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Eagle vs Shark
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| 00:00:17 |
Lily... |
| 00:00:19 |
I brought you here today to ask you |
| 00:00:25 |
What is it? |
| 00:00:27 |
Well, I've never felt this way |
| 00:00:34 |
Same, |
| 00:00:39 |
Yeah, same. |
| 00:00:40 |
I feel that too. |
| 00:00:43 |
"Now, Lily... |
| 00:00:45 |
Will you be my girlfriend?" |
| 00:00:49 |
"Yes. |
| 00:00:50 |
Yes I will". |
| 00:00:53 |
"Awesome". |
| 00:00:55 |
"You have made me the happiest man |
| 00:01:00 |
I love you". |
| 00:01:04 |
"I love you too." |
| 00:02:31 |
Hi. |
| 00:02:32 |
Hello. Welcome to Meaty Boy. |
| 00:02:34 |
What? |
| 00:02:35 |
Hello. I'm Lily. Welcome to Meaty Boy. |
| 00:02:39 |
Ah, yeah. |
| 00:02:41 |
Sure. Could I interest you |
| 00:02:44 |
It's meat and then bread and then more |
| 00:02:48 |
- No, just the, the Meaty Meal. |
| 00:02:53 |
Kaylee, can I've a Mega-Meaty meal. |
| 00:02:55 |
- Takeaway. |
| 00:02:56 |
Yep. |
| 00:03:02 |
- Hi, Tony. |
| 00:03:05 |
Hey, Jenny. |
| 00:03:11 |
Thanks, Kaylee. |
| 00:03:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:03:15 |
Thanks very much for dining |
| 00:03:17 |
Please, come back again. Bye. |
| 00:03:24 |
What size are your... |
| 00:03:34 |
Keep up the good work, |
| 00:03:38 |
Hi, I'm Jenny. Welcome to Meaty Boy. |
| 00:03:45 |
Oh, no. You guys can't come over here, |
| 00:03:47 |
Can you please, go over there? |
| 00:04:39 |
Please, not me. |
| 00:04:42 |
Like I said, it's management. |
| 00:04:48 |
Please, not me. |
| 00:04:55 |
Sorry, Lily. |
| 00:04:58 |
It's okay. |
| 00:04:59 |
Okay, guys. |
| 00:05:09 |
Sorry it's, it's unlucky. |
| 00:05:11 |
- You can finish up the week. |
| 00:05:26 |
The shark is often |
| 00:05:29 |
It's only social contact... |
| 00:05:31 |
Oh, no. No. |
| 00:05:32 |
Look, you've eaten already. |
| 00:05:35 |
Winston's trying to eat |
| 00:05:39 |
Cute. |
| 00:05:40 |
Attracted from the considerable |
| 00:05:48 |
You are apples |
| 00:05:51 |
I am tangerines |
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We're different fruit |
| 00:06:06 |
That sounds really cool. |
| 00:06:12 |
Here. |
| 00:06:14 |
I got the idea when Winston |
| 00:06:17 |
Thanks, Damon. |
| 00:06:20 |
I'm really sorry |
| 00:06:24 |
They don't know |
| 00:06:26 |
And if Mum and Dad were alive, |
| 00:06:30 |
Thanks, Damon. |
| 00:06:32 |
Well, it's true. |
| 00:06:36 |
Goodnight, Sis. |
| 00:06:40 |
Goodnight. |
| 00:07:41 |
Hello. I'm Lily McKinnon. |
| 00:07:43 |
What would you like to eat today? |
| 00:07:47 |
Yes. A Big Boy Burger Meal, |
| 00:07:50 |
Okay. |
| 00:07:53 |
Do you want the big fries? |
| 00:07:54 |
Ah, no. |
| 00:07:55 |
It's free. |
| 00:07:57 |
The big size, free. |
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Okay. |
| 00:08:03 |
Do you want cheese |
| 00:08:05 |
- No, thanks. |
| 00:08:07 |
I'll give it to you. |
| 00:08:09 |
No, thanks. No. |
| 00:08:11 |
Why? |
| 00:08:13 |
It's free cheese. |
| 00:08:14 |
Can't eat cheese. |
| 00:08:16 |
Okay. No cheese. |
| 00:08:19 |
Okay, I'll just go |
| 00:08:22 |
Okay, order up, Kaylee. |
| 00:08:25 |
hold the cheese, |
| 00:08:27 |
Come on guys, |
| 00:08:30 |
- You work at Screen Blasterz, eh? |
| 00:08:33 |
Yeah, I know that. |
| 00:08:47 |
There you go. |
| 00:08:48 |
Hey, do you know that chick, |
| 00:08:51 |
Yeah, yeah. She's my best friend. |
| 00:08:53 |
Would you be able to give her this? |
| 00:08:58 |
Oh, cool. |
| 00:08:59 |
Yeah, it's gonna be pretty cool. You get |
| 00:09:02 |
And there's gonna be games. |
| 00:09:04 |
My friend has a helmet and he's gonna |
| 00:09:08 |
- Oh, cool. |
| 00:09:14 |
Yeah, so... |
| 00:09:16 |
- Thanks for the fries. |
| 00:09:28 |
Hi, Jenny. |
| 00:09:29 |
A guy came in today with this invitation |
| 00:09:32 |
- It's for a party, for an animal party. |
| 00:09:35 |
Yeah. You go dressed |
| 00:09:37 |
Think it's gonna be really cool. |
| 00:09:39 |
Do you think there's any potential way |
| 00:09:42 |
Oh, yeah. Cool. |
| 00:09:47 |
Dick. |
| 00:11:09 |
Cool costumes. |
| 00:11:11 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:11:13 |
- Hi. |
| 00:11:14 |
Can you guess what I am? |
| 00:11:17 |
- Snake? |
| 00:11:22 |
Hey, Jarrod. |
| 00:11:24 |
This is Jarrod. |
| 00:11:26 |
- Hi. |
| 00:11:28 |
- Who are you guys? |
| 00:11:30 |
- She gave you free fries. |
| 00:11:32 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:11:33 |
- I got some free fries. |
| 00:11:35 |
Oh, yeah. I told you, eh? |
| 00:11:37 |
Yeah, you told me. |
| 00:11:41 |
Where's that chick, Jenny? |
| 00:11:44 |
She's a lesbian. |
| 00:11:47 |
- Typical. |
| 00:11:50 |
Oh, well. |
| 00:11:54 |
I like your costume. |
| 00:11:56 |
Thanks. |
| 00:11:57 |
It's pretty much |
| 00:12:00 |
So, your favorite animal |
| 00:12:03 |
- Yep. |
| 00:12:04 |
I almost came as a shark, |
| 00:12:06 |
but then I realized that |
| 00:12:10 |
- What are you supposed to be? |
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- Seven o'clock, Jarrod. |
| 00:12:17 |
- What's happening? |
| 00:12:22 |
- Cool. |
| 00:12:24 |
It's a knockout tournament. |
| 00:12:27 |
But you most probably won't win. |
| 00:12:30 |
You guys competing? |
| 00:12:31 |
Um, yep. |
| 00:12:33 |
- You? |
| 00:12:36 |
What's your combat name? |
| 00:12:38 |
What? |
| 00:12:40 |
You know, you're combat name |
| 00:12:43 |
Jarrod, he's the Eagle Lord. |
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Mine's... |
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The Dangerous Person. |
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Okay. |
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Fight Man. |
| 00:12:58 |
Hi, everyone. Welcome |
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third annual Fight Man competition. |
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First up we have Valkyrieblood |
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Let's fight, man. |
| 00:13:10 |
Fight. |
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Victory. |
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Tony, you're up. |
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Fight. |
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Destroy him. |
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Victory. |
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Next up is Dangerous Person. |
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Choose your destiny. |
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Who are you? |
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Fight. |
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Destroy her. |
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Outstanding. |
| 00:14:35 |
That girl sure knows |
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She's alright. |
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Victory. |
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That's it. Primo! |
| 00:14:44 |
Fantastic. Flawless victory. |
| 00:14:46 |
Fuck. |
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- Good stuff, Lily. |
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Okay, so that's the end of the list. |
| 00:14:55 |
And Dangerous Person |
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and the year before |
| 00:15:00 |
Eagle Lord. |
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Gidday. |
| 00:15:09 |
Fight. |
| 00:15:15 |
Nice. |
| 00:15:16 |
But no cigar. |
| 00:15:49 |
Kill her. |
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Victory. |
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You win. |
| 00:15:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:16:00 |
- Awesome. |
| 00:16:13 |
It's time for my game. |
| 00:16:16 |
- Impressive fighting, Dangerous Person. |
| 00:16:19 |
Where'd you learn to play |
| 00:16:20 |
I don't know. |
| 00:16:24 |
Well, you had some pretty cool moves |
| 00:16:27 |
Takes more than cool moves |
| 00:16:30 |
Don't forget that. |
| 00:16:59 |
This is a plane I made. |
| 00:17:03 |
Cool. |
| 00:17:05 |
Guitar, emery board, fret board. |
| 00:17:11 |
Painted eggs. |
| 00:17:12 |
Jewellery. |
| 00:17:13 |
Watch wallet. |
| 00:17:19 |
Wow. |
| 00:17:22 |
This is the area |
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Flame within a flame. |
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Conceptual. |
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Giant pencil. |
| 00:17:32 |
Ancient coin. |
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Probably sell these |
| 00:17:36 |
Sell this one to the Yanks. |
| 00:17:39 |
Cool. |
| 00:17:40 |
I guess I've gotta keep creating |
| 00:17:44 |
Wow. |
| 00:17:51 |
So who's that Tarantula guy. |
| 00:17:54 |
Oh, no. He's my brother. |
| 00:17:58 |
He's a cartoonist. And he's |
| 00:18:04 |
My brother's dead. |
| 00:18:07 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 00:18:11 |
My parents are dead too. |
| 00:18:15 |
Yeah, well... |
| 00:18:17 |
My mum's dead as well. |
| 00:18:23 |
How did your parents die? |
| 00:18:24 |
Heart attacks. |
| 00:18:25 |
Were they too fat? |
| 00:18:27 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:18:28 |
My Dad died when he was 72... |
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and then my Mum died |
| 00:18:35 |
Yeah well... |
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my Mum got kicked in the head |
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Can't go near cows now because of that, |
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I'm so sorry about your mum. |
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It's cool. |
| 00:18:53 |
You're pretty beautiful. |
| 00:18:56 |
Same. |
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Oh, I mean, you are too... |
| 00:19:00 |
sort of, more handsome. |
| 00:19:03 |
- Do you wanna kiss? |
| 00:19:05 |
On the lips, though. |
| 00:19:06 |
Yep. |
| 00:19:07 |
Okay. |
| 00:19:19 |
- Do you wanna have a lie-down on my bed? |
| 00:19:20 |
Okay. |
| 00:19:34 |
Do you wanna have sex? |
| 00:19:37 |
Yep. |
| 00:19:56 |
Sorry. |
| 00:21:02 |
- Hello? |
| 00:21:05 |
- Who's speaking? |
| 00:21:07 |
Okay. |
| 00:21:10 |
Hello? |
| 00:21:11 |
You're fuckin' dead, |
| 00:21:14 |
Ah, who is this? Stop... |
| 00:22:04 |
Oh, hi. |
| 00:22:06 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:22:07 |
Um, I just had a sandwich and I was, |
| 00:22:12 |
That was some pretty good sex |
| 00:22:16 |
Okay, well. |
| 00:22:19 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:22:20 |
- See ya. |
| 00:22:23 |
- Ah, what are you up to tonight? |
| 00:22:26 |
I might go to a movie. |
| 00:22:28 |
It's the new Wolverine movie. |
| 00:22:31 |
Apparently I look like him. |
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Gets pretty tiresome. |
| 00:22:34 |
"Hey Jarrod, |
| 00:22:36 |
Sometimes I wish I did have knives |
| 00:22:40 |
Anyway, it's 7:30 at Cine-saurus Rex. |
| 00:22:43 |
- You can come, I don't care. |
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Do you? |
| 00:22:46 |
See ya. |
| 00:22:47 |
- Jarrod? |
| 00:22:49 |
- Eagle, eh? |
| 00:22:51 |
Your favorite animal? Eagle? |
| 00:22:53 |
Yeah, or cobra. |
| 00:22:55 |
But, yeah, |
| 00:22:58 |
- Okay. See ya. |
| 00:24:12 |
- Hey. |
| 00:24:14 |
Yeah, so I didn't end up going |
| 00:24:17 |
Yep, oh, no. |
| 00:24:19 |
I knew it. |
| 00:24:23 |
How did you find out where I live? |
| 00:24:24 |
I got my flatmate |
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Tell them it was an emergency. |
| 00:24:29 |
You probably shouldn't go in there. |
| 00:24:41 |
Yeah. I had to be alone. |
| 00:24:44 |
I got depressed about something. |
| 00:24:47 |
I suffer from depression. |
| 00:24:52 |
Fifty. |
| 00:24:53 |
Break. |
| 00:24:56 |
Yeah, |
| 00:24:58 |
I just do stuff without thinking. |
| 00:25:03 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:25:05 |
I need to go home. |
| 00:25:07 |
Oh, that sounds cool. |
| 00:25:08 |
No. It's not cool. |
| 00:25:11 |
It's necessary. |
| 00:25:13 |
Why? |
| 00:25:14 |
Because of my mission. |
| 00:25:16 |
It's time to put my training |
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What do you have to do? |
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Kill a man... |
| 00:25:21 |
probably. |
| 00:25:23 |
- Who? |
| 00:25:26 |
He's Samoan. |
| 00:25:27 |
Why? What did he do? |
| 00:25:29 |
Nearly ruined my life, |
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He's my high school Nemesis. |
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He's been living in Samoa, |
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that he's gonna be coming home |
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When he gets back... |
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guess who's gonna be forming |
| 00:25:44 |
- You? |
| 00:25:47 |
What exactly |
| 00:25:49 |
I'm gonna kick his Samoan arse, |
| 00:25:52 |
It's time to pay the piper. |
| 00:25:53 |
He's gonna reap what he sowed |
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or wheat. |
| 00:25:58 |
When are you going? |
| 00:25:59 |
That's the fuckin' point. |
| 00:26:05 |
Sorry. |
| 00:26:06 |
I told you, I just snap sometimes. |
| 00:26:09 |
Sorry. |
| 00:26:12 |
- Why can't you leave? |
| 00:26:15 |
How the hell am I gonna get there |
| 00:26:18 |
- On a bus? |
| 00:26:21 |
It'll take ages. I'll get there in, |
| 00:26:24 |
- Why don't you hire a car? |
| 00:26:27 |
Have you got, like, |
| 00:26:32 |
- What about Damon? |
| 00:26:34 |
My brother. |
| 00:26:36 |
Oh, yeah, sorry. |
| 00:26:37 |
He's got a car. |
| 00:26:39 |
Shall I ask him? |
| 00:26:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:45 |
Damon, would it be alright |
| 00:26:48 |
to take Jarrod to his hometown? |
| 00:26:51 |
Yes. |
| 00:26:52 |
He said yes. |
| 00:26:53 |
I heard. |
| 00:26:55 |
Thanks, man. |
| 00:26:56 |
You're cool. |
| 00:27:49 |
Horse. |
| 00:27:51 |
Damn. |
| 00:27:53 |
I've got fourteen now, |
| 00:27:54 |
You're too good. |
| 00:27:56 |
How many have you got, |
| 00:27:58 |
None. |
| 00:28:02 |
- Horse. |
| 00:28:05 |
Look, I don't even get it. |
| 00:28:06 |
Just whenever you see a horse, |
| 00:28:09 |
And whoever in the end has |
| 00:28:12 |
Well, no. Not so much really, |
| 00:28:15 |
Yeah well, |
| 00:28:20 |
I don't really want to play |
| 00:28:24 |
Hey, so. |
| 00:28:25 |
What did the Samoan guy |
| 00:28:27 |
Damon, |
| 00:28:29 |
It's cool. |
| 00:28:31 |
Him and some other guys from school |
| 00:28:34 |
I used to be a bit of a nerd. |
| 00:28:38 |
Would've been okay one on one. |
| 00:28:41 |
me against two of them. |
| 00:28:45 |
eight of them. |
| 00:28:47 |
That's awful. |
| 00:28:48 |
Sometimes my brother would help out |
| 00:28:53 |
But usually they'd find me |
| 00:28:55 |
and I'm like, " Oh okay, |
| 00:28:58 |
Come on then, bring it on." |
| 00:29:02 |
I don't really want to talk |
| 00:29:09 |
Jarrod... |
| 00:29:12 |
Get out of the car. |
| 00:29:16 |
I need your clothes |
| 00:29:21 |
- Know who that is? |
| 00:29:24 |
- It's Arnie. |
| 00:29:27 |
Hey, I bought some apples |
| 00:29:29 |
Thanks. |
| 00:29:31 |
I'll have one later. |
| 00:29:40 |
Oh, yuk. |
| 00:29:41 |
This is rotten. |
| 00:29:45 |
Thanks very much |
| 00:30:10 |
So are you gonna introduce us? |
| 00:30:13 |
- This is Nancy, my sister. |
| 00:30:16 |
- This is Doug, her husband. |
| 00:30:19 |
Ah, this is Dad. He's my Dad. |
| 00:30:22 |
- This is my friend, Damon. |
| 00:30:24 |
And this is Lily. |
| 00:30:27 |
Lily's like, the best female |
| 00:30:32 |
- And she's a dancer. |
| 00:30:34 |
No, I'm not. |
| 00:30:38 |
I thought you said that once. |
| 00:30:40 |
I like your jackets and your pants. |
| 00:30:43 |
Thanks. This is |
| 00:30:46 |
- It didn't really take off. |
| 00:30:50 |
- Really? |
| 00:30:53 |
We've actually got some surplus stock |
| 00:30:56 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:30:57 |
- Are you keen? |
| 00:30:59 |
Yeah? |
| 00:31:03 |
Dad. |
| 00:31:06 |
I made you this. |
| 00:31:18 |
Thanks, Jarrod. |
| 00:31:20 |
So where are you guys going to sleep? |
| 00:31:23 |
- Oh, what about my room? |
| 00:31:25 |
- What about Gordon's room? |
| 00:31:27 |
- Well, who's in his room? |
| 00:31:30 |
- Who's in your room? |
| 00:31:31 |
Yeah, Vinny's in here. |
| 00:31:33 |
It's not fair. |
| 00:31:35 |
- Pitch the tent. |
| 00:31:38 |
This is typical. |
| 00:31:41 |
That's because you're a loser. |
| 00:31:42 |
You're a loser. Bitch. |
| 00:31:44 |
- Cock hole. |
| 00:31:46 |
- Cock hole. |
| 00:31:47 |
- Cock hole. |
| 00:31:48 |
- Cock hole. |
| 00:31:54 |
Cock hole. |
| 00:31:56 |
You're a bitch. |
| 00:32:01 |
I'm twenty-eight years old. |
| 00:32:02 |
Treat me like an adult, bitch. |
| 00:32:27 |
Hey wow. That's you. |
| 00:32:29 |
What? Yes. |
| 00:32:31 |
Wow. |
| 00:32:33 |
That's so well done. |
| 00:32:34 |
It's okay. |
| 00:32:40 |
- What's all that stuff? |
| 00:32:42 |
More candles? |
| 00:32:43 |
Yes. Rejects. |
| 00:32:46 |
Hey wow. |
| 00:32:48 |
It's a hand. |
| 00:32:51 |
Give me that. |
| 00:32:52 |
Who gave you permission |
| 00:32:54 |
No-one. Sorry. |
| 00:32:55 |
How would you like it |
| 00:32:57 |
and just started touching |
| 00:32:59 |
Like your books and your oven, |
| 00:33:02 |
How about I just started messing around |
| 00:33:04 |
and changed all the settings. |
| 00:33:06 |
Changed your bloody |
| 00:33:08 |
I said I was sorry. |
| 00:33:13 |
This candle was supposed to be |
| 00:33:17 |
Well, I think it's cool. |
| 00:33:19 |
It's a reject. |
| 00:33:26 |
How did your brother die? |
| 00:33:28 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:30 |
He was saving a kid |
| 00:33:34 |
Wow. |
| 00:33:36 |
Well... |
| 00:33:42 |
I'll be back in a week, right? |
| 00:33:44 |
Yep. |
| 00:33:46 |
You need anything you just... |
| 00:33:48 |
- give me a call, okay? |
| 00:33:51 |
Thanks, Damon. |
| 00:33:54 |
Yep. |
| 00:33:56 |
Oh, wait. |
| 00:34:00 |
- Safety grass. |
| 00:34:04 |
I'll be back. |
| 00:34:07 |
See you later. |
| 00:34:09 |
Cock hole. |
| 00:34:11 |
See ya. Love ya. |
| 00:34:52 |
Done. |
| 00:34:59 |
I like your family. |
| 00:35:01 |
They're idiots. |
| 00:35:06 |
- I like them. |
| 00:35:08 |
they're still idiots. |
| 00:35:29 |
This is Mason Hutchinson. |
| 00:35:30 |
He's the best computer hacker |
| 00:35:33 |
Gidday, Mason. |
| 00:35:34 |
This is Lily McKinnon. |
| 00:35:35 |
She's the best female |
| 00:35:38 |
Hi. |
| 00:35:40 |
Down to business, Mason. |
| 00:35:43 |
When's the bastard getting back? |
| 00:36:16 |
Not today, but the next day. |
| 00:36:20 |
Tomorrow? |
| 00:36:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:23 |
Good work. |
| 00:36:27 |
I asked his mum. |
| 00:36:30 |
Good. |
| 00:36:31 |
I'm glad he'll have someone |
| 00:36:32 |
when I turn him into a vegetable. |
| 00:36:43 |
You've got pornography |
| 00:36:52 |
Oh, Baby. |
| 00:36:54 |
Oh, Baby. |
| 00:36:56 |
Oh, Baby. |
| 00:36:59 |
Oh, Baby. |
| 00:37:04 |
It's got a virus. |
| 00:37:15 |
Lilies. |
| 00:37:18 |
Go. Move. |
| 00:37:34 |
Hi, Dad. |
| 00:37:48 |
Hey, Zane. |
| 00:37:51 |
Yep, yep. |
| 00:37:53 |
Me and Zane are in a band. |
| 00:37:55 |
Wow. |
| 00:37:56 |
He does the music and I dance. |
| 00:37:58 |
Cool. |
| 00:38:00 |
Lily plays guitar too. She's really |
| 00:38:03 |
- Really? |
| 00:38:04 |
Just, sort of, teaching myself. |
| 00:38:06 |
- And she's got a degree. |
| 00:38:11 |
Hey so, |
| 00:38:12 |
- They're dead unfortunately. |
| 00:38:15 |
Good one, Nancy. |
| 00:38:18 |
Sorry, Lily. |
| 00:38:19 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 00:38:21 |
She's an orphan. |
| 00:38:29 |
Well, I suppose |
| 00:38:31 |
Why? |
| 00:38:34 |
Now we're all here I'd just like to say |
| 00:38:37 |
that we're all together under the same |
| 00:38:41 |
And I'd also like to say |
| 00:38:44 |
I'll be having a scheduled fight |
| 00:38:46 |
- He's Samoan. |
| 00:38:49 |
- Yeah, and me. |
| 00:38:52 |
He was the toughest guy |
| 00:38:54 |
He used to pick on quite a few people, |
| 00:38:57 |
Anyway... |
| 00:38:58 |
you're all invited to attend. |
| 00:39:02 |
Thank you. |
| 00:39:03 |
Why are you fighting him, uncle? |
| 00:39:06 |
Well, Zane... Basically, I'm gonna |
| 00:39:10 |
to your family name. |
| 00:39:11 |
My family name is Davis. |
| 00:39:13 |
Yep. |
| 00:39:16 |
- Yeah, I'm a Davis too. |
| 00:39:20 |
We're family. |
| 00:39:21 |
That's what matters. |
| 00:39:30 |
Why didn't you tell me |
| 00:39:33 |
I don't know. |
| 00:39:36 |
- How often do you see her? |
| 00:39:39 |
- How old is she? |
| 00:39:42 |
- Were you married? |
| 00:39:44 |
What is this Crimewatch? |
| 00:39:47 |
We met at a party, we had sex, |
| 00:39:50 |
End of story. Finito. |
| 00:39:54 |
How many boyfriends have you had? |
| 00:39:56 |
Three. |
| 00:39:58 |
Who? |
| 00:39:59 |
Sam, Sam, another Sam, |
| 00:40:05 |
How many girlfriends |
| 00:40:08 |
About five. |
| 00:40:11 |
Actually, eight. |
| 00:40:12 |
I forgot some. |
| 00:40:14 |
Who? |
| 00:40:15 |
That's irrelevant. |
| 00:40:33 |
- Lily. |
| 00:40:37 |
You can hold my hand if you want. |
| 00:40:41 |
Okay. |
| 00:40:59 |
Good morning. |
| 00:41:01 |
- Morning. |
| 00:41:02 |
Hey. |
| 00:41:04 |
Look at all this stuff. |
| 00:41:06 |
How much do you reckon you'd pay... |
| 00:41:08 |
for all this make-up? |
| 00:41:12 |
Dunno. Maybe a hundred bucks? |
| 00:41:16 |
No. |
| 00:41:18 |
And, |
| 00:41:21 |
- Yep. But you can have it for twenty. |
| 00:41:23 |
Five. |
| 00:41:24 |
- Twenty-five dollars... |
| 00:41:26 |
Because you're a guest. |
| 00:41:29 |
Combination. |
| 00:41:30 |
Kick, punch, block, |
| 00:41:36 |
Kick, spin... |
| 00:41:38 |
kick, punch... |
| 00:41:40 |
double kick. |
| 00:41:41 |
Okay, ball. |
| 00:41:43 |
Stick, block. |
| 00:41:45 |
Hoop. |
| 00:41:48 |
Through, yes! |
| 00:41:50 |
Hi. |
| 00:41:51 |
- Hey, Trace. |
| 00:41:52 |
Hey, Trace-meister. |
| 00:41:54 |
Hey, let's take a break. |
| 00:41:55 |
Good work everyone. |
| 00:41:57 |
Who's that? |
| 00:41:59 |
That's Tracy. |
| 00:42:02 |
- Hey, this is Lily. |
| 00:42:04 |
Hi. |
| 00:42:06 |
She's good at sports. |
| 00:42:08 |
Netball, darts... |
| 00:42:10 |
- Here, Jonah, here's that tape. |
| 00:42:13 |
Hey, Trace-meister. |
| 00:42:16 |
Yeah, Naomi got run over |
| 00:42:18 |
- yeah... |
| 00:42:20 |
- I'm so proud of you, Trace. |
| 00:42:22 |
Hey, Lily. |
| 00:42:24 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:42:26 |
Yes, you are. |
| 00:42:28 |
Show them. Go on. |
| 00:42:30 |
They want to see it. |
| 00:42:40 |
Why'd you drop it? |
| 00:42:42 |
Sorry. |
| 00:42:57 |
Dad, what do you think |
| 00:43:00 |
She's an artist and a musician. |
| 00:43:04 |
She's pretty cool, eh? |
| 00:43:06 |
I don't know. |
| 00:43:10 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:19 |
- Hey, what's good to buy for girls? |
| 00:43:23 |
- I don't know. |
| 00:43:25 |
Flowers, eh? |
| 00:43:26 |
- Chicks like flowers. |
| 00:43:29 |
What kind? |
| 00:43:31 |
I don't mind. |
| 00:43:33 |
Doesn't matter. |
| 00:44:05 |
Chilly. |
| 00:44:10 |
I have to dump you. |
| 00:44:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:18 |
My life's just too complicated. |
| 00:44:21 |
I guess, what I'm saying is... |
| 00:44:23 |
I gotta be alone right now. |
| 00:44:25 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:44:26 |
And I'm busy |
| 00:44:31 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:44:33 |
- I didn't know this would happen. |
| 00:44:39 |
And we can still be friends, |
| 00:44:43 |
Yep. |
| 00:44:47 |
Damn it. |
| 00:44:50 |
I'm too complex. |
| 00:45:07 |
Hello. |
| 00:45:09 |
I'm away on a mission |
| 00:45:12 |
Please, leave a message. |
| 00:45:16 |
Hi, Damon. It's Lily. |
| 00:45:17 |
I might have to come back |
| 00:45:19 |
So do you mind giving me a call, |
| 00:45:25 |
Thanks, bye. |
| 00:45:36 |
Hello. |
| 00:45:38 |
I'm away on a mission |
| 00:45:53 |
Hey, bitch. |
| 00:45:55 |
Hello. Who's this? |
| 00:45:58 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:46:00 |
No, he's not back |
| 00:46:02 |
We go to the airport. |
| 00:46:06 |
No, thanks. It's okay. |
| 00:46:08 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:12 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:13 |
Could you tell him that |
| 00:46:18 |
Is waiting for you. Okay, Justin. |
| 00:46:22 |
No, justice. |
| 00:46:27 |
Justice. |
| 00:46:39 |
- Hey, Tracy. |
| 00:46:40 |
Can I come in? |
| 00:46:42 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:57 |
There's no buses today. |
| 00:47:00 |
That's like |
| 00:47:06 |
I heard you broke up with Jarrod. |
| 00:47:08 |
No. He broke up with me. |
| 00:47:10 |
Did he? |
| 00:47:18 |
Would... |
| 00:47:22 |
No, thanks. |
| 00:47:25 |
Yeah well, I wasn't even serious. |
| 00:47:30 |
I was... |
| 00:47:37 |
I was joking... |
| 00:47:39 |
I was joking. |
| 00:47:43 |
Just joking. |
| 00:47:45 |
You fell for it. |
| 00:47:50 |
Hello. |
| 00:47:53 |
I'm away on a mission |
| 00:47:57 |
Fuck it. |
| 00:48:15 |
Hi. |
| 00:48:46 |
- I don't want to go up there. |
| 00:48:48 |
I don't want to go up there. |
| 00:48:50 |
Take me home, please. |
| 00:48:53 |
I don't want to go up there. |
| 00:49:29 |
That's where my Uncle Gordon died. |
| 00:49:32 |
I thought he died in a fire. |
| 00:49:34 |
Na. |
| 00:49:42 |
I need to go to the toilet. |
| 00:49:46 |
Come on then. |
| 00:49:49 |
Come on. |
| 00:50:12 |
There's my Dad. |
| 00:51:25 |
Ouch. |
| 00:52:29 |
Have you checked out |
| 00:52:32 |
Yeah, oh, not really. |
| 00:52:35 |
Well, we're going to a party tomorrow |
| 00:52:38 |
- Thanks, but I'm trying to go home. |
| 00:52:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:52:53 |
Does anybody want to hear a joke? |
| 00:52:55 |
Yeah. |
| 00:53:00 |
What's the name |
| 00:53:06 |
What? |
| 00:53:08 |
Gaseous Maximus. |
| 00:53:26 |
What's so funny? |
| 00:53:27 |
- Oh, Lily just told a funny joke. |
| 00:53:31 |
Just hanging out with Tracy. |
| 00:53:33 |
We've been pretty much laughing |
| 00:53:34 |
Like this, |
| 00:53:37 |
Wow. That's heaps. |
| 00:53:40 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:53:47 |
Excuse me. Thank you. |
| 00:53:54 |
Gordon. Gordon. Gordon. Gordon. |
| 00:54:12 |
Get out of it. |
| 00:54:18 |
Dad, me and Tracy are going out. |
| 00:54:22 |
I don't know how it happened, |
| 00:54:25 |
It's pretty serious. |
| 00:54:33 |
Just thought you should know |
| 00:55:14 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:55:18 |
- Why don't you go sleep in the tent? |
| 00:55:23 |
You go in the tent. |
| 00:55:26 |
No, you go. |
| 00:55:27 |
You go. You're the lady. |
| 00:55:29 |
I can handle it. |
| 00:55:36 |
You don't complain about anything, |
| 00:55:38 |
Well, there's some people in the world |
| 00:55:52 |
There's a weird smell down there. |
| 00:55:55 |
I don't like it. |
| 00:55:57 |
Think it's probably |
| 00:56:00 |
Disgusting. |
| 00:56:03 |
If you get cold, |
| 00:56:06 |
But please, don't wake me up. |
| 00:56:09 |
It's the last thing I need. |
| 00:56:24 |
You seem to be getting on |
| 00:56:27 |
I told you, I like them. |
| 00:56:30 |
Yeah, well... |
| 00:56:31 |
don't get too close. |
| 00:56:39 |
What was that joke |
| 00:56:42 |
Just my favorite. |
| 00:56:44 |
One of Damon's. |
| 00:56:49 |
Can you tell it to me? |
| 00:56:52 |
No. |
| 00:57:11 |
- Oh, what are you doing? |
| 00:57:30 |
You sucker, you better watch out. |
| 00:57:33 |
Yeah, hey fool. Hey fool. |
| 00:57:37 |
Sucker. |
| 00:57:42 |
- Better wa... |
| 00:57:43 |
- Hello, is Eric there, please? |
| 00:57:45 |
Hey sucker. |
| 00:57:47 |
Who is this? |
| 00:57:48 |
This is the piper. |
| 00:57:51 |
Paid. Paid. |
| 00:57:54 |
Who's this? |
| 00:57:55 |
- It's Jarrod. |
| 00:57:57 |
- Lough. |
| 00:57:58 |
Jarrod Lough. |
| 00:58:00 |
- Did we? |
| 00:58:02 |
- I assume you got my letter. |
| 00:58:05 |
Invitation. |
| 00:58:06 |
- To a party? |
| 00:58:08 |
- What fight? |
| 00:58:10 |
Hold on. Hold on. |
| 00:58:12 |
Alison! |
| 00:58:16 |
Oh, yeah. There's something here. |
| 00:58:20 |
Yes. I'll call you back. |
| 00:58:35 |
- Hello. |
| 00:58:37 |
- Oh, hey there, man. |
| 00:58:39 |
- Yeah, look man. I'm sorry, you know... |
| 00:58:44 |
Meet me, 3 pm at the school playground. |
| 00:58:48 |
- Now look, I... |
| 00:58:52 |
You better be on that playground |
| 00:58:55 |
I'm gonna be there |
| 00:58:58 |
And if you don't turn up, |
| 00:59:00 |
- Because I'm gonna tell them, fool. |
| 00:59:03 |
- Okay. |
| 00:59:04 |
- Good. |
| 00:59:07 |
That's all. See you later. |
| 01:00:17 |
You're going too fast. |
| 01:00:23 |
Jarrod! |
| 01:00:26 |
Jarrod! |
| 01:00:28 |
Help me up. |
| 01:00:31 |
What happened? |
| 01:00:32 |
I had an accident. |
| 01:00:35 |
Reckless bitch. |
| 01:00:39 |
- What are you guys up to? |
| 01:00:42 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:00:44 |
Dad, do you want to come with me? |
| 01:00:48 |
Lily and I are doing something. |
| 01:00:53 |
Okay, cool. |
| 01:00:58 |
Well, |
| 01:01:01 |
Have a good day. |
| 01:01:08 |
Who does he think he is? |
| 01:01:10 |
You were right to break up |
| 01:01:12 |
No, I didn't break up with him. |
| 01:01:15 |
Oh well, you would've. |
| 01:01:23 |
- Take me away from here. |
| 01:01:25 |
Anywhere. |
| 01:01:28 |
Okay. |
| 01:01:31 |
Where do you wanna go? |
| 01:01:34 |
Home. |
| 01:01:37 |
Oh, home's horrible. |
| 01:01:41 |
Dunno. Be Australia. |
| 01:01:44 |
Na, not there. |
| 01:01:49 |
What? Is she alive? |
| 01:01:51 |
Who cares about her? |
| 01:02:28 |
Okay, don't put the blade out. |
| 01:02:32 |
Wow! |
| 01:02:33 |
- Wow. |
| 01:02:35 |
- We've got a fashion model in the house. |
| 01:02:37 |
- Is that the makeup you got from us? |
| 01:02:39 |
- And your skin's alright? |
| 01:02:42 |
Why? |
| 01:02:43 |
- We were just wondering. |
| 01:02:45 |
I was wondering if perhaps I could |
| 01:02:49 |
Sure. |
| 01:02:50 |
Thank you. |
| 01:02:52 |
Is this sort of appropriate? |
| 01:02:54 |
I just don't really have |
| 01:04:17 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:19 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:20 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:22 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:23 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:25 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:26 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:28 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:29 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:31 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:45 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:48 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:50 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:52 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:55 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:57 |
- Lily! |
| 01:04:59 |
- Lily! |
| 01:05:46 |
Did you have a nice time |
| 01:05:50 |
What? |
| 01:05:51 |
Did you have a nice time |
| 01:05:54 |
Or did you do everyone |
| 01:05:55 |
I didn't do anyone. |
| 01:05:58 |
Anyway what do you care? |
| 01:06:01 |
We're not even going out. |
| 01:06:04 |
Could've if I wanted to, |
| 01:06:08 |
Where did you sleep last night? |
| 01:06:10 |
In the bushes. |
| 01:06:11 |
Great. Meanwhile, I'm up all night |
| 01:06:14 |
I thought you were dead. You could've |
| 01:06:17 |
It's easy, " Dear Jarrod, |
| 01:06:20 |
I'll be sleeping in the bushes. |
| 01:06:22 |
I didn't get any sleep last night |
| 01:06:25 |
What am I going to tell |
| 01:06:27 |
"Oh, yeah. Hi, Damon, |
| 01:06:29 |
Na... Oh, she went to a party |
| 01:06:33 |
Here's a bit of her leg, |
| 01:06:37 |
You should be more careful |
| 01:06:39 |
because I'm not gonna be there |
| 01:06:43 |
Gotta go. |
| 01:06:44 |
- Are you ready for your fight? |
| 01:06:46 |
I'm gonna cut his damn head off. |
| 01:06:50 |
Not that you'll be there. |
| 01:06:51 |
You'll probably be off |
| 01:06:55 |
I'll think about it. |
| 01:07:12 |
Can you remind my dad to come? |
| 01:07:20 |
Hi, this is Michael Jackson. |
| 01:07:22 |
- Damon, it's Lily. |
| 01:07:24 |
I tried to call. |
| 01:07:25 |
How's it going down there? |
| 01:07:27 |
It's been pretty weird. |
| 01:07:28 |
Do you want to come home? |
| 01:07:31 |
Oh, no, no. It's too far. |
| 01:07:33 |
You sure? |
| 01:07:35 |
Yeah, no, no. It goes tomorrow. |
| 01:07:39 |
I'll make your favorite... |
| 01:07:41 |
Shepherd's Pie? |
| 01:07:42 |
Oh, yum. |
| 01:07:43 |
You gonna be okay? |
| 01:07:44 |
Yeah. It's just really nice |
| 01:07:47 |
Okay. |
| 01:07:49 |
- Yeah, I know. |
| 01:07:51 |
You have a shaggadelic day baby, |
| 01:07:55 |
- Do behave. |
| 01:07:57 |
Bye. |
| 01:08:16 |
Gordon jumped off that. |
| 01:08:20 |
Look at it, sticking up there |
| 01:08:27 |
It was so wonderful when he won. |
| 01:08:30 |
him to keep on doing better, |
| 01:08:36 |
Maybe that's why he did it, |
| 01:08:42 |
I'll never know now. |
| 01:08:46 |
My whole life |
| 01:08:51 |
You know... |
| 01:08:53 |
life is... |
| 01:08:55 |
full of hard bits, I think. |
| 01:08:58 |
in between the hard bits |
| 01:09:00 |
really lovely bits. |
| 01:09:04 |
I mean, Jarrod's a lovely bit. |
| 01:09:06 |
Jarrod? |
| 01:09:08 |
Yep. |
| 01:09:10 |
Jarrod? |
| 01:09:11 |
Yeah. |
| 01:09:12 |
- I just don't think you know him. |
| 01:09:15 |
Better than you do. |
| 01:09:17 |
Oh, what's Jarrod's |
| 01:09:20 |
- A giraffe. |
| 01:09:25 |
- An octopus. |
| 01:09:26 |
- Well, a cheetah then. |
| 01:09:30 |
It's an eagle. |
| 01:09:35 |
Okay. |
| 01:09:39 |
Or a cobra. |
| 01:10:11 |
- Good luck, Eagle. |
| 01:10:14 |
Eagle. |
| 01:10:15 |
I know. |
| 01:10:32 |
There he is. |
| 01:10:42 |
Kick his arse! |
| 01:10:52 |
Is this a trick? |
| 01:10:54 |
No, it's not a trick. |
| 01:10:56 |
Mason? |
| 01:10:58 |
Mason? Is it? Is he tricking? |
| 01:11:06 |
- Can you move? |
| 01:11:08 |
- Your legs. |
| 01:11:10 |
- Can you feel anything in them? |
| 01:11:19 |
Fuck off. |
| 01:11:20 |
- You felt it. |
| 01:11:22 |
- Well, did you feel it or what? |
| 01:11:24 |
- You screamed. |
| 01:11:25 |
You hit me with fuckin' nunchucks! |
| 01:11:30 |
- You're a cripple. |
| 01:11:34 |
He's a cripple... |
| 01:11:37 |
I don't fuckin' believe it. |
| 01:11:39 |
Mason. Why didn't you tell me? |
| 01:11:42 |
- I did, kind of. |
| 01:11:45 |
Yeah, on the phone, |
| 01:11:47 |
You said, "when I'm finished with him |
| 01:11:50 |
And then I laughed. |
| 01:11:51 |
- Is that what you meant? |
| 01:12:01 |
But I've been training. |
| 01:12:03 |
I was gonna kick your arse. |
| 01:12:06 |
- When did it happen? |
| 01:12:08 |
- How? |
| 01:12:10 |
What kind? Car accident? |
| 01:12:12 |
- No. |
| 01:12:14 |
- I was skiing in Aspen... |
| 01:12:16 |
- Listen... |
| 01:12:19 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:12:21 |
What? |
| 01:12:22 |
- What did you say? |
| 01:12:25 |
For all the things I did. |
| 01:12:29 |
For... Jesus. |
| 01:12:33 |
- I'm sorry. |
| 01:13:36 |
Jarrod! |
| 01:13:39 |
I'll get you. |
| 01:13:42 |
Jarrod! Cut it out. |
| 01:13:51 |
Come here. |
| 01:14:07 |
Leave him. He's had enough. |
| 01:15:05 |
Hello. |
| 01:15:13 |
- How's it going? |
| 01:15:25 |
Stop following me. |
| 01:15:28 |
Let's dance |
| 01:15:29 |
Put on your red shoes |
| 01:15:34 |
Let's dance |
| 01:15:35 |
To the song playing on the radio |
| 01:15:39 |
Let's dance |
| 01:15:41 |
Put on your red shoes |
| 01:15:44 |
Dance the blues. |
| 01:15:47 |
It's "dance the blues", |
| 01:15:54 |
Let's dance |
| 01:15:55 |
Put on your red shoes |
| 01:16:32 |
You're still watching me, |
| 01:16:35 |
Yep. |
| 01:16:37 |
Why don't you go away? |
| 01:16:40 |
I don't want to. |
| 01:16:44 |
Why? |
| 01:16:48 |
I mean, what a loser. |
| 01:16:51 |
Yep. |
| 01:16:57 |
Why are you hanging around me? |
| 01:17:04 |
It's not worth it. |
| 01:17:09 |
Yeah, it is. |
| 01:17:42 |
Do you know |
| 01:17:47 |
What mole? |
| 01:17:49 |
This one. |
| 01:17:51 |
See? |
| 01:18:06 |
I'm a loser. Aren't I? |
| 01:18:13 |
It doesn't matter. |
| 01:18:42 |
I have two things to say. |
| 01:18:47 |
One... |
| 01:18:48 |
I'm leaving tomorrow on a bus. |
| 01:18:51 |
Two... |
| 01:18:54 |
That could change. |
| 01:20:25 |
Hey, Dangerous Person. |
| 01:20:44 |
- Lilies. |
| 01:20:47 |
Wow. |
| 01:21:25 |
Horse. |
| 01:21:28 |
- Yes. |
