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Eating Out 2 Sloppy Seconds
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Coming! |
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I'm coming as fast |
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Hey, 'sup, man? |
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What's up, dude? |
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Sorry, I'm late. |
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No problem. |
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So, uh, |
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Did you bring |
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Oh, bro, no I didn't. |
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I for got it, |
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I got something else |
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Oh, dude, |
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Maybe we should get you |
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Dude... I got a girlfriend. |
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She know you mess |
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Or are you just |
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Or maybe you're confused. |
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Or maybe... |
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I, I don't know, I... |
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I, I don'tknow |
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You're so sexy |
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You're good. |
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Yeah, I play confused, |
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I'm straight... |
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Now, rip open my shirt. |
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Sir, yes sir. |
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Strip. |
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Amateur. |
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Less teeth, more tongue. |
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This is how you do it. |
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That feels so good. |
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God, I love your tits! |
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Stop calling them tits! |
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I could eatyourtits all day. |
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Stop callingthem tits. |
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I love your tits. |
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Stop calling them tits! |
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Sorry, I love your breasts! |
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Shane... Sweetie. |
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Are you havingthat |
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Honey... it's not you, it's... |
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Well, it's you. |
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What's wrong iflwant |
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in the bedroom? |
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Nothing, I guess - |
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I'mcloseenough. |
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But you can't expect me |
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you wanna have sex. |
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I don'twantyou to begay- |
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So youwantme to get it on with |
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Well, in front of, |
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Gwen, I'mnot gay. |
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I'maheterosexual breeder. |
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then weprobably |
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Howcan you beso homophobic? |
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You'reridiculous! |
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Don't even think |
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I'm breaking up with you. |
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Huh? |
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I'vesatin millions ofbedrooms |
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tell methey're leaving |
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I'mnot gonna sithereand have |
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What? |
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I'm leaving you, Shane! |
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Go not suck all |
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Yeah? |
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prideparademarch right on |
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Gaybasher! |
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Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! |
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Stop thespread offaggotry! |
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Stop the spread offaggotry. |
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Fag! |
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Iwish! |
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Itoldyou this was |
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I know, Kyle! |
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from daytwo! |
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You'regonnaleaveme. " |
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And look howrightlwas. |
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Youweren'tright, Kyle. |
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Your puppydog eyes and goofy |
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Butyouwouldn'tbelieveit. |
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Howcould I believe itwhen |
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I don'tflirtwith everyone; |
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Didyou haveto |
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ofthe gymnastics team |
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God, it's like you're |
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you can'thaveme. |
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went outand made |
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See! |
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You want aboyfriend |
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with confident, sophisticated |
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Hey, Sebastian. |
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Who'sthis? |
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Who areyou? |
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He's here |
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I'msupposedto be |
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You'retoo emotional. |
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Fags. |
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So what, it's been about... |
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five days since you |
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Wow! You'regood. |
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Thanks, Eric. |
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Thankyou, Teri. |
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It's Tiffani. |
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Have fun fucking his puppy |
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I hope somedayyou can |
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likeaboutyourself and realize |
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Wow, thatwas HallMarky, Marc - |
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Stop the spread offaggotry. |
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Stop the spread offaggotry. |
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Okay, just becausewe used |
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doesn't mean wehaveto be |
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You'reright. |
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I'm s... |
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What's wrong? |
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I don't wanna |
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Iwant aboyfriend! |
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Ijust reallywish |
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Isthattheheterosexualyou |
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No... Well, yes, he was my |
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Your roommatedumped you? |
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No, myboyfriend dumped me. |
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to help methrough this. |
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So is your roommate thegay |
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You'renotlisteningto me. |
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And notjustthat- |
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Iwill ever make itwith! |
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Honey, you'regonnamakeit |
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It's not even that. |
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boyfriendfirst |
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Youwon'tbe alone. |
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Thereareplenty |
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Ha, ha. |
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Plentyof cocks |
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Mom! |
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Plentyoffreshmen ass |
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Eww! Mom! |
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Kyle, I amreallytrying here. |
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I know, Mom. |
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Do you knowwhatit's |
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trapped in a woman's body? |
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MyGod, you haveno idea. |
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Well, there's likefive |
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And they'reall greasyand |
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just trying to... |
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Send mean X-ray. |
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Whyareyou being |
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I brokeup with Shane. |
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He's single? |
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Hands off, cockmonger. |
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I'mkidding. |
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Whatis with straight guys and |
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Ijust got dumped. |
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Whatis with gay guys wanting |
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Yeah, I heard. |
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Thanks. |
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Sorryyou're apsychopath. |
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sweetness, butyou do knowthat |
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thatwill ever |
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Hey, I'ma catch! |
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Says who? |
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Other peopledo, too! |
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Ijust... Iwantto hear, |
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instead of"Take it, |
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Hi, Mr. Thompson. |
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Tiffani -oh, I loveyour |
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with thechiffon |
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Mywife has one |
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Okay, class -fingertips! |
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I don't knowhowmanyof you are |
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but ifl seeanotherfruit, |
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Ithink it's time |
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alittlemore... dangerous. |
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Class, meetTroy. |
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Ta da! |
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Troy's gonna model |
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Troyis a veterinarymajor |
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from alittle town |
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oh, Troy. |
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Myparents didn'twantme |
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Howrustic! |
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He's gotan accent. |
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Helooks likehe's spent |
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and... milkingthings. |
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Helooks likesex. |
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Well, um, Troy... |
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whenever youfeel inspired. |
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I uh... |
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So, wheredo you want me? |
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On myface. |
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Right hereon my desk |
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in several differentpositions. |
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Missionary, |
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Chalksto paper! |
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Oops! |
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Dropped it! |
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Guess I'll haveto... |
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I don't wantyouto... |
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Hi. |
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Niceto meetyou. |
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Samehere. |
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I'mjust gonna... |
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Iwannahit thatharder |
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Iwannabe wrapped in |
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Iwanna seehim getit on |
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Youthinkhe's gay? |
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Does Whitneywant crack? |
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Heythere! |
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I didn'trecognize you |
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I hadto leave itthere - |
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I'mGwen. |
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Thegirlwith thebig |
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andtheguy |
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I'm Kyle. |
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Troy. |
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From Troy... |
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Illinois. |
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Ooh, arethoseyour drawings? |
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Yeah. |
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That's Kyle's... |
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I'venever drawn onebefore |
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You're very generous. |
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I'ma giver. |
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This one's incredible. |
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Thanks. |
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You just... spoketo me. |
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Areyou an artmajor? |
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No. |
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She's undeclared, which is |
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Well, you should be. |
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How'd you getinto |
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Well, I grewup |
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No one's around so I'd |
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Then I boughta webcam. |
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I'mso Googling you. |
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When I moved hereandfound |
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to hang outnaked, |
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Next stop: porn! |
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Howmuch doesthat |
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Fiftybucks a class. |
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Porn pays waybetter. |
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Well, I'd bejustas |
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for a caseofbeer, |
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Noted. |
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When didyou move here? |
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Acoupleweeks ago. |
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All byyour lonesome? |
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Yeah. |
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I'll betitwas great |
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whereno oneknows your |
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anything youwant |
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Yeah, I guess. |
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So, you'recloseto your mom? |
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I miss both my parents, |
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abouta mom, you know? |
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Aboyneeds none other |
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Uh, yeah. |
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We were gonna grab somecoffee. |
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I gotta gethome. |
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Maybesomeothertime? |
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Someonewaiting |
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Myroommate. |
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He's secretlyin lovewith me. |
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Seeyou in class. |
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Keep up thegood... penis! |
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Itotallythoughthe was a |
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straight guyjoke. |
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He's an enigmafucking a riddle |
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I lovebeing single. |
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Stop the spread offaggotry. |
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But spreading |
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I'll beprayingfor you. |
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Hold thatpose! |
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Would you boys |
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Sitthere |
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But Iwant him |
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What's her story? |
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I usedto flirtwith this one, |
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because Iwasn'tavailable. |
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So we'regonna |
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Man whore! |
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Luckybastard. |
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Seethat guy overthere? |
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Thestudlyrack of meat |
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Themeatrack. |
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andwith a coupleof |
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Pre-cheated? |
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It's thisthing |
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Themomenttherelationship |
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theystartlining up |
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Thesecondthey're |
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"Heyremember me? |
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Your boyfriend'sfar |
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I didn't sayhe cheated. |
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God, you'reparanoid. |
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I knowhowhis mind works. |
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Iflwerehot enough |
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I guess it's over. |
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Lookwhatlfound! |
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Hey! |
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- Troy! |
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So, Troy, thethreeof us |
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in art class |
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Do you havea preference? |
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See, itworks. |
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Nowtake off |
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This is kindaweird. |
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No, we'rejust gonna draw. |
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So, didyou leave someone |
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Nope. |
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That's probably good. |
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Yep. |
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I'vealways wondered |
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to live on a farm. |
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what didyou do for fun? |
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Mostlywe'd drive |
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or throwparties |
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I always likedtheidea ofbeing |
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Gettingfucked in arainstorm, |
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or gettingfucked on atractor, |
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or getting... |
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Well, I can't say |
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Well, where did |
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I dunno. |
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a bed, in mycar. |
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In the ass? |
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Excuseme? |
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Oops! |
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I'm sorry-ifyou don't |
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No, it's okay, I guess. |
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Girls... mostly. |
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What? |
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No, honey. |
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So you aregaythen! |
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I'm not gay. |
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Well, all kinds ofpeople |
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go alongwith it. |
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Whatthehell |
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I likeit. |
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justbodies |
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So, didyou ever |
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Sort of. |
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Whataboutboyfriends? |
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I had this reallyclose |
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Butl never donemuch with a |
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and havekids. |
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'cause theycan, it's just... |
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Being gay, it seems |
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Amen, sister. |
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I mean, firstyou have |
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That's no fun. |
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- Andthen there's rejection. |
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- STDs. |
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There'sthis group, Coming In. |
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'causelthink |
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The anti-gays? |
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Ex-gays. |
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Justlikeyou, Kyle. |
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- What? |
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Kyleusedto begay. |
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getto know each other, |
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You're an ex-gay? |
| 00:16:26 |
Well... |
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You'relikemyidol! |
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insideyou |
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Uhh... |
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Oh my God... |
| 00:16:38 |
You two aretogether, right? |
| 00:16:44 |
Yes! |
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I knewit! |
| 00:16:49 |
You'realwaystogether, |
| 00:16:51 |
Itmust'vebeen thefact |
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Andyou're really |
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As a cucumber. |
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God, no wonder Ifelt so |
| 00:17:03 |
Howlong have you been together? |
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Afewmonths. |
| 00:17:08 |
mylittlesexmonkey? |
| 00:17:10 |
Ahh! |
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And you'recomfortable |
| 00:17:15 |
Smokesausage? |
| 00:17:16 |
We'veall got |
| 00:17:18 |
His arejust |
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And how'sthat |
| 00:17:21 |
Howdo you think |
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Look atme, I'mperfect! |
| 00:17:24 |
Yeah. |
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Awww. |
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Breasts. |
| 00:17:30 |
So whatare the |
| 00:17:32 |
Well, uh, I've never been |
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Oh, myGod, would you do me |
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Of coursel'd do you... |
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You have to takeme |
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There's one tomorrow. |
| 00:17:43 |
You could bemysponsor, |
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Do it, honey. |
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to renewyour vows |
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Notthathe doesn't |
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Okay. |
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It's a date! |
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I'll be right back. |
| 00:18:04 |
Whatthe helljusthappened? |
| 00:18:06 |
Wejust got you laid |
| 00:18:08 |
You mademean ex-gay! |
| 00:18:09 |
Thoseare myleast |
| 00:18:11 |
Growsomenuts. |
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remotelyinterested ifyou were |
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Listen to me. |
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in this godforsaken world |
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around hisfortyacres |
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Butyou do. |
| 00:18:23 |
So, you'resaying he'll |
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becausel'mnot gay? |
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You heard him. |
| 00:18:28 |
"closefriend. " |
| 00:18:30 |
you'll getto |
| 00:18:32 |
You'll supporthimin those |
| 00:18:35 |
until eventuallyall his |
| 00:18:40 |
Right down yourthroat. |
| 00:18:43 |
This is sick! |
| 00:18:47 |
Youthinkit couldwork? |
| 00:18:53 |
Damn! |
| 00:18:58 |
Hey! |
| 00:19:00 |
No way. |
| 00:19:03 |
I'mso nervous. |
| 00:19:04 |
It's okay. |
| 00:19:09 |
Whatareyou doing? |
| 00:19:10 |
Straight malebonding, |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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I'mOctavio... |
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Octavio! |
| 00:19:37 |
Introductions lead |
| 00:19:39 |
leadto invitations |
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with thewrong persuasion. |
| 00:19:42 |
I'll do theintroducing. |
| 00:19:45 |
Whatthehell |
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Wewantto join. |
| 00:19:49 |
I findthathardto believe. |
| 00:19:51 |
Maybeweshouldn't... |
| 00:19:52 |
God believes me. |
| 00:19:54 |
Well, I did prayfor you. |
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I know. |
| 00:19:56 |
Spooky. |
| 00:19:57 |
I'mJacob Buchanan, |
| 00:20:00 |
This is Derek, |
| 00:20:04 |
Violet. |
| 00:20:06 |
Violet. |
| 00:20:07 |
I'm Kyle. |
| 00:20:08 |
- And... |
| 00:20:09 |
Hi, Troy. |
| 00:20:10 |
Hello, Kyle. |
| 00:20:12 |
You do knowwhat we're |
| 00:20:15 |
At Coming In? |
| 00:20:16 |
Well, yeah, buthe doesn't |
| 00:20:19 |
He's a success story. |
| 00:20:23 |
Kyle's renouncing his sexuality? |
| 00:20:27 |
Areyou sitting down? |
| 00:20:29 |
Now, who'd liketo speakfirst? |
| 00:20:32 |
I havegreatnewsthatwill |
| 00:20:35 |
I'vebeen askedto present |
| 00:20:39 |
for Coming In National. |
| 00:20:41 |
Theboard of directors, |
| 00:20:43 |
is gonnabehere nextweek, and |
| 00:20:47 |
which theywill, you'll seemy |
| 00:20:50 |
and college campuses |
| 00:20:55 |
"Homo No More. |
| 00:21:00 |
Nowl needyou |
| 00:21:02 |
to everystudent across campus. |
| 00:21:04 |
"Homo No More" is gonna become |
| 00:21:09 |
Like"Can you hear menow?" |
| 00:21:11 |
Yes, onlymoreclever. |
| 00:21:14 |
So let's haveatestimonial. |
| 00:21:23 |
I sucked a dick. |
| 00:21:25 |
Shutup, areyou serious? |
| 00:21:27 |
Likea fox. |
| 00:21:28 |
That'sfabulous. |
| 00:21:29 |
What was it like? |
| 00:21:31 |
Tell us howitmade |
| 00:21:34 |
Well, I gotreallytrashed |
| 00:21:38 |
andthis skinny guywith dyed- |
| 00:21:42 |
asked iflwanted to do oneof |
| 00:21:46 |
They started playing |
| 00:21:48 |
so Itook thatas |
| 00:21:52 |
and beforel knewit, we'rein |
| 00:21:55 |
I'mchoking on his dick, |
| 00:21:58 |
and I'm about to puke. |
| 00:22:01 |
Itwas great. |
| 00:22:03 |
Iwatched porn... |
| 00:22:07 |
And I made sure itwas Ron |
| 00:22:10 |
Yeah. |
| 00:22:13 |
And itwas hot. |
| 00:22:14 |
Good, good. |
| 00:22:17 |
Allan? |
| 00:22:19 |
was her name Leslie? |
| 00:22:22 |
Ithink so, yeah. |
| 00:22:25 |
Wewent on a date. |
| 00:22:27 |
Andwhathappened |
| 00:22:29 |
Wewentto this cute |
| 00:22:31 |
servicewas great... |
| 00:22:32 |
No, I meantphysically. |
| 00:22:34 |
Well... after dinner |
| 00:22:39 |
Wereyou nervous? |
| 00:22:40 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:22:42 |
Turned on? |
| 00:22:43 |
I'm trusting at somepoint |
| 00:22:46 |
Oh, yeah... yeah. |
| 00:22:50 |
Totally... turned on. |
| 00:22:54 |
Rockhard. |
| 00:22:55 |
Tell meaboutthat. |
| 00:23:00 |
Let's see. |
| 00:23:01 |
Wesat on her bed |
| 00:23:04 |
albumof thisJapanese |
| 00:23:07 |
andwewere balancing |
| 00:23:11 |
And her knee grazed myknee, |
| 00:23:17 |
Andthen? |
| 00:23:19 |
Then? |
| 00:23:23 |
Shejumped on top ofme. |
| 00:23:26 |
Really! |
| 00:23:27 |
And I lether |
| 00:23:30 |
Good, good! |
| 00:23:32 |
Did she go for second base? |
| 00:23:34 |
Run her hands up |
| 00:23:36 |
underneath your shirt? |
| 00:23:38 |
Alittle. |
| 00:23:41 |
That might not count. |
| 00:23:47 |
Likethis, I guess. |
| 00:23:54 |
Butneverthenipples? |
| 00:23:55 |
No. |
| 00:23:57 |
On this "date," |
| 00:23:59 |
No. |
| 00:24:00 |
Never? |
| 00:24:01 |
Whataboutyour |
| 00:24:04 |
Thrustingjock straps? |
| 00:24:05 |
Towels snapping |
| 00:24:08 |
I never said |
| 00:24:11 |
Well, nextweek's assignment- |
| 00:24:14 |
and I'mholding youto this - |
| 00:24:17 |
Butwhataboutthe girl? |
| 00:24:19 |
Leslie? |
| 00:24:20 |
Yeah, Leslie. |
| 00:24:21 |
Shouldn'tl respecther |
| 00:24:23 |
Don'tworry. |
| 00:24:25 |
All I'maskingfor is |
| 00:24:31 |
So, I'mfascinatedto hear |
| 00:24:35 |
I'm notreadyto talkyet... |
| 00:24:37 |
but Kyle here's |
| 00:24:40 |
They can'tkeep their |
| 00:24:43 |
You havea girlfriend? |
| 00:24:45 |
Mm-hm. |
| 00:24:46 |
Andyou usedto be gay? |
| 00:24:48 |
Yeah. |
| 00:24:49 |
Well, why don'tyou |
| 00:24:51 |
Whatbrought about |
| 00:24:54 |
Ummm... my story... |
| 00:24:57 |
Just speakfromthe heart - |
| 00:25:02 |
Well... I was |
| 00:25:06 |
Momsaid myfirst |
| 00:25:08 |
"Getthoseboobs |
| 00:25:10 |
So... anyway, I lived thegay |
| 00:25:14 |
And I dated a lot of guys... |
| 00:25:18 |
Alot of guys. |
| 00:25:22 |
Just... mens and mens |
| 00:25:24 |
I mean, theywere |
| 00:25:27 |
"Kyle, pleasehavesexwith me. |
| 00:25:29 |
Iwas so popular... |
| 00:25:30 |
Butthen itbegan |
| 00:25:32 |
See, you realized thegays, |
| 00:25:36 |
in gettingto knowyou. |
| 00:25:37 |
No, as soon as you |
| 00:25:40 |
Andthen theynever call |
| 00:25:41 |
they'regonna callyou back |
| 00:25:43 |
with somestudwhen theysay |
| 00:25:48 |
I wouldn't saythat. |
| 00:25:50 |
Wellthen what exactly |
| 00:25:52 |
Whatbrought about |
| 00:25:57 |
Well, I gotfed up... |
| 00:26:01 |
andthe fun and music |
| 00:26:05 |
and just when I didn'tknow |
| 00:26:07 |
an angel from heaven above |
| 00:26:10 |
Asexy, 52-24-48 |
| 00:26:15 |
Is Tiffani arhinoceros? |
| 00:26:17 |
Size doesn'tmatter. |
| 00:26:19 |
Ifell in love |
| 00:26:25 |
Butwhataboutthe sex? |
| 00:26:27 |
Pieceof cake. |
| 00:26:29 |
"Kyle, takeeverything you love |
| 00:26:31 |
and projectit onto this girl |
| 00:26:34 |
And nowthey can't get enough. |
| 00:26:36 |
That's incredible. |
| 00:26:37 |
Yeah, 'causeyou seem |
| 00:26:39 |
Not anymore. |
| 00:26:41 |
there's nothing like |
| 00:26:43 |
ofthe vagina spreading |
| 00:26:46 |
squeezing againstthehead |
| 00:26:50 |
Andthat's nothing compared |
| 00:26:53 |
to eather outand lap up |
| 00:27:04 |
Welookforwardto |
| 00:27:06 |
Well, weboth look forward |
| 00:27:09 |
Little Ex-gayjoke. |
| 00:27:11 |
Jesus and Iwill be |
| 00:27:13 |
Hey... |
| 00:27:15 |
Stop thespread offaggotry! |
| 00:27:18 |
Thatwasfun! |
| 00:27:19 |
Thatwas nerve-racking. |
| 00:27:21 |
Yeah, youweresweating |
| 00:27:22 |
on a summer jihad. |
| 00:27:24 |
I loveyour... senseofhumor. |
| 00:27:28 |
Man, you really |
| 00:27:31 |
Yeah. |
| 00:27:33 |
I gotta go modelfor |
| 00:27:36 |
Hey, arewe still on |
| 00:27:39 |
Goooo... local sportsteam! |
| 00:28:07 |
This mustbethe rightplace. |
| 00:28:09 |
Oh, hey. |
| 00:28:10 |
Hey. |
| 00:28:12 |
Professor Thompson's |
| 00:28:14 |
Butl usethe word |
| 00:28:17 |
Wow, greatbody. |
| 00:28:19 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 00:28:20 |
I meantyou. |
| 00:28:22 |
Oh, thanks. |
| 00:28:24 |
You'resupposedto wear |
| 00:28:25 |
What? |
| 00:28:27 |
Therobe. |
| 00:28:28 |
Oh... yeah. |
| 00:28:30 |
Didyou want someprivacy? |
| 00:28:33 |
Ah, no. |
| 00:28:35 |
I'mgonnabe naked |
| 00:28:37 |
You'reeasy. |
| 00:28:38 |
Howwouldyou know? |
| 00:28:40 |
No, I... |
| 00:28:41 |
Anyway, we'regonna be |
| 00:28:44 |
- Huh? |
| 00:28:46 |
- Seriously? |
| 00:28:49 |
No. |
| 00:28:56 |
Areyou gay? |
| 00:28:57 |
Well, yeah. |
| 00:28:59 |
You gotaproblem |
| 00:29:00 |
No. |
| 00:29:02 |
I mean, you'renot straight, |
| 00:29:05 |
Well... |
| 00:29:07 |
Oh myheck, who areyou? |
| 00:29:11 |
Uh... I'mMarc, your model. |
| 00:29:14 |
You are? |
| 00:29:17 |
You didn't request |
| 00:29:19 |
I havethestudent services |
| 00:29:22 |
Nice. |
| 00:29:23 |
- What? |
| 00:29:25 |
I can't find it. |
| 00:29:27 |
needtwo nudestoday, |
| 00:29:30 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:29:33 |
I do need both models... |
| 00:29:40 |
I'dforgethead if |
| 00:29:42 |
What? |
| 00:29:43 |
Uh... I'd forget myhead |
| 00:29:48 |
Mywifeis always |
| 00:29:51 |
You know, I'm... - |
| 00:29:57 |
OK. |
| 00:30:01 |
I'II, uh... getto class. |
| 00:30:09 |
So what's your nameagain? |
| 00:30:11 |
Troy. |
| 00:30:14 |
With a c. |
| 00:30:20 |
Look dude, ifyou'reworried |
| 00:30:23 |
I can turn around. |
| 00:30:26 |
You're notmytype. |
| 00:30:27 |
I'mnot? |
| 00:30:29 |
No. |
| 00:30:30 |
Shouldyou be? |
| 00:30:31 |
No, I guess not. |
| 00:30:32 |
I mean, you'rehot and all, |
| 00:30:34 |
who can takecharge. |
| 00:30:37 |
Plus your hair's too dark. |
| 00:30:40 |
And you'retoo tall. |
| 00:30:41 |
Gee, thanks. |
| 00:30:44 |
Just being honestwith you. |
| 00:30:45 |
I think it's great-types. |
| 00:30:47 |
I mean, ifweall |
| 00:30:49 |
mightas well be straight. |
| 00:30:52 |
Maybenot everyone knows |
| 00:30:55 |
True enough. |
| 00:30:57 |
Therewasthis one guy. |
| 00:31:00 |
This sounds stupid, |
| 00:31:03 |
I sort of sawsomething |
| 00:31:05 |
likealight. |
| 00:31:08 |
likeany ofthe guys |
| 00:31:10 |
butwhen I sawthat light, |
| 00:31:14 |
this is my type, too. |
| 00:31:16 |
So I asked himout, eventually. |
| 00:31:19 |
That's deep. |
| 00:31:21 |
Fuck you. |
| 00:31:22 |
No, I'mserious. |
| 00:31:24 |
So whatever happened |
| 00:31:26 |
Doesn'tmatter. |
| 00:31:29 |
Anyway, that's... |
| 00:31:36 |
Hey, you need a |
| 00:31:38 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:40 |
This feels horrible. |
| 00:31:42 |
Stop shaking your |
| 00:31:44 |
No, I mean lyingto Troy. |
| 00:31:45 |
Honey, men lie. |
| 00:31:48 |
Well, tonight you |
| 00:31:50 |
Fuck! |
| 00:31:51 |
Honey, I neverforgetto fuck. |
| 00:31:53 |
No, fuck! |
| 00:31:55 |
Kyle! |
| 00:31:56 |
Hey, boys. |
| 00:31:58 |
Oh, youtwo knowMarc? |
| 00:32:01 |
I usedto have |
| 00:32:02 |
Didn'tl? |
| 00:32:04 |
But he's not |
| 00:32:06 |
So, how do youtwo |
| 00:32:08 |
Oh, wegotnaked |
| 00:32:10 |
What?! |
| 00:32:11 |
Weboth model |
| 00:32:12 |
Wow, he's aregular |
| 00:32:14 |
Can I talkto you |
| 00:32:18 |
You haven't |
| 00:32:20 |
Hey, I don'ttreatpeople |
| 00:32:22 |
You should. |
| 00:32:23 |
You do knowhe's gay, right? |
| 00:32:25 |
Oh God, I'msorry. |
| 00:32:27 |
Isthat againsttherules? |
| 00:32:28 |
That's theonlyfucking rule! |
| 00:32:30 |
Keep awayfrom hot |
| 00:32:32 |
unlesstheyhave |
| 00:32:34 |
Okay, well, don't... |
| 00:32:38 |
Besides, hetold me- |
| 00:32:40 |
Andyou believed him? |
| 00:32:42 |
hesawalight |
| 00:32:44 |
Kyle, Ithinkyour |
| 00:32:47 |
Please. |
| 00:32:50 |
We'restrongerthan ever. |
| 00:32:51 |
In fact, wewere |
| 00:32:54 |
- Whoa! |
| 00:32:56 |
Yeah, I can hardly |
| 00:32:58 |
ofhis big hard stick. |
| 00:33:00 |
all sweaty |
| 00:33:03 |
I'll bet. |
| 00:33:05 |
Go for it. |
| 00:33:07 |
What? |
| 00:33:08 |
Stick your hand |
| 00:33:10 |
- Get himhard. |
| 00:33:12 |
No way! |
| 00:33:13 |
What? |
| 00:33:15 |
Of coursel'mstraight. |
| 00:33:17 |
myheterosexualityaround |
| 00:33:20 |
Well, howaboutyou |
| 00:33:23 |
Yeah, that'd behot. |
| 00:33:25 |
Akiss? |
| 00:33:27 |
And use some tongue... |
| 00:33:30 |
unless you don'tlike |
| 00:33:31 |
I lovekissing |
| 00:33:34 |
Proveit. |
| 00:33:36 |
Whyshould... |
| 00:33:42 |
Wow. |
| 00:33:48 |
Youtwo getaroom. |
| 00:33:57 |
Kyle?! |
| 00:33:59 |
Mom? |
| 00:34:00 |
Kyle?! |
| 00:34:02 |
Whatareyou doing here?! |
| 00:34:03 |
Iwas justrunning errands. |
| 00:34:06 |
than I could ever |
| 00:34:08 |
This is wonderful! |
| 00:34:11 |
You area girl, right? |
| 00:34:13 |
Mom, of courseshe's a girl! |
| 00:34:15 |
Would you stop |
| 00:34:16 |
Wehadn'ttold her yet. |
| 00:34:18 |
You don'tunderstand! |
| 00:34:20 |
masturbatingwith every |
| 00:34:22 |
and nowthis! |
| 00:34:25 |
Have youtellthat awful |
| 00:34:27 |
I haveafeeling heknows. |
| 00:34:29 |
I havea feeling |
| 00:34:31 |
he's ever seen. |
| 00:34:32 |
I haveafeeling thatthe |
| 00:34:34 |
areacts ofjealousy, |
| 00:34:36 |
it's kind ofnice to know |
| 00:34:38 |
Who gives a shitabouthim? |
| 00:34:42 |
This is war! |
| 00:34:43 |
Marc's gonnaruetheday |
| 00:34:45 |
Wow, you almost |
| 00:34:47 |
Marc thinks hecan get |
| 00:34:48 |
bytaking his shirt off. |
| 00:34:51 |
wantahot, muscular stud who's |
| 00:34:53 |
Maybesomepeoplethink |
| 00:34:55 |
to pretendthat |
| 00:34:57 |
Somepeoplelike... |
| 00:34:59 |
Octavio. |
| 00:35:01 |
Octo-what? |
| 00:35:03 |
Oh, hi, Yummy. |
| 00:35:06 |
Therhinoceros? |
| 00:35:07 |
Excuseme? |
| 00:35:09 |
Tiffani, this is Octavio, |
| 00:35:10 |
fromthat group |
| 00:35:12 |
Rhinoceros? |
| 00:35:14 |
I'll callyoutonight. |
| 00:35:16 |
Good luck not |
| 00:35:20 |
So, Octavio. |
| 00:35:22 |
Octavio. |
| 00:35:24 |
Octavio. |
| 00:35:25 |
It's like you'resaying |
| 00:35:26 |
atthe same time- |
| 00:35:28 |
B and B? |
| 00:35:29 |
V and B. |
| 00:35:31 |
So, whatare you doing here? |
| 00:35:34 |
Your girlfriend's sexy. |
| 00:35:36 |
Thanks. |
| 00:35:37 |
Nothing like I expected. |
| 00:35:39 |
Whatareyou saying, I'mnot |
| 00:35:40 |
No, Ijust... |
| 00:35:43 |
Something aboutyou screamed |
| 00:35:47 |
As you can see, |
| 00:35:49 |
And horny. |
| 00:35:51 |
Horny? |
| 00:35:52 |
- You're hitting on me. |
| 00:35:56 |
Whatabout Homo No More? |
| 00:35:58 |
Ithoughtthey |
| 00:36:00 |
When I sawyou atthe meeting, |
| 00:36:03 |
You didn'thave |
| 00:36:05 |
Shutup. |
| 00:36:09 |
I haveafeelingthis |
| 00:36:12 |
It's okay. |
| 00:36:14 |
hebreaksthe rules |
| 00:36:16 |
Wait! |
| 00:36:17 |
Of course. |
| 00:36:19 |
into the bathroomat school |
| 00:36:21 |
underneath thestall... |
| 00:36:25 |
Enough abouthim. |
| 00:36:28 |
Your lipstaste |
| 00:36:31 |
It's my girlfriend's |
| 00:36:37 |
Oh, Octavio. |
| 00:36:38 |
Octavio. |
| 00:36:43 |
Well, I'm this way. |
| 00:36:46 |
Hey, youwanna |
| 00:36:48 |
No, I can't. |
| 00:36:50 |
with Kyle andTiffani. |
| 00:36:52 |
Oh. |
| 00:36:55 |
Hey, you wanna jog |
| 00:36:56 |
Maybelateafternoon? |
| 00:36:59 |
That'd begreat. |
| 00:37:01 |
Cool. |
| 00:37:11 |
That's howwe gays do it. |
| 00:37:15 |
Wasn'tthatawesome? |
| 00:37:17 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:19 |
Kyle made his momso happy. |
| 00:37:31 |
What couldthey possibly |
| 00:37:33 |
Besides wanting to be straight? |
| 00:37:34 |
Well, theyboth havedicks |
| 00:37:37 |
Thanks, Gwen. |
| 00:37:38 |
You havenothing |
| 00:37:40 |
Kyle's non-threatening. |
| 00:37:43 |
Or something you usewhen |
| 00:37:47 |
And you'recream. |
| 00:37:50 |
Ew. |
| 00:37:51 |
Hold still. |
| 00:37:52 |
What's up with |
| 00:37:54 |
I don'tknow. |
| 00:37:57 |
I'mkinda good atit. |
| 00:37:59 |
Sincewhen? |
| 00:38:00 |
Since now. |
| 00:38:04 |
I barelythink |
| 00:38:07 |
Ijustwanna... drawit. |
| 00:38:10 |
That's so notlike you. |
| 00:38:12 |
Well, you being alljealous |
| 00:38:14 |
Look, it's simple. |
| 00:38:18 |
No, he's a sketch. |
| 00:38:21 |
lameideas aboutwhat |
| 00:38:24 |
butheneeds youto come in |
| 00:38:27 |
Ha, ha. |
| 00:38:29 |
And before you knowit... |
| 00:38:33 |
fine art. |
| 00:38:39 |
Fuckin'shit! |
| 00:38:41 |
Comeon, muthafuckas, |
| 00:38:43 |
Kyle, we're48 points behind |
| 00:38:48 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:50 |
Thatwas actually |
| 00:38:51 |
I mean, it sucks |
| 00:38:53 |
Aw, you'll get over it. |
| 00:38:56 |
So, uh, howwas your day? |
| 00:38:58 |
Strange. |
| 00:39:01 |
Butyou knowthere's |
| 00:39:02 |
talkto you about- |
| 00:39:04 |
with the group yesterday. |
| 00:39:06 |
I didn't exactly go cold salami |
| 00:39:12 |
Therewerea fewslip-ups. |
| 00:39:14 |
Whileyou were with Tiffani? |
| 00:39:15 |
Yeah, and she's great |
| 00:39:19 |
howpent-up feelings |
| 00:39:23 |
ifyou don't do |
| 00:39:25 |
So, it's okayif one |
| 00:39:28 |
everyoncein awhile. |
| 00:39:30 |
We'veeven talked |
| 00:39:33 |
playing... together. |
| 00:39:36 |
What, likea three-way? |
| 00:39:38 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:39 |
I had athree-wayonce. |
| 00:39:41 |
What? |
| 00:39:43 |
Yeah, with two girls. |
| 00:39:45 |
Oh, I guess that counts. |
| 00:39:46 |
Barely. |
| 00:39:48 |
We were in this empty |
| 00:39:51 |
Itwas going great. |
| 00:39:54 |
andwe werekissing. |
| 00:39:56 |
their panties down |
| 00:39:59 |
And that's when things |
| 00:40:01 |
So, you didn'tlikeit? |
| 00:40:03 |
Well, itwasn't doing |
| 00:40:06 |
Doesthatmakeme gay? |
| 00:40:08 |
Lots of straight guys |
| 00:40:10 |
They complain about |
| 00:40:12 |
Whathappened next? |
| 00:40:14 |
Well, thesituation |
| 00:40:16 |
I couldn't... |
| 00:40:22 |
You couldn't? |
| 00:40:23 |
Or G-spots or whatever. |
| 00:40:26 |
Iwas down thereforever. |
| 00:40:29 |
Theylaughed at me. |
| 00:40:30 |
Oneofthemeven |
| 00:40:32 |
oftonguefucking - |
| 00:40:34 |
seventeen attempts |
| 00:40:36 |
I knowwhereit's at. |
| 00:40:38 |
You do? |
| 00:40:39 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:40 |
Couldyou showme? |
| 00:40:42 |
Showyou? |
| 00:40:43 |
Howdo you find it |
| 00:40:45 |
Howam I supposed |
| 00:40:46 |
I dunno. |
| 00:40:50 |
How'boutl useyours? |
| 00:40:53 |
You know, so you can |
| 00:41:03 |
This is stupid. |
| 00:41:05 |
Nah, come on. |
| 00:41:06 |
I'll showyou |
| 00:41:17 |
First, you gotta start |
| 00:41:25 |
Breatheon it. |
| 00:41:30 |
Makeher squirm. |
| 00:41:34 |
Andthen you just... |
| 00:41:38 |
Which is usuallynot |
| 00:41:40 |
No, it's good. |
| 00:41:52 |
In themiddleof all |
| 00:41:56 |
isthelovebutton. |
| 00:42:00 |
Butmost girls go nuts |
| 00:42:43 |
That's good. |
| 00:42:44 |
That's really good. |
| 00:42:48 |
Sorryl missed |
| 00:42:50 |
Whatthehell? |
| 00:42:52 |
Iwas just showing Troy |
| 00:42:54 |
of cunnilingus. |
| 00:42:55 |
Notthatl needthem. |
| 00:42:56 |
Well, even Melissa Etheridge |
| 00:42:58 |
ortwo from Kyle. |
| 00:42:59 |
I gotta get going. |
| 00:43:01 |
Stay. |
| 00:43:02 |
Yeah, you don'thaveto go. |
| 00:43:04 |
I gotta call itanight. |
| 00:43:05 |
Thanksfor the... |
| 00:43:13 |
Did you seethat? |
| 00:43:14 |
One more session like that |
| 00:43:16 |
As long as hedoesn't |
| 00:43:21 |
Iwin! |
| 00:43:24 |
Whoa! |
| 00:43:27 |
What? |
| 00:43:30 |
So when didyou firstknow |
| 00:43:33 |
Justnow. |
| 00:43:36 |
No. |
| 00:43:37 |
when I was, like, 12 or 13, |
| 00:43:41 |
until a couple years later- |
| 00:43:42 |
when Iwent down |
| 00:43:45 |
And it'sthebest thing |
| 00:43:47 |
What? |
| 00:43:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:43:51 |
you'regonnalive |
| 00:43:53 |
geta job, getmarried, |
| 00:43:57 |
And then you discover |
| 00:44:02 |
that opens up amillion |
| 00:44:05 |
can liveyour life. |
| 00:44:07 |
those milestones that straight |
| 00:44:09 |
each other against. |
| 00:44:11 |
You can choose |
| 00:44:14 |
I loved those books. |
| 00:44:17 |
Me, too. |
| 00:44:19 |
Butaren't youworried |
| 00:44:21 |
and nothave any |
| 00:44:23 |
Doesn't everyone? |
| 00:44:28 |
Sprintyou home! |
| 00:44:38 |
And just so you know, |
| 00:44:40 |
to himbeing straight |
| 00:44:42 |
Huh? |
| 00:44:44 |
Well, you said itlike |
| 00:44:46 |
like that'stheway |
| 00:44:48 |
Myparents aretotallycool |
| 00:44:50 |
Yeah, butareyour parents |
| 00:44:53 |
I'll bet Kyle's momgrew |
| 00:44:55 |
butyou sawhow |
| 00:44:58 |
That's whatparents |
| 00:45:00 |
Ifyou ask, mostparents |
| 00:45:03 |
their kidsto behappy. |
| 00:45:05 |
Maybemymom would |
| 00:45:07 |
somewhere else, butyou've |
| 00:45:11 |
Isthathappy? |
| 00:45:13 |
Ifyour parents loveyou |
| 00:45:17 |
they'll adjust. |
| 00:45:19 |
I don'tthink myparents |
| 00:45:23 |
They shouldn't have |
| 00:45:25 |
You haveto be who you are. |
| 00:45:27 |
It'stheonlywayyou can |
| 00:45:31 |
And It'stheonlyway |
| 00:45:35 |
Didyouwannatakea shower? |
| 00:45:37 |
Talk about getting my |
| 00:45:40 |
I didn'tknowyou were here. |
| 00:45:41 |
Wait. |
| 00:45:43 |
Would you boys |
| 00:45:45 |
What? Together? |
| 00:45:47 |
No, right where you are, |
| 00:45:50 |
I'll call it... "Proposition. " |
| 00:45:53 |
What do you think? |
| 00:45:55 |
I don't know... |
| 00:45:56 |
It's this or renting amovie. |
| 00:45:58 |
Choose your own adventure. |
| 00:46:04 |
When Iwalked in on thetwo |
| 00:46:06 |
"Fuckthis drawing one |
| 00:46:08 |
If I can capturethetension |
| 00:46:11 |
Therewas tension? |
| 00:46:12 |
Honey, itwas moretensethan |
| 00:46:15 |
Nowmakethatlookyou had: |
| 00:46:18 |
surprised, alittle turned on, |
| 00:46:23 |
No... I dunno, |
| 00:46:26 |
and imaginewhathe could |
| 00:46:28 |
Trust me, |
| 00:46:33 |
Perfect. |
| 00:46:35 |
So... youtwo dated? |
| 00:46:39 |
Gwen was mylast girlfriend. |
| 00:46:40 |
And Marc was myfirst. |
| 00:46:42 |
After him, all I ever |
| 00:46:46 |
I'vegot an idea. |
| 00:46:48 |
This couldtake forever, |
| 00:46:50 |
for something... |
| 00:46:54 |
Could I do a series |
| 00:46:56 |
Almostlike a storythat |
| 00:46:59 |
and goesfromthere? |
| 00:47:01 |
I don't know... |
| 00:47:03 |
Ifl said posewith awoman, |
| 00:47:05 |
It's not likewe'd even have |
| 00:47:08 |
I'lltakephotos |
| 00:47:11 |
C'mon, wecan bedone |
| 00:47:13 |
howwellyoutwo... connect. |
| 00:47:16 |
Yeah, butifTroy |
| 00:47:19 |
No. |
| 00:47:21 |
I'll do it. |
| 00:47:23 |
Perfect. |
| 00:47:26 |
You sure? |
| 00:47:28 |
Yeah. |
| 00:47:31 |
Chooseyour own adventure. |
| 00:47:34 |
Okay, Troy, |
| 00:47:36 |
Marc, |
| 00:47:43 |
Perfect. |
| 00:47:46 |
stand backup with Marc. |
| 00:47:48 |
I wantyouto do that same |
| 00:47:50 |
like, he's a virgin and |
| 00:47:55 |
Can you do that? |
| 00:47:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:47:58 |
So Marc, honey, whydon't |
| 00:48:02 |
and putyour hands underneath... |
| 00:48:04 |
yeah, likethat. |
| 00:48:07 |
Actually, raisetheshirt |
| 00:48:10 |
And liftyour head so you're |
| 00:48:14 |
Looklike you're |
| 00:48:16 |
andyou wantit. |
| 00:48:19 |
Marc, Iwantyou |
| 00:48:23 |
yeah, that. |
| 00:48:26 |
Now, Troy, theremoval |
| 00:48:28 |
thehottest moments - |
| 00:48:31 |
beskin on skin, |
| 00:48:36 |
lips on lips. |
| 00:48:39 |
Marc, toss theshirtaside. |
| 00:48:41 |
Marc, lick one |
| 00:48:45 |
Don'tworry. |
| 00:48:50 |
Yeah... I know. |
| 00:49:03 |
Troy, run your lefthand |
| 00:49:12 |
Marc, hold itrightthere. |
| 00:49:14 |
Troy, pull Marc in. |
| 00:49:20 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:25 |
Marc, lickhis chest |
| 00:49:33 |
Howyou feeling, Troy? |
| 00:49:37 |
Really... really good. |
| 00:49:40 |
Then throwyour head back... |
| 00:49:44 |
Sorry! |
| 00:49:46 |
It's perfect. |
| 00:49:47 |
Marc, makelike you're |
| 00:49:58 |
How'boutl do this? |
| 00:49:59 |
This is hot, right? |
| 00:50:01 |
God, yeah. |
| 00:50:02 |
You'reanatural, Troy. |
| 00:50:04 |
Close your eyes. |
| 00:50:06 |
Marc, move down |
| 00:50:09 |
and kiss his stomach. |
| 00:50:15 |
Marc, getup so you're |
| 00:50:17 |
faceto face. |
| 00:50:22 |
You can open your eyes |
| 00:50:25 |
Holdthatpose - |
| 00:50:29 |
Oneof those firstkisses, |
| 00:50:33 |
beforeyou meet. |
| 00:50:35 |
Moving closer... |
| 00:50:44 |
Shit! |
| 00:50:45 |
What? |
| 00:50:46 |
Mycard's full. |
| 00:50:47 |
Heylook, Iwanna |
| 00:50:49 |
You'refine |
| 00:50:50 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:50:51 |
I'Iljust go |
| 00:50:53 |
It'll take15 minutes. |
| 00:50:54 |
Holdthatpose. |
| 00:50:58 |
I'll bein myroom- |
| 00:51:08 |
I don'tthinkl can stay |
| 00:51:12 |
Meneither. |
| 00:51:20 |
I knowl'm notyourtype... |
| 00:51:22 |
And I'mnot a girl, |
| 00:51:43 |
Oh, that feels so good. |
| 00:51:46 |
Oh, man, oh, man. |
| 00:51:48 |
I'mgonna... |
| 00:52:03 |
Wow, thatwas... fast. |
| 00:52:07 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:52:11 |
Plus, I haven't gotten |
| 00:52:14 |
Likethat, |
| 00:52:16 |
or meaning itwas |
| 00:52:19 |
Here, letme |
| 00:52:20 |
No, wait. |
| 00:52:28 |
Ohhh... Mmm... |
| 00:52:31 |
Troy... teeth! |
| 00:52:35 |
Sorry! |
| 00:52:36 |
It's okay... |
| 00:52:38 |
Ohh... yeah. |
| 00:52:40 |
Ahh... |
| 00:52:50 |
Aml not doing it right? |
| 00:52:51 |
No, youwerefine. |
| 00:52:53 |
Ijust... |
| 00:52:56 |
Ijust can't... |
| 00:52:57 |
Fuck! |
| 00:52:59 |
Whyam I so bad |
| 00:53:01 |
Youweredoing great! |
| 00:53:08 |
Is itbecause I'mnotyourtype? |
| 00:53:10 |
Troy... you'rehot. |
| 00:53:17 |
Or, no... don'ttrustme. |
| 00:53:26 |
Can youwait one minute? |
| 00:53:33 |
Theseare hot! |
| 00:53:35 |
I can't do it. |
| 00:53:50 |
Butit's going |
| 00:53:53 |
Ijust can't do it. |
| 00:53:55 |
If Kylewantsto pretend |
| 00:53:58 |
sexwith Troy, |
| 00:54:01 |
Butljust can't |
| 00:54:23 |
Well, can weatleast |
| 00:54:30 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:54:32 |
He's probablyfreaking out |
| 00:54:34 |
He's probablylooking |
| 00:54:36 |
cock-tease him. |
| 00:54:39 |
I knowwhere he's going. |
| 00:54:43 |
Ifucked up. |
| 00:54:44 |
Whatis it? |
| 00:54:45 |
I had sex with a guy. |
| 00:54:47 |
Was it Marc? |
| 00:54:49 |
Oh, myGod, |
| 00:54:52 |
I know. |
| 00:54:53 |
- Itwas? |
| 00:54:55 |
Ifelt so guilty, because... |
| 00:54:58 |
all I could do was |
| 00:55:00 |
Really? |
| 00:55:01 |
Yeah. |
| 00:55:04 |
And howl let |
| 00:55:06 |
And howmore than anything |
| 00:55:09 |
Or with aman and awoman. |
| 00:55:11 |
it's all so confusing. |
| 00:55:14 |
And then Ithought |
| 00:55:16 |
Andwhat good friends |
| 00:55:18 |
And howhonest |
| 00:55:21 |
aboutyour struggles, Kyle. |
| 00:55:24 |
And abouthowyoutwo |
| 00:56:05 |
Wait, wait |
| 00:56:07 |
It's nottoo weird. |
| 00:56:35 |
Showme. |
| 00:56:37 |
- Huh? |
| 00:56:39 |
Oh, it's... |
| 00:56:42 |
Three-ways usuallydo. |
| 00:56:44 |
Iwantyou... |
| 00:56:49 |
Whydon't I do a little |
| 00:56:53 |
That'll getme all nice |
| 00:56:55 |
thewelcome mat |
| 00:56:57 |
No. |
| 00:56:59 |
That'll getme readyfor |
| 00:57:02 |
Butyou don't |
| 00:57:04 |
Company should go first. |
| 00:57:18 |
Blah! |
| 00:57:26 |
Blah! |
| 00:57:29 |
Thatis so hot. |
| 00:57:36 |
Kyle, eat meoutalready! |
| 00:57:38 |
Theboywants to |
| 00:57:39 |
Pleasedon'tmakeme! |
| 00:57:49 |
Oh, yes... oh, yes. |
| 00:57:53 |
That's it... |
| 00:57:56 |
Makemama proud. |
| 00:57:58 |
Oh my God. |
| 00:57:59 |
homo that could. |
| 00:58:01 |
You wanna trynow? |
| 00:58:05 |
Troy? |
| 00:58:07 |
Whereareyou going? |
| 00:58:10 |
Well, that certainlydidn't |
| 00:58:13 |
Troy! |
| 00:58:14 |
What's going on? |
| 00:58:16 |
It's mypussy. |
| 00:58:19 |
You littleex-gaysluts! |
| 00:58:22 |
Oh... my... God. |
| 00:58:25 |
Can wecomein, or were you |
| 00:58:28 |
Whatareyou doing here? |
| 00:58:29 |
We'renot eating pussy. |
| 00:58:31 |
Whatare thethree |
| 00:58:32 |
Well, Kylewas showing Troy |
| 00:58:36 |
And hewas doing |
| 00:58:37 |
Yeah, for a gay guy. |
| 00:58:39 |
Yeah, I know- |
| 00:58:42 |
You guys will do |
| 00:58:44 |
I atepussyfor nothing? |
| 00:58:48 |
You deserved it! |
| 00:58:49 |
Hey! |
| 00:58:52 |
I'msorry. |
| 00:58:54 |
We'reall horrible. |
| 00:58:58 |
Ifit's anyconsolation, |
| 00:59:01 |
Wereallylikedyou. |
| 00:59:03 |
Working out with you. |
| 00:59:05 |
Watchingthe game. |
| 00:59:06 |
Drawing you. |
| 00:59:07 |
It doesn'tmatter now. |
| 00:59:09 |
anything to do with us. |
| 00:59:11 |
Thefucked up thing is, |
| 00:59:14 |
andto each other, |
| 00:59:16 |
even know... |
| 00:59:22 |
Welikeyou, too. |
| 00:59:23 |
Yeah, you'reso cool. |
| 00:59:24 |
And I'm sorry. |
| 00:59:27 |
on with mywhole |
| 00:59:29 |
Yeah, so c'mon. |
| 00:59:30 |
and eaten pussy. |
| 00:59:33 |
That's what's been tripping |
| 00:59:35 |
I thoughtithad |
| 00:59:38 |
Butafter sampling both, |
| 00:59:41 |
I'm... bisexual. |
| 00:59:44 |
There's no such thing! |
| 00:59:46 |
Says who? |
| 00:59:47 |
The laws ofnature! |
| 00:59:49 |
It's likehorses |
| 00:59:50 |
Well, then I'ma |
| 00:59:52 |
And I'mproud ofit. |
| 00:59:54 |
Good! |
| 00:59:57 |
Iwish you'd been proud |
| 00:59:59 |
But I guessthat's hard |
| 01:00:01 |
andJacob Buchanan tell him |
| 01:00:04 |
Yeah. |
| 01:00:07 |
I should've helped you instead |
| 01:00:09 |
of you not |
| 01:00:12 |
So... what do we do now? |
| 01:00:16 |
We'regonna stop |
| 01:00:18 |
No oneshouldtakeadvantage |
| 01:00:20 |
Andthesooner we help them |
| 01:00:22 |
in themselves so they can |
| 01:00:25 |
rightin |
| 01:00:28 |
thebetter. |
| 01:00:32 |
He's ahomo who fucks |
| 01:00:35 |
I don'tknowif... |
| 01:00:36 |
Octavio, if people like |
| 01:00:38 |
everyonewould comeout! |
| 01:00:42 |
Itakeyour point. |
| 01:00:45 |
Andthen we make love. |
| 01:00:52 |
Stop thespread offaggotry! |
| 01:00:54 |
Wakeup and smell |
| 01:00:55 |
You'rea dyke! |
| 01:00:58 |
Help! |
| 01:01:05 |
Convincemeyou |
| 01:01:07 |
Do your best. |
| 01:01:09 |
Look... I'mnot gonna embrace |
| 01:01:13 |
it's obvious, okay? |
| 01:01:15 |
What? |
| 01:01:16 |
Everyone's so cool |
| 01:01:18 |
Will and Grace this, |
| 01:01:21 |
Well, I'mnot gonna |
| 01:01:24 |
You'renot convincing me. |
| 01:01:29 |
Okay, I'mgay. |
| 01:01:31 |
I'm not gay. |
| 01:01:33 |
Then what do youwant? |
| 01:01:34 |
Iwantusto make art. |
| 01:01:40 |
Thatis so... hot. |
| 01:01:45 |
God, you arealesbian. |
| 01:01:49 |
Mom? |
| 01:01:53 |
What's wrong? |
| 01:01:55 |
It's nothing. |
| 01:01:56 |
No, what? |
| 01:01:57 |
I'venever seen you |
| 01:02:02 |
Iwas atthebeauty shop, |
| 01:02:05 |
and I was looking |
| 01:02:07 |
and I sawthattheOscars |
| 01:02:10 |
Well, Ithought, |
| 01:02:12 |
the Oscars with? |
| 01:02:15 |
Andthen that BritneyAguilera |
| 01:02:18 |
you'rebeautiful even if |
| 01:02:22 |
and Ithought, |
| 01:02:26 |
shittymusic |
| 01:02:30 |
when I've had a bad day? |
| 01:02:33 |
Mom, comeon... |
| 01:02:34 |
No, you stop. |
| 01:02:36 |
You'regonna get married and |
| 01:02:41 |
And I'mgonna visitwith |
| 01:02:44 |
gonnatalk about |
| 01:02:47 |
andthat |
| 01:02:52 |
And Kyle, you'venever |
| 01:02:56 |
andthat is |
| 01:03:00 |
You'rea fag, and Iwant |
| 01:03:07 |
Mom... |
| 01:03:33 |
Did my vagina scareyou away? |
| 01:03:35 |
What? |
| 01:03:36 |
Theother night, you ran away |
| 01:03:41 |
Don'tbe crazy. |
| 01:03:42 |
Ithinkyou have |
| 01:03:46 |
Well, you sure knowhow |
| 01:03:53 |
There-this port-a-potty's |
| 01:03:56 |
I gothis precious Blackberry. |
| 01:03:58 |
Okay, nowdo whatyou gotta do |
| 01:04:02 |
It shouldn'ttake more |
| 01:04:11 |
Got it. |
| 01:04:12 |
Perfect! |
| 01:04:14 |
Nowgetyour ass to the |
| 01:04:15 |
This isturning meon! |
| 01:04:28 |
Octavio, aren't you going |
| 01:04:31 |
Yeah, butit's not |
| 01:04:34 |
It's in fiveminutes. |
| 01:04:37 |
It's at oneo'clock. |
| 01:04:44 |
Oh. |
| 01:04:47 |
So itlooks likeyou have |
| 01:04:54 |
Well, there's plentyof |
| 01:04:57 |
Oh... |
| 01:05:23 |
Hi. Are you here |
| 01:05:25 |
Yes, we are. |
| 01:05:27 |
Where'sJacob? |
| 01:05:29 |
Mrs. Buchanan. |
| 01:05:32 |
I'm Kyle, oneofJacob's |
| 01:05:34 |
He's running alittlelate, |
| 01:05:36 |
and startwithout him. |
| 01:05:38 |
Hmm. |
| 01:05:40 |
Probablybecausehe's so |
| 01:05:42 |
thegirls he's dating, huh! |
| 01:05:47 |
No! |
| 01:05:49 |
No kissing. |
| 01:05:53 |
Mmm, you likeit nasty. |
| 01:06:09 |
Today, I amproudto present |
| 01:06:13 |
Butmorethan that, |
| 01:06:17 |
theswelling of Coming In |
| 01:06:23 |
seemsto beswelling |
| 01:06:26 |
Itis people |
| 01:06:29 |
who continueto thrust |
| 01:06:36 |
Oh, yes, I've wantedthis |
| 01:06:39 |
Shh. |
| 01:06:41 |
No, Iwannabeloud. |
| 01:06:43 |
It's dangerous! |
| 01:06:44 |
Open this and shutup. |
| 01:06:48 |
Jacob has always been |
| 01:06:52 |
When he came to me as ateenager |
| 01:06:56 |
I knewwe could destroy |
| 01:07:01 |
and a strong fist. |
| 01:07:04 |
You'regonna splitme |
| 01:07:09 |
Andwe have! |
| 01:07:12 |
Today, Jacob dates girls - |
| 01:07:17 |
Jacob provesthatifyou can |
| 01:07:22 |
And ifyou can hideit, |
| 01:07:40 |
Ah! |
| 01:07:42 |
Thatwas me. |
| 01:07:45 |
Oh God, it was you. |
| 01:07:47 |
Oh God, |
| 01:07:49 |
In keepingwith thethemes |
| 01:07:52 |
we'vecommissioned local artist |
| 01:07:55 |
member VioletMufdaver |
| 01:07:59 |
and immoral acts |
| 01:08:03 |
and compelling campaign, |
| 01:08:06 |
present to you now. |
| 01:08:26 |
Members ofthe studentpress, |
| 01:08:30 |
andthosewho wantto be, |
| 01:08:34 |
newestad campaign... |
| 01:08:40 |
"GaySex Sucks. " |
| 01:08:43 |
Oh, baby! |
| 01:08:46 |
This... is absolutelyrevolting! |
| 01:08:52 |
Where isJacob? |
| 01:08:54 |
Oh, I'm so close! |
| 01:08:55 |
Whereis myson? |
| 01:08:57 |
I'm goingto findJacob, |
| 01:09:02 |
Oh, baby! |
| 01:09:03 |
So close! |
| 01:09:09 |
Jacob? |
| 01:09:11 |
I'mcoming! |
| 01:09:19 |
Mommy? |
| 01:09:21 |
Ugh! |
| 01:09:22 |
Getthis off ofme! |
| 01:09:28 |
Yep. |
| 01:09:32 |
Gwen... |
| 01:09:34 |
Iwas wondering if I could |
| 01:09:38 |
Me, too. |
| 01:09:49 |
I didn'tknowouting someone |
| 01:09:54 |
Listen, Tiffani... |
| 01:09:58 |
aboutthewhole |
| 01:10:02 |
I letmyex-boyfriend's |
| 01:10:05 |
I'm aprettyopen person. |
| 01:10:08 |
Yeah, well, you knowhow |
| 01:10:11 |
to have an arrangement? |
| 01:10:13 |
You mean thethree-ways? |
| 01:10:14 |
Yeah. |
| 01:10:16 |
Howwould youfeel ifyou |
| 01:10:21 |
Becausel'd behonored |
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No one's ever said |
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You wentabove and beyond |
| 01:10:39 |
No... thatwas hot. |
| 01:10:43 |
And nowlthinkit'stime |
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for myservices. |
| 01:10:47 |
Octav... |
| 01:10:48 |
Iwon't takeno |
| 01:10:51 |
No. |
| 01:11:04 |
Well, thatwas easy! |
| 01:11:06 |
You knowwhat, Mom? |
| 01:11:07 |
I'm glad you caughtme! |
| 01:11:09 |
I'mgay! |
| 01:11:11 |
And Octavio... |
| 01:11:12 |
Octavio |
| 01:11:14 |
He's mylover! |
| 01:11:21 |
Well, we'reofffor a fuck! |
| 01:11:23 |
Seems likeeverybodyis. |
| 01:11:24 |
Do meone favor. |
| 01:11:25 |
- Yeah? |
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Honey, fromthe waist down |
| 01:11:37 |
That's howl do it. |
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You know, theselies |
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a wayofworking out. |
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Perfect. |
| 01:11:55 |
Remember how, when you and Marc |
| 01:11:59 |
youtapped into some |
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noneof us knewyou had? |
| 01:12:04 |
Yeah? |
| 01:12:05 |
Use it. |
| 01:12:11 |
So... plan worked... |
| 01:12:15 |
Everyone seems to be happy. |
| 01:12:19 |
So, Octavio, huh? |
| 01:12:21 |
Please. |
| 01:12:23 |
He's justa friend |
| 01:12:26 |
Looks likeyouwent out |
| 01:12:29 |
Yeah. |
| 01:12:33 |
It does make you jealous. |
| 01:12:36 |
What? |
| 01:12:39 |
When Troyleftlastnight, |
| 01:12:42 |
thesameplace |
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aprobleml |
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I gotjealous. |
| 01:12:52 |
So... |
| 01:12:56 |
itin your heartto love |
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to bestraight |
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I don't know. |
| 01:13:03 |
Can you lovesomeone |
| 01:13:05 |
guys whilehewas |
| 01:13:08 |
Can you love someonewhose |
| 01:13:10 |
involved eating pussy? |
| 01:13:13 |
Can you lovesomeonewho... |
| 01:13:16 |
Wait, being aflirt |
| 01:13:19 |
I don't know. |
| 01:13:21 |
You've brushed |
| 01:13:35 |
Does thatturn you on |
| 01:13:39 |
Yeah. |
| 01:13:41 |
Butthat doesn't mean I'm |
| 01:13:44 |
Come here. |
| 01:13:52 |
Better than boys? |
| 01:13:54 |
Different. |
| 01:13:57 |
Differentrocks. |
| 01:14:57 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 01:14:59 |
Yes! Yes! Yes! |
| 01:15:06 |
Did I do good? |
| 01:15:08 |
Yes, baby. |
| 01:15:10 |
All right, timeforthirds! |
| 01:18:09 |
God! |
| 01:18:12 |
I am gay. |
