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Elf
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Oh, hello. |
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You're, uh, you're probably here |
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About the, Uh, the story. |
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Elves love to tell stories. |
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I- I'll bet you didn't know that |
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There's, uh, probably a lot of things |
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You... you didn't know about elves. |
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Another... another interesting |
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Uh, there are only three jobs available |
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The first is making shoes at night |
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While, you know, while the old... |
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The old cobbler sleeps. |
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Lazy bum. Couldn't even make a clog. |
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You can bake cookies |
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In a tree. Hey! |
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As you can imagine, it's, uh, dangerous |
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In an oak tree during the dry season. |
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I wanna make shoes! |
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But the third job... uh, some call |
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"The show," or... or "the big dance," |
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It's the professión that every elf |
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And that is to build toys in |
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Only two weeks left till Christmas! |
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I- It's a job only an elf can do. |
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Our... our nimble fingers, |
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Natural cheer and active minds |
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Are perfect for toy-building. |
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They... they tried using gnomes |
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But the gnomes drank too much... |
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...and the trolls weren't toilet |
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No human being has ever set... set |
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Uh, that is until about 30 years ago, |
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And, as you may have guessed, |
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That's where our story begins. |
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Wow! |
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Whoa! |
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Ooh! |
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Wow! |
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Wow! |
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Ow! Ow! |
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Whoa! |
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Are you sleepy? |
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Here we are. |
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We're just going to make you feel |
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Here we are. |
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There you are. |
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It's time to go to sleep. |
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Maybe by next Christmas you'll |
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Merry Christmas, my ángel. |
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Mmm... |
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All right, all right. |
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We've had another very successful |
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So, after all that hard work, |
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It's time to start preparations |
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For next Christmas! |
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What in the name of Sam hill |
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Wow... |
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A baby... |
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"little buddy diapers." |
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His name is buddy. He must've... |
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Snuck into your sack at the |
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What do we do? |
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So, Santa had a |
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And fortunately, when it |
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Santa's a... a pushover. |
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So, buddy stayed with, uh |
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Who had always wanted a child? |
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But had been so committed to |
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He, well, had forgotten to |
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Santa. |
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Yes, yes, I... I raised buddy. |
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I was his adopted father. |
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Though buddy grew twice as fast, |
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He... he wasn't any different from |
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Chuckles not too fast, buddy. |
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I mean, not... not really. |
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Before we learn how to build |
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In extreme graphic chipset |
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Let's recite the |
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Shall we? |
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Number one. |
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"Treat every day like Christmas." |
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Number two. |
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"There's room for everyone on the |
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Number three. |
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"The best way to spread Christmas |
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Is singing loud for all to hear." |
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And one day, when buddy was |
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I made him my own personal |
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I've never been in this room |
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Well, I think it's time you start |
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Your tinker training. |
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Santa's sleigh. |
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You're gonna help me make it fly. |
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I thought the magical reindeer made |
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And where do the reindeer get |
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Christmas spirit. Everybody |
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Well, silly as it sounds, |
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A lot of people down south |
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Don't believe in Santa Claus. |
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What?! |
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Well, who do they think puts all? |
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Well, there's a rumor floating around |
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That, uh, that the parents do it. |
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That's... that's ridiculous. |
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I mean, parents couldn't do that |
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What about Santa's cookies? |
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I suppose parents eat them, too? |
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Yeah, I, uh, I... I know, |
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Uh, and every earless and less |
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Believe in Santa Claus. |
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I mean, we have a real energy |
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Oh. |
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I mean, just see how low the, uh |
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That's shocking. |
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That's why I came up |
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With this little beauty in the '60s. |
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WH-what is it? |
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It's a cringle 3000... |
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A 500-reindeer power jet turbine |
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Without it, the sleigh couldn't |
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Get more than, uh, a few feet off |
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Well, it looks like we got |
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A short in the thermo coupler. |
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You wanna give mea hand with that? |
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You want me to help? |
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As much as, uh, buddy was accepted |
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By his family and friends, |
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There were a few drawbacks |
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To being, uh, a human in, uh |
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Hey, Ming Ming. |
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Um... |
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I'm gonna be a little bit short |
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It's all right, buddy. |
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Just how many etch-a-sketches |
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Did you get finished? |
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Come on, buddy. How many? |
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I made, uh... 85. |
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Eighty-five? |
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That puts you... |
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915 off the pace. |
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Ooh... that's bad. |
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Why don't you just say it? |
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I'm the worst toy maker in |
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins. |
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No, buddy, you're not cotton- |
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We all just have different talents |
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Seems like everyone else |
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Have the same talents |
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You... you have, you have lots of |
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Special talents in fact, like |
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Special talents? |
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You changed the batteries in the |
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You sure did... aaa's. |
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And in six months, you'll have |
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Won't he? |
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And you're the only baritone in |
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You bring us down whole octave. |
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In a good way. |
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See, buddy? |
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You're not a cotton-headed ninny- |
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You're just... special. |
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And so, buddy was sent where the... |
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Aah! |
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Ah! |
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Hey, foom foom... |
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I hate to do this to you, but you |
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Help me pick up the slack on those |
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No problem. I appreciate it. |
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Buddy is killing me. |
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I already got lum lum and choochoo pulling' doubles. |
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That was quick thinking yesterday |
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With that ¡°special talents¡± thing. |
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Ming Ming: I feel bad for the guy. |
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I just hope he doesn't get wise. |
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Well, if he hasn't figured out |
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I don't think he ever will. |
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If he hasn't figured |
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By now, I don't think he ever will. |
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I think they're too small. |
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You're just... special. |
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You don't look so good, buddy. |
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Are you okay? |
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I'll be okay, I just need a glass |
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Aah! |
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Buddy... |
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Unh! Aah! |
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Buddy, are you okay? |
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I'm sorry, papa. |
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I just need some alone time. |
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Buddy, I... I think we... we have |
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Buddy, uh, I think there's something |
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I... I probably should tell you. |
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You probably should have found |
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A long time ago. |
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I then proceeded to tell buddy of |
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Had fallen in love when he was |
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With a beautiful girl named |
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And how buddy was born |
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And put up for adoption by |
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And how she had later passed away. |
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I... I told him his father |
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Had never even known that |
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And most importantly, |
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I told him where his father was... |
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Uh, in a magical land called |
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My dad works there? |
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Empire state building. |
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Hey, buddy, wanna pick some |
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Not now, arctic puffin. |
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Hello, buddy. Oh... hi, Leon. |
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Why the long face, partner? |
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It seems I'm... I'm not an elf. |
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'Course you're not. You're 6'3" |
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And had a beard since you were 15. |
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Papa says my real father |
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Lives in a magical place far away. |
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I don't know what to do. |
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At least you have a daddy. |
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I was just rolled up one day and |
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But the thing is, I've never even left |
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Buddy, I've been around the worid |
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When I was a young cumulus |
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It's a wonderful place, filled with |
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Except dogs. |
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Oh, by the way, don't eat the |
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Oh, I know that. |
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All I'm say in' is, this might be |
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To find out whom you really are. |
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So, I hear you're going |
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On a little journey to |
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Yup. Ahh. |
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I'm kind a nervous. |
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Leon says New York is pretty |
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Oh, don't pay attention to Leon. |
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He's never been anywhere. |
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I've been to New York thousands |
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Really? Mm-hmm. |
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What's it like? |
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Well, there are some things you |
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First off, you see gum on |
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Leave it there. It's not |
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Oh. Second, |
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There are, like, 30 ray's |
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They all claim to be the |
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But the real one' son 11th. |
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And if you see a sign that |
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That doesn't mean that |
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Look at presents before Christmas. |
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Can't wait to see my dad... |
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We're gonna go ices skating and... |
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Yeah, that's the other thing |
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I wanted to talk to you about. |
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You know, buddy... |
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Your father... |
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Well... he's on the naughty list. |
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No! |
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You're taking the books back? |
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See, I... I see what you're trying |
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Y- You're trying to make me feel bad, |
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When, in actuality, you're the one |
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That missed the payments. |
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But the children love the books. |
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I know that, uh... |
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You know, I'm the one that ran |
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But I like hearing that. |
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Listen, some people, they just |
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Of what's important in life. |
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That doesn't mean they can't find |
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Maybe all they need |
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Is just a little Christmas spirit. |
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Well, uh, I... I'm good at that. |
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I know you are. |
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And I'll... |
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I'll always, uh, |
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I'll always be here for you. |
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Now, uh... |
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Go... uh, get. |
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Bye, guys. |
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Bye, buddy. Bye, buddy. Take care. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Bye-bye. |
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Bye-bye, buddy. |
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There, there. |
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Huh? |
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Oh! Ohh! |
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Bye, buddy. Hope you find your dad. |
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Thanks, Mr. Narwhal. |
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Bye. |
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Hey! What's your name? |
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My name's buddy. |
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Ohh! |
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Does someone need a hug? |
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aah, aah! That's not cool! |
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I just wanted a hug! |
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Hi. |
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Hello. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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You did it! Congratulations! |
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"Worid's best cup of coffee. |
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It's great to meet you. |
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Hi. |
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Santa, san... uh, nope. |
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Not Santa. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Thank you. Hey, you know what? |
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No, all right? Thank you. |
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Get outta here, get outta here. |
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Hello. Hi. |
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Ooh... |
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Beautiful. |
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Looks like a Christmas tree. |
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A reprint? |
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You know how much that's gonna |
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Two whole pages are missing. |
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The story doesn't make any sense. |
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What, you think some kid's gonna |
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I mean, they... all they do is look |
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Sorry I can't ride with you the |
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But this is where my dad works. |
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Oh, I forgot to give you a hug! |
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Oh, I don't know, Connie, |
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Declared kittens before. |
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How many? |
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Eight? |
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Uh, I don't know if I'm gonna |
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Oh, all right, just bring 'em by |
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And I'll see what I can do. I'm |
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Just bring 'em by, and I'll see |
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I have to go. Excuse me. |
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I'm here to see a Walter hobs. |
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I'm buddy the elf. Laughs |
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You look hilarious! Who sent you? |
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Papa elf. Papa elf? |
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Mm-hmm. From the North Pole. |
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From the North Pole? Yes. |
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So, you really think we should |
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No, I think we should take a |
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So some kid can understand |
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To a puppy and a frigging pigeon |
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ship 'em. |
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Yeah. |
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Mr. Hobbs? It's me on the intercom. |
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Go ahead. |
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Yeah, I think some one sent you a |
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Dad! |
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All right, uh, let's get it |
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I walked all day and night to |
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Uh, you look like you came from |
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That's exactly where I came from. |
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Santa must've called you! |
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Oh, yeah, sure, he, uh... |
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Just got off the cell phone |
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You did?! |
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So, go on. Go on with what? |
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Well, are... are you gonna sing a |
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Or can I just go back to work? |
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A song? Uh... |
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Yeah. Anything for you, dad, uh... |
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I... I'm, I'm here with my dad |
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And we never met |
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And he wants me to sing |
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And, um, I was adopted |
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But you didn't know I was born |
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So, I'm here now, I found you, |
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And, guess what? I love you |
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I love you I love you! |
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Wow, that was weird. |
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You know, usually you guys just |
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Put my name into jingle bells or |
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It's me, your son. |
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Susan wells had me, and... And she |
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And, and, and, but now I'm here... |
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It's me buddy. |
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Susan wells. |
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Uh, you said Susan wells? Yes. |
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Who sent this Christmas-gram? |
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What's a Christmas-gram? |
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It's okay, Walter's my father. |
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Well, your dad's busy right now. |
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Okay, I'll come back later. |
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Yeah, you know, you're not gonna |
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Come back for awhile, okay? |
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You're gonna go back to |
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Okay. |
| 00:25:15 |
Yeah, why don't you go back? |
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Sorry! Sorry. |
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Passión fruit spray? |
| 00:25:54 |
Fruit spray? Sure. |
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Sorry. |
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Sorry. |
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Do you wanna go? |
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Hey! Have you seen these? |
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They're gl-normous! |
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"For that special someone." |
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Past! |
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Grunts |
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Hey, come... come here! |
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Me? Yes. |
| 00:27:03 |
What are you doing down here? |
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You're not supposed to be |
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You can shop on your break, |
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You don't... come on, get upstairs! |
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Okay, I didn't know. Well |
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Are you mad at me? No. |
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Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. |
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Just do your job. |
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Okay, fair enough. |
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wow! |
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What's this? |
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This is the North Pole. |
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No, it's not. Yes, it is. |
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No, it's not. Yes, it is. |
| 00:27:27 |
No, it isn't. Yes, it is. |
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No, it isn't. Yes, it is. |
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No, it's not. Where's the snow? |
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Why you smiling like that? |
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I just like to smile, smiling's |
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Make work your favorite, that's |
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Okay. Work is your new favorite. |
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Fine. |
| 00:27:43 |
It's time for the announcement. |
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Okay. |
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Okay, people, tomorrow |
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Santa's coming' to town! |
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Santa! |
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Oh, my god! |
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Santa here?! I know him. |
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I know him. |
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He'll be hereto take pictures |
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With all the children. |
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Yeah! |
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Just keep your receipts. |
| 00:28:04 |
10 a.m. Tomorrow. |
| 00:28:05 |
Santa's coming to town. |
| 00:28:06 |
Yes. Can you sign this for me? |
| 00:28:08 |
Ohh! Hi. |
| 00:28:33 |
Are you enjoying the view? |
| 00:28:34 |
You are very good at decorating |
| 00:28:37 |
Why are you messing with me? |
| 00:28:39 |
Did krumpet put you up to this? |
| 00:28:41 |
I'm not messing with you. |
| 00:28:42 |
It's just nice to meet |
| 00:28:44 |
Who shares my affinity for? |
| 00:28:47 |
I'm just trying to get |
| 00:28:49 |
Get through? |
| 00:28:50 |
Christmas is the greatest |
| 00:28:53 |
Please stop talking to me. |
| 00:28:55 |
Uh-oh. Sounds like someone |
| 00:28:56 |
Needs to sing a Christmas |
| 00:28:59 |
Go away. |
| 00:28:59 |
The best way to |
| 00:29:01 |
Is singing loud for all to hear. |
| 00:29:03 |
Thanks, but I don't sing. |
| 00:29:04 |
Oh, it's easy, it's just like |
| 00:29:06 |
Except louder and longer |
| 00:29:07 |
And you move your voice up |
| 00:29:08 |
I can sing, but I just choose not |
| 00:29:11 |
Especially in front of other |
| 00:29:13 |
Well, if you sing alone, |
| 00:29:15 |
In front of other people. There's |
| 00:29:17 |
Actually, there's a big difference. |
| 00:29:20 |
No, there... no, there isn't. |
| 00:29:22 |
Wait. |
| 00:29:24 |
I'm singing |
| 00:29:25 |
I'm in a store, and I'm singing |
| 00:29:28 |
I'm in a store, and I'm singing |
| 00:29:32 |
Hey! There's no singing in the |
| 00:29:35 |
Yes, there is. |
| 00:29:36 |
No, there's not. |
| 00:29:38 |
We sing all the time. |
| 00:29:40 |
Especially when we make toys. |
| 00:29:43 |
See? |
| 00:29:43 |
Attention, |
| 00:29:46 |
Please make your final purchases. |
| 00:29:48 |
We'll be closing in ten minutes. |
| 00:29:51 |
Well, it's time for me to go home. |
| 00:29:54 |
But... but Santa's coming, |
| 00:29:58 |
Yeah, um... laughs |
| 00:30:01 |
I'll see you tomorrow... |
| 00:30:04 |
Buddy. Jovie. |
| 00:30:07 |
Hi. Hi. |
| 00:30:11 |
Jovie. |
| 00:31:07 |
Hey, uh... I'm gonna eat in the |
| 00:31:10 |
I, uh, I got |
| 00:31:11 |
A bunch of stuff to go over. |
| 00:31:13 |
Are you sure? I'm... I'm just way |
| 00:31:15 |
On a bunch of stuff. |
| 00:31:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:31:22 |
Can I eat in my room? |
| 00:31:24 |
No. Why not? |
| 00:31:25 |
Dad's eating in his room. |
| 00:31:26 |
I got a bunch |
| 00:31:29 |
And I'm way behind on a bunch |
| 00:31:31 |
You're eating here. |
| 00:32:07 |
I really can't stay |
| 00:32:10 |
I've got to go 'way |
| 00:32:14 |
This evening has been |
| 00:32:17 |
So very nice |
| 00:32:21 |
My mother will start to worry |
| 00:32:25 |
And father will be pacing' |
| 00:32:29 |
So, really, I'd better scurry |
| 00:32:34 |
Well, may be just a half a drink |
| 00:32:39 |
The neighbors might think |
| 00:32:43 |
Say, what's in this drink? |
| 00:32:46 |
No cabs to be had out there |
| 00:32:48 |
I wish I knew how to break the |
| 00:32:53 |
I'll take your hat, your hair |
| 00:32:58 |
I ought to say no, no, no, sir |
| 00:33:00 |
Mind if I move in closer? |
| 00:33:02 |
At least I'm gonna say that |
| 00:33:05 |
What's the sense of hurting? |
| 00:33:07 |
I really can't stay |
| 00:33:10 |
Ah, but it's cold outside baby, |
| 00:33:23 |
Get out! Don't look at me! |
| 00:33:26 |
Get out! |
| 00:33:40 |
Just hear those sleigh bells |
| 00:33:43 |
Ring-ting-tingling, too |
| 00:33:46 |
Come on, it's lovely weather |
| 00:33:49 |
For a sleigh ride together |
| 00:33:53 |
Outside the snow is falling |
| 00:33:55 |
And friends are calling yoo-hoo |
| 00:33:57 |
Dad? |
| 00:33:58 |
Come on, its lovely weather dad. |
| 00:34:00 |
Dad, hi! It's me! For a sleigh |
| 00:34:04 |
Buddy. Dad! Dad! Dad! |
| 00:34:06 |
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap |
| 00:34:09 |
Let's go, let's look at the show |
| 00:34:13 |
We're riding in a wonderland |
| 00:34:18 |
Hey! It's okay, |
| 00:34:19 |
I just have a gift for my dad. |
| 00:34:20 |
Okay, I'll take this. |
| 00:34:21 |
Okay. Well, just make sure he knows |
| 00:34:23 |
It's from me buddy, his son, okay? |
| 00:34:24 |
Okay. And that I love him so much, |
| 00:34:26 |
And that I think he's the greatest |
| 00:34:28 |
You guys are so strong. |
| 00:34:29 |
Wow! My cheeks are nice |
| 00:34:32 |
This is neat. And comfy |
| 00:34:35 |
We're snuggled up together |
| 00:34:38 |
Like two birds of a feather |
| 00:34:42 |
Let's take that road before us |
| 00:34:45 |
And sing a chorus or two |
| 00:34:48 |
Come on, it's lovely weather |
| 00:34:51 |
For a sleigh ride together |
| 00:35:04 |
Hey, you. Me? |
| 00:35:05 |
Come here. I wanna talk to you. |
| 00:35:11 |
What do you wanna talk to? |
| 00:35:12 |
How come you were |
| 00:35:13 |
In the women's locker room these |
| 00:35:16 |
I heard you singing. |
| 00:35:16 |
You sure it had nothing to |
| 00:35:19 |
That I was naked in the shower? |
| 00:35:21 |
I didn't know you were naked. |
| 00:35:23 |
Why were you here so early? |
| 00:35:24 |
They shut my water off. |
| 00:35:26 |
What were you doing here so |
| 00:35:29 |
Building this. |
| 00:35:32 |
You built this? Mm-hmm. |
| 00:35:34 |
They're kind a pissed about |
| 00:35:37 |
Really? |
| 00:35:39 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:35:41 |
Have you seen the place? |
| 00:35:42 |
It's pretty good. It's a |
| 00:35:44 |
Corporate must have sent in a |
| 00:35:46 |
I don't know why some body's |
| 00:35:49 |
But, look... let's |
| 00:35:52 |
'Cause if I go, we all go. |
| 00:35:54 |
If you get wind of anything, |
| 00:35:56 |
Call me on my radio, |
| 00:35:59 |
Code word is "Santa's got |
| 00:36:02 |
Okay? |
| 00:36:04 |
Six-inch ribbon curis, honey. |
| 00:36:07 |
That's impossible. Six... inches. |
| 00:36:13 |
By the way... I think you have |
| 00:36:15 |
The most beautiful singing voice |
| 00:36:17 |
In the whole wide worid. |
| 00:36:27 |
Santa... |
| 00:36:28 |
Hey, hey! Ho ho ho! |
| 00:36:32 |
Yeah! |
| 00:36:33 |
Santa, it's me buddy! |
| 00:36:36 |
It's me! Hey, buddy, |
| 00:36:39 |
It's me! |
| 00:36:40 |
Are you ready to see Santa? |
| 00:36:42 |
Who the heck are you? |
| 00:36:43 |
What are you talking about? |
| 00:36:46 |
No, you're not. |
| 00:36:47 |
Uh, WH-why, of course I am! |
| 00:36:50 |
Ho ho ho ho ho! |
| 00:36:51 |
Well, if you're Santa... |
| 00:36:53 |
What song did I sing for you on? |
| 00:36:56 |
Uh, happy birthday of course! |
| 00:37:00 |
Ho ho ho ho ho! |
| 00:37:01 |
Uh, so, how old are you, son? |
| 00:37:04 |
Four. |
| 00:37:04 |
You're a big boy, what's |
| 00:37:06 |
Paul. And, uh, what can I |
| 00:37:08 |
Paul... don't tell him what |
| 00:37:10 |
He's a liar. Let the kid talk. |
| 00:37:12 |
You disgust me. How can you live? |
| 00:37:15 |
Just cool it, zippy. Woman: |
| 00:37:17 |
You sit on a throne of lies. |
| 00:37:19 |
Look, I'm not kidding'. |
| 00:37:21 |
I'm a fake? Yes. |
| 00:37:22 |
How'd you like to be dead, huh? |
| 00:37:25 |
Fake. No, he's kidding. |
| 00:37:28 |
You stink. |
| 00:37:28 |
I think you're gonna have a good |
| 00:37:31 |
You smell like beef and cheese. |
| 00:37:32 |
You don't smell like Santa. |
| 00:37:34 |
Okay. |
| 00:37:37 |
He's an imposter! He's not |
| 00:37:41 |
He's a fake! He's a fake! |
| 00:37:45 |
I saw! |
| 00:37:48 |
He's a fake! |
| 00:37:55 |
Ha ha! Where you going now? |
| 00:38:01 |
Ohh! Ohh! |
| 00:38:07 |
No! |
| 00:38:12 |
He's not Santa Claus! |
| 00:38:15 |
He's not Santa! |
| 00:38:19 |
"To someone special." |
| 00:38:48 |
What's that? Intercom. |
| 00:38:50 |
All right. |
| 00:38:55 |
Yeah? Mr. Hobbs, the police are |
| 00:38:59 |
Police. Hello? |
| 00:39:20 |
Dad! |
| 00:39:21 |
I knew that you'd come, |
| 00:39:23 |
Officer tom, this is my dad. |
| 00:39:25 |
This is Walter... he came. |
| 00:39:26 |
He bailed me out. |
| 00:39:27 |
They gave me one phone call. |
| 00:39:28 |
They gave me one phone call, |
| 00:39:29 |
And I said," I know who |
| 00:39:32 |
Walter Hobbs." |
| 00:39:33 |
And sure enough, you showed up. |
| 00:39:34 |
You did, they said you weren't |
| 00:39:36 |
They told me so many times... |
| 00:39:38 |
Just who the heck are you, |
| 00:39:41 |
I- I'm buddy, I'm your son. |
| 00:39:43 |
Wait, um... |
| 00:39:44 |
Tell me, tell me, tell me, uh... |
| 00:39:46 |
Where'd you get this picture? |
| 00:39:48 |
Papa elf gave it to me. |
| 00:39:51 |
Listen... is this some kind a |
| 00:39:53 |
What do you want, some money? |
| 00:39:55 |
No! I just wanted to meet you, |
| 00:39:56 |
And I thought you might Anna |
| 00:40:05 |
Who wouldn't Anna meet you? |
| 00:40:07 |
I thought maybe we could make |
| 00:40:10 |
And eat cookie dough, and go |
| 00:40:12 |
And maybe even hold hands. |
| 00:40:14 |
Uh-huh. |
| 00:40:16 |
Come with me. Okay. |
| 00:40:24 |
Okay. What have we got here? |
| 00:40:38 |
Buddy, don't eat those. |
| 00:40:45 |
Ohh! |
| 00:40:46 |
We got to really hurry up, Walter, |
| 00:40:48 |
'cause I'm double booked the |
| 00:40:50 |
Am I sick? |
| 00:40:51 |
Yeah, but that's not why we're |
| 00:40:52 |
We're hereto do a test, come on. |
| 00:40:53 |
What kind test? Just a test to |
| 00:40:54 |
If you're my son or not. Why am |
| 00:40:56 |
Because it's sanitary for the |
| 00:40:58 |
Now, sit still so I can do |
| 00:41:00 |
Finger prick! |
| 00:41:02 |
Ohh! It's cold. |
| 00:41:03 |
Yeah, just pleases it still, |
| 00:41:05 |
Okay, can I listen to your |
| 00:41:06 |
No, you can't. Will you |
| 00:41:07 |
Why is there a skeleton? |
| 00:41:08 |
I don't know, Walter, |
| 00:41:09 |
If I squint it looks like a |
| 00:41:11 |
Could you please have him? |
| 00:41:12 |
Does he have a name? No, |
| 00:41:13 |
I'm sorry, Ben, I am sorry. |
| 00:41:14 |
I have a lot of patients |
| 00:41:15 |
Would you please it still? |
| 00:41:17 |
He got mad at me. Yes, he did. |
| 00:41:18 |
The sooner you sit still, |
| 00:41:21 |
Get this mess over with. |
| 00:41:21 |
Okay. Then can we eat sugar |
| 00:41:23 |
You betch a... we'll eat sugar |
| 00:41:24 |
Have gingerbread houses, |
| 00:41:27 |
Well, paint eggs, that's Easter. |
| 00:41:30 |
Ow! Ohh... |
| 00:41:34 |
My finger has a heartbeat. |
| 00:41:36 |
It won't hurt so much after |
| 00:41:39 |
What's your name? |
| 00:41:40 |
Buddy. |
| 00:41:42 |
I'm Carolyn. |
| 00:41:44 |
Hi. |
| 00:41:46 |
What do you want for Christmas? |
| 00:41:47 |
A Suzy-talks-a-lot. |
| 00:41:48 |
I'll put in a good word with |
| 00:41:51 |
Thanks. Your costume is pretty. |
| 00:41:53 |
Oh, it's not a costume. |
| 00:41:56 |
Well, technically, I'm a human, |
| 00:41:58 |
But I was raised by elves. |
| 00:42:00 |
Oh, I'm a human raised by humans. |
| 00:42:03 |
Hmm. Cool. |
| 00:42:11 |
So? |
| 00:42:15 |
It's a boy... buddy's your son. |
| 00:42:18 |
That's very impossible. |
| 00:42:20 |
You... you saw that guy out there. |
| 00:42:21 |
He's... he's certifiably insane. |
| 00:42:23 |
He's probably just reverting |
| 00:42:24 |
To a state of childlike |
| 00:42:27 |
An elf? |
| 00:42:28 |
What he needs is to be nurtured. |
| 00:42:30 |
Oh, I see. |
| 00:42:32 |
So, um, uh... |
| 00:42:34 |
You'd like me to breastfeed him? |
| 00:42:35 |
Walter, just bring him home. |
| 00:42:37 |
Introduce him to Emily and |
| 00:42:38 |
And once... once he comes to |
| 00:42:41 |
He should drop the whole elf |
| 00:42:44 |
I mean, that's what I would do if |
| 00:42:46 |
Oh, my god! Walter, this is... |
| 00:42:50 |
This is wonderful, |
| 00:42:51 |
You... you have another son. |
| 00:42:53 |
Wonderful. Oh, gosh, I... |
| 00:42:55 |
I guess I never really thought |
| 00:42:58 |
This is incredible, I... |
| 00:42:59 |
You know, it's a little |
| 00:43:01 |
But it's nothing that we can't |
| 00:43:04 |
Honey? What? |
| 00:43:06 |
He thinks he's an elf. |
| 00:43:09 |
I'm sorry, what? |
| 00:43:10 |
He think she's a Christmas elf. |
| 00:43:13 |
Oh, come on, Walter, |
| 00:43:14 |
I'm sure he doesn't actually |
| 00:43:18 |
And then, I traveled through |
| 00:43:21 |
Of the candy cane forest, |
| 00:43:23 |
Past the sea of swirly-twirly |
| 00:43:27 |
And then, I walked through the |
| 00:43:50 |
Ahh. |
| 00:43:53 |
So, where were you for the |
| 00:43:57 |
The north pole. |
| 00:43:58 |
Can you pass the maple syrup? |
| 00:44:01 |
I... I didn't put... it's |
| 00:44:05 |
Oh, you know what? I think |
| 00:44:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:11 |
You like sugar, huh? |
| 00:44:12 |
Is there sugar in syrup? |
| 00:44:14 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:15 |
Then yes. |
| 00:44:17 |
We elves try to stick to the |
| 00:44:19 |
Candy, candy canes, candy corns, |
| 00:44:25 |
So, will you be staying with us? |
| 00:44:29 |
You mean I can stay? |
| 00:44:30 |
Of course you can. Emily. |
| 00:44:32 |
How... how long do you think |
| 00:44:34 |
I... I hadn't really planned |
| 00:44:37 |
But I was thinking, like... |
| 00:44:39 |
Emily? Can I just speak to you |
| 00:44:42 |
in the, uh, kitchen, please? |
| 00:44:47 |
Are you crazy? He cannot |
| 00:44:50 |
Clearly he has some serious issues. |
| 00:44:52 |
We can't just throw him out in |
| 00:44:54 |
Why not? He loves the snow. |
| 00:44:56 |
He's told me 15 times. |
| 00:44:58 |
Walter, he's your son. |
| 00:45:14 |
Did you hear that? |
| 00:45:17 |
You are so weird. |
| 00:45:21 |
Dad? |
| 00:45:26 |
Dad? |
| 00:45:28 |
Dad! |
| 00:45:31 |
What? |
| 00:45:37 |
What? |
| 00:45:42 |
I am not gonna tuck you in. |
| 00:45:44 |
I... I promise I'll go right |
| 00:45:50 |
Fine. |
| 00:45:59 |
Tickle fight, tickle fight! |
| 00:46:01 |
Tickle fight. Tickle... stop |
| 00:46:03 |
Sorry. |
| 00:46:05 |
It's all right. |
| 00:46:06 |
Hey, uh... |
| 00:46:08 |
You just lay there and go to |
| 00:46:11 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:14 |
Dad? Hmm? |
| 00:46:17 |
I love you. |
| 00:46:22 |
Okay. Go to sleep now. |
| 00:46:30 |
Well, this is really something. |
| 00:46:32 |
I'm usually the one making |
| 00:46:37 |
That's good, that's good. |
| 00:46:41 |
Okay. |
| 00:46:50 |
Oh, that's good. |
| 00:46:52 |
Good? Good. |
| 00:46:54 |
Good. |
| 00:46:55 |
So, did you, um... |
| 00:46:58 |
Did you sleep okay last night? |
| 00:46:59 |
Great. I got a full 40 minutes. |
| 00:47:01 |
And I had time to build that |
| 00:47:04 |
Uh, oh, my gosh. You actually |
| 00:47:09 |
Where did you get all the wood? |
| 00:47:21 |
Good morning, honey. Good |
| 00:47:24 |
Walter, buddy has made us |
| 00:47:27 |
Isn't that nice? |
| 00:47:29 |
And lunch. |
| 00:47:31 |
And lunch. |
| 00:47:32 |
Bye. |
| 00:47:33 |
So, dad, how many scoops? |
| 00:47:34 |
I'll stick with the coffee now, |
| 00:47:40 |
So, dad... |
| 00:47:40 |
I planned out our whole day. |
| 00:47:42 |
First, we'll make snow angels |
| 00:47:43 |
And then we'll go ice skating |
| 00:47:46 |
Of tollhouse cookie dough as fast |
| 00:47:48 |
And then, to finish, we'll snuggle. |
| 00:47:50 |
I've got to go to work, buddy. |
| 00:47:53 |
Oh, and another thing... |
| 00:47:54 |
If you're going to be staying |
| 00:47:56 |
You should think about, you know, |
| 00:47:58 |
Getting rid of the costume. |
| 00:48:00 |
But I've worn this my whole life. |
| 00:48:01 |
You're not in the North Pole any |
| 00:48:04 |
You wanna make me happy, don't you? |
| 00:48:07 |
More than anything. |
| 00:48:07 |
Then, lose the tights. I mean, |
| 00:48:12 |
As soon as possible? |
| 00:48:14 |
As soon as possible. |
| 00:48:15 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:18 |
I almost forgot... |
| 00:48:20 |
Aah! Aah! |
| 00:48:24 |
Good morning. |
| 00:48:31 |
Walter here. |
| 00:48:31 |
It worked, it's you. |
| 00:48:34 |
How'd you get this number? |
| 00:48:36 |
Emily left an emergency list. |
| 00:48:38 |
I see. |
| 00:48:38 |
And, uh, is this an emergency? |
| 00:48:40 |
There's a horrible noise |
| 00:48:41 |
Coming from the evil |
| 00:48:44 |
It sounds like this... |
| 00:48:49 |
It's, uh, it's... it's not evil, |
| 00:48:52 |
It's, uh, it's a radiator, |
| 00:48:53 |
And the heat makes noise when |
| 00:48:55 |
No, it doesn't. It... It's very |
| 00:48:58 |
It's scary to look at. It's... |
| 00:49:02 |
I'm going toward... oh, wait. |
| 00:49:05 |
Okay, it's okay. It's okay. |
| 00:49:07 |
Everything's fine. |
| 00:49:08 |
You were right. |
| 00:49:09 |
Okay, good, uh, I'm gonna hang |
| 00:49:11 |
I love you. |
| 00:49:12 |
I'll call you in five minutes. |
| 00:49:14 |
No, no, buddy, don't, uh... |
| 00:49:15 |
You... you don't have to call me, |
| 00:49:18 |
Good idea, you call me. |
| 00:49:20 |
Okay. I'm gonna hang up now. |
| 00:49:21 |
I painted a picture of a |
| 00:49:23 |
Good. I'm gonna hang up now. |
| 00:49:26 |
I tuned the piano. |
| 00:49:28 |
Okay, I love you. Bye. |
| 00:49:30 |
Mmm... |
| 00:49:32 |
Mmm... Mmm. |
| 00:49:48 |
Mmm. |
| 00:49:51 |
Hobbs. Hey! |
| 00:49:54 |
How you doing? Please, sit |
| 00:49:56 |
I haven't seen you since |
| 00:49:58 |
You're looking good. |
| 00:49:59 |
Oh, thank you very much. |
| 00:50:00 |
To what do I owe the, uh, |
| 00:50:02 |
Well, to be honest, I got a call |
| 00:50:06 |
She wants to know |
| 00:50:07 |
How a certain puppy and a |
| 00:50:11 |
Escape the clutches of a |
| 00:50:16 |
Believe me, uh, |
| 00:50:17 |
We're already looking for new |
| 00:50:18 |
This one has obviously gotten a |
| 00:50:21 |
Maybe it isn't the printer who's |
| 00:50:23 |
That's your signature, right? |
| 00:50:26 |
You know, we could sit here and |
| 00:50:29 |
I've got news for you... |
| 00:50:30 |
Even if those two pages were |
| 00:50:33 |
The book still would have sucked. |
| 00:50:34 |
Have you seen the numbers for |
| 00:50:36 |
Uh, they'll be here today. Oh, |
| 00:50:39 |
That frigging puppy and pigeon |
| 00:50:41 |
Are tanking hard, Hobbs. |
| 00:50:42 |
My people estimate we're |
| 00:50:44 |
A minus eight for this quarter. |
| 00:50:46 |
A minus eight! That does not |
| 00:50:49 |
You know, we'll... we'll bounce |
| 00:50:51 |
No, no, no. No? Well... |
| 00:50:53 |
We're gonna ship a new book |
| 00:50:55 |
The first quarter. |
| 00:50:56 |
First quarter? |
| 00:50:58 |
I'm gonna be back in town on |
| 00:51:00 |
At that time, I would love |
| 00:51:03 |
In exact detail |
| 00:51:05 |
What your plans are for this |
| 00:51:08 |
Uh, wait a minute, the, uh |
| 00:51:14 |
And? |
| 00:51:15 |
And, uh... |
| 00:51:17 |
No problem. Be great to have |
| 00:51:23 |
All right, I got every |
| 00:51:26 |
I got full health, I got full |
| 00:51:28 |
Michael! |
| 00:51:29 |
I got full... |
| 00:51:30 |
Michael! |
| 00:51:31 |
It's me buddy! |
| 00:51:34 |
You know that guy? |
| 00:51:35 |
No, I've never seen him before. |
| 00:51:38 |
It's me buddy! Your brother! |
| 00:51:41 |
Oh, man. |
| 00:51:42 |
No, Michael! Wait! It's your |
| 00:51:48 |
Sorry. Sorry! Horn honks |
| 00:51:51 |
Michael! Michael! |
| 00:51:54 |
Michael! |
| 00:51:56 |
Michael, wait up! |
| 00:51:58 |
Michael! Michael! |
| 00:52:00 |
Wow, you're fast. |
| 00:52:01 |
I'm gladi caught up with you. |
| 00:52:03 |
I waited five hours for you. |
| 00:52:05 |
Why is your coat so big? |
| 00:52:06 |
So, good news... I saw a dog |
| 00:52:09 |
Have you seen a dog? |
| 00:52:11 |
How was school? Was it fun? |
| 00:52:13 |
Did you get a lot of |
| 00:52:15 |
Do you have any friends? |
| 00:52:16 |
Do you have a best friend? |
| 00:52:18 |
Does he have a big coat, too? |
| 00:52:19 |
Go away! |
| 00:52:22 |
Ow! Son of a nutcracker! |
| 00:52:29 |
Run! |
| 00:52:31 |
Get him! Get the |
| 00:52:41 |
Oh, no. These guys are bad news. |
| 00:52:44 |
We better get outta here. |
| 00:52:48 |
You know what? We can take 'em. |
| 00:52:50 |
Okay, just start making as |
| 00:53:01 |
You ready? |
| 00:53:05 |
Let's go. Aah! Ow. |
| 00:53:09 |
Ow! |
| 00:53:15 |
Run! |
| 00:53:25 |
Oh, man. One got away. |
| 00:53:28 |
Snowball. |
| 00:53:37 |
Unh! |
| 00:53:40 |
Wow. |
| 00:53:42 |
Where did you say you were from? |
| 00:53:46 |
Oh, yeah |
| 00:53:47 |
Candles burning low |
| 00:53:50 |
Lots of mistletoe |
| 00:53:52 |
Lots of snow and ice everywhere |
| 00:53:58 |
Choirs singing carols right |
| 00:54:04 |
All these things and more |
| 00:54:06 |
I wish dad were here. |
| 00:54:08 |
Why? |
| 00:54:08 |
'Cause he's the greatest dad in |
| 00:54:12 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:54:13 |
He's the worst dad in the worid. |
| 00:54:15 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:54:17 |
All he does is work. |
| 00:54:19 |
Working's fun. |
| 00:54:20 |
Not the way he does it. |
| 00:54:22 |
All he cares about is money. |
| 00:54:23 |
He doesn't care about you, |
| 00:54:28 |
Well, he is on the naughty list. |
| 00:54:35 |
You like her? |
| 00:54:37 |
Like who? |
| 00:54:39 |
The girl you're staring at. |
| 00:54:41 |
Oh, uh... |
| 00:54:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:46 |
Why don't you ask her out? |
| 00:54:48 |
Out? |
| 00:54:49 |
You know, on a date... |
| 00:54:52 |
Food? |
| 00:54:53 |
Yes, real food, not candy. |
| 00:54:56 |
And if she says yes, |
| 00:54:58 |
It's like a secret code |
| 00:55:02 |
Well, look who it is. |
| 00:55:05 |
Hi, Jovie. Hi. |
| 00:55:10 |
Oh, uh, this is Michael. |
| 00:55:11 |
I'm his brother. |
| 00:55:14 |
Hi. |
| 00:55:15 |
So, what are you doing here? |
| 00:55:17 |
Did gimbel's give you your |
| 00:55:19 |
No. But things worked out |
| 00:55:22 |
They gave mea restraining |
| 00:55:24 |
Well, um, you should probably |
| 00:55:28 |
Ho ho ho! |
| 00:55:31 |
But... I really wanted to |
| 00:55:33 |
And... and I think you're |
| 00:55:37 |
I feel really warm when I |
| 00:55:41 |
And, um, my tongue swells up. |
| 00:55:49 |
So... |
| 00:55:52 |
Do you wanna go eat food? |
| 00:55:55 |
Do I... do I wanna eat food? |
| 00:55:57 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:55:58 |
You know, uh, the code... food. |
| 00:56:05 |
Well, I just had my lunch |
| 00:56:08 |
Oh, okay. I understand. |
| 00:56:11 |
But I'm free on Thursday. |
| 00:56:15 |
Thursday! Thursday! |
| 00:56:17 |
Come on. That'd be great. |
| 00:56:19 |
All right. |
| 00:56:20 |
Was that okay? |
| 00:56:21 |
You did great, man. |
| 00:56:25 |
What should we put on it |
| 00:56:26 |
Lights! Oh, good. |
| 00:56:27 |
And then, after that? |
| 00:56:29 |
Ornaments! Ornaments, okay. |
| 00:56:32 |
What the hell's that? |
| 00:56:34 |
A Christmas tree. |
| 00:56:35 |
A Christmas tree? |
| 00:56:37 |
Buddy chopped it down in |
| 00:56:40 |
Emily. |
| 00:56:42 |
I don't know what you're making |
| 00:56:45 |
They were just having a |
| 00:56:47 |
Oh, fun? So felonies are |
| 00:56:49 |
I thought, see, felonies |
| 00:56:51 |
Okay, the tree thing was bad. |
| 00:56:52 |
I'll get him to plant |
| 00:56:54 |
But at least Michael is |
| 00:56:56 |
What, uh, what's that supposed |
| 00:56:59 |
Well, I don't think it's any |
| 00:57:01 |
That you haven't exactly been |
| 00:57:04 |
I'll tell you what, why don't |
| 00:57:06 |
Pull him outta school and let |
| 00:57:07 |
Deranged elf man raise him? |
| 00:57:09 |
Then they can have lots of |
| 00:57:12 |
How are we gonna get the star |
| 00:57:15 |
I got it. |
| 00:57:28 |
I mean, what are we gonna do? |
| 00:57:29 |
We can't... we can't leave him |
| 00:57:31 |
He's gonna destroy the place. |
| 00:57:36 |
Why don't you, um... |
| 00:57:37 |
Why don't you take off tomorrow? |
| 00:57:38 |
You know, and you could stay |
| 00:57:40 |
Oh, no. No, I can't stay home |
| 00:57:43 |
I have a budget meeting tomorrow. |
| 00:57:44 |
Well, honey, I can't take off, |
| 00:57:46 |
I'm one... one bad pitch away |
| 00:57:47 |
From getting fired... one. |
| 00:57:49 |
Well, I tell you what, I have |
| 00:57:52 |
Why don't you take buddy to |
| 00:58:02 |
Hey, Walter. Morning, jack. |
| 00:58:04 |
Morning, jack. |
| 00:58:06 |
Oh, good morning, Mr. Hobbs. |
| 00:58:07 |
Good morning, Sarah. Good |
| 00:58:09 |
That's a nice purple dress. |
| 00:58:12 |
Francisco. How's it going, Mr. |
| 00:58:14 |
Francisco, that's fun to say..." |
| 00:58:19 |
Hi! Hi. |
| 00:58:20 |
Do you remember me? |
| 00:58:21 |
I do. I didn't recognize you. |
| 00:58:23 |
I know, I'm in work clothes. |
| 00:58:28 |
Thank you, Deborah. |
| 00:58:30 |
Thanks, deb. |
| 00:58:31 |
Deb, you have such a pretty face. |
| 00:58:33 |
You should be on a Christmas card. |
| 00:58:34 |
You just made my day. |
| 00:58:44 |
Eww. |
| 00:58:49 |
Buddy. Hmm? |
| 00:58:50 |
You don't have to drink that. |
| 00:58:52 |
Thank you. |
| 00:59:04 |
Francisco. |
| 00:59:07 |
Francisco. |
| 00:59:11 |
Francisco. |
| 00:59:12 |
Francisco. |
| 00:59:14 |
Buddy? |
| 00:59:18 |
Just... just a little. |
| 00:59:27 |
Yes, bud? |
| 00:59:28 |
Why is your name on the desk? |
| 00:59:30 |
I bought the desk. |
| 00:59:32 |
My name's there so no one |
| 00:59:37 |
That's a joke, isn't it, dad? |
| 00:59:39 |
Yeah, buddy, that's a joke. |
| 00:59:42 |
So, what are we gonna build? |
| 00:59:44 |
No, uh, we don't do |
| 00:59:45 |
That kind of work here, pal. |
| 00:59:48 |
Buddy the elf, what's your |
| 00:59:51 |
Put that down. Hello? |
| 00:59:52 |
Hello? Dial tone |
| 00:59:56 |
Please, don't touch anything. |
| 00:59:58 |
Sorry. |
| 01:00:03 |
Hey... |
| 01:00:06 |
Bud, have you... have you... |
| 01:00:08 |
Have you ever seen a mailroom? |
| 01:00:11 |
A mailroom? No. |
| 01:00:12 |
No? No. |
| 01:00:13 |
Oh, I mean, wow. |
| 01:00:14 |
Wow... listen, it's a |
| 01:00:17 |
From all over the worid |
| 01:00:18 |
Uh-huh. And they sort it |
| 01:00:20 |
And you can touch it all, |
| 01:00:21 |
And they put it in these |
| 01:00:23 |
Shiny bins? Right. |
| 01:00:25 |
What do ya think? It |
| 01:00:27 |
Good. |
| 01:00:28 |
Can we go there? |
| 01:00:30 |
Well, um... |
| 01:00:30 |
I gotta work here, maybe... maybe |
| 01:00:34 |
Okay, I'll work there. |
| 01:00:38 |
Oh, I don't think this is |
| 01:00:40 |
My dad was talking about. |
| 01:00:41 |
Is there a different mailroom? |
| 01:00:43 |
No. This is the only one. |
| 01:00:45 |
It's not very shiny. |
| 01:00:47 |
Now... over here's the trench. |
| 01:00:51 |
All the mail comes out that |
| 01:00:53 |
Scan and find the floor each |
| 01:00:58 |
Put it in a canister |
| 01:00:59 |
And shove it up the tube with |
| 01:01:02 |
You got that? |
| 01:01:04 |
I think so. |
| 01:01:05 |
This place reminds me of |
| 01:01:08 |
Except it smells like mushrooms, |
| 01:01:10 |
And everyone looks like they |
| 01:01:13 |
Uh, greenway's coming in tomorrow, |
| 01:01:15 |
So, what... what do we got? |
| 01:01:17 |
Well, Morris and I have been |
| 01:01:19 |
And we've come up with what I |
| 01:01:21 |
Is a pretty big idea. |
| 01:01:23 |
Great, what? |
| 01:01:23 |
You're gonna love it, it's |
| 01:01:26 |
What? |
| 01:01:27 |
Okay, picture this... |
| 01:01:30 |
We bring in miles finch. |
| 01:01:34 |
The miles finch? |
| 01:01:36 |
The golden ghost. |
| 01:01:37 |
We bring him in! |
| 01:01:38 |
He's written more classics than dr. |
| 01:01:41 |
I tain't gonna be easy, |
| 01:01:42 |
But I think it's worth a shot. |
| 01:01:44 |
My two top writers, my crack team, |
| 01:01:48 |
You came in here pitching me |
| 01:01:50 |
The idea of hiring another writer? |
| 01:01:53 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:54 |
Miles finch. |
| 01:01:59 |
I like it. Chuckles |
| 01:02:02 |
I like it. |
| 01:02:03 |
Then I traveled through the seven |
| 01:02:05 |
Of the candy cane forest |
| 01:02:06 |
And past the sea of swirly-twirly |
| 01:02:11 |
Ooh! |
| 01:02:13 |
Wow... it's sucky. |
| 01:02:16 |
Ohh, it's wonderful. Yes! |
| 01:02:19 |
That is marvelous how that... |
| 01:02:21 |
Oh! |
| 01:02:23 |
Oh, it's very sucky. |
| 01:02:25 |
It's very... sucky. |
| 01:02:28 |
Whoo. |
| 01:02:29 |
So, how'd you get here? |
| 01:02:31 |
Work release. |
| 01:02:33 |
Mm. |
| 01:02:34 |
Oh, syrup and coffee? |
| 01:02:36 |
Why didn't I think of that? Can I |
| 01:02:40 |
Be my guest. |
| 01:02:41 |
Very generous of you. |
| 01:02:42 |
Mmm. I love syrup. |
| 01:02:49 |
Ohh, I love it. |
| 01:02:52 |
Mmm... |
| 01:02:54 |
You know, I know I sound like a |
| 01:02:57 |
But we are buddies. |
| 01:02:58 |
You're my best friend, that's it. |
| 01:03:00 |
You're my best friend. |
| 01:03:01 |
You know, buddy, nobody around |
| 01:03:04 |
I got really good ideas. Yeah? |
| 01:03:06 |
I know, I'm right, I listen to you. |
| 01:03:08 |
You have great ideas. |
| 01:03:09 |
I just try to go with the flow, |
| 01:03:11 |
Good, you go with the flow. |
| 01:03:12 |
Yeah. Go with the flow. |
| 01:03:13 |
No, I gotta get out of the flow. |
| 01:03:14 |
Well, then get out of the flow. |
| 01:03:16 |
I'm in the flow, that's what got |
| 01:03:17 |
I gotta... I'm 26 years old, I got |
| 01:03:20 |
You're young. You're so young. |
| 01:03:23 |
My papa... yeah? |
| 01:03:24 |
He didn't make master tinker till |
| 01:03:32 |
Four-hundred and ninety? Yeah. |
| 01:03:35 |
Tickle fight! Tickle fight! |
| 01:03:37 |
Tickle fight! Tickle fight! |
| 01:03:40 |
My favorite book of yours has |
| 01:03:43 |
It's existential, yet it's so |
| 01:03:47 |
Uh, Mr. Finch, uh, Eugene Dupris |
| 01:03:50 |
It's a thrill just to be talking |
| 01:03:52 |
On our speakerphone. |
| 01:03:54 |
Miles, um, so, what do you think? |
| 01:03:56 |
Can you fly in tomorrow? |
| 01:03:57 |
I'll give you five hours tomorrow, |
| 01:03:59 |
Not a minute more. |
| 01:04:00 |
Oh, that's... that's great. |
| 01:04:01 |
I'd like a black s500to receive |
| 01:04:05 |
I need the interior of that car |
| 01:04:07 |
To be 71 degrees exactly. |
| 01:04:09 |
We can do that. Deborah: Mr. Hobbs? |
| 01:04:11 |
There's a situation downstairs. |
| 01:04:12 |
I'm sorry, what? |
| 01:04:13 |
No, hold on, miles. Deb, hang up. |
| 01:04:15 |
I do not hold. Do not put |
| 01:04:17 |
We have a problem in the |
| 01:04:19 |
What's going on? |
| 01:04:20 |
Don't speak... Deborah, hang up! |
| 01:04:22 |
That's it, I'm gone. Miles! |
| 01:04:27 |
I'll be there tomorrow... 71 |
| 01:04:30 |
Sir, chuck in the mailroom |
| 01:04:32 |
Needs to talk to you. |
| 01:04:34 |
Chuck... what, chuck? |
| 01:04:35 |
I mean, what could be going on |
| 01:04:37 |
That's so important you had to |
| 01:04:39 |
Whoomp, there it is! A little |
| 01:04:41 |
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all |
| 01:04:43 |
Whoomp! There it is |
| 01:04:45 |
Upside down and inside out hey! |
| 01:04:46 |
I'm 'bout to show all you folks |
| 01:04:48 |
What it's all about hey! |
| 01:04:49 |
Time for me to get on the mike |
| 01:04:50 |
And make this mother of a party |
| 01:04:52 |
I'm taking you back to the old |
| 01:04:53 |
'cause I'm an old fool who's so cool |
| 01:04:55 |
If you wanna get down, I'm gonna |
| 01:04:57 |
Whoomp, there it is, let me hear |
| 01:04:59 |
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all |
| 01:05:01 |
Whoomp! There it is a little louder |
| 01:05:03 |
Whoomp, there it is! Come on, y'all |
| 01:05:05 |
Whoomp, there it is! |
| 01:05:09 |
Coming. |
| 01:05:15 |
Hi. |
| 01:05:17 |
Wow. |
| 01:05:18 |
You look miraculous. |
| 01:05:20 |
So do you. |
| 01:05:21 |
Thank you. |
| 01:05:23 |
What would you like to do? |
| 01:05:25 |
I got some ideas. |
| 01:05:31 |
Just reach out in front of you and |
| 01:05:35 |
Don't look. There you go. |
| 01:05:40 |
Well? |
| 01:05:42 |
It tastes like a crappy cup |
| 01:05:45 |
No. |
| 01:05:49 |
It is a crappy cup of coffee. |
| 01:05:51 |
No, it's the worid's best cup |
| 01:05:53 |
The trick is to not get your arm caught |
| 01:05:57 |
Also, never close your eyes' cause |
| 01:06:00 |
Okay, when you feel comfortable, you |
| 01:06:04 |
what are you doing? |
| 01:06:06 |
I'm skipping. I'm skipping. |
| 01:06:09 |
Wait, wait, wait... one more, one more. |
| 01:06:12 |
Now, look at the size of this one. |
| 01:06:20 |
Come with me. |
| 01:06:23 |
Watch out. |
| 01:06:24 |
Yellow ones don't stop. |
| 01:06:26 |
The yellow ones don't stop. |
| 01:06:33 |
Wow... that's a big one. |
| 01:06:58 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:07:00 |
You missed. |
| 01:07:01 |
What do you mean I missed? |
| 01:07:03 |
You missed. |
| 01:07:24 |
Miles finch. |
| 01:07:26 |
Miles finch. |
| 01:07:30 |
Miles finch. |
| 01:07:34 |
All right, let's do this. |
| 01:07:35 |
Miles, I'm so happy you could come |
| 01:07:38 |
Yeah. |
| 01:07:38 |
I'm Walter Hobbs. Yeah, let's get |
| 01:07:41 |
Taken care of so we can get started |
| 01:07:43 |
Here you go. |
| 01:07:47 |
Great. |
| 01:07:48 |
All right... clears throat |
| 01:07:51 |
What have you guys got so far? |
| 01:07:53 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:07:54 |
Uh... |
| 01:07:56 |
We were thinking, uh, something |
| 01:07:59 |
We open on a young tomato. |
| 01:08:01 |
He's had some tough times down |
| 01:08:03 |
With, you know, a rabbit, and... |
| 01:08:05 |
No. No tomatoes... |
| 01:08:07 |
Too vulnerable. |
| 01:08:08 |
Kids, they're already vulnerable. |
| 01:08:10 |
No, you see? I... I told you guys. |
| 01:08:11 |
I told them the very same thing... |
| 01:08:13 |
And no farms. |
| 01:08:14 |
Every body's pushing small town |
| 01:08:16 |
A farm book would just be white |
| 01:08:19 |
What about this? |
| 01:08:19 |
Uh, a tribe of asparagus children, |
| 01:08:22 |
But they're self-conscious about |
| 01:08:32 |
Apparently, all we have is |
| 01:08:34 |
I have no time, so, you know, |
| 01:08:35 |
If you've got a story here... |
| 01:08:37 |
I've got about five or six great |
| 01:08:40 |
I've got one idea that |
| 01:08:42 |
Psyched out of my mind about. |
| 01:08:44 |
You know, it's one of those ideas |
| 01:08:46 |
Where you're just like, uh... |
| 01:08:48 |
Yes! |
| 01:08:48 |
Whoa! |
| 01:08:51 |
Uh, great, c-could we hear it? |
| 01:08:53 |
I'll start with the cover. |
| 01:08:57 |
Dad! I'm in love, I'm in love, |
| 01:08:59 |
And I don't care who knows it! |
| 01:09:02 |
Buddy, not now, uh, |
| 01:09:03 |
Can you please go back to the... |
| 01:09:05 |
I'll come and visit you in a |
| 01:09:07 |
I didn't know you had elves |
| 01:09:11 |
Oh... boy, you're... you're hilarious, |
| 01:09:16 |
He doesn't, uh... get back to |
| 01:09:18 |
The story, please. All right, okay. |
| 01:09:22 |
So, on the cover above the title... |
| 01:09:23 |
Does Santa know that you left the |
| 01:09:26 |
You know, we're all laughing our |
| 01:09:28 |
Did you have to borrow a reindeer |
| 01:09:30 |
Buddy... go back to the basement. |
| 01:09:32 |
Hey, jack weed, |
| 01:09:34 |
I get more action in a week |
| 01:09:35 |
Than you've had your entire life. |
| 01:09:37 |
I've got houses in I.e., Paris, |
| 01:09:40 |
Oh. Each one of them |
| 01:09:42 |
with a 70-inchplasma screen. |
| 01:09:44 |
So, I suggest you wipe |
| 01:09:45 |
That stupid smile off your face |
| 01:09:47 |
Before I come over there and smack |
| 01:09:49 |
You feeling strong, my friend?! |
| 01:09:51 |
Call me elf one more time! |
| 01:09:58 |
He's an angry elf. |
| 01:10:04 |
Look at you. |
| 01:10:09 |
Ow! Hey, what... |
| 01:10:11 |
Aah! |
| 01:10:11 |
I wasn't ready for that. |
| 01:10:13 |
Aah! Hey, hey, hey! |
| 01:10:15 |
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! |
| 01:10:18 |
Ooh... |
| 01:10:18 |
Call me elf one more time! |
| 01:10:20 |
Call me elf! |
| 01:10:22 |
You're an elf. |
| 01:10:29 |
Miles, I'm sorry, he... he thinks |
| 01:10:34 |
Listen, miles... |
| 01:10:34 |
Listen, miles! Door slams |
| 01:10:37 |
He must be a South Pole elf. |
| 01:10:42 |
You get the hell outta here. |
| 01:10:43 |
Where do you want me to go? |
| 01:10:45 |
I don't care where you go. |
| 01:10:46 |
I don't care that you're an elf! |
| 01:10:47 |
I don't care that you're nuts! |
| 01:10:49 |
I don't care that you're my son! |
| 01:10:51 |
Get out of my life now! |
| 01:11:04 |
Hi, it's me. |
| 01:11:05 |
I really can't talk right now. |
| 01:11:07 |
Well, just tell me how the pitch |
| 01:11:09 |
I'm gonna be a little later than |
| 01:11:12 |
Well, don't be too late, Walter, |
| 01:11:14 |
It's Christmas Eve. |
| 01:11:16 |
Walter... wait, um. |
| 01:11:18 |
Honey, I gotta go, okay? Love ya. |
| 01:11:20 |
Oh, say hi to buddy. |
| 01:11:23 |
What? Walter, breakthrough. |
| 01:11:24 |
We found this in the conference |
| 01:11:27 |
What is it? |
| 01:11:27 |
It's miles finch's notebook. |
| 01:11:29 |
This thing is chock full of |
| 01:11:32 |
I mean, look at that. |
| 01:11:33 |
And his best idea is about a |
| 01:11:37 |
What's more vulnerable than a |
| 01:11:39 |
What, uh, what do we do? |
| 01:11:40 |
I think we should go with the |
| 01:11:43 |
Uh, how much time we got? |
| 01:11:44 |
We got, like, 45 minutes. Well, |
| 01:11:46 |
Try to get a storyboard or |
| 01:11:48 |
Come on, let's do it. Just try. |
| 01:11:49 |
No, you can't sit down and get a |
| 01:11:51 |
Go and get a storyboard ready. |
| 01:11:53 |
Oh, boy! Go. |
| 01:11:58 |
"I'm sorry I ruined your lives |
| 01:12:01 |
"And crammed 11 cookies into |
| 01:12:06 |
"I don't belong here. I don't |
| 01:12:12 |
I'll never forget you. Love, |
| 01:12:18 |
God... |
| 01:12:30 |
Hey, buddy. |
| 01:12:34 |
Buddy? |
| 01:12:42 |
As you know, we need a big |
| 01:12:44 |
To get the company back on |
| 01:12:45 |
So, I think I speak for my fellow |
| 01:12:49 |
When I say... this better be good. |
| 01:12:52 |
Before I get into the story, uh, |
| 01:12:54 |
Let me start with the cover, okay? |
| 01:12:57 |
Now, just picture this... |
| 01:12:59 |
Dad! I gotta talk to you. |
| 01:13:01 |
Walter: Michael, what is it? |
| 01:13:03 |
Buddy ran away. |
| 01:13:04 |
What? He... he left a note. |
| 01:13:07 |
I'm scared, dad, he's gone. |
| 01:13:09 |
Uh, let me just finish this |
| 01:13:12 |
And then, um, we'll figure it |
| 01:13:14 |
Figure out what? Buddy cares |
| 01:13:18 |
All you care about is yourself. |
| 01:13:22 |
Hey, Michael. |
| 01:13:25 |
Wait. |
| 01:13:30 |
We're gonna have to reschedule |
| 01:13:34 |
We don't have time to reschedule. |
| 01:13:35 |
I wanna hear the damn thing now. |
| 01:13:37 |
Son, you'll have to wait. |
| 01:13:38 |
No, d-don't tell my kid what |
| 01:13:42 |
Can't... can't we do this another |
| 01:13:45 |
I flew in just to hear this pitch, |
| 01:13:48 |
And I intend to. |
| 01:13:49 |
It's gonna have to wait. |
| 01:13:51 |
If you wanna keep your job, Hobbs, |
| 01:13:53 |
You will pitch me this book |
| 01:14:03 |
Well... up yours. |
| 01:14:06 |
Yeah, up yours. Hey. |
| 01:14:10 |
Hobbs... Hobbs! |
| 01:14:12 |
Hobbs, you walk out of here, |
| 01:14:14 |
And... and you're finished at |
| 01:14:16 |
You're finished! |
| 01:14:35 |
I don't belong anywhere. |
| 01:14:40 |
Buddy! |
| 01:14:42 |
Buddy! |
| 01:14:44 |
Buddy, where are you?! |
| 01:14:54 |
Prancer, pull! Come on! Come on! |
| 01:14:58 |
Vixen, up, up! |
| 01:15:02 |
Santa? |
| 01:15:05 |
Come on, you can do it. |
| 01:15:08 |
Pull up! Pull up! |
| 01:15:19 |
Dad! What? |
| 01:15:21 |
Michael, where you going? |
| 01:15:23 |
Michael! |
| 01:15:42 |
Santa. |
| 01:15:42 |
Back off, slick. You'll scare |
| 01:15:47 |
Buddy, is that you? |
| 01:15:50 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:15:51 |
Boy, am I glad to see you. |
| 01:15:54 |
The Claus meter suddenly just |
| 01:15:57 |
There's just no Christmas |
| 01:16:01 |
And then the strain was too |
| 01:16:04 |
The engine broke free of her |
| 01:16:12 |
I need an elf's help. |
| 01:16:15 |
I... I'm not an elf, Santa. |
| 01:16:17 |
I... I can't do anything right. |
| 01:16:20 |
Buddy, you're more of an elf than |
| 01:16:24 |
And the only one who I would want |
| 01:16:27 |
Working on my sleigh tonight. |
| 01:16:29 |
Really? Really. |
| 01:16:31 |
Will you fix it for me, buddy? |
| 01:16:34 |
I'll try. Papa taught me how. |
| 01:16:36 |
You gotta find it first. |
| 01:16:37 |
It dropped off the sleigh back |
| 01:16:40 |
The engine? The engine, yeah. |
| 01:16:43 |
Go, buddy. Go, Mr. Elf! |
| 01:16:48 |
I'm standing here outside |
| 01:16:49 |
Where it is unclear exactly |
| 01:16:53 |
What we do know is that |
| 01:16:55 |
Have closed the park |
| 01:16:55 |
And are in the process of |
| 01:16:57 |
The only thing that people can |
| 01:17:00 |
Is that they saw something fall |
| 01:17:03 |
I've got an eyewitness with me |
| 01:17:04 |
Who claims to have seen the whole |
| 01:17:06 |
What did you actually see? |
| 01:17:08 |
You know, I was walking around and |
| 01:17:10 |
And my daughter actually pointed |
| 01:17:13 |
Oh, your daughter saw it? |
| 01:17:14 |
Sweetheart, can you tell me |
| 01:17:15 |
What you saw falling out of the |
| 01:17:17 |
It was Santa's sleigh! |
| 01:17:20 |
Santa's sleigh, well, there you |
| 01:17:22 |
Santa's in Manhattan. |
| 01:17:23 |
Sorry to interrupt your first big |
| 01:17:26 |
But New York one has just received |
| 01:17:28 |
Some exclusive amateur news footage |
| 01:17:31 |
That you just might Anna follow |
| 01:17:33 |
There seems to be a strange man |
| 01:17:36 |
Wandering through central park. |
| 01:17:38 |
Now, I don't know if this is the |
| 01:17:41 |
You're used to covering in buffalo, |
| 01:17:43 |
Oh, my god. But here at New York one, |
| 01:17:44 |
News is top priority. |
| 01:17:57 |
What the heck...? |
| 01:18:00 |
Hey! |
| 01:18:02 |
You found it. Buddy! |
| 01:18:10 |
I need to tell you something. |
| 01:18:12 |
No, no. Buddy, there's something |
| 01:18:13 |
I have to tell you right now. |
| 01:18:14 |
Um, I didn't mean anything I said back |
| 01:18:18 |
I know you may be a little, um, um... |
| 01:18:22 |
Uh, chemically imbalanced, |
| 01:18:23 |
But you've been right about a lot |
| 01:18:26 |
I... I don't want you to leave. |
| 01:18:29 |
You're my son, and I... love you. |
| 01:18:40 |
Uh, buddy, uh... |
| 01:18:41 |
What was it you wanted to tell me? |
| 01:18:44 |
Oh, right. Come with me. |
| 01:18:46 |
Right. Come on. |
| 01:18:54 |
I'm herewith another eyewitness |
| 01:18:56 |
Who has his own versión of what |
| 01:18:58 |
Sir, what did you see? |
| 01:18:59 |
I think you're great, charlotte. |
| 01:19:00 |
Uh, I saw something fall from the |
| 01:19:02 |
Right into the middle of central |
| 01:19:04 |
I mean, you're a great news lady. |
| 01:19:06 |
Thank you. |
| 01:19:07 |
Could you tell me a bit more? |
| 01:19:08 |
About what you saw fall from the |
| 01:19:09 |
Yeah, yeah. Your eyes tell the |
| 01:19:11 |
That's what I love about you. |
| 01:19:13 |
The thing just dropped in the middle of |
| 01:19:15 |
It was amazing, and everybody's, like, |
| 01:19:18 |
Dick, uh, according to authorities, |
| 01:19:20 |
The area has been cleared. |
| 01:19:21 |
Only the central park rangers now |
| 01:19:24 |
These forces are highly trained, |
| 01:19:26 |
But rarely see action. |
| 01:19:28 |
Some have accused them of being |
| 01:19:31 |
When called into duty, |
| 01:19:32 |
And their controversial crowd |
| 01:19:34 |
At the Simon and Garfunkel concert |
| 01:19:37 |
Are still under investigation. |
| 01:19:40 |
I knew you'd find it, Mr. Elf! |
| 01:19:42 |
Slap it on real quick, we've got |
| 01:19:48 |
That ta boy. |
| 01:19:52 |
So, uh... you're, uh... |
| 01:19:55 |
Santa Claus. Right. |
| 01:19:58 |
Would you mind taking this to |
| 01:20:02 |
Sure. |
| 01:20:03 |
Um, uh, and my firstborn, he's |
| 01:20:06 |
Yes. Actually, I'm adopted. |
| 01:20:10 |
Uh, Michael, would you open this |
| 01:20:20 |
That ta boy, thank you. |
| 01:20:22 |
So, you're really Santa Claus? |
| 01:20:26 |
You never can tell, kid. |
| 01:20:28 |
Tell me, Michael, |
| 01:20:29 |
What do you want for Christmas? |
| 01:20:31 |
I wanted a skateboard. |
| 01:20:34 |
Oh, not just skateboard. |
| 01:20:38 |
Arealhuf board. Looked here. |
| 01:20:41 |
Looked here... |
| 01:20:43 |
How do you like them apples? |
| 01:20:45 |
Go look and see. |
| 01:20:54 |
Whoa. |
| 01:21:02 |
What happened? |
| 01:21:03 |
You made my sleigh fly. |
| 01:21:06 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:21:06 |
Well, before the turbine days, |
| 01:21:09 |
This baby used to run solely on |
| 01:21:12 |
You believed in me. You made my |
| 01:21:15 |
Hold it... if you're really Santa |
| 01:21:19 |
Then we can just get some news |
| 01:21:21 |
And everyone will believe in you, |
| 01:21:22 |
Then your sleigh will fly, right? |
| 01:21:23 |
Christmas spirit is about believing, |
| 01:21:26 |
If the whole worid saw me, |
| 01:21:29 |
The paparazzi have been trying to |
| 01:21:36 |
Hey, look! |
| 01:21:44 |
Oh, no. |
| 01:21:47 |
It's the central park rangers. |
| 01:21:55 |
Dad, Michael... I got a plan. |
| 01:22:08 |
Santa: Whoa, wait! Wait, Michael... |
| 01:22:11 |
You bring that list back right now, |
| 01:22:13 |
Come on, give me your hat and coat. |
| 01:22:15 |
Mrs. Claus made them for me. |
| 01:22:23 |
Hey! Hey, here I am! |
| 01:22:27 |
Ho ho ho! |
| 01:22:28 |
Hey, ho ho ho! Hey! Hey! |
| 01:22:40 |
Excuse me. Thank you. Excuse me. |
| 01:22:43 |
So the authorities have not |
| 01:22:44 |
Any reindeer in the park? |
| 01:22:46 |
No, no reindeer. Sleigh bells? |
| 01:22:48 |
No, no sleigh bells, either. |
| 01:22:49 |
Elves? Excuse me, please. |
| 01:22:50 |
None of that, we really just |
| 01:22:52 |
It's him, it's the real Santa! |
| 01:22:53 |
His sleigh won't fly,' cause nobody |
| 01:22:54 |
Charlotte: Did you see something |
| 01:22:56 |
Everyone out there, |
| 01:22:57 |
Santa needs us to believe, |
| 01:23:00 |
Look, this is his list! |
| 01:23:00 |
Okay... well, further confirmation |
| 01:23:03 |
That there has been a Santa |
| 01:23:06 |
We have the naughty and nice list. |
| 01:23:07 |
Lynn Kessler wants a power puff |
| 01:23:10 |
Mark weber wants an electric |
| 01:23:12 |
Yes! |
| 01:23:12 |
Carolyn Reynolds wants a Suzy- |
| 01:23:16 |
Thanks, buddy. |
| 01:23:17 |
Dirk Lawson wants |
| 01:23:18 |
A day of pampering at burke |
| 01:23:19 |
Stan Tobias wants a power pumper |
| 01:23:24 |
Must be another dirk Lawson. |
| 01:23:26 |
Dave keckler wants some Nike |
| 01:23:28 |
Okay, uh, well, obviously we have |
| 01:23:30 |
A new development in the story, uh, |
| 01:23:32 |
A confirmation that Santa must |
| 01:23:35 |
Because we have his book right |
| 01:23:37 |
what's your name? |
| 01:23:39 |
Uh, I'm charlotte den on, New York one. |
| 01:23:42 |
"D," "D..." |
| 01:23:45 |
Charlotte den on wants tiffany |
| 01:23:48 |
And for her boyfriend to stop |
| 01:23:50 |
And commit already. |
| 01:23:56 |
We've got power! |
| 01:23:57 |
Charlotte... |
| 01:23:59 |
Hey, turn the cameras back on! |
| 01:24:01 |
Who told you to say that? |
| 01:24:02 |
It's the real Santa. |
| 01:24:03 |
We need to get these cameras |
| 01:24:05 |
He needs our help! |
| 01:24:06 |
Hey, Michael, are you okay? |
| 01:24:09 |
Yeah, I'm fine. |
| 01:24:09 |
But buddy, he's... he's in the |
| 01:24:13 |
The sleigh won't fly |
| 01:24:14 |
'cause there's no Christmas |
| 01:24:16 |
Michael! Mom! |
| 01:24:19 |
Michael! Ohh! |
| 01:24:22 |
Are you okay? I'm fine. |
| 01:24:24 |
The best way to spread |
| 01:24:27 |
Is singing loud for all |
| 01:24:35 |
Buddy... better get going, |
| 01:24:38 |
Santa, I'm not done with the |
| 01:24:41 |
Can't wait! |
| 01:24:42 |
On, dasher, on, dancer... |
| 01:24:45 |
I'm not done with the engine! |
| 01:24:51 |
That's okay. |
| 01:24:52 |
You get started, I'll catch up! |
| 01:25:01 |
You know, he wasn't lying. |
| 01:25:03 |
Merry Christmas. |
| 01:25:11 |
Santa, I can't... |
| 01:25:13 |
Stop messing around and get in! |
| 01:25:15 |
Aah! |
| 01:25:23 |
Santa, why are they chasing us?! |
| 01:25:26 |
I put the mon the naughty list, |
| 01:25:28 |
And they never forgave me. |
| 01:25:35 |
You better watch out, |
| 01:25:39 |
You better not pout, |
| 01:25:43 |
Santa Clausis coming' to town |
| 01:25:48 |
Yaah, yaah, yaah! |
| 01:25:54 |
Up, up, pull up! |
| 01:25:56 |
Buddy! We need power, we're |
| 01:26:00 |
He's making a list, |
| 01:26:05 |
Gonna find out who's naughty and nice |
| 01:26:09 |
Santa clausis coming' to town |
| 01:26:14 |
He sees you when you're sleeping |
| 01:26:20 |
He knows when you're awake |
| 01:26:23 |
He knows if you've been bad or good |
| 01:26:26 |
So be good for goodness sake |
| 01:26:29 |
Oh, you better watch out, |
| 01:26:33 |
You better not pout, I'm telling |
| 01:26:38 |
Santa Clausis coming to town |
| 01:26:50 |
Aah! |
| 01:26:51 |
You can do it! |
| 01:26:54 |
That's my boy. |
| 01:26:56 |
Pull, cupid! Aah! |
| 01:26:58 |
Pull, dasher! |
| 01:27:00 |
I'm getting too old for this job. |
| 01:27:04 |
Now! |
| 01:27:19 |
The engine's gone! |
| 01:27:21 |
We're toast! |
| 01:27:27 |
Well, still no sign of Santa, |
| 01:27:30 |
But some spontaneous Christmas |
| 01:27:32 |
Has broken out |
| 01:27:33 |
Right herein front of central |
| 01:27:35 |
Let's have a listen in. |
| 01:27:36 |
He sees you when you're sleeping |
| 01:27:38 |
He knows if you're awake |
| 01:27:41 |
He knows if you've been bad or |
| 01:27:45 |
So be good for goodness sake |
| 01:27:49 |
Hey! |
| 01:27:49 |
You better watch out, you better |
| 01:27:53 |
You better not pout, I'm telling |
| 01:27:57 |
Come on! |
| 01:27:57 |
Santa clausis coming' to town |
| 01:28:02 |
Santa: Just a little more! |
| 01:28:11 |
Hal-yah! |
| 01:28:12 |
He knows when you're awake |
| 01:28:15 |
He knows if you've |
| 01:28:16 |
Wait... you're not singing. |
| 01:28:19 |
Yes, I am. |
| 01:28:20 |
No, you're not. You're just moving |
| 01:28:23 |
Santa! |
| 01:28:25 |
Michael, please, what's the big deal? |
| 01:28:27 |
Dad. |
| 01:28:28 |
I'm telling you why |
| 01:28:29 |
Santa clausis coming to town |
| 01:28:43 |
Oh! Ha ha ha! |
| 01:28:45 |
Now, my beauties! |
| 01:28:55 |
Bye-bye. |
| 01:28:56 |
Just like the old days! |
| 01:28:57 |
Charlotte? Charlotte? |
| 01:29:00 |
Well, I guess we'll never know for |
| 01:29:03 |
What happened this Christmas Eve? |
| 01:29:05 |
In central park. |
| 01:29:06 |
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! |
| 01:29:13 |
Ho ho ho! |
| 01:29:15 |
And so, with a little help, |
| 01:29:18 |
Buddy managed to save Christmas. |
| 01:29:20 |
And his spirit saved a lot of other |
| 01:29:23 |
Should auld acquaintance be forgot |
| 01:29:30 |
And never brought to mind |
| 01:29:36 |
Should auld acquaintance be forgot |
| 01:29:44 |
Walter started his own independent |
| 01:29:47 |
His first book was written by a |
| 01:29:50 |
Critically acclaimed children's |
| 01:29:53 |
The book was elf... |
| 01:29:55 |
A, uh, fictional story |
| 01:29:56 |
About an adopted elf named buddy |
| 01:29:58 |
Who was raised in the North Pole? |
| 01:30:00 |
Went to New York, ate spaghetti, |
| 01:30:03 |
Worked in a shiny mailroom, |
| 01:30:05 |
And eventually saved Christmas. |
| 01:30:07 |
"First, I traveled through the |
| 01:30:10 |
"Of the candy cane forest, |
| 01:30:12 |
"Past the sea of twirly-swirly |
| 01:30:17 |
And then, I walked through the |
| 01:30:22 |
And as for me, I can't complain. |
| 01:30:24 |
Buddy comes up to visit from time |
| 01:30:26 |
In the meadow we can build a |
| 01:30:30 |
And pretend that he is parson |
| 01:30:34 |
Oh, thank you, Jovie. That's very |
| 01:30:37 |
You're welcome, papa. |
| 01:30:38 |
But you can do the job when |
| 01:30:42 |
Hey, Suzie. |
| 01:30:44 |
Come here, little one. |
| 01:30:45 |
When it snows, ain't it |
| 01:30:47 |
Papa wants to see you. |
| 01:30:49 |
Though your nose get a |
| 01:30:52 |
Buddy... |
| 01:30:53 |
We'll frolic and play buddy... |
| 01:30:55 |
The Eskimo way, walking in a |
| 01:31:19 |
In the meadow we can build a |
| 01:31:23 |
And pretend that he is parson |
| 01:31:27 |
He'll say, are you married, |
| 01:31:32 |
But you can do the job when you |
| 01:31:36 |
Later on, we'll conspire |
| 01:31:41 |
As we dream by the fire |
| 01:31:45 |
To face unafraid the plans |
| 01:31:50 |
Walking in a winter wonderland |
| 01:31:54 |
Walking in a winter wonderland |
| 01:32:10 |
I really can't stay |
| 01:32:11 |
But, baby, it's cold outside |
| 01:32:16 |
I've got to go 'way |
| 01:32:17 |
But, baby, it's cold outside |
| 01:32:20 |
This evening has been |
| 01:32:23 |
Been hoping that you'd drop in |
| 01:32:25 |
So very nice |
| 01:32:27 |
I'll hold your hands, they're |
| 01:32:32 |
My mother will start to worry |
| 01:32:35 |
Beautiful, what's your hurry? |
| 01:32:37 |
And father will be pacing the floor |
| 01:32:41 |
Listen to that fireplace roar |
| 01:32:43 |
So, really, I'd better scurry |
| 01:32:46 |
Beautiful, please don't hurry |
| 01:32:48 |
Well, maybe just a half a drink more |
| 01:32:51 |
Put some records on while I pour |
| 01:32:54 |
The neighbors might think |
| 01:32:57 |
Baby, it's bad out there |
| 01:32:59 |
Say, what's in this drink? |
| 01:33:02 |
No cabs to be had out there |
| 01:33:05 |
I wish I knew how |
| 01:33:07 |
Your eyes are like starlight now |
| 01:33:09 |
To break the spell |
| 01:33:11 |
I'll take your hat, your hair |
| 01:33:16 |
I ought to say no, no, no, sir |
| 01:33:19 |
Mind if I move in closer? |
| 01:33:21 |
At least I'm gonna say that I |
| 01:33:24 |
What's the sense of hurting |
| 01:33:28 |
I really can't stay |
| 01:33:29 |
Baby, don't hold out |
| 01:33:31 |
Ah, but it's cold outside |
| 01:33:47 |
I simply must go |
| 01:33:48 |
But, baby, it's cold outside |
| 01:33:52 |
The answer is no |
| 01:33:54 |
But, baby, it's cold outside |
| 01:33:57 |
This welcome has been |
| 01:33:59 |
I'm lucky that you dropped in |
| 01:34:02 |
So nice and warm |
| 01:34:03 |
Look out the window at that |
| 01:34:09 |
My sister will be suspicious |
| 01:34:11 |
Gosh, your lips look delicious |
| 01:34:14 |
My brother will be there at |
| 01:34:17 |
Waves upon tropical shore |
| 01:34:19 |
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious |
| 01:34:22 |
Oh, your lips look delicious |
| 01:34:25 |
Well, maybe just a cigarette more |
| 01:34:27 |
Never such a pleasure before |
| 01:34:31 |
I've got to get home |
| 01:34:33 |
But, baby, you'll freeze out there |
| 01:34:35 |
Say, lend me your comb |
| 01:34:37 |
It's up to your knees out there |
| 01:34:41 |
You've really been grand |
| 01:34:43 |
I thrill when you touch my hand |
| 01:34:45 |
But don't you see |
| 01:34:47 |
How can you do this thing to me? |
| 01:34:51 |
There's bound to be talk tomorrow |
| 01:34:55 |
Think of my lifelong sorrow |
| 01:34:58 |
At least there will be plenty |
| 01:35:01 |
If you caught pneumonia and died |
| 01:35:04 |
I really can't stay |
| 01:35:05 |
Get rid of that hold out |
| 01:35:08 |
Ah, but it's cold |
| 01:35:12 |
Outside |
