Dukes Of Hazzard The
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Welcome to Hazzard County. |
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A little corner of the world where |
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... and people are never too busy |
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Shoot, some folks even say this is |
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Yep, basically everything down here |
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... unless, of course, |
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Man, the General's in good shape. |
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Bo, it's happy hour at The Boar's Nest, |
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It's all one big happy hour, Luke. |
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Hi, Luke. |
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- I got this one. |
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It's a great idea. Come on. |
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Hey, Laurie. |
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- You here to make your delivery? |
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Luke, remember last time. |
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Don't worry about it, cuz. |
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It's okay, Bo. Pa ain't here. |
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See, Bo? Pa ain't here. |
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- Hi. |
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Play hard to get, little buddy. |
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Listen and learn, General. |
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And now, side two |
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No Questions, Only Unsers, |
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"I'm too old for this shit. " |
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That's what I was thinking |
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... running fourth at Talladega. |
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But then it hit me. |
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You gotta keep going |
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- That is so true. |
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But if you don't make the turn, |
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So I gripped the wheel tighter, |
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Make my move. Give you my move. |
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- Jesus Christ! |
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Hey, Mr. Pullman. |
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- How you doing, sir? |
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You ready for that big |
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Yeah, I got him all tuned up. |
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How many times |
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- Four in a row, sir. |
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That's good. Billy Prickett won it four |
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- Hey, you been hunting? |
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Yeah, I been using |
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They scatter less for when you really |
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- Cool. Guns. |
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Are you delivering |
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Oh, no. I never travel alone, sir. |
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I like to think I travel |
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You know, Jesus. |
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You know, I like that attitude. |
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I'm gonna look around |
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...to date my daughter, |
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Because she's getting curious |
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Yeah. |
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Oh, you're talking about sex, right? |
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I just wanna keep that |
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The way he looks at her galls me. |
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You get back here right now, |
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Get back here. |
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Luke! Luke! |
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- Why you running, you chickenshit? |
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You get the hell off my sister. |
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- Jimmy! |
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Damn you, Luke! |
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- Go, Bo, go! |
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- Put on a shirt! |
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I forgot about the brother. Go! |
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So happy hour? |
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- You're gonna get us shot someday. |
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Not with you driving the getaway car. |
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- So how was it? |
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Son of a bitch. |
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Here, load up with these |
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They'll blow a hole through |
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Look out. |
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Oh, goddamn it! |
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- What's he using? |
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Dadgum it, |
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Got a big kick to it. |
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Don't you worry. They can't touch |
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You missed, Jimmy! |
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Can't you shoot straight? Don't point |
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Don't call me a chucklehead. |
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Hey! Get that gun out of the wheel! |
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What are you doing? Hey. |
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- Goddamn it. |
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Let's go after them. |
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- Bo, did you see that sign? |
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This is how you planned |
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You ain't scared, are you? |
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Scared? Hell, no. I just don't |
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...when you break his bottles of shine. |
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I bet you the old phone book |
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Phone book it is. |
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Daddy, you get me close, |
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Goddamn it, Jimmy! |
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Who says I can't shoot? Daddy? Daddy! |
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Bo and Luke Duke. |
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Cousins closer than brothers. |
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Both big-hearted, strong-willed... |
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... and restless as a couple of cats |
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Nice driving, cuz. |
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What? |
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- I won the bet, you son of a bitch. |
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I didn't break any bottles, |
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- I was just joking about the bet. |
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- Yeah. |
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- Come on, double or nothing. |
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Which side you want, |
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Right. |
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Did I hear one of your teeth break? |
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I don't remember the Hazzard |
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This is Atlanta. |
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Bet was over. I can't believe that |
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- What are you doing? |
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- Oh, man. |
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Left. |
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That was a good one. |
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Right in the ball sack. God. |
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In case of dehydration. |
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That'll put lead in your pencil. |
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- Man, I'm already tired of walking. |
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Them jeans of yours |
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Oh, yeah? I bet you a cold beer |
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That's five miles. |
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I'm coming! I'm coming! |
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Face! |
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He came back. |
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What's Billy Prickett doing here? |
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Well, it looks like he's here |
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Man, those tires alone are worth |
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My, oh, my. Look at that. |
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What's new |
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- They make you lieutenant yet? |
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Maybe one of these days you'll |
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We could use a man like you. |
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I don't know. I don't think it's a good |
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Moonshine business? |
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But if someone were in the moonshining |
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Now, Luke, you know I can't say |
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He spanks you? |
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Hey, Dil, what do you want? |
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By the looks of this place, |
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...and a shot of penicillin, right? |
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Jesus, mother of Mary. |
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Look away, man. |
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Don't worry about it. |
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There ain't nobody in this bar |
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All right, all right. |
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Y'all ready to order? |
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You better be reading |
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I am, I am. I noticed |
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- Oh, sweet Jesus. |
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You wanna order, or you wanna sit |
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Ain't gotta get fussy. |
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I'll tell you what, I'll order. |
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Let's see... |
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Do those legs come over easy? |
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Oh, my God. |
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- How about the special, sir? |
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You stop bothering that nice girl |
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- Billy Prickett. |
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- Welcome home, boy. |
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Hey. |
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Why don't you cool off, Dil? |
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- Come on, boy. Let's get out of here. |
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Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there. |
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Should I buy him a drink? |
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Maybe you should buy him |
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Give me a Miller. |
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How you doing? |
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Hey, Billy Prickett. |
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See, boys, I told you all the |
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- Man. |
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Fellas, this is Bo Duke. |
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Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally |
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Yeah, well... |
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All streaks must come to an end, Bo. |
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- Well, I'm looking forward to the race. |
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This is the boy |
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Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief. |
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- Bo-Bo, have a seat. |
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So, Billy, what's it like |
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- Well... |
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Oh, well, you sweet little thing. |
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Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty |
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Bo-Bo, may the best man win. |
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John, another round! |
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So, Bo, what's the story |
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Because she gave me a ride earlier. |
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Well, actually, she's my cousin. |
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Oh, really? You hitting that? |
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- She's my cousin. |
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- Come again? |
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...is if you shuck her corn. |
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Now, there are certain things you just |
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I'll shuck your corn! |
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Excuse me a second. |
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Pick him up! Pick him up! |
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Hey, hey. Can I get in on this? |
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- Yeah. |
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Oh, buddy. |
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Here we go. |
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Fifty bucks on the Dukes! |
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- That makes two, Luke! |
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Hey, Billy Prickett! |
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Careful, Bo-Bo. |
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Don't hit him. That's A.J. Foyt! |
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- Really? |
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- Hey, can I hit this guy? |
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- The ribs are greasy. |
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Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane. |
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Closest thing to law enforcement |
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Rosco's been after the Duke boys |
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Of course, some people say |
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... landed right on the sheriff's |
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Dukes. Just once you two |
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...in better shape |
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Oh, I think your boss can afford |
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I heard there was |
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...concerning a certain crappy |
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Y'all really upset some |
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When I got there, they were not being |
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What'd you do, Rosco? |
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I can't say she's gonna be in real good |
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You watch yourself, hillbilly boy. |
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Come on, boys. My shift's over. |
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Come on. |
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Jefferson Davis Hogg... |
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... the meanest man |
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He's canny as a fox, |
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... and crooked as a hillbilly's smile. |
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Well, Rosco. |
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I see you have redecorated. |
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Interesting style. What do you call it? |
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- Well, sir, the Dukes... |
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I had a feeling. |
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I've got some important things |
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- Yes, sir. |
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...or am I gonna have to make |
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I'm on top of it, Boss. |
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That's what I'm afraid of. |
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- You ready? |
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Not good. |
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Hell, this is worse than the time |
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Mostly cosmetic damage, |
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- Mostly. |
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- He's gonna be ready for the race, right? |
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I mean, the General doesn't race. |
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The General erases the competition. |
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Who does this? |
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It would make a nice hat or a slipper. |
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You know what? Just leave the General |
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I'll have it up running in no time. |
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What if you need to tow somebody? |
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If I can't "toe" them, I'll just finger them. |
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Close one. Even shell-shocked, |
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- Thanks, Cooter. |
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Chin up. |
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Daisy? |
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Jesse L. Duke. |
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- Uncle Jesse to you. |
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Now, Jesse's been |
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Hazzard County and Korea. |
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- Daisy? |
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- As far as he's concerned... |
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I'm in the shower. |
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- that's one place too many. |
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Ready or not, here I come. |
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- How's it looking, good looking? |
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...but the boiler's still slow. |
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Them boys break more bottles than |
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Wonder where in the hell |
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It'll make you feel lots better. |
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- Light the son of a bitch. |
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I feel good. |
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All right, y'all, knock off |
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What's going on, Uncle Jesse? |
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Guy come out of an antique shop |
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Bumped into this drunk, |
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Guy said, "Why don't you watch |
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The drunk says, "Why don't you carry |
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Know what happens |
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- No. |
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Here's another one for you. |
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How many Dukes does it take |
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Oh, yes, sorry about that, |
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Is that Rosco? |
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Wonder what |
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Come on. |
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We can skip the "Hi, how are you's. " |
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Right here, sheriff. |
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Oh, that's horseshit. |
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"By the power vested in me |
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...I hereby seize this property... |
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...for the crime of producing |
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Now, Jesse, |
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...or, of course... |
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...there's that other way. |
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- Let's try the that other way first. |
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Only way I'm leaving this farm |
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Well... |
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Hi, Dukes. |
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Hi. |
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Well, now. |
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Lookie there. |
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Moonshining. |
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- That ain't ours, Boss. |
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You're out of here. |
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This land ain't yours anymore. |
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You're gonna have to |
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...and you're never gonna moonshine... |
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Watch out. I got my dog here, |
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Easy, Jesse. Not now. |
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You boys done started a fight |
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Well, you have my sympathy. |
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- Should've busted a cap in his ass. |
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Hey, easy now, boys. |
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Thanks for taking us in, Pauline. |
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Oh, honey, it is my pleasure. |
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I left three toes in Korea for this country, |
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I don't understand how they |
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They planted a still in our barn. |
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They planted a still? Now, |
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Because they're too damn dumb |
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I was waiting on old Bill Miller |
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He said Boss' men seized his land |
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Maybe it's got to do with all that |
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You wanna go up there |
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Oh, I don't know, boys. |
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Oh, now, Pauline. |
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Don't worry, Uncle Jesse. |
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You know what's gonna happen, |
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Those two are gonna get themselves |
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...and I'm gonna have to |
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That's why we love you, honey. |
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- Oh, goddamn it. |
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What the hell |
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What's it look like? |
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...gonna aim it right up |
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You stupid enough to think |
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- I'm fixing to fix it. |
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You couldn't fix an election |
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What do you want, Rosco? |
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This here vehicle, it was used in the |
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Boss wants it impounded. |
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It ain't running right now, |
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...so unless you stick it up your ass... |
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Hey, one way or another, |
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...tomorrow I'm auctioning off |
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So y'all have a good night, now, okay? |
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I got two words for you: |
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That's three words. |
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Stupid. |
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Hey, man, this is Cooter. |
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Round up the fellas. |
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Lot of equipment there |
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Yeah, and that fence went up |
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- Let's go ditch the truck. |
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Well, ain't that cute, |
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Come on. |
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What now? |
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Lookie here, Bo. |
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He's got our farm marked, right next |
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What the hell does he want |
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I don't know. |
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But I tell you what, |
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...I'd be hiding in that big, |
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- How are we supposed to open that? |
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... but I'd sure hate to be |
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Yeah! |
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Holy shit. |
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Hope they got e-mail. |
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Oh, dear. |
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What the hell? |
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It's stuck on a pole. |
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I'll check it. |
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- Give it some gas! |
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- Hey, give it a little more gas! |
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- Hey, Bo, hold up! |
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Hey! No, Bo! No! |
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Okay! |
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- Yeah! |
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- No, Bo! |
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You'd do the same thing to me. |
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Bo! |
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Bo, damn it! |
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Hold on, little buddy! |
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Oh, shit! |
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Bo, you son of a... |
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I said, no, Bo. No! |
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I thought you said, "Go, Bo. Go. " |
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You see how that sounds kind of..? |
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Hey, you know what? |
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Maybe he can help us |
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Yeah. |
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Okay. We'll go to Sheev's. |
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Rosco, this here's Chip. |
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You might wanna call Hogg... |
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...and tell him them two fellers, |
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And I might need a ride too. |
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Boss, what kind of mood you in? |
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I'm in a crawfish-boiling mood. |
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Well, it seems that the Duke boys... |
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...have stolen your safe. |
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I am officially upgrading the Dukes... |
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...from "fly in my ointment" |
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And if they happen to elevate |
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...then I'm gonna boil you. Got it? |
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- Yes, sir. |
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...I want you to find the Dukes |
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Oh, and bring me my damn safe back. |
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Yes, sir. |
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Flash. |
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Evening, Sheev. |
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Sheev. |
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I'm looking for them Duke boys. |
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They was last seen |
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You still got them CIA mind probes |
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Far as I know. |
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Good. |
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...in case you see the Dukes, |
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Yeah. |
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Stinks out here, you know that? |
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- Is he gone, Sheev? |
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- Prickett, Prickett. |
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... to be invited here |
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I hope to remind |
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- ... what it feels like to be proud again. |
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And I hope to remind the good people |
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... and cheer their favorite son, |
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And I'm declaring today |
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You're too kind. |
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... I'm not too hazardous on the roads. |
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"Hazardous on the roads. " |
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- This one's for you! |
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... at the parade, for WCNU News. |
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Seeing Billy Prickett race in person? |
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That might be worth |
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- Bo, you racing on Saturday? |
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What's the prize for second place? |
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Gonna be good. |
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It's a little weird |
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Life's weird, Luke. Someday |
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Well, okay. |
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Oh, yeah. Liberty 400. |
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High-density, |
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Two-inch chrome bolts, |
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And a spring-loaded, independent |
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- She's a beauty. |
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I'm gonna do more than crack it. |
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Goddamn it. |
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Armadillo. They've been infiltrating |
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- The hell you do with them? |
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Armadillo helmets can block |
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Make a pretty good soup bowl too. |
00:35:30 |
So okay. I'm gonna |
00:35:33 |
While I do, would you be a dear, Bo, |
00:35:40 |
Thanks. |
00:35:44 |
Man, he looks pissed off. |
00:35:48 |
Come on, y'all! That was a good one. |
00:35:51 |
All right, maybe you could |
00:35:54 |
Got a real nice deal on this stuff. |
00:35:57 |
Only expired about six months ago, |
00:36:02 |
Yeah! Cooter's got |
00:36:05 |
- Might be able to race on Saturday. |
00:36:08 |
We gotta get it out of there tonight. |
00:36:12 |
Watch your ass, fellas. |
00:36:20 |
This is the fastest-burning |
00:36:23 |
It's a Chinese fuse. |
00:36:38 |
- Might be a wet fuse. |
00:36:40 |
Depends if you like how your face |
00:36:43 |
I think you got the wires backwards. |
00:36:45 |
They're supposed to be. |
00:36:48 |
No, backwards from how |
00:36:50 |
You ever been to China? |
00:36:53 |
I ate Chinese food once. |
00:36:54 |
Well, you don't blow up |
00:36:57 |
I dated a Korean girl in school. |
00:36:59 |
That is a different Oriental nation. |
00:37:02 |
- You got the fuse wrong. |
00:37:04 |
...Chino-Sino-American relations. |
00:37:18 |
Might've used too much. |
00:37:24 |
Man, that rattled my sphincter. |
00:37:31 |
What the hell is that? Drugs? |
00:37:34 |
Don't look like no drugs I ever saw. |
00:37:36 |
- What the hell are these numbers? |
00:37:40 |
Mining. They drill a hole, take a sample, |
00:37:45 |
- Core samples of what? |
00:37:47 |
Am I wearing a white coat here? |
00:37:51 |
- Take it to a lab. |
00:37:55 |
- Katie-Lynn Johnson's at the university. |
00:37:59 |
Man, I always had a thing for that girl. |
00:38:02 |
Remember she used to come by |
00:38:06 |
- No, I can't say I remember that. |
00:38:09 |
Then she pulled a goddamn Keyser Soze |
00:38:13 |
...she was gone. |
00:38:15 |
You don't remember that? |
00:38:18 |
Well, okay. |
00:38:19 |
Unless you need something else blown, |
00:38:26 |
Okay. |
00:38:29 |
Come on, Luke. Let's get the General. |
00:38:31 |
Why don't we have Cooter stash that. |
00:38:34 |
We'll take his truck, |
00:38:36 |
How would you feel if the General and I |
00:39:08 |
Ain't she a Georgia peach? |
00:39:10 |
What'd you do, |
00:39:12 |
Luke. Luke. Is that a Hemi? |
00:39:17 |
Me and my buddies lose the Gettysburg |
00:39:21 |
So we figured, |
00:39:23 |
I don't know how |
00:39:26 |
Would a BJ from Daisy be within |
00:39:30 |
Not gonna happen. |
00:39:32 |
How about a pair |
00:39:35 |
All right. |
00:39:36 |
Hey, Bo, just win that Hazzard Rally. |
00:39:40 |
And when you get that prize money, you |
00:39:45 |
I love you, Cooter. |
00:39:49 |
- I didn't have time to fix everything. |
00:39:54 |
Let's get that car. |
00:40:23 |
Get in your cars and get them! |
00:40:26 |
Cooter! |
00:40:34 |
All right. |
00:40:37 |
That's so good, man. |
00:40:43 |
Enough. |
00:40:45 |
Man, I'm never gonna get out |
00:40:49 |
I'm gonna eat in it. |
00:40:52 |
You mean you gonna make |
00:40:54 |
Oh, no, I wanna fuck it. |
00:40:56 |
All units, we are in hot pursuit |
00:40:59 |
...in their piece-of-shit orange car. |
00:41:05 |
"Piece of... " You son of a bitch. |
00:41:26 |
Hey! Get back here! |
00:41:28 |
- Lost Sheep, you out there? |
00:41:31 |
These fellas ain't gonna be |
00:41:34 |
- Thanks, man. |
00:41:38 |
How about we go to Atlanta first? |
00:41:40 |
All right, cuz. |
00:41:44 |
Oh, look at that. |
00:41:49 |
Yeah, that's a shame. |
00:41:52 |
Let's go to Atlanta. |
00:42:04 |
Luke. |
00:42:07 |
Luke. |
00:42:10 |
I know why it didn't work out with |
00:42:15 |
Life is all about timing, you know? |
00:42:18 |
It's my time now. |
00:42:21 |
We're gonna get the farm back. |
00:42:26 |
And I'm gonna get Katie Johnson, |
00:42:33 |
It's my time. |
00:42:37 |
What's going on? |
00:42:43 |
Yeah, baby! |
00:42:51 |
Well, at least we know |
00:42:54 |
Hurry up, you're late |
00:42:58 |
- Klan meeting? |
00:43:00 |
The South will rise again. |
00:43:04 |
Yee-haw, brother! |
00:43:07 |
What the hell's wrong |
00:43:09 |
Nice roof, redneck. |
00:43:20 |
We're gonna make |
00:43:32 |
Oh, excuse me. |
00:43:35 |
Daisy! Oh, boy. |
00:43:37 |
Enos, what's Boss doing |
00:43:40 |
I don't know. They won't tell me. You |
00:43:44 |
- Come on, I'm serious. |
00:43:47 |
Hey. You Anus? |
00:43:51 |
No, that's Enos, Mr. Prickett. |
00:43:54 |
Sorry about that. Is Hogg around? |
00:43:58 |
Oh, yeah. He's out back |
00:44:04 |
Well, howdy, ma'am. |
00:44:06 |
It's just right on out back there. |
00:44:09 |
Yep, head out that way. |
00:44:15 |
There you go. |
00:44:19 |
There he is. |
00:44:21 |
- Hometown hero. |
00:44:23 |
- How you doing, son? |
00:44:25 |
...this is a great place to crap, |
00:44:28 |
Not before the race. |
00:44:30 |
Don't you worry about that. |
00:44:33 |
I want you down at that finish line. |
00:44:36 |
- Yeah, I know the drill. |
00:44:38 |
But I need you there for two hours, son. |
00:44:41 |
Kissing hands and shaking babies. |
00:44:44 |
You got that backwards. |
00:44:48 |
Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost |
00:44:56 |
Hogg, what the hell am I doing here? |
00:44:58 |
Rosco. |
00:45:03 |
Whoa, what is this? |
00:45:06 |
See how it kind of catches me |
00:45:09 |
Look here, I already got sponsors. |
00:45:13 |
What am I supposed |
00:45:16 |
Tell them it's for charity. |
00:45:18 |
- Is it? |
00:45:22 |
Whatever you say. |
00:45:26 |
It don't matter whose face |
00:45:29 |
I don't need you to win the race. |
00:45:47 |
Hey there, Mr. Prickett. |
00:45:49 |
Well, hello, Daisy. |
00:45:52 |
I was just walking by, and I saw your car |
00:45:57 |
Well, thank you. |
00:46:01 |
Yeah, I know. |
00:46:03 |
Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg |
00:46:06 |
- Yeah, well, he... |
00:46:08 |
...that Coca-Cola pays you over |
00:46:14 |
- You read that? |
00:46:16 |
...mentioned that Budweiser |
00:46:19 |
...to put their logo on your trunk. |
00:46:22 |
...I'm not much of a reader. |
00:46:25 |
...on over $200,000 worth |
00:46:29 |
Is that what he's paying you? |
00:46:30 |
Oh, no, no, Daisy, |
00:46:35 |
Really? Which one? |
00:46:39 |
Anal bifida. |
00:46:41 |
Spinal bifida. |
00:46:43 |
It's one of the bifidas. |
00:46:46 |
Have I told you that you're as purty |
00:46:50 |
Have a good day, Mr. Prickett. |
00:46:54 |
Okay. |
00:47:14 |
Lot of smart people out there. |
00:47:39 |
Look out, Katie. |
00:47:45 |
Hello. Hi. |
00:47:47 |
- Hello. |
00:47:49 |
- Oh, boy. |
00:47:53 |
You don't think it's too late |
00:48:01 |
You gotta keep an open mind |
00:48:06 |
This is it, Luke. I can feel it. |
00:48:09 |
Hey, do you know |
00:48:12 |
I think she's in that room right there. |
00:48:14 |
- Thanks. |
00:48:19 |
- I got a great opening line for Katie. |
00:48:21 |
You'll see. |
00:48:23 |
- Katie Johnson? |
00:48:26 |
- Cool. |
00:48:33 |
Katie Johnson? |
00:48:35 |
- She's down the hall. |
00:48:39 |
No, but do you have an application? |
00:48:42 |
Not on me. |
00:48:45 |
Come on, now, focus. |
00:48:53 |
Let's hope she's not in here either. |
00:48:55 |
- Katie Johnson? |
00:48:58 |
- You looking for Katie? |
00:49:02 |
- You guys Hacky? |
00:49:05 |
- What about Katie? |
00:49:15 |
Goodbye, Bo. Bye, Luke. |
00:49:18 |
I guess she wasn't in there. |
00:49:20 |
- We didn't check under the couch. |
00:49:22 |
- Katie. |
00:49:29 |
So he's still doing that? |
00:49:33 |
- Did I just faint? |
00:49:36 |
Oh, my God. I can't believe y'all came. |
00:49:39 |
We just wanna pay you visit, |
00:49:42 |
What? |
00:49:44 |
We just wanna pay a visit |
00:49:48 |
That's sweet. I can't believe |
00:49:51 |
We're gonna get it back. |
00:49:53 |
I love that farm. |
00:49:56 |
- See? |
00:49:58 |
- Annette, this is Bo and Luke. |
00:50:01 |
- Ma'am. |
00:50:05 |
Let's put another shrimp |
00:50:11 |
- That's what they say there. |
00:50:13 |
What do y'all need |
00:50:16 |
It has something to do |
00:50:18 |
...but we don't know |
00:50:23 |
I don't know that they'll let y'all in, |
00:50:26 |
- We'll get dressed. Y'all wait downstairs. |
00:50:29 |
Downstairs is fine. |
00:50:35 |
It's happening, Luke. |
00:50:47 |
I'll give you that, Jesse. |
00:50:49 |
- I'll give you that. |
00:50:53 |
What are you doing with my land, |
00:50:56 |
Ain't your land anymore. |
00:50:59 |
Wasn't that long ago you was |
00:51:03 |
Well, I have reformed from my sins. |
00:51:05 |
I am now an honest businessman. |
00:51:07 |
Like sponsoring racecars? |
00:51:09 |
What are you getting out of bringing |
00:51:14 |
You know, your nephew's won that race |
00:51:18 |
Now, who's gonna fault me |
00:51:22 |
Well, I know you're rich, |
00:51:24 |
But you ain't stinking rich. |
00:51:26 |
You wouldn't be throwing |
00:51:29 |
...unless you thought he was |
00:51:32 |
You're a smart man. |
00:51:37 |
Why don't you take your family |
00:51:40 |
Because, see, now I own that farm. |
00:51:44 |
And you ain't never gonna get it back. |
00:51:59 |
I have all the cards, Jesse. |
00:52:02 |
You don't have spit. |
00:52:04 |
It ain't over yet. |
00:52:11 |
Hey, Bo, I love your car. |
00:52:14 |
It's actually a he. Right, Katie? |
00:52:24 |
I ain't even speeding. |
00:52:43 |
You know how fast you were going? |
00:52:46 |
- What? |
00:52:52 |
- I don't know. Ten? |
00:52:55 |
- Isn't the speed limit 10? |
00:53:00 |
You guys police? |
00:53:03 |
Campus police. |
00:53:11 |
Mother of God. |
00:53:22 |
Oh, wait. |
00:53:34 |
I know it's a shame to hide your beauty |
00:53:38 |
What? |
00:53:40 |
I'm not even gonna respond to that. |
00:53:43 |
I know, I'll miss you too. |
00:53:47 |
All right, let's go. Let's go. |
00:53:56 |
Katie-Lynn seems like a girl you could |
00:54:00 |
- Yeah. |
00:54:02 |
I don't think they're gonna |
00:54:05 |
You'll think of something, Katie. |
00:54:09 |
Oh, you're so pretty. |
00:54:24 |
I have an idea. |
00:54:33 |
- Can I help you? |
00:54:37 |
- Royce. |
00:54:39 |
- Royce Williams. |
00:54:43 |
We're here looking for the brightest |
00:54:48 |
Maybe you've been by our booth. |
00:54:50 |
- You're from Kamasaka Technologies? |
00:54:53 |
I'm Mr. Ichinowa, |
00:54:57 |
...Yoko Takanoshi. |
00:55:00 |
Right on. |
00:55:02 |
You said you were Japanese? |
00:55:05 |
We converted. |
00:55:08 |
Your professor tells us you're some |
00:55:11 |
- Really? On my last test I got a C-minus. |
00:55:16 |
- That's real good. |
00:55:19 |
You just might be |
00:55:22 |
You just gotta pass this one little test. |
00:55:24 |
You just tell us what this is right here. |
00:55:28 |
Looks like a core sample. |
00:55:31 |
- Man, that's good. |
00:55:34 |
- Core sample of what? |
00:55:54 |
- What are you doing? |
00:55:57 |
- What the fuck was that? |
00:56:11 |
Damn! Damn! |
00:56:13 |
These are my good Levi's. |
00:56:15 |
Let's not lose focus here, Royce. |
00:56:17 |
Yes, sir, Mr. Takanoshi. |
00:56:19 |
- What'd you call me? |
00:56:22 |
Right. That's my name. |
00:56:27 |
- Thought it might be drugs or something. |
00:56:43 |
Are you really with |
00:56:46 |
Damn it, we are high-powered |
00:56:49 |
We work hard, |
00:56:52 |
Now, tell us what you see there... |
00:56:53 |
...or we'll go find another candidate |
00:56:57 |
It's anthracite. |
00:57:00 |
- Coal. |
00:57:03 |
- What's the street value of this? |
00:57:07 |
A good-sized mine? Could be millions. |
00:57:10 |
Can you show us what |
00:57:12 |
Yeah. |
00:57:17 |
Here's what it used to look like. |
00:57:26 |
Damn. |
00:57:28 |
- Hogg's gonna do this to Hazzard? |
00:57:32 |
Mr. Kamasaka? We have to go. |
00:57:35 |
Congratulations, Royce. You got the job. |
00:57:40 |
Sounds like 40 bucks. |
00:57:42 |
Way to go. |
00:57:43 |
All right, man. See you in Beijing. |
00:57:51 |
- You see two guys come through here? |
00:58:14 |
Get me Atlanta P.D. Damn. |
00:58:16 |
Strip-mining? |
00:58:18 |
Why, that slimy bastard. |
00:58:20 |
Here's another little nugget. |
00:58:21 |
Hogg has been paying |
00:58:25 |
...to race here Saturday. |
00:58:28 |
Y'all better get your asses back here |
00:58:31 |
Ten-four, Shepherd, |
00:58:35 |
What's this? What's these crackers |
00:58:38 |
Turns out Prickett came back because |
00:58:42 |
Don't mean Billy has anything |
00:58:45 |
You got to be kidding me. |
00:58:47 |
Oh, shit. Roll them up. |
00:58:50 |
- What the hell is this, man? |
00:58:53 |
Look, a couple of white boys playing |
00:58:57 |
Actually, we were at the geology lab |
00:59:00 |
No, I get it. They on one of these |
00:59:06 |
- Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked? |
00:59:09 |
Why don't you two hillbillies |
00:59:13 |
Actually, we prefer |
00:59:16 |
Man, get out the car! |
00:59:19 |
Now, which one of you two |
00:59:25 |
There's a certain creek that people |
00:59:29 |
You could say that the Duke boys |
00:59:34 |
Let's kick they ass, Jerry! |
00:59:38 |
Never thought I'd say this, |
00:59:43 |
There goes the canoe. |
00:59:50 |
- Give me your shoelaces. |
00:59:52 |
These guys over there gave me theirs. |
00:59:56 |
When the jailer comes in, |
01:00:00 |
Luke and Bo Duke are home free. |
01:00:04 |
I got on cowboy boots, cuz. |
01:00:08 |
I like your style. |
01:00:11 |
You gonna need those shoelaces? |
01:00:13 |
We gonna have to get out of here. |
01:00:16 |
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make |
01:00:20 |
What the hell are we in here for? |
01:00:22 |
Well, where should I start? |
01:00:33 |
We know you're gonna |
01:00:35 |
Do you, now? Well, that's good. |
01:00:39 |
Guess where I'm gonna sink |
01:00:41 |
Right down in the middle |
01:00:44 |
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right? |
01:00:48 |
Hey, that's a phat suit there. |
01:00:54 |
What has strip-mining got to do with you |
01:00:59 |
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand? |
01:01:02 |
See, while you're looking over here, |
01:01:08 |
You see, despite the fact |
00:00:04 |
...I can't legally mine it, |
00:00:09 |
I need to hold a public hearing, |
00:00:11 |
...to give the citizens of Hazzard |
00:00:17 |
And let me guess, you're going to hold |
00:00:21 |
And if nobody knows about the hearing, |
00:00:27 |
- There you go. |
00:00:29 |
- Sleight of hand. |
00:00:31 |
Then pop some fingernail polish |
00:00:36 |
- Is Billy Prickett in on it? |
00:00:40 |
- Prickett's just collecting a paycheck. |
00:00:45 |
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be |
00:00:50 |
...you might wanna rush right in there |
00:00:53 |
Voice this. |
00:00:57 |
Dadgum it. I just remembered. |
00:01:00 |
Tomorrow morning |
00:01:04 |
And I hear they have a rather |
00:01:08 |
Yo, B. You need to pop |
00:01:11 |
Then your man ho's will be having |
00:01:14 |
I have $ 100 right here... |
00:01:16 |
...for whoever knocks |
00:01:21 |
Thank you. |
00:01:22 |
Now, break some rocks for me, boys. |
00:01:25 |
Take care, now, you hear? |
00:01:28 |
Bye-bye. |
00:01:31 |
Don't you know you're not supposed |
00:01:53 |
All right, here's what we're gonna do. |
00:01:56 |
When we stop for gas, we call up Cooter |
00:02:00 |
Then when the cops are moving the pig, |
00:02:04 |
Car drives away, |
00:02:08 |
He can't drive without a chassis... |
00:02:11 |
All right, shut up back there! |
00:02:12 |
My cousin's starting to go crazy. |
00:02:16 |
I think he done caught the fever, |
00:02:18 |
That's what happens |
00:02:22 |
Can we help you guys out |
00:02:24 |
...oblige you with a reach-around |
00:02:27 |
Of course, you'd have to un-cuff us first. |
00:02:29 |
Sarge, if you and me was to have |
00:02:33 |
- Appears to me you caught already, son. |
00:02:36 |
If I had my car and you was in this one, |
00:02:41 |
Because, bubba, |
00:02:43 |
She's got plenty under the hood, |
00:02:47 |
- No balls. |
00:02:48 |
No balls. No balls. |
00:02:51 |
- No balls. |
00:02:52 |
You wanna see balls? |
00:02:54 |
- No balls. No balls. |
00:02:57 |
You letting them get your panties |
00:03:01 |
Shut the hell up back there. All right? |
00:03:04 |
- No balls. |
00:03:07 |
You need a napkin |
00:03:12 |
- Goddamn it. |
00:03:20 |
What seems to be the problem, sugar? |
00:03:23 |
I think something bounced up |
00:03:26 |
- Will you take a look? |
00:03:28 |
...to check your undercarriage. |
00:03:31 |
I stopped you |
00:03:34 |
Stopped me? Sir, you hit me. |
00:03:36 |
Because your taillight is out, |
00:03:39 |
- You're gonna write me a ticket? |
00:03:42 |
This is ridiculous! |
00:03:46 |
Is there anything I can help you out |
00:03:49 |
Do cute cops grow on trees |
00:03:52 |
Well, I, you know... Pushups. |
00:03:56 |
Let me see what's going on |
00:04:01 |
- Damn, that's hot. |
00:04:09 |
- Bless you. |
00:04:12 |
- Your undercarriage? |
00:04:22 |
Looks like you boys |
00:04:35 |
I was about to seal the deal |
00:04:38 |
What? She was looking at me |
00:04:42 |
- Let's get out of here. |
00:04:50 |
Y'all think you can catch me now? |
00:05:07 |
Buckle up, this might get exciting. |
00:05:09 |
That's all right. We'll be long gone |
00:05:14 |
Get skinny! |
00:05:26 |
- Okay, where's the highway? |
00:05:30 |
Wait. I got it. |
00:05:35 |
Turn left up here! |
00:05:36 |
Turn left, turn left! |
00:05:39 |
Damn it, I said, left! |
00:05:41 |
- You said your left! |
00:05:44 |
I'm gonna need |
00:05:49 |
It's okay. |
00:06:00 |
So, girls, how's the back seat? |
00:06:02 |
I haven't had this much fun since |
00:06:07 |
You remember those tight little outfits |
00:06:16 |
- I didn't know how to break it to you. |
00:06:19 |
Luke, you said he was okay with it. |
00:06:25 |
Look at the road, Bo. |
00:06:28 |
Bo, look at the road. |
00:06:31 |
- Look at the road. |
00:06:35 |
Bo! |
00:06:58 |
I think I'm gonna chunder. |
00:06:59 |
- Is that bad? |
00:07:01 |
- Not in the car. |
00:07:30 |
You told me she wasn't |
00:07:33 |
That it was better to lose a lover |
00:07:36 |
Because you would faint |
00:07:39 |
I don't faint. |
00:07:43 |
You called me a loser? |
00:07:45 |
I was trying to make him feel better. |
00:07:47 |
Can you just let me out here? |
00:08:02 |
Bo, this is some of the best driving |
00:08:06 |
- Ain't that right, girls? |
00:08:09 |
Don't kiss my ass. |
00:08:16 |
- Bo, you gotta get us out of here. |
00:08:19 |
- You're being ridiculous, Bo. |
00:08:22 |
I really need a plastic bag now. |
00:08:30 |
What is the purpose of this circle? |
00:08:36 |
How do we get out of here? |
00:08:38 |
- Take this right. |
00:08:40 |
Take a right here. |
00:08:43 |
Hell. |
00:08:55 |
You're scaring the girls. |
00:08:57 |
- Say sorry for stealing Katie. |
00:09:00 |
I liked her. You betrayed that. |
00:09:02 |
- I liked her too! |
00:09:06 |
Calm down, Bo! |
00:09:07 |
I will calm down |
00:09:09 |
- Say you're sorry. |
00:09:11 |
Have you made your peace |
00:09:14 |
Because you're about to |
00:09:18 |
- Just say you're sorry! |
00:09:19 |
We had a good time, |
00:09:39 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
00:09:42 |
Fine. I'll take Annette. |
00:09:47 |
That was fun. |
00:09:58 |
Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, |
00:10:00 |
Uncle Jesse, where are you? |
00:10:02 |
There's a hearing at the courthouse. |
00:10:06 |
Sounds like a mighty fine plan, Lucas. |
00:10:08 |
Only got one wrinkle to it. |
00:10:11 |
You do that, could be very bad |
00:10:18 |
Hogg, you lay one hand on them... |
00:10:20 |
...and I'll shove a apple in your mouth |
00:10:23 |
Well, you bring the Vaseline. |
00:10:25 |
We'll make it a party. |
00:10:27 |
You two boys stay out of Hazzard, |
00:10:31 |
- Where you think they got them? |
00:10:34 |
- Hogg's never gone this far before. |
00:10:38 |
Cousin, I'm always ready |
00:10:54 |
What are we doing here? |
00:10:58 |
Yeah. Pretty good chance this is gonna |
00:11:02 |
He got caught drinking |
00:11:06 |
I know, I know. But we're gonna need |
00:11:10 |
Oh, good God. |
00:11:14 |
Why, Katie Johnson, is that you? |
00:11:17 |
Boy, you filled out real nice. |
00:11:19 |
Yeah. You filled out |
00:11:22 |
What's going on, Sheev? Looks like |
00:11:26 |
Leave them two girls here, |
00:11:30 |
Come on in. I'll put a stew on. |
00:11:42 |
- Hazzard County Police Department. |
00:11:47 |
Me and Rosco are over |
00:11:49 |
- If anybody wants us, we'll be here. |
00:11:55 |
Rosco, I'm going over |
00:12:00 |
Do not be late |
00:12:04 |
Boss, how come you told old Enos there |
00:12:10 |
You remember the time |
00:12:13 |
- Yeah. |
00:12:17 |
Then we tried to spread those rumors |
00:12:21 |
...so my chicken factories |
00:12:25 |
It was Enos that told the Duke boys. |
00:12:28 |
So you want them Duke boys |
00:13:03 |
Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Rosco? |
00:13:08 |
They're at your farm. |
00:13:11 |
Thank you, Enos. |
00:13:18 |
That might be a new record. |
00:13:26 |
What? Okay, thanks, Daisy. |
00:13:31 |
He's at our farm. |
00:13:35 |
Hey. Hey, look, there's Prickett. |
00:13:37 |
- So? |
00:13:40 |
He don't care about Hazzard. |
00:13:43 |
Oh, man, you're wrong. |
00:13:52 |
- You out of your goddamn mind? |
00:13:56 |
- Boss Hogg's gonna strip-mine Hazzard. |
00:14:00 |
- Who's stripping? |
00:14:03 |
- He paid you to come and race... |
00:14:06 |
- I already know. |
00:14:10 |
- But this is your hometown. |
00:14:14 |
...but this place is a shithole. |
00:14:17 |
If it wasn't a strip mine, |
00:14:22 |
Kind of like one of them outlets where |
00:14:27 |
Hell, they don't even have an Outback |
00:14:31 |
- Right as pie, Billy. |
00:14:38 |
Look at the bright side, Bo-Bo. At least |
00:14:43 |
Because I would've left that little Tonka |
00:14:46 |
- Tonka. |
00:14:49 |
Hey, hey, hey! |
00:14:51 |
- What about Uncle Jesse? |
00:14:54 |
- You wanna rodeo with this clown? |
00:14:57 |
He's had a good run. |
00:14:59 |
Besides, if he passes, God have mercy |
00:15:08 |
I'm just playing with you, man. |
00:15:23 |
They're here. |
00:15:31 |
Cooter, you ready out there? |
00:15:33 |
You get Rosco out of there, |
00:15:36 |
What do you say we smoke |
00:15:42 |
Hey, Rosco, come on out, |
00:15:51 |
- Cletus, get your butt out there. |
00:16:08 |
- Let me know if you're gonna puke! |
00:16:18 |
All right, boys! Y'all come on |
00:16:23 |
- Hey, Rosco! |
00:16:36 |
I didn't know we had so many pigs |
00:16:50 |
- I call this "painting the fence. " |
00:16:58 |
Look out, look out! |
00:17:00 |
- You gonna get us out of here? |
00:17:18 |
Man, they're hauling ass, pick it up! |
00:17:30 |
- You gonna make that? |
00:17:36 |
Hold on, Luke. |
00:17:41 |
I'll go in this direction now! |
00:17:57 |
All right, Jesse. I'm arresting those... |
00:18:00 |
Jesse? Jesse? |
00:18:06 |
Courthouse. |
00:18:17 |
Attention! |
00:18:21 |
Life as we know it is about to end. |
00:18:24 |
As we speak, dark forces are conspiring |
00:18:29 |
Follow me to the courthouse, |
00:18:33 |
Yeah, right, Sheev. Last year |
00:18:38 |
Get a job, man. |
00:18:40 |
Hey, Sheev. Sheev. |
00:18:42 |
- Go back to your spaceship. |
00:18:48 |
Bye, Sheev. |
00:19:03 |
It might be good |
00:19:05 |
- Hell, move over, I'll drive. |
00:19:07 |
I'm still hoping to survive this thing. |
00:19:11 |
Goddamn it. Son of a bitch. |
00:19:16 |
I like the way you think, cuz. |
00:19:38 |
Hold on. |
00:19:54 |
Lost Sheep, Lost Sheep, |
00:19:57 |
Go for Lost Sheep. |
00:19:59 |
- Free and clear. |
00:20:01 |
Sheev's making sure everyone |
00:20:04 |
- I'll see you in town. |
00:20:06 |
Let's get the hell out of here. |
00:20:12 |
- Barn door, coming up. |
00:20:39 |
The General! |
00:20:41 |
Let's head to the courthouse! |
00:20:47 |
End of the World to Lost Sheep, |
00:20:50 |
- Come in, Lost Sheep. |
00:20:52 |
- Everybody headed into town? |
00:20:54 |
Repeat, that's a negative. |
00:20:56 |
No one listened. |
00:20:59 |
- Did you tell them about the strip mine? |
00:21:03 |
Were you wearing a armadillo helmet |
00:21:08 |
No. |
00:21:11 |
Okay, Lost Sheep out. |
00:21:13 |
No one's heading in to town? |
00:21:15 |
If we don't get to that courthouse |
00:21:22 |
- Well, we still got time for Plan B. |
00:21:26 |
- Plan B. |
00:21:27 |
When you're flying by the seat |
00:21:30 |
... nothing sounds more official |
00:21:34 |
Don't worry, cuz, |
00:22:01 |
This emergency hearing |
00:22:06 |
Rosco, where is everybody? |
00:22:10 |
I'm here. |
00:22:12 |
Well, we have until noon. |
00:22:54 |
Now, ladies and gentlemen, |
00:22:59 |
...it's my honor today |
00:23:04 |
...and the friend of everybody in the |
00:23:13 |
...the governor, James T. Applewhite! |
00:23:19 |
Thank you. Thank you. |
00:23:22 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
00:23:24 |
...welcome to the |
00:23:31 |
Drivers, start your engines! |
00:23:46 |
Just have a couple piña coladas |
00:23:50 |
Here comes the heat. |
00:23:56 |
There they go. |
00:24:04 |
Come on, come on, come on. |
00:24:27 |
He's in the race! |
00:25:00 |
It has been confirmed that the |
00:25:03 |
...is in fact the same car |
00:25:06 |
It seems that the "orange-car fugitives" |
00:25:11 |
State and local authorities |
00:25:14 |
...known as the General Lee. |
00:25:16 |
Well, General-Lee speaking, I'd say those |
00:25:20 |
I'm Rick Shakely. |
00:25:27 |
This is Boss Hogg. |
00:25:31 |
I want all available vehicles to shut down |
00:25:37 |
- We're gonna need to clear a path. |
00:25:43 |
Hey, Dil, what's the word |
00:25:48 |
Well, of course I wanna go backstage. |
00:26:45 |
Damn. |
00:26:59 |
Enos. I want you |
00:27:05 |
Someone moved my car. |
00:27:08 |
Enos, you dipstick, |
00:27:13 |
Hell, let's just sack up |
00:27:18 |
Holy shit! |
00:27:21 |
Luke, where the hell are you? |
00:27:39 |
- Good God almighty. |
00:27:42 |
- How's the race going? |
00:28:33 |
Why, you dirty son of a bitch. |
00:28:38 |
Hey, go easy on that. |
00:28:40 |
For what I'm getting ready to do, |
00:28:50 |
You know why tornadoes and blonds... |
00:28:52 |
...are so much alike? |
00:28:55 |
At first, there's a lot of sucking |
00:29:04 |
Know what you get when you cross |
00:29:07 |
- No. |
00:29:09 |
...that'll bring a tear to your eye. |
00:29:17 |
You thinking about throwing it? |
00:29:19 |
Oh, I'll throw it. |
00:29:29 |
You know why divorces |
00:29:31 |
- No. |
00:29:37 |
Fire in the hole. |
00:29:45 |
Hey, Bo, take it home. |
00:30:00 |
Here we go again. |
00:30:02 |
Okay, I'm gonna get those cops |
00:30:05 |
When I do, tow those cruisers |
00:30:08 |
Can do. |
00:30:24 |
Excuse me, officers. |
00:30:27 |
...and I was wondering |
00:30:29 |
Why, yes, ma'am. |
00:30:32 |
- Oh, you're sweet. |
00:30:36 |
Halt! Tough shit, honey. |
00:30:40 |
Ain't no one going anywhere. |
00:30:43 |
What the hell are you doing? |
00:30:55 |
Come on, General. |
00:31:28 |
Hey, Dil, we got a late arrival! |
00:31:40 |
Hey, Billy! |
00:31:51 |
You're gonna pay for that, Bo-Bo. |
00:31:58 |
I've had just about enough of you. |
00:32:13 |
Here they come. |
00:32:30 |
Of course I can feel him on my left! |
00:32:38 |
- Where is he getting this from? |
00:32:41 |
He's playing with me! |
00:32:50 |
- Come on. |
00:32:55 |
I want him tested for steroids! |
00:33:00 |
But Billy Prickett and the General Lee |
00:33:03 |
They're still going. |
00:33:07 |
- Come on, y'all! |
00:33:09 |
...if we have to chase after |
00:33:13 |
Better luck next time, Hogg. |
00:33:15 |
Let's go, baby. |
00:33:24 |
Don't go home, really. |
00:33:28 |
This is Boss Hogg. |
00:33:31 |
That road better be shut down |
00:33:36 |
Ten-four. Barricade's in place. |
00:33:44 |
Rosco, is anyone coming? |
00:33:47 |
- What, I ain't good enough for you? |
00:33:53 |
Don't write that down. |
00:33:55 |
- Are they coming? |
00:33:59 |
We got the whole town headed |
00:34:02 |
- Daisy, we all clear? |
00:34:06 |
"Not exactly" could be a problem. |
00:34:09 |
Bo? I think we're gonna have |
00:34:28 |
- What the hell are you doing, Cooter? |
00:34:31 |
I heard a pretty lady needed a tow. |
00:34:36 |
- Cooter. |
00:34:39 |
Cooter, what the hell are you doing? |
00:34:49 |
Hey, Billy! |
00:34:52 |
You think I was born |
00:34:55 |
Oh, shit! |
00:35:06 |
Holy shit. |
00:35:24 |
Luke, I made it, but I don't know |
00:35:27 |
That's okay, I got an idea! |
00:35:33 |
Well, I'll see you on the other side. |
00:35:50 |
Give me |
00:35:53 |
What license? |
00:36:01 |
What are we waiting on, judge? |
00:36:04 |
Well, I guess it's that time. |
00:36:06 |
I just can't believe |
00:36:10 |
All those in favor |
00:36:16 |
- They're gonna strip-mine Hazzard? |
00:36:19 |
- How can they do that? |
00:36:24 |
All those opposed? |
00:36:28 |
What the hell is that? |
00:36:35 |
- Oh, man, that's gonna hurt tomorrow. |
00:36:38 |
I think we got some people who might |
00:36:43 |
Okay, all those opposed |
00:36:49 |
This court hereby declares that the |
00:37:00 |
Thank you much. Thank you, Boss. |
00:37:04 |
She might be a little low on gas. |
00:37:07 |
Take that. |
00:37:10 |
Were you really gonna strip-mine |
00:37:14 |
I was thinking about it. |
00:37:18 |
- Out of the way. |
00:37:20 |
Excuse me, ma'am. |
00:37:23 |
- Get your hands up. |
00:37:25 |
Hands up, hands up. |
00:37:27 |
Okay. Looks like the party's over. |
00:37:31 |
Damn right it is. |
00:37:34 |
...for the great state of Georgia, |
00:37:37 |
...in the penitentiary. Cuff him. |
00:37:41 |
Let them go! |
00:37:42 |
Let them go! |
00:37:44 |
Excuse me, Rick Shakely. I think |
00:37:48 |
- Well, hot dog. |
00:37:50 |
Yes, sir. You wanted to comment |
00:37:53 |
...are the heroes |
00:37:55 |
- That's right, governor! |
00:37:59 |
Certainly, certainly. |
00:38:02 |
As you know, I've always been |
00:38:06 |
And these boys, |
00:38:10 |
And because they're heroes, you're |
00:38:18 |
Moreover, as governor, |
00:38:21 |
...of any and all offenses against |
00:38:28 |
Governor? I wanna thank you |
00:38:32 |
- Pardon you for what? |
00:38:40 |
Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too. |
00:38:45 |
Here's to Hazzard County's |
00:38:52 |
The day had been saved, as they say. |
00:38:55 |
Hazzard was put back the way it was. |
00:38:58 |
Boss Hogg had some explaining to do. |
00:39:01 |
And the Dukes got their farm back |
00:39:03 |
... with a good old-fashioned |
00:39:07 |
Hey, Billy. Daisy, I think |
00:39:10 |
- Oh, no. I only sing in the shower. |
00:39:14 |
- Let's get Uncle Jesse to do it. |
00:39:17 |
Pauline, where's Uncle Jesse? |
00:39:20 |
I think I might know where he is. |
00:39:28 |
An apple? |
00:39:29 |
An apple a day |
00:39:32 |
Come on, Jesse, |
00:39:35 |
- Real refreshing. |
00:39:49 |
It feels like old times again. |
00:39:51 |
Yeah, except for now we don't |
00:39:55 |
I swear you're the most beautiful thing |
00:39:59 |
- You're sweet. |
00:40:02 |
I would really like to give you |
00:40:04 |
Clean you up real nice. |
00:40:06 |
- I'd like that. |
00:40:10 |
Don't worry about her. She's crazy. |
00:40:20 |
Hey there, Laurie. |
00:40:22 |
You forgot to make your delivery |
00:40:25 |
- Go, Bo, go. |
00:40:29 |
You get back here, you bastard! |
00:40:32 |
See y'all later. |
00:40:47 |
Okay, this is A-camera marker. |
00:40:49 |
- Actually, she's my cousin. |
00:40:52 |
Hell, long as she's your sister. |
00:41:02 |
Don't you know you're not supposed |
00:41:08 |
- Come on, cut that out. |
00:41:11 |
Do I need to mark this thing? |
00:41:13 |
It's called common markers. |
00:41:15 |
I wonder if Richard Burton |
00:41:59 |
What the fuck? |
00:42:03 |
What the fuck? |
00:42:06 |
- It gets longer and longer, doesn't it? |
00:42:09 |
How these boys are the heroes for... |
00:42:12 |
Every time I look at her titties, |
00:42:18 |
- I love it except for the hair in your eyes. |
00:42:20 |
- How's my hair? |
00:42:23 |
How'd you miss that? |
00:42:25 |
- Gonna take your hands off the wheel? |
00:42:28 |
Sorry. Okay, okay. We'll do it again. |
00:42:31 |
For your... |
00:42:35 |
- Don't tell me, it rhymes with "anus. " |
00:42:38 |
For your heinous crimes. |
00:42:41 |
Have you been running this |
00:42:54 |
Did I say "shit" or "hell" that time? |
00:42:59 |
Dang it, a little help. A little help. |
00:43:04 |
- Cut it. |
00:43:07 |
Come on, be a bro, be a bro. |
00:43:12 |
- Move over. |
00:43:14 |
- There weren't any bananas. |
00:43:18 |
- Where's Bo? |
00:43:23 |
Lunch! |
00:43:29 |
Thank you very much. |
00:43:33 |
Look at me, I'm flying. I'm flying! |
00:43:36 |
Oh, it's so much fun. I'm okay. |
00:44:40 |
~ End ~ |