:21:34 Bumped into this drunk,
00:21:36 Guy said, "Why don't you watch
00:21:38 The drunk says, "Why don't you carry
00:21:43 Know what happens
00:21:46 - No.
00:21:48 Here's another one for you.
00:21:50 How many Dukes does it take
00:21:54 Oh, yes, sorry about that,
00:22:03 Is that Rosco?
00:22:05 Wonder what
00:22:08 Come on.
00:22:11 We can skip the "Hi, how are you's. "
00:22:15 Right here, sheriff.
00:22:21 Oh, that's horseshit.
00:22:27 "By the power vested in me
00:22:32 ...I hereby seize this property...
00:22:34 ...for the crime of producing
00:22:39 Now, Jesse,
00:22:42 ...or, of course...
00:22:46 ...there's that other way.
00:22:48 - Let's try the that other way first.
00:22:51 Only way I'm leaving this farm
00:22:54 Well...
00:22:57 Hi, Dukes.
00:23:01 Hi.
00:23:03 Well, now.
00:23:06 Lookie there.
00:23:08 Moonshining.
00:23:13 - That ain't ours, Boss.
00:23:16 You're out of here.
00:23:19 This land ain't yours anymore.
00:23:21 You're gonna have to
00:23:23 ...and you're never gonna moonshine...
00:23:26 Watch out. I got my dog here,
00:23:32 Easy, Jesse. Not now.
00:23:38 You boys done started a fight
00:23:48 Well, you have my sympathy.
00:23:57 - Should've busted a cap in his ass.
00:24:00 Hey, easy now, boys.
00:24:03 Thanks for taking us in, Pauline.
00:24:06 Oh, honey, it is my pleasure.
00:24:08 I left three toes in Korea for this country,
00:24:12 I don't understand how they
00:24:15 They planted a still in our barn.
00:24:17 They planted a still? Now,
00:24:22 Because they're too damn dumb
00:24:25 I was waiting on old Bill Miller
00:24:29 He said Boss' men seized his land
00:24:34 Maybe it's got to do with all that
00:24:38 You wanna go up there
00:24:40 Oh, I don't know, boys.
00:24:42 Oh, now, Pauline.
00:24:46 Don't worry, Uncle Jesse.
00:24:50 You know what's gonna happen,
00:24:52 Those two are gonna get themselves
00:24:55 ...and I'm gonna have to
00:24:58 That's why we love you, honey.
00:25:04 - Oh, goddamn it.
00:25:09 What the hell
00:25:11 What's it look like?
00:25:14 ...gonna aim it right up
00:25:17 You stupid enough to think
00:25:19 - I'm fixing to fix it.
00:25:22 You couldn't fix an election
00:25:25 What do you want, Rosco?
00:25:27 This here vehicle, it was used in the
00:25:33 Boss wants it impounded.
00:25:34 It ain't running right now,
00:25:37 ...so unless you stick it up your ass...
00:25:39 Hey, one way or another,
00:25:42 ...tomorrow I'm auctioning off
00:25:45 So y'all have a good night, now, okay?
00:25:51 I got two words for you:
00:25:57 That's three words.
00:25:59 Stupid.
00:26:08 Hey, man, this is Cooter.
00:26:10 Round up the fellas.
00:26:17 Lot of equipment there
00:26:19 Yeah, and that fence went up
00:26:23 - Let's go ditch the truck.
00:26:52 Well, ain't that cute,
00:27:00 Come on.
00:27:10 What now?
00:27:18 Lookie here, Bo.
00:27:21 He's got our farm marked, right next
00:27:26 What the hell does he want
00:27:30 I don't know.
00:27:33 But I tell you what,
00:27:37 ...I'd be hiding in that big,
00:27:41 - How are we supposed to open that?
00:27:44 ... but I'd sure hate to be
00:27:47 Yeah!
00:28:03 Holy shit.
00:28:16 Hope they got e-mail.
00:28:31 Oh, dear.
00:28:44 What the hell?
00:28:50 It's stuck on a pole.
00:28:51 I'll check it.
00:29:07 - Give it some gas!
00:29:16 - Hey, give it a little more gas!
00:29:20 - Hey, Bo, hold up!
00:29:24 Hey! No, Bo! No!
00:29:26 Okay!
00:29:30 - Yeah!
00:29:34 - No, Bo!
00:29:37 You'd do the same thing to me.
00:29:39 Bo!
00:29:47 Bo, damn it!
00:29:50 Hold on, little buddy!
00:29:56 Oh, shit!
00:30:06 Bo, you son of a...
00:30:27 I said, no, Bo. No!
00:30:34 I thought you said, "Go, Bo. Go. "
00:30:37 You see how that sounds kind of..?
00:30:43 Hey, you know what?
00:30:46 Maybe he can help us
00:30:49 Yeah.
00:30:52 Okay. We'll go to Sheev's.
00:31:04 Rosco, this here's Chip.
00:31:07 You might wanna call Hogg...
00:31:10 ...and tell him them two fellers,
00:31:15 And I might need a ride too.
00:31:23 Boss, what kind of mood you in?
00:31:26 I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood.
00:31:30 Well, it seems that the Duke boys...
00:31:35 ...have stolen your safe.
00:31:42 I am officially upgrading the Dukes...
00:31:46 ...from "fly in my ointment"
00:31:51 And if they happen to elevate
00:31:56 ...then I'm gonna boil you. Got it?
00:32:01 - Yes, sir.
00:32:03 ...I want you to find the Dukes
00:32:08 Oh, and bring me my damn safe back.
00:32:12 Yes, sir.
00:32:19 Flash.
00:32:33 Evening, Sheev.
00:32:37 Sheev.
00:32:47 I'm looking for them Duke boys.
00:32:53 They was last seen
00:32:58 You still got them CIA mind probes
00:33:02 Far as I know.
00:33:05 Good.
00:33:08 ...in case you see the Dukes,
00:33:12 Yeah.
00:33:16 Stinks out here, you know that?
00:33:31 - Is he gone, Sheev?
00:33:42 - Prickett, Prickett.
00:33:44 ... to be invited here
00:33:47 I hope to remind
00:33:49 - ... what it feels like to be proud again.
00:33:53 And I hope to remind the good people
00:33:57 ... and cheer their favorite son,
00:34:02 And I'm declaring today
00:34:07 You're too kind.
00:34:09 ... I'm not too hazardous on the roads.
00:34:13 "Hazardous on the roads. "
00:34:15 - This one's for you!
00:34:18 ... at the parade, for WCNU News.
00:34:21 Seeing Billy Prickett race in person?
00:34:23 That might be worth
00:34:26 - Bo, you racing on Saturday?
00:34:29 What's the prize for second place?
00:34:33 Gonna be good.
00:34:35 It's a little weird
00:34:38 Life's weird, Luke. Someday
00:34:45 Well, okay.
00:34:50 Oh, yeah. Liberty 400.
00:34:53 High-density,
00:34:56 Two-inch chrome bolts,
00:34:58 And a spring-loaded, independent
00:35:02 - She's a beauty.
00:35:06 I'm gonna do more than crack it.
00:35:09 Goddamn it.
00:35:16 Armadillo. They've been infiltrating
00:35:20 - The hell you do with them?
00:35:24 Armadillo helmets can block
00:35:28 Make a pretty good soup bowl too.
00:35:30 So okay. I'm gonna
00:35:33 While I do, would you be a dear, Bo,
00:35:40 Thanks.
00:35:44 Man, he looks pissed off.
00:35:48 Come on, y'all! That was a good one.
00:35:51 All right, maybe you could
00:35:54 Got a real nice deal on this stuff.
00:35:57 Only expired about six months ago,
00:36:02 Yeah! Cooter's got
00:36:05 - Might be able to race on Saturday.
00:36:08 We gotta get it out of there tonight.
00:36:12 Watch your ass, fellas.
00:36:20 This is the fastest-burning
00:36:23 It's a Chinese fuse.
00:36:38 - Might be a wet fuse.
00:36:40 Depends if you like how your face
00:36:43 I think you got the wires backwards.
00:36:45 They're supposed to be.
00:36:48 No, backwards from how
00:36:50 You ever been to China?
00:36:53 I ate Chinese food once.
00:36:54 Well, you don't blow up
00:36:57 I dated a Korean girl in school.
00:36:59 That is a different Oriental nation.
00:37:02 - You got the fuse wrong.
00:37:04 ...Chino-Sino-American relations.
00:37:18 Might've used too much.
00:37:24 Man, that rattled my sphincter.
00:37:31 What the hell is that? Drugs?
00:37:34 Don't look like no drugs I ever saw.
00:37:36 - What the hell are these numbers?
00:37:40 Mining. They drill a hole, take a sample,
00:37:45 - Core samples of what?
00:37:47 Am I wearing a white coat here?
00:37:51 - Take it to a lab.
00:37:55 - Katie-Lynn Johnson's at the university.
00:37:59 Man, I always had a thing for that girl.
00:38:02 Remember she used to come by
00:38:06 - No, I can't say I remember that.
00:38:09 Then she pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze
00:38:13 ...she was gone.
00:38:15 You don't remember that?
00:38:18 Well, okay.
00:38:19 Unless you need something else blown,
00:38:26 Okay.
00:38:29 Come on, Luke. Let's get the General.
00:38:31 Why don't we have Cooter stash that.
00:38:34 We'll take his truck,
00:38:36 How would you feel if the General and I
00:39:08 Ain't she a Georgia peach?
00:39:10 What'd you do,
00:39:12 Luke. Luke. Is that a Hemi?
00:39:17 Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg
00:39:21 So we figured,
00:39:23 I don't know how
00:39:26 Would a BJ from Daisy be within
00:39:30 Not gonna happen.
00:39:32 How about a pair
00:39:35 All right.
00:39:36 Hey, Bo, just win that Hazzard Rally.
00:39:40 And when you get that prize money, you
00:39:45 I love you, Cooter.
00:39:49 - I didn't have time to fix everything.
00:39:54 Let's get that car.
00:40:23 Get in your cars and get them!
00:40:26 Cooter!
00:40:34 All right.
00:40:37 That's so good, man.
00:40:43 Enough.
00:40:45 Man, I'm never gonna get out
00:40:49 I'm gonna eat in it.
00:40:52 You mean you gonna make
00:40:54 Oh, no, I wanna fuck it.
00:40:56 All units, we are in hot pursuit
00:40:59 ...in their piece-of-shit orange car.
00:41:05 "Piece of... " You son of a bitch.
00:41:26 Hey! Get back here!
00:41:28 - Lost Sheep, you out there?
00:41:31 These fellas ain't gonna be
00:41:34 - Thanks, man.
00:41:38 How about we go to Atlanta first?
00:41:40 All right, cuz.
00:41:44 Oh, look at that.
00:41:49 Yeah, that's a shame.
00:41:52 Let's go to Atlanta.
00:42:04 Luke.
00:42:07 Luke.
00:42:10 I know why it didn't work out with
00:42:15 Life is all about timing, you know?
00:42:18 It's my time now.
00:42:21 We're gonna get the farm back.
00:42:26 And I'm gonna get Katie Johnson,
00:42:33 It's my time.
00:42:37 What's going on?
00:42:43 Yeah, baby!
00:42:51 Well, at least we know
00:42:54 Hurry up, you're late
00:42:58 - Klan meeting?
00:43:00 The South will rise again.
00:43:04 Yee-haw, brother!
00:43:07 What the hell's wrong
00:43:09 Nice roof, redneck.
00:43:20 We're gonna make
00:43:32 Oh, excuse me.
00:43:35 Daisy! Oh, boy.
00:43:37 Enos, what's Boss doing
00:43:40 I don't know. They won't tell me. You
00:43:44 - Come on, I'm serious.
00:43:47 Hey. You Anus?
00:43:51 No, that's Enos, Mr. Prickett.
00:43:54 Sorry about that. Is Hogg around?
00:43:58 Oh, yeah. He's out back
00:44:04 Well, howdy, ma'am.
00:44:06 It's just right on out back there.
00:44:09 Yep, head out that way.
00:44:15 There you go.
00:44:19 There he is.
00:44:21 - Hometown hero.
00:44:23 - How you doing, son?
00:44:25 ...this is a great place to crap,
00:44:28 Not before the race.
00:44:30 Don't you worry about that.
00:44:33 I want you down at that finish line.
00:44:36 - Yeah, I know the drill.
00:44:38 But I need you there for two hours, son.
00:44:41 Kissing hands and shaking babies.
00:44:44 You got that backwards.
00:44:48 Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost
00:44:56 Hogg, what the hell am I doing here?
00:44:58 Rosco.
00:45:03 Whoa, what is this?
00:45:06 See how it kind of catches me
00:45:09 Look here, I already got sponsors.
00:45:13 What am I supposed
00:45:16 Tell them it's for charity.
00:45:18 - Is it?
00:45:22 Whatever you say.
00:45:26 It don't matter whose face
00:45:29 I don't need you to win the race.
00:45:47 Hey there, Mr. Prickett.
00:45:49 Well, hello, Daisy.
00:45:52 I was just walking by, and I saw your car
00:45:57 Well, thank you.
00:46:01 Yeah, I know.
00:46:03 Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg
00:46:06 - Yeah, well, he...
00:46:08 ...that Coca-Cola pays you over
00:46:14 - You read that?
00:46:16 ...mentioned that Budweiser
00:46:19 ...to put their logo on your trunk.
00:46:22 ...I'm not much of a reader.
00:46:25 ...on over $200,000 worth
00:46:29 Is that what he's paying you?
00:46:30 Oh, no, no, Daisy,
00:46:35 Really? Which one?
00:46:39 Anal bifida.
00:46:41 Spinal bifida.
00:46:43 It's one of the bifidas.
00:46:46 Have I told you that you're as purty
00:46:50 Have a good day, Mr. Prickett.
00:46:54 Okay.
00:47:14 Lot of smart people out there.
00:47:39 Look out, Katie.
00:47:45 Hello. Hi.
00:47:47 - Hello.
00:47:49 - Oh, boy.
00:47:53 You don't think it's too late
00:48:01 You gotta keep an open mind
00:48:06 This is it, Luke. I can feel it.
00:48:09 Hey, do you know
00:48:12 I think she's in that room right there.
00:48:14 - Thanks.
00:48:19 - I got a great opening line for Katie.
00:48:21 You'll see.
00:48:23 - Katie Johnson?
00:48:26 - Cool.
00:48:33 Katie Johnson?
00:48:35 - She's down the hall.
00:48:39 No, but do you have an application?
00:48:42 Not on me.
00:48:45 Come on, now, focus.
00:48:53 Let's hope she's not in here either.
00:48:55 - Katie Johnson?
00:48:58 - You looking for Katie?
00:49:02 - You guys Hacky?
00:49:05 - What about Katie?
00:49:15 Goodbye, Bo. Bye, Luke.
00:49:18 I guess she wasn't in there.
00:49:20 - We didn't check under the couch.
00:49:22 - Katie.
00:49:29 So he's still doing that?
00:49:33 - Did I just faint?
00:49:36 Oh, my God. I can't believe y'all came.
00:49:39 We just wanna pay you visit,
00:49:42 What?
00:49:44 We just wanna pay a visit
00:49:48 That's sweet. I can't believe
00:49:51 We're gonna get it back.
00:49:53 I love that farm.
00:49:56 - See?
00:49:58 - Annette, this is Bo and Luke.
00:50:01 - Ma'am.
00:50:05 Let's put another shrimp
00:50:11 - That's what they say there.
00:50:13 What do y'all need
00:50:16 It has something to do
00:50:18 ...but we don't know
00:50:23 I don't know that they'll let y'all in,
00:50:26 - We'll get dressed. Y'all wait downstairs.
00:50:29 Downstairs is fine.
00:50:35 It's happening, Luke.
00:50:47 I'll give you that, Jesse.
00:50:49 - I'll give you that.
00:50:53 What are you doing with my land,
00:50:56 Ain't your land anymore.
00:50:59 Wasn't that long ago you was
00:51:03 Well, I have reformed from my sins.
00:51:05 I am now an honest businessman.
00:51:07 Like sponsoring racecars?
00:51:09 What are you getting out of bringing
00:51:14 You know, your nephew's won that race
00:51:18 Now, who's gonna fault me
00:51:22 Well, I know you're rich,
00:51:24 But you ain't stinking rich.
00:51:26 You wouldn't be throwing
00:51:29 ...unless you thought he was
00:51:32 You're a smart man.
00:51:37 Why don't you take your family
00:51:40 Because, see, now I own that farm.
00:51:44 And you ain't never gonna get it back.
00:51:59 I have all the cards, Jesse.
00:52:02 You don't have spit.
00:52:04 It ain't over yet.
00:52:11 Hey, Bo, I love your car.
00:52:14 It's actually a he. Right, Katie?
00:52:24 I ain't even speeding.
00:52:43 You know how fast you were going?
00:52:46 - What?
00:52:52 - I don't know. Ten?
00:52:55 - Isn't the speed limit 10?
00:53:00 You guys police?
00:53:03 Campus police.
00:53:11 Mother of God.
00:53:22 Oh, wait.
00:53:34 I know it's a shame to hide your beauty
00:53:38 What?
00:53:40 I'm not even gonna respond to that.
00:53:43 I know, I'll miss you too.
00:53:47 All right, let's go. Let's go.
00:53:56 Katie-Lynn seems like a girl you could
00:54:00 - Yeah.
00:54:02 I don't think they're gonna
00:54:05 You'll think of something, Katie.
00:54:09 Oh, you're so pretty.
00:54:24 I have an idea.
00:54:33 - Can I help you?
00:54:37 - Royce.
00:54:39 - Royce Williams.
00:54:43 We're here looking for the brightest
00:54:48 Maybe you've been by our booth.
00:54:50 - You're from Kamasaka Technologies?
00:54:53 I'm Mr. Ichinowa,
00:54:57 ...Yoko Takanoshi.
00:55:00 Right on.
00:55:02 You said you were Japanese?
00:55:05 We converted.
00:55:08 Your professor tells us you're some
00:55:11 - Really? On my last test I got a C-minus.
00:55:16 - That's real good.
00:55:19 You just might be
00:55:22 You just gotta pass this one little test.
00:55:24 You just tell us what this is right here.
00:55:28 Looks like a core sample.
00:55:31 - Man, that's good.
00:55:34 - Core sample of what?
00:55:54 - What are you doing?
00:55:57 - What the fuck was that?
00:56:11 Damn! Damn!
00:56:13 These are my good Levi's.
00:56:15 Let's not lose focus here, Royce.
00:56:17 Yes, sir, Mr. Takanoshi.
00:56:19 - What'd you call me?
00:56:22 Right. That's my name.
00:56:27 - Thought it might be drugs or something.
00:56:43 Are you really with
00:56:46 Damn it, we are high-powered
00:56:49 We work hard,
00:56:52 Now, tell us what you see there...
00:56:53 ...or we'll go find another candidate
00:56:57 It's anthracite.
00:57:00 - Coal.
00:57:03 - What's the street value of this?
00:57:07 A good-sized mine? Could be millions.
00:57:10 Can you show us what
00:57:12 Yeah.
00:57:17 Here's what it used to look like.
00:57:26 Damn.
00:57:28 - Hogg's gonna do this to Hazzard?
00:57:32 Mr. Kamasaka? We have to go.
00:57:35 Congratulations, Royce. You got the job.
00:57:40 Sounds like 40 bucks.
00:57:42 Way to go.
00:57:43 All right, man. See you in Beijing.
00:57:51 - You see two guys come through here?
00:58:14 Get me Atlanta P.D. Damn.
00:58:16 Strip-mining?
00:58:18 Why, that slimy bastard.
00:58:20 Here's another little nugget.
00:58:21 Hogg has been paying
00:58:25 ...to race here Saturday.
00:58:28 Y'all better get your asses back here
00:58:31 Ten-four, Shepherd,
00:58:35 What's this? What's these crackers
00:58:38 Turns out Prickett came back because
00:58:42 Don't mean Billy has anything
00:58:45 You got to be kidding me.
00:58:47 Oh, shit. Roll them up.
00:58:50 - What the hell is this, man?
00:58:53 Look, a couple of white boys playing
00:58:57 Actually, we were at the geology lab
00:59:00 No, I get it. They on one of these
00:59:06 - Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked?
00:59:09 Why don't you two hillbillies
00:59:13 Actually, we prefer
00:59:16 Man, get out the car!
00:59:19 Now, which one of you two
00:59:25 There's a certain creek that people
00:59:29 You could say that the Duke boys
00:59:34 Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
00:59:38 Never thought I'd say this,
00:59:43 There goes the canoe.
00:59:50 - Give me your shoelaces.
00:59:52 These guys over there gave me theirs.
00:59:56 When the jailer comes in,
01:00:00 Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
01:00:04 I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
01:00:08 I like your style.
01:00:11 You gonna need those shoelaces?
01:00:13 We gonna have to get out of here.
01:00:16 Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
01:00:20 What the hell are we in here for?
01:00:22 Well, where should I start?
01:00:33 We know you're gonna
01:00:35 Do you, now? Well, that's good.
01:00:39 Guess where I'm gonna sink
01:00:41 Right down in the middle
01:00:44 Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
01:00:48 Hey, that's a phat suit there.
01:00:54 What has strip-mining got to do with you
01:00:59 You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
01:01:02 See, while you're looking over here,
01:01:08 You see, despite the fact
00:00:04 ...I can't legally mine it,
00:00:09 I need to hold a public hearing,
00:00:11 ...to give the citizens of Hazzard
00:00:17 And let me guess, you're going to hold
00:00:21 And if nobody knows about the hearing,
00:00:27 - There you go.
00:00:29 - Sleight of hand.
00:00:31 Then pop some fingernail polish
00:00:36 - Is Billy Prickett in on it?
00:00:40 - Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
00:00:45 Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
00:00:50 ...you might wanna rush right in there
00:00:53 Voice this.
00:00:57 Dadgum it. I just remembered.
00:01:00 Tomorrow morning
00:01:04 And I hear they have a rather
00:01:08 Yo, B. You need to pop
00:01:11 Then your man ho's will be having
00:01:14 I have $ 100 right here...
00:01:16 ...for whoever knocks
00:01:21 Thank you.
00:01:22 Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
00:01:25 Take care, now, you hear?
00:01:28 Bye-bye.
00:01:31 Don't you know you're not supposed
00:01:53 All right, here's what we're gonna do.
00:01:56 When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter
00:02:00 Then when the cops are moving the pig,
00:02:04 Car drives away,
00:02:08 He can't drive without a chassis...
00:02:11 All right, shut up back there!
00:02:12 My cousin's starting to go crazy.
00:02:16 I think he done caught the fever,
00:02:18 That's what happens
00:02:22 Can we help you guys out
00:02:24 ...oblige you with a reach-around
00:02:27 Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first.
00:02:29 Sarge, if you and me was to have
00:02:33 - Appears to me you caught already, son.
00:02:36 If I had my car and you was in this one,
00:02:41 Because, bubba,
00:02:43 She's got plenty under the hood,
00:02:47 - No balls.
00:02:48 No balls. No balls.
00:02:51 - No balls.
00:02:52 You wanna see balls?
00:02:54 - No balls. No balls.
00:02:57 You letting them get your panties
00:03:01 Shut the hell up back there. All right?
00:03:04 - No balls.
00:03:07 You need a napkin
00:03:12 - Goddamn it.
00:03:20 What seems to be the problem, sugar?
00:03:23 I think something bounced up
00:03:26 - Will you take a look?
00:03:28 ...to check your undercarriage.
00:03:31 I stopped you
00:03:34 Stopped me? Sir, you hit me.
00:03:36 Because your taillight is out,
00:03:39 - You're gonna write me a ticket?
00:03:42 This is ridiculous!
00:03:46 Is there anything I can help you out
00:03:49 Do cute cops grow on trees
00:03:52 Well, I, you know... Pushups.
00:03:56 Let me see what's going on
00:04:01 - Damn, that's hot.
00:04:09 - Bless you.
00:04:12 - Your undercarriage?
00:04:22 Looks like you boys
00:04:35 I was about to seal the deal
00:04:38 What? She was looking at me
00:04:42 - Let's get out of here.
00:04:50 Y'all think you can catch me now?
00:05:07 Buckle up, this might get exciting.
00:05:09 That's all right. We'll be long gone
00:05:14 Get skinny!
00:05:26 - Okay, where's the highway?
00:05:30 Wait. I got it.
00:05:35 Turn left up here!
00:05:36 Turn left, turn left!
00:05:39 Damn it, I said, left!
00:05:41 - You said your left!
00:05:44 I'm gonna need
00:05:49 It's okay.
00:06:00 So, girls, how's the back seat?
00:06:02 I haven't had this much fun since
00:06:07 You remember those tight little outfits
00:06:16 - I didn't know how to break it to you.
00:06:19 Luke, you said he was okay with it.
00:06:25 Look at the road, Bo.
00:06:28 Bo, look at the road.
00:06:31 - Look at the road.
00:06:35 Bo!
00:06:58 I think I'm gonna chunder.
00:06:59 - Is that bad?
00:07:01 - Not in the car.
00:07:30 You told me she wasn't
00:07:33 That it was better to lose a lover
00:07:36 Because you would faint
00:07:39 I don't faint.
00:07:43 You called me a loser?
00:07:45 I was trying to make him feel better.
00:07:47 Can you just let me out here?
00:08:02 Bo, this is some of the best driving
00:08:06 - Ain't that right, girls?
00:08:09 Don't kiss my ass.
00:08:16 - Bo, you gotta get us out of here.
00:08:19 - You're being ridiculous, Bo.
00:08:22 I really need a plastic bag now.
00:08:30 What is the purpose of this circle?
00:08:36 How do we get out of here?
00:08:38 - Take this right.
00:08:40 Take a right here.
00:08:43 Hell.
00:08:55 You're scaring the girls.
00:08:57 - Say sorry for stealing Katie.
00:09:00 I liked her. You betrayed that.
00:09:02 - I liked her too!
00:09:06 Calm down, Bo!
00:09:07 I will calm down
00:09:09 - Say you're sorry.
00:09:11 Have you made your peace
00:09:14 Because you're about to
00:09:18 - Just say you're sorry!
00:09:19 We had a good time,
00:09:39 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:09:42 Fine. I'll take Annette.
00:09:47 That was fun.
00:09:58 Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep,
00:10:00 Uncle Jesse, where are you?
00:10:02 There's a hearing at the courthouse.
00:10:06 Sounds like a mighty fine plan, Lucas.
00:10:08 Only got one wrinkle to it.
00:10:11 You do that, could be very bad
00:10:18 Hogg, you lay one hand on them...
00:10:20 ...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth
00:10:23 Well, you bring the Vaseline.
00:10:25 We'll make it a party.
00:10:27 You two boys stay out of Hazzard,
00:10:31 - Where you think they got them?
00:10:34 - Hogg's never gone this far before.
00:10:38 Cousin, I'm always ready
00:10:54 What are we doing here?
00:10:58 Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna
00:11:02 He got caught drinking
00:11:06 I know, I know. But we're gonna need
00:11:10 Oh, good God.
00:11:14 Why, Katie Johnson, is that you?
00:11:17 Boy, you filled out real nice.
00:11:19 Yeah. You filled out
00:11:22 What's going on, Sheev? Looks like
00:11:26 Leave them two girls here,
00:11:30 Come on in. I'll put a stew on.
00:11:42 - Hazzard County Police Department.
00:11:47 Me and Rosco are over
00:11:49 - If anybody wants us, we'll be here.
00:11:55 Rosco, I'm going over
00:12:00 Do not be late
00:12:04 Boss, how come you told old Enos there
00:12:10 You remember the time
00:12:13 - Yeah.
00:12:17 Then we tried to spread those rumors
00:12:21 ...so my chicken factories
00:12:25 It was Enos that told the Duke boys.
00:12:28 So you want them Duke boys
00:13:03 Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Rosco?
00:13:08 They're at your farm.
00:13:11 Thank you, Enos.
00:13:18 That might be a new record.
00:13:26 What? Okay, thanks, Daisy.
00:13:31 He's at our farm.
00:13:35 Hey. Hey, look, there's Prickett.
00:13:37 - So?
00:13:40 He don't care about Hazzard.
00:13:43 Oh, man, you're wrong.
00:13:52 - You out of your goddamn mind?
00:13:56 - Boss Hogg's gonna strip-mine Hazzard.
00:14:00 - Who's stripping?
00:14:03 - He paid you to come and race...
00:14:06 - I already know.
00:14:10 - But this is your hometown.
00:14:14 ...but this place is a shithole.
00:14:17 If it wasn't a strip mine,
00:14:22 Kind of like one of them outlets where
00:14:27 Hell, they don't even have an Outback
00:14:31 - Right as pie, Billy.
00:14:38 Look at the bright side, Bo-Bo. At least
00:14:43 Because I would've left that little Tonka
00:14:46 - Tonka.
00:14:49 Hey, hey, hey!
00:14:51 - What about Uncle Jesse?
00:14:54 - You wanna rodeo with this clown?
00:14:57 He's had a good run.
00:14:59 Besides, if he passes, God have mercy
00:15:08 I'm just playing with you, man.
00:15:23 They're here.
00:15:31 Cooter, you ready out there?
00:15:33 You get Rosco out of there,
00:15:36 What do you say we smoke
00:15:42 Hey, Rosco, come on out,
00:15:51 - Cletus, get your butt out there.
00:16:08 - Let me know if you're gonna puke!
00:16:18 All right, boys! Y'all come on
00:16:23 - Hey, Rosco!
00:16:36 I didn't know we had so many pigs
00:16:50 - I call this "painting the fence. "
00:16:58 Look out, look out!
00:17:00 - You gonna get us out of here?
00:17:18 Man, they're hauling ass, pick it up!
00:17:30 - You gonna make that?
00:17:36 Hold on, Luke.
00:17:41 I'll go in this direction now!
00:17:57 All right, Jesse. I'm arresting those...
00:18:00 Jesse? Jesse?
00:18:06 Courthouse.
00:18:17 Attention!
00:18:21 Life as we know it is about to end.
00:18:24 As we speak, dark forces are conspiring
00:18:29 Follow me to the courthouse,
00:18:33 Yeah, right, Sheev. Last year
00:18:38 Get a job, man.
00:18:40 Hey, Sheev. Sheev.
00:18:42 - Go back to your spaceship.
00:18:48 Bye, Sheev.
00:19:03 It might be good
00:19:05 - Hell, move over, I'll drive.
00:19:07 I'm still hoping to survive this thing.
00:19:11 Goddamn it. Son of a bitch.
00:19:16 I like the way you think, cuz.
00:19:38 Hold on.
00:19:54 Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep,
00:19:57 Go for Lost Sheep.
00:19:59 - Free and clear.
00:20:01 Sheev's making sure everyone
00:20:04 - I'll see you in town.
00:20:06 Let's get the hell out of here.
00:20:12 - Barn door, coming up.
00:20:39 The General!
00:20:41 Let's head to the courthouse!
00:20:47 End of the World to Lost Sheep,
00:20:50 - Come in, Lost Sheep.
00:20:52 - Everybody headed into town?
00:20:54 Repeat, that's a negative.
00:20:56 No one listened.
00:20:59 - Did you tell them about the strip mine?
00:21:03 Were you wearing a armadillo helmet
00:21:08 No.
00:21:11 Okay, Lost Sheep out.
00:21:13 No one's heading in to town?
00:21:15 If we don't get to that courthouse
00:21:22 - Well, we still got time for Plan B.
00:21:26 - Plan B.
00:21:27 When you're flying by the seat
00:21:30 ... nothing sounds more official
00:21:34 Don't worry, cuz,
00:22:01 This emergency hearing
00:22:06 Rosco, where is everybody?
00:22:10 I'm here.
00:22:12 Well, we have until noon.
00:22:54 Now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:22:59 ...it's my honor today
00:23:04 ...and the friend of everybody in the
00:23:13 ...the governor, James T. Applewhite!
00:23:19 Thank you. Thank you.
00:23:22 Ladies and gentlemen...
00:23:24 ...welcome to the
00:23:31 Drivers, start your engines!
00:23:46 Just have a couple piña coladas
00:23:50 Here comes the heat.
00:23:56 There they go.
00:24:04 Come on, come on, come on.
00:24:27 He's in the race!
00:25:00 It has been confirmed that the
00:25:03 ...is in fact the same car
00:25:06 It seems that the "orange-car fugitives"
00:25:11 State and local authorities
00:25:14 ...known as the General Lee.
00:25:16 Well, General-Lee speaking, I'd say those
00:25:20 I'm Rick Shakely.
00:25:27 This is Boss Hogg.
00:25:31 I want all available vehicles to shut down
00:25:37 - We're gonna need to clear a path.
00:25:43 Hey, Dil, what's the word
00:25:48 Well, of course I wanna go backstage.
00:26:45 Damn.
00:26:59 Enos. I want you
00:27:05 Someone moved my car.
00:27:08 Enos, you dipstick,
00:27:13 Hell, let's just sack up
00:27:18 Holy shit!
00:27:21 Luke, where the hell are you?
00:27:39 - Good God almighty.
00:27:42 - How's the race going?
00:28:33 Why, you dirty son of a bitch.
00:28:38 Hey, go easy on that.
00:28:40 For what I'm getting ready to do,
00:28:50 You know why tornadoes and blonds...
00:28:52 ...are so much alike?
00:28:55 At first, there's a lot of sucking
00:29:04 Know what you get when you cross
00:29:07 - No.
00:29:09 ...that'll bring a tear to your eye.
00:29:17 You thinking about throwing it?
00:29:19 Oh, I'll throw it.
00:29:29 You know why divorces
00:29:31 - No.
00:29:37 Fire in the hole.
00:29:45 Hey, Bo, take it home.
00:30:00 Here we go again.
00:30:02 Okay, I'm gonna get those cops
00:30:05 When I do, tow those cruisers
00:30:08 Can do.
00:30:24 Excuse me, officers.
00:30:27 ...and I was wondering
00:30:29 Why, yes, ma'am.
00:30:32 - Oh, you're sweet.
00:30:36 Halt! Tough shit, honey.
00:30:40 Ain't no one going anywhere.
00:30:43 What the hell are you doing?
00:30:55 Come on, General.
00:31:28 Hey, Dil, we got a late arrival!
00:31:40 Hey, Billy!
00:31:51 You're gonna pay for that, Bo-Bo.
00:31:58 I've had just about enough of you.
00:32:13 Here they come.
00:32:30 Of course I can feel him on my left!
00:32:38 - Where is he getting this from?
00:32:41 He's playing with me!
00:32:50 - Come on.
00:32:55 I want him tested for steroids!
00:33:00 But Billy Prickett and the General Lee
00:33:03 They're still going.
00:33:07 - Come on, y'all!
00:33:09 ...if we have to chase after
00:33:13 Better luck next time, Hogg.
00:33:15 Let's go, baby.
00:33:24 Don't go home, really.
00:33:28 This is Boss Hogg.
00:33:31 That road better be shut down
00:33:36 Ten-four. Barricade's in place.
00:33:44 Rosco, is anyone coming?
00:33:47 - What, I ain't good enough for you?
00:33:53 Don't write that down.
00:33:55 - Are they coming?
00:33:59 We got the whole town headed
00:34:02 - Daisy, we all clear?
00:34:06 "Not exactly" could be a problem.
00:34:09 Bo? I think we're gonna have
00:34:28 - What the hell are you doing, Cooter?
00:34:31 I heard a pretty lady needed a tow.
00:34:36 - Cooter.
00:34:39 Cooter, what the hell are you doing?
00:34:49 Hey, Billy!
00:34:52 You think I was born
00:34:55 Oh, shit!
00:35:06 Holy shit.
00:35:24 Luke, I made it, but I don't know
00:35:27 That's okay, I got an idea!
00:35:33 Well, I'll see you on the other side.
00:35:50 Give me
00:35:53 What license?
00:36:01 What are we waiting on, judge?
00:36:04 Well, I guess it's that time.
00:36:06 I just can't believe
00:36:10 All those in favor
00:36:16 - They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard?
00:36:19 - How can they do that?
00:36:24 All those opposed?
00:36:28 What the hell is that?
00:36:35 - Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow.
00:36:38 I think we got some people who might
00:36:43 Okay, all those opposed
00:36:49 This court hereby declares that the
00:37:00 Thank you much. Thank you, Boss.
00:37:04 She might be a little low on gas.
00:37:07 Take that.
00:37:10 Were you really gonna strip-mine
00:37:14 I was thinking about it.
00:37:18 - Out of the way.
00:37:20 Excuse me, ma'am.
00:37:23 - Get your hands up.
00:37:25 Hands up, hands up.
00:37:27 Okay. Looks like the party's over.
00:37:31 Damn right it is.
00:37:34 ...for the great state of Georgia,
00:37:37 ...in the penitentiary. Cuff him.
00:37:41 Let them go!
00:37:42 Let them go!
00:37:44 Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think
00:37:48 - Well, hot dog.
00:37:50 Yes, sir. You wanted to comment
00:37:53 ...are the heroes
00:37:55 - That's right, governor!
00:37:59 Certainly, certainly.
00:38:02 As you know, I've always been
00:38:06 And these boys,
00:38:10 And because they're heroes, you're
00:38:18 Moreover, as governor,
00:38:21 ...of any and all offenses against
00:38:28 Governor? I wanna thank you
00:38:32 - Pardon you for what?
00:38:40 Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too.
00:38:45 Here's to Hazzard County's
00:38:52 The day had been saved, as they say.
00:38:55 Hazzard was put back the way it was.
00:38:58 Boss Hogg had some explaining to do.
00:39:01 And the Dukes got their farm back
00:39:03 ... with a good old-fashioned
00:39:07 Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think
00:39:10 - Oh, no. I only sing in the shower.
00:39:14 - Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it.
00:39:17 Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse?
00:39:20 I think I might know where he is.
00:39:28 An apple?
00:39:29 An apple a day
00:39:32 Come on, Jesse,
00:39:35 - Real refreshing.
00:39:49 It feels like old times again.
00:39:51 Yeah, except for now we don't
00:39:55 I swear you're the most beautiful thing
00:39:59 - You're sweet.
00:40:02 I would really like to give you
00:40:04 Clean you up real nice.
00:40:06 - I'd like that.
00:40:10 Don't worry about her. She's crazy.
00:40:20 Hey there, Laurie.
00:40:22 You forgot to make your delivery
00:40:25 - Go, Bo, go.
00:40:29 You get back here, you bastard!
00:40:32 See y'all later.
00:40:47 Okay, this is A-camera marker.
00:40:49 - Actually, she's my cousin.
00:40:52 Hell, long as she's your sister.
00:41:02 Don't you know you're not supposed
00:41:08 - Come on, cut that out.
00:41:11 Do I need to mark this thing?
00:41:13 It's called common markers.
00:41:15 I wonder if Richard Burton
00:41:59 What the fuck?
00:42:03 What the fuck?
00:42:06 - It gets longer and longer, doesn't it?
00:42:09 How these boys are the heroes for...
00:42:12 Every time I look at her titties,
00:42:18 - I love it except for the hair in your eyes.
00:42:20 - How's my hair?
00:42:23 How'd you miss that?
00:42:25 - Gonna take your hands off the wheel?
00:42:28 Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again.
00:42:31 For your...
00:42:35 - Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus. "
00:42:38 For your heinous crimes.
00:42:41 Have you been running this
00:42:54 Did I say "shit" or "hell" that time?
00:42:59 Dang it, a little help. A little help.
00:43:04 - Cut it.
00:43:07 Come on, be a bro, be a bro.
00:43:12 - Move over.
00:43:14 - There weren't any bananas.
00:43:18 - Where's Bo?
00:43:23 Lunch!
00:43:29 Thank you very much.
00:43:33 Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying!
00:43:36 Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay.
00:44:40 ~ End ~