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00:00:36	Welcome back, boys.
00:00:41	As somebody once said...
00:00:43	there's a difference between a failure...
00:00:46	and a fiasco.
00:01:36	Watch your head.
00:01:42	I'm fine.
00:01:45	A failure is simply the non-presence
00:01:53	Any fool can accomplish failure.
00:01:55	I'm fine.
00:02:01	I'm fine.
00:02:03	What the hell's he doing here?
00:02:05	But a fiasco...
00:02:07	A fiasco is a disaster
00:02:12	A fiasco is a folktale told to others...
00:02:16	that makes other people
00:02:19	because it didn't happen to them.
00:02:23	I'm fine.
00:02:30	I'm fine.
00:02:32	I'll take you to Phil so you don't get lost.
00:02:35	Mercury Worldwide Shoes,
00:02:40	contains some of America's
00:02:45	seen only by people
00:02:49	a promotion...
00:02:51	or otherwise.
00:02:55	"We are not just employees,"
00:02:59	"We are denizens of greatness."
00:03:04	Phil says, "The world is full of those
00:03:08	"or theft.
00:03:10	"We succeed through original thought."
00:03:17	A shoe is not just a shoe.
00:03:19	It connects us to the Earth.
00:03:21	The right shoe can transport us...
00:03:24	make us believe
00:03:28	But there are sacrifices
00:03:32	Like birthdays
00:03:36	...through Christ our Lord. Amen.
00:03:39	Dig in.
00:03:41	- This must be homemade.
00:03:44	Though we sometimes celebrate
00:03:46	like the day the Italians invented rubber.
00:03:49	Which they didn't, of course.
00:03:52	Where exactly is Drew, anyway?
00:04:02	We've contained magic in a shoe!
00:04:12	It was meant to approximate
00:04:28	Hey, if you ever need anything
00:04:31	I'm your girl.
00:04:47	Any true student
00:04:50	is also a student of Phil himself.
00:04:52	He is a master.
00:04:54	And Phil's innate wisdom
00:04:57	has never failed to date.
00:05:00	I'm fine.
00:05:02	He's also obsessed
00:05:06	These are Phil's prized
00:05:09	The pair of paintings that once hung
00:05:12	of John F. Kennedy.
00:05:14	And yes, the two treasured doors...
00:05:17	Phil once purchased from a church
00:05:20	and had sent back home for a total cost
00:05:25	$762,000.
00:05:27	Each.
00:05:29	Just two more minutes
00:05:32	Because we have a moment here...
00:05:34	let me tell you that I have
00:05:38	of last looks.
00:05:40	You know the way people look at you
00:05:45	I've started collecting these looks and...
00:05:47	Okay, he's ready for you.
00:05:54	There's one right now.
00:06:07	How are you, Drew?
00:06:11	I wanted to jump out of the window
00:06:13	and just splatter on the trees,
00:06:16	Don't do that.
00:06:19	It's only money.
00:06:25	The American psyche is in turmoil,
00:06:30	I'm sorry.
00:06:33	I have no rulebook for this situation.
00:06:38	They tell me
00:06:44	million dollars.
00:06:48	I am...
00:06:51	ill-equipped
00:06:58	Walk with me, Drew.
00:07:00	My basketball team.
00:07:05	They don't even know yet.
00:07:10	My Global Environmental Watchdog
00:07:14	Sweet people.
00:07:17	We could have saved the planet...
00:07:20	but...
00:07:22	How do I make the concept
00:07:25	more real to you?
00:07:27	It's the operating budget
00:07:30	a small civilization.
00:07:32	It's big!
00:07:35	It's so big...
00:07:37	you could round it off to a billion dollars.
00:07:47	I cry a lot lately.
00:07:49	The promise of a global future...
00:07:51	pinned to a groundbreaking shoe,
00:07:55	with a new form of material,
00:07:58	And now, meeting a growing
00:08:04	and rejection.
00:08:07	Enough to cause this memo...
00:08:12	from Jeffrey Barlow, CEO of DCS.
00:08:16	"This once highly-anticipated product...
00:08:19	"may actually cause an entire
00:08:33	We are about to enter...
00:08:36	a free-fall plunge.
00:08:39	And the sound you hear
00:08:45	Globally.
00:08:48	You hear it?
00:08:54	I wish there was something I could do.
00:08:57	Actually, there is.
00:09:00	In a room downstairs is a reporter
00:09:04	We need to make him understand...
00:09:06	we hired you
00:09:08	We supported,
00:09:12	This was a very creative endeavor...
00:09:15	and I think you should stand up...
00:09:20	for your incredible work.
00:09:28	You okay?
00:09:30	I'm...
00:09:38	It's a little bit like knowing the plane's
00:09:43	- When does this run, a week?
00:09:46	Come Sunday evening,
00:09:49	Any last words?
00:09:51	And in that moment, I knew.
00:09:53	I know we hired you
00:09:55	Success...
00:09:58	Success, not greatness...
00:10:02	was the only god
00:10:18	Home sweet home.
00:10:35	Eight years. Night and day.
00:10:39	Can you imagine?
00:10:40	An entire life wrapped up in a shoe.
00:12:33	Yello?
00:12:35	Drew? It's your sister.
00:12:36	I have some really bad news.
00:12:40	Could you call me tomorrow?
00:12:42	No.
00:12:44	- Could you call me a little later?
00:12:47	Dad died!
00:12:51	He had a heart attack back in Kentucky.
00:12:57	He was still visiting Uncle Dale.
00:13:01	Mom is in total shock.
00:13:04	You have to handle this.
00:13:07	You're the oldest.
00:13:10	You're the responsible one.
00:13:52	I don't know why he went to Kentucky.
00:13:55	He was born there.
00:13:56	They never liked me there.
00:13:57	Drew will take care of everything.
00:13:59	Honey, you understand I can't go
00:14:01	- I'll be back in two days.
00:14:03	I'll always be the one
00:14:06	The two sides of this family
00:14:08	so don't expect to make a lot of friends
00:14:11	- Drew doesn't make friends, Mom.
00:14:13	- Do you have the blue suit?
00:14:15	He loved that silly blue suit.
00:14:17	God only knows
00:14:20	I'll call from Kentucky.
00:14:22	- We have a plan!
00:14:23	and you hold your head up high...
00:14:25	because don't you forget, you go back
00:14:28	in the history of this family.
00:14:30	Oh, my God. I have to call people.
00:14:33	I have to clean out the office,
00:14:35	We'll figure this out, we'll figure this out.
00:14:39	I was still waiting for everything to start,
00:14:45	I'll bring him home.
00:14:47	Wait, wait! Stay close.
00:14:49	Now, what was it that Dad always said?
00:14:52	- If it wasn't this...
00:14:56	Now, you go.
00:14:59	And you call and tell me
00:15:04	I would go to Kentucky...
00:15:06	put my father in the blue suit,
00:15:10	and then get back on that bike.
00:15:13	Nothing would stop the plan.
00:16:15	Sir.
00:16:17	Sir.
00:16:19	By flying this flight,
00:16:23	Definitely mine.
00:16:27	We would like to reward you
00:16:31	I'm fine.
00:16:36	Okay, let me try it like this.
00:16:39	I'm really tired.
00:16:41	all the way back down here
00:16:48	Louisville, Kentucky, huh?
00:16:53	My dad.
00:16:55	Where does he live in Louisville?
00:16:57	Actually, he's near Louisville.
00:16:59	Louisville.
00:17:05	He's in Elizabethtown.
00:17:07	Oh, good.
00:17:09	'cause the roads around there
00:17:16	I'll keep that in mind.
00:17:23	I'll draw you a quick map.
00:17:27	I mean, I'm so happy we're sitting here
00:17:30	at 3:00 a.m., or whatever time it is.
00:17:32	You know, it's such a great time.
00:17:36	It's really nice to have a conversation
00:17:40	I feel like I can really talk to you...
00:17:44	So, you want to get to 264,
00:17:48	I'm going to be obnoxious about that.
00:17:50	Bens are strangely delightful
00:17:54	Complex. Almost too complex
00:17:58	- Do you know any Bens?
00:18:01	I'm a student of names.
00:18:04	For example, what's your dad's name?
00:18:06	Mitchell.
00:18:07	- Mitchell.
00:18:11	Or Mitch?
00:18:14	Mitchell. Sometimes Mitch.
00:18:18	Son of a Mitch.
00:18:21	And today I was fired by a Phil.
00:18:24	Phil? Phils are dangerous.
00:18:27	Phils are less predictable than Bens.
00:18:36	And your girlfriend is a...
00:18:39	Ellen.
00:18:43	- How's that going?
00:18:45	- Oh, yeah?
00:18:49	I was gonna say.
00:18:50	I have never had a good experience
00:18:55	- How about with a Mitch?
00:18:58	Fun. Full of life, you know?
00:19:04	Like you want to be a part
00:19:09	Am I close?
00:19:11	Close.
00:19:14	He's okay, right?
00:19:16	Yeah. He's...
00:19:30	He's fine.
00:19:35	You give him a big old hug for me.
00:19:43	I'm Claire, by the way.
00:19:45	Drew.
00:19:46	- Nice.
00:19:49	Please.
00:19:51	I'll let you sleep. Here's your map.
00:19:54	Let me take this.
00:19:58	I can handle this.
00:20:00	Let go.
00:20:29	I am not asleep.
00:20:35	I'm not.
00:20:39	I won't really be able to sleep.
00:20:42	I won't really be able to sleep.
00:20:44	Okay. Ready to go, Drew?
00:20:47	I'm not asleep.
00:20:49	Blue suit.
00:20:50	Losing the business.
00:20:52	Louisville.
00:20:53	I'm not asleep.
00:20:54	We'll go next year.
00:20:56	Come back.
00:21:21	One billion dollars.
00:21:29	Good morning.
00:21:31	And congratulations, Drew.
00:21:33	You've earned your wings
00:21:37	And here is a coupon
00:21:41	in the greater western Kentucky area.
00:21:44	Better move quickly.
00:21:54	- Well, thank you.
00:21:56	And good luck with Ben.
00:21:59	Look, I know
00:22:03	but we are intrepid.
00:22:06	We carry on.
00:22:18	Drew!
00:22:22	Rental cars around the corner.
00:22:25	Bluegrass Parkway turns into exit 60B.
00:22:30	Okay. Thanks.
00:22:36	You okay to drive?
00:22:39	I'm fine.
00:22:42	60B!
00:22:51	60B!
00:23:53	Uncle Dale.
00:23:55	I'm in Louisville. Just landed.
00:23:58	I'm on the road.
00:24:00	60B. Yeah.
00:24:04	I have a map.
00:24:09	And I'll be there by 2:00.
00:24:18	I have the blue suit.
00:24:31	Where's 60B?
00:24:36	Shit, man.
00:24:39	Oh, man!
00:24:40	Did I miss 60B?
00:24:43	Did I miss 60B?
00:24:46	Did I miss 60B?
00:24:52	Did I miss 60B?
00:25:01	Elizabethtown.
00:25:03	Elizabethtown! Yes!
00:25:05	Elizabethtown! We're in!
00:26:44	Oh, yeah.
00:26:48	Jessie?
00:26:50	Cuz.
00:26:57	Cuz.
00:27:01	This loss will be met
00:27:11	Charles Dean,
00:27:15	Drew, it's good to see you.
00:27:17	Thank you. My condolences.
00:27:19	And here's my dad, your Uncle Dale.
00:27:21	Wonderful to see you again.
00:27:25	Well, Drew, this is Mitch's plot.
00:27:29	And it has been in your family
00:27:34	Now, I've endeavored...
00:27:36	to keep this area here
00:27:41	We're still discussing that issue.
00:27:51	Now, here are some of your daddy's
00:27:55	The brown wallet.
00:27:58	And here's his ring from West Point.
00:28:02	Now I don't know how y'all feel
00:28:06	but West Point sure does matter
00:28:09	It matters a lot.
00:28:11	Even though we now live in Oregon.
00:28:19	Everybody.
00:28:21	This is Mitch's boy from California.
00:28:25	One of the California Baylors.
00:28:27	This is Drew.
00:28:31	And just like your daddy was,
00:28:36	about your eight-year triumph
00:28:49	My condolences to all.
00:28:55	No, sir. I'm not going to let you feel bad
00:28:58	but let them say condolences to you.
00:29:00	- I thought condolences was...
00:29:28	Did I not capture your daddy?
00:29:32	I don't know what the word is.
00:29:35	It's just a look I never saw before.
00:29:39	What's the word?
00:29:42	Drew, if you just move around a bit...
00:29:48	you will see different aspects.
00:29:56	Go ahead and cry.
00:30:11	What's the word?
00:30:34	Whimsical.
00:30:38	The word is whimsical.
00:30:50	Hey...
00:30:51	why not?
00:30:54	Whimsical.
00:32:04	- Turkey hash brown casserole.
00:32:12	Aunt Dora, Aunt Dora.
00:32:17	Aunt Dora, look what I found.
00:32:21	Oh, my God!
00:32:27	Look at Mitch's baby!
00:32:30	You look just like your daddy.
00:32:33	Wait just a minute. I gotta talk to Drew.
00:32:35	- We hope you're gonna stay for a while.
00:32:43	Sorry about your dad.
00:32:47	This is your blood.
00:32:51	And that's Samson, my son.
00:32:56	Samson.
00:32:58	Uncle Mitch always wanted us to meet.
00:33:04	Weird, huh? It's like looking in a mirror.
00:33:07	Hi, Drew. I'm Connie.
00:33:12	Hi, Drew, I'm Charlie.
00:33:14	- I'm a huge fan of shoes...
00:33:16	...and the work you've done
00:33:18	- We'll talk.
00:33:19	We got memorial plans to discuss.
00:33:21	Your daddy was one of my
00:33:24	Sure did miss him
00:33:26	Drew, I'm E. Russell Marlowe...
00:33:28	with the American Legion
00:33:30	Drew, I want to sign you up
00:33:33	or the Sons of the Legion.
00:33:34	And I got a hat that I want to give you
00:33:48	Bill Banyon's not coming, is he?
00:33:51	Bill Banyon is not coming.
00:34:07	Bad dog! Stop that!
00:34:11	Bad dog!
00:34:14	- Samson?
00:34:25	So, come on in.
00:34:26	You know, it's not every day I invite
00:34:30	but I just wanted you
00:34:33	the Baylors and the Conleys.
00:34:34	Let's start with Dickey Conley.
00:34:37	Now, he was an alcoholic.
00:34:40	And he also had three nipples.
00:34:44	And he was a poet.
00:34:52	How's your mother, Drew, honey?
00:34:56	I really should have a picture of her
00:34:59	And this picture is...
00:35:02	- Aunt Dora!
00:35:04	Lena, just watch over it.
00:35:09	This was the last picture taken
00:35:12	This was just three days ago, Drew.
00:35:14	He was the most loving man.
00:35:17	- Dora!
00:35:19	Honey, you stay as long as you need to.
00:35:48	Samson.
00:35:55	My God!
00:35:57	- Oh, man.
00:35:59	Samson, you all right, boy?
00:36:01	- You all right?
00:36:03	Oh, my God!
00:36:05	Where the hell's his father?
00:36:08	What happened?
00:36:10	- Hey, who taught you how to drive?
00:36:14	- What do you mean?
00:36:24	So!
00:36:28	Y'all obviously made a group decision
00:36:37	Hi! Bill Banyon. How are you?
00:36:42	Bill Banyon. How are you?
00:36:45	I hear Drew Baylor's here, is that right?
00:36:48	I'm fine.
00:36:51	- Is this Samson?
00:36:53	Come here, Samson! How you doing?
00:37:01	I'm so sorry.
00:37:04	I should just go over to the kitchen.
00:37:09	Drew, can I have your autograph,
00:37:11	Of course.
00:37:18	Where can I find an original model
00:37:23	That boy is looking for rules from you!
00:37:26	Blame me, everybody does.
00:37:28	You can't be a kid and raise a kid.
00:37:31	Dad, I'm taking this moment to tell you
00:37:35	When we celebrate the life of Mitch,
00:37:39	we're gonna do it with excitement,
00:37:43	- All right.
00:37:45	We know what's up, and it's shoes.
00:37:49	I teach him things
00:37:51	I teach him about Abraham Lincoln
00:37:55	because in my house,
00:38:00	You don't get what I'm saying.
00:38:03	You can't be buddies with your own son.
00:38:21	Beautiful night. Does it ever cool off?
00:38:25	No, this time of year,
00:38:30	We got stars, though.
00:38:44	Gotta say I'm surprised your mom
00:38:48	Yeah, she's pretty broken up.
00:38:50	She sends her love
00:38:54	Yeah. I don't blame her.
00:38:56	Around here, their favorite thing to do
00:39:00	and hold on to it for 50 years.
00:39:03	Of course, you and your dad were close.
00:39:07	Very close.
00:39:11	He was my dad.
00:39:13	We were actually going to drive here
00:39:16	Then it became next year and no.
00:39:22	I knew him very well. Very, very well.
00:39:25	Very well.
00:39:27	Yeah, I don't know my dad very well,
00:39:31	That was my band.
00:39:34	This was the show we opened
00:39:40	- Two of the original members.
00:39:46	Ruckus.
00:39:50	Keep going.
00:39:52	Keep going.
00:39:54	Right below the reggae tribute.
00:39:58	Ruckus.
00:40:00	Well, we almost opened for them.
00:40:03	It's a really long story. We never played,
00:40:08	And now you fix computers.
00:40:12	All those postcards I sent
00:40:18	All the way from those windows
00:40:24	Copped a gram from Dapper Sam
00:40:29	Just a four letter man in another jam
00:40:34	Oh yeah
00:41:32	Welcome to the Louisville Brown Hotel.
00:41:35	Two nights.
00:41:37	That coupon I have not seen.
00:41:39	You with the Hasboro Wedding?
00:41:42	I'm leaving Friday.
00:41:44	Okay.
00:41:46	Put it on my company card. Let it rip.
00:42:03	We're not married yet.
00:42:06	Hey, Rebecca.
00:42:07	Don't change the schedule
00:42:10	She's been planning this for a year.
00:42:14	Don't forget,
00:42:28	Chuck and Cindy.
00:42:41	"Lovin' life."
00:42:48	Heather? Pick up, sis. I'm exhausted.
00:42:50	I'm at the Brown Hotel in Louisville.
00:42:54	Hey, Mom, are you there?
00:43:01	Ellen. Hey, it's Drew. Are you there?
00:43:07	Call me back.
00:43:10	Somebody call me back.
00:43:23	That's what happens to a man when he
00:43:28	You listen hard, laughing boy.
00:43:38	Did you bring the stuff?
00:43:43	No, Blinky, no!
00:43:46	Here's a knife that you'll really like.
00:43:50	These knives are really razor sharp!
00:43:54	Claire Colburn. It's Drew Baylor.
00:43:57	You don't have to call me back. It's...
00:44:01	It's all good.
00:44:02	What am I saying?
00:44:05	Good night.
00:44:15	Yello.
00:44:16	You have to come home.
00:44:17	Mom has decided
00:44:20	Oh, no.
00:44:21	I'll be home soon.
00:44:23	Have you cried yet?
00:44:26	A little.
00:44:27	When it happens, it's gonna be for days.
00:44:30	You should come home.
00:44:32	Wait a second. I'll be right back.
00:44:34	- Please come home.
00:44:36	Great to hear from you.
00:44:38	Then again, I did leave
00:44:41	It's Claire Colburn. American Airlines.
00:44:43	- Claire. Can I call you right back?
00:44:46	Okay.
00:44:47	- Hello.
00:44:50	I want to learn to cook,
00:44:54	and I want to tap dance.
00:44:55	It will be my salvation.
00:44:58	She won't stop moving, Drew!
00:45:00	Heather, we need a decision here.
00:45:02	What's your opinion
00:45:04	Because there's a lot of people here
00:45:06	And there's a problem with the blue suit
00:45:11	Wait, wait, wait.
00:45:12	How you doing, Mom?
00:45:13	Great. I'm great. We are gonna make it!
00:45:16	- Hello.
00:45:19	Ellen.
00:45:20	Ellen? Ellen,
00:45:24	I'm so happy you called.
00:45:27	Could you just hold on one second?
00:45:30	- Hello?
00:45:32	I'll be right back. Hello?
00:45:34	Drew.
00:45:35	Ellen, I called you about that
00:45:39	Could you hold on for just one second?
00:45:40	Yeah, but I'm actually
00:45:42	Just hold a second.
00:45:43	- Can we...
00:45:44	- See, I've gotta...
00:45:45	- Just call me later, okay?
00:45:48	Okay.
00:45:51	Hello.
00:45:52	- Hello, stranger.
00:45:55	Here's what's great
00:45:57	I just wanted to call you and thank you.
00:45:58	So, you know, goodbye, thank you and...
00:46:00	- I'll hold.
00:46:01	Hello?
00:46:03	Cremated, don't you agree?
00:46:04	Heather, they really love him here.
00:46:07	They're not buying cremation.
00:46:11	But I need to call you right back.
00:46:12	Is there anything more important
00:46:15	I will call you right back.
00:46:18	No problem.
00:46:20	I'll call you right back.
00:46:25	I miss Dad.
00:46:30	Was he a fun guy?
00:46:32	Of course he was a fun guy.
00:46:34	Especially in the last few years
00:46:40	I'll call you right back.
00:46:45	- I know you're late for dinner.
00:46:48	- I'm in Kentucky.
00:46:52	It was real and it was great,
00:46:56	Call me anytime, okay? Goodbye.
00:47:00	It's just goodbye, you know?
00:47:05	Take care.
00:47:08	Goodbye.
00:47:10	Goodbye.
00:47:23	Hello?
00:47:24	Good Lord. Did I win the phone lottery?
00:47:28	Tell me about the Nashville airport.
00:47:30	I'm over it.
00:47:34	Were the roads as hellish as I told you?
00:47:37	Claire, my dad's dead.
00:47:43	I know.
00:47:46	You knew?
00:47:49	I don't know a lot about everything...
00:47:51	but I do know a lot about
00:47:53	which is people.
00:47:55	And I thought I was so mysterious.
00:47:58	Trust me, everybody is less mysterious
00:48:05	And they all know me,
00:48:08	and I had never seen
00:48:10	To have never taken a solitary road trip
00:48:13	I mean, everybody's gotta take
00:48:18	Just you and some music.
00:48:20	You have no idea of the sheer volume
00:48:24	I mean, I think there is definitely
00:48:27	But I agree, what's left behind finally...
00:48:29	are the impressions
00:48:33	More important is to know where to go.
00:48:38	You haven't traveled at all, have you?
00:48:40	I just recently decided
00:48:44	And so, we all became helpers.
00:48:47	Which I still can't help.
00:48:50	Okay, I'll drive back home.
00:48:53	I will take a road trip.
00:48:55	I was actually gonna go
00:48:57	Why am I calling him Mitch?
00:48:59	I spend so much time thinking
00:49:03	that I forget
00:49:05	If you're smart, you'll just wear your
00:49:08	Just enjoy your footwear.
00:49:09	Do you ever just think,
00:49:13	You have no idea.
00:49:15	Men see things in a box.
00:49:18	And women see them in a round room.
00:49:21	Look at this. He was so young here.
00:49:29	My mom.
00:49:31	Not the one they wanted him to marry.
00:49:34	They met in an elevator.
00:49:37	I think I've been asleep most of my life.
00:49:41	Me, too.
00:50:06	Good Lord!
00:50:23	Do you want to have a beer
00:50:41	Chuck and Cindy.
00:50:44	Cindy and Chuck.
00:50:51	I am currently stealing...
00:50:53	Chuck and Cindy's wedding beer.
00:51:02	You're a friend of Chuck's, right?
00:51:05	- Yes.
00:51:10	Of Chuck and Cindy?
00:51:12	- Is that Chuck?
00:51:14	Who are you?
00:51:16	Drew Baylor. Your neighbor.
00:51:19	- You're here for my wedding?
00:51:21	Business?
00:51:23	My dad died. I'm here for his funeral.
00:51:28	I'm sorry. I can't...
00:51:31	- That's hard.
00:51:36	- No, no, please.
00:51:39	Please, no. No, no, Chuck. No, Chuck.
00:51:42	Chuck, please.
00:51:53	Death and life and death and life.
00:51:57	Right next door to each other!
00:52:00	There's a hair between them.
00:52:12	We're here for the next three days.
00:52:21	Chuck Hasboro.
00:52:23	Hi, Claire.
00:52:24	Look, if there's anything I can do
00:52:29	Thank you, Chuck.
00:52:31	I love you, Claire.
00:52:40	Okay.
00:52:42	It's all about family, bro.
00:52:45	Thank you, Chuck.
00:53:15	But they say it will hit you.
00:53:17	It could be 10 minutes
00:53:20	So it's good that you talk about it,
00:53:24	Well, we have talked about it,
00:53:28	That's what they say, huh?
00:53:30	Yes, that's what they say.
00:53:33	I've always wondered this.
00:53:36	You know, "them."
00:53:39	"Them."
00:53:40	The inimitable collective "them."
00:53:44	And who says we're supposed to listen
00:53:46	They do!
00:53:51	Doesn't your ear hurt?
00:53:53	Yes, it does.
00:53:55	And I have to get up in two hours
00:53:59	I'm going to Hawaii.
00:54:01	- You'll get there and have fun.
00:54:05	It's just a little vacation
00:54:18	I'll let you go.
00:54:20	Wait.
00:54:25	When will you be back?
00:54:29	Hello.
00:54:36	You still there?
00:54:39	Yeah.
00:54:41	I'm just wondering if this whole thing
00:54:46	You're so much better on the phone.
00:54:48	Maybe we should never
00:54:53	I enjoyed this.
00:54:58	Hey, you're only 45 minutes away.
00:55:04	You want to meet halfway
00:55:07	At this point,
00:55:13	You think so?
00:55:14	I think that's what they say.
00:55:23	Hey, you still with me?
00:55:25	Yeah, I'm still here.
00:55:29	- Take exit 43.
00:55:53	I see your headlights.
00:56:00	I see your red hat.
00:56:03	There you are.
00:56:34	Hello.
00:56:36	Hey.
00:56:50	Should we hang up now?
00:56:57	Follow me.
00:57:06	We peaked on the phone.
00:57:07	- Yeah, I'm a little tired.
00:57:24	Last looks.
00:57:32	Have fun in Hawaii.
00:57:36	There's one right now.
00:57:38	Aloha.
00:57:41	Aloha.
00:58:01	You will not defeat me.
00:58:10	What are you doing?
00:58:15	Mom, are you sure?
00:58:17	Are you sure about the...
00:58:21	Honey, I don't know when
00:58:23	but as of right now,
00:58:26	and I'm learning organic cooking,
00:58:30	and later on today,
00:58:33	It is five minutes at a time.
00:58:35	Do you all know about
00:58:38	how many people they cremate
00:58:40	- No. How many?
00:58:42	- Get out!
00:58:44	Mom, I think you need to slow down.
00:58:46	Look, everybody tells me
00:58:49	but, hey, I am out here
00:58:51	All forward motion counts.
00:58:52	Sweetheart,
00:58:54	There's a memorial this Saturday.
00:58:56	Okay. And who's there helping you
00:58:59	Uncle Dale and Bill Banyon.
00:59:04	Bill Banyon is there?
00:59:07	- Bill Banyon?
00:59:08	He is a con man.
00:59:10	He swindled your father
00:59:12	Seventeen years ago,
00:59:14	which almost ruined this family
00:59:17	Mother...
00:59:18	Wrapping himself in the nobility
00:59:20	- Boy, he's getting an earful.
00:59:23	Mother! Listen! Focus!
00:59:25	Beware.
00:59:27	I know it's all very charming
00:59:30	and the Southern charm
00:59:32	until they're so covered with mold
00:59:35	Are you sure about the cremation?
00:59:37	If Bill Banyon is there,
00:59:41	And you tell Bill Banyon, I'll be there.
00:59:49	Hello.
00:59:50	Aloha.
00:59:52	I talked to my friend, Kendra...
00:59:53	who had a girlfriend with a kid
00:59:57	and she's given me a videotape
01:00:03	Hey, thanks, Claire.
01:00:05	What, you're already tired of me?
01:00:08	I just haven't slept. I'm sorry.
01:00:11	How's Hawaii?
01:00:14	Well, I'm checking out this cute guy.
01:00:19	Why are you telling me that?
01:00:28	How could I leave you in distress?
01:00:32	I'm taking you out.
01:00:37	- I thought you were in Hawaii.
01:00:39	"When cremation is your preference."
01:00:42	I just got some brochures
01:00:45	And these are some choice of urns...
01:00:47	available here
01:00:49	You can take them home and...
01:00:54	You can look at those brochures and...
01:00:58	Y'all can look at those,
01:01:01	Whatever makes you happy.
01:01:14	We are shopping for an urn.
01:01:33	And you can pick this up tomorrow
01:01:53	The Jim Morrison of Kentucky.
01:02:40	You're kind of great, Claire.
01:02:44	- Sort of amazing, even.
01:02:47	- I don't need an ice cream cone.
01:02:52	What's an ice cream cone?
01:02:54	You know.
01:02:55	"Here's a little something
01:02:57	"Something sweet that melts
01:03:01	I'm completely cool with anything
01:03:05	I don't need it.
01:03:08	Besides, Ben is coming in tomorrow.
01:03:13	- Do you want to hear my theory?
01:03:17	You and I have a special talent,
01:03:22	Tell me.
01:03:24	We're the substitute people.
01:03:26	The substitute people.
01:03:28	I've been the substitute person
01:03:31	I'm not an Ellen.
01:03:35	And I'm not a Cindy, either.
01:03:40	I'm sure they do.
01:03:42	I like being alone too much.
01:03:45	I mean, I'm with a guy who's married
01:03:48	I rarely see him.
01:03:52	I like it that way. It's a lot less pressure.
00:00:04	Here.
00:00:07	Play this for the loudest kid in the world.
00:00:11	I'm not used to girls like you.
00:00:14	That's because I'm one of a kind.
00:00:17	You don't have to make a joke.
00:00:20	I like you without the jokes.
00:00:26	Get some sleep.
00:00:28	I have a personnel interview
00:00:31	and if I get transferred, Ben will die.
00:01:07	Didn't it just feel better...
00:01:10	that we just didn't
00:01:12	- I mean...
00:01:16	Now we actually have a shot
00:01:19	for the rest of our lives.
00:01:25	The rest of our lives.
00:01:34	Okay, now for the celebration proper
00:01:38	the right mix of seven speakers,
00:01:40	It's official. Paul, Doug and Rick
00:01:43	Ruckus will reunite for this one evening.
00:01:51	How we doing on balloons?
00:01:52	I sent to Balloon City,
00:01:54	And, Drew, my casket did come in
00:01:57	and I got to tell you, it's quite beautiful.
00:02:00	Look, Drew, I am getting the question
00:02:03	Why isn't he buried in Elizabethtown?
00:02:08	It's not an insult to anybody here.
00:02:11	Well, is there such a thing
00:02:14	Bill Banyon, how can you even say
00:02:21	I know you all love my dad.
00:02:23	You can't dismiss my mother's wishes.
00:02:26	And we're not from California.
00:02:28	Jessie, can you do something
00:02:32	Yeah. All right.
00:02:33	A couple of good ass-kickings
00:02:36	I think what Charles Dean
00:02:38	I know what he's saying.
00:02:47	You all have different versions of him
00:02:52	This is ours.
00:02:56	My family's record of the last thing
00:03:00	That's the plan.
00:03:02	That is the way it's going to be, guys.
00:03:04	Sprinkled at sea!
00:03:07	Samson...
00:03:09	And that's the decision from California.
00:03:15	Shit. Oregon.
00:03:21	We really are from Oregon.
00:03:24	Don't make me come spank you.
00:03:35	Jessie, I have something for you.
00:03:41	Samson, we're gonna watch this.
00:03:48	One second.
00:03:59	Hi. My name's Rusty.
00:04:04	I helped build this house
00:04:06	But wood-eating insects
00:04:09	have compromised the integrity
00:04:12	What's that sound?
00:04:13	So today, I'm gonna blow it up.
00:04:20	Silence.
00:04:22	Now...
00:04:24	if I blow this house up...
00:04:27	will you promise to behave
00:04:32	Yes!
00:04:46	Good.
00:04:48	Let's blow it up.
00:04:57	- Joe, we ready to go?
00:05:04	Fire in the hole!
00:05:06	Three...
00:05:09	two...
00:05:11	one.
00:05:34	Now, let's build a new house.
00:05:46	Thank you
00:06:03	Feels good, doesn't it?
00:06:05	It's like Mitch is here.
00:06:10	I can see Mitch right now, so proud...
00:06:14	in that blue suit.
00:06:17	Can't you?
00:06:45	Stop the cremation!
00:06:49	Stop the cremation!
00:06:53	- Stop the cremation!
00:06:56	Hold on. Wait right here.
00:07:14	I'm sorry.
00:07:25	Here's your dad, man.
00:08:17	I agree with her.
00:08:18	It takes a year and a half
00:08:20	It does...
00:08:22	- Are you serious?
00:08:25	This is Claire.
00:08:28	He was at my door last night yelling,
00:08:32	And I was like, "Chuck, not tonight!
00:08:40	Is that...
00:08:43	Hey, Mitch.
00:08:48	So, what happened to Ben?
00:08:54	There was a storm in Georgia.
00:08:59	And he doesn't like to fly.
00:09:00	And now they want him to speak
00:09:03	and trot out some big ideas.
00:09:05	Claire, I want to see you...
00:09:08	on the tour of Maker's Mark tomorrow
00:09:11	- All right?
00:09:12	I love this girl!
00:09:23	You look great.
00:09:25	I'm a mess.
00:09:27	- You're crazy, Claire. You look amazing.
00:09:30	And this dress...
00:09:32	Did well on the personnel interview,
00:09:34	Right. The interview. I forgot.
00:09:39	I know. I'm impossible to forget,
00:09:48	Drew! Lovin' life, lovin' you.
00:09:53	Hey, missed you
00:10:01	- Claire?
00:10:03	Let's show Mitch the site
00:10:20	"Chuck and Cindy, the wedding!"
00:10:27	Here you go, Dad.
00:10:34	Welcome to the annual meeting
00:10:38	annually meet!
00:10:41	- And we'll see you all again next year.
00:10:47	I'm just going to say right now
00:10:49	and let the chips fall, let the chips fall...
00:10:52	let the chips fall where they may.
00:10:56	Yes, I may be embarrassing myself,
00:11:04	I like you!
00:11:13	What?
00:11:14	I think you should eat something.
00:11:17	I've been starving myself all week long!
00:11:22	- For Ben.
00:11:24	- We'll eat in my room.
00:11:26	I want cheese
00:11:30	No, eggs and fries.
00:11:33	- Cheese it is.
00:11:37	And don't worry.
00:11:38	Because as great as you look tonight,
00:11:42	Of course, it's safe. It's a full moon.
00:11:48	- I look good.
00:11:50	I'm wearing these clothes. I mean...
00:11:52	Have you ever had unlucky clothes?
00:11:54	This dress that you like?
00:11:56	Good things have not happened to me
00:11:58	But I saw it tonight and I said:
00:12:01	"I'm gonna give you one more chance."
00:12:03	And I refuse to be let down
00:12:09	Anyway, forget all that.
00:12:11	You're here, and we're together,
00:12:16	It's almost midnight.
00:12:18	Life cannot be so cruel
00:12:22	to eat.
00:12:27	- Hi, Chuck.
00:12:35	Wait. Where's Mitch?
00:12:39	I left him in the ballroom.
00:12:58	I'm sorry Ben missed the flight.
00:13:03	He forgot?
00:13:06	No storm in Georgia. No trustees.
00:13:11	No big ideas.
00:13:15	- What a fucking jerk.
00:13:17	He's a brilliant man who gives himself
00:13:23	Come on.
00:13:25	You know, there is nothing greater
00:13:28	that things maybe really are
00:13:31	And this guy, Ben,
00:13:34	who serially takes advantage of you,
00:13:37	And what I am saying is good.
00:13:42	You shouldn't be the substitute
00:13:46	This guy should be right here,
00:14:03	Maybe so.
00:14:08	He's lucky I'm not
00:14:15	I know why it's not you, but just tell me...
00:14:21	so I can see it from your perspective.
00:14:26	See, I know what you deserve.
00:14:31	What do I deserve?
00:14:35	You deserve...
00:14:40	You deserve...
00:14:47	You deserve...
00:14:56	a guy who says:
00:15:01	"I can't imagine a world without you.
00:15:05	"We will start a winery when we are 70.
00:15:10	"We will snowboard every December,
00:15:16	"And we will always have
00:15:19	"with the license plates reading:
00:15:25	You deserve all this and more.
00:15:30	It's not you, I know.
00:15:47	- Please don't take this as rejection.
00:16:00	Ben's very lucky. All we did was kiss.
00:16:05	Most of the sex I've had in my life
00:16:32	I'm putting on my shoes now.
00:16:41	Excuse me. Sorry.
00:17:02	I'm walking out the door...
00:17:06	in last night's clothes.
00:17:12	"Hey, Claire. Don't leave.
00:17:15	"Stay. Let's have breakfast."
00:17:29	I will miss your lips
00:17:37	See you, Mitch.
00:18:06	Claire, you slut!
00:18:08	- Claire! Swear to God!
00:18:31	Wait up!
00:18:34	Just tell me you love me
00:18:38	Claire, I'm just going to say this
00:18:42	It's not easy for me, but here goes.
00:18:48	Four days ago...
00:18:50	I lost a major
00:18:56	Frankly, you could round it off
00:19:01	And by tomorrow afternoon,
00:19:05	Something's gonna be published
00:19:09	spectacular failure in the history
00:19:13	which is all I know how to do.
00:19:15	And I've been here this whole time
00:19:19	and live up to this success...
00:19:22	that doesn't exist.
00:19:25	All I really want...
00:19:28	is to not be here.
00:19:35	I'm sorry.
00:19:37	I have a very dark appointment
00:19:42	That's my secret.
00:19:45	That's who I am.
00:19:48	That's it?
00:19:50	Yes, that's it.
00:19:53	I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:19:57	I guess I just thought a small part of you
00:20:02	But I guess this is all mostly
00:20:05	Of course, I'm sad about you.
00:20:07	But this is just a little bit bigger
00:20:09	And by the way, I didn't say million.
00:20:16	A billion dollars!
00:20:19	That's a lot of million!
00:20:24	So, you failed.
00:20:27	- No, you don't get it.
00:20:32	You failed, you failed, you failed.
00:20:39	You failed, you failed, you...
00:20:44	You think I care about that?
00:20:48	I do understand.
00:20:52	You're an artist, man.
00:20:55	Not accept blame and bow and say:
00:20:57	"Thank you, I'm a loser,
00:21:00	"Phil's mean to me..." So what?
00:21:02	I don't cry.
00:21:04	You want to be really great?
00:21:06	Then have the courage to fail big
00:21:10	Make them wonder
00:21:16	That's true greatness to me.
00:21:20	But...
00:21:22	don't listen to me, I'm a Claire.
00:21:27	- Well, thank you, Claire.
00:21:29	Now would you quit
00:21:32	You're always trying
00:21:35	and we're not even together.
00:21:38	I know.
00:21:41	Wait.
00:21:44	We're not?
00:21:49	Of course not.
00:21:51	We're the substitute people, remember?
00:22:00	I'll see you at Mitch's memorial,
00:22:43	All right, when I give you the signal
00:22:47	All right, slow and soulful.
00:22:50	Will do. Slow and soulful.
00:22:56	- She came!
00:22:58	That is her. That's Hollie.
00:23:01	Hollie!
00:23:02	- Hollie.
00:23:05	- You look more beautiful than ever.
00:23:38	Mitch wrote letters.
00:23:43	He was always there for me.
00:23:45	Where are you, Mitch?
00:23:47	And I loved him.
00:23:50	And y'all know that.
00:23:54	I loved him!
00:23:56	Even though he moved to California...
00:24:00	God love him,
00:24:04	And I will miss his laugh.
00:24:07	I don't have anything funny to say.
00:24:10	And I don't have a funny story to tell.
00:24:14	I will tell you, it wasn't easy for Mitch
00:24:18	and start over again in California.
00:24:35	And I apologize, per se,
00:24:39	And to all of you
00:24:42	it has gone beautifully, and thank you.
00:24:45	- Lena, it hasn't hit him yet.
00:24:49	Ladies and gentlemen...
00:24:52	Hollie Baylor.
00:24:58	I want you to stay awake for this,
00:25:19	I'm a little nervous.
00:25:22	But here we are.
00:25:25	It's been a while.
00:25:31	There was this shorthand
00:25:36	We were complete opposites,
00:25:43	The plan was to send...
00:25:46	my son to represent the family.
00:25:50	I was terrified
00:25:53	that woman from California
00:25:57	Even though we only lived in California
00:26:01	for 18 months, 27 years ago...
00:26:05	I always... felt it.
00:26:10	All because I was standing
00:26:15	and this handsome captain walked in...
00:26:19	on his way home to Elizabethtown.
00:26:22	And he was engaged. And so was I.
00:26:29	And somehow I hijacked him
00:26:39	But something happened between us...
00:26:43	that was not part of the plan.
00:26:48	We were in love.
00:26:57	Let me tell you a little bit about life
00:27:02	I wanted to get to know
00:27:06	and it actually ate me.
00:27:09	I went to the bank
00:27:12	and I got home
00:27:14	and my face was still green
00:27:16	that I had forgotten to take off.
00:27:18	And I called our insurance man
00:27:22	whose son Mitch had actually helped
00:27:26	to tell him that Mitch was gone.
00:27:30	He didn't call me back for two days.
00:27:35	The car, the bank, the insurance man,
00:27:39	I mean, nobody truly cared.
00:27:45	Not like us.
00:27:50	I always wanted to learn to tap dance...
00:27:52	so I took tap dance lessons.
00:27:54	And I wanted to learn... Yeah, I did.
00:27:56	And I wanted to learn
00:27:58	and so I attempted that.
00:28:01	And I fixed the toilet.
00:28:07	Yeah. All by myself.
00:28:10	And I wanted to learn to laugh.
00:28:16	Why couldn't I be funnier
00:28:19	But you know, I figured it out.
00:28:23	and it takes time to extract joy from life.
00:28:29	So I enrolled in comedy school.
00:28:34	Yeah, I did. I know, I know.
00:28:37	I was the oldest one in the class.
00:28:41	And we were told to tell a story.
00:28:44	Something true,
00:28:47	So I got up there
00:28:53	and the love he left behind.
00:29:00	A few days after Mitch died...
00:29:02	I was walking through the yard
00:29:06	who was a very good friend
00:29:10	and he saw me coming
00:29:14	and he said,
00:29:18	And I knew that he needed
00:29:22	and to share it,
00:29:25	And he put his arms around me,
00:29:29	and his embrace tightened.
00:29:32	Finally, here was somebody
00:29:39	And then...
00:29:42	I felt something else.
00:29:58	Something huge.
00:30:07	Let's just say it, let's just say it!
00:30:09	A boner.
00:30:15	I know.
00:30:21	A boner, that's what I get.
00:30:23	That's what I get
00:30:26	Boner Bob, my neighbor.
00:30:40	Oh, dear.
00:30:49	He rooted for all of you.
00:30:58	I love you.
00:31:00	This is for you, your favorite song...
00:31:05	on a Saturday night.
00:33:08	Well, you really brought
00:33:10	I'll give you that.
00:33:25	I have this thing for you.
00:33:31	It's a very unique map.
00:33:35	It's for your road trip home.
00:33:37	Right, a map.
00:33:42	You promised. Remember?
00:33:45	No. No, I do, I remember.
00:33:58	This is for you, Mitch.
00:34:32	Free Bird, huh?
00:34:37	- Well, I better get back to...
00:34:44	He finally made it.
00:34:48	Does Ben even exist?
00:34:59	Just call me when you get home...
00:35:03	and not until.
00:35:06	I want you to get into the deep...
00:35:09	beautiful melancholy
00:35:21	It's a great map.
00:36:07	- Jessie!
00:36:41	Oh, my God!
00:37:06	I am a licensed flight attendant!
00:37:34	As a specialist
00:37:39	this one was pretty iconically Claire.
00:38:04	Friends and neighbors,
00:38:07	to say our final goodbyes
00:38:12	Mitch.
00:38:49	Come on, General.
00:39:04	The route of Claire's map...
00:39:07	with accompanying music
00:39:10	would take 42 hours...
00:39:14	and 11 minutes.
00:39:16	"Turn on ignition."
00:39:34	"Begin your journey
00:40:02	She had laid out the entire road trip...
00:40:04	and timed it to music
00:40:12	The songs, of course,
00:40:16	About her, of course.
00:40:19	And the rich flurry
00:40:34	60B.
00:40:47	This is The Hombres.
00:41:01	And she had even provided music
00:41:08	Down to the minute.
00:41:36	You have five minutes to wallow
00:41:40	Enjoy it, embrace it, discard it...
00:41:46	and proceed.
00:41:58	Here is a river
00:42:04	"This is America," she wrote.
00:42:07	And if everybody gets a vote
00:42:12	here are a few
00:42:16	Or scattered.
00:42:33	"Pause for 30 minutes
00:42:38	And elsewhere in Memphis.
00:42:54	This would be a good time
00:42:58	and say hello to Russ.
00:42:59	How you doing?
00:43:01	He's hung onto the place
00:43:04	He'll tell you a few stories.
00:43:11	Look. Look at this. That's the blues!
00:43:18	And just around the corner,
00:43:25	The hotel balcony where
00:44:11	His death was only the beginning
00:44:17	You go across the bridge
00:44:20	Jeff Buckley's funeral bed...
00:44:21	as the night air
00:44:23	around your face,
00:44:25	You can feel the soul of that dark water
00:44:53	Some music needs air.
00:44:56	Roll down your window.
00:45:11	- All right! Good!
00:45:13	I love you too, Drew.
00:45:16	- Tucky.
00:45:42	Good morning.
00:45:45	How you doing?
00:45:58	The Survivor Tree.
00:46:00	It's my favorite tree in the world.
00:46:04	And I like trees.
00:46:19	"This once highly-anticipated product...
00:46:22	"may actually cause an entire
00:46:32	Sadness is easier
00:46:35	I say, make time to dance alone...
00:46:38	with one hand waving free.
00:47:18	Look at us.
00:47:20	You with your many almost-great
00:47:26	Oh, God.
00:47:32	Both of us working so hard...
00:47:35	for what?
00:47:41	We should have taken this trip
00:47:51	And the fact that I wanna go home
00:47:55	For what? For Phil?
00:47:59	No!
00:49:05	Don't get lost.
00:49:09	Proceed to the second largest
00:49:14	located on...
00:49:15	The Second Largest Farmer's
00:49:19	for some essentials
00:49:58	Go to the pet area. Look inside the book
00:50:13	Find a pair of Späsmoticas on display...
00:50:16	and look inside.
00:50:20	Here you have reached
00:50:23	You can go to your car and the rest
00:50:28	Or...
00:50:33	look for a girl in a red hat...
00:50:36	who's waiting for you
00:52:52	No true fiasco...
00:52:54	ever began as a quest
00:52:58	A motto of the
00:53:02	"Those who risk, win."
00:53:05	A single green vine shoot
00:53:12	The Pacific Northwestern salmon
00:53:16	on its quest to travel
00:53:18	against the current,
00:53:23	Sex, of course.
00:53:25	But also...
00:53:32	life.
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