Eight Legged Freaks

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00:00:55 Do you know fear?
00:00:58 Do you know what it's like to feel
00:01:04 ...that you can't even breathe?
00:01:07 This is a story...
00:01:09 ...of monsters. Creatures.
00:01:12 Hideous nightmares that crawl
00:01:16 I've seen them.
00:01:17 I've seen them in visions.
00:01:20 And you will too.
00:01:25 I know you're saying to yourself:
00:01:28 "What is this brother doing
00:01:31 The truth brought me out
00:01:35 ...where I can speak the truth
00:01:39 That's right. Right here at KFRD,
00:01:42 The source for the inside dope
00:01:46 ...and up-to-the-minute reports
00:01:49 It's morning here
00:01:53 ...and it's time for America
00:01:56 Wake up before it's too late!
00:01:59 Of course you're still asleep.
00:02:01 You still think we landed
00:02:04 ...that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that
00:02:09 Wake up!
00:02:12 Look to the skies.
00:02:15 Unless you're driving.
00:02:18 Got enough government problems.
00:02:28 Keep talking, buddy.
00:02:33 It's a hard life spreading the truth.
00:02:37 Never made Mother Teresa rich.
00:02:41 Actually, he did pretty good
00:03:16 Interesting.
00:04:14 Joshua?
00:04:23 Joshua?
00:04:46 You're a big fella.
00:04:56 Joshua! You trying
00:04:59 Hello, Mike.
00:05:02 The Lycosa narbonensis looks different
00:05:06 It's their diet.
00:05:11 These have been in the pond
00:05:14 Crickets?
00:05:17 They're like...spider steroids.
00:05:21 I see dead people.
00:05:25 He loves that movie. I don't...
00:05:28 There they go! Look, look!
00:05:32 -He was hungry!
00:05:36 I've never seen spiders this big.
00:05:40 I'm gonna make a fortune.
00:05:43 Jumping spiders!
00:05:45 Yeah, Habronattus orbus.
00:05:51 Look, look how they kill.
00:05:54 I call this an arach-attack.
00:05:56 -Get it?
00:06:02 Have the orb weavers come in?
00:06:04 Took me forever to get
00:06:07 I had to bribe every customs agent
00:06:17 That is too cool.
00:06:19 See, the male orb weavers compete
00:06:23 They all try to give her
00:06:27 ...or, you know, rats
00:06:32 Let me show you something.
00:06:37 You see, the prey is cocooned alive
00:06:42 You know how women
00:06:44 Look at it.
00:06:46 Look at this, look at her.
00:06:49 The female is three times as big
00:06:54 Say hello to Consuela.
00:06:58 She fills her prey
00:07:01 ...to liquefy it so she can
00:07:05 While it's alive.
00:07:14 Man...
00:07:15 ...am I in trouble.
00:07:17 I have to go.
00:07:20 Next week, I bet they're twice
00:07:23 Bye, Josh. See you next week!
00:07:37 Where did you go, little fella?
00:08:09 I see dead people!
00:09:10 Sorry, sonny. We aren't hiring.
00:09:13 You sure? I'm a pretty good engineer.
00:09:16 Do I look like a woman who isn't sure?
00:09:19 Yeah, well...
00:09:22 -I used to know my way around here.
00:09:26 We're laying off. We're three months
00:09:31 -Got the picture?
00:09:34 But my name's not Sonny.
00:09:36 It's Chris.
00:09:44 Chris?
00:09:49 Aunt Gladys.
00:09:51 Welcome home.
00:09:56 Bad dog! No!
00:10:11 -Pete, what are you doing out here?
00:10:14 No. Question is,
00:10:18 -You were supposed to stay home.
00:10:22 Some jerk tossed a barrel of chemicals
00:10:25 Looks like it's been out here
00:10:29 Who knows how much contamination
00:10:32 The water is contaminated?
00:10:35 Pete, send a sample down
00:10:38 Let's see what they come up with.
00:10:41 -I have to tell Joshua!
00:10:45 I told you no more visits
00:10:48 -You're grounded.
00:10:53 I don't want you hanging out with him.
00:10:57 They give you nightmares,
00:11:01 You know what happens
00:11:05 Bad mood?
00:11:06 Put your bike in the truck.
00:11:10 -Can you help him with his bike?
00:11:36 Hang on, Mike.
00:11:52 Party's over, gentlemen.
00:11:56 Great, this is all I need.
00:12:04 She is the sexiest sheriff
00:12:07 I know, it's weird.
00:12:10 -You bought yourself a reckless, Bret.
00:12:15 -Get in the truck, Ashley.
00:12:17 Now.
00:12:23 -Give me your license.
00:12:28 -Anything you say can be used against...
00:12:32 You have a right to an attorney.
00:12:37 Larry, do we know anybody at City Hall
00:12:42 Bret, isn't your stepfather the mayor?
00:12:46 Put my daughter in danger again, I'll
00:12:51 We're cool, sheriff.
00:12:55 -Do you think G-string or underwear?
00:12:59 -You're kidding. Gonna pay for this?
00:13:01 -Sweet.
00:13:04 -I heard that!
00:13:07 Bret, I can't believe my mom gave you
00:13:11 -I need the phone.
00:13:16 I can't get any privacy around here,
00:13:20 Hello?
00:13:28 My God.
00:13:41 Anybody know what's going on
00:14:00 Come on, Joshua. Pick up!
00:14:14 -How much?
00:14:18 Wait. This is a town meeting,
00:14:22 Mayor?
00:14:23 Why can't those of us
00:14:27 Viroanol wants all of our properties
00:14:31 Let's face it, the town's going broke.
00:14:36 How do we know this isn't another
00:14:40 ...like building this ridiculous mall
00:14:43 They scrapped plans to run
00:14:46 -Or that stupid ostrich farm of yours.
00:14:51 Everybody here is having
00:14:55 I want to get out from under this.
00:14:59 This is a government cover-up,
00:15:02 -What are you talking about?
00:15:06 Just to get to the mines?
00:15:08 They want to put the empty mines
00:15:12 The only reason that we've kept
00:15:15 ...is the hope the McCormack mines
00:15:20 ...and put everybody back to work.
00:15:25 Old man McCormack, God rest his soul...
00:15:29 ...he's dead.
00:15:31 -As dead as those mines.
00:15:35 ...before he died...
00:15:37 ...he claimed he'd seen that vein.
00:15:40 Let's be honest, Leon.
00:15:43 Those mines are filled
00:15:47 You're gonna load that gun
00:15:50 -This is for landowners only.
00:15:56 Chris McCormack!
00:15:59 My father said he'd found
00:16:03 He said a lot of things near the end.
00:16:08 I'm not selling the mine.
00:16:14 Chris! Wait up!
00:16:17 -You're being foolish.
00:16:20 Your father was delusional.
00:16:22 Shut the hell up about my father.
00:16:26 Since when did you care about
00:16:30 Wade...
00:16:32 Don't make the town suffer...
00:16:34 ...because you feel guilty you weren't
00:16:38 I'm talking to you.
00:16:41 I warned you!
00:16:43 -What the hell are you doing?
00:16:46 I'm pressing charges.
00:16:49 Go home, Wade.
00:16:52 Curve around 20 feet away from
00:16:58 Ten years and you have
00:17:02 -Lay low for a couple days, all right?
00:17:07 Just like old times.
00:17:09 Everything will be sorted out
00:17:12 -So you still like men.
00:17:16 Nothing. I just saw you staring
00:17:21 Who said it's okay to talk
00:17:24 He's pretty cute for an old-fogy
00:17:28 He just needs a shave.
00:17:33 Okay, folks. Show's over. Move along.
00:17:36 Night, Sam.
00:17:37 Nothing to see here, folks.
00:17:40 You don't have to go home,
00:17:59 Honey, give it a rest. It's so late.
00:18:05 You told me to finish the job.
00:18:10 Let's give Zekie his snack
00:18:14 Well, he's just...
00:18:16 Don't tell me he went
00:18:19 I was meaning to get a grille.
00:18:24 You were gonna finish remodeling
00:18:28 I don't think you know
00:18:31 We'll have to give Zeke cat food,
00:18:35 God forbid a cat should have to eat
00:18:40 If he was a kid,
00:18:43 Poor Zekie.
00:18:45 -Let's lie and say it's tuna.
00:18:48 You won't trick him. He's smart.
00:18:51 Zekie-doodle.
00:18:53 Look what we got for you.
00:18:56 We got tuna.
00:19:02 Get your furry cat ass out of there!
00:19:25 Zeke.
00:19:50 What's going on?
00:20:00 Oh, my God!
00:20:03 She's divorced now, you know.
00:20:05 I don't want to talk
00:20:09 Man in a flea circus don't wanna itch,
00:20:15 Something on your mind, Gladys?
00:20:19 -I know why you left town 1 0 years ago.
00:20:23 You wanted to avoid telling Sam
00:20:28 That was a long time ago.
00:20:32 Prove it.
00:20:33 March down to Sam Parker's
00:20:37 Why you broke
00:20:39 Why you left town without
00:20:43 And tell her once and for all
00:20:48 Lose the face fuzz before you do.
00:20:50 Makes your mouth look like
00:20:57 That's disgusting.
00:21:06 Hello?
00:21:09 -Can you talk?
00:21:13 -Something ate Zeke.
00:21:16 -He got in the dry wall.
00:21:21 Oh, my God. What do you think it was?
00:21:42 Unbelievable.
00:21:43 -How is Emma taking it?
00:21:47 -She's gone to stay with her mother.
00:21:51 -You okay?
00:21:53 -You sound like you're crying.
00:21:57 I just...
00:22:01 I'm just a little bit mucousy
00:22:05 That's it.
00:22:20 Sam, I need to tell you something.
00:22:25 -lt's Bret. I'm gonna get it.
00:22:31 I'm worried about things
00:22:35 This bad-girl thing you're going
00:22:39 I have something that I want you
00:22:43 -I really don't want to do this now.
00:22:48 I'm a man. You're a woman.
00:22:53 What am I doing?
00:22:56 -Take this. Protection.
00:23:00 -I knew guys like Bret at your age.
00:23:05 I'm not gonna get pregnant at 1 6.
00:23:07 I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of
00:23:13 Thanks for the flashback.
00:23:20 I didn't deserve that.
00:23:25 I'm sorry, okay?
00:23:27 I'm really sorry.
00:23:33 Can I have the stun gun, please?
00:23:40 -Be careful with it, all right?
00:23:45 Get out of here.
00:23:52 Oh, it's you.
00:23:53 -I was wondering if your mom was home?
00:24:03 -Morning, Chris.
00:24:06 I wanted to come by
00:24:10 I can handle Wade.
00:24:13 Great.
00:24:14 And since I'm back in town
00:24:19 ...I thought maybe I could...
00:24:23 Sam...
00:24:24 ...before I left...
00:24:28 Is there something you wanna tell me?
00:24:32 Do you think we could...
00:24:35 ...meet somewhere? Hook up?
00:24:38 I mean, meet somewhere
00:24:43 Sure, Chris. We could do that.
00:24:46 -Great. All right. I'll be in touch.
00:24:51 Who are the flowers for?
00:24:54 Well, they're for you, actually.
00:24:57 I picked them myself.
00:24:59 -Nice.
00:25:02 All right, bye.
00:25:06 Picked them myself.
00:25:08 Come on.
00:25:38 Joshua?
00:25:50 There's no sign of Joshua...
00:25:53 ...his parrot...
00:25:55 ...or any of the arachnids.
00:25:59 Just these huge, intricate webs
00:26:30 I've discovered several arachnid
00:26:33 From my initial estimate,
00:26:37 No...
00:26:39 ...more like they're five times
00:27:22 I found this map in my dad's study.
00:27:25 Leon, is this the section he was
00:27:30 I thought so.
00:27:31 I want to concentrate all our energy
00:27:36 Those mines have the highest
00:27:40 I'm not gonna make the same mistake
00:27:44 I want all men to wear masks
00:27:47 If you feel disoriented, get to
00:27:52 It's nice to know you didn't forget
00:28:11 -Can you give me a ride into town?
00:28:14 Great, thanks.
00:28:25 What's that?
00:28:27 I think it's an exoskeleton
00:28:32 Okay.
00:28:34 It's a spider's leg.
00:28:37 That seems awful big
00:28:40 That's the problem.
00:28:45 Believe what?
00:28:47 Do you really want to know?
00:28:49 -Try me.
00:28:53 My friend Joshua sells spiders.
00:28:58 Now they've broken out of their cages
00:29:03 Joshua is nowhere to be found.
00:29:07 But you won't believe me. I'm the kid.
00:29:12 Let me see it.
00:29:15 It does kind of look
00:29:19 See?
00:30:55 So...
00:30:57 -...where were you?
00:31:01 -What did I say about that?
00:31:04 The town could be in danger.
00:31:08 People could get killed.
00:31:11 I swear to God it's the television.
00:31:14 This is exactly your problem,
00:31:17 I don't want to hear any more
00:31:22 Mom, listen to me!
00:31:23 Add a week to how long
00:31:26 -Please.
00:31:39 I know, I thought it was a slam-dunk.
00:31:42 Who knew Chris McCormack would
00:31:46 I'm trying my best here.
00:31:48 Do you know what people
00:31:51 ...we were storing toxic waste
00:31:55 Wade, I'm going out now.
00:31:58 Now, look. I let you guys run tests...
00:32:01 ...putting that stuff in the mines
00:32:05 -I'll be back late.
00:32:09 Going off to get wasted, have an orgy.
00:32:14 Bret, I'm on the phone. Go have
00:32:18 -We stand together or we fall together.
00:32:42 I'll do what I can.
00:33:00 What the...?
00:34:14 Good Lord.
00:34:48 I've been warning you for years,
00:34:52 Now it's emerging as a trend
00:34:56 The police wire says Bob Stuck's
00:35:00 It's the fourth missing-pet call
00:35:03 It's strange. It's strange.
00:35:05 People are saying it's coyotes,
00:35:10 We all know about those cows
00:35:13 The anal probe.
00:35:15 Let's talk about the probe. Let's talk
00:35:21 What are they looking for?
00:35:24 Skippy didn't do anything to anybody.
00:35:29 What will you find in a dog's...?
00:35:32 You're all ostriches with
00:35:35 Which just leaves your ass
00:35:38 You're inviting the aliens in! They
00:35:45 Aunt Gladys, how can you listen
00:35:49 I think he's very informative.
00:35:55 Do Floyd and Leroy still
00:35:59 Good idea. People are talking.
00:36:02 You can't light those matches?
00:36:05 Maybe it's a sign to quit.
00:36:07 If the aliens come
00:36:10 ...l'm telling you,
00:36:14 If you want a piece of me,
00:36:17 So how much is a shave these days?
00:36:19 -Four bucks.
00:36:22 -lt's a good deal.
00:36:26 Can't charge around here what
00:36:31 ...where they got money.
00:36:34 And jobs.
00:36:37 Of course, some people don't know
00:36:42 -Maybe I don't need a shave.
00:36:46 I wouldn't want to cut you.
00:37:02 Bret, slow down.
00:37:05 -I thought you loved me.
00:37:10 -But, I just...
00:37:15 I don't want to lose my virginity
00:37:19 Why didn't you say so?
00:37:22 No. That's not it.
00:37:26 -Tammy and Larry do it every night.
00:37:30 Have a ménage à trois if you want.
00:37:33 -That dirty talk just drives me nuts.
00:37:38 Bret, please.
00:37:41 -I'm warning you, okay?
00:37:44 You just bring out the beast in me.
00:37:47 Back off!
00:37:50 My balls!
00:37:55 God, my balls!
00:38:02 Damn it! I pissed my pants!
00:38:07 -I was just copping a feel!
00:38:10 I can't believe my mom
00:38:13 Do you have any idea
00:38:17 Ash, wait. I'm sorry!
00:38:45 Check out Bret.
00:38:48 Let's go! They're coming.
00:38:55 -Dude, did you piss your pants?
00:38:58 They're coming!
00:39:00 Looks like the only thing going
00:39:09 Holy crap!
00:39:47 They're getting closer! Move it!
00:39:55 We have ostriches, cats and dogs
00:40:00 Last time I checked, cats and dogs
00:40:03 And ostriches farmed are not game.
00:40:06 There has to be somebody
00:40:51 Hey, watch it!
00:41:42 Yes.
00:41:53 What the hell are these things?
00:42:20 Here we go again.
00:42:24 They'll tell you
00:42:27 But you know what it is.
00:42:31 I know what you're saying to yourself.
00:42:36 But you know,
00:42:39 Just because I'm paranoid doesn't
00:42:42 All of a sudden there's
00:42:46 At the bottom of the bag.
00:43:01 Here it is.
00:43:02 Here we go, Bruisie.
00:43:05 Bruisie?
00:43:27 Bruiser?
00:43:29 Aunt Gladys?
00:43:36 Bruiser?
00:43:42 Oh, my God.
00:43:47 Oh, Lord.
00:43:49 Are you in there?
00:44:03 Oh, my God!
00:44:05 I'm coming, baby.
00:44:09 Aunt Gladys, I lost the face fuzz.
00:44:22 Bruiser?
00:44:48 Aunt Gladys?
00:45:31 This ain't no cactus.
00:45:56 Mike!
00:46:02 Mike! Sam!
00:46:06 -Can I talk to Mike?
00:46:08 I can't explain now.
00:46:11 -Look what I found in my basement.
00:46:15 Give me a second!
00:46:22 Hold this.
00:46:27 What's going on?
00:46:30 So check this out.
00:46:32 After taking careful measurements of
00:46:35 ...I calculated the spider
00:46:39 -What spider?
00:46:43 What hole?
00:46:44 Let's input the measurements from
00:46:51 That's more like it...
00:46:53 ...unfortunately.
00:46:55 -What the hell is this?
00:47:16 Oh, God.
00:47:18 So you're telling me a giant spider
00:47:21 -Maybe not. Was there webbing around?
00:47:26 She might have been attacked
00:47:29 What's the difference?
00:47:31 Males compete for the female
00:47:34 The prey is cocooned alive so
00:47:38 -Women like breakfast in bed.
00:48:24 That's Ashley! Come on!
00:48:39 Look out!
00:48:44 Keys. Keys, keys, keys!
00:48:52 Mike, get out of here!
00:48:59 -Throw me the scissors!
00:49:02 Scissors! Here you go!
00:49:06 Sam! Help!
00:49:15 Hey, spidey!
00:49:27 Thank you.
00:49:29 Pete! Come in, Pete.
00:49:32 Hold on to your shirt.
00:49:40 Is that you, Sam?
00:49:42 I don't know what's going on,
00:49:46 I know. Take the weapons
00:49:49 Guns? Why would we be needing...?
00:49:52 Just do it!
00:49:53 Okay. All right. Okay.
00:50:33 Winchester, 30.06...
00:50:38 ...Mossberg pump...
00:50:40 ...and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle.
00:50:43 Why we have that, I do not know.
00:50:47 Why don't you stomp them hills out
00:50:52 -...before you start making brags!
00:51:09 I'm closing up.
00:51:11 You're always talking at me
00:51:14 Can you turn that thing down?
00:51:22 I said, turn that thing down!
00:51:26 What did you say?
00:51:56 Bob?
00:52:00 First Emma leaves, now Sam's
00:52:05 Can't get any worse.
00:52:36 So, what happened
00:52:42 He wasn't exactly the faithful type.
00:52:45 I've been trying to tell you
00:52:49 You can handle one of these, right?
00:52:55 -Ashley, Mike, you guys ready?
00:52:59 -How many spiders did Joshua have?
00:53:04 -Two hundred? Are you kidding me?
00:53:09 Joshua's spiders are nocturnal hunters.
00:53:13 -We have to warn everybody.
00:53:17 To spread the word,
00:53:20 -...our government-controlled media...
00:53:26 Who'll believe that lunatic?
00:53:41 What was that?
00:53:43 What the...?
00:53:47 What the hell is going on?
00:53:49 It's Pete. He's waiting.
00:53:52 See you, Ash.
00:53:54 I don't think that was Pete.
00:54:11 Oh, my God.
00:54:18 Holy moly!
00:54:20 Everybody get in the car, now!
00:54:26 Come on!
00:54:28 Look out, Sam!
00:54:37 Come on!
00:54:42 What are you waiting for? Go!
00:54:45 Habronattus orbus.
00:54:48 The jumper.
00:55:07 Stay in the car.
00:55:10 You got it, Sam.
00:55:12 -Mom.
00:55:14 Guys, stay.
00:55:19 -What are you doing?
00:55:22 -You can't oppress me...
00:55:27 Consider this a government conspiracy
00:55:31 Here.
00:55:32 Friends...
00:55:34 ...our local authorities have...
00:55:37 ...an emergency message
00:55:40 This is Sheriff Parker.
00:55:45 Pete, turn on the radio.
00:55:48 This is not a prank or
00:55:52 We have a crisis situation
00:55:55 The town is being overrun
00:56:00 I know how this sounds,
00:56:04 I want everyone to arm
00:56:07 I repeat:
00:56:09 Giant spiders are all over the town.
00:56:13 -Did she just say giant spiders?
00:56:18 Giant spiders? What the hell
00:56:22 Aliens you believe,
00:56:29 Why didn't someone say something?
00:56:50 I gotta warn Sam.
00:56:52 No! Noise will just attract it.
00:56:55 -What should I do?
00:57:01 -Mom, are you there?
00:57:04 -ls everything okay?
00:57:08 There's a giant tarantula headed
00:57:12 Copy that.
00:57:22 Oh, my God!
00:57:24 They're here!
00:57:27 You're just food to that thing!
00:57:35 Attention, people.
00:57:52 I repeat:
00:57:58 The Prosperity Mall!
00:58:00 -Why the mall?
00:58:22 Did you see that thing?
00:58:58 Come on!
00:59:01 I have four more payments
00:59:09 -Come on! Hurry!
00:59:13 Go! Go!
01:01:19 Come on!
01:01:34 -Can I get a refill, Carol?
01:01:41 -That was an excellent ostrich burger.
01:01:48 Kind of slow today, huh?
01:01:50 It's always slow here, Wade.
01:01:54 There's no way you're telling me
01:01:59 All right! They're spiders from Mars.
01:02:05 No.
01:02:33 It's the invasion!
01:02:35 I'm telling you, it's the invasion!
01:02:39 Everyone, just get to the mall
01:02:48 Get to the Prosperity Mall
01:02:58 Arach-attack.
01:03:29 If you build it, they will come.
01:03:53 Get everyone inside
01:03:56 Kids, go with him.
01:03:58 Oswald's gun.
01:04:00 This is the weirdest day of my life.
01:04:05 What is going on?
01:04:07 Look behind you!
01:04:32 -How do you lower the gate?
01:04:34 -Do you have it?
01:04:36 -Hurry up!
01:04:39 -That's the back gate. The lavatory.
01:04:43 -You're making me nervous!
01:04:47 -Could it be the "front gate" one?
01:04:53 -Come on!
01:04:56 Get inside! Hurry!
01:05:09 Mom, hurry up! Come on!
01:05:12 Mom, hurry! Hurry!
01:05:20 Mom, come on! Hurry up!
01:05:29 Mom, are you okay?
01:05:34 What exactly is that?
01:05:36 Spider, man.
01:05:42 How's the lock-down holding?
01:05:45 They're holding, but we
01:05:49 Okay. All the doors are locked
01:05:53 No breaches out front. I haven't heard
01:05:58 -Someone ought to get back there...
01:06:02 We have a right to know
01:06:04 Those things killed Leroy.
01:06:07 Bob Miller, my best customer,
01:06:11 What am I doing on the radio?
01:06:13 I've been telling you about
01:06:16 Am I talking to myself?
01:06:20 -You saying those things are aliens?
01:06:24 Mom, they have to be quiet.
01:06:26 Those were big-ass spiders!
01:06:30 Shut up!
01:06:32 Let's listen to the kid. For once.
01:06:35 Go on, Mike.
01:06:40 First of all, the spiders are attracted
01:06:45 Loud noises, movement and talking.
01:06:50 So everybody needs to stay as calm
01:06:54 -Why didn't you call in the Army?
01:06:58 -The phones are dead.
01:07:02 Use mine. You have to climb a mountain
01:07:05 Use the antenna on the mall.
01:07:10 -Have someone climb and get a signal.
01:07:14 Be a hero.
01:07:18 I'll do it.
01:07:19 No, Sam. Let me.
01:07:21 I got your back.
01:07:25 -Great.
01:07:28 About time I busted up a few of them.
01:07:31 They're not aliens. They're spiders!
01:07:34 Those of you without weapons,
01:07:37 ...with anything that you can dig up.
01:07:45 Norman?
01:07:47 -Show me the way to the roof.
01:07:50 -The roof, Norman!
01:08:26 -How's it looking?
01:08:29 Be careful, Chris.
01:08:31 Thanks, Sam.
01:08:33 I've been trying to say something
01:08:38 -Okay, take these. You'll need them.
01:08:42 Spiders have a developed sense of
01:08:47 -Great. We die, we die smelling nice.
01:09:11 That's the one who busted up
01:09:14 I bet you he's their leader.
01:09:40 Come on.
01:09:45 -You have the phone?
01:09:48 You said you had it.
01:09:50 Yeah, I got it. Sorry.
01:09:52 I got confused.
01:10:22 Damn it.
01:10:42 -I got a signal!
01:10:46 91 1 emergency.
01:10:48 I'm calling from Prosperity, Arizona.
01:10:52 I know how this sounds, but believe me.
01:10:57 Our town is being attacked by giant
01:11:02 -This is not Dial-a-Joke.
01:11:05 -I'm hanging up on you.
01:11:08 It's an invasion!
01:11:10 They're here! They're here!
01:11:13 That's what I've been telling you!
01:11:18 I don't know if those gates will hold.
01:11:21 I have to find Wade.
01:11:24 Has anyone seen Wade?
01:11:27 He went through a door back there.
01:11:29 Between the Sewing Center
01:11:33 He's going into the mines
01:11:36 Take everyone who's hurt and the kids
01:11:40 Norman, show them.
01:11:49 Here we go!
01:11:59 Get ready.
01:12:04 -Get ready!
01:12:46 Got one!
01:12:55 Everybody get to the basement, now!
01:13:48 Pete, come on!
01:13:51 Go, Sam! Get downstairs!
01:14:00 Guys, go!
01:14:22 Come on!
01:14:27 -lt's locked!
01:14:30 He must have locked it.
01:15:24 Get back! You eight-legged freaks!
01:15:28 -My God! There's so many!
01:15:33 I'm afraid of heights.
01:15:36 Heights? Are you afraid of spiders?!
01:15:42 -Come on, Harlan!
01:15:45 You'll what?
01:15:47 Defend the human race.
01:15:51 What are you, insane?
01:16:02 You'll never get that anal probe
01:16:07 Harlan, no!
01:16:26 You know what?
01:16:29 Locked.
01:16:33 Plan B?
01:16:35 I tell you what.
01:16:39 Yeah?
01:16:40 Okay.
01:17:42 Bret?
01:17:43 Wade?
01:17:45 -What are you doing here?
01:17:48 You won't believe me, but
01:17:52 Down here?
01:17:53 A second ago they were right behind me,
01:18:02 No, you didn't.
01:18:05 Go! Go, go!
01:18:33 Sam!
01:18:35 -Chris, where are you?
01:18:38 What the hell are you doing up there?
01:18:41 -Just chilling. Get me out of here!
01:18:48 Wait. You push and I'll pull.
01:19:48 Ashley?
01:19:49 Mom?
01:19:52 Wade locked the door.
01:20:01 -They're all around us!
01:20:12 Bret?
01:20:14 Behind you!
01:20:35 -Bret?
01:20:39 -We better hurry!
01:20:44 Into the mines. Hurry!
01:20:48 There's gotta be flashlights
01:20:53 Grab one of these.
01:20:55 Cool, a miner's helmet.
01:21:03 -Can you lead these people out of here?
01:21:21 This should hold him.
01:21:28 I hope.
01:21:30 How do we get out?
01:21:32 We follow the power lines to a
01:21:39 -Come on! Not that way. Hurry!
01:21:42 Follow the kid!
01:21:46 Hurry up!
01:21:48 You went back for that?
01:21:52 This saved my ass so many times today!
01:21:59 What's that smell?
01:22:01 Wasn't me.
01:22:03 Methane gas. A lot of it.
01:22:05 Listen up!
01:22:07 The slightest spark or an open flame
01:22:12 So be careful. Let's go.
01:22:16 Cables lead to a generator.
01:22:20 Cables.
01:22:21 Way to a generator.
01:22:25 You guys!
01:22:27 It's this way!
01:22:32 Follow the cables.
01:22:37 Follow the cables.
01:23:03 Norman! Somebody save him!
01:23:08 No gunfire! No gunfire!
01:23:16 Catch!
01:23:27 Come on, hurry!
01:23:31 Let's go!
01:23:38 People, hold on!
01:23:41 What the hell is this?
01:23:44 -What's going on?
01:23:47 That spider back there,
01:23:50 No. That was just another male.
01:23:53 The female is three times as big.
01:23:57 So she's probably still close by,
01:24:00 Yeah, I'd say so.
01:24:02 Go back with your sister.
01:24:11 -Why are you here?
01:24:13 -Why?
01:24:20 We have to do it.
01:24:27 Oh, my God.
01:24:31 What the hell?
01:24:41 What is it?
01:24:45 I think it's alive.
01:24:51 Don't touch it.
01:24:54 Don't...
01:25:04 It's Wade.
01:25:06 Bret, just go, okay? Just go.
01:25:11 Let's get him down.
01:25:19 Wade.
01:25:21 -I don't feel so hot.
01:25:45 Look at the size of that!
01:25:54 What the hell is this place, Mike?
01:25:57 -lt looks like an orb weaver den.
01:26:01 -I can't.
01:26:02 Is there a chance that Gladys
01:26:07 -lt's possible.
01:26:10 You'll have to get out without me.
01:26:13 There's a shed outside
01:26:16 -Start it quickly.
01:26:19 I got an idea.
01:26:25 I get it. Everybody, come on.
01:26:28 Follow the cables. This way. Come on.
01:26:30 -Bret, I'll need your bike.
01:26:33 -Just do it.
01:26:37 Leave it there. I've been trying
01:26:41 -Now?
01:26:45 -I should've said this a long time ago.
01:26:48 You beat up my ex because you found
01:26:51 You couldn't tell me because
01:26:54 And you've always loved me.
01:26:56 And if you'd said something,
01:27:00 Exactly.
01:27:01 Your father told me.
01:27:04 My dad told you?
01:27:05 Now, get moving so you can
01:27:10 Go on.
01:27:12 That was easy.
01:27:23 Gladys.
01:27:44 This way. Follow me. Come on.
01:28:01 Breathe.
01:28:10 You're alive.
01:28:14 You look like an angel.
01:28:18 All that gold.
01:28:21 Gold?
01:28:23 Right behind you.
01:28:27 The Agua Mesa lode.
01:28:35 We need to find the generator.
01:28:37 Mark, get everybody
01:28:40 Hurry up. Get away from the mines.
01:28:43 Mom, what about that one?
01:29:02 I knew he wasn't crazy.
01:29:09 What are you doing?
01:29:11 No, no. No smoking.
01:29:14 We gotta get out of here.
01:29:25 Stand back.
01:29:27 Shoot it! Shoot it!
01:29:30 I'll set off the gas! I can't!
01:29:34 Get back.
01:29:51 Mike, you saved us.
01:29:57 I need this more than you.
01:30:12 -Damn it. Why isn't it working?
01:30:17 -See?
01:30:19 Anything you can find.
01:30:26 Hurry! Hurry!
01:30:29 -What are you doing?
01:30:38 Hurry!
01:30:54 -All the gas cans are empty.
01:30:59 Keep looking, everybody.
01:31:05 Here, will this work?
01:31:08 Ashley, you're a genius.
01:31:32 Switch. Put this on.
01:31:40 Mom, it worked.
01:32:04 Adiós, Consuela.
01:32:09 Fire!
01:32:35 Aunt Gladys, are you okay?
01:32:51 Not my mall. Not my mall.
01:32:55 Not the mall. Please, not the mall.
01:33:05 I hope the insurance pays for this.
01:33:27 Let's go! Let's go!
01:33:29 I thought you said 91 1
01:33:33 They didn't.
01:33:34 They listen to my broadcast.
01:33:36 We never miss a show.
01:33:38 We drove from Tucson.
01:33:41 Where are the aliens?
01:33:43 How many times do I have to tell you?
01:33:48 They're spiders who grew
01:33:52 That's a more believable explanation.
01:33:55 I had to drag that barrel out
01:33:59 -And your point is?
01:34:02 See this? All brand new. Brand new
01:34:08 Are you all right?
01:34:10 -Do you smoke?
01:34:13 Good.
01:34:15 Dangerous habit. Disgusting. Causes
01:34:20 -Any more people down in those mines?
01:34:25 I checked the other cocoons,
01:34:29 We got cocoons! Told you
01:34:32 Glad you came back home?
01:34:36 Yeah, I am.
01:34:40 Me too.
01:34:42 That is the story of how the aliens
01:34:46 To this day, people refuse to believe
01:34:50 They'd lead you to believe
01:34:54 But we know the truth.
01:34:56 Two things I forgot to tell you.
01:35:00 One: They never did get that probe
01:35:04 And two: As far as Chris McCormack
01:35:09 ...and putting everyone
01:35:13 Well, that, my friends...
01:35:15 ...is another story altogether.
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