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Eating Out
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Coming! |
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Who is it? |
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Phone service ma'am. |
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Phone service ma'am. |
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Hi. |
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Howdy ma'am. |
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The phone. it's in my |
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boudoir. |
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it works fine ma'am. |
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Does it? |
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You didn't call me for the |
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I did. |
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Where do you think you're |
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Maybe this isn't such a good |
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You called me for a reason. |
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Okay... |
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I thought you were cute. |
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You like that, huh. |
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Please. |
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Hold still. |
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Please... |
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stop, this isn't funny. |
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it's not funny to call in fake |
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You're scaring me. |
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Damn right, bitch. |
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Stop! |
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I have a stun gun in here! |
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Go for it. |
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Did you come? |
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No... |
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did you? |
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No, I was faking it for you. |
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I was faking it for you! |
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Jesus Christ, I thought you |
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I thought You were coming. |
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I'm sorry Tiffani, i- |
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I can't get into it with you |
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grab my titties. |
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it didn't occur to me. |
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My titties didn't occur to |
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Look at them Caleb. |
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They occur to every man i |
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But not you! |
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I don't think this is working. |
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I can be meaner. |
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I need a little shake en' bake |
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I need to feel... |
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dirty. |
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Filthy. |
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You're so... |
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S.u.V. |
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Double coupons. |
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Family fun. |
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I'll break stuff next time. |
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Caleb, it's over. |
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Tiffani... |
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Good-bye. |
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I waited twenty-four days to |
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Well |
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I didn't want to seem like a |
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Tiffani... |
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Caleb? |
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Leave. I gotta jetta. |
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My belt? |
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Fucking bitch! |
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I'm still not buying it. |
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Give me another chance. |
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I am not... |
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a slot machine. |
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Goodbye Caleb. |
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You're a... |
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decent boy. |
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Nice ass. |
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Heterosexuals are a fucked |
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Twenty-four days! |
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And then one week of not |
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and then I get shut out! |
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Almost like a computer man. |
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You do every little thing right. |
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and then wham |
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sad face fatal error |
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3801! |
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For us, sex on the first date |
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You figure out hardware |
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and move on. |
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Oh, well it's just so easy bake |
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for you. |
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Most guys don't know when |
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stop moving on. |
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At least you get laid all the |
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Hey, it's like 104 days |
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because I don't look like you. |
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Like me? |
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I am not gonna stroke your |
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muscular ego. |
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So what happened to that |
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Justin. |
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Guys around here are like |
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I mean I eat them because |
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but you don't want to invest |
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At least you got a whole box |
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You don't have to starve. |
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Caleb, I'm on Friendster, |
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my life is so Not-Having-Sex |
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if oniy I were gay. |
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Honey, |
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come out or stay in, |
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do not Heche me into a |
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I don't mean literally. |
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Oh of course, liliterally. |
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You know what I mean. |
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You know |
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it's easier for us to get |
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Straight girls love gay boys. |
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I could have any girl I wanted. |
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Shut the fuck. |
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Serial killer. |
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Remember Marcy Brooks? |
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Shut the fuck! Milkshake |
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Senior year, right after i |
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senior year |
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she offered to Hoover me. |
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To see if she could she could |
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But you were a geekazold. |
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No offense. |
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Because I'm gay. |
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Now I really want to be a fag. |
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You and Ricky Martin both. |
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Jennifer Seaver. |
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Jenny the Beaver!? Fire- |
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Shoves her fist in my pants. |
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Full-on grabs my corndog. |
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Swearto God I was gonna |
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They feel safe with us |
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Like how they get naked in |
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We're just puppies with dicks. |
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You know, some girls with |
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let them eat them right out. |
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Read that in the Kinsey |
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My spec-i-a-lity. |
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What I woulda done with the |
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impregnated her. |
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Got a shit job. |
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Sounds real hot. |
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She's not even your type. |
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So |
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you think more girls would go |
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Stop thinking. |
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You just look pretty and turn |
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No! But I mean- |
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Let's get a Sofia Coppoia |
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Being gay is more |
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than listening to good music |
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There are certain things you |
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Oh. Maybe we could stage a |
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No, |
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What you need to do is |
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find the loudest queen on |
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and smoke his pole. |
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That would be a wrist stamp |
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I'm hungry. |
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I'm not your bitch. |
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Oh my God! |
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You pricked it Gwen! You |
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I can't believe it! |
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Oh Gwen, I love you! |
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I love you too, Joey. |
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Which one do you want? |
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Oh honey, that one! |
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Oh, it's so big! |
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I love you Bunnycakes! |
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And I love YOu Gingerbutt. |
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Mongoloid. |
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Dildo. |
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Ooh, |
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where'd you learn that ''big |
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Your girlfriend. |
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Oops, |
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I mean |
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ex-girlfriend. |
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it's my brother, he just got |
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Hard. |
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Who told you, you little bah- |
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I know. |
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He totally is. |
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uh, excuse me why don't |
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Oh okay, why don't I just turn |
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Smells like you're halfway |
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Dogs have a heightened sense |
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With with an ass that big, it's |
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spotlights to us. |
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Those are headlights |
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and I don't plan on braking. |
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Keep on pedaling, you're |
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The intersection's only busy |
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What are the rules to this |
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I don't know but you just lost, |
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loser. |
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Freak. |
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I'm on the phone. |
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He won't leave me alone. |
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Go graze outside. |
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Stop mooching. |
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Go back to college and eat |
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Mom! |
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Caleb's drinking out of the |
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Am not! |
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it's the acidophilus! |
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Caleb, Honey? You okay? |
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We heard you got dumped. |
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You're way hot! |
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You're accent sexy. |
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Even homeless people have |
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I don't like to kiss. |
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You're kidding. |
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Seriously. |
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You can play with my nipples |
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Y'know, |
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kissing is so 1990s. |
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I think I might be- |
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Well, I think I might be gay. |
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Gay?! |
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Well, a little bit. |
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I turned another one? |
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it could be a phase. |
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Please. |
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Can you list any tracks on |
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um, Express Yourself, |
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Cherish, |
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Oh Father- |
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Vogue... |
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No honey, Vogue was on Dick |
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it's not a fucking phase, |
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you're full-fledged homo. |
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Jesus, what'd I do?! |
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Well, |
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didn't you ever suspect |
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I am a little... |
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I know what you mean. |
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We're all just |
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people. |
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Just |
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bodies with |
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organic needs. |
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We need satisfaction. |
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We shouldn't deny our bodies. |
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Let's not deny our bodies. |
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Honey, it's not going to work |
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I'm pretty gay. |
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Oh, I was good enough for you |
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You're not being very positive |
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I couldn't be any more |
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I was gang raped in a |
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at the needle exchange! |
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All I do is help gays come out. |
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So who are you fucking? |
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Well, i |
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haven't had sex yet. |
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Hah! |
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I mean, except with you. |
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And some other girl. |
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Get out! |
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Well, can't we be like, best |
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I already have a gay best |
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Yeah, |
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Marc. |
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is he single? |
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Get out! |
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it's like I'm on a conveyor |
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A little piece of sushI no one |
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You lookin' for Mr. Right Now? |
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Please, I'll settle for Mr. Five |
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Sorry. |
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No prob- |
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-lem. |
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Joey |
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just remember! |
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Every time you suck a dick! |
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Every time you poke some |
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in the brown eye! |
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Just remember that you've... |
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eaten... |
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PuSSY! |
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You ate pussy |
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and you liked it! |
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i, i... |
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You came! |
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HI Gwen. |
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Who's your friend? |
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Oh, Jesus. |
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Fair thee well |
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my fairy |
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fay. |
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Who was that? |
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I don't know, he's a newborn. |
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No, the girl. |
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Gwen. |
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She's hot. |
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Yeah, she's cute. |
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But a total Meredith Brooks |
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Excuse me. |
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That her boyfriend? |
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No, her roommate, Marc, |
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the love of my life. |
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He's gay |
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and I'm invisible. |
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All her friends gay orwhat? |
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She's kind of a fag hag. |
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I hate that term. |
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'Cause you're one. |
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Shut up. I am not. |
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You live with me. |
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So she's straight though, |
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Yeah, but she's totally in love |
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They screwed when he was in |
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and she's been trying to |
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Doing a real good job, |
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she keeps dating fags. |
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I feel like a turnstile |
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to the white party. |
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Why do you keep doing this? |
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I don't know. |
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They're time bombs, Gwen. |
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it doesn't seem worth it. |
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I met you. |
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Let's not go there. |
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You're the best thing that |
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I wanna go home. Marc, take |
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I just got here. Let's hang for |
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I'll do a little damage control. |
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I bet I looked pretty stupid |
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Not at all. |
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Liar. |
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You did look sorta goofy. |
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I did? |
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You ate pussy! You liked it! |
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Fuck you! |
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I almost made it with ''British |
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But he wouldn't kiss. |
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Maybe your breath was |
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Can I make you a drink? |
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Did you want me to make you |
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I'm gorgeous, not helpless. |
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it's not a sexist thing. I just |
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Just get the fuck out of my |
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Sorry. |
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Thanks hon, wanna mix one |
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Fuck you. |
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She just brushed me off- |
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She's just like that at first. |
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Would you stop being a total |
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What's taking so long? |
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Oh, hI Gwen. |
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You know this guy? |
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Yeah, this is Caleb. Caleb, |
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Sorry Caleb. it's been a night. |
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Nice to meet you. |
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Caleb's gay. |
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You're gay. |
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uh. |
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Yeah. He's kinda new. |
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Oh honey. That's so sweet. |
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Oh no. |
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Not anymore. We're just |
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Good. |
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We were never together. |
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Sorry. |
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Sometimes I can be a cunt |
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I thought you were a drunk |
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going forthe chick in despair. |
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Your shoes had me fooled. |
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Like I said, he's new. |
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Gwen. |
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HI Marc. |
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Kevin. |
| 00:17:35 |
Kyle. |
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Marc, this is Caleb. |
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Hi. |
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He's family. |
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Nice to meet you, Caleb. |
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I'm sorry, I'm totally drunk. |
| 00:18:00 |
No you're not. You're |
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No, I think you're wrong, |
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I was just meeting Gwen |
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You new here? |
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He's my roommate. We |
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We didn't date. |
| 00:18:11 |
Let's away, ourwork's done |
| 00:18:14 |
Where are you going? |
| 00:18:15 |
What? |
| 00:18:16 |
Let's give them some room |
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I wanted to talk to Marc. |
| 00:18:20 |
Not a chance with that |
| 00:18:24 |
So... |
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You stole my boyfriend! |
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He's not your boyfriend. |
| 00:18:31 |
Oh, so now you're gay? |
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it was your idea. |
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You knew how I felt about |
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We're not doing anything. |
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You're going on a date! |
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That was his idea. |
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I've been stalking him for |
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I'm not gay! Why don't you |
| 00:18:44 |
That would be as futile as |
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So you think you're gonna get |
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I don't know. I don't want to |
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But he lives with her. I'll get |
| 00:19:01 |
I can just tell her and get this |
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Of course there goes any |
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And you live with me, so Marc |
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Go on a few dates with Marc, |
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You come to the sad |
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You go running to Gwen, Marc |
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Genius. I'll be your... goatee. |
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How do you know they'll do |
| 00:19:31 |
No, it's parfait. |
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You don't understand human |
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Who got you that date with |
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You hit herwith my car on |
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No that was just dumb luck, i |
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Plus Tiffany lives right next |
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Okay, one date, and we'll see |
| 00:19:55 |
Yeah, try to control yourself. |
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Fuck me or fuck you? |
| 00:20:15 |
You'll actually wear it for |
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Not with this guy. |
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Because he's Mr. Wonderful, |
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I talked to him for fifteen |
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I'll be happy if he likes to |
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He's probably a freak. |
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When he's around, my heart |
| 00:20:41 |
That is so gay. And I mean all |
| 00:20:47 |
So what are you doing? Eating |
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Richard's having a b-b-q for |
| 00:20:55 |
And then...? |
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I dunno, |
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but try not be here, okay? |
| 00:21:06 |
Oh, and then you're eating |
| 00:21:12 |
What if he tries to grab me? |
| 00:21:14 |
We're not pirates, we just |
| 00:21:18 |
He'll be just as nervous as |
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I don't think I'd punch him. i |
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Aww. You got fagitude. |
| 00:21:31 |
Well, how do I know if he |
| 00:21:36 |
You mean like homolingo? We |
| 00:21:40 |
I'm a failed role-model. |
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Do I look gay? |
| 00:21:48 |
Like an insatiable bottom. |
| 00:21:55 |
Why did you say that? |
| 00:21:56 |
Just to fuck with you. it's for |
| 00:22:02 |
Hello? |
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it's me. |
| 00:22:05 |
HI Tiffani! I was just running |
| 00:22:09 |
So, I ran into Max today. |
| 00:22:14 |
How is Max? |
| 00:22:15 |
Well, he's fine and you're gay. |
| 00:22:19 |
Oh, that's just- |
| 00:22:20 |
it explains an awful lot. |
| 00:22:23 |
I thought maybe I wasn't |
| 00:22:31 |
I thought maybe, you know, i |
| 00:22:41 |
Sorry Tiffani, I'm gay now. |
| 00:22:45 |
How could you do this to me? |
| 00:22:47 |
Well actually, I think you did it |
| 00:22:52 |
I think you turned me gay. |
| 00:22:53 |
I did not turn you gay! How |
| 00:22:56 |
I mean don't take it |
| 00:22:58 |
I am a person! How else am i |
| 00:23:01 |
Bastard! uhhhhhh. |
| 00:23:03 |
Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag! |
| 00:23:27 |
it's funny, I used to have- |
| 00:23:30 |
I'll be like five minutes, okay? |
| 00:23:32 |
Please, Siegfried and Roy |
| 00:23:35 |
uh, it's OK. |
| 00:23:36 |
Gwen can keep you company. |
| 00:23:37 |
I'm used to entertaining your |
| 00:23:41 |
Okay, mute! |
| 00:23:42 |
She's kidding. I haven't had a |
| 00:23:47 |
Tricks are for kids. |
| 00:23:50 |
I mean, I've had dates, it's |
| 00:23:52 |
Go powder your nose, babe. |
| 00:24:02 |
Hello, and welcome to the |
| 00:24:07 |
Mind if I couch with you? |
| 00:24:09 |
Sure. |
| 00:24:10 |
So, what's your majorette? |
| 00:24:12 |
Poli-sci. |
| 00:24:14 |
Oo! Brainy smurf. |
| 00:24:16 |
I'm not very good at it |
| 00:24:19 |
Honest. I like you. |
| 00:24:22 |
Thanks. |
| 00:24:25 |
Did you bring condoms? |
| 00:24:28 |
um. |
| 00:24:29 |
I'm kidding. Relax. You look so |
| 00:24:35 |
How's that? |
| 00:24:39 |
it's nice. |
| 00:24:42 |
When you guys get home |
| 00:24:45 |
I have to tutor in the |
| 00:24:49 |
I don't think you need to |
| 00:24:50 |
Kidding again. I don't tutor. |
| 00:24:55 |
This girl upstairs has all |
| 00:25:00 |
She screams and throws |
| 00:25:05 |
I called the cops the first |
| 00:25:07 |
Oh. Huh. it probably isn't |
| 00:25:10 |
it's probably just the same |
| 00:25:14 |
Oh no, it's different guys. |
| 00:25:16 |
Sometimes there's like three |
| 00:25:20 |
She's all ''No! You're doing me |
| 00:25:25 |
Sick, huh? But you know, to |
| 00:25:30 |
My parents think I'm nuts for |
| 00:25:35 |
Maybe they'd lighten up if i |
| 00:25:41 |
You know, two guys, one |
| 00:25:52 |
That's pretty weird. |
| 00:25:56 |
So...Caleb. |
| 00:26:04 |
Before you started to go girl, |
| 00:26:09 |
did you ever go girl? |
| 00:26:14 |
Oh, no. I mean, just the |
| 00:26:17 |
Ooh! Defensive. Like not even |
| 00:26:23 |
No. |
| 00:26:26 |
Okay, so sue me, but I have |
| 00:26:31 |
if you've nevertricked with a |
| 00:26:39 |
Well, um. I've never done it |
| 00:26:47 |
My god you're a virgin? |
| 00:27:00 |
What about Kyle? |
| 00:27:02 |
Oh, we never... |
| 00:27:03 |
Thank god, you just don't look |
| 00:27:08 |
A virgin. |
| 00:27:13 |
You're so cute. |
| 00:27:17 |
How did you make it past 18. |
| 00:27:19 |
I would have thought some |
| 00:27:26 |
Well Marc is very gentle. He |
| 00:27:35 |
Okay. |
| 00:27:36 |
Caleb, honey. |
| 00:27:44 |
if you've never had a boy or a |
| 00:27:53 |
I mean why stray down a path |
| 00:28:05 |
Ever even been curious about |
| 00:28:15 |
um, Gwen? |
| 00:28:18 |
Yes? |
| 00:28:20 |
We need to talk. |
| 00:28:22 |
Talk to me. |
| 00:28:26 |
Am I interrupting? |
| 00:28:28 |
Okay, I tried everything. Total |
| 00:28:33 |
She tries that on everyone- |
| 00:28:39 |
You ready? |
| 00:28:42 |
Sure, whatever. |
| 00:28:47 |
Play with the safety on, boys. |
| 00:28:49 |
Always do, Mother. |
| 00:28:53 |
Would you boys do me a |
| 00:29:00 |
What's that? |
| 00:29:02 |
Kiss. I think two guys kissing |
| 00:29:06 |
Not in front of you. |
| 00:29:08 |
Oh, please?! |
| 00:29:09 |
We haven't even done it in |
| 00:29:15 |
Think of it as an icebreaker. |
| 00:29:24 |
um, only if it's okay with |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh, it's okay. |
| 00:29:28 |
Well great! |
| 00:29:30 |
Great. |
| 00:29:32 |
Great. |
| 00:29:40 |
Please, how's a girl supposed |
| 00:29:44 |
Gwen, if he doesn't want- |
| 00:29:58 |
Wow. That's a way to start a |
| 00:30:03 |
How was that? |
| 00:30:06 |
it was great. |
| 00:30:07 |
it was a start. |
| 00:30:09 |
Goodbye, Gwen. |
| 00:30:11 |
Oh, uh bye Gwen. |
| 00:30:13 |
Bye... |
| 00:30:15 |
Sexual. |
| 00:30:18 |
Sorry about all that. That's |
| 00:30:23 |
Oh, I totally dig her. She's |
| 00:30:30 |
Seems like every time I find |
| 00:30:38 |
I wouidn't say that. |
| 00:30:40 |
Oh come on, perfect girls are |
| 00:30:46 |
I'm sorry, am I making you |
| 00:30:50 |
Not at all. |
| 00:30:53 |
I'm making you nervous. |
| 00:30:57 |
No, it's okay. |
| 00:31:00 |
So, I gotta warn you. They're |
| 00:31:06 |
Classical musicians. A little |
| 00:31:10 |
That means crazy. |
| 00:31:11 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:17 |
You like classical? |
| 00:31:19 |
Hello! Sweetheart! Oo! Who is |
| 00:31:26 |
Caleb, this is Richard. And his |
| 00:31:35 |
And so the program spelled |
| 00:31:45 |
So Caleb , what do you do? |
| 00:31:47 |
um. |
| 00:31:48 |
He goes to the u. |
| 00:31:49 |
Wonderful! So how long have |
| 00:31:53 |
Ronnie! |
| 00:31:54 |
Please! |
| 00:31:55 |
We kinda just met. |
| 00:31:57 |
That's so sweet! The two of |
| 00:32:03 |
Like a couple ofJudds or |
| 00:32:06 |
Caleb, have you heard Marc |
| 00:32:10 |
No. |
| 00:32:11 |
Well you must. He is the most |
| 00:32:16 |
it's divine. Marc, you have to |
| 00:32:22 |
I thought we were going to do |
| 00:32:25 |
Yes! Richard! Set that up! |
| 00:32:32 |
Caleb. Why don't you turn |
| 00:32:35 |
Just turn the page as fast as |
| 00:32:39 |
You'll do fine. |
| 00:32:43 |
Ready?... |
| 00:32:47 |
And. |
| 00:33:13 |
Turn! |
| 00:33:14 |
Oh! |
| 00:33:18 |
Sorry. |
| 00:33:51 |
Turn! |
| 00:34:31 |
That was so cool, man. You |
| 00:34:35 |
You really had a good time? |
| 00:34:36 |
it was great! That Ronnie's a |
| 00:34:39 |
Yeah, I have some weird |
| 00:34:44 |
They were fun, though. And |
| 00:34:48 |
Well, I'm also a flautist. |
| 00:34:50 |
Just eat less beans. |
| 00:34:55 |
Have you seen this one? |
| 00:34:58 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:35:00 |
it's really good. |
| 00:35:04 |
Your next appointment? |
| 00:35:08 |
Yeah? |
| 00:35:09 |
What're you guys doing? |
| 00:35:10 |
it's just Kyle. |
| 00:35:11 |
He asked about me?! |
| 00:35:12 |
No. |
| 00:35:13 |
Has he mentioned me? |
| 00:35:14 |
No. What do you want? |
| 00:35:16 |
Well, what're you guys doing? |
| 00:35:18 |
Renting videos. |
| 00:35:20 |
What?! |
| 00:35:21 |
I can't believe you're going |
| 00:35:22 |
This is sick. |
| 00:35:24 |
I'm in a video store. I can't |
| 00:35:27 |
Pronto? |
| 00:35:28 |
Hey. |
| 00:35:29 |
I'm at Debbie Milford's. Am i |
| 00:35:32 |
Renting a video is code for |
| 00:35:35 |
You're paranoid. |
| 00:35:36 |
Renting a video? |
| 00:35:38 |
So I am staying the night. |
| 00:35:40 |
Gwen, he's so cute. |
| 00:35:43 |
What else is gonna happen? |
| 00:35:45 |
sitting on a couch, |
| 00:35:46 |
boring movie, |
| 00:35:47 |
raging hard-ons. it's the code |
| 00:35:53 |
Dude, you said there was no |
| 00:35:56 |
Well I was wrong. Do not go |
| 00:35:58 |
Gwen's gonna be there. |
| 00:35:59 |
Only if she's a bad fag hag. |
| 00:36:01 |
Gwen honey, yourturn. |
| 00:36:04 |
Just a second. |
| 00:36:06 |
Take yourtime sweetie. |
| 00:36:08 |
We have all night long. |
| 00:36:09 |
Caleb, this is so not cool. |
| 00:36:11 |
Nothing's gonna happen. |
| 00:36:13 |
Plus, I can tell Gwen's into |
| 00:36:15 |
Of course she's into you. |
| 00:36:17 |
Shut the fuck up. |
| 00:36:21 |
God, Gwen he is so... unh. |
| 00:36:25 |
Well sweetie, if you don't |
| 00:36:29 |
Okay. |
| 00:36:30 |
Swear on your Simon Rex |
| 00:36:32 |
No fair! |
| 00:36:33 |
Look, don't you get bi-curious |
| 00:36:35 |
if she's not home, I outta |
| 00:36:37 |
Keep your hands off my man. |
| 00:36:40 |
I'm hanging up. |
| 00:36:42 |
Okay, he's getting off. |
| 00:36:48 |
So. |
| 00:36:51 |
You seen |
| 00:36:52 |
any of these? |
| 00:36:58 |
Gwen? |
| 00:37:01 |
Gwen? |
| 00:37:05 |
Hmm. |
| 00:37:06 |
I thought she'd be back. |
| 00:37:12 |
Well, at least we got the |
| 00:37:15 |
Go ahead, make yourseif at |
| 00:37:18 |
And when I say that I mean |
| 00:37:25 |
Gwen? |
| 00:37:26 |
Trust me, if she was here, |
| 00:37:28 |
she'd be all up in our pubes. |
| 00:37:33 |
So. |
| 00:37:36 |
Video? |
| 00:37:38 |
Huh? |
| 00:37:41 |
You know, that thing we |
| 00:37:43 |
Oh yeah. |
| 00:37:45 |
We could watch it. |
| 00:37:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:50 |
Or... |
| 00:37:52 |
Or? |
| 00:37:54 |
Orwe could not watch it. |
| 00:37:59 |
Oh. |
| 00:38:02 |
it's up to you. I'm cool either |
| 00:38:40 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:38:48 |
That was really good. |
| 00:38:51 |
Yeah. |
| 00:38:54 |
So. |
| 00:38:56 |
Gwen's still not back. |
| 00:38:58 |
She usually is by now. |
| 00:39:02 |
it's getting late. |
| 00:39:03 |
Yeah, I'm getting tired too. |
| 00:39:07 |
I should probably... |
| 00:39:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:18 |
Hello? |
| 00:39:19 |
You answered? You fuck! |
| 00:39:21 |
Gwen! |
| 00:39:22 |
What's going on? |
| 00:39:23 |
Cause if you were fucking you |
| 00:39:25 |
And if you're not fucking, you |
| 00:39:30 |
Yeah, Caleb's here. We just |
| 00:39:33 |
You actually watched it? |
| 00:39:35 |
Look, Debbie had one her |
| 00:39:41 |
it's really creepy in here. |
| 00:39:44 |
We thought you'd be back by |
| 00:39:46 |
Ha. Fucking. Ha. |
| 00:39:48 |
I'm dying la muerta loca here. |
| 00:39:50 |
Yeah, maybe he can stay and |
| 00:39:54 |
So you're that desperate. |
| 00:39:58 |
Yeah, the movie was great. |
| 00:40:00 |
Oh God. Marc, let me talk to |
| 00:40:03 |
What? |
| 00:40:04 |
Put him on, let me get the |
| 00:40:08 |
um. |
| 00:40:09 |
She wants to talk to you. |
| 00:40:11 |
Really? |
| 00:40:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:14 |
Here he is. |
| 00:40:15 |
Marc, don't fucking waste |
| 00:40:21 |
Hello? |
| 00:40:23 |
HI Caleb. |
| 00:40:25 |
How was the date? |
| 00:40:27 |
um. Huh. |
| 00:40:29 |
Oh, I guess you can't answer, |
| 00:40:32 |
Yeah. |
| 00:40:33 |
Okay, |
| 00:40:35 |
let's play a game. You wanna |
| 00:40:39 |
Okay. Sure. |
| 00:40:40 |
I'll try to figure it all out, |
| 00:40:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:40:46 |
Good start. 01:40:43:28 |
| 00:40:48 |
Hmmm. |
| 00:40:50 |
Have you done anything? |
| 00:40:53 |
No. |
| 00:40:54 |
Are you nervous? |
| 00:40:56 |
Yes, definitely. |
| 00:40:59 |
But...are you excited? |
| 00:41:03 |
I guess. |
| 00:41:04 |
Very excited? |
| 00:41:07 |
I dunno. |
| 00:41:10 |
Hmm. |
| 00:41:11 |
Could you get very excited? |
| 00:41:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:16 |
is this exciting you? |
| 00:41:21 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:22 |
I can make you less nervous. |
| 00:41:24 |
Close your eyes. |
| 00:41:26 |
Huh? |
| 00:41:27 |
Come on, just play along. |
| 00:41:29 |
Close your eyes. |
| 00:41:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:34 |
Closed? |
| 00:41:35 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:37 |
Tight? |
| 00:41:40 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:41 |
Now lean back, |
| 00:41:44 |
very |
| 00:41:46 |
slowly. |
| 00:41:52 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:54 |
Do you like my voice? |
| 00:41:56 |
Yes. |
| 00:41:58 |
it's comforting, isn't it? |
| 00:42:00 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:02 |
I like yours too. |
| 00:42:04 |
it's sexy. |
| 00:42:07 |
is mine sexy? |
| 00:42:09 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:11 |
You sound really sexy. |
| 00:42:18 |
Yeah. |
| 00:42:20 |
Now |
| 00:42:22 |
just feel your heart pumping |
| 00:42:29 |
I can feel mine. |
| 00:42:32 |
Can you feel it? |
| 00:42:34 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:35 |
Feel it traveling from your |
| 00:42:40 |
Through your chest. |
| 00:42:42 |
up and down your arms and |
| 00:42:49 |
in your fingers and toes. |
| 00:42:55 |
Can you feel it? |
| 00:42:56 |
Yes. |
| 00:42:58 |
is it going faster? |
| 00:43:00 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:01 |
is it getting warmer? |
| 00:43:04 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:06 |
What kind of shirt are you |
| 00:43:09 |
um- |
| 00:43:10 |
I mean is it a pullover? |
| 00:43:13 |
No. |
| 00:43:14 |
Does it button up? |
| 00:43:17 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:19 |
Do you want to unbutton it? |
| 00:43:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:23 |
Open the top button. |
| 00:43:27 |
Okay. |
| 00:43:28 |
Keep your eyes closed. |
| 00:43:32 |
is it open? |
| 00:43:33 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:34 |
Are your eyes still closed? |
| 00:43:37 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:39 |
I want you to breathe with |
| 00:43:42 |
Try to match my breathing, |
| 00:43:44 |
Okay. |
| 00:44:02 |
Hey! |
| 00:44:04 |
Oh! Sorry. |
| 00:44:05 |
You scared me, man. |
| 00:44:08 |
Caleb, what's going on? |
| 00:44:10 |
um, nothing, uh. |
| 00:44:13 |
Did Marc touch you? |
| 00:44:15 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:17 |
Did he hurt you? |
| 00:44:20 |
No. |
| 00:44:21 |
Did it feel good. |
| 00:44:25 |
I don't know, this is |
| 00:44:27 |
Yes or no. Did it feel good? |
| 00:44:31 |
I don't know. |
| 00:44:32 |
Lie down Caleb. |
| 00:44:35 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:44:36 |
Do you want me to hang up? |
| 00:44:38 |
No. |
| 00:44:40 |
Are you lying down? |
| 00:44:47 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:49 |
Eyes closed? |
| 00:44:54 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:57 |
it's okay you're a virgin. |
| 00:44:59 |
I'm not gonna let anything |
| 00:45:04 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:05 |
You wanna stop you say so, |
| 00:45:07 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:09 |
Do you want me to hang up? |
| 00:45:11 |
No. |
| 00:45:13 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:16 |
Breathe slowly. |
| 00:45:20 |
Deeply. |
| 00:45:23 |
Just like before. |
| 00:45:29 |
is your shirt still open? |
| 00:45:32 |
Yes. |
| 00:45:36 |
Ask Marc to massage your |
| 00:45:42 |
Go on. |
| 00:45:46 |
Marc? |
| 00:45:49 |
uh-huh? |
| 00:45:52 |
Will you massage my neck? |
| 00:45:54 |
Please. |
| 00:45:55 |
Please? |
| 00:45:59 |
Don't open your eyes now. |
| 00:46:01 |
I want your entire world to be |
| 00:46:05 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:06 |
My voice and his hands. |
| 00:46:13 |
is he doing it? |
| 00:46:16 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:18 |
Does it feel good? |
| 00:46:23 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:25 |
He use to do that to me. |
| 00:46:27 |
it feals real good. |
| 00:46:33 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:37 |
Keep breathing like me. |
| 00:46:42 |
Do you like hearing my |
| 00:46:45 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:46 |
it's kinky, isn't it? |
| 00:46:48 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:50 |
Are you turned on? |
| 00:46:52 |
Yes. |
| 00:46:54 |
I am so turned on. |
| 00:46:57 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:46:58 |
No. |
| 00:47:00 |
Do you want me to stay on |
| 00:47:03 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:05 |
Are you hard? |
| 00:47:07 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:09 |
Oh! |
| 00:47:10 |
What's he doing? |
| 00:47:12 |
Kissing my neck. |
| 00:47:14 |
Does it feel good? |
| 00:47:16 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:17 |
is his mouth warm? |
| 00:47:20 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:23 |
Tell him to unbutton your |
| 00:47:25 |
unbutton my shirt. |
| 00:47:28 |
Please. |
| 00:47:30 |
Please. |
| 00:47:39 |
is he doing it? |
| 00:47:43 |
Does it feel good? |
| 00:47:46 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:48 |
Caleb. |
| 00:47:50 |
Yes? |
| 00:47:52 |
Are you still excited? |
| 00:47:54 |
Yes. |
| 00:47:56 |
What's he doing to you? |
| 00:48:01 |
He's licking my stomach. |
| 00:48:03 |
Does it turn you on? |
| 00:48:05 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:07 |
Tell him to unbutton your |
| 00:48:10 |
But... |
| 00:48:11 |
You're having fun, aren't |
| 00:48:13 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:15 |
Do you want to lose your |
| 00:48:20 |
Yeah. |
| 00:48:22 |
You're raging hard, aren't |
| 00:48:25 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:27 |
A nice wet mouth |
| 00:48:30 |
would feel so good right now, |
| 00:48:33 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:35 |
Then tell him to unbutton |
| 00:48:36 |
unbutton my pants... |
| 00:48:38 |
please. |
| 00:48:39 |
Please. |
| 00:48:44 |
Okay, Caleb |
| 00:48:47 |
I really wanna make you feel |
| 00:48:50 |
Do you want to feel good? |
| 00:48:51 |
Yes. |
| 00:48:53 |
Say it. |
| 00:48:55 |
I wanna feel good. |
| 00:48:56 |
Beg for it. |
| 00:48:59 |
Make me feel good. |
| 00:49:02 |
Please. |
| 00:49:09 |
Oh! |
| 00:49:11 |
What's he doing? |
| 00:49:12 |
His mouth- |
| 00:49:14 |
is he sucking you off? |
| 00:49:16 |
Yes. |
| 00:49:19 |
You like that? |
| 00:49:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:49:24 |
Does it feel good? |
| 00:49:25 |
Yes. |
| 00:49:27 |
Do you want him to stop? |
| 00:49:28 |
No. |
| 00:49:29 |
Do you wanna come? |
| 00:49:31 |
Yes- Oh my god! |
| 00:49:34 |
Oh fuck. Jesus. |
| 00:49:37 |
Do you want me to come? |
| 00:49:39 |
Yes. |
| 00:49:40 |
I'm gonna come. |
| 00:49:41 |
Yes. |
| 00:49:42 |
I'm gonna come! |
| 00:49:44 |
Ah! |
| 00:49:45 |
Fuck. |
| 00:50:07 |
Let me get you a towel. |
| 00:50:16 |
So how was your first time? |
| 00:50:19 |
Fuck. |
| 00:50:20 |
I don't even know. |
| 00:50:25 |
Did it |
| 00:50:27 |
weird you out to have a girl |
| 00:50:30 |
Not at all. |
| 00:50:34 |
You're kinky. |
| 00:50:37 |
I like you. |
| 00:50:40 |
I like you too. You're dirty. |
| 00:50:43 |
I'm filthy. |
| 00:50:47 |
Where's Marc? |
| 00:50:48 |
Ah... |
| 00:50:50 |
Getting a towel. |
| 00:50:51 |
Did he come? |
| 00:50:53 |
I don't know. |
| 00:50:56 |
Well, |
| 00:50:57 |
it's safe for me to come |
| 00:51:00 |
I'll be there soon. |
| 00:51:02 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:51:03 |
Buh-bye. |
| 00:51:13 |
Here. |
| 00:51:15 |
Thanks. |
| 00:51:21 |
You mind if I get off? |
| 00:51:25 |
Huh? |
| 00:51:26 |
I can take care of myself. |
| 00:51:29 |
You just sit there. |
| 00:51:41 |
So, Gwen said she's on her |
| 00:51:51 |
I like your TV set up. it's |
| 00:51:54 |
hi-tech and stuff. |
| 00:52:15 |
Thanks. |
| 00:52:17 |
I didn't do anything. |
| 00:52:21 |
You did good. |
| 00:52:24 |
You want this? |
| 00:52:35 |
Oh I don't normally... |
| 00:52:37 |
What? |
| 00:52:41 |
Make that much. |
| 00:52:44 |
I should go. |
| 00:52:47 |
Yeah. Sure. Thanks. |
| 00:52:52 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:52:56 |
I'll call you. |
| 00:52:59 |
Yeah! Call me. |
| 00:53:32 |
Drive safe. |
| 00:53:35 |
Yeah, you too. |
| 00:54:38 |
Wish I had your cell, I woulda |
| 00:54:40 |
I'm glad you stopped. |
| 00:54:42 |
You want my cell? |
| 00:54:43 |
Abba-solutely. |
| 00:54:44 |
Let me get mine. |
| 00:54:48 |
Let's fast forward through |
| 00:54:50 |
I want to know how it went. |
| 00:54:55 |
Went? |
| 00:54:56 |
You just made it with your |
| 00:55:04 |
Aren't you happy? |
| 00:55:07 |
I'm confused. |
| 00:55:09 |
Didn't it feel good? |
| 00:55:16 |
Shit, I was too pushy. |
| 00:55:23 |
Honey, Marc's a good guy. |
| 00:55:26 |
The best. You're in good |
| 00:55:30 |
it's just too much- |
| 00:55:31 |
Too soon? |
| 00:55:33 |
No, not that, I don't know. |
| 00:55:35 |
We're all just people. |
| 00:55:37 |
Just bodies with organic |
| 00:55:40 |
We need satisfaction. We |
| 00:55:48 |
Are you turned on? |
| 00:55:51 |
No, that's just my- |
| 00:55:53 |
You're still turned on. |
| 00:55:56 |
You've had a boner since you |
| 00:55:58 |
No! |
| 00:56:00 |
Don't be embarrassed. That's |
| 00:56:04 |
you just wanna do it again. |
| 00:56:11 |
You mind me doing this? |
| 00:56:13 |
No. |
| 00:56:17 |
How about this? |
| 00:56:25 |
Don't you think we should, uh, |
| 00:56:30 |
I think it's sexy you're |
| 00:56:33 |
but it seems to me that Marc |
| 00:56:43 |
Calm down. |
| 00:56:44 |
it's fine, I'm just- |
| 00:56:46 |
Suck that. |
| 00:56:48 |
And don't give me any |
| 00:56:52 |
Who needs friends that won't |
| 00:56:57 |
Eat it little gay boy! |
| 00:57:00 |
Yeah! Whoa! |
| 00:57:03 |
That's your perineum. |
| 00:57:05 |
You are such a fag. |
| 00:57:09 |
Why, you back so late? |
| 00:57:11 |
Can we talk about this in the |
| 00:57:12 |
Caleb! Fuckin-A, what |
| 00:57:16 |
Sort of. |
| 00:57:17 |
Well, did you talk about me? |
| 00:57:20 |
Caleb? |
| 00:57:22 |
Hello? |
| 00:57:57 |
Good morning! |
| 00:57:57 |
Wait forthe beep and tell me |
| 00:58:02 |
This is for Caleb. |
| 00:58:04 |
You're probably sleeping. i |
| 00:58:07 |
Really. |
| 00:58:08 |
So I just wanted to call, |
| 00:58:10 |
ecause lots of guys have a |
| 00:58:11 |
where you don't call, and |
| 00:58:14 |
And well, I didn't wanna. |
| 00:58:17 |
Geeze, I sound really stupid. |
| 00:58:19 |
Anyway, call me. Mwah. |
| 00:58:23 |
Okay bye. |
| 00:58:24 |
What the fuck? |
| 00:58:26 |
Shit. |
| 00:58:29 |
Kyle, I'm sorry. |
| 00:58:32 |
Fuck you! |
| 00:58:37 |
it's not what you think. |
| 00:58:46 |
Hello? |
| 00:58:47 |
Oh shit. it's Marc. |
| 00:58:49 |
I'm sorry, did I wake you? |
| 00:58:52 |
No. I just got your message. |
| 00:58:55 |
God, I feel like a stalker. |
| 00:58:57 |
I just realized I didn't leave |
| 00:59:01 |
I didn't think you'd answer. |
| 00:59:03 |
No, that's fine. |
| 00:59:05 |
Well, it's nice to talk to you |
| 00:59:08 |
I'm sorry, were you busy? |
| 00:59:09 |
No. Just... recovering. |
| 00:59:26 |
You must be one fuck of a |
| 00:59:36 |
That was him. |
| 00:59:41 |
Marc's the asshole type. |
| 00:59:44 |
He normally fucks and moves |
| 00:59:48 |
I mean who wouidn't want |
| 00:59:51 |
keep you around. |
| 00:59:55 |
How could you fuckin do this |
| 00:59:59 |
That's not fair. it's not like |
| 01:00:00 |
You don't even know, do you? |
| 01:00:04 |
You're so stupid. |
| 01:00:07 |
Well, I invited them over for |
| 01:00:10 |
Here? |
| 01:00:13 |
Great |
| 01:00:15 |
you guys can just make out in |
| 01:00:17 |
Wanna screw in my bed? |
| 01:00:19 |
I invited Gwen too. |
| 01:00:21 |
We're all gonna sit down and |
| 01:00:24 |
And just. Just... |
| 01:00:26 |
Just what? |
| 01:00:28 |
Huh? |
| 01:00:31 |
Things are so simple in your |
| 01:00:36 |
Well, Caleb, it doesn't work |
| 01:00:39 |
Things are a lot more |
| 01:00:42 |
telling people how you really |
| 01:00:45 |
I'm trying to fix things here. |
| 01:00:46 |
You're doing a Fabio job so |
| 01:00:52 |
Just say you'll come to |
| 01:00:57 |
Okay? |
| 01:00:58 |
Fine! |
| 01:01:00 |
I'll be there with balls on. |
| 01:01:05 |
You're not planning on |
| 01:01:08 |
Well, I wasn't gonna ask, but |
| 01:01:10 |
Fine! I'll cook. |
| 01:01:20 |
I'm not that stupid. |
| 01:01:23 |
I do know. |
| 01:01:27 |
if I were gay. Even a little. |
| 01:01:30 |
it'd be you. |
| 01:01:54 |
Alright, I won't go. |
| 01:01:56 |
He wants you to. it's like he's |
| 01:01:58 |
I shouldn'ta done that last |
| 01:02:02 |
it was hot. |
| 01:02:04 |
it was fucked up. |
| 01:02:08 |
You should've seen him, |
| 01:02:09 |
he flew out of here like a |
| 01:02:12 |
He seemed to like it on the |
| 01:02:16 |
That's what's so fucked up |
| 01:02:21 |
Are you jealous? |
| 01:02:23 |
No. |
| 01:02:25 |
You're jealous! |
| 01:02:27 |
I am not. |
| 01:02:29 |
This is so great! |
| 01:02:31 |
it's finally the otherway |
| 01:02:34 |
Do you know how many boys |
| 01:02:37 |
Shut up. |
| 01:02:40 |
You're scared I could convert |
| 01:02:44 |
Maybe I just will. |
| 01:02:45 |
I need to practice. |
| 01:02:46 |
I'll take that |
| 01:02:47 |
as a challenge. |
| 01:02:49 |
I can't hear you, babe. |
| 01:02:52 |
I know something you don't |
| 01:03:01 |
What the hell are you |
| 01:03:04 |
Sausages. |
| 01:03:05 |
Big fat sausages. |
| 01:03:08 |
Dude, people don't eat |
| 01:03:10 |
You're supposed to make |
| 01:03:11 |
Fine, you wanna cook? |
| 01:03:13 |
No. I mean. |
| 01:03:15 |
I never seen you make |
| 01:03:17 |
Well I'm trying something |
| 01:03:19 |
You're making too much. |
| 01:03:21 |
I invited some over friends |
| 01:03:23 |
This isn't a kegger, bro. This |
| 01:03:27 |
Like they said to Anne Frank: |
| 01:03:34 |
Oh, it's you guys. |
| 01:03:40 |
I brought this for you. |
| 01:03:42 |
Cool. it's yellow. |
| 01:03:47 |
And some wine. |
| 01:03:50 |
Awesome. All we got is beer. |
| 01:03:53 |
Cool. |
| 01:03:56 |
This is the part where you |
| 01:03:58 |
Oh geeze, come in. Kyle's in |
| 01:04:04 |
Honey, this is how you do it. |
| 01:04:07 |
Ha. Ha. |
| 01:04:10 |
Funny. I get it. |
| 01:04:14 |
So. Caleb. Marc thinks... |
| 01:04:16 |
Hello Gwen. |
| 01:04:18 |
Marc. |
| 01:04:19 |
Did You offerthem |
| 01:04:21 |
Oh! Yeah, you guys want |
| 01:04:23 |
I'll pour us some drinks. |
| 01:04:24 |
You show me where the |
| 01:04:29 |
So, what do you think? |
| 01:04:32 |
Oh. |
| 01:04:33 |
I think. |
| 01:04:36 |
I think you're a really nice |
| 01:04:39 |
That's all. |
| 01:04:42 |
Thanks. |
| 01:04:43 |
I gotta go to the head. |
| 01:04:47 |
We need to talk. |
| 01:04:48 |
Dude! |
| 01:04:52 |
I wasn't being honest. |
| 01:04:54 |
I gotta talk about it now, or i |
| 01:04:55 |
I'm takin' a leak. |
| 01:04:57 |
Please, I've seen it. |
| 01:04:59 |
How you doin'? |
| 01:05:00 |
My god. What are those? |
| 01:05:02 |
Dinner. |
| 01:05:04 |
is this some kind of ethnic |
| 01:05:07 |
Marc, |
| 01:05:09 |
I think you're really cool... |
| 01:05:12 |
But? |
| 01:05:14 |
But... |
| 01:05:18 |
is there something with you |
| 01:05:21 |
No. it's definitely not that. |
| 01:05:24 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:05:26 |
Don't say anything, okay? |
| 01:05:29 |
What's wrong. |
| 01:05:37 |
HI Mom. Dad. Jamie. |
| 01:05:41 |
Oh. This is Marc. |
| 01:05:42 |
Marc, my family. I was just |
| 01:05:46 |
The bobbing thing. it has to |
| 01:05:49 |
it's called a ballcock. |
| 01:05:51 |
Well. |
| 01:05:52 |
Nice to meet you, Marc. |
| 01:05:53 |
Are you gay? |
| 01:05:55 |
That's rude. |
| 01:05:56 |
Oh please. I don't mind. |
| 01:05:58 |
Kyle, I think you need my help |
| 01:06:01 |
Be right back. |
| 01:06:03 |
I'm gonna circumcise your |
| 01:06:10 |
I know this looks fucked up. |
| 01:06:12 |
You're gonna look fucked up. |
| 01:06:13 |
We can't do it yourway. We |
| 01:06:16 |
They won't give either of us |
| 01:06:19 |
Kyle, those are my fucking |
| 01:06:22 |
This my life, you know. My |
| 01:06:23 |
Calm down. Trust me, okay? |
| 01:06:28 |
Gwen? Marc? Come in for a |
| 01:06:32 |
Well. |
| 01:06:34 |
That's us. |
| 01:06:41 |
Okay, what's the Kim Deal? |
| 01:06:42 |
Caleb's not out to his |
| 01:06:44 |
No shit. |
| 01:06:47 |
Of course they don't know. |
| 01:06:48 |
Should we leave? |
| 01:06:49 |
No, that'd look too weird. |
| 01:06:51 |
No, I got it worked out. |
| 01:06:54 |
Gwen, |
| 01:06:55 |
just pretend you're here with |
| 01:06:56 |
And Marc can be, uh, my |
| 01:07:00 |
What? |
| 01:07:01 |
ust for dinner. |
| 01:07:02 |
Then they leave and we're |
| 01:07:04 |
Everything cool in there |
| 01:07:06 |
Very cool Mrs. Peterson! |
| 01:07:09 |
Now you |
| 01:07:11 |
sit next to Caleb. |
| 01:07:14 |
And Marc, |
| 01:07:17 |
with moi. |
| 01:07:19 |
Oh! I get it. |
| 01:07:21 |
Well if you need anything! |
| 01:07:22 |
Let's go meet Mr. and Mrs. |
| 01:07:24 |
Peterson. |
| 01:07:30 |
Those were very interesting |
| 01:07:35 |
What flavor exactly is white |
| 01:07:37 |
Well it's just the way the- |
| 01:07:38 |
You know what it iooks like, it |
| 01:07:41 |
So when did you meet this |
| 01:07:44 |
At a party last week. |
| 01:07:45 |
Right afterthe Tiffani |
| 01:07:48 |
Who's Tiffani? |
| 01:07:49 |
''Beard.'' |
| 01:07:50 |
You never mentioned Tiffani. |
| 01:07:52 |
TiffanI was a bitch. |
| 01:07:53 |
I liked her. |
| 01:07:54 |
She was cute. |
| 01:07:55 |
How did you meet, was it |
| 01:08:00 |
Well, she was screaming, and |
| 01:08:02 |
Screaming? |
| 01:08:04 |
I was so surprised he wasn't |
| 01:08:07 |
You must get that all the |
| 01:08:09 |
I mean living with Kyle... |
| 01:08:10 |
and your haircut. |
| 01:08:12 |
So, Marc, when did you meet |
| 01:08:14 |
I hope we're not being too |
| 01:08:16 |
but Kyle's like a second son |
| 01:08:19 |
Or daughter. |
| 01:08:21 |
it's a small world young |
| 01:08:23 |
...I know, celebrate our |
| 01:08:26 |
We met at the same party. |
| 01:08:32 |
What's this music? |
| 01:08:34 |
it's really good. |
| 01:08:36 |
I don't know, it's Kyle's shit. |
| 01:08:38 |
Oh. |
| 01:08:39 |
Who is this, Kyle? |
| 01:08:41 |
it's mine. |
| 01:08:43 |
But it's just my old stuff. |
| 01:08:45 |
My new stuff's better. |
| 01:08:46 |
Kyle's a composer. |
| 01:08:48 |
Didn't he mention it? |
| 01:08:49 |
uh, no. He hasn't mentioned |
| 01:08:53 |
sn't his work just beautiful? |
| 01:08:55 |
Yeah, it's nice. |
| 01:08:58 |
You in the music school? |
| 01:09:00 |
Yeah. |
| 01:09:01 |
I never noticed you around. |
| 01:09:03 |
You're classical, I'm jazz. |
| 01:09:05 |
You know how they are. |
| 01:09:06 |
Yeah. |
| 01:09:11 |
This is really good. |
| 01:09:14 |
it's always nice to know |
| 01:09:17 |
but isn't it a little early to be |
| 01:09:20 |
I mean, you hardly seem to |
| 01:09:23 |
I just thought this would be |
| 01:09:26 |
One big family. |
| 01:09:27 |
Betterthan Springer. |
| 01:09:30 |
is there something you want |
| 01:09:32 |
We're here for you, son. |
| 01:09:36 |
Just wanted to have dinner. |
| 01:09:40 |
ulterior. |
| 01:09:40 |
I knew that. |
| 01:09:43 |
Shit. Now who? |
| 01:09:44 |
I didn't invite anyone else. |
| 01:09:55 |
I hear you have phone |
| 01:09:59 |
That's Mister Miss Thing to |
| 01:10:03 |
Tiffani? |
| 01:10:04 |
You little hose huffer! |
| 01:10:08 |
Why don't you come join us? |
| 01:10:10 |
Gomez, Morticia and little |
| 01:10:13 |
I'm sure this is awkward for |
| 01:10:15 |
I don't mind, I wanna see this. |
| 01:10:34 |
You know, |
| 01:10:35 |
you guys seem really nice. |
| 01:10:38 |
Oh my God, Gwen, don't. |
| 01:10:40 |
Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do |
| 01:10:43 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:10:44 |
You'll hate me now, but you'll |
| 01:10:46 |
Gwen, please. |
| 01:10:47 |
Shit. |
| 01:10:48 |
Mr. and Mrs. Peterson, |
| 01:10:50 |
your son is gay. |
| 01:10:57 |
Fag. You're it. |
| 01:11:00 |
I turned him gay. I can turn |
| 01:11:04 |
Please with that word! |
| 01:11:06 |
Caleb and Marc are |
| 01:11:08 |
and I'm just Marc's |
| 01:11:11 |
You're a reality show without |
| 01:11:22 |
We're not boyfriends yet, |
| 01:11:25 |
I told you. |
| 01:11:28 |
Son. |
| 01:11:29 |
How did we manifest our |
| 01:11:31 |
it must have been horrible |
| 01:11:33 |
Straight this, straight that. |
| 01:11:35 |
I'm sorry. You needed all of |
| 01:11:38 |
I'll calling Tammy at PFLOG |
| 01:11:42 |
We'll go to meetings. |
| 01:11:44 |
Jamie, hon, is there |
| 01:11:47 |
Well, I don't think I'm a lesbo. |
| 01:11:49 |
I experimented once. |
| 01:11:53 |
Son, |
| 01:11:56 |
give me a hug. |
| 01:12:03 |
Caleb. |
| 01:12:05 |
Hug your father. |
| 01:12:16 |
You are still my son and l love |
| 01:12:18 |
This is so beautiful. |
| 01:12:20 |
Barf. You should see them on |
| 01:12:24 |
I love you, Caleb. |
| 01:12:25 |
I love you too, Mom. |
| 01:12:26 |
I love you, Dad. |
| 01:12:28 |
C'mon, family hug. |
| 01:12:33 |
Love ya gay bro. |
| 01:12:36 |
Come on, |
| 01:12:37 |
I said family hug. You're all |
| 01:12:40 |
Well, come on! |
| 01:12:44 |
Oh, what the fuck! |
| 01:13:02 |
But, I'm mad. |
| 01:13:11 |
I am so proud of you son. |
| 01:13:14 |
You take good care of my |
| 01:13:17 |
Yes sir, Mr. Peterson. |
| 01:13:18 |
I bet he will. |
| 01:13:20 |
I bet he will too. |
| 01:13:22 |
No offense Kyle, next time |
| 01:13:26 |
C'mon hon, let's go. |
| 01:13:36 |
Do you think I'm stupid? |
| 01:13:37 |
No. |
| 01:13:38 |
Not you, hon. |
| 01:13:40 |
Kyle, I know what's going on. |
| 01:13:43 |
I didn't think- |
| 01:13:44 |
Well it's time to make a |
| 01:13:47 |
Okay babe, |
| 01:13:48 |
this is one of the reasons i |
| 01:13:51 |
Because I tell it like it is. |
| 01:13:53 |
Kyle, |
| 01:13:54 |
reality. |
| 01:13:56 |
Reality, Kyle. |
| 01:13:59 |
You are not in Marc's league. |
| 01:14:01 |
I mean you're not a total K-9, |
| 01:14:05 |
Gwen, c'moff it. |
| 01:14:06 |
Marc's not a K at all. |
| 01:14:09 |
Your chances of ever scoring |
| 01:14:12 |
Zero. Nothing. El Nacho! |
| 01:14:15 |
Gwen, stop. |
| 01:14:15 |
Live with it. Move on. |
| 01:14:35 |
What? He pulled a dirty fuckin |
| 01:14:37 |
That was harsh. |
| 01:14:39 |
Well, would you? |
| 01:14:41 |
Would you Marc Everheart |
| 01:14:48 |
Maybe. |
| 01:14:51 |
She's right. You wouldn't. |
| 01:14:53 |
I would too. You don't know |
| 01:14:55 |
He's not a nice person. He |
| 01:15:00 |
I blame him and those who |
| 01:15:02 |
You can't possibly be that |
| 01:15:05 |
I'm not stupid... |
| 01:15:09 |
Look, go talk to him? Kyle is a |
| 01:15:17 |
Then why aren't you with him. |
| 01:15:19 |
I would be in a second, but.. |
| 01:15:23 |
But what, I'm listening. |
| 01:15:26 |
it's complicated. |
| 01:15:27 |
Christ, now you're talking like |
| 01:15:30 |
um. |
| 01:15:33 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:15:38 |
You fucking heterosexual liar! |
| 01:15:41 |
Gwen, I'm sorry, it's... |
| 01:15:43 |
You pretended to be gay, had |
| 01:15:55 |
I guess. |
| 01:15:57 |
I can't beiieve I let you fuck |
| 01:15:59 |
You fucked her? You fucked |
| 01:16:04 |
That is the sweetest thing |
| 01:16:11 |
I'm really sorry, dude. |
| 01:16:15 |
Hey, some day I'll look back |
| 01:16:22 |
Me too. |
| 01:16:25 |
Talk to him. |
| 01:16:29 |
Hey if you hurt him I will |
| 01:16:34 |
Back at you with her. |
| 01:16:36 |
Oh please, I'll fuck all you all's |
| 01:16:48 |
Go away. |
| 01:16:51 |
Caleb! |
| 01:16:51 |
it's me. |
| 01:16:54 |
Oh. |
| 01:16:58 |
May i? |
| 01:17:00 |
Sure. So, I guess Caleb told |
| 01:17:08 |
Yeah. |
| 01:17:11 |
I guess he and Gwen are... |
| 01:17:12 |
Yeah. |
| 01:17:15 |
OK listen, I don't think I can |
| 01:17:22 |
Good, 'cause I don't know one. |
| 01:17:28 |
I knew your name was Kyle. |
| 01:17:31 |
Huh? |
| 01:17:33 |
At the party. I called you |
| 01:17:43 |
And I knew you were in the |
| 01:17:50 |
Why do you do that shit? |
| 01:17:53 |
I don't know. I guess it's |
| 01:17:57 |
Damn straight. |
| 01:17:59 |
Why stop at one? |
| 01:18:05 |
I do know why I do it, it |
| 01:18:08 |
Why? |
| 01:18:14 |
To make you want me. |
| 01:18:17 |
That is stupid. |
| 01:18:18 |
it's true. |
| 01:18:20 |
isn't it painfully obvious? |
| 01:18:24 |
What, by the way you look |
| 01:18:34 |
Or by the way you always |
| 01:18:38 |
Oh come on. You're too good |
| 01:18:44 |
The system sucks. |
| 01:18:58 |
I've always loved your music. |
| 01:19:08 |
They told me someone came. |
| 01:19:14 |
Please tell me you like to |
| 01:19:18 |
Love it. |
| 01:19:22 |
Okay, so I know I might just |
| 01:19:33 |
You are so weird. |
| 01:19:49 |
Does that turn you on as |
| 01:19:54 |
Huh? |
| 01:19:55 |
I thought so. |
| 01:23:06 |
I think everybody's gone now. |
