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00:00:10 Good evening.
00:00:13 Hello, chaps.
00:00:18 Thank you for coming.
00:00:21 Now then, we have a long way to go,
00:00:28 Righty-ho...settle down, now.
00:00:35 1...2...3...
00:00:38 # I'm mad about the boy
00:00:47 # I know it's stupid to be
00:00:55 # I'm so ashamed of it,
00:00:59 # The sleepless nights
00:01:09 # On the silver screen
00:01:13 # He melts my foolish heart
00:01:21 # Although I'm quite aware
00:01:24 # That here and there are traces...
00:01:36 # And Lord knows, I'm not a fool girl
00:01:43 # I really shouldn't care
00:01:50 # Lord knows, I'm not a schoolgirl
00:01:54 # In the flurry of her first affair
00:02:03 # Will it ever cloy, this odd diversity
00:02:14 # I'm feeling quite insane
00:02:19 # And all because I'm mad
00:02:41 # I'm feeling quite insane
00:02:46 # And all because I'm...
00:02:52 # ...mad about the boy #
00:03:14 - She's the first lady racer.
00:03:17 She crossed the line first.
00:03:22 Not nearly as exciting
00:03:24 I think we can all ignore that.
00:03:27 Oh, what is that man doing?
00:03:34 Jackson!
00:03:36 - Madam?
00:03:38 Put the camellias by the front door
00:03:42 - Furber.
00:03:44 Salvage any of Jackson's appalling
00:03:48 who's kindly offered up a leg of mutton
00:03:53 But Reverend Burton has asked me
00:03:56 - My hands are clearly full.
00:03:59 Uncle George has posted
00:04:03 of the Valentine's Day Massacre!
00:04:05 Hilda.
00:04:06 Seven terrified men cut down
00:04:11 Made worse by the strays that
00:04:15 - Hilda...
00:04:19 The leg of lamb! Now.
00:04:26 Why we try and marry her off to gentry
00:04:31 Seating. I'm putting Sarah on your left
00:04:35 so please try and make an effort
00:04:38 Right...l shall go and brush up
00:04:44 It might be an awkward meal.
00:04:46 For all we know Sarah's grazing
00:04:50 Whilst your brother sows his wild oats
00:04:56 No. We'll keep the home fires burning
00:05:01 Hmm. Like father did?
00:05:03 Yes. Like your father did.
00:05:16 I've got news, everybody!
00:05:19 - You all right, sir?
00:05:22 - Coping, sir.
00:05:25 Well done? They look like
00:05:28 - Can't you make them more relaxed?
00:05:33 I can't believe it. You'll never guess.
00:05:37 Houdini escaped the Chinese water
00:05:41 How ghastly!
00:05:46 "Mr and Mrs Whittaker". Your mother.
00:05:49 What's it say, Father?
00:05:52 Perhaps your mother
00:05:55 Oh! That stupid, stupid, stupid boy!
00:06:00 What's happened?
00:06:03 - It's John, he's married that f-f-f...
00:06:06 - F-f-f...
00:06:09 - Pharmacist?
00:06:11 Deploying a smile. One member
00:06:15 Don't be absurd! We don't know
00:06:18 Furber!
00:06:20 - Oh, not again!
00:06:23 Lord have mercy.
00:06:25 Mister John is coming home with his...
00:06:29 Yes. Their bags have just arrived.
00:06:31 I'll be the judge of that. Clear up this
00:06:35 - This is from Dover. They'll be half way.
00:06:40 Very sharp,
00:06:42 John married the floozy.
00:06:58 # A room with a view and you
00:07:02 # And no one to worry us
00:07:05 # No one to hurry us through
00:07:14 There she blows.
00:07:18 Oh, Lord, it's enormous.
00:07:20 So, I lied about gingerbread hedges
00:07:24 - How hard to swim is the moat?
00:07:28 Smoke and mirrors.
00:07:32 Oh, by the by, smoking...don't.
00:07:36 - That makes no sense. Speak English.
00:07:42 Oh, give me back the wheel of my car.
00:07:52 How romantic!
00:07:54 Here they come! Oh, Furber!
00:07:57 Mister John and his wife
00:08:00 - I can't see them.
00:08:06 Ooh!
00:08:11 - Smile, Marion.
00:08:14 You're English, dear. Fake it.
00:08:26 The prodigal son returns
00:08:29 Father! You shaved.
00:08:34 Welcome, Madam.
00:08:37 You look gorgeous.
00:08:40 It's so lovely to see you.
00:08:47 Oh, darling. Sorry, sorry!
00:08:52 This is my wife, Larita.
00:08:55 Mrs Whittaker, the pleasure is all mine.
00:08:59 Oh, you're American.
00:09:00 - And very welcome. Jim Whittaker.
00:09:03 I fought alongside many
00:09:06 and I must say it's an honour
00:09:09 Thank you.
00:09:12 - Far from it.
00:09:15 Hilda and Marion.
00:09:17 Aren't you the woman
00:09:19 First place, before disqualification.
00:09:21 Apparently you need chest hair
00:09:25 I saw you in the paper.
00:09:31 Furber, that suitcase
00:09:35 Marion... Golly, you're not a bit
00:09:38 Somewhat older, I expect.
00:09:44 Before the frostbite sets in...
00:09:46 I'm looking forward to getting acquainted
00:09:51 You'll find me quite uncomplicated,
00:09:54 Oh! What are you doing?
00:09:56 Carrying you over the finish line.
00:10:02 Venus de Milo meet my Venus Detroit.
00:10:06 Oh, hello.
00:10:07 Mother's turned our old nursery
00:10:10 I wouldn't exactly call it a boudoir, Hilda.
00:10:12 Marvellous. All those grubby memories
00:10:15 We had no time
00:10:17 I only hope we can make you
00:10:20 Don't go to any trouble.
00:10:25 - Aren't we, Johnnie?
00:10:28 And for our next surprise...
00:10:34 What on earth is that?
00:10:38 His master's voice!
00:10:41 How divine! You should've
00:10:44 # ...another June,
00:10:52 # Another season, another reason
00:11:00 Come on, little blister. Twirl for me.
00:11:08 Oh, a Continental education.
00:11:13 An emotional depiction of the French
00:11:17 Come now, not Mrs Whittaker.
00:11:20 I don't think we're quite ready
00:11:23 Since time is so clearly against us, why
00:11:29 Dinner's at 8:00.
00:11:31 - You didn't tell them?
00:11:35 That's not fair! Your poor mother.
00:11:39 A few days?
00:11:41 I shoulder the shortcomings of this family
00:11:46 Look at her. What am I supposed
00:11:49 - Hang her?
00:11:51 - Do you, Hilda? Well, we can all relax.
00:11:55 She's exactly
00:11:57 - Surely not exactly? She wasn't drunk.
00:12:01 - Reduce this to the burlesque.
00:12:04 - Very.
00:12:07 Yes, Jim. We all know what you like.
00:12:10 Mother!
00:12:18 Oh, we have all been sent
00:12:23 - And so toasty.
00:12:26 She keeps half the house closed
00:12:29 That explains the frosty reception.
00:12:32 Well, darling. Let me warm you up.
00:12:58 - Well?
00:13:01 Thanks, Father.
00:13:03 John? How long is a few days?
00:13:07 Mother, Larita and I would like
00:13:10 - But this is your home.
00:13:16 But Panda, we need you here.
00:13:19 Since you went off around the Riviera,
00:13:23 lf you'd just listened to me
00:13:25 Wouldn't that be a good idea? I could
00:13:29 Congratulations on your insight
00:13:33 Sarah and Philip are coming to dinner
00:13:36 that will take the League
00:13:39 - Tonight? That's absolutely splendid!
00:13:44 Sarah might not be
00:13:46 Codswallop. She'll be delighted.
00:13:48 lf mother was so desperate for her hand
00:13:53 Strange as it may seem,
00:13:55 I think you're wrong.
00:13:57 On certain things, yes. Call her.
00:14:00 - Really?
00:14:02 Really! lf Edgar were here,
00:14:07 What? Run away?
00:14:13 Here they come!
00:14:29 And the chequered flag goes to...
00:14:33 I should've written, but it happened
00:14:38 In Larita's arms, it seems.
00:14:40 - Please don't be disappointed.
00:14:43 But tell me you're happy,
00:14:47 # You're the top,
00:14:50 Panda, don't break out
00:14:53 The hell we're not.
00:14:55 - Have I missed something?
00:14:59 Oh, you plonker!
00:15:01 Rule one, push sleeping cow.
00:15:04 Rule two, get out of the way.
00:15:07 Rule three, remember rule two.
00:15:10 Sarah!
00:15:12 I hear your poor father
00:15:15 I'm afraid not. He sends his love.
00:15:17 You are a jolly good sport,
00:15:21 I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:15:24 Yes. Excellent for musical comedy.
00:15:28 - I hear the cow's in a terrible way.
00:15:31 And did she eat them?
00:15:33 Good evening to you all.
00:15:36 Nobody told me tonight
00:15:38 Then why have you come
00:15:43 I think I'm snagged.
00:15:45 Let me help you with that.
00:15:50 Holy mother!
00:15:53 Panda? You're forgiven...tenfold.
00:16:04 Sarah Hurst, I'd like to introduce
00:16:10 Gosh, I do like the sound of that.
00:16:13 Sarah...finally.
00:16:16 - Johnnie talks about you constantly.
00:16:19 - I hope we can be friends.
00:16:25 Er...I'd like to be friends, too.
00:16:28 - Larita, my tiresome brother...
00:16:32 Charmed, my dear lady.
00:16:34 Philip, won't you escort me in?
00:16:37 Of course,
00:16:40 That's whet my appetite.
00:16:43 And toast my beautiful bride.
00:16:45 Had we known there was to be
00:16:48 we could've lashed out on taffeta!
00:16:50 quite pleasant once you stop struggling.
00:16:54 So, John, was Larita's
00:17:05 More cabbage, Madam?
00:17:07 There's lots to do, Larita.
00:17:10 Boats, cars or planes?
00:17:12 - No, horses, silly.
00:17:16 Faulty steering and unreliable brakes.
00:17:20 I'm stealing that for Stirrup Cup!
00:17:22 - Stirrup what?
00:17:24 Every November, Philip and Sarah's
00:17:27 Wait until you meet their father,
00:17:29 - And Lady Hurst?
00:17:35 - Stopped what?
00:17:38 Oh, I'm very sorry to hear that.
00:17:42 Between father's polio
00:17:47 Can we please just drop the cows?
00:17:49 I think we'll give the fox a break
00:17:51 Oh, no hunt? Mrs Winston gave me
00:17:57 Your father and I conspired to make
00:18:01 People come from far and wide.
00:18:04 Very thoughtful, Mother.
00:18:06 You do hunt,
00:18:09 Hypocrites, gossips
00:18:12 Bravo!
00:18:14 You wouldn't get her to the start.
00:18:16 We have another
00:18:19 Company! Do you object to the circus
00:18:24 I support Sheppard's position
00:18:26 Good for you.
00:18:30 After the War Widow's Revue,
00:18:34 in between the Dog Show and the shoot.
00:18:36 Don't forget the highlight. Mother's
00:18:41 She's ordered the most exquisite
00:18:44 - From Japan?
00:18:47 Oh, yes.
00:18:52 I'm breathless already.
00:18:57 I won't make it to Christmas.
00:19:01 I won't make it to breakfast!
00:19:03 The lumpy grey and beige concoction?
00:19:06 Oh, yes. That's the word
00:19:10 Absolutely no idea.
00:19:14 Incoming! Have you met my namesake?
00:19:17 - Shh! They'll hear you.
00:19:20 I do.
00:19:23 I know we need the heat,
00:19:26 Mother's clairvoyant about these things.
00:19:28 She loathes me, Johnnie.
00:19:31 I'm a gold-digger, burrowing in
00:19:36 Your father's an interesting study,
00:19:39 Quietly sardonic. I like that in a man.
00:19:41 That won't earn you many
00:19:46 After the Armistice,
00:19:49 He caroused around France and ltaly,
00:19:53 A lot of men did similar...
00:19:57 - Why didn't she go after him?
00:20:00 He finally just wandered home.
00:20:02 Still a bit of a sore point.
00:20:06 Except in public.
00:20:07 You see, she feels
00:20:10 Which means, of course,
00:20:13 Exactly. The war robbed her
00:20:16 She takes one look
00:20:19 The harlot stealing into the nursery...
00:20:23 The delicious concubine...
00:20:25 ...with the delectable ears...
00:20:28 ...nose...
00:20:30 ...neck.
00:20:33 I could just...
00:20:36 ...eat you.
00:20:38 After that meal I'm not surprised.
00:20:48 # '...I'm mad about the boy!' #
00:21:34 Dear Lord, thank you for bringing
00:21:48 'Hmm...John!'
00:22:00 - Why is Larita always so late?
00:22:04 - Edgar was never late for a meal.
00:22:08 Good morning.
00:22:12 There she is! Morning, darling.
00:22:18 What would Madam like for breakfast?
00:22:21 I think Madam will get more sustenance
00:22:25 - But it won't be as much fun.
00:22:28 Darling, I think it's about high time
00:22:30 that your mother and I have
00:22:34 - Just us girls.
00:22:38 What a frightening thought.
00:22:43 Two hemispheres under one roof.
00:22:54 I may not have travelled,
00:22:57 Are you coming down with something?
00:23:00 Pollen.
00:23:03 How peculiar.
00:23:05 Which is why we should
00:23:08 - Where does one start?
00:23:11 I was born in Detroit.
00:23:14 He was one of the first
00:23:17 Ah, hence the love of motoring?
00:23:19 Yes, but I also love animals.
00:23:22 I am a city girl.
00:23:24 Oh!
00:23:26 You can't be squeamish about livestock
00:23:30 Which was never my intention.
00:23:32 I was happily carving out a niche
00:23:35 when I was unexpectedly flagged down
00:23:42 Remarrying was the farthest thing
00:23:47 I see...
00:23:52 May I ask...?
00:23:54 Oh, dead, unfortunately. No children.
00:23:58 Oh...
00:24:02 Still, he provided well, though?
00:24:05 Yes, but there were a lot of hidden costs
00:24:10 Oh, that beautiful motor car... Surely,
00:24:15 I'm more than happy
00:24:18 but I think you'll be a tad disappointed.
00:24:20 The car is my sole source of income.
00:24:23 Which makes living in London
00:24:26 But what will John do in the city?
00:24:28 Work. It's not uncommon.
00:24:31 Oh!
00:24:34 John was brought up in the country,
00:24:37 Where will he work?
00:24:39 Chalk Farm, perhaps?
00:24:43 I know this is not perfect so that's
00:24:48 So, please, how can I make this
00:24:51 Well, erm...wartime experience dictates
00:24:56 and you fit in as well as you can.
00:24:58 - Oh, there's a war on?
00:25:04 Australian mimosa. Mmm...beautiful.
00:25:08 Oh...
00:25:16 And then the British troops opened fire...
00:25:20 - How'd it go, Mother?
00:25:24 Marvellous.
00:25:31 Thanks for the invitation!
00:25:41 Thanks for the invitation!
00:25:43 Oh, it's Lord Hurst!
00:25:46 I fear storm clouds are gathering,
00:25:49 Stop being maudlin, Father.
00:25:51 - It's the future!
00:25:53 Father, allow me to introduce
00:25:58 - Lovely La-La-Larita.
00:26:02 My son is prone to fabrication,
00:26:05 he has been perfectly frank,
00:26:09 Yes, that's right.
00:26:13 No shortage of wits
00:26:16 OK, stand back! I give you, the future!
00:26:24 All right, John.
00:26:29 Ha-ha! Allergies.
00:26:32 You just want to squeeze her
00:26:35 # ...working at the car wash
00:26:42 # You might not ever strike it rich
00:26:46 # But let me tell you,
00:26:50 # Working at the car wash!
00:26:53 # Working at the car wash, man
00:26:56 # Come on, now, sing it to me
00:27:00 # It's better than digging a ditch... #
00:27:14 The missus is a bit trigger-happy
00:27:17 Bleeding tinnitus is killing me.
00:27:19 I like the new Mrs Whit. Reminds me
00:27:24 Only more reasonable. You can tell
00:27:27 Oh, be silent!
00:27:29 Good morning,
00:27:33 Cook, I can't call you a verb.
00:27:37 Beatrice.
00:27:42 All right, all right...it's Doris.
00:27:46 Always wanted to be called Beatrice.
00:27:48 Well, Beatrice, would you mind
00:27:53 I fear I shall be rising later and later.
00:27:57 Well...if it pleases, Mrs Whit.
00:28:01 The point of the bell?
00:28:03 When I ring it, you come to me,
00:28:08 Larita. May I have a word?
00:28:11 Come along!
00:28:16 Would you please refrain
00:28:19 It's chore enough trying to keep
00:28:21 I had a brilliant French maid in Paris.
00:28:26 Thank you, no...erm...
00:28:28 I'd prefer to keep English
00:28:33 Ah, there you are.
00:28:34 I say! Anyone for tennis?
00:28:37 Yes. You!
00:28:39 John, Shackleton wouldn't let
00:28:41 The fog has lifted
00:28:43 You go ahead, darling.
00:28:47 - No, really. I'm a lot of fun.
00:28:50 John!
00:28:57 Day one of the Antarctic Open.
00:29:03 - Hole in one!
00:29:06 I see your pair of deuces
00:29:10 The Titanic could have hit that!
00:29:13 Sarah, you're an embarrassment to
00:29:17 Good God! What's wrong with you?
00:29:21 - Stop, everybody! Listen!
00:29:24 - Nice backhand!
00:29:28 # Mad dogs and Englishmen
00:29:32 # The Japanese don't care to,
00:29:35 # Hindus and Argentines sleep firmly
00:29:38 # But Englishmen detest a siesta... #
00:29:42 Laurel and Hardy step up
00:29:45 Miss Hilda Whittaker looking most
00:29:56 One woman's heaven...
00:29:59 Oh, she's absolutely beautiful.
00:30:04 Broken, tarnished
00:30:09 Things guaranteed
00:30:13 May l?
00:30:15 lf you don't mind
00:30:17 In Detroit, what we lack in dirt,
00:30:21 Your first husband
00:30:24 Oh...well, word gets about.
00:30:29 - So where is he now?
00:30:34 Cancer.
00:30:36 He was a fair bit older than me.
00:30:39 I spent a while playing the unmerry
00:30:43 - You didn't care for him, I gather?
00:30:47 Life was just such an unpleasant
00:30:52 I'd be a liar to say I wasn't glad
00:31:03 - When were you last in France?
00:31:07 On a personal reconnaissance,
00:31:09 trying to ascertain what exactly
00:31:15 Apparently, I'm of the romantic
00:31:20 What did you lose?
00:31:22 I'm not sure.
00:32:23 Oh, hello...hello.
00:32:25 Who was the tiny tank?
00:32:30 On bended knees,
00:32:34 Johnnie dear,
00:32:36 so please try to take this
00:32:40 I'm getting a machine gun
00:32:44 That's fairly disappointing. I thought
00:32:48 Yes, I might spare the men folk.
00:32:51 But it's awfully dispiriting.
00:32:55 I never needed any privacy before.
00:32:57 It's not mine.
00:33:01 # We're all alone,
00:33:07 # The world's aslumber,
00:33:14 Timing is everything, you little brute!
00:33:17 Umpire at least. Philip is pining for you.
00:33:20 lf I knew you played tennis, I never
00:33:24 Ow!
00:33:39 Not a bad day for it.
00:33:42 Reading.
00:33:44 My fiance, Edgar,
00:33:47 Erm...you're needed on the tennis court.
00:33:51 Would you like to see
00:33:55 Poppy!
00:33:59 - That's Enrico Caruso.
00:34:03 But if you ignore
00:34:06 ...and the ears...
00:34:12 I don't actually have a picture of Edgar.
00:34:15 Well...mustn't keep you.
00:34:17 No, no. Of course. Looking forward
00:34:21 Poppy!
00:34:24 - You haven't seen the beast, have you?
00:34:26 Nope. I haven't.
00:34:30 Poppy!
00:34:38 Oh, poor, poor Poppy. I'm so sorry.
00:34:41 Larita!
00:34:46 I've been sent in to badger you.
00:34:50 Oh, Hilda, I can't. I'm only good
00:34:55 - We're between sets now.
00:35:01 Philip! Go get him.
00:35:06 Poppy!
00:35:10 Poppy!
00:35:12 Poppy!
00:35:17 - What are you doing?
00:35:19 A Biblical Story".
00:35:22 Who gave you this filth?
00:35:28 Go and find the dog! Larita!
00:35:34 Please refrain from giving my daughter
00:35:38 Yes, yes, of course.
00:35:39 Oh, and I've volunteered you and Hilda
00:35:42 to perform the Dance of the Dying Swan
00:35:46 We're short on numbers.
00:35:48 Lovely. Anything to help.
00:35:51 Have you seen the dog?
00:35:52 No. Not recently.
00:35:55 Probably out seizing the sunshine
00:36:02 Poppy!
00:36:07 Furber!
00:36:13 Oh, it's you, Madam. I'm sorry.
00:36:16 - A shovel.
00:36:21 Go and get Philip a hot toddy.
00:36:23 - Philip. You look so...so...so...
00:36:30 Poppy!
00:36:32 - Oh...sorry.
00:36:43 Your brother is such
00:36:49 - Where's our beautiful cougar hiding?
00:36:53 I wish she wouldn't slack indoors
00:36:56 Some people would kill
00:37:00 She isn't built the same as us.
00:37:02 Still, it is annoying, though.
00:37:04 You're such a sport,
00:37:07 I haven't got Lari's beauty
00:37:13 - She is clever, isn't she?
00:37:16 Clever...and bored.
00:37:20 I don't understand it. I'm not bored,
00:37:25 Your father is, out of his mind.
00:37:27 Father was born bored.
00:37:30 lf only she made an effort to play along.
00:37:33 Stop being so torturous, Panda.
00:37:35 You had her playing charades last night.
00:37:38 John! John?
00:37:46 To tell the truth, I never really liked her.
00:37:52 I didn't like the dog much, either.
00:37:57 Poor Poppy. Casualty of war.
00:38:03 lf I may be so bold, Madam?
00:38:06 These people ride horses.
00:38:10 It would be advantageous
00:38:15 And I thought Detroit was a tough town.
00:38:21 # You do something to me
00:38:30 # Something that simply
00:38:40 Oh, has your horse run out of gas?
00:38:52 Oh, John, don't hurt it.
00:38:54 Far from it. We've got a hunt coming up.
00:39:01 Go on...run!
00:39:06 So much to learn about each other.
00:39:11 My curriculum vitae. The brook
00:39:16 Mother always imagined
00:39:23 Oh, and how about
00:39:26 That's Davis, Lord Hurst's man.
00:39:31 Closely followed by my mother-in-law.
00:39:33 I wonder what the devil
00:39:39 Are you disappointed
00:39:42 Of course not. We've seen each other
00:39:46 She's part of the...the...the...scenery.
00:39:51 You can hack it a little while longer,
00:39:54 How long is a little?
00:39:58 Well, there's the War Widows' Revue,
00:40:02 ...the hunt.
00:40:03 - The memorial service...
00:40:09 Friends, we are gathered here today
00:40:13 in remembrance
00:40:17 Oh, Poppy...
00:40:20 Wherever you have chosen
00:40:23 we pray that you are blooming.
00:40:26 We pray that you have gone
00:40:29 Shame we don't know
00:40:32 Anyway, now for a eulogy
00:40:38 "Because I could not stop for death,
00:40:43 "The carriage held but just ourselves
00:40:47 Or maybe the carriage didn't stop
00:40:52 Scraped off the road
00:40:55 Oh, Hilda!
00:41:06 Thank you, Mr Gribble.
00:41:09 Now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:41:13 behold Reverend Burton
00:41:17 as they reach for the scissors
00:41:34 Hark! I hear my husband snore!
00:41:38 What the hell happened to Delilah?
00:41:43 I'll creep forth on padded foot
00:42:13 - How hilarious!
00:42:16 Then you succeeded
00:42:19 Your father seems
00:42:22 Don't read too much into it. She was
00:42:25 Sometimes I wonder where they'd be
00:42:28 My ample follicles are in dire need
00:42:33 I wouldn't taunt the artistes,
00:42:37 I've encouraged my girls to undertake
00:42:41 Hilda and I seem to have a talent
00:42:44 The traditional can-can,
00:42:47 - Oh, Philip!
00:42:51 Yes, anything.
00:42:53 That'll raise a bit more than money
00:42:56 - I'm doubling my donation.
00:42:59 Fans at the ready, gentlemen!
00:43:02 All the way from gay Paris,
00:43:05 I give you Miss Hilda Whittaker
00:43:08 and, for her debut performance,
00:43:13 doing 'The Can-Can'!
00:43:16 Ooh!
00:43:23 Ooh!
00:43:38 Did...did you...?
00:43:43 ls it my imagination, or is your daughter
00:44:12 Ow!
00:44:26 Bravo!
00:44:46 It's not Lari's fault.
00:44:50 Philip said it, not Larita.
00:44:52 Everyone understood that
00:44:55 Hilda isn't as experienced
00:44:59 lf you're not prepared to have a straight
00:45:02 Don't be ridiculous. You'll lose a finger.
00:45:04 - Lord Hurst will never speak to me.
00:45:08 Preparing the jumps for the hunt!
00:45:11 I'm completely humiliated!
00:45:15 After tonight, I'd have thought
00:45:18 I hate her! Hate, hate, hate her!
00:45:23 The advance notices
00:45:36 ls it my imagination or is the cutlery
00:45:41 I don't know how many times
00:45:45 - That's easy for you to say.
00:45:51 - You're smiling, Jim.
00:45:58 Hilda, if I had any inkling that you
00:46:02 You could have made an effort
00:46:04 I had my underpants on.
00:46:09 It's not fair! You've got two husbands,
00:46:14 - Technically, I have one.
00:46:17 I've had two shoes
00:46:20 I dare say you've worn down
00:46:26 John...
00:46:28 Marion, Larita's first husband died
00:46:32 Oh, I'm sure Marion
00:46:35 of watching a loved one
00:46:38 She's scandalous!
00:46:41 You should hear what they're saying
00:46:44 Well, let's stop the wagging tongues,
00:46:47 ls it true you've had
00:46:53 Of course it's not true, Mrs Whittaker.
00:46:56 Hardly any of them actually loved me.
00:47:02 That was uncalled for.
00:47:05 - You threw me to the wolves in there.
00:47:09 All right, you threw me to the voles.
00:47:13 Your sisters need to be restrained.
00:47:16 Restrained? Hilda breaks loose once
00:47:20 And poor old Marion...
00:47:23 and mother has his name
00:47:26 - I'm sorry but it really is very funny.
00:47:28 Welcome to the petrified circus.
00:47:31 Meet the resident contortionist
00:47:34 Then stop. Be yourself.
00:47:39 # You do that voodoo
00:47:44 You're right, of course. I'm a hypocrite,
00:47:48 Especially since it isn't working.
00:47:52 What the devil has that dog dug up?
00:47:59 Pilot, what have you got there?
00:48:02 How could you not tell us?
00:48:05 Marion, it was an accident.
00:48:08 And I believe I panicked.
00:48:13 How could you do it? How could you?
00:48:17 I imagine she lowered her full weight
00:48:23 Marion, please.
00:48:26 John, did you have anything
00:48:29 No. No, I was the sole perpetrator
00:48:33 And ever since
00:48:36 Please, please, please
00:48:42 You might buy your loved ones
00:48:45 but you can't in the United Kingdom.
00:48:47 How unfortunate.
00:48:49 You could at least show some remorse.
00:48:53 I am full of remorse. I just refuse
00:48:57 to convince you of my sincerity.
00:48:59 That's not how I came off
00:49:02 I can't change.
00:49:04 Not for you...
00:49:12 And I wouldn't want her
00:49:18 - Madam, the dog.
00:49:25 I knew it the second
00:49:30 She sat on poor Poppy deliberately.
00:49:32 Don't be ridiculous.
00:49:35 My brother has married a dog murderer.
00:49:39 Put through a divorce court.
00:49:41 The Lord does not
00:49:43 The Lord is Almighty, Marion.
00:49:47 The sooner they move out
00:49:49 They move out?
00:49:53 Watch and learn.
00:50:00 It's so unfair.
00:50:07 I could die of envy!
00:50:10 Laying to rest this tragic incident,
00:50:13 we've had this splendid set of rooms
00:50:17 Yes. My wife would like you
00:50:20 I even had an old friend of Johnnie's
00:50:24 "Old Faithful Awaits
00:50:27 I used to sleep under that silly painting.
00:50:30 Very comforting, I'm sure,
00:50:33 But these are the largest rooms
00:50:36 You'll find nothing like it in London.
00:50:38 - She has a point.
00:50:40 Sometimes I don't know
00:50:44 And miss all the fun?
00:50:46 Cook would like to inform you,
00:50:49 Oh!
00:50:51 What bird, hmm?
00:50:53 Thursday is bubble and squeak.
00:50:56 Oh, but I have!
00:51:03 In appreciation of your understanding
00:51:08 We'll think of you every time we use it.
00:51:18 - What exactly are we celebrating?
00:51:21 Thanks for what, hmm?
00:51:23 The annihilation
00:51:27 A loving union of two great cultures.
00:51:30 - Just like us.
00:51:33 - I can't believe you got into the kitchen.
00:51:36 - But technically I outrank her.
00:51:40 Your cook. Or now my undercook,
00:51:45 That's a degree.
00:51:48 Furber...take the vegetables down to
00:51:52 No, Furber, thank you.
00:51:58 Mother, if you don't mind, I'm going
00:52:02 Furber, I've changed my mind,
00:52:04 Me, too.
00:52:07 Gobble, gobble!
00:52:14 Yes!
00:52:20 Here's a tip, Hilda.
00:52:21 A sure way to a man's heart is
00:52:25 Larita, look, I've found
00:52:29 - Marion, this is Fatty Arbuckle.
00:52:33 But if you cut out his cheeks
00:52:37 there's a striking resemblance...
00:52:39 Edgar's away on a trip
00:52:42 sewing his wild oats,
00:52:47 - She's good, I'll give her that.
00:52:58 Lari? Lari!
00:53:01 Not the vase! Not the vase!
00:53:04 "Taking the corncockle buds
00:53:07 "roughly in his calloused hands,
00:53:10 "his hot, moist tulip exploded
00:53:26 Larita?
00:53:28 Early Christmas present...
00:53:31 - For you, darling.
00:53:42 Well, it's...it's...
00:53:43 It's magnificent.
00:53:45 It's me. I posed for a young Spaniard.
00:53:50 Very expressive, darling,
00:53:53 You can see
00:53:55 You took your clothes off
00:53:58 - Of course she took her clothes off.
00:54:02 I'm not sure I approve of you being nude.
00:54:08 Extraordinary.
00:54:10 What exactly are you
00:54:13 Just trying to get into the swing
00:54:16 Marvellous! Well, then, you'll be riding
00:54:22 I might be persuaded
00:54:25 - Hunt.
00:54:27 - Hunt.
00:54:29 Hunt!
00:54:31 Very well.
00:54:34 Hunt.
00:54:42 View, hello.
00:54:47 Hello, everyone.
00:54:51 Morning, Jim!
00:54:54 we've finally managed
00:54:57 Congratulations.
00:55:00 You'll be fine, I promise.
00:55:02 The second you have the Holborough
00:55:06 But Warwick Holborough has ears
00:55:09 And Philip's the prize. Now, if you want
00:55:22 Warwick the Wingnut
00:55:25 What a handsome couple.
00:55:31 Wait...there's something I need to say.
00:55:36 I see you...you're wasted here.
00:55:40 When the time comes...give me a ring.
00:55:44 lf I could find your neck, I'd wring it.
00:55:47 - Larita's making sheep's eyes at Philip.
00:55:51 - She wants him all to herself.
00:55:55 - Nobody's interested in Philip.
00:55:58 Mount up, Larita.
00:56:00 lf you don't mind, I think
00:56:04 Lari, get on the pony, please.
00:56:08 Oh, it's just as I thought...
00:56:10 Oh, I said I'd ride,
00:56:15 Tally-ho!
00:56:32 # Spy on me, baby, use satellite
00:56:36 # Infrared to see me
00:56:40 # Aim, going to fire, shoot me right
00:56:44 # I'm going to like the way you fight
00:56:48 # Now you've found
00:56:52 # To wash away my lonely blues
00:56:56 # So I can't deny or lie
00:57:03 # Sex bomb, sex bomb,
00:57:08 # You can give it to me
00:57:11 What?
00:57:14 # You're my sex bomb... #
00:57:16 - What is she doing?
00:57:21 There's something wild about that child
00:57:28 Whoo-hoo!
00:57:33 Well, she promised she'd ride.
00:57:46 # ...no chaperone
00:57:50 # The world's in a slumber,
00:57:55 # There's something wild
00:58:00 # Let's be outrageous,
00:58:05 # When Adam won Eve's hand,
00:58:10 # He didn't care about those apples
00:58:15 # They say that Spring means
00:58:20 # We're not above birds,
00:58:32 Whoo!
00:58:44 Miss Hilda,
00:58:55 Uncle George?
00:58:56 Oh, thank God, a friendly voice.
00:58:59 Yes, and she's a complete nightmare.
00:59:05 Really?
00:59:07 How salacious.
00:59:12 Come in.
00:59:15 Mother?
00:59:17 I'd like to apologise
00:59:21 That really won't be necessary.
00:59:23 Larita made no secret
00:59:26 She did ride as promised.
00:59:28 Well, we should credit her with her
00:59:34 You must be very proud of her.
00:59:37 Mother, I think...
00:59:40 I think maybe Larita and I ought to go.
00:59:42 Oh...
00:59:45 Yes, I see. Very well.
00:59:47 Feel free to drop in
00:59:51 - Off you go. Enjoy.
00:59:54 I'm sorry, dear,
00:59:57 Take these, they might get you
00:59:59 - And this...Casablanca.
01:00:02 No. You stop it!
01:00:14 The money's gone, John.
01:00:17 Nothing left.
01:00:19 The only thing standing
01:00:22 are those surveyors in the back field.
01:00:27 Lord Hurst is offering to buy 400 acres
01:00:34 It's your legacy, John Whittaker...
01:00:43 - I had no idea.
01:00:53 You were supposed to take over
01:00:57 But you were unexpectedly
01:01:02 I've been struggling for years
01:01:05 waiting for you to step up to the mark.
01:01:09 No. You just go.
01:01:13 Go to Algiers
01:01:16 I'm too tired to care any more!
01:01:21 It's not exactly surprising,
01:01:25 - Your mother is being very practical.
01:01:29 You're not coming back.
01:01:33 Philip's not going to marry Hilda.
01:01:37 Subdividing the land and selling
01:01:41 Somewhat harsh.
01:01:44 I've had my fair share
01:01:47 and it is an auction of innocence
01:01:52 but it is realistic,
01:01:55 But it's my responsibility.
01:01:59 Gracious, how can I have been so blind?
01:02:41 Oh, winter hydrangeas!
01:02:44 It's a controlled mixture of passion,
01:02:52 I was hoping to catch a glimpse
01:02:55 Ah! John's wife has very fickle allergies.
01:02:59 - Allergies to what?
01:03:04 That is a strange choice of bed fellow
01:03:07 You'll just have to make do
01:03:11 It'll be like old times.
01:03:13 # When you're smiling,
01:03:20 Why the big Panda eyes?
01:03:25 I've often meant to ask you something,
01:03:27 Well, don't then.
01:03:30 Did you think I behaved like a cad,
01:03:34 No, of course not.
01:03:36 You took the opportunity and married
01:03:40 lf we'd have married it would've been
01:03:44 - Would it?
01:03:46 We knew one another far too well.
01:03:48 I want my marriage to be thrilling,
01:03:55 - I could've written you love letters.
01:03:58 I did love you all the same.
01:04:02 John, stop it.
01:04:12 He's very different
01:04:17 The boy. The same, sweet boy.
01:04:25 ls it true what she says?
01:04:31 To be perfectly honest,
01:04:38 But it's your home, it's your community.
01:04:42 Doesn't that matter?
01:04:44 No.
01:04:47 You're a dark horse.
01:04:52 Have you noticed how few men
01:04:57 Fourteen years ago,
01:05:00 We all signed up together.
01:05:03 My brother, friends, staff...
01:05:09 All hunkered down in the front row
01:05:15 I thought they kept majors
01:05:19 Promotion for surviving.
01:05:23 As captain, it was my job
01:05:28 Within the first four minutes
01:05:34 ...20,000 men died.
01:05:41 In Thorverton, down the road here...
01:05:45 ...they were stationed in Morocco.
01:05:48 Their captain bought them all home.
01:05:57 I didn't bring a single man back.
01:06:01 This whole village died.
01:06:04 I think there's a glimmer
01:06:07 Well, if there is, it has no time for
01:06:12 - Why did you come back?
01:06:19 Bonjour, Madame.
01:06:32 'She came for you?'
01:06:36 Why the lie?
01:06:38 She thought "wandering home"
01:06:44 And to be perfectly frank,
01:06:52 I hate new games. There are
01:06:57 - Sink some gin, Sausage Fingers!
01:07:01 Oh, well done!
01:07:09 Stop sucking it. Come and help.
01:07:13 All right, Missie,
01:07:17 Right, clear the decks, puppies.
01:07:19 May l?
01:07:28 I was hoping to have a word.
01:07:31 We're accentuating the positive today,
01:07:35 Of course...of course.
01:07:39 I know you are
01:07:43 Regarding what?
01:07:47 Lord Hurst's kind offer
01:07:50 The realtor I'm dealing with in London
01:07:54 Perhaps he could help negotiate
01:07:59 Thank you, but really this is
01:08:03 Of course it's a concern. I am a member
01:08:07 And this is your interpretation
01:08:10 Carving up our heritage and selling it off
01:08:14 Coming from a country no older
01:08:17 it seems a very practical solution.
01:08:19 Just forget the seven
01:08:21 who have devoted their entire lives
01:08:25 Get someone else to do it.
01:08:30 Who do you think you are?
01:08:33 Swinging your wherewithal
01:08:38 lf you really want to be
01:08:42 I think you know what's required.
01:08:46 Right...
01:08:49 I think it's time an expert showed you
01:08:53 Watch it...
01:08:55 Bravo!
01:08:58 What a sportswoman, I must say.
01:09:04 'Lari, you're confusing me.'
01:09:06 - 'I'm feeling trapped.'
01:09:09 It's this house!
01:09:12 And I can barely stand the weight
01:09:21 The answer is to go abroad again.
01:09:24 Not yet. This is my life for now,
01:09:29 - And what part do I play in it?
01:09:32 Of course I do! I'm American.
01:09:41 What is the use of bickering like this?
01:09:46 You never know.
01:09:50 Do you want it to?
01:09:53 Do you?
01:09:56 No!
01:09:58 I just want some peace and quiet.
01:10:01 You're far too young
01:10:04 I can't help my age...
01:10:08 ...Grandma.
01:10:12 Look, I'm sorry that I leave you alone
01:10:20 Good. Then let's do something about it.
01:10:29 Why are we driving so fast?
01:10:32 The thrill of escape!
01:10:39 You're looking very game today.
01:10:44 A penny for your thoughts?
01:10:46 It's more than pennies,
01:10:49 I don't think I can afford the party
01:10:51 - But the Japanese lanterns!
01:10:54 Had to choose,
01:10:57 You're not getting out of it that easily.
01:11:02 It wouldn't be Christmas
01:11:16 Oh! This is the first piece of clarity
01:11:25 Why can't we live in moments
01:11:29 Why?
01:11:31 Because you've stopped
01:11:35 How can you say that?
01:11:37 Oh, I just open my mouth
01:11:41 Then let's make a fresh start.
01:11:58 There are so many things I need
01:12:03 I don't care.
01:12:05 I do.
01:12:07 It doesn't matter.
01:12:12 # I'll see you again
01:12:22 Come on.
01:12:24 # Time may lie heavy between
01:12:29 # But what has been
01:12:36 # This sweet memory
01:12:41 # Throughout my life will come to me
01:12:48 # Though the world may go awry... #
01:12:55 Shot!
01:13:04 John!
01:13:09 - Top hole.
01:13:13 I can't decide which is worse,
01:13:16 to get some privacy,
01:13:19 Who's Veronica?
01:13:21 I am. It's my name.
01:13:27 - I fail to see the humour in it!
01:13:30 I can certainly see the serious
01:13:34 It's only a laughing matter.
01:13:36 Indecent exposure is illegal.
01:13:40 Yep, yep...
01:13:42 You're right.
01:13:45 - No, I'm not. This is my husband.
01:13:49 Maybe it's time for them
01:13:52 Certainly not. They will stay put
01:13:56 And you can get that ghastly painting
01:13:59 We do not need any more reminders
01:14:12 - Excited, Furber?
01:14:15 - Miss Hilda...
01:14:19 Furber, I recognise that as asparagus.
01:14:22 Correct, Madam.
01:14:24 - Ha! I pity poor Panda.
01:14:28 Read! "The Detroit News".
01:14:33 Collecting old newspapers is
01:14:37 Boring? Far from it. lt was a scandal!
01:14:41 Wasn't it...Mrs Morley?
01:14:45 Mrs Tom Morley of Detroit, Michigan.
01:14:48 Don't be grotesque, Hilda.
01:14:51 Well, I suppose I'd better finish
01:14:55 - Any dressing?
01:14:58 - No thanks, I always end up wearing it.
01:15:02 - Especially that runny vinaigrette.
01:15:04 Mayonnaise has more ballast.
01:15:06 Will you stop this insulting behaviour
01:15:15 Oh, I always hated that photo of myself.
01:15:18 Of everything I ever
01:15:22 - For what?
01:15:25 - I was acquitted.
01:15:27 - I told you my husband died.
01:15:31 Does John know about this?
01:15:33 - I see...
01:15:36 Father! Really!
01:15:38 Yes, and after Hilda went
01:15:41 I'm going outside for a cigarette.
01:15:44 Thank you, Jim. Don't mind if I do.
01:15:49 No concern?
01:15:56 The pack's closing.
01:15:58 This woman has taken advantage
01:16:01 He'd never have married her
01:16:03 - You know that, do you?
01:16:06 - lt would've been more appropriate!
01:16:10 - Unfortunately, I agree with you!
01:16:14 It isn't easy, it's heartbreaking.
01:16:19 Marion, does that sound
01:16:22 You can't palm us off like that,
01:16:25 This is your doing.
01:16:27 Larita is your type,
01:16:29 That is the nicest thing
01:16:32 Hello, are we having a picnic?
01:16:36 John...l think your wife better unveil
01:16:46 Before we met...
01:16:48 ...l was involved in a court case
01:16:52 It was seedy and stressful,
01:16:55 but since I was found innocent
01:16:58 I didn't think it necessary
01:17:01 Innocent?
01:17:03 She was responsible
01:17:06 The verdict was suicide
01:17:09 I thought it was cancer.
01:17:12 It was...
01:17:14 But he was so desperately sick.
01:17:16 lf you'd known him, you would've
01:17:20 - It's not as if she poisoned him.
01:17:22 - She's a black widow.
01:17:25 Really? Well, I won't let you!
01:17:27 Right, that's it! You have a dance
01:17:32 Now!
01:17:37 Hilda! Come on, inside!
01:17:42 John...
01:18:09 Are you crying
01:18:15 Neither.
01:18:18 Coming here has been the most
01:18:27 Why didn't you tell me?
01:18:31 I wanted to,
01:18:33 That's not good enough.
01:18:37 I tried to, several times.
01:18:42 But you trusted me..."absolutely".
01:18:47 And you saw the field day
01:18:52 Please remember they're my family.
01:18:54 I shouldn't think of them at all
01:18:56 Still...you should have told me.
01:19:02 You should have loved me more.
01:19:06 I couldn't love you any more.
01:19:09 You should have loved me better.
01:19:14 I don't understand you, Larita.
01:19:19 I don't understand you at all.
01:19:43 1...2...3... Are you all left feet?
01:19:47 Dancing with you
01:19:52 I wonder what the American
01:19:54 Or who she'll be poisoning!
01:19:59 Do you like long, moonlit walks?
01:20:03 Only when taken by people
01:20:05 You've got me all to yourself.
01:20:09 And which little fool, pray tell,
01:20:30 - You ought to see if Larita is coping.
01:20:34 It's been a very trying day
01:20:38 - Go and escort your wife down.
01:20:41 You know my wife, she'll make
01:20:50 Come in.
01:20:54 Quickly, you'll blow my cover.
01:21:05 Why are you sitting in the dark?
01:21:08 Watching.
01:21:11 People are so universally similar
01:21:15 Oh, hello! Ha-ha!
01:21:21 It seems they are universally similar
01:21:28 May l?
01:21:32 - Thank you for being gallant today.
01:21:37 The judge at my trial
01:21:43 Why did you do it?
01:21:48 Why did you marry John?
01:21:52 My first husband was older,
01:21:57 Long afterwards, this...
01:22:01 ...boy...
01:22:03 ...this pure boy arrived
01:22:11 I married him because
01:22:15 ...cheap and squalid.
01:22:20 My first marriage cost me my youth,
01:22:26 What will you do?
01:22:30 The best I can.
01:22:38 Oh, Davis, thank you.
01:22:41 - And thank you, Pinkie.
01:22:45 - Just look at this turnout.
01:22:47 They've only come for a repeat
01:22:52 May I have the pleasure?
01:23:29 Oh, look!
01:23:49 - Tango, please.
01:24:00 Dance with me, John.
01:24:05 Lari, don't.
01:24:07 Please? Dance with me.
01:24:52 That was very gallant.
01:25:46 - You've got to stop them, Mother.
01:26:28 Oh, marvellous! Marvellous!
01:26:33 Straight from the bordellos
01:26:36 to the Hippodrome of London, Maestro,
01:26:41 Jim, this is the end.
01:26:56 Congratulations, Madam.
01:26:58 - Have you been drinking, Furber?
01:27:01 - You are full of surprises.
01:27:04 I was even arrested once.
01:27:07 - What for?
01:27:17 Ah, there you are,
01:27:31 Larita, where are you going?
01:27:33 Away, Sarah. For John's sake.
01:27:36 Far, far away.
01:27:39 ls there anything I can do?
01:27:41 You can look after him.
01:27:44 Women like me are tiresome in love.
01:27:49 Marry John. It's the way things
01:27:53 - I'm just so sorry I got in the way.
01:28:04 Go. I'll cover for you.
01:28:07 Sweet Sarah.
01:28:09 So glad you've recovered
01:28:12 Please don't build any convenient
01:28:15 - I say, Mother is only...
01:28:20 You've shown tremendous fortitude
01:28:23 and I can respect that.
01:28:25 What I can't respect is the manipulative
01:28:30 This war is over. Move on.
01:28:34 "Move on." Oh, how convenient.
01:28:36 Oh, wake up, Marion.
01:28:41 And that ring isn't stuck, you are.
01:28:43 And Hilda, you've got such promise,
01:28:48 My advice to both you girls?
01:28:51 Run! Go see the world
01:28:56 So speaks the siren,
01:29:00 At least I'm not Medusa,
01:29:03 - Get out!
01:29:08 - Lari, don't go.
01:29:11 I can't live here. Nothing can.
01:29:15 But you're my wife, and I love you.
01:29:20 Oh, John, my darling...
01:29:24 You don't know what love is.
01:29:27 You have no idea what it means
01:29:31 that you will do anything for them.
01:29:38 Even inject them with poison
01:29:41 when they were too feeble
01:29:50 I don't believe that you could've
01:30:02 Oh, John, let her go.
01:30:06 Let her go, off into the sunset
01:30:12 Mother...
01:30:14 Before your past
01:30:17 Mother!
01:30:21 Oh, you evil...
01:30:23 Mother! Shut up!
01:30:29 They are predicting warmer weather,
01:30:31 Yes, Furber, I believe they are.
01:30:40 Very generous.
01:30:43 There's something special in there
01:30:46 Of course.
01:30:50 Who knows?
01:30:52 Good luck.
01:30:55 And you, Furber.
01:30:58 Would you forward the painting please,
01:31:00 To where, sir?
01:31:09 I shall enjoy passing on
01:31:16 Well, my dear, when the going
01:31:22 # I've got something to tell you
01:31:27 # I got something to say
01:31:30 # I'm going to put
01:31:35 # And let nothing stand in my way...
01:31:41 # Darling,
01:31:45 # Darling, I'll do anything
01:31:49 # When the going gets tough
01:31:54 # The tough get going
01:31:58 # When the going gets rough
01:32:03 # The tough get rough
01:32:08 # Gonna get myself across the river
01:32:12 # That's the price that I'm willing to pay
01:32:16 # I'm gonna make you stand and deliver
01:32:21 # And give me love
01:32:25 # Oh, darling,
01:32:31 # Darling, I'll do anything
01:32:35 # Cos when the going gets tough
01:32:39 # The tough get going
01:32:43 # When the going gets rough
01:32:48 # The tough get rough...
01:33:14 My Lords, ladies and gentlemen,
01:33:21 On piano,
01:33:29 On the bass,
01:33:35 On the euphonium, Oren Marshall.
01:33:40 Christopher Webster, trombone.
01:33:44 Drums, Mr David Rowntree
01:33:52 On the ukulele, Paul Woollard.
01:33:56 On the guitar, Christopher Montague.
01:34:02 On the washboard, Jason Boshoff.
01:34:06 Saxophones, Mike "The Micro" Smith
01:34:15 On clarinets, Christopher Caldwell
01:34:23 On the trumpets, Gerard Presencer
01:34:32 On strings, Sophie Solomon, Perry
01:34:37 Boguslaw Kostecki, Peter Lale,
01:34:40 Thank you.
01:34:43 And on the saw, David Coulter.
01:34:47 On the bandoneon,
01:34:54 And on the oboe,
01:34:59 Thanks, Kate.
01:35:01 On the slide whistle, Stephan Elliott.
01:35:04 Michelle De Vries on the cymbal.
01:35:06 Barnaby Thompson on spoons.
01:35:10 Tristram Penna, Gramophone.
01:35:13 Thanks, Tris.
01:35:14 And on the banjo, Benedict De Vries.
01:35:20 Ladies and Gentlemen,
01:35:23 Tell your friends
01:35:26 And remember, keep your powder dry.
01:35:33 Goodnight. Thank you.
01:35:38 # I'm going to buy myself
01:35:43 - # Nothing's going to hold me back
01:35:47 # Your love is like a slow train coming
01:35:52 # And I feel it coming down the track
01:35:55 - # Oh, darling
01:36:01 - # Darling
01:36:06 - # When the going gets tough
01:36:10 - # The tough get going
01:36:14 - # When the going gets rough
01:36:19 - # The tough get rough
01:36:25 # Ooh, can I touch you?
01:36:29 # And do the things that lovers do
01:36:34 # Ooh, I want to hold you
01:36:38 # I've got to get it through to you... #
01:36:53 Gobble, gobble!