Employee Of The Month

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00:01:26 Yeah.
00:01:29 - Incoming.
00:01:34 - Iqbal, order up!
00:01:36 Hey, did Humera get that promotion yet?
00:01:37 The boss is gonna think about it.
00:01:39 Nice.
00:01:42 Lon. Lon. Lon!
00:01:45 Jimmy Buffett. Who?
00:01:47 Sleeping, buddy?
00:01:49 No, adjustmenting.
00:01:53 Crikey, is it time to close this bitch
00:01:56 We got about another hour.
00:01:57 Lon, you ever thought about
00:02:00 They say only about one in 1,500 people
00:02:03 That's a risk I'm not willing to take.
00:02:06 See you.
00:02:09 - Mom, can I get this?
00:02:12 Please. But I really want this.
00:02:13 Actually that's 40% off. Open box policy.
00:02:16 - Today's your lucky day, buddy.
00:02:19 Thank you.
00:02:23 - Hi, Zack.
00:02:26 My mom made you some blueberry muffins.
00:02:27 Oh, what a sweetheart.
00:02:29 That is where you get your charm from,
00:02:32 I guess so.
00:02:36 Damn it!
00:02:40 Not this month, Zack. Not this month.
00:02:51 Who's Anal?
00:02:53 It's anal, dumb-ass.
00:02:55 Anal? You do?
00:02:58 Since when are you in the business
00:03:01 This is cashier number one.
00:03:03 Tell Zack he's messed with the bull
00:03:06 The bull's in the china shop.
00:03:09 I am the bull, he is the china shop.
00:03:13 My uncle had a bull. Big cojones.
00:03:15 Jorge's uncle had a...
00:03:20 Do not speak to me when I am on-line.
00:03:27 Hey, man. Looks like you're in trouble, guy.
00:03:31 Let's just focus here, okay, Russell?
00:03:35 My dented deviled ham
00:03:37 for your crushed bread
00:03:40 Wait a minute.
00:03:44 Deviled ham is almost a spiritual meal.
00:03:50 Okay, fine. You're on.
00:03:53 - Well, let's go then.
00:03:57 - One, two, three!
00:04:00 - Paper covers rock! All me!
00:04:02 Cameron, bag up my stuff for me.
00:04:04 - Now, that's not part of the deal, guy.
00:04:10 It smells like ass.
00:04:13 He's so...
00:04:17 - Have you seen Zack?
00:04:20 Well, I bet if he were covered
00:04:23 you'd know exactly where he were at.
00:04:30 - That your pen?
00:04:33 - Well, where did you get it?
00:04:36 - Who gave it to you?
00:04:38 Is your name Semi because you're the size
00:04:42 or because you're semi-retarded?
00:04:45 - I don't know.
00:04:47 Attention Super Club shoppers.
00:04:51 So if you could please
00:04:55 - There you are.
00:04:58 - He does not do anal.
00:05:01 Do you know what this is?
00:05:03 Yes. That is a 10-times-larger-than-life
00:05:06 Oh, that's hilarious.
00:05:09 I realize that you don't care about
00:05:13 And I want to thank you
00:05:15 My job, jerk-off.
00:05:17 You know, it's funny. For the past 10 years,
00:05:19 I've been climbing
00:05:22 But you, you haven't moved at all.
00:05:25 I'm almost at the top.
00:05:27 It goes manager, section manager,
00:05:32 clean-up crew, night clean-up guy,
00:05:36 - That's what you are.
00:05:38 Yeah. That's why you can't
00:05:42 You know, after all this time,
00:05:43 you'd think you'd understand
00:05:46 Yeah, the lowest of the low.
00:05:48 Aren't you a box boy, too, Jorge?
00:05:50 Oh yeah, but he's my box boy.
00:05:52 Yeah, I'm his box boy.
00:05:54 Your love for him
00:05:56 You listen to me, jerk-off,
00:05:59 - Chill, boss, it's Glen.
00:06:01 - Mr. Gary.
00:06:03 Good evening, gentlemen.
00:06:06 and I've got big news.
00:06:08 Thanks for being prompt.
00:06:10 Well, we got the call from Corporate,
00:06:14 Today Vince broke
00:06:16 and has been officially recognized
00:06:21 Needless to say,
00:06:23 Dirk, go ahead. Put the star up.
00:06:27 Congratulations to Vince,
00:06:29 employee of the month
00:06:33 - Yeah. Yeah.
00:06:36 As most of you know,
00:06:39 he'll go into the hall of fame,
00:06:41 he'll be put on
00:06:44 and he'll win a brand-newish
00:06:49 - Yeah!
00:06:52 I realize that Vince has won
00:06:56 it's anybody's ball game.
00:06:57 And I like to encourage
00:07:00 A little extra effort could earn you a star.
00:07:04 So grab a broom, help a lost customer,
00:07:09 Don't be afraid to go above and beyond.
00:07:12 I welcome all challengers.
00:07:14 "I welcome all challengers."
00:07:16 I am so proud of you.
00:07:18 Well, nobody has ever been to the magic 18
00:07:24 The store will close early on the 30th
00:07:28 Yeah.
00:07:30 Now, it'll be semi-formal and mandatory,
00:07:33 which means
00:07:35 - Mandatory?
00:07:38 Corporate will be there and we need
00:07:44 - Sorry, sir.
00:07:48 Lastly, we'll have a new cashier
00:07:54 - Her name is...
00:07:55 Amy...
00:07:57 So please make her feel welcome.
00:08:02 Yeah, let's give her
00:08:05 - Super Club!
00:08:09 - Yeah, Super Club.
00:08:11 Thank you, Vince.
00:08:14 All right, everybody, be safe out there.
00:08:17 Now, don't forget to sign-up
00:08:21 'cause we need players.
00:08:23 How could you do that?
00:08:24 Hey, guy, we're headed over
00:08:29 No. I'm having dinner
00:08:31 Need a lift?
00:08:34 No.
00:08:47 - Where's that beautiful lady of mine?
00:08:53 Grandma, I think it's time that you invest
00:08:55 in something a little less speculative.
00:08:58 You really think I should take
00:09:02 One-nothing, Grandma.
00:09:15 What have we got here?
00:09:17 Where's it going? What's that?
00:09:21 Oh, Lean Pockets.
00:09:25 Oh, well, now, I refuse to believe
00:09:29 Oh, stop it!
00:09:30 Oh, that's a lot of lotion.
00:09:32 Somebody's gonna
00:09:34 Maybe I will.
00:09:35 Your total is $69.60... Just kidding, $24.08.
00:09:38 Oh, gosh, did you get these
00:09:42 Oh, they smell wonderful. They really do.
00:09:45 Look at them.
00:09:49 Yeah, he's like Cirque du Soleil over there.
00:09:51 Oh, the Zumanity.
00:09:53 Anyone can do that. Anyone could do that.
00:09:56 Okay, and you've been
00:10:01 He's got a point.
00:10:02 Wait a second here.
00:10:03 You have no idea how much planning
00:10:06 to keep such a low profile, okay?
00:10:09 - Zack, boxes needed at checkout four.
00:10:13 - Hey, guys.
00:10:14 Do me a favor. Can you bring
00:10:18 Okay.
00:10:21 - Yeah.
00:10:26 Now, that's art.
00:10:37 She is totally untouchable.
00:10:40 No, she's hot,
00:10:42 Yeah, it's called the dingly.
00:10:46 I'll see you guys later.
00:10:48 Hey, Zack, don't forget Sasha... Tasha...
00:10:52 - You're covering for me.
00:10:54 Excuse me,
00:10:56 Sir, I work here.
00:10:59 - Really?
00:11:01 This lady doesn't have a membership card.
00:11:04 - Oh, I'll take it from here, bro.
00:11:09 Listen, I'm gonna let you pass this time,
00:11:11 but next time you might want to use
00:11:15 Maybe wear an eye patch or something.
00:11:17 Because nobody's gonna believe
00:11:19 No seriously, it's supposed to be
00:11:23 - You're the new cashier?
00:11:25 Hey.
00:11:27 - I'm sorry. I didn't...
00:11:29 Nobody would believe...
00:11:34 I'm Zack.
00:11:35 I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.
00:11:37 Yeah, he gets a little stubborn sometimes.
00:11:39 You give a guy a badge and suddenly gets
00:11:41 - this false sense of power.
00:11:42 - Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
00:11:44 - No way.
00:11:46 Hi, there.
00:11:47 Check stand number one.
00:11:51 Vince Downey? I've heard of you.
00:11:53 You have the fastest hands
00:11:55 8.9 pass-through rate, huh?
00:11:57 Oh, boy. Well, I guess my reputation
00:12:02 It's actually 9.1,
00:12:03 now that I set the southwest regional
00:12:06 - That's amazing. I'm Amy Renfroe.
00:12:10 Is that Nordic?
00:12:13 I don't think so.
00:12:14 Well I was just judging from
00:12:18 I assumed you were from Nordica.
00:12:21 Nordica, that's just north of Timberland,
00:12:25 Oh, he's quick with a joke
00:12:28 I see you met Zack.
00:12:30 Yeah, he's in charge of the boxes.
00:12:32 - Box boy?
00:12:35 Zack, we still need some boxes
00:12:38 Minute.
00:12:40 So many boxes, so little time.
00:12:42 You know I just started my break.
00:12:46 - Oh, my God. That'd be great.
00:12:49 - Okay. Nice to meet you, Zack.
00:12:53 Wow. That's got to hurt.
00:12:55 Man, he is always doing that to you.
00:12:58 Remember the redhead in Gardening?
00:13:03 And the Asian in Automotive.
00:13:07 Oh, and the blond in Frozen Foods
00:13:13 - You remember her?
00:13:16 Okay.
00:13:17 Russell, I need all the 411 on Amy Renfroe.
00:13:21 - And I need that stat.
00:13:23 - On it.
00:13:25 Lilly, Daddy's coming home.
00:14:00 Pleasure doing business with you.
00:14:34 Come on, guys,
00:14:36 - How's that B-52 coming along?
00:14:41 Hey, guy, I got the 411
00:14:46 All right.
00:14:46 I made some calls.
00:14:50 Cost me a dented cheese pallet,
00:14:53 All right, come on, come on.
00:14:54 Apparently she requested the transfer
00:15:00 Okay, what kind of issues?
00:15:01 Well, I think she has a thing
00:15:06 No way.
00:15:07 Yeah, that picture goes up on the wall,
00:15:10 she slides into the sack like a singed koala
00:15:16 - No shit.
00:15:18 You know what? I don't believe it.
00:15:20 I know this. We had a moment.
00:15:26 Well apparently
00:15:29 - Let's go. Let's go.
00:15:35 The bad news, you got carpel tunnel.
00:15:38 Check it out, guy.
00:15:43 Chicks always go after the alpha male.
00:15:49 And you,
00:15:52 dangling in the teeth of the lion,
00:15:57 No, wait a minute, box boy.
00:15:59 You're like the little hairy nutsack
00:16:02 swinging back and forth while
00:16:05 Russell.
00:16:09 Yeah?
00:16:11 Your metaphors are magical,
00:16:16 Roger.
00:16:18 Just going back and forth, hairy
00:16:23 - Pete!
00:16:28 Well, fine. I'll win employee of the month.
00:16:35 What? Come on.
00:16:39 Oh, you're kidding, right? You know,
00:16:44 - Easy.
00:16:47 Fine.
00:16:48 - Yeah, but you also have to...
00:16:50 - ...with your job description. Go beyond...
00:16:53 - ...the duties of your job.
00:16:54 I'm serious, you guys.
00:16:59 Having fun? I hope you wore protection.
00:17:02 You know, maybe you should listen
00:17:06 - You ain't got a shot.
00:17:09 Easy there, Hubble Telescope.
00:17:13 No, I'm serious.
00:17:16 Well, I'll give you a hint.
00:17:18 and he lost his virginity in the Boy Scouts.
00:17:20 - Uncle Donny?
00:17:23 I have the fastest check stand
00:17:26 Southwest, man.
00:17:27 I'm gonna obliterate
00:17:30 - Obliterate it, boss.
00:17:33 You will not stand in my way.
00:17:34 - Bring it.
00:17:37 And someone's going to get hurt.
00:17:42 That means you, man.
00:17:46 I am the boss and I get the last word.
00:17:49 - All right, boss. I'm sorry.
00:17:52 - Sorry.
00:17:54 - Okay.
00:17:58 He's going down. I'm gonna win.
00:18:13 Hey, Grandma.
00:18:20 - Remember this guy?
00:18:25 I love you too, Grandma.
00:19:30 Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:35 What?
00:19:37 Hey!
00:19:42 Wow.
00:19:44 I was just warming it up for you, boss.
00:19:46 You wanna see what gets me warm, Jorge?
00:19:56 It's sweet. Is it leather?
00:20:00 Oh, no. It's pleather. Way better.
00:20:05 It won't fade or crack with age.
00:20:08 Hey, come on, stay off the glass.
00:20:12 So what are you gonna do
00:20:15 Sell, most likely.
00:20:17 - How much?
00:20:19 It's probably going to be
00:20:21 Of course. It means the world to me.
00:20:25 I'm gonna think.
00:20:29 No way.
00:20:31 Hey, good morning.
00:20:33 Good morning, Super Club people.
00:20:36 Zack Bradley just punching
00:20:38 Extra effort. Doing it the Super Club way
00:20:41 And I'm punching my very own
00:20:49 Holy crap. You're really serious about this?
00:20:53 I told you I could do this. I can do this.
00:20:58 Here you go, Sam. Boxes, Mike. All you.
00:21:06 - Hey, what's up, Amy?
00:21:07 Do you need any more boxes?
00:21:11 No, thank you.
00:21:13 Okay. Well, listen, if there's anything else
00:21:16 Five minutes or I'm buying!
00:21:40 Oh, please.
00:21:42 Like I said, five minutes or I'm buying.
00:21:47 And ten, nine, eight, seven,
00:21:52 six, five, four,
00:21:56 three two, one!
00:22:01 Come on!
00:22:11 See, you can't beat a guy like that.
00:22:14 Yes, I can.
00:22:16 $230.45.
00:22:19 He'll take care of that.
00:22:22 so, next show in 15 minutes.
00:22:26 Bye, Vince.
00:22:28 - You ready to do this?
00:22:32 Eagle Eye, this is Brown Trouser.
00:22:36 Eagle... This is Brown... Brown Eye.
00:22:45 Clean-up on aisle 313.
00:23:01 You've gotta be kidding me!
00:23:17 - Not today!
00:23:20 - No way, Zack!
00:23:45 I almost had him.
00:23:50 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Here you go, Zack.
00:23:56 Got it.
00:24:04 Let me guess. Vince?
00:24:06 You know I can't say. You know the rules.
00:24:27 Look away.
00:24:36 Pretty.
00:24:47 Yeah.
00:24:48 Looks like it's gonna be harder
00:24:50 Not to worry.
00:24:53 Looks like you already have.
00:24:55 Hey, don't forget.
00:24:57 Ain't no party like an Iqbal party.
00:25:00 Word.
00:25:07 Amy!
00:25:11 - Amy, hey.
00:25:13 - How you doing?
00:25:15 Listen, I was wondering if maybe
00:25:18 I know you don't know a lot of people.
00:25:21 It might be kind of cool
00:25:24 Oh, I actually have dinner plans with Vince.
00:25:28 Oh, well, that's cool. That will be good.
00:25:30 I gotta go to this thing. Going to be
00:25:34 I don't have to go, but... I mean, I do, but...
00:25:38 - I guess I'll just... I'll see you later.
00:25:41 - And where's he taking you?
00:25:46 - Classy.
00:25:48 All right, my break's over,
00:25:50 - Gotcha.
00:25:53 - Do you want some?
00:25:58 No. I don't want any water. I'm good.
00:26:00 - Okay. All right.
00:26:02 - Bye.
00:26:04 Enjoy your water.
00:26:10 Oh, hey, boxy lady.
00:26:12 I think it's over there.
00:26:15 Yeah, over there.
00:26:18 Over there.
00:26:22 Amy!
00:26:24 - Excuse me.
00:26:27 I dropped my glasses off this morning.
00:26:30 - No.
00:26:33 No. This is "Glasses in About an Hour".
00:26:39 - So when can I pick them up?
00:26:45 Are you staring at my breasts?
00:26:49 I don't know.
00:26:52 Freak.
00:26:57 Hey, Vince.
00:27:01 Vince! Hey, what's up, man?
00:27:05 There is a massive rumor going around
00:27:09 As a matter of fact, I do. With Amy.
00:27:13 Nice, man! Yeah.
00:27:14 - Whoa. What is this?
00:27:16 You hitting the gym?
00:27:18 Yeah, I'm hitting the gym.
00:27:20 - Doing some squats?
00:27:23 Wow, it is working. What is that, pecs?
00:27:26 Yeah.
00:27:27 Okay! Just lay off, buddy.
00:27:30 - All right.
00:27:33 Listen, I'm going to tell you something.
00:27:36 but first dates are so important, you know?
00:27:41 that you make an amazing first impression.
00:27:45 Are we through here?
00:27:46 That's it, man,
00:27:51 You are working out.
00:28:01 Jesus Christ. Where the hell are we,
00:28:07 How many kids you got there, eight balls?
00:28:10 - Just 22.
00:28:13 Whoever blows the candles out first,
00:28:18 Hey, Zack, that employee of the month
00:28:25 What the fuck?
00:28:27 Come on. Come on, you guys.
00:28:30 I think it's great.
00:28:33 There is no honor
00:28:36 Think about it, guys.
00:28:37 We could be working over there
00:28:42 Pass me the chips there, eight balls.
00:28:44 Plus, I hear they make you wear
00:28:48 the dog collars, on your ankles.
00:28:50 So they know where you are all the time,
00:28:53 and if you leave the main floor
00:28:56 True.
00:28:58 I knew a guy in upper management, man,
00:29:01 Strapped one of those things
00:29:04 ran out into the parking lot and blew a $3
00:29:09 Ids-kay. Ids-kay.
00:29:11 Knocked a little Korean kid
00:29:14 Oh, speaking of $3
00:29:17 isn't Vince going out with Amy tonight?
00:29:20 Yes, yes, he is.
00:29:23 since I have his wallet.
00:29:26 You want to get some pizzas
00:29:30 I mean, why climb Everest
00:29:33 - That's my goal.
00:29:43 Zack.
00:29:46 I must have forgotten my wallet
00:29:48 Oh, well, for the fastest checker
00:29:52 Wow. Thanks, Sandy,
00:29:55 Are you kidding me?
00:29:58 You know what,
00:30:01 Oh, that'd be great, huh? Dessert.
00:30:10 She's one of my regulars
00:30:12 Wow, your customers
00:30:16 You know, I care. Maybe that's my downfall,
00:30:22 but I think it's important.
00:30:25 Wow. Those are amazing.
00:30:32 Supple. Are they veneers? Is it a porcelain?
00:30:35 - These?
00:30:37 Oh, they're mine.
00:30:38 It's like you have ivory smuggled in
00:30:41 It's intoxicating. I'm intoxicated by it.
00:30:44 Wow.
00:30:51 Well, that was a good evening, huh?
00:30:53 Yeah, it was great.
00:30:56 It's nice and early still.
00:30:57 You're not going to go to bed now,
00:30:59 Yeah, I think so.
00:31:01 Alone?
00:31:04 Okay. Okay. You sure?
00:31:09 Going once. Going twice.
00:31:14 Going three times. Okay, here we go.
00:31:24 - All right, good night. Good night.
00:31:30 Yes. See you at work, kitten.
00:31:46 - Hey, Vince.
00:31:49 Oh, I found your wallet
00:31:53 Wanted to get that back to you.
00:31:55 Yeah, I was probably shopping
00:31:58 I don't know if you want the stuff
00:32:00 Very funny.
00:32:02 Oh, hey, Zack.
00:32:04 My date last night with Amy,
00:32:07 I mean, she is a good kisser.
00:32:12 Hey, good luck
00:32:15 You got a little schmaltz
00:32:18 - I don't buy it.
00:32:21 I don't fall for jokes.
00:32:23 Okay. Just right there. Just one... Okay.
00:32:34 I didn't fall for that.
00:32:43 - Wow, I really love this song.
00:32:49 - Ten grand, huh?
00:32:52 This is the car that started it all.
00:32:57 But you told me you flipped it, twice.
00:33:01 Exactly. 233,000. All highway.
00:33:05 That's nothing for an '81.
00:33:15 Mint?
00:33:17 I'll tell you what.
00:33:20 with these low miles for less money, buy it.
00:33:24 Don't think about it, buy it.
00:33:32 - Can I take it for a spin?
00:33:35 - Well, can you give me a ride home later?
00:33:39 - Can you give me a ride to the bus stop?
00:33:45 Well, can I stay here with you
00:33:48 Absolutely.
00:33:57 Hey, Zack. Oh, Sustan's got soccer practice
00:34:01 - You got it.
00:34:02 - Hey, fellas.
00:34:04 Can you be on the lookout for a little boy
00:34:08 - Vince know about this yet?
00:34:10 Okay, could you keep this on the QT
00:34:13 I guess so.
00:34:15 That's probably him.
00:34:17 I'll check it out.
00:34:33 Come on! Yeah!
00:34:35 - No unauthorized use of the equipment!
00:34:39 - Get away from the machine!
00:34:41 - Relinquish your weapon!
00:34:46 Suckers!
00:34:48 Oh, that's nice.
00:34:54 Oh, no! You were hit by a ricochet.
00:34:57 I brought it, bitch.
00:35:01 All right!
00:35:30 Sorry, Zack.
00:35:31 - Oh, thank you. Let's go.
00:35:35 Hey, Zack, I brought you the small pack.
00:35:51 Hey there, Mr. Gold Star.
00:35:53 - How are you, bright smile?
00:35:56 I guess I'm gonna to have to
00:37:27 - Hey.
00:37:30 I know. I know. I missed drinks last night.
00:37:33 I'm not here for that.
00:37:35 I came outside to pass gas.
00:37:42 Man, this employee-of-the-month thing
00:37:50 Maybe you should just do it for yourself,
00:37:53 for your pride, and the rest will come,
00:38:01 The universe always has a plan, Zack.
00:38:13 Told you.
00:38:16 Damn! The thing's heavier than it looks.
00:38:21 - Hi, do you need some help with that?
00:38:26 - It's for my husband.
00:38:30 Oh, he's not dead. Not yet.
00:38:32 It's just too good a deal to pass up.
00:38:34 Well, do you need some help
00:38:37 No, thank you.
00:38:40 I'm gonna make him load it.
00:38:42 Well, good luck murdering your husband.
00:38:44 If you need my help, holler.
00:38:49 - Excuse me.
00:38:51 That young man is wonderful.
00:38:53 I'll be back for sure, just because of him.
00:38:56 - Oh, that man there? No surprise.
00:39:02 This is the guy. He's a wonderful fella.
00:39:06 Well, thank you.
00:39:08 May I help you find your way to your car?
00:39:11 I know where it is, idiot.
00:39:30 Hey, Vince. What, they kick you
00:39:33 No, just here to watch
00:39:37 Five more days and I seal the deal.
00:39:43 Your math skills are astonishing, Vince.
00:39:45 All right, here he is. The man of the hour.
00:39:49 Soon that Malibu will be mine.
00:39:57 Hey, what... Give me this.
00:40:01 Okay, you've made a big mistake.
00:40:03 No mistake. Zack has shown
00:40:06 - Come here.
00:40:08 You're welcome.
00:40:12 Oh, no. Vince, not now.
00:40:14 - Hey, you gotta listen to me.
00:40:20 Yes!
00:40:24 I'm on the board, come on!
00:40:26 - You the man.
00:40:27 Wow, Zack, you got a star. Fantastic.
00:40:30 Oh, that's nothing really.
00:40:33 Nothing? What do you mean, "nothing"?
00:40:36 - Want to grab a drink after this?
00:40:40 Really? Great.
00:40:41 I'm late shift,
00:40:45 - Perfect.
00:40:46 - All right.
00:40:47 Yeah, later.
00:40:51 - Holy shit.
00:40:53 The female lioness
00:40:57 and just like that,
00:41:01 - You think? Really?
00:41:04 - No. No I didn't.
00:41:07 Pretty impressive
00:41:09 But don't get used to it. It was a fluke.
00:41:11 No box boy's ever won
00:41:14 You got to be the QB to win the MVP, baby.
00:41:20 Yup.
00:41:22 Iqbal, hey. Just double-checking.
00:41:25 Yeah, sure, of course. I got you covered.
00:41:27 Thanks, man. You're a good friend.
00:41:29 Zacky, what do you want for din-din?
00:41:32 I can't. I have a late dinner.
00:41:38 With whom? A girl?
00:41:42 New girl at work. Cashier.
00:41:46 Why, you look very handsome.
00:41:51 - Amy's a very lucky girl.
00:41:54 Maybe you should plant the seed tonight.
00:41:56 - What?
00:42:00 You know,
00:42:05 Because you mustn't rush things.
00:42:07 Take it easy, because then the seed of love
00:42:14 Thanks, Grams.
00:42:15 - And don't forget...
00:42:18 To wash your balls.
00:42:21 You're the best.
00:42:33 - Buenas noches.
00:42:37 How about me, you and a bottle of wine?
00:42:40 I got a sweet deal
00:42:43 I actually have dinner plans
00:42:46 - Zack? The box boy, Zack?
00:42:51 Awesome. Awesome. Awesome.
00:42:57 That's awesome. Where's he taking you?
00:42:59 I don't know.
00:43:03 - I'll see you around.
00:43:07 It's like...
00:43:12 I wanna kiss you all over
00:43:17 Now, that is some of the best
00:43:20 Not a lot of people know about this place.
00:43:24 I won't tell.
00:43:26 Amy, could I offer you
00:43:29 - No, thanks. Yeah.
00:43:32 So what's on this evening's agenda?
00:43:35 Okay, this evening's agenda,
00:43:39 and before that, maybe take a few laps
00:43:43 Sounds ambitious.
00:43:45 But we should probably get going
00:43:47 I don't think we're in any shape
00:43:50 Don't worry about that, Amy.
00:44:00 Did you have restricted airflow
00:44:03 Focus. If they're not at the Steaksmith,
00:44:10 I don't know, bro. Her car is still here.
00:44:14 And I don't think he even has a license.
00:44:17 I'm clearly the driver.
00:44:19 You were supposed to provide intel.
00:44:46 Since the invention of the kiss,
00:44:49 that were rated the most passionate,
00:44:53 This one left them all behind.
00:45:00 The end.
00:45:02 This is what we gotta do, okay?
00:45:04 You see the lamp post in the middle
00:45:07 You got to hit the ball,
00:45:11 And if you do that, you win a free game.
00:45:13 All the way
00:45:14 - I'm gonna show you. No more questions.
00:45:16 No more questions, just examples.
00:45:18 - No way.
00:45:30 - Holy shit!
00:45:32 Oh, my God, that's amazing!
00:45:35 I've paid my dues,
00:45:38 All right, free game. Hit it off.
00:45:45 My head! My head!
00:45:49 Where did that come from? Shut up!
00:45:53 We're under attack.
00:45:56 This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!
00:46:00 You know, most guys I meet
00:46:04 But there's something different about you.
00:46:08 It's my tongue.
00:46:12 - Oh my!
00:46:14 No, what I was trying to say is that
00:46:17 with you, it's just effortless. Easy.
00:46:26 What about you? Drop-dead gorgeous,
00:46:32 I'm serious.
00:46:34 Most girls that are 9's or 10's, you know,
00:46:37 They have everything handed to them.
00:46:40 Not you. You're different.
00:46:43 And you seem to treat everybody the same.
00:46:48 - Check this out.
00:46:54 Holy shit!
00:46:56 - You have huge ears.
00:46:59 You have huge ears, Amy!
00:47:02 Gosh, I heard it all through grade school.
00:47:05 Dumbo. Baby New Year. Big ears.
00:47:11 Wow.
00:47:12 Good thing I don't have a complex about it
00:47:15 I'm sorry. It must have been tough.
00:47:19 I did go through a lot.
00:47:21 So should I... I should, like, whisper
00:47:25 Shut up! They're not bionic.
00:47:29 No, really, I probably hear even less
00:47:37 Well, I like everything about you.
00:47:48 Come on, we have a few more stops
00:47:50 - Okay.
00:47:56 Oh, you should work for the government
00:47:59 You call yourself my protege.
00:48:03 - I guess I had you pegged all wrong.
00:48:07 All right, well,
00:48:10 That you were just that guy that has been
00:48:15 Probably still lives with his mom.
00:48:18 Ouch, me? No. No, no, no, no.
00:48:23 All right then, let me ask you.
00:48:26 Why are you still a box boy?
00:48:30 There is an answer to that. But...
00:48:33 But what?
00:48:39 No, it's okay, it's all right. Just listen.
00:49:34 - Have you ever kissed a boy?
00:49:40 Sir!
00:49:43 - What is it?
00:49:45 Well, spit it out, Dirk.
00:49:47 Apparently, your brother,
00:49:50 He wants to do a quick audit.
00:49:53 Jesus! No.
00:49:56 I know.
00:49:58 Okay. Okay. That's fine.
00:50:01 We're fine. Right?
00:50:03 The only problem is that we just lost Janet
00:50:07 - Her shift is about to begin.
00:50:11 Lost as in dead, sir.
00:50:13 So, she's not coming in then?
00:50:17 I don't think so, sir.
00:50:20 Oh, God and Jesus. Rest her soul.
00:50:23 Call an emergency staff meeting. Now.
00:50:27 - Don't lollygag!
00:50:30 I've called you in here for two things.
00:50:32 First of all, the girl on check stand 13
00:50:37 - Oh, my God, Mary's dead!
00:50:39 - Oh, Lord, why?
00:50:43 Sorry, I meant Janet on three.
00:50:47 - Oh, thank God!
00:50:50 But my big brother, Glen Ross,
00:50:55 - to see how we're all doing.
00:50:57 And, yes, he can be very intimidating.
00:50:59 But don't let him get to you.
00:51:03 It's just his way.
00:51:05 So, we cannot let the lines
00:51:09 We really need everybody to just step it up.
00:51:11 That's impossible. We're short one checker
00:51:14 Nobody panic.
00:51:18 I'll do it.
00:51:19 Oh, God.
00:51:21 I'll work check stand number three.
00:51:23 - Is that legal?
00:51:26 Great, Zack.
00:51:29 - You can't be serious.
00:51:31 He will never be ready by next shift.
00:51:32 I mean, you can't just walk in off the street
00:51:36 It takes years and years of training.
00:51:38 perform a tracheotomy while we're at it.
00:51:41 I am up against a wall!
00:51:57 Hey, how you doing?
00:52:19 Are you okay, sir?
00:52:21 Well, you don't know what it's like, okay,
00:52:25 and have your big brother
00:52:28 It was awful.
00:52:29 - Well, I'm sure he's changed, sir.
00:52:32 He can be so emasculating.
00:52:35 - I'm not siding with him.
00:52:37 - I didn't, sir.
00:52:39 Bigger smile.
00:52:42 Straighten that tie.
00:52:45 Get back to work.
00:52:47 - Hello, sir, how are you? Nice to see you.
00:52:50 Check his receipt on the way out.
00:52:55 You, grab a rag now. Now!
00:53:00 - Little brother.
00:53:03 Bend over.
00:53:06 - I really don't think that it's appropriate...
00:53:10 - Please don't...
00:53:12 - Please.
00:53:18 Who's your boss? Who's your boss?
00:53:21 You are. You are.
00:53:23 - Good to see you!
00:53:26 It really is.
00:53:28 So what brings you in here, so early?
00:53:31 I thought you were only coming in
00:53:33 I want to make sure you're running
00:53:36 I don't wanna have to get rid
00:53:39 - Lines look a little long.
00:53:46 Nice to meet...
00:54:09 Damn it! What the frick is going on?
00:54:13 - I am going over your head.
00:54:17 - I got two.
00:54:20 Here's your new cashiers' lounge card.
00:54:22 You just slide it in the machine
00:54:26 Great.
00:54:29 Thanks. Thanks, Dirk.
00:54:34 Slide 'em in.
00:54:40 They gave me one of those stupid cards
00:54:45 - Like I'd ever use that.
00:55:08 - What are you doing here?
00:55:11 You can't tell the guys
00:55:13 Because I'm pretty picky about what I eat.
00:55:16 Zack, honey, I can't seem to find
00:55:20 Yeah, it's over in
00:55:22 You must be the big-eared girl.
00:55:26 - This, Amy, is my beautiful grandmother.
00:55:29 I'll meet you outside. Don't be late.
00:55:32 - Boy, is she smoking hot.
00:55:38 So you don't live with your mom, huh?
00:55:40 I never said anything
00:55:42 Now, can we please finish
00:55:45 Yeah.
00:55:50 Ten years ago, I had a start-up, a dot-com.
00:55:54 And I had a computer, I had a product,
00:56:00 - You? Come on.
00:56:02 I was a hotshot straight out of college,
00:56:08 - but, boy, was I wrong.
00:56:11 Borrowed a lot of money to get it started,
00:56:14 People know there's a risk.
00:56:16 Except for my grandmother,
00:56:19 That's why she kind of lives with me now.
00:56:23 After that I thought I'd do something
00:56:26 You know, something that
00:56:30 Except your own.
00:56:33 Yeah, thanks, Dr. Phyllis. I get your point.
00:56:36 Zacky, what's my PIN number?
00:56:39 1-2-3-4, Grandma.
00:56:43 Anyway, I got to get going.
00:56:47 - See you.
00:56:50 I'm a professional.
00:56:55 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
00:56:59 six, five, four, three, two...
00:57:09 It's free then.
00:57:11 We're going to need some insurance...
00:57:12 - That's not good.
00:57:14 - Yeah, go ahead.
00:57:50 Are you okay, Vince?
00:57:53 Am I losing it?
00:58:00 Well, apparently they have a lot in common.
00:58:04 And they even finish
00:58:06 What? Where did you hear this?
00:58:11 Why haven't you told me about this?
00:58:16 Everybody knows, home slice.
00:58:22 Well, I'm going to have
00:58:31 Push, push, push.
00:58:36 - Boss?
00:58:41 Save your energy.
00:58:44 Don't cry, okay? I'll cry for you, okay?
00:58:48 Get someone who speaks English.
00:59:07 Oh, hey. I didn't see you sitting there.
00:59:10 - You didn't?
00:59:13 Oh, my God, we ordered the same thing.
00:59:24 - How are you?
00:59:29 All right, well, my break's over,
00:59:31 - take off.
00:59:34 - Excuse me?
00:59:38 - Are you feeling all right?
00:59:41 Jinx, you owe me a Coke or...
00:59:46 - You can't talk till I...
00:59:49 - It's a jinx.
00:59:50 Buy low, sell high.
00:59:53 - I'll see you later.
00:59:57 Okay.
01:00:11 What are we gonna do then?
01:00:14 You gotta find a place to put those pallets.
01:00:16 I've checked the entire store, sir.
01:00:19 We can't afford to send these back, okay?
01:00:23 You don't have a big brother.
01:00:24 You don't know what it's like
01:00:27 I have a little sister, sir,
01:00:30 - I'm sorry.
01:00:31 Hey, guys.
01:00:36 Well, where the hell is he?
01:00:38 You know, we can't keep playing
01:00:43 - Cashiers have different break times.
01:00:46 I think he's gone to the dark side, guys.
01:00:48 - He wouldn't do that.
01:00:53 - What?
01:00:56 There's only four people in the world
01:00:59 And I don't think either one of us did this.
01:01:01 - So, who's the odd man out, huh?
01:01:06 He wouldn't do it on purpose, guys.
01:01:16 Not anymore.
01:01:18 - What, is it Zack?
01:01:20 - Tell me it's not Zack.
01:01:27 I knew it. He sucks ass.
01:01:31 Hey, what's up?
01:01:32 I have plans for tonight,
01:01:35 Love to.
01:01:36 All right, I'll pick you up at your place
01:01:37 - Okay, cool.
01:01:46 Excellent.
01:01:49 Hey, buddy, take a seat.
01:01:53 Welcome.
01:01:55 I won't bite. Come on.
01:02:00 - Nice, huh?
01:02:02 Downright decadent.
01:02:06 Yeah, yeah, I heard about that.
01:02:09 Please, have a drink.
01:02:11 Yeah, yeah, thank you. Thanks very much.
01:02:15 Not in here.
01:02:19 Nice, huh? Cheers.
01:02:22 Oh, boy.
01:02:23 Look at us here, just a couple of soldiers
01:02:28 Sitting here like a couple of old gay sailors.
01:02:31 What are we doing?
01:02:33 I'll tell you what. Let's, you and I,
01:02:37 You back off, I win E of M.
01:02:42 I get the girl, I get the promotion.
01:02:45 When they buck me up
01:02:48 I'm gonna do you a solid.
01:02:52 What do you say?
01:02:59 Thanks for the Coke.
01:03:04 Well, I've got something to say to you.
01:03:06 Nobody is going to stand in the way
01:03:09 Not a wall of fire.
01:03:12 And as for butter buns, she's all mine.
01:03:16 - And does Jorge know about her?
01:03:20 Who do you think she'd rather be with?
01:03:22 Some little lowly box boy
01:03:26 or King Dick, head cashier and winner
01:03:29 of the southwest regional
01:03:31 Let me think about that for a second.
01:03:34 - The answer is me. Head cashier, smart-ass.
01:03:40 I got bad news, bro.
01:03:45 - Were.
01:03:46 - "Were you."
01:04:08 Hey, guy.
01:04:10 What the hell happened
01:04:12 I know what you guys are thinking,
01:04:14 But I'm three days away
01:04:17 I just gotta do what it takes, all right?
01:04:19 If I put some cheese up in the clubhouse,
01:04:20 you guys got to suck it up for a little bit.
01:04:22 You know, it's just a temporary thing.
01:04:25 Trust, is it right there?
01:04:27 This is what I'm thinking.
01:04:29 if it goes the way I think it's gonna go,
01:04:31 I'm gonna be able to get you guys
01:04:35 I know it. Cool?
01:04:38 I can see it. It's cool. All right.
01:04:41 Ass.
01:04:52 - Hey.
01:04:54 - You look nice.
01:05:02 Clear. Come on. Come on.
01:05:05 - Do you know the plan?
01:05:07 Okay.
01:05:10 - What is that smell?
01:05:15 - Oh, God, did you fart?
01:05:22 - Where did you get these pantyhose?
01:05:44 - Did you get them all?
01:05:47 - What are you eating?
01:05:53 - It's rancid.
01:06:05 What are you doing?
01:06:20 I will not do time for you.
01:06:25 You said you were a Mexican,
01:06:30 Thanks again. I had a lot of fun.
01:06:32 Yeah, I did... Did, too.
01:06:35 I didn't know anybody really ever won
01:06:38 - Well, I've tossed a lot of dimes in my day.
01:06:43 - Well, good night.
01:06:47 All right.
01:06:53 - All right.
01:06:59 - Drive safely.
01:07:22 What? No! No! No! Shit!
01:07:28 Twelve minutes! Shit!
01:07:39 Vince.
01:07:46 Oh, I love the smell of a championship
01:08:00 Have you guys seen Zack this morning?
01:08:03 - What?
01:08:05 We haven't seen
01:08:19 Move. Move. Move. Coming through.
01:08:23 Excuse me.
01:08:26 Too close. Too close.
01:08:38 Move!
01:09:29 Is that all you got?
01:09:37 Where's my card? Where...
01:09:40 No. No.
01:09:43 Yes! It's over. Of course.
01:09:47 Hey, Zack.
01:09:49 Mikhal's championship game is this Friday.
01:09:53 On it, Iqbal.
01:10:01 - You are...
01:10:06 Thank you, Iqbal.
01:10:08 No!
01:10:12 It's a large item.
01:10:16 It's a great shirt.
01:10:18 There you are. Radio.
01:10:21 Check stand one. We've got a bulk item.
01:10:23 "Piece o' shit Honda" on aisle 116.
01:10:26 On it.
01:10:29 Vince, I think you're gonna wanna see this.
01:10:32 Watch the stand for me, Jorge.
01:10:40 What kind of a sick animal?
01:10:42 God damn it. Someone get this down.
01:10:45 - Is there a problem here?
01:10:49 No, no, no, I bought it. Here is my receipt.
01:10:51 The only thing that you own
01:10:54 This is my vehicle.
01:10:55 Hey, I need to see a manager right now!
01:11:10 Technically, if it's on the rack and in
01:11:15 If we don't,
01:11:31 - Fine.
01:11:41 Sometimes third gear sticks a little.
01:11:50 I... Oh, all right.
01:11:57 I can't believe you sold your wheels
01:12:00 - You promised.
01:12:02 And for $9,980 less
01:12:07 If I didn't, he was going to write me up.
01:12:13 I'm sorry, wingman.
01:12:16 I'm not your wingman anymore.
01:12:22 You can't be serious.
01:12:25 You're nothing without me. You're...
01:12:36 Yeah, baby. Read 'em and weep.
01:12:39 Looks like somebody's gonna need
01:12:44 Well, well, well, 15 to 14.
01:12:49 You gave me a pretty good run
01:12:52 But tomorrow is the last day.
01:12:54 When I step out onto that softball field,
01:12:58 it's going to be celebration time
01:13:02 Well, Vince, you know what they say.
01:13:07 Bad news, guy. Mama don't sing at all.
01:13:13 Face.
01:13:17 As you know, Corporate,
01:13:21 will be attending the game.
01:13:23 So, it's very important to me
01:13:26 that we beat Maxi-Mart today.
01:13:29 - And, since the passing of...
01:13:32 ...Janet, we are in dire need
01:13:39 Anyone? Anyone. An outfielder, so...
01:13:45 Anyone? Somebody?
01:13:48 Anyone at all? Some... Zack Bradley.
01:13:53 - You're our guy.
01:13:55 - Okay. That's good.
01:13:56 Okay. All right.
01:14:02 Wish me luck.
01:14:05 - Hey, hey, Zack. What are you doing?
01:14:10 You were going to cover for me.
01:14:13 I'm sorry, I can't.
01:14:16 But it's a championship.
01:14:22 - I got it.
01:14:24 - Yeah, I'm cool.
01:14:26 Thanks.
01:14:27 All right, bud.
01:14:35 35, 36, 37, 38, 39...
01:14:43 Damn it. Why are our uniforms pink?
01:14:46 We accidentally washed them
01:14:49 Play ball. Super Club, take the field!
01:14:52 - Take the field!
01:14:53 Seven, eight, nine... Dang it! We're short.
01:14:58 You know, I didn't mean that. We're...
01:15:01 I meant, where is Zack?
01:15:05 - I'm gonna call Mom.
01:15:23 Look alive out there, for Christ's sake!
01:15:29 No batter! No batter!
01:15:30 Act like you've held a stick that big before.
01:15:39 What do you call that?
01:15:41 I call that my best.
01:15:43 And I heard you out there,
01:15:45 Just get back.
01:15:49 Who's up?
01:15:58 I'm out of here.
01:16:03 Renfroe, looking good.
01:16:05 Looking real good. Nice. Super good.
01:16:09 Put it in his curve tank, buddy. Come on.
01:16:11 - Come on, Jorge.
01:16:22 That's what I'm talking about, Zack.
01:16:23 Pull your head out of your ass, ump!
01:16:25 It hit the ground. The ball's no good!
01:16:35 That's right! Way to go! Yes!
01:16:40 This is baloney! Check the bat, it's corked!
01:16:53 Here we go, boys. We're down by a few.
01:16:59 Not in my house.
01:17:01 Nice, Glen Gary. Nice.
01:17:03 Yes, come on! Way to come back!
01:17:10 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:17:13 Shut up, Mary.
01:17:15 Why won't you trust me?
01:17:22 You're out!
01:17:24 - What? Are you kidding me?
01:17:27 - What are you talking about?
01:17:30 Iqbal, please report to Electronics.
01:17:33 Iqbal to Electronics, please.
01:17:38 Come on, guys,
01:17:44 You work for me. Get out there and get it.
01:17:49 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Time.
01:17:51 What? Time out? Can we please respect
01:17:56 Everybody take a knee. Hop down here.
01:18:00 Grab a knee, come on.
01:18:02 All right, we can win this.
01:18:06 And we can win this
01:18:09 And until today,
01:18:10 In fact, I still don't, but I do know this.
01:18:14 We're a team out here. I mean, look at us.
01:18:17 Glen Ross, I thought you
01:18:20 The way you took down that catcher,
01:18:22 You're the balls, man!
01:18:25 You're that whole region.
01:18:26 And you, I don't even know you
01:18:28 but you sign off on my paychecks.
01:18:31 Amy, you're wonderful.
01:18:35 Glen Gary, you got us pink uniforms, yes,
01:18:37 but, you know what? That's what unites us.
01:18:39 These uniforms unite us,
01:18:41 because we are all pink
01:18:44 Yeah, we're pink like vaginas.
01:18:51 Good guess, Vince. We're Super Club.
01:18:54 - Where buying in bulk is what?
01:18:58 - Let's win this game!
01:19:03 Come on, guys, two outs. We're up by one.
01:19:06 You all better get your umbrellas out
01:19:09 Come on, Jorge, give it to them!
01:19:31 I got it.
01:20:02 - Okay, people!
01:20:06 Let's get down to business. Okay.
01:20:10 Thank you, Zack,
01:20:12 - A sweet victory.
01:20:13 - Congratulations.
01:20:16 Good job, Zack.
01:20:18 What this means is a tie
01:20:21 which has never happened before, ever.
01:20:24 Now, we've decided
01:20:26 we're going to have a check stand ring-off.
01:20:30 Now back to work.
01:20:34 Thank you. Nice job! Nice job!
01:20:55 I can't do this alone.
01:20:59 I'm gonna need you.
01:21:03 Please. Come home.
01:21:15 I'm gonna need some time to think.
01:21:20 I understand. I do.
01:21:24 I'm gonna give you your space, homes.
01:21:56 I did it. I did it. I tied it up.
01:22:00 I tied it up. What's going on?
01:22:03 - They fired him.
01:22:06 Apparently, Action Media
01:22:09 and there was a mad rush on power strips
01:22:14 - But I was...
01:22:17 We had a deal.
01:22:19 Okay, now wait a minute, all right,
01:22:21 Taking pride in my work.
01:22:22 But that is a little bit harder
01:22:29 - Wait a minute. Let me just say something.
01:22:37 I can see right through you.
01:22:43 Hey, Zack.
01:22:44 We're taking all the cashiers out
01:22:50 Come on.
01:22:54 You made me so proud out there today.
01:22:58 - Look at him.
01:23:01 He's at the big boys' table.
01:23:03 Vince.
01:23:04 Didn't realize it was going to be
01:23:07 You're like a skilled surgeon
01:23:09 You guys seen his counter?
01:23:10 Not a speck of dust,
01:23:13 - I guess I can get a little anal.
01:23:19 Now, that's funny!
01:23:21 Hey, why don't we send the little lady
01:23:24 I don't think that Amy appreciates you
01:23:26 I'm talking about you, Nancy.
01:23:30 - It's okay, I'll go.
01:23:34 Oh, boy.
01:23:35 Hey, I read that girl's personal file.
01:23:38 I hear she only likes to go after
01:23:43 Excuse me.
01:23:46 What's up, fellas?
01:23:48 I don't know who threw the lime,
01:23:53 Check it out, Iqbal. Listen to this.
01:23:55 I know you got fired, but I'm getting
01:23:58 and I think that I could
01:24:01 That's it? You're in tight with management?
01:24:05 You used to be tight with us,
01:24:08 You used to be someone
01:24:10 Not anymore. I'm sick and tired
01:24:14 Yeah, what happened to you, man?
01:24:16 You're like the drummer
01:24:19 Nobody knows who you are.
01:24:21 You're becoming one of them.
01:24:24 - Wait a second. I am not like Vince.
01:24:28 At least Vince isn't pretending
01:24:30 But you,
01:24:31 you're pretending to be one of them
01:24:35 Step off, okay?
01:24:38 The Zack we know wouldn't have sold out
01:24:40 just because some slinky-ass blond tart
01:24:44 would sleep
01:24:48 So, just step off.
01:24:54 Is that true?
01:25:02 Hey, Amy.
01:25:04 Is that the blond tart?
01:25:09 Did she hear me?
01:25:13 Amy, Amy, wait. Amy.
01:25:16 You actually thought
01:25:18 if you won employee of the month?
01:25:25 Your personal file.
01:25:30 I see.
01:25:31 So that's why you've been
01:25:35 No. Yes. Kind of.
01:25:41 I heard that,
01:25:46 - I thought you were different, Zack.
01:25:48 You want to know if I screwed the
01:25:51 - No.
01:25:55 and a lying, conniving, asshole-user,
01:26:00 You employees of the months
01:26:05 Amy. Amy.
01:27:24 Why aren't you dressed for work?
01:27:30 - I quit.
01:27:32 I screwed up, Grams.
01:27:39 Everybody's right about me. I'm a loser.
01:27:42 - Well, you're certainly dressed for the part.
01:27:46 You know that loser that lost
01:27:50 Well, at least that guy actually tried.
01:27:55 I'll take the old Zack any day.
01:28:07 Wow, it's only been a day.
01:28:11 You look terrible.
01:28:13 - Are the boys in there?
01:28:17 Go play.
01:28:23 - What are you doing here, guy?
01:28:29 I'm sorry for what happened,
01:28:34 I forgot who my real friends are.
01:28:36 Iqbal, I talked to Glen
01:28:40 I took full responsibility
01:28:43 You got your job back.
01:28:45 - I don't want the job back.
01:28:48 Turns out me getting fired
01:28:50 to demand a promotion last night.
01:28:53 Can you believe it?
01:29:00 You know, Iqbal,
01:29:02 and you were right.
01:29:06 I'm going to win that competition.
01:29:08 And I'm not going to do it
01:29:09 I'm not going to do it to beat Vince,
01:29:10 I'm not even going to do it for Amy.
01:29:14 For pride. But I need you guys.
01:29:19 Are you with me?
01:29:23 We never went anywhere.
01:29:25 Yeah, but wait a minute, Zack.
01:29:30 Yeah, that does pose a problem, doesn't it?
01:29:32 Hey, we got you covered, guy.
01:29:35 Nothing a little broken chocolate won't fix.
01:29:41 Thanks, guys.
01:30:01 Hey, watch it.
01:30:07 Nice wheels.
01:30:18 - I'll come back on one condition.
01:30:21 You give me full access
01:30:25 Done.
01:30:30 It's good to have you back.
01:30:36 It just feels right.
01:30:40 Okay.
01:30:45 Home slice.
01:30:48 You can do it, boss.
01:30:50 You know, we're like
01:30:54 We're like ham and cheese.
01:31:05 So, I heard about you and Zack.
01:31:11 The guys who cut corners
01:31:16 But I want you to know something.
01:31:22 I hope you are, too, because I love you.
01:31:25 Face.
01:31:27 Now, if you'll excuse me,
01:31:34 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:31:37 I have a sad announcement.
01:31:40 Zack Bradley quit this morning.
01:31:43 Yes! Come on!
01:31:47 So, it looks as if Vince is going to be...
01:32:19 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
01:32:20 No, he already quit, you said.
01:32:25 Technically, the papers were never filed.
01:32:29 Oh, my goodness,
01:32:32 Is that true? Is he still employed?
01:32:34 How could you?
01:32:35 Put that chocolate bar down
01:32:37 Let's get this party started.
01:32:39 All right. Okay. Now we're talking.
01:32:44 Today's work will determine the winner.
01:32:46 Now, we've placed the exact same amount
01:32:50 along with a curveball or two.
01:32:53 So whoever has the fastest ring rate
01:33:02 Juan, give me the gun.
01:33:06 Give me that.
01:33:09 Listen, I know you have every reason
01:33:11 I lied, and I regret that,
01:33:15 because I was that slacker
01:33:18 and had everybody do his job for him.
01:33:20 So I wanted to apologize
01:33:23 Thank me?
01:33:25 Because if it wasn't for you, Amy,
01:33:33 All right, let's do this.
01:33:34 Put it back.
01:33:36 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:33:39 Okay, you know what? I'll do it.
01:33:41 Come on. Come on, dingle eyes, take a left.
01:33:45 Hey, man. Thanks, brother.
01:33:46 Okay, everyone, be safe out there.
01:33:51 Go!
01:33:52 - Let's go. Let's go.
01:33:57 Wow.
01:33:59 Go, go, go.
01:34:02 Come on, Zack.
01:34:03 - Zack!
01:34:11 You're getting weak.
01:34:14 Tampon.
01:34:15 - All right! Way to go!
01:34:28 Vince, there's one more item.
01:34:30 - Come on, let's go.
01:34:32 Watch out below!
01:34:34 - Jorge!
01:34:43 - Curveball.
01:34:46 No price-checking available!
01:34:47 - Come on, get out of there, dude, go.
01:34:49 Come on, run, run.
01:34:58 Zack!
01:35:01 - Open-ended cart!
01:35:05 Come on!
01:35:08 Restock the shelves.
01:35:10 Be careful with the items.
01:35:21 Surrender!
01:35:23 Surrender, box boy.
01:35:27 - Come on, guys, come on.
01:35:32 Curveball.
01:35:35 Old woman in need of assistance.
01:35:50 Yes! Yes!
01:35:55 Here we go! Back to the registers! Let's go.
01:36:15 And the tiebreaker goes to Vince Downey!
01:36:19 Now, that's teamwork.
01:36:29 Man, you did your best, dude.
01:36:30 Be proud. You did great.
01:36:33 It wasn't enough. I blew it.
01:36:54 - Excuse me, everybody. Excuse me.
01:36:58 never in the history of Super Club
01:37:02 18 times in a row.
01:37:04 But tonight, someone has.
01:37:08 The complaint box, please.
01:37:10 Sure. Sure.
01:37:14 Oh, there is something here.
01:37:18 - "Super Club blows."
01:37:23 Our champion and winner
01:37:27 Vince Downey. Downey! Downey! Downey!
01:37:42 Thank you. You are such an inspiration.
01:37:46 And all of you, the little people
01:37:50 - the place it is.
01:37:52 You are the scaffolding on top of which
01:37:55 And you, Zack,
01:37:58 you made it a race.
01:38:00 Thank you. But I won.
01:38:02 Excuse me, sir.
01:38:05 Okay, big 'uns, why don't you go kill
01:38:07 Go ahead, find your way back
01:38:10 Not right now, Semi.
01:38:12 Surveillance footage
01:38:15 We're in the middle of a celebration.
01:38:18 Well, he is very large.
01:38:19 This is unconventional. Listen.
01:38:24 I did some amazing things today.
01:38:26 Sir, watch this.
01:38:29 That's the kind of speed that won me
01:38:33 I'm embarrassed, actually.
01:38:34 Sir, I'll rewind it again.
01:38:45 - Well, what? I...
01:38:46 - Look at this one.
01:38:47 Watch the oats.
01:38:52 He tampered with it.
01:38:56 It's a forgery.
01:38:58 - Am I seeing this correctly?
01:39:02 Not only did he cheat
01:39:04 he's been giving away free stuff
01:39:07 Absurd.
01:39:08 - You see, I got the tapes to prove it, sir.
01:39:12 Sir. He's right, sir.
01:39:15 Same carts, same amount of items.
01:39:18 Vince Downey.
01:39:19 You're the fastest, all right.
01:39:22 Hey.
01:39:26 That's why they call you Semi.
01:39:29 Vince Downey, you are a disgrace to me
01:39:33 I am not proud of you.
01:39:37 Get that scum out of here
01:39:40 Yeah!
01:39:52 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:39:56 will go to the runner-up, Zack Bradley.
01:40:00 Yes! Yes! Congratulations.
01:40:03 You've won everything.
01:40:13 That is wonderful.
01:40:17 - Hold on, he's going in, he's going in.
01:40:23 Thank you.
01:40:26 - Listen, I just wanted...
01:40:28 - You go.
01:40:30 Okay.
01:40:37 So does this mean
01:40:40 I guess you'll have to find out next month.
01:40:45 - Are they kissing?
01:40:47 - They're kissing, yeah.
01:41:12 - I love this song.
01:41:21 So, Maxi-Mart really makes you wear
01:41:25 Maxi-Mart? No. Jorge, I am on probation.
01:41:29 I'm under house arrest.
01:41:30 I can't go more than a mile away
01:41:35 It's cool though, I'm out.
01:41:40 I gotta hand it to you. The car looks tip-top.
01:41:44 I know.
01:41:46 - Hey, can I take it for a spin?
01:41:50 - Well, can you give me a ride to...
01:41:55 How about a ride to the bus stop?
01:41:58 Absolutely.
01:42:00 Jorge, blinks mean it's the border.
01:42:03 All right, you got to let me out.
01:42:04 Jorge! Go back! Go back!